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148. Lightyear (2022) · Inside Quotes

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  This movie was
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  to where it doesn't
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  matter anymore.
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  it was too confusing. Like you think a kid
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  Yeah.
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  you think Andy understood any of that that was happening?
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  I
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  No.
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  don't think I understood it.
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  Hello and welcome back to Inside Quotes,
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  the show where my brother and I rewatch,
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  review, and relive the staples of our childhood.
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  This is episode 148, and I'm your host Jeremy.
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  And with me today is my older brother Jonathan.
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  Jonathan, welcome back to the show.
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  Quack, everybody. It's great to be back here on Inside Quotes.
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  And I just have to announce here,
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  we've got our first sponsor here,
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  Cowboy Crunchies. ~ Yeah,
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  What? This is a cowboy crunchies production?
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  yeah, sponsored by Cowboy Crunchies.
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  This episode of ~ Inside Quotes.
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  No, this here is a present that Jeremy got me.
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  for those that are listening, yep.
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  Me, your brother. ~ okay.
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  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  You'll have to check us out on YouTube,
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  but
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  We we made a McKay's trip recently.
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  A little cool, like movie used movies bookstore,
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  and
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  Huge. It's the best place ever.
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  and we found this Toy Story Two Disney store lithograph here.
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  And it's got it's got Woody, Jesse,
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  Yeah.
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  Bullseye
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  sitting down watching Woody's Roundup.
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  And I've I've already got a frame for it.
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  I haven't hung it up yet. But ~ this was a gift from
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  That's awesome. Arguably one
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  of my favorite frames
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  of the whole movie. Like that's
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  Yeah, it's so great.
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  such a good one.
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  So I just wanted to to show that off on the podcast,
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  maybe hang it up here at some point,
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  but
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  Well, I've got a gift too, but it's not necessarily it's not from you,
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  but it's not necessarily even Toy Story related other than that it's purple.
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  But I got a purple toolbox,
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  miniature toolbox,
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  Mm.
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  from my brother in law, who I was a groomsman in his wedding
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  Mm. Mm-hmm.
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  recently. ~ and he got everybody tiny toolboxes and he like
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  Y'all can go back and get any color you want.
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  And ~ they had just came out with a purple one,
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  so I thought having a a nice purple toolbox would go really cool
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  on this set.
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  Yeah, that's awesome.
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  Not as good as the one I got you,
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  but I'm not trying to brag. But
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Anyways, Jonathan Infinity Awaits.
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  'Cause this week we are talking about the one Disney owned movie franchise where
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  the protagonist played by Chris Evans plays an older soldier who somehow lives
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  for over a hundred years and yet is still in his prime,
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  frozen in time.
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  I think I know where you're going with this.
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  Tell me Yup Same exact character.
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  Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four.
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  Same character, right?
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  Yep.
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  Wasn't Disney at the same time.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  But yeah, that there's a lot of similarities between here and that.
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  There is. I I noticed another one ~
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  Okay.
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  to that. Are we just going straight for that?
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  You know? We're we're we're
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  Do it, I guess.
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  gonna be talking, just to give the the listeners a little little roadmap
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  for where we're going. We we are gonna talk about Toy Story spin off,
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  ~ shorts, specials, things
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  Yes.
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  like that, which will include ~ the two two thousand twenty
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  two film Lightyear starring Chris Evans.
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  that will be our Yeah. Yes,
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  And we will be putting that one to the test,
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  right? Yeah.
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  the
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  IQ test segment.
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  ~ but while we're going out of order,
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  might as well just get our thoughts.
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  I just watched this movie. I just finished watching it.
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  Yeah.
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  I didn't
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  see this in theaters. ~
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  Yeah.
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  but I did notice I one thing I thought about as far as Captain America connections
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  with Chris Evans is I I thought 'cause there was the character that
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  was like his partner, that like she grew and got old,
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  but then like he partnered up with like the granddaughter.
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  Right.
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  And I felt like didn't that happen in Captain America too?
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  Like like
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  Peggy Carter got old and then he like teamed up with h her niece in civil
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  war or something like that. Like
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  Yeah.
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  it so it was like another another connection I noticed.
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  I wasn't confident enough to bring that one up,
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  but yeah, that makes sense. Yeah,
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  that's crazy.
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  And then he becomes an old, you know,
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  just like you're saying. Yeah.
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  Spoilers
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  Yeah.
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  for endgame.
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  This is like Marvel. This just came out this came
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  out after Endgame, so they can't hide.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.
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  So I don't
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  know. Choice. But this does answer the question,
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  like, if I wanted to see a Marvel movie be Pixar.
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  It's like if you
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  made it with AI. Like he typed in,
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  ~ make this Captain America but like as Buzz Lightyear.
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  Maybe that's a good thing. People love this movie,
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  I've heard.
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  Maybe. We'll we'll put it
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  to the test. Yeah.
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  We'll put it to the test. We'll see how that is.
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  But yeah.
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  let's go ahead and do our fantasy box office updates though.
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  ~ because there's been some there's been some s some shifts.
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  Alright. How has Toy Story Five been doing,
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  pal? Okay.
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  Toy Story Five has done well. You're you're in the you're in the green on that one.
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  A
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  So here's our our league. Jeremy's actually in the league lead right
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  now with eighty nine point six million.
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  Toy
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  Let's go.
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  Story Five, ~ it's made a profit of a hundred and sixty million at this point.
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  It's almost at eight hundred million gross,
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  so that's good.
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  Not quite a billion
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  ~
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  yet.
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  But here's here's what has tanked me so far is Moana opened up this weekend.
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  Yeah.
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  And I mean, it just came out, so there's like no numbers on this.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  So right
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  now I'm like negative six hundred million because of Moana.
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  Please nobody go out and see Moana.
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  You've already seen it and it's better.
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  So ~
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  my my minions has has gotten a little bit of a eleven million profit.
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  That's good. That's good. ~
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  Okay. Not bad, not bad.
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  I yeah, I don't think I've had great picks 'cause Supergirl,
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  that was kind of a flop also. ~
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  I kinda flopped, yeah. Mm-hmm.
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  so I mean really obsession is the one that has been driving all of my
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  Yeah.
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  profitability anyway.
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  I think you'll get some in them with the Odyssey and
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  Yeah, hoping so.
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  Spider Man.
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  But you've actually had a few a few good p picks here,
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  like profit wise.
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  How's Young Washington
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  doing since that came out? No.
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  I saw that movie, did I tell you?
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  I I saw it.
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  Was
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  it good?
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  It was okay. Like I I
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  Yeah.
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  was entertained by it and I enjoyed it.
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  It's not a great movie. ~ but if you just wanna see some some young Washington
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  ~ patriotic propaganda,
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  this is this is for you.
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  Hey, on the two hundred fiftieth?
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  I learned something. I didn't know much about like the
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  Really?
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  early yo ~ George Washington life,
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  so yeah.
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  I actually watched
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  a documentary about him recently.
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  I guess gearing up for if I were to ever see this show.
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  But ~ but yeah.
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  I heard they were giving out free tickets so on July fourth.
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  Like if you went on July
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  'Cause it's it's an angel yeah.
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  fourth, you could see it for free.
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  Which I feel like that changes the
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  authenticity of the box office profits.
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  Well, so
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  yes and no. They're it's an Angel Studios thing,
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  so they're doing this thing where if you go see it and you enjoyed it,
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  pay it forward to someone else kind of thing.
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  Yeah.
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  So I don't know how all that works.
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  it's actually done like it was a apparently it was a twenty million budget.
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  It's made twenty six, but it has to do like a little bit more,
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  you know, to to really make back the marketing costs.
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  So But I've already saw they've already they've greenlit it.
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  sequel, you know. It's George Washington seventeen seventeen seventy six,
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  so
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  Okay.
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  yeah.
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  Young Washington, middle aged Washington,
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  Big Bang Theory. Then they'll do a side
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  Mm-hmm. But everyone
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  of Georgie and Martha.
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  Yeah, it's it wasn't terrible.
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  The acting wasn't like that great,
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  but it did have some big names in it,
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  like Andy Circus
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  Yeah.
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  was in it, Kelsey Grammar showed up,
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  Ben Kingsley. Ben Kingsley was in it.
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  Yeah, I saw him in the trailer for it,
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  So yeah.
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  so Hey, I'll see any
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  presidential movie.
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  Yeah, I mean if you're I know you're you love that kind of history anyway,
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  so I think you would enjoy it at least.
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  I don't know how accurate it is,
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  but
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  So I'm finally in the lead.
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  Yeah. But yeah.
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  Right, well let's
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  get on with this movie. We've got some history and fun facts,
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  not a lot, just covering the ~ the main Easter eggs and just the simple fun facts.
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  this movie came out in twenty twenty two.
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  It's written and directed by Angus McLean.
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  ~ I've never seen him before
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  in a Pixar
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  Well he's
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  movie.
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  I I wasn't really that familiar either,
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  but he's been with Pixar for a long time.
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  I mean,
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  Okay.
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  since pretty early on. Just kind of ~ you know,
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  as an animator, story artist, kinda that kind of thing.
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  Kinda
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  Mm-hmm.
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  moved up a little bit. I think he's on their like ~ brain trust senior
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  creative team or something now,
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  but Actually I don't think he is anymore.
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  I I have enough to I think after this came out,
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  him
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  I read this on Wikipedia just now,
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  whether it's true.
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  Yeah.
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  ~ him and Galen Sessman. If you remember Galen Sessman,
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  We were very fond of Galen.
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  she
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  she famously restored the edit of Toy Story Two when it was accidentally deleted.
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  Yeah.
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  neither of them work at Pixar anymore and people feel like it's
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  due to their involvement in this movie.
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  ~ no.
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  Like they were involved in the the layoffs in I don't know,
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  a couple of years ago, but
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  ~ but he did direct some of the like the Pixar shorts.
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  ~ I think the small fry one that we watched,
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  I think he did that one. ~
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  Really? Okay. I loved that one.
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  That was I think that was my favorite.
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  ~ Yeah. Mhm.
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  Okay. We'll talk about that soon before the test,
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  but yeah.
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  But yeah, he had been with the company for a while,
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  so I'll let you keep
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  going.
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  Nice, nice, nice. Well, it's rated P G.
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  The tagline on the poster says Infinity Awaits.
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  It's one hour and forty five minutes long and it's on Disney Plus
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  as of this recording. As for Easter eggs,
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  you could see the Luxolamp constellation as he's going through space.
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  the Pizza Planet truck makes his appearance on the base after they've
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  crashed and they've started built Yeah.
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  I had to look it up. It
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  wa that was hard to see. I I wouldn't have caught catch that on the Yeah.
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  It is. I didn't I didn't catch that one either.
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  I looked all these up.
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  Yeah.
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  There apparently I'll start saying allegedly
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  Mm-hmm.
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  allegedly there is a green alien statue on the guy who replaced Hawthorne.
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  His
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  Mm-hmm.
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  name was
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  I don't know
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  The the the big guy in charge after Hawthorne died.
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  No. Anyways,
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  Zerg? I don't know.
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  the new general
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  that w like shut down the program.
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  Anyways,
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  ~ Mm-hmm.
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  there's a green alien statue on his desk,
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  or on his bookshelf. And next yeah,
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  the guy in the post credit scene?
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  No.
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  yeah, yeah.
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  And that guy is also holding a aquarium mug from Finding Dory
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  from that aquarium.
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  okay. Mm-hmm.
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  He also has a Bernie trophy from ~ Wally.
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  So And then as far as the special Easter egg for the next movie,
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  I believe it is Wade from Elemental,
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  Yeah, that's what I saw. Yeah.
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  the the the water guy, but
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  Mm-hmm.
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  he's in it's like a Wade water bottle in the vending machine that you could see.
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  It's like the on the label. It says Wade.
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  So Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  It's very, very hard to see, but yeah.
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  I think yeah,
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  these were really ones you had to like search out and put the
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  Yeah.
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  pieces together, I feel like. They weren't as obvious this go round.
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  Also, did you know that the oxygen tanks in the movie are actually scream canisters
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  used in Monsters Inc.?
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  I ~ I I did look that up and I did comment while we were watching this that like
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  the Zerg bots or whatever, that met
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  Uh-huh.
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  that yellow metal was like it seemed like the same like metal consistency
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  of those scream canisters. So yeah.
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  Yeah. Probably molded down from it.
