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FULL SHOW: My Coworker is the Literal WORST! · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to us.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 3: Seacrest.
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  Speaker 2: On air, on air, on.
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  Speaker 1: Air with Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 2: Kiss. Give me everything. Good morning. Sisney, Tanya, the back room.
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  Speaker 1: We're here.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Jen. We've got Ruby. We've got intern Bella.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Michaela. It is an abundance of female power.
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  Speaker 2: What can I learn this morning? I could learn so
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  Speaker 2: much from all of y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: God, I'm so excited to learn something today. It's the
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  Speaker 2: best part about this. Always insights from you. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about what should today, what should we bring?
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  Speaker 2: What should you bring to today? And that is something positive.
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  Speaker 2: And it's kind of distilled down to, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: I do really enjoy, I'm curious. I do like to
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  Speaker 2: talk to strangers. I will see somebody in a store.
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  Speaker 2: I'll ask him questions. I'll see somebody in the Uber,
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  Speaker 2: the driver. I'll ask him questions. I will talk to anybody, really,
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  Speaker 2: and ask them questions. And I got to thinking that
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  Speaker 2: maybe what I should do and what we should do
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  Speaker 2: to frame that up is be curious, but also be
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  Speaker 2: the reason why. Be the reason why today somebody has
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  Speaker 2: a better day. Compliment them. Show interest in them. Because
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  Speaker 2: you don't know what they're going through, but you could
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  Speaker 2: be the reason that they have a better day.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Or it turns it around for them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It could be a simple thing of just listening, showing interest,
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  Speaker 2: asking about their complimenting them, whatever it is. We could
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  Speaker 2: really be the reason someone's day is better. So start
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  Speaker 2: Sisney with you to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good, I like that feeling of like making
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  Speaker 1: somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: Be the reason that they're going to have a better day.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I love your hair today, Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: Do you?
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  Speaker 1: I really do.
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  Speaker 3: It's up. Me too.
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  Speaker 1: It's bouncy. It's full of energy.
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  Speaker 2: It's volumey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm in the Burr months. I changed my hair
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  Speaker 2: for the Burr months.
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  Speaker 1: You can feel it.
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  Speaker 5: It's very, you're giving very yoga, yogi this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've been doing it for what?
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: Two weeks now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My breathing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So now, Tanya, give Sisney, make her day better. Be
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  Speaker 2: the reason.
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  Speaker 5: Sisney.
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  Speaker 1: The way she just looked at me.
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  Speaker 6: Um, I love the way that you come in and
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  Speaker 6: I can tell you everything and that I always feel
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  Speaker 6: like you have my back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 7: It's not supposed to be so heavy, but, but you
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  Speaker 7: get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You probably don't get it, but I get what she's
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  Speaker 1: telling me.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you stop at Chipotle today and you order
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  Speaker 2: your food or Jersey Mike's where Jordan works, ask Jordan
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  Speaker 2: the question. Make her day better. Be the reason she
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  Speaker 2: has a better day.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: That's my thought for the day.
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  Speaker 1: Now you to Tanya.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I want it to come organically later in the show.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's contrived if I do it now.
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  Speaker 1: You made us do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you didn't know it was coming. I know
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  Speaker 2: it was coming. I want it to be natural.
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  Speaker 3: You watch.
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  Speaker 2: Stick around for four hours. You'll see. Interesting. You wake
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  Speaker 2: up in the morning. Sometimes you have to get your labs,
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  Speaker 2: your blood work, right? You can't have your coffee. You
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  Speaker 2: get your blood work done. Sometimes you take a survey
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  Speaker 2: or you study for a test. But of all of
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  Speaker 2: us here, who do you think this morning, and think
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  Speaker 2: about all the players here, who do you think this
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  Speaker 2: morning took a pregnancy test? It was not me. Was
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  Speaker 2: it you, Ruby?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Was it you, Tanya?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, but I've taken about 100 in the last.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then why did... It was you, Sissany?
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  Speaker 1: It was me.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you take the test this morning?
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  Speaker 9: Because there's some weird stuff happening in my life right now.
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  Speaker 5: And I.
