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Bull Sessions: Vol. 15 · Bearded And Crunchy

0:20
SPEAKER_01: Good job, the podcast listeners everywhere.
0:31
SPEAKER_00: We're back after one week hiatus.
0:34
SPEAKER_00: That was weird.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I I I'll say this in the moment because there was a lot going on.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: And we were also recording the Halloween special that it was okay to skip, but I don't never want to do that again.
0:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was weird.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: It just didn't feel right.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: No, I was waiting for it to drop this morning.
0:52
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh.
0:55
SPEAKER_00: Right.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: So I'm just going to go.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm like looking.
0:57
SPEAKER_00: But once again, thanks for listening.
0:59
SPEAKER_00: Um, guys, we're climbing.
1:01
SPEAKER_00: We we're very close to 1,500 follow uh uh downloads.
1:05
SPEAKER_00: Um we're getting a little bit more views and stuff on all of our stuff, so keep it up, keep listening.
1:11
SPEAKER_00: We're getting a shit ton of cities.
1:13
SPEAKER_00: We're up to ninety-seven, ninety-eight.
1:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh different cities.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: It's it's I've said it before, dude.
1:21
SPEAKER_00: We're like herpes.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: Once one person gets it, everybody's gonna get a little bit of it too.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a fact.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but uh it's been a we're kind of out of our normal uh recording schedule.
1:34
SPEAKER_00: I had a uh a trip come up that I'm gonna go to this yeah, this this weekend.
1:41
SPEAKER_00: So but the guards, man, let's get into it.
1:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't even want to fuck around, man.
1:46
SPEAKER_00: They've bruh.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: We haven't because we skipped, we can't talk about the White Sox.
1:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh they made them look like bitches.
1:53
SPEAKER_00: I mean being down O and two.
1:55
SPEAKER_00: Right?
1:56
SPEAKER_00: Three in a row to I mean I can talk all day about them, but I mean what what was your thoughts?
2:00
SPEAKER_00: Because you're the baseball guy.
2:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I know baseball, but you are the baseball guy, so I mean, honestly, when they were down 2-0 to the White Sox in the first round, or well, technically the second round, the divisional round, but they uh I was like, well, this is over, wait till next year, and then they just put it on them.
2:19
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was like belt to asses.
2:21
SPEAKER_00: This year they've almost played better with their backs.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: I mean, look what they did.
2:26
SPEAKER_00: They almost had to win every single fucking game in order to win the division, right?
2:31
SPEAKER_00: Like, and that's what I love about this team.
2:33
SPEAKER_00: Once they got the uh the wild card spot, they didn't stop.
2:39
SPEAKER_00: No, they were like, fuck that, we're taking the division, and they did.
2:43
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, they they they came back on them, uh, so fuck the White Sox.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: Um but uh and I've seen a lot of people on on social media talking shit about that too.
2:54
SPEAKER_00: They're like, you know, before the series was over, like, oh the Guardians suck, they didn't even belong in the playoffs.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: And but now, I mean, fuck that first game against Tampa Bay.
3:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was a good game.
3:07
SPEAKER_01: It was a hell of a game, and then second game didn't go our way, but no, but at least it wasn't a blowout.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was I mean, three to one was yeah, that's respectable.
3:16
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
3:16
SPEAKER_00: And then today, yeah, that was fun to that was fun to watch, and you got to listen to it.
3:21
SPEAKER_00: I got to listen to it, yeah.
3:22
SPEAKER_00: I got to to watch it because I had to come back home and work a half a day from home because I had to take the dog to the vet.
3:29
SPEAKER_00: But um bruh, that you know, I I seen a statistic, and I'm probably gonna get this kind of wrong word-wise, but basically they were saying that we technically have um the best uh rotation in baseball for the last five years because of how well our pitchers get rested and shit.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: And the way he was breaking it down, I was like, I never thought of that.
3:53
SPEAKER_00: Like I knew we had good pitching.
3:54
SPEAKER_00: And what really what really got me was I and I wish I could find the video.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: I didn't like it, so that's why I probably won't be able to find it.
4:01
SPEAKER_00: But it was this guy, and he was in the Tampa Bajers, and he was like, Who the who are these guys?
4:05
SPEAKER_00: Who are the guards?
