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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wow, best morning show in Boston.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
- 0:04Speaker 2: start to my day on kids.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Well, now, good morning, everybody. Welcome in. It's the Billy
- 0:11Speaker 1: and Lisa Morning Show. It is a Wednesday morning. Lisa
- 0:14Speaker 1: has another day off till you know, she took a
- 0:16Speaker 1: few days off, well deserved. We miss her. But she's
- 0:20Speaker 1: coming back, trust me on that. But Gianna is still
- 0:22Speaker 1: in Lisa's seat, and and Justin we were just talking
- 0:25Speaker 1: off the air. Then you know this better than anybody else.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Traditionally on Wednesday morning, I always have a frog in
- 0:33Speaker 1: my throat. Oh yes, and yet I'm frogless this particular Wednesday.
- 0:36Speaker 3: And you know what's crazy. I have a frog.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Ah, I got a little frog in my throat.
- 0:41Speaker 1: But Shanna gave me a hot tip. In the event
- 0:43Speaker 1: I get a frog in my throat? What do I
- 0:45Speaker 1: do with Janna?
- 0:46Speaker 2: You have to do a lip trill.
- 0:47Speaker 3: So I can't do that.
- 0:50Speaker 1: How can you not? Just like a motor boat, I
- 0:53Speaker 1: can't here, I can't do and we don't have big
- 0:57Speaker 1: enough lips.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't do that, but I do have a
- 1:00Speaker 4: little bit of a something. But yeah, Wednesdays are Billy's Day, Gianna.
- 1:04Speaker 1: All right, good morning, it is Wednesday. Excuse me, okay,
- 1:08Speaker 1: got a little Yeah, how do you in the middle
- 1:13Speaker 1: of a conversation? How do you pull that up on
- 1:16Speaker 1: the screen. That's shocking to me.
- 1:17Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm upset that I have the
- 1:19Speaker 4: frog and you don't. So yeah, well you know what
- 1:21Speaker 4: it is. It's probably the cold. It's very, very cold cold.
- 1:26Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's cold.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Welcome back.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:32Speaker 4: Everyone's calling her Joanna now every comment everything.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Yeah, my Instagram people are like Joanna.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Yeah. I love it. It's like everywhere Riley goes. She's
- 1:52Speaker 1: producer Riley. So when you come on this show, you
- 1:54Speaker 1: get a name that sticks. Yeah, just be thankful. It's
- 1:58Speaker 1: just Joanna. It could be worse.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yep.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Hey we could see the government open up today. Wow.
- 2:07Speaker 1: That would be nice, wouldn't it.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Finally you see the trend.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Oh my god, boy, you've got more than a frauds
- 2:13Speaker 1: got like a python in your goodness.
- 2:16Speaker 3: I have to go home.
- 2:17Speaker 2: No, you've got to learn how to lip trill and
- 2:19Speaker 2: do it.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Again, trill it.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I can't do that.
- 2:23Speaker 2: If you have a beverage with a straw, you can
- 2:25Speaker 2: also blow bubbles. And I only know this because I
- 2:27Speaker 2: went to speech therapy.
- 2:28Speaker 1: What was wrong with you?
- 2:30Speaker 2: I have a pull up on my vocal cord from
- 2:32Speaker 2: yappin too much, which is why I'm a little rasmore.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Shut the hell up once in a while, it doesn't hurt.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I mean, God, Hey, power Ball tonight six hundred and
- 2:42Speaker 1: twelve million, and the Mega Million's Friday is nine hundred
- 2:47Speaker 1: and sixty five million. We're not doing it, Gianna, You're
- 2:52Speaker 1: not here. But we had this tradition where we would
- 2:55Speaker 1: each equally buy two quick picks and then we share
- 2:59Speaker 1: in the jackpot. And the last two times we were
- 3:02Speaker 1: doing it as a group, I was the only one
- 3:05Speaker 1: that bought the tickets.
- 3:06Speaker 2: I forget.
- 3:07Speaker 3: I forget.
- 3:08Speaker 1: That could be a dilemma. What if I had won
- 3:11Speaker 1: and they did not participate because you were supposed to
- 3:14Speaker 1: show your tickets.
- 3:15Speaker 2: I wouldn't have shared.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Really, No, Oh, how pissed would you if you went
- 3:21Speaker 1: from a chunk to nothing? How pissed would Lisa be
- 3:26Speaker 1: if she went from a massive chunk to nothing? Well,
- 3:29Speaker 1: a rule is a rule. You didn't buy in? You
- 3:32Speaker 1: still clearing your throat out.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm having some issues here with the voice.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Big day for Pats fans today, a big day for Gronk.
- 3:39Speaker 1: He signs that one year deal which allows him to
- 3:43Speaker 1: retire as a Patriot. That's a pretty big deal. And
- 3:45Speaker 1: this I love John Taffer from Bar Rescue. He was
- 3:49Speaker 1: in the studio once before people went nuts. Everybody loves
- 3:52Speaker 1: this guy.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I was just watching Bar Rescue last night.
- 3:54Speaker 3: No way, sam My brother is a huge fan.
- 3:57Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasked to come in and meet him to
- 4:00Speaker 4: my boyfriend, Yeah, are they coming in?
- 4:02Speaker 1: Am I gonna meet Drake? What's going on? This is
- 4:05Speaker 1: Dr A K E. Jake Maybe coming in for Tapper?
- 4:10Speaker 5: Maybe?
- 4:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling him come in. He's welcome.
- 4:13Speaker 3: All He's got to be at his best.
- 4:14Speaker 1: What do you come here to do every day? Because
- 4:16Speaker 1: this can't be your result, This can't be you at
- 4:20Speaker 1: your best. Please tell me just like you you're best. Yeah, Drake,
- 4:25Speaker 1: if you're coming in, man, you better be at your best.
- 4:27Speaker 1: All right, Tapper's gonna shake you down.
- 4:30Speaker 6: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one of eight studios, We're
- 4:33Speaker 6: back with A Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Well, I'm Billy and I'm here and Lisa's got the
- 4:39Speaker 1: day off again today. But Gianna is sitting in Lisa's chair.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Good to see you again.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Gee, thanks for having me.
- 4:48Speaker 4: I like that one Joel Joanna.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I'll never hear that song the same, oh man So.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Joe Bieber's wife Hayley and a GQ interview, talks about
- 5:03Speaker 1: selling her cosmetics company Road for one billion dollars.
- 5:09Speaker 7: I always said that I would never sell the company
- 5:14Speaker 7: unless it was a billion dollars. I was very determined
- 5:18Speaker 7: that I wouldn't do it for anything under that.
- 5:21Speaker 2: But I think undred million is good, but a billion
- 5:23Speaker 2: is like, that's a fun.
- 5:25Speaker 7: I was just like, it's going to be this or
- 5:27Speaker 7: I'm not doing that was my like goal. But of course,
- 5:31Speaker 7: like when you hear that, it's it's a real thing
- 5:33Speaker 7: and the number is real, and that's a real situation
- 5:37Speaker 7: being put in.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Front of you.
- 5:38Speaker 7: It's definitely like whoa, Okay, it's it's it's very cool.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Think about that for a minute, A billion or nothing?
- 5:47Speaker 3: Uh, Gianna?
- 5:48Speaker 4: Can I ask you, as a female before she sold it?
- 5:51Speaker 4: Were you a fan of the line, did it sell?
- 5:54Speaker 4: Did your friends use it?
- 5:55Speaker 2: So it was like viral on TikTok okay and I
- 5:59Speaker 2: want to the products I asked for them last Christmas
- 6:03Speaker 2: and got them and they made it made my skin
- 6:06Speaker 2: break out really bad. But but I use her lip
- 6:11Speaker 2: peptide daily. I just bought another one like this past weekend.
- 6:15Speaker 3: So people do use it.
- 6:17Speaker 2: People use it.
- 6:19Speaker 1: But again, her billion dollar products made you break out.
- 6:23Speaker 1: It's dead pimples all over your face.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I literally have scars. You can see them right now.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're still there.
