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I'm NOT Your Huckleberry? | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 81 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Congratulations, you have made it inside the treehouse. Time to believe your warriors
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  outside and join me Daniel Malley, Trey Trenholm, and Ron Sharman as we
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  get stupid on a Monday. Yeah. So, uh, Trey, you
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  were starting to tell us something right before we got started. Uh what?
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  Oh did y'all know that like phone sects, ads and lines were a thing
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  again? No? Yeah, like I you know, working in bars and
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  you have TVs on all the time. Yeah, Now after midnight you start
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  seeing phone sex line ads again. Like, wait, with all the technology,
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  that's what's making a comeback. Is it a real person or is it
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  it is? Ay, it is everything you would remember from an ad from
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  twenty years ago. Flad chicks you know, yeah, hot, heavy,
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  blah blah. You know it's just same same ad. Just I'm like,
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  the same. How does that make a comeback? It really is. The
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  party line thing is back too, by the way, that whole life are
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  you do you want a party with like all the hot chicks in your area,
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  Like they don't give you any specific like they don't tell you like in
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  Dallas or like in your area. It's like it's still but it's still like
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  a dollar dollar ninety nine cents a minute, now, I think is what
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  it is? Is what I said on the last one. Do you know
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  what, Here's what's brilliant about it? And it just dawned on me and
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  why they're doing it. You have a whole generation who has no concept that
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  their phone, that phone actually could cost money making calls. Oh yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. You have a whole new generation of nerds
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  so that that that need to that need to experience some loving at ninety nine
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  cents a minute. They don't even know what long distance means. It's because
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  it doesn't exist anymore. I know, That's what I'm saying. I mean,
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  they that's not something that I bet there's so many of them that have
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  no concept that you know, stuff like that. I mean, think about
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  it. That's how they got it when we were kids. Is you have
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  a bunch of kids calling those numbers because they didn't know, yeah, until
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  the parents got the phone bill and it's you know, it's four thousand dollars.
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  Yeah yeah. I remember one year we wanted to call. It was
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  a Santa Claus one like where you could have a Santa send, like you
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  can top the sand on the phone. And I was like okay. So
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  it was like no, no, just just like yeah, just kids,
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  Santa. It was like a little thing that popped up around the holidays,
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  and it was off by one number. And I don't know if it was
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  me that donald or my my cousin that dialed, but uh, it wasn't
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  Santa that answered. Uh. It was like, uh, I'm not going
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  to go into detail what the first line was, but that's how they no
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  no pun intended to suck you in. But it was like and my and
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  We're just listening to it for like a minute, and I'm like what And
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  I hung up and I was like, oh, I think that was the
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  wrong number. And it was like you know, nine seven six Santa or
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  whatever. And so I, you know, doing that as a kid,
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  trying to figure out that. Yeah, my dad, I think the bill
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  for that was like I think then it was like four ninety nine a minute
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  or something like that. Oh yeah. And when that, my Dad's like,
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  you know, who know what was this five dollars charge for? And
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  I was like oh, and it said on it like what the the line
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  was? Oh, it wasn't Santa. It was like it was like a
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  three something thing or whatever, and I'm like, we don't know what that
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  is. We're just trying to call Santa with Prancer and obviously Vixen. Yeah,
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  but they're back now one hundred percent and with the rates, I mean,
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  you gotta give them credit. The rates are so much cheaper. Well
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  with with out of control inflation. Ninety nine sent cubmentted sounds like a throwback
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  price that actually is pretty good. It's like album back in the day.
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  Some of those phone sex lines, they were like three ninety nine minute,
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  Like you're saying, right, yeah, damn what No, you know no,
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  I know that look on your face and I know that tone in your
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  voice. No, We're gonna have to, you know, listen to the
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  plus episode to really understand this. But Dan, yeah, one eight hundred
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  Sexy Goat Oh yeah, uh yeah yeah Dan, do there we go?