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  Speaker 9: First of all, it would be the craziest miracle of
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  Speaker 9: miracles if I was pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: I have an IUD.
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  Speaker 9: And if you don't know what that is, that is basically.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Permanent birth control. They say it's 99, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't trust that little one. That's basically 100.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's the thing. It would
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  Speaker 1: be crazy if I was.
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  Speaker 4: But.
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  Speaker 2: I.
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  Speaker 9: Was experiencing symptoms that have not gone away for the
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  Speaker 9: last few days. And I was like, the only thing,
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  Speaker 9: you know, I'll just tell you exactly what's going on.
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  Speaker 9: The only time my boobs have ever been like, like
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  Speaker 9: hurt or feel sore is when I'm pregnant. And I
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  Speaker 9: haven't felt that in like five years. And so all
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  Speaker 9: of a sudden my boobs were all sore. I'm like,
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  Speaker 9: oh my gosh, could I, could I be, and I
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  Speaker 9: don't really track my period because it's always all regular.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, I need to find out.
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  Speaker 9: I couldn't go on with my day to day without
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  Speaker 9: Instacarting a pregnancy test in my house this morning to
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  Speaker 9: take it, which told me I am not pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: Girl, you could have called me.
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  Speaker 2: I've got 500 of those bad boys. Can you believe
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  Speaker 2: the one? I, I, I'm believing it.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: It'd be really weird if I was, then there's like
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  Speaker 9: the 0.001% chance.
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  Speaker 1: Like no way.
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  Speaker 5: They're very accurate. These tests.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting that you say that this morning. Cause a
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  Speaker 2: couple of days ago, my guy, your guy, my guy,
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  Speaker 2: my doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I never really asked you about this, but
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  Speaker 2: we plan on having kids someday. You and everybody else
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  Speaker 2: asking me this. He goes, you know, you should probably
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  Speaker 2: come check it all out and see if it's all there.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know the process of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's not intimate. It's just like going somewhere so that
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  Speaker 2: can be tested.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You have to like perform the act.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to go into a parking garage, go
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  Speaker 2: in an elevator up to the fifth floor of a
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  Speaker 2: medical building and then perform.
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  Speaker 1: It's what you have to do.
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  Speaker 2: But do I or should I just not?
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  Speaker 5: I think, well, it's if you want, do you want children?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we didn't get that far, but I did think
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  Speaker 2: it was interesting to go check potency. It's up to you.
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  Speaker 9: It's what your heart tells you. Just like my heart
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  Speaker 9: told me, you know what, just take the test just
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  Speaker 9: to really rule this out.
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  Speaker 6: I think you should go test it because you know what,
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  Speaker 6: it's a lot on the woman. The woman's going to
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  Speaker 6: have to go do all types of things, take all
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  Speaker 6: types of things.
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  Speaker 1: The least you could do is get your stuff checked, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I was going to be the reason you're going to
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  Speaker 2: have a good day today. I was going to compliment you,
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  Speaker 2: but that was so harsh and personal and direct.
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  Speaker 6: It's very nice to whomever you are sharing life with.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the The concept, it's the execution that I
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  Speaker 2: am very concerned about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I have faith in you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I have faith in me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I could do it if I
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  Speaker 1: were you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I'm going to grow to Westwood.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to park on P3. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 2: up and say hi to somebody and then go where?
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  Speaker 1: Can you just do it at home and bring it in?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
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  Speaker 5: That's like sterile.
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  Speaker 2: Mark, you probably know.
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  Speaker 1: I do, but I don't know that we should discuss
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  Speaker 1: any further.
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  Speaker 2: No, we should not. I didn't bring this up. They
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  Speaker 2: brought this up. You brought up a pregnancy test.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't have to tell us about your guy.
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  Speaker 2: Why would I not share my guy?
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  Speaker 1: Now we're down this path.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very normal thing. It's the execution I'm
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  Speaker 2: worried about. Okay, so Ruby has a question. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I've been doing something probably since I got
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  Speaker 10: my driver's license. And the other day I did it
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  Speaker 10: and I was like, wait, is this legal or not?
