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Episode 349: The N*ggles · Not That Serious

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Why what is this noise? Do you know what your
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: shoes is? Reminded me of that niggas? Wow wow wow
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: wow wow? What is this energy? How did we get here?
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: I never loved I ain't never lose a fight mhmm
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: mean losing the blood.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Even in my fictional stories, I never lost a fight.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Who not only in fictional story, I never lost a
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: fight in real life. I'll talk to the bluzz, they say, Otherwise.
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you'll be able to talk to
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: me if you're crip associated, I talked, I shoot him out.
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, alright, now the friends.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: As, I'm sorry, I'm sorry my crip Mic? Whatever it again?
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking or your batman? Where's the LOKs?
• 1:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my god?
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Wait? What did your shoes? Ranjo? Oh uh?
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: Back in high school with daving his blue shoes and
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: then like I was looking at the thing on the
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, we should all have matching shoes.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I had the purple ones. Yeah you never got them.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: No, because bip and five like no more. But like
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: how you got red shoes red Mic?
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: If Mike have blue shoes blue Mic, I'm not ste
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: little shoes getting yellow shoes?
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: No yellow shoes, yellow yellow shoes.
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing yellow shoes. I'm not wearing a yellow
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: yellow the taxi.
• 1:49
  Speaker 6: Once, we're gonna be in here looking like the fucking
• 1:50
  Speaker 6: Telly w looking like the Wiggles, the Niggles, the Niggles
• 1:58
  Speaker 6: right there.
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: Potato salad, yummy yummy.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Why did you know? That's what he was gonna say?
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: They both just did it? Yummyy fruit salad.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: Yummy, yummy, yummy, yumy yumy yummy fruit salad.
• 2:25
  Speaker 7: Let's make some fruit salad today. I will cousin she
• 2:30
  Speaker 7: used to watch the Wiggles. Yeah, I think they went
• 2:33
  Speaker 7: to actual Wiggles concert.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Wiggles definitely did. Yeah, they did a few tours.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: They was they was booked and busy.
• 2:39
  Speaker 8: They got it was like a black woman wiggle now
• 2:41
  Speaker 8: like yeah, you know they're like really a wiggle.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: There's some black Wiggles, the Black Wiggles. Yeah, there's a
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: black woman that didn't like a little Asian man mixing
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: this up.
• 2:58
  Speaker 9: Very increasing d I Wiggles, the wol Wiggles, WoT Wiggles.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: These are the Wiggles.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: We have the extreme left and turn the Wiggles into
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: a joke. We used to be a proper country, white
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: white man. You're aryan wiggle nation, all white. Possibly homosexual wiggles.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: That's how I like. My wiggles were a little wiggleing them,
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: a little wiggle wiggle.
• 3:35
  Speaker 10: In the bottom, possibly homoe possibly possibly possibly almost like
• 3:43
  Speaker 10: almost like almost certainly.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Almost, because honestly, to be a wiggle, just the concept
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: to be a wiggle.
• 3:58
  Speaker 9: It's a little wiggly wiggly, he said, this little wiggle room,
• 4:01
  Speaker 9: a little wiggle for my taste.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Niggas not the normal wiggle. I'll be wiggling like niggas.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: The wiggles.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: What they all got their matches on Brits bands, so
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: you know which wiggle your.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Wiggles, which wiggle your got? Blue in front of me,
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: but it tastes like red what I thought just said
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: the yellow one was the one that did the thing.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: I had. Purple. There's not a purple with a nods
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: when red and blue running train on there, God no, no,
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: they hight for tower meet in the middle. You purple,
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: you purple. Now now you're gonna get orange. Then you're
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: gonna get green, and all of us gonna make it brown.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Wiggles were there? I think it was like four who
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: like four wiggles.
• 4:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm sure they watched used a pair of
• 4:59
  Speaker 7: each other what probably allegedly?
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: Hm, you want to stay all right? What's going on? Everybody?
• 5:08
  Speaker 7: We are the Wiggles are the Niggles. It's still not
• 5:16
  Speaker 7: that serious podcast. Uh, the greatest podcast in the world.
• 5:23
  Speaker 7: I happened to be one of your hosts. Michael lz
• 5:26
  Speaker 7: Keen is in the building aka Dodor Waffle.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: Aka a Now you got to run them all off? Yeah,
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: you need to put a.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: God damn oka.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 5:42
  Speaker 6: Doctor pancake, doctor pancake ak a fresh rush off the boat,
• 5:45
  Speaker 6: fresh off the boat aka the crape crape crusader. Yeh
• 5:50
  Speaker 6: light skin light skin lightning in a bottle, doctor dingling,
• 5:54
  Speaker 6: doctor dot or doctor dingling, milkman Marvel.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not claiming that one I have a.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Brown girl, I have I have a black wife. He
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: said that, sad He's like, I have a black life.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I didn't say it.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: Sadly, you said sam I said, I didn't say it.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it at all.
• 6:23
  Speaker 6: Lamont said, somberly, I have a black wife.
• 6:30
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Poo bear I got a black
• 6:35
  Speaker 5: Why I gotta go home to my black wife.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 6:41
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Pooh Poom Bear and Tigger. I can't play
• 6:45
  Speaker 5: in the forest today. I got a oil. My girlfriends, you're.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Already knew where you were going to.
• 7:09
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm sorry, Christopher Robin.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to go to Oklahoma.
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: Martin, I got a washes her hair for four hours.
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I can't go out today. Actually, it's my
• 7:30
  Speaker 5: black wife's watch day and it's an all day affair,
• 7:33
  Speaker 5: and I have to be there to support her while
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: she has multiple breakdowns because it's too much and too
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: long to do. It requires mental, spiritual, physical, parasocial support.
• 7:46
  Speaker 7: I could be like if you have if you have
• 7:48
  Speaker 7: a black girlfriend and she is she's on a natural journey,
• 7:51
  Speaker 7: you can pretty much be like a therapist because like
• 7:54
  Speaker 7: you really got to coach them through that wash day.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, bro, Like.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: Biggie, Like, she'll be all day from from dawn, from
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: dawn to the wee hours at the next dawn, just
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: watching and fucking drying and conditioning. I'm like, brother, I'm
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm glad. I have tired of watching you. Yeah,
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: tired watching. I've taken three naps and she's still plugging away.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, God, bless you, God, bless you, you, sweet queen, because.
• 8:23
  Speaker 7: I could never I'd i'd have been with motherfucking uh
• 8:27
  Speaker 7: Arian and cut my whole ship off.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. This is my first time here and what
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: What is this their pro black anti black wickles, nickols
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: bear enthusiasts.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: What did I what did I subscribe to?
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: I just I saw them talking about one clip about
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: the Powerpuff Girls.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Where is the powerpuff Girl talk? What does this have
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: to do with calling Australian bands gay and making in
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: front of black natural hair?
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: What do they put on the peanut butter of the
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: jelly first, That's what I want to hear.
• 9:18
  Speaker 7: God, but man, Uh, shout out to speaker and spotify
• 9:25
  Speaker 7: all the good people over there, shout out to uh,
• 9:30
  Speaker 7: all the listeners, all the people new and old, longtimers
• 9:35
  Speaker 7: and first timers.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: First time, long time time, long, first time, long time.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: He Mike, this is a Bill Scananlan from Saskatchewan. And
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: the thing about the black bitches in their head, I
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: tell you this, one Puerto Rican bitch I'm behind in
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: the fucking line.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: You see. You know what I'm saying. You know, I
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: call it.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: I know she's black, but you know, all non white
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: people are black to me, you know what I'm saying.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: So she's sitting in front of me in the fucking subway,
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: She's flipp in a fucking handshin and it smells like
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: all types of.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Motions and just for me and ship, and I don't
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: know what the fuck's going on. I just want to
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: go hit the giants, guy, I just want to go
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: see the next.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Motions, motions and lotions.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Just for me. Oh my god. They might get on
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: the train or a cocoa butter festival.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: What the fuck fresh plantings. I'm trying to see the jets.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go to Essence. I thought it
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: was going to the garden, not fucking Mexico. Goddamn Dykman's
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: the l train. This is the m for the pure breads.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: People got work on this train.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get home, trying to get to
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: the get to the construction ship with the union two
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: four five boys, good boys over there, real good boys
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: in the union, little boys in the Union there.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 10:56
  Speaker 7: But Uh yeah, the good boys in the uh speaker
• 10:59
  Speaker 7: spot our union.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Yep, as you can see.
• 11:04
  Speaker 7: If your eyes are not uh with you, I'll help
• 11:07
  Speaker 7: you out to our two blind listeners.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: We have keep going. We got a new home.
• 11:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah man, we got our own space. It has been
• 11:23
  Speaker 7: a long time coming.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, Keenan's upstairs, aka Keenan's upstairs, So we just moved
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: to different areas.
• 11:37
  Speaker 7: Actually, if you go right, two pieces that off camera
• 11:41
  Speaker 7: will be in Keenan's bedroom.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: This is just the other side of the room that
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: they never got to see.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Why did they just wear this whole time? Yeah, it's
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: actually at the t sheet.
• 11:58
  Speaker 7: But yeah, man, news upgrades abounds.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: It's exciting. I'm giddy. I know, I don't know. I
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: don't know how to process. It's all fun. It's just
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: it's all.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I got no words. It's I'm really excited. It's nice.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Appreciate everybody here for real, for real.
• 12:21
  Speaker 7: I'm going to give a special shout out to our
• 12:24
  Speaker 7: flying sauce flying someone over there, uh really putting in
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: the grind, setting up, doing all the the back leg work.
• 12:34
  Speaker 7: Would Yeah, he's just big help man. Really appreciate that guy.
• 12:39
  Speaker 7: Won't give him too much because he is not fully black,
• 12:41
  Speaker 7: So I have to shame him a little bit. That
• 12:46
  Speaker 7: one quarter, just that one I can never give him
• 12:50
  Speaker 7: because he can't give me.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: He's like the white guy and black fanther, like why
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: why are you here?
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: The story just that's on the s episode of the
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: SpongeBot where they can be and then they make the
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: ring around the bear Sea Bear and the bear like, hm.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: That's around. That's why I do Q every bound everybout
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: a week and a half.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Look, yeah, look ya can't get the allright, nigga, it's
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: a nice looking circle on it up and over, nigga.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you got your right now underwear? Oh man? Yeah?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, how's everybody wearing crazy fashion? And the bear
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: took it and put it up side staple.
• 13:42
  Speaker 7: Is that the same episode where he was like you
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: had the chocolate? No, okay, different Now I'm gonna starve
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: and it's like that was the most accurate portrayal of
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: fat I've ever seen in my life. Where they zoomed
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: down at his stomach.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: And this ship was bubbling. It was is it Mike?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: That wasn't?
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: Because I looked down I was like, wow, said, there's
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: a couple of shades off. But yeah, how's everybody's week been,
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: how's everybody feeling, how's everybody doing? Eating many money?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Moe Keenan, you gotta go. How's your week? You gotta go?