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  Or the twenty three nineteen. It's like a blend of those two things in Monsters Inc.
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  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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  Whatever those C D A. Sorry. Yeah,
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  C D A. what else do we got here?
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  What else do we got here? Mm
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  The Ivan, equivalent of the GPS,
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  acts like a real world misbehaving GPS.
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  It's voiced by Mary McDonald Lewis,
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  who's also the voice of OnStars navigation system.
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  So like the original GPS lady.
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  ~ interesting. Wow.
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  So that's pretty cool.
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  Yeah, I didn't know that.
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  that's pretty much all I got. So yeah.
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  Yeah. That's okay.
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  That's all the ones that I I saw as well.
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  ~ I ~ okay, one thing I did call out while we were watching it.
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  ~
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  trying to I'm trying to think.
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  He was like fighting with Zerg and he had like the the canister with
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  the crystal in it or whatever.
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  And it was like yeah, it was
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  The kyber crystal.
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  floating and it looked like the battery from Toy Story Two,
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  like Zerg's power, you know? It was like reminiscent of that.
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  Kinda, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  But yeah, that's kinda it.
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  That's pretty much it.
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  Yeah. So
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  Very detailed movie.
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  yeah, had a lot of ~ just a whole different look to it for sure.
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  Very much. What did you expect with this movie?
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  So ~ Okay.
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  Like,
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  I I feel like for me, I expected this to be sort of like
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  you know how like
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  The Buzz Lightyear, like lore and what we've seen in the past has been very much
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  Star Wars heavy.
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  Yeah.
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  And I was really wanting it to be like basically an episode of the Clone Wars.
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  Yeah.
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  I kinda got that a little
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  Yeah.
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  bit with this. So I'm not hating it.
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  But ~ but yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  It was kind of a mix of like Star Wars and Star Trek.
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  Just because of like the military Star Command aspect of it,
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  I don't know. It
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  Mm-hmm.
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  it seemed like and then they're like stranded on a planet,
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  you know. They they're always going on these missions and exploring.
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  Yeah. Little bit avatary.
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  But
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  yeah. so actually though, my I feel like
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  my expectations about it were when they first announced it,
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  I was confused.
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  'Cause they're like, this is the the movie that Andy saw about a spaceman.
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  So I actually thought
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  Yeah.
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  it was gonna be more like a like an astronaut pilot type movie
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  than it was like a sci fi movie,
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  actually.
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  Yeah.
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  Based on like 'cause it looked super realistic,
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  and so I just thought he was gonna be like a hotshot pilot or something like that,
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  and I don't know, like a top gun or like a I don't know,
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  what's the
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  I haven't seen it, but there's a movie called The Right Stuff and it's
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  all about those like early pilots on like the Gemini missions before
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  the Apollo stuff and I I thought it was gonna be more like that,
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  but Yeah. Yeah.
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  More realistic. That would make more sense I would say.
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  I don't know.
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  And it felt like you got some of that with just like
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  Some of the space shuttles and and stuff like that,
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  but yeah.
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  Mm.
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  I liked the space shuttle at the end that looked a lot like the Buzz Lightyear
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  box specifically. So
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  That was good, yeah. Mm-hmm.
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  Yeah, well, before we get into the IQ test for light year,
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  I kinda wanted to just take a little bit of time and just go through some
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  of the different ~ Toy Story related like shorts,
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  all the spin off material for Toy Story.
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  We're we're getting it all out in this episode and then we can move
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  on from Toy Story
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  from all our I've had a I've I've
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  Finally we could be released from the the shackles.
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  had a great time. I even got this Pizza Planet shirt recently,
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  so you know. Yeah.
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  Yeah. This is our sixth
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  Toy Story related episode
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  Yeah.
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  in a row.
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  So I I was gonna go through there's a few different shorts,
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  ~ there's some like T V specials,
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  but like I wanted to start out with like the main thing that I would have loved
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  for this movie to be is just like the buzzlet year of Star Command T V show.
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  That's what
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  Yes. Okay.
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  I loved as a kid. I know it wasn't like it was just Saturday morning cartoon stuff.
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  It wasn't like very heavy on the lore,
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  Yeah. But it was already there,
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  but I I watched that all the time growing up.
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  Yeah.
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  you know.
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  Yeah, I loved it.
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  And like I feel like the lore is or was put into
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  the Buzz Lightyear ~ shooting ride in Disney.
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  What is that called?
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  Mhm. It's like the Ranger Spin.
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  Something
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  Ranger spin, yeah.
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  like that puzzle at your Yeah.
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  But I could be wrong on that, but yeah.
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  Mm-hmm. It is more of that look,
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  I that's the one thing
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  yeah.
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  I didn't watch what I I think.
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  Yeah. It well it's hard
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  it's not on Disney Plus. ~ it is something that like it's like is it canon anymore?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I I I don't know what the reason is for that,
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  but I don't think it's ever been on Disney Plus.
• 18:53
  And they had the pilot episode was like a straight to D V D or straight to VHS,
• 18:59
  like seventy minute like a few episodes
• 19:02
  Yeah.
• 19:03
  crammed together pilot TV movie.
• 19:05
  So that was not a theatrical release.
• 19:08
  I don't think so. It was just it just went to the stores.
• 19:10
  Yeah. ~ and that one actually did have Tim Allen
• 19:17
  as the voice, but then when the show came out it was Patrick Warburton.
• 19:21
  He took over the the the voice.
• 19:22
  ~ that's right. That's
• 19:25
  right. I remember that.
• 19:26
  So I don't I I could have used him in this movie too,
• 19:28
  but you know
• 19:29
  Honestly,
• 19:30
  how great would that be? ~ man.
• 19:34
  ~ but it it is kinda hard to find and and the only thing that's like
• 19:40
  on home video is just that TV movie,
• 19:43
  like the intro. The adventure begins is what it's called basically.
• 19:47
  So if you can find a t a VHS tape of that or a D V D,
• 19:51
  that's kinda I guess it's online.
• 19:53
  I'm sure all those episodes are on YouTube or something,
• 19:55
  Surely.
• 19:56
  but
• 19:57
  it's one of those like the like the Tarzan show that just like never
• 20:00
  got put on Disney Plus or Cory in the House for that matter,
• 20:02
  Yeah.
• 20:03
  but you know.
• 20:04
  Justice for Corey in the house,
• 20:06
  by the way. We haven't said that in a long time.
• 20:08
  Everybody needs to r give that hashtag at re-Life.
• 20:13
  Yeah.
• 20:15
  Re life? New life. Psh.
• 20:16
  A a new life, yeah.
• 20:18
  Man. Justice for Corey on the House.
• 20:21
  It's not even an election year.
• 20:23
  We could have it. It's not too political.
• 20:24
  Yeah.
• 20:28
  ~ yeah.
• 20:29
  Mm-mm. So after Toy Story 3 came out,
• 20:34
  I was like, that's the perfect ending.
• 20:36
  I love it. But then they started putting out these like Pixar shorts,
• 20:40
  and I was like, this is perfect.
• 20:42
  You know, we just get these little glimpses into their lives
• 20:45
  Yeah.
• 20:45
  without like having a whole other movie.
• 20:48
  Like, I'm just good to keep doing it every now and then.
• 20:50
  We see a short and and I get to see my favorite characters.
• 20:53
  Checking in on them, how how they're doing with Bonnie.
• 20:54
  Yeah.
• 20:56
  And then but like
• 20:57
  You know, the the series is concluded and I w I was happy with that,
• 21:00
  you know.
• 21:01
  Yeah.
• 21:03
  so that's how I felt before they announced Toy Story Four.
• 21:05
  And then when they announced that I was just like,
• 21:07
  I don't know about this. But people
• 21:09
  ~ boy.
• 21:11
  have heard our thoughts on Toy Story Four.
• 21:13
  It's not all bad. We kinda liked it.
• 21:13
  Yeah. No. Yeah.
• 21:16
  So, but there's a few shorts that came out post
• 21:22
  Toy Story Three and the first one was Hawaiian Vacation.
• 21:25
  Did you watch this one, Jeremy?
• 21:26
  I did. I did.
• 21:28
  I I thought it was a fun one. Like I Yeah.
• 21:30
  I like all of these in between
• 21:31
  Mhm.
• 21:33
  in between three and four. I like those
• 21:34
  Yeah.
• 21:35
  because they really went and tried to figure out,
• 21:38
  ~ they they explored new concepts for new toys.
• 21:44
  Yeah.
• 21:45
  So this is like when the people go on vacation,
• 21:50
  what do
• 21:50
  Mm-hmm.
• 21:51
  the toys do that stay behind the at the house?
• 21:53
  Yeah.
• 21:53
  Well they have a staycation, of course.
• 21:56
  Yeah. Mm hmm.
• 22:01
  Yeah, I'm I'd be salty if Bonnie didn't take me to Hawaii also,
• 22:04
  but you know.
• 22:04
  I know. That'd be ~
• 22:06
  who goes to Hawaii on a winter vacation?
• 22:09
  I guess people do that for Christmas,
• 22:11
  but
• 22:11
  Yeah,
• 22:12
  guess so.
• 22:16
  But yeah, ~ Ken and Barbie try and like,
• 22:19
  you know, sneak w into Bonnie's backpack at the daycare and try and
• 22:23
  go to Hawaii with her, but then she just leaves her backpack at home.
• 22:26
  So then Woody and the gang
• 22:26
  Yeah.
• 22:27
  just kinda put on like a whole Hawaiian vacation for the two of them and
• 22:30
  I I thought it was cute. I thought it funny.
• 22:31
  Just so they could have their first kiss.
• 22:32
  Yeah.
• 22:35
  I thought that Ham had some like really great lines in it.
• 22:37
  My favorite line was when he was the
• 22:38
  He was so funny.
• 22:40
  pig on a spit
• 22:43
  yeah, yeah.
• 22:44
  and he was like, Yeah, I should have seen this coming.
• 22:46
  yeah, I knew this would happen eventually or something.
• 22:50
  The classic,
• 22:52
  The Louis Pink.
• 22:55
  Yeah, I I thought they all had well that I thought that one specifically
• 22:59
  had some really good moments with the classic characters.
• 23:02
  And I thought it I mean he ham had better lines in that than Toy
• 23:05
  I mean
• 23:05
  Story Five. So more screen time.
• 23:07
  That's true, that's true.
• 23:08
  Yeah.
• 23:10
  I mean, yeah, they're they're this is before the two movies of extra characters that
• 23:16
  stole the limelight for our boys.
• 23:17
  Yeah.
• 23:19
  The ~ the next one was small fry.
• 23:21
  We already mentioned that one.
• 23:23
  Small fry, okay.
• 23:23
  And I I do remember
• 23:25
  liking that one a lot.
• 23:27
  Yeah. It's a good concept of fast food toys.
• 23:32
  And not
• 23:32
  Yeah.
• 23:33
  just like the ones that get thrown away,
• 23:34
  but the ones in the display case.
• 23:36
  Mm-hmm.
• 23:39
  and the Buzz Lightyear just wants to get played with and he can't,
• 23:43
  so he takes matters into his own hands and jumps in the ball pit and tries
• 23:49
  to like replace Buzz while
• 23:51
  Yeah.
• 23:51
  Bonnie's there. I also love these because we get to spend time with Bonnie.
• 23:56
  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 23:57
  And it it doesn't hurt as much giving the toys away to Bonnie and never seeing them
• 24:02
  again at this point.
• 24:02
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:05
  and I just love seeing her go all around to vacation or ~ to the McDonald
• 24:10
  or the chicken place, whatever.
• 24:11
  So the poultry palace.
• 24:12
  Poultry Palace. That was an
• 24:14
  Easter egg actually, 'cause in the vending machine next to the Wade
• 24:17
  really?
• 24:17
  Water, there was something that was like Poultry Palace brand in the Vin that
• 24:21
  okay.
• 24:22
  was another one I saw.
• 24:23
  Interesting, interesting.
• 24:25
  I I thought it was funny too, 'cause I I just I I mean,
• 24:29
  I've gotten so many McDonald's toys through the years,
• 24:31
  so like though all of those toys I've had some variation of,
• 24:36
  you know? Like
• 24:38
  Yeah.
• 24:38
  like the T bone steak that like had the Bendem arms.
• 24:41
  Like I had stuff like that. Not that toy,
• 24:43
  You had that? ~ Just like weird like the Oreo with the arms.