- 6:28Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 6:30Speaker 3: It's a billion dollar.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Dollar Meantime, her husband Justin has been posting videos from
- 6:38Speaker 1: his Coachella rehearsals. Yesterday, Haley was in the studio lying
- 6:43Speaker 1: on the couch under a blanket, and Justin suddenly got
- 6:46Speaker 1: up out of his chair and started singing to Haley,
- 6:50Speaker 1: wait up for.
- 6:51Speaker 8: Your suit is up?
- 6:53Speaker 9: That gave back way and he saw that Casey get
- 7:02Speaker 9: a small and he saw that can'sye gain a small?
- 7:08Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the song all I can take. It's from
- 7:10Speaker 1: his new album. And by the way, if my wife
- 7:13Speaker 1: Michelle hit for a billion I'd sing to her every day.
- 7:19Speaker 1: I'm not sure she'd want to hear it, but I mean,
- 7:22Speaker 1: you know what, you got to step it up.
- 7:24Speaker 4: I'm something jealous of them that I can sing like that,
- 7:27Speaker 4: you know, I can't even talk, like, do I just
- 7:30Speaker 4: go home? I?
- 7:31Speaker 1: Wow?
- 7:31Speaker 3: Can I have a way on with you?
- 7:33Speaker 2: I don't know, I get something A cough drop.
- 7:35Speaker 1: I need more than a cough drop anyway. Justin also
- 7:38Speaker 1: rehearsed the song Daisy's for Coachella.
- 7:42Speaker 10: Check it out, Demi Albee better still get the messes
- 7:47Speaker 10: instead of a line.
- 7:48Speaker 9: It's just three days. But I could connect him if
- 7:52Speaker 9: he didn't.
- 7:53Speaker 10: You know, I respect He's a jam if you need something.
- 7:56Speaker 1: And by the way, Daisy's number one on mine and
- 8:01Speaker 1: Justin's kiss top thirty countdown for five weeks, just shy
- 8:04Speaker 1: of six weeks.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Wow, just come on, Justin, I'm done?
- 8:08Speaker 3: What is going to be heard from me again today?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Uh?
- 8:12Speaker 6: Mean?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Meantime? Justin jumped on the drums for some go baby.
- 8:18Speaker 10: So Crioma shooder, discerning me, Cryoma shooed when heavy you
- 8:26Speaker 10: need you better believe that I can hold all the
- 8:30Speaker 10: week shoot me inside.
- 8:34Speaker 1: It wasn't much drumming on the song. You can tell.
- 8:36Speaker 1: He was just kind of tapping old baby on the
- 8:39Speaker 1: high hat with a snare drama. Couple of time you
- 8:41Speaker 1: basically fell right collapsed around. Justin Bieber wants cheek.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I did kiss when I Wait's jingle Ball in twenty twelve.
- 8:49Speaker 2: I was there as a Bieber fever girl Kiss want
- 8:53Speaker 2: to Wait listener and begged my father for meet and greet.
- 8:57Speaker 2: That's when you could get meet and greets back then.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I met Justin Bieber and fell to the floor after crying, hyperventilating.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I think someone that worked here and I don't know
- 9:08Speaker 2: who it was, like, can you get up? Like really
- 9:11Speaker 2: really sad.
- 9:12Speaker 1: And embarrassing for the entire company.
- 9:14Speaker 2: It was the best day of my life, though.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Did you say it was twenty twelve?
- 9:16Speaker 2: Twenty twelve?
- 9:17Speaker 1: This was justin backstage at twenty twelve at jingle I
- 9:21Speaker 1: got to tell you there are a lot of people
- 9:22Speaker 1: outside waiting for you. They've been waiting all days, since
- 9:24Speaker 1: very early this morning. But you're used to that, right.
- 9:27Speaker 11: It's crazy. I'm so blessed to have so many great fans.
- 9:30Speaker 11: My fans are incredible, and you know, it's it's great
- 9:33Speaker 11: to just see see how far I've I've come, and
- 9:36Speaker 11: they they they're still by my side, They're still waiting
- 9:39Speaker 11: outside for hours and just it's it's great. So I
- 9:42Speaker 11: always make sure that I go outside and show them
- 9:44Speaker 11: love and sign autographs and take pictures and you know,
- 9:47Speaker 11: do as much as I can for them.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Justin, thank you so much, thank you. Back to jingle Ball,
- 9:51Speaker 1: welcome back to Boston.
- 9:51Speaker 11: Thank you so much, joined the city if you get pleasure,
- 9:53Speaker 11: so much.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Thank you guys. I love you so While all that
- 9:57Speaker 1: is going on, Gianna's at his feet, drooling and slobbering,
- 10:01Speaker 1: and he wasn't even paying attention to his number one fan.
- 10:05Speaker 2: No, not at all, not at all.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Let's do you one better. Let's take you back to
- 10:09Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. Justin, a little kid from Canada
- 10:14Speaker 1: had just signed with Scooter Braun. How did the Usher
- 10:17Speaker 1: thing happen?
- 10:18Speaker 12: The Usher thing? I was like twelve years old and
- 10:21Speaker 12: I thought I'd enter a same competition for fun. I
- 10:23Speaker 12: wanted to put the videos on YouTube for my friends
- 10:26Speaker 12: and family that couldn't be there, so posted the videos
- 10:28Speaker 12: on YouTube. I got found by this guy named Scooter,
- 10:31Speaker 12: who brought me to Atlanta and introduced me to some
- 10:33Speaker 12: people and ended up meeting Usher. I didn't get to
- 10:36Speaker 12: sing for him. I was really upset, so I ended
- 10:38Speaker 12: up going back to Canada. And then a week later
- 10:40Speaker 12: I get a call saying Usher wants to.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Meet with me.
- 10:43Speaker 12: He's still my videos on YouTube. So I ended up
- 10:45Speaker 12: going to meet with him and he wanted to sign me.
- 10:48Speaker 12: But then a week later, Justin Timberlake also wanted to
- 10:50Speaker 12: sign me, so it was kind of like they both.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Wanted to sign me.
- 10:53Speaker 1: And any regrets, No, not at all. It's going pretty well.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going really well.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Did you ever talk to Justin Timberlake.
- 10:58Speaker 2: I haven't talked to him.
- 11:00Speaker 4: No.
- 11:00Speaker 1: God, I would think i'd give you a call and say, hey,
- 11:02Speaker 1: by the way, congratulations. No hard feelings.
- 11:04Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I never really like and I didn't
- 11:07Speaker 12: have a relationship with him. I just had a meeting
- 11:09Speaker 12: with him, but like, he's a really nice guy. I
- 11:11Speaker 12: guess to like hang out watch March Madness with him.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh cool.
- 11:15Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Scooter Brown became a little bit of a regret.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little guess what Bill though?
- 11:21Speaker 13: I was?
- 11:21Speaker 2: I was there as well?
- 11:22Speaker 1: You were there? What a baby carriage?
- 11:25Speaker 2: I think I was like ten or eleven. I was
- 11:28Speaker 2: in the front row. And Justin Bieber was one of
- 11:31Speaker 2: the first acts to go on at jingle Ball that year,
- 11:33Speaker 2: and he had a broken leg.
- 11:35Speaker 1: How old were you in two thousand.
- 11:36Speaker 2: And nine eleven, twelve eleven or twelve.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Oh my god, for you?
- 11:42Speaker 1: Yeah, careful not Justin. So imagine your dad was already
- 11:45Speaker 1: connected back then. He had you in the front row exactly.
- 11:48Speaker 2: I bagged and begged and begged, and I.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Was there, all right, don't forget. Justin's freaking out over there,
- 11:55Speaker 1: just speaking. And Justin Bieber's a Brina Carpenter co hosting
- 11:58Speaker 1: Coachella nixt to April. There you go. I can't wait,
- 12:04Speaker 1: Justin you okay? Have you tried a glass of water?
- 12:08Speaker 5: Like?
- 12:08Speaker 3: At least it's getting worse. I'm losing my voice.
- 12:12Speaker 2: It's kind of like a vibe you think you think so? Actually,
- 12:16Speaker 2: maybe not?
- 12:17Speaker 3: I could bring ai Justin?
- 12:20Speaker 1: No, No, like this, don't you have a gallon of
- 12:23Speaker 1: water next to you?
- 12:24Speaker 3: Just start drinking electrolyts.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Yeah, so much for the electrolytes.
