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Consider Me - by Becka Mack · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the pot
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with collar and Emily. In this episode.
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We are reading. Consider me by Becca Mac.
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We are talking about the entire book.
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So warning, there will be spoilers,
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I'm Carla and we're going to make it.
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Fit. I'm Emily.
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The energy in this room right now is about electrically
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charged as the 9 inches of titanium straining to yard went
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over right now. That was worthy.
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So this was your pick Emily. It was so you must at all times,
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defend your pick numbers. Me Ricky, hey we should have a
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scorecard at the end of six months or a year.
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Yeah. Where We've heard from the what
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takes? This one is.
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Not the worst know. This actually isn't the worst
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I've staked worse, ones. So tell me a little bit.
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Why you love hockey romances? Because I was curious, I just do
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what? It's not about it.
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I just do, I feel Vibes. Is it the 9 inch pot?
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It's a 9-inch. A titanium Vibe.
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Be kind of just something about them.
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I think because they're a little bit younger without being Too
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young like too young and stupid, right?
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They always cocky jerks at the start and they always end up.
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So, like infatuated by the Girl, by the end of it, no matter
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what, that's how it always ends up.
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And so this is, would you say this is standard law or we're
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all dead? Yes, that the ones I've read
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and, I mean, it's gotten so far that I follow like a human.
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But you just into black Fucking Pages.
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Oh, and take Tahoe. So it's not a thing here.
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What? Like real Pages.
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Real. Oh, hey, let's go.
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Can people see who you're following?
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That is clickable me to my butt. Like Emily has followed, it's
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like, hockey, make up some random house clearly hockey.
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Hockey hockey? You're like, yeah, I'm into this
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board, went to the Miami, I enjoyed they just flow nicely.
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I think it's kind of The element of pick your famous person.
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You know how there's the mafia boss.
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Yeah. For the pop star.
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If your pipes are ya, pick your pick your character.
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Yeah. And this one's Pocky dude. 92
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the stats. A nine inches of titanium.
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Nice training. Absolutely need to know.
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Yeah it's trained and a whole bunch of dumb.
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Dumb is brain and dum-dum. Well Amusement because this is
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job. We can do more.
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We introduced her the main characters, friend Cara first.
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Yeah, and it was funny because how they introduced them and the
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way he was like describing her. I thought he was going to hook
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up with her who happens to be dating his player friend.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, is it one of those books but also how she
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would describe quiet everyone? She was never at all in that
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book, Kara Mmm. And it threw me off because I
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was like, is she aggressive and crazy?
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Or she like the sweetest friend ever?
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She had the the look of a typical wag girlfriend sort of
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thing. Yeah.
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Good for her. But then she was like a quote
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unquote, good one, she wasn't one of the gold diggers.
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She was you know, that's funny. Yes.
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Sorry when he described her at the start and he was all like
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her round ass. I was like Danielle's he's gonna
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swoop in and Mr. Steal. Yo girl on Emmett.
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That's what I thought it was going to be and I was like
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gearing up. I was like, yeah, I didn't know
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what that meant. I didn't know her car.
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I was like, yes, that's I don't know why.
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I just thought that was surprised.
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It was wholesome surprise, I just didn't expect it.
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The main guy. His name is Carter.
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He's the most famous my sweeties most paid cash.
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Does that work? I because he's Captain.
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Yeah, I'm assuming, was it 13 or 14?
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Million a year income and so on a million I mean it was I can't
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remember is that I was blinded by the millions.
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I don't even know. Doesn't matter after certain
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amount of millions, I'm sure. No, but we learn that he is the
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biggest heart. Yeah.
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In that team basically even other teams.
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Think he's our. Yeah.
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He's so someone about just the Leonardo DiCaprio monkey
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one-night stands only only exclusive yeah.
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Exclusively one that says, he does not do exclusive.
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Yes. Do not get that confused.
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Have what if he just hooked up with people that were really bad
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at sex or he's really bad at sex.
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Possibly, he just has severe attachment issues.
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Yeah, he can't even see a woman twice.
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He's like, oh, could this woman away from me, Sam.
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He can't even remember their names.
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Oh no. You caught that girl and start.
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He kept calling her. A random names and her name was
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Sandy, was something. I don't even, I don't know.
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Oh, I think I was it was fucking lillee now I'm using intro so
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long but yeah he kept stuffing it all.
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Yeah so he treat. Okay this is one of my biggest
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gripes with the book and I was going to get into it at the end
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but let's just fucking go there. Go there now, go there now.
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Okay. Fine, let me just see what I was
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doing to make me angry because I like it Angry.
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Now I'll talk about the end because it doesn't make sense.
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You're like a god. It's I'm literally twitching
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girls goodness. That's not how I thought you
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were going to make me angry, as long as I'm making you angry.
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It's fun. But I did there at some party
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they so how is Olivia friends with Cara?
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They've been best friends since College.
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Okay. Olivia doesn't really care too
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much about Fame but she's always.
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I'm hanging out with a friend so that she's got opportunity to
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meet these kind of star athletes.
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She does, but they kind of keep her away.
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Fi think they just intentionally.
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Keep her away from Kyle. That's why.
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She owes no one. Yeah, she knows everyone and
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knows. No one.
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Yeah, and she's a school teacher, and she seems kind of
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fun with her life. She's not really out here,
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trying to be famous. I've been trying to work out her
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fucking high this entire book, dude.
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How short is she? I think she's petite.
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They don't actually say yeah, but these really tall though but
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she's really sure she could be short to average, I reckon.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Because what I'm thinking because she Unleashed yeah, is
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she had dick held high nor? Is she a bit higher because he's
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just a bit higher. Yeah, I assume higher Arc and
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she's average and he's insanely tool.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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And what I gathered, I'm thinking too much into it.
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The size difference was, grossing, me out in the sex
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scenes, a lot. Yes, I put a lot of emphasis
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Yes, I know. There was one bit where Carter
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was sinking. Her tiny minuscule hand, on my
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dick, looks like a fat Mouse hands.
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All right, fingers. There's an almost like someone
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needs to call Chris Hanson. And so this man down for a
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minute because if he's getting off on the fact that that little
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hand, there's like a little baby toggle hand dark.
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I'm about to exit the building, don't stop.
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No, I said don't and I stopped abruptly.
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Yeah, gotcha. I suppose I was probably too
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focused on like her height compared to his that I And even
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think about the little things. All right?
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That's a little too. Literally talked about it.
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He was like, I love how small her hand looks on my dick or
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something, so he's got a little weak - yeah.
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He's got a little penis and her little hands.
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Make it look bigger, but he's supposed to have a big dick and
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the and the little hand, right? So this makes his dick look even
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bigger up. It's a man's dream alien dick.
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Okay. So the best bit they start like
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well she stopped rejecting him actively.
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To his face. Yes, Queen loved it.
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He did but he also didn't fucking get it.
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No, it took him a while to come around to.
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That's not only time. I didn't like his character.
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Yeah, she was like, leave me the fuck alone and he's like wrap
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your legs around my head. Are you kidding?
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She's about to blow right. Whistle, he's like my house is
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only Five Paces, not away. If we can make it through the
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crowd of pepper up. She's like, I don't even want to
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be talking to you. I don't want you free drink.
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I'm trying to watch this ad on the TV.
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That's sad. Like literally get away from me.
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He didn't hear a single word and that's the only time I was
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bothered. Hmm and I feel like that's when
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he mentioned that he makes 13 million a year, like calm down
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buddy. Yeah.
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She's like a fuck. He's trying everything.
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He's like can I borrow you? She only drank the beer because
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she likes Beyond not because he bought it.
