Latest / We're Not Crazy... RIGHT? / Ep. 7: Soup is Round. I Will Not Elaborate.
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- Jenn: Welcome to We're not crazy, right? We're not crazy, right? Unstrap the shirt today. And it's been some We've had to adjust the camera so that it looked like I was actually wearing a shirt. Erica: So we have made a separate page, Jen Erica and Jen. Yes, we've made a separate Instagram page. Yes. For the background of Erica and Jen. Kind of like our everyday life. It's kind of a fun page. Yes. Yes. Because we wanted to keep the podcast page strictly podcasts. Which it should be. Yes. And like, follow, subscribe, do the things. To both. Please. Jenn: So we have made a separate page, Jen Erica and Jen. Yes, we've made a separate Instagram page. Yes. For the background of Erica and Jen. Kind of like our everyday it's kind of a fun page. Yes. Yes. Because we wanted to keep the podcast page strictly podcasts. Which it should be. Yes. And like, follow, subscribe, do the things. Please. Erica: And I feel like Jen could be is, good at it. she's adjusting still. And we have a shared album that she's supposed to put her stuff in. I think I contributed two pictures. Jenn: And I feel like Jen could be is good at it. she's adjusting still. I am adjusting. We have a shared album that she's supposed to put her stuff in. I think I contributed two pictures last week. And I go in the shared album and I look at Erica: And I go in this shared album and I look at the content that Jen has put in. And I am in there yesterday looking for content. This ha that has nothing to do with this video. First of all, where was this video taken? What are we talking about? Jenn: Also last week was a lot. we'll get into that, but anyway. Yes it does. First of all, where was this video taken? What are we talking about? Erica: What's the brand? Public veil. Jenn: What's the brand? Public veil. Okay. Where was that video taken? Because that's not your laundry room. It is my laundry room. It is. It is my laundry room. It's my laundry room. I took a video. I I I did an unboxing and it was not really like we don't have any affiliation with them at all, but I will say that they I Erica: Where was that video taken? 'Cause that's not your laundry room. It is my laundry room. It is? Danny and I were going back and forth about it. Dang. Okay. I took a video. I I I did an unboxing and it was not really like we don't have any affiliation with them at all, but I will say that they I bought a lot of things because the reviews were really good. Okay. Jenn: bought a lot of things because the reviews were really good and I was like, okay, well and they had a good return policy. We all have to something. So I tried it and they have like five dollar t shirts. I mean, for what it is, like it was good stuff. And so anyway I bought like, I don't know, six different items. So then I was like, well, they Erica: Like, okay, well and they had a good return policy. We all have to try something. Yes. I mean okay. But it is okay. It was good stuff. Yeah. And so anyway, I bought like, I don't know, six different items. Mm-hmm. So then I was like, Well, they sent it in really cute packaging. So I was like a little unboxing and I'll share with the people that it's cute because it is. It's a cute brand. They're out of Brooklyn, New York. And Jenn: sent it in really cute packaging. So I was okay I'll do a little unboxing and I'll share with the people that it's cute because it is. It's a cute brand. They're out of Brooklyn, New York. And I have a little tripod at my house. And I didn't do a good job. And I don't care. Erica: I have a little tripod at my house. And I didn't do a good job. The And I don't care. The video is hysterical. I'm watching this video and it was one of those things that it was so bad that you kept watching it and I was dying. I was hysterically laughing and I've watched it. Jenn: hysterical. I watched this video and it was one of those things that was so bad that you kept watching it and I was dying. I was hysterically laughing and I watched it an healthy amount of time Erica: An unhealthy amount of times yesterday to the point at right before my son's baseball game, I ha I was like, you know what, I need this. I watched it again and I was you know when you're laughing so hard you're almost like gagging. I was like gonna throw up because I could not stop laughing. I was at the gym with my headphones in and probably every like, I don't know, three or four minutes I would get a text. Erica Jacobs says I couldn't it was just I couldn't breathe. I could not breathe. It is such a bad video. Jenn: I was you know what? I need this. I watched it again. And I was you know, when you're laughing so hard, you're almost like gagging. I was like going to throw up because I could not stop laughing. I was at the gym with my headphones in, and probably every like, I don't know, three or four minutes, I would get a text. Erica Jacobs says it was just I couldn't breathe. I could not breathe. It is such a bad video. and she is like so close to the camera, she's trying to show a tag on Erica: And she is like so close to the camera and she's trying to show a tag on a white t shirt and the tag is white. You can't even see what it right reads. And then the product is so close to the camera, you have no idea what you're looking at. I'm like, is this a a shirt? 'Cause it's like you open it's just I'm like, it's a shirt and is it a men's shirt? I thought it was for her kids. I was like, I don't know what I'm Jenn: t-shirt and the tag is white and you can't even see what it reads. And then the product is so close to the camera. I don't apologize for any of this. I'm like it's just a a shirt because it's like people can't I'm like it's a shirt is a mentor. I thought it was for the kids. I don't believe I am I am not meant for this life. She's doing the hand feel of it was really it they feel really good. No, I can tell because you like were really going at it on everything you were like for so Erica: She's doing the hand feel on the shirt for so long. No, I can tell because you like were really going at it on everything you were like for so long. And I had dining. I was convinced, I was like, well, maybe it won't be, you know, what everybody says in the reviews. It actually was really, really good stuff. The pajamas are my favorite, Well, Jen actually sent me an actual photo of the item on her body, and it is really cute. They look soft. Yeah. I love Jenn: Well, I cause I was convinced I was like, well, maybe it won't be, you know, what everybody says on the reviews. It actually was really, really good stuff. The pajamas are my favorite, them. Jen actually sent me an actual photo of the item. Yes, I did. It's cute. It's got pockets. It's very comfortable. I love a comfortable pajama set. So give it some justice because clearly were soft. Erica: You wanna know what that video was so bad you've actually convinced me to buy them to try them because they were your the softness. Well, you were so convinced they were so soft because you were really going, and what really had me was the tripod was so close to her chest, and she's like reaching around like a bear hug. Like a bear hug, and I'm like, I don't know what Jenn: 'Cause you were really going Yeah. And what really had me was the tripod was so close to her chest and she's like reaching around like a bear hung. Like a bear hung and I'm like Erica: I don't know what's going on here. Like, I don't where is the camera? I I had so many questions, and she was unavailable, she was on a boat yesterday. Jenn: I just didn't know she was on a boat yesterday. And Erica: And I'm like, I need to speak to you now. Okay. So last week we talked about Jen's petty hates. Yes. And it was quite the ordeal. I guess there's quite a few people that have petty hates. Yeah. And I assume so. There's just things in life where you're like, this is not Repeatedly you're Jenn: I'm like, I need to speak to you. I need to know what's what this is. last week we talked about Jen's petty hates. Yes. And it was quite the ordeal. I guess there's quite a few people that have petty hates. Yeah. I would assume so. There's just things in life where you're like, this is not repeatedly, you're Erica: that's what it has to be. It's repeatedly you're things that happen and you're just like, I can't stand this. I can't. Yeah. Jenn: It is. It's repeated things that happen and you're like, I can't stand this. That's it. Yeah. It's like not you know, you don't want to like start a fire over it, but well I mean maybe. Okay, okay. I'd love to hear it. Okay. The first one leap lower more than fifteen minutes. Yes. I full full agreement. It's Erica: It's like not you don't want to start a fire over it, but Well sometimes that there were just a few people on a rampage over this