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  Speaker 10: I've basically been used to cutting through gas stations if
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  Speaker 10: I'm waiting to make a right turn.
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  Speaker 2: It's not legal.
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  Speaker 10: Rude.
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  Speaker 4: Rude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so mindful, though.
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  Speaker 8: I look around.
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  Speaker 10: I make sure it's not super busy. I make sure
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  Speaker 10: that the gas station is not jam-packed. And then I
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  Speaker 10: gently make my way through the parking lot and just
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  Speaker 10: turn right.
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  Speaker 2: But do you pretend? Because when we had studios on
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  Speaker 2: the other side of the hill for a while, there
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  Speaker 2: was a gas station that was a cut-through. And I
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  Speaker 2: pretended to pull up to a tank and then acted like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I forgot my credit card and drove away.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. And cut through.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole charade.
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  Speaker 10: No, I don't pretend because the whole point is to
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  Speaker 10: be efficient and to be fast.
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  Speaker 1: So I just am like, okay, just don't mind me.
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  Speaker 4: Make my way.
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  Speaker 2: It's something we all do, but the crime is evading
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  Speaker 2: a traffic control device. So you're basically trying to, you're
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  Speaker 2: doing a work, you're trying to not... engage in that
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  Speaker 2: traffic control device and they could ticket you for that.
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  Speaker 2: Plus the gas station, not going to be happy about
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  Speaker 2: a cut throughs. It's like cut throughs in the neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, now with Waze, it's everywhere. Remember back in
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  Speaker 2: the day before Waze, people would cut through your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: They'd speed through your neighborhood and it would really make
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  Speaker 2: you upset. Now, everybody cuts through everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you can do the gas station though.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I did a Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 1: Did you actually stop and get food though?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, I stopped. I looked at the menu. I had
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  Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom. So I stopped. I went in.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, can I get a minute to think
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  Speaker 2: about it? Then I went to the bathroom. Then I
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  Speaker 2: went out the back.
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  Speaker 1: We've all done it. I really play it out.
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  Speaker 2: I really play it out to the detail.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you though.
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  Speaker 9: I did that once in the carpool lane because I
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  Speaker 9: didn't have people in my car and I was late.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere and it was an emergency. That's bad.
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  Speaker 9: I pretended that there was people in my car. I mean,
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  Speaker 9: I was like talking like this and just making it
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  Speaker 9: seem like somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Drove by and saw me. At least they saw me
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  Speaker 1: talking to the.
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  Speaker 2: Back row to no one in your backseat. Just gesturing.
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  Speaker 1: It was an emergency.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I just do it at one time. That's the greatest
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  Speaker 2: violation of all of these that we're talking about.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: And I haven't done it since. Now there's always people
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  Speaker 1: in my car.
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  Speaker 2: It's Kiss FM. So I don't know if you have cockroaches,
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  Speaker 2: but everybody does. You know what they love? Cardboard.
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  Speaker 10: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: Cockroaches can eat it. They get to it. They leave
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  Speaker 2: pheromones in it. They basically... Love cardboard. So if you
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  Speaker 2: got that lying around, they're coming for that. Just be
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  Speaker 2: aware that that's feeding the cockroaches. Gross.
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  Speaker 1: What about boxes in your garage?
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  Speaker 5: That's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Amazon packages that you just let sit at your front door.
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  Speaker 4: Cardboard.
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  Speaker 2: They love cardboard.
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  Speaker 10: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: Today's quote, there is a future version of you absolutely
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  Speaker 2: begging you to enjoy where you are right now. Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy it. Be the reason. All right, Libby Dean there.
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  Speaker 2: After seven, we are a week and a half into
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  Speaker 2: the fall semester at USC. Our intern, Bella, has got
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  Speaker 2: a major complaint about her fellow Trojans. Look out. Be
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  Speaker 2: careful going back to campus after this. For Sissany, the headlines.
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  Speaker 2: Kiss FM headlines with Sissany. Well, L.A.
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  Speaker 9: County officials are watching a storm that could bring flooding
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  Speaker 9: and debris flows near recent burn scars this Labor Day weekend.
