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Lux Radio Theatre - June Bride · Lux Radio Theatre

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  Speaker 1: My ears?
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  Speaker 2: Best piece of music equipment I own. They've been with
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  Speaker 2: me through everything, even the 90s. Back when you'd hear
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  Speaker 2: about parties from photocopied flyers. Before outdoor raves moved indoors.
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  Speaker 2: And now, the music's changed. But I wanted to make
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  Speaker 2: sure my ears hadn't. So I did the free online
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  Speaker 2: hearing screener from Specsavers. And got on the test list.
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  Speaker 2: Only took three minutes. It's like my own little sound check.
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  Speaker 2: Try Specsavers' free online hearing screener. Visit the website to
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  Speaker 2: find out more. Hearing screener is not a diagnosis.
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  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 3: for it?
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  Speaker 4: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
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  Speaker 4: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
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  Speaker 4: It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 5: Where?
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  Speaker 4: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 6: Lift? Please.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Kimmage.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 7: Stephen Brothers Company, the makers of Luxe Flakes, bring you
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  Speaker 7: the Luxe Radio Theater, starring Betty Davis and James Stewart
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  Speaker 7: in June Bride. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr.
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  Speaker 6: William Keeley.
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  Speaker 5: Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. We're both proud and
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  Speaker 5: happy here in the Luxe Radio Theater this evening.
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  Speaker 1: Proud.
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  Speaker 6: because.
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  Speaker 5: This is the opening of the most promising season we've
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  Speaker 5: ever had. And happy because we can sincerely welcome you
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  Speaker 5: back as old friends.
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  Speaker 6: In honor of this.
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  Speaker 5: Special occasion, we present two stars whose names carry the
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  Speaker 5: enchantment of great theater, Betty Davis and James Stewart. And
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  Speaker 5: they star in a comedy that has delighted screen audiences
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  Speaker 5: all over the country. It's the Warner Brothers hit, June Bride.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, a title like June Bride calls up thoughts
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  Speaker 5: of orange blossoms and romance. But modern brides must be homemakers, too.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the first act of June Bride, starring James Stewart
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  Speaker 5: as Carrie Jackson and Betty Davis as Linda Gilman. In
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  Speaker 5: the elaborate office building of the Allied Magazine Syndicate, three
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  Speaker 5: entire floors are devoted to the highly successful Home Life magazine.
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  Speaker 5: At the head of this minor empire is Home Life's
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  Speaker 5: efficient editor, Miss Linda Gilman.
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  Speaker 6: May I come in, Madam Editor?
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  Speaker 8: Harry, it's you.
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  Speaker 6: You're back. Hello. Oh, well, a great big enthusiastic hello
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  Speaker 6: to you, too. How have you been, Linda?
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  Speaker 9: Reasonably well, considering I haven't had you.
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  Speaker 6: Around for the past three years. That long, huh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the last time I saw you, we.
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  Speaker 6: Had lunch at Marcel's. That was August 12th, 1946. We
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  Speaker 6: were supposed to dine at Caesar's, only you went to
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  Speaker 6: Berlin instead. I might have known you'd remember. By the way,
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  Speaker 6: our date is off, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: When I didn't hear from you for three years, I
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  Speaker 1: leaped to that conclusion.
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  Speaker 8: You heel.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no. Don't be like that.
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  Speaker 8: All right, anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, you're not really a heel.
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  Speaker 5: You just give that impression.
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  Speaker 6: What do you want? Well, can't I stop in and
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  Speaker 6: say hello without being suspected? Yeah, you're being very charming,
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  Speaker 6: very reasonable, and very boyish. Unless you've changed, that means
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  Speaker 6: you're about to drink somebody's blood.
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  Speaker 1: Probably mine.
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  Speaker 6: Look, I've just been up to see the boss. He
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  Speaker 6: fired me.
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 7: And here I was thinking he couldn't read.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you're sweet. Now, anyhow, he hired me back again.
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  Speaker 6: He can't read. You know who my new editor is?
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  Speaker 7: No, who?
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  Speaker 6: You. Oh, no. He wouldn't do that. He's already done it.
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  Speaker 6: He assigned me to the Home Life in America series.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, well, I did.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, this isn't very flattering, you know. After all,
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  Speaker 6: I'm still pretty handy with a pipe rider. I'm gay.
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  Speaker 6: I'm lovable. I've got nice teeth. What else do you want?
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  Speaker 6: I'll be as tactful as possible, Carrie. I don't want
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  Speaker 6: you around. Grudge, nurse. No, nothing personal. You're a fine fellow,
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  Speaker 6: but I won't.
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  Speaker 3: Have you on my magazine.
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  Speaker 6: Why not? You're a foreign correspondent, Carrie. You're used to exciting,
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  Speaker 6: important stories.
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  Speaker 7: The most exciting thing that happens to the people we.
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  Speaker 6: Write about is a $ 5 raise for par. You'd be
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  Speaker 6: awfully bored.
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  Speaker 2: You'd start making fun of them.
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  Speaker 6: It would not work out. Well, at least couldn't we
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  Speaker 6: just talk about it? After all, I... Now, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 6: Wait a minute. Where are you going?
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to dinner.
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  Speaker 6: To date?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 6: Well, then have dinner with me. The one we missed
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  Speaker 6: three years ago.
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  Speaker 8: I'm glad I didn't wait.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we could have dinner at Caesar's. They don't know
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  Speaker 6: my credit's no good. Sounds rightfully expensive. Hasn't it? Sure ones, then.
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  Speaker 6: Only about five bucks for the two of us. You
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  Speaker 6: can afford that much, can't.
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 8: Now, look, Terry.
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  Speaker 6: What are you so suspicious about? We'll have dinner. I'll
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  Speaker 6: take you home.
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  Speaker 5: Early. It's a very busy day tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to Indiana.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, Indiana. My first assignment, huh?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 8: Indiana?
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  Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous. Had a lovely time, Terry.
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  Speaker 6: Lovely, lovely. It was lovely. Ah, lovely. Now let me in.
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  Speaker 2: Have to get up early in the morning.
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  Speaker 6: Good night. Good night. I can only stay for a minute.
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  Speaker 6: You're so... This is nice. Here we are, sort of
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  Speaker 6: picking things up just where we left off, you know?