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Well, he already bought it so it's kind of like that's on you,
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bro. Yeah, don't I don't owe you
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shit. Hmm.
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But yeah. That was funny and that was just
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making him like her more. Yes sir.
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Explicit with his pickup lines. Like, you'll just drop something
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really gross. Yeah, it was foul it was Fab
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just too much. Like would you go up to a
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stranger in woolies? Henry Cavill is in there.
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Would you just drop the filthiest?
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Come on trauma. Like you perceive someone is
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super attractive. Like normally make you rein it
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in. If anyone said any of the things
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he said to me. Yeah, I would go home.
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Well yeah, yeah and lock myself in a closet.
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I would have that personal safety app and it would be
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pressed An SOS would be going out in my code in my pocket.
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A angel shot, an angel shark, fuck, that's not funny.
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Okay, here's where I'm deviating from what we're talking about
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right now. Okay, I get that she's resistant
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and she's like no whatever. Will anybody think of me if I go
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for the bad boy? Shut up, bitch.
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Don't you want to be a 99 year old granny?
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And be like gather round children.
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Now, let me tell you the tale of when I fucked it up.
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Hottest cotton back home. Well, paid hockey man, or
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whatever. In the game, I feel like in the
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back of her head she was like this is a long game not a short
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one so she's thinking long time so now she's rounding up.
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Mmm his children to tell the story.
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Yeah but I just think whatever girl you looking young.
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I'm single. It's not like she had a
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boyfriend or you know what I mean?
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But I appreciate the feisty attitude.
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Yeah maybe she's just like really him in but my God she
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actually was not interested in him that much.
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That's true. That's just my inner Puck bunny
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coming out don't worry about it. Wouldn't that be a funny story?
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I don't know why. Because what's funny at the fact
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that you slept with him all that, you were the first person
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to ever turn him down. Yeah, that is photos.
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You can't prove either. Well, you could just make up a
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Even if anyone took a part of you together, you could make up
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any story exact that what happened?
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You could, you could tell people that you hooked up with him and
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you didn't even have to. It's not like her story,
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wouldn't track and then car or getting married.
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Yeah. He went from trying desperately
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to foot to begging very quickly and I was like, oh, he's never
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had a know when he's life. I said begging.
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It was desperation. He should have got on his knees.
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He practically was bag harder. How did he get her number?
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I Think he got it from Cara because the next day she took
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him to her house where he is there.
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Yeah. That was awkward.
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Yeah. Is that when he started grabbing
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her feet to massage them? Yeah.
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And you gotta love the bacon pizza and everything.
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But don't you think? If you've only sort of met
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someone at the bottom once? Do you want them touching your
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naked feet? No, the other option was in it
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because car walked in and was like massage her feet please and
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she was like, do not touch my feet and she fell over.
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Snatched right up we'll call her and I think it's funny how he
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would pretty much beg her and say sexual things in front of
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anybody who's around. Yeah.
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Even before they were dating. It's like I can't damn.
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Why is he so desperate? They ended up going to another
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party. Yes, they were chatting and she
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was like, I don't think I can hold him off any longer.
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Yeah, he's wearing me down and that's all it was.
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He was just wearing her down. He was getting their coats
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because they were going to leave because she's like, okay, I'll
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probably be Hang him and then he had another girl all over him
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and then she just pissed off. Mm-hmm.
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Would you have pissed off? Yeah.
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Olivia is a High School PE teacher I could literally never.
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Yeah, that's got to be the worst.
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Imagine being harassed by its 17 year old boy who all have their
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growth spurts and then now they're taller than you towering
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over you. Yes, the way that the author
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describes Olivia all the time was very descriptive.
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Oh my God, she's adorable. Geez.
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She's a doll, just a little Ariana, Grande properly manic
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pixie dream girl. Yeah, in a way that's what I
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asked sporty little too sporty, girly or not to belly.
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Not high-maintenance, beautiful hair.
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Gorgeous but very insecure. Yes, good gorgeous.
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But insecure only because the girls that candidates are taller
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twice Glee and blond. Yes.
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But I mean, that doesn't guarantee you look good.
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Hmm. It just means you're told her.
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I'd have blonde hair yet, It's like it doesn't guarantee with a
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fat ass. She had a fat is Olivia out of
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nowhere. Yes.
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Nice to be with a fat ass fat ass with fatty.
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She's everyone's dream girl, right?
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All wrapped up in a little bow I was convinced she's my dream
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girl. Tell me what the router I'm
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like, oh we falling in love with Olivia to her.
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That's how you know, she did her job.
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It looks like it's it off. Oh, we the purple.
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I'm in love with that. I was in love with everyone.
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Except that other bitch which one Hailey?
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You know what? Hailey beep.
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Oh I know she's dating the goalie and she kept eating that
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one. Yeah that one sorry took my
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brain had to tell John I don't even know her name.
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We'll figure it out. Like she was a terrible person
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so doesn't matter. She doesn't exist to me.
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You know what's really funny is Olivia, explain to coddle like
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they just getting to know each other and she explained that she
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spends Christmas morning alone. Yeah.
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He kind of just swooped right in and immediately thought that was
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sad. And he was kind of wondering why
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she doesn't spend the entire day with her, brother's family.
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I finally got a partner and kids, and it's kind of, like,
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don't assume someone that you barely know has an okay, family
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life and judge their Christmas plans pose.
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When people have very good family lives, they do not
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understand ones that are different.
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But again, it's kind of like car, do not really trying to get
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to know her, probably. He's just oblivious.
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He kind of blankets over stuff. The think oughta is his growth.
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I would say is his or traumatic past its youth, dad dying.
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Yeah, but otherwise he has very good support.
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People with him. Everything else is very good
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job. She is fighting for heating.
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Most of the book or as that's not a problem, because that also
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like, yeah, he's very, I feel like he's very oblivious that
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that is not the same for other people, especially if he's been
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doing hockey and getting paid that much since like 19.
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Yeah, how old is he now twenty-seven or something?
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Oh, well, okay. Did you get the spark between
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Olivia and Adam when they met? Yes Adams.
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One with the girlfriend. Yeah.
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He was like I don't know what it was.
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A little teeny tiny small. And you know what it is.
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What are is it? No, it's not him.
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I was like the next book set far one of the other characters and
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card is this top. But it's not Adam, I'm not sure
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it's the other one. Will Adams the one with the
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girlfriend who's checked out and doesn't care about.
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Yeah. But in saying that that doesn't
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mean there isn't going to be a third book for Adam.
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Like it just the fact that we know so much about Adam and he's
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toxic girlfriend. Yeah.
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When it really does nothing to the story line, it usually means
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it's going to be. I want to second or third else
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to crack on Olivia, the whole fucking team.
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Yes, I'll be down. Literally anyone that I really
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did. Have like a free ride through
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this whole book of no one getting in the way.
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Well, I know, I thought this is another one of those books where
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I thought they were going to swing something really crazy
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into it, but it was quite smooth.
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I did get the better of the way through and I kept having to go
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and like, take time to read the men and is garbage list because
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it was I was getting love bombed by the book and I had to bring
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myself back down to earth. Honestly, this is too much, too
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much. It's happening too quickly about
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the Midway point. Turn into full.
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Mush it, everything she will. She will she go?
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She only Wally Wally Wally Wally love what we I do?
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Appreciate that. Her name's Wayne nicknames were
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all moly. I look like that's fun.
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Did it have to go to? I love you every five seconds.
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I was like that's where the love-bombing came in.
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That's not see this book. I really like it really enjoyed
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it, but I got over it very quickly and I took me about a
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week to read the last two chapters.
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Really, yeah, to see what happens because I just got over
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it. When it got to that Midway
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Point, everything was more shells.