• 24:45
  but I had like stuff that was Yeah,
• 24:49
  From Dairy Queen.
• 24:49
  it it would be like
• 24:51
  I I thought the ~ it was like the constitution on like
• 24:54
  quarters as wheels. I was like,
• 24:55
  Yes, that's so relatable.
• 24:57
  Why doesn't this kid want to play with me?
• 24:59
  You know?
• 25:00
  I'm
• 25:00
  I'm like history, but I'm Yeah.
• 25:04
  I just I
• 25:05
  it was just the animators' chance to go wild,
• 25:08
  but just like what is the like the dumbest toys you've seen in a in a happy meal?
• 25:11
  Yeah.
• 25:14
  I f my favorite character was the grappling hook guy.
• 25:17
  Mm-hmm.
• 25:17
  He's like, ~ so cool. At himself.
• 25:21
  man.
• 25:24
  So yeah, that's
• 25:24
  Yeah. That
• 25:26
  that's a that's a top contender for me,
• 25:28
  at
• 25:28
  Yeah.
• 25:29
  least.
• 25:31
  ~ and then ~ Partysaurus Rex was the the other.
• 25:36
  How did you feel? You didn't like this one?
• 25:37
  Th I like the concept of bath toys
• 25:38
  Yeah.
• 25:40
  'cause I had there was a lot of lore with bath toys.
• 25:43
  I had a lot of action figures in my
• 25:44
  Yeah. I agree.
• 25:47
  Mm-hmm.
• 25:47
  bath. But it was a l it was a little weird.
• 25:50
  It was like LMFAO
• 25:52
  Yeah.
• 25:53
  era twenty twelve
• 25:55
  For sure.
• 25:56
  like p party rock anthem weird
• 26:00
  Mm-hmm.
• 26:01
  weird stuff. So
• 26:03
  It definitely yeah, it was kind of stressful too,
• 26:05
  'cause you feel like that, you know,
• 26:06
  it's about it's she's gonna flood the bathtub and everything,
• 26:09
  Yeah.
• 26:10
  flood
• 26:10
  the house, which they did. ~ but it's true the the bath toys,
• 26:16
  that's a whole different crew than like your regular bedroom toys,
• 26:19
  That is. That's you gotta get the waterproof ones.
• 26:20
  you know, so so
• 26:22
  I I did think that that was a was a fun idea.
• 26:25
  And giving Rex some screen time,
• 26:27
  it was fun.
• 26:28
  Yeah, I'm happy with that one.
• 26:30
  Definitely the weirdest one of the bunch so far.
• 26:33
  Yeah.
• 26:35
  One other note going back to the previous ones though,
• 26:38
  we do get to see Bonnie play with the toys too.
• 26:41
  And it's not that Toy Story Five animation style,
• 26:46
  which I thought was interesting.
• 26:47
  Interesting, huh? Really interesting.
• 26:48
  Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.
• 26:51
  ~ interesting.
• 26:51
  We just noticed that when we watched
• 26:54
  it, so.
• 27:00
  ~ Lamp Life.
• 27:01
  Did you watch that one?
• 27:02
  Lamp Life.
• 27:02
  I did watch Lamp Life. ~ that's basically
• 27:06
  ~ Bo Peep's story
• 27:10
  A a deleted scene from Toy Story Four almost?
• 27:11
  of l Yeah,
• 27:14
  almost. It was cute. I liked how it basically didn't leave the room and
• 27:19
  it just kept her in the center of the frame the whole time.
• 27:21
  Mm-hmm.
• 27:22
  So it's kinda like a little stage show.
• 27:24
  Yeah, that's I didn't think about it like that.
• 27:26
  Yeah. It definitely wasn't as funny as the other ones,
• 27:30
  but it was kind of like I felt like it had so well it it had some funny moments.
• 27:36
  But yeah.
• 27:37
  Yeah. And it made sense
• 27:38
  to me why they changed her look so much.
• 27:41
  They explained because the light bulb exploded and it lit her bonnet
• 27:45
  on fire and that's why she has a dark hue to her head.
• 27:48
  Hmm. Yeah.
• 27:50
  So
• 27:54
  No.
• 27:55
  Mm-hmm.
• 27:55
  Well, which ~ which one did you like the best?
• 27:58
  The the small fry?
• 28:00
  Small fry out of the ones we've talked about so far,
• 28:02
  Yeah. Okay.
• 28:03
  that one's my favorite one so far.
• 28:05
  However, I watched a couple that you didn't watch.
• 28:08
  The longer versions.
• 28:08
  Okay. Yeah.
• 28:11
  The Toy Story of Terror from 2013.
• 28:13
  I've I have seen
• 28:14
  this one before and I I liked it,
• 28:16
  but I haven't seen it since it
• 28:17
  Okay, okay.
• 28:17
  came out.
• 28:19
  This one's really good because it focuses on ~ Jessie's claustrophobia
• 28:24
  Mm-hmm.
• 28:26
  and how she can overcome that.
• 28:28
  But it's also just funny because they're just exploring a a ~ dirty motel.
• 28:33
  And like the reason they're all in this situation I loved that they're just
• 28:39
  in the trunk right now, just watching a movie.
• 28:45
  they just get out of the suitcase and they're just watching a movie on a road trip.
• 28:48
  Like that's so fun. And then they get to the hotel and then while they're asleep,
• 28:53
  Mr. Potato Head's like, What? I gotta go check out the amenities
• 28:57
  Yeah.
• 28:59
  And so they they're chasing him the whole time.
• 29:01
  But ~ it's really good. I love that
• 29:08
  it featured Mr. Prickle Pants what whatever his name is.
• 29:11
  Uh-huh.
• 29:12
  ~
• 29:15
  I love that he especially the scene where Mr.
• 29:18
  Potato Head pulled his ears out so that he couldn't hear him.
• 29:21
  That was really funny.
• 29:24
  Such a good gag. Yeah.
• 29:25
  Yeah.
• 29:27
  And then I also like it because there's Legos mentioned.
• 29:31
  Mm, okay.
• 29:32
  There was a little bunny figure that like
• 29:36
  Mm-hmm.
• 29:37
  turned itself into a ~ a bridge for the for the toys.
• 29:40
  Yeah. okay.
• 29:41
  So
• 29:43
  yeah. It was pretty good.
• 29:46
  And then twenty fourteen, the toy that time forgot.
• 29:50
  That one. So good.
• 29:53
  Dude. So good. It's
• 29:54
  Yeah. I I don't think I've ever seen that one actually.
• 29:58
  like a red wall meets toy story,
• 30:02
  dude.
• 30:02
  Okay.
• 30:04
  So Bonnie is going over to her friend Mason's house.
• 30:09
  Mm-hmm.
• 30:09
  And Mason.
• 30:11
  has this new video game system and he's obsessed with it.
• 30:14
  It's kinda like Toy Story Five a little bit.
• 30:16
  But ~ and he's just like glued onto that.
• 30:20
  But it was like right after Christmas or something.
• 30:24
  And he had this whole collection of battlosauruses.
• 30:31
  Battlers. And though it was basically a gladiator movie with
• 30:38
  Dinosaurs that didn't realize they were toys.
• 30:42
  Okay.
• 30:43
  And it was cool 'cause they're like the leader was like didn't want
• 30:48
  the dinosaurs to realize they were toys,
• 30:50
  so he kept Mason on the video game constantly.
• 30:54
  And
• 30:55
  Mm.
• 30:55
  it was basically Trixie and Rex trying to fit in as dinosaurs so they get accepted.
• 31:00
  Okay. Mm-hmm.
• 31:01
  ~
• 31:02
  and then dude, it's so good. I I loved it.
• 31:07
  It was so
• 31:07
  I'll I'll definitely check
• 31:08
  it out. Mm-hmm.
• 31:09
  So cheesy, so so
• 31:10
  good. ~ man. But yeah.
• 31:13
  ~
• 31:15
  Sounds like that was your favorite of the Yeah.
• 31:17
  I think it was. I it was a good
• 31:18
  Yeah. Okay.
• 31:19
  twenty minutes long. It was different.
• 31:21
  ~
• 31:21
  Yeah.
• 31:23
  and then
• 31:26
  What was the one? That was right after Christmas because they
• 31:31
  had a Christmas ornament that was like up went along with them for the ride.
• 31:38
  And Trixie was trying to be like,
• 31:41
  I wanna just be played with as a dinosaur.
• 31:44
  I never get that to happen. And then Bonnie comes and turns her into a reindeer.
• 31:52
  ~ yeah.
• 31:52
  And then takes this random cat Christmas ornament angel and says,
• 31:56
  You're my dinosaur And so basically
• 31:59
  Ha ha ha.
• 32:00
  this little cat, he's just like just an angel and he has like a a trumpet
• 32:06
  and he's playing like Christmas carols as l as the gladiator s entrance
• 32:10
  Mm-hmm. Hmm.
• 32:12
  is going on and i
• 32:13
  i it it's so funny. They have like a pit from three hundred,
• 32:15
  Okay.
• 32:17
  but it's just like the AC vent.
• 32:19
  ~
• 32:20
  Yeah.
• 32:22
  So good. Alright, I'll stop talking about that.
• 32:23
  Huh. Okay.
• 32:24
  But
• 32:25
  I think that's my favorite one.
• 32:27
  The toy the time forgot. And then there's more.
• 32:32
  There's a couple more. ~ the T V show Forky Asks a Question,
• 32:37
  which came out right when Disney Plus popped out.
• 32:39
  ~
• 32:40
  Yeah. I watched one of those.
• 32:42
  I think I watched all of ~
• 32:44
  Yeah.
• 32:44
  There it's a it's the same thing.
• 32:46
  It's a YouTube channel for for Forky.
• 32:46
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:52
  Basically asking what is a leader?
• 32:54
  What is a pet? What is reading?
• 32:56
  What is art?
• 32:58
  It's just it it's good. Very little kid yeah,
• 33:01
  It was for little kid like real little kids and yeah,
• 33:03
  yeah.
• 33:04
  I it was funny but yeah, I didn't watch all the other ones.
• 33:07
  I think
• 33:08
  my favorite one was when he asked about money and it was basically just
• 33:11
  Ham explaining money to him. And I just like anytime Ham's on screen.
• 33:16
  So
• 33:16
  Yeah, definitely.
• 33:18
  All right. Well I think that's all of right?
• 33:20
  Did we miss any?
• 33:23
  ~ yeah, that's that's it. As far as
• 33:25
  I I can remember. So
• 33:25
  Wow. Okay.
• 33:28
  except for the the major ~ spinoff of them all,
• 33:33
  light year from two thousand twenty two.
• 33:35
  Light year of two thousand and twenty two.
• 33:38
  Let me say I was just very upset when I realized that
• 33:44
  Tim Allen was not gonna be voicing this character.
• 33:48
  But then the more I thought about it,
• 33:50
  the more it made more sense.
• 33:54
  But I didn't need it to be Chris Evans either.
• 33:59
  I don't know.
• 34:03
  'Cause a lot of people their their toys are voiced by the actors,
• 34:09
  but that's not always the case.
• 34:11
  Yeah, it's true.
• 34:12
  In fact, the Woody toys are voiced by Tom Hanks' brother.
• 34:17
  Yeah.
• 34:19
  So I just don't I don't know.
• 34:22
  I don't think I would have picked Chris Evans as my as my ~ light year.
• 34:29
  Mm-hmm.
• 34:30
  But Kiki Palmer did a really good job playing Izzy.
• 34:32
  I like her.
• 34:33
  Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 34:34
  anyways, we should probably get into it.
• 34:43
  Alright, well let's go ahead and get started into this IQ test for light year.
• 34:48
  We have a test for our movie that meets our IQ standards.
• 34:51
  Movies must collect at least seven points to be a staple,
• 34:54
  ten points to become stapleist,
• 34:56
  winning up to a total of fourteen points given the bonus categories.
• 35:01
  but if it gets less than seven,
• 35:06
  so zero to six, it's a quack.
• 35:09
  got a storyline for those who haven't seen it?
• 35:11
  I do.
• 35:12
  For those who haven't seen this,
• 35:14
  while spending years attempting to return home,
• 35:16
  marooned Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear encounters an army of ruthless robots commanded
• 35:21
  by Zerg, who are attempting to steal the fuel source of his ship.
• 35:25
  Hilarity ensues. That's right.
• 35:25
  Hilarity ensues. Did it?
