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OUTRO: Not Pharmaceutical Advice · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Here for all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: For raw Dogging four to seven every weekday on Radio
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  Speaker 2: Hurd Record dog Geave Fells, Hello, I just remembered something
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  Speaker 2: really weird that happened to me today and then I
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  Speaker 2: put it out of my mon and it's just for
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  Speaker 2: some I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know why it popped back into my mind.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe something to do with someone in the CBD.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was right outside my apartment there, dude walking
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  Speaker 2: down the street wearing a mask.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a COVID black mask.
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  Speaker 2: But I noticed him walking across the street and he
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  Speaker 2: was doing weird stuff and I think that's why I
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  Speaker 2: was looking at him. And he was walking down the
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  Speaker 2: path and then he stopped and he saw me looking
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  Speaker 2: at him through my window and he did the whole
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  Speaker 2: He did the gun thing.
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  Speaker 4: Through what was Were you at home?
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  Speaker 2: I was at home, Ah, I was just staring and
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  Speaker 2: then he did the gun thing and put the gun
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  Speaker 2: thing to his head.
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  Speaker 5: And went over the people at home. Jose's putting finger
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  Speaker 5: guns to his side trigger.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's a bit intense. Then
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  Speaker 2: he goes and sits down on the path and starts
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  Speaker 2: vaping through his mask. I think he was chatting, but
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  Speaker 2: there was no one there.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't want anyone read in his lips.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, And then he lifted up his shirt and he
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  Speaker 2: was wearing trackies and he had a sweatshirt on, and
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  Speaker 2: he had a bottle of Heineken and his and his trackies.
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  Speaker 3: When heeded the gun thing to you, you should have
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  Speaker 3: done like a blow and arrow or something back. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I should have dropped, or you should have pulled out
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  Speaker 3: two guns.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, shoot a shoot off. But isn't that funny?
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  Speaker 2: And I completely forgot about that because at the time
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's quite intense.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what the breakfast boys were talking about
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  Speaker 5: this morning, but there's a text here.
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  Speaker 4: Would you like to hear it?
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  Speaker 5: Joe?
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  Speaker 4: Sure, it's about you. Do you still want to hear it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it going to depress me?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I say? Just see how it
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  Speaker 4: goes before you read this. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: My wife came across a riddit thread the other day
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  Speaker 3: about New Zealand radio hosts or something, and then one
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  Speaker 3: of the comments was like, do the radio announces like
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  Speaker 3: each other on Hodarky because the Breakfast Show, guys are
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  Speaker 3: always going keezy and hoidy j like they genuinely don't
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  Speaker 3: like us. So there was and Lucy was like have
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  Speaker 3: you seen that? And I was like, oh shit, they
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  Speaker 3: must have been putting the boot into us recently.
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  Speaker 4: Standy, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: So now with that in mind, I wonder what the
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  Speaker 3: sticks is here?
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  Speaker 4: It goes? You ready? Yes, Jason Hoyt gives me a rager.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's funny, isn't it how people can perceive our relationships.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Because people think you and I are mates AJ, but
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  Speaker 3: it's all just it's all just the radio.
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  Speaker 1: It's all just it's all just a massive lie. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how did that go on?
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  Speaker 4: Bret?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't listen to Breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: I listened to Ben Hurley and and I this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like that pairing, right, are great? And
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  Speaker 3: I think it's because we've done well that I'm not
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  Speaker 3: doing it anymore. But we did like four years of
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  Speaker 3: the Mad Monday n OL podcast together. Yeah, and so
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  Speaker 3: it's literally just like you you jumping with someone you're
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  Speaker 3: familiar with, you can instantly tell that the show is better.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean Drew, they've been together for a year.
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  Speaker 3: Day if they randomly paid someone up like they I
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  Speaker 3: want to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, how was the weekend founds good?
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  Speaker 3: Head the parents up?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I saw that did you or.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear about it on radio?
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  Speaker 4: Last week?
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  Speaker 3: At the first time putting a photo of me and
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  Speaker 3: my parents up on the insta, well it was good,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like, I'm gonna have to keep it
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  Speaker 3: up for comments hereuse if someone because I love the
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  Speaker 3: big show audience. But if someone actually comments anything fucked
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  Speaker 3: up about my parents, I'll be Okay. Yes, everything was great.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I'm always I haven't had a chance to
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  Speaker 5: comment yet, so my apologies.
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  Speaker 3: You're allowed to say something about old.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking I'm always very every very very loath to put
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  Speaker 2: any of my family members in the insta totally you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, because I just go no, I
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  Speaker 2: don't have not doing it.
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  Speaker 3: But my wife, who is she's on Instagram whoself obviously private.
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  Speaker 3: She said she's got about two hundred follow requests from
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  Speaker 3: random dudes around New Zealand, which is quite funny. But
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  Speaker 3: my parents, like martna't know that's sweet man. Not not
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  Speaker 3: my kids, you know, no, no if you know this,
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  Speaker 3: But I'm their kids.