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Like there is no challenge anymore.
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It could have been condensed a little bit.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It dragged a dragged. There was some unnecessary
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chapters in there. Yeah, because it was too slow to
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pick up the pace with the canoe. Yeah, I don't know.
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It was like, too slow and too fast at the same time.
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Mmm, they're just things weren't happening.
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Hmm, things are kind of the same and it was the same problem
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consistently, which was Olivia's insecurities about Carter's.
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Laughs but he kept reassuring her.
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Yeah. But then nothing was changing
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and then she didn't get that insecure about the time.
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He did almost do something with someone else because he saw a
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text saying she was going on a date but she was really
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babysitting her knees. Yeah.
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And then he went, he practically took that same girl home and
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then that wasn't even an actual issue that girl was great
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though. Because remember she turned
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around to the paps and she was like, he's just walking me, back
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inside. We don't die.
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I went home. But again, Proving that there
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are sometimes good women but Cottage dismisses that, okay,
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card is the living embodiment of that.
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There's the girl you fuck and there's a go you wife up and you
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have no respect for the girl that?
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Yeah. That is it.
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Yeah. Like he's that kind of guy that
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actually thinks that that's a thing.
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Like there's no quality scale, know people?
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Like there's no way he could have slept with some very
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quality data but he didn't give him a chance.
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He just decided if you're going to bang me on the first
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instance, you're a ho Yeah, and he was surprised that that chick
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was nice enough to say that to the paparazzi and he still
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wouldn't remember a name? No has no idea that, I'm pretty
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sure that one was Sandy, that's that was messed up.
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That's what I don't like Carter because he has those double
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standards. Yeah, it's like I have feelings
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for girls, so it's okay that I treated everyone like that.
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But I'm pissed at my sister's dance partner who I think is
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trying to get in her pants for multiple people doing the same
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thing for being, not even as bad as you like, you know what I
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mean? Yeah.
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Oh yeah. That's why card is bad.
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It's so it's hard because y'all gonna have like a reason for him
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to be this is not obtainable character.
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Yeah and for her to be able to get him.
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So true his entire method of getting with her is simply
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wearing her down over time. That's all that we have is just
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proximity and like, frequency of wearing her down, but the hell
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are these friends and a bit of love-bombing.
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Yeah, emotionally. Manipulate her, he dies.
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She felt her option to be fair. Least it, didn't turn sideways.
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Yeah. At least you didn't trap her in
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and then abuse the shit out of him, I suppose.
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Yeah. Actually.
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General loved her, that's no way to start a relationship with it.
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Like, just let her choose. I feel like she did choose him
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know, and she was just scared, but he just sort of forced her
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and later on down the track. She goes, Carter would beat down
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my door. If I ever said, I wanted to
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break up with him. So she can't leave.
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No, she'd, never leave. I'm sorry.
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She's kind of like this door opens.
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When caught Oscar out on initial proper date.
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Yeah, she's like, I'm on Shore because she's scared of being
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used because of his, you know, his reputation should Fahrenheit
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nikoli know him that? Well.
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Yeah. And he was kind of like so you
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don't want to fuck and you don't want to date and he didn't
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understand why he wasn't just getting what he wants.
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Yeah. Instant trust yet.
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He didn't understand that. He's like, why do I have to
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build up trust, right? All these other girls.
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Let me bang them. But you know what I mean?
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Yes. I feel like he has a little
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girl. From that though, either that or
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I'm giving him too much credit, but he only just decided to put
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her on a pedestal. Yeah.
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And I don't think he respected women more by the end.
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No, the only did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I don't think he had growth around that.
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Yeah, he just decided he was ready for a committed
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relationship. That's it.
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I could've been any girl true but it wasn't that it could have
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been any. It was all of you.
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The best part was when they did that tree lighting thing.
22:13
Yeah. And then he tucked her into the
22:15
car. He like Buckle during I'm gonna
22:21
Buckle. Darren Little Cakes in.
22:24
Yes, hashtag team. Carter see that turn around,
22:29
dude, I'm Gonna Keep you guessing.
22:31
You don't know if I hate or love this book.
22:33
Hello. This is like you stress to cry.
22:37
I've never felt so ghastly, my son.
22:44
My favorite bit. Fan behavior.
22:51
I'm dangerous. You're right.
22:53
Your ninja coil. My mind doesn't know where to
22:57
go. It's like, but if he tucks you
22:59
in, it's all right. He loves you.
23:03
And he trapped you into relationship, buddy.
23:05
Buckles you in any tucks you in at night, Buckles, in your
23:08
little cakes. Yo, and your big fat ones, cake,
23:14
cake, cake. Butt cheeks.
23:18
Oh god. There was a point where they
23:20
went on skating and it was wholesome because she
23:22
technically can skate and she was skating.
23:24
But the wording of it, maybe like die laughing because they
23:28
were skating. And this is how it was described
23:31
with the wink and the shimmy of his hips.
23:34
He skates backwards and drops to his knees, spreading his legs.
23:38
What Disney on Ice. Look, I was just imagining it.
23:43
My shimmy the first time. Yeah, I just Doing - he's her a
23:49
COS that's actually how I was imagining it.
23:54
Oh, and just the spreading of his legs at the end.
23:57
I was like, what is he doing? What I think he's getting limber
24:04
for all the future activities. And then there was a bit also
24:07
where she was sort of describing and she goes to minutes later,
24:10
he lines up for a Faceoff, bending over.
24:13
Stick across his knees, perfect hockey.
24:16
But Todd. And Mike.
24:22
He's got me right where she wants.
24:27
You guys are usually pretty stiff.
24:30
Like animal, I started have any bum.
24:33
It's too much of anybody Tina twerking perfect hockey, but I
24:40
was like, okay, girl, I'll take your word for it.
24:42
Hmm, I'll send you some coffee, but flavorful.
24:44
Mmm. Okay, so there's this one bit
24:47
that I had to highlight. This is a quote from Carter and
24:49
I had to read it out loud because I thought if we Out
24:52
loud. It's just going to really drive
24:53
home. The point I'm trying to make he
24:56
goes. Please Ali, please, please,
25:00
please please. One gentle poke for every please
25:05
of his penis. No, that's what he was.
25:07
Like, telling us they're gonna do something that's probably
25:10
gonna date. Other than please, please,
25:12
please. I'm gonna take some guy.
25:14
Like, I would die. Every time he poked you with the
25:21
finger, I feel Like you'd be plus 50 York points.
25:25
Yes, he's very childish for more.
25:28
Yeah, it has very well. I was sure I was going to say
25:30
for a 27 year old man, but that's very on Paul.
25:33
Hmm. Yeah.
25:34
Well, that's fine. That's fine.
25:35
That's very normal to these toggle mode where it's like,
25:39
please don't wanna get with me. They're talking about Carter's
25:55
got this little secret. Love shack will not.
25:57
It's not a secret. If I know is knowing that he'll
25:59
be there, it's a condo car has been there.
26:01
I'm sure. She has, oh, don't think Loki.
26:04
They're fucked at least 800 times looky.
26:06
Nah, not even in the past. Like when she wasn't within our
26:10
apparently, no, apparently the night that her and Emmett met.
26:14
They immediately decided they were And Carries that point
26:17
lame. I just ruined it for you.
26:20
They come on there. Let me bring something to the
26:23
table. Hold me.
26:24
Becca your friend. Just look is not bringing enough
26:27
juicy backstories. Just let me altar in a few but
26:31
the come on mate, whatever. Okay, whatever.
26:34
All right, you guys must be nuts in the hot tub.
26:37
Come on. Stop now.
