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Trust Me Granny, You'll Love It | Thursday October 09, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma today inside the Treehouse. Our
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  Speaker 2: second segment is mostly for Trey. Our third segment is
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  Speaker 2: all about Rash. It is special for you today, my friends,
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  Speaker 2: but we will start with something for all of us.
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  Speaker 3: You know the phrase you really stepped in.
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  Speaker 2: It all too well, I think we've all done that
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  Speaker 2: a time or two. Well, most people step into smelly predicaments.
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  Speaker 2: But Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones fingers him in case
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  Speaker 2: you did not hear, the NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: owner and general manager Jerry Jones for flashing his middle finger.
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  Speaker 2: At fans, which is a relief to some because usually
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  Speaker 2: he's using it to touch them.
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  Speaker 4: I say, this didn't happen at baby dolls. This did
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  Speaker 4: not happen to baby dolls. Now.
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  Speaker 2: This was from his suite at the Jets game this
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  Speaker 2: past Sunday, and I saw the photo of this and
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  Speaker 2: didn't think anything untoward of it. It seemed like a
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  Speaker 2: classic New York interaction. They're flipping him off, saying all
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  Speaker 2: sorts of probably terrible things, and he's smiling as he
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  Speaker 2: gives them the double the double finger salute back. It
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  Speaker 2: looked to me like it was ingest good old fashioned
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  Speaker 2: revelry in New Jersey. But instead the NFL saw it
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  Speaker 2: as something different than that and decided to find him
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for double tep.
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  Speaker 4: The ritz CA. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna miss it too much now.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and.
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  Speaker 1: I believe the Jets owner Woody Johnson has said he
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  Speaker 1: wants to sue Jerry Jones for what oh who I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of the few owners that makes Jerry actually actually,
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  Speaker 1: I always a Ry's a good owner. He's just a
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  Speaker 1: bad GM. But yeah, I mean, Whatddy Johnson is far
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  Speaker 1: worse as an owner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Jerry Jones is great for the league,
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  Speaker 2: and he's great for his fellow owners. He's just terrible
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  Speaker 2: for us as Cowboys fans.
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  Speaker 4: You know, great owner, bad GM. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All that being said, the only thing more ridiculous than
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  Speaker 2: the NFL finding Jerry Jones two hundred and fifty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars for flashing his middle finger at Jets fans is
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Jones's sad excuse for an excuse because he apologized
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  Speaker 2: for the gesture, claiming he intended to give a thumbs
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  Speaker 2: up to Dallas fans. Although if you intended to give
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  Speaker 2: a thumbs up to Dallas fans and it ended up
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  Speaker 2: as two middle fingers, that tracks.
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  Speaker 4: Also arthritis.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to do this, but all my fingers could
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  Speaker 5: do with this, Yeah, And.
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  Speaker 2: I figured if and I figured if I smiled every
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  Speaker 2: they would take it the right way.
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  Speaker 4: Who wants Johnny Blue? I say my.
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  Speaker 1: Thumbs were holding my glass at Johnny Walker Blue?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean at that point, it really is
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  Speaker 2: about priorities and do you want your thumb to go
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  Speaker 2: thumbs up or do you want your thumb to hang
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  Speaker 2: on to your best friend?
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  Speaker 4: Old Johnny. That's the only walker he'll ever use. That's ironic.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, because Johnny Walker.
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  Speaker 3: You're drink enough, Johnny Walker, you're gonna need a walker.
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  Speaker 4: You'll go sideways. Yeah. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The incident happened late in the game against the New
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  Speaker 2: York Jets, after another Dallas touchdown. That's according to the AP.
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  Speaker 2: The Cowboys won the game thirty seven to twenty two.
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  Speaker 2: Jones is appealing the fine. That's according to NFL Network
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  Speaker 2: insider Tom Pelasaro, claiming the gesture was inadvertent.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, what it does speak to is.
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  Speaker 1: Where Jerry just sometimes just I mean, you're you're stooping
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  Speaker 1: to the level of Jets fans, of fucking Jets fans, And.
