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Mic Drop Comedy Jam Ep 2 Promo(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: 2026 with a brand new No Limit shirt is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You got an unopened Teddy Ruxpin at the house. On
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  Speaker 1: the black people in here, it's good to sit this
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  Speaker 1: one out, though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to sit on the bench, amen?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to get a rest. Let the Latinos get
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: in there and get some layups in.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I watch from my balcony. I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 3: Run, Julio, run!
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  Speaker 2: Ice Cube was performing in Portland. And somebody tried to
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  Speaker 2: set his tour bus on fire. They thought it was
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  Speaker 2: an ice headquarters. That's Portland. Just a city full of
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  Speaker 2: people who hate the police but don't know the guy
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  Speaker 2: who wrote Fuck the Police.
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  Speaker 3: I just moved to LA and got my first movie role!
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I've been practicing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm playing crackhead number three.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't that some shit?
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  Speaker 4: Only in LA can you fly an audition to play
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  Speaker 4: a crackhead. I'm like, let me get another one of
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  Speaker 4: them things.
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  Speaker 3: I went home and told my girl, if I pay
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  Speaker 3: all this goddamn money for these shoes, everybody better know
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  Speaker 3: what you're wearing. You better be walking around this bitch
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  Speaker 3: like you a drum major, bitch.
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  Speaker 5: And when you sit down, you better prop your goddamn
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  Speaker 5: feet up, bitch. You're going to wear these.
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  Speaker 2: Goddamn shoes for $ 500.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to tell your.
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  Speaker 1: ACL fucking with me, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: And when you get tired of wearing them, bitch, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Going to wear them. Somebody going to wear these.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.