- 12:28Speaker 2: He's chugging.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Wow a whole ship, would you?
- 12:31Speaker 3: Brother?
- 12:34Speaker 2: Oh he's still going king all right?
- 12:36Speaker 4: Hold on, let me say, oh, oh does that sound
- 12:39Speaker 4: a little better?
- 12:40Speaker 1: Well that's much better. So you're gott drink your electrolytes?
- 12:43Speaker 1: Why do you bring them in if you're going to
- 12:44Speaker 1: ignore them?
- 12:45Speaker 3: All right? I got them here oh.
- 12:47Speaker 1: God, Billy and Lisa all the morning and we have
- 12:51Speaker 1: a Turkey Toss alert, a Turkey Toss alert. Apparently there
- 12:57Speaker 1: are a few slots still open for Turkey Toss this year.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Every year, it's a tradition on the Morning Show. Every year.
- 13:04Speaker 1: We do it the Wednesday morning before Thanksgiving. We have
- 13:06Speaker 1: high schools from all over New England sign up. They
- 13:09Speaker 1: come in and they compete and you have a shot
- 13:12Speaker 1: at winning the Turkey Toss. And there are a lot
- 13:13Speaker 1: of football players in high school that would say they'd
- 13:16Speaker 1: rather win Turkey Toss than their actual Turkey Day game.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's a big event. We've got cheerleaders
- 13:22Speaker 1: in marching bands and school buses and crowds of kids.
- 13:24Speaker 1: It's awesome. And they throw a frozen bird into the air.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Gianna is so tiny, I could launch her as the turkey.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Well it so happens. Gianna is the turkey. Yeah, Turkey Toss.
- 13:36Speaker 2: I am the turkey probably I would. You know, I
- 13:39Speaker 2: wouldn't mind being launched in the air. That could be fun.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Okay, you just putting it out there. Yeah what not,
- 13:46Speaker 1: Hey Drake, she's looking to be launched. But here's the deal.
- 13:53Speaker 1: You still have time to sign up. You've got to
- 13:55Speaker 1: do it really fast. You just go to Kiss Oneaway
- 13:58Speaker 1: dot com slash Turkey Toss, and you will need permission
- 14:01Speaker 1: from the front office. It used to be just fly
- 14:04Speaker 1: by the city of your pants thing and just come
- 14:05Speaker 1: in you compete, but there are rules now, so you
- 14:08Speaker 1: have to be signed up at your front office at
- 14:10Speaker 1: school and so that they give it to go ahead
- 14:13Speaker 1: and we'll see you with turkey toss again. Kiss Runaway
- 14:16Speaker 1: dot com slash Turkey Toss.
- 14:18Speaker 3: I could eat a whole turkey right now.
- 14:22Speaker 4: That's Evil Ai Justin. Yeah, this happened before my voice
- 14:27Speaker 4: went out. Yeah, so then you know evil Evil Justin
- 14:30Speaker 4: came out.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Going on.
- 14:33Speaker 3: I don't know. I need some honey, a teaspoon of something.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Was yesterday Chess day for you or something? Maybe it's
- 14:38Speaker 1: strained something in your vocal cords.
- 14:40Speaker 3: No, it did not work out yesterday.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Do you have a neck day?
- 14:44Speaker 3: No?
- 14:45Speaker 1: No, are you going to get those giant like mounds?
- 14:48Speaker 3: I do traps?
- 14:49Speaker 1: I do I do the trap that's what's called the tracks.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Shrugs.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get rid of my traps.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Okay, we'll give some of yours to him, you can.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Have my traps.
- 14:58Speaker 3: I could use them.
- 14:59Speaker 1: His traps are strangling his vocal cords.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that has to do with working out.
- 15:03Speaker 2: Well, a lot of your neck has to do with
- 15:06Speaker 2: your vocal cords.
- 15:08Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 2: When I again in speech therapy, I learned that you
- 15:10Speaker 2: have to do next stretches as well.
- 15:13Speaker 1: I love next stretches.
- 15:14Speaker 3: It's my kids going to a trampoline park. That's what
- 15:17Speaker 3: it is.
- 15:18Speaker 1: It's because you get a scream at them all night.
- 15:20Speaker 4: No, it's just it's full of disease and sickness. A
- 15:23Speaker 4: million kids running around. I call it strap throat city.
- 15:27Speaker 4: There's just nothing but sickness.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Disgusting.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Okay, that's what it is.
- 15:31Speaker 1: I'm going to turn to producer Riley for a second. Riley,
- 15:34Speaker 1: do we have any trampoline parks as clients on the
- 15:37Speaker 1: radio station?
- 15:38Speaker 4: Because I'm sorry, but every single sickness is running around
- 15:45Speaker 4: as kids.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Kids, you know it's trampoline parks.
- 15:49Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go jump and have fun and then I'll
- 15:52Speaker 4: be able to talk for seven days.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, maybe you should stop shouting and just talk
- 15:59Speaker 1: and you'll be better off.
- 16:00Speaker 3: I'm talking just fine. Now, how do I sunry.
- 16:02Speaker 1: How do I sound Anybody anybody out there can offer
- 16:08Speaker 1: any remedies, We'll be happy to take them.
- 16:10Speaker 4: Please and go sign up for Turkey Toss. You kids
- 16:13Speaker 4: want to wait? Dot com slash Turkey Toss.
- 16:14Speaker 6: I gotta from the planet Fitness Kiss want to wait?
- 16:17Speaker 1: Studios.
- 16:18Speaker 2: We're back with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Hey guys, so welcome back here. We are a smack
- 16:24Speaker 1: dab in the middle of another week. It is a Wednesday,
- 16:27Speaker 1: cold again.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Gehanna, this morning freezing?
- 16:29Speaker 1: Oh boy, did I see you in It's ski jacket
- 16:32Speaker 1: when you came to work yesterday? A puffer jacket, A
- 16:35Speaker 1: puffer same thing, right, ski jacket?
- 16:38Speaker 2: You need it.
- 16:38Speaker 1: It's like winter out there. This is a funny story
- 16:41Speaker 1: justin Gioanna comes in yesterday morning and we all know
- 16:47Speaker 1: what's cold. It's gonna be cold all week. In the
- 16:49Speaker 1: morning and she said, Hey, did you know this is
- 16:52Speaker 1: the coldest November in history? Oh yeah, it is coldest
- 16:56Speaker 1: coldest November since the Romans, Uh and Caesar and Cleopatra.
- 17:01Speaker 1: And like, I'm like, what are you talking about?
- 17:04Speaker 3: Johnny got to tell the truth, and I said, we.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Got to research it. And we research it. Not only
- 17:09Speaker 1: is there not not the coldest November, but it's not
- 17:12Speaker 1: even one of the coldest November.
- 17:14Speaker 3: It was sixty like a few days ago.
- 17:16Speaker 2: I've been waking up at three o'clock. I'm not I'm
- 17:19Speaker 2: not used to it. My brain's not used to it.
- 17:22Speaker 2: And I'm trying to show for up and help out.
- 17:25Speaker 2: And I saw a headline that said the coldest Novembers
- 17:30Speaker 2: from starting at nineteen five.
- 17:33Speaker 1: You said, anyway, it's cold. It's okay, it's cold cold,
- 17:37Speaker 1: Yes it is. We've got a pair of jingle ball
- 17:39Speaker 1: tickets for Colle twenty five right now, six one, seven night.
- 17:43Speaker 1: And the keyword is going to be frog. I can
- 17:46Speaker 1: do it. Justin has a big frog in.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Good morning. It's the Mayor of the South.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Then, poor Justin.
- 17:55Speaker 14: Billy said, you sounded like you had a python down
- 17:57Speaker 14: your throat.
- 17:58Speaker 2: I had a python on my throat last weekend.
- 18:01Speaker 1: And I feel great.
- 18:03Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 18:03Speaker 1: I'll be here all morning, silly Ladisa.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Now the entertainment with Billy hotstad On just one wait.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Oh boy, that doesn't say good morning, thanks, mister Dane.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I feel better, Okay, serious story. Jimmy Kimmels, a longtime
- 18:25Speaker 1: friend longtime bandleader Cleto Escabido died this week at just
- 18:30Speaker 1: fifty nine years old. He addressed it in the monologue
- 18:33Speaker 1: last night.