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  Speaker 9: A preliminary 3.4 magnitude earthquake struck near the city of
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  Speaker 9: Ontario this morning, 5.37 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Did you feel it?
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  Speaker 9: It was felt as far away as Irvine, Riverside, and
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  Speaker 9: West Covina. Firefighters stopped the forward progress of a brush
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  Speaker 9: fire that burned yesterday afternoon near the Palmdale area. And
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  Speaker 9: Miley Cyrus will make her Hollywood Bowl debut October 16th
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  Speaker 9: and 18th.
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  Speaker 1: 2.7.
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  Speaker 2: Kiss FM. All right, let's get into this. Then I'll
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  Speaker 2: give away these Jonas Brothers tickets for the hour. So Bella,
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  Speaker 2: final year USC interning here. And you have a gripe
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  Speaker 2: about your fellow Trojans. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: All the men wear flip-flops to class.
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  Speaker 4: Ew.
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  Speaker 9: This is only acceptable if you go to like a
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  Speaker 9: beach school, not downtown LA.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, not even.
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  Speaker 5: It is so gross.
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  Speaker 1: San Diego State, it was like a staple. There was
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  Speaker 1: flip-flops everywhere in San Diego.
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  Speaker 5: Flip-flops at the beach.
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  Speaker 2: But it's hot downtown right now.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: That's comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: Here's my issue.
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  Speaker 9: They will ride their skateboard, and it picks up dirt
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  Speaker 9: when they're pedaling, and then they show up to class
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  Speaker 9: with dirty feet.
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  Speaker 4: Ew.
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  Speaker 1: And I have to look at the feet. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to look at it, but I can see it
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  Speaker 1: when I'm in class.
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  Speaker 2: But this is a double standard. You guys wear those open-toed,
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  Speaker 2: basically flip-flop shoes all the time.
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  Speaker 1: But my feet are clean. Yeah, that's true. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: not skateboarding around campus.
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  Speaker 2: Well, get a skateboard and have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: And the guy's feet are like hairy.
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  Speaker 5: Hairy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And like they don't really trim their nails.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, because two weeks ago I started to do
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  Speaker 2: this yoga stuff that everybody says I should do. I
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  Speaker 2: started looking at all the yoga instructors' toes. And? And
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  Speaker 2: the colors they paint their toes. And they're really good,
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  Speaker 2: their toes. And so I went and I cleaned my
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  Speaker 2: toes so that when I do my upside down dog
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  Speaker 2: i have good toes because i feel like they're looking
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  Speaker 2: at your toes right to see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're being toe shamed i i'm i.
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  Speaker 2: I get the the not clean shoes but come on
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  Speaker 2: 85 on campus you don't want to wrap those puppies
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  Speaker 2: up with socks and a boot.
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  Speaker 9: Wrap those puppies up baby it's like wearing flip-flops to
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  Speaker 9: the airport you just don't do it what are the.
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  Speaker 2: Bruins doing Are they wearing flip-flops? Right? Let's go around.
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  Speaker 2: What are the campuses doing? What's Santa Monica doing? What
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  Speaker 2: are they doing in Pasadena?
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  Speaker 9: I feel like that's more acceptable for UCLA because you're
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  Speaker 9: closer to the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? It's okay if you're inland. It's still not okay.
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  Speaker 2: If you're downtown, you're so far inland, you've got to
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  Speaker 2: cover up.
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  Speaker 1: Downtown, you cannot. It's not okay.
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  Speaker 2: Santa Monica Community College, you guys can go barefoot then.
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  Speaker 1: Flop around.
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  Speaker 3: Pepperdine?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, forget about it. Don't even put a shirt on.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Jonas Brothers tickets next. All right, Tanya, with
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  Speaker 2: your trending report.
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  Speaker 6: So Nicole Kidman sat down with Sandra Bullock to promote
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: Practical Magic 2.
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  Speaker 5: And Nicole started talking.
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  Speaker 9: About real spells that her family uses, mostly love spells.
• 14:11
  Speaker 9: And then she dropped this one.