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  Speaker 1: They can handle themselves years.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, especially old Dawn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, doing to mess with old don Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How was your weekend, Magee? I'm sensing a big one.
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  Speaker 5: No, the problem is I got I was telling Keezy
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  Speaker 5: before you came out. I got on the otrovan what's
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  Speaker 5: that in the space And it turns out what it
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  Speaker 5: is is that affects your blood vessels and your honker, right,
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  Speaker 5: and then.
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  Speaker 4: And then you get out.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's a lot of blood vessels, id a
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  Speaker 5: lot of spry. There must be sirs from the garden.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have a backpack on and just shove
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  Speaker 2: the nozzle on.
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  Speaker 5: And so you get a bounce back from it, so
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  Speaker 5: clear as your nose and the short term, but in
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  Speaker 5: the long term no good. So all the complaining that
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  Speaker 5: I've been doing, I think you know how you end
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  Speaker 5: up with a cough, yes, and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's from the otrovan, right, and so that and also
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  Speaker 5: the couldurull so that the spray constricts the blood vessels
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  Speaker 5: in your sinuses and couldural and all that sort of
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  Speaker 5: stuff that constricts the blood vessels and your entire body,
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  Speaker 5: including in your honker right, So then after that it
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  Speaker 5: can it agitates those blood vessels, and so the the
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  Speaker 5: swelling increases and the agitation increases what do you call that.
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  Speaker 5: There's a word for it, in flame flammation increases. So
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  Speaker 5: it gets rid of it temporarily, but it keeps it
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  Speaker 5: long term. But because I didn't know that, especially with
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  Speaker 5: the could rull, and would just have been using it
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  Speaker 5: and using it and using it, I'm just making it
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  Speaker 5: worse and worse and worse, right, And so now I
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  Speaker 5: just have to completely stay away from it because because
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  Speaker 5: it just facts you as well been fucked all week in,
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  Speaker 5: just exhausted.
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  Speaker 3: It says on the thing like, don't use for more
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  Speaker 3: than three days consecutively.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: So that's what I do, and then I take a
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  Speaker 5: week off. But I think and then, but I also think, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's true until it's not. Also got to be at
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  Speaker 5: about five o'clock in the morning on Saturday morning and
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  Speaker 5: you weren't drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the most confusing word. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: you've been sounding really good.
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  Speaker 2: I have, and I thought you were over that little bass,
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  Speaker 2: but I thought he must be on the darries or something.
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  Speaker 5: Funnily enough, I know, I know that it's not related
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  Speaker 5: to the drinking, but it was a great weekend.
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  Speaker 4: What a weekend to be a lot?
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  Speaker 3: Are you're doing like shots of ultravan?
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  Speaker 6: I was literally drinking it the Whocky Big Show week
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  Speaker 6: days from four on Radio Hurarchy the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading some week just from the last day
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  Speaker 2: or two, just in that kind of vein about viagra,
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  Speaker 2: not because I'm interested, but and it was something to
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  Speaker 2: do with not inflaming, as in gorging every organ in
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  Speaker 2: your body, not just that organ, and that it affects.
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  Speaker 1: The entire body and an area.
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  Speaker 2: So you guys, just for the wreck, it's important I
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  Speaker 2: say this. I've never taken viagra.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why though, because.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to snort it once and I had a
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  Speaker 3: really bad effect.
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  Speaker 2: Because I get up here, no doubt I would have
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  Speaker 2: a heart attack.
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  Speaker 3: Everything he snorted it got stuck in his nose.
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  Speaker 4: And I was at entire tablet.
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  Speaker 1: I was also put off.
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  Speaker 2: I was also put off by Laine's story about taking
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  Speaker 2: it and how he had an erection forever and he
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  Speaker 2: just couldn't get rid of I still got it. And
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  Speaker 2: I've also heard stories that if you take viagra and
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  Speaker 2: your erection doesn't go away, get yourself to an emergency
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  Speaker 2: place immediately.
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  Speaker 5: What I love about you, Jason is that you sort
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  Speaker 5: of track down stories and you're more scared of medicine, yes, than.
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  Speaker 4: You are of doing things that are bad.
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  Speaker 5: So you're more scared of taking medicine or scener doctor
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  Speaker 5: than you are of vaping or smoking.
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  Speaker 4: Darts any of these things.
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  Speaker 3: Such a good point.
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  Speaker 5: You don't trust the medicine you trust all these things
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  Speaker 5: are horrendous for you.
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  Speaker 4: Therefore, medicine and the doctors.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally right.
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  Speaker 2: I've always been I've always had a a paranoia of
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  Speaker 2: pills and all that, any kind of medication.
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  Speaker 3: What if that drugs?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I haven't really taken pills.
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  Speaker 4: Drug not a big drug guy, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: So I've always had that suspicion like if I if
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  Speaker 2: I take a pill or something, I'll sit there and
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  Speaker 2: I go, okay, okay, okay, what's going to happen?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And you know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the heyday, I may have taken certain things
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  Speaker 2: that come on very like you'll be fine, and all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden it's like hello. And so I have
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  Speaker 2: that deep set paranoia in me of like taking something
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  Speaker 2: and then it overwhelming me.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, what about you, Kezy?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the same you love?