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  Huh you Trey, But I'll take the h I'll take the opportunity to plug
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  the Treehouse Plus episode. You can go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse on
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  air to listen uh to the new Goat Man of Bordeaux Mountain. Yes,
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  and if we ever do it, if we ever do another uh special and
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  you do it a Star Wars based one. You could be and I just
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  thought of this name. I don't know how you've never thought of it,
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  but you could be Dando Kelrissian. We actually did that one. Oh you
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  did Okay, you did that a handful of years ago. Yeah. Oh
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  that's a good I like it. That's what you should go for every every
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  Halloween because your lightsaber would be amazing. Yeah. I've asked Alfie to send
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  me, to send me all those and I was like three weeks ago and
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  he was like, yeah, I put it on my to do list and
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  then nothing. Dan Do set Now Dan Calrisian. I mean it was right
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  there with Lando. But I mean I guess I guess you know what.
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  I guess Dan Do could could replace the Darth and all the Sith people.
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  Yeah, but you know Dan Do Vader Dan. You think about Bubba Fett's
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  ship and I mean just you know, you could just make that a Penis
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  and Dan Doo would be flying around New from lucasfilm. Yeah, that's the
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  special. It's also how you end up with a sign in your front yard
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  as the Dandelorian. Uh asking about where the child is. Anyway, back
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  to the current state of affairs, yes, Uh, Hugh Tray was very
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  much no I had. I had no idea that phone sex line? We
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  were hot again? Is it a throwback thing? Is is it like people
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  our age feeling like it's it's nostalgic, because look, nostalgia is a huge
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  money maker right now. That's like even us talking about Star Wars. That's
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  you know, nostalgia is the reason why Star Wars keeps printing money is because
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  we keep going back to these new things that they throw out, hoping to
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  recapture the feeling we had when we were kids watching these things and it's not
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  really happening, but we we keep going back to that well because we're searching
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  for that feeling. Is that what they're trying to do with the phone sex
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  lines? I think Trey was spot on when it's like kids today are like,
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  oh, let me call that number, because the fine they always had
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  the fine print underneath the number. They don't look, they don't blare out
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  at you like hey, this is gonna cost you money, right, And
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  then you like he said, you know, he's working late night at the
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  bar and you got a couple of guys in lonely get home and you're like
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  you don't want to. I'm gonna call this number, and then they get
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  the phone bill at the end of the month and they owe some four ladies
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  sitting in a cubicle in New York, like four thousand dollars. I just
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  don't understand why it is you're gonna call somebody when there's your there's there's porn
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  everywhere online and not even just like porn porn. You can go yeah and
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  and and talk to somebody live. Yeah, but think about that. Yeah,
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  they never talk on the phone. So now you're talking about and talking
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  about like having a human interaction and like they should the person or anything else
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  and just just on the phone. It really I bet it to a lot
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  of them. It is a novel concept. We should have a sex face
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  time more than they actually call. Again, that actually plays intoto. What
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  I'm saying this is, why would you go through an audio phone call that
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  you may not have much experience with if you have a certain age, when
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  you can easily just do a video chat with someone? Yeah, uh yeah,
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  like like a cameo, like a favorite porn star send you a message
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  something like that, or most of them have only fans, yeah, yeah,
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  or like if they have a sexting app where you can charge kids for
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  the sexting, and they they may actually think that they're actually going to pick
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  up a chick as you I don't know if they're still selling them as like
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  you know, it's a chat line and you're gonna you know, you know,
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  local singles are on there, and they may think that, oh many
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  is the new thing. Yeah, you know, I guess I could see
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  it as a viable option when if you're a lonely man and you just spent
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  you know, three four hours and three four thousand dollars at the strip club
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  and obviously struck out, so you go home, You're like, well maybe
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  that pretty lady on TV will will give me a shot. Yeah, And
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  like I was saying, like if they sell it, like you know,
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  do you want to talk to sexy ladies in your area and they're not here.