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  Speaker 3: That's where I thought that it was.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I thought it was all in good fun
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  Speaker 2: because he's smiling as he's doing it, which is something
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  Speaker 2: if you're going into certain stadiums on the road you
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  Speaker 2: need and you are in a suite as the owner,
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  Speaker 2: and you got the windows open, then you need to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, sort of act accordingly. And having a little
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  Speaker 2: fun with some Jets fans flipping them off back. I
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  Speaker 2: think that's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Eagles fans would have been fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the NFL would have been acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean everyone would have understood it. But they're
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  Speaker 1: Jets fans.
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  Speaker 4: And.
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  Speaker 2: Had this happen in Philadelphia, everyone would have asked what
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  Speaker 2: did the Philly fans do first?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know, they provoked it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they're they're they're winning his quarterback of the
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  Speaker 1: last twenty five years just gots just stabbed the Uber
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  Speaker 1: Eats driver.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think and I think that puts them
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  Speaker 2: in like their Ring of honor or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he took them to two AMC championships and a
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  Speaker 1: butt fumble and now he's stabbing Uber Eats drivers old ones.
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  Speaker 5: But that But have you ever in the history of
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  Speaker 5: ever inadvertently flipped somebody off.
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  Speaker 2: No, every single time I flipped somebody off, it was
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  Speaker 2: quite intentional, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, oh man, I can't believe I
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  Speaker 5: did that. Okay, then you need to go to a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Well he does.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's doctor Walker, doctor Blue, doctor Johnny, doctor Johnny Blue,
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  Speaker 2: or doctor Johnny Walker code blue.
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  Speaker 4: If it was a code blue, we'd win a Super Bowl. Ah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the guys on the fan on one O five
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  Speaker 2: three the Fan, the Cowboys flagship station in DFW did
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  Speaker 2: a good job, and they asked Old Jerry about this,
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  Speaker 2: and he said that was unfortunate. That was kind of
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  Speaker 2: an exchange with our fans out in front of us.
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  Speaker 2: There was a swarm of Cowboys fans out in front,
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  Speaker 2: not Jets fans, Cowboys fans. The entire stadium was brimming
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  Speaker 2: with enthusiasm of Cowboys, and certainly late in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Jones added that his middle finger salute was inadvertent on
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  Speaker 2: my part because that was right after we made our
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  Speaker 2: last touchdown. We were all excited. There wasn't any antagonistic
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  Speaker 2: issue or anything. I just put up the wrong show
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  Speaker 2: on the hand. So here he's saying the gesture was
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  Speaker 2: towards Cowboys fans, And for finally we have the physical
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  Speaker 2: admission of what Jerry Jones has been doing to us
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys fans for thirty years, despite what his mouth says.
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  Speaker 2: And I've learned, I have learned over my years of experience,
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  Speaker 2: especially in the radio industry, to listen when people say something,
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  Speaker 2: but pay attention to their actions because those will always
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  Speaker 2: give them away. Because when Jerry Jones is like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I really care about Super Bowl and I want to
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  Speaker 2: make sure that we bring a title back to Dallas
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  Speaker 2: because all these fans deserve it.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that was that was some sling. Babe Forrest Gump,
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  Speaker 4: Matthew McConaughey crossover. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: You need to save that should have gone more, Luke Bryan, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this has been all right.
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  Speaker 4: All right, alright, let's just get a win.
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  Speaker 2: You know what if it if it brings us a
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  Speaker 2: new title, I will bring I will bring in the
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  Speaker 2: new Conaughey.
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  Speaker 1: It's McConaughey Gump, kind of gumplas fellas.
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  Speaker 4: I just the deal. I like to like to do
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  Speaker 4: my new kid.
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  Speaker 5: Forrest McConaughey laughs, like a box of chocolates that comes
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  Speaker 5: into Lincoln.
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  Speaker 4: That's what we're gonna do. Go ut the middle, fingers,
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  Speaker 4: neck and bonkos. What that is?
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  Speaker 3: That is something Jerry and Matthew could do together.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see that picture. The part of Jerry's
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  Speaker 1: statement that really is bothersome is his statement of brimming
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  Speaker 1: with enthusiasm. You were playing the Jets, the Jets.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he's so happy.
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  Speaker 2: Because if he's flipping off, whether it's Cowboys fans or
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  Speaker 2: Jets fans, he can say, look at least.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know things are bad.