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  Speaker 6: You're picking nothing up. Not one single bygone is going
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  Speaker 6: to be a bygone.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 7: Stop turning the lights out.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm? Look, now, if you're still sore about me walking
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  Speaker 6: out on you three years ago, I can explain.
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  Speaker 1: I am definitely not interested.
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  Speaker 5: Much.
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  Speaker 6: You were pretty ambitious in those days, Linda. I still am.
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  Speaker 6: I knew exactly what you wanted, where you were going,
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  Speaker 6: how to get it. I sound like a subway.
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  Speaker 8: Stop creeping up on me.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm? Oh. Well, anyway, that day I left you after
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  Speaker 6: we had lunch together, well, I started looking in store
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  Speaker 6: windows Suddenly I had a terrible realization. That you've forgotten
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  Speaker 6: to borrow taxis there from me? No, no. No, I
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  Speaker 6: found myself looking at furniture. Household furniture. Bedroom suites. Two
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  Speaker 6: dollars down. One thousand five hundred sixty-seven weeks to pay.
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  Speaker 6: For the first time in my life, I wanted to
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  Speaker 6: get married. And it bowled me over. I just stood there, paralyzed.
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  Speaker 8: Then what?
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  Speaker 6: I hopped the first plane for Germany. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 6: live the way you do. Tied down, everything all planned out.
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  Speaker 6: Even when I was making love to you, I sort
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  Speaker 6: of had a feeling that you were wondering what time
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  Speaker 6: it was. That is not the sweetest thing anyone's ever
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  Speaker 6: said to me. Yes, I suppose you were terribly angry,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I've got over it.
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  Speaker 6: Completely? The one thing that obviously never occurred to you, Carrie,
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I would have married you. Well, Linda,
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  Speaker 6: I'm amazed.
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  Speaker 5: You came back expecting to find a broken butterfly quivering
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  Speaker 5: in the void of your absence, didn't you?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Linda. Yes, that's right. Yes. This isn't at
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  Speaker 6: all what I expected. Furthermore, it's nicer this way. Kind
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  Speaker 6: of like old times, isn't it? Just the two of
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  Speaker 6: us sitting here talking. We always did talk a lot,
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  Speaker 6: didn't we?
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  Speaker 5: We talked away everything that ever meant anything to us.
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  Speaker 6: No, I... Not everything.
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  Speaker 5: Not, uh.
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  Speaker 6: Not Carrie.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, Carrie.
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  Speaker 6: Not everything.
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  Speaker 8: Carrie, now.
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  Speaker 6: Ouch! Ah, you're smooth and charming.
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  Speaker 1: You turn it on like hot water for my thoughts.
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  Speaker 8: But I had.
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  Speaker 3: Measles once, and now I'm immune.
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  Speaker 6: I always know what time it is now, Carrie.
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  Speaker 1: It's 11.20.
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  Speaker 3: I have to be up early.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Carrie, you dear gullible boy, you just struck out. Linda, now,
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  Speaker 6: we know each other too well for all this. We
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  Speaker 6: still go for each other, and you know it.
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  Speaker 5: I only know that you're very casual about these.
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  Speaker 8: Things, and I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: I'd wake up one morning and find you were in Afghanistan. Linda. Linda.
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  Speaker 6: All right, all right, I'll go. Quietly and sadly into
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  Speaker 6: the night went fun-loving Carrie Jackson. The schmo of the week. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: I almost forgot. The job on your magazine, do I
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  Speaker 6: get it? Yes. Goody, goody.
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  Speaker 1: On certain conditions, I'm editor.
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  Speaker 6: I'm running Home Life magazine.
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  Speaker 1: That means you'll have.
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  Speaker 6: To take orders from me. A pleasure, boss.
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  Speaker 5: And you'll have to forget.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm. Well, I'll try. Linda Gilman is not a woman.
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  Speaker 6: Linda Gilman is not a woman. Here, have a cigar.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, I'll smoke it after breakfast. See you at the office, Terry.
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  Speaker 1: This is Ed inside, everyone. Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, everyone.
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  Speaker 6: Grab a chair and I'll get started.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, morning, Terry.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, sir. You met everyone? Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 6: They all wanted to know how I got my stuff
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  Speaker 6: in the business, I said.
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  Speaker 7: What did you tell them?
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  Speaker 6: Just lucky, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: How nice.
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  Speaker 5: Now, now, as you know, our story concerns the Brinker.
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  Speaker 1: Family in Central Indiana.
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  Speaker 6: Two young girls, usual number of parents.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the old man do, Linda?
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  Speaker 6: Well, Mr.
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  Speaker 8: Brinker owns a hardware store. The house, incidentally, is a
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  Speaker 8: museum piece.
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  Speaker 6: So is Mrs. Brinker. Paula, you have to put her
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  Speaker 6: on a diet, don't I always? Just to satisfy my
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  Speaker 6: own curiosity, how did Home Life magazine happen to pick
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  Speaker 6: this particular family? Well, the eldest daughter's being married anyway.
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  Speaker 6: She happens to fit into our schedule.
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  Speaker 7: She's willing to be married right away for us.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Paula, you'll see that their clothes are brought up
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  Speaker 6: to date. Use light, summery materials. And, Rosemary, you'll make
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  Speaker 6: out the usual household budget and weekly menu and keep
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  Speaker 6: them simple and... Scotty, usual pictures. What about me? Well,
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  Speaker 6: this will be a 19-page.
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  Speaker 5: Feature, Kerry, about 5,000 words. We'll call it June Bride.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm. Isn't that a little daring? Now, all of you
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  Speaker 6: remember this is a typical small-town family, and they have
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  Speaker 6: to live with the house, the clothes, and the neighbors
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  Speaker 6: after we've gone. I had the local carpenter, painter, and
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  Speaker 6: upholsterer working in the house for the past two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Mrs.
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  Speaker 7: Blinker expects us tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: She's going to.
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  Speaker 8: Bake a cake.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: Very well. Remember, it's winter, and we have to do
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  Speaker 6: a June wedding in less than a week.
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  Speaker 1: Any questions?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 8: Fine.
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  Speaker 1: Fine.
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  Speaker 5: That's all for now.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Cary. Yeah? You and I are flying out this afternoon.
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  Speaker 6: We are? Four feet of snow in Crestville. Better wear
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  Speaker 6: your longies. I want to look here, Linda. Now, of
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  Speaker 6: all the corny... Tell me all about it on the plane.