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: If I'm a little upset with someone, I'll write their
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: name and put it in the freezer. So she's dead serious, too. Apparently,
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: this is a family tradition. Her late mother used to
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: keep her own list of names tucked away in the
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: ice cube tray. Sandy Bullock questioned her on it on camera.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: She was like, wait, is this permanent? Nicole clarified. She said, no,
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: people can come out of the freezer. So there's a
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: path back to her good graces. But this is kind
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: of genius. It's a little bit petty, but it's also harmless.
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: And I feel like it probably feels very satisfying in
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: the moment to do. And so I'm absolutely going to
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: use this Nicole Kidman ritual.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Does anybody have a ritual like this that's different but
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: for this very reason? What's your weird ritual?
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: I used to burn things.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: If things were really bothering me, I would write them
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: down on a piece of paper and I would light
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: them on fire just to kind of release them.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: But I've never done this freezer. This freezer is.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Very interesting to me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I wonder how packed her freezer is. Or crowded.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: And what happens to the person?
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: You freeze them out. So then their energy cannot harm you.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: So I think I have a version of that that
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I would do. I would write their name down and
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: put it in my shoe and just walk all over it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's kind of fun.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think yours is dangerous lighting a fire tonic.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I would not do that. I'd recommend the freezer or
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: putting it inside your soul.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: No, I don't just willy-nilly. I put it in a
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: contained tin. It's not like I'm just.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: But do you get a permit? No.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you're breaking the rules just like Ruby cutting through
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: the gas station.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It's not about me right now.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. But I like the idea of something
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I think it's actually....
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: Freeing right yeah cleanses the bad energy from your life.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Nicole kidman is the best she's in everything everything everything
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: yeah if it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Works for nicole kidman i am gonna try it all right.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Coming up next i got tame and paula and jenny
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: i'll play a game for some halloween hard nights tickets
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: i got christina on the line in stanton she's gonna
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: play for some halloween hard night tickets good morning christina
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: how are you in la this morning hi i'm good Good.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: So I got a four-packet tickets for you to win.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: We're going to play a brand-new game called... How Long
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: is the Wait? Okay, so we have analyzed the wait
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: time data over the last six years at Universal Studios.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Took me four days. I'll give you an attraction. You
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: tell me if the wait time on September 4th is
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: historically longer or shorter than 45 minutes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: You ready?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Got to get three right before you get three wrong.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: The first one. The Simpsons ride... On September 4th, historically
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: longer or shorter than 45 minutes? Shorter. It's longer. 52 minutes,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: 30 seconds.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That's so close.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, next one. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. Longer
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: or shorter than 45 minutes?
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Longer.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: It's shorter.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: That's 29 minutes and 12 seconds.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's nothing.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Didn't everybody be in school at that time, September 4th?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. All right, well, okay, got to
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: get this one to stay in it. Mario Kart, Bowser's Challenge.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Is that longer or shorter than 45 minutes, average September 4th?
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: That one's definitely longer.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It is definitely longer, 47, 48.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Now, because I'm out of these, this is for the win. Okay.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't have any more left. The studio tour at
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Universal Studios, the game is called How Long is the Wait?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Is the studio tour historically longer or shorter than 45
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: minutes on September 4th?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I believe that one's shorter because there's that long bus
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: that takes everybody.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, you are correct.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: You came back and you won.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: You're going to go experience all the lines or no lines, okay?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for listening.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: What do you want to do today? I'm at work
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: What do you do for work?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to hide. I work at a grocery store.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, do we know it? Vons.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we do know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we definitely know it. Thank you very much
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: for listening to us.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to hide from my boss right now.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you. Don't tell Vaughn.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: We have more tickets coming up every hour.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: On Air with Ryan Seacrest.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Are you hinging? So there's a new feature on Hinge. Michaela,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: what's the feature?
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: So it's called Friends Take, and it allows your friends
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: to answer prompts directly on your profile to describe you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: For example, if it were one of us, what would
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: we answer?
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: So I don't get to see the prompts. So your
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: friends get to see them, but I did see one
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: on Hinge, and one was basically something you can count
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: on them for.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You get to pick out of questions like that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: So you want me to answer something?
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: I wanted to see if you'd be open to it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I'm totally open to it. How could it help?