Petty Hate thing. Okay, okay. Okay. The first one. Yes. Leaf blower more than fifteen minutes. Yes. I full full agreement. This per this person said it's still no well, I guess if it's plugged in or I it just they said their neighbor does their whole backyard. Jenn: Also, how is it still go well, I guess if it's plugged in or I it just an extended battery. Okay. Okay. I mean I guess if they have like maybe a backpack Erica: Blowing leaves. Jenn: and it's got a extra battery or something, I don't know. I I'm thinking like just like a real lead blower. Yeah. I I love a lead blower. Yeah. Erica: I don't know. He just I'm I'm thinking like just like a real leaf blower. And I mean I love a leaf blower, don't get me wrong, but Jenn: My arm would get tired, I feel like, if it's just like a one arm situation, I'd have to like switch arms. Unless it's yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. Erica: Yeah, in a whole backyard, unless they have zero lot line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. I'm right there with them. It's too much. People in the grocery store blocking the aisle on Yeah. Yes. Like we're okay, if you see a a woman most of the time coming, we're going in and out. We want to get in and we want to get out. I guess husbands do too. But I I don't know. Jenn: I agree. I'm right there with them. It's it's too much. People in the grocery store blocking the aisle on Yeah. Yes. Like we're okay. If you see a a woman most of the time coming, we're going in and out. We want to get in. Yes. I am not there to hang out at the grocery store. Not mine. He likes to go up and down every aisle and see what the deals are for the week. You and I have different husbands. No, I I I know. Erica: okay. Yeah. You and I have different husbands. No, I I I know. Yeah. Jenn: I'm not this person. I want to be in and out. In and out. I went, I made the mistake of going on on Saturday, which is game day. And I Erica: I'm not this person. I wanna be in and out. Yes. In and out. I went and made the mistake of going on on Saturday, which is game day. Ooh. Jenn: went to a public side I don't normally frequent. Erica: Uh-huh. Jenn: And it was near a retirement community. Okay. and the number of laxadaisical individuals I just couldn't look Erica: It was near a retirement huh community. Okay. and the number of less pedantical individuals. No. Middle of you got a lot of middle of the aisles. I couldn't do it. I I I I did it I couldn't comprehend it. you came in this aisle and you just stopped? Is is this topic triggering you right now? I'm I'm in agreement on that, I think. Jenn: I couldn't do it. I I I did I couldn't comprehend it. you came into this aisle and you just stopped? Is is this topic triggering you or I'm I'm in agreement on that petty hate. I will add it to my list. I think people holding their belly in every picture they take. Erica: Was that on the list that you didn't finish from last week? Okay. Pregnant people holding their belly in every picture they take. Jenn: Probably because they don't want to feel like they look any kind of way. Erica: any kind of way. Yeah. they have to justify like I'm this big maybe because I'm pregnant. Right. I don't know. I wasn't really one of those people in every picture. I don't think I was many that were just take a lot of pictures while I was pregnant. I yeah, I wasn't was And I love being pregnant. Like I'm one of those people that love being pregnant. Jenn: Yeah. I to justify like I'm this big maybe because then I I don't know. I wasn't really one of those people in every picture. I don't think I was many that would just take a lot of pictures while it's practicing. I yeah, I wasn't either. I like pregnant. Like I'm no. no. Erica: I was like I would be a surrogate. I can't anymore, but I would be. I was Jenn: I was like I would be a surrogate. I we can't anymore, but I would be. I was no joke. You know the scene in The Nutty Professor when Eddie Murphy is turning into Professor Klump and he is his foot explodes through his shoe because he's getting larger so quickly. That was me when I was pregnant. My feet were so swollen. Erica: You know the scene in the Nutty Professor when Eddie Murphy is turning into Professor Clump. Yeah. And he is his foot explodes through his shoe because he's getting larger. I'm so scared where this is going. Yeah. That was me. Okay. Okay. My feet were so swollen. both looked like the next one. Both boys? Yep. Really? Usually she just used like the first kid or something. No, my my oldest was definitely Jenn: That I looked like the nutty professor. Yep. Really? Yep. No, my my oldest was definitely worse because his birthday was in September. And so I was mm-hmm. But yeah, it was both. It was bad. I'm surprised I didn't have like some kind of pre eclampsia, but nope, it was just swollen all over. I had to throw my shoes away after that because they were so stretched out. yeah. I mean, yeah, it was bad. Erica: because his birthday was in September. September, so you went through the summer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised I didn't have like some kind of free glimpse yet, but nope it was your feet look cute now. I did throw my shoes away after that because they were so stretched out. yeah that yeah yeah it was bad. I I actually slip flocks only towards the end and that was it. Jenn: I wore flip-flops only towards the end and that was it. yeah. Yeah, yeah. dogs in Pubbles. Erica: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. dogs in publics. Jenn: When they're not service dogs, I assume. I surprisingly don't I don't know if I've ever seen one in my I saw Erica: Yeah. I s surprisingly don't I don't know if I've ever seen one in mine. Jenn: one on that on Saturday when I was in there. Yeah. I I don't think that they were a service dog. Yeah, I mean I just don't really understand why why we're bringing our dog everywhere. I mean, I like my dog, but I just there's no reason. if he he's a ninety pound chocolate lab. Like correct pounds, but yours is Erica: Yeah. I I don't think they first have to like they like sit in the kid section, like the kid Yeah, I mean I just don't really understand why why we're bringing our dog everywhere. I mean, I like my dog, but I just there's no Well you have a huge dog. you have a horse. chocolate lab. But he's so tall. Like Nala's a hundred pounds, but yours is huge. Like he's tall. And he would he would lose his mind seeing all of those people. No. No. Jenn: Huge correct. And he would he would lose his mind seeing all of those people. No. No. I I I yeah, I agree. People who don't return shopping carts. Erica: I I yeah, I agree. People who don't return shopping carts. Jenn: Obviously. Obviously. I I think that there are a couple of exceptions to the rule, but the these exceptions are few and far between. Yes. I think if you've got a newborn and you're just trying to survive Erica: I I think that there are a couple of exceptions to the rule, but the these exceptions are few and far between. Yes. I think if you've got a newborn and you're just trying to survive, I I will forgive a shopping cart placed perhaps off to the side. Not in a parking space. In the middle of a parking space. Well, you can't pull in? Sure. That is so ignorant. I can't stand that. Jenn: I I will forgive a shopping cart placed perhaps off to the side, you know, not in the middle of a parking space or anything like that. Sure. Yeah. Or if it is truly pouring down rain, like there's got you know there's not it's not if you p if you happen to park up front, you have to bring the cart all the way back to the store. Right. Right. I actually make it a point now to park. Erica: Yeah, and there's not it's 'cause sometimes if you p if you happen to park up front, you have to bring the cart all the way back to the store. So if it is raining, you're like, it's not close. I actually make it a point now to park by a shopping cart. Yeah. I I'd rather do too park further away and park by the shopping cart return. Because my God. People who try to get on elevators and subway before letting people off. Jenn: buy a shopping cart. Yeah, I normally do too, just so that I buy the shopping cart. Yeah. Return. Yeah. Because just to make it easier. god. Yeah. People who try to get on elevators and subway before letting people off. Yep. What like what did you think was gonna happen? Where are you going? No one's no one's gonna get off the elevator. That's not a concept. When I was in Boston this the one of the train, one of the tees were down. Erica: Where are you going? No one's gonna get off the elevator. That's a concept. When I was in Boston, this the one of the train, one of the T's were down, and the tr train I was on was so packed. I saw that. That picture was terrifying. And there were people before the doors had opened, and people run in. I'm like, but