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, week was school? Uh had a very long weekend.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: UH spent all the way up in North Jersey, either
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: in North Jersey or New York. So Friday I went
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: to Brooklyn for the Brooklyn Raptors preseason game. Oh okay,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: what you're doing?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: And did you find Why did you find yourself there? Well?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Because so I went to Comic kN Saturday, okay in
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: the area, And because I bought tickets for Comic Con,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: they sent the people that bought ticke gets a discount
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: for preseason game tickets. Well it wasn't even just the
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: preseason they also sold regular season tickets as well. But yeah,
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: I can care less about the Brooklyn nets. The only
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: reason why I went to that one because I'm already
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: up there. So I'm like, sure, what makes sense?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Ben?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: The Schulers are starting point guard. Nobody exactly, Bro. Every
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: time Ben Simmons scored that fucking building and rupt points,
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I think I think you had six points. But I
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: had a assist like I used to be on I
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: used to be on that narcotic was.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was definitely smoking that gas. I was strung out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's your fault, though. Listen. All I can do
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: is support the players on my team. I don't know
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: you can support them. But you wanted more than what.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: You was never gonna get.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not elting brain.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have better eyes than that one. But
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: either way, he might either way.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Then I went to Comic Con on Saturday. Comic Con.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I keep saying cong but Comic
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Con on Saturday, it was kind of it was very interesting.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Was that your first comic?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: First comic contint I smell one Musty.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: That's good that must I was, I was, I was ready?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Was he dressed as? What were they dressed? Ass? It
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: was going the sea of people, so I really ain't.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: It couldn't been anybody at see move.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, they're going one, they going one, that
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: one because I was I was telling Kean, I'm like, listen,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: you have a thing with smells, so I'm just gonna
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: let you know. Now, these people have been being these
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: costumes since the night before.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: They sleeping these niggas, and your smelling like spit so.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Spinning the earring backs like smell smell like a sneeze,
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: unkempt belly button.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, some of these people are gonna walk around
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: with a little funk on them, so just just like I.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: But luckily only one smelly only wanted to smell.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It must have been early in the day.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we ain't stay long because I then had to
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: drive back. So Comic Con was in New York and
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: had to drive back to Jersey to Garfield for a
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: baby shower.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you were on tour, bro.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I was I wonder how much I spent in tolls
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: this week because it had to be at least forty
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: fifty bucks of course.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: So it went to the baby shower good time, had
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: all the Spanish food I can eat, and then on
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Sunday we had to tell pregnant they haven't disclosed their
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: pregnancy yet.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: So I'm is it who I think it is the
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: only reason you would stay up there? Is it somebody
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: who wasn't at the tailgate?
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: They weren't there, all right? Yeah that's yeah, that's what
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I thought. Wait, they haven't disclosed, but they had a
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: baby shower.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they haven't put on like that and that.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold up, did we know these people? Yeah?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh got you. I figured it, okay, got it?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah them mm hm.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: But either way you'll probably put it together.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: No, I'm trying to think because if I was the
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: person I'm thinking of, I just saw them, so.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Then you is that who it is? Yeah? Because I
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: just saw them and I didn't see anything. You know
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't Uh, still early in the sense I'm gonna say,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: must be earlier, because she's she's.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Definitely showing now, definitely showing now. But the last time
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: you saw her.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: No, okay, I was like not at all? All right? Cool?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great for them, spend time with them. It was
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: a good time.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I have redemption on the little diaper Yeah, yeah, because
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I got cheated out the last one, so I had
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: to give redemption.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Please explain, all right.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: So you know the little baby shower game where they
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: take a roll of tissue paper and you have to
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: put a diaper on somebody.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Essentially make a diaper out of just toilet paper, out
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: of toilet paper on a full sized human.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So the first time I did it, it
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: was me and Keanu at My Boys Pats. We had
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: the crowd vote, but you know, the people who was
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: having the baby had the final say, and because it
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: was Keenan, they purposely didn't pick keen vote.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: But you lost the electoral college, Keen with collusion. I
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: They didn't win because the people who won. Their diaper
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: was way better. It looked like an actual diaper made
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: out of toilet paper. The only problem was you had
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: to walk with it on, and as soon as the
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: dude started walking, it just kind of fell off.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I walked across the room and ain't nothing fall.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: But his diaper didn't look like his other niggas diaper.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I was fully covered. It didn't look the same like
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: when they won.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, it didn't look the same and I
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: was more functional. So who should have won? Form versus function?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Oh oh so so so we got the luxury ship
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: pretty much first.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: You know the great value. You saw the diaper I
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: did and it lost.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Everybody in the room said it lost.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody room got the fun out of here.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: That's that's a very intense baby shower.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Things happened very differently in Keene's head.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: That's that's I promise you that's what happened.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what was saying. Okay, but this time you
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: wont I won. I won.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Uh so yeah that was cool. But then on Sunday
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: we had our tail gate and uh it was a
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: good time. It was a good vibe, perfect weather, it
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: was did a couple of interviews other people. So those
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: clips have come out whenever.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Uh, he's working on that tomorrow. Oh beautiful nice. Uh cool.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't popped out, And I don't blame you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: to no, no, no, you know I can blame you
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: for for all the people that actually know two people
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: popped out. Two people can't mm hmm. Other than that,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: all the people that R. S v P said that
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: was coming more than.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: He's talking about to that weren't like with us more
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: than two who else at least.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: He talking about dominance. Boy ah, there me been on
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the pot. He don't count.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Been on the pot too, So you know she has
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I guess you talk about people that's not like not
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: in our immediate life.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the immediate media. So only two people popped out,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: nobody said, oh that's key, the only one that break
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: that ship out.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: From the pot ever that ship up that loves that
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: so much?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, he loves that ship so much. But yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: it's just it was fun. Nothing else interesting happened that there,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: so we can Yeah, nothing really is nothing surprising.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Nothing surprising surprising happened at all. Had more yellow shots
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: than I've had your shout out my homie to your homegirl. Yah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Without that pork rolled egg and cheese, I would have
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: been a cooked bub in that parking lot.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I may tell you.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: I literally texted, I say, my boy Lamont is starving
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: right now. He's the only one that has to eat.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Everybody else is all right, but he's on the verge
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: of passing now. She's not gonna bring over something. Thank you.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: What happens when you're exagger he inhaled that ship them
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: hot dogs?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: That should I have one that? I didn't have, no
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: ketchup mustard, nothing. I just had straight glick straight.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: That's the way straight. That's how you normally eat him. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: normally that's how you do it. For real.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: That's drylick. I'm going to take a dry grizzy that's
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: what you're doing. We had this conversation said, I'm not
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: a fan like I kind of grew out of catch up.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: And I don't like mustard, so sour c souid crowd relish,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: nigga puts some chili, give me. I'm not putting the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: beans on the front. That's a little that's a slapper.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Try it's five like the beans there, just swoon the beans.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's separate, but my dad don't grow hot dogs
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: without making a pot of beans.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: They there nothing. I don't need the main line the beans.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I just even we have beans and franks, so like
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: it's that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Same thing, just all all the factor thing.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I just feel like you're being greedy. Why that's not
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: grew that greedy?
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: If I would have it together on the plate, I
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: just put it together.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Would you call a chili dog greedy?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: A little bit? A little bit, it's a little bit.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: So you're doing a lot. Ya never add anything to
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: your sandwiches? How you you don't put anything on it? Though?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Whoa just I'm just talking talking about chili dogs taking
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: so like you've never.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Added like chips on like a turkey sandwich.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: No, what that's that's that's greedy. People do that all
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the time. I know they do. I feel like that's greed.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Putting chips on the sandwi, but you have chips already,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: eat the chips, bro. So it's greedy. If you let.
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: Me read this up like you know, it takes along farm.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Your fingers. Slow down, nigga, no, no, no, no, I'm.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Not doing this Chipotle in seven bites. That's bullshit because
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Chipotle Chipotle. Yeah, what about it?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: So you got hold, put it on, put it in
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and the burrito wrap around. That's fine. It's a burrito.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Well that was that was a bowl. What options do
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you have. It's a burrito. It's a bowl. I mean,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: So so you got the rice, you got the beans,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: you got the chicken, you got the that's a burrito.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That that's how it's made. That's just how it's made.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Like it's not like so you've never saw on your bowl.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: You don't spoon the stuff on your chips, like if
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: you have a bowl and chips, like you never take
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: the stuff on the bowl put on the chip.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Like eating chips and dip. Yes, no, I mean I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: had chips in there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I've never done that though I did that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That's greedy. It's just it's chips and dip.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: You took two things and you combine them in your book,
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: that is greedy.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: That's greedy. No, I feel like like, I feel like
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: if you put chips on the sandwich, that's just like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: what's the problem with you? You're putting your bowl on
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the chip? Greedy? Greedy? Why are you looking confused because
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you got a fork? Just I mean, you saw me
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: eating with the fort the whole.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Time, but sometimes you put it on chip too if
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I felt spicy.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Sometimes I just feel like that's a lot, but it's
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: not a lot. I've never I've literally never done that
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: ever in my life.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: I swear you do that one time, it'll change your life.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: It has a good texture, it's.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: A nice texture. Maybe you know what that's that's what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: it is. I don't want that, I guess I just
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: don't want that crunch when I'm eating a sandwich.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: So like you don't get lettuce on your sandwiches. That's
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: a different crunch.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Different crunch. Just a crunch is a crime.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: It's a different and that's your problem because there's there's
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: a difference.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between the crns and the crunch the texture.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Levels say all crunches are the same, saying lettuce is
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: as crunchy as a potato chip.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: You know that depending on if you stop to stop shopping.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: That's the way. This is what they talked about.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Literally on they said, Canon argues just to argue, No, no,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: they're catching on to you.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: They are, They're onto. You had to break that nigga down.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It's all.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It's just pure hate. No, he just hates a lot
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: of conversation. Yes, I was going off hate that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: That was the funniest comment quickly after the podcast. Yes,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I think had listen you have that was strict. That
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: was strict over for hate. I will agree, you do
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: have a lot of a lot of hate. I listened
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: to that ship. It was funny though.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: It's the funniest part is seeing the people that normally
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: are on your side and then when I can't when
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: your bullshit flips them, when you flip your loyalists with
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: your bullshit because it gives mean But then when I
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: when I see them, but.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Then it's usually people those are on YouTube.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I started off on the right path, but then I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: started spilling out so much bullshit that I divert from
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: my original time.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It's not true on the inside until you I be
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: on the right side until you make me say so.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I can't make you say what you believe it's the
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: right side.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: We pulled out your horseship, and then you go through.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: A common kazi of nonsense to defend the bullsh you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: We put a logical hole in your argument that with faith,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: which said logical hole, you go what it depends on
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: which part of the letters.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: If the letters?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not as stop it. Stopping this right here