26:38
Okay, all right we just not having fun here.
26:42
Okay, so Garrett Whispers Carter's Palace of Love Palace
26:49
of chlamydia. Emily sighs to be cleaned on
26:52
Platt pallets. Condoms are when they actually
26:57
went in there and she was like these condoms in the bedside
27:00
table, there's condoms in the TV cabinet, there's condoms, and
27:03
the couch, it's no food in the fridge, this condo in the fridge
27:06
flavored ones. Favorite calm down Hugh Hefner.
27:09
But actually, to be fair, if you went to your extremely famous
27:14
hockey bows, Apartment. Yeah, it'd be probably better to
27:17
find condoms then nothing because if there was no
27:21
protection whatsoever and it was a Hugh Hefner situation where
27:24
all there is is Vaseline. Do you think You'd be like Q.
27:29
What the hell? I'm getting checked yesterday.
27:32
Do you reckon he's ever gotten an STD?
27:37
I'm sure that there were times where he was drunk and he did
27:39
not put on the protection pipeline if he is, penis is so
27:42
drippy with pass who were? That's weird.
27:46
Do it the first time with the lights on, like, I'm talking
27:50
Hospital lighting. I think she definitely seen it
27:53
on. She banged him the first time,
27:54
because remember she was running away, running away from the buzz
27:57
and the pain? No, I feel like first sexual
28:03
encounter should be like All lighting, just get on the
28:08
operation, magnifying glass on the microscope.
28:14
Non second side. You gotta peel back.
28:17
Yeah, under the microscope, just take a schmear and put it on
28:20
something like it then and there then and there.
28:24
Yes. Have it is Papa's.
28:25
You of your role play, just be like, look where my doctor's
28:28
today. I'm really kinky just out the
28:30
gate. Just look, I'm really kinky.
28:35
Mrs. McLintock refuse. And you failed.
28:40
Oh my God. That's sexy in the first sex
28:42
scene on New Year's, right? He she was like backing away
28:46
because it dragged on the bed, not a dragon dragon that has it
28:52
dragging from. I see if he's told, yes, he's
28:56
got length in the like hip to knee.
29:00
Yeah. So how long is that?
29:03
Well, didn't I say? Literally nine inches that would
29:06
hurt. Her.
29:07
Yeah. Is it nine inches soft or 9
29:10
inches hard? Come on.
29:11
That's gonna be hard. No One's Gonna advertise.
29:15
A soft leaves? Or is that not 9 inches?
29:18
What are we pointing at the pump bottles?
29:20
That is not. That is like eight.
29:23
Maybe she's bit dramatic. Apparently was Goofy girl.
29:38
So what if it just unfold like an elephant's trunk live long?
29:43
Hope he has a soft mattress. Oh, my God.
29:45
Boy. Who dances might have to tape it
29:48
up when you play soccer kick. Probably because he up custom
29:52
underwear and was it very disapproving clocks.
30:01
We're talking about that, um, that first sex scene, it was
30:04
kind of funny because they were drinking.
30:06
It was no easy. Yeah.
30:07
That mean good time. It was at his house, like his
30:09
proper house. Yes.
30:10
And I had friends over and then Cara was leaving with Emmett.
30:14
Yes, she was like, come on go. You like you've got to go home
30:17
whatever and she was in his T-shirt, she wasn't telling Cara
30:21
her best friend be fucking for real.
30:24
If you were in some guy's room in his baggy ass Jersey t-shirt,
30:28
I'd be like I'm blind, and I cannot see, and I'm leaving.
30:32
Why would you look me bold face and say, you're not gonna fuck?
30:36
That was one of us. I think we would have just been,
30:38
like, is this what you want? And then just being, like I
30:41
said, anything? See you tomorrow.
30:44
It would have been telepathic. It would be, like, a little
30:50
Library, like, all it would take and I'd be like, I'm out of
30:54
here, but then Emmett, like jumps on the bed, too.
30:58
Yeah. Yeah.
30:58
But that's, I mean, that's before the sex obviously, yet,
31:01
before you whips it out, and be very whips out his massive plane
31:05
us. And that's when she was like, I
31:08
don't think it's going to fit. Yes.
31:10
I'm not really exact moment. Not that moment the moment
31:14
before where she was, just because she was asleep on his
31:16
balcony, right? He decided he was going to marry
31:19
you. He's got big goals, do you
31:23
reckon? She's just fucking around.
31:25
She's seen a difference. All right, Mike.
31:27
Cold. Mmm.
31:29
She's like it's their biggest dick I've ever seen.
31:33
That's like two inches. It's a piteous pin dick she's
31:36
ever. Oh, come on girls, hockey player
31:41
ever like, go come on, be true. If he had a pin baked everyone
31:45
would die. That's true.
31:47
That's very true. So he was trying to convince at
31:50
a sleepover off, basically have sex and he said, waffles, French
31:54
toast bacon eggs. I'll make you a fucking turkey
31:57
dinner. If you want, just get in the
31:59
damn bed. Is the turkey dinner happening
32:02
in the water. Like what?
32:05
He's keeping her forever. Right?
32:08
He's just giving her a site visit.
32:10
This is breakfast. This is lunch, and now danaka.
32:13
Yeah. Okay, just make me an iced
32:15
coffee in the morning Wu down. We're down.
32:18
She's a big foodie though. She likes me.
32:20
Okay, she loves bacon. He kind of just being like I
32:23
will give you 10 kilos of bacon, he did.
32:26
He said bacon to be fair. I would be easily convinced with
32:29
food that's tracks and food. You know what?
32:33
I was getting a beer stressed out about something and that
32:36
something is I Bought fake dating was going to sneak its
32:40
way. I thought it was gonna sneak its
32:43
way into this plot know. I would love a little PR fly
32:48
ash. Yeah.
32:49
Like I think, in a way the only way he could have been really
32:53
been using her because he could get sex from anyone.
32:55
Yeah, he's got money. He doesn't need her for
32:57
anything. Right?
32:58
The only way he could have used her was to fix his reputation.
33:01
Yes. In on the in the paper and like
33:03
in the public, should be fair, that they easily, he made it.
33:08
Very easily available to everyone that that was who he
33:11
like yeah before they were even the thing.
33:13
Yep. He told everyone except her
33:15
surname, but come on. A real journalist would have
33:17
found that in 5 seconds. It would take me two seconds.
33:20
Exactly. And you're not even a
33:21
journalist. Yeah.
33:22
And they're always like, tell us the mystery girls surname.
33:26
Come on, she'll be on Instagram. She'll be somewhere would be
33:29
easy. Just look up her best friend
33:31
that you know the last day of their get tagged.
33:34
In a photo together somewhere. Honestly, in no point of the
33:38
book does Carter really seem like he isn't fully head over
33:42
heels in love with her. He always is.
33:45
Yeah just instantly too fast. Even I'd be more suspicious
33:48
about that. Then if he's going to fuck me
33:50
over, I just drew, I'd be like, why don't you like this so much?
33:53
Well, in the first chapter, they do say You're gonna meet that
33:57
one woman, one day, that's gonna change her mind.
34:00
And it was literally the next chapter convenience, how
34:03
convenient? He turns out to be a half decent
34:06
person for all of. That's nice.
34:08
So what do we think of the sex scene?
34:12
Because when they both like a bit drunk and then she kind of
34:14
woke up regretting it low-key. Yeah, yeah, she left
34:18
immediately, all. Yes, she left immediately and
34:20
didn't talk to her. And I think she had like a
34:23
present for her. There was a bit where Cara said,
34:26
if you hurt her be prepared to eat your own dick.
34:28
I've heard it's huge. So it's a good thing.
