Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Richest On The Plane - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 87
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 1:16Speaker 4: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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- 2:00Speaker 4: Just getting where were we?
- 2:01Speaker 1: Where were we?
- 2:01Speaker 4: I don't know, let's just hop right in. Yeah, a
- 2:05Speaker 4: lot to talk about today.
- 2:06Speaker 1: So I ordered lunch and then they said that their
- 2:10Speaker 1: chicken in the in the actually did the exact same
- 2:13Speaker 1: thing you ordered lunch, and I didn't eat the chicken.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I ate the sandwiches. Some sandwiches. Those carbohydrates are going
- 2:20Speaker 1: to wind up fucking energizing me a life, on your life,
- 2:24Speaker 1: on your.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Hips, they're gonna energize me.
- 2:26Speaker 1: No, they're going to be on your hips. They're gonna go.
- 2:28Speaker 6: Right.
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- 2:32Speaker 1: I do?
- 2:32Speaker 4: Why you felt that good to you? Yeah, I'm just
- 2:36Speaker 4: in the mood to just add. I know we need
- 2:38Speaker 4: to add.
- 2:39Speaker 1: We're not doing okay, okay, but I'm just saying, what
- 2:42Speaker 1: would Matt Walsh do?
- 2:44Speaker 4: Exactly? I always ask myself that every day, what would
- 2:47Speaker 4: Matt Walsh do? I went to the Bills game.
- 2:50Speaker 1: They lost, probably because of you. You're there, bad luck charm.
- 2:53Speaker 4: No, I'm now one and one.
- 2:55Speaker 1: When I go, remember how much you talked about gambling?
- 2:58Speaker 1: What do you have in your throat?
- 3:00Speaker 4: Nothing? I think I'm just sick, are you? Yeah? Was
- 3:02Speaker 4: it from the Bills game?
- 3:03Speaker 1: No?
- 3:04Speaker 4: I've been stuffy all week?
- 3:05Speaker 1: Or is it the nineteen again?
- 3:08Speaker 4: The nineteen? Oh No? No, no, not like that.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Thank god, S and I made fun of it this weekend,
- 3:14Speaker 1: and they.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Know I saw it. Was actually a funny sketch. I
- 3:16Speaker 4: thought it was really funny. Yeah, and then they got
- 3:17Speaker 4: destroyed having Dave Chappelle on this week too. Really, Yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 4: he was like a terrorist to those fans.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I know, they really don't like that.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Like Dave Chappelle for the like the SNL fans is
- 3:28Speaker 4: worse than someone Bin Lauden by a lot.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like Ron DeSantis going on stage at that
- 3:33Speaker 1: country concert. Yeah, you see how pissed people were at
- 3:36Speaker 1: that now they were the Florida governor went on stage
- 3:39Speaker 1: like Luke Bryant some shit like that.
- 3:41Speaker 4: That's brutal.
- 3:42Speaker 1: He was just like, hey, like there was a tragedy,
- 3:45Speaker 1: like can we help raise some money? And people were
- 3:47Speaker 1: like what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, you got some fucking
- 3:50Speaker 1: set of nerves bringing out a politician on it a concert.
- 3:53Speaker 1: It's pretty bad idea.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't Shane Shane had like Andrew Yang open up
- 3:58Speaker 4: for him once? Did he? Yeah? Yeah, that's but I
- 4:00Speaker 4: think he just did like one minute.
- 4:02Speaker 1: I think that's his boy. Yeah, that's funny. He's just uh,
- 4:06Speaker 1: he's just like I like Asian people.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think that's like what it was.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Little did Little did those fans know what he thinks
- 4:15Speaker 1: of Stephen Cha deep down I know hates it. So
- 4:19Speaker 1: what he couldn't come to the Bills game with you,
- 4:21Speaker 1: or what.
- 4:22Speaker 4: I couldn't get anybody to come with me? I know,
- 4:24Speaker 4: anyone asking every person? Can you go through everybody who asked?
- 4:32Speaker 4: I mean, I can you ask me?
- 4:34Speaker 1: You asked Tommy, you asked Shane.
- 4:36Speaker 4: I asked Shane, I asked Nick Owen, KB Tyler Greer.
- 4:43Speaker 4: You didn't ask Muke Luke wasn't in the city.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Did you know that?
- 4:47Speaker 4: Because I know, I mean I can't. I asked legitimately
- 4:51Speaker 4: every single person I know who took the pictures of
- 4:54Speaker 4: you at the game? Then well, I end up going
- 4:56Speaker 4: with some friends from the stand. Oh yeah, very nice.
- 4:59Speaker 4: That's a yeah, it was fun.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I feel like that's nice to be able to take
- 5:02Speaker 1: people to things. I feel like that kind of introduces
- 5:04Speaker 1: a little bit of they owe you. You know, no
- 5:08Speaker 1: such thing as a free lunch.
- 5:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I had a fun time.
- 5:11Speaker 4: It sucked that they lost a bummer, but I'm sure
- 5:14Speaker 4: I put a bunch of money on it. Yeah, because
- 5:16Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going in person, like let's make
- 5:18Speaker 4: this fun. And then they stopped serving alcohol. I told
- 5:20Speaker 4: you about this. They don't serve alcohol after like the
- 5:22Speaker 4: second half.
- 5:23Speaker 1: That's dumb as fuck.
- 5:24Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 5:24Speaker 1: The only reason you go to is something like that
- 5:26Speaker 1: is to get ship paced.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm like drunk. I had like four beers
- 5:29Speaker 4: in the first half. Go out start of the second
- 5:33Speaker 4: half to get a beer. No beers. So then I'm
- 5:36Speaker 4: like hungover and I asked the lady. I was like,
- 5:38Speaker 4: can I get a beer? Or can I get two
- 5:40Speaker 4: Miller lights? And she goes, no, we don't serve alcohol anymore.
- 5:44Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, okay, can I get one
- 5:46Speaker 4: Miller light? And she points to the police officers next
- 5:49Speaker 4: to me. She says, not unless you want to go
- 5:50Speaker 4: out here go leave the stadium in cuffs. Oh my god, dude.
- 5:54Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want to do that. I
- 5:56Speaker 4: want a beer though, and then you got to rest.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Then you got out little wild like I didn't. I've
- 6:03Speaker 4: never been there before. How am I supposed to know that? Yeah?
- 6:05Speaker 4: That's was just like, can I get two beers? And
- 6:07Speaker 4: she was like, no, we can't serve alcohol, And I
- 6:09Speaker 4: was like, how about I get one beer? That kind
- 6:11Speaker 4: of joking, like knowing she's gonna say no, and then
- 6:13Speaker 4: the next step is prison. The next step is you
- 6:16Speaker 4: go to jail.
- 6:17Speaker 1: You want to get dragged by that police?
- 6:19Speaker 4: Also, I don't think I would be the one going
- 6:21Speaker 4: to prison.
- 6:21Speaker 1: You would be, yeah, for sure serving me the alcohol,
- 6:24Speaker 1: yeah bitch, And I stomped back to my seat in anger.
- 6:30Speaker 1: You see that police with his his firearm on his side. Yeah,
- 6:33Speaker 1: you wanted to empty that clip in your video of
- 6:35Speaker 1: Gilly Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he definitely smelled like we.
- 6:41Speaker 1: He was like getting stopped in Texas and some like
- 6:44Speaker 1: shy ass fucking cop was.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Like those the cops in Texas look so fucking lame
- 6:48Speaker 4: with those cowboy hats on. Yeah, like they're in the
- 6:51Speaker 4: wild West. And this guy like.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Had his hands in his pocket. He was like looking
- 6:55Speaker 1: down at his shoe, like fucking twisting his or whatever
- 6:58Speaker 1: and being like.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Well, you weren't allowed to smoke weed? Yeah, well it's
- 7:02Speaker 4: not actual, it's technically not legal out here yet. And
- 7:06Speaker 4: he was like, I'm probably the richest.
- 7:08Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Yeah, that was wild of him to say. Probably true.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Well he just got money. I'm sure he's thinking it,
- 7:14Speaker 1: but it is wild to say out loud. Yeah, you
- 7:16Speaker 1: regret saying that, no, who is filming it?
- 7:21Speaker 4: I would wallow put that out. I feel like I
- 7:22Speaker 4: wouldn't put that out there.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Well, because he got profile. The boys got profiles, yeah, probably,
- 7:29Speaker 1: and he was like, oh they're prof or.
- 7:31Speaker 4: They actually smelt like weed. I mean, I don't think
- 7:33Speaker 4: I've ever been around them when they don't smell like weed.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Gilly smokes a lot. He can't stop. Yeah. Did Gilly
- 7:41Speaker 4: search his own bag? Dude, like look nothing in there,
- 7:47Speaker 4: see anything? And then just just pushing. I mean, can
- 7:49Speaker 4: you get in trouble for smelling like weed?
- 7:52Speaker 1: Tyler? Tyler was leaving Chicago after her neighborhood eats and
- 7:56Speaker 1: we had just smoked weed before we sent him off
- 7:58Speaker 1: to the airport, and he said, like a great dang
- 8:00Speaker 1: like leapt on him out really like.
- 8:02Speaker 8: The dogs in O hair when you like walk the
- 8:04Speaker 8: two two lines. Yeah yeah yeah, And I'm walking and.
- 8:07Speaker 9: These two dogs like like their paws go on my back.
- 8:10Speaker 4: I turned around, like what is this?
- 8:13Speaker 8: They like maybe walk back and forth like dude, I
- 8:15Speaker 8: have nothing on me, Like.
- 8:16Speaker 4: I don't even think I always thought that. I always
- 8:19Speaker 4: heard that. It's not They're not searching for drugs or
- 8:21Speaker 4: searching for like bombs.
- 8:22Speaker 1: That's what I say. I always tell people when I'm trying.
- 8:25Speaker 4: But I think that's true because people will bring weed
- 8:28Speaker 4: on planes all the time.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're probably searching for like a brick of
- 8:31Speaker 1: cocaine instead of a smell. It smells like you a
- 8:36Speaker 1: tom Ford tuscan leather. Really, I don't know what cocaine
- 8:40Speaker 1: smells like.
- 8:41Speaker 4: It was.
- 8:41Speaker 1: That's a drake. You were probably like tom Ford, always
- 8:44Speaker 1: smelling it, smelling cocain, smelling it into your fucking brain.
- 8:47Speaker 1: That's not true.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a coke problem. That's not true. We
- 8:50Speaker 4: haven't talked about this in a while. Yeah, in a while,
- 8:53Speaker 4: because I got clean. I've him waiting to bring this
- 8:55Speaker 4: up for a bit.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Dude. I uh, I'd love to do some coke. I'd
- 9:00Speaker 1: love it if someone's offering.
- 9:02Speaker 4: I have no interests. Why not just prefer being sober.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I think just a little bit of any drug is
- 9:07Speaker 1: probably awesome. Too much of any drug is.
