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I think we'll go with "Wall Friends"... · Wall Friends

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What do we give people here? 10 minutes?
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We give them 10 minutes here. 10 minutes.
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Before we send them to where they need to actually go?
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Really. Is that what we How long do we
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want to keep them here? I don't even have, I don't know.
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I mean, we could do 10 minutes, I guess.
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Sure. OK, Yeah, we'll we'll figure it
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out. But yeah, no, this is the last
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time we're going to be here. We're moving.
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We're moving. We're heading out.
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It's it's over. And you'd think we're moving to
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a nicer place. You'd be very wrong.
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No, it's not going to be nicer. It's going to be rough.
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It's really rough for a minute. We're moving from a of a mid
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sized house into a rundown, disgusting mold filled apartment
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that we're going to have to just depend on everyone else to help
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us fix over time because. That's really, that's basically.
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Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, this is going to be rock
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bottom for us and we're pulling everyone down with us.
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So I mean, that's the only way to do it.
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What? Do you got What do you got
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titled this one like the end of this podcast even though it's
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not? It's not even a podcast.
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It's. Not even a podcast?
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Dude, it's the thing, the end of our conversations here and now
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we'll be elsewhere. You'll have to change walls.
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Yeah, but did we say the name? I think, yeah, I think we're
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going with what wall friends? Wall friends is what I think
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we're going with. Did.
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We come up with that or it's someone else.
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Nope, it was definitely someone else.
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But we could take credit. We could take credit.
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But we're not going to. But we did promise $0.38 to this
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guy, so I'll pull his name up real quick.
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We'll get his name. Let's see.
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He was like, he actually, he responded, he responded to the
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top comment. That's.
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Great. The only problem is here's
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here's the problem for him. I don't know if we can actually
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give him full credit because Savvy Lobster 3412 OK, here's
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the problem. Savvy Lobster.
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OK, you said wall friends as one word, but I'm thinking we split
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those two words up Wall friends a wall space friends, you know,
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'cause the, the one word, I get it.
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I get where you're where you're coming from, but it's just, you
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know, it's not, it doesn't have the right feeling to have one
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word. It's not a one word thing.
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These are two separate words forever but never that's never
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been one. I'm thinking just wall friends.
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Wall friends, but a lot different than what you said a
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lot different it's. It's way different.
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There's clearly a space when I say that, and everyone can tell
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that there's a space when I say that.
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So I'm sure we're all. That's what he was going for.
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I don't think it was. Almost like you can mistake it.
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Like a sneeze, Yeah. It's like a sneeze.
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Yeah, but we can't have, we can't have our have our
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conversations be a sneeze. No one wants to listen to that,
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but well, friends, people are in our walls just listening to us
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in these normal conversations, which I mean, I'd say it is
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weird. I'll say it.
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It's. Weird, but not.
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Not not on us, though. Not on us.
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No, no. I I finally bought the
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stabilizer thing by the way that Jimmy's been harassing me about
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off off camera, by the way, it's not been on camera, but so if if
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I do one of these little shakes, it's not even shaking right now.
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You don't even know that it's doing it.
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Look. Well actually you see that one,
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but the other one, you don't see that one.
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So. You start hammering your desk,
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It's not shaking. Look, this thing's magic.
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Yeah, you got. Yeah.
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You're not gonna have as many earthquakes.
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Maybe a little bit. Right before you went and got
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it. Actually, I wish I had.
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I had that recorded. You.
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You went to go get this thing. Before you sent it out, the
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earth shook. The earth shook as you walked
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away. Which was that?
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Playing about my BMIBO. It could be that it could just
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be the foundation of your house is not stable and you're going
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to fall through that floor at any point.
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Like it's it could be that, you know, we could pin it on that if
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you'd rather go that direction instead of your your body
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weight. Yeah, yeah, that can make
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further. I think I'm looking fine right
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now. Not good, but fine.
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You're looking fine. Fine, to the point where you're
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not even going to talk about or notice it.
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Dude, Speaking of feeling fine, all right, Yeah.
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When was the last time you really hurt yourself on
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accident? Like you really bumped into
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something? You you've you messed your not
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just your day like your week up. OK, so to answer this question,
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I'm going to start. It happens all the time.
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All the time. Yeah, but it's it's almost the I
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am large, but it it's gone on my thumbnail.
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But I was trying to look for the remote under my couch and like
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it's one of those like multi piece, like it's like a
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sectional or whatever. I was like, there's pieces to
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the couch. So if you want to move the
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couch, you got to move it in pieces, you know, and we lost
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the remote, my wife and I and we just didn't watch TV for three
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days. And we're like, I really think
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that we need to search for this remote.
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This is getting really ridiculous.
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So I go to pick it up and it got like stuck on like another part
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of like the sectional and I was like, I could move this whole
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thing, but it's like the one that's like stuck in the corner.
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So like I'd have to move everything around.
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That's a pain in the ass, you know, I'll just leave it stuck
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right here. And I went to go reach under to
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because I was like, oh, I think I see the remote.
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I didn't see the remote, by the way, didn't find it for another
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two days. It was in a completely opposite
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place, but I went to reach out and I'm like, you know, I feel
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like this is going to land on me and hurt some part of me.
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So I was like, you know what? Let me let me just like go to
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like, like move it around. And then I realized the whole
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thing was stuck. I was like, OK, so it's not,
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it's not moving. The whole couch is stuck.
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Great. Then I go to like, look under.
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Yeah, I don't see anything. It's fine.
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And then I go to like, move the couch back again.
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Crushes my hand. Crush.
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Crush my fucking hand. Were you able to get your hand
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out fast or did it just no sit there in agony for a bit?
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So let's say this is the couch. There's the couch, yeah, and ow,
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ow. Yeah, it it fucking hurt like a
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bitch. Yeah.
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And like, I just looked at my wife like you, you might have
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married the stupidest person on this planet.
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It, it, it was like, it was painful to the point that like,
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like I, I, I, I, I have like an OK pain tolerance, but like, it
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was painful to the point that I didn't even react to it.
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Do you know what I mean? Like where something so painful,
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you're like, I got to play this off really fucking quick.
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Otherwise this is going to really just ruin the next hour
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of my life. Do you know what I mean by that
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or no? Maybe I don't.
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I don't know. I don't.
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I've never had my hand crushed like that before.
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That's so terrible. But like just when, when it's
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like, so just when you're in so much like, like, you know,
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you're about to be in so much pain that you have to like play
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it off not just for other people around you, but for like for
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yourself, 'cause you're like, if, if I lean into this, if I
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accept the fact that I just crush my fucking hand, the couch
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wins. And you can't let the couch win.
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I'm fucked. So like, I, I did one of those
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things, like, I went like this. And then like, again, I felt
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like the pain was coming. So I looked at my wife and I
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said, you might have married the stupidest person on this planet.
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And then like, you know, she laughed and she was like, like,
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are you OK? Like, are you OK?
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And I was like, yeah. But you know, I, I think a lot
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of the pain did pass from that, but it did radiate for like the
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next, like night. It was.
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It lasted. That sounds terrible.
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Yeah, I'm glad you had a full story about that.
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I was just gonna tell you I hit my elbow yesterday.
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That's really. I was doing laundry and I turned
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weird and I hit my, my that weird spot on your elbow that.
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Like, yeah, you're like, yeah. Yeah, it's like you're like a
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weird. Face and then it's like the
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vibrations, it's like. Vibrations.
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The tingling. Yeah.
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And then you. Hit your funny bone.
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You're like shut the fuck up. Yeah.
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Like, well, this is like this is like opposite.
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It's opposite of funny bone. It's like laughs.
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Yeah. You, you hit this one and it, it
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it ruins everything. It ruins everything you think
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you know about how your nerves work.
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Your, your my finger started tingling all weird.
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I was like, I'm not going to be able to move my arm for a while,
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I don't think. I feel like like a little bit of
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AD bag for doing it. You're like, why did I do that
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to myself? Yeah, I I had to spend about 30
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minutes wondering if I needed to go see someone about this
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because really so painful. It was so painful I could barely
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move my arm. So like you like really jammed
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it is what you're. Saying yeah, yeah, I tried to
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power through it too. I was, I mean, I had laundry to
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do it. Laundry is not going to do
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itself. I mean, I had to do it so.
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I got a wife. Couldn't she have taken over?
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You'd think. You'd think she could.
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Yeah, this is. Now this is now a podcast.
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But no, no, it's not. This is now a There's now a
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conversation about how we hate your wife.
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Yeah. Now she, she's, she's, she's
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busy making. Oh, yeah, Yeah, she's busy
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making clay. She's making clay.
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Yeah. Things.
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She's got a clay shop now. And you know, that's kind of
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taking priority over anything in our house.
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Yeah, No. It's, it's crazy dude.
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She's not even an accident. Eating it?
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No, no, she's definitely into it all the time.
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She's inhaled things by accident.
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She should not have. Really I.
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Didn't realize there if you're making something out of clay,
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there's a lot of a lot of dangers involved.
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You got to they they they use this like Poly something I don't
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remember what it's called, but it's like they they have to like
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glaze it. So it's all yes, yes, they have
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to glaze it so it's shiny and it's like durable and she has to
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wear it. She looks like she's making
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meth, dude. She's making meth in there or
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something and she's. Why is it 'cause she's
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accidentally brothed? No, she did it ahead of time.
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No, no, she got it ahead of time.
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But I mean, it's still, I think she, she didn't realize that
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it's it, it omits those, those fumes for way longer than she
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thought. So I mean, she's, yeah, she's
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been breathing it in like way longer than she should.
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So she had to kind of like fix that, fix a few things about her
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process there, but she's fine for the time being.
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Check back in a year, we'll see how she's doing, but for the
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short term she's fine. Maybe it permanently, you know,
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damaged the ability to do a laundry or.
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Yeah, no, no laundry while that's happening, apparently.
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No, absolutely not dude. I, I do feel, I do feel as
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though when I was a was a child and like I went to like those
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like play making parties. Play making parties.
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First of all, I I have to ask, did you ever go to any of those
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or no? I've never heard of a clay
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making party in my. Life, it's like a kids birthday
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party. You go like oh, let's let's go
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freaking like make pottery. It's like there's like so many
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different businesses. People are going to know what
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I'm talking about. Maybe you're not going to know
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what I'm talking. Anyway, point being, I just
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remember vividly this one kid at this birthday party that I went
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to, it was like his birthday party and like I was just
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sitting there making my piece of crap fucking clay thing that I
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probably got thrown out in 2 days or whatever.
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And like I just heard his mom yelling at him.
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I'm not going to say his name, but it's like stop eating the
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clay. He was eating the clay.
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That's why I asked by the way, that's why I brought that up.
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That's it's a vivid memory. That's crazy.
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Eating clay is crazy. That can't.
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That can't be good for anybody. He he's still alive, by the way.
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He's still alive the last I checked.
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I have not checked in years, so maybe I just made that up.
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Maybe he's been dead for the past five years because the clay
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finally caught up to him. Do you know what that reminds me
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of? Do you remember what it what was
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it called the the the old claymations where it was like
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pancake mines? Do you remember that?
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Pancake mine Yeah. Was that like on YouTube?
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Or it was on YouTube. Yeah, yeah.
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It's like calling it a pancake. Mine.
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Yeah, dude, it was like classic. I'm going to look it up.
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What is it called? Pancake mine.
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I'm going to search. The clay world.
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Clay world. Yeah.
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That was a classic. Yeah, dude, that was a classic.
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It was like 18 years ago. Oh yeah, dude.
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Did you ever see? Those look I I like it activated
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some part of of my brain, so I definitely know of this, but I
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don't remember anything. Yeah, it's just guys thinking
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that they're, it's just two little blue clay guys.
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They're walking around. One of them, one of them's like,
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hey, look, there's pancakes. And he's like, no, those aren't
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pancakes, Those are mines. And he, he, he goes over and
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tries to eat it and he blows up. And then people just these blue
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guys, they just don't learn their lesson and they keep
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coming along and and they blow up because they think it's a
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pancake and they. 5 minute video of guys blowing themselves up.
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Yes, that's that's what it used to be, dude.
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That's what. YouTube used to be.
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It was like the laser collection.
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It was the ASDF movies. There was like, it was like the,
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I don't remember what it was called.
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What, what It's like baa baa black sheep or something like
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that. This website back in the day
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does that. Does that ring a bell?
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Fly black sheep or something Baa black sheep sounds well, that's
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just also the song too, but it it like it's like a sheep.
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It was like I remember. The demented cartoon movie or
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something like that. It was like a 30 minute long
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video of absolutely nothing going.
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On albino black sheep. Oh, OK, It wasn't baa baa black
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sheep. Yeah, it wouldn't make sense
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that. Website's still up.
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How that's I? I just, I just went to it and
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they're posting. There's a post from March dude.
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I don't know if this. If this website still looks the
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same dude I went to this website all the time.
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Yeah, dude. Dude I think I think I tried to
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look for like boob on this website when I was.
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Younger. Yeah.
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Who didn't? Who didn't?
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I guess that and then new grounds too.
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You. You found some weird shit on New
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grounds. Yeah, the demented cartoon
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movie, dude. Yeah, yeah, I remember this.
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It's so crazy. You know, it's an old website
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when there's a video and there's no indication of views or date
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posted. Like it's just a it's.
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Just a. Yeah, I remember.
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That concerned back then it could have been millions of
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views. Yeah.
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It it was probably like 5 or 10,000 at most now that I'm
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thinking about it though. No, there's no way.
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The things like that just made round somehow like like that.
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That's just how things. Work but not like that, but like
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like random things like most stuff on the website.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I just assumed.
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Everything was very popular and like everyone saw all of it.
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Yeah, yeah. I remember getting that shocked
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feeling when I would make references and it turns out I'm
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the weird kid. That happened many times.
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Yeah, happened a lot. Yeah.
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I was really excited in middle school and I, I, one of my best
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friends, I met him and we, we bonded over the laser
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collection. It's like I'm a fire in my laser
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blah. And he just blows people up.
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Dude. I was so happy finding another
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person that knew what that was. When I realized that people just
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simply didn't know what that was.
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And I was a weird kid. That was those were the good
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days of YouTube though. Like people just made good
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stuff. I was just watching this whole
15:33
like, like documentary about how this guy is like Mr. Rogers was
15:38
amazing. He was low stimulation Mr.
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Beast. This guy sucks.