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: doesn't count. I'm bullshitting on that. You're no, not at all,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: not at all. But the conversation about the waffle house,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: that's a legitimate argument. That's a legitimate argument.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I was just wrong. I don't even remember that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Every other nigga in this room, ninety percent of the
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: people in this room tell you told you that pancakes
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: and waffle house is not a thing.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, And I agree with you. I agreed with that,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: you can stop it. I agreed with that. I'm like, okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: my bad will have to do this. We don't because
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: he's about to start lying and say I was saying
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: that it wasn't I said that, Okay, I did not know,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: and that's that's all.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But y'all, how long did that take? Because y'all kept
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: going how long to take?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: As soon as you said that there's no pancakes that,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Waff doesn't make pancakes. That leading my next senses.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I could show you a clip. Okay, okay, show you
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: a clip.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: Someone who listened to it today. What was the original
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: point of that?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I honestly don't know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's just so we're talking about howtcakes and apparently hotcakes are.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're good. Apparently hotcakes are according to Mike the trash. Yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: because I might getting you a don't you're an adult?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Put this nigga onions on it?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: No cheese and cheese, cheese, I got cheese.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Niggas eating the stomach ache.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Eating the inside of the mischeonan man like Elsie eats
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: me from a bag, Everything.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: From a bag.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: What does the mcrip come from? Out of a bag?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Grib comes from. It's home. That's fresh grown, that's fresh.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Grown, ship somebody just grown McRib, somebody that's.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: A grass fed hog right now. It's not a hog,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it's just a McRib. It's just a mcgrib.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Its ribs walking around there's been processed at the slaughterhouse.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's a wagon pig each each big rib on tag grass.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: If you check the stick on the bottom of the rib,
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: it shows you the name of the cow and.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: The farm where it was raised, and what it was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: what its dying.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Was beef for pork, niggas. You said cow pig, it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: poor pig.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I think it's it is.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It is most definitely one hundred Oh, it's definitely pig.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: They're not doing beef. It's an amalcamation, not at all.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Some wild hogs that be shooting in Texas.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: You see them like video where they just be trappings,
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: sut the trap down.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what so many wild pigs around in Texas, Georgia,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Florida is bad, bro.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: You just you can just shoot them niggas between the
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: eyes and nobody's don't even blinking.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: It should be sucking watermelon fields. One of my farmers,
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: they got hunt for the bitches every night.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Got got fucking.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: What's the what's the biggest opp to the to the watermelons?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: The pigs, pigs and deer, pigs and deer. Yeah, like
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: things you can see besides like bacteria.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: But yeah, mm hmm, nothing mm hmm. See I don't
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. Now you're on the other side,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: it feels no. I just looked up the ingredients for
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a nig rib.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I don't want to know it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I said, it's a mcgrib pork or beef.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: It says the nig rib is a barbecue pork sandwich
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: made by McDonald's, and continues, boneless pork.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's boneless when you take the bones out, yes,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: and you grind it up and you put it into
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: a sp It's like when you have your boneless chicken nuggage.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: You're thinking it's not chicken sponge. The chicken took the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: bones out, the bitch.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Boneless pork shoulder. Was it the boneus part that got you?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Because it's just.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: There's other stuff on this, To be honest, boneless pork
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: shoulder multified with water, of course, water.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's most brown products.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: They got to ask them turn. But all those stings
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: are on his taco.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating pork from McDonald's. You're eating you're eating
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: fries from Taco Bell. Okay, that's we don't have to
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: go back there. He tasted them, that's fine, But that's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: a potato fried. That's a lot different than port.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen no Mexican niggas make fries. Never,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen him make fries all the time. What are
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you talking about? The makeyka.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, bigger planting chips, that's it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen I got curly fried for you. No, never,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: never in my life.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Where do you think is in the back of Beuos?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: What do you think of Pappa's Freaka? What do you
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: think is in the back of Bonos? They make fries
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: every day Mountain.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: They in the back of every restaurant you see Mexicans
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: make fries.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: Not Mexican restaurants, just Mexican nickas. Are those the mixus
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: mixus miggles the mggles niggas.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Then and the wiggles are the white correct?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Correct? Then we got jiggles? Okay?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Who okay, yummy yummy Cambodian anybody else want to talk about?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, well, I guess we can go on line
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: because we can end with Lamont's big trip.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Same thing though weekend not too crazy?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Actually I got to play big brother this weekend. Actually
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: be a good big brother. I got my brother, brought
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: him up to the house, had him chang out. I
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: got him Saturday. Uh, he hanged out and spend the night.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: I got to game share off him. That was pretty cool.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: So first person ever see game I stole.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I got.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: I got a few games off. I got a couple
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: of Telltale games. I got Horizons zero Dawn off from
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: Call of Duty Black Ops. I mean, I have no
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: intention of ever playing Call of Duty, but I got it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: But definitely gonna play that Horizons Aero doing uh the
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: West John Bedding West.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: It it's gonna fade on, fade out on you quick.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I do that. After I finished Ghost Sushima
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: a second time ship Becaushi Ghost Takashi six nine. So yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: did that. Then brought him to the tailgate, had fun there.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Got offered a je shot as well.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: As soon as he sat down, got off shot. He
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: got off her jail shot, and I'm like, no, he's fourteen, Mike,
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: can't do the big brother ga.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I honestly I tried to do the little big brother.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: He's a good kid. He's like, oh thank you, that's alcohol.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. He was like he was like I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: accidentally had wine before and it was so disgusting. Uh.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: Fair, I was like, fair, he's not there. Yeah, he'll
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: be there one day. Yeah, life hasn't hit him yet.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When you start all that ship is good, he'll
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: want to drink out that this girlfriend breaks up. Yeah,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: we have no worry. Why are you praying on his down?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Praying on it? Does he does? Oh wow? Yeah?
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm like, gonna break up with him because
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: the fucking fourteen that's what fourteen year old couples do.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: They break up, not all of them. All right, see
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing together? I know one fourteen year old
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: that's my cousin's cousins brother's Beth works with one. H
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: hhmm oh that's what one. If you can't give me
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: three more, I'll shut the fuck up three more.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Give me three more from fourteen till now.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yep, okay, we had While you do that, wellcome TOALC
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: continue with my week.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Because we won't be hearing from him. And that's the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: last time you heard it of the episode, David Michelle,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: we weren't fourteen.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: We were like fifteen.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: We were like junior as a senior.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: No, we were not, because I'm actually it was fourteen
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: because we was in the freshman the freshman building because
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: every time I passed up, like you're cheating on me
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: with Gabe.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: So actually that's fourteen. This nigga has been a hater
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: his whole life. No, starting man, there wasn't a freshman
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: building your freshman year, Yes.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, that was it was. We were the
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: year that they made it. The year they did that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we had to stay in that funky ass building
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: from one more year.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And we were all upset.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: They turned the middle school into the to the the
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: freshman building, so we all we was all hot, ship,
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Oh we're leaving, Like, no, you're not leaving.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Psych decade, psych, You're staying right here one more year.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: And they did. They opened up the new middle school.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we did seventh and eighth grade there and then
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: they turned that into the freshman building.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: We were the first freshman class.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and then they were building the middle school
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: and that at that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Time, I'm thinking, yeah, y'all never went to the new
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: middle school. No, that's what I was. My I was
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: seventh grade middle school. That makes sense. I had two years.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: So uh yeah he got a girlfriend, so yeah, I
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: was like, huh no, I raised him right, she has
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: he has a millenated queen. I was very nervous. I
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: thought he might fall into that trap.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: For now, the first one is always black. I'm about
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: to send him some Latina. I funny messed up his
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: algorithm a little bit. That's switching around, like what happened
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: to shamr.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Like she's gone, I got a stay.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm with Jocelyn now she's I'm with Yachters now.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yet all right, you're sending you Yeah?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: So yeah, did that? F from home?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: It's baby d still with her baby daddy. Oh no,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: because that was middle school. Oh my god, No, I
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: didn't know. I'm asking baby.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Baby d baby d then baby Daddy brother.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, did that. It was a good time.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: She was big as hell and he was my size exactly.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: That was crazy rode that pony Ship Okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just visualized those two were boxing a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: very different what a time. He was mad cool too.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I used to talk to Ship. He was a cool dude.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Ship that like he's been getting pushy. He was just
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: mad cool. He's been there before. She was just new.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm about to fuck he knew. He's
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like a big ass is a big ass was big.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Ship was massive.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: He said, Man, I didn't been around the block.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm about to make this ship work. A butt is a.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Butt, it's a big but yeah. So after that, I
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: didn't really do much. It really felt good to be
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: able to early not even that to uh well, I
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: did feel good to do that. But it like kind
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: of like be in a position where it's like, oh,
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: I can scoop my brother up and like get him
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: out of the house and like you.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Can hang out, hang out.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: It felt it felt like, oh, I really I'm an
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: adult adult like I could be. I'm able to do this.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: And he said he had a good time. He definitely
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: wants to come back. So I felt good.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: So yeah, m hmm, it's nice. I had a busy weekend.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I was running around like crazy. Uh Friday, I had
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: to do this wedding in Pennsylvania. Was in Honeybrook and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: were familiar in there. Homage people, well, Amige.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: Country you did. It wasn't Amor's wedding, they were they
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: were Jewish what out there in the country. They spent
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: a lot of money on this ship because they literally
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: had it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I was DJing. They had my boy Kate out. He
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: was the MC. They had a nigga playing the drums,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: shout out my boy Benny. And then they had a saxophonist,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: so we were all in the room at the same time.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Damn and Gerald.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: That's two. I guess that's that story. No, you needed
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: three more, you know. He said he'll do whatever if
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I name three, I name three?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I mean you were fourteen? Were we?
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: No?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: He got that?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm gonna keep thinking. I'm gonna keep
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: throwing names as we go through. That sounds like kind
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: of shut up.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm like, love does last sometimes.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this small fractionals but random.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: They might be the one or any of the people
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: you name black, No, not one, all right, well once
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: any of the dude one's a mixed breed, mixed.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Bring stop stop stop, we're naming people first of all, Okay.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: This wedding and the drummer and the saxophonist.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, who, no, no, no, I'm
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: talking to.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: You like no, but I'm talking like crazy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: You I gave people ethnicities in their first name. I'm sorry,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: my bag. I apologize the angels man.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. We can fucking google black Adrian. See
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: what pulls up. You don't want you don't want to
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: see what pulls up? I don't know.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: But if it was just a picture of her just
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: that crazy.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Now, now I gotta be like, hey, I might want
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: to do some search on yourself.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Are you in a podcast? Bad? Yeah?
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: So I had to do that wedding, and like I said,
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: they had all that shit going on in one room.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: At one point they bring everybody outside of like, oh
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: we got a surprise.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: These niggas had full blown fireworks, like professional, like the
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: fire department had to come just so they could put
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: these ships off.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. I felt like I was like at
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: an actual like Fourth of July.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: That's actually kind of tough.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It was tough.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: It was cool, but they spent no line for as
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: many fireworks as they had. There had to be at
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: least ten thousand dollars on just the fireworks.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Like well you said, m M.
