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Word Wise Comics · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Hey Max, have you checked out the new video game at the
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  arcade? What?
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  Video game. Motel Kung Bat 3.
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  It's a bat that knows Kung Fu. It attacks people when they
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  check into motels. It's really cool.
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  What does it do it? Kicks your head off before it
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  sucks out your blood. Let's skip school and play a few
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  games. No way man, my dad won't like it
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  if I skip school. Besides, that game sounds evil.
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  I hate what is evil and I love what is good.
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  Romans 12/9. Come on, everybody plays it.
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  Wrong. Not everybody.
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  I'm not. Where are you going, little
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  buddy? To class.
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  See you later. You know what your problem is?
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  You don't know what's fun. Hi, Polly.
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  What's all the yelling about? Hey Stacy, how would you like to
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  play a few games of Motel Combat 30?
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  Are you kidding? That's the most disgusting game
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  I've ever seen. Besides, I'm not very good at
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  those video games. I prefer.
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  Board games myself, like checkers or sorry.
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  Well, what about a Ouija board? That's evil.
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  I would never play that. I hate what is evil and I love
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  what is good. Romans 12/9.
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  Come on, Stacy, everybody plays it.
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  Wrong. Not everybody.
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  Hey, what's the hurry? I'm going to class.
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  What's the matter with everybody?
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  Nobody wants to have any fun around here.
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  Who are you yelling at? Hey, have you seen the new video
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  game at the arcade? You mean Jurassic Barney?
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  No. Motel Combat Three Man When
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  someone checks into a motel, his back kicks their head off and
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  sucks their blood. Cool.
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  Come on, let's go play a few games.
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  Sure. Man, I'll do anything so.
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  People will. Like me.
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  We've got to think of a way to get rid of that Dick Tracy.
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  He's bad for business. He's a smart cop, Big.
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  Boy, he's. A smart cop, all right, but
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  we're smarter gangsters. Are we?
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  Smarter gangsters Plum face. Yeah, big boy, we're smarter
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  gangsters. OK, then it's settled.
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  We're smarter than Dick Tracy, so let's think of something to
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  outsmart Tracy. I've got it.
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  We'll frame Tracy. Frame.
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  Him boss. Yeah, frame him.
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  We'll commit a crime and make it look like Tracy did it.
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  Everyone in the world will think he did it.
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  The world's were framed by the word of God.
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  Hebrews 11/3. What did you say?
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  The world's were framed by the word of God.
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  Hebrews 11/3. When you said everyone in the
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  world will think he did it, it made me think of that verse.
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  You know God created the earth by the power of His Word.
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  What am I? Sunday school here?
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  We're gangsters. This is a hideout.
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  This is not a Sunday school. I'm sorry, big boy, I didn't
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  mean nothing by it. Now concentrate.
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  We're thinking of a way to frame Tracy.
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  Now think I know why they call you plum face.
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  You look like a plum in the face.
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  What are you thinking? Plum face.
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  Nothing. You're thinking something, I can
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  tell. What?
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  Is it? I don't want to say.
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  It's OK, Say it. We're brainstorming here.
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  Say what's on your mind. The world's were framed by the
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  word of God. Hebrews 11/3.
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  Get out. Get your plum face out of my
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  face. All right, Fumbles.
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  Help me think. We've got to figure out a way to
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  frame Tracy. That Tracy is a smart cop.
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  I know that, but Plum Face and I have already figured out that
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  we're smarter than Tracy. We are.
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  Yes, we. Are I didn't know that.
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  Well, now you know it. How do I know it's true?
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  It's true because I said it. We're smarter, that's the truth.
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  Have you ever known me to? Lie.
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  Don't. Answer that.
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  Do not answer that. Now I need you to think.
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  We're going to figure out a way to commit a crime and frame
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  Tracy so that the whole world thinks he did it.
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  Help me think. What is it, boss?
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  What's wrong? Did you think of something?
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  Yeah, I thought of something that I shouldn't have.
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  Must be bad. What was it the?
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  World's were framed by the word of God.
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  Hebrews 11/3. What?
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  It's a long story. You know God created the earth
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  by the power of His Word. How would you like me to create
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  pain with the power of my vest? How would you like that?
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  Huh. I wouldn't like that boss.
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  Then stay focused here. Don't drop the ball fumbles.
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  I need a home run. Don't you mean a touchdown?
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  Whatever. Now think, what's the matter?
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  Now you got me thinking it. Thinking what?
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  The world's were framed by the word of God.