• 35:28
  Nah. I don't know if it did.
• 35:29
  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 35:32
  We'll see. Alright, well let's
• 35:36
  get into this IQ test.
• 35:37
  We have a test for our movie that meets our IQ standards.
• 35:40
  Movies must collect at least seven points to be a staple of our childhood,
• 35:44
  ~ ten points to become stapleist of the staples,
• 35:49
  and winning up to a total of fourteen points
• 35:52
  Let's get started with test number one,
• 35:54
  the quotable quotes test.
• 35:55
  Mm-hmm.
• 35:57
  Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?
• 36:00
  No.
• 36:04
  that's a quote. I didn't
• 36:06
  Yeah.
• 36:08
  write that down. Sorry. I remember that now though.
• 36:10
  Yeah. Yeah. I I I wrote I wrote
• 36:11
  Okay, well you're trying to get
• 36:14
  down that one and then the follow up to something she's like w basically buzz just
• 36:19
  says like ~ it's something your grandma grandma and I used to do.
• 36:22
  Just like gross or
• 36:23
  It ew. Gross.
• 36:25
  Yeah.
• 36:28
  that's some, you know, low hanging fruit there,
• 36:30
  but
• 36:31
  I would say a lot of the quotes were very much low hanging fruit.
• 36:34
  I'll just say it.
• 36:36
  What I noticed with half of the ones that I wrote down,
• 36:39
  Mm-hmm.
• 36:40
  I would say one. ~ half of the ones that I wrote down were only
• 36:46
  quotes because they were very forced and were repeated in the script.
• 36:53
  So,
• 36:54
  Okay. Mm-hmm.
• 36:56
  definitely like ~ I bought you five minutes.
• 36:59
  Well, it's about to get real.
• 37:00
  Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 37:04
  This is definitely a violation of my parole.
• 37:07
  Yeah.
• 37:08
  Laser shield.
• 37:11
  Like it's like a forced callback.
• 37:13
  Yeah.
• 37:14
  I don't know. I don't know if I appreciated them as much.
• 37:16
  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 37:18
  Like would they be so
• 37:19
  funny if they were just said once?
• 37:20
  I don't know.
• 37:22
  It it was interesting. I I liked to s I liked seeing how they were gonna incorporate
• 37:26
  like the Buzz Light Your Toys,
• 37:29
  like actual quotes, like
• 37:30
  Yeah.
• 37:31
  you know, at the end he's like,
• 37:32
  Not today, Zerk, you know, but
• 37:34
  Yeah, yeah.
• 37:34
  stuff like that. ~ but again, those were just like quotes from the other movies.
• 37:39
  So ~ the only other one that I wrote down,
• 37:44
  like I didn't I didn't write down quotes from this.
• 37:46
  I didn't feel like they
• 37:46
  Yeah.
• 37:47
  stood out that much. But ~
• 37:50
  It was kinda it was Buzz says,
• 37:53
  ~ nice job, elderly convict and it was very it was very reminiscent
• 37:58
  of Quiet Musical Hog ~ I liked that one.
• 37:58
  That's very yeah, that's very buzz.
• 38:01
  That's very buzz. I well what
• 38:03
  But I
• 38:05
  yeah.
• 38:06
  another one that I did write down was so now it's the turnip?
• 38:11
  Mm.
• 38:12
  Why do you call it a turnip? Well it looks obviously like a root vegetable.
• 38:15
  That that was another
• 38:16
  Does it ha yeah?
• 38:19
  genre of that.
• 38:20
  I just thought it looked like the the ships on Geonosis in episode
• 38:24
  two Attack the Clones.
• 38:25
  Yes, yes, yes, yes. You know what?
• 38:28
  The
• 38:29
  Ha ha
• 38:29
  toy that time forgot is the gladiator scene on Geonosis.
• 38:33
  That's why you're gonna like it.
• 38:34
  ~ okay. Okay.
• 38:35
  Okay.
• 38:39
  Anyways, so ~ so now it's a turnip.
• 38:42
  I just wrote in parentheses next to it,
• 38:45
  boo battle banter, you just wanna roll your eyes at.
• 38:49
  This isn't Avengers, Chris Evans.
• 38:51
  Ha ha ha.
• 38:53
  I just can't I can't stand it's so cringy.
• 38:56
  Let let's talk about it. Yeah,
• 38:57
  I
• 38:57
  Like battle banter, like ~
• 38:59
  I
• 39:00
  now you wanna call it a turnip?
• 39:04
  I laughed at, you know, some moments in this movie,
• 39:07
  but I did feel like like it was just very cringy humor for a lot of it.
• 39:12
  It was
• 39:13
  cringed up.
• 39:16
  and it's definitely just a reminder of just I w I don't know.
• 39:22
  like just like millennial humor maybe or just like whatever the
• 39:26
  Mm.
• 39:26
  new generation of peop of animators or writers,
• 39:29
  it just wasn't it isn't the same as like the people that wrote Toy Story.
• 39:33
  It's like, ~ actually this isn't actually that funny.
• 39:37
  You know? Yeah.
• 39:40
  It's like this movie's quirky.
• 39:43
  Yeah, it did feel I mean, yeah,
• 39:46
  this movie is supposed to be the movie that Andy saw in nineteen ninety five.
• 39:50
  This tonally this
• 39:50
  I don't believe that for a second.
• 39:52
  was not a movie that would have flown in nineteen ninety five for multiple reasons,
• 39:57
  but you know.
• 39:58
  Well yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well w we yeah.
• 40:00
  ~ but just like the humor, this wasn't the type of movie that was being made
• 40:05
  at that time. Yeah.
• 40:05
  No. And also,
• 40:07
  we've seen Andy's imagination and where that can take him.
• 40:11
  This is not the vibe of that movie.
• 40:13
  Not at all.
• 40:14
  No, yeah.
• 40:15
  There was not like a cheesy it was all like deeper villains.
• 40:21
  It was like the villain is actually himself
• 40:26
  Spoiler alert.
• 40:26
  and like I
• 40:29
  don't care about this. Nobody's gonna see this movie.
• 40:30
  ~ but it it
• 40:33
  Yeah.
• 40:34
  wasn't it wasn't like
• 40:36
  There's like a lesson to be learned.
• 40:38
  But it
• 40:38
  Yeah.
• 40:39
  wasn't like super campy like sci fi or like Western.
• 40:45
  Not really exciting action either.
• 40:48
  I don't know how to describe it.
• 40:50
  The movie had a
• 40:51
  had a weird tone because they like they've recasted it.
• 40:56
  It the look of it is more realistic.
• 41:00
  At times it wants you to take it like really seriously,
• 41:03
  but then it gets undercut
• 41:04
  Yeah.
• 41:05
  by some jokes and it just doesn't work sometimes.
• 41:08
  It's like a Marvel movie, but like not the good ones.
• 41:08
  Like is it f Yeah,
• 41:11
  is it supposed to be a comedy or is it supposed to be like this is like
• 41:16
  a really like heroic epic movie?
• 41:19
  for our hero.
• 41:20
  Yeah.
• 41:20
  And
• 41:21
  it would try and bounce back and forth and I don't think it really handled
• 41:23
  it all that well. So so I as far as the quotes go,
• 41:28
  like I didn't think the humor really worked and that's kind of where we lean
• 41:32
  on for the quotes. And
• 41:33
  Yeah.
• 41:33
  then just some of the moments that were supposed to be more sincere,
• 41:36
  they were just kind of phoned in or just like I don't know.
• 41:41
  I know, yeah.
• 41:41
  I just didn't really
• 41:41
  buy into the heart of the movie that much.
• 41:44
  Couldn't either.
• 41:45
  No.
• 41:46
  That being said, I did write down four.
• 41:50
  Okay.
• 41:52
  And you wrote down one.
• 41:53
  Okay.
• 41:55
  Do we want even though we hate the quotes,
• 41:57
  like all four of mine, I said I don't like these quotes.
• 42:04
  Well then if you don't like the quotes then I don't think we'd count it.
• 42:07
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 42:08
  Okay. Just making sure
• 42:11
  we could give it the one point.
• 42:12
  Cause I mean I was
• 42:13
  I I just don't think so.
• 42:15
  like, ~ that's notable, I wrote it down.
• 42:17
  Not notable for a good way.
• 42:17
  Yeah. I d
• 42:20
  I don't think there's anything in there that I and to be fair,
• 42:24
  like we just watched this for the first time,
• 42:26
  so we haven't had the time to sit with it and rewatch it or anything,
• 42:29
  but I
• 42:29
  Yeah.
• 42:30
  also don't feel like there are quotes in here that I'm like,
• 42:34
  I want to use that in conversation.
• 42:36
  Like everyone's gonna get that sick reference,
• 42:38
  you know, like So
• 42:39
  Yeah. Maybe like
• 42:43
  the tone of the voice of the direction the GPS robot that was like first head
• 42:49
  south He would like drop his voice every time he said south.
• 42:54
  Yeah. I
• 42:55
  didn't yeah, that maybe you liked that scene.
• 42:57
  I I I didn't. I it was annoying.
• 42:59
  It was annoying. It was annoying.
• 43:01
  I'm
• 43:02
  telling you.
• 43:05
  It just d that part just didn't work for me.
• 43:06
  I'm not quoting this. You can't make me.
• 43:07
  Alright,
• 43:09
  let's let's give it a zero for the for the quotes.
• 43:11
  Sorry to anyone that's
• 43:11
  The in credit scene where he was
• 43:13
  like laser shield, yeah. Bro
• 43:16
  Yeah. the
• 43:17
  these are the worst in credit scenes I've seen in my life.
• 43:23
  This movie
• 43:24
  sucks, doesn't it?
• 43:27
  Well let's let's put it let's be objective,
• 43:29
  but I'm just saying I'm
• 43:30
  Okay.
• 43:31
  just saying. Okay.
• 43:35
  Okay.
• 43:36
  and also let me let me preface by saying this.
• 43:39
  I went into this movie with an open mind also.
• 43:42
  Like
• 43:42
  I did too.
• 43:43
  I have heard that it was mixed with people.
• 43:45
  Some people hated it, some people really liked it.
• 43:48
  But I tried to go in with an open mind.
• 43:51
  I did I did know a spoiler about the Buzz thing,
• 43:55
  but that was because I hadn't seen this before,
• 43:58
  but that
• 43:59
  Mm-hmm.
• 43:59
  was only because of I was reading reviews of Toy Story Five and people were like
• 44:04
  I'm so glad that
• 44:04
  ~
• 44:05
  they acknowledged Lightyear wasn't canon or s you know,
• 44:07
  something that like just by based on that one quote.
• 44:08
  Yeah. And by the way, Zerg's our dad.
• 44:11
  Yeah, yeah.
• 44:12
  Yeah.
• 44:13
  Yeah, I don't like how they changed it to himself.
• 44:17
  But I I tried to go in with an open mind and just enjoy it as like
• 44:21
  a sci-fi adventure,
• 44:23
  Yeah.
• 44:24
  you know, but I I'll leave it at them.
• 44:28
  It like it's a movie that it's it's like I describe it as it
• 44:34
  has so much potential, but it's
• 44:36
  Yeah.
• 44:36
  almost like you have to sneeze but it can't come out.
• 44:41
  Like it's not scratching an itch for me in
• 44:42
  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 44:45
  any of the way.
• 44:49
  So very dissatisfying.
• 44:52
  Mm-hmm.
• 44:52
  And so for that we're giving the quotes zero points.
• 44:56
  That's a first, right?
• 44:56
  Zero. Yeah.
• 44:59
  I I think so. Yeah.
• 45:01
  Maybe space camp?
• 45:02
  Space camp maybe I think we we were hard on that one because it was
• 45:06
  Giving it one. That's
• 45:06
  all Star Wars quotes, but
• 45:09
  true. All right.
• 45:11
  No,
• 45:11
  this one doesn't have quotes.
• 45:15
  They're they're all
• 45:16
  Not good quotes. Low hanging fruit.
• 45:19
  It's for three year olds. And I say that as this is a Disney movie,
• 45:25
  cartoon animated movie, made for kids,
• 45:28
  but they know they know better than that to do.
• 45:31
  Minions
• 45:32
  Yeah.
• 45:34
  level quotes.
• 45:37
  Are you kidding
• 45:37
  Yeah.
• 45:38
  me?
• 45:41
  Alright. Next test.
• 45:47
  Yeah, we'll talk about the magnificent music.
