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- 0:44Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody. All right, today is Thursday. It's
- 0:51Speaker 3: October thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome to My name
- 0:55Speaker 3: is what of? That is Greg Gory? Hi Woody. We
- 0:57Speaker 3: got Menace, Gina Grad Merchant. We just turned all limber out.
- 1:01Speaker 3: There's Gina Grad, Sea Basses here. You've got Sammy Morgan
- 1:06Speaker 3: is here. She's our associate producer. Von our video producer,
- 1:08Speaker 3: is here. We've got Bored. We've got Benji in the
- 1:11Speaker 3: Woody Show production department. Thank you for being here. And man,
- 1:15Speaker 3: we're gonna have some fun today. We've got some good
- 1:17Speaker 3: stuff lined up for you. We are going to announce
- 1:19Speaker 3: the top two vote getters for the fly to Dubai promotion.
- 1:24Speaker 3: But I'm really looking forward to talking to Rich on tech.
- 1:26Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of cool stuff to
- 1:28Speaker 3: cover with him. Yeah, so we'll be talking to him
- 1:31Speaker 3: our official tech reporter. You also got Sea Bass and
- 1:34Speaker 3: this week in audio coming up for you today, trending
- 1:37Speaker 3: news headlines, and all the other stuff like entertainment stuff.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Birthday is Morner Birthday. All on the way this morning
- 1:42Speaker 3: here on the Woody Show. It is a throwback Thursday.
- 1:46Speaker 3: And I saw something about a new Doctor Seuss book.
- 1:51Speaker 5: Now menace.
- 1:52Speaker 3: I know it's a book, but it's Doctor susy because yeah,
- 1:55Speaker 3: he died, Yeah, got it. Yeah, So it's expected to
- 1:59Speaker 3: be really in June, just in time for the United
- 2:02Speaker 3: States two hundred and fiftieth birthday. It's called Sing the
- 2:05Speaker 3: Fifty United States. Gonna help teach kids the names of
- 2:08Speaker 3: each state with some help from the Cat and the Hat. Now,
- 2:12Speaker 3: this was written by Doctor SEUs, obviously before he died,
- 2:15Speaker 3: but it was discovered in the archives. Well, I guess
- 2:18Speaker 3: that's fair because maybe it's like an AI or like
- 2:21Speaker 3: the Doctor Zeus, the state allowed something to I guess
- 2:24Speaker 3: we have to think about that now.
- 2:26Speaker 6: But depending on what year he wrote it, are all
- 2:28Speaker 6: the states going to be represented and updated?
- 2:30Speaker 3: Well he didn't died before he died, died a Civil war.
- 2:34Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 3: So the CEO of Doctor Seuss Enterprises said that finding
- 2:42Speaker 3: the manuscript from Doctor Zeus is like finding a time
- 2:44Speaker 3: capsule of his imagination.
- 2:46Speaker 7: Okay, hold, if you had his archives and just no
- 2:50Speaker 7: one looked at this one.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yeah, like what chives?
- 2:55Speaker 6: And excuse me, Alaska Hawaii didn't become states till nineteen
- 2:58Speaker 6: fifty nine. Thank you, you died in what I have no idea.
- 3:01Speaker 5: I didn't realize he died in the fifties.
- 3:02Speaker 6: I have no idea I.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Died in nineteen ninety one.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Okay, Yeah, tom As, sorry for asking questions
- 3:13Speaker 3: others smart questions.
- 3:14Speaker 6: There's not smart questions.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean the Doctor Sus stuff is
- 3:18Speaker 3: always so weird. But even as you know, I loved it.
- 3:21Speaker 3: That totally cartoons. Yeah, the cartoons make like the nighttime
- 3:27Speaker 3: versions of the cartoon. Did we have Menacerita Doctor Who's
- 3:29Speaker 3: book at one point? Yeah? Yeah yeah, I was still
- 3:32Speaker 3: sitting over there.
- 3:33Speaker 6: I'd like to hear that.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't think the book collection, Yeah, I
- 3:37Speaker 3: gave it a random It was like, yeah, oh the
- 3:41Speaker 3: places you go hop on pop like that who's the
- 3:44Speaker 3: other person I'm thinking about?
- 3:45Speaker 5: Like old timy oh shell silver scene, like the giving.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Tree, Yeah, and that was a sad ass books.
- 3:54Speaker 5: Yeah, that tree just kept getting chopped and cut.
- 3:57Speaker 8: And boundaries and the tree.
- 3:59Speaker 3: I honestly, I do give them just a stump, I
- 4:02Speaker 3: have nothing more to give a little boy. Whatever was sad? Yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 3: I just wanted to say.
- 4:08Speaker 9: Oh, I give those as gifts. Every time I go
- 4:10Speaker 9: to a kid's birthday, I give that book.
- 4:12Speaker 5: What the giving tree?
- 4:13Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:14Speaker 6: Sad?
- 4:14Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah it's good. That's a good life. I'm saying
- 4:18Speaker 3: you're given a book is kind of ironic. It's on
- 4:20Speaker 3: top of like something else. Yeah, all right, let's play
- 4:23Speaker 3: around of the wood you show original trademark copyright A
- 4:26Speaker 3: game who dish? Now you don't.
- 4:29Speaker 5: You don't get to play very often Sea bass.
- 4:31Speaker 7: No, it's usually part of my segment. So this is
- 4:32Speaker 7: sort of a thieving for me.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Is it thieving?
- 4:34Speaker 6: It sounds like it's just blowing my work or is.
- 4:37Speaker 3: It just kind of like a preamble? Yeah, like a
- 4:41Speaker 3: warm up. So this is a cover of the classic
- 4:45Speaker 3: Phil Collins song in the Air Tonight.
- 4:49Speaker 10: Who disn't waiting for this moment?
- 4:55Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 4:55Speaker 8: I got it?
- 5:05Speaker 5: I do like it.
- 5:07Speaker 3: You can see that like use this like in like
- 5:08Speaker 3: some uh commercial for something like trucks truck Yeah how.
- 5:25Speaker 5: Yeah see perfect? Yeah, it could be slow mo racing.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Who this jelly roll? Jelly roll obviously.
- 5:38Speaker 5: A dark country version.
- 5:39Speaker 3: A lot of people when they hear it, they guess
- 5:41Speaker 3: either Jelly Roll or Chris Stapleton and this is AI.
- 5:46Speaker 6: Oh damn completely AI generated.
- 5:49Speaker 3: That's one thing I heard in the background that that
- 5:52Speaker 3: AI still you hear that.
- 5:54Speaker 7: It's like a buzzing sounds.
- 5:57Speaker 3: It sounds almost like he's running it sort of through
- 6:00Speaker 3: an amplifier, like kind of the auto tune. Somebody's a
- 6:04Speaker 3: little more. It's shagged all right now that being said,
- 6:07Speaker 3: that is slowly going away, Yeah, to the point where
- 6:09Speaker 3: you can't even tell it all. And here's the thing
- 6:11Speaker 3: that I said, I would Suggs that I would listen
- 6:15Speaker 3: to this maybe too like it?
- 6:17Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of.
- 6:17Speaker 7: Like it shows you that, you know, five years from now,
- 6:20Speaker 7: who's going to need a musical artist? Because if what
- 6:22Speaker 7: he's going to listen to that, a lot of people
- 6:23Speaker 7: will say the same thing. They'll say, I don't need people.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Well, they they created that AI actress that they're they're saying,
- 6:29Speaker 3: like you're looking for representation, has an agent or something
- 6:32Speaker 3: like that.
- 6:32Speaker 9: Or because that's why the prediction is Live sports is
- 6:36Speaker 9: just gonna become bigger than ever, like that will be.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Yeah, anything that's actual, like you can be in front
- 6:42Speaker 3: of it, you could see it.
- 6:43Speaker 9: Yeah, anybody feel make their own TV show, now their
- 6:47Speaker 9: own movie and with any character they want.
- 6:49Speaker 7: That's what I've been saying about live events, like I
- 6:51Speaker 7: see lines around the block for concerts and sporting events.
- 6:55Speaker 7: At every festival I've been to is sold out, and
- 6:57Speaker 7: there's more festivals than ever.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you see some of the things that pop
- 7:02Speaker 3: up on social media menace where people make their own
- 7:04Speaker 3: either South Park clips or they make their own Family
- 7:07Speaker 3: Guy the.
- 7:08Speaker 9: Scenes SpongeBob being pulled over by the cops and it
- 7:11Speaker 9: looks like Cops the TV show like.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Things that it looks like it was taken straight from
- 7:15Speaker 3: a Family Guy episode, but it was just completely fab
- 7:18Speaker 3: People made their own thing as a joke to their friends,
- 7:20Speaker 3: like Greg and I could you know, have some kind
- 7:22Speaker 3: of inside joke between the two of us that none
- 7:24Speaker 3: of you understand, and I could create like in a
- 7:26Speaker 3: couple of seconds, just by a couple of prompts. I
- 7:28Speaker 3: love it a complete South Park scene where Cartman and
- 7:31Speaker 3: standa whatever are acting out this little inside joke that Gregor.
- 7:34Speaker 9: And again that's the argument. The argument is what you
- 7:37Speaker 9: can't recreate what that is live sports, So live sports
- 7:41Speaker 9: is just gonna be massive.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean that's what the TV has relied
- 7:46Speaker 3: on for the most part as far as like, you know,
- 7:48Speaker 3: that's the only thing people are watching live.
- 7:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:50Speaker 3: This is gonna make like everything else life so easy.
- 7:53Speaker 3: You can make your own Brady Bunch.
- 7:55Speaker 5: I can do whatever I want. Yeah, here you go.
- 7:57Speaker 3: You want new Friends episodes, Greg Cool, come up with
- 8:00Speaker 3: a storyline. I will.
- 8:01Speaker 5: They'll take fan fiction to like a whole new level.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Yeah, take them.
- 8:05Speaker 9: As they're like doing their own ASHDV Showica.
- 8:11Speaker 3: And Tayler's new House, you know.
- 8:12Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 8:12Speaker 3: So this also means that we don't have jobs anymore.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Very true. Yeah, all right eight seven seven forty four
- 8:18Speaker 3: Wooding send us a text over to two to nine
- 8:20Speaker 3: eighty seven.
- 8:20Speaker 5: We'll take a break. We'll come back.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Uh medicinna have the latest in the world of entertainment
- 8:24Speaker 3: to get in the Birthday's Porn of Birthday.
- 8:26Speaker 5: Right after the break here in the Woody Show, hang
- 8:28Speaker 5: On show will be right back.
- 8:32Speaker 9: What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
- 8:35Speaker 9: heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
- 8:38Speaker 9: We're gonna be at Raising Canes the Grand opening on
- 8:41Speaker 9: Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
- 8:45Speaker 9: ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
- 8:48Speaker 9: upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard
- 8:52Speaker 9: in Los Angeles.
- 8:53Speaker 3: We'll see you there.
- 8:54Speaker 9: In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast show.
- 9:01Speaker 3: He's gonna be at Morongo Charlie Sheen telling stories at
- 9:04Speaker 3: Marano on Saturday. Tickets are on sale now if you
- 9:06Speaker 3: go to ticketmaster dot com. But just all the stories
- 9:09Speaker 3: of the chaos Charlie Sheen. Nice, he's got that book.
- 9:13Speaker 3: But he's really pulling back the curtain and you can
- 9:15Speaker 3: hear all about it.
- 9:16Speaker 13: I don't care listen.
- 9:20Speaker 3: As long as you're listening. This is the Lordly Show,
- 9:23Speaker 3: all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, today October thirtieth, as
- 9:28Speaker 3: I mentioned, Midshift night was the night before Halloween, Devil's Night.
- 9:31Speaker 5: Some people call it. Other people have never heard about
- 9:33Speaker 5: it at all.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I think it's just I don't know if that was
- 9:36Speaker 3: like a regional thing it is, or like a like
- 9:38Speaker 3: a East Coast Northeast kind of thing.
- 9:42Speaker 5: You never heard of it?
- 9:42Speaker 3: Now, one thing i'd never heard of until I met
- 9:45Speaker 3: my wife, and until I lived in Saint Louis was
- 9:48Speaker 3: his whole idea. And it was so new to me
- 9:51Speaker 3: that my wife thought I was messing with her by
- 9:54Speaker 3: saying I'd never heard of it. Is that when kids
- 9:56Speaker 3: come to the door for trigger treating, they're supposed to
- 9:58Speaker 3: tell you a joke.
- 9:59Speaker 8: What.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember you saying that. She told you that
- 10:02Speaker 3: I never heard. That was a huge thing in Saint Louis,
- 10:05Speaker 3: and all the kids when they would come to the
- 10:06Speaker 3: door when I lived, they all had jokes and they
- 10:08Speaker 3: had to give you a joke for them to get
- 10:10Speaker 3: a piece of candy. I would have never gotten trick
- 10:12Speaker 3: or treating. I'd been like, f this, it sounds like.
- 10:15Speaker 7: That sounds like somebody tried to like dumb down trick
- 10:17Speaker 7: or treating. So to get away from the trick part
- 10:19Speaker 7: of things, you can just tell me what jokes.
- 10:21Speaker 3: But she remembered doing that as a kid, like in
- 10:23Speaker 3: the you know eighties losers. So before all this time
- 10:25Speaker 3: of you know, being a pussy. What I'm saying, you know,
- 10:30Speaker 3: jokes like mischief night was, you know, like going out
- 10:34Speaker 3: and t peeing houses, the pumpkins and megan houses and
- 10:38Speaker 3: doing stuff like that tires. Yeah, it's also haunted refrigerator nights.
- 10:46Speaker 3: It's Create a Great Funeral Day, so I guess you're
- 10:49Speaker 3: planning your funeral and they make it a great one.
- 10:51Speaker 3: It's National checklist Day today it doesn't have a good checklist.
- 10:56Speaker 3: It's National text your X Day, which could lead to
- 11:01Speaker 3: some mischief, don't.
- 11:02Speaker 5: It's National treat your pet Day every day, and.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Today is National candy corn Day.
- 11:11Speaker 5: Thank you, yes, please pre remember to throw it out.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Oh, funny original jokes, best pre remember thank you.
- 11:17Speaker 9: I was like looking up the origins of this joke thing,
- 11:20Speaker 9: and I said this joke thing, Louis, and they said
- 11:24Speaker 9: it was for anti femineism movement, the anti what movement,
- 11:34Speaker 9: anti feminism movement.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Again, it feels like an androdised Clay joke. That would
- 11:40Speaker 3: make sense little miss.
- 11:41Speaker 10: Muff eating Wait, yeah, along came a spotted down to
- 11:50Speaker 10: what's in the bowl, bitch?
- 11:52Speaker 6: Oh yes, I'll take a treat now.
- 11:53Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 11:53Speaker 3: I don't know that. I don't even know how that
- 11:57Speaker 3: makes sense. Yeah, although are in.
- 12:00Speaker 6: College used to say, I forgot this is a feminist bookstore.
- 12:03Speaker 6: We don't have a humor section. Get Can you say
- 12:08Speaker 6: that in college anymore?
- 12:09Speaker 5: No, Greg, it's like just to get out there and
- 12:11Speaker 5: make me as a big of a bake.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Go there and make me some bacon and eggs. Would agree.
- 12:17Speaker 3: All jokes, ladies, All jokes. If you need more, they're
- 12:20Speaker 3: in the humor section. Oh wait, the humor this feminist books.
- 12:26Speaker 3: What is happening in the world of entertainment menace?
- 12:28Speaker 9: Well, Disney and F one have announced that during the
- 12:33Speaker 9: Las Vegas F one races that they are going to
- 12:35Speaker 9: have a show called Spectacular Show at the fountains in
- 12:40Speaker 9: front of the Bolagio. So just kind of like how
- 12:42Speaker 9: they do at all their parks with the water shows
- 12:44Speaker 9: and stuff like that and projections. They're going to be
- 12:47Speaker 9: doing that race weekend, so look out for that if
- 12:50Speaker 9: we're going to be in town.
- 12:51Speaker 7: I'm supposed hasn't done any projection stuff thus far that
- 12:55Speaker 7: I've seen.
- 12:56Speaker 3: I think they have. Maybe, yeah, just see during the day.
- 12:58Speaker 9: Maybe wait, I think they did it when they did
- 13:00Speaker 9: the draft, like they did some stuff all the time. Also,
- 13:04Speaker 9: just like Hello Kitty section that they're having at the
- 13:08Speaker 9: F one race, there are gonna there's gonna be some
- 13:10Speaker 9: Disney packages if you want to purchase those to attend
- 13:13Speaker 9: the race. And then you'll get some special Disney merch
- 13:15Speaker 9: as well.
- 13:16Speaker 15: Okay, isn't it funny how in this day and age
- 13:18Speaker 15: where we have oh, I don't know, humanoid robots, as
- 13:22Speaker 15: humans were still impressed with fountains, you.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Know, yeas and for whatever reason, hot air balloon. Yeah,
- 13:30Speaker 3: firework fireworks were kind of part of humanity is still
- 13:35Speaker 3: I did see there was Disney was actually practicing in
- 13:40Speaker 3: this uh like other like not at one of the parks,
- 13:42Speaker 3: like one of their new drones shows. Yeah, it looks
- 13:46Speaker 3: pretty cool, dude. Fireworks are so over. Yeah, now setting
- 13:49Speaker 3: off fireworks still fun. But the idea of going to
- 13:53Speaker 3: a place to go see just regular ass fireworks that
- 13:55Speaker 3: somebody else are setting off. These drone shows crazy are
- 13:59Speaker 3: so cool.
- 14:01Speaker 9: I like the ones in China because it's just like
- 14:04Speaker 9: thousands and thousands of drugs.
- 14:05Speaker 3: It's like the size of Godzilla walking through the city. Yeah,
- 14:09Speaker 3: and then sometimes they mess up and fall.
- 14:10Speaker 5: From this guy.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Ye that that Disney was practicing yeah or rehearsing whatever
- 14:16Speaker 3: it is. It looks super cool. It was like a
- 14:18Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago that was making the rounds really cool.
- 14:21Speaker 3: I can't wait. All right, you're a big Paul Rudd fan, right,
- 14:25Speaker 3: Greg you, I love him the redness, the redness. He's
- 14:30Speaker 3: He's gonna be.
- 14:30Speaker 9: Coming out with a new movie with Nick Jonas, and
- 14:33Speaker 9: the premises, well, the name of it is called power Ballad,
- 14:37Speaker 9: and the premise is that Paul Rudd is past his
- 14:40Speaker 9: prime wedding singer or haven't you heard this before? And
- 14:44Speaker 9: Nick Jonas is a boy bander who's like fading out,
- 14:49Speaker 9: but they like meet up and then they have a
- 14:51Speaker 9: late night jam session and the boy bander helps the
- 14:55Speaker 9: wedding singer make a hit song and then weirdness ensues
- 14:59Speaker 9: after that.
- 14:59Speaker 3: So that I've watched the hell out of that.
- 15:01Speaker 9: That comes down next year. June fifth, twenty twenty six.
- 15:04Speaker 7: Did you watch the Paul Rudd friendship movie?
- 15:07Speaker 16: Oh?
- 15:07Speaker 6: I did?
- 15:07Speaker 7: With uh Craig Robinson.
- 15:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you should leave?
- 15:12Speaker 7: Yeah, it was the guy from I Think You Should
- 15:14Speaker 7: Live In It.
- 15:16Speaker 6: It's it's it's funny.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Did what do you think of It's it's an a
- 15:20Speaker 3: twenty four movie, which I should have realized upon seeing it,
- 15:22Speaker 3: which means it's gonna be always like going to be
- 15:23Speaker 3: unsettling and weird. It's weird in a predictable way.
- 15:26Speaker 6: But it's it's funny. Yeah, it's it's all right. I
- 15:28Speaker 6: mean it's who watched it?
- 15:29Speaker 3: Comedyation? Oh okay, I saw the what do you call it?
- 15:32Speaker 15: Thumbnail for that, I haven't I haven't checked it out.
- 15:35Speaker 15: I think I might have started it and stopped it.
- 15:37Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I don't. Do you like these A twenty
- 15:40Speaker 3: four movies which is all like ooh, it's it's it's something,
- 15:43Speaker 3: but it's a little I always.
- 15:44Speaker 15: Thought A twenty four did scary movies or my okay,
- 15:48Speaker 15: but I like it, Like is that the dude from
- 15:52Speaker 15: Detroit's or just say that he's funny?
- 15:55Speaker 3: But yeah, that this movie. I didn't get it.
- 15:57Speaker 6: If you like his one note, you'll love this, you
- 16:00Speaker 6: know what I mean? Like it's like crazy du.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all right.
- 16:03Speaker 9: Well, moving on to Chris Evans, he was, you know,
- 16:06Speaker 9: Captain America. He's also married to a woman named Alba
- 16:09Speaker 9: Baptista and they just had a baby girl. Now, entertainment
- 16:14Speaker 9: reports keep on wanting to point this out because they
- 16:16Speaker 9: keep on highlighting this while covering this new baby that
- 16:20Speaker 9: Chris Evans is forty four and she is twenty eight
- 16:23Speaker 9: years old. Nice woh yeah, brood ratio Yeah, the baby's
- 16:28Speaker 9: name is Alma Grace Baptista Evans. Check that out, all right,
- 16:37Speaker 9: check that out?
- 16:38Speaker 2: Cool?
- 16:42Speaker 3: Now, how hot is the wife? She's pretty hot, she's
- 16:45Speaker 3: pretty good huge.
- 16:46Speaker 7: It was like, oh, she looks like that one actress, chickface.
- 16:49Speaker 3: I don't know that one actress. Yea, yeah, all right.
- 16:52Speaker 9: Uh Luigi Menajoni, the pharmacy killer who killed that.