34:31
You have a big appetite. Well there you go, there
34:33
confirms that she's never. Had sex with them knee.
34:36
It's sad, but that's just what she's saying.
34:40
That's what I mean. They always pull her up in
34:42
there, like, she's psychotic Cara, but that's the only time.
34:46
She's not that psychotic. No, she just has a pinion, she
34:49
just has a drive. It's all about trying to help
34:53
our. There's a bit where Olivia says,
34:55
and this is after they've had sex and everything, and she just
34:58
says, I don't know. The only thing I do know is I
35:01
can't fight this anymore. I'm tired.
35:04
This is what he's just wearing it now, you're lucky.
35:06
He ran into her somewhere or he tried to, or he was on the video
35:11
call in the background and it was awkward.
35:14
Cara sent. I'm pretty sure it was Cara.
35:16
Yes! Send her a video knows Emmett
35:18
that sent a video to Cara. Yeah, it was like he sent them a
35:22
bacon. Pizza run every year and he was
35:24
singing about. She's bacon my heart or
35:26
something. Yeah.
35:27
That's when he awkwardly gave her them to Oreos out of
35:30
nowhere. Remember he fell over the
35:32
kitchen to give her these And he wanted to have that relationship
35:38
conversation immediately after the sex.
35:40
It's like he wanted to lock her in immediately because she ran
35:43
away. He didn't get to do that.
35:44
Yeah. So that's why he kept trying to
35:45
contact her. And then there was reporters at
35:48
some point. And then he goes, Olivia's,
35:50
personal life, is none of your damn business.
35:52
Drop her name because I can guarantee you, my bite is as
35:55
vicious as my bark. You know what?
35:57
I hate, my wolf wolf Carter. Get my name, my last name out
36:03
your mouth. Mouth.
36:05
Having a Will Smith moment? Yeah, it was like, nobody, I
36:08
hate when people say like that, everybody say, my bite is as
36:12
vicious as my bad. I hate when people do that, I
36:15
hate it. It's okay.
36:20
It's okay. I mentioned him just like a
36:22
little Chihuahua. Like, I would imagine he just
36:25
pretends to dig holes and these free time and jump around.
36:29
That's so awkward. Like, imagine seeing that on TMZ
36:31
and he's full wigging out and they're like we just ask for
36:34
her. Last night, they going to harass
36:35
you, that's the job. Yeah, they need to get the
36:37
Deeds. Hmm.
36:39
And yeah, the video in on the video he says, don't be baked in
36:42
my heart. Mmm, I won't go bake in your
36:45
heart, so don't go back him up. If I had ever seen her videos
36:54
ever seen a video like that directed towards me, I would
36:58
disappear off the planet. I can't handle the embarrassment
37:01
if that was and then I went to leak it online.
37:04
To make it funnier. If someone sent it to you.
37:07
Yes. Not if you made the video, I
37:09
would never make it. You wouldn't like me, you know,
37:11
if someone sent that to me, my vagina would like, it would just
37:15
cut itself off. It would it would to seal itself
37:18
off and become like a Barbie Mound.
37:21
Yep, it'd be like, oh, that's your love life over a little
37:25
tank if you will. Yeah, it just a little Mound.
37:34
Which is fine. I'll just figure out how to live
37:37
but that's what would happen. I'd be like cool.
37:40
Now that's a thing. No period to you by.
37:46
Well that's the upside the bit where the brother found out that
37:50
Olivia hooked up with this guy, they traumatic.
37:53
Yeah, and the book brother was really disapproving only because
37:57
everyone knows Carter's man. Hope it's so did everyone else.
38:00
Yeah everyone had that. Same general opinion, you're
38:02
gonna get hurt. You got to get the clap, you
38:05
gotta stick together everything. Like it's like, okay, they no
38:09
one checked on her mental well-being.
38:11
No one said, hey girl. Are you happy?
38:13
No. Yeah.
38:13
They were like, you're gonna probably say all this and then
38:20
immediately try to get like a jersey signed Loki.
38:24
Yeah, it was low key with it though.
38:26
Yeah, this is the turning point in the book where everything
38:28
turned to Mush and every second sentence was, oh my God, I love
38:32
you, Ali princess Princess and the Pea Ali.
38:35
Oh my God. All three young, baby.
38:37
Little all you baby boil. One Beauty.
38:40
Well, he won't, I'm just never ended.
38:46
I was like she's place up my millions of baby every sex
38:51
scene. There were really highlighting
38:54
the difference in size like it was sexy and the toed, the line
38:58
on Gross. A lot of times for me pass, I
39:01
feel like a lot of the time I skim.
39:03
Kim seems No, not sex scenes, like I'll read them, but things
39:07
like that. That would gross me out.
39:08
It's like my brain doesn't compute the like take process it
39:11
in. Yeah I'm just too critical.
39:14
I guess. Oh my God.
39:15
He said at one point my sort of thunder and I would be forever
39:18
in your debt, Princess Polly. So many times, I wanted to set
39:23
my Kindle on fire. Is there a way for me, to
39:28
permanently delete a book of my Kindle?
39:30
So that no one could ever look at my history.
39:32
If I died, probably, that would be the line that did it.
39:35
That would be the line. You know what?
39:37
It reminds me. What you know that the Prince
39:40
Harry thing. Worry what I told you, I would
39:45
be forever in your debt. I had to put the Elizabeth
39:48
Arden. Oh cream on that, remind me of
39:51
my mother. My mom's that used to be on my
39:53
mom's lips and then I put it on my face.
39:56
Enos my Todd. No, he goes and I put it down
39:59
there. Would you would you not take it
40:04
to the Grave? That was your first thought when
40:07
you were putting cream on your? Oh yes.
40:09
I know and it was at his brother's wedding so he's trying
40:12
to outshine the Wedding by being like the first thing that you
40:15
Google about Prince William's wedding is now going to be
40:19
Harry's dick with these slave stealing them shine moment.
40:27
He is later. Look, hold couple decades later.
40:31
It's the only part of the book I've ever heard.
40:33
Yeah. And it sounds like seem to get
40:35
better, it's only part I will ever hear.
40:37
Well, people were saying his audio narration voice is very
40:40
soothing and nice. Yes.
40:42
There's a bit where he ate too many Edibles or mushrooms and he
40:46
was at Courtney, Cox has a party at her house and then the toilet
40:50
turned into a mouth. And he's like, I pissed in its
40:53
gaping more like What is this Game of Thrones God and then I
41:00
said 18-piece the 1800's chill Daddy.
41:04
It's okay because he's British he's one of the royal family.
41:07
That's just how we talk. He's losing.
41:09
All he's mine now so maybe he could just do some narration own
41:12
books and he is no boozing. Well that's what he had to put
41:16
the T in there. I wasn't gonna buy it.
41:18
Yeah, so he knew what he was doing.
41:20
Well, that's not on my Kindle yet so I guess my Kindle can
41:23
live another day. You can hear the motor, it's not
41:26
Us into flying books on my Kindle, by things are going
41:29
downhill and so Cod is talking about his sister's dance
41:33
partner. They've been dance partners for
41:35
four years. Yes.
41:36
And this is what he's what he's saying about him.
41:39
He fucks every girl, he dances with, he's had his sights set on
41:43
my sister for four years. He does not see the irony at
41:46
all. Nah, it's just lost.
41:48
It's like like he's grown. He's a grown man.
41:51
Now, he just doesn't get it at all know, it's funny because
41:54
it's kind of like he doesn't see that At every woman he's ever
41:57
slept with also has family. Yes.
41:59
Do you know that every chick you've slept with also has a
42:02
brother sitting there going Cod bracket?
42:05
Yes, you do. All good.