there is literally no room for you. Right. There was a No, they're gonna do it. Jenn: And the tr train I was on was so packed. I saw that. That picture was terrifying. And there were people before the doors helped me people run in. I'm like, but there is literally no room for you. Right. There was a they're gonna do it. There's no sense of spatial awareness or anything. I just stand there though, because I'm like, I don't know where you're going. What did you think was going to happen? Exactly. Yeah. Speaking of where you're going, so I went Erica: There's no sense of spatial awareness or anything. I just stand there though, because I'm like, I don't know where you're going. What did you think was happening? Exactly. Yeah. Speaking of where you're going, so I went shopping this past weekend with a girlfriend and you were not invited. I walked in the store and I stopped and I didn't realize I did it. And I continue to walk in the store and she came to me and she Jenn: shopping this past weekend with a girlfriend and I wasn't invited. you were not invited. I walked in the store and I stopped and I and I continue to walk in the store and she came to me and she was like, you just walked in the store and dead stopped in the doorway. And that's all she said. I was like I didn't even realize I did it. This is a PSA. This is this is our our duty. Erica: It was like, you just walked in this door and dead stopped in the doorway. And that's all she said. I was like, damn. I didn't even realize I did it. This is a PSA. This is this is our our duty. We we were talking about petty hates on the way there. And that was one of them that we were bringing up. And it's funny that I did that because I actually don't like when people do that. Jenn: We we were talking about petty hates on the way there. Uh-huh. And that was one of them. Yeah. And it's funny that I did that. Yeah. Because I actually don't like when people do that. But I was trying to scope the store out before committing. Yeah. Okay. what what do you recommend someone do in that position in that situation? I just I give it ten steps. That's all. Just ten steps. Erica: But I was trying to scope the store out before committing. what what do you recommend someone do in that position in that situation? I just I give it ten steps. That's all. Just fully enter the store all the way in. And then maybe step a little to the side, do a little Jenn: Go all the way in and then maybe step a little to the side, do a little I don't know. What is it? put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, shake it all about, do a little hokey pokey situation. I don't know. Like move. Erica: your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, take a do a little hokey pokey situation. I don't know. Like loop. Jenn: my god. Erica: my God. We are in Florida. Yes. The sun is shining. Yes. Like I understand in the maybe the north, I don't even know how far north. Like when it gets when winter fall comes, it gets gloomy and it stays like that. I couldn't live in those places. However, we are in Florida. And you go shopping. Jenn: We are in Florida. Yes. We've sun is shining. Yes. Like I understand in the maybe the north. I don't even know how far north, but when it gets when winter, fall comes, it gets gloomy and it stays like that. I couldn't live in those places. Right. However, we are in Florida. Correct. And you go shopping Erica: And everywhere has brown, burgundy, mustard, black. Jenn: and everywhere has brown. Yes. Mustard. Yes. Black. huh. Erica: Teal. Yes. Not like where are the pretty colors? Okay. I get okay, and I get that maybe you want to put out winter stuff. Okay. Well, I mean it's not gonna really sell here. No. But it is out. There's lots and lots of sweaters out and it's still well today was really nice. I don't know if you went outside early. Yes. It was like I walked this morning. Yeah. It was really nice. No, it was. And I think it's back to eighty. Jenn: Yes. Not like where are the pretty colors? Okay. I get okay, and I get that maybe you want to put out winter stuff. Okay. Well, I mean it's not gonna really sell here. But it is out. There's lots and lots of sweaters out, and it's still well, today was really nice. I don't know if you went outside early today. It was like sixty five. Yeah. It was really nice. No, it was. And I But it's back to eighty. something right now. So yeah. I I hate buying sweaters because you're gonna wear them in the morning, maybe. And we're it's in the evening. Two months maybe yes, right. And if it is cooler like it is this morning, it's such a short period of time. Right. You don't really need so many. Yes. So okay I have a problem with Erica: It's hot. So I g I hate buying sweaters because twice morning. Well maybe and we're it's cold for like two months maybe in Florida. Like and if it is cooler like it is this morning, it's such a short period of time, you don't really you can't wear a sweater all day. the ones that you have to wear in the morning and the evening, you don't need it for fashion. That's just like a quick jacket. So okay, I have a problem with Every store having sweaters, but okay, even if we want to do that, do we have to take away all the summer colors? That's my problem. Like, where are they? See, but that's like whoever's in charge of fashion. That's that's who the that's the problem. Okay, but the stores, like if you're committing to being open in Florida, carry some of the bright colors, like stop putting that stuff on clearance. Put it back in the rack. You could sell it still. Jenn: Every store having sweaters, but okay, even if we want to do that, do we have to take away all the summer colors? I know. I know. But that's see, but that's like whoever's in charge of fashion, that's that's who's the that's the problem. Okay, but the store's being opened in Florida, carry some of the bright colours that I know. I know in the rack. I know. I know sell it still. Erica: Listen, we're still vacationing at the beach in November. Jenn: Listen, we're still vacation. Well it's it's it's who decided that those are the only colors that exist during fall and winter? Red exists. Green. I mean who doesn't who doesn't love a pink? No Well Yes. Erica: That exists during fall and winter. Red exists. Green. I mean But it's a different green. No. Well, yes. so my friend Steph is gonna she Well she has a page, she's good. She's got a page. We her a couple of episodes ago. Yes. Jenn: Steph, I'm just gonna she has a page she's got a page. We took we mentioned her a couple of episodes ago, s Florida s Florida Socialite. she has tried to like talk to me about that and how not all colors have to be one season necessarily. It doesn't have to be that way. I'm trying to s switch my mindset. Yeah, me too. I've been working on that too. It just so Erica: Florida Socialite. she has tried to like talk to me about that and how not all colors have to be one season necessarily. It doesn't have to be and I can I'm trying to s switch my mindset to that. I really am. I've on that too. It's just hard. It is if all the stores are selling, is that? It is. Well Jenn: It is if all the stores are selling, is that? Yeah. Well, also in like May I'm like, I don't really want to wear maroon and there are people that you're ready to make a switch. That's her she will say it. That's her soul color. She loves those colors. Yeah. That's fine. Well, some people are like jewel t kind of gals. But I like it's hard for me to set the mindset of wearing like maroon or mustard. Erica: Also in like May, I'm like, I don't really want to wear maroon. And there are people like my girlfriend loves that's her she will say it, that's her soul color. So like she loves those colors. So that's fine. Well some people are like ju jewels kind of gals. But I like it's hard for me to set the mindset of wearing like maroon or mustard. Jenn: Mustard's not my colour. I wore a lot of it when I was in the school system because that was close to the colors of the school. I got rid of all of it once I was done. No, I don't no, gosh, no. But I just I got rid of it 'cause I'm like, it's not it's just not my color. Not my color. They do those color things. The color wheel or no the color way. Erica: school system because that was close to the colors of the tool. I got rid of all of it. Do you have a little PTSD from that? No. From the mustard color. But I just I got rid of it 'cause I'm like, it's not not your colour. Yeah. They do those color things. The color wheel or no the colour way. No, but people get their colors done. Yeah. Saying that with air quotes. Yeah, I haven't had that. I just I like what I like. Yeah. I don't really care if it's none of the best color or not. Jenn: No, but people get their colors done. Yeah. Saying that with air quotes. Yeah, I haven't had that. I just I like what I like. I'm