- 18:34Speaker 15: We've been on the air for almost twenty three years,
- 18:37Speaker 15: and I've had to do some hard monologues along the way.
- 18:41Speaker 15: But this will this one's a hardness because late last
- 18:44Speaker 15: night early this morning, we lost someone very special who
- 18:48Speaker 15: was much.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Too young to go.
- 18:50Speaker 15: And I'd like to tell you about him, if you
- 18:53Speaker 15: don't mind me.
- 18:55Speaker 1: His name is Kleito, but we all told him to. Yeah,
- 19:02Speaker 1: Kimmel and Cleto go way back to when they were
- 19:04Speaker 1: just nine years old. They lived across the street from
- 19:07Speaker 1: each other. In the nineties, Cleto toured with Paula Abdul
- 19:12Speaker 1: with Mark Anthony. In two thousand and three, Kimmel brought
- 19:16Speaker 1: Cleto on the house band, so he's been the house
- 19:19Speaker 1: band since two thousand and three. Kimbo had some old
- 19:22Speaker 1: stories to share last night.
- 19:24Speaker 15: Alito was the leader growing up, I was the sidekick.
- 19:27Speaker 3: He was the star.
- 19:28Speaker 15: Cleto played saxophone. I played clarinet. That's kind of all
- 19:31Speaker 15: you need to know about it. When I was a
- 19:34Speaker 15: local DJ at a junkie little radio station in Palm Springs.
- 19:37Speaker 15: Cleto was on stage playing the twenty thousand people. And
- 19:40Speaker 15: then a few years went by and our rules reversed.
- 19:43Speaker 15: It was my show, my name was on everything. I was,
- 19:46Speaker 15: all of a sudden the star. And a lot of
- 19:48Speaker 15: people who have a huge amount of talent would have
- 19:50Speaker 15: a problem with that. Cleito never did, not a twinge
- 19:53Speaker 15: of jealousy, envy, passive aggressiveness, none of that.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Ever, the opposite.
- 19:57Speaker 3: He was proud of me, He loved me.
- 19:59Speaker 1: He she loved.
- 20:01Speaker 15: Seeing all of this happen. We'd be a part of it.
- 20:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:05Speaker 4: As kids, they used to stay up late and watch
- 20:07Speaker 4: David Letterman. Yeah, because their dream was to be on
- 20:10Speaker 4: late night. Yeah, and they made it happen.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Really sad Cletok fifty nine years old, So sad. Breaking
- 20:17Speaker 1: news this morning. Sabrina Carpenter has another gig. She's going
- 20:20Speaker 1: to start in and produce a musical movie based or
- 20:24Speaker 1: inspired by Alice in Wonderland. You have any other good
- 20:28Speaker 1: on this one? Gee.
- 20:29Speaker 2: A lot of people on social media are debating whether
- 20:31Speaker 2: or not she's going to play Alice because knowing Sabrina,
- 20:36Speaker 2: you know she's a little out there the thinking she
- 20:38Speaker 2: might even be the mad Hatters or like the cheshire
- 20:41Speaker 2: Cat or something.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Well, quite a week. She picked up six Grammy nominations.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Earlier this week, oh TMZ caught up with AJ from
- 20:49Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys at the airport. The Backstreet Boys are
- 20:52Speaker 1: heading back to the Sphere in Vegas. AJ was asked
- 20:56Speaker 1: who they would most like to have joined them at
- 20:59Speaker 1: the Sphere.
- 21:00Speaker 16: I don't know if she'd ever do it, but I
- 21:02Speaker 16: think Taylor would absolutely destroy it.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Cour she's a fan of you.
- 21:07Speaker 16: She is a fan, and we're a massive fan of hers.
- 21:09Speaker 3: I mean, she's the sweetest.
- 21:10Speaker 16: She's been so kind to my my daughter's anytime they've
- 21:13Speaker 16: had a chance.
- 21:14Speaker 1: Can you know, hang out and you know, meet her
- 21:15Speaker 1: at her show.
- 21:16Speaker 3: She's just the best.
- 21:17Speaker 16: This remix that this that this lovely lady did l
- 21:21Speaker 16: L y D.
- 21:21Speaker 1: She's incredible.
- 21:22Speaker 16: DJ did this remix between you know, Elizabeth Taylor.
- 21:26Speaker 1: And Backties back.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Blew up.
- 21:28Speaker 1: It's still going.
- 21:30Speaker 16: I mean, fans are hoping that she'll come do Elizabeth
- 21:32Speaker 16: Taylor while we do Backsteries back.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Is that why you're wearing Taylor merch today?
- 21:35Speaker 3: Justin Oh, thank you for noticing. Yeah, I'm swift.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Uh what you're getting your voice back?
- 21:41Speaker 3: There, brother, I'm trying. I'm drinking. I'm drinking fluids. We'll
- 21:44Speaker 3: go with something hot.
- 21:45Speaker 1: I got hot coffee right there, you go. Maybe not coffee,
- 21:47Speaker 1: something like tea if their tea here. I don't know, Yeah,
- 21:51Speaker 1: I'm probably in the kitchen.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yeah there is.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what everybody's.
- 21:55Speaker 17: Saying, is the Hi, Justin.
- 21:56Speaker 7: I used to suffer with the whole throat issue, and
- 22:00Speaker 7: I find gargling with hot water in salt really helps.
- 22:05Speaker 3: And you can do that in the studio.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I do not have salt none.
- 22:10Speaker 3: There's no sense.
- 22:10Speaker 1: It's got to be some of the business about down
- 22:12Speaker 1: in the kitchen, down the cafeteria.
- 22:14Speaker 3: All right, I'll check it out.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Yeah. Meantime, Justin Bieber, we mentioned this earlier, was posting
- 22:19Speaker 1: videos from his giant warehouse space turn playroom or studio.
- 22:24Speaker 1: At one point, his wife Haley was napping on the
- 22:26Speaker 1: couch and he stood up and started singing to her
- 22:28Speaker 1: wait up for you.
- 22:29Speaker 18: So.
- 22:34Speaker 9: Stack give back way in his soul like Gisie gain
- 22:41Speaker 9: a Small.
- 22:42Speaker 1: That's the song all I Can Take It is from
- 22:44Speaker 1: his new album and Don't Forget. Justin and Sabrina are
- 22:47Speaker 1: going to be co hosting Coachella next to April. Meantime,
- 22:50Speaker 1: Olivia Dean is coming for our sold out jingle Ball
- 22:53Speaker 1: December fourteenth here in Boston the TV Garden. She hit
- 22:56Speaker 1: the BBC Live Lounge this week and did her song
- 22:58Speaker 1: so Easy to Fall in Love.
- 23:00Speaker 2: We got a clip.
- 23:12Speaker 3: This is a song that Gianna said she was on too.
- 23:14Speaker 3: She was done with man I need.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Oh, that's all new Dawn from us.
- 23:18Speaker 3: This is the new one, right, Gianna.
- 23:20Speaker 2: I didn't say I was done with man I need.
- 23:21Speaker 2: I said I just love this song so much.
- 23:24Speaker 3: That's a good it's a jam.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Well, if you're listening, you had to see gian and
- 23:28Speaker 1: producer Riley both dance in the minute we hit that song.
- 23:30Speaker 1: So that's gonna be a giant hip. Let's get a
- 23:33Speaker 1: jingle Ball winner. I mean, Olivia Dean's coming. Why not
- 23:36Speaker 1: call her twenty five and caller twenty five? Is you Stacey?
- 23:40Speaker 13: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Well I believe it, kid, You're collar twenty five and
- 23:45Speaker 1: you're going to jingle Ball if you give us the
- 23:47Speaker 1: keyword frog. Frog is the keyword. So you got a
- 23:52Speaker 1: pair of tickets for the jingle Ball. But Gianna tell
- 23:55Speaker 1: her what else? She qualifies for.
- 23:56Speaker 2: You're also qualified for that jackpot, the forefront row tickets
- 24:00Speaker 2: and a chance at winning one hundred and eight thousand dollars.
- 24:03Speaker 1: About that's Stacy.