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  Speaker 8: We're leaving at 1.10.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 6: Well, at least I have a rough idea of what
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  Speaker 6: we'll do with the Brinker's house. I wish I had
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  Speaker 6: a rough idea of what I was going to use
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  Speaker 6: for a story. You have your story, 19-year-old girl marries
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  Speaker 6: boy next door.
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  Speaker 5: It's America's best.
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  Speaker 6: You're really getting folksy, aren't you? Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 6: you'll be crocheting and putting up pickled cucumber pits.
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  Speaker 5: Now, listen, you stop sneering in that superior way of
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  Speaker 5: yours at all the important things in life.
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  Speaker 8: Who's sneering?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, let's see. There are two children in the family, huh?
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  Speaker 5: Jean, age 19.
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  Speaker 6: Boo, age 17. Boo? Short for Barbara. Jean couldn't pronounce
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  Speaker 6: Barbara when they were babies. Called her a boobah, and
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  Speaker 6: it stuck. Uh-huh. What are these harpies like?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Jean's very pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Very.
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  Speaker 6: Well, well, why didn't you say so?
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  Speaker 8: Wipe off your chin, dear.
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  Speaker 7: The groom plays football.
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  Speaker 6: Mm, oh.
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  Speaker 5: You can work it into the story.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, what story? The only way I'll get a story
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  Speaker 6: is to have typical Mr. Brinker beat typical Mrs. Brinker
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  Speaker 6: to death with a typical meat ax, I think. Be reasonable, Linda.
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  Speaker 6: I've got to find a gimmick.
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  Speaker 7: You've got your gimmick.
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  Speaker 8: A June bride.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm. Maybe there's insanity in the family. You know, an
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  Speaker 6: alcohol or something?
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  Speaker 5: Now, listen, Carrie.
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  Speaker 6: I'm very serious about this.
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  Speaker 9: I won't stand for any hoax.
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  Speaker 7: You're going to write a straight young love story.
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  Speaker 6: No twists, no angles, and no drama. I am.
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  Speaker 7: And you're going to be nice to the Brinkers.
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  Speaker 6: No little jokes at their expense. Hmm. Carrie, please be charming. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you. Well, here's the half.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, oh, Kelly, one.
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  Speaker 5: Thing you have to learn about Indiana people.
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  Speaker 6: They don't talk a great deal unless it's important. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I know why. They're afraid if they open their mouths,
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  Speaker 6: they'll freeze their teeth. I've never been so cold in
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: my life.
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Keep quiet.
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  Speaker 8: Someone's coming.
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  Speaker 6: I hope it's a St. Bernard.
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it is a St. Bernard. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my dear Mrs. Brinker, I would have known you anyway.
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  Speaker 6: It was very nice to see you. And how are
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  Speaker 6: the children, Miss Brinker?
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 6: Ehem. Wasn't I charming enough? Oh, yes, dear. There was
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: only one little thing the matter. That wasn't Mrs.
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  Speaker 5: Brinker.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: Miss Newman.
• 13:53
  Speaker 8: I'll be right down. Don't kill anything.
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: Who was that?
• 13:56
  Speaker 8: Sounds like food.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: We'll wait in the living room.
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  Speaker 6: Huh. Now what? This is the living room.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: It's a purple horror, all right, so we'll do something
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  Speaker 5: with it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we set fire to it in several places.
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  Speaker 8: I won't be half bad when we get rid of
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  Speaker 8: some of the knick-knacks and cut away.
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  Speaker 6: The scroll work. You mean to tell me you can
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: do something with this funeral parlor?
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  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised. Why the sardonic smirks?
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  Speaker 6: No, I wasn't smirking. I'm just looking at you with
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: new respect.
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  Speaker 8: Why?
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  Speaker 6: Because I know my business. Frankly, I thought you'd be
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: out of place in Indiana. Now I can even imagine
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  Speaker 6: you churning a tub of butter. How am I doing? Well,
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: your hair is in your eyes, but you look wonderful. Linda.
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  Speaker 5: Linda, I.
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  Speaker 6: The dining room is in here. See that plate rack
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  Speaker 6: on the wall?
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: You like cleaning them.
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  Speaker 6: How can you talk about plate racks when I'm feeling
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  Speaker 6: so affectionate?
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  Speaker 8: You must be falling out.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: Now, Linda, now, we're going to be here for a
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  Speaker 6: whole week, and I have what I think is a
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: wonderful idea, and it starts out like this. I have
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: a better idea. Go to the hotel and take a
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: nice cold shower. Oh, I give up. Oh, no, don't
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: give up.
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  Speaker 8: It's very interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody makes love like that in Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: Or anywhere else.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, Boo, dear. How nice to see you again. This
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  Speaker 8: is Carrie Jackson, our feature writer.
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  Speaker 5: Don't go too near him, Boo. He wants to jujitsu.
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  Speaker 8: Mother and Jean will be right down.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: We didn't expect you so soon.
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: Who was that saint for a night?
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: That, uh, that.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: Lady who let us in. Oh. Must have been Mrs.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Lace from next door.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: She's dropping us at the curtain.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Daddy, they're here.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: They are?
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: Well, hello, folks.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: This is Mr.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Jackson's father.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: He's awfully nice for an older man. Yeah, just call
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: me Gramps.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm glad to know you, Mr.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: Jackson, I'm sure. Well, here's Mrs. Brinker now.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Hello, Miss Gilman.
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: Hello, Mrs.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: Brinker.
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: And hello, Gene.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: I'd like you both to meet our feature writer, Carrie Jackson. Carrie, Mrs.
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: Brinker, and Gene.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Well, Mrs. Brinker, it's so nice to see you. I
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: know you anywhere. I've heard so much about you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: And this, of course.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Is Gene. Hello. Yes, you certainly are. Oh, I think
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: it's all terribly exciting.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: All you people coming all the way to Indiana just
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: for my little old wedding.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Why, we wouldn't miss your little old wedding for a
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: little old million dollars. And I wish you'd tell us
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: more about how you go about this kind of a story.
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: You told me a lot.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: The last time, Miss Gilman, but since then.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: The relatives.
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I was wondering if we really should go through with it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, but Mrs. Drinker, you'll be famous, absolutely famous. Now,
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: let's go upstairs and have a chat, shall we? I'd
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: like to wash up. Oh, we're all invited out for supper,
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Miss Gilman.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: It's time for the neighbors.