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  Speaker 2: I know things is bad, but at least we're not
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  Speaker 2: the Jets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that statement rings true regardless, Right, we beat
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  Speaker 5: the worst team in the NFL.
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  Speaker 4: Congrats.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, there might be worse.
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  Speaker 2: The sad thing is that what some people would say
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  Speaker 2: is the worst team in the NFL beat the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 2: and that.
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  Speaker 4: We aren't they owned.
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  Speaker 5: The Jets are owned five now, right, congrats Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: At least we're not New York. That's our Jenny God,
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  Speaker 4: how I mean, how far have we fallen?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty far?
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  Speaker 4: Uh all right.
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  Speaker 2: Headline kids in New York keep dying while subway surfing
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  Speaker 2: on top of trains?
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  Speaker 4: Can they be stopped? The kids are the trains?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Trey for pointing out the Associated press poor
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  Speaker 2: headline writing skills on this story.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very valid question.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I read the headline exactly as it is
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  Speaker 2: posted on AP news dot com. Kids in New York
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  Speaker 2: keep dying while subway surfing on top of trains?
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  Speaker 3: Can they be stopped?
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  Speaker 2: Usually that they would refer to the previous noun, which
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  Speaker 2: in this case would be the trains as supposed to
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  Speaker 2: the kids. So short answer, Trey, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if anything's actually being done to try
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  Speaker 2: to stop either.
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  Speaker 4: Don't stop the kids. That's stitting the herd. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but hang on, listen to the actual story, Raj.
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  Speaker 2: This is how the story starts.
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  Speaker 4: Cavan. I'm sorry Cavan wouldn't loved trains.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing because it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm laughing because I feel shame.
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  Speaker 4: M Let me get that out of my system. He
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  Speaker 4: loved trains till eleven twenty. That's when it happened. Co
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  Speaker 4: Cavan wouldn't loved.
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  Speaker 2: The fifteen year old had an encyclopedic knowledge of New
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  Speaker 2: York City subway system and dreamed of becoming a trained operator.
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  Speaker 4: He just didn't know about bridges overpasses.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know, had he start to trains that are
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  Speaker 1: above ground, he probably would have been okay.
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  Speaker 2: Instead, on a December morning of twenty twenty two, Cavan
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  Speaker 2: died after he climbed to the roof of a moving
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  Speaker 2: Jay train in Brooklyn and then fell onto the tracks
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  Speaker 2: as it headed onto the Williamsburg Bridge. For someone that
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  Speaker 2: had an encip For someone that had an encyclopedic knowledge
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  Speaker 2: of New York City's subway system and dreamed of becoming
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  Speaker 2: a train operator, you would think at some point he
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  Speaker 2: would have realized that climbing on top of the train
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  Speaker 2: is a bad idea. Unfortunately, he didn't learn that.
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  Speaker 4: Until the last moment.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, he is one of more than a
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  Speaker 2: dozen New Yorkers, many of whom are young boys, who
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  Speaker 2: have been killed or badly injured after falling off speeding trains.
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  Speaker 2: Other risks include being crushed between the train and tunnel
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  Speaker 2: walls and being electrocuted by high vaulted subway tracks. Subway
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  Speaker 2: surfing dates back a century, but it has been fueled
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  Speaker 2: in modern times by shocker social media. Don't ride trains.
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  Speaker 4: The more you know.
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  Speaker 5: Look up how many people die in India every day
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  Speaker 5: on trains?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a lot? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well I didn't know if it was actually surprisingly
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  Speaker 2: little because they're so good at getting up on top
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  Speaker 2: of the trains.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're also good at ducking, So apparently that's
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  Speaker 5: something this kid didn't learn. He's like, I want to
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  Speaker 5: ride the train, but I don't know how to duck.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's people one hundred people a day in
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  Speaker 4: India on the trends.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, are they trying to recreate Titanic on the subway.
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  Speaker 2: You know what would have saved this kid's life is
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  Speaker 2: if he watched.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah she got that sip, Come on up, There's plenty
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  Speaker 10: of room beyond.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what you're talking about at the front of the
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  Speaker 3: ship in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I was thinking at the end when when
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  Speaker 2: she says no, sorry, Jack, there's not enough room for
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  Speaker 2: both of us, when obviously there is, and she just
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  Speaker 2: shoved down.
