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Who owes you an apology certificate? · Anele and the Club on 947

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Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang and the club on nine
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Speaker 1: four seventh.
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Speaker 2: So in Japan, yes, love the Japanese just by the
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Speaker 2: way Sun everything about them. Every time I hear anything
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Speaker 2: from Japan, I'm like, you go sushi, you know Conechua.
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Speaker 3: So in Japan they are their.
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Speaker 2: House train, you know, their their their commuter train.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure it's it's not it's not really
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Speaker 1: I want to say it's it's probably I know it's
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Speaker 1: a train, but it's probably not like the cow Train's
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Speaker 1: probably like a bullet train. Them those cass trains whatever.
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Speaker 2: That train is the one that most people used to
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Speaker 2: go to work. It's never late. It is literally always
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Speaker 2: on time. But on the rare occasion when it is late, yes,
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Speaker 2: right when you step off the train, they hand you
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Speaker 2: an apology certificate to say sorry, we're late. And the
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Speaker 2: person I was reading the story on someone on social
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Speaker 2: media page and they said then they said to the person, no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: I don't need this apology certificate, and they said, no,
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Speaker 2: you will need it to show it to your boss
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Speaker 2: to show them why you are three minutes late for work.
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Speaker 4: So the train service, if it's if the train is delayed,
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Speaker 4: gives you basically the equivalent of a sickness a.
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Speaker 2: Sick note to say sorry, your employee is three minutes
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Speaker 2: late for work. We are the ones who ran later,
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Speaker 2: so it was not their fault.
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Speaker 1: That's so efficient, how amazing. And then obviously your boss
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Speaker 1: can't complain. You pitch up there, you say sorry, I'm
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Speaker 1: two minutes late. Yes, my look, the train was two
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Speaker 1: minutes late.
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Speaker 3: Why I'm stuck at apology certificate?
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Speaker 4: I mean, if I got that tender in South Africa,
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Speaker 4: I'd never go out of business sprinting out the apology certificate.
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Speaker 2: You'd have to have a printer changed change to your
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Speaker 2: to your waist timidly. This then got me thinking there
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Speaker 2: is an absolute gap in the market just in the
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Speaker 2: way we do things for apology certificates.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because people don't like to apologize for anything. Hey,
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Speaker 1: and usually you're slighted. You might feel slight to device.
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Speaker 1: See you going with this. You might feel slighted about something,
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Speaker 1: but you're never going to get an apology certificate. I
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Speaker 1: am people deal with it in therapy.
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Speaker 2: You the one who doesn't want to give out the
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Speaker 2: apology certificate.
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Speaker 1: Sorry said it and I meant it.
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Speaker 3: Who owes you an apology certificate.
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Speaker 1: My list is long, and I go first, Wow, you've
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Speaker 1: been waiting. Yes, I'll start with the Smack Pizza Co.
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Speaker 1: In Mahalis. Okay, there to be I mean, now that
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Speaker 1: we are here, I'll tell you why because I often order.
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Speaker 1: I love pizza, and I often order from them because
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Speaker 1: their pizza is amazing. But then with the on the
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Speaker 1: drink side, they have a lot of milk checks, and
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Speaker 1: their milk checks are amazing. The two milk checks that
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Speaker 1: they have there, there's an Oreo and a Ferrer Russia milkshake.
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Speaker 1: Those two milkshakes I often order, and they never have them.
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Speaker 1: And then they'll phone you. I mean, I appreciate that,
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Speaker 1: and then they'll say, please pick another flavor. We've got
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Speaker 1: vanilla strawberry chocolate.
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Speaker 3: But do you want Oreo and Ferrer Russia.
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Speaker 1: Yes, And I end up going with the chocolate one,
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Speaker 1: which is equally amazing. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm
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Speaker 1: just saying the Orio milk check is never in stock.
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Speaker 1: Apology certificate.
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Speaker 3: Okay, Smack and Co.
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Speaker 1: Pizza Yeah, Smack Smack Pizza Co.
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Speaker 2: Sorry, Smack Yeah. I just need to write it down
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Speaker 2: because i'mna tell these people smack Pizza Cole. You owe
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Speaker 2: Frankie an apology certificate?