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That's basically like the whole point in it.
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I was like, OK, Mr. Rogers versus Mr. Beast, dude, Yeah,
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there's a little different way. Five there.
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They were both. Wins though.
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They were, yeah. They had the same title, same
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same rank of nobility. Damn dude, I missed those days.
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It's so scary. Things are scary on YouTube now.
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It's like kind. Of are actually.
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It it's just a cesspool. The more I looked at it, I went
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on, dude, people are delusional to like the creators of these
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videos, like the especially in the, in the age of AI.
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You know, because I've been a part of this, this this
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subreddit forever. Like I, I don't, I'm not active
16:23
in it, but I followed it for, for five or six years now and
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it's, I think it's just called partnered YouTube.
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And it's just following it for a while.
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And then I just stopped because people.
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It was no longer partnered YouTube it was people wondering
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why their AI videos are suspended and banned.
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And today I saw a post from some guy he's like, I have 500 K
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Subs. Like I've I put 11 days of hard
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work into after effects each time I post a video like they
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they marked me for massively generated content or something.
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And everyone in the comments is like, yeah, I just went to your
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channel, dude. There's nothing that's not AI
17:11
generated on there. What are you talking about?
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And so he's all demonetized now and he has, he has no clue it
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like just generating AI content and posting it up, no matter
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what you do to it in after effects is still AI generated
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content. And people think that's just
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like that's what people want. That's what you do now.
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It's like, dude, that's crazy. There's a lot of channels, dude,
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like, yeah, a lot more like I and I've watched, unfortunately
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I've watched like a few of them and but, but to be fair.
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So like, you know, like Fern, right?
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Like the documentary channel. Fern.
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Yeah, where that like no, OK, but if you've seen one, you
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you've certainly seen at least some of them where it's like
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there it's all channels that basically just do like Blender
18:00
animations and it's like there's like a faceless guy or whatever.
18:04
You know, that sounds like a lot of them started out and then
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like they just do like like Blender renders of like like
18:09
little spaces and it's like like baseless, you know, guys and
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like, oh, this, this person is part of this documentary, blah,
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blah, whatever. Like I I liked watching those
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for a while and then there's this one channel that was like
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churning out tons of documentaries and it all had
18:24
like these same. It like looked similar enough to
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like, you know, like someone that would first start making
18:33
these blender videos. I was like, oh dude, these are,
18:36
you know, cool or whatever. But like something is like a
18:38
little off about it. And like, I think I went through
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like like 5 videos and tell him like, yeah, like this is without
18:45
a doubt like AI. And then I like look through the
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comments and not a single person caught on because it's like,
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like there's like little weird AI things where it's like I, I,
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I caught on from the first one for what it's worth.
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But like, like, like there wasn't enough information for me
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to be like, this is definitively AI.
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And then like after like watching again, like like
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probably like 5 or something. I was like this guy literally
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made this whole thing probably in like an hour.
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He he just had a video generate everything.
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He probably just put like a fuck ton of prompts into like fucking
19:19
Brock or something. I don't know whatever they
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they're using and then also had like fucking ChatGPT write some
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shit up, be like make a whole documentary and give me the
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script and then read it. And then like it took him like
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an hour of his time and like all the sound effects in it too.
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So fucking terrible. That's why I was like, look it.
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It could either be that this guy is just new and like he's just
19:44
trying some shit out or like this is like the worst fucking
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AI attempt at copying shit ever And you know, lo and behold,
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it's like the worst fucking garbage ever and like hundreds
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of thousands of people are subscribed to this fucking
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channel. Like it, it's just growing and
20:03
growing. I'm not going to like fucking
20:05
call it out. In fact, I, I wanted, I did want
20:07
to see if it's grown Like I, I saw it at like 60,000
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subscribers and then when I looked like a week later it was
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at like 300. It's now at 400.
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You know, K plus fucking crazy and like.
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So many people are like, oh, these are so high quality.
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Like you've blessed us with another upload.
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It's like, look, I I get it. Like, I didn't call it out right
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away. You, you have to at least know
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right from the beginning. And like, people either know and
20:35
don't care or like, so many people just don't know that,
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like, so much shit is just made with AI.
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So the fact that at least that guy got fucking demonetized,
20:46
Yeah, I mean, there's at least that.
20:48
Yeah, it's, it's happening. Oh, by the way, you know, I, I
20:54
hate to do this to everybody, but I don't.
20:57
It's just what we have to do. But if you want to hear the rest
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of this then. We kind of start talking about
21:02
real shit now. Yeah, we're just.
21:04
Joking for these 20 something minutes.
21:06
Yeah, this is a joke, a long joke, like a 20 minute joke, but
21:11
if you'd like to hear the rest of it, then you're going to have
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to go to our new channel for All Friends Down.
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It's down there. You see it, I see it.
21:21
We all see. It we're all looking right at
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it. Also on the top comment pinned,
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I'm willing to bet. I'm willing to bet we do that.
21:29
Yeah, we did. We did that.
21:30
But yeah, we're going to continue this conversation over
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where the rest of these conversations will forever be
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happening. It's been a pleasure.
21:38
I'm not going anywhere from here.
21:39
I'll be continuing talking on a terrible mic.
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This one, this one here to be exact, that you'd think is a
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really old microphone, when in fact this is a 2025 Logitech
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microphone. Talking with that thing.
21:57
This is what I not on the new place but over here on my when
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I'm maxing my account. Talking about nonsense next
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time. They hear you, they're talking,
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you're talking on that. Yeah, on this channel.
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Next time you hear me, I'll be on that.
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But. Let's get to the point.
22:09
Let's go over there. Let's we're going to go.
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Over there now. We're going to go there now.
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We're going to go there now. Oh, hey, audio listener, I guess
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you don't get to see the cool transition, but just imagine
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you're you're on another one. Thanks for thanks for imagining
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that for a second. All right, here we go.
22:27
So now that we're here over on SO.
22:31
We're just going to continue screw.
22:33
It Yeah, Yeah. We're going to continue.
22:35
What do you mean? Yeah?
22:36
We're over. Here.
22:37
Yeah, this is What else do you want?
22:40
You want me to do a big flashy entry?
22:42
You want me to crash through my my, my roof, my ceiling and land
22:47
in my chair? We were talking about the the
22:49
internet's least controversial subject of AI, which is the
22:53
greatest way, everyone. Loves it.
22:55
Everyone loves. Hearing about it, they love
22:56
hearing about how how much people love it or hate it, how
23:01
much it's going to ruin the world.
23:02
It's a good, it's a great conversation that people can't
23:05
get enough of. They love seeing it pop up and
23:07
hearing it. No, Yeah.
23:10
They. I.
23:10
Feel like I've seen enough schmucks talking about AI to be
23:13
honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:16
I don't love it. Yeah.
23:18
So I think. Here's the thing.
23:20
Here's the thing, I don't, I don't love AI like by any means.
23:23
I'm an AI guy really. But I think it's really funny
23:27
because I think a lot of the people that you see comment on
23:31
things like, you know, fully against AI, you know for a fact
23:34
you do. You just know that at one point
23:37
or another, those dudes, they they checked, they checked to
23:40
their right, they checked your left.
23:41
They made sure, maybe even they made sure no one was home and
23:44
they entered a few questions in a ChatGPT because they really
23:47
wanted to know something like they really they wanted
23:50
something outlined for them or they wanted to like double check
23:53
something like they would rather get caught watching the most
23:57
disgusting porn then like see getting walked in on with a
24:01
ChatGPT window open, which that's just the way it goes.
24:06
Dude, you. Think it's like they, they're
24:08
like smoking is disgusting, like like go smoke your little
24:11
cigarette. And then they're like, like
24:13
they're taking puffs like behind closed doors.
24:16
At night. At night, when no one can find
24:18
them. Yeah, they they, they like, wake
24:20
up feeling shamed like but. It's not even all the time like
24:23
like these people, It's not all the time that they're doing it.
24:25
It's just like every now and then they're, you know, they're
24:29
dabbling. They're they're getting a fix of
24:31
it because they know there's nothing better right now in that
24:33
moment and they need it. Yeah, I think that's probably
24:38
pretty common. It's a part of that wave.
24:41
I think that that's where AI is at now is like, I don't know if
24:44
it is right now, but it used to just be like you're either you
24:47
hate it or you love it sort of thing.
24:49
But I think like everything else in the world, there's going to
24:52
be a fine, normal person ground in the middle somewhere that's
24:56
like, yeah, I can see what's right and wrong.
25:02
Yeah, I guess there really is only extremes on the Internet.
25:05
You'd really never find the middle guy.
25:06
You don't, Yeah. And if you do talk about the
25:08
middle, then you're a piece of shit.
25:11
Like you're, you're a coward with no backbone.
25:14
And you, you can't. Yeah.
25:15
Oh, you can't pick a side? Yeah.
25:18
Yeah, no, I get that. But you know, you just don't
25:21
really want to let the the fucking mob steamroll you for
25:25
something that is not even your opinion.
25:27
Yeah, and that's that's how it goes.
25:30
Anyway, welcome everybody to the to.
25:33
The new channel. Hey, welcome to Wall friends.
25:36
You guys are out of logo. By now, by the time this is up,
25:39
I'm sure we have. Yeah.
25:42
By the time this is uploaded. Oh, by the time it's uploaded.
25:46
I'm sure we'll we should have figured this out by now, I hope.
25:50
Hold on one second. Let me open up Claude and get
25:52
something generated. I don't.
25:56
Yeah, we did come up with something.
25:58
Yeah, it's gonna sit there and be like, oh, I generated this
26:00
and like, cheers. It's like a playful, whimsical
26:03
approach on, you know, someone stuck in a wall and it's just
26:07
like, AW with like fucking like this sticking out of it or some
26:09
shit. Looks like a guy fucking broken
26:12
little, you know, Dick or something.
26:13
It's like, you know, and it sits there like glazes itself.
26:16
That's what a lot of them fucking do you.
26:18
See Eddie Burbach video where he let chachi BT like.
26:21
My God, yes. That was one of the greatest
26:23
things I've ever seen. He just lets chachi BT like Dick
26:26
crazy schizophrenia like just completely lets him go on a on
26:31
the worst nightmare of AI just rides the wave out standing in
26:36
the middle of nowhere in a trailer somewhere like dude,
26:40
it's awesome. It's like one of the best videos
26:42
ever. Dude what?
26:43
What? I found out like I I knew this
26:46
before, but then like I like looked into it.
26:48
Well, actually just like watch a video about it.
26:50
So who knows if it's the full information, but basically it,
26:54
it was like a video shitting on Reddit, right?
26:58
And like I, I've used, you know, used to use Reddit for, you
27:03
know, back in like fucking 2011, whatever the hell that like like
27:08
back around when it started, I liked it.
27:10
And like, like, it's just kind of become worse or whatever.
27:13
That's like the point of the video.
27:14
It started off good, turned out bad, you know, because there's
27:16
like a lot, again, like there's a lot of like people that just
27:20
love their shit on stuff over there and shit on other people
27:23
and stuff. That's like a lot of what the
27:24
platform really is. What the Internet?
27:27
Is yeah, but yeah, but like like a lot of it is like aggregated,
27:33
you know, there realistically, like you see people shitting on
27:36
you on Twitter. Like it doesn't it doesn't like
27:40
have the same reaching effect that Reddit does because Reddit
27:43
is think I'm, oh, maybe I'm fucking full of shit.
27:47
But like, at least based on what I saw in like this video, it
27:53
like the point it was trying to make is like there's like a lot
27:56
of like hate mobs of like people that are like righteous doing
27:59
shit like to other people. No, I won't go into it.
28:03
There's like a whole thing. But point being is he realized
28:06
that like a lot of people like fucking shit on people on, on
28:10
Reddit and everything. That's like part of it.
28:11
Almost all of the AI large language models have been
28:16
trained on Reddit. That's why like cuz like Reddit
28:19
IP owed, I think it was out of like $31 a share or something
28:23
and then it shot up to like $240 a share.
28:27
And it's people that kind of look at that are like, oh wow,
28:31
wow, that's kind of crazy. Like Reddit used to burn money
28:34
for years. It's because they basically sold
28:39
all of their data and their information to all of these AI
28:43
companies and like it just gave them so much like value as a
28:50
company because they sold all this information that it was
28:53
meant like because there's like a lot of different sides of
28:56
Reddit, obviously, but like the whole thing, I'm sure you've
29:00
done this. If not, I've definitely done
29:01
this. Like if you need information
29:04
before AI, if you needed like really specific information
29:08
about something you would Google like, I don't know, like.
29:12
Best vacuums Reddit? Yes.
29:15
Yeah, best vacuums Reddit. And then you would, you would
29:17
find some guy that sits there and like took like 30 minutes to
29:21
like really write out and like think about like a comment or
29:25
whatever. Like like you would find that
29:27
shit all the time. So it's like, while there's a
29:30
lot of good stuff on Reddit, there's also a lot of bad stuff
29:34
on Reddit. And all of that, like a lot of
29:38
the large language models got trained on that 'cause it's like
29:41
just like so much freaking data on it.
29:45
Yeah. So it it kind of learned to talk
29:48
like a Redditor, more or less. So.
29:51
Yeah, You know, whenever you're sitting there like you're using
29:55
freaking ChatGPT or whatever and you like, you see, like those
29:59
whole, you know, those things where it's like someone's use
30:03
using ChatGPT as like a therapist and they're like, oh,
30:07
like I beat the shit out of my boyfriend because he said he
30:10
didn't like my dress. And then it's like, you know
30:12
what? That's not abusive.
30:14
That's actually defending yourself and sticking it for
30:16
what's right. Like it'll sit there and like
30:19
justify itself. And like, like it'll like try to
30:22
use like all these big terms. Like you sit there and like, you
30:25
realize, like that's exactly what someone on fucking Reddit
30:27
would say. Like it would talk exactly like
30:30
that shit because the whole point, it's not just getting the
30:33
information of like just getting raw data.
30:36
It's also learning how humans talk to one another.
30:39
So like, and that's like a lot of like fucking Reddit speak of
30:42
like, no, you know, he's not abusive actually, blah, blah,
30:46
blah. It's like that's like part of
30:49
like what like is annoying to me about like LLMS. It's like you
30:53
can just kind of like see, like the I'm sitting here, I wrote, I
30:57
wrote an hour, I wrote like this comment.