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  Speaker 4: That was gravity, that was hypothermia.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing is this had this kid watched the
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  Speaker 2: educational film Speed, he would have known that every so
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  Speaker 2: often you need to duck mm hmm or roll out
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 4: But he didn't. He was the only one on top
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  Speaker 4: of the train. As far as so there's other people.
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  Speaker 2: I guess as far as I know, this was a
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  Speaker 2: solo adventure. I don't know if he had a team,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, it's I don't know if this is a
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  Speaker 2: team sport or if he's solo.
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  Speaker 5: And then he fell onto the tracks, so then I'm
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  Speaker 5: guessing another train hit him or.
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  Speaker 4: They fall fall into the wall.
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  Speaker 1: I mean obviously it's pretty tight in the subway and
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, yeah, or just the fact you're going really
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  Speaker 1: fast and yeah you fall off ground hard gravity.
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  Speaker 3: M And if that wasn't bad enough, then the tracks
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  Speaker 3: electric cute?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? And what are they? What are they? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: I mean Roger, Roger's right, this is the thinning of
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  Speaker 1: the herd. But what what do they want to do?
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  Speaker 1: They want to slow down the trains.
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming the only thing they can really do is
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  Speaker 2: p s A because I don't you know what, You're right,
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  Speaker 2: Maybe slowing down the trains would alleviate some deaths of
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  Speaker 2: kids riding trains.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean no, because I feel bad for
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  Speaker 1: the kids. But I got places to be.
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  Speaker 2: Tray's just riding the subway reading the New York Times.
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  Speaker 2: One falls off on the window behind him. He looks around,
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  Speaker 2: he checks the time. He's like, ah, but we're still
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  Speaker 2: on time.
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  Speaker 2: Uh Trey, I just saw Daisy, who has been under
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: the weather over the last week, Like she just got up.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Looked she was walking a little stiff, kind of kind
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: of bow legged.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Is she doing okay? Yeah, she's doing okay.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You know. I mean you get to be about ninety.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: See how well you you know, move around when you
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: first get up.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to insult her gait.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking, like from everything she went through
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: of the last week with whatever bitter on her junk
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: while she was taking a whiz, Nah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: She's doing fine.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: It's like there's I was walking the other day and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it's some old guy, you know, he was looking at her,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: goes she goda move around that?
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: It's like neither do you, motherfucker.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It's amazing how how Mama bear we will get with
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: our dogs when a stranger comments on something on it
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: and it's all judges.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Like I wanted to leave my dog out it. Why
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: are you talking about my dog? Shut up? Yeah, she's
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: still moving around pretty damn well. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Never underestimated stranger's ability to insert their nose into your business,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: m especially when it comes to commenting on something that
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: no one asked him about. It's like, our dog's moving
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: a little slow. Why do you feel the need to
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: comment on that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: What am I supposed to do with that information? Am I?
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Am?