- 9:09Speaker 4: I just think that's my personality. You think you'd love it,
- 9:13Speaker 4: I think I'd love it, and then I'd never stop
- 9:14Speaker 4: doing it with the amount you love. Stand up, please,
- 9:18Speaker 4: it's that's my favorite drug.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Getting up on state the roar of the crowd, being
- 9:23Speaker 1: the man in the arena. That's what I fucking love. Yeah,
- 9:26Speaker 1: you smell me right now.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Yeah, you smell like cocaine. Yeah, break of coke.
- 9:31Speaker 1: There was there's like cologne in the bathroom. So I
- 9:34Speaker 1: lit myself up really Jersey Jerry style. I don't think
- 9:36Speaker 1: it was Jersey Jerry's, but I did a Jersey style. Yeah.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I made a stinky cloud in the air and then
- 9:43Speaker 1: dip my head into it. Hell yeah, like I was
- 9:45Speaker 1: putting my head into a magic treehouse. I'm trying to
- 9:48Speaker 1: get into too. Smelling good. I feel like that's an
- 9:50Speaker 1: edge up that you could have on life.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it definitely is. I need to start smelling better too.
- 9:54Speaker 4: Yeah you think no, I feel like I have no odor.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You aredless. I'm oldorless, but you could. That could go
- 10:01Speaker 1: the bad way really quickly.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Something wrong with my eye right now.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Twitch.
- 10:05Speaker 4: It's like getting blurry strokes. I don't know stroke. Well,
- 10:11Speaker 4: we got the dozen? Are you at the dozen tonight?
- 10:13Speaker 4: I'm gonna go. Yeah, you be more of like a
- 10:15Speaker 4: hype man.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Jeff Flow came up to me and he was like, yeah,
- 10:18Speaker 1: Sas said that, I Sas said, you told him that
- 10:21Speaker 1: he has to go. I told you you have to go.
- 10:24Speaker 4: You did like ten times?
- 10:25Speaker 1: No I didn't, Yes you did, No I didn't.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Yeah you did when like on the act like ten
- 10:30Speaker 4: times you were like, sas, you're gonna be there? Damn, dude,
- 10:33Speaker 4: I guess I guess.
- 10:34Speaker 1: I just say shit. Huh.
- 10:36Speaker 4: I mean, I'm glad to go. I've never seen it
- 10:38Speaker 4: live before. I'm excited.
- 10:39Speaker 1: It should be pretty fun. Have you ever been watched
- 10:40Speaker 1: a dozen match before?
- 10:41Speaker 4: I've watched a couple.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Have you ever been in one?
- 10:43Speaker 6: No?
- 10:44Speaker 1: People watch them every day, like people within barstool watch them. No,
- 10:48Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think it's gonna be fun. How long
- 10:51Speaker 1: is it are do you stay for the whole thing?
- 10:52Speaker 1: There's three matches and you guys are first. Frank and
- 10:55Speaker 1: the frank Ets are first.
- 10:56Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so you got to get over there for Frank
- 10:58Speaker 1: and the frank ktts. What time is it so five o'clock?
- 11:01Speaker 4: No, it doesn't.
- 11:02Speaker 1: We're supposed to be there at five. The talent calls
- 11:05Speaker 1: at five.
- 11:06Speaker 4: We got the fucking and we got that thing in
- 11:08Speaker 4: Philly this weekend too.
- 11:09Speaker 1: That's gonna be terrible.
- 11:11Speaker 4: That's gonna suck. I am not looking forward to that.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be awesome for people to watch, but.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Dude, I don't I mean, I probably shouldn't shoot on it.
- 11:21Speaker 1: But no, I'm just saying us playing basketball is now,
- 11:23Speaker 1: But you go to a basketball.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Game, I don't even think that's gonna be the problem.
- 11:27Speaker 1: The matchups, It's like, don't act like you know about
- 11:30Speaker 1: college basketball.
- 11:32Speaker 4: I looked up who's playing.
- 11:33Speaker 1: They could be great that my high school team gonna
- 11:35Speaker 1: beat those teams. It could be incredible matchups.
- 11:38Speaker 4: And it's had five pm on a Friday.
- 11:42Speaker 1: It's a double header. That's the first matchup, all right,
- 11:46Speaker 1: who's on the second? Even better teams? What's that first game?
- 11:51Speaker 8: Mississippi State UAB.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Maybe no that's the second one. Or I think it's
- 11:56Speaker 4: UAB versus like to Toledo. Yeah, that's gonna be a
- 12:01Speaker 4: good game. Yeah, yeah, people have been raving about that.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Well U A B you know Alabama Birmingham. Yeah, the
- 12:07Speaker 4: UA B Toileto match is going to be fine, crazy
- 12:10Speaker 4: at five pm on a Friday. The to Letto what
- 12:14Speaker 4: are you even saying that? Like to Letto? What is
- 12:17Speaker 4: it called Toledo? Toledo Toletto? You're saying it like a Yeah,
- 12:20Speaker 4: I never heard the word before, so I pronounced it
- 12:22Speaker 4: in my head as I read.
- 12:23Speaker 1: It to Letto. Yeah, I just said it out loud though. Yeah,
- 12:28Speaker 1: and I forgot you're saying it like a stiletto boot. Yeah,
- 12:31Speaker 1: it would be a better name. I'm not going to
- 12:32Speaker 1: come at you.
- 12:34Speaker 4: And then, uh, are you staying over in Philly? Uh? Yeah,
- 12:39Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna stay over. Well, I am going
- 12:41Speaker 4: to stay over, so I gotta go to Baltimore the
- 12:42Speaker 4: next day. Oh shit, I'll be performing at Baltimore. I'll
- 12:46Speaker 4: be performing in Baltimore and Magobi's two shows, one night
- 12:49Speaker 4: of comedy, a magical evening Mcgoobi's, Magooby's.
- 12:53Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
- 12:53Speaker 4: It's comedy love, that's the name of it. Yeah, it's
- 12:56Speaker 4: like a chain, right, yeah, you got a couple. It's
- 12:58Speaker 4: pretty fun to say, I know, right, Yeah, comes up,
- 13:01Speaker 4: rolls off the tongue.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Now it sounds like it's somebody like a cool nickname
- 13:04Speaker 1: that somebody would have, Yeah, like mcgroober's or something like that.
- 13:08Speaker 1: But you caught mcgoobies.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Yeah, rowan goobies don't joke about it, Yeah, don't. Yes,
- 13:16Speaker 4: they don't say that. For Ronis don't.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Bro, I'm seriously gonna fucking kick the shit out of you. Yeah,
- 13:22Speaker 1: you gotta go see sass. What happened? You had to
- 13:25Speaker 1: reschedule some dates?
- 13:26Speaker 4: No, I just had to cancel the Friday shows because
- 13:28Speaker 4: I gotta go be there for UAB verus Toledo to
- 13:30Speaker 4: let them. What's the second game?
- 13:34Speaker 1: Mississippi State versus who akron oh akron?
- 13:38Speaker 4: Dude? This is gonna be really fun, dude. Fuck what
- 13:42Speaker 4: everyone is saying. This is actually gonna be a great matchup.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Who's saying anything?
- 13:46Speaker 4: And just people are talking on here? People are like, dude,
- 13:49Speaker 4: I it would have been better if UAB was playing
- 13:51Speaker 4: Mississippi State, then I would go watch.
- 13:53Speaker 1: You think they should swap them, that we should swap teams. Well,
- 13:55Speaker 1: maybe we could circulate a petition.
- 13:57Speaker 4: I think if I subbed in on, like the the
- 13:59Speaker 4: Taledo basketball team, I wouldn't be the worst player on
- 14:02Speaker 4: the team. You think they're that bad? You can't dribble
- 14:06Speaker 4: with the ball.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Without the ball over?
- 14:08Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know anything about college basketball. I know,
- 14:11Speaker 4: I'm just fucking busted.
- 14:12Speaker 1: You're just busting chopped, dude. I just don't want day
- 14:15Speaker 1: to hear this because he will fucking whip your ass.
- 14:17Speaker 4: Well, it's sold out right the stadium?
- 14:21Speaker 1: Yes, well they they're roping off the upper half to
- 14:25Speaker 1: the lower and U A.
- 14:27Speaker 4: B were playing against each other in the March Madness Finals.
- 14:30Speaker 4: Do you think they would sell out at.
- 14:31Speaker 1: The People are excited about people are excited to come
- 14:38Speaker 1: through this and these teams travel. Now that you don't
- 14:41Speaker 1: get about Akron and Toledo, it's those are two of
- 14:44Speaker 1: the biggest cities in Ohio.
- 14:46Speaker 4: Dude, I'm I'm I'm fucking around. I'm really excited for
- 14:50Speaker 4: bron James is from ACT. I actually am excited. It's
- 14:53Speaker 4: gonna be fun. Excited to play ACT basketball too.
- 14:54Speaker 1: And have you ever seen a basketball game?
- 14:57Speaker 7: Oh?
- 14:57Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple Oh you went to the Lakers game.
- 14:59Speaker 4: Went to the Lakers game. I went to Laker Laker
- 15:01Speaker 4: Celtics back when Shaq and Kobe were on the team. Brother,
- 15:04Speaker 4: shut it up. Yep?
- 15:05Speaker 1: What was that and what was that like for you?
- 15:07Speaker 4: Was that really Nicea's a big guy. Oh, I mean
- 15:09Speaker 4: he's a sweet guy too.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so good at commercials, the way that he's
- 15:13Speaker 1: always so nice to that that young general in that commercial.
- 15:16Speaker 4: That's a nice guy.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fucking stud. Icy hot. He's always putting
- 15:20Speaker 1: on icy hot. I think Shack just makes money. Dude.
- 15:23Speaker 1: He chases the bag in the right way.
- 15:24Speaker 4: He's got to be like a billionaire. Yeah, he'll just
- 15:26Speaker 4: do any ad he's got to be. He's got to
- 15:28Speaker 4: have a sneaky bee.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got to have a bunch of just extra
- 15:32Speaker 1: clothes in his house.
- 15:33Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know how they do that.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Shit, just get an extra clothes.
- 15:37Speaker 4: They must just I mean, you gotta think. I think
- 15:39Speaker 4: you just gotta pick one brand and be like, this
- 15:40Speaker 4: is what I'm rocking with.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Have you did you see Rick Ross's uh he like
- 15:45Speaker 1: is trying to get rid of all of his clothes
- 15:46Speaker 1: and he has a big ass house. It looks like Scarface.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Scarface? Yes, you know, like the
- 15:52Speaker 1: mansion with like the two steps. He has that, and
- 15:54Speaker 1: it's just all his clothes that he's trying to get
- 15:56Speaker 1: rid of, and it just looks like the most clothes
- 15:59Speaker 1: that I've ever seen in my life. You have to
- 16:02Speaker 1: look at this. I'm gonna show you the fucking video
- 16:05Speaker 1: right now.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Holy shit.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Imagine having that many clothes, dude, imagine having ben that
- 16:13Speaker 1: fat and then gotten scared.
- 16:14Speaker 4: Oh wait, that's why he's getting rid of all of them. No,
- 16:16Speaker 4: I think that he just has that's a bad idea,
- 16:19Speaker 4: getting rid of the clothes. But how much clothes that is?