42:07
It's like he's just turned ugly but he's we've turned a page.
42:13
He's grown if his sister wants to fuck this guy.
42:16
He'd still probably be mad. She actually said, she thinks
42:19
he's like garbage. Yeah.
42:21
So what's the problem? What's the problem?
42:23
Maybe, that's why it's extra spicy because She knows that
42:27
Jamie doesn't like you. There's okay, so there's a
42:30
hockey game and there's this guy is it daily or dahle Daly.
42:35
Probably Delhi Delhi his surname or whatever, so that he's on an
42:38
opposing team and then he's eyeballing Olivia, right?
42:42
Because he's trying to rile up. Carter.
42:44
Yeah. So he's eyeballing Olivia in the
42:47
stands who's watching. Yeah, and he goes to Connie,
42:49
looks in dead in the face. And he bold faith says to
42:52
Carter. Are you clean and Egos his gaze
42:57
flicks to Olivia, don't like to wrap it up when I fuck a girl
43:01
who looks like that want to feel every inch and then he gets
43:03
punched in the face. Yeah, but I mean, bro, just just
43:06
say you want to bang him the tension?
43:09
I'm tan shine. I love how he just turns him and
43:12
goes, are you clean? So I'm trying to fuck her.
43:17
You don't know her business. Yeah.
43:20
What she's been up to. That's what I mean.
43:22
Like you don't know she could be doing the whole team.
43:25
She could see the human petri-dish, you know why he
43:29
doesn't want? I mean and that's probably not
43:31
even from having sex she works in a fucking school gyms that
43:35
she fell. The bacteria is is climbing in
43:38
like yeah it's coming up. She's gonna climb onto poles and
43:41
everything. Thank God, we're not teaching
43:45
like sex, ed ml science right now I would be so awesome.
43:49
But yeah, I'd love that. That's how he thinks he's going
43:53
to get to him and it works. And he gets put in a Timeout
43:56
box. A little powerful Green were
43:59
these. It's a little glass box to.
44:02
So they just sit in this box chewing stewing and then they
44:05
probably have the cameras pointed right at them.
44:07
They do. It's so fucking funny.
44:09
We kind of building up to what the problem is.
44:11
There's not really being anything that has to Tested
44:14
Carter that much to be fair when it came around.
44:17
I know it was going to happen. Yeah, because I see from the
44:20
moment he started taking photos of her online.
44:24
It's been made such a big deal that he always is taking photos
44:28
of her naked and I'm like it's gone at this is what's going to
44:31
be there? I thought someone was gonna see
44:34
it in his phone and that was going to be a sideline.
44:36
I didn't know it was going to be the main.
44:38
Yeah issue. But come on bro.
44:41
The way it happened was so fucking dumb.
44:43
Oh yeah. It's because they were all
44:44
drunk. They had won the biggest game
44:47
ever. Yeah, and they were all drunk,
44:48
but also. But just tell her be more
44:52
careful. Yeah, he practically put his
44:54
fucking phone on flight mode, which is her worst nightmare and
44:58
didn't talk to her for fucking 12 hours.
44:59
Straight. Yes.
45:01
And then we're seeing taking photos with everyone and going
45:04
up into hotel rooms with two girls.
45:06
Yeah. What the fuck?
45:08
Would any girl think? Yeah.
45:10
Come on. Yeah.
45:11
And he knew I don't TMZ. I don't think he ever got his
45:13
his phone back. I think that's what happened
45:16
either as well. Hit how quickly could he send a
45:19
message to Emmett and Cara. Yeah, that quickly.
45:22
Yeah. No.
45:23
He didn't have his phone but he couldn't talk to anyone.
45:27
Now, I'm talking like the next morning.
45:28
Yeah. You know how, he just doesn't
45:30
say anything. Yeah she's going to run with the
45:33
worst if you're not even going to provide an explanation.
45:36
Yeah. And then he comes over that what
45:38
they see each other in personal for me.
45:40
Yeah and she's breaking down and instead of saying oh my God
45:43
these girls It's like screwed me over.
45:45
They blackmailed me, and they forced me to go up to the room.
45:47
They said they had my phone which they stole.
45:49
Yeah, he just goes. I'm so sorry.
45:51
I'm so sorry. So you just look like a cheater
45:54
off. All right?
45:55
Kiss me up so much because I was like, he's practically
45:57
confirming it. But I feel like they were trying
45:59
to tell us like get us to think. Yeah.
46:01
But she did. Yeah.
46:03
Because it was never confirmed until like a couple of chapters
46:05
that he didn't. Yeah.
46:07
Which was so dumb. It was kind of like, okay, so he
46:10
threw it all. I never thought it would.
46:14
Cheat on her. No, because he was, he was still
46:17
in the infatuation stage, maybe down the track.
46:20
If other stuff happened, if he was 10 days or whatever, really
46:23
weird when you think about the fact that they've only been
46:25
together for eight months. I kind of could imagine it
46:28
shorter with all the love bombing that make sense.
46:30
Yeah, I don't know. Like I feel like he just hot and
46:32
heavy. Yeah, but yeah, so she was
46:35
obviously distraught because that was her worst nightmare.
46:38
Yes, seeing him on TMZ going up into a hotel room with two
46:41
women. Just move into his house but she
46:44
So if Dan yeah, she just sold her house.
46:46
Yep. So, she just changed her entire
46:47
life to suit him. Yes, moved in.
46:50
And he couldn't even give her a proper explanation in person.
46:53
Come on. But then he gave it to everyone
46:56
else. That's what I'm pissed about and
46:58
then no one could sit down. Like they couldn't all just have
47:00
a sit-down, they instead, let her be all sad.
47:03
Yeah, we're about to be weekly grieving the entire break up
47:06
pretty much being like, okay, we're broken up.
47:08
Now, this is what I thought was going to happen.
47:09
I suppose, if you've been love Bomb by someone for so long and
47:13
then out You've just moved in. Yeah, and out of nowhere.
47:16
Yeah, you'd be. Wouldn't you as a friend say
47:19
like he's going to come back to you with an explanation?
47:22
You know what I mean? Like he didn't cheat on, you
47:24
just give him some time, fuckin hell.
47:27
I in our no one gave it already. They just let a Pity sleep.
47:30
I know that's really awkward. That's really bad for her
47:33
mental. Health is letter and I find, I
47:35
think they finally did tell her and then she was still not
47:38
ready? Yeah.
47:40
Why is she has no trust because you couldn't even tell her.
47:42
Yeah, come on. Out what a dumbass that could
47:45
have all been prevented. Yeah, because he didn't.
47:48
Okay, first of all, he did not need to go up to the room with
47:50
him. No he knew how that was gonna
47:52
look if you got photographed. Yeah.
47:54
He did not need to even retrieve that phone.
47:56
Yeah, you would just sort of whatever.
47:59
I'm just going to use my friend's phone to text and go
48:01
home early. Yeah.
48:02
Why do you have to stay in their hotel room till 6 a.m. or
48:05
whatever? Yeah, like what's happening?
48:07
That's what I don't get. Whatever happened.
48:09
They started blackmailing him, but then they kept making it
48:12
worse or something, they were trying to.
48:13
Extort him for money for the photos that were on his phone.
48:16
Yeah. How did this random girl?
48:17
Unless I was in Easy? It was Olivia's birthday.
48:21
Yeah, he could have done a million other things.
48:23
Wouldn't you just overpower one of them or just say, like,
48:27
wouldn't you be a little bit slick?
48:29
I guess he was drunk. Yeah, but at the same time,
48:33
Wouldn't you? I think they are going to send
48:35
the money and be like hey just give me my phone or do the
48:37
digital transfer literally right now.