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: They're giving a barn dance and a sleigh ride.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: How wonderful.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's great. Well, I guess this is sort of
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: an occasion. Are you a temperance man, Mr. Jackson? Am
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: I a temperance? Are you by any chance asking me
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: if I'll have a drink? I'll go get it. I
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: have to keep it hid like I saw in the
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: movies once.
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: Mrs.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Brinker's temperance. Oh.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's all right, boo. Come in. Oh, I didn't
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: think you saw me. No, I'm glad I did. I
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: want to talk to you. Oh, what about? Well, you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: You're a very attractive young lady. You shouldn't let Jane
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: push you out of sight the way she does.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Yes, Mark.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, Alice, who am I to oppose the opinion of thousands?
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Those are pictures on the mantelpiece. Are they family? Most
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: of them. Tell me, how are all your uncles?
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, fine. All except Uncle Harry, and we don't talk
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: about him.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: A little soft on the head, maybe? Oh, no.
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: He's a Democrat.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Uh, who's the, uh, who's the boy on the photograph
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: with you?
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's Bud.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: The happy bridegroom, huh? Nice guy?
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Wonderful. Uh-huh.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: I gather Boo likes Bud.
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Does he know? It wouldn't make any difference. Oh, now
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: you mustn't underestimate yourself.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: No, I just haven't got sock.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: What is sock? Bounce. Bounce. Oh. Oh, yes.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Bounce.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Well, I just haven't got any.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And Gene has.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: He used to make Jim awfully mad.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Jim? He's my brother. Well, why should he care? My goodness,
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: he and Gene were engaged once. They were. And Bud's
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: brother and Gene, well, what happened?
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Well, Jim stayed in the Army after the war.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: He was stationed in Chicago.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Well, he doesn't get home very often, and, well, I
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: don't know. I guess Gene just likes attention.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: I see. So Gene took up with Bud, leaving Jim
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: out in the cold, and you, too. And the wedding's
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: only a few days off, and you'll all live unhappily
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: ever after. Boy, what an angle. Angle? What would happen...
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: If Jim came home before the wedding? It would probably
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: cause an awful lot of trouble. It would? But I'd
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: like it. You'd like it, and I'd have something to
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: write about. Let me see. I could tell the public
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: relations officer in Chicago to use the hallowed name of
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Home Life Magazine, get Jim ordered back here. Now, who's
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: the public relations officer in Chicago?
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Lynn.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Lynn. Lynn, I said Major Howard Lynn. He'd do it
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: all right, too. Oh, that's wonderful. Let's call him right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Now, Mr.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Jackson. No, forget it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: But why?
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: That determined young lady upstairs would serve my head on
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: a platter with an apple in my mouth. Probably would
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: cause an awful lot of trouble.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: But.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Mr. Jackson, Papa and I are going to make some
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: beautiful music.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: Ah, you better chew a clove for an encore.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: You better go upstairs.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: I will.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: But first, I've got a phone call to make.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Operator. I want to make a long-distance call.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: I want to speak to Major Howard Zinn at the
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Army base in Chicago.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: One moment, please. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Mr. Producer. Mr. William Keeling.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Act two of June Bride, starring James Stewart as Carrie
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Jackson and Betty Davis as Linda Gilman.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: Well, it's a few minutes later.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Miss Boo Brinker has completed her phone call to Chicago.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: And there at an Army base... You heard me, Mitchell.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Those are orders. You mean I have to go, Major Lynn?
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Are you kidding? A week's furlough? Home? You don't understand, sir.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: My brother's getting married. Well? Well, he's marrying my best girl.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: At least she was. Oh. Well, never mind. Home Life
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: magazine wants you there. Report to a guy at the
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Brinker house named Jackson. Yes, sir.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: And in the Brinker house, only Boo knows that Jim
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: is on his way home. Upstairs, Linda Gilman.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Is chatting with the bride-to-be.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: While down in the pantry, Carrie Jackson is about to
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: experience an unexpected sample of Indiana hospitality.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: You've got to keep this jug of hit outside, Mr.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Jackson.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Mrs. Brinker's very temperance.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Keeps putting the cork back in.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, I see. I gather that makes a difference, Mr.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Barker.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Well, it don't ferment if you keep the cork in. Uh-huh.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Cider.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Apple cider. You devil. Well, here you are, Mr. Jackson.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Hi. Thanks.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't suppose there's a cafe in town that
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: would go down and have something really to.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, it smokes.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: I guess it's a little strong. That freezing don't leave
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: much but pure alcohol. Don't light any matches, shall we? Apple, just, uh,
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: those are just the plain apples, huh? Well, they're, uh,
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: they're pippins. You know, I, I've, I've, uh, I've bitten
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: into many an apple, Mr. Franklin, but this is the
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: first time I've ever had one bite back at me. Well,
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: how about another little snort, eh? Don't you see? How
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: could I refuse the idea? Just apples, not just plain
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: little old apples.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Can I help you unpack or something, Miss Gilman?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, thank you very much. Tell me something, Jean.
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: Are you happy?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I am. One thing's certain.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to be lonely anymore. Lonely?
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was last summer.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: Nobody left in town.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: I'll say I was lonely.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Then Bud came along.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: And I grabbed him.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Now I'll ask you a question.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Why aren't you married?
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: Mostly because I wasn't asked.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Why did you ask him? Boo!
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, now, really?
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, boo, now, really.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: You were listening in the hall again. Oh, it's the
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: only way I ever get to hear anything.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I think I'll change.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Did you press my red dress?
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: I put it on your bed.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Wasn't Mr.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: Jackson the man you didn't ask? Who is interviewing who
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: around here? Excited about the wedding, boo?
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: I think it stinks.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: You do? Why?
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'll tell you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: You're being very.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Cryptic, boo.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Don't you like me?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, very much.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: You're what I want to be.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Miss Yeoman.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: You're so.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: You're so short. I am. And you're chic to death.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: As for me, well, I stand away from the.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Patterns and make the dresses exactly the way they say.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: But something just happens when I get through. Not chic.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: I guess it's just me.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Stop, stop, stop.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: Well, Carrie and your father seem to be getting along famously.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: Just tell me, if you really wanted a man, what
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: would you do? I think I grabbed him. I wonder
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: what's going on down there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, I bet Pop froze it again.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Hmm?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: No, nothing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: And thanks for a very interesting conversation. Well, I didn't
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: understand it all, but.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you did.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Your eyes are actually opening, Carrie.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Hmm?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Hmm?