- 16:23Speaker 1: I think he's been losing weight for a minute, but
- 16:24Speaker 1: he's going to get back. Those are probably tons of clothes,
- 16:27Speaker 1: like literally.
- 16:28Speaker 4: Lost weight because of what Gilly said about him. No,
- 16:31Speaker 4: he's to lay off eleven eleven pepper wings.
- 16:35Speaker 1: That's what. But I think it's funny.
- 16:37Speaker 4: That would get me to lose weight for sure.
- 16:39Speaker 1: I like how we talk about Gilly and Waller on
- 16:41Speaker 1: the show the same way that we used to talk
- 16:43Speaker 1: about like Josh Richards and Bryce Why what he said?
- 16:47Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I think that we've like blossomed from
- 16:49Speaker 1: one to the other like we used to be, Like
- 16:51Speaker 1: we used to talk about TikTokers and now we talk about.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Yeah, because Gilly and Wallow are awesome.
- 16:55Speaker 1: So were Bryce Hall, and yeah they are Josh Richards
- 16:58Speaker 1: clip that's do thed club house piece of shit.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Every time I mentioned Bryce Hall is still a clubhouse,
- 17:06Speaker 4: rolls it. He's got a fucking alarm set to roll
- 17:09Speaker 4: that out at seven in the morning.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Whenever Bryce Hall wakes up. Yeah, he's got paparazzi out
- 17:15Speaker 1: of Bryce outside Bryce Hall's.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Tag, like Bryce Hall and his entire like team of managers.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Handing him like a evening edition of being like extractra
- 17:25Speaker 1: little makes fun of Bryce Hall, Me and Bryce.
- 17:29Speaker 4: It's all love now. Oh yeah, washed that beef a
- 17:32Speaker 4: long time ago.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Well, after the fact that you guys get bred together
- 17:35Speaker 1: with that new business venture that you're doing, and the
- 17:37Speaker 1: fact that you recognize how much pussy he fucks.
- 17:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm, I'm in on his energy drink
- 17:42Speaker 4: brand Any Energy, yeah yeah, and slugging those strictly yeah,
- 17:47Speaker 4: strictly off. Then you're an influencer from him. I'm big
- 17:50Speaker 4: on the primes too.
- 17:51Speaker 1: That's one of the things I learned on Shark Tank
- 17:54Speaker 1: is that you can't expect online marketing to do your
- 17:59Speaker 1: work for you. You have to make content around the business.
- 18:03Speaker 1: And so he just gives you the any Energy and
- 18:05Speaker 1: he's like, here's TikTok. That's your blank canvas. You can
- 18:08Speaker 1: you can do whatever the fuck you want with that ship.
- 18:10Speaker 4: See Like, for as an influencer like myself, I use
- 18:12Speaker 4: I use TikTok more as like a weapon. Oh yeah,
- 18:16Speaker 4: an advertising weapon.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:18Speaker 4: I'm not on there strictly for content. I'm there to
- 18:20Speaker 4: promote my brand.
- 18:21Speaker 1: And you're a secret stealth Ninjah, You're like the Secret Service.
- 18:24Speaker 4: You're like a Pinkerton out exactly.
- 18:26Speaker 1: You know what I use as a weapon my mental health.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Oh that's good, weaponize my mental health. That's smarty exactly.
- 18:33Speaker 1: If I'm ever having some mental health shit, I just
- 18:35Speaker 1: fucking gaslight the ship out of someone.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Like when I when I like to think about content creation,
- 18:40Speaker 4: I think TikTok is like my AR fifteen and then
- 18:46Speaker 4: my brand and my products. That's the ammunition that I'm
- 18:52Speaker 4: loading into the AR fifteen, and I'm just spraying all
- 18:55Speaker 4: over the internet. Instagram's like like, oh I am mass
- 18:58Speaker 4: shooting on the Internet. But Instagram's are Bowie knife. It's
- 19:01Speaker 4: like you can get in with fucking real close with
- 19:03Speaker 4: the Instagram nice in person.
- 19:05Speaker 1: And I think your Twitter is kind of your glock
- 19:07Speaker 1: on your hip that if she ever gets crazy. Fucking
- 19:10Speaker 1: mister and missus Smith.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Like Magnum though, yeah, oh yeah, I'm quick with it.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Yeah, he's quick with his Twitter, but TikTok is his
- 19:18Speaker 1: ar t Yeah, bump stock, fucking reverse grip, fucking M
- 19:23Speaker 1: four A one, fucking heavy. It looks like Cecario when
- 19:27Speaker 1: he's out there with that thing like in Car. Have
- 19:32Speaker 1: you ever seen Sacari?
- 19:34Speaker 4: Yes? I actually have? Have you?
- 19:35Speaker 1: I think it's the one it's like in Spanish and ship?
- 19:40Speaker 1: Is that the one about like the cartel? Yeah?
- 19:41Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Very vivid and dee. Well people are really getting getting
- 19:46Speaker 1: to watch it on a plane the other day. Actually,
- 19:48Speaker 1: you just watched the Car probably a month ago.
- 19:49Speaker 4: Yeah. Really, that's the one where they're like they like
- 19:52Speaker 4: they bring in like the CIA agents. Well they have
- 19:55Speaker 4: the M M for a one four group. It's like
- 19:57Speaker 4: the what does it have to do with the movie?
- 20:00Speaker 4: Now you're thrown? Now you're losing me.
- 20:01Speaker 1: It's a sweet gun that they have in the movie.
- 20:04Speaker 4: But the M four A one is not a reliable
- 20:06Speaker 4: weapon at all with the four constantly jams. The fore
- 20:13Speaker 4: grip is a horrible grip.
- 20:15Speaker 1: No, dude, it's fucking sick super tight. Oh and it's
- 20:22Speaker 1: super tight.
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- 20:54Speaker 1: How about that mentalist reading my mind?
- 20:56Speaker 4: That was scary, dude, And I watched it back many times,
- 21:00Speaker 4: and uh, I couldn't find anything.
- 21:02Speaker 1: No, it tells by me. No.
- 21:03Speaker 4: Someone someone commented and said that he had like a
- 21:05Speaker 4: fake thumb marker. But then I watched it back, and
- 21:09Speaker 4: it wouldn't even have mattered.
- 21:10Speaker 1: If you had that a fake thumb marker.
- 21:13Speaker 4: Like like they thought that like his thumb had like
- 21:16Speaker 4: a like a little dot right here, like like a
- 21:18Speaker 4: little thing that goes over your thumb where it's just
- 21:20Speaker 4: like you can like write with his thumb really fast. Yeah,
- 21:23Speaker 4: but it would it wouldn't have been possible. It wouldn't
- 21:24Speaker 4: have been possible.
- 21:25Speaker 1: He's a mind reader.
- 21:27Speaker 4: But I don't understand the the Jeff, how did it?
- 21:29Speaker 4: How was it in the wallet? How when did it
- 21:32Speaker 4: get there?
- 21:32Speaker 1: Maybe there's other stuff in the wallet.
- 21:34Speaker 4: He's just got a b list of names in there.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Maybe he's just gotta just tons of names and different
- 21:38Speaker 1: compartments of his wallet.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Now, I I think he's like, it's black magic black yeah,
- 21:47Speaker 4: white man, black magic from a white man. Dude, he's playing,
- 21:51Speaker 4: he's getting risky business.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dangerous.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the devil.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Brandon Odd did not like it.
- 21:57Speaker 4: No, they didn't like it at all.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some people don't like that. That occult ship.
- 22:02Speaker 4: Dude, it was freaking welcome it. I welcome it too.
- 22:04Speaker 4: I would I would like to see him come in
- 22:05Speaker 4: and do it two hours of that.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 22:07Speaker 4: Or he a show?
- 22:09Speaker 1: Definitely, he has shows.
- 22:10Speaker 4: We should go to a show.
- 22:11Speaker 1: I would.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Is he in New York tonight? Skip a dozen dot
- 22:15Speaker 4: see doctor Oz live. That's what his name is, O's right,
- 22:21Speaker 4: o z o z?
- 22:23Speaker 1: No, it's O's.
- 22:25Speaker 4: I think he said his name was O's.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:27Speaker 4: Oh's the mentalist.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Kanye would not have liked him. No, Oh's pearlman.
- 22:34Speaker 4: What what do you what is a mentalist? I think
- 22:37Speaker 4: a mind reader.
- 22:38Speaker 1: I think some ship like that. Yeah, they tell you
- 22:40Speaker 1: what you're thinking type of thing.
- 22:41Speaker 4: I don't know if i'd want to like be around
- 22:42Speaker 4: that guy, like like, how do you how are your
- 22:45Speaker 4: friends with that dude? He's just reading your mind constantly.
- 22:49Speaker 4: I don't know you did even want to come here?
- 22:51Speaker 4: Did you? And don't lie to me because I can
- 22:53Speaker 4: read your fucking mind.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Jesus, do you like your gift?
- 22:59Speaker 4: Yeah? You don't. We've been over this. I'm reading your mind.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Don't lie to me.
- 23:06Speaker 1: This is my favorite recipe. I've worked very hard on
- 23:11Speaker 1: this dish.
- 23:12Speaker 4: I mean, dude, that's kind of probably really simplifies things.
- 23:17Speaker 4: I tried to I tried to look it up to
- 23:19Speaker 4: how he does it. I tried to look up doctor
- 23:21Speaker 4: oh is exposed. I looked up oh and it.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Really just turns out that he doesn't actually live in Pennsylvania.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Yeah, and I looked up oh's the mentalist explained. Nothing
- 23:31Speaker 4: came up.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously he's gonna scrub the end.
- 23:34Speaker 4: He didn't even come up. He doesn't exist. Here's a
- 23:37Speaker 4: thinking of your imagination.
- 23:38Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 23:39Speaker 4: Yes?
- 23:40Speaker 1: Should I have lied to him about what the number was? No?
- 23:43Speaker 4: Because I bet he has that all the time.
- 23:44Speaker 1: What liars?
- 23:45Speaker 4: I bet he doesn't do the number one like on stage?
- 23:48Speaker 1: Why?
- 23:48Speaker 4: Because it'd be so easy for someone to be like
- 23:50Speaker 4: because I mean, think about how many people go to
- 23:52Speaker 4: you probably did this when you went to your magic show.
- 23:54Speaker 4: How many people go to magic shows, and or the
- 23:56Speaker 4: entire time they're like, I'm gonna fuck this guy up,
- 23:58Speaker 4: I'm gonna ruin.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Why would I I could see you doing it, not
- 24:01Speaker 1: at all.
- 24:02Speaker 4: The guy came in and he was number thirty one. Nope,
- 24:06Speaker 4: it was.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Because a big smile on my face, because that's looked
- 24:09Speaker 1: at me.
- 24:10Speaker 4: I was just sitting there and he looks at me
- 24:11Speaker 4: and he goes, you are You're hiding a lot of secrets.
- 24:14Speaker 1: And it's right, truly, why dude, you are? And he
- 24:19Speaker 1: was like, you're an open book and a straight shooter.