• 45:49
  Yeah.
• 45:53
  So our next test, we're gonna be talking about the music.
• 45:56
  ~ can you identify by sound the theme by heart?
• 45:59
  ~ in other words, can you guess the movie based on the score?
• 46:04
  So this is another one I haven't had time to sit with.
• 46:09
  Yeah.
• 46:09
  ~
• 46:09
  this was a movie composed by ~ Michael Giachino.
• 46:15
  I thought the score sounded
• 46:20
  More qualified.
• 46:20
  I mean, yeah, he's a
• 46:22
  I mean, Pixar veteran. He's he's a great he's a great composer.
• 46:26
  I felt like the theme that he was doing I had two thoughts about it as
• 46:31
  far as like Buzz Lightyear. One,
• 46:32
  it was very reminiscent of what he would go on to do with Fantastic Four.
• 46:36
  And it was also
• 46:36
  Yeah, okay.
• 46:38
  very repetitive. But also I felt like it never quite like got there.
• 46:45
  Like it it I felt like he kept teasing a main theme that he never like built
• 46:50
  up into.
• 46:52
  And then the movie ended. So I don't
• 46:53
  Mm-hmm.
• 46:55
  I'm gonna say I didn't really love the music in this I I thought yeah,
• 46:57
  Almost like a sneeze where you can't actually sneeze.
• 47:00
  yeah,
• 47:00
  yeah. ~ to stick with that analogy,
• 47:05
  I I do think the music was good,
• 47:07
  but I didn't also think it was super memorable.
• 47:11
  Like I felt like it fit the movie,
• 47:13
  but
• 47:13
  Yeah.
• 47:14
  I'm gonna say like I don't think it really stands out.
• 47:18
  Like if you were playing a track from this movie,
• 47:20
  I couldn't tell you if it was from the Fantastic Four movie he did
• 47:23
  Yeah, that's true. That's true.
• 47:24
  or from something else.
• 47:27
  And like I didn't even get much of Buzz's motifs.
• 47:33
  Yeah.
• 47:33
  Not too much.
• 47:35
  Actually, so ~ here's a a what the wife said a comment anyway.
• 47:40
  What the wife said.
• 47:41
  Kelsey was talking about the music and how she was kinda hoping they might
• 47:46
  incorporate some of the music from like the Buzz Lightyear ride
• 47:49
  at Disney 'cause they have their own like
• 47:50
  Yeah.
• 47:51
  Q music. And she pulled it up and it was like just very like theme park sounding,
• 47:56
  but it the music actually incorporated like Toy Story music themes,
• 48:00
  like
• 48:01
  It had like a a layer underneath that was like the melody of like you've
• 48:04
  got a friend in me, but with it also being like space galactic style music,
• 48:10
  you know. ~
• 48:11
  Yeah, yeah.
• 48:12
  and so they didn't really have any musical callbacks to anything Randy Newman
• 48:16
  did that I noticed anyway. ~ but again,
• 48:20
  it's this as a movie within a movie.
• 48:24
  It's not part of Toy
• 48:24
  Not Toy Story.
• 48:26
  Story.
• 48:26
  No points.
• 48:28
  I don't think so, yeah. There's
• 48:29
  not even any soundtrack that has three bangers.
• 48:32
  Yeah,
• 48:32
  there's no Randy Newman song on here.
• 48:37
  Or rascal flats for that manner.
• 48:39
  Yeah. Zero points. boy.
• 48:47
  Yikes. Alright. Alright.
• 48:47
  keep let's keep going.
• 48:49
  Number three, our characters test.
• 48:51
  Do these characters check the boxes to make a dynamic movie?
• 48:54
  We've got the lead in the hero,
• 48:57
  which is the Buzz Lightyear origin
• 49:00
  Mm-hmm.
• 49:00
  guy. He's he's the is he a engaging protagonist?
• 49:05
  Is he compelling, memorable, or emotionally engaging?
• 49:07
  He's a reckless pilot, needs to learn a lesson somehow,
• 49:12
  whatever that is.
• 49:15
  Not sure what that is. Figuring out what your home is?
• 49:20
  he's gotta learn how to work with others.
• 49:21
  Like he's he wants to do it all himself.
• 49:24
  Yeah, okay.
• 49:26
  That's the theme that they are kinda
• 49:28
  Aw man.
• 49:29
  guess you missed out on that.
• 49:31
  I guess I did. Kinda blurry. I guess I should have figured that one out.
• 49:36
  Yeah.
• 49:38
  Anyways.
• 49:44
  Kinda like young Washington, huh?
• 49:50
  Kind of. I mean you know the history,
• 49:52
  Little bit. I do. ~
• 49:53
  so yeah.
• 49:55
  Yeah. ~
• 49:56
  Okay, I
• 49:56
  What you mean? What I know I know some George
• 49:59
  W what do you got there?
• 50:00
  W.
• 50:01
  Jerem Jeremy's pulling off the shelf some some George Washington biographies.
• 50:05
  ~
• 50:06
  I've decided
• 50:07
  I've wanted to collect a presidential library and
• 50:10
  Mm, mm-hmm.
• 50:11
  I want to have at least one book from each president.
• 50:14
  Okay.
• 50:17
  Currently, I have to figure out art of the deal.
• 50:20
  Just kidding. Although I've heard that's a good if you're gonna be a salesman.
• 50:27
  Yeah.
• 50:27
  Alright, backtracking.
• 50:30
  So Buzz Lightyear, he's the protagonist.
• 50:33
  ~ I mean I would go ahead and say he's good,
• 50:37
  but I also feel like you only care
• 50:38
  Yeah.
• 50:38
  about him because he's from Toy Story.
• 50:42
  That's true. That's very true.
• 50:45
  But I do kind of I I actually felt Yeah.
• 50:48
  kinda like that he has his like
• 50:50
  Mm.
• 50:51
  his purpose is like to
• 50:56
  won't be space ranger with his best friend.
• 51:00
  I like that.
• 51:02
  Yeah. Yeah, and he's trying to to right the wrong.
• 51:06
  He feels the the guilt of of stranding his his you know,
• 51:11
  all that his ship on that ~ on that planet.
• 51:13
  Really is all his fault.
• 51:16
  and he even like tries to like,
• 51:17
  you know, turn in his badge, you know,
• 51:19
  court martial himself. So that and it's like where are you gonna go?
• 51:22
  Like what are you gonna do? Like
• 51:24
  That's
• 51:25
  I think that's my biggest gripe with the vibe of this movie
• 51:28
  is because the characters
• 51:28
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:31
  everyone is so dramatic,
• 51:33
  Yeah.
• 51:33
  yet also their counter is so lethargic in response.
• 51:38
  Mm, yeah.
• 51:39
  Like ~ I'm taking my badge off.
• 51:42
  I'm getting court-martialing myself.
• 51:44
  ~
• 51:45
  Yeah.
• 51:46
  finish the mission, Buzz.
• 51:48
  Yeah,
• 51:48
  pick it up. Come on. What are you gonna do?
• 51:53
  It just didn't match. Nobody matched.
• 51:54
  You could tell everybody recorded separately.
• 51:59
  Mm-hmm.
• 52:03
  Yeah. I
• 52:04
  Sorry.
• 52:05
  I ~
• 52:08
  I guess just to talk a little bit more about the voice acting change too.
• 52:11
  Like I I feel like yeah
• 52:16
  No, let me let me save my thoughts.
• 52:17
  Let me save it for a little bit later.
• 52:17
  You do it. You have to? Okay.
• 52:18
  No, let
• 52:19
  me save it for the next the rewatchability section.
• 52:22
  Okay. All right.
• 52:22
  But
• 52:24
  I we'll go ahead and say Buzz is a compelling character though.
• 52:26
  I mean you know.
• 52:27
  Yes. Maybe
• 52:28
  the acting the voice actor took it out for me
• 52:32
  Mm-hmm.
• 52:32
  because I'm sorry, but Chris Evans it didn't fit the bill for me.
• 52:38
  It it was jarring.
• 52:39
  It made me feel
• 52:40
  like i he didn't change his voice at all.
• 52:42
  Yeah.
• 52:43
  He was genuinely he didn't even try to be Buzz Lightyear.
• 52:46
  He just was Captain America. That's all he sounded like.
• 52:51
  Sorry.
• 52:52
  He just pulled a Chris Pratt, you know,
• 52:54
  and just like voiced Garfield for whatever reason and Mario.
• 52:58
  Yeah.
• 53:02
  Okay. Lego,
• 53:03
  And the Lego. Emmet.
• 53:05
  yeah. Yeah.
• 53:06
  ~ okay, villain.
• 53:10
  Villain, we got Berserg.
• 53:14
  Yeah, that was confusing to me.
• 53:16
  I don't know. I mean, I guess they explained it later,
• 53:18
  They call they call
• 53:19
  but like
• 53:20
  me Berserk 'cause they couldn't pronounce buzz.
• 53:23
  T that was just dumb. I just rolled my eyes at that.
• 53:26
  Seems to be a trend.
• 53:29
  Sorry, listener, if you loved
• 53:30
  Ha ha ha.
• 53:31
  Lightyear, we are ripping this movie apart for today.
• 53:34
  It's okay. It's okay.
• 53:34
  Seems to be
• 53:36
  Yeah.
• 53:41
  I'm gonna go back and matter again,
• 53:43
  says Buzz. Like who cares either way?
• 53:47
  Yeah.
• 53:49
  It's just an alternate
• 53:49
  This movie
• 53:50
  timeline. No stakes. Or the stakes are too high to where it doesn't
• 53:54
  This movie was
• 53:54
  matter anymore.
• 53:55
  it was too confusing. Like you think a kid
• 53:58
  Yeah.
• 53:58
  you think Andy understood any of that that was happening?
• 54:01
  I
• 54:02
  No.
• 54:02
  don't think I understood it.
• 54:04
  No.
• 54:06
  ~ I I yeah.
• 54:07
  You need a simple villain like Evil Doctor Pork Chop.
• 54:11
  I mean it's just the whole movie is just like Buzz's own personal journey
• 54:16
  to try and fix this wrong, I guess,
• 54:18
  and he's his own
• 54:18
  It's like a
• 54:19
  enemy.
• 54:21
  it's like this was made for adults but explained to you like a child.
• 54:23
  Yeah. Yeah. So I
• 54:25
  So it's
• 54:27
  confusing for both parties. That's why this movie bombed.
• 54:30
  That's why I I I feel like Zerg is like I can't believe I'm saying it,
• 54:35
  but I'm not gonna give Zerg like a as a good villain in this movie.
• 54:39
  I was 'cause it's yeah. It's just like a cop out to
• 54:39
  Not even the real Zerg. Not at the real
• 54:43
  try and be to do like a twist.
• 54:46
  ~
• 54:46
  Yeah.
• 54:47
  so no, I I don't think so.
• 54:49
  Lame.
• 54:50
  I didn't like it.
• 54:51
  Supporting characters we've got Izzy Hawthorne.
• 54:56
  I I I put her as the support. But she's scared of space.
• 55:00
  How stupid.
• 55:04
  Yeah. It's like an Indiana
• 55:05
  I don't get it.
• 55:06
  Jones and snakes kind of thing,
• 55:08
  I guess, but not as funny, I guess.
• 55:10
  Mm, not as funny. It was just like
• 55:10
  I don't know.
• 55:12
  ki this is an annoying issue to have right now.
• 55:15
  Just get over it. If you're scared of space,
• 55:20
  you shouldn't be scared of flying.
• 55:21
  Yeah.
• 55:24
  Alright. I mean I'm scared of space,
• 55:26
  but I don't pretend like I have a space suit on or be a
• 55:27
  Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah.
• 55:30
  space ranger. No.
• 55:35
  I remember hearing that people really liked the Sox character.
• 55:38
  That was like the little cat, right?
• 55:39
  Yeah. Okay, yeah.
• 55:41
  The r s
• 55:42
  robot cat. I I was kinda mixed.
• 55:44
  There was times that I I thought that it was it was cute and endearing
• 55:49
  and other times I was like, this is just kind of a annoying character.
• 55:54
  This movie would not have progressed without this cat,
• 55:58
  though. And
• 55:59
  That's true. Yeah.
• 56:01
  I'm not saying that's a good thing or a bad thing,
• 56:02
  Yeah.
• 56:03
  but like Sox was obviously this the merchandise catch grab of this movie.