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: Moving on plombing ahead.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: And after that had to do there and then Saturday
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: I had to do Lincoln Universities football game.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Good old home coming high No, so.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Homecoming was last who oh yeah, I'm there, I'm their
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: home I'm the home DJ for the whole season.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they got, they got, they got, they got fucked
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: dog walked, Yeah, they got, they got, they got fucked up.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, they were I don't even know. I left early.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: How did you leave early? In your DJ? I't have
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: a reason to playing music.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, anybody want to turn up when the man
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: wasn't trying to like it was like it was twenty
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: one and nothing at the end of the first quarter.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I mean they said, you know what you can, you
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: can cut this.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: This isn't getting any better.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: I know we're not gonna do this anymore, but I
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: have to say, anyone gonna name those cutting in the
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: Mars songs before.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for your name of the song.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, we got okay, no, we got.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: They not like us when they changed the tomatoes the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: bricks tomatoes are hard now, that was crazy. Yeah, so
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: they ended up getting blown the hell out. Left that early.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I actually left early because I had to do
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: a homecoming after.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: How early I left, I don't know. There might have
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: been six minutes left in the fourth quarter.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: Okay, game early enough to the point where I mean
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: usually I stay.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the final score. I don't even know.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't didn't want to.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: But when I left, whoever they were playing, I think
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: they're playing in Virginia Union. They had like fifty six
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: when I left in the backup. The starting quarterback hadn't
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: played in like a quarter and a half. So yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: it was crazy.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Then I left, I had to do like a high
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: school homecoming. That was fun. Oh that's what that was. Yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I did mable shade high.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Schools homecomers with white kids.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they they were That was fun. It
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: was turned up for that. And then yeah, Saturday er
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: of course, and then Sunday tailgate. It gave us fun.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: That traffic getting out of the stadium was crazy, but
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: a little bit that ship was a little.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Whild I mean that's I think it's because we were trying.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: To go Say, if you guys just trying to go home,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: you would have been fine, because yeah, I think I
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: was trying to hit them all because because it is everywhere,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell what the fun was going on now because.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Like where we were, uh, like that highway because they
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: had to split off, they had the people leaving them all,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: and then the highway.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: The highway, that shit was just moving. I was like
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: fuck bro, but people trying to leave them all. Yeah,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: that shit was backed up.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: I will say getting into there was a lot easier,
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: super easy, a lot easier organization.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: No, y'all don't care about football like we do, so
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: like y'all care about the other.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Ship, it's easier, but only because you had the parking past.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: That too, but Philadelphia's parking passes.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not the same. It's not the same.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: What's not The Sace Army didn't have a parking pass,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: and you saw how long it took for him to
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: get to us and.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Made him because he had dream.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where they have a past. I mean so again,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: met life isn't in the middle of a city.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: So and that past was not cheap, So I can't
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: expect all the people that want to but cheap cheap
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: it was two days before.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: But I guess if you like if I, if you
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: used to look now for the passes this Sunday, they're
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: like ten.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Bucks okay, yeah, and the later you buy it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: It definitely works because the Eagles game to that too.
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: If they're playing fucking Raiders.
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, free, they.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Paid you to come into Well, I guess I won't find.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Out definitely wrong, will not.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: It was fun.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, man too, well my week you know
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I've been away, Yeah, welcome back.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I'll regale.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: My adventures across the seas. So yeah, I went to
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: a cruise. Shout out to Norwegian not really though, because
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: he'll hear what happened. So yeah, I went over to Europe,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: flew into Venice, chilled there for a little bit, very
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: nice old city it was. It's interesting because there's like
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: the streets are so small. There's like no no cars,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: like they literally just used like boats, like the little
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: gondola boats or like the bigger like a bigger like.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Water taxi type boat.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: It's like the movies. Yeah, just like the movies. Like
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, this is is pretty dope. So yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: we did that and then we had to go to
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: the port, which was like two hours away. Had to
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: take a bus two hours away. It's raining this whole time,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: so start of the trip, the weather's kind of ass
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I can't lie, but I got some good picks out
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: of it, and I was like, okay, so we get
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: to we're trying to get to the port, get on
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: this boat at like let's say it's supposed to dock
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: at twelve.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: We're like, we'll get there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Our time is supposed to be like one thirty, get
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: on a boat, maybe like three. We pull up, pull
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: up to the port with our luggage, and the boat's
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: not even there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: What wait, what the.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Boat's not there. We pull up and the boat is
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: not there. But then there's like, oh wait, the boat's
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: actually backing in, like it's actively moving right now, like
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: they're trying to get I'm trying to park, just trying
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: to dock the boat, park the boat. So there's still
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: the cruise before us. They're still all them. I was
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: gonna take hours from then to get off exactly. And
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: then I was sorry that laman like before, like and
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: you still don't you have.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: To clean it?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Whence you get the people all you have to clean it, right,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I would imagine that's probably what takes hours. That's part
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: of the hours.
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: Yet normally when you get on you can't go to
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: your room for it, yeah, because by the time you
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: board the ship you normally can't go right right to
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: your room because yeah, it's some hours in between.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: So we come to find out that the cruise is actually.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: In the close friends, my man the cruise.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: The cruise before us was like five hours delayed, but
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: they didn't give any notice to anyone that like on
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: my cruise, that this delay was happening. And their excuse
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: was everyone will sleep. Wait what they said everyone was sleep?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Said I we couldn't. Everyone was sleep, So like nobody
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: man's the boat Like no, like everybody working in North
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: America whatever the communications department, they're like, everyone's sleep. The
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: whole comms department is sleep. Nobody is up to receiver.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: We can't send out this mass email everywhere. So if
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: someone was taking over the boat, nobody would know because
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: all com sleep.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Everybody's sleep. Man, everybody's sleep.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: They knocked out, What do you want me to say?
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, everybody's everybody's sleep. So yeah, we don't get
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: on the boat till probably like I don't, maybe like
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: six o'clock. Just standing there, people are angry in line.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Some fat white people started bum rushing the door, like, bro,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: you're not getting on the boat faster.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: If you just by standing in front of the door.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: By bum rushing this building, Like we still have to
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: go through all go up some stairs, wrap around like
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: all these damn checks, and like it was like a
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: maze get through there. And the Italians, obviously I can't
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: say that they handle pressure well. I saw there's a
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: lot of hand movements, a lot of like you know.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: What, just five, just just go.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much what the one in Americans, the one
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: who said I told you before that you could go
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: through both doors, and he said, and people to start
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: a bump rushing the other door.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Then the other lady comes out like and he's like,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: he's like, I'm dumb with.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: It's like the picture of the chef with the with
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the penne and the gun, the Italian chef.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: That's how he was feeling. I saw it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: But after that, after that we get on the boat,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: everything's fine. I was like, okay, we're finally on the boat.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: After our full day on the boat, It's like, okay,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: it's cool.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Wake up.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Brandy goes in the bathroom and she asked me, did
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I pee on the floor? And I'm I'm like, what,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sleeping in bed. What do you mean did I
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: pee on the floor? Why would I peel on the floor?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Like, he's gonna get a kick out of this. Yeah,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: got up. I just on the floor and went back
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: to bed, snuck snuck back in the bed.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, he's socks get wet?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait? Like, no, did you pee on
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: the floor?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: But I went and investigated, and behind the toilet was
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: a bunch of pea. So I was like, who peet
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: on the floor? That's a classic Who done it? Who
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: pissed on my little baby ship bathroom floor? So, come
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: to find out there was a clog in someone's toilet,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: because I guess they're all connected, because you know, it's
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: a it's a cruise, so there's a lot of a
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff going on that I don't know about.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: A lot of cruise plumbing. Who knows someone's toilet was clogged,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: messes up my toilet which was working fine before, and
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: now it's leaking in the back. I guess, like back
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: pumping piss onto the onto the floor. It smells ran sid.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what this is? Why don't go
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: on fucking cruises?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I just should have just stayed stayed in Italy.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, man, I can't.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: And then this crew is so bad. He chose he
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: was about to stick with outright racism.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Just basket it not even racism, but I forgot when
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: we got the pizza in Italy. I told you about
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: this already, but we got the pizza in Italy.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: This one he wasn't.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Even our waiter. It's the funniest part. One of the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: waiters there. He came up to me and was like
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: he already had a grid on his face.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: The bullshit.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: He was like, you know, you look like Craig David.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: But but he said Craig David off of Wish, And
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I said, ship, Okay, okay, wish Wish Craig Craig David
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: off of Edsy. Yes, you diet Craig David, Tam Craig David,
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Craig David, Craig Liz Craig. Damn, God, damn, I see that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: This is the type of trip I'm gonna have. Yep,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: that's how it went. And that's exactly how was the
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: rest of the trip. I mean, well, you know he
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: laughed at himself when he said that ship. Yeah he was.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: He was, I'm about to kill him. I'm about ruin
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: this niggas day. Never hear this one.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: He is, that's your first time over there, like in
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Italy and all that stuff.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, no, no, it's not.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I was there before I forgot, but yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so eventually a toilet got fixed.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Oh that's fine. We had to sleep in separate beds
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: one night, which was like, this is kind of whack.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you weren't like, thank god.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: No, it was a little twin bed like in college
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: the twin exit Excel, twin excel, so you got no,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: it wasn't even excel. Was just twin, just twin, just
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: twin a child. But other than that was cool. Got
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: to go to Croatia. Shout out to on my Croatians. Man,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: that was a beautiful place. The best place that I
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: saw on the trip, the burvnick Split Rieka. Yeah, those
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: were my Croatian places. Then we went to Montenegro Kotor,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: and then we went to Copper and then we hit
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: up a couple places in Greece.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Greece was Santerini and Mikinos.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh I haven't been to Sanserini.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it was SANTURNI wasn't it Santorini?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: So where are the boat docks? You got two options
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: to go up the hill because the boats are docking below.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Everything up is everything up the hill on the mountain.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: You got two really three options. Option one walking up
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: the steps, up these steps to get up the hill.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Option two taking a donkey up the steps. Option three
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: taking the cable car, which is like six year old, Fine,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: we can do that.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck took the donkey?