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Speaker 3: Anybody else?
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Speaker 2: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Well, firstly, I think the obvious ones are there for
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Speaker 1: all of us, like most of the government departments, although
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Speaker 1: props to the Home Affairs they've up their game. You
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Speaker 1: don't sit in that cue so long. Licensing department looking
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Speaker 1: at you, looking at you for an apology certificate?
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Speaker 2: Whoever is responsible for fixing the pothole on Winni Mandela
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Speaker 2: when you are facing south just before you get to
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Speaker 2: the Netflix billboard.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, there.
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Speaker 2: Is a pothole there that is so big it should
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Speaker 2: have a gift shop in the Okay.
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Speaker 1: And it's unavoidable because you can't there's two lanes. You
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Speaker 1: can't swer for it.
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Speaker 2: Last week Wednesday in there I went tire gone gaga.
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Speaker 3: Even now my cars wheel alignment.
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Speaker 2: Is one key because we changed the tire, but we
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Speaker 2: had to order a new one. So all of that's
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Speaker 2: getting fixed today. That porthole, that entire road and whoever's
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Speaker 2: responsible for it, You guys owe me an apology certificate.
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Speaker 2: I've gone past the no you can claim to the government.
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Speaker 3: They'll give you.
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Speaker 2: Your tires bag a fish bascus. Remember when I hit
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Speaker 2: that same porthole four years ago. That claim is still outstanding,
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Speaker 2: so that those guys owe me an apology and then
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Speaker 2: this one as well.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's I think that's exactly the point, right.
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Speaker 1: We understand maybe you haven't gotten to fixing the pothole,
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Speaker 1: and you will, I'm sure.
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Speaker 3: But I who still wont my apology certificate?
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Speaker 1: I presume it's Jobal Roads and then they can just
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Speaker 1: write you in a certificate to say sorry about that.
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Speaker 1: I'd like an apology certificate from all the retailers who
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Speaker 1: allow the people with twelve or thirteen things to stand
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Speaker 1: in the ten or under. Q. Sorry, you're wasting my time.
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Speaker 2: Says right there, ten or under, and then they go, oh, shame, no,
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, not shame, because now that
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Speaker 2: person's paying a ball as well.
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Speaker 3: Was one over? One over?
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Speaker 1: Like you're saying, if there's eleven items apology certificate?
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Speaker 3: Yes, because nine times out of ten, oh, I've just
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Speaker 3: got to go find the barcode for it.
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Speaker 2: Oh oh one one eighty eight thirty eight, nine four seven.
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Speaker 3: Who owes you an apology certificate?
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Speaker 2: A service provider, a person, an ex, a parent, a teacher,
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Speaker 2: a friend, the late, the nail tech lady who usually
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Speaker 2: does your nails well.
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Speaker 3: But the last time, the last time, you look like
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Speaker 3: pepper pig.
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Speaker 1: Amen, did you say your ex Yes, Hey, we're going
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Speaker 1: to be writing certificates in the city.
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Speaker 2: Some of you better have a stamp because you can't
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Speaker 2: sign a hundred certificates.
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Speaker 1: You just have to sorry, sorry, sorry sorry.
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Speaker 2: Oh one one eighty eight thirty eight nine four seven
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Speaker 2: zero eight four or double zero double zero nine four
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Speaker 2: seven they saying us a voice? Not they who owes
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Speaker 2: you an apology certificate? On the way, we'll find out
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Speaker 2: who owes an apology certificate, and then we're gonna do
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Speaker 2: a three hour podcast of the people he owes.
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Speaker 3: An apology certificate? Stick around for that.
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Speaker 5: I need to get an apology certificate from my teacher
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Speaker 5: because she always blames me for doing stuff.
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Speaker 6: I think achieve supporters those apology my.
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Speaker 5: Ex manager who did not extend my contracts in twenty
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Speaker 5: twenty three, twenty twenty six, ma'am, I'm still unemployed.
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Speaker 4: Sure.
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Speaker 7: The people that are me an apology are the people
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Speaker 7: that actually get.
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Speaker 5: To the toe and have not white diffruit or vegetables.
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Speaker 3: That is so annoying.