• 56:08
  Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 56:09
  It's kinda lame, but ~ he's cool.
• 56:13
  He's kinda like Goddard from Jimmy Neutron.
• 56:15
  Only he talks to you. ~
• 56:17
  That is cool.
• 56:22
  He has a gadget for every form of plot convenience that no one can
• 56:28
  Mm-hmm.
• 56:29
  My problem with this character is that nobody can think for themselves
• 56:34
  and they have to run everything.
• 56:35
  Everything through socks like he's Chat GPT.
• 56:39
  Hm.
• 56:40
  I mean, yeah.
• 56:41
  And they can't move forward without him handling the situation.
• 56:45
  So you might as well just let him do it all.
• 56:47
  I mean, he's the one who figured out the the fuel thing after sixty two years.
• 57:00
  Yeah, I wasn't expecting this to go like interstellar on us,
• 57:04
  this movie. I that was not something I expected.
• 57:05
  Yeah.
• 57:07
  Yeah.
• 57:09
  ~ yeah, g are you trying to explain time dilation to like a five year
• 57:14
  old in this movie? What is happening?
• 57:17
  Yeah, it's so confusing.
• 57:19
  ~ but yeah.
• 57:21
  But overall I guess I liked socks more than I thought I would.
• 57:25
  Did you like the like
• 57:26
  the junior Rangers, that crew?
• 57:30
  I was gonna say I liked the convict.
• 57:33
  I did not like Taiko Watiti's character.
• 57:37
  And I put him as the scene stealer.
• 57:37
  Yeah, I Yeah.
• 57:41
  I feel like that's also another Marvel trope is having Taiko Watiti voice somebody.
• 57:47
  Silly. But
• 57:48
  True. Yeah.
• 57:49
  like he was the comic relief.
• 57:54
  He stole the scene, but I was not happy about it.
• 57:58
  It wasn't that funny. It was it's yeah.
• 57:59
  He had too many jokes and they w none of them were funny.
• 58:00
  Yeah.
• 58:02
  None
• 58:02
  of them were landing. And that's just not what we're used
• 58:07
  to Taiko Battiti performing as.
• 58:10
  Mm-hmm.
• 58:10
  It's just not.
• 58:16
  ~
• 58:19
  Feels good.
• 58:24
  For a movie I've only seen once today.
• 58:27
  Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 58:27
  Yikes.
• 58:28
  I'm glad I didn't see it in theaters.
• 58:31
  I know and that's yeah. That's that's part of the problem too.
• 58:36
  It's just like it was just too convoluted of a premise to begin with.
• 58:41
  Yeah.
• 58:41
  I have more to say on that. I'll save it.
• 58:43
  Okay. Ultimately everyone is incredibly forgettable.
• 58:50
  We'll leave it at that. I think I'm
• 58:52
  So I mean
• 58:53
  gonna put zero for this test too.
• 58:55
  Feel like we have to. I mean I
• 58:58
  We're being objective.
• 59:00
  I felt like
• 59:02
  This is so bad. This might be our low scoring one.
• 59:04
  Yeah. No.
• 59:07
  Wait, there's still a chance?
• 59:09
  I
• 59:09
  I think that it'll get some points,
• 59:11
  but maybe not.
• 59:12
  Yeah.
• 59:12
  We'll see. Maybe I shouldn't be s too presumptuous,
• 59:15
  but
• 59:16
  Yeah, it could still get stapleised.
• 59:17
  Okay.
• 59:18
  Or stapline.
• 59:20
  All right. Let's do rewatchability.
• 59:21
  Mm-hmm.
• 59:26
  So are you ready to move on?
• 59:30
  Okay. So this is the movies that we can watch over and over again.
• 59:35
  For us that's national treasure.
• 59:36
  For you, I
• 59:37
  Mm-hmm.
• 59:38
  hope it's not light year. Because I don't really have plans to watch this movie
• 59:41
  ~ Dog N O P E
• 59:43
  again.
• 59:48
  And
• 59:48
  I
• 59:48
  feel like I was watching Stranger Things season five and
• 59:52
  yeah.
• 59:53
  not the ending part.
• 59:56
  Yeah. ~ so here's what I I wanted to say about this movie.
• 1:00:00
  I I felt the reason I didn't see this movie when it came out is was just like
• 1:00:06
  I disagreed with the premise to begin with.
• 1:00:09
  Just like I didn't think it was a good concept for a movie.
• 1:00:12
  I thought it was too confusing.
• 1:00:13
  ~ the idea that like this isn't Buzz Lightyear,
• 1:00:19
  this is Buzz Lightyear was based on a character in a movie and we're showing
• 1:00:23
  you this movie.
• 1:00:25
  And like, well why wouldn't the toy just look like the the movie?
• 1:00:29
  Why wouldn't it be the same voice and all you know,
• 1:00:32
  all that stuff? I was thinking about this 'cause actually a similar thing
• 1:00:37
  I'm I'm gonna go down a Star Wars ~ rabbit hole here for a minute.
• 1:00:42
  Okay. So I feel like there's two examples of this.
• 1:00:46
  One was like when episode nine came out and the trailer for that revealed like
• 1:00:52
  the Emperor was back.
• 1:00:54
  I was like, I disagree with that that choice.
• 1:00:57
  So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go see this movie,
• 1:00:59
  but already like I'm
• 1:01:00
  Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  it's already at a disadvantage because I I don't feel like that's the right choice.
• 1:01:06
  Same thing with like ~ Kelsey was asking me if I
• 1:01:12
  was gonna watch that Darth Maul show that came out on Disney Plus.
• 1:01:17
  yeah.
• 1:01:18
  And look, I have watched all the animated shows,
• 1:01:22
  like the Clone Wars and
• 1:01:23
  Rebels and stuff. So I understand I understand
• 1:01:24
  You're qualified, Jonathan. You
• 1:01:27
  that Darth Maul is back. Doesn't mean I agree with it.
• 1:01:29
  Like
• 1:01:30
  Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  I like and she even agreed like like she was kind of confused by it.
• 1:01:35
  Like it just doesn't make sense.
• 1:01:36
  Like I just feel like he died in that in that movie.
• 1:01:39
  Why are they bringing him back?
• 1:01:40
  And I felt like Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  If Darth Maul is back, Mace Windu has to be back.
• 1:01:43
  That's my thing.
• 1:01:46
  So like I know like George Lucas himself brought that character back,
• 1:01:50
  but I just feel like I disagree with that.
• 1:01:53
  And so I haven't
• 1:01:53
  Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  even though I've watched all the other shows,
• 1:01:55
  like I just haven't had much interest in like watching that that show.
• 1:01:59
  Even though I've heard great things that it's that it's a great show.
• 1:02:03
  But you know, I might get around to watching it,
• 1:02:06
  but I'm just like it's something that it's like already at a disadvantage.
• 1:02:09
  And that's what I feel like is with this movie.
• 1:02:12
  I also feel like this is Pixar's attempt at distancing themselves from
• 1:02:19
  Tim Allen and it backfired. Like
• 1:02:22
  Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Like I
• 1:02:23
  think and maybe they were just like,
• 1:02:25
  Toy Story, that's its own thing,
• 1:02:27
  and maybe we can spin off and do these movies.
• 1:02:29
  But I feel like there was some agenda to be like,
• 1:02:32
  We don't like Tim Allen. He's outspoken against like,
• 1:02:36
  you know, in our politics and things like that.
• 1:02:39
  And we're just gonna
• 1:02:40
  Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  like we're just gonna go off in this new direction.
• 1:02:43
  Like I'm not saying that this movie would have succeeded if it
• 1:02:47
  had Tim Allen's voice. It would have helped.
• 1:02:50
  But also I just feel like they could have just made
• 1:02:53
  I don't
• 1:02:53
  even know.
• 1:02:54
  Yeah, it I think they just could have made a straightforward buzzlight year
• 1:02:58
  adventure
• 1:02:59
  Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  without it being as like convoluted as this,
• 1:03:04
  you know? I don't know. Just be like this is a spinoff.
• 1:03:05
  I agree.
• 1:03:07
  I think there's a way it could work if you recast
• 1:03:12
  it and you rewrite it.
• 1:03:15
  Like, the story just is confusing and I don't like the choices with the story.
• 1:03:21
  I don't like how
• 1:03:21
  The s the the concept
• 1:03:23
  is confusing, the story is confusing,
• 1:03:25
  the the choice of the actor is confusing 'cause it's not the same
• 1:03:28
  guy that's been voicing him for twenty years,
• 1:03:30
  like
• 1:03:31
  Right.
• 1:03:32
  Yeah. And if it's a toy, how hard is it to really even
• 1:03:34
  Yeah.
• 1:03:34
  match the voice? And it's more confusing because Disney already has a
• 1:03:39
  f a superhero franchise, sci fi franchise with this guy.
• 1:03:45
  And there's a lot of similarities to those movies.
• 1:03:47
  Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 1:03:51
  And he sounds exactly the same as Captain America.
• 1:03:54
  This is my least favorite Chris Evans movie.
• 1:04:00
  And I don't even hate the guy.
• 1:04:02
  No, I I and I don't think he did bad or anything.
• 1:04:06
  I like I don't feel like it's Chris Evans' fault.
• 1:04:09
  I just think it's just not someone should have said no to this concept,
• 1:04:14
  just just
• 1:04:15
  Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  in general. Like I I just don't feel like this was I don't wanna be like,
• 1:04:20
  this movie never should have been made,
• 1:04:22
  but like yeah, I feel like I feel like they shouldn't have made this one.
• 1:04:23
  Maybe Maybe they should Mighty Ducks game changers this sucker.
• 1:04:32
  yeah, so I I don't think I would rewatch this movie.
• 1:04:37
  ~ I just really didn't I enjoyed
• 1:04:40
  With you on that.
• 1:04:41
  I enjoyed actually the first half of it,
• 1:04:43
  but as it progressed, it I just kinda lost interest in it.
• 1:04:47
  The more
• 1:04:48
  Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  like dumb choices it kinda made,
• 1:04:50
  I was just like, I don't I'm not that invested in this.
• 1:04:56
  I I could see myself watching it maybe one time but like on accident.
• 1:05:00
  Yeah. Like I I I do you know,
• 1:05:05
  I'm a fan of the franchise. What will happen is like a certain number
• 1:05:09
  of years will go by and I'll like,
• 1:05:10
  Was that really that bad? Was I too hard on it?
• 1:05:12
  Yes. Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  And I'll give
• 1:05:13
  it another shot and then I'll be like,
• 1:05:15
  I don't think I should
• 1:05:15
  it's worse than I thought.
• 1:05:17
  I no, it's not good. But
• 1:05:19
  I just yeah. I I'm not gonna write it off completely again 'cause I'm gonna watch
• 1:05:25
  it it maybe. But I just don't care about it.
• 1:05:30
  I'm not like actively hating on it even though it sounds like I am.
• 1:05:33
  'Cause I have been. I don't know.
• 1:05:37
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Whatever. Alright, I'm giving it a zero again on that.
• 1:05:41
  Okay. We're ~ for four so far.
• 1:05:42
  The sensei sh that's okay.
• 1:05:44
  Okay.
• 1:05:47
  There's still bonus points to be had.
• 1:05:48
  Yeah, okay. Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Just stop thinking about our total until the end at this point.
• 1:05:52
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:54
  Alright. Well we've got the sensational set design.
• 1:05:57
  ~ or film locations.
• 1:06:00
  Filming Okay, so we've got the sensational set design test
• 1:06:06
  and or the filming locations. So basically,
• 1:06:10
  would this pass as a cool location to c like create in a theme park?
• 1:06:15
  Or like ~
• 1:06:19
  Just hack how memorable is the world that they've built.
• 1:06:26
  Well it's
• 1:06:27
  I mean I I I thought it was a good design kind of seeing how they it's basically
• 1:06:34
  like a crash landed I mean, giant star cruiser ship or whatever.
• 1:06:38
  Yeah. The world
• 1:06:39
  And so seeing
• 1:06:41
  how they like develop their community over time was kind of interesting
• 1:06:45
  Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:06:46
  and how they kind of develop
• 1:06:48
  ~
• 1:06:50
  I liked that. And a after a while it's like
• 1:06:52
  Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  sort of the walking dead where after the first couple of seasons everyone's just
• 1:06:57
  like these guys are not intimidating,
• 1:07:00
  so you just keep at an arm's length
• 1:07:02
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:03
  with the the the viant vineyard creature.