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: A lot of people.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: You can either walk up.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: You can either walk up the steps, bess up the steps.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: To walk up the steps and smell like shit correct
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: or people were doing it for the experience, for the plot.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we did that. We took the cable car
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: up and we're like, maybe.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe we could walk down. We'll probably take the cable
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: car back. So we get up there, take some nice pictures,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: get a nice meal. It was like it was actually
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: very nice sunset. I was like, oh, this is nice.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: This is the trip I come for, Like, yeah, this
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: is this is what it's about. This is what it's about.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Then we have to make our track or track back
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: to the boat.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: We get back the cable car line is like.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Got down the block like most on this boat. If
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: we wait, yeah, I was like, if we wait, they
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: might not wait for us. So it's like, I guess
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: we could try the steps. So I got a nice
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: little fit on. I'm like, ah, it shouldn't be too
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: bad because it's not even like they're stairs. It's like
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: long ass platforms, like winding down this mountain.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Bad part was the donkeys.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: There is ship everywhere they were walking. No, they're gone.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: They're like sleeping there wherever they are. But even though
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: that's the path they take, it's the same path. There's
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: there's no divide. It's just like, oh, you gotta watch out.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: There's some ship right there. There's some ship right there minefield.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: It's night.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Some parts aren't lit, some parts are watered because I
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: guess they have to spray the ship down. Now it's
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: wet rocks, walking on wet rocks, trying not to slip.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Almost fell. I slipped, caught myself. I was like, no,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not touching them. I'm not going if I do this.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I'm walking back shirtless and pantsless onto this boat. You
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: know what happened to your clothes?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Throw the clothes away?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just throwing off the cliff. I don't need
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: those anymore.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: These belong to grease man.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these are.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Grease donkey shit clothes.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: I wish you would have I know you told us
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: that you was going to Dubrovnick. But I wish I
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: would have remembered, because I h my Adam pan would
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: have fallen off my book bag. And it's still at
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: the top of that mound where we had that lunch.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't it be there. Who's gonna move it? Because
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: nature not like like elements, like it was like in
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: between like two rocks.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: So like literally I don't see how somebody could have
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: picked that up the next day an animal.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was off the side of the cliff.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: So unless somebody's walking on side that cliff, I think
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: that ship's probably still there. There's only one way, man,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Adams living in Dabrovnick right now, you gonna go back,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: only one way to I don't plan on it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I'm only here from one thing, like going back to
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: those places.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: M yeah, they're I don't need to go back. It
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: was cool to see, yeah, yeah, I'm good one time. Yeah,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: the set of Gaming Thrones and like all that.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: That was great.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Views, that was cool.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: There's one more thing that definitely pissed me off from
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: my trip. There was a magician on the ship.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Don't spoil it, Mike. There was a magician on the ship.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I was called on stage to be one of his
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: little helpers.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: For evidence of this, I think there is Oh my god,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I think someone who I was with has it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Someone who I share a bedrith she recorded this whole ordeal.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Please, I'm going to have to send her a friend record.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Please. So here's what happened. I'm called on stage.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: He's like, I need two strong guys blah blah blah
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: blah help out with this trick. And I'm like, uh,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: he points me out. I'm like, I guess I'm away
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: from home. Nobody here knows me. This is what we
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: get for sitting in the third row like dorks, and
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: I get called on stage. So it's like a trick
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: where we have to lift up this curtain for him
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: and then put it down, and he's supposed to like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: take some handcuffs off because we like checked his handcuffs
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: and do all that. So one of the times we
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: lower the curtain and he's wearing a curly wig, a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: black curly wig, and he's looking at me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: And I can already know.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I already know.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, you're about to say something. I know
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I know where this is going. And he did not
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: disappoint because he said, oh, oh look, we're hair twins,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: and I said I chuckled because I was like, man,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I can't get a break. I can't like this is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: how it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Is hair.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: This guy's stag.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, okay, and that he was on
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: my shit list for the rest of the cruise.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Just seeing it around, I'm like, give it this nigga,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: no head nods, nothing.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like trash and slightly racist.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can put on a fucking black any wig.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: And was like, yeah, I'm a monkey too.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You know what, Mike. He didn't say that, but I
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: guess I guess he might as well have said it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I guess he could have. He said, but I'm a
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: monkey too. I know, I know your game. Uh uh
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: this meekon nose.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess he identified me as a person
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: that's not not going to crash out and ruin the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: whole show.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: He was right because I didn't. Yeah, he look safe.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, man.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: You look safe. You're on a you're on a Norwegian crew.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's gonna happen.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Which what was it the Pearl? I think it was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: old old boat. Yeah, than it should be. They always do.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Like the old boats on them, like the European crew,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: old and small.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: But it shout out to my boy Franklin at the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Mohito bar. He was mixing it up. Many mohitos were
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: had one of the best parts. Shout out, damn man there,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: just listen up. Yeah, the little moheetles, unlimited drinks, coconut, passion, fruit, pineapple,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: we got it all.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: They just mix it up. Nigga, let me see.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give me all the flavors.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: That was a that was a good trip, good relaxation
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: times and all that nice.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, that's what it's all about.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Next time I traveled, I said it before, only direct flights,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: because the last two times I've come back from Europe
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: it's taken me literally twenty four hours from like doorstep
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: to doorstep.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: What happened? Wait? What did you do?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I mean well, I mean what were your connecting flights?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I had to go to Lisbon, had to lay over,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: then I had to come back here, drive down and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: that's it. Like it was really no delays. It's just
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: like that's the time. That's that's how long it takes.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: That's what happened last time too.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: We had a straight flight, right, yeah, we went h
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: yeah JFK to Greece. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had straight flight straight to Grease. Nice.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Oh and listeners at home question, if you're a cruise person,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: tell me why, because I just need to know because
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's really for me, but I think
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I see the appeal, but I feel like it's more
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: for like older people, or like middle aged people, or
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: large groups.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Like if you have large groups of people, lazy people.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, laziest people. You don't want to plan too much.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: You just have them playing lazy people.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I love a cruise. Yeah, me too. Why do you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: love a cruise? A cruise? It's it's just fun. Wait,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: you're not a foodie, are you? Depends what you mean
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: by foodie.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: You don't really enjoy foreign foods, you'd say.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: Yes, but like very basic like I'm not gonna I'm
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: picky in terms of like adding stuff, like I just
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: want very like plain stuff.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's like, that's give me the chicken.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want the mushroom. Okay, sauce never mind? Yea,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: yeah you.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I eat a variety of things extra
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: shiit so what you think.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: So why do you you know, why do you like cruises?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: Sorry, It's like I feel like it's multiple vacations in one,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: like you get to do like it's not just like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: I feel like you can get very bored out of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: it for like a week straight cruise.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It is like it's a different vacation. It's a different destination.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like, and I'm not
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: some big like ex serision. Like there's some stops where
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: I don't do excursions. There's one or two where I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: could off and do something, but other times you just
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: get off and chill. But yeah, I also like water though,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: so like just being on the boat is cool for me.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: I like sitting out on the boat watching like as
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: the cruise ship sails. Okay, yeah, that is fun.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Ye. I like water and beaches in general. So that's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: my thing. Going on a cruise whenever you want them down.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I've been on I've never been on one. I'ly been
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: on two. Been on a cruise. Yeah, stop you keep duckless, Mike.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in double I cruise, double digits cruises. You've
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: gone on double digit cruises? Why do you like cruises?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Keenan, Okay, so it's it's not I'm not gonna say
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: I like. Okay, I do like cruises. I do like cruises,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: but pretty much like you said, it's just it's a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: different destination essentially. So each spot you get a new
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: place and you're seeing the same thing over and over again.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: But what's your big dislike besides like the ship that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: went wrong, Like it's spoiler stuff, like all right, oh yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: that can that's not really.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: That's not supposed to happen. That's not That's not my
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: real dislike.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Right, So what's your dislikes about it?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: It's more like the time constraints, like we're gonna be
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: here for eight hours or ten hours, eight to three pm. Yes,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to do that. I like,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I want to be out at night. I want to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: be out.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: With the people. So there are some cruises that doc
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: in the space for like a few days.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Right, So that would be you would be a little
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: more proven.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Like that type of yeah, instead of like I don't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: want to wake up at seven am.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: On vacatory off the boat and just be back on
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: the boat.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: But that is not a vacation for me. I hate
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: that as well.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: I get that, but there's like, there's multiple cruises where
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: I just don't get off the boat some days, I said,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: but that's odd because I value my sleep too on
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: my trip. I'd rather stay out late on the boat
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: than get up at six am to go see fucking.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Chochki shop.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: And yeah, like sorry, I mean that's how the cruise
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: was the last one we went on, right, you don't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: have to get off the boat.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: It does well, well, you never have to get off
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: the boat. Like there are people that just cruise all
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: year round.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: So well, those people are fucking crazy.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Actually, it's actually cheaper cheaper than what so they uh
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: so there are some people that.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Instead of like what you're doing, it could be cheaper.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Instead of you having a rent, having all these different bills,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: you just pay the cruise, You have your meals, You're
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: not paying for any water, utilities or anything.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: I say, it's it can be as cheap, bads, seven
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: hundred dollars a person for a week cruise. Imagine your
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: expenses during the week or yeah, during the week, like
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: and if you put.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Them back to back to back, yeah, by.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: The time you play mortgage and cars, not living on
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: a fucking boat something.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Well, some people just hot boats, so like when they
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: dock on one spot, they hop on a different boat
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: that's going to a different place, different ships, so you're
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: not getting the same scenery scenery every day, and then
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: they just let it life that way.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you get to see the world.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: But people do that. People like like there's like a
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: retired real crew for like a year. They'll go on
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: a cruise straight for a.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Year, real gooners. That's just crazy as hell. I mean,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: you got ship keeping there, you retired, if you got
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: nothing else going for you drop everything. Yeah, everything go upside.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: But again it's something if if you're into it, Like
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: I like being on the boat, so.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I don't mind being on the boat. You just don't fuck.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah what I mean, Like the food ain't bad, like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: it depends with boat depends.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like I feel like it's your first Norwegian. No,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: it's a second. I don't like Norwegian. Why not? I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: don't know, It's not my thing.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: Out of the three big ones, I've only been on
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: one Norwegian and I will not go back unless that
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: like dire need like it's the only thing available.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with it.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: It's just I don't think it's as good as the
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: other two. Just what are the other two?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: So you got Norwegian Royal, crib and Carnival.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: Okay, so I've been on the most Carnival, but Worlald
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: Caribbean I think is the best. And that's like our
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: age and older. Yes, for sure, Carnival or family friendly
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: new for a whole thing. Not necessary family yet, Like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: there's you just clubs and all that ship. Because as
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: a family that's the better thing.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: But as an adult mm hmm lifestyle you're better off.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I think on Royal.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: The next line I want to go on is a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Virgin Voyage.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's kind of newer.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's that that's geared towards more and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: well it isn't adult only cruise, so kids are allot
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: on that boat trying to get freaky.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do baby. But like.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: But like I've just seen videos of the boats and like,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: like the rooms like them ships are beautiful and nice. Yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: it's it's really nice.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my room was kind of small. I mean I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: knew what I was getting into because we didn't have Yeah,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: we had one c day over the like ten days,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: so I knew I.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Wasn't gonna be there there.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: I made a bunch of stops and yeah, you go
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: to how many places did you go to? I mean
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: you had three three stops in Croatia.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three stops in Croatia, then one in Slovenia, one
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: mountain Negro in Greece.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: You have time anywhere you got to get to the
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: next place. Yeah, constantly moving.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which which port was it?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Where we were in between like the the two mountains