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, I've been thrown away.
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: Feeling better?
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Where am I? What's all this? We're in a sleigh
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: on our way home from a barn dance. A barn dance?
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Have I been to a barn dance? That you have.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: That you have. He had a jug. Mr. Brinker had
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: a jug. And he claimed he made this stuff out
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: of apples. Just little green type apples. And time stood still.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: I don't remember a thing. There's more I don't want to.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Who are the giddy juveniles?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're going home from the barn dance, too, with
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: a chaperone.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: And here's where they all get off. If you want
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: to get up, Terry, I'll just have to blow you
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: a kiss. And don't forget Friday.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: You promised, Terry.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: I did? Oh, sure. All right. Who's that? Sally. Good night, honey.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Good night, honey. I must have had a wonderful time tonight.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Yes, you did.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: Wonderful.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Just what kind of a wonderful time did I have? Wonderful.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: One by one, you promised every girl in Crestville High
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: to help her with her homework. Oh, no. It seems
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: you're an expert on multiplication. And then?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: And then you went to sleep. Not a moment too soon.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: You look very nice in your sleep, Karen. Very young
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: and very innocent. Astonishing. You know... You know, you're mellowing. I, uh...
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: I think I'll help you with your homework right now.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, Terry, no.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Apparently, apparently you've never walked home from a sleigh ride. Well,
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: I advise against you. You know, the woods, it's bitter cold,
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: and the woods are teeming with wolves. Oh, well, that
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: settles it. You know, I'm much too young to die, and, Clyde,
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: you're very comfortable. Sort of like an old shoe. Gee,
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: your cheek's cold.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Telling you, I'm about a second.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: You know, you know, I'm beginning to like Crestville. All
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, I kind of think I could settle down, too.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: I'd get a job in New York, stay put. I
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: could even grow roses on Sunday, if that's what you want.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Could you really? No.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: Bethany, I.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: I guess I'd look pretty silly following you all over Europe.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Carrying your suitcases, respectable two-paces behind, speaking only when spoken to.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: We have what I believe referred to as a problem,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: don't we? Oh, Carrie, let's not make it a problem.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Let's not even talk about it. Why not? Oh, you'd
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: be heading for Berlin again, and I'd miss you so. Oh, Linda.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: Linda Gilman is not a woman. Good morning. How do
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: you feel? Wonderful. Hey, you're just in time. How do
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: you spell idyllic? Do you want me to.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Measure the curtains now?
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Not now, Mrs.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Lace.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Why don't you do the living room first?
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Already did. Where are.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Making a new drink. That's nice. How's the story going?
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: It isn't. There are too many characters, I think.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Mrs.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: Lace, are you sure you've got the right measurements for
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: the living room curtains?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I'll measure them again.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: Mind if I read over your shoulder? You can just
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: call me when you're through with smoothing. You should read
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: over my shoulder more often. What, uh.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: What was that?
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Mrs.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Brinker.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Paula's trying to massage ten pounds off of her.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Paula has muscles like a stevedore. When did Paula get here? Oh,
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: stop arrived a while ago.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't let them serve you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: Hey, Linda, where are you? I thought I was supposed
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: to take some pictures.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: Be with you in a minute, Scott.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to teach Mrs.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Brinker how to make a cheese souffle and other goodies, right? Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: Hiya, Carrie. You seen that stove in there?
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: That's not a stove. It's a locomotive boiler.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: You don't need a cook, Linda. You need Casey Jones.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Well, do the best you can. And where you're finished
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: in the kitchen, I want you to help me cut
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: the living room sofa in half. Look, how about sending
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Jean down here? I need some vital statistics, you know?
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: But Paula will do all the necessary measuring. Okay, I'm
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: no good. I kill myself. Satisfied?
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: Jean's taking a bath.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Taking a bath? Well, why don't I just go right up?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Carrie, see who's.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: At the door, will you? I'll send the bride down.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: When she's through.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Well, who are you? Who are you? I asked first.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: I'm Lieutenant Mitchell. I've got orders to report here to Mr. Jackson.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: What did you say your name was again? Jim Mitchell,
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: I'm supposed to... Nobody's home. Everybody's gone. Boo? Boo, where
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: are you? Boo?
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Boo's helping with the wallpaper. Who was at the door?
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Go away now. Smallpox, bubonic... Everybody's dead in here.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Well, Sprinker, if we're going to get any place, you've
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: simply got to stop whistling.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Paul has been really.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Working her over. What's she doing with a hacksaw? What's
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: that at the door? It's a paddler. I told him
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: we didn't want any. A paddler?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: That's an army officer. What's he selling?
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Surplus airplanes. Terry Jackson, you open that door.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: Well, who are you?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: I'm Jim Mitchell. I've got orders to report to a Mr.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Jackson of Home Life Magazine.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: This is Mr.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Jackson.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Well, how are you? Howdy-do.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Howdy-do.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: I know you must be Bud's brother. How do you do?
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I'm Linda Gilman. This is wonderful. It is? The wedding
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: would not be complete without you, Lieutenant. Linda, I think
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: maybe there's something you ought to know about this.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: Your family and the Briggers make such a delight.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Miss Gilman, excuse me for interrupting, but I've been deliberately
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: trying to avoid this. It's not him and Jane.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: What about them?
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: Gene.
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Well, hello.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: What are you doing here?
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: I'm home.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: You are?
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you were still in Chicago.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: No. No, I'm home. These two young people were engaged
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: at one time.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Harry.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: You see, it seemed like a very good idea at
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: the time, but then I dropped it, definitely. I thought that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: I might have known you'd do something like this.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: If we're going to do something about that sofa, I'll
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: need a saw.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: Do you see a saw around here?
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I hope you'll be very happy, Jean.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: I am already.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: I'm delighted to see that you're both intelligent young people.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, you needn't worry, Miss Gilman.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be very happy with Bud. He appreciates me.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: He wouldn't go off and leave me.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Now, look, I've told you a thousand times, I... And
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: if you think I'm going to wait until I'm practically
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: an old maid to get married, you're very much mistaken. Ah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: that's kind of nasty talk we like to hear.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Listen, Mr.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Jackson.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Jackson, this is pretty rough. If you don't mind, I'd
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: like to stay away until after the wedding's over. Anything
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: you say, old man. Go on, Miss Gilman. Go on, Jean. Yeah.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: I mean, about the story. I mean, there was no
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: harm done.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: What's the matter with her?