- 24:20Speaker 1: And I bet I could read your brain. I didn't
- 24:23Speaker 1: like read my brain.
- 24:24Speaker 4: I was just sitting there. He was like, you would lie.
- 24:27Speaker 4: I wouldn't lie. I love that kind of shit. No
- 24:29Speaker 4: you don't, Yes I do. No, you don't, Yes I do.
- 24:31Speaker 4: I would say, that's probably one of your secrets. What
- 24:33Speaker 4: was it thirty one or seventy one? Seventy one and
- 24:36Speaker 4: you started at thirty one. No, he made that up.
- 24:38Speaker 4: Oh he made that up.
- 24:39Speaker 1: He was wrong and then he realized he was wrong
- 24:41Speaker 1: as he was about to say thirty one, and then
- 24:44Speaker 1: I kind of tipped it off. It was close to
- 24:45Speaker 1: sixty nine. He probably saw me thinking the one.
- 24:50Speaker 4: How would he say? How would he have saw that,
- 24:52Speaker 4: seen that?
- 24:53Speaker 1: I don't know how else? How else would you do?
- 24:56Speaker 4: Dude? I like it's gonna I'm gonna be up at
- 24:57Speaker 4: nights and not thinking about this. Why because I just
- 24:59Speaker 4: don't understand how how the card got into the wall.
- 25:02Speaker 4: Just accept that God's real, dude, that's fine. I just
- 25:05Speaker 4: I think the devil has to be real for this
- 25:07Speaker 4: to be a real thing.
- 25:08Speaker 1: What's devilish about this? He brought magic, he brought joy.
- 25:10Speaker 1: There's nothing black about this magic. And I don't know
- 25:12Speaker 1: why you're associating black.
- 25:13Speaker 4: With bad dark magic.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Dark's bad.
- 25:17Speaker 4: It's not bad, dude, it's just the dark hearts. There's
- 25:20Speaker 4: You just said it's the devil there created by Satan.
- 25:22Speaker 1: I said it was God. I said that this is
- 25:24Speaker 1: I know.
- 25:24Speaker 4: What I'm telling you, that dark magic, black magic. Whatever
- 25:27Speaker 4: you want to say.
- 25:27Speaker 1: I don't want to say either. I think that this
- 25:30Speaker 1: guy's an angel. I think this guy is Michael the Archangel,
- 25:33Speaker 1: all right, dude, Uh what els you don't agree? What
- 25:39Speaker 1: you don't agree? I was going to say something.
- 25:40Speaker 4: I decided to not say it dark.
- 25:46Speaker 1: The way you're laughing, he makes it seem like I
- 25:48Speaker 1: was trying to think of another way that I could
- 25:49Speaker 1: say dark or black.
- 25:51Speaker 4: But it wasn't going to be it was. It wasn't
- 25:54Speaker 4: going to be that.
- 25:55Speaker 1: I know exactly which path you were going. I don't
- 25:57Speaker 1: know where I was going down, but I said, hey,
- 25:59Speaker 1: you know what, not today, not today.
- 26:02Speaker 4: That's not a bad that's not a good idea. Uh No,
- 26:04Speaker 4: but it is dark magic, right, it's the evil magic.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was in a time when racism was cool,
- 26:09Speaker 1: and it's not cool anymore.
- 26:10Speaker 4: It isn't it's bad. And now let's get into our
- 26:12Speaker 4: another let's next, our next advertisement. If you sign up
- 26:16Speaker 4: for the anti Racism campaign and you use Code's son.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Did you vote today?
- 26:21Speaker 7: No?
- 26:21Speaker 4: I didn't vote. Why because that's lame, dude. I'm a millennial.
- 26:25Speaker 4: We don't vote. We're cool, dude, No, you're not. Your
- 26:28Speaker 4: gen Z gen Z do. Gen Z doesn't vote. All
- 26:30Speaker 4: we do is watch TikTok and talk to your aws.
- 26:34Speaker 1: All gen Z does is put on a skirt. That
- 26:36Speaker 1: doesn't match with the shirt, and then where.
- 26:37Speaker 4: They I wake up? One day I'm a girl, one
- 26:41Speaker 4: day I'm a boy. I got time to vote. Now
- 26:44Speaker 4: you're on your matt wash. You think I got time
- 26:47Speaker 4: to be voting? What am I going to vote for? So?
- 26:49Speaker 4: What is a woman?
- 26:52Speaker 1: If you're so sure, explain it to me.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Did you vote? God?
- 26:56Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, I'm disenfranchised.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Due one of my buddies, who my buddy who is
- 27:01Speaker 4: in Denver Bow, he decided to vote and I was like,
- 27:04Speaker 4: you didn't even vote for the presidential election, and he
- 27:06Speaker 4: was like, actually, I would argue that this is more important.
- 27:08Speaker 4: And then I found out that he was because in
- 27:10Speaker 4: Denver they're voting for like the legalization of psychedelics.
- 27:13Speaker 1: So that's what that is what gets people out.
- 27:15Speaker 4: Throw some drugs in the mix, and the Denver fools
- 27:17Speaker 4: are going to be running to the polls. I think
- 27:19Speaker 4: it's anywhere.
- 27:20Speaker 1: If you just put weed on the ballot, like you'd
- 27:22Speaker 1: have lines around the block only reason people vote. There'd
- 27:25Speaker 1: be no voter fraud or anything like that. People are
- 27:27Speaker 1: dead serious about drugs and you just have to have
- 27:29Speaker 1: a new drug every four years that people are putting
- 27:32Speaker 1: on there isn't.
- 27:32Speaker 4: I mean in Portland, it's like heroin is legal, right,
- 27:35Speaker 4: they just legalized everything in Portland.
- 27:37Speaker 1: And dude, Minneapolis is the new Portland, is it? People
- 27:39Speaker 1: used to talk about Portland like, Oh, Portland's the last
- 27:42Speaker 1: bastion of fucking liberalism or whatever. Dude, I think Minneapolis
- 27:45Speaker 1: is it now? Minneapolis is fucking.
- 27:48Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Ah, maybe, Well why do you say, why do you disagree?
- 27:54Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you stayed in the fucking mall the entire time, Bro,
- 27:57Speaker 1: You're a corporate chill.
- 27:58Speaker 4: The mall might be the most diverse place on Earth.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Minneapolis might be the most diverse place I might be.
- 28:03Speaker 1: It's like it's like half the population Somali.
- 28:06Speaker 4: Yeah, It'srits, yeah, Doe. Yeah, they got a bunch of
- 28:11Speaker 4: fun pirates running around.
- 28:13Speaker 1: It's so diverse. He's fucking sweet ass pirates. Dude.
- 28:19Speaker 4: Damn, I'm coming down with something.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I know you need to be taken out back and shot.
- 28:23Speaker 1: I know it's because you're probably do with myself. You
- 28:28Speaker 1: were about to shoot yourself after that, after that ugly
- 28:30Speaker 1: ass video of he was popping up on everybody's phone. Yeah,
- 28:33Speaker 1: I don't know what was with I've never seen someone
- 28:34Speaker 1: threaten s so.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Much, threatened to kill myself.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Yeah you were threatening s.
- 28:38Speaker 4: Yeah I was.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Thankfully you didn't do it.
- 28:41Speaker 4: No, I mean I was busting balls. You can bust balls, dude.
- 28:46Speaker 4: I feel like you're losing You're losing track of what's
- 28:48Speaker 4: busting balls and what isn't.
- 28:49Speaker 1: I feel like I bust balls more than anyone else
- 28:51Speaker 1: can get called out for it, and everyone's like you're
- 28:53Speaker 1: you're a dark soul. Deep dad, I'll just bust balls
- 28:57Speaker 1: and be like, you're actually a bad person. I don't
- 28:59Speaker 1: have I don't have getting flack license to bust balls,
- 29:02Speaker 1: just like anybody else, black bro, I get flack all
- 29:05Speaker 1: the time. Not like me.
- 29:06Speaker 4: I got a whole flack jack. I get more flat
- 29:08Speaker 4: than anybody.
- 29:08Speaker 1: No, dude, I get flack.
- 29:10Speaker 4: I do sometimes look at other people in the office
- 29:12Speaker 4: and I'm like, I couldn't do it, glad.
- 29:14Speaker 1: I'm not that I'd be smashing the in terms of
- 29:18Speaker 1: shit that people get. Of course, I get a lot
- 29:20Speaker 1: of shit. I gotta be top five of everyone. Yeah, No,
- 29:25Speaker 1: I just have a lot of people that like me
- 29:27Speaker 1: as well. No, I think that there's no way your
- 29:29Speaker 1: top five you don't think I can see how it
- 29:31Speaker 1: feels that way.
- 29:32Speaker 4: I think the case race, if you add up all
- 29:33Speaker 4: the comments from the Case Race, I gotta be like
- 29:35Speaker 4: top three. No, I mean, Dave's got to be number
- 29:38Speaker 4: I guess it. Yeah, guess it's different. Dave's got to
- 29:39Speaker 4: be number one.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Because he's the biggest and he's the goat.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Who else? I guess we probably shouldn't do this. What
- 29:46Speaker 4: are we doing? What are I thinking? This is bad? Yeah,
- 29:48Speaker 4: let's rank who gets the most hate in the office. Yeah,
- 29:50Speaker 4: and then called Dave number one? What the fuck am
- 29:53Speaker 4: I thinking?
- 29:53Speaker 1: Well, at least you can say, but I got mashed
- 29:55Speaker 1: potato brand right now, dude, I'm not all there. You
- 29:58Speaker 1: know that Dave is number one, and that's the only
- 30:00Speaker 1: one you can say because he's big enough and rich
- 30:02Speaker 1: enough that it doesn't it shouldn't bother him. No, everybody
- 30:05Speaker 1: else down the list probably doesn't even get paid enough
- 30:08Speaker 1: for how much shit they take. Like if you think
- 30:10Speaker 1: in your mind of whoever you think is like number two, Ria,
- 30:13Speaker 1: Marty or whatever.
- 30:16Speaker 4: Now, now we gotta cut this whole segment. Oh, I
- 30:19Speaker 4: mean they just restarted. Let's just restart. They know they
- 30:22Speaker 4: get a.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Lot of shit I mean it's it's not it's very
- 30:24Speaker 1: very unfair, but like they probably don't get paid enough
- 30:27Speaker 1: for as much shit as they get.
- 30:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't people
- 30:32Speaker 4: are mean online, Yeah am I. When we get into
- 30:39Speaker 4: the money thing, I started sort of thinking about myself
- 30:42Speaker 4: and I was like, I get paid enough for having
- 30:43Speaker 4: ship that.
- 30:44Speaker 1: I you probably do.
- 30:46Speaker 4: Who cares, dude, Money's not real. You know, it's real
- 30:48Speaker 4: spending time with your boys. It is the want to
- 30:50Speaker 4: see that doesn't liven't see me in Baltimore this weekend?
- 30:53Speaker 4: Are you gonna have to shows a magic night of comedy?