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a ship.
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  Speaker 1: Do you still have your Why are you looking at
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  Speaker 1: me like that?
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  Speaker 3: Realizer? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Do you still have your erection?
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  Speaker 5: No, jays us is a vacuum cleaner pipe to snortlines?
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I just need to get there there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I thought it was a drain pipe.
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  Speaker 1: I have coup pipes, one for each nostril.
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  Speaker 4: No, do you still have your What did you.
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  Speaker 1: Get the medication you got for?
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  Speaker 2: What was the medication you got for when you inverted
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  Speaker 2: Commas pulled your Hammi.
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  Speaker 1: Trammys?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Have I still got it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I actually have it. I got rid of it because
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  Speaker 3: I don't need Trammies. Well, I need chamis for everyone's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be real cagy.
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  Speaker 4: Now feeling good?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had one?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 4: If you're having a.
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  Speaker 5: Bad day, you just want to feel good, you just
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  Speaker 5: take some drugs, don't you know that?
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  Speaker 3: I literally have never had a bad day and then
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  Speaker 3: taking drugs to feel good and.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just put a disclaimer in here the felt
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  Speaker 2: in no way are we, you know, claiming anything good
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  Speaker 2: or bad about you are.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm saying I'm deeply paranoid of them.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying you love them and.
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  Speaker 2: That and that is why I'm always loathe, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like even with things like depression or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: or anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: They go take these and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's such a good point you brought up, but
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  Speaker 3: I have ad it's really bad for you. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but what but these could be maybe bad for your.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just on that wh where did we go?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was trying to figure it out the other day,
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  Speaker 2: when did we go to Magic round?
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  Speaker 3: May try to figure that out. The other day we
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  Speaker 3: just google Magic Round?
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  Speaker 5: Sitting there on the couch, figure it distance. I just
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  Speaker 5: got a fucking there because.
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  Speaker 2: My wife asked me, how long has it been since
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  Speaker 2: you've had a cigarette?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, and it was Magic Round.
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  Speaker 4: You're right there you go? It was it two months?
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  Speaker 4: Two months? Not long? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: That's I was hoping it was longer than that, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest. That's good day.
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  Speaker 4: Such a vape.
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  Speaker 5: I had a vape on a Friday night, good luck
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  Speaker 5: and heinous so good.
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  Speaker 4: It's no chance.
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  Speaker 5: Half an hour I was actually got into a bit
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  Speaker 5: of a yarn about that people who vape defend it.
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  Speaker 5: They defend it to the bitter end, I said, And
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  Speaker 5: I said, well, I've said a lot of things, but
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  Speaker 5: one of the things I said was with tobacco, at
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  Speaker 5: least it comes from a plant, you know it kind
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  Speaker 5: of like, I'm sure they do a whole lot of
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  Speaker 5: shit to it. It's surrendous, but at least you kind
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  Speaker 5: of know, kind of know what you're getting. But the
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  Speaker 5: vape knows what their juice is. Where does that come from?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: And everybody that vapees going no because their own And
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  Speaker 5: that was what the conversation.
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  Speaker 2: I have no way convince myself that vaping is good
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  Speaker 2: in any form.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what their juice is, Yeah, vape juice. It
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  Speaker 4: just comes from the juice of a vape tree.
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  Speaker 1: It'll just be a bunch of vape and chemical pluck.
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  Speaker 3: It from the vape vine and you make sparkling vape
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  Speaker 3: juice with it. When you were reading that thing about Viagara, dude, seriously,
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  Speaker 3: when I know the image that popped into my head
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  Speaker 3: of you reading it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure it was you standing.
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  Speaker 3: In the bathroom naked, no top half, t shirt on
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  Speaker 3: what is the pool bottom half? And it was like
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  Speaker 3: really intense, like sterile lighting in your bathroom and you're
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  Speaker 3: reading the back of a packet of Viagara standing there
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  Speaker 3: with a massive limp penis. That was the image that
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  Speaker 3: was in my head, just with hope in your eyes,
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  Speaker 3: with hope and you're reading it like make cause blah blah,
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, oh god, wor.
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  Speaker 2: The only that's remarkably accurate, Keysy. The only thing was
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't a lamp mate.
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  Speaker 3: So you've got sterile lighting in your bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: It's very it's.
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  Speaker 2: Very brutal lighting in my you know those you were
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  Speaker 2: Donald Ducky what our bathroom The lighting is quite nice.
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: And the other bathroom it's shocking, you know how some
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  Speaker 2: lighting makes you look pretty good and other lightings like
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  Speaker 2: oh Jesus, like the lighting and the toilet here is shocking.
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  Speaker 3: That's because it's like sterile business toilet lighting. It's toilet.
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  Speaker 3: This is a business toilet. This isn't a recreational anyway.
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  Speaker 3: This is the big show, four or seven weekday big
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  Speaker 3: show