31:00
It took me one hour to write this, but you know what?
31:02
Like I'm like the most well sourced person on Reddit and
31:05
people love me and I'm going to get so many up votes for no
31:08
fucking money or no reason. And it's like, it's, it's just
31:12
one of those things where it's like, I don't like AI because
31:14
it's just annoying. Like I, I, I, I do.
31:18
Your own personal redditor dude at your disposal at all times.
31:21
You just get your own redditor. Yeah, I don't know.
31:23
I would. I would.
31:24
I would rather like some fucking crazy ass unhinged comment from
31:30
like fucking Twitter. Or something.
31:32
I wish they would have trained it well.
31:34
I'm sure they also did train on Twitter.
31:35
Let's be a real to. Train on Twitter, dude, it would
31:38
be chaotic. It would be.
31:39
It would be the worst thing ever.
31:40
Be more entertaining. Yeah, I guess that is just
31:44
nothingness. But it's it's more so about
31:49
learning how people talk to with one another.
31:52
I. Don't want it to ever.
31:52
That is not how people talk to each other dude.
31:54
The point being is. Twitters not where they need to
31:57
learn that. Yeah, especially now.
31:59
Now it is the human interaction. Ever.
32:02
Yeah, it is. But it's entertaining.
32:04
That's the point. So you want AI to just be like
32:07
this entertaining thing for you? You don't care about the the
32:10
resourcefulness of it, You just want it to be.
32:12
You want to laugh at what it tells you.
32:14
Yeah, I I want, I want to have it sit there and be like, like,
32:18
what's up, you fat fuck you searching up diet plans, dumb
32:21
ass. Here you go.
32:23
You're not going to follow it though.
32:24
Like I want, I want something like that.
32:26
You can make that the people do. That you have to train it
32:29
though. You have to fucking fully train
32:31
it to shit talk you and you're like, it's like you don't want
32:33
it bad enough. I have to.
32:35
You're my little laugh dog. I'm telling you to be mean to
32:37
me. No, what am I like sadistic?
32:39
No, I want. You.
32:41
I want to open the package up and then immediately the like
32:44
the first thing inside that product says fuck you by the
32:46
way, what do you, what do you need?
32:48
That's what I want. Yeah, See, if you wanted it bad
32:52
enough, you could make that happen at your own, on your own
32:56
personal computer. It we're at the point now where
32:59
you on your own PC, you can bring up a software download
33:05
like an LLM so that it's like on your computer, you don't even
33:09
need Internet. And then you can set like rules
33:12
for it, giving it an exact personality with characters and
33:16
like it's people already have that written out for you and you
33:20
can have the exact thing for you.
33:22
That's where we are with it. It's crazy.
33:24
I understand. I want less AI in my life.
33:26
I don't want more AI in my life. Like, I don't want more my wife
33:32
because, you know, she goes on like TikTok all the time.
33:35
Yeah. And you know, she like went down
33:36
like this rabbit hole of because there's like a lot of conspiracy
33:40
theorists on there. And like, it's like the, the
33:44
whole thing that gets said over and over is like, you know,
33:49
conspiracy theorists are just people that don't know enough
33:53
information about what they're talking about.
33:55
And it just kind of sounds correct type of thing.
33:59
But like, like when it comes to like people talking about like
34:02
the moon landing or whatever, they're like, it's fake because
34:04
why is there, you know, there's gravity on the moon.
34:06
Look, you know, the the flag is moving a little bit and it's
34:09
like, well, actually, no, it's fucking XYZ thing.
34:12
I'm not going to sit here because like I looked through
34:16
this rabbit hole like years ago. I'm not going to remember that
34:18
off the top of my head. But point being, it's like what?
34:21
Something like like if you don't know anything and someone sits
34:24
there, like dude, look, moon landing's fake.
34:27
You can tell because you know, the fucking flag's moving and
34:30
there's no gravity up there, but there's gravity down here.
34:34
So it was down here. So it's like like, again, it
34:37
sounds like it makes sense, but it's not really like this in
34:44
depth thing. So point being of why I'm saying
34:47
that my wife loves going through these like rabbit holes, right?
34:53
I, I could tell you all about it if she would like.
34:57
But the one, the one, the one I want to talk about is, you know,
35:03
this is the new conspiracy theory.
35:05
And the worst part is no, it doesn't even entirely suck.
35:10
There's some logic to it. It's.
35:12
Those are the best ones. Those are the best.
35:13
Ones, but again, it, it could, I'm sure one smart person could
35:18
sit here and be like, no, this is wrong for for this reason.
35:21
I'd be like, OK, great, you know, I'm I'm that's not hell
35:24
I'm willing to die on, but my wife is like, Oh, it makes so
35:26
much sense. All these cars.
35:28
There's like like these like car buyback programs where they buy
35:31
your old car and then they just junk it, right?
35:34
And they want to get rid of all these old cars.
35:37
And by the way, whenever it's a conspiracy theory, they always
35:40
just say they it's not, there's no, there's no name.
35:42
So I'm I'm basically just repeating the information I
35:45
heard. Yeah, and.
35:48
And I, I did, I did have a rebuttal to her too.
35:50
So I'll tell you after. But they want to buy up back all
35:53
these cars and then they're they're using like a new type of
35:57
something in the gas, like an ethanol or whatever, which like,
36:01
you know, burns your engine. You know, it like like increases
36:04
the temperature so it kills your engine faster.
36:07
And all of this, you know, it's like those two things and like
36:11
those like some other part of the conspiracy.
36:14
But like all this to say that new cars is starting, I think in
36:19
maybe this year, maybe, you know, next year, maybe 2028,
36:22
whatever are all going to have some sort of AI system in it and
36:26
the AI will have the ability to turn your car off because they
36:29
want to monitor you and control you and your car and blah, blah,
36:32
blah. That's like like what the the
36:34
conspiracy theory is now. I because like they want to
36:39
track you or whatever they. Want to track?
36:41
You yeah, but we're being fucking tracked all the time
36:44
anyway. We, we carry around a literal
36:46
tracking device on us. So that that's my rebuttable
36:49
point being, I could actually see there being something to
36:52
that only because they do want to put AI in cars.
36:55
And it's like, I, I I don't know why people, you know, like all
37:01
these companies across the fucking world are so excited
37:04
about AI. Like most companies do not need
37:07
to be implementing AI the way they are.
37:10
Oh yeah. If I have it in my car, like if
37:12
my car ever fucking shuts off of me because it's like, well, it
37:16
looks like you were stumbling to the car, buddy, are you drunk?
37:19
I'll just make sure. Like if it ever does that shit,
37:21
I don't even drink for the record.
37:22
But if it ever does some shit like that bro like I'm fucking
37:25
popping one of the tires. You're going to pop your own
37:27
tires so that you pop your own tires.
37:29
Just to rebel. You're just going to prove its
37:32
point that you're just some drunken guy, like a angry drunk.
37:35
You don't stop my car, you just slash your own tires, so you
37:41
definitely can't move. Why not?
37:44
Yeah, man, go for it. You know what?
37:47
AI is going to control our cars. The only way you can fight back,
37:51
at least at least in a way that you can talk about in a podcast,
37:55
is the slasher on tires. I guess you could.
37:58
Not buy the car, but that's the whole thing.
38:00
Then you can't buy an old car because all of them are getting
38:02
bought up. But then again, why would all
38:04
these freaking car companies want to buy up old cars and then
38:07
just fucking junk them and get, you know, have nothing people?
38:10
Car companies want to make money on it.
38:11
I don't think it's like a grand conspiracy.
38:14
But. That being said, I don't need AI
38:16
in more things in my life. I feel as though it's not good
38:20
to put that in the car. What?
38:23
What do I fucking know? Yeah, It's gonna be like, oh,
38:26
it's because it's trying to make you not crash into people.
38:30
It's like, what if that was the goal?
38:31
Now I can't. So did you?
38:34
So the Ring cameras? Did you hear about all that
38:36
stuff? What about how they got hacked a
38:38
while? Ago No, no, no.
38:40
Well, basically, if you use Ring cameras, yeah, everyone gets
38:44
hacked, you know, fuck it. But.
38:47
I did hear this, but yeah. So if you have ring cameras like
38:50
by default like you're, you get you are basically giving
38:55
permission for Amazon and Ring to train AI based off your
39:00
footage like whatever is capturing.
39:02
So when they implemented this new like Ring pro thing, I got
39:07
it on my phone like they gave everybody like free 30 days of
39:11
it. And basically all it's doing is
39:14
telling you exactly what's happening in your video that
39:17
it's. So before it was like there's
39:18
someone at your door, but now it's like there's an Amazon guy
39:21
leaving a package on the right side of your porch, like it, you
39:24
know, tells you what's going on. And so we were having some
39:29
maintenance done to our house and in our in our backyard and
39:34
it was like a pool guy and he was like going in our pool.
39:38
Like, he rolled this thing out and started using, like, the the
39:42
stick. Yeah.
39:43
And the ring for our backyard was like, there's somebody
39:47
rolling a wheelchair around in your backyard.
39:51
So I saw that and I was like, what the fuck?
39:53
I opened it up real fast. It's just the pool guy, like,
39:56
scrubbing. So I was like, all right, maybe
39:58
I'm not gonna ever pay for this right now.
40:00
Like, at least not now, when it thinks that's a guy in a
40:03
wheelchair rolling around. I also have ring and I also got
40:07
that for free for 30 days. And The thing is, it would like
40:14
it would tell me there's a dog in your backyard.
40:16
It's like, yeah, thanks, asshole.
40:18
It's my fucking dog. I get that.
40:19
I just let him out and it just kept telling me, you know,
40:22
there's a dog, there's an animal or whatever.
40:25
And then one time it said there's an animal in your
40:27
backyard. And like I left my phone inside.
40:29
So like I went back in and I was like, there's an animal in my
40:32
backyard. Oh, I was just out there.
40:33
How did I not see that? They told me I was the fucking
40:35
animal. You were the animal.
40:36
They told me I was a fucking animal.
40:38
I guess it's not wrong. I mean, if you want to get down
40:41
to the science. Animal, But like, I get it, I
40:44
get it, I'm an animal, whatever. But I was like, dude, you just
40:47
insulted me. You, you send me a fucking ping,
40:51
you say you're a fucking animal, right?
40:55
I'm not. I'm not paying for your service.
40:57
Now you got you got sent to a data center to be called an
41:00
animal, dude. Unless you're going all the way,
41:02
you call me an animal every fucking time and then I'm in.
41:05
Yeah. Yeah, then I'm in.
41:07
I don't think they should. I think it should be against the
41:09
rules that they put animal. If it's going to say animal, it
41:11
needs to be able to identify what animal it is.
41:13
Otherwise it's like you're just going to assume it's your dog
41:16
every time, but one time you're going to go out there and it's
41:18
a, it's a moose. There's a moose out there and
41:20
it's it's hungry. That's the worst part.
41:23
It's a hungry moose. And we don't know what it's
41:25
capable of. We've only heard stories about
41:27
them and they're here now for some reason.
41:30
And now it's in your backyard and you would have known to not
41:32
leave your house if the AI did what it was supposed to do.
41:36
That's true. It's a lawsuit for Ring.
41:39
It's a lawsuit and probably the end of your.
41:41
Life, probably. I mean, are they really mean
41:44
animals? Moose.
41:46
No, they're just big. I don't know if they're, they're
41:48
just big, yeah. That's their whole thing.
41:50
There's it's their whole thing. I I heard they're huge.
41:52
I get it. Yeah, yeah.
41:53
Well, so I. I think if we stood on top of
41:56
each other, we're we're probably bigger, but not by much.
41:58
No, not by much the. Point being is they're big.
42:01
They're big. They're like horse.
42:02
Like they're bigger than horses, I think.
42:04
Like they're, they're gigantic. Yeah, they're like Buffalo.
42:06
They would fuck a horse up if they care to.
42:08
Oh, dude, easily. Yeah, they got big ass things.
42:11
You know what they're called? Tusks.
42:12
Tusks on their head or whatever, dude.
42:15
Yeah, Wings head wings. Yeah, dude, my, my uncle, this
42:20
was like 15 years ago. He played hockey for a team in
42:26
an in Alaska and their bus hit a moose and it just destroyed the
42:33
bus, dude. Like the bus was demolished.
42:36
Like they were all fine, but like, dude, that's a, that's a
42:39
big creature to be able to just, it's like a concrete wall.
42:43
Like, that's insane to me, knowing that there's a creature
42:47
out there that can just stand still and ruin everything that
42:51
you've ever known. Dude, it could all like deer
42:53
also are able to fuck your shit up too.
42:56
Like, oh, yeah. I don't know if you've ever.
42:59
Dude, let me let me tell you. Let me tell you about this, this
43:02
fight that my wife and I had. Yeah, OK.
43:06
It was kind of funny. It's happened.
43:08
It was a couple years ago, right?
43:10
For whatever reason, no, I guess it's technically relevant to the
43:14
story, but like, I got a colonoscopy that day.
43:19
You're not allowed to drive after, like doing something like
43:22
that, you know, cuz like, you're coming.
43:24
The anesthesia. The anesthesia, Yeah.
43:26
And like, you know, you're just not supposed to.
43:29
And like our friend Atsat had recently gotten a Tesla and he
43:34
was telling me like, dude, they're so cool.
43:36
You gotta, you gotta get 1. And I was like, I was like
43:39
considering it. I was like, I don't know, like
43:41
I'm not going to buy it for like another couple years, but like
43:44
maybe it could be like a family car or whatever.
43:45
I don't know. Like I like, I can drive like,
43:48
you know, my wife and, and my kids around, right.
43:52
So like I was talking about it with my, you know, my wife and
43:56
she's like, yeah. And like maybe sometimes you can
43:58
let me drive it. And I was like, I mean.
44:02
Like women like no well. That's not why.
44:06
No, you guys don't do well. I want it to be my car.
44:09
That's all. I was like, I just want it to be
44:10
my car, that's all. And for the record, I've, I've
44:13
completely changed my tune on that.
44:14
Not like once you actually have a kid, you're like, yeah, like
44:17
take my car, whatever, not a big deal.
44:18
But like back then I was like, no, like I would really like,
44:21
it's my car. Like we can get you a new car
44:24
too. But like, it would be my car.
44:26
That's the whole point. And she's like, why wouldn't you
44:28
let me drive your car? That's like, it's crazy.