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  They're like you know, college co eds, and like no, they're
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  not just some fat lady at home. TCU girls are not sitting in their
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  sorority house just waiting, you know, for for Tim the forty four year
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  old and his underwear to call. But they sell it like that, right,
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  So I mean that's uh so maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's
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  like you know what I struck out tonight, but this party line, like
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  maybe I can and then they and they have this thing because I saw it
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  years ago. They did a documentary on it. But then you can go
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  into like your own private chat with the one on one with the girl that
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  you like, and then that's a separate thing. So it's the phone carrier's
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  version of the champagne room. Yes, yeah, basically. And then could
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  I then just take that five dollars credit that AT and T is giving me
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  for the outage the other day and just apply it to the to their sex
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  line. Yeah, just call for three minutes and that's all it's going to
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  call. But what if they get you hooked? If man I got back,
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  Yeah, I walked into that. Okay. Uh, speaking of AT
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  and T and the outage the other day, I've decided that five bucks is
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  not enough to give me for the inconvenience of the outage. I understand AT
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  and T's position, saying five dollars is the average daily cost of our phone
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  plans, but I want more than that, and short of that, then
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  I just feel like I need to create a Q list and AT and T
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  needs to be on it. And I feel like this you list needs to
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  be not necessarily people, but uh groups, organizations into teas that have done
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  us wrong. And I think maybe it would just be a feel good thing
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  to have. And maybe I'll have my wife do like a poster board of
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  it and hang it up. That'll be fun. She likes being creative and
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  things, sort of like a vision board. But you know, for you
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  and AT and T would need to be on it, because honestly, when
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  they said, oh, we're gonna give you everybody five dollars, Wow,
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  if you think that's a lot and you think that's enough, I tell you
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  what, you should just keep the five bucks. Don't even do me the
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  favor. If you need it that bad, you keep it. But I'm
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  gonna put you on my que list. And the only thing AT and T
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  would have going for it is that it would only be number two on my
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  que list. Number one is, of course Urkott. Yeah, Urkott has
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  never even tried to make good on their cops at least AT and T.
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  Albeit a dumb one. It is an attempt doesn't make any sort of attempts.
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  So you you the most anyone else. I'm missing on the key list
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  Tyheart Radio. I'm I'm okay with them. I don't, I don't.
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  I mean, yeah, the freak doesn't. Look we've moved on from them,
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  they've moved on from ratings. We all win. You can send if
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  everybody just sent them the five dollars, maybe you can pull them out of
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  bankruptcy. If you can hire someone who could turn on a mic. I
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  think I can hear. I think I can hear scribbling off the toll way
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  Club dot com. That's Dallas Dashcomedy Club dot com. Very exciting things happening
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  at the Dallas Comedy Club. I saw a photo the other day of it
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  was like turn of the century Dallas bit. More specifically, I think it
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  was a deep Elam Facebook page suggestion and it was like a turn of the
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  century photo black and white of what deep Ellum was back then. And my
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  first thought was, or is that just a black and white photo of the
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  current hipsters? Yeah, I was about to which turn of the century.
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  I think it was eighteenth to nineteenth, but yeah, I mean, it
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  could have been twenty at the twenty. First it was because it seems like
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  deep Ellum is constantly in transition. Yeah, I mean, that's it's wild
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  to think that I would go down to Dallas comedy collb, which is quite
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  often. Uh. I think it's crazy that you can walk toward Doc Holliday
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  had his dentist office. That's a that's a pretty cool thing. And I'm
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  not sure if many people know that history of Dallas. I mean, because
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  a lot of people think there's not a whole lot of history in Dallas other
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  than the fact that all right, there's there's there's a city called Dallas,
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  and then fast forward like one hundred or so years and then boom, JFK
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  got killed here and that's it. But no, there's actually other stuff,
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  like you're right, like before Doc Holliday moved westward with his old pal Wyatt
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  Earb and uh uh and became a huckleberry. Uh he was a dentist and
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  he was a dentist in Dallas. Hmmm, And you got it wrong.