4:06
SPEAKER_00: They have like the worst pitching in.
4:07
SPEAKER_00: No, we don't.
4:08
SPEAKER_00: And I fucking I go through the comments and people are eating him alive.
4:12
SPEAKER_00: They're like, bro, do you even know ball?
4:14
SPEAKER_01: Like, you're not even watching.
4:16
SPEAKER_00: You don't.
4:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, and it's funny because we're doing it with no names.
4:19
SPEAKER_00: I mean, none of those guys are like, I mean, outside of um I mean Gavin Williams.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Gavin Williams started today.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: I mean, outside of that, I mean they're all great pitchers, but I mean, they're not household names outside of Cleveland, right?
4:31
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, and and and I I'm gonna die on this hill.
4:36
SPEAKER_00: Jose Ramirez is and always gonna be my favorite fucking guardian.
4:39
SPEAKER_00: I love that guy so much.
4:41
SPEAKER_00: His passion for this city needs to be documented because that dude he loves it.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: And dude, did you see uh you didn't, but watch the highlight.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure you could hear it because it's you were listening to us, and we know Hammy, he's the greatest fucking um he um when dude hit that home run, Steven Kwan went bananas on the sideline.
5:08
SPEAKER_00: Like it was it was crazy because the the the cameras you know panned over when it was watching.
5:14
SPEAKER_00: And I know you're you you you're still skeptical about my boy Kwan, man.
5:19
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean he he had a down year this year, which that happens, but it's baseball.
5:24
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, if that's one thing I know it's baseball and you know, bounce back next year, but no, there was from what I listened to, and unfortunately the home run was uh during Rosie's call.
5:35
SPEAKER_00: So it's uh I love Rosie because I love Rosie to Duncan but it's not hammy.
5:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's not hammy.
5:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like we gotta we gotta hear hammy for that.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the guy on TikTok that does Tom Hamilton and like a bunch of other stuff?
5:51
SPEAKER_00: He's like Yeah, yeah, that shit's funny.
5:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it cracks me up.
5:56
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I mean they're bruh.
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Well that'd be something, wouldn't it?
6:01
SPEAKER_01: We were up two to one.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: You know, honestly, it could be the year, it's been 10 years since we were at we were in the series last.
6:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh that I I would that was I would I'm saying this as a all of my teams, we all know my favorite teams.
6:17
SPEAKER_00: That was the most heartbreaking season of sports I think I've ever had.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: That was the first time, and I mean I've watched the Steelers lose the Super Bowl to their fucking Packers, but something about that fucking team in 2016, it just felt like it was our time.
6:37
SPEAKER_00: And just I mean, it went all the way to extra innings in the fucking game like home.
6:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you couldn't have written a better fucking and it just it wasn't meant to be, I guess.
6:48
SPEAKER_01: I just thought I was like remembering back on it, you know, because the Cavs won the NBA title.
6:55
SPEAKER_01: That was I cried.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: And they were showing up to all the games.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh dude, they were all there supporting it.
7:00
SPEAKER_00: LeBron was there, they're doing it right now.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
7:03
SPEAKER_00: In fact, exactly uh Donovan Mitchell and threw out the first pitch today, and then I think Jared Allen was there.
7:10
SPEAKER_00: Bunch of them were there the other day.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: Um, I forget who else.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: I I seen I seen a TikTok where they were they were showing where they were.
7:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, against Chicago.
7:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
7:17
SPEAKER_01: Because that was that was game five against Chicago, and uh Travis Kelsey was there too.
7:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:22
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
7:23
SPEAKER_00: That was kind of because he's Cleveland.
7:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, he's a part owner now, isn't he?
7:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh I think so.
7:29
SPEAKER_00: I thought he was becoming a minority owner of the Guardian.
7:32
SPEAKER_00: So good for him.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hell yeah, shit.
7:34
SPEAKER_00: I'll take him.
7:35
SPEAKER_00: He's passionate about sports.
7:36
SPEAKER_00: I like the guy.
7:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he's never who's never too but he or who he plays for.
7:43
SPEAKER_00: So what?
7:43
SPEAKER_00: He played for the Chiefs.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: But who gives him?
7:45
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's always repped Cleveland no matter what.
7:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, you gotta go with the team.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's been with the same team, right?