44:31
Like really, you're not going to let me drive your car?
44:33
I was like, well, look, I just, I just want it to be mine,
44:37
that's all. Like I I'm not trying to, you
44:40
know, say anything. She's like, like, you think I'm
44:41
a bad driver? I'm like, no.
44:43
And she's like whatever, you know, we ordered food.
44:45
I couldn't like really do much. So like she went to go pick it
44:48
up. She like leaves like you know,
44:50
kind of like at the end of this argument or whatever, like and
44:53
you know, she was like pretty freaking mad at me.
44:56
She's like why are you not going to let me?
44:58
Like you don't even have this car yet and you're not going to
45:00
let me drive? She calls me 3 minutes later and
45:04
I'm like oh God like what does she want?
45:06
Like like is she going to just yell at me again and then pick
45:10
up the phone? She's like I hit a deer.
45:13
Oh no. Completely totaled the front of
45:16
her car. For the record, had never been
45:19
in an accident beforehand, but just the timing of it was just
45:25
it it there. There never could be better
45:27
timing if you tried. We're having an argument about
45:30
how I didn't want her to drive a car just in case she got into an
45:33
accident, and then she gets into a freaking accident like it it
45:36
was. Did you just answer and go,
45:38
yeah, see, This is why I was telling you no, no, I did not
45:43
see. Like I don't want to, you know,
45:45
continue this argument. I have not.
45:47
An I told you so person. At least not with my wife.
45:50
So like. You could become one any day.
45:52
I could you know, you can always flip but but like she's like
45:59
like no, I don't know what to do and like she was like really
46:02
upset. So I was like, I might die, but
46:04
I'll go drive to you. I guess it was fine, but.
46:07
Yeah. Point being is you can also fuck
46:11
your car up too dude. So like, you get a moose dude
46:14
that's just probably going to just kill you.
46:16
Oh. Yeah, Moose, you.
46:18
Don't stand a chance. The moose is fine.
46:21
That moose is he just thought like a bug landed on him or
46:23
something. He totals your car is going at
46:27
45 mph. He's just like, jeez, man,
46:29
what's wrong with you? I'm walking here.
46:32
I'm standing still in the middle of the road here.
46:34
What's wrong with you? Oh wait, I I got How heavy do
46:37
you think moose are? 5500 lbs. 5500 lbs.
46:43
Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to give you another
46:44
guess. OK, 2300.
46:49
Closer to reality that is. That is the fattest moose you've
46:52
ever seen. To be fair, I wouldn't know
46:54
this. I wouldn't know this.
46:56
My guess was going to be 1000, but the average male moose is
47:01
anywhere from 840 to 1500 lbs. I'm going to assume a lot of
47:06
them are just on the the upper end of that.
47:08
At least with the well fed ones. And they're they're moose.
47:11
They're going to do whatever the fuck they want.
47:13
They will be well fed. At that at that point though,
47:16
like if they're, if it's if it's 12 hundred 1500 lbs, like it
47:20
might as well be 5500. It doesn't make a difference at
47:23
that point. It does make a difference for
47:25
what I'm about to say. OK.
47:27
So imagine you you, you are put in the wilderness for 24 hours,
47:34
dude. This is a video idea for you.
47:35
Here we go. No, it's not a video idea for
47:37
me. I'm not doing this.
47:38
If someone wants to do this, that's great.
47:41
I'm not doing this so. You're talking about wilderness
47:43
in the real life. In the real life.
47:45
OK. Yeah, not the Runescape one.
47:47
Who gives a fuck about that one that.
47:49
Shit, we're going to rewind here we're not doing.
47:51
That anymore $10,000? $10,000.
47:55
You get given a kitchen knife, right you?
48:00
Have. You have to survive for 24 hours
48:04
in the wilderness against this moose.
48:07
It knows where you are. And it wants me dead.
48:10
It like it. It's hungry for me, it.
48:12
Needs you dead. It doesn't want you dead, it
48:14
needs. You dead?
48:15
What? What do I do with it?
48:18
OK, I will $50,000. I will up it just based on your
48:22
response, $50,000 And you, you're a human.
48:26
You're smarter than the moose. Yeah.
48:28
You can't leave the woods. If you leave the woods, you
48:30
forfeit it. You're fine.
48:31
If you leave the woods, it's not going to, you know, if it's
48:34
coming at you, a Ranger will shoot it down or whatever,
48:37
whatever. You only have a kitchen knife
48:42
and you have to survive for 24 hours.
48:44
Does it know where I am immediately at all times?
48:48
Let's just, let's just say it's extremely well versed with the
48:54
specific wilderness. It it knows it has routes, it
48:59
knows where animals like to hide.
49:02
If you're smarter than the average animal hiding from a
49:04
1500 LB beast, then you know, maybe it's not going to know.
49:10
It's it doesn't really fully know though, right?
49:13
It just, it has a really good idea where you are, but it
49:16
doesn't fully know. OK. 24 hours.
49:18
So The thing is, here's the thing though is, is I would
49:20
easily, yes, I would do this immediately.
49:23
OK, no question. I would find a really nice tree
49:27
and just climb up in it. OK, so and then.
49:30
Just stay there for 24 hours. I get that, but.
49:34
OK, good. Here's the thing.
49:36
OK. What if it it has the capability
49:40
to tear down trees? I don't know if it does, but.
49:44
What do you mean to It has the capability, it has a new
49:46
ability. You're giving it an ability to
49:48
like Nice. Down a tree it could.
49:50
It could knock down small ones, but not.
49:52
Can absolutely knock down trees. What?
49:54
Do you how big of a tree we talk in here?
49:56
We're not. I mean, if I find a nice thick
49:59
giant tree, no, it's not going to knock it.
50:01
Down. Can it knock down a giant?
50:05
Yes it can. Don't.
50:06
If you're looking at the Reddit answer of the AI at the top, I
50:09
don't want to hear it. I don't want you to say yes,
50:11
because that's bullshit. If you got to look at National
50:14
Geographic. Fish in game.
50:17
What? Is it illegal to fish in?
50:19
Game. No it's not.
50:21
Oh dude dude, if you just look up any picture of a moose, this
50:25
thing is fucking scary bro. I told yeah, I know dude.
50:29
They're they're terrifying. Just Googling Moose like you're.
50:33
Googling a horror. Hilarious though.
50:35
Are kids safe around moose? Yes.
50:38
No, usually. Usually.
50:41
The problem is both kids and moose are somewhat
50:44
unpredictable. Oh my God it's literally telling
50:51
you what if a moose charges. Any charges are bluff charging.
50:54
It's just wanting you to stay back dude.
50:57
Just imagine you're like no I read this online, there's a
50:59
bluff charge and it fucking kills you.
51:02
This is your look. When it's charging you, you're
51:04
like, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
51:06
Yeah. You're fucking not coming near
51:08
me. You're trying to freak me.
51:09
Out smirk, dude, just oh, yeah, yeah.
51:13
You think you're going to charge me?
51:14
You think you're going to make it all the way to me before you
51:16
stop and forget this decision, all right?
51:20
But let's spice this up. Let's spice up this.
51:23
So because you you're just going to want to climb up a tree and
51:26
just camp there for 24 hours, we're going to make this
51:29
$100,000. There's 3 moose in this forest.
51:33
And they work together really well.
51:35
They work together. They call themselves the Meese,
51:39
all right. They're a little tribe of, of
51:41
moose. One of them is an expert in
51:45
climbing trees. What the hell is that possible?
51:49
Dude, we have not studied them enough it turns out, and like we
51:54
found out within like the last like year that they can climb
51:58
trees very fucking well. Dude, I hate that I don't like
52:01
that that's a horror movie. It's only.
52:03
One of them, though it's only one of them.
52:06
That doesn't matter if the other ones find me, which they
52:08
probably will since they know the wilderness so well, they'll
52:10
just go tell them they can talk. Apparently they're that smart
52:13
they have full communication skills.
52:14
I'm not going. To risk that, I feel like, I
52:16
feel like you could outsmart a moose though, let alone, you
52:21
know, if you can outsmart 1, you can outsmart 3.
52:23
They're not. These are like your average
52:25
moves. One of them's just really good
52:27
at climbing. OK, And then I have to this is
52:32
so they're bloodthirsty. Yeah, well, OK, let's just let's
52:36
just put it like this. Two of them are fucking
52:37
ridiculously bloodthirsty. The third one, the Climber 1, is
52:40
in it for the sport. OK, OK, Well, that's kind of
52:43
better. I I mean, if he's in it for the,
52:45
he's in it for the sport, that is also, that is also scary.
52:49
That's scary, but it's not as scary.
52:51
It's not as scary, but that's there's still a giant risk there
52:54
for me. Absolutely, I get that.
52:56
All of this is a risk now that I'm thinking about it, But yeah,
53:00
no, I don't think I would do it if there's three of them and one
53:02
of them is good at climbing. And if he's there for the, even
53:05
if he's there for fun, it's still the fun is.
53:08
You have a knife though. You have a kitchen knife.
53:12
A knife's not going to do. A knife's not going to do shit
53:14
to that thing. Dude, OK, if it was 5500 lbs,
53:17
maybe not, but think about it like this, because like, at that
53:21
point you're cutting it into the side of a car, right?
53:23
Like that's just fucking not feeling anything.
53:26
But like, just imagine, yeah, a 1500 LB moose climbing a tree.
53:31
Scary as shit. You got a fucking knife.
53:33
You put, like, well placed somewhere that moose is falling,
53:38
he's going. No, as he falls, he's laying on
53:41
his back. He's going.
53:41
Darn it. Yeah.
53:43
And and it's like he knows. He knows.
53:45
Like, like, yeah, he's not bloodthirsty.
53:48
He he just wants to do it. But like, if it's if he's in it
53:51
for the sport, then clearly he will give up if his life depends
53:56
on it. And you've made it clear his
53:58
life will depend on it. Yes, this is.
54:01
Life or death for this moose right So that being said, you
54:05
basically you have to land one good shot to get them to fall
54:08
out of the tree and then you're safe for the 24 hours do you do
54:11
it I. Don't know this is. 100 thousand
54:15
$100,000, you can do a lot with that.
54:18
So OK, you can buy 400. 1000 Gumballs.
54:21
You would do it? Yeah, I'd try it.
54:23
Yeah, yeah. OK.
54:24
I personally I wouldn't do it. No, you wouldn't do it, no.
54:29
But, you know, that's just one of those things.
54:30
Like, they're big. They're big.
54:32
You're harder. You're it's harder for you to
54:34
hide. I I've got that advantage on
54:37
you. I'm I could be a little quieter.
54:38
I could I could go in a little smaller spaces than you can.
54:41
I'm not getting up that tree. I'm gonna let you know.
54:44
No, I could probably pull myself up there in my.
54:46
Prime I'm up that tree in a second.
54:49
I'm like, I'm sitting there recording a video being like,
54:51
look how fast I climbed up this tree.
54:52
I'm dead on the ground, my friend, right?
54:54
Now you. Don't even need the the climbing
54:56
moves, he's just there to watch. Yeah, I know that.
55:01
Yeah, that's scary. Those moose are.
55:03
I don't like these moose that we've that we've conjured.
55:06
And that being said though, would you rather have to fight
55:10
off a moose or a bear? A moose?
55:14
What the hell? Why?
55:16
Because a bear has teeth. The moose has teeth, too.
55:21
Yeah, but he doesn't use them for.
55:22
That he might not be interested. He yeah, he the moose.
55:26
Way less sharp teeth aren't I think moose is Their their their
55:31
like fucking vegetarians, whatever that's called in the
55:34
science world, not carnivores. Look, I'll I'll give it to you
55:37
that like bears, like they're not as heavy, right?
55:43
I just looked it up like I knew they're like a couple £100.
55:45
They could wept like 500 lbs like like the male bears.
55:48
But you would you would really would rather fight the moose.
55:53
Yes, I mean the the bear has sixty ways to kill me in their
55:59
head before they even spot me. Yeah.
56:01
I get that they're killing machines, but the thing?
56:03
Is climb. They climb trees.
56:05
Like. But here's the thing.
56:06
All of them do. So you're taking your chances
56:08
with the moose that you know wants to kill you versus the
56:11
bear that might just see you and leave you alone.
56:14
People run into bears all the time.
56:16
It depends on what bear it is, because if it's a grizzly bear,
56:17
I'm dead. I mean not necessarily.
56:19
They might not care. They do.
56:21
That's the thing with them is they care deeply.
56:23
Grizzly bears you will not. If you are near them, they they
56:26
don't want you alive anymore. Let's see if grizzly bears
56:30
always attack. Grizzly bears don't always
56:33
attack, according to Redditor Google.
56:36
AI Yeah, Redditor Bear Lover 47 actually says that they're
56:41
pretty nice if you give them a shot.
56:42
Yeah, no way I get the same fucking bullshit bluff charges.
56:47
That's why, why? Why is that like the most?
56:49
Relevant information. Yeah.
56:51
It's so dumb. Do you ever see that video?
56:52
You ever see that video of that guy on a bike in a in the
56:55
mountains? Like trying to bike his life as
56:58
hard as he can away as there's a bear chasing him and he's and
57:02
he's got the camera. You look back and you see the
57:04
fucking bear behind him chasing him.
57:06
That's a crazy video, dude. That's what I think about when I
57:09
think of bears. I was like, that's yeah, it's
57:11
like that guy is the luckiest dude on the planet that he was
57:15
able to like not go over a rock a little bit wrong or like he
57:20
was gone. If if he did, like if he fell,
57:22
dude, no, it's over. Those bears don't care for you
57:25
if they see you on the ground. That's just a sign of weakness.
57:28
And they want to feel that dominance, dude.
57:30
That's what bears feel. They.
57:31
See you in a tree? They're also coming for your
57:33
ass. Yeah, they're like, I'll show
57:35
you how well I can do this too, and then kill you when I'm up
57:38
here. Yeah, that's usually the way
57:40
they're thinking, dude. You got to you got to wonder how
57:42
much muscle they have underneath because like they look like big
57:45
fat boys, but then they they climb that tree like damn, these
57:48
guys hit the fucking gym. They.
57:50
Hit the gym, they've they're one of those like 3 * a day.
57:54
Somehow they they work full time and hit the gym three times a
57:57
day and no one knows how they're able to do it.
58:00
They're one of those like, oh, like I need to get my workout in
58:03
type of thing. Oh yeah, protein shake.