- 30:56Speaker 4: God damn front road tickets. You're part of a TikTok.
- 31:01Speaker 4: I can't wait to be at mcgooby's this weekend.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Maybe your front row mcgoobies and SaaS that put you
- 31:05Speaker 1: in some crowd work man, have a good answer if
- 31:08Speaker 1: you ask you what people could have that set you
- 31:13Speaker 1: up for a good collogist, Yes, yes, yes, President of
- 31:17Speaker 1: the United States.
- 31:18Speaker 4: I had stayed so I'd say, Joe, what you what
- 31:21Speaker 4: the hell are you doing?
- 31:23Speaker 1: Sleepy ass doing your old bastard.
- 31:26Speaker 4: It's a PM, it's past your bedtime. That would have
- 31:30Speaker 4: the fucking Baltimore crowd going nuts? Did Baltimore crowds get rowdy?
- 31:34Speaker 4: Have you guys ever tried crack? Tickets actually are flying
- 31:37Speaker 4: like goddamn hotcakes, like cracking Baltimore. Yeah, yeah, the tickets
- 31:42Speaker 4: are flying out of the shelves.
- 31:43Speaker 1: You should watch them wire Just so you have a
- 31:45Speaker 1: couple of references just an episode.
- 31:47Speaker 4: I usually I usually do my homework before I go places,
- 31:50Speaker 4: and I have a couple of lines that Have you
- 31:52Speaker 4: guys seen any Ravens game?
- 31:54Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 31:54Speaker 4: What's going on with those Ravens? Yeah?
- 31:58Speaker 1: Johns Hopkins is in Baltimore, dude, being a football. My
- 32:01Speaker 1: boy Josh Allen might be out of the closet.
- 32:05Speaker 4: No, Josh Allen's gay? Bro, Are you really going to
- 32:09Speaker 4: out your boy like that? But I feel like he's
- 32:11Speaker 4: way too cool to be gay. If Josh Allen was hurt,
- 32:14Speaker 4: I would that would be Probably. We were playing the
- 32:16Speaker 4: Vikings this weekend too a month? Is that what they're saying?
- 32:23Speaker 4: It's already out so I'm hearing now you're not hearing ship,
- 32:28Speaker 4: I swear, who did you hear it from?
- 32:31Speaker 2: What?
- 32:33Speaker 4: Big Cat?
- 32:34Speaker 1: I didn't, Bro?
- 32:35Speaker 4: Why did you just out my source? No way is
- 32:38Speaker 4: he really.
- 32:39Speaker 1: I mean he'll be back for the playoffs.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Dude, he's out for a month.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I think so.
- 32:43Speaker 4: No, he's not. How would big Cat know that it's not?
- 32:46Speaker 4: He has the number one sports podcast the world. Like
- 32:50Speaker 4: he like knew he got dragged with every NFL player.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Josh Allen's a recurring guest on his show. Is he really?
- 32:58Speaker 1: I think we're gonna we're gonna have to cut this. No, No,
- 33:01Speaker 1: probably who cares. We're a comedy podcast.
- 33:03Speaker 4: We're probably break like the biggest news in the NFL.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Josh's gay and he's out for a month. Yeah, he's
- 33:12Speaker 1: just gay for a month. He's out of the shops
- 33:16Speaker 1: right now. You better not be No, I am, I am.
- 33:19Speaker 1: He's not actually gay. He is out for a month, though,
- 33:22Speaker 1: Is he really? But he is not?
- 33:23Speaker 4: Is that why? Because that is that why they weren't
- 33:25Speaker 4: under Juggernaut on Big Heads Weekly Rankings. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Well,
- 33:31Speaker 4: if they lose Josh Allen, that's a pretty big.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Because they fucking lost this week to the Jets. Talk
- 33:35Speaker 1: about that, dude, Josh would be a nut if you
- 33:37Speaker 1: lost to THEE was hurt the last play Allen was
- 33:40Speaker 1: hurt the Jets.
- 33:42Speaker 4: I mean dude, the Jets suck. You should be a
- 33:45Speaker 4: Jets gave him that win.
- 33:47Speaker 1: No Jets rookie class is incredible.
- 33:49Speaker 4: I was there, dude. I was talking to the boys
- 33:51Speaker 4: on the sideline. I said, just give him one Look
- 33:53Speaker 4: at all these look at all these sad people, Look
- 33:55Speaker 4: at all these sad Jets fan They deserve one win.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Talking to the boys on the sidelines, that.
- 34:00Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I saw. I saw, dude. I went
- 34:03Speaker 4: up and then I came back. I went back down.
- 34:05Speaker 4: You know long did it take you to go out?
- 34:08Speaker 4: You know how that goes, dude.
- 34:09Speaker 1: It was like summoning everyone down to the side lines.
- 34:13Speaker 1: You went to the stadium for the hike.
- 34:14Speaker 4: I was in the nosebirds.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Yeah, because you asked so late for.
- 34:19Speaker 4: Late, and I asked for a lot of tickets. How
- 34:21Speaker 4: many did you get? Did you get ten? Shut the
- 34:24Speaker 4: fuck up?
- 34:24Speaker 1: Yeah you got four. Well, I said, I don't want
- 34:26Speaker 1: to I don't want anyone to sit I don't want
- 34:27Speaker 1: any Jets fans sit next to me.
- 34:29Speaker 4: I want to buy out the whole row.
- 34:31Speaker 1: The people you went with definitely weren't Bills fans. They're
- 34:33Speaker 1: probably like Brooklyn Comedy fans with green hair. They were
- 34:36Speaker 1: definitely just out there.
- 34:37Speaker 4: Like, first of all, I don't hang around with Brooklyn comics,
- 34:40Speaker 4: so I bet you do. Dude, I'm a Manhattan guy.
- 34:42Speaker 1: No, you idolize them.
- 34:44Speaker 4: You go there the Cometown boys. Is that what you're saying.
- 34:48Speaker 4: I didn't even have to say it.
- 34:51Speaker 8: Because you were.
- 34:52Speaker 4: You were about to say you you were.
- 34:53Speaker 1: That's probably how the mentalist read me. The Cometown Boys.
- 34:58Speaker 1: You saw the look on my face, and.
- 35:00Speaker 4: I said, fucking nick mulling all over it. Don't but
- 35:06Speaker 4: that near me? Rub my cold sore on the near
- 35:09Speaker 4: me again. Yeah, that should be my new self defense tactic,
- 35:19Speaker 4: just rubbing my cold sore and then going straight to
- 35:22Speaker 4: you with it. Used to, dude, I used to be
- 35:24Speaker 4: like the big thing when people pretend they'll lick their hand,
- 35:26Speaker 4: they like, look at I have the force, and then
- 35:28Speaker 4: they lick their hand and go near someone like, no, dude,
- 35:31Speaker 4: you're just fucking gross.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Well was that a big thing?
- 35:33Speaker 4: Maybe it was when I was in like second grade,
- 35:35Speaker 4: so you were probably but just graduated college.
- 35:38Speaker 1: Yeah, actually that probably makes it. That's probably like right off,
- 35:42Speaker 1: probably spot on.
- 35:43Speaker 4: How many years ago is it you were just settling
- 35:45Speaker 4: down in the city. I was. I think I was
- 35:49Speaker 4: in second grade and you just started at barstool.
- 35:51Speaker 1: That might be true.
- 35:52Speaker 4: No, how old are you? You're helping to do it?
- 35:54Speaker 4: You're thirteen years older than me.
- 35:57Speaker 1: How old are you? Yeah, I'm thirteen years older than you,
- 36:00Speaker 1: So yeah, that is actually right. So when I was
- 36:02Speaker 1: you were in sixth grade when I started a parstool.
- 36:05Speaker 4: No, oh no, no, no, no, that's not true, you dumbas.
- 36:12Speaker 4: I was like eight, that was like six How many
- 36:16Speaker 4: grades are there? Technically sixteen? It was ten years ago, sixteen.
- 36:20Speaker 4: You haven't been there, yeah, yeah, plus college. You weren't
- 36:23Speaker 4: in fucking you haven't worked here for ten years, you liar.
- 36:27Speaker 4: You were just started battling, though, No.
- 36:30Speaker 1: I've done that for more than ten years, bro, what
- 36:33Speaker 1: like fourteen? Yeah, I've been in the game, dude.
- 36:38Speaker 4: So you had already been battling. Oh yeah, oh no, no.
- 36:40Speaker 1: You yeah, yeah, at for forty years when I was
- 36:43Speaker 1: in second when I was in sixth grade. Yeah, so
- 36:45Speaker 1: I started when you were in second grade.
- 36:47Speaker 4: That's awesome. Yeah, I remember being in second grade watching
- 36:50Speaker 4: your shit.
- 36:51Speaker 1: When I was in right, because you was in diapers.
- 36:55Speaker 1: I remember showing my boys in second grade on my
- 36:57Speaker 1: iPod touch on my iPod. You popped out your binkie and.
- 37:02Speaker 4: I said, bro, I'm gonna do a show with this
- 37:04Speaker 4: guy one day. And they were like, no, you're not.
- 37:08Speaker 4: No you watch.
- 37:11Speaker 1: They said no, you're not, and you started crying and
- 37:13Speaker 1: went to your mom.
- 37:13Speaker 4: I know you want to hear some good news. My
- 37:16Speaker 4: rash is almost fully gone. I thought of your rash
- 37:19Speaker 4: the other day, after damn near three.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Months, I saw someone in the airport with your same rash. Really,
- 37:25Speaker 1: a woman walking through security. It was all over her
- 37:27Speaker 1: feet and shit like that. Oh, this reminds me of
- 37:30Speaker 1: my boy on my feet. This woman's leprosy reminds me
- 37:33Speaker 1: of my friend who has a fucking terminal illness. But
- 37:36Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty pumped about that you could finally start
- 37:39Speaker 1: going to the gym again. Yeah, no more allegians. Yeah,
- 37:42Speaker 1: allgion is a disgusting, disgusting word. The fact that you
- 37:46Speaker 1: just have a cut on your skin and you didn't get.
- 37:48Speaker 4: Cuts caused from just diseases. Yeah, syphilists and stuff probably
- 37:55Speaker 4: have sif bro well, syphilis can go all over your body, right.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:00Speaker 4: I think we've had this debate before and then it
- 38:01Speaker 4: ended up being chlamydia that gets in your eye, but
- 38:04Speaker 4: I believe syphilis goes all over your body.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Syphilis was one of the main killers during the Revolutionary War.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Was syphilis was fucking taking out people.
- 38:13Speaker 4: If you don't get syphilis care if you don't get
- 38:15Speaker 4: like you're taken care of within like three months, like
- 38:17Speaker 4: your brain will get infected. Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 1: It was taken out hundreds by the thousands. Yeah, that's crazy,
- 38:22Speaker 1: that's sick. I had syphilis in college.
- 38:25Speaker 4: No, yeah, I never got it. Taken care of Stewiet Clubhouse.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Now, I'm kidding, dude, I didn't No, no, no, no, no,
- 38:32Speaker 1: Stewiet Clubhouse. Just that little I'm kidding, dude. I did
- 38:34Speaker 1: not have syphilis, Yes, that little part. You know how
- 38:37Speaker 1: they say that.