7:53
SPEAKER_00: That his old career that's a privilege.
7:54
SPEAKER_00: I will tell you this, real just off topic.
7:56
SPEAKER_00: You ever notice tight ends tend to do that?
7:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, tight ends, like good tight ends, yeah.
8:02
SPEAKER_00: Very rarely, I mean, some of them did, like Shannon Sharp, he had two careers.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: He had a great career in Denver and then did really good in Baltimore.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: So but yeah, man, it's been great to watch our boys fucking and and like there was another one.
8:18
SPEAKER_00: I I wish I could, I really wish I could find this one, but this guy he said, you know why this guards team is good?
8:26
SPEAKER_00: He said, because if like he goes, go go to New York, go to Chicago, go to LA, yep, and see if you see any of those players walking around downtown.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: He goes, you won't.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: He goes, but you could see Rocchio on the streets of Cleveland.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: You could see Jose Ramirez going somewhere in Cleveland.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
8:45
SPEAKER_00: He goes, these are a bunch of guys that like playing baseball.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: And he said, and I think that's why they're so successful.
8:52
SPEAKER_01: Did you see all the stuff from game five against the White Sox after the game?
8:57
SPEAKER_01: There was a bunch of bunch of our guys out just going to the bars.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: And people were just like, hey, they're like, hey.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's bruh, I I don't want to say it yet, but after game two of that divisional series, it was like a switch.
9:15
SPEAKER_00: And it's almost a totally different team.
9:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:18
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know who talked to him.
9:20
SPEAKER_00: Coach.
9:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't it maybe.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: And I love him.
9:23
SPEAKER_00: I actually think he's I mean, I I still I still want Tito I still want Tito back.
9:27
SPEAKER_00: That's my guy.
9:28
SPEAKER_00: That's my guy.
9:28
SPEAKER_00: But um I I I was happy with who they got to replace him.
9:32
SPEAKER_00: He's done a he's done a great job.
9:34
SPEAKER_00: Um the good thing was we kept most of our uh pitching coaches and stuff like that, because we got the best pitching coaches in the league.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't give a fuck.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: You can put them up against anybody, and I'll I'll I'll take the Pepsi challenge on that shit.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I I I agree.
9:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, the the and the crazy thing is is that when we went to the series in 16, we had a different pitching coach.
9:53
SPEAKER_01: We did.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: And he was fantastic too, and then he went on to unfortunately be the head coach of the Mets.
9:59
SPEAKER_00: That didn't work out.
10:00
SPEAKER_01: That didn't last long because the Mets are I don't care if they've got a$700 million payroll, they're ass.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: They're garbage.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: Like what happened to Lindor?
10:08
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
10:09
SPEAKER_00: He did the opposite of Romero's.
10:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: He chased the money.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: He could have stayed.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: He could have.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: He didn't.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: Fuck him.
10:17
SPEAKER_00: That's what that that that quote from Jose, he was like, what difference does it make?
10:21
SPEAKER_00: 150, 200 million.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: He was like, 50 million is not gonna change my life.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: He goes, I I want to be in Cleveland.
10:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm already rich.
10:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:28
SPEAKER_00: He was like, I want to be in Cleveland.
10:29
SPEAKER_01: It don't matter no more.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: I I want to hug him so bad.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: I know, right?
10:32
SPEAKER_00: I just want to give him a big hug.
10:33
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: He's gonna be a Hall of Famer when he's better over.
10:37
SPEAKER_00: He fucking better.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: Because there I've never the guy the the one thing I'll say about him is he's resilient.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: If you ever notice, like even when he's having a slump, he never looks down.
10:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:47
SPEAKER_00: Like he goes, I'm I'm gonna figure it out.
10:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:49
SPEAKER_00: And I I don't know what it is about him, man.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: I just I I I almost have a man crush on him or some shit.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
10:55
SPEAKER_01: I just he's just a good person.
10:58
SPEAKER_01: But do you a lot of what it is is the fact that it's he's blue collar, like most of us in Ohio are, especially in northeast Ohio.
11:06
SPEAKER_01: We're just blue collar.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: You know, we love our families, we go to work every day, we you know grind.
11:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's it.