- 24:05Speaker 13: Thank you so much. Guys made my year.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Okay. You know what, Tilkesbury is a weird town. You
- 24:10Speaker 1: never know when you've entered and you never know when
- 24:12Speaker 1: you've left. You agree with me on that space. It
- 24:17Speaker 1: is a little bit of a weird time.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Daskham Road.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Oh nice, nice, Do not hang up, Stacy, because you'll
- 24:25Speaker 1: talk to producer Riley and she'll make sure you get
- 24:27Speaker 1: what's coming to you.
- 24:28Speaker 13: Okay, thank you so much.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. The new Eddie Murphy documentary Being Eddie
- 24:36Speaker 1: drops on Netflix today. He was on Kimmel last night
- 24:39Speaker 1: talking about it.
- 24:39Speaker 19: Uh, you know, the documentary started off. I wasn't even
- 24:42Speaker 19: thinking people gonna be coming in the house and stuff
- 24:44Speaker 19: like that. The documentary when we started doing it, it
- 24:47Speaker 19: was supposed to be like, Okay, I'm gonna go back
- 24:49Speaker 19: and do stand up and we're gonna we're gonna monit.
- 24:51Speaker 19: We're gonna go and document all the steps getting back
- 24:54Speaker 19: to the stage again. And then it turned into this
- 24:57Speaker 19: thing where people will come because the pandemic hit and
- 25:00Speaker 19: it's we stopped and people then we could only do interviews,
- 25:04Speaker 19: you know, at the house with camera up. It was
- 25:07Speaker 19: nobody around and it kind of happened like we didn't
- 25:10Speaker 19: plan for it to happen the way it happened.
- 25:13Speaker 1: All right, I'm looking forward to that, think about it.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy goes way.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Back, way way back.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Was Saturday Night Live his first gig.
- 25:22Speaker 4: He was definitely early on that, I mean early cast
- 25:25Speaker 4: member on Saturday Night Live. But the story with Eddie,
- 25:27Speaker 4: he was the stand up king and then he like
- 25:29Speaker 4: went away from stand up, you know what I mean.
- 25:31Speaker 4: And he made a bunch of movies, but he is
- 25:33Speaker 4: the king of stand up.
- 25:34Speaker 1: What was the movie you did with Arsenio Hall.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Coming to America?
- 25:37Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 25:38Speaker 2: What about him being Donkey in Shrek? Hello? One of
- 25:41Speaker 2: my favorite movies is how could.
- 25:43Speaker 1: I have missed that he was Donkey in Shrek? For
- 25:46Speaker 1: God's sakes? Come on now, No, He's been in a
- 25:49Speaker 1: lot of movie.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, so many.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Documentary drops two day and we're brought to you
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- 26:23Speaker 19: There you go, Hey, justin, you need a tea spown
- 26:28Speaker 19: of honey with some lemon Lisa kiss.
- 26:34Speaker 1: So there's a chance we could see the government to
- 26:36Speaker 1: reopen at some point today. So everybody's got their fingers crossed.
- 26:40Speaker 1: And let's face it, Thanksgiving is right around the corner.
- 26:43Speaker 1: And Gianna, you were on TikTok last night you found
- 26:45Speaker 1: something interesting about Thanksgiving?
- 26:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I was scrolling away and I saw this video
- 26:49Speaker 2: of a lady explaining a text that she got from
- 26:52Speaker 2: her daughter in law and it was nine rules the
- 26:56Speaker 2: daughter in law was giving to the entire family for
- 26:58Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and Christmas.
- 27:00Speaker 3: So for the holidays.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I got to hear this.
- 27:02Speaker 6: My daughter in law just sent the Christmas rules VRS
- 27:05Speaker 6: follows one. No gifts that make noise, contain sugar, or
- 27:10Speaker 6: require any batteries. Number two, all wrapping paper must be
- 27:15Speaker 6: neutral tone. No Santa faces. That's overstimulating for the children.
- 27:20Speaker 1: I hate this already, No Santa.
- 27:22Speaker 4: It has me neutral wrapping paper, and now they want
- 27:24Speaker 4: to control the wrapping paper that you're wrapping the gifts in.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh my god.
- 27:28Speaker 6: Number three. If you bring a dish label all ingredients,
- 27:33Speaker 6: list any aldergens, and note emotional intentions. Interesting.
- 27:39Speaker 3: Who is this woman?
- 27:40Speaker 2: Johna some lady?
- 27:41Speaker 3: Oh it was her daughter in law that wrote the
- 27:43Speaker 3: list when she posted a list. Oh so she's roasting
- 27:45Speaker 3: our daughta correct her daughter a law.
- 27:48Speaker 2: And it's like everyone in the comments was like, this
- 27:50Speaker 2: is the only time I'll agree with someone's mother, right, okay.
- 27:53Speaker 6: Number four refer from comparing Christmas pass they're creating new
- 27:58Speaker 6: traditions and don't want to blur are passed with their present.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Number five. No photos unless everyone can sents, signs and
- 28:08Speaker 6: approves the lighting.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Number six.
- 28:10Speaker 6: No questions about politics, religion, or how you're doing emotionally.
- 28:14Speaker 6: Number seven.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Don't question how you're doing emotionally. You can't you can't
- 28:18Speaker 4: have a conversation about your life.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Now you have to be a robot.
- 28:21Speaker 1: So far, I think politics is the big ones.
- 28:23Speaker 3: The big one, that's the big one is down.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Yeah, children on what kind of cookies that they loved? Santa,
- 28:28Speaker 6: he gets kale and water for aniration. Right, be prepared
- 28:32Speaker 6: to leave promptly at eleven thirty.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Hold on, Hold on, hold on.
- 28:37Speaker 4: Santa gets kale in water in water, not cookies and milk.
- 28:42Speaker 1: No one is going to this woman's house for holidays.
- 28:45Speaker 4: I would have blocked her. I would have blocked her,
- 28:47Speaker 4: but you blocked on every platform.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 28:51Speaker 6: An hour and a half is ample time to celebrate.
- 28:54Speaker 6: And finally, number nine, all the cars must be parked
- 28:59Speaker 6: facing four forward because the HOA demands symmetry. Well, I'll
- 29:04Speaker 6: be spreading my holiday cheer courtesy of Jim Beam and check.
- 29:11Speaker 4: What's the HOA. That's probably at condo. If you have
- 29:16Speaker 4: a condo, Yeah, you know the hoa.
- 29:18Speaker 3: They have rules.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so your car has to be parked facing forward.
- 29:22Speaker 3: I mean I can understand that one.
- 29:24Speaker 4: If they have rules where you live, you know, I
- 29:26Speaker 4: understand that you have neighbors, But some of these other things,
- 29:28Speaker 4: it's just absolutely crazy, insane.
- 29:31Speaker 1: I think family members should rise up and someone should
- 29:34Speaker 1: say I'll do the holidays, yeah, and don't invite her.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Right what everyone else responded? I would love to know.
- 29:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's just so controlling. It takes the
- 29:44Speaker 4: fun right out of it. The holidays are supposed to
- 29:46Speaker 4: be fun.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's face it, the holidays do traditionally bring
- 29:50Speaker 1: family drama. Oh yeah, oh every family I mean crazy.
- 29:57Speaker 4: It starts with where we're having the holidays. Who house
- 30:00Speaker 4: we're going to. That's always the first big issue. You know,
- 30:03Speaker 4: we had it at that house last year. We got
- 30:05Speaker 4: to have it here, and then like you know, we're
- 30:07Speaker 4: gonna go, We decide on a place, and then one
- 30:09Speaker 4: person complains it becomes a whole fiasco.
- 30:11Speaker 3: That's the initial argument.
- 30:12Speaker 1: How about the one if he's going, I'm not coming,
- 30:15Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, such a project because a lot
- 30:19Speaker 1: of people in the family, the extended family, haven't spoken
- 30:23Speaker 1: for years. Yeah, they may have had an argument like
- 30:25Speaker 1: twenty years ago. They're still holding a grudge. So that
- 30:28Speaker 1: person's not allowed, right.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Right, Uncle Mark is whoever is posting on Facebook crazy stuff? Yes,
- 30:34Speaker 4: there's always a crazy social there's always a fighting on
- 30:37Speaker 4: social media all the time.