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Speaker 1: Oh, they've just put it in the little plastic packet
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Speaker 1: and they woke up and then the tiny at the
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Speaker 1: toll goes, what must I do now?
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Speaker 2: But sometimes the tools have the scale at the toll.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should know that before approaching the toll.
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Speaker 2: Is this true apology certificate process?
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Speaker 8: Is it?
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Speaker 3: Cynthy? Yes, good morning, Cynthia. Welcome to an Eili in
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Speaker 3: the club, Cynthy, go for it.
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Speaker 7: Who owes you good morning? As a paying citizen, I
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Speaker 7: need an apology from city power. So we've not had
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Speaker 7: power since Monday, and the call just gets closed without
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Speaker 7: the resolution. So I definitely need apology from city Power.
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Speaker 7: What area is this in Rahmburg? Goary?
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Bleck Gary? Do you would you prefer that apology certificate
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Speaker 1: in your personal name or do you want it for
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Speaker 1: the suburb, for the suburbs, for the whole suburb? Okay?
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Speaker 2: And you say, you guys have logged the complaint and
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Speaker 2: then they close the complaints without fixing the problem.
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Speaker 7: Yeah. And I mean they were actually at the at
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Speaker 7: the place yesterday trying to fix it, and it was
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Speaker 7: a few hours previously, but now it's the entire street
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Speaker 7: out of power.
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Speaker 1: All I can say it's a rash.
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Speaker 2: All I can say is fourth of November, when we
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Speaker 2: have voting. You guys mustn't come to us and tell
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Speaker 2: us stories.
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Speaker 3: And your promises. Say come with your apologies, Come with
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Speaker 3: your apology. Of November.
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Speaker 2: We're collecting apology certificates from all of you who wander
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Speaker 2: our votes.
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Speaker 3: From Cynthy and Randberg. We're going to the East Rael
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Speaker 3: and good morning, Bongie Morning team.
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Speaker 2: Who owes you an apology certificate?
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Speaker 8: Stamp blam my guy me. It's been four years and
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Speaker 8: I have not recovered from this. So I found out
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Speaker 8: very early. I was two weeks when I found out.
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Speaker 8: I'm expecting. Then I went there for recommendations, but because
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Speaker 8: I wasn't ready to disclose a work, I checked when
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Speaker 8: is the earliest time you guys opened the Like six thirty.
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Speaker 8: I'm like, Okaylea's lock me in that third time I
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Speaker 8: go there. Every time I have a six, there's no two.
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Speaker 8: But by six thirty there's people fighting that, No I
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Speaker 8: have a six staty appointment. No I have a six
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Speaker 8: thirty appointment. Doctors need to stop doing this time. Whether
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Speaker 8: they give you a two o'clock or an eight o'clock,
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Speaker 8: you will wait the whole day. They all as an
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Speaker 8: apology for that. We understand that in the way inside
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Speaker 8: the consultation there can be new things that occur. But
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Speaker 8: I got there and I experienced that. Actually it starts
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Speaker 8: from early in the morning. They book multiple people for
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Speaker 8: the same.
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Speaker 2: Slot because how are you running late when I'm the
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Speaker 2: first person here, Like, I'm the first appointment of the day,
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Speaker 2: how are you running late?
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Speaker 1: But is saying there's a whole group of women fighting
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Speaker 1: to be first.
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Speaker 8: That's a scrib I said, wait, because I'm late for
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Speaker 8: a work I was in six thirty. Another one's like no,
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Speaker 8: they also gave me six thirty.
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Speaker 2: And also generally Guynes do you see sections at six
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Speaker 2: in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Oh, but he was there? Well yeah, there's been times
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Speaker 8: he's been very late.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, So so you wan't ask, you don't want
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Speaker 2: to tell you directly for the appointage. You want to
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Speaker 2: go via us? Well, yes, okay, I don't feel like
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Speaker 2: a lawsuit. So what I'm not going to do is
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Speaker 2: call him out by name. But to BONGI is guy
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Speaker 2: me in the East Rand.
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Speaker 3: You owe her an apology certificate.
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Speaker 8: Yes, definitely, Thank you so much. Team, have a lovely day.
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Speaker 3: Leisure pleasure.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to ask Bong if if she has she
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Speaker 1: given birth yet?