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I going to thank you for it?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I'm the asshole that goes You know. You're right, I'm
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: gonna go. I'm gonna put them down right now.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: You want to come. You know what you inspired this?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I've been putting this off. I'm terrible. Let's you know what,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I'll just do it right here, I'll do it. Look
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: hit me that brick will do this together. You've shown
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: me the light clearly. This dog is miserable and.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I would old yell or it, just take the gun out,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: like you know what. I've been waiting for somebody to
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: say something.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: The difference is that with Tray he'll say all those
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: things to lure you went, and he'll take that brick
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and smack you upside the head with it and.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Kill you or shoot you with that pistol either way
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: up and then Daisy will come over and feast.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: On your blood, which well then rejuvenate her, restoring her
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: walk to a fine twenty five year old. Yes, in
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: dog years anyway. Uh yeah, that as a parent of
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: an actual baby, are you allowed to have that? Do
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: people have that same reaction or is that more of
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: a dog owner reaction to be like rare?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Mike.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: My girlfriend showed me a picture of her nephew, and
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: the only thing, because I have no kids, but the
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: only thing I said was that's a massive dome. That's
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: the only thing that came out of mind, Like not
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: healthy baby. He's very tall for I think he's a
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: couple of months old. But boy, his head is as
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: big as yours.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Dad, Hang on.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: For the record, Trey's head is bigger than mine.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yours, You know, attacks structure is better.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: How can you put the blame on me somehow that
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: my head is attacking immovable objects, when in reality it
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: feels like they are attacking me.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: You just look like you have.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: A good forehead, like Trey looks like a buckle. You
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: look like you're gonna keep running till you black out.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Tray's gonna stops level headed.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: He's level headed. You're big headed.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I don't know what they say about kids,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: like I don't know how to compliment a baby. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: was like, ah, I mean he's chunky. Apparently that's not
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: a good thing to say.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: No, And actually that I think that actually solidifies or
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: shed some light on the point, which is a stranger
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: will make an a whole comment about your dog. If
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: you're out on a walk, like the old man did
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: with Trey's daisy, saying, oh, she's looking kind of not
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: getting around too good, that same old man is not
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: going to have a similar comment to someone's baby in
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: a stroller.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: They're not going to say, oh, that kid's got a
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: big dome.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: They'll be like, oh, okay, so I'm that guy then,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: because I'm the same guy, then apparently I'm like, that's
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: a that's a big head on that kid.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Well, seeing a picture is one thing. Actually saying it
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: in front of the baby's parents a whole other thing.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: That's right, yes, And that's my point is a stranger
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: will negatively comment on your dog if you're walking the dog,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: but they will not do the same with the baby.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they should.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I've seen pictures of babies and I've been like, wow,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: that's an unfortunate looking kid.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, I saw one. I was like, God,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I hope I hope they grow into the face.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're right, I mean even like so, I mean,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Grace is four and a half months and somebody the
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: other days like, well, she's tiny. I'm like, well, she's
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: a baby, and I guess they thought it was a
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: fully grown dog. Like ask me first, Yeah, right, Like,
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: how howlds the Howl's the dog four and a half months?
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well she looks good for her age, but
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: she's like oh.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Like I was like, I wasn't feeding her enough or
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: I wasn't taking her out enough, but like that was
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: the that's what they were kind of saying, Well she's small. Yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: well she's four and a half months old.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I'd like to put this out into the world.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: If you're one of those types that likes to comment
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: negatively on someone's dog that is being walked. Take that
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: same energy and that same negative thought and put it
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: into some mom with a kid and a stroller and
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: deliver the judgmental thing you have that you think about
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: that kid. Be like kid, that kid doesn't look like
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: he's missed a meal.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Or a gay couple with the baby, because I
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: would like to see that ass whipping.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: How did that happen? That wouldn't surprise me here, how'd
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: y'all do that?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Is that yours?
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: If they just responded with Obamacare, I would love it,
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: like figures exactly.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: That's why I didn't get it, all right, This last
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: bit of the Treehouse Show today is specifically for you, Raj.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: All Right, Okay, I want you to do me a favor.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I want you to close your eyes for a moment
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: because I want to set this up. Okay, okay, so
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: close your eyes for just a moment. Closed, Okay, stay
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: there now. I want you to I want you to
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: open your eyes. For those that are listening to the show,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not watching it on Patreon, I'm going to sit video.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to set the scene for you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: In this particular scene, there is.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: There is a there is.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: A lovely looking older lady sitting on some bleachers, and
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: about a row and a half in front of her
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: on the bleachers is a man wearing a orange vest
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: holding her cannon pointed directly at her.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is a video. I just have not hit
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: play yet.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to see Raja's reaction at just the
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: frozen frame.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: All right, this almost I'm gonna die.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: This is the least so I'll ever do. Take a
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: deep breath. This is one of those This is one
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: of those expectations versus reality moments. All right, here you go,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: this is all for you. Here you go, open your eyes. Watch,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: let's take it all in.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I can't see Nana go through this.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: If Nana can go through it, you can watch it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: All right, here we gorge.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: This is one of the last.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: This is one of those moments where you see it
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: and you have a dream and it absolutely delivered.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Neither can she.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Because that hit her right in the chest. Oh, you're
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: gonna see it a bunch of mine.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, and it makes you wonder who is filming this?
