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Hour 3 - Get Off My Lawn! · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our number three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: and it's all about Grandpa, give me your knee jerk
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  Speaker 1: reaction to Colts quarterback Philip Rivers crawling out of the
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  Speaker 1: tar pit and back into the NFL as he started
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  Speaker 1: the game at Seattle for Indianapolis. Also, what does this
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  Speaker 1: forty nine ers public statement about wide receiver Brandon iuc
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  Speaker 1: and his status signaled to you Kyle Shanahan throwing some
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  Speaker 1: haymakers and thumbs up or thumbs down? Does Shader Sanders
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  Speaker 1: deserve to be crushed for his play or lack thereof.
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  Speaker 1: For the Browns as they got smoked by the Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 1: We'll take a look at that as well. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: settle in. It's our number three and it's yours, right now,
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  Speaker 1: get off my law and grandpa. Well come. In the
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  Speaker 1: You're not far behind. So I lead this hour from Seattle,
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  Speaker 1: a game based on the points spread that was one
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  Speaker 1: of the great mismatches, one of the great mismatches of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL weekend. It was Grandpa duty Day in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: There is The Seattle Seahawks were a two touchdown favorite
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  Speaker 1: as they matched up with Gramps and the Colts. Did
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  Speaker 1: you watch this game at all? And watching more of
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  Speaker 1: it than I thought I was gonna it'ch I know
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna watch it, but I was flipping over
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  Speaker 1: to it. I was like, Wow, this guy looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's enjoyed himself. Got a little retirement. Wait on there,
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers out doing his thing. So check this out.
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  Speaker 1: If you didn't see the game Seattle, this is how
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  Speaker 1: crazy it got. Seattle needed a late field goal to
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  Speaker 1: beat a forty four year old grandfather. Oh my god, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: late field goal does squeeze past Indy by the hair
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  Speaker 1: on their chinny chin chin. They got it done running
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  Speaker 1: a prehistoric offense. The forty four year old Grandpa Philip
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  Speaker 1: Rivers and the Colts nearly. They came this close you
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  Speaker 1: can't see my fingers unless you're watching on the YouTube feed,
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  Speaker 1: this close to starming the Seattle Seahawks rarely throwing the
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  Speaker 1: ball past the line of scrimmage. Philip Rivers completed eighteen
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  Speaker 1: passes eighteen of twenty seven, had just one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty yards passing, did have a touchdown and an interception
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  Speaker 1: that came at the very end of the game. Not
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  Speaker 1: good enough, but good enough to keep Andy in the game.
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  Speaker 1: And that is a good jumping off point. So let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question for the esteem panel. Give me
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  Speaker 1: your knee jerk reaction to Colts quarterback Philip Rivers crawling
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  Speaker 1: out of the tar pit if you will, he's a dinosaur,
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  Speaker 1: and leading his return to the NFL there and having
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  Speaker 1: the lead late in the game against Seattle. So I've
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  Speaker 1: got chewing gum, Cubert, and crash test and we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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  Speaker 1: to have some delicious corn dogs and then we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have some pastrami fries on the side. Sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: very unhealthy but delicious meal. So I am in now.
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  Speaker 1: Before we start ranting and raving, let's hear from gramps.
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  Speaker 1: Always respect your elders, although I'm older than him. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Here's here's a Philip Rivers. Grandpa rivers there and said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: things are not great, but don't worry. Things are looking up.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry, mister positive. You're take a list.
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  Speaker 2: If I can stay healthy like I feel good, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and it's going to get better as we go.
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  Speaker 1: But the catch, and that.
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  Speaker 3: Is we got to win.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't really matter if it's getting better as we
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  Speaker 2: go if we don't win, because it's gonna be over
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  Speaker 2: in three weeks. So that's the catch there. But it's
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  Speaker 2: going to continue to get better. I mean, this was
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  Speaker 2: obviously the first one. We're talking about three days of practice, so.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it would be better. He'll be back if
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  Speaker 1: they lose the next game. Does he even stick around
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  Speaker 1: if the Colts are eliminated like this has got like
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  Speaker 1: one more game, right, is that correct? If they get eliminated,
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  Speaker 1: what's the point of playing, Rivers? The whole point was
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  Speaker 1: to get in the playoffs. If they don't get in
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  Speaker 1: the play else, then that's it. Here's more from Philip Rivers,
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  Speaker 1: and it's all about the emotion of it all.