- 30:39Speaker 3: So Jihanna, what do you do for the holidays.
- 30:41Speaker 2: My family's a little different because I have two sides.
- 30:44Speaker 2: I have my mom's side in my dad's side because
- 30:46Speaker 2: they're not together right, So I always get really stressed
- 30:49Speaker 2: out because I try to satisfy both sides. I have
- 30:53Speaker 2: to go to one go to the other especially, and
- 30:56Speaker 2: then Thanksgiving always falls around my birthday, so both sides
- 31:00Speaker 2: like to have a cake. So I'm always like, Okay,
- 31:02Speaker 2: I need to get to my mom's at this time,
- 31:04Speaker 2: and then I need to go back to my dad's
- 31:05Speaker 2: house at this age.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Oh and then who had the better cake?
- 31:07Speaker 4: Who is?
- 31:08Speaker 1: And this and that.
- 31:09Speaker 2: It's like and I'm so thankful to have, you know,
- 31:12Speaker 2: two sides of the family. And now that I have
- 31:14Speaker 2: my boyfriend Jake, his side lives in New Jersey. So
- 31:18Speaker 2: that's a whole other outlayer that we have to figure
- 31:20Speaker 2: out this year.
- 31:21Speaker 1: That's another thing with the extended family. Sometimes you have
- 31:24Speaker 1: to go visit one that's in New Jersey to day
- 31:26Speaker 1: with the one here. And for years I did Christmas
- 31:30Speaker 1: Eve at my house when I was raising my family
- 31:32Speaker 1: in Lynnfield, Big I just invited everybody, everybody from the neighborhood,
- 31:36Speaker 1: the whole extended family, everybody, and then nobody's complaining. You know,
- 31:40Speaker 1: if you don't like him, go to another part of
- 31:41Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, God, leave each other alone. Okay, what
- 31:45Speaker 1: do you do now? Last year was the first year
- 31:48Speaker 1: that my son, Chris Chris Costa, took over Christmas Eve
- 31:54Speaker 1: and it was awesome. He and Hannah, his wife, had
- 31:57Speaker 1: the family Christmas, which is my birthday, and they like
- 32:02Speaker 1: to make it. I hope they don't make a deal
- 32:03Speaker 1: about it anymore.
- 32:05Speaker 3: But yeah, Johanna, did you know Billy's birthday is Christmas Eve?
- 32:08Speaker 2: I did.
- 32:08Speaker 3: It's the forgotten birthday.
- 32:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:10Speaker 4: It's good for us because we can rope two gifts
- 32:13Speaker 4: into one. So your one gift is his Christmas present
- 32:16Speaker 4: and his Birthday gift.
- 32:17Speaker 1: That's a nice way of putting it. Really, Thank God,
- 32:19Speaker 1: I could save you a couple of time.
- 32:20Speaker 4: I'm just being honest. That's how it is. Yeah. The
- 32:25Speaker 4: other issue when it comes to to get together is
- 32:27Speaker 4: during the holidays is alcohol. Yes, you know, there's always
- 32:30Speaker 4: somebody or multiple people that get too drunk. There's always
- 32:34Speaker 4: an outburst. Does that happen in your any of your families?
- 32:36Speaker 2: You don't even know. And it also ties into politics,
- 32:40Speaker 2: because that's the only rule that I could agree with
- 32:42Speaker 2: that this girl on because you mix alcohol and politics.
- 32:46Speaker 2: My family, a lot of people think the complete opposite.
- 32:48Speaker 2: They have different views.
- 32:49Speaker 1: So you have a divide in your.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I have a divide in my family on my mom's side.
- 32:53Speaker 2: And one year it resulted in you know, I think
- 32:57Speaker 2: things were thrown, somebody mooned, somebody.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's always a celebratory thing.
- 33:04Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say what relative. It's funny now, but
- 33:06Speaker 2: I was trying to traumatize me as a child, and
- 33:08Speaker 2: it was all over politics, and they had some liquor justin.
- 33:12Speaker 1: I gotta tell you a funny story about my brother. Okay,
- 33:13Speaker 1: he lived down in Sarasota, Florida, And so my niece, Gina,
- 33:17Speaker 1: who works for iHeart in New York, the headquarters. You've
- 33:19Speaker 1: got a big gig. She's a liberal and my dad
- 33:23Speaker 1: is hardcore conservative.
- 33:25Speaker 3: Your brother.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Yeah, So whenever she brings the kids to visit my
- 33:29Speaker 1: brother down in Sarasota, she has to stay in the
- 33:32Speaker 1: guest bedroom and my brother intentionally has a giant framed
- 33:36Speaker 1: picture of President Truma in the bedroom.
- 33:39Speaker 3: This is what I'm talking about.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Disaster.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Disaster.
- 33:44Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's it's so divisive and it takes all
- 33:47Speaker 4: the fund right out of the family, let me tell you.
- 33:49Speaker 17: Yeah, oh man, and the chaos of having families that
- 33:55Speaker 17: are sort of I don't want to say broken, but
- 33:58Speaker 17: there's a lot of separations in my family. So one
- 34:01Speaker 17: of my cousins just stepped up and said, you know what,
- 34:03Speaker 17: We're gonna all get together on December sixth, So we
- 34:07Speaker 17: have a random Saturday Christmas with everyone that can make it.
- 34:12Speaker 17: And it just makes holidays easier.
- 34:16Speaker 2: Yes, I love that. Why not you get out of
- 34:20Speaker 2: the way early.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Leave it alone. Yeah, it's Christmas.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:26Speaker 4: I start feeling festive when we go on vacation, like,
- 34:29Speaker 4: you know, a few days before Christmas.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Yeah, then I stop getting festive, right fair, But.
- 34:34Speaker 1: I'm seeing the Christmas decorations everywhere already.
- 34:36Speaker 3: They're all of my houses.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Are lit up in houses around me.
- 34:39Speaker 4: And yeah, how about this, Okay, I want to take
- 34:41Speaker 4: a glimpse into my house. My crazy wife, she she
- 34:45Speaker 4: decorates the whole house in Christmas. She buys a brand
- 34:47Speaker 4: new bath mats and shower curtains that are green to
- 34:53Speaker 4: go along with the theme. So I walk in the
- 34:55Speaker 4: bathroom and there's a green shower curt It is hideous, hideous,
- 34:59Speaker 4: and look at it. I go, why would she buy that?
- 35:01Speaker 4: And then later on she walks in and goes, why
- 35:04Speaker 4: did I buy that curtain?
- 35:05Speaker 3: It's hideous? Why would I do that?
- 35:07Speaker 4: And she won't stop talking about it the whole day,
- 35:09Speaker 4: this hideous why would you buy it?
- 35:11Speaker 1: Well, you get caught up with everything when you're out
- 35:13Speaker 1: during the holidays. You're leading up to the hall as
- 35:15Speaker 1: you in.
- 35:17Speaker 2: When you go to like a TJ Max or somewhere,
- 35:19Speaker 2: I think they pump things into the air that hypnotize
- 35:22Speaker 2: you and.
- 35:23Speaker 3: You just start buying.
- 35:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you black out. Because I've had moments
- 35:26Speaker 2: like that, I'm like, I actually really buy that.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that. She does that all the time.
- 35:31Speaker 4: Now we have to get a new Santa for the
- 35:32Speaker 4: porch because the Santa got decapitated last year. The head
- 35:36Speaker 4: came off and we had to glue the head back
- 35:38Speaker 4: on and now the head's like not staying, so we have.
- 35:41Speaker 1: To buy it outside the elements.
- 35:43Speaker 3: So I had it time down to the porch.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Hey, I got you a Christmas tree this year?
- 35:48Speaker 3: You did?
- 35:48Speaker 1: Yeah? At all?
- 35:49Speaker 20: Mad at one of the Wayfair properties.
- 35:52Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little tree.
- 35:53Speaker 4: So now it's topic time with the Billy and Lisa
- 35:57Speaker 4: in the morning.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Well, Mariah Carey said it. Yes, it's time for the holidays.