gonna wear the colors I wanna wear. I don't really care if it's my best color or not. Erica: I have like a brown shirt on right now, but I don't have a good color on you. I know, but there well it's hard, Jenn: That's a good color on you. I know, but there well it's hard. you probably just don't like them. I don't because my soul is so bright. Yes. Erica: I don't 'cause my soul is so bright. Jenn: My my lizard friend likes her bright colors. That's why we're Erica: That's why we're Jenn: going to a tropical location for my forty for your fortieth. You know what I thought about? I was like, so I'm having the hardest time. Erica: to a tropical location for my 40th. You know what I thought about? I was like, so I'm having the hardest time, like literally trying to find a just some dresses for the evening. Especially right now. I've been looking and looking for days. Jenn: Like literally trying to find a just some dresses for the Yes. Especially right now. I've been looking and looking for days. Erica: And I just told Danny, I was like, I think I'm just going to Jenn: And I just told Danny, I was like, I think I'm just going to Erica: wear a costume and let you guys dress up and I'm just going to wear a costume, a funny one. Jenn: wear a costume and let you guys dress up and just going to wear a costume of No. No. Alright, you've you've got a little Erica: You've got a little Jenn: bit of time. Erica: Not with shipping, Jen. Erica's petty hates. Okay. I'm just going to talk about two because I don't really have a running list like Jen does. So I've been like kind of thinking about it, but I want to make sure I I have more before we go down my list. Two that really just are almost weekly for me. Stickers on items from TJ Maxx. Jenn: Erica's petty hates. Okay. I'm just going to talk about two because I don't really have a running list like Jen does. So I've been like kind of thinking about it. But I want to make sure I I have more before we go down my list. Okay. Two that really just are almost weekly for me. Okay. Stickers on items from TJ Maxx. Erica: Why do they put them in the worst possible spot? That and I understand that they don't want people to steal from their stores. Eighteen pieces. But it is an eighteen piece sticker. And there's just no reason. There's no reason. It's so crazy. It's not that serious though. No, it's not nobody wants nobody let them steal the seven ninety nine item. Jenn: Why do they put them in the worst possible spot? That and I understand that they don't want people to steal from their stores. 18 pieces. But it is an eighteen piece sticker and there's just no reason. There's no reason. It's so crazy. Like it's not that serious though. No, it's not. Nobody wants nobody but it never comes off. It never ever ever comes off. I got lemon. I've tried oils, alcohol, everything. Yes. I'm spending fifteen minutes of my time to get this sticker off, b just so that it doesn't look like it came from TJ Maxx. Like individual plates. I and you know I have ADHD. I was like Erica: Never cover. I got goo gone, I got lemon, I've tried oils, I've everything. everybody's Well do this. I do it and it's like now you have to let it sit there. I'm like, I don't want to let it sit there. I don't want to squirt the goo gone and let it sit for fifteen minutes. I'm spending fifteen minutes of my time to get this sticker off just so that it doesn't look like it came from TJ Maxx. I just bought ten plates, like individual plates. I in you know I have ADHD. I was like You can do this, you can do hard things, Erica. And every sticker had like eighteen pieces to it and it was just doesn't you know, I would've probably just run them through the dish. Jenn: You can do this, you can do hard things, Erica. Just getting the stickers off. I it just doesn't you know, I would have probably just run through the dishwasher and then seen how they came out. That's probably true. That's the water doesn't even get it off. I can't even pressure wash the items. Erica: They would still be there. 'Cause that's the other thing. That's the water doesn't even get it off. I can't even pressure wash the items. Jenn: Why is it like that? I don't know. I hate it. It's so bad. I understand the concept. I think we need to do better. It's so bad. It's it is. I agree. Sometimes there there are items in my home that I haven't even bothered because it's on the bottom. I'm like, it doesn't matter. I'm just gonna let it be. Yes. Just gonna let it be. It's just gonna live there forever. Erica: I don't know. I hate it. Hate so bad. I understand the concept. I think we need to do better. It's so bad. It's it is. I agree. Sometimes there there are items in my home that I haven't even bothered because it's on the bottom. I'm like, it doesn't matter. I'm just gonna Yes. Yes. I don't know if this is really a petty hate, but it's just something that really frustrates me. Jenn: This is really a petty hate, but it's just something that really frustrates me. Erica: Stores open so late. They do. They do. Listen. Ten AM is too late. I've lived four lives already. Up, I've done all I've taken kids to school. I've probably made something to eat. We wanna drop the kids off. Yes. Go shopping. I would rather get it done done and then commit to being home Jenn: Stores open so late. They do. They do. Listen, 10 a.m. is too late. I've lived four lives. Correct. I'm up, I've done all I've taken my kids to school. I've probably made something to eat. I've maybe even worked out. Yes. Go shopping. I would rather get my stuff done. Like and then commit to being Erica: and have it grocery store. We're talking about other places minus the grocery stores. Yes. Jenn: Minus the grocery store. We're talking about other places minus the grocery store. There's, you know, certain where you just like, maybe I just need to run in and do a return really fast or something. Yes. I know. I went to St. John's County to go shopping. Yes. on the weekend. On the weekend. Yeah. I'm like, I want to go at seven thirty, drive over there, and I know it's my problem because I have to drive over there because I don't live near there. And I want the stores to be open early so get the shopping done. And be done. Get back off the road. Be done. Erica: you know, certainly big box stores. Maybe I just need to run in and do a return order or something. Yes. Or even like I went to St. John's County to go shopping. Yes. on the weekend. On the weekend, and you have to wait till the stores open. I'm like, I want to wake up at 7 30, drive over there, and I know it's my problem because I have to drive over there because I don't live near there. And I want the stores to be open early so I can get the shopping done. But you have to you have to wait. You have to wait till the stores open and then I'm hungry. So I'm like Jenn: stores and then I'm hungry. Yeah. So like Erica: in two stores and I'm like, okay, now I need lunch and a cocktail. Right. Right. And then you finish shopping and then it's just it's too much. Yeah. We need to open earlier. I agree. There's some stores that don't Jenn: in two stores and I'm like, okay, now we need lunch and a cocktail. Right. Right. And then you finish shopping and then it's just it's too much. Yeah, I agree. I agree. There's some stores that don't open until eleven, which is crazy to me. I don't go there. I mean not I don't either. For the most part, like come on, help me out. Erica: Which is crazy. I don't go there. You lost a customer. For the most part, like come on, help me out. Jenn: Help a girl out. The middle of the day? What do you What you think I'm doing? During game day season? I know. I know. I know. Not during that time. Correct. Your husband does. Yep. I mean, that's he's occupied, you go, whatever. But from twelve to seven, I'm out of commission. Listen, Saturday was game day in our Erica: During game day season? I know. TikTok. Nobody is shopping on a Saturday unless you don't care about college football, but I'm sure your husband does. And maybe that's you he's occupied, you go, whatever. But from twelve to seven, I'm out of commission. Listen, Saturday was game day in our Jenn: house. I'm not even gonna lie. I pretty much sat in the chair that I was sitting in all day. All day. Erica: In the chair that I was sitting in all day. All day. Well. It was awesome. The guys cooked. Well I just sat and so fun. Had a couple of girlfriends over. It was great. Great. Kids ran among in the house. I love when Danny cooks. Yep. I love it. Or I love being at a friend's house when their husband's cooking. I dust kid jump. We just need that more. Jenn: It was awesome. The guys cooked and I just sat, it was so fun. Had a couple of girlfriends over. It was great. It was great. Kids ran amok in the house. It was wonderful. Yep. Made a bunch of wings. Yep. And you just sit and chill. It's great. I know. I agree. I actually prefer and go out to eat, I think. Same. Same. Same. You don't have to worry about anything else. Erica: I agree. I actually prefer to do that than go out to eat, I think, sometimes. It's so much fun. Same. You don't have to worry about anything else. I love having a grill in the background, doesn't matter what time of year. We didn't even have a whole lot of sides. It actually was pretty much just like protein. That's fine. It was fine. It was great. I just want the grill sound. I want a cocktail. I want the noise. When it was like off and on rain. Yes. You know, because it was still we had a hurricane. yeah. We had a hurricane over weekend. Jenn: We didn't even have a whole lot of sides. Like it actually was pretty much just like protein. That's fine. It was fine. It was great. I just wanted the sound. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and it was like off and on rain. Yes. You know, because it was still we had a hurricane. we had a hurricane over the weekend. Welcome to Florida. the bands of a hurricane. Yes. Erica: Jen actually drove up to have dinner with me Friday night and she drove through the bands of a hurricane. Like I don't even know what it was. And I was like, We why didn't we cancel? My husband was like, That's good. This is dumb. It's commitment. This is stupid. my god, but it was great. It was a great night. We made it. We had a good time. We played that card game. That was fun too. Yes, flip seven. Flip seven. Jenn: Yes. We why didn't we cancel? My husband was like, This is dumb. This is stupid. This is stupid. But we made it. We made it. We had a good time. We played that card game. That was fun too. Yes, flip seven. Flip seven. That was a good game. I'm trying to remember if I said it right. Yeah. Flip seven. That's a good game. Yeah, it was cute. With kids or adults. Yeah, it was cute. We played that game. I mean, Erica: I'm trying remember if I said it right. Yeah. Flip seven. That's a good game. With kids, with kids or adults. Yeah, it was cute. Yeah. We brought it to a bar. Jenn: who would have thought to play it at the bar, but it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. I had a good time. Yep. I thought it was great. Erica: Yeah. Yeah. I had a good time. I thought Jenn: Very mindless too. Like you didn't have to sit there and pay that close attention. It's fun. It's kind of like it almost has the feel of being at like a poker table because you're committing or not committing. Yes. and it's just mindless. So you just count. It was good. I mean you count you make it. I used Chat GPT, so I cheated. yeah, to keep our score. But you know it's kinda awesome because it compensated Erica: it was great. like you didn't have to sit there and paint that's what I love about it's fun 'cause it's kind of like it almost has the feel of being at like a poker table because you're like committing or not committing. You're risking. and it's just mindless. So you just have to count. It was good. I mean your counting might get I used Chat G B T so I cheated. yeah, to keep our score. But you know it was kinda awesome because it commentated. Jenn: the game. Erica: The game. This is why AI AI doesn't just take over, it's fine. But the con the comments from AI was hysterical. Just because well, yeah, because we didn't have a paper or pen, so we were just keeping score. One of our friends went to the bar to request a new song. I can't with that. I can't. She's like she's like the bartender wouldn't said that she's the bartender and she won't sh Okay, but also like where was she supposed to request the song? Jenn: And this is why AI AI is gonna just take over. It's fine. It's it's fine. We're not gonna go down that rabbit hole anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just because well, yeah, because we didn't have paper or pen, so we were just keeping score via chat. One of our friends went to the bar to request a new song. I can't. Yes. I can't. She's like the bartender wouldn't said that she's the bartender and she won't sh Okay, but also like where was she supposed to request the song? I'm I'm asking. Erica: DJ. Jenn: I didn't see the DJ. I didn't even see the DJ. Erica: Yes, he's up there. She went to the bartender and the bartender said, I'm the big She literally said, I'm the bartender, I can't change the song. And she came back to our table and said, She's the bartender, she won't change the song. I'm like, Yeah, because you go to the DJ. Jenn: She literally said, I'm the bartender, I can't change a song. And she came back to our table and said, She's the bartender, she won't change a song. Yeah. Did you go to the DJ? Erica: boy. It's the best. Okay. That was a fun fact story. Okay. Jenn: boy. Okay. That was a fun factory. Okay. Erica: I have three petty hates of my husband. And these are his petty hates or are these about him? These are things that drive me crazy about him, but they're not. So I feel like men in general have an equal amount of Jenn: Three petty hates of my husband. And these are these are his petty hates, or these are things that drive you crazy about him? These are things that drive me crazy about him, but they're not so I feel like men in general have an equal amount of things that they do that all wives agree that their men do that. They're universal correct. Okay. These are none of those. Okay. These are tailored. These are specifically to him. To my husband. Okay. That I'm convinced and no other husband does. Erica: things that they do that all wives agree that their men do that. They're universal. Correct. These are none of those. Okay. These are tailored specific to my husband that I am convinced that no other husband does these things. Jenn: these days. boy. I'm a little scared. In one of them I have to deal with well, two of them I have to deal with every single day, but one of them I have to deal with multiple times a day. Okay. Okay. he drops his phone every time. Mm-hmm. Every time. Okay. Do you get that every time? I I got it. He gets in the car. Erica: And one of them I have to deal with well, two of them I have to deal with every single day, but one of them I have to deal with multiple times a day. Okay. he drops his phone every time. Every time. Did you get that every time? I got it. He gets in the car. Jenn: Like d okay. Where does where is it dropping? It falls. Okay. If he It's on the floor board, I assume? Yeah. If he drops it, it goes. Okay. He'll put wherever he puts it. If he puts it down like on like the the center in the cup holder or in the like correctly in a cup holder, it will fall onto the floor. Every time. And he will attest to this that it falls. And now every time it falls, he just looks at me. I just laugh and he looks at me, you know. Erica: If he goes on his lap, it falls. If he puts it floor board, I think it's Yeah, he drops it, it goes. He'll put wherever he puts it, if he puts it down like on like the the center console, but he doesn't put it like correctly in a cup holder, it will fall onto the floor every time. And he will attest to this that it falls. And now every time it falls, he just looks at me and I just laugh. And he looks at me and I'm mm-hmm. Jenn: He's gonna listen to this and he's gonna be like, Well, Jen, and wait for this but also just pick a spot Erica: And he's been very well Jen. I can't wait till you have him on the podcast one day. I can't wait for this. But also just pick a Jenn: that you know it's not gonna topple over, dude. He will put it like you know your handle that you're opening the door, like where your handle is on the side of the door, he'll put it like laying like flat on the handle and it will fall over. Like it he is asking for it, uh-huh. But it's just comical to me because I'm like, every time you get in the car, your phone drops. So why just put it? Erica: Liter He will put it like you know your handle that you're opening the door, like where your handle is on the side of the door. He'll put it like laying like flat on the handle and it will fall over. Like it it he is asking for it, but it's just comical to me because I'm like, every time you get in the car, your phone drops. So why just put it safe? Safe. Right right there. Okay. Jenn: Safe. Safe. Right. Yes, in that spot. Okay. Erica: So we have garbage disposals in our sinks. Okay. I have one. Okay. There is a stopper that goes in the garbage disposal from stop from things to going in your garbage disposal. Yes. Okay. You're not wanting that. Yes. Yes. Okay. Just th for your every day. Okay. He doesn't like the stopper on the garbage disposal. I don't either. So he takes it off. Jenn: So we have garbage disposals in our I have one. Okay. Yes. There is a stopper that goes in the garbage disposal from stop from things to going in your garbage disposal. Yes. Yes. If you're not wanting that. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Just the for your every day. Okay. He doesn't like the stopper on the garbage disposal. I don't either. So he takes it off. Erica: And he puts it in the sink. Jenn: puts it in the sink. Are you talking about okay, hang on a second. We need to back up. Are you talking about the metal stopper that like holes in it? Okay. You're not talking about the actual like flaps of the disposal. Because it you know, most disposals have like flaps where it just like okay, we're talking about the metal thing. The metal thing that has holes in it that allows the sink to bring. Yeah, I don't like that Erica: Okay, hang on a second. We need to back up. Are you talking about the metal stopper that has holes in it? Okay. You're not talking about the actual like flaps of the disposal. Because it you know, most disposals have like flaps with No. Yes. Okay, we're talking about the metal thing. The metal thing that has holes in it that allows the sink to drain, but it stops Jenn: I don't like it either. I don't like it either. Erica: so I find little things cute. Okay. So I have little spoons that I mix my coffee with. Like I I have little jars, I have a whole bunch of little things. And every morning I mix my coffee with my little spoon. I go to put it the sink, and the stopper is not in the garbage disposal. So I'm I don't like things going in the garbage disposal. Or even if you're putting we have a s an Jenn: so have little things cute. Okay. So I have little spoons that I've mixed my coffee with. Like I I have little jars like a bunch of little and every morning I mix my coffee with my little spoon. I go to put it the sink, and the stopper is not in the garbage. I see the problem. Okay. Things going in the garbage schools. I see the problem. We have s an eight year old that Erica: eight-year-old that puts Jenn: stuff in the sink. So if he what about if the spoon goes down there? I see the problem now. Erica: stuff in the sink. So if he what about if the spoon goes down there? I can't do this right now. I can't do this right now. You like to turn on the garbage pulls and head. Jenn: I don't have this problem. I just I don't. You don't, but it does you well, I need to get Mike here. Like, what does he think about this? He does not this is not a common problem in our house. my god. Erica: But okay, but you don't but it does you well, I need to get Mike here. Like, what does he think about this? He does no this is not a common problem. my god. Okay. Okay, go ahead. There's a flap. There's flaps. This is I need to look at your sink in a minute. Okay, my flaps are straight down. Like I don't have. Okay, you have genetically closed basically. so mine are not like that. That's it. So anything we're there. Now we're there. We've it's probably ten minutes. Jenn: There's a flap. There's flaps. This is I need to look at your sink in a minute. Okay, my flaps are straight down. No, mine are not. Okay, you mine are like closed basically. so mine are not like that. That's it. See, now we're there. Now we're there. We've it's probably ten minutes of talking about it. I mean it's at least been three because I've glanced at the time in this this whole thing, but ten minutes of talking about the disposal. Got it. Erica: Of talking about it. I mean it's at least been three because I've glanced at the time in this thing. my god. Got it. Okay. Every time he gets out of the Jenn: Got it, got it. Every time he gets out Erica: shower, he puts the towel around his waist. He does not dry off and he walks around the house. Have you seen the trend that's on I think it's on Instagram right now, where friends are given a towel and they're asked to Jenn: puts the towel around his waist. He does not dry off and he walks around house. Okay. Have you seen the trend that's on I think it's on Instagram right now, where friends are given a towel and they're asked to dry off. They have their clothes on, but they're asked to like dry off how they would dry off a after getting out of the shower. And people are like very thorough, not yours. He's just wrap it and we're out. No, it literally he's wrap and go. Erica: dry off they have their clothes on, but they're asked to like dry off how they would dry off after getting out of the shower. And people are like very thorough. Not yours. He's just wrap it and we're out. No, it literally he steps out of the shower, he wraps and walks. This is do you know how many I just understand why. You I step in water repeatedly. Cause he doesn't just walk to like the sink. Jenn: He wraps and walks. This is do you know I just don't understand why. You I'm stepped in water repeatedly. Because he doesn't just walk to like the sink or to his closet all over the bedroom, all over the bathroom, and I'm like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Like I'm just stepping into the shit and it's just I'm like, my god. And I've had to live with this because I bet him doing this. Erica: Or to his closet. It's all over the bedroom, all over the bathroom. And I'm like, Swap, stop, stop, stop, stop. Like I'm just stepping in squish squish squish. And it's just I'm like, my God. And I've had to live with this because I met him doing this. I know it was a choice I made. And he never dries his back. He puts a shirt on and it just like it will dry. It will dry. I c you're starting your day Jenn: And he never dries his back. He puts a shirt on and it just like it just dries. What? It will dry. You're starting your day off behind. You're literally starting your day off behind. I can't wait till his mom hears this. She probably does the same thing. Erica: You're literally starting your day off behind. I can't wait till his mom hears this. She probably does the same thing. I mean There was some point of him growing up. She'll let us know. She'll be the first one to text us when this episode comes out and tells us all about it. There I think there are times Okay. Jenn: There's some point him growing up. She'll let us know. She'll be the first one to text us when this episode comes out and tell us all about it. I cannot wait. There I think you're We need to have her sh Mary. Mary. Let us know. Y'all y'all are gonna love Mary. Mary will be so much fun. Jen's gonna interview Mary. We gotta get another microphone before that though. Don't happen to be here. You gotta interview. Okay. Erica: Mary. Mary. But no. Y'all y'all are gonna love Mary. They're gonna be like, when's Mary coming back to the podcast? Jen's gonna interview Mary. No, I'm not gonna be here. You gotta interview her. Jenn: Okay. There's no way. I would never get a word in. That's what people need to hear. She'll just tell us all the things. Erica: There's no way. That's the point. That's what people need to hear. In Mary's show. Okay. Jenn: Okay, so did we did we cover all? We covered all the thirty six minutes of Petty Kates. Yep. That was that was we then we've Erica: So that's did we cover them all? We covered all the petty hates. Thirty six minutes of petty hates. That was that was Jenn: we've we veered off. We'll be okay. Yeah, we did veer off, but they were good. Yeah. Okay, so I was on Instagram scrolling and I saw Jen liked something. So I read this meme and I immediately thought of Jen because I just Erica: But they're yeah, we did fear off, but they were good. Okay, so I was on Instagram scrolling and I saw Jen liked something. So I read this meme and I immediately thought of Jen because I just know her personality. And when I looked down, I saw that she liked it. And I'm like, this is actually hysterical. I'm I'm surprised and I was going to send it to her, but I decided to call her out on the podcast. Jenn: know her personality. And when I looked down I saw that she liked it. And I'm like, this is actually hysterical. I'm I'm so and I was going to send it to her, but I decided to call her out on the podcast. god. good, good, good. This is gonna be great, I'm sure. Ha ha Erica: Leftover soup needs to go in a round container Jenn: Leftovers who needs to go in a realm container. Erica: because it's soup because soup is round. I will not be explaining things any further. Jenn: Because it's soup because soup is round. I will not be explaining things any further. It's It's true. Erica: It's true. It's true. I saw this and I was like, this is Jen. And I looked down and you liked it and I was like, okay. That's my friend. This is our Jen's little heart floating across the page. I will say those hearts kind of bug me. They kind of like drive me crazy. Yeah now. Yeah. I think Adam Assari is the Jenn: I was like, this is Jen. And I looked at it and you liked it. And I was like, that's my friend. This is her gentle heart. I will say those hearts kind of bug me. They kind of like drive me crazy now. I think Adam Maseri is the one of the founders of Instagram. I think he needs to get on that. It's