- 16:58Speaker 6: Ceo for Little Healthcare Healthcare.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Guys, zo guy whatever.
- 17:04Speaker 9: Luig, he's you know, he's in jail, and he's one
- 17:08Speaker 9: of those inmates that gets like his own iPad, his
- 17:11Speaker 9: own tablet, and apparently he is writing back all his fans,
- 17:15Speaker 9: and he's telling his fans that he is enjoying Taylor
- 17:18Speaker 9: Swift and Charlie XCX on his iPad.
- 17:22Speaker 3: He's just trying to appeal to the chicks. Yeah yeah,
- 17:25Speaker 3: door hit him up like, oh.
- 17:26Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm really enjoying hey my demo.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, this this murder is really getting down with
- 17:30Speaker 3: some Taylor Swift.
- 17:31Speaker 6: Yeah, put money on my canteen please.
- 17:33Speaker 3: And thanks for being my fan.
- 17:34Speaker 9: He do a leapy X yeah, like he's gone full
- 17:38Speaker 9: brat so all right, inc Masters, everybody watching yep SO
- 17:43Speaker 9: on season seventeen is gonna be debuting. They have their hosts,
- 17:48Speaker 9: they have three judges, and they have fifteen contestants who
- 17:51Speaker 9: are trying to compete to get two hundred and fifty
- 17:54Speaker 9: thousand dollars. Now, it is confirmed that Joel Madden of
- 17:57Speaker 9: the band Good Charlotte will be returning as hosts God.
- 18:00Speaker 9: He has been the host since season fourteen. Okay, so
- 18:05Speaker 9: uh tune in for that. Also check out check out
- 18:08Speaker 9: Good Charlotte. They're going to be at the Alter Ego Festival.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Well, it's not a festival, it's a it's a show
- 18:14Speaker 3: Alter Ego twenty twenty six that we're hosting. We should
- 18:17Speaker 3: probably know what it's called. H Yeah, Yeah, that's going
- 18:19Speaker 3: to be coming up in January. It is completely sold out.
- 18:21Speaker 3: But what a lineup. And yes, the Madden brothers will
- 18:25Speaker 3: be there with Good Charlotte.
- 18:26Speaker 7: I commend you because a lot people would throw ound the
- 18:28Speaker 7: Road festival these days. It's not a festival, and it's
- 18:30Speaker 7: a nice line.
- 18:31Speaker 5: It's a concert.
- 18:31Speaker 3: I jam packed show.
- 18:32Speaker 9: I agree with that one thousand percent. But I thought
- 18:34Speaker 9: we did call it a festival.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Never not in the however many years we've been doing
- 18:38Speaker 3: Ago one night. Yeah, listen right here, Alter Ego Festival
- 18:44Speaker 3: right there?
- 18:44Speaker 8: What's that say?
- 18:45Speaker 3: It's our event? Is that from the thing that they
- 18:47Speaker 3: wrote up for whatever it is I was on stub
- 18:49Speaker 3: Hope says festival.
- 18:51Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, well thats all.
- 18:53Speaker 3: What's this?
- 18:54Speaker 5: It is literally our.
- 18:55Speaker 3: Show at rolling Stone Festival. Yeah, we just call it
- 18:59Speaker 3: AL three twenty twenty. But here at the company and
- 19:01Speaker 3: the radio station that is actually putting it on and
- 19:03Speaker 3: as the host of the event, I can I can confirm. Yeah,
- 19:09Speaker 3: it's It's just that I've never even heard it called
- 19:13Speaker 3: the Alter Ego Festival, not not once, Thank you, not.
- 19:16Speaker 6: On that once.
- 19:18Speaker 3: I'm not disagreeing with you, thank you. Well, it's maybe
- 19:22Speaker 3: time for your birthdays the bornal Birthday.
- 19:25Speaker 17: Showy, we're gonna shi, We're gonna sits.
- 19:33Speaker 3: And you know you don't do what bday. And we'll
- 19:35Speaker 3: start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Gavin Rossdale from Bush. Yes,
- 19:40Speaker 3: first of all Bush right, he is sixty years old today,
- 19:44Speaker 3: So good. Henry Winkler, the Fonds Fonsie from Happy Days,
- 19:48Speaker 3: he was coach Kleine and the water Boy. Can we
- 19:51Speaker 3: get the Blue Family lawyer Barry Zuckerhorn and so good.
- 19:54Speaker 6: Sucker Corner corn is so good in the Showberry.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:57Speaker 5: How old is uh Henry Wayne?
- 20:01Speaker 2: Eight?
- 20:01Speaker 3: Maybe seventy eight?
- 20:03Speaker 18: No?
- 20:04Speaker 3: Yes to eighty? Really?
- 20:05Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 20:06Speaker 3: Eighty years old? Today? Menace. Today is Andrew Schultz's birthday.
- 20:11Speaker 3: Oh nice, stand up comedian, podcaster. He co hosts The
- 20:13Speaker 3: Brilliant Idiots with Charlottage, the god supporter at the Saudi
- 20:16Speaker 3: government at NIS. He's forty two years old. He's in
- 20:20Speaker 3: that paper Abanka Trump is forty four.
- 20:22Speaker 5: Doesn't seem like a guy who really cares.
- 20:25Speaker 7: He did the right thing by like not apologizing whatsoever.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not the guy.
- 20:28Speaker 3: He's gonna apologize. Yeah, Nia Long. Who is Will's girlfriend?
- 20:31Speaker 3: Lisa on The Fresh Prince and she's on NCIS Los Angeles.
- 20:34Speaker 3: She is fifty five. Actor Kevin Pollock. Even if you
- 20:37Speaker 3: don't know his name, you know his face. He's been
- 20:39Speaker 3: a billion things from me, you know, usual suspects to
- 20:42Speaker 3: the wedding planner, a few good men, grumpy ear old men,
- 20:45Speaker 3: nine yard, the whole year.
- 20:46Speaker 6: Yeah, just state up comic as well.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Kevin Pollock is sixty eight years old, his birthday next year.
- 20:52Speaker 3: To Right So Hot. He started as the stand up
- 20:55Speaker 3: and then Today's Porto birthday is Polly Pond's and today's birthday.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Girl.
- 20:59Speaker 3: She's got be a goblin for Halloween, you guys, yuh.
- 21:03Speaker 3: And she's been Goblin Knobs professional in one and sixty
- 21:07Speaker 3: nine fine films, including Full Cavity Search Volume one. She
- 21:11Speaker 3: was in Banged Behind Bars, also Horny Sex Kitten Gets
- 21:15Speaker 3: Dirty with the Pool Boy.
- 21:17Speaker 5: She was an Asian.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Babe Loves Plumbers, Big Pipe, Sweet Asian Holes Volume one.
- 21:23Speaker 3: She was in Asian and Latina Lesbian Scissoring and while
- 21:28Speaker 3: she's she's Asian and French. Yeah, yeah, we we lesbian.
- 21:33Speaker 3: And then who can forget her un role in Polly
- 21:36Speaker 3: Ponds is a cream pie loving slut.
- 21:39Speaker 6: I heard so it's written on the bathroom ball.
- 21:41Speaker 3: That's a polypods. She's thirty four years old. Today I
- 21:43Speaker 3: met your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
- 21:46Speaker 5: And that is a Thursday morning.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment here
- 21:50Speaker 3: on The Woody Show.
- 21:54Speaker 19: Show.
- 21:55Speaker 3: All right, welcome back everybody. Today's third day. Oh, I
- 22:00Speaker 3: forgot to tell you. I bought my tickets for Back
- 22:03Speaker 3: to the Future in Imax. Are you going with I'm
- 22:08Speaker 3: going with my wife and my daughter, my son has
- 22:11Speaker 3: to work. Yeah, we're going on Saturday. We're doing like
- 22:13Speaker 3: a mathdee all fun. Yeah, that's gonna be cool. And
- 22:16Speaker 3: then Saturday night we've got some some plans with some friends.
- 22:19Speaker 3: We're going to dinner with some friends. So nice. I
- 22:21Speaker 3: am pumped for Saturday. I mean everybody should be pumped
- 22:23Speaker 3: for Saturday in general. Yeah, it is a it is
- 22:27Speaker 3: a pre Friday. We got the phones here at the
- 22:28Speaker 3: Woody Show open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
- 22:32Speaker 3: set us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
- 22:34Speaker 3: You can find us on social media at the Woodies Show. Oh. Well,
- 22:37Speaker 3: you know, so many times I've said, oh, I'm definitely
- 22:40Speaker 3: gonna go see that movie. Yeah, and then things happened, right,
- 22:43Speaker 3: made it happen because it's this is only yeah, the
- 22:46Speaker 3: Back of the Future. It's for their big anniversary and
- 22:50Speaker 3: uh what you mua call it?
- 22:52Speaker 5: It's only an imax for like a handful of days.
- 22:53Speaker 6: And Michael J. Fox's book about it just came out
- 22:56Speaker 6: perfect time, which yeah, you said, was great. Yes, I
- 22:58Speaker 6: listened to the audiobook. Just hearing him tell all the
- 23:00Speaker 6: stories was Again.
- 23:01Speaker 15: I don't know why I get the impression that your
- 23:02Speaker 15: wife goes to the movies a lot, though, She was, Well,
- 23:07Speaker 15: maybe it's just the same movie.
- 23:08Speaker 7: Maybe it's just you're thinking of how she has a
- 23:09Speaker 7: lot of free time.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Greg. She will go to a movie by herself. She's
- 23:14Speaker 3: got no problem doing that. She'll go to a theater
- 23:16Speaker 3: show by herself. You know what, I might go to
- 23:18Speaker 3: a movie alone. Wow, because it's not a social thing, really,
- 23:21Speaker 3: ye that I was thinking at all?
- 23:22Speaker 8: People see there, Greg, I know, but you don't have to.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Make up stories or anything.
- 23:25Speaker 8: And it's in the dark.
- 23:26Speaker 3: It's in the dark, exactly in the dark. A little
- 23:29Speaker 3: follow up to the birthdays around me. We have an
- 23:31Speaker 3: after hours voicemail and somebody left us at eight seven
- 23:34Speaker 3: seven forty four.
- 23:35Speaker 20: Gina Morgan, Sammy Greg, today's my birthday. I guess how
- 23:41Speaker 20: old I am?
- 23:42Speaker 2: Sixty nine? Yeah?
- 23:44Speaker 3: Sweet, the rest of you can suck it. Okay, there's
- 23:48Speaker 3: way that he doesn't sound six, but then again, sounds
- 23:54Speaker 3: super cool. I have I have a friend he's in
- 23:57Speaker 3: his mid sixties, and you know you never have a
- 24:00Speaker 3: old voice. No, it's that my friend Mike, our friend Mike. No,
- 24:03Speaker 3: he is our old voice.
- 24:04Speaker 5: Mike the showkiller, Mike the Showkiller.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Is also in his.
- 24:06Speaker 5: Wad sixty everything.
- 24:07Speaker 3: How old is Mike He's in his mid sixties. Holy crap.
- 24:11Speaker 5: Yeah, I see That's what I'm saying.
- 24:13Speaker 3: You would you would never have to make idea. Maybe
- 24:15Speaker 3: that dude is actually sixty nine and if he is
- 24:17Speaker 3: good for.
- 24:17Speaker 6: Him, yeah, more power.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Good.
- 24:19Speaker 5: My mind is blown. Here's another after hours voicemail.
- 24:22Speaker 20: Hi, Woody show, I'm leaving a voicemail after dark sort
- 24:26Speaker 20: of for you at least, and it's for Greg because
- 24:31Speaker 20: I called in to get my balance for my checking
- 24:34Speaker 20: account and it was I guess it's Greg sixty nine
- 24:41Speaker 20: do sixty nine? Yes, sixteen dollars sixty nine cents.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I knew Gray would love that. I do. I love you,
- 24:49Speaker 3: Woody buy. I love it, but you.
- 24:51Speaker 5: Only have sixty dollars about you?
- 24:54Speaker 6: But I love it.
- 24:54Speaker 7: Are you need fourteen year old bay?
- 24:58Speaker 3: So we got We got a couple sixty nine calls. Okay,
- 25:02Speaker 3: to the to the after hours voicemail, Yeah eight four
- 25:06Speaker 3: what if you want to call in?
- 25:08Speaker 2: Oh?
- 25:08Speaker 5: Here a little follow up.
- 25:10Speaker 3: This is the girl who said in the pictures of
- 25:12Speaker 3: her bathroom renovation, right, yeah, remember that we were doing
- 25:15Speaker 3: a rate my reno.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Love.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go it's Kelsey with Reno me still
- 25:19Speaker 1: love you guys. Hurt my farings. It's all gay. I
- 25:24Speaker 1: think you guys are working on some bed.
- 25:25Speaker 12: Cleaning pictures though, because you talked about like the green
- 25:28Speaker 12: pile in the shower.
- 25:30Speaker 1: It's all blue. It's like white blue and gold.
- 25:33Speaker 3: So well, by the way, you're the one that sent
- 25:35Speaker 3: the pictures. Yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, maybe.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Just some pad bad pictures. But don't worry. You didn't
- 25:40Speaker 1: hurt my failings. We do love it. Scrumba for a
- 25:42Speaker 1: long time was doing everything like.
- 25:44Speaker 12: LANDI was great and timeless in classic good boring, and
- 25:47Speaker 12: I wanted to have something fun.
- 25:49Speaker 1: You were spending a lot of money doing this, so
- 25:51Speaker 1: I went with fun.
- 25:53Speaker 12: The thing that you guys could point out with the
- 25:55Speaker 12: shinks not being centered, that's the way the bathroom was silk,
- 25:58Speaker 12: and it would have been.
- 26:00Speaker 3: When you're remodeling, you can fix that. That's a lot
- 26:02Speaker 3: of excuses from you know, it's like God may have
- 26:06Speaker 3: given you a giant schnaz, But then when you do
- 26:09Speaker 3: some remodeling, you can fix that. Right while you're under
- 26:13Speaker 3: take care of the nose. So when you're tearing up
- 26:16Speaker 3: the bathroom and the sinks are at a don't blame
- 26:21Speaker 3: the house money to.
- 26:23Speaker 12: Completely redo the whole vanity and ships the way that
- 26:27Speaker 12: plumbing in the archeoples behind the walls in the mirror.
- 26:31Speaker 1: So we had to come a taking shoes because we could.
- 26:34Speaker 1: We spent to rehouse dollars and we couldn't couldn't go
- 26:36Speaker 1: much above that. But don't worry me.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Love and I love.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Just hearing you guys talk about it and always being
- 26:41Speaker 1: the part of the show. That's been all.
- 26:45Speaker 3: I mean. We love too, Yeah, we love.
- 26:47Speaker 5: We just didn't love the remodel.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Yeah, just because you made massive mistakes because we don't
- 26:54Speaker 3: love it. Geez, Greg's that you don't have enough money
- 26:57Speaker 3: to finish I do a room, do you just do
- 26:59Speaker 3: it half ass and not right? Or do you wait
- 27:01Speaker 3: you wait to start that product until you can do
- 27:03Speaker 3: it properly? The part wrong, Well, yeah, I could be rerouted.
- 27:08Speaker 3: We'll just do the parts that that you can as
- 27:11Speaker 3: you can, you know, right, and then uh, you know
- 27:14Speaker 3: it's gonna take a little bit more to shift with
- 27:16Speaker 3: the bathroom if you're ripping it to pieces. You don't
- 27:19Speaker 3: want to just like, oh, I'm going to redo the tile,
- 27:20Speaker 3: I'll do the vanities later you will do it all.
- 27:22Speaker 6: You wants to do it right?
- 27:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and credit cards just going massive death everybody.
- 27:31Speaker 3: If it looks good, it's all the matter. Breaking news.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Greg Gory had to take a major work. Not since
- 27:37Speaker 3: the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation
- 27:40Speaker 3: on death.
- 27:40Speaker 21: Woody Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Dude, Speaking of which, I was sleeping so good, you
- 27:50Speaker 3: know that, like man, when you wake up, you're.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Like, damn.
- 27:53Speaker 3: I was really deep in that.
- 27:56Speaker 2: While.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Yeah, but I woke up having to crap my pants
- 28:01Speaker 3: out there but was falling out walk up at midnight.
- 28:05Speaker 3: I ate, I made the mistake. I made some I
- 28:08Speaker 3: ate some pasta salad that my son made suspect. Yeah,
- 28:11Speaker 3: so I spent about thirty minutes at about one in
- 28:14Speaker 3: the morning on the can and then try to go
- 28:17Speaker 3: back to sleep for the hour that I had loved.
- 28:19Speaker 6: Did you wake people up? Was it loud?
- 28:21Speaker 5: No?
- 28:21Speaker 1: No?
- 28:21Speaker 15: I you know one of those like faucet situations, Yeah,
- 28:25Speaker 15: you have to turn down.
- 28:26Speaker 7: No, I sneak off into a another bathroom.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Yeah yeah no, And I meant when it's just leaky,
- 28:34Speaker 3: just just but thank God for but washing toilet seed
- 28:36Speaker 3: man so so clean, fresh and clean. All right, it's
- 28:39Speaker 3: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
- 28:42Speaker 3: Thank you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great, gory,
- 28:44Speaker 3: I got menace, there is Sammy morning Sea Bass is here,
- 28:48Speaker 3: Morgan's here, Gina Grant is here, and she's got the
- 28:52Speaker 3: trending news headlines.
- 28:53Speaker 6: Well, prosecutors in Paris say that the two dudes they
- 28:56Speaker 6: arrested for the Louver heist have confessed and they're going
- 28:58Speaker 6: to be charged with organized robbery. They also say there's
- 29:02Speaker 6: no evidence that the whole thing was an inside job,
- 29:04Speaker 6: which is shocking since it was just so easy and quick.
- 29:07Speaker 6: And as we know, cops caught the suspects using DNA
- 29:10Speaker 6: they found on a getaway scooter on some broken glass
- 29:12Speaker 6: inside the museum. And meanwhile, five more people have been arrested,
- 29:16Speaker 6: but not surprisingly as men as predicted, jewels are still missing.
- 29:23Speaker 5: Those are gone.
- 29:24Speaker 9: I mean we've said this before that a lot of
- 29:26Speaker 9: security is just theater.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Yeah it's not.
- 29:30Speaker 9: There's so many social media videos you see the people
- 29:32Speaker 9: just sneaking into the world series.
- 29:34Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I just saw this guy. He pretended
- 29:36Speaker 3: to be part of like the choir that was performing
- 29:39Speaker 3: in Toronto, and he's like on the field, mil Yeah,
- 29:45Speaker 3: and he's like just trying to get the you know,
- 29:48Speaker 3: the the coordination of the choreographed parts, right, Ye, trying
- 29:52Speaker 3: because they're on these like roads around trying to do
- 29:55Speaker 3: the dance. And yeah, and he was out there and
- 29:58Speaker 3: that's just just on the field. Back in the day,
- 30:00Speaker 3: when they first started doing some of these car alarms
- 30:03Speaker 3: that had the flashing red light, you could buy just
- 30:06Speaker 3: the red flashing light that you would stick under your
- 30:08Speaker 3: mirror rear view of the Yeah, just the move just
- 30:11Speaker 3: to make it look like you're sticking on the dash
- 30:12Speaker 3: to make it look like your car had an alarm,
- 30:14Speaker 3: but it was not a real alarm, like.
- 30:15Speaker 15: You said theater. I did a more budget version of
- 30:18Speaker 15: that at a bar. That means like bud Light or
- 30:20Speaker 15: Budweiser giving out little pins and they had blinking lights
- 30:22Speaker 15: and that was my car alarm.
- 30:24Speaker 3: I remember those. They looked like bottle caps, bottle cap
- 30:27Speaker 3: with a little light. I said, bud light, look like
- 30:29Speaker 3: a bud light bottle cap that had a little red
- 30:31Speaker 3: flashing light of.
- 30:33Speaker 5: Dashboard. Rifty to mess with my car.
- 30:36Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I'm making a prediction and saying that tons
- 30:39Speaker 6: of adults that think they're so clever are going to
- 30:41Speaker 6: go as jewel thieves. I don't know what that's going
- 30:44Speaker 6: to look like, but they're all going to do it.
- 30:45Speaker 8: Oh for halloweens, Yeah, for sure.
- 30:49Speaker 6: The Blue Jays one game five last night, taking two
- 30:51Speaker 6: of three games in Los Angeles. Blue Jay's pitcher through
- 30:54Speaker 6: seven strong innings twelve strikeouts, led the team to a
- 30:58Speaker 6: six to one win.
- 30:58Speaker 5: Dodgers are in trouble man.
- 31:00Speaker 6: The Dodgers offense struggled ever since that Game three marathon
- 31:04Speaker 6: you know that went eighteen innings. Blue Jays are now
- 31:07Speaker 6: just one win away from their first World Series title
- 31:10Speaker 6: in thirty two years, and they're going to try to
- 31:12Speaker 6: finish it off at home in games fixed tomorrow night.
- 31:15Speaker 5: That's the best place to finish off, you know.
- 31:17Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you're on the road is yeah.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I was driving yesterday and I passed the place I
- 31:24Speaker 3: had to send the picture to, uh, Gina and Greg immediately.
- 31:27Speaker 5: It's called box City.
- 31:29Speaker 3: Box.
- 31:29Speaker 8: Yeah have you seen that I have?
- 31:31Speaker 22: Yeah, that's where close to where you fly right yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Yeah, But apparently I just.
- 31:35Speaker 6: Saw like cardboard boxes for moving. I got a bunch
- 31:37Speaker 6: of stuff there when I moved. It's a box store.
- 31:40Speaker 6: Box store.
- 31:41Speaker 3: I didn't think there was such a Yeah, And then
- 31:43Speaker 3: I told my wife battle She goes, yeah, there's one,
- 31:45Speaker 3: like right down the street from here.