- 36:03Speaker 1: It starts with Thanksgiving, it takes us through Christmas in
- 36:06Speaker 1: New Years, and let's face it, it creates a lot of
- 36:09Speaker 1: family drama. And we had a list of some people
- 36:12Speaker 1: who are issuing rules. Now, if you're coming to the
- 36:14Speaker 1: house for the holidays, John, my.
- 36:16Speaker 6: Daughter lad just sent the Christmas Rules VRS. Follows one.
- 36:20Speaker 6: No gifts that make noise, contain sugar, or require any batteries.
- 36:26Speaker 6: Number two, all wrapping paper must be neutral tone. No
- 36:30Speaker 6: Santa faces that's overstimulating for the children. Number three if
- 36:35Speaker 6: you bring a dish label all ingredients, list any allergens,
- 36:41Speaker 6: and no emotional intentions. Interesting. Number four refer from comparing
- 36:47Speaker 6: Christmas past. They're creating new traditions and don't want to
- 36:51Speaker 6: blur our past with their present. Number five, no photos
- 36:56Speaker 6: unless everyone consents, signs and approved the lighting.
- 37:02Speaker 21: I don't know who this woman is that made this
- 37:04Speaker 21: crazy Christmas list of things you can't do at the
- 37:07Speaker 21: Christmas party, but it reminds me of this documentary I
- 37:10Speaker 21: saw years ago, called the Grinch who Stole Christmas.
- 37:14Speaker 3: That's so true.
- 37:15Speaker 22: I'm calling BS on that email. I don't think anybody
- 37:19Speaker 22: could possibly be that obnoxious. I think they asked chat
- 37:23Speaker 22: GPT to find the most obnoxious rules that people have
- 37:28Speaker 22: around holidays and put them all in one email, because
- 37:32Speaker 22: I think if somebody really was that obnoxious, there's no
- 37:36Speaker 22: way that somebody else would have wanted to marry them
- 37:39Speaker 22: and pro create.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Let's go to Dave calling in from Belmont. Good morning, Dave,
- 37:45Speaker 1: your thoughts on the holidays?
- 37:48Speaker 10: Good morning.
- 37:49Speaker 9: I had to laugh, Gianna, you are so spot on
- 37:52Speaker 9: about home goods.
- 37:53Speaker 12: I walked in there this weekend to buy one item.
- 37:55Speaker 1: It was a toothbrush, and sixty five dollars later and
- 37:59Speaker 1: an hour of my time, Oh yeah, two baskets full
- 38:03Speaker 1: of Christmas.
- 38:04Speaker 23: I probably have a green curtain in there too that
- 38:07Speaker 23: I don't even know that I need.
- 38:08Speaker 14: I mean, I was, I don't know what came over me.
- 38:11Speaker 16: I couldn't stop buying stuff.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you get possessed in there by some
- 38:15Speaker 2: sort of home goods demon?
- 38:17Speaker 1: Is this home goods?
- 38:18Speaker 2: Home goods?
- 38:18Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 38:19Speaker 2: Do you know what I bought from Home Goods one time,
- 38:22Speaker 2: sparkly hand chairs, giant giant hand chairs, you know, chairs
- 38:28Speaker 2: in the shape of a literal.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Hand Okay, yeah, all right, and.
- 38:32Speaker 2: They were disco.
- 38:35Speaker 1: They were Disco designed and you bought them. You have
- 38:38Speaker 1: them still.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Correct, they're in a storage unit.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I gotta tell you it's happened to me at home Goods.
- 38:43Speaker 1: I was in Florida once and we walked into Home Goods.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I left with furniture like it's crazy, Like you say, hey,
- 38:51Speaker 1: look at that outdoor furniture.
- 38:53Speaker 2: What you're saying that's my conspiracy theory and I'm sticking
- 38:56Speaker 2: to it.
- 38:57Speaker 3: No, there's something there too.
- 38:58Speaker 4: My wife's the same thing, you know, that thing with
- 39:00Speaker 4: the j shawaker and the green one that she hates.
- 39:02Speaker 4: That's not the first time. She just buys things and
- 39:04Speaker 4: then complains about them after. Yeah, it's wild.
- 39:07Speaker 14: This is why I think Friendsgiving is so popular, because
- 39:11Speaker 14: nobody wants to spend five hours with crazy Uncle Bob,
- 39:14Speaker 14: but everyone wants to spend time with their friends, people
- 39:17Speaker 14: they're choosing to spend the holidays with. So I'm hosting
- 39:20Speaker 14: my first ever friends giving. It's gonna be a dessert
- 39:23Speaker 14: party this year, and super excited for that.
- 39:26Speaker 3: I love that, Gianna. You seem like a friends giving girl.
- 39:29Speaker 2: I just started doing it last year, and I do
- 39:31Speaker 2: it the day before Thanksgiving because thank goodness, my friends
- 39:36Speaker 2: and I don't really have responsibilities to prepare for Thanksgiving
- 39:39Speaker 2: the next day. And we did the whole let's go
- 39:42Speaker 2: out in our hometown and it was in Revere, and
- 39:46Speaker 2: I got really sick and tired of that real quick.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you're gonna say you got beat up.
- 39:52Speaker 2: I almost beat somebody up.
- 39:54Speaker 1: The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is a big go out
- 39:57Speaker 1: on the town kind of a night right. You meet
- 39:59Speaker 1: old friends even and from high school, from college and
- 40:01Speaker 1: all that it is.
- 40:02Speaker 2: And like not to toot my own horn. But I
- 40:04Speaker 2: started like not being able to get into bars in Revere,
- 40:07Speaker 2: and I was like, what am I doing waiting in
- 40:10Speaker 2: a line?
- 40:11Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? I think? Do you think?
- 40:14Speaker 1: And be honest, do you think? In my family I'm
- 40:16Speaker 1: the one no one wants to be around.
- 40:18Speaker 4: Yeah, well they talk about you behind your back. Who's
- 40:20Speaker 4: gonna take Uncle Billy?
- 40:21Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 40:22Speaker 1: Really already?
- 40:23Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah I know that for a fact.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Oh no, my son, Chris, that's sharing with you.
- 40:29Speaker 4: I can't say who it is, but they love you daily.
- 40:32Speaker 4: But you're a huge pain in the ass well because
- 40:35Speaker 4: you criticize every holiday.
- 40:37Speaker 3: You don't eat the food.
- 40:38Speaker 4: You complain about the food, the gluttony that everybody's eating.
- 40:41Speaker 4: You know, he thinks that every holiday Gianna is about
- 40:44Speaker 4: food and he hates it.
- 40:46Speaker 1: Nobody wants to gorge geat regardless of the holiday, it's
- 40:49Speaker 1: all around giant, multiple plates of food. You know what,
- 40:53Speaker 1: I'm going to spend the holidays with Johanna's dad, Eddie.
- 40:56Speaker 2: We were just talking off the air about how Billy
- 40:58Speaker 2: wants to hang out with Eddie.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Yeah too.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we are a new best friend.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Yeah, he was great.
- 41:03Speaker 8: The biggest issue every year at Christmas is the Yankee Swap.
- 41:08Speaker 8: It's been going on for over fifteen years and every
- 41:14Speaker 8: year the rules need to be repeated. People fight over
- 41:18Speaker 8: the rules, People fight over gifts. Somebody always brings an
- 41:22Speaker 8: extra gift which throws off all the numbers. We have
- 41:25Speaker 8: to give out numbers eighty five times. So yeah, the
- 41:28Speaker 8: Yankee swap is always eventful.
- 41:30Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought that up. Me too, that's a
- 41:32Speaker 3: big issue.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Yep.
- 41:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:34Speaker 4: The best is when they because you can steal other
- 41:36Speaker 4: people's gifts. Yeah, it's like everybody wants the Dunks card
- 41:40Speaker 4: or the Starbucks card. Yes, you know, and they're like,
- 41:42Speaker 4: some little kid will get it and the mom will
- 41:44Speaker 4: be so happy, and then then the older guy will
- 41:46Speaker 4: steal the card from the kid.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Yeah, big drama.
- 41:49Speaker 1: No, nothing causes more drama and arguments and hate than
- 41:53Speaker 1: the Yankee swap.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Yeah, we do one too.