kind of distracting. Erica: one of the founders of Instagram, I think he needs to get on that. It's kind of distracting. Do you want me to tag him in this? Jenn: I'll tag them on the episode. Yeah, the the I don't mind like a little just stagnant heart. Can stay still. No, I know, but it just bounces around. I don't need it to be bouncy. I don't need that. I don't. Actually, I no, there are certain things I do like that are that are like that. When I was doing my master's degree. Erica: Get rid of the floating hearts. Nobody wants to see a face. I don't mind like a little just stagnant heart. Well what you saw when your friends love something. No, I know, but it just bounces around. Now it bounces. Jen doesn't like the pop thing, she doesn't like the bouncing. She doesn't like the Actually I no. There are certain things I do like that are that are like that. When I was doing my master's degree, every time I would submit a paper Jenn: Every time I would submit a paper, it would have confetti that would go all across the screen saying that you submitted it, like congratulations. And I did like that. Because you were celebrating you. Yeah, because I was celebrating being done with the paper that I spent in my entire Saturday writing. Yeah. I needed a little something after that. You're commitment to your master's degree. I remember like we Erica: It would have confetti that would go all across the screen saying that you submitted it. Like, congratulations. But I did like that. Because you were celebrating you. Yeah. Because I was celebrating being done with the paper that I spent in my entire Saturday writing. Yeah. I needed a little something after. Dude, your commitment to your master's degree. I remember like we were going out and stuff and you were like, No. tough. No chat GBT. That didn't even exist. Not that I would have used it because I'm definitely not that person. I would strive to get my turn it in score as low as humanly. Jenn: No Chat GBT. That didn't even exist. Not that I would have used it because I'm definitely not that person. I would strive to get my Turnitin score as low as humanly possible. You know, because Turnitin will Erica: You know, 'cause Turnadin will check to see the amount of like plagiarism or whatever or whatever. Mine was like, never, ever, never, ever. Which obviously that's the point, I understand. But That was your goal. That was my goal. That was your goal for that. Jenn: Check to see your amount of like plagiarism or what or whatever. Mine was like, never, ever, never, ever. Which obviously that's the point. I understand. But that That was your goal. I was like, I'm not ever gonna have that be a problem. We both have masters we don't use. So Erica: We both have masters we don't use. We're so proud of that. Jen can write an essay without plagiarism. No what's going on now. Absolutely. I'm actually a little scared of the kids. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes get a little bit. Jenn: Jen can write an essay without plagiarism. I sure can. That's there's something to be said for that because God only knows what's going on now. Absolutely. I mean scared of the kids out. Same Zeus. Sometimes get a little bit, yeah. Erica: Okay, so going back to the soup thing. Okay. I love to eat cold things out of the fridge. Okay. Chicken cutlets, cold pot chick cold I have some in my fridge right now and I was like, yeah, well that could be good cold. Cold pasta. Yeah. I think cold pizza. Also fine. I don't like reheated meat. I know you don't mind it. I don't mind it depending on what it is. I'm really picky about that. Especially chicken. Jenn: Okay, so going back to the soup thing. Okay. I love to eat cold things out of the fridge. Okay. Chicken cutlets. yeah. Chick I have some in my fridge right now and I was like, yeah, that could be good cold. Cold pasta. Yeah. I think that's fine. Also fine. I don't like reheated meat. I know you don't mind it. I don't mind it depending on what it is. I'm really picky about that. Especially chicken. Erica: I'm I get it. Yeah, it gets like a little bit of a weird taste. Sometimes I'll saute it like if I like if I steak or something. And saute it, but I love it. Jenn: I'm I get it. So is my husband. Sometimes you saute like if I like Yeah, yeah, he likes to put it on the stove. Yeah. Calls it killing the feathers. Yeah. I know. Yeah. On the stove. I will just crush some like if I I have cold lasagna in the fridge right now and I will just I can't also fine. I think there I mean, but there are certain things that are better heated. No, a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Erica: Yeah. I'm gonna stand here and kill the feathers. I will just crush some like if I I cold design in the fridge right now and I will just I can't stop. I can't stop. I mean but there are certain things that are better heated. No, a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. But there are people out there that think people are psychotic, that they eat cold things. There are people that Jenn: But there are people out there that think people are psychotic that they eat cool things. There are people that won't eat leftovers. Yeah, that's my family. I know, but it's I it's so wasteful. It's so wasteful. Now listen, I'm not perfect. Yeah. And honestly, sometimes there's a meal that doesn't hit and people are not a fan, and I'm like, well, that sucks. Erica: Yeah, that's my family. I know, but it's you guys are so good at it. I know now listen, I'm not perfect. Yeah. And honestly, sometimes there's a meal that doesn't hit and people are not a fan. And I'm like, well I've committed to Jenn: I'm in that phase of I'm having to cook for almost four adult humans. Now they're not my children are not adults, but they are eating like adult humans right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. So your grocery bill is insane. Yeah. Insane. Erica: weird. It's a weird stuff. I'm having to cook for almost four adult humans. Now not my children are not adults. Right. They are eating like adults. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So your so your grocery bill is Yeah. Some I'll just like go off of that and try to, you know, make things a little bit more interesting. Jenn: I have a list of like our go tos and I'll just like go off of that and try to, you know, make things a little bit more interesting. Erica: Yeah. Jenn: But Erica: But I have like a list of our favorites and then I have a what's for dinner little, you know, dry erase board. Listen, I am scared to be in your house. Why? me. It's the teacher in Jenn: I have like a list of our favorites and then I have a what's for dinner little, you know, dry erase board. Listen, I am scared to be in your house. Why? It's the teacher in me. about that. So we had our closets done. Very exciting. but with all of that being said, it's just created more projects. Erica: So we had our closets done. Uh-huh. Very exciting. Yeah. but with all of that being said, it's just created more projects. Jenn: Like the giveaway aspect of things. I mean, we all went through our closets and that was a whole thing and the reorganization. The reorganization of it. Like we still have stuff that's sitting outside of the closets because it needs like a container to go into and I haven't found the right measurements for all the containers yet. And I walked into Target the other day in full, like ready to purchase some containers, and I walked out with nothing because Erica: Like the giveaway aspect of things. All went through our closets and that was a whole thing and the reorganization of with the new closet. We still have it sitting outside of the closets because it needs like a container to go into and I haven't found the right measurements for all the containers yet. I walked into Target the other day in full like ready to purchase some containers and I walked out with nothing because My brain couldn't do it anymore. I was like I just can't I I don't have it in me to measure anymore. Yeah. I'll do this some other time. So I still haven't done it. Jenn: my brain couldn't do it anymore. I was like, I just can't I I don't have it in me to measure anymore. Yeah. I will do this some other time. So I still haven't done it. Erica: Yeah. The other thing that I've noticed about myself is that I want things done pretty much instantly. And I'm trying to get better about that. Yeah. And like take a step back and be like, all right, I don't need this today. Mm-hmm. It can be done Thursday Jenn: The other thing that I've noticed about myself is that I want things done pretty much instantly. And I'm trying to get better about that and like take a step back and be like, All right, I don't need this today. It can be done Thursday. Erica: when it says it will ship. I have a hard time with that too. I have a hard time though. Like I got a big giant box of stuff from Amazon to Jenn: When it says it will ship, it's going to be okay. I have a hard time though. Like I got a big giant box of stuff from Amazon to unpack and put things where it needed to go. And I had to physically tell myself, like, it doesn't all have to be done right now. It's because we like our projects finished. It is. It is. It is. Yeah. Yeah. I actually feel like if I have mentally committed to pause the project, it feels like hard harder for me to go back to it. Yeah. Because it's a commitment to get back into it. Yeah. Erica: things where it needed to go. And I had to physically tell myself like it doesn't all have to be done right now. It's because we like our projects finished. That's what it is. We're both like that, I feel like. I actually feel like if I have mentally committed to pause the project, it feels like hard harder for me to go back to it. Yeah. 