- 31:46Speaker 5: I go, there's multiple locations. There's multiple box City.
- 31:50Speaker 3: I was just learning about that first of all, box City.
- 31:53Speaker 5: I said, hey, Greg, good news.
- 31:54Speaker 3: I made it to your mom style say store.
- 31:58Speaker 5: Yeah, it is big.
- 31:59Speaker 3: It's girth, he says. The store over two thousand sizes,
- 32:03Speaker 3: wholesale and retail.
- 32:04Speaker 5: Box City.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying. How do we get a box City sponsorship?
- 32:08Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 32:08Speaker 5: Right, sponsored by box Citty.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Do they take donations? I could give them all the
- 32:13Speaker 3: boxes I don't want. Yeah, but what are the places
- 32:15Speaker 3: you buy boxes? You buy mitt Walmart, Yeah, U Hauls,
- 32:20Speaker 3: I would buy you Hau.
- 32:21Speaker 6: Yeah, yeahs. You just find boxes.
- 32:24Speaker 8: I was gonna say, I've never bought them.
- 32:25Speaker 6: I had to find the store.
- 32:28Speaker 5: Yeah, those are bad.
- 32:29Speaker 3: There's like a lot of the banana boxes and they
- 32:31Speaker 3: have all the holes in the side, all greasy. Yeah.
- 32:34Speaker 3: Well yeah, he had a loose it works gross.
- 32:41Speaker 6: Hurricane Melissa kept destroying everything in its path after hitting
- 32:45Speaker 6: Cuba yesterday. The storm is being blamed for thirty one
- 32:47Speaker 6: desks across Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, and it's caused a
- 32:51Speaker 6: ton of damage. In Jamaica, Loan seventy seven percent of
- 32:55Speaker 6: the country still has no power. A lot of the
- 32:57Speaker 6: streets just turned to mud pits, roofs rifted off, public shelters,
- 33:02Speaker 6: and things were almost as bad in Cuba, where officials
- 33:05Speaker 6: say there are seven hundred and thirty five thousand people
- 33:08Speaker 6: in shelters. Melissa has slowed down a little and has
- 33:12Speaker 6: been downgraded to a Category two storm, but still super dangerous.
- 33:15Speaker 6: It's heading towards the Bahamas and then Bermuda. And we
- 33:18Speaker 6: have an update on that missing reeseis monkey that we
- 33:21Speaker 6: talked about, you know, hopped out of a truck in Mississippi.
- 33:24Speaker 8: Dangerous one.
- 33:25Speaker 6: Okay, stories gotten even crazier. At first they said it
- 33:27Speaker 6: was just one monkey that was out there, but now
- 33:30Speaker 6: cops say three monkeys are on the run. And to
- 33:34Speaker 6: add more mystery, no one knows who owns these monkeys,
- 33:37Speaker 6: who was transporting them where they were going. Cops did
- 33:40Speaker 6: say the money the monkeys had proper paperwork for legal transport,
- 33:44Speaker 6: but nobody knows why the car crashed, I mean, did
- 33:47Speaker 6: the monkeys like take over. I don't know, Yeah, they
- 33:50Speaker 6: took over. Cops also want to reiterate that the monkeys
- 33:53Speaker 6: are not infectious, but still need to be destroyed slash neutralized.
- 33:57Speaker 8: That's what they say.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Don't worry.
- 34:01Speaker 5: There's other monkey news.
- 34:02Speaker 3: This dude in Texas he went to a Spirit Halloween
- 34:04Speaker 3: store with his pet monkey, and you know, it got
- 34:07Speaker 3: loose in the spirit and started climbing this pole and
- 34:10Speaker 3: then started swinging through the rafters inside the store. A
- 34:13Speaker 3: lot of those are inside, like you know, old bed
- 34:15Speaker 3: bathroom beyond old toys r ust locations like the one
- 34:18Speaker 3: that's buy our Houses inside of an old toys r us.
- 34:20Speaker 6: No such thing as a new Spirit.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Yeah, this this monkey swinging through the rafters. Like here
- 34:24Speaker 3: are some of the customers and the employees talking about.
- 34:26Speaker 3: They're on the local news covering this. In warning there's
- 34:29Speaker 3: a fun accent ahead. Here we go. My daughter looked up.
- 34:33Speaker 17: She said, what in the world, And she's like, is
- 34:36Speaker 17: that a real monkey? And said I look up and
- 34:39Speaker 17: I said it's got a diapers.
- 34:42Speaker 3: I guess it is. It was entertaining, and I was like, huh.
- 34:46Speaker 23: A lot of people just stood and washed for like
- 34:48Speaker 23: thirty minute, like the whole time.
- 34:49Speaker 2: They're just funky.
- 34:50Speaker 3: They go kids trying to catch.
- 34:52Speaker 17: It, and it had jumped down on the floor and
- 34:54Speaker 17: ran past my leg and at that point I was like, okay,
- 34:58Speaker 17: I've had it, dough.
- 34:59Speaker 3: Yeah, so monkey. They called the cops, So I'm not
- 35:02Speaker 3: sure what the cops are gonna do. Yea, Yeah, it's
- 35:04Speaker 3: not like you could talk down. But the monkey was
- 35:06Speaker 3: loving a man. It was chilling. It hung up in
- 35:08Speaker 3: the rafters for a while. Eventually came down. Somebody offered
- 35:10Speaker 3: it a cookie.
- 35:11Speaker 6: And oh, good cool, Yeah, that's nic which.
- 35:13Speaker 3: I guess they tried it first and the monkey was
- 35:15Speaker 3: just having way too much fun and then finally he
- 35:16Speaker 3: was like, all right, I'll take you up on the cookie.
- 35:18Speaker 6: But the monkey monkey.
- 35:19Speaker 9: I haven't been in a spirit in quite a while,
- 35:21Speaker 9: but I just went recently, and they have a lot
- 35:24Speaker 9: of stuff in there that are just not costume, the
- 35:28Speaker 9: costumes of like sweatshirts and merch and stuff like that.
- 35:31Speaker 9: It's really really cool, Like if.
- 35:33Speaker 24: You want a rep spirit, yeah, it's like, oh, let's say,
- 35:36Speaker 24: he says, the girl with a chili sweatshirt.
- 35:38Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true, a good point. You know, it's just
- 35:40Speaker 8: Halloween stuff.
- 35:41Speaker 9: It's just no, like U merch that's like themes for
- 35:44Speaker 9: different like say toy story or things like that. You're
- 35:48Speaker 9: like a cool jacket or a cool Hey my son
- 35:50Speaker 9: works there. He can get you a pretty fat discount.
- 35:52Speaker 9: Nice hell yeah yeah, hook us up.
- 35:54Speaker 3: Yep.
- 35:55Speaker 6: And dictionary dot Com revealed their word of the Year
- 35:57Speaker 6: for twenty twenty five, and it's not even a word.
- 36:01Speaker 6: The online dictionary announced that.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Don't tell me, it's not.
- 36:08Speaker 9: They're just doing that to get people.
- 36:13Speaker 5: I'll admit I think it's kind of fun.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Now.
- 36:17Speaker 6: That's how you know it's over because it's.
- 36:19Speaker 3: Like, no, it's because like my my daughter has such
- 36:23Speaker 3: a great time with it.
- 36:24Speaker 5: I don't know, like I'm happy for her. Does that
- 36:27Speaker 5: make sense?
- 36:27Speaker 8: You're proud?
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I forget what my wife said and
- 36:31Speaker 3: it was the perfect opportunity and she jumped right in there,
- 36:34Speaker 3: did not miss a beach goes six seven. I'm like,
- 36:36Speaker 3: all right down, I.
- 36:37Speaker 9: Don't know you, because you know, I love all this
- 36:39Speaker 9: dumb stuff it's done, and this one I can't get
- 36:41Speaker 9: behind it.
- 36:42Speaker 3: Yeah, the worst I think, you know why because it
- 36:44Speaker 3: is nonsensical, like it's not I want to meaning though. Yeah,
- 36:48Speaker 3: but here's the thing. Like some of these things, some
- 36:50Speaker 3: of these things feel like it's trying too hard, and
- 36:53Speaker 3: this one is just kind of Yeah, it's just like
- 36:56Speaker 3: a thing. And I don't know, maybe the south Park
- 36:58Speaker 3: thing of it, I'm kind of cult involving the number
- 37:02Speaker 3: six and seven. It's so dumb.
- 37:07Speaker 5: It's so dumb. It doesn't make me angry.
- 37:09Speaker 3: I don't understand. We will get angry about it.
- 37:12Speaker 6: Annoying. Well, people who are hardcore into the dictionary say
- 37:16Speaker 6: this serves as a linguistic time capsules.
- 37:18Speaker 5: See, I'm more annoyed by that.
- 37:19Speaker 3: Yeah, it also serious and how meaning behind it?
- 37:23Speaker 6: Well, and it's the first time that they've chosen a
- 37:25Speaker 6: not word.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's a it's just a it's a
- 37:28Speaker 3: pop culture phenomenon, this phenomenon.
- 37:31Speaker 6: Yeah, they absolutely.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:34Speaker 6: And she hasn't moved on to forty one.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Not I've not really heard. I mean, I know of
- 37:39Speaker 3: the forty one response, but I have not seen it
- 37:42Speaker 3: in action.
- 37:42Speaker 6: Okay, we've been getting that like with my.
- 37:44Speaker 3: My daughter and her friends. My son is not engaged
- 37:47Speaker 3: with the sixty seventh thing.
- 37:50Speaker 9: Hold on, Yeah, this is the first time they did
- 37:52Speaker 9: a number like they haven't done sixty nine.
- 37:56Speaker 3: No, No, I.
- 37:57Speaker 6: Don't think that's appropriate for dictionary dot com.
- 37:59Speaker 3: I did see something pretty funny. So for all you
- 38:01Speaker 3: gen xers, we were all doing this back in the day,
- 38:05Speaker 3: remember the whole thing where you take like your your
- 38:07Speaker 3: your kind of karate chop pans down to your crouching
- 38:09Speaker 3: like like we had that.
- 38:13Speaker 8: Yeah, but at least what we.
- 38:17Speaker 6: Want you to suck.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying, like everyone's just going around doing
- 38:21Speaker 3: that constantly, that at least meant something. Yeah, you're pointing
- 38:27Speaker 3: at what you want to. But I think that's part
- 38:31Speaker 3: of I don't know. I think it's mostly tied into
- 38:34Speaker 3: my daughter, and you know, she's just, you know, so
- 38:38Speaker 3: cute stuff and she and she just gets and it's
- 38:43Speaker 3: not even like she gets I think pure enjoyment out
- 38:46Speaker 3: of it. And it's like she's really truly enjoying it.
- 38:48Speaker 3: And I get enjoyment out of a pony. She can't.
- 38:52Speaker 3: You shouldn't have caved. She can very upsetting. Yeah I'm
- 38:57Speaker 3: not participating, but like I watch it play out and
- 39:00Speaker 3: makes me, it makes me smirk.
- 39:01Speaker 25: Like you said, it's a little bit more pure if
- 39:03Speaker 25: she was surrounding suck it off.
- 39:05Speaker 8: What are we gonna do about this.
- 39:08Speaker 6: That's what's going on with it.
- 39:09Speaker 3: I thank you very much. Gina grad gets more what
- 39:11Speaker 3: the show coming up for your next hang on late
- 39:15Speaker 3: seven seven.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Because you're gonna live in eternal life and hell elly show.
- 39:29Speaker 3: I feel like this is more for people who the
- 39:30Speaker 3: next step would be drinking hand sanitized Yeah, woody show.
- 39:36Speaker 3: While the student Seattle hates fun You guys, he saw
- 39:40Speaker 3: a house with a bunch of Halloween decorations out of
- 39:42Speaker 3: the lawn, including a super sweet.
- 39:44Speaker 5: Bob Ross skeleton now okay.
- 39:47Speaker 3: And decided for whatever reason he didn't like it and
- 39:50Speaker 3: he destroyed it all. Oh no, ok all, he just
- 39:54Speaker 3: walking by sees this house, he goes, you know what,
- 39:56Speaker 3: I don't like that. This is too clever. I'm in charge,
- 39:59Speaker 3: that's funny.
- 40:00Speaker 9: I was watching Inside Edition as I do, and there
- 40:03Speaker 9: was some jogger that is kept on stopping by this
- 40:06Speaker 9: these people's houses and like punching the faces of their
- 40:10Speaker 9: of their decorations every single time, and like Clark.
- 40:13Speaker 3: Briswold, like beating up on the reindeer and stuff. Some
- 40:17Speaker 3: random woman that kept on doing it. Well, here are
- 40:19Speaker 3: the homeowners talking about what happened to their display. On
- 40:21Speaker 3: the local news.
- 40:22Speaker 13: Just started picking them up and throwing them in like
- 40:25Speaker 13: it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:28Speaker 5: So he started a fire.
- 40:29Speaker 3: So he there was a casket out there, and he
- 40:32Speaker 3: just started like he lit the casket on fire and
- 40:35Speaker 3: started throwing all the crap into the fire, into the fire. Yeah.
- 40:39Speaker 13: Yeah, just started picking them up and throwing them in
- 40:42Speaker 13: like it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.
- 40:44Speaker 3: He had one burning there and another one burning over there.
- 40:47Speaker 26: Then he kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob
- 40:51Speaker 26: Ross skeleton into it, set Bob Ross on fire, then
- 40:55Speaker 26: began grabbing the little skeleton animals and throwing them in
- 40:58Speaker 26: there as well.
- 40:59Speaker 13: But we're very very lucky because those bushes caught fire.
- 41:01Speaker 13: And it's right by the fence, right by the house.
- 41:04Speaker 6: Oh what a cool guy, Yeah, super cool.
- 41:08Speaker 3: It's Bob Ross.
- 41:09Speaker 8: I know he already died.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Did they.
- 41:12Speaker 9: Have that auction yet where they were selling Bob Ross paintings.
- 41:15Speaker 3: I was coming up. That'd be like one of the
- 41:17Speaker 3: paintings I would want see that. That's what I would
- 41:20Speaker 3: want that one. I mean, no, no offense to Billy Zane.
- 41:23Speaker 3: That's what Greg is still trying to get himself a
- 41:25Speaker 3: Billy Zay in Hunt. Yeah, I should text him and menace.
- 41:28Speaker 6: You can still do it. That's not for like another
- 41:30Speaker 6: week and a half.
- 41:32Speaker 3: There got to be like a dumb number of Bob
- 41:34Speaker 3: Ross paintings out there, just because like he was doing
- 41:37Speaker 3: shows all the time, always doing it would be three
- 41:40Speaker 3: different versions of the same painting. It would be cool
- 41:43Speaker 3: to have one, but I wouldn't want to hang one
- 41:45Speaker 3: in my house.
- 41:46Speaker 8: I wouldn't fit not at all.
- 41:47Speaker 3: Being a fun and Halloween, let's take a little trip
- 41:50Speaker 3: back to I think it was last year that you
- 41:54Speaker 3: went to the Halloween store for morgasms.
- 41:56Speaker 8: Yes, with my mother.
- 41:57Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, we do this this segment from time
- 42:00Speaker 3: to time morgasms where she makes an awkward moment with
- 42:04Speaker 3: an employee, like with the ice cream.
- 42:05Speaker 6: Store or places like that, enjoying myself.
- 42:08Speaker 3: And and yeah, so she's just having so good at
- 42:11Speaker 3: It's like the old movie Sally where she's having the
- 42:17Speaker 3: orgasm or pretending to have the orgasm and the diner. Yeah,
- 42:21Speaker 3: so Morgan goes in there in this case it was
- 42:23Speaker 3: a Halloween store and has had some questions for the
- 42:25Speaker 3: store employee.
- 42:26Speaker 27: Excuse me, Hi, uh, can I get your help?
- 42:29Speaker 22: I want to get an animatronic that like jump out
- 42:32Speaker 22: at you, like just anything any of the animal. Okay, okay,
- 42:41Speaker 22: that's pretty scary.
- 42:42Speaker 27: Do you have anything else like that?
- 42:46Speaker 3: Yeah, but that'll.
- 42:49Speaker 27: Okay, thanks for.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Helping, Thanks for your help.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Appreciate.
- 42:52Speaker 8: I forgot about all of this.
- 42:54Speaker 3: And again, let's see, that's why we have something that's
- 42:56Speaker 3: just so specific to one event. Yeah, like this is
- 42:59Speaker 3: we're gonna play in July now, yeah, yeah, Halloween moorgasms. Yeah,
- 43:04Speaker 3: and her mom was with her, and her mom was
- 43:07Speaker 3: with her in the Halloween store actually sitting there doing
- 43:09Speaker 3: this stuff. Fuck oh yeah.
- 43:16Speaker 22: Yeah, and she was training me in the car before
- 43:17Speaker 22: you went it just like you gotta make better moans
- 43:19Speaker 22: like they all sound the same, Morganet.
- 43:23Speaker 5: Yeah, your mom's fun.
- 43:24Speaker 3: You need to wrap it up. This is what you do.
- 43:27Speaker 3: Love your mom.
- 43:28Speaker 8: Maybe prouder.
- 43:28Speaker 5: There's another employee at the Halloween store.
- 43:31Speaker 8: Do you work here?
- 43:32Speaker 22: She needs Me and my mom are looking for like
- 43:34Speaker 22: decorations for Halloween, but like big scary animentronic stuff.
- 43:38Speaker 28: Well, I can't say we have like bloggers stuff.
- 43:42Speaker 29: That's I'm on the floor and I was pretty much
- 43:44Speaker 29: when we have all the animatronic stuff because okay, but
- 43:46Speaker 29: I'm an lectric between let's do so oh yeah, no.
- 43:48Speaker 22: So I like the spider thing on the other side,
- 43:50Speaker 22: How does it work?
- 43:51Speaker 8: Like you just whoa?
- 43:54Speaker 3: I think it has emotionally clue huh.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:04Speaker 27: Wow, that's scary that.
- 44:09Speaker 8: This one trying to off.
- 44:11Speaker 22: Oh yeah, that's a good try.
- 44:16Speaker 27: Dismissing me. Okay, thank you.
- 44:19Speaker 3: All right, cool, thanks, you're like, okay, by I love
- 44:23Speaker 3: how it doesn't and he's just trying to stay professionally like,
- 44:26Speaker 3: oh god, this is probably one of those secret shoppers
- 44:28Speaker 3: the company sends in.
- 44:30Speaker 6: So I'm going to handle this freaking out spider.
- 44:33Speaker 22: Oh god, yeah, oh yeah.
- 44:37Speaker 6: We're gonna have to know where are you looking when
- 44:39Speaker 6: you're making the sounds?
- 44:40Speaker 8: Are you making eye.
- 44:41Speaker 6: Can't on top of no?
- 44:42Speaker 22: Oh god, no, I don't think there's with any of
- 44:45Speaker 22: these moorgasms. I don't think I've made eye contact.
- 44:48Speaker 3: You'll get the You're also going to get your eyes
- 44:51Speaker 3: rolled in the back of your head, right curler. Yeah, yeah,
- 44:55Speaker 3: so good. What about a price check on that spider's thing?
- 45:01Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that one wasn't there. So here's two sixty's.
- 45:05Speaker 22: Last it's two sixty nine.
- 45:07Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll give me that's hot.
- 45:13Speaker 22: And that was two employees because they had to get
- 45:15Speaker 22: help to get the I love how you go back
- 45:18Speaker 22: and forth like okay, thank you.
- 45:21Speaker 8: Part of me is like did I get enough?
- 45:22Speaker 3: I'm ready to go?
- 45:24Speaker 5: And again she's in there with her mom.
- 45:26Speaker 8: Man, you work here, right, how does this thing work?
- 45:29Speaker 22: So normally he's like leaning over, but when you stick
- 45:32Speaker 22: your hand in it, since there's it, I like this one.
- 45:35Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks that somebody may have broken.
- 45:37Speaker 3: Him, which ticically maybe if you fond the line, is
- 45:42Speaker 3: that your mom?
- 45:43Speaker 5: Yeah maybe fond don't talk.
- 45:48Speaker 8: Mom, but she had to, which ticulally maybe if you
- 45:53Speaker 8: fond the line.
- 45:55Speaker 22: But yeah, normally he's like leans over like this, we're
- 45:58Speaker 22: also right, yeah, but.
- 46:03Speaker 27: Yeah, normally he's like forward a little bit.
- 46:05Speaker 17: So whenever you go.
- 46:07Speaker 8: To centrom'.
- 46:11Speaker 22: That's scared me.
- 46:12Speaker 8: Okay, that was so professional. Nice tearing these back again.
- 46:19Speaker 3: You pull these out when you need a good laugh. No,
- 46:23Speaker 3: I love it.
- 46:25Speaker 5: More shopping with mom?
- 46:26Speaker 22: Well, do you have any other ones that like do
- 46:28Speaker 22: that kind of stuff?
- 46:29Speaker 3: What other really scary?
- 46:31Speaker 2: You do have to w.
- 46:37Speaker 8: H yeah that actually think.
- 46:51Speaker 3: Yeah, enjoyment of secause it makes Greg sil warning. Now
- 47:03Speaker 3: she's reacting that way to a spider, whereas we had
- 47:06Speaker 3: Greg's reaction to the cockroach that really brought a lot
- 47:10Speaker 3: of enjoyment to Morgan. She said she watched that about
- 47:14Speaker 3: I came a thousand times.
- 47:15Speaker 8: And not the whole video either.
- 47:17Speaker 22: I just rewinded to Greg's scream at the end over
- 47:19Speaker 22: and laughing.
- 47:22Speaker 5: I saw where Greg ha pushed his chair back.