48:38
She also sent the photos to her phone.
48:41
Yeah. True.
48:42
But then it's still talking like a week to go to the play go.
48:46
That's what I would have to meet in left the hotel.
48:49
Yeah and went straight to the police but that's right me with
48:52
them. So would I can bring well, I
48:54
guess if you drunk, but would you try and handle it yourself
48:57
immediately? Then because the photos you can
48:59
be tweaked, or did he just tell? Don't understand the bark sit in
49:05
a hotel room next minute. He was banging them both the
49:07
whole time. Oh my God.
49:10
So he was a dick but either way, there was just, there was a
49:14
million other ways to go around them.
49:15
So yeah it was a weird. It was a weird problem, I know,
49:19
but in saying that it was set up really well because it didn't
49:22
just come out of nowhere. Yeah, I was doing this shit from
49:24
like chapter fucking 20 or something when he was taking the
49:28
photos. The whole time.
49:29
I was sitting there, like one of us is going to happen.
49:31
It's got to be the photo. Yeah and then that happened I
49:34
was like, oh my, I don't understand.
49:36
Yep. And then I was like, oh, I was
49:39
on edge. I thought we were I was going to
49:40
get through the entire book and nothing was going to be done
49:42
about, right? But do you know what's dumb?
49:45
He is a celebrity and you know how sometimes you flick over to
49:48
Instagram and you can post a story and it will have all your
49:50
media right there. Yeah, being a celebrity with a
49:53
lot of followers, wouldn't you just be smart to have it stored
49:56
in a separate folder in your phone?
49:59
Yeah, I think he said he had it in a separate folder but you can
50:03
have secured card. Yeah.
50:05
Like a different code. Yeah, secured folder.
50:07
Yeah, if you were a celebrity, don't you think?
50:10
Too smart. Not the smartest shop is too
50:13
long but he's taking them over such a long period of time.
50:16
Yeah. And he's keeping them for a long
50:17
period of time. So you'd think that you were
50:19
very nice. She if I was her, I'd be like,
50:22
are you a dumb dumb with phones? Do you want me to save these
50:25
videos? Nick minute.
50:26
There's like a million different photos of different girls.
50:28
No. Oh, and there was like videos to
50:34
yes. And they were all like not with
50:37
his face in it. They were all her face course,
50:39
but that's why she was Freaking out, he was freaking out because
50:41
he's like, I've got to sort this because if this leaks, she's
50:44
going to lose her job as a teacher.
50:45
Is that dumb? At least?
50:47
He was taking it serious. Yeah.
50:49
But isn't that dumb that in like America or something?
50:52
They'll fire you. Because you have a sex life.
50:57
Yeah. I suppose it's kind of dumb but
51:00
it's so funny because the principal even says, as long as
51:03
this doesn't come in till her work.
51:05
Well, yeah. So it was even foreshadowed a
51:07
little bit, right? This wouldn't be something that
51:10
Spot for L if it late because he was like, I don't care if he's a
51:13
having sex as long as there's nothing.
51:16
So kitchen. It would be weird if again.
51:18
Yeah. And honestly, what better person
51:21
for your PE teacher, right? To be dating.
51:23
Exactly. Because he could do a, like, a
51:25
guest motivational speech or like, a guest coaching session
51:29
or yeah, charity stuff for the school.
51:32
Yep. Good promo.
51:34
So she's got a few blowy videos. Who doesn't, who doesn't see me?
51:41
It's fine. You're like double check my SI
51:46
killing you best believe. Everything's on my phone, not
51:51
putting anything on a man's phone over time.
51:53
I wish Olivia got to a point where she realized that a lot of
51:56
girls who slept with him. Probably don't really want want
51:59
him anyway. They like the idea of him like I
52:01
just found out chasing yeah they don't want your man.
52:04
Go not like honestly it's probably not for everybody to
52:07
date someone like him. No.
52:08
So she thinks she's competing about Drawn being in love with
52:11
him and wanting him. Yeah.
52:12
But that would take a lot to tolerate him and he's kind of a
52:15
dumbass. So like realistically, I don't
52:18
know if everyone really wants your man.
52:20
Girl, nice till they were just doing it so that they could tell
52:23
their, great-grandchildren will know.
52:24
Yes, just relax. It's okay.
52:27
It's okay that he's Community dick.
52:30
Just accept a girl. What?
52:33
You know what? She should have just been more
52:34
Howie before they properly hooked up.
52:36
That is true. Even the score a little bit.
52:38
Hmm. Okay.
52:39
So that was one point. Where they were talking about
52:42
the future because all of it was just constant mush.
52:46
It was and future faking, but he wanted to, I don't know.
52:50
It wasn't future faking because he was full serious.
52:52
Yeah, but it's like shut up. Sorry.
52:55
It's got him wear a mic. If you can't even enjoy these
52:59
first couple years without talking about that kind of
53:01
stuff. Why are you even together?
53:03
Yeah, if all you're doing is wrong about what the white
53:05
picket fence in the babies are going to like shut up and just
53:07
enjoy your fucking life. You're adults your rake.
53:10
In in good money, why don't you plant some travels with
53:12
something first simmer down? Why you tripping on about locked
53:15
in that quick? They were that locked in there
53:17
quick by the end. So he was talking about the
53:20
future and he goes, then I'm going to marry the fuck out of
53:22
you in front of your family and friends, and you'll be mrs.
53:25
Beckett and I'll fuck you so hard that night that.
53:28
You'll feel it in your throat for the rest of your life.
53:31
Jai sir sir. What am I feeling in my throat
53:35
permanently time. Rash not okay.
53:41
Chlamydia Earth apart. Oh my God.
53:44
Like what does that even mean? That's, that's a threat.
53:47
That's a threat. He's gonna permanently deform my
53:50
throat. He's damaging them, vocal cords.
53:53
That's your wedding night gift for free.
53:57
Yeah, but it's not a good thing. That's what makes Maybe like, I
54:11
just dr. The longer for this is 9 inches
54:20
retighten my throat back. Oh my God.
54:23
Make it little as my hands. They put that thing in with my
54:27
dude. It's tight enough people's
54:28
pussies but like that laser treatment.
54:37
Oh my God. Absolutely live.
54:39
Wow. Like well this is highly
54:41
experimental but let's see if that works.
54:44
The other way around, what I have to do is reducing fuck that
54:55
to be something that derailed us at some point.
54:57
But like what does that mean? I means what it means.
55:02
Look, can I just take the option?
55:04
A the fuck you so hard like that's fine.
55:07
I don't hold option, be the permanent.
55:09
No damage. Can I have the hot stones and
55:18
the gentle throat? Subpoenas massage in the
55:22
morning. I want to be able to speak
55:25
forever. That's his way of saying that he
55:28
wants you to shut the fuck up for the rest of your life unless
55:30
you marry. And I kind of like Vibe.
55:33
Like I feel like my future husband's onto that they'd be
55:36
like hmm. Is that an option?
55:38
Yeah. Is he also doing the throat
55:40
fucking in front of the friends and family.
55:42
Obviously views on Clay package. That's the 12 o'clock onwards,
55:50
when the kids are gone home. Okay, okay.
55:55
To me personally and I don't know, this is maybe not the case
55:57
for you. Any marriage or wedding?
55:59
Talk. Long term is a snooze Fest for
56:02
me, in in Romance Books, I couldn't care less.
56:05
Yeah, I or thing is I know Romance Books, need to be
56:09
wrapped up in a little typo, but I get over.
56:11
I think that's why I put off the end so much.
56:14
To be fair, this ending was stupid because it was a double
56:18
wedding whammy. I was like, don't do that to me.