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Nothing, nothing. She's just so happy. Jim!
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: Jim, wait for me!
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: No harm done. The whole June issue of Home Life
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: magazine has just gone out that door. Now, wait a
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: minute before you flip your lid. Now, there's another angle
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: to this thing. Angle, angle. That's all you think about.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I have five million readers waiting for the wedding of
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Jean and Bud, and suddenly all I have left is
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: an angle. What are you going to do?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Try and persuade those two to be sensible, and I'd
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: better succeed, if you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Know what I mean. Yay!
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Yay!
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: The dining room chandelier down, Linda. What'll I do with it?
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, later, Scotty, later.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: Why haven't we heard from Kieran? He's probably dead. Why
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: don't you turn your motor off for a while, Madam Editor?
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: It's been going like this for three days now, ever since.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: The kids walked out and disappeared.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: I should never have spent Kieran.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: I should have kept on looking for him myself.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: In less than 24 hours, a wedding's supposed to.
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: Take place in this house, in this room.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Well, what are we going to tell Mama? She's not sufficient.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, no.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: She still thinks that Jean went to visit her aunt
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: in Fort Wayne. But when Jean doesn't show up for
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: the wedding... It's me. It's me.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: Um, anything wrong, Mrs.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Brinker? I just wanted to ask if I could please
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: have a cup of tea.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, now, now, Mrs.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Brinker. We've spent all week drying you out. You must
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: be so proud of you. Oh, Whitman says he doesn't
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: care if I'm cheap or not, just as long as
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: I've stopped screaming. Well, I think I'll just sit down.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: Hold it, Mrs.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Brinker.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: I'd better get some of the pins out of that
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: dress first.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my, all that sawing and pounding.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: They didn't really cut off the front porch, did they? No, no,
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: it's not as bad as that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: We just took off some of the scroll work.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm glad that's.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: The only thing I wouldn't want.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Linda, there's somebody here to see you at the back door.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: See who it is, will you, Paula?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I think you'd better come, Linda.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Mr.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Jackson, he's come back.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Carrie!
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I'd better close the door, Linda. Well, found her, all right.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Jean Jim Mitchell. Where are they? Indianapolis.
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: What are they doing there?
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Well, the last time I saw them, they were necking. Oh,
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: don't be funny, Terry. Why didn't you stay with them? Oh,
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: I fell a little out of place on the honeymoon. See,
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: they're married.
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: Married?
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Well, does it? All right, Terry, you'd better go inside
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: and tell Mrs. Brinker. Well, you're not going through with
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: the story? There's no story now, obviously.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: I leave tomorrow afternoon to a quickie in New York.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: I can't leave this house in a mess. Oh, wait
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: a minute. Before you give up. Now, I started this
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: thing for a particular reason.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: I am trying to be very patient with you, Carrie.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Now, don't you think you're just taking this thing a
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: little too seriously?
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Seriously?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: I'm two days away from my deadline. We've already plated
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: up over six pages of pictures, a thousand words of copy,
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: and here I am without a story. You've got the
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: best story of your life, a real story about human beings.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: It isn't finished yet. But if you're girding up your
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: loins to fire me, go ahead, get it over with.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: That's your usual reaction to a crisis, isn't it? Simply
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: walk away and let someone else clean up the mess
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: you've made. I'm just trying to get out from underneath
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: of this labor versus management relationship of ours. Every time
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: I get affectionate with you, I feel as though I'm
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: snuggling up to the path hardly built. What? Yes, you
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: needn't be troubled by it any longer.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: You are fired.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, now, what about us?
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Everything is finished here, Carrie, including us.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Very easy for you, isn't it? A little soft music,
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: a kiss or two, a wave of the hand, exit
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Carrie Jackson. Well, I feel so sorry for you, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: you're so sweet and so patient and so utterly dependable.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: And here I am being cruel to you on a
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: flimsy pretext.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: You've just ruined everything we've done here. Oh, don't give
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: me that. You're not firing me because Jean Brinker ran
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: off with a man that she should have married in
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: the first place. It's because you're madly in love with me,
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: and to you that's a sign of weakness.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: You are incredible.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Absolutely incredible. Perched up on that pinnacle of masculine ego,
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: looking down at four.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: Weak, defenseless females.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: And pitying them because they don't have beards. If you
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: had a beard, I wouldn't look at you twice. Very amusing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Very amusing.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: And a typical male reaction to intellectual defeat.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Me? Intellectually defeated?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I run that attitude before every woman does the minute.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: She starts to make a career for herself. Get back
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: to the kitchen, mother.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's a man's world.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: All I want to do is to find out where
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: I stand with you. And all of a sudden, I'm
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: knee-deep in the battle of the sexes. What is this?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Carrie, right from the beginning, you have refused to follow
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: instructions because I am a woman and not to be
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: taken seriously.
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: This whole trip has been one big hilarious joke to you.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Laughing gaily all the while, you've deliberately ruined the story
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: we set out to do. You've got a darn good
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: story right here, only you're so mad you can't see it.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Maybe I have been a little flippant, but that's the
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: way I am. I can't go around bleeding from every
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: pore just because things don't go right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Well, as always, Berlin, isn't that?
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: I only took this job because, poor deluded dope that
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I am, I meant a great deal to me to
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: be near you again. You have faith. Whatever else was
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: wrong with you, you used to be honest. I came
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: back looking for you. All right, the next time you
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: look for me. And one more thing.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: What?
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Give me back my cigar. Mr. Keely again.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: The curtain rises on the third act of June Bride,
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: starring Betty Davis as Linda Gilman and James Stewart as
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Carrie Jackson. Linda Gilman's June Bride has turned into a
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: January Bride, thanks, she believes, to Carrie Jackson. And her
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: own romance with the ex-foreign correspondent is as cold as
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: the Indiana countryside. In this moment of despair, Carrie.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: Has a visitor.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: The little fixer-upper, Boo Blinker.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Do me a favor, Boo. Don't ever be a woman.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: You're still mad at me, aren't you? And Linda still
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: thinks it was you who brought Jim Mitchell back. Well,
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: it doesn't matter. Don't worry about me. So I'm not
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: worried about you. It's what I've done to Bud.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Coming over.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: You told him about Jane? What'd he say? He said, huh. Oh,
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: I see. Well, evidently... Wasn't much of a blow to him, then,
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: was it? Oh, it was. I can tell from the
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: way he said it. Oh, you're really in love with Bud,
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: aren't you?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, but he.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Doesn't like me. Well, what makes you so sure?