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: I just think that my Hinge profile might be lacking.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Maybe this is why, you know, I haven't gotten that
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: much interest. So maybe this will find someone interested more.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Interested in me.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Putting in a good word for you.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: I don't think Ryan's a good call for that.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: We can have more than one.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: So you can ask all of us, you guys for
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: other friends.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Other guys don't want to see a dude endorse you.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I think they do.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: If a dude blesses this, Could be a good thing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: And why am I not qualified for this?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is he not qualified?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: It's not about you. Don't take it personal. It's not
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: about you.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: He's chewing his pen right now.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: If Michaela's like, these guys are seeing her profile and
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: they see another guy giving her all these compliments. The
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: guys are going to be like, so why isn't she
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: dating this guy?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Well, can't I say it's me from work? Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: So you're single. She's single.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Like it's not, it's, I don't know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I think if I say I'm Ryan from kiss, people
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: understand we work together. I'm down. How do I know
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: what the prompt is going to be? I want to
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: know the prompt.
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: So I have to send you a link and then
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: you go from there.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Does it mean that I have to be on hinge?
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, no.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, as soon as you send me the link,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'll do the prompt, and we'll get back to you.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: And then will people see it?
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they'll hear it on my profile.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a voice? It's a voice note.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Even better.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: This is a bad idea.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: So let me tell you, how long can I go?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Is there a time limit?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there is, but I don't know. Oh, I
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: can't wait for this.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: To the interested party here, hi. My name is Ryan.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I have worked with Michaela for eight, nine years now.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, I've met her mom twice. She came
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: to see the wheel of fortune show. And let me
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: tell you, let me tell you about why I think
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Michaela is a great partner. And then I'll do the
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: I love this.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm excited that it's a voice note. I didn't
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: know that. I didn't either. Actually, this, what if it works?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: What if, It works, and I break the ceiling on
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: all this.
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: Hey, you'd really have to officiate the wedding.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I have so many weddings to officiate. What's the one
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I have to do?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Phineas?
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: No, Billie Eilish did that one.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, Billie Eilish.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I was at the skateboard park over the weekend.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You were?
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: The one down in the South Bay.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, South Bay.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Venice Beach. You know, I ride my bike
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: down there.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And I saw these guys skateboarding.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: I cannot imagine you at.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: The Venice skate park. I took my two-wheeled bike up
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: and down the humps and the things. I didn't do
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: a skateboard. I took my bike on it, which was challenging.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised you could do that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: It's hard. And you almost bottom out when you get
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: to some of the tops. But I tried to do
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: it because I thought, well, if I'm ever going to
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: skateboard in these parks, let me try with my two-wheeled
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: bicycle first. I got some looks. So the reason I
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: bring this up is that in the news this week,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: there's a company that is developing something called the Air Skateboard,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: which you will be able to potentially, if it's all approved,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: fly over L.A.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: You stand on this platform, you hit a button, you
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: take off and then use a control stick to fly it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: But you don't need a flying license or certificate or
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: certification for it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: No, there's no cockpit.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: It just it only takes about 10 minutes to learn
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: because an AI system automatically keeps you balanced while you're
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: up standing on this drone looking giant thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: But picture yourself.
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: Flying over the 405 or the 101 and not sitting
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: in traffic.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: This could be the future, guys.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I doubt it. I don't think we're going to see
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: a bunch of random people on skateboards flying over the freeway.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: And what happens if a bee comes at you and
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: you step one foot to the left and you fall
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: off this skateboard onto the 405 freeway?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: There's the question.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to step off.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Well, if you fall off the skateboard, you not only
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: are going to hurt yourself, but whatever's under you, whoever's
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: under you.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I think you're strapped in so that you don't fall off.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Well, then what if the thing falls, the whole thing
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: falls on me?
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: Listen, the FAA is already working on bringing electric air taxis.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: That is definitely going to be a thing for the
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: 2028 Olympics or whatever.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: That's much more organized than a dude on a skateboard
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: with these engines underneath. I don't see this happening. Never
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: say never. I don't see it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: And it's not for me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: It's not for me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I'll sit in traffic.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I would try it.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you dancing with the stars, going to the moon.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Good luck with all this. Yes, let me grab Emily
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: this morning. Emily's in Pasadena. Thanks for being here. How
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: are you, Emily?