58:05
Like somehow they they just like appear protein shakes.
58:09
They just have them always. Oh, and and then while they sit
58:12
there and they're like, I'm like, like I'm being so bad.
58:15
This is my cheat meal. And they're like, there's like
58:17
protein ice cream. It's like 50 grams of protein,
58:20
like 300 calories. You're like, you're a fucking
58:22
douche, dude. But you don't say that to his
58:24
face because it's a bear. It can rip your shit in in half.
58:28
I'm not saying that to a bear. There's no way I'm saying that.
58:31
I'm like. Bro nice I fucking high 5 them.
58:34
Yeah, I was like, you enjoy that cheat meal.
58:36
That's awesome. You deserve it.
58:38
You deserve the cheat meal. Your physique is fucking
58:40
incredible, by the way, is what I say.
58:42
I glazed him. Dude.
58:44
I think I've been saying, oh, I'm going to look into a gym
58:46
membership for years. I think, yeah.
58:50
And I still don't want to. Like, deep down in my heart, I
58:52
know I don't want to do that, but I should.
58:54
I think I'm getting to that point where metabolism is not
58:58
doing great anymore, or somehow it's not having a good time.
59:01
You got to ease your way into it.
59:03
This is what you. Ease my way into what?
59:05
Being fat. No, no.
59:06
It's working out. Oh, OK, great.
59:10
Too if you want to just completely give up.
59:12
Yeah, I was like, all right, man, I'll take it slower.
59:15
I'll eat more slower. As someone who was worked out on
59:18
and off from I like I worked out from like 18 to like 22 and then
59:24
on and off from like 22 to 32. Now the easiest thing to do for
59:28
your health, just walk 7500 steps a day.
59:32
Look, 10,000 is obviously better, but 10,000 is just that
59:35
fucking like the number that it's just like a nice good
59:39
looking number. It's like it's nowhere near as
59:43
important as because like the 10,000 feels like an
59:46
unreachable, excuse me, an unreachable goal.
59:50
Right, right. Yeah.
59:52
And like 7500 dude, you're like, I could fucking do that.
59:55
Like let me go pick like a nice little walk dude.
59:57
You do that and then you literally just do like 50 push
1:00:01
ups a day or some shit. Yeah, like how long?
1:00:04
How long does it take you to do 7500 steps if you go on a walk?
1:00:06
Probably like an hour. I'd go slow though.
1:00:08
Really. Yeah, yeah.
1:00:09
And you probably travel a great distance because your legs are
1:00:12
longer. Like your distance for that
1:00:14
would be much. Great distance.
1:00:16
It's a great distance that people talk about, that you
1:00:19
walk, you walk. Normally I got the the push ups
1:00:21
thing specifically from settled. I will not pretend like I came
1:00:25
up with that settled. Push ups thing.
1:00:27
But he's like, because I was like, I want to get back into
1:00:29
it, but I was like, I want to do like a 20 minute work.
1:00:32
I was like dude, just do like a like 50 push ups a day.
1:00:35
Just like it's like better than nothing.
1:00:37
Type of thing that's true. Do you do a push up?
1:00:41
Do you do a full push up Yeah OK, cool.
1:00:43
Yeah, I used to not be able to do 1 No, I'm not going to ask
1:00:46
you prove it. I'm not I'm not some psycho
1:00:48
twitch viewer Do a push up for me my my gesture yeah yeah,
1:00:54
yeah. Dance for me, monkey do this
1:00:56
push up for me yeah I'm not going to do that to you.
1:00:58
But I I used to not be able to do a push up when I was like, I
1:01:03
was pretty. I used to be pretty big, like
1:01:05
fat, not big as in like bulky and strong.
1:01:08
But I used to be just. Yeah, I was.
1:01:12
It was. When?
1:01:15
Dude, like most of my life, really.
1:01:18
Yeah. Before it was before.
1:01:20
I've been here for 1/3 of it and I don't remember.
1:01:23
Yeah, I it wasn't, there wasn't a lot of me posted up on the
1:01:26
Internet when I was fat. I don't think by the time I was
1:01:30
posting like green screen videos for YouTube I'd like lost weight
1:01:33
that year unintentionally really I just stopped eating a lot.
1:01:39
And. Yeah, I think that's what it
1:01:41
comes down to is just stop eating a lot is what that can be
1:01:45
some most of the time I guess you're from.
1:01:46
If my metabolism was the same as then I could get away with that
1:01:50
again, but I think I have to actually start working out now.
1:01:53
But. Dude jumps on your metabolism
1:01:56
fucking sucks. Like you really got to bust your
1:01:59
little asshole off for it. Like like getting it back to
1:02:02
like how it was. That being said though, dude,
1:02:04
like I'm telling you, 7500 steps a day, even if you don't get
1:02:08
that, even if you just do like 5000 steps a day, that shit,
1:02:11
it's really good to just clear your head.
1:02:14
Oh yeah, And it's like it's just an underrated like form of
1:02:18
working out. It really is that in a good.
1:02:20
Like during your day? So like over the winter, I just
1:02:25
like, like go on The Walking pad whenever I can, but I basically
1:02:30
wait for my wife to come home from work and then her and I
1:02:33
would just go on a walk that's like normally like how it's
1:02:36
done. Like I wake up, dude.
1:02:40
I, I always used to like I've never woken up early, by the
1:02:43
way, as a side note, like, and I'm waking up at 6:00 AM now
1:02:47
because my kids waking me up at 6:00 AM.
1:02:50
Yeah, how's that? She wakes me up with a smile
1:02:53
like that's that's he can't beat that.
1:02:55
But like he can't describe the joy of that.
1:02:57
But it fucking sucks that knowing that I used to sleep
1:03:01
until like 9 and now I'm like like 930 rolls around 9:30 PM
1:03:07
and I'm like, dude, like I got to go to bed.
1:03:10
I'm fucking. Yeah.
1:03:14
Like my literally my entire life I've never been an early riser
1:03:18
and now I'm just like forced to be.
1:03:21
Yeah. But like.
1:03:22
For a while you were waking up pretty early.
1:03:26
I mean, it was probably because your wife was waking up early,
1:03:30
but I remember you used to go to bed super, super late after
1:03:33
Valor and you'd be up so early and I'd be like, why are you up
1:03:37
dude? You've got like 4 hours of sleep
1:03:39
or something. It was like all the time.
1:03:41
Yeah, that that did happen. Sometimes it did.
1:03:45
Yeah, fucking Valor and that game sucks ass.
1:03:48
Yeah, I don't know why he's still playing it.
1:03:50
I haven't played that game in like 2 years and I love it.
1:03:52
I love not playing it and it's so fun to not play it because.
1:03:55
It's just fun to like, play like an FPS like I, I, I do miss.
1:04:00
CS GO because I like. CS go more.
1:04:02
I like CS go way more than Valerie because now CS 2 is here
1:04:05
and whatever but point being Valerie is a fuck ass game
1:04:10
that's just sucks and I'll still play it.
1:04:13
Yeah, yeah, people. Kind of feel that way about
1:04:15
league too. Had it's fun times I I liked
1:04:18
Valerie when we first started all playing, but it was.
1:04:20
Just fun that we were playing something, like together and
1:04:23
like, yeah, just like when you were recording, like those
1:04:25
videos as well. Like, that was fun.
1:04:28
Just like, like we're just in like silly, goofy moods.
1:04:31
Yeah. Like for a while, like I like it
1:04:35
turned me like into like a really hyper like because I'm
1:04:37
like competitive, but like nowhere near as much as I used
1:04:40
to because like I just kept being like hyper competitive.
1:04:43
I basically scared our friend ASAT off that fucking game
1:04:47
because I was like dude, you did shit that round.
1:04:49
You were, you were a terrible guy to him.
1:04:52
That was the angriest I've seen you like in general angriest,
1:04:56
not angriest, but more like you were a frustrated guy, like you
1:05:00
were very frustrated with him. I.
1:05:02
Apologize to him many times over since.
1:05:05
Then yeah, yeah, he. Was like, and I've even casually
1:05:08
played with him too, you know, since then, Yeah.
1:05:11
But that being said. I'm up, dude.
1:05:16
I had to I had to get over like ranks though, like I really like
1:05:21
it was after that, like I kind of got over like trying to be
1:05:25
the best at something and like trying to get my rank as high as
1:05:28
possible. And I also like from that, like
1:05:33
stop trying to be like the best fucking PK in Runescape because
1:05:36
I was realistically never going to be like at this point.
1:05:39
I like, I just got to the point where I'm like, I'm pretty good
1:05:41
and let's leave it there. People are better than me, Maybe
1:05:44
I can beat them sometimes if I'm on my A game, maybe I can't.
1:05:47
Yeah, who cares though. Like like it's a it's a fucking
1:05:50
game. Yeah, a game you're meant to
1:05:51
have fun in. Yeah, no, those games, they
1:05:54
don't they, they limit your fun. They they do out your fun is
1:05:57
capped. And then once you exceed that
1:05:59
and you start, you're forced to start looking at whatever rank
1:06:02
is next to your name. And that's what gets you.
1:06:04
That's what gets you, because then you're locked in and your
1:06:07
days kind of start revolving around that rank a little bit,
1:06:11
100. Percent do.
1:06:13
And it's like if you sat there and you won like you played like
1:06:16
fucking 12 games and you won like 7 of them or whatever and
1:06:19
they're like good wins and then you lost five of them, It's like
1:06:23
you didn't really go that much further.
1:06:25
Yeah, I know. Let's say.
1:06:26
You won every fucking game. Yeah, like at first it feels
1:06:29
amazing, but eventually, like, you don't really feel it.
1:06:32
You're like, like, OK, whatever. Like, you know, this is just
1:06:35
what I do. Then let's say you play the
1:06:37
entire day and you just fucking lost.
1:06:40
Like you went down to ranks or whatever the entire day.
1:06:43
That sucks dude. You just fucking gambled your
1:06:46
entire happiness that day and like like you ever just like sit
1:06:51
there. You're like, because this is how
1:06:53
it used to be for me. Like I'm just sitting there.
1:06:55
I'm like fucking sweating in my room.
1:06:57
It's like fucking one in the morning.
1:07:00
Like I realized I played Valorant all day.
1:07:02
My wife's slipping in the other room and I'm like, like you're a
1:07:06
fucking loser. Like you're a miserable fucking
1:07:09
dork that just wasted his entire day.
1:07:12
Your wife is sitting there, she wanted to hang out with you and
1:07:15
you're like, you know, you hung out with her for like 2 hours,
1:07:18
then you went right back on and you just fucking lost dude,
1:07:21
you're a Dick. I fucking hate you.
1:07:24
And then, and then let's say you win all day.
1:07:26
You're like, all right, I'm going to bed.
1:07:29
Yeah it doesn't. The wins don't feel they don't
1:07:32
out balance a loss. Dude you need like 60 wins for
1:07:35
everyone. Loss.
1:07:36
You have to feel better. Yeah, like the.
1:07:38
Ratio is not realistic. You're gambling your.
1:07:41
Baseline of happiness dude. Like if you just want to, if you
1:07:44
want to feel normal throughout the entire day, just don't get
1:07:47
on the fucking game. Because at best you get, if you
1:07:50
get on you in every fucking game.
1:07:52
You might feel good in individual moments if you played
1:07:55
well, but like you're trying to get back to fucking baseline,
1:07:59
right? And I guarantee even if you won
1:08:00
every single time, if you're taking the shit so seriously and
1:08:03
you get a fucking dog ass teammate, like or you fucking
1:08:06
play dog ass, you're going to get so fucking mad.
1:08:10
Like you're going to spike your corners all multiple times in
1:08:14
these multi game sessions, You're going to walk away even
1:08:18
if you won every game a worse person.
1:08:21
Yeah, like, and that's, that's best case scenario, dude.
1:08:23
Like realistically, like 99% of people and I'm and I'm in that
1:08:28
99.9% of people are not going to fucking do anything with that
1:08:33
game. Like, like you're not, you're
1:08:35
not getting anything from it. Like.
1:08:38
You're not going to become pro. You're not going to fucking win
1:08:41
millions of dollars. Even the ones that do become pro
1:08:44
don't even win that often. No, that's, that's a crazy life
1:08:47
to live The, the, the E sports life.
1:08:50
I I those, those guys have it rough, man.
1:08:53
They're, they're really good and they, you know, they, they love
1:08:57
what they do. But that world, it seems just
1:09:01
even more competitive and scary and unstable than actual sports.
1:09:06
Like I feel like it's really scary to be in E sports.
1:09:09
You think? Yeah, I mean, you kind of have
1:09:11
to just rely on becoming a content creator while your name
1:09:16
is big. You do have to, yeah.
1:09:18
Yeah. So you're saying from like you
1:09:20
say from like a survival of like job perspective?
1:09:24
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1:09:25
OK. Yeah, I see what you're saying.
1:09:27
I see what you're saying, basically saying like you know,
1:09:30
'cause your old, your career is only as good as you are type of
1:09:33
thing. And it's like, like the moment
1:09:34
you start sucking ass at the fucking game or like you don't.
1:09:36
Perform, yeah. Like if it's a, if it's a E
1:09:39
sport and that's like what you're doing.
1:09:40
Yeah, 'cause I mean, that's what it comes down to is prize money.
1:09:43
Unless you're like, the best at it, like the absolute, like,
1:09:46
best, like, I feel like people will kind of just forget about
1:09:50
you unless you just perform in general.
1:09:52
Like, yeah, you know, in that regard, you know, you're
1:09:56
physically fine. Like, like you go, you go in the
1:09:58
fucking NFL. Like you do have to perform
1:10:01
there too, but then you also have to not fucking die from
1:10:05
like getting hit hard enough. Yeah.
1:10:07
So yeah, like from like the content creator perspective, I
1:10:12
can totally see the argument of like, yeah, like it it is scary
1:10:15
to go professional in something. Dude.
1:10:19
My, my friend Lily was professional in H1Z1.
1:10:23
Like like he was like one of the best.
1:10:26
His name was Zach. I think his name like literally
1:10:29
was this is the actual name too. But like I think that was
1:10:31
literally just his username was just Zach.
1:10:34
And like he like I didn't even know this for a while because
1:10:37
that like he randomly just told me one day I was like the fuck
1:10:39
you got like 2000 people watching your fucking stream.
1:10:43
The hell have you never told me this before?