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  You said, huckle Berry that is incorrect. What is it? It's a
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  huckle bearer. A huckle is the is the handle on the side of a
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  confin. So every time he's the why why does say huckleberry everywhere? Because
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  that everybody gets it because nobody knows what a huckle bearer is. Well,
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  I think we also just blamed Val Kilmer for not saying it properly. He
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  said it. He was from Georgia. He said, It's just fine.
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  They don't They don't pronounce like huckleberry. Yeah, it's huckle bearer. It's
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  it's basically like I'll be your Paul bearer. That's what they changed it to,
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  is a Paul bearer. I know it's wild. He's right, Raj
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  is right. Yes, don't say that. Do not give him any positive
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  feedback, Okay, I and I'm gonna I I I went through this fight
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  and I fought it and then I went to look it up and I had
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  to apologize. So I'm just saving you. I'm just saving you the time.
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  Dan Antonio, He's right, I've I've already lost this argument before.
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  No, no, yo, Well the huckleberry what is that? No one
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  knew? That's that was one of the great mysteries from Tombstone. Is no
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  one understood what the hell he meant by saying I'm your Huckleberry. Everyone just
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  assumed as well as he's he's drunk and messed up on opioid's of some sort.
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  So he's just I'm a hookled Barry, and so everyone just kind of
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  went with it. Yeah, So a little bit of a little bit of
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  history for you. There you go. God damn it, now when you
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  watch it, it makes sense every time. I'm pulling it up right now,
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  I got I have to verify this. I'm pulling it up on YouTube.
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  Give me a second. Yeah, huh, okay, right there,
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  and huh all right, here we go. The best scene also factually inaccurate.
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  Well, I'm gonna have to mute because I'll do every line. Yes,
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  be quiet, I didn't think you had a dan. I'm your huckleb.
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  Did you hear it now? No? Yep, No, I didn't
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  you did? I didn't, he says, He says, He says,
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  Huckleberry, No, listen to it. No, I don't want to do
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  it again. I hate this. Let's do it again. Hang on,
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  I didn't think you had a Dani. I'm your huckle It feels like I
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  hear a little bit of both, and I don't. I don't. Had
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  you never told me, I never would have known, and I would have
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  lived happily in the dark, always wondering what the hell of huckleberry was.
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  I just want to want I shouldn't have told you to be like, here's
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  some huckleberry pot you found out where what they are? They're not real?
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  All right? One more time? Hang on letting you had it in you.
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  I'm your Hunkmber. You know you heard it. Well, this is
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  one of those things that once you once you hear it, it's planted into
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  your brain and you can't unhear it. Yeah. It's kind of like when
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  you hear whatever that song is blinded by the light. Yeah, and it
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  sounds like the guy as soon as someone tells you, it sounds like he's
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  saying something like a douche uh And that's all you hear ever again, right
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  right? And I feel like that's it's yeah, that that's what you've done.
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  Trey. Who did you have this fight with? Before? Oh?
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  A bar patron? M Yeah, I was. I was always been a
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  history nerd. I was a history minor in college and so, like the
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  whole Tombstone is a great movie, it's almost all factually inaccurate. It's wonderful,
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  but it's one of my favorite. Every time it's on, It's way
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  back to the Future. Every time it's on, watch it and didn't are
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  you that guy? Are you that you have to suffer through listening to pick
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  apart movies? No, I don't pick. I'm like I watched every time
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  Tomb Stones on. I watch it like it's but you're probably a constant narration
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  of its inaccuracies. Yes, you are. You are for a show you
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  hate, you are the Sheldon Cooper of movies? Is that what he does?
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  Is that what he does in the show he picks the part. He
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  will pick apart the things that he loves, certain things, but then he
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  can also pick them apart. That is you. Yeah, okay, I
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  didn't. Maybe I'll have to start paying attention to my uh my counterpart.