- 38:37Speaker 4: I didn't have chlamydia though, didn't tell anyone either. I'm kidding.
- 38:48Speaker 4: I didn't have chlamydia. Bro, I feel like you're dialed
- 38:51Speaker 4: in right now for this dozen match. What do you
- 38:53Speaker 4: mean you nervous?
- 38:55Speaker 6: No?
- 38:55Speaker 4: You guys win every time. No, have you ever won?
- 38:58Speaker 4: We wont our.
- 38:59Speaker 1: We just beat Rank at the Frank Cats for the
- 39:01Speaker 1: first time. At the Hilly Show.
- 39:03Speaker 4: They're doing a lot of live shows. What's what's next? Boston,
- 39:06Speaker 4: Boston Ship, where you go. I'm not doing it. We're
- 39:10Speaker 4: not doing Boston. Really, why not?
- 39:13Speaker 1: They want to sing, They want us to do every
- 39:15Speaker 1: single one. Come on, you gotta work up, you gotta
- 39:18Speaker 1: build up some of the other talent.
- 39:19Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Does rock headline? Uh uh?
- 39:23Speaker 4: SmackDown and Monday.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Night Raw Ship?
- 39:27Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Only only SmackDown? Only SmackDown Rock only does SmackDown? Well,
- 39:32Speaker 1: rock and rock do anything anymore. We'll talk about the
- 39:35Speaker 1: fucking Attitude era, the o G Rock. I see, I'm
- 39:38Speaker 1: talking about the Attitude era.
- 39:40Speaker 4: Oh okay, now I get it.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Now you get it. Now you get going big Cat
- 39:43Speaker 1: Stone Cold on the Rock and then Chase Trish Stratus
- 39:51Speaker 1: the uh Stephen Cha is a vixen? So like, how
- 39:53Speaker 1: long are these things?
- 39:54Speaker 9: Like?
- 39:54Speaker 4: What should I be expecting? Are we gonna have a
- 39:55Speaker 4: couple couple of beers?
- 39:57Speaker 1: You're gonna have some beers. But I'm not drinking tonight?
- 40:00Speaker 1: Oh okay, not because of the dozen. I usually drink
- 40:02Speaker 1: before the dozen. But I'm just trying to take a
- 40:03Speaker 1: couple of days.
- 40:04Speaker 4: Off because you've had a couple of weeks. Huh. I
- 40:06Speaker 4: just can't stop drinking on drinking mode lately you talked
- 40:09Speaker 4: about my cocaine problem and really, but are you like
- 40:12Speaker 4: getting drunk. I've never seen you drunk before.
- 40:14Speaker 1: I just feel like I hold it, hold it together
- 40:16Speaker 1: pretty well.
- 40:17Speaker 4: Have you been drinking? Like, like, how many beers when
- 40:19Speaker 4: you when you say, oh, I drank last night, how
- 40:21Speaker 4: many beers? Is that?
- 40:22Speaker 1: Probably?
- 40:23Speaker 4: I mean like during these Philly streams and during.
- 40:25Speaker 1: These Philly streams, we probably do like four or five
- 40:27Speaker 1: shots of whistle whistle pig and then probably like four
- 40:31Speaker 1: or five high noons.
- 40:32Speaker 4: It's a lot of drinks.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Brother, I agree, and that's why I'm trying. And like,
- 40:35Speaker 1: I feel like I've been eating relatively healthy, not super healthy,
- 40:38Speaker 1: but I've been working out a decent amount and I'm
- 40:41Speaker 1: going downhill fast, and like the working out is not
- 40:43Speaker 1: enough just to stop the damn So maybe just a
- 40:46Speaker 1: couple of days just Tuesday off, Yeah, smart, come through
- 40:50Speaker 1: the dozen though you get drunk, you should get drunk
- 40:52Speaker 1: for both.
- 40:52Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna get drunk.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Why not?
- 40:54Speaker 4: I drink too much too, dude. I've come to the
- 40:57Speaker 4: conclusion I just can't stop myself, like when I'm when
- 40:59Speaker 4: I start, once I get going there's just no stopping
- 41:02Speaker 4: until like I physically can't drink anymore.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Damn, it's bad.
- 41:07Speaker 4: It ruins my weekend. Damn, you're a legend. No, it's
- 41:10Speaker 4: not good. Yeah. Like we started drinking at like seven
- 41:13Speaker 4: pm on Friday, went to a bar. I was outing
- 41:16Speaker 4: until like five in the morning, playing pool. No yeah,
- 41:18Speaker 4: and then I had to like stay. I didn't get
- 41:21Speaker 4: out of bed until seven pm the next day. Damn,
- 41:23Speaker 4: I was so hungover. And that's just like it happens
- 41:25Speaker 4: every weekend. I do the same thing every weekend. I'm
- 41:28Speaker 4: like pumped, I got some spots time. It's gonna be
- 41:30Speaker 4: fun spots. And just just find anyone to play pool with.
- 41:35Speaker 4: You're coming. I would go with a homeless person on
- 41:37Speaker 4: the street and then they're like and then I'm like, ah,
- 41:39Speaker 4: this is a blast. Let's drink for seven more hours.
- 41:43Speaker 4: So I gotta find i gotta start limiting myself, be
- 41:46Speaker 4: like all right, I feel good. No need to keep
- 41:48Speaker 4: drinking five beers every hour.
- 41:50Speaker 1: I'll go home and scroll for five more hours instead
- 41:52Speaker 1: of being out drinking for better more hours.
- 41:54Speaker 4: It's probably better, is it.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Yes, you ever have a beer next to your bed?
- 41:58Speaker 9: No?
- 41:59Speaker 1: Why not? For when you're like, as you're going for
- 42:03Speaker 1: the last five hours of scrolling, you don't drink while
- 42:05Speaker 1: you're scrolling.
- 42:06Speaker 4: No, I never have a beer when I go home.
- 42:08Speaker 4: That's psychotic. Why because I've already I've already reached my limit.
- 42:12Speaker 4: That's why I'm home. You don't like to just have
- 42:15Speaker 4: one when you get home. And then I get home
- 42:17Speaker 4: and I eat the worst thing I can possibly find
- 42:19Speaker 4: on Uber Eats, and then I wake up in the
- 42:21Speaker 4: morning and I'm like, dude, why am I gaining weight?
- 42:25Speaker 4: It's not the six thousand calories of beer I had yesterday.
- 42:28Speaker 4: I mixed down with the one thousand, five hundred calorie
- 42:32Speaker 4: cheese steak that I got when I got home.
- 42:34Speaker 1: It's impossible to eat healthy, and the only way to
- 42:37Speaker 1: live a long, healthy life is by eating like vegetables
- 42:40Speaker 1: and fish and not drinking. And all I eat is
- 42:42Speaker 1: fried food and meat and drink.
- 42:44Speaker 4: That the food is what is what destroys it for me.
- 42:47Speaker 1: The drinking, well it, He'll catch up to you.
- 42:50Speaker 4: The drinking's bad, but the food on top of it.
- 42:52Speaker 6: Dude.
- 42:52Speaker 4: Like when you're in a comedy club and you're just
- 42:54Speaker 4: putting down beers and then you're like oh, let's get
- 42:56Speaker 4: the double fried chicken tenders and the with the with
- 43:00Speaker 4: the French fries that are literally just air fried, and then
- 43:05Speaker 4: just shovel that into your body until you feel like
- 43:07Speaker 4: you're gonna explode.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Remember early on, like in uh TikTok, when they were like,
- 43:14Speaker 1: potatoes are a super food. No, they're like potatoes actually
- 43:18Speaker 1: have more nutrients than any other food, and people are
- 43:21Speaker 1: just like crushing fries like, oh, it's a fucking super food.
- 43:25Speaker 8: Dude.
- 43:26Speaker 4: I don't even like I've gotten to a point I
- 43:27Speaker 4: don't even like enjoy fried food anymore. Like I don't
- 43:30Speaker 4: want fried food. I want good food. But all you
- 43:32Speaker 4: do is eat it because it's just the most accessible thing.
- 43:35Speaker 1: That's why you should become a foodie. I know. But
- 43:37Speaker 1: I just can't cook in my kitchen, Dude, it's so
- 43:39Speaker 1: small fast foodie. I might be I might join one
- 43:44Speaker 1: of those uh box things that sounds terrible.
- 43:48Speaker 4: Where they just send you a box of food.
- 43:51Speaker 1: Just checking out. We don't have any sponsors like that. No, yeah,
- 43:54Speaker 1: that sounds terrible.
- 43:55Speaker 4: Really, I think that sounds good. Nick's doing one right now,
- 43:57Speaker 4: and he said it's really good.
- 43:58Speaker 1: Nick's eating box.
- 44:00Speaker 4: He's eating like keto box.
- 44:02Speaker 1: That's probably the way it taste here.
- 44:04Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there?
- 44:05Speaker 1: Pal?
- 44:06Speaker 4: We saw you the hockey game mark, So I know
- 44:07Speaker 4: you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named
- 44:09Speaker 4: after me, big dud, Pink Whitney. That's what I thought.
- 44:14Speaker 8: See it, fellas, I invented the thing.
- 44:16Speaker 1: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
- 44:19Speaker 4: You're damn dude, I can't stop sniffling.
- 44:21Speaker 1: I know, and you're getting it all over the micros
- 44:23Speaker 1: at all?
- 44:24Speaker 4: Is that from me?
- 44:25Speaker 1: You're getting snot?
- 44:26Speaker 4: And mighty, that's disgusting.
- 44:28Speaker 1: There's a pool of snot on your mic tip.
- 44:31Speaker 4: Oh dude, something's actually on this.
- 44:33Speaker 1: It looks like pre com dude, Switch them out, Switch
- 44:36Speaker 1: them out. It definitely came out of your nose. It
- 44:39Speaker 1: definitely is flex of spit from your fucking I'm gonna
- 44:43Speaker 1: throw up sloppy ass speaking style.
- 44:45Speaker 4: Gross, you.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Let me see it. Let me look at it now?
- 44:54Speaker 1: All right? Wellhy couldn't I see it?
- 44:56Speaker 4: We hop into the next segment.
- 44:57Speaker 1: How about the Phillies.
- 44:59Speaker 4: Yeah, let's talk Philly.
- 45:00Speaker 1: They lost the World Series and now I know how
- 45:02Speaker 1: are you feeling? I would have won forty thousand dollars
- 45:04Speaker 1: if they wont it, And now I got about the money, brother, yeah,
- 45:07Speaker 1: but about the pride. But now I think about it,
- 45:09Speaker 1: I would have loved to have that money.
- 45:10Speaker 4: He would have loved it. I would have too. Yeah.
- 45:12Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.
- 45:12Speaker 4: And you're gonna share it with the show? No, which
- 45:15Speaker 4: is generous.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Everybody thought I was gonna share it. So that's why
- 45:17Speaker 1: I'm happy I didn't win.