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Speaker 3: She said it's four years.
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Speaker 1: Four years ago. Are still still upset that.
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Speaker 3: The child is looking at her in the car?
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Speaker 1: Right now? Mom, I'm here, I'm here now. Everything worked out?
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Speaker 3: Am I not supposed to be all of the joy
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Speaker 3: in the world?
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Speaker 2: That makes you forget about apology certificates? Oh? One one
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Speaker 2: eight thirty eight.
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Speaker 3: Nine four seven.
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Speaker 2: If trains in Japan are handing out apology certificates for
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Speaker 2: being three minutes late?
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Speaker 3: Here in South.
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Speaker 2: Africa, who owes you an apology certificate for anything that
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Speaker 2: they wronged you on?
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Speaker 1: And we haven't said this, but I mean, if it's
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Speaker 1: one of us, cool tell us.
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Speaker 3: Oh no, pick a number and join the queue. Have
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Speaker 3: you ever been to to this.
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Speaker 2: Game there were you have to put your number anything
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Speaker 2: they give you. Still, let's says number nine eighty nine thousand,
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Speaker 2: that's us. I need an apology certificate from all three
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Speaker 2: people who has bumped into me and caust my insurance
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Speaker 2: to cancel me.
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Speaker 1: I want an apology certificate from because they provided me
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Speaker 1: with such poor coverage and poor network.
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Speaker 5: So I believe we need a million apology letters. From
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Speaker 5: these hair salons that will when you come early in
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Speaker 5: the morning, they'll start your hair, do seven other clients
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Speaker 5: and then coming completely later on.
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Speaker 2: Are the nurses that go to lunch, all of them
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Speaker 2: all advance, they go to lunch.
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Speaker 6: Will I need an apology certificate from anil in the
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Speaker 6: clouds because we tried entering so many competitions, but we
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Speaker 6: never get through wasting my hair time.
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Speaker 2: Go to Primedia plus dot com right now into the
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Speaker 2: nine four seven Lot of Land Lucky line. You could
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Speaker 2: win your show two hundred thousand random that's on that,
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Speaker 2: that's on truth.
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Speaker 1: And that's happening just after eight o'clock. So you got
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Speaker 1: like twenty thirty minutes.
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Speaker 3: No, no, we're going to do that before.
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Speaker 1: We're doing it now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the next ten minutes, we're giving your shof
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Speaker 2: twen one thousand round. Go enter right now and then
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Speaker 2: make sure you place the bit on loto land dot
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Speaker 2: co dot a day yesterday they want twenty seven.
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Speaker 3: Thousand the day before thirty five thousand.
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Speaker 2: Lust A frid was forty thousand, monstrously big. No apologies
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Speaker 2: needed day. See that you are in Randburgh.
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Speaker 9: Good morning, Good morning morning is run. So my apology
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Speaker 9: is from a relative and twenty in a relatives based
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Speaker 9: in Cape Town, and she had an interview in Johannesburg.
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Speaker 9: So she called me about it and didn't give me
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Speaker 9: the incorrect location, and because she's just know the area,
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Speaker 9: she had to ask my sister to take her around
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Speaker 9: because she was a student at the time, and she
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Speaker 9: gave my sister the correct address, only to find out
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Speaker 9: that it wasn't Commissioner. Now, everyone that listen Joe but
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Speaker 9: knows that if you have an interview in Commissioned at
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Speaker 9: half past seven in the morning, sane, it's a scam.
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Speaker 9: So it turned out udly because she now went around
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Speaker 9: saying that I was jealous of an interview and whatnot,
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Speaker 9: so to a point that the family was like, I
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Speaker 9: sabotaged her interview. But it was a scam, Yeah, that's
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Speaker 9: the thing. So she didn't she believed it was a
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Speaker 9: scam only after she picked up because my sister said,
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Speaker 9: why did you asked to pay one hundred and forty
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Speaker 9: I know which which business will allow you to be
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Speaker 9: a head interview at half past seven?
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Speaker 2: And also which interview wants you to pay money to
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Speaker 2: be interviewed by them?
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Speaker 9: Never one hundred percent, so Children's Day. Yeah, this was
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Speaker 9: Katy eighteen eighty.