- 47:23Speaker 3: This is when we had the cockroach in the studio
- 47:25Speaker 3: that that Morgan kissed, which the videos on our Instagram
- 47:28Speaker 3: at the what you Show you can check it out
- 47:29Speaker 3: from yesterday, and Greg had pushed his chair all the
- 47:32Speaker 3: way back to the door of the studio. His hands
- 47:34Speaker 3: were up as if the cops are telling him to
- 47:35Speaker 3: show you. Yeah. Am I embarrassed? Yes? But I can't
- 47:44Speaker 3: lie that. That is my visceral reaction to bugs. It's
- 47:48Speaker 3: my number one biggest error.
- 47:51Speaker 6: Instantly dive you touched a bug or something?
- 47:54Speaker 3: Now what what's what's morgasm? That's her reaction? You like, yeah, yeah,
- 48:03Speaker 3: one more store employee? Do you work here?
- 48:06Speaker 30: Right?
- 48:07Speaker 22: So trying to find an animatronic that like jumps out
- 48:09Speaker 22: and scares people.
- 48:11Speaker 27: I can't get the clown to go off, though, does
- 48:12Speaker 27: it work?
- 48:13Speaker 2: You know, we're sold out at this climate.
- 48:16Speaker 22: Okay, would I be able to buy that one if
- 48:18Speaker 22: it's still working?
- 48:19Speaker 8: No, it's just for sure.
- 48:20Speaker 22: Okay I saw the spiders, but then I'm oh.
- 48:30Speaker 27: That's scary. Okay, Okay, you're nuts.
- 48:44Speaker 3: I love it.
- 48:45Speaker 15: I love knowing that the employees went home that night
- 48:48Speaker 15: and told.
- 48:51Speaker 8: Right, I hope I made someone.
- 48:53Speaker 3: I make the customers so hard up.
- 48:56Speaker 6: Are you scared for your safety?
- 48:57Speaker 5: That's a complicated question.
- 48:58Speaker 3: So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
- 49:01Speaker 3: I could be charged with that's a complicated question.
- 49:05Speaker 2: So being here today, if I technically it can be
- 49:08Speaker 2: charged with Mars.
- 49:10Speaker 9: And now back to the.
- 49:14Speaker 11: You know, speaking of people who just hate fun, when
- 49:17Speaker 11: we were talking about the dude in Seattle that wrecked
- 49:20Speaker 11: that neighbors Halloween decorations set up in there.
- 49:25Speaker 3: With the Bob Ross skeleton and the coffin and the
- 49:28Speaker 3: whole thing. Well, in Florida, this guy pulls up to
- 49:30Speaker 3: a target and wasn't feeling very fessive, and he walked
- 49:35Speaker 3: to the pumpkins that were on display outside the store
- 49:37Speaker 3: and went up through on the ground smashed it, then
- 49:39Speaker 3: proceeded to do that about eighty more times, eighty pumpkins
- 49:44Speaker 3: in total smashed him and this is about one point
- 49:48Speaker 3: thirty in the morning, so no employees around to stop
- 49:50Speaker 3: him from what he was doing this. They called the
- 49:53Speaker 3: cops the next morning, told him what happened, handed over
- 49:55Speaker 3: the security video, and the cops only had to wait
- 49:58Speaker 3: a few days because the guy showed up again, this
- 50:00Speaker 3: time during the day. The store called the cops back immediately.
- 50:04Speaker 3: They arrested the guy. He confessed and about five hundred
- 50:08Speaker 3: bucks worth of pumpkins. Damn. And it turns out this
- 50:10Speaker 3: dude has a long rap sheet that includes battery, trespassing, burglary,
- 50:15Speaker 3: reckless driving. So he's a real he's a real good time.
- 50:18Speaker 6: Is it all produce based or yeah?
- 50:20Speaker 3: I mean his battery trespassing, burglary, reckless driving, battery like.
- 50:24Speaker 6: The broccoli off of Yeah, yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Yeah, Speaking of getting things caught on video, whatever happened
- 50:30Speaker 3: is you? You sent this to my wife last night,
- 50:33Speaker 3: and my wife's like, uh, should she be concerned about this? Yeah?
- 50:37Speaker 6: I'm at home alone and it's you know, dark out,
- 50:40Speaker 6: and I get this little notification on my phone that says, oh,
- 50:44Speaker 6: someone's in the backyard, and I don't really think.
- 50:46Speaker 8: About it because he just got cameras.
- 50:48Speaker 6: Yeah, a little camera thing, and I don't really I look,
- 50:50Speaker 6: but I don't see anything, and I move on with
- 50:52Speaker 6: my life. Maybe it's a leaf that blew by. Then
- 50:54Speaker 6: my husband calls who's not home, and he goes, uh,
- 50:57Speaker 6: I just got a notification that someone's in the backyard.
- 51:00Speaker 6: And I just saw and someone's back there with a
- 51:02Speaker 6: light looking around, and I go, what what do you look?
- 51:06Speaker 3: Greg?
- 51:06Speaker 5: Look there there's the this is what damn that?
- 51:09Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 51:12Speaker 3: And by the way her house, there are kind of
- 51:15Speaker 3: taller stone walls go around the sides in the back
- 51:18Speaker 3: of the yard and then there are two there there's
- 51:21Speaker 3: a gate, so you can't just it's not just open
- 51:24Speaker 3: like how people sometimes don't have fences like this person
- 51:28Speaker 3: went through the side gate onto her property specifically, Now
- 51:31Speaker 3: is in the backyard? Is that with the flashlights?
- 51:36Speaker 6: And so I'm so. My husband claims he did not
- 51:39Speaker 6: say this to me, but I heard it crystal clear.
- 51:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 51:41Speaker 6: Can you can you just go out there and check?
- 51:43Speaker 6: And right circumstane, He claims he didn't say that, but
- 51:48Speaker 6: that I don't know what else he could have said.
- 51:50Speaker 6: So I'm in the house. I'm like, can you just
- 51:53Speaker 6: get home?
- 51:54Speaker 3: I'm trying, so.
- 51:56Speaker 6: I'm freaking out. I don't love it. I just finished
- 51:59Speaker 6: watching The Subs, which is not that scary, but I
- 52:01Speaker 6: feel weird. I turn off and I'm singing really loud
- 52:06Speaker 6: to myself. I could not stop singing. Crowded house. I
- 52:08Speaker 6: could not stop singing, don't dream It's over at the
- 52:10Speaker 6: top of my lungs. And I was like, I gotta
- 52:12Speaker 6: get quiet, and so I sat on the nose on
- 52:14Speaker 6: Greg's noset couch that I have now, and I just
- 52:17Speaker 6: sat there quiet, like watching the little camera.
- 52:20Speaker 8: Did you like grab a knife or I just I
- 52:22Speaker 8: just I froze.
- 52:23Speaker 6: And I am strapped. So I don't know why.
- 52:27Speaker 5: Yeah, I never found out.
- 52:29Speaker 6: We think we know what happened. So Andy gets home.
- 52:32Speaker 6: We go look around the back and we hear a
- 52:35Speaker 6: bunch of the.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Smack him over the back of the head with his penis.
- 52:38Speaker 3: I just took his large club knocked the guy out
- 52:42Speaker 3: shoulder walking tall.
- 52:44Speaker 5: What's that movie? The guy walks around the two by four.
- 52:47Speaker 3: It was the Rock.
- 52:48Speaker 6: So we go outside. We hear a bunch of noise
- 52:51Speaker 6: and the next door neighbors. We kind of peek over
- 52:53Speaker 6: the wall and there's a bunch of teenagers like hanging out.
- 52:57Speaker 6: So my guess is they threw something over and we're
- 53:01Speaker 6: really forget I didn't not, but still I didn't love it.
- 53:05Speaker 6: But to get a notification not see anything.
- 53:08Speaker 3: Especially a new neighbor, Yeah, you don't know these people,
- 53:10Speaker 3: Like if I thank you. I've lived next door to
- 53:12Speaker 3: my neighbors for a dozen years now, same people, Like
- 53:16Speaker 3: I might go back there because they know me.
- 53:18Speaker 5: They would see me on the camera.
- 53:19Speaker 3: Go, oh that's yeah, okay, I would see them if
- 53:21Speaker 3: they came in.
- 53:22Speaker 5: Oh okay, I never do that. Yeah, when somebody you
- 53:25Speaker 5: don't know.
- 53:26Speaker 6: It sucked hard getting shot you.
- 53:28Speaker 8: Think it is. You didn't confirm that.
- 53:30Speaker 6: No, that's what I think it is. And so that's
- 53:32Speaker 6: the thing. Like I get a notification, I look, I
- 53:34Speaker 6: don't see anything because the moment passed. Then talk about
- 53:38Speaker 6: horror movie. My husband goes there's someone in the backyard
- 53:41Speaker 6: and I'm home alone freaking out. You know, it was
- 53:45Speaker 6: not great.
- 53:46Speaker 5: They're not sneaking around looking like around the house. Part.
- 53:49Speaker 3: They were clearly looking for something in the backyard. Looks
- 53:51Speaker 3: like they're on the ground. They have a flashlights, they're
- 53:54Speaker 3: not trying to stay off the radar, so to speak,
- 53:56Speaker 3: Like they have a flashlight, so they're making themselves obvious
- 54:00Speaker 3: on in my backyard. I'm with you on that too.
- 54:02Speaker 3: I'm with you on that too, but that that would
- 54:04Speaker 3: have been one thing. I go, all right, Well, they're
- 54:06Speaker 3: not looking around the windows and the doors trying to
- 54:09Speaker 3: into the into the house.
- 54:11Speaker 6: That's why I think they threw something over or something
- 54:13Speaker 6: somehow gotten our yard. But I didn't like it.
- 54:15Speaker 9: I had some kids just recently. They threw something over
- 54:19Speaker 9: the wall of my house and they jumped the wall
- 54:22Speaker 9: and came to the backyard and like, yeah, we did that. Yeah,
- 54:27Speaker 9: but I'm just like, dude, like I have dogs do anything.
- 54:33Speaker 3: But like they don't. They don't, they don't know.
- 54:35Speaker 6: Yeah, no one wants to knock on a door anymore though.
- 54:38Speaker 25: Yeah, they'd rather just silently sneak in and out rather
- 54:40Speaker 25: than just be like, hey, at this flu, you're.
- 54:42Speaker 6: Not sneaking between that and the tepeeing. We have cameras.
- 54:45Speaker 3: I crashed a drone into someone's yard and I went
- 54:48Speaker 3: over there and I had the knock on the door
- 54:49Speaker 3: go hey man, sorry, yeah I crashed Like okay, no
- 54:54Speaker 3: problems have gotten my gun out.
- 54:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought about it.
- 55:01Speaker 3: I'm surprised you will just open the door.
- 55:04Speaker 6: That's how I got that impression.
- 55:05Speaker 8: We just got there.
- 55:06Speaker 3: Okay, Well bad impression is protect yourself. On their side,
- 55:09Speaker 3: they just went into someone's yard without permission, in the
- 55:11Speaker 3: middle of it when it's dark out.
- 55:13Speaker 8: It was very dark.
- 55:13Speaker 3: I want to set a standard like, don't come in. Yeah, yo,
- 55:17Speaker 3: that bitch is crazy.
- 55:19Speaker 5: Let the word get around the neighborhood.
- 55:20Speaker 6: That's true. And what is on the back side of
- 55:23Speaker 6: your fence, like where they could have been hanging out?
- 55:25Speaker 8: It was another yard?
- 55:26Speaker 6: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, it sucked. So Andy's gonna have
- 55:30Speaker 6: a word with the neighbors today.
- 55:31Speaker 3: Well you need to have a word with Andy. Him
- 55:33Speaker 3: saying go out there.
- 55:34Speaker 6: He swears that's not what he said. But what could
- 55:36Speaker 6: he have said?
- 55:37Speaker 8: Can you go check it out?
- 55:38Speaker 6: I go no, absolutely not.
- 55:40Speaker 3: Maybe he meant just look out the window.
- 55:42Speaker 6: But that even wasn't gonna happen.
- 55:43Speaker 3: You have an actual alarm system on your house. Yeah,
- 55:45Speaker 3: oh yeah, so I've heard. You know, when people get
- 55:49Speaker 3: into that situation, they recommend actually the the the if
- 55:53Speaker 3: you see somebody kind of lurking in the set your
- 55:55Speaker 3: own alarm off, Like, so, so the house goes what
- 56:00Speaker 3: I would have done?
- 56:01Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, so you don't have to.
- 56:02Speaker 3: That's what that panic button is for your car, but
- 56:05Speaker 3: you yeah, yeah, So if you see someone kind of
- 56:07Speaker 3: lurking around or like, you need to get people's attention.
- 56:10Speaker 3: And even if you just have that in you're pocketing,
- 56:11Speaker 3: you're an awkward situation. You can make the car to
- 56:13Speaker 3: start screaming.
- 56:14Speaker 8: That's a good idea.
- 56:16Speaker 3: If they're up to no good man, they're gonna high
- 56:18Speaker 3: tail it out there. They'll be out of there so fast.
- 56:20Speaker 3: I talked through my cameras all the time. You want
- 56:21Speaker 3: to hear my camera voice. It's up. I'm going to
- 56:24Speaker 3: help you going down. What you do?
- 56:27Speaker 8: What you did that?
- 56:28Speaker 6: I almost talked through it, and I.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Was like, just so you absolutely did nothing.
- 56:31Speaker 9: You have you have a firearm, you have an alarm,
- 56:34Speaker 9: you have a way to talk to people, and and
- 56:37Speaker 9: you made no noise and you sat anybody. I feel
- 56:40Speaker 9: like no one was at the house.
- 56:41Speaker 3: Well what's the would you say?
- 56:42Speaker 4: No?
- 56:43Speaker 6: But that's the thing. When when my alarm went off,
- 56:45Speaker 6: there was no one back there. So I'm just watching it.
- 56:46Speaker 6: It was like eight seconds before and Andy saw that one,
- 56:50Speaker 6: and then I went back and looked at it.
- 56:52Speaker 5: I was like, I would have just definitely set the
- 56:54Speaker 5: alarm off.
- 56:54Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, next time, I'm going to shoot him and
- 56:56Speaker 6: set the alarm off.
- 56:57Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what you're supposed to say.
- 56:58Speaker 6: Okay, we'll do it.
- 56:59Speaker 3: Well, no, I remember you know the security company walking
- 57:02Speaker 3: you through different things that you could do. Even if
- 57:04Speaker 3: like say you're outside of your house, someone strong arms
- 57:07Speaker 3: you back into your house, Like, get you in the driveway,
- 57:11Speaker 3: get inside, turn the alarm off.
- 57:13Speaker 5: You know, you can punch in it.
- 57:15Speaker 3: You have a panic code, have a dummy code. There's
- 57:17Speaker 3: a panic code that disables the alarm but still sends
- 57:21Speaker 3: the cops like alarm at So it'll turn the alarm off,
- 57:26Speaker 3: it'll disable it, and so the person would think that
- 57:29Speaker 3: you just disabled the alarm. But the cops are on
- 57:31Speaker 3: their way. They've been alerted that there's a situation happening
- 57:34Speaker 3: in that moment and you're under duress.
- 57:37Speaker 6: I love that, because menace. Here's my question. I don't
- 57:39Speaker 6: have a shotgun. I have a I have a regular gun. Whatever,
- 57:45Speaker 6: what did you what what shall I do with that?
- 57:47Speaker 6: In that situation? Go outside and announce.
- 57:49Speaker 3: Your racket I entered the house.
- 57:52Speaker 6: They didn't enter the house.
- 57:53Speaker 3: I would have like an open window from the bedroom
- 57:55Speaker 3: or whatever, and then just like rack the gun.
- 57:57Speaker 5: A couple of times. Yeah, okay, Oh, they would hear that.
- 58:01Speaker 3: Are you kidding? They would hear that. That's like a
- 58:03Speaker 3: dog whistle to bad people do that.
- 58:06Speaker 2: They know that sound.
- 58:07Speaker 3: I told you there's a guy buddy of mine runs
- 58:09Speaker 3: an audio visual company. Someone was in his work truck.
- 58:12Speaker 3: He saw it on the cameras. He ran out there.
- 58:14Speaker 3: Big Fatus runs out there, no shirt on, shotgun, puts
- 58:19Speaker 3: the barrel of the gun right up against the guy's cheek.
- 58:22Speaker 3: It's pushing his cheek up towards his nose and eye.
- 58:25Speaker 3: And he goes, I'm gonna blow your head off, mother,
- 58:30Speaker 3: And he goes get out. You get to get out
- 58:32Speaker 3: of here. And this guy spilits and the thing is
- 58:36Speaker 3: like he had stopped his car, got out of his
- 58:38Speaker 3: car to go rob my friend's car, and my buddy
- 58:41Speaker 3: ran out that right up against it.
- 58:44Speaker 5: I saw the video. It's amazing. That's what's up, fan.
- 58:47Speaker 5: I loved it. He knew I would love That's why
- 58:49Speaker 5: he showed it to me.
- 58:50Speaker 3: And here's here's a good test for from the nine
- 58:53Speaker 3: nine says the number Gina is nine to one one.
- 58:55Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to.
- 58:56Speaker 6: I think you guys are making a bigger deal out
- 58:58Speaker 6: of this than I did. Because the neighbor came, I
- 59:02Speaker 6: wouldn't have.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Gone out there where you didn't know who it was.
- 59:05Speaker 3: You still don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna take it, but
- 59:07Speaker 3: don't be in my backyard.
- 59:08Speaker 31: Dog ratings come out every week, and if they're not
- 59:10Speaker 31: good or good enough, we're gonna be talking to Rich
- 59:18Speaker 31: de Murro Rich on tech.
- 59:21Speaker 3: We'll be giving us all the things that we should
- 59:23Speaker 3: know about in the world of tech.
- 59:25Speaker 6: But it's all like easy to digest, but the rest
- 59:29Speaker 6: of you.
- 59:29Speaker 3: Might find very helpful for the common may yeah, at
- 59:32Speaker 3: least the very least interesting. Yeah, yeah, I get that.
- 59:35Speaker 3: So Rich Dumurro joining us this hour here on the
- 59:38Speaker 3: Woodie Show.
- 59:38Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
- 59:41Speaker 3: You can misitus up with the text check in over
- 59:43Speaker 3: to two to nine eight seven. You know, after we
- 59:46Speaker 3: got off the air at ten am. Uh, the number
- 59:49Speaker 3: that you call during the show becomes the after hours voicemail.
- 59:51Speaker 5: Here's here's a call that we just got.
- 59:54Speaker 3: Hi, Woody Show.
- 59:56Speaker 19: I'm Jesse I've been a follower of you guys anyway.
- 1:00:01Speaker 19: Oh my god, people, Fuck, why is it that they're.
- 1:00:06Speaker 18: Complaining and itching about the taxes on a twenty five
- 1:00:11Speaker 18: thousand dollars flight, man, I would cut off my boyfriend's
- 1:00:17Speaker 18: left nut to be able to take.
- 1:00:20Speaker 19: And secondly, I agree with you guys on the whole
- 1:00:23Speaker 19: nine one one operator thing. Have you guys ever heard
- 1:00:26Speaker 19: those messages where the people or the operators get mad
- 1:00:30Speaker 19: at those people calling. It's like, hello, we're kindiking for
- 1:00:35Speaker 19: a reason.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: Don't tell me.
- 1:00:36Speaker 19: To stop or be nicer to you. I'm going through
- 1:00:40Speaker 19: something anyway, Guys, I love you. I'm all in. I
- 1:00:44Speaker 19: can't do any power rankings.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Because I see you all equally and.
- 1:00:49Speaker 19: Honestly, you guys make my day every single day.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: I listen to you live and the podcast.
- 1:00:57Speaker 19: So thank you.
- 1:00:58Speaker 12: Keep doing what you're doing.
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: Me love.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: Very nice.
- 1:01:04Speaker 6: I love her.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: We were talking.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: The most recent nine one one call that we were
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: discussing was the car thief that returned the vehicle after
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: spotting the toddler in the back seat. And this woman's
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: calling and the nine operator is just almost like you
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: got you interrupted her whatever she was doing. Oh my god,
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: my God, I can't believe this phone's ringing up.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I don't help.
- 1:01:39Speaker 27: He bought my car back.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: So yeah, her baby is in the backseat of the car.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: They just got stolen, ma'am, ma'am my kid.
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: Anyway, well, I mean.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: Yeah, we we're trying to do a fun thing with
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: this fly to Dubai deal because Menace has been wanting
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: to do it for so long. But the original plan
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: it was just supposed to be Menace. Then I said,
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: you know, man, I'll go with you, right, We'll make
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: it into a whole thing because I just wanted to
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: see the plane. And then I'm like, you know what, dude,
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: that'd be even cooler. It's gonna I'm sure. We've been
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: talking about this for so long. Let's get a listener involved.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: Now we can do one because the tickets are super expensive,
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: and by the way, I think because of the availability
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: and when we were able to do it, I think
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: it's closer to thirty thousand dollars per ticket now, which
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: is insane per ticket per first class round trip. And
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: it's going to be done in the matter of like
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: you know, two days, yep, you know. But we're just
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: trying to do a fun thing, and of course people
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: that money would have been better spent X Y Z,
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: and that's that's always how it goes. And so for
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: those people or the people who would bitch about the taxes,
- 1:02:52Speaker 3: I mean, you know, what do you want from us?
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: We didn't have to invite anybody at all. And it's
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: a thirty think of it, like how you go? But
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: it was free shipping. What a deal? Yeah, like, yeah,
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: you know, I got to pay the taxes, but like,
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: I don't pay thirty thousand dollars for an experience that
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: would otherwise cost me thirty thousand dollars.
- 1:03:12Speaker 6: It's like a groupon right everything.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so we, uh, we interviewed the five semifinals.