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  Speaker 2: Grateful, I mean grateful running out for warm ups and
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  Speaker 2: all that, and out there from anthem and as the
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  Speaker 2: game just got going, I was just thankful, grateful that
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  Speaker 2: I was out there, and it was a blast. It
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  Speaker 2: was a blast. But obviously the emotion is now our disappointment. Disappointment.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm this isn't about me. You know, we
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  Speaker 2: scrapping like crazy, just trying to stay alive and get
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  Speaker 2: in the postseason. So obviously we're all disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of is all about you, all right, So again,
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  Speaker 1: let's go back to the question. If you forgot the question,
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  Speaker 1: the question is give me your knee jerk reaction to
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: You just heard him, the Colts quarterback, crawling out of
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  Speaker 1: the tar pit to play quarterbacks. So my first thought
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  Speaker 1: is that Philip Rivers surprisingly was not the problem. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: thought he was going to be the problem. He was
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  Speaker 1: not the problem. Rivers came off the couch and he
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  Speaker 1: didn't look like he was in shape to play in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, and he did exactly what the Colts thought
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  Speaker 1: he was going to do. He they signed him knowing
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna like the world on fire. They signed
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  Speaker 1: him to just not lose the game. And he didn't
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  Speaker 1: lose the game, Like that's the whole point you brought
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  Speaker 1: him in. There is this, that's what the situation demanded
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  Speaker 1: is like ball security, chew the clock up, hand the
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  Speaker 1: ball off. Just do be the adult in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Be the grown up in the room. That's why they
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  Speaker 1: signed you. And he didn't play great. He did enough
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  Speaker 1: where the Seattle Seahawks, that big bad Seahawks defense the
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  Speaker 1: sweat a little bit. There were some points here where
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  Speaker 1: they're like, wait a minute, and so then on offense
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  Speaker 1: they needed to drive late to win the game. That's
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  Speaker 1: not a good look. And it wasn't glamorous, it wasn't sexy.
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  Speaker 1: There was no hero ball. There wasn't a lot of
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  Speaker 1: ego from Philip Rivers out there. He just survived. There
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  Speaker 1: was no zim on the passes, didn't appear that he
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  Speaker 1: had legs where he could move around at all. And
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  Speaker 1: there was no fear if you're Seattle, of him throwing
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  Speaker 1: the ball down the field because he can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: The arm strength is gone, and we figured even the
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  Speaker 1: last year he played with the Colts five years ago,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't have a great arm. So it's not like
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  Speaker 1: it's going to get better. And so yet despite all
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  Speaker 1: of that, nevertheless, this was not a guy that melted down.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he didn't have old man's strength. He had
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  Speaker 1: old man wheeze, he had some phlegm, and yet there
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  Speaker 1: he was. He's managing a nineteen fifties style NFL playbook
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  Speaker 1: that was put together with duct tape and chewing gum,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, things were just kind of messed up there.
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  Speaker 1: But Rivers didn't lose the game. Think about that, forty
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  Speaker 1: four year old grandfather who was coaching high school football
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  Speaker 1: in a small town in Alabama did not lose the game.
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  Speaker 1: He did not. In fact, he nearly stole the game.