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, I can tell.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: How?
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: The way he breathes.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: The way he breathes. I don't get it. Well, when
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: he's around you, he always breathes like this. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: But when he's around me.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: He doesn't need it at all.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Well, do you know why? Because he doesn't really think
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: of you as an attractive woman. Why not? Well, I
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: haven't the faintest idea. If we could only make Bud jealous.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: If we could make him think that somebody, me for instance,
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: was madly in love with you.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: If only.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Look.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Look.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Look, go upstairs and tell Paula to give you that
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: honeymoon dress that Jean was going to wear. Put it on. Oh,
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: Bud's coming over.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: That's just the point. Now, hurry. I'll keep him occupied
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: until you're ready to come down. Where is she? Where's who?
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: What's she want? Sit down, Bud. Here, have a chair.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Have half a sofa.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Bud?
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: The minute I saw you, I said to myself, I said,
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: now there's a man of the world.
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: You did?
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Yes. Yes. Naturally, when all this happened with Gene, I
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: knew that you'd take it well. I'm trying to, Mr. Jackson.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I'm glad we had this chance to get together and talk,
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: old man. I wanted to ask your advice on something. Yeah?
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: It's about booze. Booze? Booze. Do you think that Boo
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: could be interested in a man like me? Huh? I
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: refer to marriage, of course. Boo? Boo. See, since I've
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: been here, I've become very fond of her.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: Boo?
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: Boo?
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: I must say I admire your ability to carry on
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: a conversation with a very.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Few simple little words.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Well, a lot's happened to me today, Mr.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Jackson.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: I just can't seem to catch up. Let me get
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: this straight. You want to marry Boo? If she'll have me.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: But you're too old for her.
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: She's just a kid.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Boo's blossoming. She's very... She's becoming a very attractive woman.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know whether you've noticed. Oh, that isn't the point.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: You just don't think of Boo as anybody's wife. I do.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: I can steer in a wedding dress right now. As
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: a matter of fact, I can.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, Boo! Well, well, how nice you look.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, as well. I can't tell you how sorry I am, Bud,
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: about Jean. Oh, forget it. You have such a noble character.
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: You're right, Mr.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: Johnson.
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: You're the only man I know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: That treats me like a woman.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Well, that's because I know that you have the makings
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: of a first-class wife. Hey, now wait a minute. What's
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: on your mind, Bud? You take your hands off her.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: She's not your kind of girl. Oh, what kind of
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: girl is she? I've watched Boo ever since she could walk.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: She doesn't need you. Well, there's still a free country,
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: you know. Still a free country. How about a little kiss, baby?
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: What?
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, what a woman. I'll be seeing you, Bud. What's
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: been going on with you and him anyhow? Does your
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: father know that a man that's practically old enough to
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: be your mother is making passes at.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: You?
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: You suggest me all the time.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: And he says the most exciting things.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Now, you listen to me, boo-brinker. I don't like what's
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: been going around and around, and I don't like... What's
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: the matter? It's... It's you. You look different.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: I mean, do I?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a little bit of Zoya. Kind of. Yeah, you
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: sure do.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: You're blossoming. You're becoming a very attractive girl.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I am?
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: Were you going to say something else?
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: Hey, uh, how come you're leaning on me?
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: Your back tired? I beg your pardon. Beg my pardon?
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Ooh, uh, do you like me as much as Mr.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: Jackson?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: More.
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: More.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Huh? I guess I always have.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: They're so strong.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: I love strong men. They're so.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: strong.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Boo, I know I'm not much, but we've always gotten
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: along so well together and everything.
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Well, what I want to ask you is to marry.
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: Marry you?
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, now, right away. Only after what's happened, after Gene
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: and all... I don't blame you for saying no. Well,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: who said no? You mean you.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, swell.
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: Swell!
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, what goes on?
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: Linda, we.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to get married.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and right away. If other people can get married,
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: so can other people.
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: Married?
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: Married you are?
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: You won't change your mind? Stay right here. Don't go away.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: For heaven's sake, don't move.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Paul or Scott Rosemary, come here quickly.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Scott, unpack everything.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Set up your cameras, Paul and Rosemary. You ought to
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: help me tell Mrs.
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: Brinker.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: What happened? The wedding is going to take.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Place right on schedule, except.
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: That the bride is booed.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: And who's the lucky man?
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Not that it matters. Behold, the bridegroom cometh.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Him?
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Carrie, may I come in? Now, if you're concerned with
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: the fact that I'm still in the house here, I... Oh, no, no, no.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: Don't be silly.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: We're going through with our plans. There's going to be
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: a wedding after all. Father's going to marry Boo. Boo? Boo. Boo?
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I thought you'd be surprised. I'm astounded. I'm astounded. Yeah,
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: so we can go back to work then. Well, you
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: fired me.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: I'm unfiring you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: Why? Oh, for heaven's sake, Carrie. We have a wedding
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: to run off and not very much time to do
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: it in. Well, I just can't get another writer at
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: this late date. Here, this for you, the story. Oh,
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: but carry on if this is.
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: Any good now.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: We have to get completely new material. How Brad and
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Boo grew up together. How they discovered each other only
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: because we came into their lives.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: That's the lead.
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: Sound all right? Yeah, very good. Get started on it
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: right away. It'll be here when you want it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my little boo getting married.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: I'm so nervous.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Now, now, before you go downstairs and spring up, I
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: want you to be sure you know just what to do.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: We're going to take pictures all during the ceremony, but
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: don't let that bother you.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Just be natural.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Are you sure I look all right?
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: Boo, you look lovely. the wedding march. You're up to
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: you to go down.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Don't cry, Mama.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: I'm just getting married. Boo, after the ceremony, remember that you.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: And Brad are in the reception line.