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Speaker 2: Years and you're still waiting for this apology.
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Speaker 9: I'm still waiting. I confronted her about it, and she said, no,
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Speaker 9: I didn't think that me crying and being I'm sad
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Speaker 9: about the job it would result in people looking at
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Speaker 9: you differently. But I was like, but you said that.
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Speaker 9: I was told that you are saying that I stabotage
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Speaker 9: the interview, and.
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Speaker 2: Now the entire family is looking at me sideways. So
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Speaker 2: you not only does she owe you an apology certificate,
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Speaker 2: but she owes you a budget, a PR budget because
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Speaker 2: you now have to go and fix your pr in
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Speaker 2: the family.
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Speaker 1: You got to post that apology in the paper.
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Speaker 3: Okay, see we are on your side.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, damn cousin Chez and Santin good morning, Good morning,
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Speaker 2: Hi and Eila in the club, good morning, Chez, how
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Speaker 2: are you fine?
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Speaker 10: Thanks? I would love an apology certificate from these establishments
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Speaker 10: that allow big groups of adults to have no children
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Speaker 10: on public holidays like Mother's Day, where you know, it's
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Speaker 10: very very limited in terms of South African restaurants where
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Speaker 10: you can actually take a kiss, such as pappuccinos like
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Speaker 10: there's so many restaurants for people who have no children,
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Speaker 10: and we have to wait in long queues and watch people.
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Speaker 10: We literally are just walking all out with no kids.
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Speaker 1: So you want an apology certificate from people who book
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Speaker 1: tables on Mother's Day when they're not mothers.
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Speaker 10: Yes, and specifically establishments that have jungle gyms activities because
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Speaker 10: it's limited in jobs.
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Speaker 2: There's only so many places you can take your kids,
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Speaker 2: so on those specific days, go eat somewhere else.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm going to stand up chairs here. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but as a non parent, like those establishments
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Speaker 1: that you're talking about, they have got the best ribs
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Speaker 1: right and the best chicken wings all right, So I
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Speaker 1: feel it's while I'm fair that you, as a parent,
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Speaker 1: are stopping me from having the best ribs and chicken
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Speaker 1: wings right.
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Speaker 10: Just for that day, just for as mother's days, you know,
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Speaker 10: when it's like really really busy.
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Speaker 2: Can I tell you, even if I don't have children,
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Speaker 2: the pappaccino sushi it's really good, and the rooms and
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Speaker 2: then the chops. I mean, but there is a certain
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Speaker 2: understanding that parents have for each other. I'll give you
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Speaker 2: an example, and it's a Pappuccino's one. So I remember
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Speaker 2: the one time we were there, and then my friend
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Speaker 2: and I rose because now we were catching up, we
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Speaker 2: were done eating, and you know, the kids were also
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Speaker 2: kind of winding down in the plane, and now we're
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Speaker 2: just hanging out, hanging out. And then I thought, no, man,
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Speaker 2: there's always a queue outside. And then when I glanced,
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Speaker 2: there was a c So I said to Rose, let's
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Speaker 2: wrap it up and go have this somewhere else so
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Speaker 2: that other families can come here and you know, enjoy
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Speaker 2: it because they're with kids that they kids haven't eaten.
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Speaker 2: So as parents, there's always like another understanding that you
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Speaker 2: have for the next family. So I see what what
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Speaker 2: chairs is saying is that on those days wait it's
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Speaker 2: chocolate blog.
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Speaker 3: If you don't have kids, go eat somewhere else. You
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Speaker 3: can come back tomorrow. Cheers. I agree with you. No no, no,
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Speaker 3: no no no. Bay back came back. Oh, I came
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Speaker 3: back for us. I came back hard. I came back.
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Speaker 8: Hi.
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Speaker 1: I'll accept the chas. We will send you your apology
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Speaker 1: certificate in the male very soon.
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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
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Speaker 2: One any other apology certificates that you feel you are deserved.
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Speaker 2: This will go up on our social media pages. You
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Speaker 2: may go into comments and demand your apology certificates from
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Speaker 2: the parties.
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Speaker 3: That oh, you are
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Speaker 1: Back to making your morning and the club on nine
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Speaker 1: four seven