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  Speaker 1: He just stole the game. The Colts lost because the
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  Speaker 1: weather beaten defense could not get one stop at the end. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Rivers was not vintage Philip Rivers. It will likely never
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  Speaker 1: be vintage Philip Rivers again. But he wasn't spoiled milk,
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  Speaker 1: and that matters. It does matter there. And this was
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  Speaker 1: an acceptable, not great, It was an acceptable professional quarterback
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  Speaker 1: performance in a no wing spot, two touchdown underdog in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: To me, the more humiliating thing is Sam darnol I
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  Speaker 1: would be very concerned. If I'm a Seattle Seahawk fan
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  Speaker 1: right now, the reason I would be concerned is it
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  Speaker 1: was talking about Philip Rivers. The Colts were without both
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  Speaker 1: of their starting defensive backs. Sauce Gardner, who they traded
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  Speaker 1: a couple of first round picks to get, and Chavarius
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  Speaker 1: Ward were both out. They're All Pro defensive tackle DeForest
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  Speaker 1: Buckner was out. And the Seattle Seahawks offense as many
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  Speaker 1: touchdowns as the Mallard Militia offense. They didn't score touchdown.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the Colts defense. Without their top two defensive
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  Speaker 1: backs and their top defensive linemen, they were the starless Colts.
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  Speaker 1: And yet sam Donold futched around and could not get
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  Speaker 1: in the end zone. The Seahawks had six field goals
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  Speaker 1: and no touchdowns in that game. And now they play
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  Speaker 1: the Rams, the big bad Rams, on Thursday night. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Now, Secondly to the Bay Area, we go
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  Speaker 1: interesting story over the week, and I'm not gonna sit
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  Speaker 1: here and break down the forty nine or Titan game.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bad beat by me. The Niners were
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  Speaker 1: up by a gazillion points, gave up a late score,
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  Speaker 1: and then they kicked a field goal, but it didn't
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  Speaker 1: matter with the points spread, so the forty nine ers
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  Speaker 1: ended up beating the Titans as they were expected to do.
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  Speaker 1: The story, though, is around Brandon ayuk as even our
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  Speaker 1: friend Alameda Lunos, this is not a good situation here.
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  Speaker 1: So Brandon Ayuck was put on the reserve left quad list,
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  Speaker 1: left squad, A quad left the squad, so he was gone.
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  Speaker 1: He left the team, and he's now ineligible to return.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. There's only a few games to go in
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  Speaker 1: the season anyway, So the question was asked, like, this
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  Speaker 1: guy got big money, and I think we have audio
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  Speaker 1: on this. We do, okay, So here's Kyle Shanahan. This
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  Speaker 1: is postgame. The Niners had just beaten the Tennessee Titans.
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  Speaker 1: But the story here the Niners gave this guy one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty million dollars, Brandon IOC and now they
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  Speaker 1: put him on the naughty list just in time for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: So coach Shanahan explain yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we haven't seen him forever, so I mean, that's
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  Speaker 4: just that's a decision they make. It's been pretty simple
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  Speaker 4: for me. I haven't seen him in a month, so wow,
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  Speaker 4: you know that's in same with our team. So it's
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  Speaker 4: hasn't been an issue with our team at all. I'm
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  Speaker 4: kind of been plugging away and no big deal or
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  Speaker 4: this is something we've been used to for a while,
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  Speaker 4: but I know it's new to you guys, So.
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  Speaker 1: It is officially.
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  Speaker 4: I think I had to do that yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So again, if you didn't understand that the player
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  Speaker 1: Brandon Aok just left the team, I'm out boys, see
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  Speaker 1: you later. The Niners had taken away some guaranteed money
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  Speaker 1: in his contract. You think these two things are related.
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  Speaker 1: Methinks they are. Methinks those two things are related. You
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  Speaker 1: take my money away, screw you. I'm out, And sure
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  Speaker 1: enough he was. So the question again is what does
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  Speaker 1: this public statement by Kyle Shanahan about Brandon Ayok and
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  Speaker 1: his sets? What is this signal to you? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So what is it signal to you? This was not
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  Speaker 1: so much a status update, if you will. This was
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: a toe tag news conference. You feel me on that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This was Hey, Kyle Shanahan. He did not whisper. He
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  Speaker 1: was rather direct, He did not beat around the bush.
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  Speaker 1: There was none of that and give a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a shrug. Now that is my experience when a
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  Speaker 1: coach shrugs about his star receiver going a wall. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: that is a flatline situation, is what that is? Haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen him in a month? Was the line? Haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: him in a month? Translation? Missing, presumed, presumed gone, presumed gone.