• 1:07:07
  ~ right, yeah.
• 1:07:09
  So they're just like stabbing it.
• 1:07:11
  Yeah. ~
• 1:07:15
  Yeah, as far as like the planet goes,
• 1:07:16
  like it was it kinda had this like green haze to it.
• 1:07:19
  Like actually when he comes back from one of the missions,
• 1:07:22
  it almost looked like he landed in Dagobah almost.
• 1:07:25
  Just like not the swamp water,
• 1:07:25
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very Star Warsy,
• 1:07:26
  but like had that kind of vibe to it.
• 1:07:29
  It was. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:30
  I'll say that. The planet was Star Warsy,
• 1:07:32
  for sure. That's
• 1:07:33
  what made me feel like this is just like a four episode arc on the Clone Wars.
• 1:07:38
  Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Yeah. Mhm. I I
• 1:07:41
  And
• 1:07:42
  instantly thought of when there's that scene near the end when Kiki Palmer's
• 1:07:48
  character, like she's on that ship and she opens up and you see that
• 1:07:51
  big space window and she's like then she gets scared.
• 1:07:53
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:54
  But it felt like the w
• 1:07:57
  Death Star.
• 1:07:58
  ~ Rise of the Resistance at Disney when you're like you feel like you're on
• 1:08:02
  ~ right.
• 1:08:03
  like it opens up and you see that that window.
• 1:08:05
  That's what it reminded me of.
• 1:08:07
  So
• 1:08:08
  I don't know, I I feel like this is kind of a pass.
• 1:08:10
  I'll give it I'll give it a point a little bit.
• 1:08:10
  Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  I I do feel like everything's a little beige and a little too earthy toned.
• 1:08:15
  Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  ~
• 1:08:19
  There is a bonus point available if this world can be turned into a theme park ride.
• 1:08:24
  Well, it kinda already has,
• 1:08:28
  but for Star Wars, what you were just saying.
• 1:08:31
  And I don't think they would turn this into a theme park ride.
• 1:08:32
  yeah. Well there is a buzzlight you're right,
• 1:08:34
  Any of it.
• 1:08:35
  but it's based on the the two D animated cartoon show,
• 1:08:38
  Absolutely.
• 1:08:38
  so not this.
• 1:08:41
  Not based on this.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Mmm. Okay, well we'll just give it the one point.
• 1:08:49
  One point.
• 1:08:51
  Our first point of the episode.
• 1:08:53
  Wow. Alright,
• 1:08:57
  so our proprietary props test,
• 1:09:00
  which is test number six, is there a standout prop that you can identify
• 1:09:06
  the movie from said prop? I've got two.
• 1:09:10
  Okay. Go ahead.
• 1:09:12
  I was thinking maybe the crystal that but it just somehow keeps what made
• 1:09:18
  me so mad about it, it's like the Guffin.
• 1:09:20
  MacGuffin?
• 1:09:20
  Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:09:24
  That's the word I'm yeah. It just keeps getting out of their hands and
• 1:09:28
  Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  they're like re
• 1:09:31
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:32
  They're always reaching for it while they're fighting or escaping.
• 1:09:36
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:36
  And th th that was too much of that,
• 1:09:39
  I thought. But that's a prop.
• 1:09:44
  That's true. Yeah. The the source of what not I guess it's their fuel or whatever.
• 1:09:50
  It was kinda like the
• 1:09:50
  The fuel.
• 1:09:51
  the solo movie where they're trying to get that like coaxium to go
• 1:09:54
  Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, this is a such a Star Wars movie,
• 1:09:54
  on the Kessel run. ~ it's there's so many Star Wars
• 1:09:59
  kind of. But it I don't get the Star Wars vibe.
• 1:10:01
  connections, but yeah. Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  It's like a Rogue One or Solo
• 1:10:05
  vibe. It's not
• 1:10:07
  Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  It's not like opening of Toy Story 2,
• 1:10:11
  which you wanted.
• 1:10:13
  Yeah, I mean I yeah.
• 1:10:15
  That being said, my other prop which I love is the Darksaber.
• 1:10:22
  to ~ yeah. The machete basically going through the the vines and the jungle.
• 1:10:22
  They have lightsabers in this movie.
• 1:10:24
  Yeah. That's cool.
• 1:10:27
  That was cool. That
• 1:10:29
  It's pretty cool.
• 1:10:31
  was cool.
• 1:10:33
  Yeah, there's just a lot of like tech devices that I think of or like I
• 1:10:38
  d I don't know. There was that thing that they like set down that box they
• 1:10:41
  set on the ground and it would like beam them up to Zerg's ship.
• 1:10:45
  ~
• 1:10:45
  Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  but I don't know. If I was gonna go with one I'd probably go with that
• 1:10:50
  ~ that weapon. The Darksaber
• 1:10:53
  Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  thing. I actually like I Googled ~ Lightyear props and like there's people that have
• 1:10:59
  made like versions of this, so
• 1:11:03
  I feel like I would give it a point loosely.
• 1:11:06
  I because I didn't really
• 1:11:07
  loosely. I'll give it a point too.
• 1:11:10
  think of many many other things,
• 1:11:13
  so
• 1:11:16
  No, I'm good with that.
• 1:11:20
  Right, we've got fantastic foods and where to find them.
• 1:11:23
  Go ahead.
• 1:11:25
  Any foods stand out to you, Jonathan?
• 1:11:26
  Any? Any of
• 1:11:27
  I I thought this would
• 1:11:28
  be a fun one. This is the first Toy Story movie to have foods in it.
• 1:11:33
  Not really. The Cheetos
• 1:11:34
  Not good food.
• 1:11:37
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. ~
• 1:11:39
  okay, what did you think of the the boxes,
• 1:11:42
  like the meals? He would like crack
• 1:11:43
  Like the R. E's.
• 1:11:44
  yeah, he would like crack the box and open it up and it would
• 1:11:46
  Carnel.
• 1:11:46
  inflate it. It reminded me of like those like gummy pizzas
• 1:11:53
  or something like that. I don't know.
• 1:11:55
  Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:11:56
  When they make food that
• 1:11:57
  No.
• 1:11:58
  is just out of gummy material,
• 1:11:59
  that's what that looked like to me.
• 1:12:00
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:02
  Yeah, I think I hate to say it.
• 1:12:07
  I would try that. I would take that backpacking.
• 1:12:08
  Yeah. Yeah, okay.
• 1:12:12
  I'm not intrigued. I mean if it was there,
• 1:12:15
  I'd be like, you know what, I will try that.
• 1:12:17
  That's really weird. But I try weird stuff.
• 1:12:18
  Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:12:21
  Not I would not say I want to reach into the TV and go and eat it.
• 1:12:27
  Like I th I'm not appetized by that very much.
• 1:12:27
  Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah,
• 1:12:30
  I don't know.
• 1:12:31
  it didn't
• 1:12:33
  it it didn't look good to me really.
• 1:12:35
  I don't know.
• 1:12:36
  It was memorable.
• 1:12:38
  It was memorable, yeah. ~ what
• 1:12:41
  It did not look good.
• 1:12:42
  yeah. How how do you feel about the sandwich scene?
• 1:12:46
  The sandwich
• 1:12:47
  I liked that idea that the idea of a sandwich changes over time.
• 1:12:53
  And it kinda already has, 'cause people are low carb these days,
• 1:12:59
  so there's like, I don't want bread on my sandwich.
• 1:13:00
  Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, sure. I get that aspect,
• 1:13:04
  So I thought that wa I thought that was cool.
• 1:13:04
  yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  But
• 1:13:06
  like did the food itself look really good?
• 1:13:09
  No. It they described it as wet.
• 1:13:11
  And that's the best part.
• 1:13:12
  Yeah. Like I just felt I
• 1:13:15
  I just felt like I could feel it in my hands as they were eating it.
• 1:13:18
  Yeah. I could feel it sli slide through the package while it was
• 1:13:18
  It was very detailed. The cold,
• 1:13:21
  cold cuts. Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  ~ nope.
• 1:13:26
  Yeah. I I also just thought it was just such a weird scene.
• 1:13:31
  Like the humor and like I don't know you said you kinda liked it,
• 1:13:35
  but I I kinda felt like that was just a weird moment of just like this
• 1:13:39
  is just humor that isn't really connecting,
• 1:13:41
  I feel like, for me.
• 1:13:43
  I didn't find it as humor I wasn't saying I liked the humor.
• 1:13:45
  Mm. Yeah. Sure.
• 1:13:45
  I said I liked the idea that over time the idea of a sandwich can change.
• 1:13:48
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  But I don't I don't there's both of the foods in this movie are very memorable,
• 1:13:55
  but I'm not gonna give it a point.
• 1:13:57
  I don't think.
• 1:13:57
  They're memorable, but
• 1:13:58
  yeah. Wow. I thought this would be interesting to talk about the foods
• 1:14:03
  on this one though, but yeah.
• 1:14:03
  No, it was.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah.
• 1:14:05
  And honestly, I can identify th from that I can identify the movie from
• 1:14:11
  a picture of that food. It was very memorable.
• 1:14:12
  That's true. But it's just
• 1:14:15
  So I wonder
• 1:14:15
  if we should give it the point based off of that.
• 1:14:17
  Not based off of do I wanna eat it.
• 1:14:20
  I
• 1:14:20
  I feel like it's gotta be good though.
• 1:14:22
  Like you gotta want to eat it.
• 1:14:22
  It does have to be good. Binging
• 1:14:24
  Yeah.
• 1:14:25
  with Babish has to make it and make it well.
• 1:14:27
  Yeah. Hmm.
• 1:14:32
  All right. Nothing.
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  All right.
• 1:14:40
  Mm.
• 1:14:41
  Ha ha.
• 1:14:41
  Charlie, what do think about the cinematography and animation?
• 1:14:47
  Well, I I thought it was really good.
• 1:14:49
  Like I I thought this movie looks good as far as the detail.
• 1:14:53
  Yeah. Yeah, I guess it looks good.
• 1:14:54
  ~
• 1:14:56
  like it's not the style that I wanted this movie to be,
• 1:14:59
  but if it's going for this look,
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  then like ~ yeah,
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  I mean I I feel like it it does ~ actually let me let me show you
• 1:15:08
  a screenshot of what I got on my my screen here.
• 1:15:10
  ~ Cause
• 1:15:14
  Just going back to my thoughts on it being like a astronaut kind of space movie
• 1:15:18
  or something like that, like this shot here looks like the poster
• 1:15:23
  for that like first man movie with Ryan Gosling,
• 1:15:25
  Yeah, it looks normal.
• 1:15:26
  you know?
• 1:15:26
  Like that's that's kind of the vibes I got from the trailer.
• 1:15:29
  But ~
• 1:15:29
  Yeah.
• 1:15:32
  yeah, I was just gonna pull that up,
• 1:15:33
  but like I do think that it has a good look to it.
• 1:15:37
  Some of it all look kind of looks
• 1:15:38
  I think so.
• 1:15:39
  the same, but I I feel like the animation is really good.
• 1:15:42
  I I feel like your counter argument might be like,
• 1:15:45
  it's too good, you know? But also it's Yeah,
• 1:15:48
  No, I've said that for the past couple Toy Story movies.
• 1:15:51
  yeah.
• 1:15:51
  I won't say that because it's not supposed to be toys.
• 1:15:55
  What I okay, here's the question too,
• 1:15:58
  just to get a little more meta on it.
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  Is this this is the movie that Andy saw in theaters in nineteen ninety five.
• 1:16:06
  The animation was not that good in
• 1:16:09
  No it was not.
• 1:16:11
  Is was this like a live action movie,
• 1:16:13
  but we're seeing a C G version?
• 1:16:15
  It's
• 1:16:16
  yes, this is a live action movie because Andy is C G.
• 1:16:19
  That's that's where you're getting confused.
• 1:16:24
  Okay, I think that hurt my brain a little bit.
• 1:16:26
  So he saw
• 1:16:28
  Andy is seeing
• 1:16:28
  it just like himself.
• 1:16:30
  Yeah. ~ 'cause they're the same.
• 1:16:32
  It this would be the equivalent to us seeing
• 1:16:35
  a live action movie. Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  I see what you're saying. Okay.
• 1:16:38
  So it's not a different format.
• 1:16:40
  It's just a live action movie.
• 1:16:43
  Yeah. Just like toys would be.
• 1:16:46
  The toys are real life for him too.