- 45:18Speaker 4: Why did people think you're gonna share it?
- 45:19Speaker 1: Everybody? Everybody thought in what we're in, what world would
- 45:23Speaker 1: you have shared? My sister thought I was going to
- 45:24Speaker 1: share it with the fuck what dude her?
- 45:27Speaker 4: To play your own bets? My wife thought I was
- 45:29Speaker 4: going to share it with No. No, no, that's not
- 45:30Speaker 4: how that was. Whats your own best?
- 45:32Speaker 1: This show?
- 45:33Speaker 4: Everybody at work, my family, Dude, I feel like that
- 45:36Speaker 4: mattress Mac didn't he win like seventy five million dollars?
- 45:39Speaker 1: Yeah, he bet twelve to win seventy five or some
- 45:41Speaker 1: shit like.
- 45:42Speaker 4: That's fucking insane. Yeah, what a piece of shit. He's
- 45:46Speaker 4: gonna fucking rie, He's gonna die. How does he have
- 45:50Speaker 4: so much money?
- 45:51Speaker 1: Mattresses and gambling, but probably mostly mattresses. He probably loses
- 45:54Speaker 1: that son of mine has twelve million dollars to throw
- 45:57Speaker 1: around because of mattresses. He's probably a billionaire.
- 46:00Speaker 4: That's fuck it. Looked it up said he's like three
- 46:02Speaker 4: hundred mil. But even if you're three hundred mil, throwing
- 46:05Speaker 4: around twelve mil is a lot of money. But he's
- 46:08Speaker 4: a gambler and he's gonna die. Why is he gonna
- 46:11Speaker 4: die because he's old? Well, do that seventy five mil
- 46:14Speaker 4: probably just bought him like a new everything he had.
- 46:17Speaker 4: Just get it. He could get a whole new body.
- 46:19Speaker 1: But if he had three hundred he could have already
- 46:20Speaker 1: had a whole new body.
- 46:24Speaker 4: This is like quick money. Probably I would take I
- 46:27Speaker 4: would take the seventy five and I would put it
- 46:28Speaker 4: on the bills. On Sunday, Dave Davis had any time touchdown.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Score, even with Josh Allen being with Josh Allen gay,
- 46:36Speaker 1: with Josh Allen throwing fucking tasses.
- 46:39Speaker 4: Did you see what they did to his arm?
- 46:40Speaker 1: Though?
- 46:41Speaker 4: They made his limp, they made his wrist limp. Yeah, dude,
- 46:45Speaker 4: that would hurt so bad.
- 46:47Speaker 1: And then he ended up throwing the fucking longest, longest
- 46:50Speaker 1: pass of the season. Seventy yards to gave Davis. Gabe
- 46:53Speaker 1: Davis just couldn't connect, unfortunately. But that last play, that
- 46:57Speaker 1: last play, I thought he was gonna catch it.
- 46:59Speaker 4: I did too.
- 46:59Speaker 1: I thought there was past interference on that place. There was,
- 47:01Speaker 1: just because I'm rooting for your guy, Gabe.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Gabe's good people. He reminds me of my buddy Pat Bev.
- 47:09Speaker 1: How about what he said about you, Yeah, that's family, dude.
- 47:12Speaker 1: He said that you had a dull faced and skinny wrists.
- 47:15Speaker 6: I know.
- 47:15Speaker 4: And he also said I was that crazy motherfucker. What
- 47:19Speaker 4: are you doing, brother? You busy?
- 47:21Speaker 1: Just got a text?
- 47:22Speaker 4: Am I taking you away from something? Yeah?
- 47:23Speaker 1: Just text for my wife. I wanted to make sure
- 47:25Speaker 1: there's not an emergency this time. Oh it looks like
- 47:29Speaker 1: there is an emergency. Oh there's a gunman at our
- 47:32Speaker 1: house and they need to finish it. Oft No, no, no,
- 47:35Speaker 1: can you just do one more out the gunman? K wait?
- 47:38Speaker 4: No, before you go?
- 47:39Speaker 1: Can?
- 47:39Speaker 4: This show is my top priority?
- 47:41Speaker 3: Dude.
- 47:41Speaker 4: I don't wan to sarve you do the shady rays ad,
- 47:42Speaker 4: so if you could just before you go.
- 47:44Speaker 1: They said that they're demanding the pin codes for all
- 47:47Speaker 1: of our passwords. It sucks all of our bank account
- 47:50Speaker 1: passwords are routing numbers.
- 47:53Speaker 4: Once you send them a pair of shady rays and say, hey,
- 47:56Speaker 4: I can't give you all of our money, but I
- 47:57Speaker 4: can give you something that's pretty good.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I give you something even more aboute Yeah, a promo code.
- 48:02Speaker 1: I give you a million dollars. But use these promo codes, right,
- 48:05Speaker 1: you make a million dollars. Yeah, and you could sell
- 48:08Speaker 1: those shady rays probably for about five hundred and six
- 48:10Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Can you trail her? Can you tail a Mattress Mack? Like,
- 48:14Speaker 4: does he tweet about his bets a lot or something?
- 48:17Speaker 4: I'm not gonna make you. I'm looking to make that
- 48:21Speaker 4: seventy five mil.
- 48:22Speaker 1: I told Tico that I had that bet on the
- 48:25Speaker 1: line and she was like.
- 48:26Speaker 4: Oh, can I still put one in?
- 48:28Speaker 1: I should have bet on the Astros at that that
- 48:31Speaker 1: at those odds.
- 48:32Speaker 4: You told her that you had that exactly that it
- 48:33Speaker 4: was a thousand dollars. No.
- 48:34Speaker 1: I told her, I I had a thousand to win
- 48:36Speaker 1: forty thousand, and she was like, it was like that
- 48:39Speaker 1: as the Astros were up three to two in the
- 48:41Speaker 1: World Series, and she was like, Oh, I should try
- 48:43Speaker 1: to put that in right now.
- 48:44Speaker 4: You should have just lied. I would have been lying
- 48:46Speaker 4: my ass off. If I was there, I never lie.
- 48:48Speaker 4: I would have been like, oh, I actually put it.
- 48:50Speaker 4: I also put five thousand for the Astros to win,
- 48:52Speaker 4: so it's actually it's a win win. I won two
- 48:54Speaker 4: hundred thousand.
- 48:55Speaker 1: Dollars to just feel good about myself.
- 48:57Speaker 4: We'll make other people feel bad or feel like jealous.
- 49:00Speaker 1: No, i'd feel I'd feel like a trader.
- 49:02Speaker 4: In that case. Who you're not You're trading to one
- 49:05Speaker 4: person and the internet your your enemy?
- 49:10Speaker 6: She is?
- 49:10Speaker 4: Are you guys like mortal enemies? You hate her?
- 49:13Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna something bad is gonna happen.
- 49:17Speaker 4: From your hands.
- 49:18Speaker 1: Not for my hint.
- 49:19Speaker 4: You're gonna pay someone.
- 49:21Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay anyone. I'm not going to orchestrate anything.
- 49:23Speaker 1: But the universe has a way of working those things.
- 49:25Speaker 4: She was like at them. She was on the parade,
- 49:28Speaker 4: she's on the float. Yeah.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Do you see a cop talking her because she's flashed pitty?
- 49:31Speaker 4: Yeah, she was flashing tittious.
- 49:33Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think that's funny. Though there are probably
- 49:37Speaker 1: nice family men and women out in that crowd, there's
- 49:39Speaker 1: probably children who never wanted to see a titty in
- 49:41Speaker 1: their life, and then they are forced to see a
- 49:44Speaker 1: titty at the hand.
- 49:45Speaker 4: At a young age. That'll probably shape their life drastically negatively. Yeah, negatively,
- 49:50Speaker 4: that's going to change the trajectory, trajectory of their life
- 49:54Speaker 4: in a lot of ways. Yeah, it would see titty
- 49:57Speaker 4: is that young.
- 49:57Speaker 1: No, it's going to ruin them. It's gonna fucking overexpose
- 50:01Speaker 1: their brains.
- 50:02Speaker 4: They're gonna be in better help for the next ten years.
- 50:04Speaker 4: They're gonna be seconds wondering if it's their fault.
- 50:08Speaker 1: Just because this groomer Tico, Texas is out there fucking
- 50:11Speaker 1: dangling her tits out for the fucking masses to see, yep,
- 50:15Speaker 1: along the parade route in fucking Houston, beautiful Houston.
- 50:19Speaker 4: It's not good, dude, it's bad news. I know.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Oh no, she's got when she gets arrested for showing
- 50:24Speaker 1: tit to crowd.
- 50:24Speaker 4: I think that did she get arrested?
- 50:26Speaker 1: She should it Probably just gave her a stern talking to.
- 50:29Speaker 1: But it's coming her way.
- 50:31Speaker 4: All right, man, Stuley Clubhouse, you know what to do.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Get this out there.
- 50:34Speaker 1: That's right along with the sass syphilist clip.
- 50:37Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, what those busting shops.
- 50:41Speaker 1: This ain't.
- 50:43Speaker 8: Straight shooting.
- 50:44Speaker 4: This is a straight shooting bro Tyler.
- 50:47Speaker 1: What other funny shit happened on our I feel like
- 50:49Speaker 1: there's something happened on our road trip that I fucking.
- 50:52Speaker 8: It was just two hours of Louisiana.
- 50:55Speaker 1: I guess you just had a long drive the wrong
- 50:57Speaker 1: airport the projects.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to the wrong airport.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Yeah, we drove back from Louisiana to Houston, and I'm
- 51:04Speaker 1: just putting an airport two hours away and it was
- 51:06Speaker 1: just the wrong airport. How far away was it from
- 51:08Speaker 1: the right one thirty five minutes or something. Wasn't that bad? Luckily,
- 51:12Speaker 1: I love to get to the airport early as fuck,
- 51:14Speaker 1: so we had plenty of time to drop off the rental.
- 51:16Speaker 4: What happened? Did you guys not have any time?
- 51:18Speaker 1: No, we have plenty of time. You never get to
- 51:20Speaker 1: the airport early, right, No, And this was the one time.
- 51:23Speaker 8: Two and a half hour drive to leave early.
- 51:26Speaker 1: But we were just talking the whole time, dude, just
- 51:28Speaker 1: having good conversation.
- 51:28Speaker 4: Time I've ever been with you. You get to the
- 51:30Speaker 4: airport like five minutes before the plane leaves.
- 51:32Speaker 1: I know I usually get to the airport as my
- 51:34Speaker 1: airports as my plane's boarding, especially if it's a home game,
- 51:38Speaker 1: if it's at like LaGuardia. Oh yeah, I'm waltzing through
- 51:41Speaker 1: Laguardi At the very last second.
- 51:43Speaker 4: When I flew out of Minneapolis, I got to the airport,
- 51:47Speaker 4: I was still in the car when the plane was
- 51:50Speaker 4: like there was like ten minutes left in boarding, and
- 51:52Speaker 4: I made it with so much time to spare because
- 51:54Speaker 4: the airport was like five minutes away from the hotel.
