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Dirty Little Secret: I Keep Tabs On All My Friends! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in the
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  Speaker 1: morning on Mix 102.9.
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  Speaker 3: and if you've got a secret, 833-787-1029, and you got one.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I have a secret that I've literally never told anyone,
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  Speaker 4: but I already know that you're going to think I'm
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  Speaker 4: completely insane once you hear about it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I don't think so, but go ahead. Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: I've always been pretty, like, OCD. My friends and family
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  Speaker 4: know that I'm just, like, ridiculously organized. My closet is
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  Speaker 4: organized by color, season, and sometimes, hey, even alphabetically by
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  Speaker 4: brand within, like, the colors and seasons.
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  Speaker 3: Really? So your closet is organized alphabetically by brand and
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  Speaker 3: color and everything. I'm jealous.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm taking commissions. Welcome to your closet.
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  Speaker 3: His closet is nothing but black t-shirts. Mine's a mess.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is, I'm really organized, but I think that
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  Speaker 4: nobody really understands how far my obsession with being organized goes.
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  Speaker 4: For the past 15 years, I've kept like This detailed
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  Speaker 4: spreadsheet of every single person in my life.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Like family, friends, coworkers, ex-boyfriends. Even my current boyfriend has
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  Speaker 4: a section in it. And so I call it the system.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: You have a name for it. So wait. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What's the system for?
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  Speaker 3: You keep a spreadsheet on your friends, family, everybody around you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What does it do? Like, wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's not just the basics like birthdays
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  Speaker 4: and favorite colors. It's like I have a file on
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  Speaker 4: each person and I have notes about like everything.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Who does?
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  Speaker 2: You're like recording your life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, notes on what though?
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  Speaker 4: Well, like I put like the last time we talked,
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  Speaker 4: what we chatted about, and when we last hung out
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  Speaker 4: and what we did. And sometimes I even rate our
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  Speaker 4: interactions on a scale of one to ten based on
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  Speaker 4: how much I enjoyed my time.
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  Speaker 3: So you'll rank people, rate them, say, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: note what we did, how much I liked it, what
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  Speaker 3: we talked about this person's, the notes and history on them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like a doctor would do after your appointment.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I feel like they, how did you remember that
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  Speaker 1: I was about to do that last year?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I remember some things, but also just writing them
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  Speaker 4: down helps anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So you do this because it, and what do you
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  Speaker 3: do with it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I can, based, so, like, the way I have
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  Speaker 4: the system, I can just type someone's name into the system,
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  Speaker 4: and it'll pull up, like, a complete history of us.
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  Speaker 4: And so, like, I can pull up somebody I've been
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  Speaker 4: on a date with, and, like, I can look at, like,
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  Speaker 4: somebody I've been with before, and, like, every argument we had, and, like,
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  Speaker 4: I can look at patterns, and every gift someone has
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  Speaker 4: ever given me, like, I could look up what Aunt
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  Speaker 4: Susie got me for Christmas from, like, eight years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That is kind of fascinating.
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  Speaker 2: It's very fascinating. How long have you been doing this?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, since I was a teenager, but back then
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  Speaker 4: I carried around a notebook and I would write things
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  Speaker 4: down throughout the day. But now I like make notes
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  Speaker 4: on my phone and then sometimes I'm like, I'm so
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  Speaker 4: excited to get home and put everything in the system.
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  Speaker 3: So it's called a system. That's another thing I can't
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  Speaker 3: get over. So you've done this since a teenager, and
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  Speaker 3: you just keep doing it. Is it getting better? Is
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  Speaker 3: it getting worse? I mean, when I say better or worse,
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  Speaker 3: are you doing it more often?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the older I get, the more detailed it becomes. Because,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I think some people could say it's like
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  Speaker 4: a diary, except, like, instead of writing just about my day,
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  Speaker 4: I'm documenting, like, everyone else's diary.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if it's like a diary. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's not a diary. But does your current boyfriend know that?
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  Speaker 3: our interactions yeah that's true does your current boyfriend i
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  Speaker 3: think you said you had one does he know you
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  Speaker 3: do this.
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  Speaker 4: Uh no i think you'd think i'm a psychopath but
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  Speaker 4: like no one no one knows about this not even
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  Speaker 4: like my best friend oh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay But why do you do it? Did you have
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  Speaker 3: a bad memory?
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  Speaker 1: Because I do, and I write stuff down to try
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  Speaker 1: to remember.
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  Speaker 2: You do? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know necessarily why I started doing it, but, like,
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  Speaker 4: it's nice to have, and there's just something super satisfying
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  Speaker 4: about having everything documented and organized. Like, my brain doesn't
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  Speaker 4: forget much, but, like, if I.
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  Speaker 2: Do, it's there.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, so it's satisfying to you. It makes you feel good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I swear I'm a normal person otherwise. I just
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  Speaker 4: happen to have like a searchable database of basically every
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  Speaker 4: human being I've ever come in contact with.
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  Speaker 2: I love this.
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  Speaker 3: So if you go to lunch with one of your
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  Speaker 3: friends and lunch was so-so. Yeah, I get that. So
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  Speaker 3: like I went to lunch with Pooh yesterday. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to rank it a four. Why? Why was it a four?
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  Speaker 3: Out of ten. I paid for the bill. Well, you always,
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  Speaker 3: I mean. He didn't talk. He was on his phone
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  Speaker 3: the whole time. I put that note. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 3: I might start doing this. Oh. Well, everybody was calling me.
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  Speaker 3: But your friends don't know that you do this, though.
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  Speaker 3: They don't even know.
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  Speaker 4: No one knows.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like you have your life together.
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  Speaker 1: Like, people will tell me from years ago, oh, remember
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  Speaker 1: when you gave me that thing or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: And I'll be like, don't remember that. And they'll be like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: I was really thoughtful. I just do things in my
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  Speaker 2: heart in the moment and forget.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that's pretty normal. But you could go
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  Speaker 3: back and be like, I remember that. It was August 8th.
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  Speaker 3: We had Chipotle. Right. You had the burrito.
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  Speaker 2: You talked about the.
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  Speaker 1: Drama with your sister and all of the things with whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, whatever makes you happy. If that makes you happy
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  Speaker 3: and it brings you a satisfying feeling, do it. It's
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  Speaker 3: not hurting anybody.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I was that organized. Yeah. I really do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. Well, thank you for your secret. Wait, are
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  Speaker 3: we in the spreadsheet? Will we be in the spreadsheet
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  Speaker 3: after this? Yeah, what are you ranking us?
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to know. I guess we'll have to
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  Speaker 4: chat another time for you to find out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good. Tell us later.