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  Speaker 1: And Brandon, IOK, what he did here? He went full
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  Speaker 1: double Cubert. Double Cubert is what he did old video game,
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  Speaker 1: bouncing around, disengaged, joystick unplugged. That's quiet quitting. QQ. What
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  Speaker 1: he did is quiet quitting. He just stopped showing up.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not I don't want to work here. He
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  Speaker 1: This is wild. Brandon IOC treated an NFL wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: job like he was working the fry machine at McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: He says, I'm out, or Nick the Wendy's guy in Minnesota.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I've heard from Nick in a while, but Nick the
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  Speaker 1: Wendy's guy in Minnesota, I'm not good. I'm out, see
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  Speaker 1: a little boys, I'm done. And the Niners responded, And
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  Speaker 1: how do they? They responded by pulling out the machete
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  Speaker 1: and hacking away the contract guarantees and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And so no yelling, no drama, and just cold, sterile detachment.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it. I see it. Now, that's actually worse
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  Speaker 1: in many ways when the coach has already cleaned out
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  Speaker 1: the locker, at least mentally for the player, and Shanahan's
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  Speaker 1: saying it's no big deal that Brandon Ayock is not there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the doctor saying, wait, you're not my patient anymore,
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  Speaker 1: You're not my problem. I don't care. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to even find another doctor. So the locker room
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  Speaker 1: has moved on, allegedly find out if that's true or not.
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  Speaker 1: The offense moved on, and there you go, and the
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  Speaker 1: vibrations that Brandon Ayuk brought gone gone, like all the brownies,
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  Speaker 1: you know, all the pile of brownies there, and everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows brownies, so they're gone. See you later there. This
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  Speaker 1: is divorce court. No counseling needed, no trial, separation, no
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  Speaker 1: papers filed, bags packed. The uber is waiting. The uber
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  Speaker 1: is waiting. And so he didn't just get benched. He
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: kind of benched himself right emotionally deleted the player all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: final thought to Chicago, we go another game and a
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  Speaker 1: blowout win for it the Bears. I know Mark's very
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  Speaker 1: happy about that. Now. The story here, though, is not
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: that it is in the losing locker room, the addition
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: of Shadur Sanders continuing for Cleveland, how did he do?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Don't ask? Shadeur Sanders attempted twenty five passes, fifteen of
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  Speaker 1: them were incomplete one hundred and thirty one yards. There
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  Speaker 1: were some drop passes that the Marching in Shadow Society
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  Speaker 1: for Shudur Sanders will point out. The three interceptions just
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  Speaker 1: absolutely brutal, thirty one to three, beat down, thirty one
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  Speaker 1: to three, Chicago monsters the midway, waking up, the echoes
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  Speaker 1: and shoulder Sanders being body slam, body slam, body slammed
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  Speaker 1: all over social media, people ripping him apart. So the
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  Speaker 1: question thumbs up, four thumbs down, thumbs up, thumbs down,
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  Speaker 1: does should Sanders deserve to be absolutely crushed like a
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  Speaker 1: bug on the rug for his play with the brownies
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  Speaker 1: in this game in Chicago? So I'm gonna go thumb up,
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up, Yeah, two thumbs up. This is obviously personal.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a mess, right, Shouldar Sanders is out there,
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  Speaker 1: is in your face and we'll professionally slice him up
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: here as just all's fair and love war and sports
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  Speaker 1: talk radio. That was malpractice, is what that was, right,
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  Speaker 1: should Sanders did not just struggle for the Cleveland Browns.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He rode the vomit comment. And not only did he
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: ride the vomit comment, he wrote it at warp speed,
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  Speaker 1: very fast on the vomit comet and then straight in
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  Speaker 1: to Soldier Field. The Browns as they left Soldier Field there,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't just leave quietly. They left a actual it
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  Speaker 1: was amazing. It was a crater, a smoking crater they
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  Speaker 1: left in the stadium from the vomit comet hitting down
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  Speaker 1: at about the fifty yard line at Soldier Field there.