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Is it? Her granddaughter, her daughter?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, because the act in itself is pretty
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: atrocious and hysterical. But the commentary immediately after is also.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Before when she go fire, it true.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: That was a T shirt guy for a day.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: He had this T shirt cannon operator had one job,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: and he performed it all too well.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: That's the greatest thing I've ever seen lives.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Back, like, I know, the fact that she's able, the
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: fact that she's got some core strength left to pull
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: herself out from in between the bleachers.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think the part that really it's so violent.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a guy sitting it looks like probably
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: six feet to her right, and it scares.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Him when it goes off, but not the other guy
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: next to him, or the other person next I can't
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: see if it's a girl chills. So the guy in
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: the red hat moves the other person I don't think
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: does she does.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Eventually, once she realizes that it looks like Granny here
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: might be in trouble, she stands. She starts to stand
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: up with her mouth.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: A gape, like, oh my god, they actually shot her.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: You all came? She fail? She no, she didn't fall
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: she got a shot. She didn't just fall down. She
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: was shot in point blank with a T shirt cannon.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: So as a person that. You know, I wanted to be.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Studying for cardiothoracic surgery. This would be the case that
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I would want to come in. It's like, what happened.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: We have an elderly lady. She has a T shirt
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: in her chest.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I know most surgeons can't wait for the conjoined twin operation.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: You are waiting for the old lady who took a
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: T shirt to the chest from a T shirt canon.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: How do you how do you code that? Like a
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: time of death? One go Buffalo's whatever's on the T shirt.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: I hope they that's what they buried her in.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: And this was the last time.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: This was the last time Little Forest McConaughey shot the
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: T shirt cannon.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: If you think that's Forrest McConaughey, well you are reading
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: the New York Times.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Well look at look at the T shirt cannon operator's
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: face throughout this entire video.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: So I know it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I know it's tempting to watch granny and watch her
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: get absolutely destroyed by this T shirt being fired out
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: of the T shirt cannon. But keep an eye on
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: the T shirt cannon operator here market only for the
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: briefest of moments, does his smile go away, but then
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: it immediately returns.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I think the only time to smile went away is
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the little bit of recoil. The massive T shirt cannon.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a great example of an over pressurized
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: T shirt cannon.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: I've never seen. I've never seen pure joy, like they say.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Like when you have a child or when you have you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: This and that this man's face is what I believe
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: joy to be.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: This is what I think my grandmother feared the most, was.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You with the with the T shirt canon.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: No, I what she was mostly afraid of before she
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: actually died was being hauled out of her bedroom, being
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: hauled out of her Fox News cocoon, and being fired
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: upon by the Obama death squad.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I just thought you were going to say a brown
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: man shooting white stuff at her, warn her.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Marchin she fel.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Actually, now that I think about it, listen to this again. Okay,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: listen to the part with the girls like fire and
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: then say she fell. Okay, pay attention to that.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Fire, warn her, marchin, she fail. That's a conspiracy.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: They are trying to cover this up, because that same
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: voice says fire it. Then they see what happened and
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: how injured Granny might be, and then she immediately goes
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: into cover up mode by saying, she fell.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: She fell, she fell.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing to see here, nothing happened, she just fell.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Had nothing to do with uh BJ's T shirt cannon
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: hitting her in the chest.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Hang on, play that again and listen to the noise.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Granny's back makes it hits this that's my favorite part.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: All right, here we.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Go hang on, not to let the conspiracy nut in
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: me out, But are we sure that's her back hitting
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: the wood of the bleacher seat behind.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Her, or is it possible there's a second shooter.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Coming from the grassy knoll of the pictures mound behind them?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: How bad was this game? You know?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Back into the left.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Back and to the left back into the maybe it's right,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Every time, every time, it's so good.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: This video has layers, a lot like the lawsuit probably
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: has that she filed.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: All I'm saying like the only thing I can think
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: of is it sounds like the daughter or whoever's talking,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: was like, hey, can you come over here with your
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: T shirt canon and shoot my mom?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: And then we're you know, I want you to hold in.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I want you to hold that thought. Let's carry this
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: over into our Super Plus episode.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, Trey, play us out.
• 40:35
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• 40:44
  Speaker 2: This will be in our Superplus fifty six episode coming right,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: huh