56:21
Yeah, come on. I've come this far, I've lived
56:24
through Through the gas lighting, the love-bombing, the
56:27
fucking begging fucking the most the most I've lived through all
56:32
these yakking stages and then you're going to end me on a
56:35
double wedding, double wedding and a baby.
56:39
And there wasn't a baby baby. It was straight from Emmett and
56:46
Cara's wedding fast forward and then their wedding I was like
56:49
bitch yeah I got her wedding too.
56:52
That sounds atrocious and so we can't be that in love with your
56:56
friends. If anybody asks you if they can
57:01
propose to me at your wedding tell them to go fuck themselves.
57:09
Only will I do that but I'll bring some back up.
57:11
You know paint guns. Yes.
57:14
Okay. Where are you?
57:15
What is this conversation happening?
57:17
I loved I'm taking them to shoot you a text.
57:20
Not you them out and take them out to the pain to your office.
57:24
I just Don't do that to us in which he's like, come on.
57:28
And he was he was doing his best man speech, and I feel like he
57:32
totally fucked it up and everyone loved it.
57:34
Yeah, I was like, it was so embarrassing.
57:35
It was weird jokes, it was just not good.
57:38
But the thing is, I considering its that cocky romance.
57:41
They both play hockey. They were doing, like, ulam
57:44
dates to this. Like, I feel like him proposing
57:46
to her at the light. That would mean so much cuter.
57:50
Oh, for sure. That would mean so cute.
57:53
Yeah, he could spread his legs and stick out of Talking about.
57:56
Well, he proposed on the I shimmies way down.
57:59
Jimmy likes to us, I would have loved that.
58:03
Yeah, I think because they dragged the mushy out so long.
58:08
Yeah. And then they had to wrap it up,
58:09
but it was like wedding. And then her wedding.
58:12
Yeah, they'd only been together for like eight months because
58:15
they decided to fast-track their wedding.
58:17
Yeah, well, I really was a great way.
58:20
They weren't fact, I reckon pregnant but I don't think they
58:23
knew yet. Hmm.
58:25
But yeah, her little he had one job at his wedding.
58:28
It was not to announce that she was pregnant and instead he set
58:31
it into the microphone. Yeah, like, 300 people Hoops,
58:35
but he's fine, he's happy with it, so it's fine.
58:37
But they kind of teed it up to because she was like, oh my
58:39
dress is too tight. I'm like, what would that dress?
58:41
Be too tight? And you're like, oh I liked the
58:45
book actually. Like it was entertaining, it was
58:47
a good book. The ending was a bit blah only
58:49
because I don't like weddings, fair enough, you don't like a
58:52
lot of things so it makes you do like weddings babies.
58:55
Happiness. No, yes.
58:57
Oh my God, these are a few of my most hated thing.
59:00
It's a very okay. It's a very easy read.
59:03
Yeah, for a normal person pop. Yeah, felt like it was too long
59:07
and too much. Yeah, audits really good book.
59:11
I had a high tolerance considering there was a lot of
59:13
motion there. Yeah, it was sickening but I
59:16
kept going. Yes, because I thought something
59:19
will happen. You'll locate a very mushy
59:21
person inside the. Yeah, so it makes sense gooey on
59:24
the inside but this was too much.
59:26
Yeah, this is long, but if you can put up with long, if that's
59:29
your favorite thing about books and that's perfect for you, I
59:32
was pretty like I was entertained though.
59:34
Advocacy. So for it, by being honest, I
59:36
kind of had a love-hate relationship with Carter.
59:38
Yeah, because sometimes I'd be like, oh my God, it's Swoon.
59:41
And then other because I liked how he was Goofy and stupid.
59:44
Yeah, but then other times, I didn't like how he was ignorant
59:47
and hot-headed a bit. Yeah.
59:49
Just just, you know, that's like, that's what most hockey
59:53
romances are about there. Yeah, there.
59:55
See the I suppose the behind then being assholes.
1:00:00
Yeah. And that's what makes the books.
1:00:03
The good thing about Carter was if he wanted to, he would.
1:00:06
Yeah. And he kind of did he?
1:00:08
Yeah. So there was an a for effort.
1:00:10
That's true. Because remember he would fly
1:00:12
home at like 2:00 in the morning.
1:00:13
Yeah. Be out of her door.
1:00:15
Yeah. Yeah.
1:00:15
So A for effort. Yeah, I'd give him like a c for
1:00:19
reassurance because the problem is you didn't reassure her very
1:00:22
well. He didn't understand very well
1:00:24
first. Half of the book katas bit.
1:00:26
Nagy. Yeah.
1:00:28
And a bit baggy and be at Desperado.
1:00:30
Yeah, honestly, if it was a, the reverse of the situation and he
1:00:34
had less experience, and she had a whole bunch of ex-boyfriends
1:00:38
Hubble whole famous, for example, something he would be
1:00:41
way insecure. Yeah, he never stood in her
1:00:44
shoes ever. Yeah, he was just like, I'm so
1:00:47
sorry. I was a hope like, he didn't
1:00:49
try. And yeah, understand.
1:00:51
And even his own friends had been Cara had to say.
1:00:55
I was dating you. I would feel exactly the same
1:00:58
way. Yeah.
1:00:58
Emmett wasn't as much of a whore with you.
1:01:00
Yeah. Besides that he was a very good
1:01:02
boyfriend there. Yeah.
1:01:04
Very good. Like there.
1:01:05
Was that time where I remember she was stuck for like an hour
1:01:08
in the snow and he went to pick her up because he was all right.
1:01:11
You bring me? Yeah.
1:01:14
He was always a somewhat, just not in the most important time.
1:01:18
Yeah. He could have figured that out a
1:01:19
lot better. So what are we going to rate
1:01:22
this out of what's our reading system?
1:01:27
How many titanium inches? Yes.
1:01:28
Adonai's out of nine, four out of five.
1:01:33
But that's shortening. His Titanium by.
1:01:36
So we writing the book out of nine.
1:01:37
What can we make into five? How many broken bacon Hearts
1:01:43
have any breaking bacon? Yeah.
1:01:47
What do you reckon for, honestly?
1:01:49
Probably a five. It just dragged.
1:01:51
I'll give it a 4 and the only reason, Wouldn't give it a 5 is
1:01:56
because the mush. Yeah.
1:01:58
And a bit too much love-bombing. Yeah, but that's it and not
1:02:01
enough aggressive. You know at the star where she
1:02:04
was not having it I really should wait a little bit longer
1:02:07
like give us the banter. Yeah.
1:02:09
If they stretch that out. Yeah and didn't go immediately
1:02:12
into mush. I would have respected a lot
1:02:13
more. Yeah.
1:02:14
It was in good 500 know for Less a 450.
1:02:18
Hmm pages and I feel like it could have been 3M and it was
1:02:23
kind of like give us some other Challenges in the relationship.
1:02:26
Not the one thing. There was no challenges.
1:02:28
Yeah. Nice to give us something on his
1:02:31
behalf that made him question the relationship.
1:02:33
He was all in from the beginning and nothing else matter.
1:02:36
Maybe I'll pick something that could have helped him grow a bit
1:02:39
more. Yeah.
1:02:40
Understand because he just immediately became the perfect
1:02:42
boyfriend. He just seemed yeah he 10 to 100
1:02:47
but he didn't think that anything could be wrong in that
1:02:50
relationship but if she molded his whole life on him so he was
1:02:53
fine and that's us. Yeah, so any final thoughts,
1:02:57
that's it, I'm all for it out, that's it.
1:02:59
No more thoughts. All gone.
1:03:01
So now the next book is going to be my pig.
1:03:05
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