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  Speaker 1: That was a terrific just absolutely horrible every way. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: how bad was it? A seventeen point seven passer rating
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  Speaker 1: for Shuldur Sanders. That isn't just bad, it's biblically bad.
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  Speaker 1: We are talking Sodom and Gomorrah with a playbook bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's how bad this was. And this was a dead
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  Speaker 1: turtle performance by should Earth Sanders. They're upside down, helpless
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  Speaker 1: and the kind of a stench, the kind of a
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  Speaker 1: stench that triggered a league wide gag reflex. Now I've
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: never smelled a dead turtle, I'm told though, they are
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: the worst smelling animal. For some reason. The turtles. The
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: rotting turtle smells worse than anything else. I'll have to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: check with my medical advisor, Jed who fled or hollowing
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: James to find out if that's true. But wild life
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  Speaker 1: people say it's a revolting smell. Revolting smell, and of
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  Speaker 1: course an NFL defensive coordinators licking their chops at playing
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  Speaker 1: Shadarth Sanders after this particular game and Sanders handing out
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  Speaker 1: interceptions like it's Halloween but it's almost Christmas here and
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  Speaker 1: the Bears happily filling their buckets with all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: delicious candy. They're seventeen points gift wrapped directly off Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: Brown turnovers from Shudhurth Sanders. Those interceptions bear scored seventeen
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  Speaker 1: points off shood Earth Sanders interception. So not adversity, it's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: not really adversity there. It's like arson with fingerprints and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of clear video. And remember all of this now,
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  Speaker 1: the only reason we're talking about this is because it's
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  Speaker 1: a dummy run for Shudur Sanders. This is his opportunity
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  Speaker 1: on the job trial by fire and Chadeur is he's
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the crash test quarterback and yeah, he failed the evaluation
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: here he did totaled the car air bags in the
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: air everywhere they were deployed, and you saw the highlights
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• 20:36
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  Speaker 1: is Bill's quarterback Josh Allen went viral on social media.
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  Speaker 1: Uh for blank during the game with the Patriots. Something
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: happened there and it was a viral moment. So what
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: was it? That's the question. What's the answer and what
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: do we have? Scrooge says for taking a dump on
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the field as a touchdown celebration. Lady Sideburn says he
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: went viral for eating yellow snow. Asher says his score
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: in Super Mario Brothers two. Ferg Dog says because he's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: he blocked his biggest stalker, Robbie the Mariner fan. How's
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  Speaker 1: the snow there? In Fullerton? Fer Dog? Everything all right there,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: big snow pack coming into Fullton. Prop guy says for
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: splitting a six pack of Robbie ginger Ale with Robbie
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the Josh Allen fan on the Bill's sideline. Well, there's Robbie,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: look at that. Where do the Bills? That very excited there?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: That ai is pretty powerful? What else do we have?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says for donating big bucks to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the Salvation Army. Red Kettle King Rory says for the
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: size of his wife's cucumber. Yeah, well no, let's said
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Drake May's wife is doing those little cooking videos, right,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: not Josh Allen's wife. She's the big actress lady. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: guess what else we have alf the alien Opiner says
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: for a botched gender reveal, that that is the answer.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman for eating a plate of buffalo wings
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: from the anchor bar in Buffalo. Donkey Sausage, I've been
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to the anchor bar. Donkey Sausage says for watching John
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Cena's last match, so sad until he needs more money
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: in a couple of years and he comes back very
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: very sad. What else do we have? Some dead turtles
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: from Johnny Q? That's his answer page down. All right,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: enough of that ano of that time. Now for the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: big reveal on the Mallard riddle of the day. Josh
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Allen went viral on social media for blank during the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: game with the Patriots. That would be for vomiting. He
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: puked on camera at the nine nine mark in the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: fourth quarter. They panned to him on the sidelines and
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: he had a reversal of fortune. Yeah right there. Now
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the number one Seahawk apologist, that would be no stredenis right,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: since says all the rivers feel good hype this past
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: week made him December's second most popular guy behind Santa
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Claus and probably gave them a better chance than Daniel Jones.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Another good Seahawk win, and now we get the beat
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: up on another fossil quarterback this week. You want to
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: better that? No call up, no stredenas. Let's go to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the phones, let's say hello to Let's go to Eat
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Dog on Long Island. Hello, eat Dog, Welcome.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: What's going on bro?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That Honikah Eat Dog? Did you have a good start
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: to Honkah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I got it. I got a starve an all end,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: the Magic hat and a Indiana Pacers hat.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: My regret, Why would you get a PACER's hat in