- 41:55Speaker 1: About these stupid gifts and you want the one you
- 41:58Speaker 1: want and then somebody walks up and just takes it
- 42:00Speaker 1: from you toward the end of the game. You thought
- 42:02Speaker 1: you had it.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Yeah, and it' supposed to be a fun thing.
- 42:03Speaker 4: What are the people that complain and cry about the
- 42:05Speaker 4: gift they got, like they want, you know, they got
- 42:07Speaker 4: something they didn't like and now they're upset, sulking in
- 42:09Speaker 4: the corner.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:11Speaker 4: Or when they make the price above twenty or twenty
- 42:14Speaker 4: five dollars.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Yeah I hate that.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Yeah, all opped out, it's twenty bucks.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Or if they set the price and the one person
- 42:19Speaker 1: comes in having spent two hundred.
- 42:21Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they overdo it. The overdoer. Oh that's a
- 42:24Speaker 4: good one right there. Let's go to Katie and.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Woover on line one.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Hey, Katie, Good morning. What have you got for the holidays?
- 42:30Speaker 13: Good morning. We got some family cananigans going on. I'm
- 42:33Speaker 13: talking like, you know, the holidays are just like cuckoo
- 42:37Speaker 13: because I have to I'm not married, so and I
- 42:40Speaker 13: don't have kids, so I just have to tolerate, you know,
- 42:43Speaker 13: the kids, the dogs. It's just craziness. I would like
- 42:47Speaker 13: to skip over it. I think I actually welcome actually
- 42:51Speaker 13: Gianna to the show. You add a good piece of
- 42:54Speaker 13: a little Lisa to the show.
- 42:56Speaker 2: And I love you, thank you, I love you back.
- 42:58Speaker 1: I appreciate that unit.
- 43:03Speaker 13: I can totally relate to her, even though I'm twenty
- 43:06Speaker 13: years older. That just like you know, I just come
- 43:09Speaker 13: and don't have to bring anything to Thanksging, but I
- 43:12Speaker 13: have to kind of be like the babysitters last dogs
- 43:14Speaker 13: that are because it's just like craziness.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Yeah, they're shoving the dogs and the kids off on
- 43:19Speaker 1: you because you don't have anything.
- 43:21Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Let's go to Paula next. Paula.
- 43:23Speaker 20: You're on the air as we say, Paula. Oh, Paula,
- 43:29Speaker 20: Paula called back. She got disconnected. It's all good, good.
- 43:32Speaker 20: She had a good Yankee swap one so oh, call back.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Paula.
- 43:35Speaker 5: So, my mom has hosted Christmas Eve every single year
- 43:38Speaker 5: for the past twenty seven years.
- 43:40Speaker 2: She has three sisters.
- 43:41Speaker 5: For some reason, her and her sisters decided to have
- 43:44Speaker 5: a conversation about what's going to happen when her parents,
- 43:47Speaker 5: who lived down in Florida passed away. Now, one of
- 43:50Speaker 5: my aunts was very drunk, and needless to say that,
- 43:54Speaker 5: I ended with everybody screaming at each other and all
- 43:58Speaker 5: of the cousins hysterically.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Wow, I've been there.
- 44:03Speaker 1: They start speculating about death. Well, you know, Joe and
- 44:07Speaker 1: Mary down there in Florida, what are we going to
- 44:10Speaker 1: do once they die?
- 44:11Speaker 4: The clock's ticking on them, So we got to stop
- 44:14Speaker 4: planning ahead for the future.
- 44:16Speaker 18: I don't have a family, so never had to deal
- 44:19Speaker 18: with any big family holiday events or anything like that.
- 44:22Speaker 18: But got married a couple of years ago to a
- 44:25Speaker 18: guy whose family is half Italian.
- 44:28Speaker 22: Half Irish, and one alcoholics.
- 44:31Speaker 18: So to say that family holiday events are traumatic would
- 44:37Speaker 18: be a bit of an understatement. I literally got whiplash
- 44:41Speaker 18: from the drama the first year.
- 44:43Speaker 1: So yeah, fun part alcoholic. Oh we got Paula back. Paula,
- 44:49Speaker 1: you're back, give us your story.
- 44:52Speaker 24: Oh, we have this god awful, hideous ulog that's been
- 44:56Speaker 24: going around our family for years. It's this this ceramic,
- 45:01Speaker 24: big ceramic, gold and all different colored yule log. It's hideous,
- 45:08Speaker 24: and people shake boxes do everything. Is sometimes a picture
- 45:13Speaker 24: in a small box that you got the yule log,
- 45:16Speaker 24: and everybody screams when you know, it's just a madhouse
- 45:21Speaker 24: when the Yankee swaps.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Got But what purpose does the U log serve?
- 45:27Speaker 24: None at all? You hide it until next year because
- 45:31Speaker 24: no one can figure out who got it last year.
- 45:34Speaker 24: Who's bringing in the box or the bag going to
- 45:37Speaker 24: get that U log because no one remembers who's got
- 45:41Speaker 24: it the year before.
- 45:42Speaker 1: So a sad holiday tradition. Thanks for the call.
- 45:48Speaker 2: I mean, if the yule log makes somebody that happy,
- 45:51Speaker 2: it's all.
- 45:51Speaker 1: About the one thing nobody wants.
- 45:54Speaker 3: I guess, can I ask a question? I got, what's
- 45:56Speaker 3: a yule log?
- 45:57Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I said, what's its purpose?
- 46:00Speaker 1: I would saying like they keep things in it?
- 46:02Speaker 3: I guess ulog is a cake. That's what I see.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought it.
- 46:06Speaker 3: That's what I thought it was. But yeah, I don't know.
- 46:09Speaker 1: I passed the U log around. It's a cake.
- 46:11Speaker 4: I guess let's go to Laurie online too. She's got
- 46:13Speaker 4: a good Yankee Swap store.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Here, right, Laurie, let's go Yankee swap. Come on, give
- 46:18Speaker 1: us some good stuff.
- 46:20Speaker 23: So I agree with you. Yankee swap you get all
- 46:23Speaker 23: different ages, different people, whatever. So what we did is
- 46:27Speaker 23: now we have themes. So every year you let someone
- 46:31Speaker 23: know prior what the theme is, what the dollar value is.
- 46:34Speaker 23: For example, like one year you had to buy stuff
- 46:37Speaker 23: from a thrift shop and it couldn't be more than
- 46:39Speaker 23: fifteen dollars. And then when you opened it up, like
- 46:42Speaker 23: you had to wear it, you had to put it on.
- 46:45Speaker 23: So it made it more fun and it wasn't more
- 46:48Speaker 23: about it was more about fun than getting like the
- 46:50Speaker 23: best gift. Another time it was like a grocery store.
- 46:54Speaker 23: You had to go in the grocery store and buy
- 46:56Speaker 23: something under ten dollars. And so it was just a
- 46:59Speaker 23: theme and it just took the what do you get
- 47:02Speaker 23: for all ages kind of a thing.
- 47:04Speaker 1: So all due respect, this sounds like absolutely I.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Love that one.
- 47:11Speaker 1: One.
- 47:11Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
- 47:13Speaker 4: I guess how many Yankee swaps do I have this year?
- 47:15Speaker 4: I think I have at least one usually have a
- 47:18Speaker 4: couple like two or three every year.
- 47:20Speaker 1: I only had one in my life, and thank god
- 47:23Speaker 1: it's over. It stopped like two years ago.
- 47:26Speaker 2: We do it every year.
- 47:27Speaker 1: My friends Brian and Mitzi would have it.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Did it go Okay?
- 47:30Speaker 1: Beautiful night, lobster dinners, that it comes from love and
- 47:33Speaker 1: North end Over And then the Yankee swap came. You
- 47:37Speaker 1: knew you weren't going to see some of these people
- 47:39Speaker 1: ever again. After the Yankee swaps, the arguments got so deep.
- 47:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I love this conversation all from that stupid list
- 47:46Speaker 4: from that woman on TikTok about the things, all from
- 47:48Speaker 4: the stupid list, that list of.
- 47:50Speaker 17: Rules for holidays.
- 47:52Speaker 5: If I was in her family, I would break every
- 47:55Speaker 5: single one of those and then some and show up
- 47:58Speaker 5: and have a blast.