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  Yeah. No, I just this is the history of it, Like I'm
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  just such I'm fascinated by history. And so I started reading about White are
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  and then I was like, oh, well, he wasn't a great guy.
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  He was kind of a dick. Uh. During the Civil War in
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  the South, the handles of a casket work hall huckles. Mm hmm.
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  I told you and Dan, and the crappy thing is is then Actually,
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  when you think about it, it makes it makes the same make much.
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  Yeah, it's him saying I'm about to kill you and I'll carry your casket.
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  It is so on one hand, it's it's a sweet gesture. It's
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  very polite. Yeah, very I'm gonna kill you, but I'll help Carrie.
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  Uh So here's my struggle. Mm hm. I enjoy learning new things.
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  I too. Uh, I enjoy history. I like learning. What
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  I don't like is Raj being right. Uh yeah, I think I think
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  that is an extremely dangerous thing to give him. I mean, I'm not
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  gonna I'm not gonna do anything with the the the fact that you said it.
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  I'm not ever going to use it against you. But I just want
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  to I just want to inform maybe there's some listeners that didn't know that thought
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  it was Huckleberry as well. Everyone thought it was Huckleberry, okay, and
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  we were all happily living in the dark. Well, now you're in Lane
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  and now you'll hear it different every time he says it and go, oh,
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  that's because that's more sinister. Oh it is I'll be I'll be some
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  Here was the problem with that line in the script is you're already taking plenty
• 26:38
  of license with the story of these men in history as it is. Why
• 26:44
  couldn't you have made that line more obvious because it's just his say, everyone
• 26:52
  would have understood it. Don't you think if if Valkima Kilmer got the script
• 26:56
  and saw Huckleberry, you don't think he would have a word with the like
• 27:00
  what am I saying here? He's a method actor, like what is this
• 27:03
  word? I don't understand this? And Paul Bear they didn't have those until
• 27:10
  I think in the nineteen hundreds, late late nineteen thirty. So all of
• 27:14
  a sudden, Hollywood's concerned with historical accuracy. Well, I mean some of
• 27:19
  it was. Some of it was accurate, like the the names of the
• 27:25
  people were accurate, like who were killed and so on and so forth,
• 27:29
  and yeah, but how about we do this? Why don't we just because
• 27:33
  you can now add words to the dictionary each year, it's not the real
• 27:38
  dictionary. It's just like the online nonsense. I guess the online version of
• 27:42
  Merriam Webster. It's the it's dictionary dot com. Every year they say Okay,
• 27:47
  here are the new words that we're adding to the dictionary, but it's
• 27:49
  not real. The real dictionaries, like the Oxford Dictionary that's in print form,
• 27:52
  and they don't add in the nonsensical twenty first century words that we've made
• 27:59
  up. I know we can do it with huckleberry. We can just take
• 28:03
  huckleberry and just say huckleberry is what is a huckle bearer? It's the same
• 28:10
  thing you can say, I am your huckleberry. A huckleberry is the guy
• 28:14
  that carries your casket? Boomer done? So is it? Is it?
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  Like? And then no one's got to get rid of any of their tombstone
• 28:19
  t shirts? Is it a huckle and then like the like the name berry,
• 28:23
  like I'll be your Huckleberry's a job that'll be ridiculous. I'll be your
• 28:33
  huckle berry. There's not a comment in there. Now that scene really would
• 28:45
  not have worked. It's the guy that uh Malcolmber kills. His character's name
• 28:49
  is Barry. That just doesn't work. It works because his name is Johnny
• 28:57
  Ringo be hu Gary. Who does he keep talking to? I think I
• 29:11
  think the main takeaway we should have inside this segment of the Treehouse right now
• 29:15
  is that there are two dangerous weapons in the twenty first century that only certain
• 29:22
  superpower should have control over. One are nuclear warheads, and two is the
• 29:26
  power to claim Raj is right about anything. I think there should be a
• 29:33
  resolution because I don't think what I don't think we want him falling into the
• 29:41
  hands of Russia that way. They already got news, so they really don't
• 29:47
  eat being right. Well, that was he learned something. That's all it
• 29:52
  is. Yeah, things two, one, four, three, six,
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  eight, thirty eight, thirty eight for any and all of your plumbing once
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  in needs. As we bring Jacqueline into the treehouse. Now it is her
• 30:18
  time, let's get going on something mostly random and not entirely plumbing related.