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: an Orlando Magic Those teams are their rivals. They played.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Little cool you know nights.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, that's not cool. The Pacers aren't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: good this year.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: That sound a cool one, I know, but I like
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: the outfit. Also, one thing before I can take, don't say.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: One last thing. I know you you're gonna do about
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: ten minutes of stand up right.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Listen? Okay? What what? What did Ray Knight with the
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: drug test to say about me? This is one word for.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Those who don't know. Ray Knight is a baseball player
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: who played forty years ago, and a very relevant reference
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: marks the Ray Night is he's a he's an old
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: school baseball guy. What did Ray Night say to the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: drug tester?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: No? What did the drug test to say about me?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: What? What you mentioned? Ray Knight? What I said late Night?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought you said Ray? Didn't you say?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I swear I heard Ray?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Now you're Ray Night?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Or what do you hear?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Mark? That night?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It sounded like Ray Night, right, meant night? You said Rain.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I understand, But you said Ray.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I thought I said. I thought, I said late night?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, late night? All right? So what are
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the drug late night drug tell you're doing a late
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: night drug tet? You you are?
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: You? Really?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Are you the late night drug tester?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Definitely not, he said, he said the chiefs, he said,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: retire from homes. I disagree. Now. Also, I had the
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Eagles of Minus for twelve and a half. I covered, well.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: They won thirty one and nothing.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I know they killed them.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: The raiders had seventy five yards of offense and supposedly
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: practiced all week.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: And you know what they practiced there? You know the
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: cold weather regime.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't think it was the weather. I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: think it was the lack of motivation. They've quit. They
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: want the season be over with.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I'm glad the Bears beat the Browns.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, everyone's happy to hear that. You're glad the Bears beat.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: The Browns as much as my line though, hat right? Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: my friend, k Okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You got your babe. Ky's your girlfriend. Yeah, he's a
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: lovely lady. In my apologies to her. Did she know
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: your history as a caller?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, I mentioned your name on the air.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: So if you could, you know, say something nice.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: When well, I mean, did she celebrate Honika with you
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: last night? You guys liked them anir together last night?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: And no, no, not really, No.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: No you didn't. Okay, I got you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: So I just want to say, was that's the to
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: just go?
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't like him at all?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You don't like you? You you said he was your
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: favorite last week? What did he do to upset you?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Well? I think he was taking shots at me?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Was he taking shots? Let me check here, let me
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: see here. I don't see any.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: All right, then I like him?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, alf Alf says the Olympire says, hundred
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: percent said ray Night, one hundred percent. You said Ray Knight,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I voted on me. I uh you know, I uh
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: which was I threw up on the field.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You yet again, are mister non secuitary man. You are
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like me. That's you. You don't even know what that is,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: but you, that's you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I know what I mean.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you what it is.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I know no anyway not to say, you know, I
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: say anything mud or of them. But I did go
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: to the Hockey Hall of Fame in Canada.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Well that's very offensive to people, and I want to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Cooper chown. Also, oh congratulations, I'm the only hall of
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: fame I've been to is the worst hall of fame.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: The Hall of Champions in Indianapolis, the college Hall of Fame,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: and it's so bad. They're so woke, nobody cares about
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: nobody cares about any other like football and basketball, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: they've got every other sport represented. Like, dude, we're not
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: there for the swimming. Okay, we're not. What I'm making
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: a point.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Right, last chance. Let's listen. When I went to Washington
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: suit by parents, how old were you about ten?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: So this is like a forty year old story.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Okay, yes, okay, So what happened was I went downstairs
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: with my mom and she said to me, you want
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: to watch the Monday night.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Baseball or play a video game. If you play a
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: video game, you can't. You can't watch Monday night Baseball
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: with the fellas. So the fellas are like, yeah, we