• 1:16:50
  Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  So
• 1:16:53
  Well, I mean I I think based on the look of it and something,
• 1:16:57
  that was something I was excited about this movie.
• 1:16:59
  Like it could have a cool look and design to it and everything
• 1:17:02
  Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  and might be a cool like sci fi story.
• 1:17:04
  So I think it gets the cinematography point.
• 1:17:08
  Yeah. I mean I thought it has lots of good lasers and lens flares and
• 1:17:14
  but there were some parts at the beginning that,
• 1:17:16
  on the other hand, makes me feel like this was made by the creators
• 1:17:20
  of Dogpick Stuffins.
• 1:17:22
  Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  A little bit at the beginning seemed a little choppy,
• 1:17:27
  like that weekly Disney Jr.
• 1:17:31
  animation but overall I
• 1:17:33
  Yeah. I would say I didn't love
• 1:17:36
  thought it looked good.
• 1:17:37
  some of the character designs,
• 1:17:39
  but I guess when I'm thinking of it,
• 1:17:40
  I'm thinking of like the scenes in the ship and space and the planet
• 1:17:44
  and but like some of the character designs I didn't I didn't really love
• 1:17:48
  the animation style. It they just kinda looked
• 1:17:51
  Do you think this movie
• 1:17:52
  would be better? Not as a live action remake,
• 1:17:54
  I'm not putting that out in the world,
• 1:17:56
  but
• 1:17:56
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:57
  if they just made this a live movie,
• 1:18:01
  not animated, not even by Pixar.
• 1:18:03
  Just Disney made it.
• 1:18:10
  But not a remake. Like, had they not made this,
• 1:18:13
  had they j
• 1:18:13
  Had they if
• 1:18:13
  this was instead of this, yeah.
• 1:18:17
  ~ I don't I don't think so.
• 1:18:20
  I think there's too many confusing plot points and like storylines that just don't
• 1:18:26
  Trying to help it out a little bit.
• 1:18:26
  really Yeah,
• 1:18:27
  no. I mean it I think the movie looks good and that that is a credit to it,
• 1:18:31
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:18:32
  I would say.
• 1:18:34
  I'll give it the point, I think.
• 1:18:36
  I think it's I think it no however the set design I did not like as much.
• 1:18:43
  even though we gave that the point.
• 1:18:48
  ~ it it did do a good job of me feeling like it was kind of Star Warsy.
• 1:18:54
  Although it didn't have the heart of a Star Wars movie.
• 1:18:59
  So, alright. Costume test. This is one where I feel like this
• 1:19:05
  is a easy one to to pass. Because.
• 1:19:13
  These suits are so cool. Like,
• 1:19:16
  You like this? Yeah.
• 1:19:16
  I like
• 1:19:17
  the different the multicolored,
• 1:19:19
  like Iron Man 3
• 1:19:21
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:22
  new types of suits to have. I
• 1:19:24
  Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  like that a lot. I like the blue and I like the red ones too.
• 1:19:28
  But like they're just so real and like metallically like
• 1:19:32
  Yeah.
• 1:19:33
  I guess it looks like debris hit them.
• 1:19:35
  I
• 1:19:35
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:36
  I feel like I've seen a video of some dude doing the cosplay of this suit.
• 1:19:43
  Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  And it was
• 1:19:43
  like a real or maybe it was just a Iron Man version.
• 1:19:47
  It was a Buzz Lightyear colored Iron Man.
• 1:19:53
  Iron Man's ~ Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  And I was like, that's pretty cool.
• 1:19:56
  ~
• 1:20:00
  Yeah. I think it is cool. It is a cool look to it.
• 1:20:01
  It it it it gives it a new look to the Buzz
• 1:20:03
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:05
  Light Your generic costume. So
• 1:20:07
  I
• 1:20:08
  I was confused on like some of the functionality of it 'cause like
• 1:20:13
  it was just different. Like the red button was like a
• 1:20:15
  Uh-huh.
• 1:20:15
  pull cord, there was no wings.
• 1:20:18
  Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  But they kind of explained that later on,
• 1:20:21
  like they kinda changed the suit.
• 1:20:23
  But again, I felt like that was like a a moment of like you didn't have
• 1:20:27
  to give that a backstory. Like
• 1:20:30
  Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  But having said that, I did think the the suits looked cool.
• 1:20:36
  Speaking of the story, like I almost want them to redo this and
• 1:20:40
  do a different story. Like make a sequel for Lightyear.
• 1:20:43
  Just have a better story. Cause this origin
• 1:20:46
  I yeah.
• 1:20:48
  is just kind of annoying to understand.
• 1:20:50
  Yeah. It's not g I
• 1:20:53
  yeah. I I didn't agree with like the premise of this movie,
• 1:20:57
  but I feel like there is a way where they could have done this well.
• 1:21:01
  Yeah.
• 1:21:01
  It's like this is a side
• 1:21:03
  w a side comic edition that's like very rare that nobody really read.
• 1:21:08
  ~
• 1:21:13
  What is the episode? Comics?
• 1:21:18
  What's the number numbering system for comics?
• 1:21:23
  Editions?
• 1:21:27
  You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:21:28
  The volume?
• 1:21:32
  Anyways, it's like if there was a comic book series on Buzz Lightyear Star Command
• 1:21:37
  Like a variant or something or I don't know.
• 1:21:40
  No
• 1:21:42
  I don't know what I'm thinking of.
• 1:21:43
  Anyways, if there was a comic book series if this was based off
• 1:21:47
  of comic book series, which it's trying us f to get us to understand that,
• 1:21:51
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:21:51
  because it's basically Marvel,
• 1:21:53
  this would not be like the main story.
• 1:21:57
  It seems like a side plot story that
• 1:22:00
  shouldn't have been like this is the origin movie.
• 1:22:05
  Like this is his main story of him
• 1:22:05
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:07
  trapping his friends on this planet.
• 1:22:11
  I don't know. They could have done better with the story.
• 1:22:15
  Sorry.
• 1:22:16
  Yeah. Yeah. Give it a point.
• 1:22:16
  But the costume's great. I
• 1:22:19
  like I'll give it a point. I'll give it a point.
• 1:22:22
  Mm-hmm.
• 1:22:24
  I really did like the blue the blue suit a lot.
• 1:22:27
  That one was cool. And speaking of cool,
• 1:22:30
  we've have our last test. The cool credits test.
• 1:22:32
  Okay.
• 1:22:34
  Now Jonathan saw points possible.
• 1:22:36
  So this factors in the opening points,
• 1:22:40
  opening credits and in credits,
• 1:22:42
  but there's a bonus point if it has a good DVD menu.
• 1:22:46
  Okay. Okay.
• 1:22:49
  It fails the opening because it's not the opening of Toy Story Two.
• 1:22:53
  Okay.
• 1:22:55
  I just it should have been no.
• 1:22:57
  I don't I don't think there are
• 1:22:58
  I don't think there are opening credits.
• 1:23:00
  It just goes into the movie.
• 1:23:01
  it's like an opening it's like a cold open and then they start
• 1:23:05
  the like the opening titles a little bit later on.
• 1:23:09
  ~ and then the credits I don't yeah,
• 1:23:14
  I don't think there's anything great about it.
• 1:23:15
  The credits themselves
• 1:23:16
  Yeah.
• 1:23:19
  No. There's
• 1:23:22
  Sno no bloopers at the end.
• 1:23:22
  the There's two in credit
• 1:23:27
  scenes and it's the laser shield guy in the office.
• 1:23:33
  Yeah.
• 1:23:35
  s like, that's funny. Meh, I don't care.
• 1:23:37
  And then there's a stupid spooky image
• 1:23:43
  of Berserg's eyes light up as he's floating in space.
• 1:23:48
  Whoa, he's alive still.
• 1:23:48
  Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
• 1:23:51
  Teasing a sequel.
• 1:23:58
  I'm gonna give that a zero.
• 1:24:00
  Yeah, I I I would say so.
• 1:24:02
  However,
• 1:24:03
  D V D menu, I looked it up. It's boring.
• 1:24:06
  Okay. Yeah, had it. Okay.
• 1:24:09
  No, but it is it is good. I think it's it's passable because they tried.
• 1:24:14
  Okay.
• 1:24:14
  I feel like in twenty twenty two you don't have to try very hard.
• 1:24:18
  Yeah, no one buys those except for me,
• 1:24:19
  you know.
• 1:24:20
  It it w it still wasn't good. But it's basically a mission control screen
• 1:24:28
  where it has like the vitals of the ship and like the cat and but there's no like
• 1:24:37
  It's just random shapes and numbers across the screen.
• 1:24:41
  But they are moving.
• 1:24:46
  In this
• 1:24:46
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:24:48
  but it's not like super exciting.
• 1:24:51
  But
• 1:24:51
  Yeah.
• 1:24:52
  it's enough to get the one point,
• 1:24:53
  I'd say. So
• 1:24:56
  Yeah, I just watched it on Disney Plus.
• 1:24:58
  That's where I watched all the shorts and stuff,
• 1:25:00
  so Yeah.
• 1:25:01
  Yeah. Well
• 1:25:03
  hey you wanna total this up, Jonathan?
• 1:25:05
  We can do that. You ready for this to be a stapleist picture?
• 1:25:07
  Yeah. Let's
• 1:25:11
  I don't think it's going to.
• 1:25:12
  We have one, two, three, four,
• 1:25:14
  and five. And I'd say we were very generous.
• 1:25:19
  Okay, that I feel like I feel like that's what we gave Space Camp.
• 1:25:23
  So
• 1:25:24
  Yeah, maybe.
• 1:25:26
  yeah. ~ listeners,
• 1:25:29
  I enjoyed Space Camp more than I liked this movie.
• 1:25:32
  But that's the the test is spoken and ~
• 1:25:34
  Yeah. This movie's a quack.
• 1:25:38
  it's a quack.
• 1:25:39
  It this is an aggressive quack.
• 1:25:41
  Yeah. I I ~ it's one of those things like
• 1:25:47
  I feel like I can't I d I don't know.
• 1:25:50
  I I almost want to tell people to watch it just so that they can like have seen it.
• 1:25:54
  But also like
• 1:25:55
  Yeah.
• 1:25:56
  you do not need to watch this movie.
• 1:25:57
  ~
• 1:25:59
  like fanfic, it's like Cursed Child.
• 1:26:01
  You don't need to read that.
• 1:26:01
  Yeah. It's almost
• 1:26:04
  I it is kind of like I wanted to go and and do all the spin offs and stuff,
• 1:26:08
  but it is kind of like a bummer to end our like Toy Story episodes on,
• 1:26:12
  but
• 1:26:13
  Nah,
• 1:26:14
  maybe we could do a bonus episode on it after this.
• 1:26:16
  Yeah. But
• 1:26:18
  we'll see. But yeah, I
• 1:26:20
  Yeah. Well no,
• 1:26:21
  'cause they're making Toy Story Six,
• 1:26:23
  surely.
• 1:26:24
  They yeah, they might.
• 1:26:25
  They have to.
• 1:26:29
  Well we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed that that's not a quack,
• 1:26:31
  but I'm hopeful. They they've been.
• 1:26:34
  Nah, I'm hopeful. Tor Story Five is really good.
• 1:26:35
  It was good. Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  If you haven't seen it yet, listener,
• 1:26:38
  go see Tor Story Five. It was really good.
• 1:26:39
  Then listen to our episode.
• 1:26:40
  You don't have to see
• 1:26:41
  you don't have to see light here.
• 1:26:43
  It's a quack.
• 1:26:43
  No, yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Yikes.
• 1:26:50
  All right. Well, I guess we should wrap it up then.
• 1:26:53
  Alright, well another day, another quack.
• 1:26:56
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• 1:27:02
  And if so, why? Cause we we don't we don't see it.
• 1:27:08
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• 1:27:11
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• 1:27:12
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• 1:27:17
  Yeah. And I I went into it with an open mind,
• 1:27:20
  but I I just I just didn't ~
• 1:27:21
  Yeah, I really did too.
• 1:27:23
  I just didn't enjoy it.
• 1:27:25
  And I'll even go another watch with an open mind.
• 1:27:28
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• 1:27:29
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• 1:27:32
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• 1:27:35
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• 1:27:38
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• 1:27:43
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• 1:27:47
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• 1:27:52
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• 1:27:58
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• 1:28:01
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• 1:28:02
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• 1:28:04
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• 1:28:06
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• 1:28:10
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