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: The one that we couldn't get a hold of it
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: was Erica.
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: We called her multiple times. Yeah, we called her a
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: couple different times. She never picked up and so anyway,
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: but we liked what she had to say and she
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: was in the running with Leonard, who's the guyecologist, Richard
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: who's the aerospace engineer, Candace who we talked about, she's
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: the one that's the mobile notary yeh, and then Gilbert Fernandez,
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: he's another guy who works in aviation. Yeah, I've been
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: doing that for the past ten years. And so then
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: your votes were closed out. And so now we know
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: the two finalists, and then Medice and I will we'll
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: get together, will pow out and we'll make the decision
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: on who gets to go between Queen Richard who's the
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: aerospace engineer Richard Lawson or Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. Congratulations fellas,
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: and that a hustle and got those votes. The h
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: the listeners narrowed it down to you. We narrowed of
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: all the people that applied, We narrowed it. We narrowed
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: it down to the five. Yeah, a lot of reading.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: We got you guys involved. You now have narrowed it
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: down to two. And it's medicine and my sole discretion?
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Is it medicine? I or I and me? And me
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: and menace?
- 1:04:32Speaker 6: Medicine my menace and my That sounds wrong because if
- 1:04:36Speaker 6: you take out of it, it's my sole discretion. So
- 1:04:38Speaker 6: that's how you know.
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: But doesn't that sound wrong? Us menace in my and I.
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: It's menace and my sole discretion because we're the ones
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: that gotta be on a plane for thirty two hours
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: with you in the course of two days so congratulations
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: to Richard Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. We will announce the
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: grand prize winner tomorrow morning here on The Woody Show. Awesome.
- 1:04:58Speaker 9: I need to get their social media links. I can
- 1:04:59Speaker 9: tell if they're annoying or not.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: You know what, we get to take all things into
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: consideration if you want to, if you want to check
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: it out. They do that for jobs.
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: They look at people on social media.
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: All right, we'll get to your break. We'll talk to rich
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: on Tech next.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: Hang on, Dopey, Joe, dear Lady Bash.
- 1:05:25Speaker 11: Thank you.
- 1:05:26Speaker 19: This is.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: A welcome Mac and please welcome to the show.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: I think we have them all dialed in here. Richdimuro,
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: everybody report, thanks for having me. You're welcome. Rich on
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Tech Nancy what he showed Tech Reporter as well. You
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: can subscribe to his free newsletter rich on Tech dot tv.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: He hosts the rich on Tech radio show, heard on
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: radio stations across the country, and you can find them
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: online at rich on Tech as I do, and rich
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: is always here to help us with consumer tech.
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: Yeah, the good stuff.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: So this isn't like tech news for the people who
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: are already like super deep into the tech stuff. This
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: is just for like the average person, like you know,
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: everybody from Greg to myself or Sebaz like kind of
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: everywhere in between. And one of the things I saw,
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: Rich when you went to New York, you got to
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: see this GM eyes off Driving thing that escalate, which
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: I was talking about after I saw that you had
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: posted on your Instagram this thing looks super cool. Yeah,
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: it is really cool.
- 1:06:29Speaker 23: And so GM basically laid out their vision for their
- 1:06:32Speaker 23: future of cars and that involves autonomous driving. They're calling
- 1:06:36Speaker 23: it eyes Off Driving and it's going to premiere on
- 1:06:40Speaker 23: the twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade IQ. It's been trained
- 1:06:44Speaker 23: on a whole bunch of drivers using their Supercrus. Supercrus
- 1:06:48Speaker 23: has already built into a lot of GM cars, but
- 1:06:50Speaker 23: with that you have to keep your eyes on the road.
- 1:06:53Speaker 23: This new system will let you take your eyes off
- 1:06:55Speaker 23: the road. So the example they showed no joke, this
- 1:06:58Speaker 23: twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade had white Lotus playing on
- 1:07:03Speaker 23: the dashboard, because that would be the reality once you get.
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: On the menste to get the way, being able to
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: get in the car and like take a nap, wake up,
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: and then you're there.
- 1:07:13Speaker 23: That's the dream and that's coming now this you know,
- 1:07:15Speaker 23: there's five levels of autonomous driving. This is level three. Uh,
- 1:07:19Speaker 23: you're probably talking more level four or five. Five is
- 1:07:23Speaker 23: when there's no steering wheel at all in the car,
- 1:07:25Speaker 23: which if you go to Vegas by the way, you
- 1:07:27Speaker 23: can try that out. They've got Zookes, which is Amazon's
- 1:07:30Speaker 23: self driving car that is already operating you know, limited
- 1:07:33Speaker 23: runs things like.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: That, but you can try it out.
- 1:07:36Speaker 23: But all this stuff is going to take some getting
- 1:07:38Speaker 23: used to because this is your own car versus something
- 1:07:41Speaker 23: like away moo. And GM says they're using cameras, radar,
- 1:07:45Speaker 23: and lidar to make this work, as opposed to someone
- 1:07:48Speaker 23: like Tesla that's just using cameras. And the other thing
- 1:07:52Speaker 23: I thought was interesting is these turquoise lights. So a
- 1:07:54Speaker 23: lot of these automakers, you know, you have to understand,
- 1:07:57Speaker 23: like if you're a regular driver, a human driver, wait,
- 1:08:00Speaker 23: what's that car doing in front of me?
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: Why are those lights on? If you see these?
- 1:08:03Speaker 23: Uh, I think turquoise is what GM is using, and
- 1:08:06Speaker 23: I think that Mercedes is using that as well, or
- 1:08:09Speaker 23: some sort of blue light like that that lets you
- 1:08:11Speaker 23: know the car is in autonomous mode.
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: So if you're driving along you'd be like, oh, that
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: person's not even driving. The car is driving itself. Sweet
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: because you were you were saying like, oh, Tesla already
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: has autopilots.
- 1:08:23Speaker 7: This made a lot of news. But all you have
- 1:08:26Speaker 7: to do is if you can trick your Tesla into
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: not knowing that you're not looking right there?
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: Easy, Yeah, I say, but that's a lot of the
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: cars are they have, like you, that little camera that's
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: on the datch just looking at your eyes or well,
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: I've seen people hang things from the steering wheel, you know,
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: to make it. It makes the steering wheel like sense
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: that maybe somebody's holding onto the steering Whe'm paying attention now,
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Seabas you.
- 1:08:48Speaker 9: Know, I'm a Tesla homer as well, But there is
- 1:08:52Speaker 9: a big difference with this whole light ar thing versus
- 1:08:54Speaker 9: what Tesla's doing with.
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: Yeah, I've written in, I've written in I've used myself
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: driving in my Tesla, and I've also seen the heads
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: up or the display they show you in the ways
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: and the way mos are sort of next level.
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: But that being so test to do it.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: Let's talk about well, let's put it this way.
- 1:09:09Speaker 23: Number one, you trick your Tesla into hanging something off
- 1:09:11Speaker 23: the string wheel.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: It's gonna trick you right into death. As something you know,
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: Believe me.
- 1:09:17Speaker 23: I love the self driving on the Tesla. I think
- 1:09:19Speaker 23: it's absolutely incredible, but it is not autonomous driving.
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: It still makes a lot of mistakes.
- 1:09:24Speaker 23: It does chi do you have to be careful, But yes,
- 1:09:28Speaker 23: I do think it's come a long way. I've used
- 1:09:30Speaker 23: it now for five plus years, and I will tell
- 1:09:33Speaker 23: you the amount of strides it's made in those five
- 1:09:36Speaker 23: years is absolutely mind boggling, and it just keeps getting better.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: But this with the you know, GM is saying, since they.
- 1:09:43Speaker 23: Are using lidar and radar, they can see up to
- 1:09:45Speaker 23: four football fields ahead. They can see through rain, they
- 1:09:48Speaker 23: can see through fog, they can detect things that the
- 1:09:51Speaker 23: cameras can't and the human eye can't.
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: So look, we're at a war for.
- 1:09:55Speaker 23: Who could do this the best, but also the cheapest
- 1:09:58Speaker 23: and fastest.
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: So this thing might stop at school buses they're letting
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: kids off the boss. I've seen those videos too.
- 1:10:05Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: Also, we're talking cyber tructs here. We're talking with rich
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: on Tech, rich DeMuro. You can find them on social
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: media at rich on Tech. Now, this is not a
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: gadget as much as it is like a piece of software.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: But you were saying that you went on to open
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: Table and they have a new rewards program that you
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: wanted to tell people about because you were talking about
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: like how cool it is and how many things that
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: you get, like all these little benefits. Yeah. I just
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: thought there was a couple cool things about this.
- 1:10:27Speaker 23: So obviously, if you're making reservations for restaurants, you're always
- 1:10:31Speaker 23: on open Table, like I am. My wife loves open Table,
- 1:10:34Speaker 23: and they've got this new loyalty program called open Table Regulars.
- 1:10:38Speaker 23: If you've used open Table in the past, they've given
- 1:10:40Speaker 23: you like rewards like points if you make a reservation.
- 1:10:43Speaker 23: I don't even understand what that was for.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean?
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:10:46Speaker 23: I have no idea, But now the points actually do
- 1:10:48Speaker 23: add up. You can get like Amazon gift cards.
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: And things like that.
- 1:10:51Speaker 27: Oh.
- 1:10:52Speaker 23: But the thing I thought was cool is that if
- 1:10:55Speaker 23: you make six reservations in a year, you get this
- 1:10:57Speaker 23: new Gold status, which, by the way, I already had
- 1:10:59Speaker 23: all to do is press except and this is the
- 1:11:02Speaker 23: best part. Gold members get priority Notify Me, which means,
- 1:11:06Speaker 23: if you're looking to snag a reservation at a restaurant
- 1:11:09Speaker 23: and you set that alert, this will now alert the
- 1:11:12Speaker 23: gold members first before regulars.
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: So if a reservation opens up at one of those restaurants,
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: like you notificate good as a gold.
- 1:11:22Speaker 6: And I'm looking for it right now. Apparently I have
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: zero points, which is very sad because I definitely use
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: Open Table. And then one will give you six months
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: of Uber for free.
- 1:11:30Speaker 23: Yeah, so if you have that Gold status, which I
- 1:11:32Speaker 23: which I had, I also got six months of Uber one,
- 1:11:35Speaker 23: but I already have Uber one, so I said, sorry, you're.
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: Not eligible, but if you do it, I guess you know.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: That's That's that.
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: What else do we need to know about this week?
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: Rich on Tech?
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: Let's see. Okay, so if you use Google, which a
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: lot of us do.
- 1:11:48Speaker 23: I always get questions on the radio show about people
- 1:11:50Speaker 23: getting locked out of their accounts, And this happens because
- 1:11:54Speaker 23: you no longer have access to your recovery email, your
- 1:11:57Speaker 23: phone number, you switch phone lines, whatever, and next thing
- 1:12:00Speaker 23: you know, you can't access your Gmail, your contacts, your.
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: Photos, and so you've got to have a backup plan.
- 1:12:06Speaker 23: When you first set up these accounts, they give you
- 1:12:09Speaker 23: like these recovery codes that nobody ever keeps you just
- 1:12:11Speaker 23: you know, says, hey, make sure you screenshot this and
- 1:12:13Speaker 23: you throw it away immediately.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: I've been getting a lot of things on websites right
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: now asking for me to set up a pass key. Yes, same, no,
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: which will use your facial ID, It'll use like face
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: ID thing, or you can set up something different. You
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: can have like an authenticat or things like that. But
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: you know, I've noticed that seems to be.
- 1:12:29Speaker 23: In the last but three weeks, they're really pushing the
- 1:12:31Speaker 23: pass keys set them up. The only thing that's a
- 1:12:33Speaker 23: little confusing about the passkeys is that you can have
- 1:12:36Speaker 23: a different pass key on your phone, on your computer,
- 1:12:40Speaker 23: on your tablet, all for the same website and all
- 1:12:42Speaker 23: using different methods, so you could So it's a little
- 1:12:45Speaker 23: bit confusing because the past keys are just it's not
- 1:12:48Speaker 23: like totally standardized just yet. But if you set it
- 1:12:51Speaker 23: up and you use a password manager or you use them,
- 1:12:53Speaker 23: it works great. Just know that it's still a little
- 1:12:56Speaker 23: confusing even to someone like me who delves to this
- 1:12:58Speaker 23: stuff every day. Google is rolling out this thing called
- 1:13:01Speaker 23: recovery contacts. Basically, if you just tell them a friend
- 1:13:05Speaker 23: or family member that you trust, if you ever get
- 1:13:09Speaker 23: locked out of your account. They can send a one
- 1:13:11Speaker 23: time code to that friend or family member that can
- 1:13:14Speaker 23: help you get back into your account. So it's just
- 1:13:17Speaker 23: kind of a nice helpful way of making sure that
- 1:13:19Speaker 23: you never lose access to your Google account. You can
- 1:13:22Speaker 23: go to g dot co Slash Recovery contacts to set
- 1:13:25Speaker 23: it up.
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: I bet you a bunch of your pissed off ex girlfriends,
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: boyfriends and stuff, because you're gonna be You'll be the
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: trusted person they when they when they sign up for
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: it or whatever forget.
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'll forget.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: And then the person who won't forget is the pissed
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: off X or someone who's just out to screw you
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: and then'll delete your account.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:41Speaker 23: Yeah, Just to be clear, they do not have access
- 1:13:43Speaker 23: to your account. That would be super dangerous here. But yes,
- 1:13:47Speaker 23: they can help you get back in. But that would
- 1:13:48Speaker 23: be really that would be see that could be like
- 1:13:50Speaker 23: a TV show where the X is like, oh, I
- 1:13:53Speaker 23: could help you get back into your account.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: You delete all the pictures of your new girlfriend.
- 1:13:58Speaker 21: You know.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: Now, if you're paranoid about things like facial recognition or
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: people getting into your accounts or whatever, these new anti
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: facial recognition glasses. This is perfect for the criminal, I
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: would assume, right, Rich, Yeah, if you're trying to keep
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: a low profile. I don't know about you, guys, but
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: I look at like every bit of technology everywhere I go.
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: So I've been at like concerts, stadiums, You're on grocery store.
- 1:14:21Speaker 5: You're on record everywhere. Yeah.
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm not kidding.
- 1:14:24Speaker 23: If you look at these little signs they have placed,
- 1:14:26Speaker 23: it says things like we use facial recognition, we use
- 1:14:30Speaker 23: bluetooth beacons, like they have all of it listed out there.
- 1:14:33Speaker 23: Like the ways that places are tracking us is pretty
- 1:14:37Speaker 23: wild and you just don't even realize that. Yeah, there
- 1:14:39Speaker 23: are cameras scanning your face, so they know when you
- 1:14:42Speaker 23: come into that grocery store, they.
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: Know when you leave there, you go Greg.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: Yeah, so even if you try to like sneak in,
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: Greg go this paranoid that the employees will notice that
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: he's there every day they already.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:57Speaker 9: But I mean I don't know, Rich, because look at
- 1:15:00Speaker 9: the end of a dome where the Clippers play, everything's
- 1:15:02Speaker 9: facial recognition. You just walk right in. Everything is paid
- 1:15:06Speaker 9: for through facial recognition. I on night one it didn't,
- 1:15:10Speaker 9: but I've gone there multiple times and had zero issues
- 1:15:12Speaker 9: and said somebody was.
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: There like a couple of weeks ago.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: They they were there, heard her girlfriend and they got drinks,
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: like they went to a show and they got drinks
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: all night.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: Never got charged.
- 1:15:21Speaker 6: Sounds like it works, yeah, but never got charged.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:15:27Speaker 9: Do we call them and let him like no, but
- 1:15:30Speaker 9: it was but it's like, I don't know, it's pretty seamless,
- 1:15:34Speaker 9: so it's like you give and take.
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: I don't want this, you know, big brother thing. But
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: also it's pretty convenient.
- 1:15:40Speaker 5: But how does it work?
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: Is it just like uh, like one of these masks
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: were like connected to a set of sunglasses and you
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: put them on and hide your face.
- 1:15:48Speaker 23: So the lenses are treated with a special material that
- 1:15:53Speaker 23: reflects infrared light. So if you put these glasses on
- 1:15:56Speaker 23: and basically Zenny op it's called Zenny I d guards En.
- 1:16:00Speaker 23: He sells a whole bunch of glasses online. It's like
- 1:16:02Speaker 23: one of these online shops, but you can get them
- 1:16:04Speaker 23: treated with this new ID guard. So whatever glasses you get,
- 1:16:07Speaker 23: whether it's sunglasses, your prescription glasses, you get this. You
- 1:16:11Speaker 23: add this on and now when you go to use
- 1:16:14Speaker 23: your this is the annoying part. Face ID will not work,
- 1:16:18Speaker 23: Windows Hello will not work, Yeah, because these rely on infrared.
- 1:16:22Speaker 23: But the idea is that any of these cameras around
- 1:16:24Speaker 23: you that are scanning for your face number one, that's
- 1:16:27Speaker 23: going to block that. Number two, your eyes are actually
- 1:16:30Speaker 23: blocked out because these lenses reflect complete blackness to the
- 1:16:34Speaker 23: infrared cameras, So if they try to snap a picture
- 1:16:37Speaker 23: of you, they can't get your eyes, which I guess
- 1:16:39Speaker 23: shields the biometrics. So kind of a neat way to
- 1:16:43Speaker 23: control your biometric data from being taken and used and
- 1:16:47Speaker 23: abused by all those places.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Okay, so my wife and I anything with our name
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: address that comes in the mail, we tear that part
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: off and we shred everything. And yet your information, I mean,
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: no matter what you do, like so much information, Like
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: I kind of feel like you do something like this.
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: You're kidding yourself. This is just basically for your own
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: peace of mind. Yeah, that makes yourself feel better. It's
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: like a placebo.
- 1:17:09Speaker 9: Yeah, when you trying to buy something at the Hallmark store,
- 1:17:11Speaker 9: they ask you for your email, your phone number and everything.
- 1:17:14Speaker 5: Yeah, like everything's out there.
- 1:17:15Speaker 9: And I always say no, oh, I know, because I mean,
- 1:17:17Speaker 9: do you trust him secuit?
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: No, I agree.
- 1:17:19Speaker 23: I I always try to say no to like. It's
- 1:17:22Speaker 23: funny because we get caught up in it too. Like
- 1:17:24Speaker 23: you're in a transaction like okay, and I just need
- 1:17:26Speaker 23: your date of birth, your phone number, your email. I'm like, wait,
- 1:17:29Speaker 23: what to buy? I was buying something the other day.
- 1:17:30Speaker 23: I can't remember what it was, but they asked for
- 1:17:32Speaker 23: so much information. I was like, wait, do you really
- 1:17:34Speaker 23: need all of this for me to buy this?
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: I I forget where I was, and it was they
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: would not go on with the transaction unless I gave
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: them a phone number, and I go, no, it's a
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: kind of one.
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: No, it's not for any kind of marketing brod.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: It's just I'm like, no, I'm not well, I can't.
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: I can't ring this off.
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: I said, you can't sell me this item without me
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: giving you an I said fine, and I gave them
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: the old the TV number where I'm like six o
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: nine five five five one two one two, and they
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: put it in there.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: What do you know?
- 1:18:02Speaker 5: I checked out. Okay, it's just so dumb, miracle.
- 1:18:05Speaker 23: Yeah, so they've got two tips on that. First off,
- 1:18:08Speaker 23: eight six seven five three oh nine works for almost
- 1:18:10Speaker 23: any America. Yeah, that's Jenny, I'm not kidding. I've used
- 1:18:15Speaker 23: it so many times. It cracks me and my kids
- 1:18:18Speaker 23: up every single time we go to a store and
- 1:18:20Speaker 23: we don't want to sign up for the thing.
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: We just use that for traveling. Ye number two.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:18:25Speaker 23: They will take whatever number you give, whatever piece of
- 1:18:28Speaker 23: information you give them, whether it's your email address, whether
- 1:18:31Speaker 23: it's your phone number, they will then take that and
- 1:18:34Speaker 23: put it into a database that then fills in all
- 1:18:36Speaker 23: the other information about you.
- 1:18:38Speaker 5: So even if you give them one little piece of.
- 1:18:40Speaker 23: Information, they still it's called layering, where those just take
- 1:18:44Speaker 23: other database use if you're filling the layered on top,
- 1:18:47Speaker 23: it is oh my god, exactly, and it's truly like
- 1:18:50Speaker 23: let's say you're a grocery store. They'll take your phone
- 1:18:53Speaker 23: number and your email and then the'll layer on all
- 1:18:55Speaker 23: the things you purchase. Over time, they'll layer that into
- 1:18:57Speaker 23: the commercials you've seen on TV. Or listen to It's
- 1:19:00Speaker 23: really wild, just how deep this goes.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: Or talking to rich on Tech rich DeMuro and you
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: can check out his nationally syndicated Rich on Tech radio show.
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: You can also find the podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: You could subscribe to his free newsletter rich on tech
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: dot tv is where you go for that rich what's
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: your gadget of the week.
- 1:19:21Speaker 23: So I can't necessarily call this a gadget because there's
- 1:19:25Speaker 23: no batteries or microprocessor involved. But I have to share
- 1:19:28Speaker 23: it because it is a game changer if you ever
- 1:19:32Speaker 23: want to sleep on a plane. It's called the Turtle
- 1:19:35Speaker 23: Travel pillow. And I bought this from my trip to
- 1:19:38Speaker 23: Japan daily without the vowels, okay, so tr TRTL.
- 1:19:44Speaker 6: I wondered about this thing.
- 1:19:46Speaker 23: I do not use one of those U shaped pillows.
- 1:19:49Speaker 23: I've traveled for twenty five years. I've never used a
- 1:19:51Speaker 23: pillow on the plane because they do not work.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: This.