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: want you to watch baseball of us, you know. So
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: it was cool. I like being part of the crowd.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: You know, they love me.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Why would you tell us? Who cares? It's all right,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta go, Okay, all right, go away. There you go.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: He just tells random, random stories, hollering. James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: hollering James. Oh there we go. Here we go boys.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Happy holidays, James, you're on the air, James say, hello,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: hollering James. Hm. This is where he pauses, and then
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden he'll explode. James, James, James, there
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: it is there.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: The Wilder Beast. Kids. If you want to know what
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: sleep apnea sounds like, this would be. This is the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: sound of sleep apne right literally not breathing right now.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And he starts breathing and sounds like some kind of
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: wild animal on a safari in Africa on the Serengetti. Yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, James, tremendous call. Let's say hello
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: to Mike dee lepre Con. I got a bunch of
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: stuff here courtesy of Mike the Lepergun. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun. Welcome.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a lump of coal before. But this
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: is not just any lump of coal. This is a
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: big ass lump of coal that I that I got here,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: so thank you for that.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: But it's not actually am of coal. It's actually a
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: bar of soap?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah? It smells like it says it
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: smells like mischief and shenanigans. Is this gonna is good?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Is this gonna turn my skin some weird color or
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: something like that? Is that is that the guy? Is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: he to be black like the black?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Or will be green like me?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, it says a whole hole Ho, Ben, Coop, Lorena,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: here's wishing you a great holiday season. The lump of
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: coal soap is uh for for Ben and Coop, it
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: says here, and then there's a I have my own
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: we don't have to share it. Oh, we don't have
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to share it, okay. And there's a gift a gift
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: card here. Uh, and there's a golden you open the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: golden ticket up whole say here? Oh I got one? Yeah, yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'll look at this. That's very nice. Here a golden ticket.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And so I'm supposed to pull the sticker back? All right?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Can I do this on the air?
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Is gonna ye?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: All right? You want to do your on the air
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: coup you want to open? I don't have my golden
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: ticket on we coop does not have it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Armor other all the other people coming to Boston will
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: get a different version of that at the meet and greet.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Oh look at that right there. But very what a
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: great gift that is. Unbelieve. We're gonna have so much fun,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: it says here a trip to bost on, it says here.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: So that's what I make sure we have a great time.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And also we're gonna hang out. We gotta go. We
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: got to figure out a date for the WU Sox game. Right,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: we gotta look at the woof.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Socks on top of that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I have not felt. We
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: have not thrown a first pitch when's the last time
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: we did a first pitch? Was a Sam Bernardino? Remember
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the last one we It's been years, but it's been
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: seven or eight years.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I bet you they would let you do it. I
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: guarantee you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I hope so. I would love to. We'd have a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: good time. And Sam Bernardino after the sixty six ers,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I think so yeah. I think that was the last
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: one we did. I think, but it's all. I had
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: two jokes for you, okay, And.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I had two jokes, all right, hurry jokes. Santa Claus
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: is naughty? Do you know why Santa Claus is naughty?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Why is that he always says oh oh oh with
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: three letters.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I first heard that when I was five years old.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But okay, okay, did you hear scientists discovered how to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: clone a human being? Now it sounds like big news.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I did not hear that, now, Okay, in the morning,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that scientist was beside himself. Okay, all right, I hope
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you get late night drug caster on. Well, he's welcome
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: to come on here. We're not keeping you away. We
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: give out the number twice an hour. I gotta go,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: but thank you the great there he is the man,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the myth the legend, very kind. Thank you for your
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: kindness there, Mike the Leprechaun, and appreciate the the gag gifts.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: And I got a golden ticket lump of Coole. Of course,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the big one. We're gonna in Boston at some point
• 35:01
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• 35:04
  Speaker 1: have everyone come down, hang out. We'll have a fine,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: fine time. I believe I might even meet Alf the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Alien Opiner for the first time. How crazy will that be? Boy? Now?
• 35:13
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• 35:16
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