We're Not Doctors But We Play Patients IRL

Uncorked with Funny Wine Girl · Sep 7, 2023 · 58m

What are the symptoms?

A little burning during urination and the haunting memories of lost love. To quote the patient, "I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards."

Any diehard Seinfeld fan will tell you that line above was delivered by Kramer in the 16th episode of the ninth and final season. The episode was aptly titled, "The Burning."

While I haven't done anything like Kramer, such as lighting a cigarette and delivering such dramatic and poetic words, I have been what's called a Standardized Patient at the medical college in Scranton…