- 1:19:53Speaker 23: I am not kidding. I have never slept better on
- 1:19:56Speaker 23: a plane, both to Japan and back. Really, I thought
- 1:19:58Speaker 23: it became a joke because I didn't even think I
- 1:20:01Speaker 23: could fall asleep twice on the same flight. I did, Like,
- 1:20:04Speaker 23: I got up, I ate, and then I fell asleep again.
- 1:20:06Speaker 23: I was like, this thing is absolutely wild.
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: So Menace and I are doing an extreme weekend trip
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: to Dubai. So we're leaving on a Friday afternoon at
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: four o'clock. We're gonna fly the sixteen hours. We're gonna
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: land in Dubai. We're gonna be there for eight to
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: ten hours foret how much it is, and then we're
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: gonna fly right back sixteen hours, will land around two
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: pm on Sunday. We have to get to these pillows
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: menas absolutely yeah.
- 1:20:30Speaker 23: So it takes a little bit to figure out how
- 1:20:32Speaker 23: to put it on, but it's almost like a neck brace.
- 1:20:34Speaker 23: So that's the beauty of it is that you can
- 1:20:37Speaker 23: lean on this thing like in a way that you
- 1:20:40Speaker 23: can't with a regular pillow, and it just helps you sleep.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: It's so amazing.
- 1:20:44Speaker 23: You have to wrap it around your neck, so you
- 1:20:46Speaker 23: do have to watch the YouTube video to figure out
- 1:20:47Speaker 23: how to do it. But it is fifty dollars, so
- 1:20:50Speaker 23: it's more expensive than like your typical twenty dollars pillow
- 1:20:53Speaker 23: you might find at the airport.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: But I'm not kidding.
- 1:20:55Speaker 23: I had this thing in the back of my car
- 1:20:57Speaker 23: because I still had it in my trunk after my
- 1:20:59Speaker 23: trip and I was picking up my kids from school
- 1:21:01Speaker 23: and I had like a half an hour in between
- 1:21:03Speaker 23: the kid and I just was like, I wonder if
- 1:21:05Speaker 23: I could take a nap here.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: I fell asleep so fast in my car. I was
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: so embarrassed because I'm like, oh my god, now I'm
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: using that that's all the car. Yeah, what does his
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: world come to?
- 1:21:14Speaker 5: Yeah, so t R t L Turtle pillow. We'll we'll
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: definitely check that out.
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: Well, there he is, lady gentlemen, rich on tech out
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: here check him out on social media at rich on
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: tech bud. He always had a great conversation. Thank you,
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: and we'll talk to you next time. All right, have
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: a fun trip to Dubai. Ain't nothing but a jeit
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: bang bab eight, nothing but a sports dag with the
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: g Jeff Garcie un shot up.
- 1:21:44Speaker 10: Thanks you.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: Hey, good morning Jeff g. Good morning Woody Show.
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: Well, last night sucked again.
- 1:21:49Speaker 16: You kind of knew it was going to be a
- 1:21:50Speaker 16: bad night when Blake's now gave up two home runs
- 1:21:53Speaker 16: on his first three pitches. Dodgers lost six one to
- 1:21:55Speaker 16: the Blue Jays. Blue Jays take a three two lead
- 1:21:58Speaker 16: in the World Series. You know, Dave Roberts shook up
- 1:22:00Speaker 16: the lineup, but it didn't help at all. Dodgers' bats
- 1:22:03Speaker 16: were quiet again, but you got to give credits some
- 1:22:05Speaker 16: Blue Jay's rookie pitcher Trey Savage twelve strikeouts, last night.
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: Here is Freddy Freeman.
- 1:22:10Speaker 3: They just played a better game than us tonight.
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: Balls and thirds they are on guys, this core position,
- 1:22:15Speaker 5: they're getting them in.
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: Just you know, they just pitched really good too, So
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: they just help played us today.
- 1:22:19Speaker 16: Dodgers one through four hitters only had one hit last night.
- 1:22:22Speaker 16: Here's Mookie Betts taking some responsibility.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: I've just been terrible. I've been terrible, and there's no uh.
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: I wish it was from that good effort.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: I really do, but it's not.
- 1:22:31Speaker 27: So Yeah, I don't have any answers.
- 1:22:33Speaker 16: So the Dodgers hopes of a repeat rest on Yoshinobu Yamamoto,
- 1:22:37Speaker 16: who will start tomorrow night's game in Toronto. Good news,
- 1:22:40Speaker 16: Dodger fans. Yamamoto has pitched two straight complete games. He
- 1:22:44Speaker 16: has been our stopper man. If the Dodgers can eliminate
- 1:22:46Speaker 16: stupid mistakes and get some hits, we'll force the game
- 1:22:49Speaker 16: seven man.
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: Now, let's get on to some good news.
- 1:22:52Speaker 16: Austin Reeves stayed hot last night.
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: Reeksplix the defense the floater in the pants, Thanks God
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: that the fuzzer as does again.
- 1:23:01Speaker 16: Dude has been amazing with Luca and Lebron out ar
- 1:23:04Speaker 16: had twenty eight points. The Rabia had twenty seven points.
- 1:23:07Speaker 16: Lakers beat the Tea Wolves one sixteen to one fifteen.
- 1:23:10Speaker 16: Lakers and Grizzlies tomorrow NFL. Tonight, we got Ravens and
- 1:23:13Speaker 16: Dolphins hockey at Crypto dot Com Arena.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: It's Red Wings and Kings and.
- 1:23:17Speaker 16: Last but not least, Happy birthday, Wouldie hope you have
- 1:23:20Speaker 16: a great day.
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports babe.
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: Jimmy, he doesn't know the rule. My cans are around
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: my Do you feel each individual pump pump.
- 1:23:37Speaker 5: Snacking on a Ritz Cracker.
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: It's a ritz fudge covered limited edition crack broke them up?
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: Oh, I literally just had it one.
- 1:23:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I went too.
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: Yeah I thought you just had one.
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: No, I went for.
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: So yeah. I'll explain that.
- 1:23:57Speaker 5: It's like these are like a limited word.
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: You get him at Target.
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: They look good, So I know people used to make these.
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: They get the Ritz Crackers, they melt chocolate, they put
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: a few drops of mint in there, and you start
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: up and then you dip the crackers into the chocolate
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: and you can make your own. Because the consistency and
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: everything is a thin man like girl scout cookie thin mint.
- 1:24:18Speaker 6: These are so trashy, but they're so good.
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: I wish there was a semi sweet chocolate ins instead
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: of a milk chocolate. Yeah, that's good, like the little
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: hint of salt buttery. I do like the ritz Cracker though,
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: ritz Cracker covered. I would like a little more fudge though, yeah,
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: a little more fudgy flavor. The mint thing you're talking about,
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: I love that, well, the thin mints. I mean it
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: tastes just like a thin mint because you get that same,
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: that same consistency. It's so good, so good. Another one, No,
- 1:24:47Speaker 3: Greg's mean such a whale an menaces, birthday month glory.
- 1:24:55Speaker 3: It was so I thought that you broke into them
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: because Gina said she had a headache. Of course, I've
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: got like pocket drugs, he does. I always have, like, uh, advil.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: I usually carry advil and emodium.
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: Just they were body temperature whatever. They're nice and warm.
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: You're welcome, I appreciate, Okay, then we go, Sorry for
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: thinking about very nice. Came over to gave her a
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: couple of these advil. Anyway, I forgot about this. She's
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: like a child, Greg, like she can't and she's like
- 1:25:27Speaker 3: a dog. When it comes to true, she can't. She
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: can't swallow pills without like if she said she prefers
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: tablets to capsules, because the tablets you can cut them in.
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: Half, and you can't just swallow them like a like
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: a some sort of animal.
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: Well with water or some kind of drink like you
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: put in you put, I can yeah, and the pinch
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: I can do that. Yeah, you just kind of swish around.
- 1:25:51Speaker 6: Everybody knows the proper way to take a pill is
- 1:25:54Speaker 6: to eat some food and pretend like you're not going
- 1:25:56Speaker 6: to take a pill, and right before you swallow, throw
- 1:25:58Speaker 6: it in really fast.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: And tricky with dogs, yeah, peanut butter or exactly so.
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: Greg and I are hardcore judging. It's so weird to me.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: Not being able to do that is right up there
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: with adults who can't swim. There's certain things, or like
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: if you're an adult, you don't know how to ride
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: a bike.
- 1:26:14Speaker 6: Sorry, I have a gag reflex.
- 1:26:16Speaker 32: Since when you've told us about your husband, you just
- 1:26:20Speaker 32: talked about like, yeah, different context, and sheer in to
- 1:26:23Speaker 32: the base, right, I believe that, but a hill, a
- 1:26:27Speaker 32: little tiny.
- 1:26:27Speaker 6: Advil, I can't do it. One time, I actually swallowed
- 1:26:30Speaker 6: in an ice cube and I thought I was gonna
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: die and those melt on the way down.
- 1:26:33Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, what what is it?
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: I don't know I have. It's just a weird it's
- 1:26:39Speaker 6: a hang up. I know people my mom and friends
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: who can take a handful of.
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: Pills and gulp, and that's that they're called.
- 1:26:46Speaker 6: That's insane. I wish I could do it.
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: There's no way you'd swallow food. Yeah you can't.
- 1:26:52Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't.
- 1:26:53Speaker 6: I've tried it, and it always like I always end
- 1:26:56Speaker 6: up spitting it into the kitchen thing. It feels like
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: a mental thing to one hundred percent one hundred. Now
- 1:27:01Speaker 6: I can take a cholesterol pill because those are tiny.
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: I'll give you hold on, I'll give you another advil.
- 1:27:06Speaker 3: Let's see you with the water bottle.
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: Let's see it now.
- 1:27:09Speaker 6: There's first of all, I'm gonna take three advil, the
- 1:27:13Speaker 6: one that you gave me.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: Yes, you could take three of those. Just no, they're
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: not look tiny, that is.
- 1:27:19Speaker 6: You guys, just be size of Okay, Yeah, there's soft
- 1:27:25Speaker 6: I'm gonna puke.
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: You won't try it?
- 1:27:28Speaker 5: Want we want to see?
- 1:27:29Speaker 6: Okay, I mean I'm gonna.
- 1:27:30Speaker 14: Puke with you.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: You can do the cheerleaders. You can do this, all right,
- 1:27:34Speaker 3: So what now? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
- 1:27:36Speaker 6: How are you supposed to do it?
- 1:27:38Speaker 3: Put it down towards the back of your tongue, not
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: way down there, so it's falling down your throat, like
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: right behind your body, front teeth. Hold no, hold on,
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: hold now, before you and when you take a sip,
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: have the liquid in your mouth and then swallow the
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: whole cod with what you do with the food. But
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: it's all the same time. Do you put the liquid
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: in first or second second, because the liqu will fall out,
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: or you just put it in your mouth.
- 1:27:59Speaker 6: And that's insane.
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: Once the water's in, if you fill your mouth up
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: enough to make sure that the pill is not on
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: your tongue and floating in there, then you swallow like
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: you want anything else. Try it, You got it? Try it.
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: Being a baby, I know myself, reg and I can't
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: believe you're not four years old. Of the we're changing
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: life right now. Go ahead, put in your mouth.
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: Yeah, towards the back of your tongue.
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: You're lis to the front.
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: You told me to.
- 1:28:25Speaker 3: Put in your mo Okay, there we go. No, take
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: a big sip of.
- 1:28:28Speaker 5: Water, Yeah, big sip of water.
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: Lots of water, a lot of water. Take a big
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: like a big sip. Okay, now is it floating? It's
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: off your tongue. Now just swallow? M hm, just swallow.
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: What do you mean you did the right thing?
- 1:28:43Speaker 5: How would you swallow if you just took a simple water?
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: You just swallow it, right, just swallow it.
- 1:28:47Speaker 14: What do you mean you can't?
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: Yes, you can. You know what you're saying. You can
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: geh till you're back.
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: Yeah, just swallow, swallow. It's water, it's just water. It's
- 1:28:59Speaker 5: a simple water.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: In her face, she's having a seizure.
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: I can't.
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: I don't understand.
- 1:29:07Speaker 9: I don't understand one of those radio shows where we're
- 1:29:10Speaker 9: faking something.
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: That's why I wanted to see it.
- 1:29:14Speaker 6: Because my tongue locks up like in the back. I
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: can't do it. I can't do it.
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: Yeah, you tuck your chin into your chest.
- 1:29:21Speaker 6: When everyone's giving me opposite advice. Greg says, put it
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: behind my teeth. You say, put it back my tongue.
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: Sammy says, put your head back. They're saying put your
- 1:29:28Speaker 6: head forward. Which one is it?
- 1:29:31Speaker 5: I just think you stop being a little bitch about it.
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: I can't do that.
- 1:29:34Speaker 18: You do it?
- 1:29:35Speaker 3: What you did? You put the pill here, I got
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: my imaginary pill.
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: You put it in your mouth, an imagine, and then
- 1:29:41Speaker 6: you just like you're taking a simple water. Here's the thing, though,
- 1:29:44Speaker 6: I can't take shots. I've never taken a shot.
- 1:29:47Speaker 8: Really, yes, I think it's the same, like I can't.
- 1:29:49Speaker 5: I know people like that, you know they can't.
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not opening your throat shots.
- 1:29:57Speaker 6: I can't. I can't throw it back.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: Okay, Well, sorry.
- 1:30:01Speaker 6: To disappoint all of you.
- 1:30:02Speaker 5: I know we were working with a legal child.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: I had more fun talking about how fat Gregory is.
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: I did not.
- 1:30:12Speaker 5: You know, it's just hard to believe that the grownd
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: adult can't do something like that.
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: This is not a giant big I understand, like some
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: of those medications that you get like a you get
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: like a like an antibiotic sometimes and those things are massive, right,
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: you know, But.
- 1:30:27Speaker 5: A little tiny, little tiny advil that wasn't it was that.
- 1:30:32Speaker 15: Was Getting a flu shot is vastly different than getting
- 1:30:35Speaker 15: the gonea shot.
- 1:30:36Speaker 5: Like to direct.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a sledgehammer, right, greg sledgehammer to the
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: butchy and he knows that from personal experience.
- 1:30:42Speaker 6: I'd happily take a shot like an injection. Over all, we.
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: Got that more show coming up for you next eight seven,
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: seven forty four. What he's the phone number you can
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: hit us up of the text over to.
- 1:30:53Speaker 21: Two to nine eight seven, right back, no Woody show
- 1:31:02Speaker 21: text in two seven.
- 1:31:09Speaker 3: And we're gonna go right into it Sea Mass And
- 1:31:13Speaker 3: this week in audio, ladies and guys, how pumped were
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: you for the variety Power of Women events? I loved it.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: I miss this well.
- 1:31:23Speaker 7: As a feminist, I of course was all over this.
- 1:31:25Speaker 7: Now a lot of people are talking about Sidney Sweeney's dress,
- 1:31:28Speaker 7: which was a silver chain mail, a completely see through
- 1:31:32Speaker 7: like it look good though, I, oh it sure did.
- 1:31:37Speaker 3: Uh? But you know so, I'm here.
- 1:31:38Speaker 7: I'm here to try to listen to the speeches trying
- 1:31:40Speaker 7: to get learn about with the power of women. Everyone
- 1:31:42Speaker 7: is like, check out Sidney Sweeney's boobs. Look there they are. Yeah,
- 1:31:46Speaker 7: And this is a little bit from her speech to
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: get you guys back on the right track.
- 1:31:49Speaker 25: I know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
- 1:31:54Speaker 25: one of us has our own fight.
- 1:31:56Speaker 30: Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
- 1:31:59Speaker 30: up my massive, luscious cans and you can see them
- 1:32:06Speaker 30: through my dress.
- 1:32:07Speaker 6: Pretty awesome, right, Okay, you're supposed to be the youth here.
- 1:32:14Speaker 3: That's amazing, refreshing. Yeah, very honest.
- 1:32:23Speaker 7: She knows what she's doing, right, what was the American American?
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: I mean, look at the picture. I don't care if
- 1:32:29Speaker 3: you I care if you're driving for my ability sakes.
- 1:32:32Speaker 3: And they say it's not used for good, But that
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: was for good. Look at that dress, beautiful dress.
- 1:32:38Speaker 25: You know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
- 1:32:42Speaker 25: one of us has our own fight.
- 1:32:44Speaker 30: Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
- 1:32:47Speaker 30: up my massive luscious cans. I mean you can see
- 1:32:53Speaker 30: them through my dress.
- 1:32:55Speaker 6: Pretty awesome.
- 1:32:57Speaker 3: High fives.
- 1:33:00Speaker 8: Actually said that kind of cool, kind of cool.
- 1:33:04Speaker 3: She actually does stuff like that, so it was kind
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: of believable. That awesome.
- 1:33:09Speaker 5: This weekend audio, all right.
- 1:33:10Speaker 7: So this has been going around for a while. This
- 1:33:12Speaker 7: is the audio from a bunch of guys who were
- 1:33:14Speaker 7: just pranking. They got on a bunch of scary Halloween masks.
- 1:33:16Speaker 7: The three of these dudes walked up to a house
- 1:33:18Speaker 7: and said this to their doorbell cameras. This is from
- 1:33:20Speaker 7: maybe seven ABC News.
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: Three people wearing Halloween masks terrorizing a family in Alexandria Virginia.
- 1:33:37Speaker 12: I said happy Halloween when they first came and asked
- 1:33:40Speaker 12: them to get off the property.
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: She says, they made their way to the backyard, destroying
- 1:33:45Speaker 3: her fence and the screen to the back door.
- 1:33:47Speaker 6: They came through there and.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: That's how they instance it gets to our door to
- 1:33:50Speaker 3: be able to knock on the back door. Uh huh,
- 1:33:52Speaker 3: that's how would there's a twist to it, Greg, Yeah,
- 1:33:56Speaker 3: here's the thing, Greg, it was just a prank. It
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: was family members. Yeah, her family.
- 1:34:02Speaker 7: She apparently there was a gun in the house. When
- 1:34:04Speaker 7: you're breaking into back screened in porches and screaming.
- 1:34:07Speaker 5: Comet, I'm getting the gun. It was her cousins.
- 1:34:12Speaker 7: Who were teenagers, but they were encouraged and videoed by
- 1:34:15Speaker 7: a group of adults, well videotaped by the ant and
- 1:34:18Speaker 7: some other people who are in the car waiting in
- 1:34:21Speaker 7: filming the whole thing.
- 1:34:22Speaker 8: Well, ant, hey.
- 1:34:24Speaker 3: Look at my kid gets shot here right. Well, the
- 1:34:25Speaker 3: homeowners decided not to press charges, but the cops, they
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: say they spend about one hundred hours investigating this and
- 1:34:31Speaker 3: so just franking. Yeah, relative, they could be on the
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: hook for that. Yeah, hell no, dumbasses. Lucky to be
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: alive right.
- 1:34:39Speaker 7: This week in audio gots uping for Woody as an
- 1:34:41Speaker 7: aviation expert. Here, this is a United flight seven sixty seven.
- 1:34:44Speaker 7: It was supposed to go from DC to a Row.
- 1:34:47Speaker 7: Now it had turned around like half hour into the
- 1:34:50Speaker 7: flight around the room. Why would you turn a flight
- 1:34:52Speaker 7: big of transatlantic flights, Why would you turn that flight around?
- 1:34:56Speaker 3: It could be anything? Toilet, yeah, nowadays it could be
- 1:34:59Speaker 3: an odor. Yeah, a fire in a garbage can. Wasn't
- 1:35:02Speaker 3: there naked a fire extinguisher didn't have the proper sticker
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: on it. And they realized that they had to turn
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: around because they weren't allowed to fly without it.
- 1:35:09Speaker 7: Oh, we had a we had a one bathroom sitting
- 1:35:12Speaker 7: didn't work properly one time. That was like an hour
- 1:35:13Speaker 7: and a half lay on the ground. Wow, well, let's
- 1:35:15Speaker 7: so we got the We got the audio here. This
- 1:35:17Speaker 7: is a United A seven sixty seven. Why they had
- 1:35:20Speaker 7: to turn around.
- 1:35:20Speaker 14: We're going to have to uh get a clearance to
- 1:35:23Speaker 14: return to dull it.
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: We have a finder situation.
- 1:35:26Speaker 14: Here with a passenger who has somehow dropped a laptop
- 1:35:32Speaker 14: that was on down that side wall into the cargo
- 1:35:36Speaker 14: pit area.
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: So how that happened? Maybe like a little panel was
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: loose on the wall and they were putting. They were
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: moving things around, the laptop down the side of the
- 1:35:44Speaker 3: plane into the cargo to the car and just because
- 1:35:46Speaker 3: you can't find it, which, by the way, if you're
- 1:35:48Speaker 3: that person, like.
- 1:35:49Speaker 6: What are you doing?
- 1:35:50Speaker 3: Number one?
- 1:35:51Speaker 7: But he got it because it's a lithium ion battery
- 1:35:52Speaker 7: and that could.
- 1:35:53Speaker 9: Take Yeah, that sucks. Have you seen that Spirit Airlines
- 1:35:58Speaker 9: is flying a room now? Like I did to realize
- 1:36:00Speaker 9: that they're planing to go that far?
- 1:36:02Speaker 8: What do you mean they don't?
- 1:36:05Speaker 3: Yeah, they they like started advertising that there have flights
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: to Rome.
- 1:36:09Speaker 5: I didn't think, like they stop.
- 1:36:12Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought, I guess it depends on from where
- 1:36:16Speaker 9: or I just thought they like flew you know, state
- 1:36:18Speaker 9: to state.
- 1:36:18Speaker 24: Right, you want to be over the ocean.