'Cause it's a commitment to get back into it. Yeah. Cause you I feel like a lot of things that we get into, you have to mentally prepare yourself to get into those things. Jenn: 'Cause you I feel like a lot of things that we get into, you have to mentally prepare yourself to get into those things. yeah. Like I cleaned out my closet last week. Mm-hmm. And because I was going well, part of it was because I was going shopping the other part was I motivated you. Because I had thousands of miles of clothes and shifting through my crap. Yeah. and I had to I had to finish, but I had to mentally prepare myself to go through my closet. Yes. And then I have bags and bags, but now my closet is all beautiful. Good. And then I So it's worth Erica: Like I cleaned out my closet last week and because I was going well, part of it was because I was going shopping. The other part was because I had piles and piles of clothes of me shifting through my crap. and I had to I had to finish. But I had to mentally prepare myself to go through my closet. Yes. And then I have bags and bags, but now my closet is all beautiful. Good. And then I I Jenn: it. Erica: but I did go shopping and Jenn: But I did go shopping and I knew what I wanted to buy and I got nothing that was on my list. That's a problem. Well, because it's one of those things I when I I have a problem of when I know I need something and I'm going to look for it, I never freaking tell No, ever. Never. It's only when you when you don't need something then you're like, there it is. I've only had to wait six months. Here it is, here's the item I needed. Right. And maybe I'll Erica: I knew what I wanted to buy and I got nothing that was on my list. That's a problem. Well, because it's one of those things I when I have I have a problem of when I know I need something and I'm going to look for it, I never freaking find it. Never. It's never. Or you've you've seen it a thousand times before and it gave you the idea of maybe I'll want this like a piece Jenn: You held off and then you go back and then you can't find it. Erica: I'm having a hard time finding jeans. Because you know what I've realized? I have a really short torso and the mid rise Jenn: I'm having a hard time finding jeans. because you know what I realized? I have a really short torso and the mid-rise. Erica: look better araha rise essentially on me. Jenn: look better are a high rise essentially on me. Yes. So I like the mid rise. They don't sell a lot of mid rise jeans. Right. The low rise are just too we're not there. I'm not doing that again. I w will not go back there. Yeah. So I did that in college, been there, done it. The ones that are ultra low rise. You mean when the zipper is like this big on your dude Erica: So I like the mid-rise. They don't sell a lot of mid-rise jeans. Right. And the low rise are just too we're not there. We're 40. We're 40. Yeah. So and so I did that in common. Let me take that back. The ones that are ultra low rise. When the zipper is like this big on your dude, I will tell you though, American Eagle, I'm just gonna call them out. Like Jenn: Who hawed American Eagle, I'm just gonna call them out. Like they were having some great stuff from GitHub. They did. And now all of a sudden they've gone to like Teeny. Not a fan. Yep. Erica: They were having some great stuff for years and now all of a sudden they've gone to like Teeny Bopper. I feel like they're taking everything in every store. Where do the I know we talked about this, Jen, where do the forty year old shop? I can't. Jenn: I feel like they're taking everything in every store. Where do the I know we talked about this Jen, where do the forty year old shop? I They don't, I don't know. Online, I guess. I don't know. I don't know the answer. I wish I did. A an area with multiple with store every store that you could possibly want. You can think of. Yep. Erica: I guess. I mean, I was in I was in a an area with multiple stores. store that possible every store that you can think of. And it's just it's either I'm just trying to find casual everyday clothes. You're either super dressed up or it's like an old lady, it's long they're just like we st we want a happy medium of not dressing older, but we don't want to look like we're dressing 20. Jenn: And it's just it's either I'm just trying to find casual everyday clothes. You're either super dress up or it's like an old lady, it's not they're just like we know we want a happy medium of not dressing older. We don't want to look like we're dressing twenty. Right. But we don't want to look like we're committing to being forty or fifty. Right. And we just want clothes that cover our body, but right so we can feel cute in. We can still feel cute in. Erica: But we don't want to look like we're committing to being forty or fifty. And we just want clothes that cover our body, but can feel cute in. We can still feel cute in because we work to be cute. Like I get some people want to be fully covered and that's great for them. Jenn: To be cute. Right. I guess some people want to be fully covered and that's great for them. I am trying to find stuff my birthday, but I don't even know if I'll find Just shop from your closet. Huh? Just shop from your closet. Erica: am trying to find stuff my birthday, but I don't even know if I'll find what I'm looking for with that. Huh? Just chop from your closet. I don't wanna do that, Jen. Why are you taking all the joy Jenn: Why are you taking on the joy? Erica: away? Jenn: You get one cool piece. Find your one cool piece and then after that, yes. You were going to sell for what? You know the guy that dresses in orange with a mustache? Erica: Get one cool piece. Find your one cool piece and then That's what I'm looking for. You wanna what I settled for? You know the guy that dresses in orange with the mustache? What's his name? He's a character. he you know, it's people are doing it all over the internet. It's the orange suit that's spandex and he has a belly and he has the orange? Yeah. Jenn: The guy that dresses in orange with the mustache. he you know, it's people are doing it all over the internet. It's the orange suit that's spandex and he has a belly and he has the orange The Lorax? Yeah. Okay. He's bright orange. huh. I could wear that. Erica: He's bright orange. huh. I could wear that. Jenn: Shut up. You are not going as the Lorax on your 40th. Would you die if we we you were like waiting for me by the shuttle and I walked down with that? What would you do? Show me your reaction. I would rip it off of your body. Before or after you've done that thing. Nope. I would be so mad at you. I would rip it off of your body. You would be mad at me. I would be so mad at you that you were giving Erica: Would you die if we we were you were like waiting for me by the shuttle and I walked down with that? What would you do? Show me your reaction. I would rip it off of your body. Before or after you were done laughing. Nope. I would be so mad at you. I would rip it off of your body. You would be mad at me? I would be so mad at you because giving Jenn: up. Erica: It would be so funny. No. in the Laura? Jenn: It would be so funny. I think that you're gonna regret it in the long run. So We're done with this. We're done with this conversation. Erica: We're done with this. We're done with this conversation. If you want a costume, if Jenn: If you want a costume. Erica: you want everybody in costume, we can talk. Jenn: If want everybody in costume, we can talk. Erica: Thank you guys for coming and listening Jenn: Thank guys for coming. Erica: today. Tune into next week because we've got lots more. Yeah, next week's gonna get a little bit serious. I wanna see what you say. I'm looking forward to it. All right. See you next week. See you next week. Bye. Jenn: Tune into next week because we've got lots more. Yeah, next week's gonna get a little bit serious. Okay, great. Looking forward to it. All right. See you next week. Bye.