11:13
SPEAKER_00: And that's a type of you know, that's why, you know.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: And and not being a Browns fan, that's why people like Johnny Manzel didn't fit in Cleveland.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: We don't it's fun for a novelty for about a game and a half.
11:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, then it's annoying.
11:31
SPEAKER_00: But then when that wears off, it's like, dog, where's your passion?
11:33
SPEAKER_00: And shit.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: Like, we want people that are like here.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, he was already some oil money.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, he never had to worry about nothing again for the rest of his life.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever watch that documentary on it?
11:44
SPEAKER_00: Dude, he's a fucking mess.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: I mean, don't get me wrong, you know, most of it was self-inflicted, but I mean, he he had a lot of inner demons that he wasn't willing to face.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: And I think, you know, if you don't, and I'm a product of that as well, they will come back.
12:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
12:01
SPEAKER_00: And they'll they'll bite you in the ass.
12:02
SPEAKER_00: Just like this is right now.
12:03
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
12:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that shit's still we didn't talk about it because we didn't.
12:09
SPEAKER_00: So, guys, just so you know, uh Bob almost died.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know about it.
12:13
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm just I'm just kidding.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: I he had some kind of viral infection.
12:17
SPEAKER_01: I had a uh bacterial infection.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Bacterial, I'm sorry.
12:20
SPEAKER_01: It's the same bacteria that can cause walking pneumonia.
12:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:23
SPEAKER_01: And unfortunately, I was one of the 25% of people that gets an immune response reaction, and I had it looked like I was a leper for like four or five days, and the antibiotics took care of all the shit.
12:36
SPEAKER_01: Now my hands from where all the crap was, they're like callused over, and now they're peeling, and it's like I want to take a piece of sandpaper to my hand.
12:47
SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
12:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: We we skipped that week, so we missed a few things.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: But nothing, I mean, really, outside of I mean, we we we taped, I mean, we can give a little preview.
12:57
SPEAKER_00: We taped the Halloween special uh and I finished editing it last night, and you guys are in for a fucking treat.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: We we both put a lot of time into this episode, and uh I I'll say it, even if it doesn't do well, I'm happy with it.
13:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was good.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: And now it actually got me thinking after I got done editing it.
13:17
SPEAKER_00: You know, the first thing I thought of, and I'm dead serious, like the first thing that went to my mind is I I grabbed my notebook and I was like, man, what can we do to make it better next year?
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Like that was literally what popped in my head because it was good.
13:29
SPEAKER_01: I've already been thinking about Thanksgiving and Christmas.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
13:32
SPEAKER_01: Like, what are we gonna do?
13:34
SPEAKER_00: Like the Thanksgiving one might be a little tough.
13:36
SPEAKER_00: Bearded and crunchy, cook a turkey.
13:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, right.
13:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
13:39
SPEAKER_00: How would we do that?
13:41
SPEAKER_00: Uh bearded and stuffing?
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Bearded and stuffing, I don't know.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: But I mean, I don't have any like crazy family drama growing up or anything like the nutty uncle at Thanksgiving that ruins it.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't have anything like that.
13:53
SPEAKER_00: To be honest, Thanksgiving's always been small in my tradition.
13:58
SPEAKER_00: Um typically it was just me, you know, all my brothers and sisters didn't live with us, and then they were grown by the time like I was ten.
14:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and it was just us three.
14:06
SPEAKER_00: I think when I was little or littler, like we would go over to like my uncle's once in a while, yeah.
14:11
SPEAKER_00: And then like my grandma's, but even when me and Rihanna got together, uh, it was typically just us, um, her, you know, obviously her parents and her brother, and that was it.
14:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's I mean we didn't have a lot of people there.
14:25
SPEAKER_01: So my house is full every year with my in-laws.
14:27
SPEAKER_01: I end up cooking everything, and that's fine, I don't mind.
14:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: And you know, I always text, like, I damn it, this I'm so stressed out.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, I have so much.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: And you nail it every year.
14:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, every year, and everybody's like, Oh dude, no, it's good.
14:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I try, like, I really I'm I'm prepping the day before.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: The the one the one thing about food is it doesn't matter about time, and it doesn't matter about like what it none of it matters if they know it tastes good, that's all it's gonna fucking matter.