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I'm good.
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: How are you?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: So your coworker is making your life miserable. Tell me.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a coworker. She constantly criticizes my work.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: corrects me in front of other people, just like picks
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: apart anything I do and always in front of other coworkers.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Like if I'm giving a presentation, she interrupts or will
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: point out little mistakes and, you know, make me feel
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: like I don't know what I'm doing. It makes me
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: question myself. And, you know, the thing is like, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: love my job. It's my dream job. And I've thought
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: about going to my boss, but I'm worried that, you know,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: that does that make me look like I can't handle criticism? Um, and,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: you know, thought about confronting her directly. And, but like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I already like feel like I know what she's going
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: to say. Um, it kind of played dumb and be like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about. Like, I'm
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: just trying to help you, um, kind of gaslighting. And,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: you know, I've been dealing with it for over a
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: year and I'm just at the point where like, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: tried going to work. I tried going to work with her. Um,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: how do I deal with someone like this when I
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: don't want to quit? Like, I don't, trust that confronting
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: her will change things. And I don't want to like
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: make myself look bad and become like the complainer in
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: the office, you know? I, it's such a, I don't
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: like the situation.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, the one, the first, the first simple but
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: difficult thought I have is we cannot let someone else
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: have the power to make us miserable. Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Amen.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Because the first victim of misery is you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So we cannot let them get to us. However, I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: know it's irritating and agitating every single day.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: It's hard to go in. I know what you can do.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: You can cast a spell on her and freeze her out.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Excellent idea, Sissany.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It's not an excellent idea. Yes, it is. It's not
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: going to work.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Emily, you should just try it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: What's the harm?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I think there is an approach to go to your
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: manager or your boss that is considerate, thoughtful, not accusatory,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: but allows you to address this so that it gets fixed.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Just approaching him honestly.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, because it's affecting your work. And at the end
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: of the day, that's affecting your boss's work. And you
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: don't need to. This is not personal. This is something
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: that is not, you don't make it about the person
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: and the personality and the personal part of it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: But your boss has so many other things that they're
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: having to deal with. Like they can't deal with this.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: And I just feel like this is a step in
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: life because you're going to encounter people in your life
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: that are in your life, no matter what, that bother you,
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: upset you, hurt you. And you have to figure out
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: how to within yourself, not let it impact you. So
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: this is a good practice to, For the rest of
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: your life.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Either make the choice that this person cannot have the
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: power to make you miserable or just go to your
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: boss and just do it in the finessed right way.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Are you going to anybody ever here make you miserable?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Not in this room. Yeah, not in this room.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: In the back room?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: There has been some.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: No, not in the back room.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Not our team. Not our team is what I'm trying
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Can't let other people... Affect your mood.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: They can't take charge of your mood. You got to
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: choose not to let them do that.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Coming up next, I'm going to play back the winning
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: talk back for the BTS tickets. On air with Ryan Seacrest.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Nice kiss FM.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Olivia Dean, man.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I need here's Ronnie. Wow. People are blown away by
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: his presence out all over Southern California, giving away free gas.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: They're honking. They're asking, where's Ronnie going to be next?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: We don't know. We decided at the last minute, Ronnie's
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: been in charge of our digital department for a long time. But,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: you know, he's a sweet guy, nice guy, works hard,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: has a very good spirit. But when he leaves, he's
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: being terrorized by a four-legged creature. What happened, Ronnie?
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: You guys, this is no joke.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: And when you say it like that, it kind of
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: sounds funny, but this squirrel really has been terrorizing me. Like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: I'm not joking. So the other day, I'm going to
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: have lunch. And there's a, you know, the restaurant right
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: here in our building. Walking, walking, walking. Get my little food.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: I'm coming back. It's not even 10 feet away. And
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: this squirrel jumped out of the bush. So immediately I freeze.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Because I'm afraid of animals, really. You're afraid of animals?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. You don't like pets?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm afraid of all animals.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: You know, you guys have dogs I like. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Other animals, I'm just terrified of. And the squirrel jumped
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  Speaker 7: out of the bush and I freeze. And then it
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: looked like it was about to run up my body.