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: and like that was like where the.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Bridge was Katour Monsig. That was amazing.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: That was my favorite st and and then like as
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: we're leaving, like like they gotta make it back out,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: so like you just leaves just surrounded by nothing but
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: mountains until you get open to see that.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: That was good views.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: We went on a boat to a boat tour there
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: actually like a speed boat tour went through like some
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: World War two like submarine tunnels and like you would
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: have liked it if you like boat stuff. We saw
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Johnny Depp's house over in wherever we were, Montenegro.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some ship.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: Like just being out in the ocean and then like
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: seeing like random fucking islands and shipp and like ships
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: and habited like it's nuts.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I think that's it's cool. People
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: just living on the side of like, you know, something
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: free shit happened over there, so subgain it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that was it. We're now like an hour
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: and ten minutes.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Going through our weeks. But I have a question for y'all.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Oh God, So.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: This can either go left or it could be exactly
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: what I think is going to be. So I'm sitting
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: at work and I'm going through Instagram and a post
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: comes across where it says, you have a child who's
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: you know, in like the make Awate Foundation.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: What where? What are we doing?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Hold on? Hold on?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: You have a child that's like like they're trying, like
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: they're in the make aways where they're dying.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: They're not always dying, but yes, they're not always.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: They're not always dying, they're always they are literally always dying.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Sometimes some people in make a Ways actually do lift.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: They don't all die.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, I didn't say that, all right, but always
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: go for the minority question.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: So it was they're in this and their wishes for
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: some pussy can what come on?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Man? How orders this kid? Oh, let's say sixteen, Okay,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: get them masks. I'm getting them. I'm doing that.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: You're taking them to Columbia.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not getting those sixteen year olds of ass. Bro,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get us some cheeks. Your son his dying, wish,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: he's sixteen. When did you when did you lose your virginity?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Twelve twelve? I thought you no, you know, I thought.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: He said, he's that's going into Steen. He got the job.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I lost my dad.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: I really just want I just really want to get
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: some pussy.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, listen, it's like that, I love
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: some pussy before I go. But also it's like, I
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, he's going to die. He's going to die.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I believe everybody deserves at least one. Now, how am
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I getting that? Who are you getting that from? An adult?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: A prostitute?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Probably an adult?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: An adult. If you go to Columbia, maybe you can
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: find it.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: I know for I'll find it. Hello, hello, twenty seven
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: year old. Probably I'll find an eighteen nineteen year old.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I know that there is somebody out there that they
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: do this as a living. They get people that's on
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: hospits about to go.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if people of age, they don't do it for
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: sixteen year olds. This is satutory grape.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: It sounds very nasty.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Well, actually sixteen age of consent once we start, okay, Robert, no, no.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: So that's why I brought up because I said the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: same thing like if they're about sixteen, if now, if
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: they're below sixteen, I give them an Amazon linker said,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: pick your favorite to it, buy that for you.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's thrown off because it's your your child. What
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: if it was like a cousin, same shit. You know,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: I'm saying like if your kid might put you in
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: a weirder predicament that if it was like if it's.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: My cousin, I'm gonnaive some to you. We're trying to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: convince before we get to where do you stand on that?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: I say probably?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about your daughter? I say, I said, I
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: get him some. I said, I get him.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what I'm gonna do what I've
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: been doing our whole life.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Ask your mother. So here's the thing.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Because that that came up because it was three three
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: guys and one girls, one girl having this conversation and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: she was like, so what if it's your daughter, I'm
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: like she said that before she died.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: She wanted to lose a virginity.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: Sure, sure, in the interest of equal rights opportunities, maybe
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: not pure.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks Q, thank you, thanks qbb que and fit way
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Mary wanted to do she would be sullied. Thanks Chuku.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that that that turned into a very long conversation.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's because I feel like it might have
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: run off, would be whatever age it was when I
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: lost mine, which is fifteen.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: So that's what I do.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: But if they're going to literally going to die and
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: they want to experience that, I'm gonna find a little
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: eighteen year old nineteen year old too somewhere.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: Mike's running around the streets in Columbia. I need to
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: find the youngest prostitute out here right now.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: And I promise you I won't. I won't be running
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: all the fuck Signior. Be like the episode New Girl.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Hey, I need you guys, come with me because I
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: need to play with my son.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I know it's it's it's my man, This is my man.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: My man is nineteen, my man is about to die.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Suck him off.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you make it sound so.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Rough suck him off.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: Either way, it's crazy either way. This is not a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: crazy situation, Like, there's no way, it's not a.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Crazy I think it's he's about to.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Die, man, he's about to go home. So let me yeah, man,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: let me send him on his way, and then if
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: he dies in the middle of it, at least he
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: died with a smiler his fire.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: See that's all right, I know, cool, all right, this is.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he is not revealing this question before.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should have. We should have vetted his question
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: be some trash pass like what it was like? He
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: won't he won't know, won't hester and you won't know either.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: He got to test it up beforehand. What my get
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I can't he's hold on, So let me sample this.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Let me see, let me see what you got going
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Bring the next nineteen year old in there for what special? Yeah?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: What the fun too?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: For those those two two times money m not two
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: times money boo the bogo street walkers. Oh oh man,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah whatever, that's a that's a simple
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: one for me, real simple. But what else we got
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: going on here?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Well, we got our beat A brigade question of the week.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Hey dude, Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: And our question this week was if you had a
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: warning label, what would it say?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Some good ones?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Man, So I think we did this before, but do
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: you guys have any new answers for yourself?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: If you had a warning label, what would it say?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: If I didn't say laughs at everything? I don't think
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: it's still that well if I if I did say that,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Yeah, it's just after your pain, laughs
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: for your sorrows, life, laughter, your.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna laugh no matter what.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: Honestly, Warning will always make a joke, no matter this situation.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Fair enough, Warning struggles not to laugh in serious situations,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: So don't look at me if it's a serious situation
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: because I'm gonna laugh.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna laugh. It's gonna happen everything.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: That's like I didn't take your Grandma's got twelve. O.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm at the she got twelve what so you'll know
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: at the that is cool? Right?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: So this is like sometime last week the teacher asked
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: like in homeroom, like, hey, how was everybody's week?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: She asked this one.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Little boy, he was like, my week was good. This
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: is sixth grade, by the way, he's like, my week
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: was good. I did this, I did that, And then
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: my parents got into an argument. They were fighting, and
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: then my mom left, but she came back though. Now
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: the teachers like.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: What.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: And then my student this he he's bad as hell,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: but this nigga is so funny.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Bro. He just turns and looks at me. He's like.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Because it was funny though, because the kid who said
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: it is sitting to the right of him, so he
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: turned and I'm I'm on his left, So he turned
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: to me while the kid is behind him.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: He's just like I had to face the wall. I'm like,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. You know you can't laugh that encourage? Yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: like you got.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: And like the other kids in the class, obviously they
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 8: didn't think it was funny, like because they don't understand
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: what's going on twelve right, But the adults in the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 8: room and my student, my son was like, I'm like
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 8: what the one of the one of them, a girl
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 8: in the class, like what, Like it was bad, trouble
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: in the home, troubling Like what, yeah, those serious situations,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: but yeah, don't leave me.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Question of the week. Yeah, if you had a warning label,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: what would it say. One of my favorite ones was
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: shout out to whoever this was. They said maybe gang
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: or just Puerto Rican, same thing, same thing, shout out.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: He was like the yeah you saw that. I think
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: it was a Dominican baseball player dancing. And they were
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: like yeah. They were like, he's looking kind of zesty.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Likes.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: That good hit movement. Man like, no, that's just not
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: the same. This person just got straight to it. You
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: need to feed me, bro.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Mm hm, I guess all right.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: You could probably feed yourself.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: On your own. No, are you a cat? Are you
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: some type of hound?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: This?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: This woman definitely is sicko warning, will silently fart and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: wait for you to figure out who did it.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine, might do it all the time.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Sneak attack.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: Nah, this person's warning, sneaky case of theism, will not
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: get your joke.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: That's a good warning that.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: Morning, because I don't want to have to keep explaining
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: everything I said.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: He's gonna piss me off. Chris Rock should have had that, Yeah,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: he should have. Will Smith just smacked me. Yes he
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: did in your fucking mouth, bro.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how about you address the nigga that smashed you?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Hey, man when he did that.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: When that happened, that made me believe everything I saw.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: And everybody hates Chris. I'm like, oh, yeah, you definitely.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 7: You definitely got bullied a lot because you just got
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: slapped in the mouth and all you could do was.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: Bro my I don't mean to go back to this,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: but when it happened, my family swore that sh it
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: was fake, but I knew it was real because you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: could literally hear like Chris Mouse, Chris Rock's mouth was
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: still open and made that like.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Like a pop sound. I was like, that was very real.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: He slipped the funk out of his kna. God damn.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: He was like, Hey, what was going.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Will?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Your seats over there?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: That was a very tism response and just someone walking
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: up to you with malicious intent and malice. He's like,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: he's clearly here to congratulate me for the joke I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: made up on his wife.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Wow, Will is getting bigger.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: And so it's his hand. He was like, Wow, Will
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: was really Will really must have thought that was funny.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: He just gotta tell me to my face. Mm hmmm, coublana,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: He's gonna sw yeah, nigga, Yeah he did sure, dead pal,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh god, he just slapped the dog shout out.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: If you had a warning label, what would it say,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: certified hater who thrives off negativity?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: It yep, honestly, to be fair, to be fair, it's
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: the entire podcast. Yeah, depending on the subject matter, it's everybody. Well,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: everybody has some hate. Everybody has some hate.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of positive negativity, like I'm, you know,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: positively negative.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: But you with you, some things are negatively negative, like
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: with you the rock, you're negatively negative.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not even negatively negative. I'm positively positively negative.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: That's that's doctor spinning bullshit. He's doing negatively hate that.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even hate the rock. This was oversaturated. I
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: think you hate the rock. I don't hate the rock.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Dween Johnson. I think it's the rock walking in here
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: right now. You'd roll your eyes probably because what's he
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: doing here? How are you doing right now? Again? Was locked.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: He can't stay away from anything.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: This guy can nothing like you make this we this
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: our first day in here.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: It about himself.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I just came to congratulate you, guys. God I don't
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: need God. Damn it, Dwayne, I'm done. I'm done.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: Ship I'm sure if somebody put this one in here
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: for q mm hmmm, you'd hear I'm a flirt by
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Kelly playing.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: You like the song because you're calling or flirt?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: No, just because it's Kels there. Are you sure that's
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: not for you, that's not that's not song.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: I would pull out and sing it together.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: You yo, while we go all to a bar a
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: few weeks ago and this man just this went on
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: the Kels this playing spree.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: That's not true at a bar. Two songs at a bar.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: That's a spring the touch tone, so you know you
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: can do it?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're sick.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: You put Kelly on the speaker for.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Every for everybody, man with sick.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I was the youngest nigga in there.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: Yes he was, Yes, he was at least at that
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: you're just playing with the crowd. Wanted to hear the
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: table we was at. We was the youngest, is there?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: What did you play? Happy people? And I don't know edition?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: Maybe no, I ain't do ignition. I feel like you
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: did both the dance Jones. Did you step in the
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: name of Yeah, maybe definitely having people.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, you kept as safe as safe as you can
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: be with R Kelly. But I love you got to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: get over it. Sorry, you have the problem. He has
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: a problem.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: He ain't getting paid off. That so getting paid off.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be associated with it.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: No, none of that. We're doing more.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Have you got another one?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, this one is another one of the spectrum dangerous.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Might contain autism. We'll talk to you about World War two.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh you're almost a Republican.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is, that's just the same thing, pure autism.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: You're talking about model trains.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: That's a white guy in it.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: If he's really autistic.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, he's definitely why he has a fighter Jet