• 30:25
  But we'll see if we can segue relationship red flags. I'm gonna give you
• 30:27
  a second to think about it. What is your biggest relationship red flag?
• 30:32
  My dogs? If you're mean to my dogs, if you ask me to
• 30:33
  get rid of my dogs, if you don't want to meet my horse,
• 30:36
  you're gone gone. I had, I had, I was engaged, and
• 30:41
  he asked me to get rid of a dog. Guess who never married that
• 30:42
  person? Me? Yeah, that's that makes perfect sense. I was giving
• 30:48
  you the opportunity to think about it, but you clearly already had the answer.
• 30:52
  Give Jacqueline a call for any and all of your plumbing once and needs.
• 30:56
  And if perhaps there are any red flags in the in the plumbing world,
• 30:59
  she will be will to tell you about those as well. To give
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  them a call two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. Or
• 31:03
  the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in the treehouse. Listen us
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  online a treehouse on air dot com. This segment of the Treehouse is brought
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  to you by Brooks Plumbing. For any and all of your plumbing wants and
• 31:25
  needs, give Brooks Plumbing your call, talk to Jackline or anyone else that's
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  thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Uh.
• 31:41
  Since we're being informative in the treehouse today, like ruining what we thought Val
• 31:47
  Kilmer said and Tombstone, even though it's apparently correct, I'm not saying you're
• 31:52
  right, it's just correct. I guess uh correct, yeah. Uh.
• 31:57
  Daniel Cook from uh Cook tow Roofing and Restoration is also a card carrying member
• 32:07
  of the Advancement of Association or the Associated Association for the Advancement of Retired People.
• 32:13
  As we learned a few weeks ago here in the Trio formerly, what
• 32:17
  what is it supposed to be? Because you're referring to AARP as the Association
• 32:22
  for the Advancement of Retired People, That's all I can remember. I can't
• 32:28
  even remember what it's supposed to stand for now other than the Association and Retired
• 32:32
  People American Association of Retired People? Is it America? Okay, let's just
• 32:37
  go with that. So, Trey, you recently got your AARP card,
• 32:40
  Raj. You told us soon after that you've been a secret member for months.
• 32:49
  Never kept a secret. You didn't tell us for months secretly. I
• 32:52
  didn't know that was like they say, there's no age restruction. Again,
• 32:57
  I did not know this, And I usually like to think that I'm on
• 32:59
  the cusp of knowing things. Today I clearly am not. And for the
• 33:05
  AARP thing, I didn't know that you could join AARP before the age of
• 33:09
  fifty. Everything I had known about it was you get the first notice or
• 33:15
  invitation or something in the mail or whatever when you're like forty nine and a
• 33:19
  half, and then at fifty you could become AARP official. And I'm kind
• 33:23
  of surprised they haven't raised the age, but I guess because everyone's living longer.
• 33:28
  But I guess they did the opposite and said anyone can join AARP,
• 33:34
  which they did a really poor job of marketing that, because I had no
• 33:37
  idea until you know, you guys told me Now with the AARP thing,
• 33:42
  Daniel Cook is a member. Do you guys get the emails from AARP?