1:10:45
And like he, he was professional in H1Z1 and like he was, I don't
1:10:50
remember what team he was on, but like he got like flown out
1:10:52
to like I think it was like fucking Nevada or something,
1:10:56
wherever they go for all that shit for like this team.
1:10:59
And like he was doing all these tournaments that he was like
1:11:01
placing really well. I think he like won a few
1:11:03
tournaments, like he won some money in it and then the game
1:11:06
just fucking died. People just stopped caring about
1:11:08
it. Oh yeah, That game didn't,
1:11:11
didn't stand the test of time very well.
1:11:14
It didn't, yeah. I'm not going to fucking, I'm
1:11:18
not going to say what he's doing now.
1:11:20
I'm not going to say the job he's at, but it's like you would
1:11:22
think that someone that's like a professional player can carry
1:11:24
that over. He's not doing that.
1:11:25
That's all I'm going to say, dude.
1:11:27
He's he's not doing anything in gaming.
1:11:29
He's he's very much working a job he hates.
1:11:33
Actually, maybe he loves. I don't know though.
1:11:34
Your, your passion, your passion.
1:11:37
It it disables any filter you have and you say fuck every
1:11:41
other word and you have to, you have to, you got to be conscious
1:11:45
of it because it's I'm. Still doing that, just people
1:11:48
get demonetized, right? I don't know how it works but I
1:11:51
don't want to risk it like. I think it's fine after a
1:11:54
certain while. It's fine after a certain while,
1:11:56
but I don't know what the rules are for like dad consistent of
1:12:00
it because I've never posted anything with that many fucks.
1:12:03
Often can you say oh wait, oh wait, I just, I just googled
1:12:09
that in general. I was thinking you say fuck
1:12:14
yeah. What do you mean fuck is
1:12:16
entirely context dependent, ranging from zero in
1:12:19
professional settings to dozens of times daily in casual,
1:12:23
private or high stress situations.
1:12:25
Dude thanks Reddit, I appreciate it.
1:12:27
Thank you so much Reddit. On YouTube you can use strong
1:12:31
profanity throughout a YouTube video, including within the 1st
1:12:35
7 seconds. So we're fucking good.
1:12:37
All right, All right. Yeah.
1:12:39
Everybody, if anything ever happens here that you don't
1:12:43
approve of, if we say something that you don't like, it's our
1:12:46
editor's fault. It was his name's Jin.
1:12:50
She's going to be editing these. It's his fault.
1:12:53
I don't know if he's going to be putting stuff on screen to kind
1:12:56
of compliment us. I don't care if he does.
1:12:57
He could do that. But if he's saying anything to
1:13:00
defend himself on screen, then you can disregard it.
1:13:03
You can disregard it, pretend you don't see any words on
1:13:06
screen right now, but that's. We're going to see how he even
1:13:10
feels about it. You know, maybe we're going to
1:13:13
find out at the same time everyone else does, or maybe a
1:13:16
little bit beforehand. But I'll wait till it's posted.
1:13:19
I'll wait till it's posted. He's fine.
1:13:21
So you're, you're not going to just look through this and yeah,
1:13:24
you're going to just assume that it's all good.
1:13:27
Maybe we'll see see how I'm feeling about it.
1:13:31
OK, that's cool. Yeah, that's, that's what being
1:13:35
a podcaster's about you. You see like all these big
1:13:38
podcasts on on YouTube. And I mean, you just know for a
1:13:42
fact that like those guys, they show up, they film, and then a
1:13:48
team of 6 handles the rest of it forever.
1:13:51
They'd never even look, I mean, they'll look at comments and
1:13:53
stuff, but like, you know, they don't deal with anything.
1:13:56
So, you know, we're still going to be dealing with stuff here.
1:13:58
You know, we're, we're shedding a little bit of the fat here on
1:14:02
the on the Ginge, if that's the correct term for it, he can
1:14:05
figure it out. But yeah, no, we got to get help
1:14:10
with these and we are, that's what we did.
1:14:11
So that's. What we did?
1:14:13
We're smart, but that also means that you, you, you've listener
1:14:18
people, you guys better be in our walls and stay here.
1:14:22
And you better subscribe. You better like this video too,
1:14:25
because that makes us feel nice. Makes us feel real nice even.
1:14:28
Here's the thing you we can, you can basically treat this kind of
1:14:32
like AQ and a in a sense. And we might even read your,
1:14:36
your question, your comment here.
1:14:38
Here's the thing that I would like to do personally, I might
1:14:41
abandoned this within within the next day.
1:14:45
It might just leave here. I would like to cuz I something
1:14:50
I like to do. I like to come up with
1:14:52
scenarios. OK.
1:14:54
Like the? Bear like the bear and moose
1:14:55
thing. Yeah.
1:14:56
And I like to put my friends in them, OK?
1:14:58
And they're normally pretty ridiculous.
1:15:02
Yes, I want to maybe bring one of those to the table for you
1:15:08
every single time to me. Or to everyone else to kind of
1:15:12
say what they want to do. Well, you know what, by default,
1:15:15
if if they think that they would take down that moose and get the
1:15:20
100K, yeah, you know, no problem then yeah, that would love to
1:15:24
hear what they they think too, because this is in a way a
1:15:28
discussion. We do read the comments, for
1:15:30
better or for worse. Yeah, definitely, for better or
1:15:33
worse. Yeah, Claude, you added that
1:15:36
part, but I'm. Mainly bringing, I'm bringing it
1:15:37
to you and then they can feel free to put themselves in that
1:15:41
situation too. OK.
1:15:42
Yeah, we could do that. Yeah.
1:15:44
I guess another thing we have to figure out too eventually is if
1:15:47
if people that are listening to us, if they only want us here
1:15:52
and if we brought anyone else on it, they would hate them
1:15:54
immediately because that's a big, that's a big thing.
1:15:57
Podcasts have other people They really.
1:15:59
Do they really do? I've seen it before.
1:16:01
They really do. I've seen that say.
1:16:03
That this is 1. It's not.
1:16:04
We're just you're not friends. Yeah, this is, we're just
1:16:09
sitting here and, you know, you guys are our our wall friends,
1:16:12
which I'm, I used to be freaked out, creeped out about, but I
1:16:16
feel like I'm growing to be a little fond of them.
1:16:19
Not fond. Maybe that's not a maybe that's
1:16:21
too good of a word. I'm tolerating them at this
1:16:24
point. Yeah, which is important for me.
1:16:27
Like when you have an animal living in your walls, you're
1:16:29
like, you know what, He needs a home too.
1:16:31
Have you ever had that? So see, I've had you're.
1:16:37
Going to regret this. You could tell that it's a girly
1:16:42
thing. This used to be a young girl's
1:16:44
room and I. Just didn't take it down.
1:16:49
For a while, I've never taken that shit down.
1:16:51
Nice. You would think you could reach
1:16:53
that, yeah. But I don't know, I'm just not
1:16:56
handy. Eventually I'm taking that down.
1:16:57
I'm going to put a monster truck up there or something cool.
1:17:00
So. Is there an animal living in
1:17:01
there? Or no, there's not.
1:17:02
There's also fun plush. There is stuff up there I have
1:17:05
decorated the room but you'd never see it normally.
1:17:08
Yeah, no, it's got the greatest place.
1:17:09
For right there or picture, I like that one too, right over
1:17:13
there. You can't really see it right up
1:17:16
there on that wall. It's not an animal that was
1:17:20
living there. It was a beehive.
1:17:24
It was an active beehive for for months.
1:17:28
And here's the thing. Like I I heard inside inside the
1:17:32
wall. Oh.
1:17:34
Right, And I, I heard throughout like the day, like in the
1:17:37
summer, I heard something that was like kind of like AI don't
1:17:41
know. It kind of sounds like a
1:17:43
crunching or something. I, I didn't know what it was.
1:17:46
I was like, maybe that's like the sun hitting like the roof or
1:17:49
something. I don't know.
1:17:50
And it's like, and it's like really hot during the summer.
1:17:52
I don't know. I didn't know what to describe.
1:17:55
I wouldn't even use the word crunching.
1:17:56
I don't know what I would have used back then, but it was like
1:17:58
some crazy shit, right? Like some crazy sound, like,
1:18:02
what's that all about that? That happened for a few months
1:18:05
and I was like, OK, whatever, it's just the summer.
1:18:10
Yeah, 10. Sounds of summer one.
1:18:11
Morning 1 morning I came in here.
1:18:14
I see a dead bee sitting on my rug.
1:18:16
I'm like what? The fuck that's not good.
1:18:18
How is there a dead bee in here? Yeah.
1:18:20
So I clean it up, then I'm like, OK, whatever.
1:18:26
Then the next day there's two dead bees.
1:18:30
I'm like, what the OK, so bees are somehow getting in here.
1:18:35
So then I'm like, let me go look at these windows over here.
1:18:37
So I look at all the windows. I really make sure they're like
1:18:40
shut. And I was like, oh, I probably
1:18:41
just had them open. They probably just crawled
1:18:43
through somehow. It's fine.
1:18:44
The entire summer, dead bees just keep fucking showing up in
1:18:47
the morning. And I'm like, OK, this is
1:18:50
really, this is kind of weird. I don't know where this is
1:18:52
coming from, but whatever, it's fine.
1:18:55
One day I'm just sitting here now.
1:18:57
I clean up my dead bees in the morning.
1:18:59
As always. It's a routine for me.
1:19:01
It's a ritual. I love it.
1:19:03
And then I'm like, you know, just sitting here playing
1:19:08
Runescape, doing what I do. And then I hear fly past me.
1:19:17
I look over. It's a giant fucking bee A.
1:19:20
Huge one Giant bee. OK.
1:19:23
And here's the thing that you may or may not know about me
1:19:27
when I was a 7 or 8 year old kid, I.
1:19:33
Didn't know you back then. Back.
1:19:34
You didn't know me back then. Yeah, I might have told you
1:19:36
this, though. People tend to tell stories
1:19:37
about their lives or their friends for a long time.
1:19:39
But maybe I didn't. But I fell backwards into a
1:19:43
bee's nest. I've been trying to help my
1:19:45
neighbor clean up his yard because I wanted to, you know,
1:19:48
oh, I'm going to go help the big kids.
1:19:50
Whatever. I fell backwards into a fucking
1:19:52
bee nest. My mom said she literally
1:19:53
thought I was going to die because I got stung that many
1:19:56
times. She was worried because I've
1:19:58
never been stung that many times.
1:19:59
I was fine. She she had me play Crash
1:20:02
Bandicoot and have ice cream to calm down.
1:20:05
But I have. Been nice.
1:20:07
I've been fucking petrified of bees ever since.
1:20:09
You've been stung since then. Yeah, it sucks, don't get me
1:20:13
wrong. Like I got stung when I was
1:20:14
mowing the lawn one time and it blew up my ankle.
1:20:17
Like fucking like. It hurt like hell.
1:20:19
It blew up your ankles. Does that mean you're like
1:20:21
allergic to it or what? I don't know, it hit me like
1:20:25
actually I'm not allergic to anything, I don't think because
1:20:27
like I I did like a year or so after that unrelated, I did like
1:20:30
an allergy test and I was fine, but it hit me right, You know,
1:20:35
in the Achilles tendon. You know that whole thing about
1:20:38
how Achilles got fucked up by, you know, his Achilles tendon?
1:20:42
Yeah, that was like his, you know, his weak spot.
1:20:45
That's why people call it the Achilles tendon.
1:20:47
So that's why I'm probably not allergic because, like, it hit
1:20:50
me right there. You only see my ankle.
1:20:52
You know I have one. I got it.
1:20:54
You have a very good idea of what ankles look like.
1:20:57
I've. Seen them before.
1:20:57
Yeah but like it like legit it blew it up inside so I I have
1:21:01
been stung and it it hurt like hell and then I was
1:21:05
uncomfortable for like 3 1/2 fucking weeks until it finally
1:21:10
went down like it sucked some ass.
1:21:13
Just from a little guy. From a little fucking tiny guy
1:21:16
A. Tiny little fucking guy.
1:21:18
That's what's wrong with our world.
1:21:19
That's that's what's. Wrong with our.
1:21:21
World, that's not how it should work only.
1:21:23
Some of them, only Some of them, the honey ones, they're great
1:21:26
honey bees. I love honey bees.
1:21:28
I have no problem. With them?
1:21:29
Which one was this one? What is this categorized?
1:21:31
This one, this was just a wasp. Oh, it's a wasp.
1:21:35
That's not a bee at all, OK? Well, no, it is.
1:21:38
A wasp is not a bee. What you think of like the white
1:21:41
Anglo-Saxon Protestant type of thing?
1:21:43
WASP or what? A wasp is not a bee at all.
1:21:45
They don't do anything that bees do.
1:21:48
It's a wasp, a type of bee. No WASP.
1:21:50
Really. What do you mean?
1:21:52
You're just learning this. Really.
1:21:55
Yeah, they're not. Wasps are just assholes, dude.
1:21:59
That used to be like a big meme that they don't do anything.
1:22:01
Good. Well, yeah, they have wings in
1:22:04
their yellow sometimes. I'm still calling them fucking
1:22:08
bees, dude. That's not good.
1:22:10
That's those are that's not how they it's like a.
1:22:14
It's like a slur to them. You're saying it's?
1:22:15
Like a moose to a horse, dude. There's there's a lot of
1:22:18
difference and one's a lot more dangerous than the other and and
1:22:21
that danger varies between. People is a Hornet.
1:22:26
I don't know a. Hornet's not a fucking bee
1:22:28
either. Because they don't sting,
1:22:30
because that's The thing is bees, they sting you with their
1:22:32
ass. But the Wasps and the Hornets,
1:22:34
they bite you, and that's why it hurts a lot.
1:22:37
They can sting you too. What Hornets and shit.
1:22:39
Yeah, they bite and sting. Perfect.
1:22:42
Yeah. Yeah.
1:22:43
Because like when I, when I got stung last, his little fucking
1:22:46
asshole was stuck in my ankle. Yeah.
1:22:49
And he was just like, yeah, I can't get out, dude.
1:22:52
I like if you see an Attack on Titan, I fucking looked at it
1:22:56
like this and I probably scared the shit out of it.
1:22:58
And I just, I got so fucking mad.
1:22:59
I squished it like that. I got so fucking mad dude.
1:23:03
It's morbid. Yeah, dude, it hurt.