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: as I mean, as he loves the.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 7: World War Two my white That's a bit by Shane
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: Gillis too. If you get into World War two, you're
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: definitely on the alt right pipeline.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: You're closed. He has an amazing Trump uh impersonation.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: But you start quoting, you start doing that thirteen fifty
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: percent thing.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: The population, you know that bullshit? What has that to
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: do with World War Two? It's just it's just a pipeline.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: You go the Okay, if you're a fan of World
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: War Two, it's just inevitably you end up down there. Yeah,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: gatewe you start talking about U boats and fucking Normandy
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 7: and all that other bullsh.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: U boats specifically U boats. Okay, well you know they
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: could stay stay under under underwater for thirty days at
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: a time. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah whatever, great German craftsmanship.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: What can I say?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: You know what else the Germans got right? Huh mm
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: hmm Man we go.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Adidas, a Hugo Boss, the Suger Bars, German Mercedes, Benz,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Mercedes Benz, BMW, the Auto Mine. I was gonna say BMW,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: but I didn't want to sound wrong, so I just
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: know nothing, that's all right?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Huh yeah, I'm pretty sure he go Boston.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Like the the uniforms the soccer now, the Nazi uniforms.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: They were they were fitted up from having to by you.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: By like you wanted to eradicate the Jews.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Mike, what what?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: That's what they did. We can't eraise history where they
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 6: did that. By Hugo Boss, they did that. Don't ever forget.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: High quality, don't forget fabric for your genocide. They tried
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: to burn the evidence and fleet Argentina.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: They were accepted in Argentina. Do they were accepted?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like they said, oh, the more the merrier,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: don't if it's white, it's right, it's right, that's wild.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's accurate.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, and then we can, I guess, move
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: on to normal questions. Normal questions for he was what, yeah,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: questions back on this thing? This song is somehow still
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: number one, So I asked the question. This question is
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: from August. What's the song you genuinely what's the song
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: you genuinely cannot tolerate?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Mine? Is that bar song by Shaboozie. I don't like
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: that either. You don't like that? I like it a
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: lot more now.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: I have nothing this song. I'm like, okay, if it's
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: so on, it's.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Sure, but I like I listened to it more than
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: now than I've had. I'm good. It's not part of
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: my like. I don't hate it, but it's like, right,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: that's a banger.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: But what's the song you genuinely cannot tolerate?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: I have one.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: I have one too. I have to figure out the
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: name of God.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 8: So it's not that I don't like this song. I
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: don't know if I mentioned this before, but for whatever reason,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 8: whenever I have my Apple Music on shuffle, it always
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 8: plays at some point Sativa by Jena Aiko and I
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 8: don't know, Wait, why is that.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: The song with sweetly yes yes? Somehow that always happens always, Bro,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I disliked the song and it's still game. You don't
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: like that song?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 8: I know I do like this song, but my Apple
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 8: Music always plays it to the point where I don't
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 8: want to hear it anymore.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: I think certain artists have contracts where they push their
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: music because mine is fucking uh adorned by Miguel. Really,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of hearing it, Bro, I'm tired of hearing it.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: No that you would if every time you put your
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: music on shoved you. I don't only want creep. That
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: happens to me all the time too.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: You know what mine is fucking.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 7: Stick talk by future. It doesn't matter what the vibe
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 7: I'm setting in. I could be on a straight R
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: and V vibe and then it goes from Bobby ve to.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? First of all, I think it's it's
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: mainly Apple Music that pussy right now? What are you
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: doing Spotify? Spotify Spotif.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Miguel is that the artist they push, it's either fucking
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: adorn or uh.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe you start a lot of Miguel songs oh no,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like mcgil music like that. I'll be listening
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: to like Cleo Soul like it's just Apple Music.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: I'll be listening to Cleo Soul and then the next
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 6: song will be fucking Butterflies by Travis Scott.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what the I am I saying that? Have
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: a Butterflies by Michael Jackson. I'm not sorry, goose Bumps.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 7: What then am I listening to another future song?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: I'm that nigga.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 6: You Yeah, you can't trust Apple Music with the now,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 6: with the auto play auto play, it is terrible.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: But even when I do.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: The like we your station, I have like no future
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 7: songs start and it's like it's getting bad.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Like happened to me. Oh yeah, we were driving to
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: the tailgate.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 8: Tailgate, so I didn't know. I put on my Spotify
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 8: hip hop. I thought it was like a hip hop mix, right,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 8: but then I looked and happened to see that like
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 8: your hip hop mix. It was like twelve the baby
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 8: songs like back to.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: FA driving not even looking at were like, it's like,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: it's probably like this is the baby song long as
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: Ship like yo, because they all sound the same. It
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: was the baby and I'm like I don't listen to either. Yes,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Jac yes, you know how I feel every fucking timing.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Or love yours.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, no, no, no, no, I was just listening
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: to fucking Bobby v Why.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: Do you only listen to Bobby Vick? I mean, in
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: a perfect world.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I knew it was bad when I heard five
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 8: the Baby songs before I heard one rod Wave song.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: No wait, this is my whose account is? This? Is
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: this the Baby's account? Like?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: I literally it's literally says auto playing similar music I
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 8: picked just now Cleo Soul when I'm in your arms
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 8: A very slow song five songs down is DNA by
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 8: Kendrick Lamar. You know how bad that throws off my
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 8: vibe if I'm trying to vibe out to some melodic ship.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: It's literally a little goes Cleo Soul.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Snooze By says it every kind of way, give you
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: on Cleo Soul again, d n A N I got
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: I got, I gott I got I got ill that
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: how much that the vibe?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 7: Like, let's just say you got a slow vibe, right?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: You got you know, Cleo Soul. You you're not even
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: doing nothing sexual. You just with your lady, right, chilling, chilling,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 7: mac Macing.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: You know you're talking doing a little boot love, like
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I really feel like I really, you know, I really,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I really like it.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I got, I got, I got, I got nobody.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: I remember shaving Changwiches.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 7: I remember you need to shut the funk up, kiddy,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 7: God damn including me.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: It's like I love Ken Lamar, why right now now?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro music, get it together, Bro that
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: it is so bad. It's so bad. I'm never gonna
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: rely on that.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what a song actually hate or can't tolerate or whatever?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: Who denim m that ship is fair enough?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: That is horrible? Who was listening in the first place?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: It gets played? It gets played a lot, and it
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: played so much.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: At my job, I'm like, why why walking like the
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: growing up he did?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Then walking across the street while cars move a little
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: quick little job. But actually I'm I'm actually.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: But you know who?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: That song is fucking horrible to finished.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: I never heard think of a song like off the
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: top of my head is like that. I hate it.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Like when it comes on, it's like a guttural reactions. Yeah,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: song that I hate.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: Look up the quick bill word hot one hundred.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Let me probably something J Cole. I'm not trying to
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: be a hater. Trying to be a hater, man, what
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: what was all? No, there's definitely a song that I
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: absolutely hate m anything, probably scream O. I mean that even.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: I was literally, yeah, I was literally watching the dude
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: today do that.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: That's just impressive with me. I don't mind.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: I don't mind it.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 7: It's impressed to see not to fucking here. There's definitely
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: y'all see that one TikTok where like they're like at
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 7: a concert and it's like one of those scream of concerts.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: He's like, and it's too black, like the.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: Security song about shooting blood.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Looks like we get into from what the fun?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: No, thank you nigga.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: He was like, yo, bro, I thought you said that
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: this was gonna be easy over time.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: I thought you said it was gonna be chill. Yeah.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I thought this was a chill viber doing here. No,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I said they're gonna sing about killing.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Sing about killing, not chilling.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Wrong, I in.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all right. I can't even think I'm sure
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: that this one I hate. I don't know.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: Next question, if.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: You guys were Looney Tunes characters, which ones would you
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: all be wow Looney Tunes character Bugs, I feel like
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: bugs Buggy was l what's so funny?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: All right, Mike, I want you to break down everybody's
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: loaning toune character. What are you thinking? What is so funny?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Okay? Getting your bag might go for you? All right?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 7: So I can't put no. I feel like you know
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 7: what funny? I feel like Elsie would be Speedy in
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 7: Zales for some reason, because he's small and brown.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: And a little fast.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: He's he's always moving. He don't sit down.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: He's always on the movie. He doesn't sit down.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: He's always like yeah, Lamont he strikes you, strike me more.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: I would say a bucks Okay, I was gonna say
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: Marvin the Marshall. I was gonna say, Marvin the Marshall, Yes, you.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: Have stolen the space module.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: All No, now, Keenan Keenan's work gets fun.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: Keen Keenan is a mix of Sylvester No. No, he
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: could be Keenan. He could be Daffy Duck.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: He's absolutely without could be also could be Porky Pig.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: Why can I be porky pick Uh?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: I don't have study like that. Yeahs just.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 13: Me.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: I can tell that that that he's gonna have all
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: the energy for me.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm sitting here like I'm working. Don't touch me,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: get off out of here. Absolutely me. I don't know, Probably,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you think of me?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Mature between Yosemity Sam and Elmer Fudd, the.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Evil alien who locked up Michael Jordan's out do the Lebron.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: You always lose, like you always, you always lose. Not
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: much be changed from normal. You'll sign autographs all that
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: ship you you hockeyr shitty sneakers m okay. I said, yeah,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: that sounds good.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Q's definitely Longhorn for Longhorn.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, I said, a boy, h m hmm,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: that's him. Those those tweets were the best thing. When
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: why why unlocked the Sharon Gone boy Folk and lake
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Horn and dragon ball Z, I said, boy, what you're
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: going man?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: Man challenge the prince of all sayings, ball boy, you're
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: not strong enough.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: You're not strong enough that boys by the stick as
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: a fucking paper stack. Boys about as sharp as a
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: wall as a cucumber.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: Melody the sharp as a marble.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: More.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: I said to the boy, why would you come here and
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: you only got one sentu goco?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 7: Why would you give sell a sensu be knowing that
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 7: took all this time to fight him.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Your son's not strong enough. He's too He's just a
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: boy by that there cacade.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: That there caca about as sharp as a motherfucking basketball.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: I too, I could do that all any any anime
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: an money? Yeah, who knew?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: I said, boy?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Why would you let sauser ke leave the village like
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: the saucer k sock sas ok.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Alright?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: Next question, Hey guys, I'm a twenty one year old
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: black man, and I have a question. I recently, very
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: recently starting to eat pussy and want to know how
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: it should taste.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: How it should should taste varies with the vagina.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: How does it taste?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: You wish you were telling me what he's tasting. So,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: I mean it tastes like homemade rice a roni.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: It tastes like the negative side of a back of
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: that neat.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: You definitely gotta have a little little You.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 13: Never looked too many stamps, No, too many, but that
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 13: was one too many stamps?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Last one. It's crazy. You never look a new envelope.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: Are you saying this is what it should taste? Like, no,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just like it, like, is this normal? There's nearly
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: no way to describe it. It just tastes like what it is. No,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: that's a way to describe it. Now, there's a there's
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: a definitely little twin. There's a twain. There's a twin
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: to it. It tastes as expected. It tastes like what it.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 7: Tastes like, skin and flosh would taste not too far from.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: That, getting flesh with a wet area whatever.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: Some juices in it. Yeah, that's it a nice a
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: little flesh pocket.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 11: Now, if it shouldn't be too sour, if you go,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 11: if it hurts, if it's like if it stings your
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 11: mouth like battery acid, yea god, somebody's gotta wash something exactly.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: Stings your mouth like, yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 7: From experience, If you come out of it after like three, yeah,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 7: you have a problem.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: If you can't even like get through it. Yeah, you gotta.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: If your tongue goes numb.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: If you need a palate cleanser, like you gotta have
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: a bottle of water.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: She got a pineapple and the puss you never got
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: the ensigns. Yes, eating your tongue from the outside in.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you eating her out. Her pussy's eating her out,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 12: You eating you? She got the venus flat trap for real.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: It's flesh, yeah, the good way. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. M.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this question got asked, but it
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: was specifically for Keenan. Keenan Keanu dunks on you in
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: a one on one game of basketball for game point?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: Do you let anyone know?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: Because one, I wouldn't let her dunk on me.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, but when she does, if say she does, say
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: she does, nobody will ever find out why?