- 1:36:19Speaker 8: And the Spirit.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: Went to Hawaii. Yeah, they went.
- 1:36:25Speaker 7: Well, they started going to Mexico a while back, and
- 1:36:27Speaker 7: I was like, okay, well they're gonna bring drug running planes, right,
- 1:36:29Speaker 7: that's nice. Yeah, yeah with menus, that's okay.
- 1:36:34Speaker 3: We had a we had a co worker I'll do
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: it a couple of years ago, Lisa, who works down
- 1:36:38Speaker 3: the hall the other radio station. She dropped her keys
- 1:36:41Speaker 3: at just the right moment and went down the crack
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: between the floor and the elevator, And then she ended
- 1:36:48Speaker 3: up waiting downstairs for three hours because she couldn't go anywhere,
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: three hours until the building people were able to get
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: the elevator people to go in.
- 1:36:58Speaker 5: And uh, yeah, and I want to get I found
- 1:37:01Speaker 5: down there.
- 1:37:01Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sure they found a bunch of
- 1:37:03Speaker 3: stuff garbage people drop down there. Yeah. I always hold
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: things tight when I walk, but.
- 1:37:11Speaker 7: Then I think, like, oh, if I'm holding it too tight,
- 1:37:13Speaker 7: am I gonna overhold it?
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: And done right? It's convenient if you do have like
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: a snack wrapper or something, you can just like throw
- 1:37:18Speaker 3: it down in it's a nice garbage camp.
- 1:37:20Speaker 5: Yeah, have you ever done it?
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: Like where there's something that just kind of like hangs
- 1:37:22Speaker 3: on the edge, I kick it down in there, because
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: if it's not not my garbage, Like I'm saying, there's
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: a piece of something right there, I can't just have
- 1:37:30Speaker 3: it sitting there.
- 1:37:31Speaker 5: But I'm not going to pick it up. So I
- 1:37:32Speaker 5: kick it into the crack.
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: And I think only you would appreciate this. Whaty my latest.
- 1:37:36Speaker 15: I don't want to call it an obsession, but what
- 1:37:38Speaker 15: I do when I get to work, you know, we
- 1:37:39Speaker 15: walk up the stairs from the garage and it's one
- 1:37:41Speaker 15: of those stairwells where you can look from the very
- 1:37:43Speaker 15: top all the way to the Yeah. So at the
- 1:37:46Speaker 15: top of the stairs, no, even better, at the top
- 1:37:49Speaker 15: of the stairs, there's those trees and they drop those
- 1:37:52Speaker 15: weird odd things, yeah, like pine coney things. So I
- 1:37:56Speaker 15: go to the top of the stairs and I drop
- 1:37:57Speaker 15: it and I try to make it go all the
- 1:37:59Speaker 15: way to the him before it hits lands on another floor.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: It's really funny. I was a kid, spit like, Oh yeah,
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: I just like watch it kind of. It's like stairwell
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: when I was a kid.
- 1:38:12Speaker 8: Oh okay, it's fun to buildings.
- 1:38:18Speaker 15: Yeah, And sometimes you get to work and they use
- 1:38:21Speaker 15: the leaf blower and there's no pods in the ground.
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: You weren't you just yelling at somebody about littering.
- 1:38:27Speaker 15: Oh yeah, well I saw somebody litter And I don't
- 1:38:31Speaker 15: think dropping a tree thing is littering.
- 1:38:35Speaker 5: Because then trees litter all the time.
- 1:38:37Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly, and they should be fined. I was driving
- 1:38:40Speaker 15: just the other day and this dude on a bike
- 1:38:43Speaker 15: was over on the shoulder riding his bike and he
- 1:38:45Speaker 15: was drinking out of a plastic water bottle. He's done
- 1:38:48Speaker 15: with his water, so what does he do with the bottle?
- 1:38:49Speaker 15: Throws it on the ground.
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: I don't care where should support him? So I drove
- 1:38:54Speaker 3: right by, and I almost thought, what would see that?
- 1:38:57Speaker 3: Should I have yelled at Should I have slowed down,
- 1:39:01Speaker 3: rolled down the passenger window and yelled at him? And
- 1:39:03Speaker 3: then I thought, do I really want to engage with him?
- 1:39:05Speaker 3: But I wanted to be a litter narc?
- 1:39:07Speaker 8: Yes, I don't know what to do in those situation spokes.
- 1:39:12Speaker 8: I didn't have a stick, a bicycle or a motorcycle.
- 1:39:15Speaker 15: Bicycle, oh easy, and just riding along, takes the final
- 1:39:18Speaker 15: sip and throws it right.
- 1:39:20Speaker 6: On the say anything, I'm shot.
- 1:39:23Speaker 5: I know, surprise.
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: I kind of regret it.
- 1:39:25Speaker 5: Here's what okay? Ideal world him?
- 1:39:27Speaker 7: We have done pulled up alongside the cyber truck and
- 1:39:29Speaker 7: then he didn't even stop, being like, well check.
- 1:39:31Speaker 5: That out, cool guy. I hope he rolls the window
- 1:39:34Speaker 5: down so we can get a look this cool guy.
- 1:39:37Speaker 7: I mean, that's that's pepper spray able. I would say, like,
- 1:39:39Speaker 7: that's that's a shot in the.
- 1:39:40Speaker 5: Face pepper spray.
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: Yeah, you think he's gonna learn. I agree with that.
- 1:39:46Speaker 7: Otherwise the rest of his life is just being a
- 1:39:47Speaker 7: burden on society.
- 1:39:48Speaker 3: But you don't have a stick, you don't have pepper spray.
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: All you have is vehicle.
- 1:39:54Speaker 5: I mean you can just hit him in the car.
- 1:39:55Speaker 3: I could have done him off the road or break check.
- 1:39:57Speaker 6: I'm just tap him.
- 1:39:59Speaker 15: So if you see some be littering, are you going
- 1:40:00Speaker 15: to be a litter arc I know, see, I know
- 1:40:03Speaker 15: I kind of regretted not yelling at him, But then
- 1:40:05Speaker 15: what if.
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: He was a psycho?
- 1:40:07Speaker 29: Right?
- 1:40:08Speaker 7: You can just drive away, drive away, Greg, Yeah, but
- 1:40:11Speaker 7: the bolts are pretty fast.
- 1:40:14Speaker 5: Get a gun and is like cycling leotard that bike
- 1:40:19Speaker 5: bike suit.
- 1:40:20Speaker 9: In high school, I yelled at a guy on a
- 1:40:21Speaker 9: bike and then we got caught at a red light
- 1:40:23Speaker 9: and he punched the window.
- 1:40:25Speaker 3: But he's a puss. He couldn't break it. Hey, just
- 1:40:28Speaker 3: because uh, you ride a bike doesn't mean you have
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: to wear one of those Lance Armstrong suits.
- 1:40:33Speaker 5: Yeah you're just yeah, just just f y.
- 1:40:36Speaker 3: I saw a guy the other day. I'm like, man,
- 1:40:38Speaker 3: I didn't know they sold it in that size. It
- 1:40:40Speaker 3: was like those bike suits when you're that big, Like
- 1:40:44Speaker 3: how much how much wind? Are are you able to
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: cut through the slipstream? But is mostly for like chafing
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: and stuff. No, well, that's why they shaved their legs,
- 1:40:53Speaker 3: allegedly for chafing. For wellclist swimming swimmers. Cyclists do it.
- 1:40:59Speaker 7: Cyclists do it because the hypothesis is that if they
- 1:41:03Speaker 7: get any kind of nick or cut on their leg,
- 1:41:05Speaker 7: you don't want the hair. You don't want to deal
- 1:41:06Speaker 7: with the hair. And when you're cleaning up your big
- 1:41:08Speaker 7: gaping wound. Okay, okay, yeah, I just admit you want
- 1:41:12Speaker 7: to shave your legs exactly. And but yeah, if you're
- 1:41:15Speaker 7: that large, if you're any large, if you're old, they
- 1:41:18Speaker 7: shouldn't sell those bike suits.
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: What are they call it? Bike? Yeah? You know what
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: I'm talking about. A wetsuit looks like you you go
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: in the ocean with You couldn't pay me all the
- 1:41:30Speaker 3: money in the world. This guy, this guy is bigger
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: than I am, and he had one of those things out.
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: I'm like, oh god, yeah, make T shirts and Lance Armstrong,
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: Charlie Sheen and Marango, which is coming up on Saturday
- 1:41:49Speaker 3: Saturday Night for the first time ever in his own voice,
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: his own words, Charlie's talking about all the stories and
- 1:41:54Speaker 3: stuff Hookers and blow and all the good stuff. Yeah,
- 1:41:56Speaker 3: all the Charlie Sheen stories. But yeah, no PR teams involved.
- 1:42:00Speaker 3: There's no spin.
- 1:42:01Speaker 5: It's just him.
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: He seems to be on this not redemption. What would
- 1:42:04Speaker 3: you what would you call it? Sea bass?
- 1:42:06Speaker 5: Like where he's just out.
- 1:42:07Speaker 3: There and listen is at this point it's more of
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: a uh but that thing when you're like you love
- 1:42:12Speaker 3: the old, the past, nostalgiat.
- 1:42:15Speaker 8: Nostalgia, the good old day store.
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: But like I've seen a bunch of the interviews. I've
- 1:42:21Speaker 3: not watched the documentary, but in a lot of the
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: interviews and stuff, it seems like this is a therapeutic
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: process for him in a way.
- 1:42:27Speaker 9: Also, like I will say the new thing, transparency is
- 1:42:31Speaker 9: the new currency totally. Yeah, So like the more transparent
- 1:42:35Speaker 9: you are, like, yeah, good, is that the way it works?
- 1:42:40Speaker 3: Good? Are bad?
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:42:43Speaker 3: I've always felt that way. That's why I always felt like, hey, man,
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: like just I will shoot you straight.
- 1:42:47Speaker 6: I may lack tact, but you'll always you'll always know
- 1:42:50Speaker 6: where I say, you're looking.
- 1:42:51Speaker 3: At it different.
- 1:42:52Speaker 9: They're talking about transparency with in your own life and
- 1:42:55Speaker 9: things that things that you have done, not like vulnerability. Yeah,
- 1:42:59Speaker 9: not your opinion on something, right, not.
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: Like spinning something for the public, but just to celebrity
- 1:43:03Speaker 6: being open.
- 1:43:04Speaker 3: Yeah, just kind of open about your own life. But
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: I would think that would go in all you know,
- 1:43:09Speaker 3: that was all different area. But no, I think that's
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: why he was so likable. When I watched that documentary,
- 1:43:14Speaker 3: I thought, wow, he really is just talking about everything.
- 1:43:16Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, society doesn't any I mean, I appreciate it.
- 1:43:19Speaker 3: I use that example for I mean people that work
- 1:43:22Speaker 3: with the show or on the show all the time
- 1:43:23Speaker 3: about you know, vulnerability, you know, because that's that's the
- 1:43:26Speaker 3: real stuff. I've always said to people, Man, if you
- 1:43:30Speaker 3: hesitate before sharing something on the air, because we've all
- 1:43:34Speaker 3: done this for so long, and you don't get nervous people,
- 1:43:37Speaker 3: aren't you nervous going on talking like no could. You've
- 1:43:40Speaker 3: been doing it for so long that part's easy. But
- 1:43:43Speaker 3: when after doing it for that long, if you get
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: that that butterfly in your stomach or that little kind
- 1:43:47Speaker 3: of like, oh, man, I don't know if I should
- 1:43:50Speaker 3: share this?
- 1:43:50Speaker 5: That's probably the best stuff.
- 1:43:51Speaker 6: Yeah, Or if you leave the show going should I
- 1:43:53Speaker 6: have done that?
- 1:43:54Speaker 3: That's just that's probably the best stuff. And that's always
- 1:43:56Speaker 3: the stuff that we end up hearing the most about
- 1:43:58Speaker 3: from listeners. I called the connective tissue absolutely, you know,
- 1:44:01Speaker 3: because we could anybody can sit here and talk about,
- 1:44:03Speaker 3: you know, whatever whatever is going on in that that
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: news cycle that day. But man, you share something that's
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: close and personal and vulnerable like that. And that's what
- 1:44:13Speaker 3: he's doing. And I think he's he's getting a lot
- 1:44:16Speaker 3: from it. It seems it's good stuff. Yeah, And so
- 1:44:18Speaker 3: he's gonna be a morongo doing that on on Saturday nights.
- 1:44:21Speaker 3: So tickets are on sale ticketmaster dot Combo also in
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- 1:44:24Speaker 24: Sources saying there's a possibility of Wody's hemorrhoids being back.
- 1:44:30Speaker 12: On this development and give you's the latest updates one
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- 1:44:34Speaker 3: More of the Woodie Show.
- 1:44:37Speaker 5: And right back into the week in audio.
- 1:44:40Speaker 7: We are still doing a zoom court these days, Remember
- 1:44:43Speaker 7: how we used that we had to do?
- 1:44:45Speaker 5: Oh, I know who I do.
- 1:44:48Speaker 7: I don't know why they're still allowing people just to go,
- 1:44:50Speaker 7: you know, from your car from the airport. Well, that
- 1:44:52Speaker 7: applies not just to defendants and plaintiffs, but to people
- 1:44:56Speaker 7: like the police. It might be witnesses out of de
- 1:45:00Speaker 7: Troit where a man. He showed up as the officer.
- 1:45:02Speaker 7: I guess he witnessed her was part of the arrest.
- 1:45:04Speaker 3: And I think because because it is his job, and
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: I think they should have to actually show up to
- 1:45:08Speaker 3: court that I don't think they should be able to
- 1:45:09Speaker 3: zoom in because I think because we rely on as
- 1:45:12Speaker 3: the public, we rely on you not showing up. Factly,
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: that's what we all form.
- 1:45:15Speaker 7: Also, I believe a textassent and if we're wrong, but
- 1:45:17Speaker 7: I believe you get paid. That's part of your duties.
- 1:45:19Speaker 7: It's not come off. So this this police officer in
- 1:45:22Speaker 7: Detroit said, I don't want to go into court.
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: I'll zoom in.
- 1:45:24Speaker 7: And not only do I not want to go into court,
- 1:45:26Speaker 7: I'm not going to fully clothe myself.
- 1:45:29Speaker 5: But he did like the the the news anchor thing.
- 1:45:31Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, you know.
- 1:45:33Speaker 5: So he looked like a police officer from the waist up.
- 1:45:35Speaker 3: But you know, Jackson, good morning to you.
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: Can you put your appearance on the record, please? Yes?
- 1:45:42Speaker 30: Off the Jackson bath him at thirty nine nineteen out
- 1:45:45Speaker 30: of a twelve precinct.
- 1:45:47Speaker 5: All right, do you got you got?
- 1:45:52Speaker 3: No, sir, no, no, sir no. I couldn't tell if
- 1:45:55Speaker 3: you had underworld yes he did.
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: He had like kind of bike short like black underwear.
- 1:45:59Speaker 3: But you can't see because you're like what you're showing
- 1:46:02Speaker 3: is on your screen as well, but you you can't
- 1:46:04Speaker 3: see that.
- 1:46:05Speaker 5: You can actually see your legs.
- 1:46:06Speaker 9: Dude, he's not paying attention. Also, what you see is
- 1:46:09Speaker 9: also a very small photo crops nail because.
- 1:46:13Speaker 7: He had his camera or his phone vertically and I
- 1:46:16Speaker 7: think that's what led to the exposure of.
- 1:46:17Speaker 3: The Yeah, this weekend audio other other pd audio here.
- 1:46:26Speaker 3: This is audio from a Seattle police department where they're
- 1:46:28Speaker 3: just rolling down an alley in Seattle, and as you
- 1:46:31Speaker 3: do when you're there, you see a man who's a
- 1:46:33Speaker 3: whole whole lower half of his body's on fire.
- 1:46:37Speaker 7: This is just you know, generic generic meth head there
- 1:46:43Speaker 7: in Seattle. But they see this and will help out.
- 1:46:48Speaker 5: Hey, what happened?
- 1:46:57Speaker 3: Are you good?
- 1:46:59Speaker 5: You got fire on the way, don't move, okay, just
- 1:47:01Speaker 5: breathe Yeah, cheese, I spelled burning pubes.
- 1:47:05Speaker 3: He's like that about.
- 1:47:08Speaker 6: It sounded at one point like they were shooting at
- 1:47:10Speaker 6: the fire.
- 1:47:11Speaker 7: Well that's how you put it out right, But like this,
- 1:47:15Speaker 7: what do we A lot of cities have this problem.
- 1:47:17Speaker 7: What do you do with these guys, because that guy,
- 1:47:18Speaker 7: you know, he's cute with his legs on fire, you
- 1:47:21Speaker 7: know whatever. Yeah, but he's gonna cost it's gonna cost
- 1:47:24Speaker 7: us five grandees into the hospital, get all that treated,
- 1:47:26Speaker 7: toss him out the street the next day.
- 1:47:27Speaker 5: And just you know what, maybe just put him down now. Yeah,
- 1:47:30Speaker 5: is that what you're advocating.
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: I'm just saying, maybe some.
- 1:47:38Speaker 8: Business plan.
- 1:47:40Speaker 3: You know, sometimes life's not for everyone, right, I.
- 1:47:43Speaker 8: Didn't choose to be born.
- 1:47:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't do fend.
- 1:47:46Speaker 7: I don't want to be live this week in audio
- 1:47:49Speaker 7: more a police audio here. This is a teenager nineteen
- 1:47:52Speaker 7: year old. He was driving down a highway or bridge
- 1:47:55Speaker 7: in Florida to going no, I don't know, one hundred
- 1:47:57Speaker 7: and six sweet yeah, pretty bad ass. The cop pulled
- 1:48:00Speaker 7: up to him in Fort Myers and told him, Uh,
- 1:48:03Speaker 7: not only are you getting a ticket, but there's a
- 1:48:04Speaker 7: new law in town.
- 1:48:05Speaker 3: What's your deal? I'm so sorry, Sarah.
- 1:48:08Speaker 30: I was.
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: We were just in their bridge and we had to
- 1:48:10Speaker 3: My mom was kind of wishing me to go take.
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: Go and take him home.
- 1:48:13Speaker 3: Had one hundred and six miles an hour. She wants
- 1:48:15Speaker 3: you to drive one hundred and six. One hundred and
- 1:48:17Speaker 3: six miles an hour down the bridge.
- 1:48:19Speaker 18: Sit.
- 1:48:19Speaker 3: That was completely my mistake. That's why I was slowed
- 1:48:22Speaker 3: down when I was getting joys. The un report it
- 1:48:24Speaker 3: doesn't matter, you're not supposed to be doing one hundred
- 1:48:25Speaker 3: and six anyways, I'm very sorry about that. You know
- 1:48:28Speaker 3: what that means, right, You get caught doing fifty miles
- 1:48:30Speaker 3: over the postal speed limber on any roadway in the
- 1:48:34Speaker 3: state of Florida. Yeah, it's an arrestable offense.
- 1:48:37Speaker 5: Now, wait, so where am I going to Lee County Jail?
- 1:48:40Speaker 3: I'm pretty serious. I'm thousand percent. No, you'll be able
- 1:48:44Speaker 3: to bond out. It'll probably about four hours, but yeah,
- 1:48:47Speaker 3: there you go.
- 1:48:48Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not life in prison.
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: But I happened to a friend of mine. He doubled
- 1:48:51Speaker 3: the speed limit and got arrested.
- 1:48:54Speaker 6: Wow, good to know.
- 1:48:55Speaker 7: As an excuse generator, my mom wanted me to get
- 1:48:57Speaker 7: my brother home early. Wasn't a great excuse.
- 1:49:00Speaker 6: Where's that fall?
- 1:49:01Speaker 3: Yeah? Didn't instantly?
- 1:49:02Speaker 5: So what would you have gone with?
- 1:49:03Speaker 3: Menace?
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:49:04Speaker 3: He needs insolin. Also the danger behind the wheel you
- 1:49:12Speaker 3: should have pulled over the brother would have been even
- 1:49:14Speaker 3: more dangerous.
- 1:49:15Speaker 5: The brother need that brother does.
- 1:49:17Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't the move there'd be like get him a
- 1:49:19Speaker 3: get him a sweetheart or something.
- 1:49:21Speaker 8: Yeah, Candy needs some sugar.
- 1:49:23Speaker 7: No, he needs like the shot and stuff. He's his
- 1:49:25Speaker 7: blood sugar is too hot.
- 1:49:26Speaker 6: And if your brother's cool, he needs to pick up
- 1:49:28Speaker 6: what you're putting down and start like seizing.
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: Those videos where you play a prank on your parents
- 1:49:35Speaker 3: and you go, Dad, I'm on my way home. I
- 1:49:38Speaker 3: told the person you know, blah blah blah blah blah,
- 1:49:40Speaker 3: that you were having like some kind of like you
- 1:49:42Speaker 3: hurt your leg or you were having and so when
- 1:49:45Speaker 3: I pull up, I need you, I need you to
- 1:49:48Speaker 3: like and so they show up and then the dad's like.
- 1:49:51Speaker 5: Oh my god, my leg.
- 1:49:53Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for helping. I'm really sorry I had
- 1:49:57Speaker 3: to call you. And it's like, Dad, I'm just pranking
- 1:49:59Speaker 3: just to see if you're If your parents are like hardcore, mine.
- 1:50:02Speaker 6: Wouldn't, Yeah, yours what you wouldn't either?
- 1:50:04Speaker 8: Wood he would.
- 1:50:05Speaker 6: My dad might, but you wouldn't as a parent.
- 1:50:08Speaker 5: No, absolutely not.
- 1:50:10Speaker 3: Well, it depends on what they were trying to avoid.