1:23:06
Yeah, no, I get that. I should have done that.
1:23:09
I should have done that. And then after I was like, wait,
1:23:11
don't they release fucking pheromones after?
1:23:13
I fucking booked it inside after.
1:23:16
Oh yeah. And I didn't mow my lawn for
1:23:18
like another two weeks. And I've never mowed a lawn
1:23:21
before in my life. That's fine, you don't have to.
1:23:23
No, there's no grass here. No grass.
1:23:25
But anyway, point being, with that bees fucking flying around,
1:23:31
I end up killing it. And then I, I, I think that's
1:23:35
the end of it. Nope.
1:23:35
More and more keep coming back. I'm like, you know what?
1:23:37
I should fucking do something about this.
1:23:39
So like after a fucking summer's worth of bees dying in my
1:23:44
fucking room, I'm not kidding, I probably cleaned up like 100
1:23:46
fucking bees just dead in my room over the course of the
1:23:49
entire summer. I had a fucking exterminator
1:23:52
come over and he's telling me he's like, look, these these
1:23:57
type of bees, they eat through drywall.
1:24:00
And like, I didn't, I didn't connect the fucking dots yet by.
1:24:03
The way about the bees, man. About the the fucking crunching,
1:24:07
I didn't connect the fucking dots.
1:24:08
I didn't know that was crunching yet.
1:24:10
He's like, they eat through it. So just do this normally you'll
1:24:14
see a wet spot on the wall and if you can poke your finger
1:24:17
through it, then that means that's where bees are eating it
1:24:20
and trying to get through. So you don't, you know, So as
1:24:24
long as that's not there, it's fine.
1:24:26
So he comes over. He's like, I see where they're
1:24:28
coming in from the outside. He kills it and everything.
1:24:31
It's fine, right? It's all good.
1:24:33
Yeah. The bees are dead.
1:24:35
He's like, it's going to take a week to fucking, you know, kill
1:24:38
him because it's like a dust like kill all of them.
1:24:42
You'll be fine. Then like a week goes by and
1:24:47
like some dead bees are still showing up in here.
1:24:49
I'm like, OK, they're just trying to escape by the way
1:24:51
they're getting through the fucking lights and realize that
1:24:53
that's a thing. There's like this much fucking
1:24:56
they squeezing right through it, dude.
1:24:58
Yeah, yeah, like freaky. But you know, like, like
1:25:03
they're, they're still getting in here and I'm like, you know
1:25:08
what, like whatever, I'll give it a week.
1:25:11
He said give it a week. I'll give it a week. 1 morning,
1:25:13
I'm sitting in here laying for a couple dead bees again and I
1:25:16
hear that crunching noise. I finally fucking connect the
1:25:20
dots. Oh my God, that's the fucking
1:25:23
bees chewing through the God damn wall.
1:25:27
So I'm like, you know what, you know, I'm I'm going to call them
1:25:32
definitely. But at least there's no wet
1:25:35
spot. At least I can't poke my finger
1:25:37
through. I go over there, I poke my
1:25:39
fucking finger through and then like I go like this, it starts
1:25:43
to fucking go in and then like like I pull out.
1:25:47
I fucking freak out. I go into a full blown panic.
1:25:51
I don't know what to fucking do. Yeah, right.
1:25:54
So I Sprint downstairs. I fucking Sprint downstairs.
1:26:01
I like legit, I think I cleared like 5 fucking steps.
1:26:04
Like, I was like, I was that freaked out and then I ran into
1:26:08
the garage to go get something to fucking tape it up.
1:26:11
Thankfully, like because my dogs like to like scratch at my door,
1:26:14
I got like this fucking plexiglass thing.
1:26:16
I had like part of it cut off. Yeah, I and like, like the guy
1:26:20
was like, oh, do you want to keep it?
1:26:21
I was like, sure. So I had that sit in the garage.
1:26:23
I went and saw that I grabbed it.
1:26:26
I fucking Sprint it up here and just use painters tape and just
1:26:29
covered the whole fucking thing. Then like just sat here on edge
1:26:33
like for like the next two days waiting for the fucking dudes to
1:26:36
come. And then a guy comes, he sprays
1:26:40
it again and he's like, this will get him for sure this time.
1:26:46
Doesn't fucking get him for. Sure.
1:26:47
Again another. Four days goes by and another
1:26:52
dude comes in and he's like this guy, by the way, was fucking
1:26:57
fearless, whatever or whatever. Like I think he was like in the
1:26:59
Army or said or whatever and then like he's just like doing
1:27:02
this shit now. He's been shot at.
1:27:04
Dude, yeah, he's climbing this fucking roof.
1:27:06
No bees fucking mask on, no beekeeper anything or or
1:27:11
whatever. Like no, like anything to avoid
1:27:13
getting stung. Yeah.
1:27:15
And this like, and he's just, I don't know, like pretty high off
1:27:19
the fucking ground, like with nothing to like, he could fall
1:27:23
very easily. This is like a fucking pretty
1:27:25
steep roof. He could fall pretty fucking
1:27:27
easily. And he's just sitting up there
1:27:30
and he's like just shoving fucking steel wool in.
1:27:32
And then he's like, yeah, I'm going to like, if you'll let me,
1:27:35
I'm going to break down your wall and I'm going to just
1:27:39
fucking make sure I get them all from inside.
1:27:43
So like, he took like a little video you showed me after I'm on
1:27:46
the other side, I put like a fucking like, towel down.
1:27:50
This guy is up here. He tears a fucking hole in the
1:27:54
wall. They just fly out at him and he
1:27:57
doesn't give a fuck. I think he got stung like 3 or 4
1:28:01
fucking times, but really, yeah, he didn't care.
1:28:05
Just another day in the life of a guy like him and he just gets
1:28:08
give a. Fuck.
1:28:09
That's crazy. He must just be really confident
1:28:13
in bee stings, like he's just, he's just a part of the day.
1:28:17
Meanwhile, I got fucking stuck in the ankle.
1:28:19
I was out of Commission for three fucking weeks.
1:28:22
That's that's pretty nuts. I don't I couldn't do it.
1:28:27
That's I don't like that. I don't like I don't like bugs
1:28:31
coming at me. I get I get mad at them when I'm
1:28:33
on a walk when they're out in their own air, the air that's
1:28:37
free to be in for bugs. I get pissed when they're
1:28:40
walking near not walking. They're flying near me when I'm
1:28:43
walking and I don't if they're in my house.
1:28:47
Dude, Oh my God. It's fucking terrifying.
1:28:50
I want you to look at that. At the door.
1:28:53
OK, this square part of the door.
1:28:56
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm trying to do this backwards.
1:28:57
That square part of the fucking door, right.
1:29:00
The nest on the inside of the wall was three of those.
1:29:05
Oh my, yeah, that's a large nest.
1:29:07
A large fucking nest, dude. Yeah, you can do a lot of
1:29:11
studies Summer. Yeah.
1:29:13
No, it's like a they're, they're starting this in a garbage can
1:29:16
now. Yeah, somewhere.
1:29:19
Yeah, no, they're not anywhere except for the dump, but that's
1:29:22
really it's not great. I don't wouldn't like that for
1:29:26
me. I don't need to feel bad that
1:29:28
because I like bees, dude. Like, I like honey bees.
1:29:30
Like, they're fucking awesome, dude.
1:29:31
If, if a honey bee stings me, I'm like, I fucked with you.
1:29:35
I'm sorry. Like, I, I like them.
1:29:37
I have no problems with honey bees.
1:29:39
Yeah, like, like, I actually kind of like, you know, think
1:29:41
they're cute in a way. Yeah.
1:29:42
I'm so glad to know that I could just fucking hate Wasps and be
1:29:46
like they're not bees. Yeah, they don't do anything
1:29:49
that bees do, Really. Yeah, they're not.
1:29:51
Productive. They're they, they're sucky
1:29:54
assholes. Although apparently they are
1:29:56
designed to collect pollen. You know, as crazy as they're.
1:29:59
Designed for it. They're designed, but they don't
1:30:02
do it. They're lazy asshole.
1:30:03
They just want to bite. They just want to be assholes
1:30:05
and mooch off the bees I bet. Let's see, what do Wasps do?
1:30:09
Bite. They loiter.
1:30:13
They loiter a lot. Oh, so apparently they're vital
1:30:16
to the ecosystem, acting as a natural pest control by
1:30:19
consuming millions of kilograms of insects like aphids and
1:30:22
caterpillars annually. Yeah, OK.
1:30:25
OK, well you know what dude? I still fucking hate you.
1:30:27
Still hate you, WASP. But thanks, I guess collectively
1:30:31
you're fine. Not near me.
1:30:33
Yeah, I I do wonder if we just got rid of all of them, like
1:30:35
what would happen? I I feel like it wouldn't be
1:30:37
that deep. There's no way that are you
1:30:41
looking this up immediately? What would happen if we got rid
1:30:44
of the Wasps? You're just Googling it and
1:30:46
getting the redditors first grades.
1:30:47
Of Wasps and be fine. You know it.
1:30:52
It gave me the red. A red answer.
1:30:53
Yeah, you can get rid of Wasps nests.
1:30:56
I'm going to say we're fine. If you structure the question
1:31:00
into Google in a way like you know, why is ice cream good for
1:31:04
you, it will list all these fucking reasons of why ice cream
1:31:08
is good for you. But if you do the opposite, why
1:31:11
it's bad for you? It'd be like, yes, it's very bad
1:31:13
for you. Yep.
1:31:16
Yeah, unexpected benefits. It will give you the answer you
1:31:19
want, even if it's completely biased towards what you're
1:31:22
hoping to find. I already know some fucking
1:31:24
redditor did this in his basement at 2:00 in the morning
1:31:27
that fucking 17 years ago. He's like sitting there.
1:31:31
He's like, they provide essential nutrients like
1:31:33
calcium, phosphorus and vitamins, AD and B12.
1:31:35
Like I already fucking know he did all that shit.
1:31:38
Oh yeah, dude. And he dropped out of high
1:31:41
school. He gets an idea what's going on.
1:31:44
That guy specifically. That guy, yeah, he's, he is.
1:31:48
Know what he's saying? Yeah, dude, I, I used to type
1:31:52
comments on Reddit all the fucking time.
1:31:53
Dude. I'm no better.
1:31:54
I'm no better. Yeah, yeah, the AI train on you,
1:31:58
you gave some, you gave a lot of wrong information.
1:32:01
Yeah, it's really scary. That's why it's confidently
1:32:03
wrong sometimes. When you like, you know, when
1:32:06
you when you do that whole question like I I have a close
1:32:09
car wash to my house. Can you you know, what should I
1:32:12
do? Should I walk there or should I
1:32:14
drive the car and it's like I'm walking so much better do that
1:32:18
yeah, that was me. That was my that was the
1:32:20
bullshit. I fucking I typed that millions
1:32:22
of times over and over on on Reddit you.
1:32:24
Just told people to walk. Told people to fucking.
1:32:26
Walk. You told me to walk today.
1:32:29
I just never stopped. You just keep telling people to
1:32:31
walk. You're like, get your steps.
1:32:33
You've been saying that for two. Instances.
1:32:35
So far there's only two instances because there's
1:32:38
millions. Of times you typed it.
1:32:39
I was just another count. It was a part of your count of
1:32:42
walking. Yeah, it's probably not.
1:32:44
Actually. It's probably just some dog shit
1:32:45
I fucking posted. So do you really think we're
1:32:47
going to have a logo made for this by now?
1:32:49
You'd really hope. You would really hope.
1:32:52
I would, yeah. We need something.
1:32:54
Any. Ideas.
1:32:55
No, I was thinking about it for a second before we started
1:32:58
recording of like, how do you even do?
1:33:00
How do you make a wall friend like a guy like a like a guy
1:33:04
going like this to a wall or something?
1:33:06
But how do you even make that a logo?
1:33:08
How do you even portray a wall from that angle?
1:33:10
It's impossible. I don't know, yeah.
1:33:13
You just make a brick wall, but that's not great.
1:33:16
Yeah, it shouldn't be like fucking WF or whatever.
1:33:20
No, you don't think all the cool kids are going to be calling it
1:33:23
Dub? You hear the new Dub F or so
1:33:25
this week, Yeah? Well, maybe we do.
1:33:27
Maybe we do go. I love me some Dub FI.
1:33:30
Love those dudes. Yeah, Dub F.
1:33:32
That's my favorite duo. Listen to them every week.
1:33:35
Dub F sounds kind of cool. It does, yeah.
1:33:38
It's like when people decided that Buffalo Wild Wings was
1:33:41
going to be B Dubs. Like people just made that, you
1:33:44
know what I'm saying? Like that's that could be us,
1:33:45
whoever. Came up with that like the year
1:33:48
that was, you know, that came into existence.
1:33:50
I bet the fucking Buffalo Wild Wings stock shot up like 30%.
1:33:55
You think so immediately. Sales.
1:33:57
Sales must have fucking increased a good amount after
1:34:01
that. Yeah, they must have.
1:34:04
You want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings?
1:34:06
Like, yeah, maybe, yeah, but don't say that in public, dude.
1:34:09
You want to go to B Dubs? I'm like, I'm already fucking
1:34:12
there. Like don't come over.
1:34:14
Oh yeah. B dub sounds fucking cool,
1:34:16
you're right. Like like cool abbreviations,
1:34:18
but. At least like wall friends you
1:34:20
don't have to try like wall friends, you don't have to try
1:34:22
and like, you know, too hard to come up with a a crazy thing.
1:34:25
It's it's more so it's like an exclusive club.
1:34:27
If you're saying dub F like only only the boys will know what
1:34:31
you're talking about or your wife if you talk to her about
1:34:34
stuff you listen to on the. Internet she'll never know about
1:34:37
dub. Dub F dude no don't know about
1:34:39
wall friends never dub F. Never dub F she's she hasn't
1:34:42
joined that that club yet. It'll take a while, if ever.
1:34:46
If ever. She'll have to be listening,
1:34:48
ironically, through the wall to be able to understand that.
1:34:52
Yeah. She'll have to think you're up
1:34:53
to no good. And that's how she's going to
1:34:55
find out about it, Yeah. That's cool.
1:34:57
Oh, dude. See, here's the thing.
1:34:58
Here's the thing about a logo. Yeah, you could always replace
1:35:02
it like that's. True, people do replace logos.