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: Oh, we'll be there.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: And just be sure to speak all the names loudly
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: and clearly so that Mr. Jackson can take them down
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: for the picture caption.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Jackson?
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: But he isn't here. What do you mean? I guess
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: you've been too busy to notice.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: He left last night. That? He even called me from
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: New York this morning to wish me good luck.
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: You didn't know?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: No. Well, uh.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Well, this is hardly your problem, Boo. Good luck to you.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: Take her downstairs, Mr. Brinkman. Hold it, Madam Minister. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: want a picture of you.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, Boo, get downstairs.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Stop where you belong. What's the matter with you?
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Terry's left.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Walked out without finishing the story. Where did he go?
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: New York.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: Let's face it. We haven't any story.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: But he left the copy.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: I have it right here. Let's see old stuff on you.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: But I just read it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: It's all about Boo.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: About who?
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Let me see.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Then he knew all the time before I did.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: This is the whole story.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: I don't get it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's very simple.
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: Terribly simple.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: I've been an absolute idiot. Well, if you're looking for
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: an argument, you'd better pick another subject. Well, we don't
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: want to miss Boo's wedding.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Marlinda, you're crying.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: I'm not crying. You're digging apart. Oh, by all means,
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: keep your dignity, Madam Editor. Personally, on these cold, wintry nights,
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: I like a nice, warm back to put my feet on.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Shall we go down?
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Well, Linda, I guess this finishes it, hmm?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: The June issue, all ready to go to press.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Any idea what we'll do for July? Hmm, something rare,
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: rich and novel. Probably with firecrackers in it. Same writer? Oh,
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: by the way, he called my office this afternoon. What, uh,
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: what was he calling about? His check.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Well, I'll be inside with the boss.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Linda, come in.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: What is that untidy object you're clutching?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Our June issue calls a dummy copier.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: I need your okay.
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: Before it goes to the principal.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Sit down.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Carson, you, uh, you have.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: Three months in which to find a new editor for
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: Home Life.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: Which I need you.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, if you've had a better offer.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I'm sure.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: No, no, it's just that I, well, I'm tired of
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: being a brick wall colored with roses. Not on it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Lavender and old lace for Linda Gilman.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: With slippers and a pipe for Carrie Jackson? Mm.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: So I can find it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: I take it he's not aware of the, uh, the, uh,
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: bliss in store for him. No. You see me?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: He's been in constantly.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Personally, I think he's just been waiting for you to
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: come back.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, I can imagine. Well, why don't you ask him?
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Go on, open that door.
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: Are you going to tell me that.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Then I'll open the door. Hi.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Cary. Yeah? I'm terribly sorry, Cary. I was all wrong
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: about you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: You always have been. I only have two more issues
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: to get out. I'll be... I'll be free after that.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: You need a rest. I... I was thinking maybe next
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: month we do the story of Gene and Jim, the
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: newlyweds in Chicago. Have a good time.
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: No, no, I meant all of it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: No. No, not me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: No.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: You're doing something else. I'm leaving. As a matter of fact,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: I just stopped in now to say goodbye to Carl
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: and see my suitcases. No. It's a beautiful wedding here.
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Everyone was very happy.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Except me.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I cried.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: I cried for a long time.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: I haven't done that in years.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: Hey, Pevis. Oh, Carrie, don't, don't make jokes. Don't shut
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: me out. Well, what do you expect? You've had me
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: on a merry-go-round all week. Go away, Carrie. Come back, Carrie.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: I never knew whether you were going to kiss me
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: or kick me. Well, you want me to tell you? No, now,
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: don't get provocative. And stop turning off the light. We've
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: been through all that. Oh, Carrie, you know very well
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: we're perfectly mated. After all, we're of opposite sexes. Roses
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: on Sunday versus carrying these suitcases all over Europe. It's
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: become a very simple old-fashioned question of who wears the pants.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: I'd look pretty silly without them. Carrie, Carrie, wait. Well?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: You are... You forgot your suitcases. I....
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: I carried them. Where to?
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: Berlin? Uh-huh. Afghanistan?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. The Luchas fans?
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Madagascar?
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh. Anywhere.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Say it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Before I start the gentleman's written call.
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: I'd like to make a suggestion to the ladies.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Wonderful opening night in the Lux Radio Theater. And here
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: are the two stars who made it so.
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: Betty Davis and James Gilbert.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Bill. I think it's rather fitting that June
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Bride should mark the first public appearance of the famous
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: August bridegroom, Jimmy Stewart.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, you have our congratulations and very best wishes, Jimmy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: And naturally, this makes an important change in your status
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: with the Luck Radio Theater.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, I've been looking forward to that, Bill. It's a
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: really wonderful tradition you have.
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: What is all this?
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Uh, well, now that I'm a married man, I, uh,
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: I get lots of flights to take home.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, and married women.
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: Also qualify for this. We're sending some along for your home, too. Incidentally,
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: I've heard some wonderful reports at Warner Brothers about your
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: new picture, Beyond the Forest.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: And now I suppose you're planning a vacation.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: Another picture as soon as I find a script. In
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: the meantime, I'm indulging in the beach at Laguna.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Well, if you notice a hollow in the sand, that's
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: where I've been lying all summer.
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: Well, I hope you spent some time getting shows lined
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: up for the fall, Bill.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Yes, some attractions I know our audience will like. There's
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: one next week. It's Paramount's exciting hit, Saigon.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: And starring in.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: It, we'll have John Lung and Elizabeth Scott. This is
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: a rapid-fire drama of adventure.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: In the Far East.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: A full order of thrills and chills toward next Monday night.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: I know you'll have a wonderful season in the Lux
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Radio Theater, Bill.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Good night.
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: Good night.
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: Good night, and thank you both.
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: My ears?
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Best piece of music equipment I own. They've been with
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: me through everything.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Even the 90s. Back when you'd hear about parties from
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: photocopied flyers. Before outdoor raves moved indoors. And now, the
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: music's changed. But I wanted to make sure my ears hadn't.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: So I did the free online hearing screener from Specsavers.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And got on the test list. Only took three minutes.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: It's like my own little sound check. Try Specsavers free
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: online hearing screener. Visit the website to find out more.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Hearing screener is not a diagnosis.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: for it?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: It's Dune ADL. Where? Dune ADL. There's an accent on
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: the E. Do you mean.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: Lift? Please.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage?
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, Kimmage. No.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.