15:00
SPEAKER_00: So it you know, it's like for me, like there's times when we get a late start on Thanksgiving, like I'm not a turkey guy, like I'm not a big one.
15:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I don't eat very much turkey.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: I I'll give you guys a preview, I'll probably talk about it for the Thanksgiving, but growing up we were untraditional, and I don't know if I ever told you guys.
15:16
SPEAKER_00: Um we didn't eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my household, probably since I was about twelve.
15:24
SPEAKER_01: Wow, ham or like pizza?
15:26
SPEAKER_00: No?
15:28
SPEAKER_00: We had everything else the same, but we had fried chicken.
15:31
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, okay.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: My mom just made a bunch of fried chicken because we didn't my dad said there's no sense in cooking a fucking turkey all day.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: Even if you get a small one for us to eat one piece because we weren't turkey people, right?
15:42
SPEAKER_00: Why waste the money?
15:43
SPEAKER_00: Eat chicken.
15:43
SPEAKER_00: So we just had fried chicken.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: And it Vonnie always loved that shit.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: Because I would like I remember one Thanksgiving, I was going over there after I ate.
15:52
SPEAKER_00: I was living on my own, but I was going over to hang out with him.
15:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: And I had gone over to my mom and dad's to eat, and she was like, take Vonnie a plate.
16:01
SPEAKER_00: Give him a big plate, get him a big plate.
16:02
SPEAKER_00: And I was putting shit on there.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: And she was like, No, pile it on there.
16:05
SPEAKER_00: Like, feed that boy.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:07
SPEAKER_00: So I I always remember that.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: He'll probably remember that too.
16:10
SPEAKER_00: But um, but yeah, we had fried chicken, man.
16:12
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was awesome.
16:13
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't even eat like like Rihanna says when you know, when she would make the turkey, it's just a uh a vessel for the stuffing.
16:21
SPEAKER_00: For the stuffing, yeah.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: Because I do like stuffing, yeah.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Big stuffing, guys.
16:24
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
16:24
SPEAKER_00: Or dressing, whatever part of the culture you're in, whatever.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: We call it stuffing here.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: We call it stuffing here.
16:29
SPEAKER_00: I know it can be called dressing other places.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: That is not dressing to me, but stuffy, whatever.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: It's like soda and pop.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like fuck you, it's pop, motherfucker.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: They call it soda down south in certain parts.
16:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, and there's also parts where they just call everything coke.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: Coke.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:43
SPEAKER_00: They'll be like, you want a coke?
16:44
SPEAKER_00: And you'll be like, yeah.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: And they'll be like, all right, what kind?
16:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Coke.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: Coke is coke.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: Unless it's the cow.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: If you want a coke, you're gonna say Coca-Cola.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, unless it's the white powder.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: We don't want that.
16:53
SPEAKER_00: Right.
16:53
SPEAKER_00: We don't want none of that.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: Nah, none of that no more.
16:57
SPEAKER_01: Um I don't need that.
16:59
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, where are we at on where are we at on time?
17:01
SPEAKER_00: Eh, 17.
17:02
SPEAKER_00: All right, we got a few more.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: We'll we'll cut it at 25 just because how our episodes have been running.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get too crazy.
17:10
SPEAKER_00: But anyways, it's been fun though.
17:12
SPEAKER_00: It's been fun.
17:13
SPEAKER_00: We I mean we can go.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: Um NBA's getting ready to kick off.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: I can't get ready for that.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: But I don't know, man.
17:20
SPEAKER_00: We didn't really do a whole lot in the offseason.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: No, well, I mean, yes and no, we got but we we got a couple pieces.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, man.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm not I'm not gonna lie, I'm not excited for it.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: No, I just feel like I'm gonna get hyped up for them to have a good regular season where they go like 52 and 30.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: Take us up in the playoffs again and then fucking either get beat in the first or second round.
17:43
SPEAKER_00: And it's like it's like I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm I'm glad that they've built what they've built, but unfortunately, for me right now, they're turning into the Pittsburgh Steelers.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they can make it to the playoffs and have a winning record, but they can't go anywhere.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: So it's like, and and again, they're my favorite team.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm not being mean, I'm just being honest.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm worried about it too.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: I I mean I'm gonna watch them.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: I just I'm not excited as far as to what you know, and now LeBron's in the east.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
18:15
SPEAKER_00: So it's just I don't know, man.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: It's even though I still I I we said this on a on a previous bull session.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, I think he chose out of the places he wanted to go the one where he's gonna be least successful, successful, but that's uh my opinion.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: And we'll see if I eat crow or not.
18:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm actually I'm actually glad that he didn't come to Cleveland and also.
18:37
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't at first, now I am.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: I am.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Um just because it would be all about him.
18:43
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
18:44
SPEAKER_00: And don't get me wrong, I mean, the dude's phenomenal.
18:47
SPEAKER_00: He's what this is year 21, 22?
18:49
SPEAKER_00: Somewhere in there.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I mean, and he can still hang with these young boys, so I can't be mad at him.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: It was the same with like as much as I hated Tom Brady, I wasn't mad at him for replaying.
18:59
SPEAKER_00: He was being he was successful.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: Fuck, he won a Super Bowl at like 41.
19:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:03
SPEAKER_01: If this was if this was eight years ago and he went to Philly, I'd be like, fuck.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, because that's um when they first got embiaded and like they were real, yeah.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, this sucks.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: Like we missed out on a but and that was even before we had Donovan, so it would have been yeah, that would have been much, yeah.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: I'd have been pissed too.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: And it would have been a better fit for him, though.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: But that's neither here nor there.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Because I think they had uh what's his face?
19:27
SPEAKER_00: Ben Simmons, too, the guy that can't shoot.
19:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: That's insane to me.
19:31
SPEAKER_01: A guy with that much talent.
19:33
SPEAKER_01: And he was touted to be the next LeBron in the world.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: Bro, I have a better I have a better fucking field goal percentage than that dude.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: And I've never played in the NBA.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: Right?
19:41
SPEAKER_00: God damn, this shit's annoying.
19:43
SPEAKER_00: I know, you're over there just picking yourself to death.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: Just falling apart.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: I know.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: Fucking skin peeling and shit.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: That would have been great for the Halloween episode.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: I know, right?
19:53
SPEAKER_00: We're turning into zombies.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: No, just skeletons, which was fun.
19:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was great.
19:57
SPEAKER_01: That's gonna be a visual thing, people.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: If you guys are listening to this bull session ahead of time, please just download the actual audio podcast.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: You ain't even gotta listen to it.
20:10
SPEAKER_00: Just download it and then go watch the video.
20:11
SPEAKER_00: Go watch the video.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of visuals.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's we've we put some time into it.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: So fun with plastic skeletons.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: And that and we decorated special intros and special theme mute.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's it's a treasure, guys.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: It's a treasure.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: And that's gonna be what the I want to say I'm gonna put it out that Thursday.
20:32
SPEAKER_00: Thursday?
20:33
SPEAKER_00: So the 29th?
20:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the 29th.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: I'll put it up a bull session.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, yeah.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't want to skip another bull session.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: I just put both of them out.
20:41
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, double on a day?
20:42
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, maybe put the bull session like the day before.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe I'll put that out on like Tuesday.
20:48
SPEAKER_00: Tuesday.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: What's the main episode gonna be that week?
20:52
SPEAKER_00: Um is it the season finally?
20:55
SPEAKER_01: Season finale.
20:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because this week is what the hell happened to us.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then the following week will be the season.
21:03
SPEAKER_00: Which is awesome, by the way.
21:04
SPEAKER_00: Both of them are.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: We what the hell happened to us.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: I I've said this.
21:09
SPEAKER_00: That's my favorite episode.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: We already unfortunately filmed the finale.
21:14
SPEAKER_00: Right.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: So But that was good too.
21:17
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we had a lot of fun doing both of those episodes.
21:20
SPEAKER_00: I the the second half of this season, now that we've gotten into a routine, um our focus is more on the episodes as opposed to when should we upload?
21:32
SPEAKER_00: When should we do the like we have a schedule on how we upload now?
21:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Mondays and Thursdays.
21:37
SPEAKER_00: Mondays and Mondays and Thursdays, and the videos go up with the with the with the because before it took me a lot longer to edit.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: I've gotten well not only ahead, but I've gotten much more efficient with my editing.
21:49
SPEAKER_01: So most definitely.