1:35:06
Yeah, doesn't need to be the final thing that it's always
1:35:08
going to fucking be. You're right, people do change
1:35:11
logos a lot. Who's changed their logos that
1:35:14
we can think of immediately? Staples they changed.
1:35:16
Remember the Staples one? Google changed their logo.
1:35:19
Yeah. Oh, they have.
1:35:21
Absolutely. You know who's not changing
1:35:23
their logo? You know who's never changing
1:35:25
their logos? Apple.
1:35:26
They can't change. Nah, they can't change their.
1:35:28
Logo dude they could change the. Fruit one, they change it.
1:35:31
They they change it to it used to be like a very colorful apple
1:35:34
I remember, but now it's just white.
1:35:35
They just made it a white one. It's real simple.
1:35:38
Just they could put it everywhere.
1:35:39
So iconic that people still remember the fucking pair Phone
1:35:44
in the pair computer from iCarly.
1:35:47
Oh true. Remember that.
1:35:49
That's how fucking iconic it is dude.
1:35:50
Like. Yeah, forgot about that man.
1:35:54
What a bullshit show by the way. What a bullshit show.
1:35:57
Dude the first live stream they did they had like 40,000 views
1:36:00
or something. No, it was like, it wasn't that.
1:36:03
It was like a a large number they passed around Flyers to
1:36:08
like 3 kids in their fucking school like goodnight kylie.com
1:36:12
and like fucking little nerdy ass Miranda Cosgrove is sitting
1:36:15
there like. Like, dude, you're not going.
1:36:18
To this shit, you're like, this kid's a fucking dork.
1:36:21
Yeah, and they're like watching. That yeah, where they get the
1:36:24
production like the the, the budget for that's crazy by the
1:36:27
way, all the stuff they were doing that that whole studio. $8
1:36:30
of fucking studio equipment. You're right.
1:36:32
Oh my God, it was ridiculous. Freddy's sitting there with
1:36:34
fucking steady hands, dude. He's hanging out with two girls,
1:36:36
bro. He was beating his shit behind
1:36:38
the camera. Like, come on.
1:36:42
Come on now, what are you talking about?
1:36:45
Wait, what do you mean by that? It wasn't.
1:36:48
It wasn't Freddie recording. That's the point I'm trying to
1:36:51
make it. Wasn't Freddie recording?
1:36:53
Because dude, it was fucking like they, they had that shit on
1:36:57
a fucking Dolly. It's like you could tell it's
1:37:00
sitting there like that and it's like being professionally
1:37:02
fucking directed. And then when they cut to
1:37:05
Freddie, he's sitting there smiling.
1:37:06
He's like, like. Dude.
1:37:11
No, Freddie didn't know what he was doing, dude.
1:37:13
That's what I'm saying, bro. Like.
1:37:14
He was incompetent. There's no way he's it's much
1:37:17
more realistic for him to be jacking off in the corner than
1:37:19
it is for him to be running the technology and and production
1:37:24
behind this. More so just saying that he's
1:37:27
got 2 girls in front of him and no other woman is ever going to
1:37:30
be into him because he's the weird tech dork that doesn't
1:37:33
even know how to use the tech right.
1:37:35
Because a fully I I more so believe that Spencer snuck up
1:37:39
there and was just helping him out.
1:37:40
He was like buddy, here's how you do this.
1:37:42
Spencer's an artist, dude. An artist I don't understand,
1:37:45
but an artist. OK, you know, I'll, I'll give it
1:37:48
to you, but that's mostly because I don't think I can
1:37:51
handle this conversation anymore.
1:37:52
I don't think I cannot. I don't think I, I can even
1:37:55
contribute to this anymore. Like I.
1:37:57
Well, look, we're so far. I got to say I I feel like
1:38:01
Spencer was earning no money in that show too.
1:38:03
And I feel like, like, you realize when that the dad is
1:38:05
like on some submarine somewhere.
1:38:08
Yeah, they're getting that government money, baby.
1:38:10
Like the everything is paid for by the dad.
1:38:14
Was was iCarly supposed to be a part of the Drake and Josh
1:38:17
universe? No, no.
1:38:19
It was not OK. No.
1:38:20
Oh, because that was Megan. That was.
1:38:22
Megan. Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
1:38:24
But as a kid I didn't register in my head that they were
1:38:26
supposed to be different. So.
1:38:28
Dude, it's so funny. Like I, I like when I watched
1:38:31
that show as a kid, Drake and Josh, I'm like, this is fucking
1:38:33
awesome. And like Megan goes like mess
1:38:35
with him. He's like, oh, that's that's
1:38:36
crazy, Megan. But like, that's kind of funny.
1:38:38
Like OK, like I get it. Like you're messing with him.
1:38:41
Like, and as an adult, you watch it back, you're like Megan, you
1:38:44
should be fucking grounded. Like like you put like fucking
1:38:47
acid in your brother's like fucking like shampoo and like
1:38:50
they you made him bald. Like you're fucked up.
1:38:54
Yeah, dude. Yeah, that was she's she's
1:38:57
probably in jail canonically, Yeah, No way.
1:39:00
She she did not grow up to be a great person.
1:39:03
Yeah, it's the only one that was in the same universe was
1:39:06
victorious, I'm pretty sure. I I remember that.
1:39:10
I don't think I ever watched it, but I remember that show
1:39:12
existing. Yeah, that show, I watched it,
1:39:16
but it wasn't like I didn't love it, you know what I mean?
1:39:19
Like. I don't remember anything about,
1:39:21
like, I barely remember anything about Drake and Josh, and I
1:39:24
watched every episode of it as a kid.
1:39:26
Yeah. True, Drake and Josh was
1:39:28
phenomenal and so was Zoe 101 like, but again, another one of
1:39:34
those shows where you like they're letting a fucking 11
1:39:37
year old kid Dustin like live at the fucking school at PCA like.
1:39:43
You know he's. Got his own like little room.
1:39:44
I don't buy that. No, it's weird.
1:39:47
No, I, I. Don't know, a show that I
1:39:49
thought was the GOAT was always Ned's Declassified School
1:39:52
Survival. That dude was awesome.
1:39:54
That was my favorite one. Dude I don't even know.
1:39:56
I don't know why it was, but I remember feeling it.
1:39:59
I remember feeling that as a kid being like that.
1:40:01
This is the best 1. Like this is the best show.
1:40:03
Dude the the one guy, I think it was coconut head.
1:40:07
Like, I don't know where he's at now, but like, it was like a
1:40:12
whole thing about, like, someone, like, followed him
1:40:13
years later and, like, he was, like, not doing good, dude.
1:40:16
Like, it was really sad to see. Yeah.
1:40:18
Yeah, there's probably a lot of those in the in like the
1:40:21
Nickelodeon Disney World, which is.
1:40:23
Crazy to think like that was like a mainstage show, dude.
1:40:26
It's like, yeah, you had to be earning at least some amount of
1:40:29
decent money from that. Yeah, there's there's a lot of
1:40:32
like documentaries on it now, like those, those kids were not
1:40:35
getting paid a lot like they were they did not get, they
1:40:37
don't collect royalties or anything.
1:40:39
Like they they got paid like a set amount per episode.
1:40:42
But I think I remember it was the IT was the suite life of
1:40:45
Zach and Cody and they talked about how they got paid a set
1:40:51
amount per season. So they just fucked their lives
1:40:55
up because they made every season goddamn 60 episodes.
1:40:57
So like they just, they're like, yeah, it's still part of Season
1:41:00
1 and my. God, yeah, you.
1:41:03
Remember that how there was a million episodes per season?
1:41:06
It's because they got paid by the season, dude.
1:41:09
Yeah, dude, they got. Screwed.
1:41:10
You have the fucking cast of friends, fully grown adults
1:41:13
being like we should be getting paid fucking more otherwise
1:41:17
we're going to quit. Yeah.
1:41:18
And like, and that shit just fucking works.
1:41:20
Like, like these are fucking kids.
1:41:22
Like, like you can't sit there like a kids not gonna fucking
1:41:25
know how to like organize a protest and be like we're all
1:41:28
fucking walking out unless you pay us more.
1:41:30
Yeah. And then even if they do, it's
1:41:32
like they're if even if their parents like run it for them,
1:41:34
it's like, OK, your kids just a kid.
1:41:36
They're it's not hard to find that talent again.
1:41:39
Yeah, we'll just go, there's a million other kids.
1:41:41
We'll just replace it and everyone will talk about it for
1:41:43
a day and then, oh man, they. Screwed those kids over bro.
1:41:47
Like all these fucking shows. Yeah, it was not greater than.
1:41:51
Oh my God, yeah. I mean, So what?
1:41:54
I I got to imagine Nickelodeon did some worse.
1:41:56
Shit though, oh dude, it's Got Talent.
1:41:58
Let's just let's just fucking leave it at that.
1:42:01
I got to imagine it's worse there.
1:42:02
Yeah. Cartoon Network was great, dude.
1:42:04
It was just fucking kids voice and shit.
1:42:07
Actually, that was just fully grown adults.
1:42:08
Actually fully grown adults. Yeah, it was actually mostly
1:42:12
just Tara Reid fucking voicing everything.
1:42:15
Yeah, you know who that is? If you tell me, I will.
1:42:18
I guarantee you fucking do. Tara Reid.
1:42:21
Tara Reid. I no, it's not Tara Reid.
1:42:26
I was like, what? So no, it is.
1:42:33
Dude. Tara Strong.
1:42:34
Thank you, Tara. Strong.
1:42:37
Thank you by the way. That's normal Google.
1:42:39
Normal Google got it right. Not fucking nerd right at
1:42:41
Google. Tara Strong, dude.
1:42:44
Let me tell you what she has voiced just.
1:42:46
Give me a few. Timmy Turner, The Powerpuff
1:42:50
Girls, all of them. I don't know, like one of them I
1:42:55
think fucking shouter like Teen Titans, Teen Titans go, Drawn
1:43:04
together, Ice Age dude, like I could go on for a while.
1:43:08
Ben 10 I'm not. You get the idea.
1:43:10
She has voiced fucking everything dude.
1:43:13
So like point you've, you've listened to her voice if you've
1:43:16
listened to any fucking kids cartoon show.
1:43:19
Yeah, it's a. Yeah, or most of.
1:43:22
Them, yeah, they, they got a, they got a monopoly on voice
1:43:27
actors over there, yeah. Voice actors though, like when
1:43:31
you get like an actual good voice actor, it's like like it's
1:43:36
so much better, like production of, of whatever you're watching,
1:43:43
like that cartoon, you know, show, movie, whatever it is, It
1:43:46
ends up being so much better than like they, they just hire
1:43:51
actors to just voice shit these days.
1:43:54
And it's like none of these people are actually voice
1:43:55
actors. You can kind of tell it's like
1:43:57
like they're just talking as themselves.
1:44:01
I I feel as though like it's not nowhere near as like it's like,
1:44:05
oh, that's Kagan, Michael Key as Toad.
1:44:08
OK, dude. Is that doing a range?
1:44:11
You know who had the best voice actor role who is like known as
1:44:16
a just a regular actor? Was was Shia LaBeouf in Surfs Up
1:44:20
really playing Cody that his voice acting in that was was
1:44:25
amazing. Like it was, I was just watching
1:44:28
some behind the scenes of that just popped up because I was
1:44:32
looking at like an old scene. I remembered because that that
1:44:34
movie was amazing. Like looking back at it, it's
1:44:36
like that was one of the best, like, animated movies ever.
1:44:40
I've never seen it, but like he showed up like because dude,
1:44:43
sometimes like an actor will surprise you, like they'll like
1:44:46
really like try to figure it out.
1:44:49
Yeah. And the crazy part is he was
1:44:50
doing this voice of this Penguin, this like silly, goofy
1:44:53
comedy Penguin at the same time that he was recording
1:44:56
Transformers, like in the same year, the same year he was doing
1:44:59
two different. Did you know it was him?
1:45:00
His voice. No, no one really knew Shia
1:45:03
LaBeouf at the time because he wasn't.
1:45:04
Transformers hadn't like come out yet, so no one really knew
1:45:08
him. He was like holes dude.
1:45:09
That's right, he was in holes he was in.
1:45:11
Holes. That's just Stanley Yell Dance,
1:45:13
dude. Yeah, dude, that that book gave
1:45:15
me like a weird feeling as a kid.
1:45:17
A book. You read the book of it, Read
1:45:19
the book of it. I didn't read the book of it, I
1:45:20
don't think. Did the Peaches?
1:45:22
You're like my my imagination was crazy as a kid.
1:45:27
It's crazy now, what are you doing?
1:45:29
OK, yeah, but it was a lot worse than you think May.
1:45:33
OK, maybe not, but. Yeah, I think we're going to,
1:45:36
Yeah. I don't know, man.
1:45:38
Anyway. I I like when he's like eating
1:45:40
those Peaches. Like in the book, you're just
1:45:43
sitting there. You're like, dude, like that's
1:45:45
poison Stanley Run. And it's like like it's not like
1:45:48
like like my mind just went anywhere reading a book, dude,
1:45:51
it's not good. It had me read.
1:45:53
I won't get the point of it. I'll make my own conclusion.
1:45:58
All right. Well, we've been going for a
1:45:59
long time and you know, I'm not paying for extra editing here,
1:46:04
OK? We're not doing that.
1:46:06
We're on the clock now. We're.
1:46:08
Going to end the first episode of you guys listening to our
1:46:10
walls of wall friends. We'll figure out the Spotify
1:46:14
stuff. I'll I got to figure out how to
1:46:15
get this on Apple podcast. We'll do it.
1:46:17
Don't worry about it. You got you guys don't have to
1:46:19
stress about it. That's for me to freak out
1:46:20
about. Yep, don't worry not.
1:46:23
Even for me. Not even he's done this.
1:46:25
A million times. Yeah, 1,000,000 this.
1:46:27
Would be my first that I'm watching him do it and he mainly
1:46:30
just says it's done. I go OK.
1:46:32
Yeah. So I'm going to do that again
1:46:35
for this, but yeah. Look, what do you want us to
1:46:39
talk about next time you got to comment some suggestions.
1:46:43
Comment your suggestions and we'll point and laugh at them.
1:46:46
That's all I can. I can really guarantee.
1:46:48
Or with them, they're good. Maybe they're good.
1:46:51
Maybe. All right.
1:46:52
Bye. Bye everyone.
1:46:54
See you later. Bye.
1:46:55
Bye.