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  Speaker 7: So then I start running. I've never seen a squirrel.
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  Speaker 7: do this before it chased me all the way back
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  Speaker 7: so i throw my food at it you throw your
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: food yes because i'm like i don't know what you
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  Speaker 7: want for me through the food through it fully dropped
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  Speaker 7: my food i didn't i didn't care about it what
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  Speaker 7: a bummer and it did not care about my food
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  Speaker 7: it kept running after me so i was like oh
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  Speaker 7: my god i'm screaming in the courtyard All these people
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  Speaker 7: are there, like, enjoying their lunch, thinking I'm crazy. Because
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: you can even see this little squirrel on the floor.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm sprinting, screaming my head off. And this squirrel
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  Speaker 7: has harassed me for days now. And it's become a
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  Speaker 7: real problem. So how tall are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm 6'1.
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  Speaker 2: And is the squirrel the size of a shoe?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I can't even compare. It's small.
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  Speaker 2: It is small. And by the way, throwing food at
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  Speaker 2: the squirrel is like, A party invitation. That's like the
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  Speaker 2: squirrel going, oh my gosh, I'm going to get more
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: things thrown at me if I keep following this guy. Ronnie.
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  Speaker 5: No, but I've seen this squirrel and it does one,
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  Speaker 5: the same one. It must be because he looks angry.
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  Speaker 5: Like he looks agitated and angry.
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  Speaker 3: The squirrel is a menace and it's the same one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's only one in our courtyard. You don't know what
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: the squirrel's been through. Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: The squirrel advocate over here. Ryan's been doing yoga.
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  Speaker 5: So now he's like in touch with the animals.
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  Speaker 2: But we don't know. I don't know what Ronnie's going through.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have the privilege of understanding how the squirrel
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: was raised and And what the squirrel's parents did to
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: the squirrel when the squirrel was a little squirrel. And so,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and the squirrel probably has a motorcycle down there to
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: cruise around. I mean, probably got like a little house
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  Speaker 2: down there. But Ronnie, I'm more interested in going back.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry that the squirrel with the claws are
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: coming after you. But why a fear of animals?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Like, I just don't. I don't understand
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  Speaker 7: them and they're unpredictable and they can't speak. So I
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: don't know what you want from me. Like with the squirrel,
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  Speaker 7: why are you running after me?
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  Speaker 3: What do you want? That's why I threw my food.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know why I'm afraid of animals. They're
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: just are.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Well, and we have to deal with the coyotes in
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: our plaza.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. And I hope the coyote and the squirrel meet.
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  Speaker 2: No, my sister needs, my sister needs someone to watch
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  Speaker 2: her ferret.
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  Speaker 3: Are you open to that? Oh, I could never like,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I am terrified.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever met anybody afraid of
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: all animals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, even fish.
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  Speaker 2: What is a fish going to do to you?
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: Well, when I'm in the ocean, I don't like when
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: they touch my feet, so it's like I can't enjoy
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: myself comfortably.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: The stingrays and the rattlesnakes don't even get near the
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: ocean right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even like pet fish, I just.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Pet fish? Gerbils, squirrels, all of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of it. All of it, all of it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Tubbs, can you come here for a second?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: How many years have you been fighting or practicing the
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: discipline of jiu-jitsu? 14 years. Would you please escort Ronnie
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  Speaker 2: in and out of the building?
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  Speaker 4: I got you.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure he's safe.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: The claws on that squirrel are pretty intense.
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  Speaker 3: Please, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: I've been recording myself for my safety because I don't
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: know what the squirrel's going to do next.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to send your guardian angel there, the buddy
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: system of Tubbs, to get you in and out. And
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: that is going to do it for us this morning
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: on Kiss Sisney. We'll take you from here.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: What you got, Sisney?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Got your one-minute tea coming up at 10-10.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, cool. Talk to you in the morning. It's kiss.
• 32:48
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