21:51
SPEAKER_00: But we got we got some stuff in store for you guys.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: We got some good episodes coming up.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: We got new a a new side episode coming up.
21:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Got the first episode for the second season done.
22:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's done.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: Um or all record it's not edited though, right?
22:06
SPEAKER_01: No, I haven't started on that.
22:07
SPEAKER_00: But everything I'm all we're all done up to up done season 26 or season one, uh the end of season one and everything involved with it is all done and ready to roll.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: We're just moving on to season two.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: So season two would premiere what the first week in the November?
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Uh I believe so, yeah.
22:25
SPEAKER_00: And that's also the that's also the weekend that uh Ty goes to his DC trip.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: So no kids.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh I mean, but what difference does it make?
22:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm so it's not like maybe that's the weekend we'll go have a beer.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: I would like to.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: My treat.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you ain't gotta even worry about that.
22:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't, you know.
22:44
SPEAKER_01: I would like to get out to a uh a Cavaliers game this year if we can.
22:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we should probably do that too.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: We haven't done that for a couple years.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: Remember when we did that a few years ago?
22:52
SPEAKER_01: I do remember that.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: And that was fucking fun.
22:53
SPEAKER_00: Uh and they won.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: They did win.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: I've I've got a fairly good record from going to Cassian Guardians games.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: Not a hundred percent, but there was a time when I the first like I think five, maybe six uh Indians games I went to, they never lost.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we haven't I I used to go with Dave all the time because his dad's got partial season tickets.
23:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: And he would just call me up on a random day and be like, hey man, you want to go to the game tomorrow?
23:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Cool.
23:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: So we'd go, and I don't think we've ever the ones I've been to with him, we've never lost.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: So the last one I went to, I think, was with uh an old friend of mine that I worked at Wings with.
23:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh his name was Bob.
23:35
SPEAKER_00: Actually, for his bachelor party, we went to a Browns game, which was actually kind of cool.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: Um, but uh me and him went to a uh an Indians game and they were playing The Cubs Still Had Sosa.
23:47
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
23:48
SPEAKER_00: So it was like oh nine.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Holy crap.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: It was at the end of his career.
23:53
SPEAKER_01: Before he started bleaching his skin and trying to look like a white dude.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: Fucking psycho.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: People fall off, man.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, but see, he's one of those ones.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: He retired, faded away.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:06
SPEAKER_01: Mark McGuire, he retired.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: He's coaching.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, that's right.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: He is coaching.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: He's been a hidden coach.
24:11
SPEAKER_00: Even Barry Bonds is still hitting coach.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: With uh people can say what they want, whether he used steroids or not.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: He was still a hell of a hitter before that.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
24:20
SPEAKER_00: He he would he just took it to the next stratosphere.
24:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when you come in one year after looking like a a twig, and then all of a sudden you look like uh you know Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: Maguire and fucking Kinseiko did the same exact shit.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: But he all McGuire always looked like a monster.
24:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he was more not tuned up after he was on the street.
24:41
SPEAKER_01: They were all juicing.
24:42
SPEAKER_01: They were all juicing.
24:43
SPEAKER_00: Well, of course they were, but they made it a little more obvious.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: Right.
24:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm sure not every one of them were juicing, but I would I would definitely say above 75%.
24:55
SPEAKER_01: That's one thing I can honestly say about Tomy.
24:57
SPEAKER_01: He never did.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: That's what I mean.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: There's plenty of players.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: He hit 600.
25:01
SPEAKER_01: So Hall of Famer.
25:03
SPEAKER_00: Hank Aaron never did him.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: He had the record for decades.
25:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:07
SPEAKER_00: So but you know, whatever.
25:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:11
SPEAKER_00: But well, I I figure we're probably we can probably take this one out.
25:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, you got a joke today.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: I do, but I brought yourself you got a joke.
25:21
SPEAKER_01: You gotta find a joke.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: I gotta find it though.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: Um let's see.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: I haven't done this, I've forgotten about that.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Hello there.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: Alright, you ready?
25:33
SPEAKER_00: Any mini money moo.
25:34
SPEAKER_00: All right, you ready?
25:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
25:36
SPEAKER_00: So the other day I was asked what I look for in a relationship, and apparently a way out was the wrong answer.
25:48
SPEAKER_00: And on that note, we'll see you next session.