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm posting that on Facebook. Yeah, put that on
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: my close friends on Instagram. I gotta let people and
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: I got dunked on you be proud of her. I've
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: been dunked on two times in my life, and I
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: and reluctantly. If you know me, you'll know that story
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: of the two times I've been dumped on.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: Other than that, No, was the one time in practice.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: One time was in the game.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: Sophomore year we were playing. No, that wasn't city, that
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: was a West Tach.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: I still think about when.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Pat scored on the wrong basket and it was hype
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: and then ran down.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: The city.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 8: Thankfully it was just JV. And then freshman no q,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 8: he did the fucking sul was your coach? What the
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 8: fuck did he say to him?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: He couldn't said much because Dane did it the exact
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: same next year, exact same next year.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: That's that's crazy.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: But first he did do it. First he walked so
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: he can run later because we're two years behind you.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: But how did how did yeah?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Off the tip off?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 7: So no, this is this is like so situation where
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 7: the ball goes out of bounds and like.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: There No, Keenan explained, because we scored, we scored and
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: were pressing. Yeah, he's at the top of the press
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: still was the inbound No, they know, no, they scored.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 8: They scored, Yes, they scored, but we like it was like, yeah,
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 8: we were like in transition defense, they scored, they're pressing us.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, they ended up leaving Pat wide open.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 6: He's so open that I inbounded the ball to him
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 6: and he just lays it up right under them like
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 6: at the basket.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did that. So he thought it was.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 8: Based one out bounds when it's really you're trying to go.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: You're trying to we're going, we're trying to go that way.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: He scored in the back he did he did one
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: of the johnts. It was a nigga next to him.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: He did one of those.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 7: So he really thought he was like body and ship.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 7: And then he laid it and it was like.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: I was like I I yeah, definitely a little bit.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: Hen did it and and we we all looked at
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: him because I don't want to keep making for Also, Oh,
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: that a.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: Whole different game. That's a whole different game where he
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: was at the free throw line and the crowd. No,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: that was the scene.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: That was a different game.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: It was against No, that's crazy. I remember it was
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: the same fucking game. I remember seeing that.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: Lie that was the same game. No, I must have
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: missed that. Okay, what happened? So this time his brother
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: had came. He was like, yeah, go ahead Pad. He
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: was like, I got you boy. He was at the
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: free throw line.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: Nigga clank he air bowl, airball, go ahead, Pat my
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: man doing his his little team drive, Go ahead Pat.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: Same game before the cat salute there was Pat.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: I believe, I know. I think that was two different games,
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: cause I think that was Pemperton Cat. Kevi on stage, Oh,
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: Kevin on stage and Pat are the same person. I
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: believe they're the same person. We have this conversation all
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, I don't believe that Kevil stage is
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: the singing person.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: I can agree with that. We'll get Kevil on stagelf.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: None of you ever known me in the basketball fair enough.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: I expect to protect your honor. Hmmm or whatever. You
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: know what.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: We got one more, I think, and this is kind
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: of a long one, So go out with a bang
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: maybe hopefully.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: But a cup.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: What's good, guys, So I'll get right into it. Me
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: twenty two and a beautiful young lady twenty have been
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: dating for the past two to three months and everything
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: has been great, he said, granted like the rock. Not granted.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: I understand it may be a honeymoon phase. However, I
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: have yet to find any itch or problem with her
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: up until this point, which usually hasn't been the case
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: with previous lovers. Well, the other day she said she
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: wanted to talk about things, so I went over to talk.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: She was acting straight, and I had to poke her
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: or had to poke at her to get her to
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: say what was wrong.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: She basically no. She basically said that God. She basically
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: said that God told her to break up with me. Understandably,
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: I was shook it. I told her I can't compete
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: with that. My mind is going insane right now, thinking
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: either she's lying to get out of it, she was
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: cheating and putting the blame on God, or she truly
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: believes God told her that the asshole and me wanted
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: to ask you sure it wasn't the devil. However, I
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: just went through with the breakup. So basically my question
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: is how the fuck do I get out of this slump?
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: Because I truly felt she was the one? Like, I
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: can't even cry right now because I'm more confused and
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: sad met her through or met her family even extended
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: Damn old Lord, what last two to three months?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: Damn? Okay?
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: And it's been traveling different places with her truth, So
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: it doesn't make any sense as to why this happened
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: so sudden. Thanks God's much love. Been supporter since twenty twenty.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: It's amazing to see where you'all gotten up. No, damn,
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: what's the date on that August?
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: Damn? Uh? Hopefully you stay here with us.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: I say, I wasn't saying it like that, wasn't saying
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: it like that at all.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: As I was saying, but well, since it's been so long,
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: how about we asked him to send an update.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because at this point, there's no.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 7: Way he's sending an updated absolute update. Probably didn't mess
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 7: with a new chick. By now it's October. You got
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 7: through that.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: They could be back together, bro, but god could have
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: I do have some questions.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 7: Why are you meeting her whole family? You don't even
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 7: been dating the ship two three months?
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 6: He said, within the past two three months that he
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 6: met he met the immediate family.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that still seems good. That's fast. No, well, no,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: he said, but he said they were dating for two
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: to three months.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been dating for the best two to three.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: Months, So I mean it's been two to three months.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: I assume that's what he meant.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 8: I thought might say to you, is you're looking at
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 8: it as a wise adult person, think about some young,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 8: dumb kid in love.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I still didn't meet anyone's family.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. My man move quick. The younger you are,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: the quicker that happens. I guess.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: Imagine you have like a girlfriend in high school. You
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: gotta yeah, because they facilitate the.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: Meetings and quicker that I was young before.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 8: I'm about say it because it's oposite the next person
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 8: of the date.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: They not meet my mom until we getting married.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you get the what you're saying, because, by
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: the way, I have a wife.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 7: You know how many how many you know, I mean
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 7: chicks My fucking grandmother just casually met to go before
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 7: I fingered them in the back.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 8: Room eighteen nineteen twenty, Like that is a that is
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 8: way more of a thing.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: Wow, get to thirty.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: Wow, how many chicks did did you meet?
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: I would say how many? Put your center cam on.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 7: Listen my mayby know about my past, I'll say about
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 7: I'll say she's met.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: Like foe.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, could be worse fold ladies, Okay, I can say
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: all right a full yeah.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: But spirit fingers over here, Yeah, you gotta do like,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: huh those are oh these.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: Do we have any answers for this.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame? Finger Propper? No, man, Well, just.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: To answer it, finger Propper, show stopper, you're me. Just
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: take time to yourself. Yeah, that's always in. Yeah, honestly
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: focus on yourself and improvement the next time.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 7: Slow down, because I feel like y'all went so hard
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 7: so fast.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: She got scared.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 7: You might yet, you might have scared her. But I
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 7: don't want to put this on you, but that is possible.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't consider that.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because when you're saying things like I think she
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 7: was the one.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 8: But if he conveyed that to her at imagine a
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 8: twenty year old girl at two to three months, Yeah.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: Like now, yeah, it's a strong possibility. Might scare off. Bro,
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: he might have scared off. I don't know. I don't
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: know was the one, Nigga, I don't even know you.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: You're the one? What the one? What? I chucked your
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: dick twice? I didn even save you in the context. Still,
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I haven't even saved your numbers. Crazy. They
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: still talk on snapchat. I don't know she she took
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: him the matter. Fucking family and extended family said they
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: went on trips. Now, yeah, trips, trips maybe trips to
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: the grocery.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they probably went to like the shore ice cream
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: grocery store trips.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and again, yeah, give us update.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: You might have to, Yeah, bive a voicemail, please leave
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: maybe not a voicemail.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: We need all the details us an update of some sort.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because now I got this whole scenario that
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 7: he's just coming off super strong, then the whole I
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 7: met your family, like he probably just showed up at
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 7: the house one day, like what.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: We're thinking of the worst possible scenario, literally that that
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: opened up the possibilities, like and then she ran up
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: no one as you ran off Greek.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to say that to our listener.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: You you just did, did I don't think you're Greek?
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: But I hope this is not how it went down. Please,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: please just hope this is how it went down. But
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 7: It's just something about the saying things like she I
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 7: thought she was the one. I'm so numb, I can't
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 7: even cry, and you've only been with her for two
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 7: three months. I hate hate maund like a big mean
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 7: making him sound like a bit I'm so he said,
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 7: I can't cry, You can't cry.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: He's confused, not number.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: I can't cry, nigga. Let your shack up, nigga, get
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: into some of these bitches. You're twenty two that canna
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: help them. Man, that's not because this is tough love, nigga.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 1: This is how niggas had there like Gucci third Leg
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: just another I'm just.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: Out here, fucking you don't gotta be fucking you just
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: gotta get out in the mix, like you're twenty two
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: of the world is your oyster, bro? You young, Get
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: out there, Bro, That's that's how you get out the slump.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 7: How you get out the slump? How the shooters in
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 7: the slump, how they get out of slump? They keep
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 7: fucking shooting.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: No, go take a lamp. Yeah, get some easy shots.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: Easy shots. I'm sorry, you don't What I'm saying is
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: you don't go sit on the bench. This is this
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 1: is I don't know, I don't know good advice. How
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: is that good advice? It's advice, it's advice. That's not
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 1: good advice for a twenty two year old. Go fucking slept, bro.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: I didn nobody said have sex with anybody. You're not
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: define easy shot?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 7: Then easy shot is like I don't even say easy
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, get out there and make more connections
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 7: with other people.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: Like this is not the end all be all.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: Just dust yourself off, and even if you're not, even
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: if you can still be.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 7: Sad about it, you absolutely will because it will take time.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 7: No matter how long I think you've been with this person.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 7: If you build a connection with someone or perceived connection
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 7: with somebody, it's gonna take some time for that to
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: wear off. But what you can't do is sit in
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 7: loneliness and wallowing it and let it consume you. Grieve,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 7: but move on grief, but do other things.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: And kind of you lost your fantasy. Lamar Jackson had
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: five touchdowns. He did have my touchdowns team. He's the MVP.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: I think I took my first other this week too.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: That sounded crazy wild, Yeah yeah, but yeah, bro, I listen,
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: you're young, bro, get back in there. And I'm not
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: saying get back in there is like have meaningless sex.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: That's not the way to like grieve it. Allow yourself
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: to feel it.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 7: Don't just don't try to understand why, because you'll drive
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 7: yourself crazy trying to understand.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: Just take it for what it is. Grief through it.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 7: Then hit, hit, hit the streets, hit the layup, line
• 1:57:42
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• 1:57:47
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean. At the end of the day,
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes it can get a little strange, like in that
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  Speaker 1: Mm hm. They greeted me, need me like I was
• 2:00:01
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  Speaker 1: get his lines out? They was cheering.
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  Speaker 7: I love that they're just cheering to sit there and
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 7: some niggas they'll just hand it up and like didn't
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  Speaker 1: I'm like starring Coolio as the mail man.
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  Speaker 2: A damn yeah, but all right, well we will see
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  Speaker 2: y'all next week, same time, same place.
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  Speaker 14: Ricky ten I wouldn't even give them a music stop
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  Speaker 14: bye bye, crazy Asian.
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  Speaker 1: It was a crazy crazy I guarantee you that's a
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  Speaker 1: that's a good cop. That's a concept I can get.
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  Speaker 2: That has been my timeline TODAYA Oh no, you're not
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  Speaker 2: allowed to.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've never had
• 2:01:16
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• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: By what