- 1:50:12Speaker 3: It's something of a legal consequence. If it's just like
- 1:50:15Speaker 3: trying to get out of something like with a friend
- 1:50:18Speaker 3: or whatever, I might help him out with that because
- 1:50:20Speaker 3: I don't care about their friends. Yeah, but yeah, nothing legal.
- 1:50:24Speaker 3: I think my dad would, my mom my mom. My
- 1:50:27Speaker 3: mom wouldn't do it, and she'd be a terrible actress.
- 1:50:30Speaker 3: I think my dad could probably pull it off.
- 1:50:32Speaker 14: Yea.
- 1:50:32Speaker 6: I think both my parents would, and they'd end up
- 1:50:34Speaker 6: getting in more trouble. They're bad at it.
- 1:50:35Speaker 7: I like the scissure thing because with insulin, the cop
- 1:50:37Speaker 7: could say could say, well, why doesn't he have his
- 1:50:39Speaker 7: blah blah blah, and and he could that's find out
- 1:50:41Speaker 7: able that the person isn't diabetic.
- 1:50:42Speaker 3: But seezuars could happen to anybody, Thank you.
- 1:50:44Speaker 5: Yeah, this weekend audio.
- 1:50:46Speaker 7: Another month Menace legal news and also a Florida News
- 1:50:49Speaker 7: and some of this. Uh spider monkeys.
- 1:50:52Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of monkey news.
- 1:50:54Speaker 7: Mens wants Menace wants a finger monkey, not a spider monkey. Yeah,
- 1:50:58Speaker 7: but spider monkeys are very similar and easier to get,
- 1:51:00Speaker 7: quite frankly, and you can buy him on TikTok.
- 1:51:02Speaker 4: Now.
- 1:51:03Speaker 7: Oh, Inside Edition foun out about this and set up
- 1:51:06Speaker 7: a sting with some spider monkey dealers.
- 1:51:09Speaker 24: He calls himself Max and says, for six five hundred
- 1:51:14Speaker 24: dollars cash, we can take the crying, two pound two
- 1:51:18Speaker 24: month old female home. I declined, and then told him
- 1:51:23Speaker 24: we're from Inside Edition. Max covered his face and drove off.
- 1:51:27Speaker 24: These are classified as wild animals.
- 1:51:29Speaker 8: They should not be pets.
- 1:51:31Speaker 24: He wouldn't tell us where he got the baby spider
- 1:51:33Speaker 24: monkey from.
- 1:51:34Speaker 15: If you're paying cash for a spider monkey in the
- 1:51:37Speaker 15: parking lot of a big box store, there's something wrong.
- 1:51:40Speaker 3: What I'm good advice? Yeah, but menace in his dream
- 1:51:46Speaker 3: of having monkey.
- 1:51:47Speaker 6: These finger monkeys are pretty freaking cute.
- 1:51:49Speaker 3: I know. But Greg and I we went to a
- 1:51:50Speaker 3: sanctuary where they had them, and they keep like crapy.
- 1:51:55Speaker 5: So is the spider monkey dream over?
- 1:51:57Speaker 31: Yeah?
- 1:51:57Speaker 3: Because of the poop.
- 1:52:00Speaker 7: Forget the welfare of the animals. They belong in the
- 1:52:01Speaker 7: water with their mothers trafficing care of them and care
- 1:52:04Speaker 7: about the point is not that. The point is how
- 1:52:06Speaker 7: many died on the way to get you that one?
- 1:52:08Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:52:08Speaker 5: Yeah, making up.
- 1:52:10Speaker 3: Some backstory you don't even know. You know, they could
- 1:52:15Speaker 3: have been living. If you're buying monkeys, they're getting trafficked.
- 1:52:19Speaker 3: If you like this store, everything on it.
- 1:52:21Speaker 7: If you're buying monkeys and a Walmart parking lot, something
- 1:52:23Speaker 7: went wrong.
- 1:52:24Speaker 3: Right, They all smuggled box man, it's just f y
- 1:52:27Speaker 3: if used the insulin thing, uh textas came over menace.
- 1:52:31Speaker 3: I'm a type one diabetic. You could be high all
- 1:52:33Speaker 3: day and not die. The low gluecoast level that sugar
- 1:52:37Speaker 3: before you go, use that that whole thing. Officers like
- 1:52:41Speaker 3: a diabetic expert.
- 1:52:42Speaker 6: They probably do.
- 1:52:43Speaker 3: They know maybe some emergency medical stuff. I don't you
- 1:52:46Speaker 3: know who knows. I know, file that in there so
- 1:52:50Speaker 3: you have it to throw it out there and then
- 1:52:53Speaker 3: and then you go, oh, I meant the other thing right, Yeah.
- 1:52:59Speaker 2: It's his look.
- 1:53:06Speaker 5: And jumping right back into the week in audio.
- 1:53:09Speaker 7: Might have some beef ru in between Justin Bieber and
- 1:53:12Speaker 7: our own Sammy. Sammy, of course very pro cheaters, pro.
- 1:53:16Speaker 3: Cheating well well established on the record, finds it to
- 1:53:20Speaker 3: be an admirable quality.
- 1:53:21Speaker 5: I didn't even care what she got you.
- 1:53:25Speaker 3: And not be a bad person. Justin Bieber has a
- 1:53:28Speaker 3: little bit of a different take on this. Apparently he's
- 1:53:30Speaker 3: gone to like a live he's a live streamer now.
- 1:53:31Speaker 3: He just live streams his life. Okay, talking about what
- 1:53:34Speaker 3: even constitutes cheating.
- 1:53:36Speaker 28: If you even think of a woman with LUSS, it's
- 1:53:39Speaker 28: the same thing as actually doing it?
- 1:53:42Speaker 3: Is it?
- 1:53:45Speaker 6: Guy? He's very he turned very Christians.
- 1:53:48Speaker 3: The faith is that part of it?
- 1:53:52Speaker 6: To think of it?
- 1:53:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:53:54Speaker 7: Yeah, right, yeah, because you you wouldn't even want to
- 1:53:57Speaker 7: have those thoughts because you're so in love with your wife.
- 1:53:59Speaker 28: Even think of a woman with LUSS. It's the same
- 1:54:03Speaker 28: thing as actually doing it, and it's committing you don't
- 1:54:06Speaker 28: trew whatever, Like it's the same thing.
- 1:54:09Speaker 3: So it's like it's like.
- 1:54:10Speaker 28: If it even just crosses your mind for one second, Wow.
- 1:54:13Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like his wife's sitting there with him.
- 1:54:14Speaker 3: Sounds like some other dude. His wife is clearly the
- 1:54:18Speaker 3: sitting right there.
- 1:54:19Speaker 7: Yeah, she's off with the new baby.
- 1:54:22Speaker 3: She walks out and he winks. Well that's what crazy
- 1:54:26Speaker 3: and secure people will say. Yeah, right, you know, which
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: is exhausting. Anybody's ever dealt with someone like that, it's exhausting.
- 1:54:34Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd say he sounds like he's going through something,
- 1:54:37Speaker 6: but he always sounds like he's going through something.
- 1:54:39Speaker 3: But somebody, you don't want them to care. You want
- 1:54:40Speaker 3: them to care, but like a little bit, yeah right,
- 1:54:43Speaker 3: what meaning like you only want them to have thoughts.
- 1:54:46Speaker 8: That's crazy.
- 1:54:47Speaker 3: No, I want them to care.
- 1:54:49Speaker 6: Like if you don't want to be a little like,
- 1:54:50Speaker 6: if you like not I troll it.
- 1:54:51Speaker 3: You better not even think about another guy. You know,
- 1:54:54Speaker 3: all you say is okay, I won't and breaking up
- 1:54:58Speaker 3: with you, wink wink. But yeah, you want them to
- 1:55:02Speaker 3: care a little bit. You don't want them to be like, oh,
- 1:55:03Speaker 3: I don't care what that person does or who they're
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: thinking about, what they're out there doing. Go through here
- 1:55:08Speaker 3: a little bit, like just just not to where it
- 1:55:10Speaker 3: hits that crazy possessive. Yeah, controlling controlling level. Yeah, like
- 1:55:15Speaker 3: you could watch Sydney Sweeten or her new in her
- 1:55:17Speaker 3: Silver to Sea through dress. Sure appreciate it for what
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: it is, but yeah, lust after it.
- 1:55:21Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right.
- 1:55:22Speaker 7: This week in audio, all right, this is something you
- 1:55:24Speaker 7: I bet you didn't know you had to be pissed
- 1:55:25Speaker 7: off at. There's something that in a new Pokemon game
- 1:55:28Speaker 7: you have to be pissed off at.
- 1:55:30Speaker 5: Guess what?
- 1:55:30Speaker 7: Okay, first off, guess what. It might be something in
- 1:55:32Speaker 7: the Pokemon game, which is one of those things where
- 1:55:33Speaker 7: you kind of walk through the world and you find monsters.
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: We would be upset by that. Well that that a
- 1:55:38Speaker 3: person is not we no, no, no, no, It's got
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: to be something political right.
- 1:55:43Speaker 9: Wait, hold on, is it a Pokemon fan that would
- 1:55:47Speaker 9: be upset?
- 1:55:48Speaker 3: Just a person, just a person in general.
- 1:55:49Speaker 7: A person in general. Yeah, it doesn't have to do.
- 1:55:51Speaker 5: With you're in the whole Pokemon thing. Do you know
- 1:55:53Speaker 5: what people are mad about right now?
- 1:55:54Speaker 7: I know they're upset about a lot of the dialogue
- 1:55:56Speaker 7: in it seems a little more adult esque.
- 1:56:00Speaker 2: Game.
- 1:56:00Speaker 3: I did not hear that. I think it's humorous, so
- 1:56:02Speaker 3: I think it's fine.
- 1:56:03Speaker 7: All right, all right, So you're an adult playing the
- 1:56:05Speaker 7: Pokemon game. You come up prom you come upon a
- 1:56:07Speaker 7: bench in a park, and you know not just that
- 1:56:08Speaker 7: bench has handrails on it, like handyrails in the middle.
- 1:56:12Speaker 3: So nobody can sleep on the bench. My god, yeah, this.
- 1:56:19Speaker 2: Is a guy.
- 1:56:20Speaker 3: Make it stop.
- 1:56:21Speaker 7: This is an adult playing Pokemon and he notices this.
- 1:56:23Speaker 3: Wait, aren't these like homeless bench like the benches to
- 1:56:26Speaker 3: prevent homeless people from lying on the benches?
- 1:56:29Speaker 5: Why the they put that in a Pokemon game?
- 1:56:33Speaker 27: Why the anti.
- 1:56:36Speaker 7: In a pokemonkey?
- 1:56:38Speaker 3: Why are you an adult man playing Pokemon? Give a
- 1:56:42Speaker 3: second thought?
- 1:56:42Speaker 5: Playing Pokemon?
- 1:56:43Speaker 7: Yeah, well I'll tell you why, because I've not.
- 1:56:46Speaker 5: Seen one of these benches.
- 1:56:47Speaker 15: Whoa, So you have a regular bench and then right
- 1:56:50Speaker 15: smack dab in the middle is yet another armres Yeah, just.
- 1:56:55Speaker 7: Lay down on because it's technically it's functional, but also
- 1:56:57Speaker 7: it keeps the homeless from sticking up your park.
- 1:57:00Speaker 6: Well, it keeps people sitting upright, not laying down a
- 1:57:03Speaker 6: bus stop.
- 1:57:04Speaker 3: It's like a article, like regular bench, like the scenats
- 1:57:06Speaker 3: at the gate at the airport, right right exactly on.
- 1:57:09Speaker 7: Account I don't want to go there and have someone camp,
- 1:57:12Speaker 7: especially with your kids. I got it or your Pokemon
- 1:57:14Speaker 7: this week and audio uh oh another new podcast alert, guys,
- 1:57:18Speaker 7: I know we all want to listen to more podcasts.
- 1:57:20Speaker 3: Yeah, here it is.
- 1:57:21Speaker 6: It's about family matters, okay, Steve.
- 1:57:27Speaker 16: It.
- 1:57:27Speaker 7: As with all podcasts, it's the people who can't get
- 1:57:29Speaker 7: work anymore.
- 1:57:30Speaker 33: On each episode of Welcome to the Family, will share
- 1:57:33Speaker 33: personal reflections about making the show our favorite episodes and
- 1:57:37Speaker 33: wacky characters and all that good.
- 1:57:39Speaker 3: That's the moms, you guys. Tell me that it sounds
- 1:57:44Speaker 3: like the mom, Miss Winslow right, it does sound like that.
- 1:57:47Speaker 3: Sounds like that sounds like the mom. Years later, it
- 1:57:49Speaker 3: could be the daughter.
- 1:57:50Speaker 33: Maybe it's about making the show our favorite episodes and
- 1:57:53Speaker 33: wacky characters and all that good crazy stuff. Yeah, we'll
- 1:57:57Speaker 33: even bring in part of the cast and some other
- 1:57:59Speaker 33: special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea.
- 1:58:02Speaker 5: Oh that's maybe that's the.
- 1:58:04Speaker 6: Mom one Laura, Laura and Harriet.
- 1:58:07Speaker 7: Remember it is Laura Winslow, the middle daughter Laura Winslow
- 1:58:10Speaker 7: and aunt Rachel because Laura is the one that Kle
- 1:58:14Speaker 7: had the crush on.
- 1:58:14Speaker 3: Right, good god, how do you guys know that I
- 1:58:17Speaker 3: watched the show. It's been a billion years. Oh, Greg,
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: you and the Brady Box really well, I know one.
- 1:58:22Speaker 6: Person, Arkle, Yeah, Helma Hopkins and kel Williams.
- 1:58:25Speaker 3: Laura was the one that Urkle had the crush on, right, Yeah,
- 1:58:28Speaker 3: Hi Lara, what was this catchphrase? Greg tell us les?
- 1:58:33Speaker 5: Yeah, did I do that?
- 1:58:37Speaker 3: Got it? Good?
- 1:58:39Speaker 7: Goodool, good job this this Grady Podcast. I'm just funny.
- 1:58:42Speaker 7: I'm hosted by iHeart Media. How much are we paying
- 1:58:45Speaker 7: these people?
- 1:58:46Speaker 3: Nothing?
- 1:58:47Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not.
- 1:58:48Speaker 3: No, you're not now. Yeah.
- 1:58:50Speaker 5: They moved on from the guarante. I just heard about this.
- 1:58:52Speaker 3: They moved on from the guarantee where they were given
- 1:58:54Speaker 3: all these people a ton of money, and they moved
- 1:58:56Speaker 3: on from that and now it's just like a straight
- 1:58:57Speaker 3: reb share it puts it on that to be out
- 1:59:00Speaker 3: there and promoting it and doing things, and then whatever
- 1:59:02Speaker 3: they bring me in as far as listeners and streams.
- 1:59:04Speaker 9: And that's down the model things. And that's a new
- 1:59:07Speaker 9: model with a lot of companies, which should have been
- 1:59:09Speaker 9: since the beginning. Exactly right, that's what we've been saying
- 1:59:11Speaker 9: for years.
- 1:59:11Speaker 5: Exactly right. Like they gave I.
- 1:59:12Speaker 3: Forget how much they gave Will Ferrell for that Anchorman
- 1:59:15Speaker 3: and the Ron Burgundy podcast. Dude, I heard about one.
- 1:59:20Speaker 3: Tell you tell me the number. Don't tell me the name. Yeah,
- 1:59:21Speaker 3: don't don't get the name, just give us the number.
- 1:59:24Speaker 3: Oh was it a reality tell us what kind of
- 1:59:26Speaker 3: person was it? Was it a reality TV person or
- 1:59:28Speaker 3: an actor? Actor? And okay, hey all you radio people
- 1:59:32Speaker 3: about one? It was okay, nine hundred thousand, like a
- 1:59:35Speaker 3: guarantee you nine hundred thousand.
- 1:59:37Speaker 6: That's insane, and the like I.
- 1:59:40Speaker 3: Looked at their views for their podcast, it was like
- 1:59:42Speaker 3: four thousand views.
- 1:59:44Speaker 7: Let's see, Wow, just be famous people.
- 1:59:47Speaker 3: So what is that?
- 1:59:47Speaker 5: Like cost per were they acquisition on those per per per?
- 1:59:53Speaker 30: Right?
- 1:59:56Speaker 7: I can't wait for like ten years from now when
- 1:59:57Speaker 7: the documentary is about the podcast explosions of the mid
- 2:00:00Speaker 7: twenty all.
- 2:00:01Speaker 5: The money by we're waiting on your math, all right, well.
- 2:00:07Speaker 3: Okay, and the industry should be six cents.
- 2:00:11Speaker 7: One more, one more clip for this week in audio,
- 2:00:14Speaker 7: I was checking out FRANKI McDonald, who usually screams at
- 2:00:16Speaker 7: you about the weather.
- 2:00:17Speaker 3: Now, there's a there's a comment that just came by
- 2:00:19Speaker 3: the all right, the Earth that we're on.
- 2:00:21Speaker 2: Ye, yeah we were.
- 2:00:22Speaker 3: We heard from that one guy, he's from Harvard whatever
- 2:00:25Speaker 3: it was. Yeah, we're supposed to get the the alien
- 2:00:28Speaker 3: visit guy, this guy three I Atlas alien technology. You
- 2:00:31Speaker 3: can't do the calculation of the mass sings.
- 2:00:33Speaker 5: Get from Germany.
- 2:00:34Speaker 29: Space because this object is targeting the inner Solar System
- 2:00:38Speaker 29: and you know it will pass closest to the Sun. Now,
- 2:00:41Speaker 29: it could be a mothership that releases mini props, you
- 2:00:44Speaker 29: know that they come to Earth.
- 2:00:46Speaker 5: Yeah, it could be.
- 2:00:46Speaker 3: It could be Yeah, comic, they said, but the size
- 2:00:49Speaker 3: of Manhattan. That could be either common or a mothership.
- 2:00:54Speaker 3: It didn't hit or didn't drop off on the alien.
- 2:00:56Speaker 3: So I was curious, what is Frankie McDonald, who screamed
- 2:00:58Speaker 3: at you about, you know, be prepared. What is his
- 2:01:00Speaker 3: warning when there's nothing to be worried about. Okay, the
- 2:01:02Speaker 3: asteroid Atlas is headed towards here, but the asteroid Atlas
- 2:01:06Speaker 3: is gonna bypassed here. If it's a clear sky day, Nike,
- 2:01:09Speaker 3: you have to look up in the sky, make sure
- 2:01:14Speaker 3: to find one. Okay, be prepared. All right, all right,
- 2:01:19Speaker 3: thank you, thank you, Frankie. All Right, Well that's uh,
- 2:01:23Speaker 3: that's this weekend audio you guys need.
- 2:01:24Speaker 5: Uh show is next?
- 2:01:27Speaker 2: Hang ontologies.
- 2:01:32Speaker 3: Man, it's seasonology show. Oh it's it for Thursday. To
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: sit up the full show podcast. Get caught up in
- 2:01:42Speaker 3: anything you might have missed today. Go to the woodieshow
- 2:01:45Speaker 3: dot com or wherever you get podcasts other than Spotify.
- 2:01:48Speaker 3: Just saw another comment and our Instagram about like, hey,
- 2:01:51Speaker 3: guys really missed the show. You guys haven't what's up
- 2:01:54Speaker 3: with Spotify? I haven't been able to hear the show
- 2:01:56Speaker 3: in months? So they see us on Instagram, but because
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: it's not on Spotify, they haven't listened.
- 2:02:02Speaker 6: It's on every.
- 2:02:05Speaker 5: Other podcast platform.
- 2:02:07Speaker 3: Just try any of the other ones and if for
- 2:02:10Speaker 3: not on that one, let us know. We'll get on
- 2:02:11Speaker 3: that one. But for whatever reason, the Spotify thing is.
- 2:02:14Speaker 5: Is still in the shoe.
- 2:02:15Speaker 3: But whatever, let's go to the Woodieshow dot Com. It's
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- 2:02:34Speaker 3: today's podcast there at the Woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is
- 2:02:38Speaker 3: Friday of another week and it's actual Halloween, you guys. Finally, Yeah,
- 2:02:45Speaker 3: so it's all treats, no tricks, d u i Q.
- 2:02:49Speaker 3: We're gonna do the grand prize announcement. Who gets to
- 2:02:52Speaker 3: fly to Dubai Friday Fail Stories maybe some Woodies Show
- 2:02:56Speaker 3: Friday Okie Training, these headlines and more Friday on the
- 2:03:00Speaker 3: Woody Show. And if you got for us between now
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- 2:03:04Speaker 3: that numbers eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie Finals. Follow
- 2:03:08Speaker 3: us on social media at the Woody Show. Greg Gory
- 2:03:11Speaker 3: parting words of wisdom.
- 2:03:12Speaker 15: Please, Yeah, never take criticism from somebody you wouldn't take
- 2:03:15Speaker 15: advice from.
- 2:03:18Speaker 12: Now.
- 2:03:18Speaker 3: Is just some old timey, old timey like tried and
- 2:03:22Speaker 3: true sage advice. Yeah that I need to follow. Yeah,
- 2:03:26Speaker 3: it's always funny that you see, like a fat physical trainer, Yeah,
- 2:03:30Speaker 3: you know, how does that work? Or doctors who smoke. Yeah,
- 2:03:33Speaker 3: like you want to take advice from the fat chef.
- 2:03:36Speaker 6: Not the skinny shact they've experienced.
- 2:03:38Speaker 3: Right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory Woody,
- 2:03:41Speaker 3: thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
- 2:03:43Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
- 2:03:46Speaker 3: it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
- 2:03:47Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have
- 2:03:50Speaker 3: a great day.
- 2:03:51Speaker 5: SMD double M.
- 2:03:52Speaker 3: Quit this bitch,