• 33:46
  Yes, because he sent me one the other day and he wanted me to
• 33:51
  make sure you guys were aware of your member benefits update. Okay, For
• 33:58
  example, as a member of AARP, you can enter for a chance to
• 34:01
  win a backstage meet and greet for two in Las Vegas for the Rolling Stones,
• 34:07
  and you get fifteen percent off your check every day at Denny's. Hell
• 34:13
  yeah, I sadly already knew that one. He wanted me to make sure
• 34:19
  you guys were aware of those benefits in case you weren't getting the emails now.
• 34:23
  It also did give me the idea what I want you guys to do,
• 34:27
  since you are oldest pissed, I would like you to take your AARP
• 34:34
  card carrying member status out for a spin, inter the rock out with the
• 34:39
  Rolling Stone sweepstakes, and then if you win, we then double dip and
• 34:45
  make it a treehouse contest. So if you guys win those tickets, then
• 34:50
  we hold our own contest to get those tickets to a treehouse listener. Hey,
• 34:54
  can you do that? Is it transferable? Do you know that want
• 35:00
  to go? I'm not a Stones fan, which is why you should just
• 35:04
  look. If you can't go, you just hand him to somebody else.
• 35:07
  Okay, I'll enter. Yeah, but yeah, I'm not a big Stones
• 35:10
  guy. Don't have to be. Plenty of our listeners would love that experience.
• 35:15
  Yeah, that'd be cool. That's a very easy way to give do
• 35:16
  a ticket giveaway that there's one in one in eleven million chancey it doesn't cost
• 35:22
  us time. Yeah, yeah, but the Dennys thing, I didn't know.
• 35:30
  I knew about that. And then there are roadside assistance, and there's
• 35:34
  yeah, there's you know, there's roadside assistance, like I said, And
• 35:37
  there's uh discount ticket sales, and there's a you know, advanced ticket sales
• 35:42
  or pre sales, whatever you can, whatever you want to call it.
• 35:44
  So since it's prescription discounts too, that is true. So it is an
• 35:51
  organization geared towards retired people folk. Yeah, but well now it's ARF.
• 36:01
  I would have loved we should start ARF Association for the Advancement of Retired Folk.
• 36:10
  Yeah, for the country people. Make it a bureau. You can
• 36:19
  call it BARF anyways. Uh, I just forgot what I was gonna say.
• 36:24
  So ARF and BAR retired person's old people. Oh yeah, Uh,
• 36:29
  since it's geared towards retired people, this contest is for you know, Rolling
• 36:35
  Stones tickets. Are they not ever offering you know, tickets for younger acts
• 36:39
  like a Bieber or a Taylor Swift concert because they you can join at any
• 36:45
  age. Apparently. Yeah, I don't know. If I don't know if
• 36:49
  ARP has the reach to get Swift tickets and Bieber Uh no longer performs because
• 36:54
  he only performs for the lowered. I didn't realize he was on Jesus Hiatus.
• 37:01
  He is on Jesus Hiatis very much so. As a matter of fact,
• 37:05
  Stephen Baldwin, or as they call him, Alec Baldwin's brother sent out
• 37:12
  a message saying pray for their marriage, so I thought, uh, you
• 37:20
  should have framed it better though, you know, like, yeah, Jesus
• 37:22
  has me on a non compete. Jesus was jealous of Bieber's YouTube views.
• 37:37
  The downside of being Jesus is no one was recording when you know he turned
• 37:39
  the water into wine, and the bread and the fish. I mean apparently
• 37:45
  they wrote it down, So I guess that was the version of the Bible
• 37:47
  is the original YouTube? If you think that's pretty brilliant. If you think
• 37:53
  about it, you're gonna have a lot of Bible kids like the original YouTube.
• 37:57
  That's gonna be a shirt that they wear. You need to you need
• 38:00
  to copyright that right now because I'm telling you you're gonna be walking around Saint
• 38:05
  John that your Dando form and you want to see just a bunch of Bible.