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  Before I break something or someone.
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  How did you find me, Tracy? I had you framed.
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  You should be in jail by now. Well, big boy, everyone knows
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  cops are smarter than crooks. I'm not a crook, I'm a gangster.
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  All right, everyone knows cops are smarter than gangsters.
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  No, they're not. We're smarter than you, Tracy.
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  We've already thought of that, and we're smarter.
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  Well then how come you're the one under arrest and not me?
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  That's a good one. Let me think about that for a
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  moment, Tracy. I give up.
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  What's the matter big boy? Can't figure it out.
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  All I can think of is the world's were framed by the word
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  of God. Hebrews 11/3.
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  What? It's plum face's fault.
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  Do you like pie, Tracy? Because I'm going to take Plum
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  face by the head and slam him into a pie and fumbles.
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  He dropped. The ball, Tracy, I think I'll
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  penalize him. 15 yard penalty. 15 years, that's what you'll
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  get, big boy. 15 years cuffing boys.
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  I, Doctor Eric von Frankenstein, have created man in my own
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  image. I will now uncover my greatest
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  invention. Hey, what's up doc?
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  You are a donkey. You do not look like me.
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  Oh thank God I don't look like you.
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  Have you looked in the mirror lately?
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  And I thought Shrek was ugly. Something went wrong.
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  I make man in my image. Oh, you see, that's where you
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  went wrong. Genesis 127 says God created man
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  in his own image, in the image of God.
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  He created him, male and female, He created them.
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  You see, man was created to live forever in the presence of God.
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  Now Shrek is not happy about it because he's not a man and he's
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  a he's a thing. And Lady Fiona is as pleased as
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  a Peach because she's a woke man.
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  You know, female. That's it.
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  What's it? I will make female next time.
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  Next time, What do you mean? Next time?
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  Don't tell me you're going to try this again.
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  You know you're as bad as Shrek. Ain't nobody listen to a thing I
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  say. Lookout World.
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  I, Doctor Eric von Frankenstein, have finally created the female
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  creature. This is now my greatest
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  invention. No offense, Donkey.
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  Oh, none taken. You know girls.
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  Are pretty complicated just. Ask God.
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  Here she is, where am I? That is your greatest invention.
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  Now I. Am offended this.
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  Can't be, it's a pig. Hey, who are you calling a pig?
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  He called you a pig. Pig.
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  This is impossible. What?
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  Could have gone wrong. I'll tell you what went wrong.
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  Number one, that pig is in denial.
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  She needs to take a good look in the mirror #2 you went wrong,
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  you're not God. Genesis 127 says God created man
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  in his own image, in the image of God.
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  He created him, male and female, He created them.
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  I don't know how many more times I'm going to have to tell you
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  that. You try to make a man and you
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  get me. You try to make a girl and you
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  get a pig. Just do us a favor.
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  Don't try to make any pets. I would hate to see what happens
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  if you started making dogs or cats or other stuff like that.
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  That's it. What's it?
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  Did I say something? What did I say?
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  Oh. Oh, no, you're not.
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  You're not going to make a dog, are you, Doctor Frankenstein?
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  I do. Not like dogs, they're always
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  nipping at my heels. And the barking?
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  That's enough to get on anybody's nerves.
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  Look doc. You are.
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  Really starting to scare me. You can't play God.
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  If I told you once, I told you 100 times.
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  Genesis 127 says God created man in his own image, in the image
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  of God. He created him, male and female.
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  He created them. So why don't you just give up
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  and let you and me go to Disneyland or something?
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  What do you? Say.
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  Did someone say Disneyland? I wouldn't be caught.
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  Dead at Disneyland with a pig. I know you're not talking about
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  Moi because I was created to live forever in the presence of
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  God. You an eternal being.
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  Have you ever heard of bacon and sausage?
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  Because that's where you're headed.
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  This is now my greatest invention.
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  Oh, now where have I heard that before?
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  Just pull the covers off and let's see what mess you made
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  this time. I made.
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  Hamster. That's a hammer.
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  Not a hamster. Well, that's the closest you've
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  been so far and it's a decent looking hammer at that.
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  No, this can't be happening. I am the smartest scientist.
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  In the world and all I can do is.
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  Create junk. Did you see that Hammer just
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  knocked Doctor Frankenstein out? Cold.
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  That's what he gets for calling us junk.
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  Still, it's a little much, don't you think?
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  Hey Hammer, is it OK if I call you Hammer?
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  Have you ever been to Disneyland?