• 38:10
  Think the Egyptians are gonna be going what I feel like the egypt we're
• 38:20
  literally drawing on walls. We feel like this is more the actual start of
• 38:24
  YouTube, Like the Bible would actually be more like the birth, but like,
• 38:30
  yeah, the Egyptians would probably be saying, no, I think the
• 38:34
  Bible is is more of like the beginning of podcasting. Thanks the Egyptians to
• 38:39
  be going, Hey, we invented fucking emojis, horse said, sunshine.
• 38:50
  One eye means you're this is interesting. So we're finding throughout history the origins
• 39:00
  of all these platforms. I wonder what, So, who do we have
• 39:06
  to blame for yelp, Buddhists, don't. I don't think it's Buddhists.
• 39:15
  I feel like they're they're they're the easy going bunch. I don't think they're
• 39:19
  the ones that are, you know, bitching about you know, cheese sticks
• 39:22
  that were too small haven't been the standard? Poor? Then they have not
• 39:28
  the big big cheese sticks at the standard poor. Uh. Speaking of complaining
• 39:32
  about things, a forty two year old man, this, by the way,
• 39:37
  is one of the one of them. This may be one of my
• 39:39
  favorite stories of the year so far. All right, are you ready?
• 39:42
  Here we go? Speaking of complaining, A forty two year old man was
• 39:46
  arrested twice in the same day. Okay, once for being drunken disorderly at
• 39:52
  a restaurant. Then he went back to jail to complain about the arrest earlier
• 40:00
  in the day. Yeah, strong, like I move the Yeah, you
• 40:08
  don't even hesitate with that, do you. No? I mean, you
• 40:13
  know, like, what does he look like in your head? Oh no,
• 40:15
  oh yeah, he's white with a mullets. Well what's the point of
• 40:22
  having the white privilege if you can't take it out once in a while.
• 40:24
  Oh well, driving it around the block, keep going, take it on
• 40:30
  a cruise. I just find it amazing that this guy has the audacity to
• 40:37
  go to the police station to complain about the arrest in the first place,
• 40:42
  and then he gets arrested again because he was drunk when he went there to
• 40:45
  do it. And I'm sure Trey has seen this before I went. I
• 40:51
  had my nightclubs and deep home. I saw like, you know, people
• 40:53
  getting publican talks and it's you know, young girls getting a publican talx and
• 40:59
  the cops like, I'm gonna let it go. I'm gonna let you get
• 41:00
  like, put in my handcuffs, I don't do it again, call a
• 41:02
  friend whatever, and then take the cuffs off, and then they start yelling
• 41:06
  at the cops you know what, like just take the just take the w
• 41:12
  dumbs. And then they'd be like, all right, I told you once,
• 41:15
  and then they just start crying and then that's it. That's a wrap.
• 41:17
  So this guy doesn't strike this story doesn't strike me as straight. I'm
• 41:22
  just like, Oh, he's just a grown up that did it. He's
• 41:25
  a forty two year old grown man that decided to do this. Yeah,
• 41:28
  yeah, that's uh, it's balls. I love that. Well, that's
• 41:30
  amazing. I mean, you're forty two years old, you get arrested earlier
• 41:34
  in the day, you don't like how it went down, so you go
• 41:36
  back to jail to complain about the arrest from earlier in the day. Is
• 41:39
  it because he couldn't find a Yelp for prison to write a review or there's
• 41:45
  no Airbnb reviews for jail manager? Yeah, like, are you leaving a
• 41:53
  review on Airbnb at the jail saying don't it's spotty Wi Fi, there's no
• 42:00
  emergency exits, and the mattress is too soft, and my cellmate is too
• 42:05
  hard. I mean really, people will really find anything to complain about,
• 42:31
  and they throw him in They throw him in jail for the second time.
• 42:36
  The cellmate stands up and says, I'll be your huncle Berry. All right,
• 42:44
  thanks for hanging out with us in the treehouse today. We appreciate it.
• 42:46
  We will see you back in here on Friday. AH see you later.