- 51:57Speaker 1: It's awesome.
- 51:58Speaker 4: It's the best feeling. Yeah, you don't even have to
- 52:01Speaker 4: sit down, you just walk right onto the plane.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Airports with trams are terrible, though. When you get to
- 52:08Speaker 1: an airport, it's just dumb as hell, or rental car
- 52:11Speaker 1: areas that are far away.
- 52:12Speaker 4: Dude, the what airport did I go to recently that
- 52:14Speaker 4: had that where I'd take a shuttle? I think it
- 52:16Speaker 4: was JFK. I had to take a shuttle.
- 52:17Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, this was like the other day.
- 52:20Speaker 4: This was very recently. It was like last week, two
- 52:22Speaker 4: weeks ago.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I probably had Lanta or some ship.
- 52:25Speaker 4: No, it was definitely New York. I'd take a bus
- 52:29Speaker 4: to where to like a different terminal.
- 52:32Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably just went to the wrong place.
- 52:33Speaker 4: No. It was like, if you're on, if you're in
- 52:35Speaker 4: these gates, you have to take this bus. And I
- 52:38Speaker 4: was fired up.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking I'm an airport, really, but you have
- 52:43Speaker 1: no patience and you hate waiting I do.
- 52:46Speaker 4: They say you gotta wait, and I say, that's okay.
- 52:48Speaker 4: There's a bomb in my bag by the way, it's
- 52:51Speaker 4: going to go off.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Maybe we could hurry this thing up. Yeah, take a boom,
- 52:57Speaker 1: you tell me. I also got sonic for the first time.
- 53:00Speaker 4: How was that gas?
- 53:01Speaker 1: Pretty good?
- 53:02Speaker 4: Was it gas?
- 53:03Speaker 1: Have you ever had it?
- 53:04Speaker 4: No? But I've just been wondering if it's gas or not.
- 53:06Speaker 1: He gave me gas. Bro, the fucking hala, Bro, your
- 53:13Speaker 1: mind's in the dozen right now.
- 53:15Speaker 4: I can tell what do you mean think I'm not focused.
- 53:16Speaker 4: I'm looking at you and I'm just seeing you. You're
- 53:18Speaker 4: running through you're running through equations. No, I'm not sure
- 53:21Speaker 4: or it's either that or the it's the mentalist, the
- 53:24Speaker 4: mentalist God to you. He probably put a fucking.
- 53:26Speaker 1: You think I'm not locked in right now, I'm extremely
- 53:29Speaker 1: locked in. I'm rifling through topics. What else happened this week?
- 53:32Speaker 4: What else? What else?
- 53:33Speaker 1: I'm fucking rifling through shit.
- 53:35Speaker 4: I feel like we're feeling more pressured right now because
- 53:36Speaker 4: we have so many ads, and we have to make
- 53:38Speaker 4: this episode longer than usual because we have so many ads.
- 53:41Speaker 1: I know, and we need that sweet sweet retention from
- 53:44Speaker 1: our viewers, I know, but we also want to satisfy
- 53:46Speaker 1: our advertisers. Yeah, it's a real Sophie's choice.
- 53:50Speaker 4: I'm all about satisfying the advertisers. I don't know where
- 53:53Speaker 4: the money goes. Not to me, that's for sure. Yeah,
- 53:58Speaker 4: here somehow getting poorer, making I gotta actually just got demoted.
- 54:02Speaker 4: They're paying me less. He got he got moved down
- 54:06Speaker 4: to the mail room. Yeah, they're paying me in gift
- 54:08Speaker 4: cards again.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Sassa is just sorting out Dave's bomb threats.
- 54:13Speaker 4: I asked for a raise again, and they threw me. Uh,
- 54:16Speaker 4: they threw me a Yak Christmas sweater medium size medium.
- 54:20Speaker 1: They gave you a thinky one, and.
- 54:22Speaker 4: They said you could probably stretch this out fit into it.
- 54:24Speaker 1: You've been stretching your paycheck all this time. See if
- 54:26Speaker 1: you could stretch out this sweat or fatty.
- 54:28Speaker 4: I actually still haven't asked for a raise again. I'm
- 54:31Speaker 4: thinking about it soon, though. Yeah, I say, hey, let's
- 54:34Speaker 4: be real, guys, what the fuck is going it's.
- 54:37Speaker 1: The sass Man. Yeah, it's me, baby. Come on, guys,
- 54:41Speaker 1: you know you're talking to E.
- 54:43Speaker 4: It's big sassy E.
- 54:44Speaker 1: Let's talk financials and this time I'm not playing exactly.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Bring out your calculator because we're gonna be doing some maths.
- 54:53Speaker 1: Did you see that Dave's coming out with the watch?
- 54:55Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I'm pumped to see that.
- 54:56Speaker 1: I feel like he heard us talking about coming out with
- 54:59Speaker 1: milk last week, and I know I need to come
- 55:02Speaker 1: out with something even more clever than bloody or white
- 55:06Speaker 1: Russian mix and that.
- 55:08Speaker 4: Is good, dude. Someone hit me up this weekend and
- 55:09Speaker 4: they were like, I'm at a bar right now and
- 55:11Speaker 4: they have like someone dm me a video and they
- 55:13Speaker 4: zoomed in and they just have white like someone had
- 55:16Speaker 4: white Russian mixes, and it's just it's just glasses of milk. Yeah,
- 55:19Speaker 4: and it says like white Russian.
- 55:21Speaker 1: They do it for eggnog too. They'll come in like
- 55:23Speaker 1: glass bottles of eggnog. Yeah, and it costs like twenty
- 55:26Speaker 1: dollars because it's a glass bottle, and you can return
- 55:28Speaker 1: the glass bottle for like three bucks.
- 55:30Speaker 4: Yeah. It's fucking crazy.
- 55:31Speaker 1: We can seriously up charge for the glass bottle. I
- 55:34Speaker 1: think we actually got to do it. Yeah, I don't
- 55:37Speaker 1: know how we get how we get this done.
- 55:38Speaker 4: I don't know who we would talk to, gaz E.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Maybe you bring it up in your negotiation.
- 55:44Speaker 4: Bro, I don't have a negotiation for like at least
- 55:46Speaker 4: another year.
- 55:47Speaker 1: We can't wait that long. This by the holidays.
- 55:49Speaker 4: I'm waiting, dude.
- 55:50Speaker 1: I want to show my I want to show my patience.
- 55:52Speaker 1: You want to show your loyalty, my loyalty to the brands? Yes, dude,
- 55:56Speaker 1: I love the brand.
- 55:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, dude, if Dave gives me one of his
- 55:59Speaker 4: walks is I'll throw away my foot bit and I'll
- 56:02Speaker 4: be a I'll be a what is it called brick watch. Yeah,
- 56:04Speaker 4: I'll be a brick watch man for life. Break your
- 56:06Speaker 4: fit with brick watch. Yeah. No, dude, I'm pumped. I'm
- 56:10Speaker 4: happy for him.
- 56:11Speaker 1: I like the one with the white bezel.
- 56:14Speaker 4: Yeah, that was nice.
- 56:15Speaker 1: I feel like that goes with anything. It does it really,
- 56:18Speaker 1: it could dress up a suit, I think. I'm I
- 56:20Speaker 1: think that was some That was some balls beachwear. Bro,
- 56:29Speaker 1: throw me in a brick watch with some some balls
- 56:31Speaker 1: beach wear. Sipping on a transfusion.
- 56:37Speaker 4: Talking about a day in paradise.
- 56:38Speaker 1: I like to mix my transfusion with some pink Whitney though,
- 56:41Speaker 1: me too, that's how much I love the brand.
- 56:43Speaker 4: It's underrated.
- 56:44Speaker 1: I like to throw my ugly quick Christmas sweater, some balls,
- 56:47Speaker 1: beach wear shorts, transfusion, mix with the pink Whitney and
- 56:52Speaker 1: throw them some shape some mean girls in the background. Yeah,
- 56:55Speaker 1: now we're talking. So now we've got a party on
- 56:59Speaker 1: our hands. Dude, you should come up with a mean
- 57:01Speaker 1: Girls theme song the same way you got one for
- 57:03Speaker 1: Shit for Shady Rays.
- 57:06Speaker 4: Dune and mean Girls.
- 57:10Speaker 1: What is that? Something like that?
- 57:11Speaker 4: I don't know, like the fucking mean Girls sounds like
- 57:16Speaker 4: something dude, Sin Who are you stealing from sinfe Yeah?
- 57:21Speaker 4: My friends, No, but there's no Oh yeah, I was
- 57:23Speaker 4: that what it was?
- 57:24Speaker 1: I just did both? What's another? What's another sitcom?
- 57:27Speaker 4: That seventies show freaking freaking mean girls? How does the
- 57:34Speaker 4: freaking geeks one go? Just a song?
- 57:38Speaker 1: I'm a very freaking yeah that you.
- 57:42Speaker 4: I'm a freaking freaking geek.
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- 58:22Speaker 4: Gotta go to fucking hell's kitchen. Huh. I haven't been
- 58:26Speaker 4: back in the kitchen? And is that where it is
- 58:28Speaker 4: fortnit fiftieth Street or whatever? Fifty sixth Fuck? Oh, it's
- 58:32Speaker 4: a bad area. That's a dangerous area.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably for you. You probably just kind of smile,
- 58:38Speaker 1: old hood your little coffee slat out of your hand
- 58:40Speaker 1: every morning.
- 58:40Speaker 4: I don't drink coffee. You know that. I don't drink
- 58:42Speaker 4: red Bull and Celsius.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Why is that. Why do you drink a man? Why
- 58:45Speaker 1: do you drink that? Those weird ass manufactured.
- 58:48Speaker 4: Because I can't drink coffee, I'll give me a panic attack, but.
- 58:51Speaker 1: These probably give you low key panic attacks at all.
- 58:53Speaker 4: These make me feel sharp, good, healthy, speed to on metabolism.
- 58:58Speaker 4: If you get a code, if you go to Celsius
- 59:01Speaker 4: dot com.
- 59:02Speaker 1: No, I've put this for Bryce Hall. Pair this with
- 59:05Speaker 1: the other Bryce Hall clip that you had. Oh you know,
- 59:08Speaker 1: I'm drinking Annie's, I'm drinking Primes. I'm drinking Why are
- 59:10Speaker 1: you putting it all together? Also, I feel like if
- 59:13Speaker 1: you drink this, it's beating up your metabolism. Just means
- 59:16Speaker 1: that you poop sand like you'll it'll probably like.
- 59:19Speaker 4: Just I have to take a ship right now. And
- 59:23Speaker 4: you're yawning, Wow, seems like these are working really well.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Like I've had too many rains. It seems like.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Rain just sped up your fucking I think I've had
- 59:30Speaker 1: too many fucking any energies, Dude, I'm freaking out.
- 59:34Speaker 4: Going to the hospital because you oat because you're overdosing
- 59:37Speaker 4: on Logan Paul energies. What the fuck was in that prime? Dude?
- 59:43Speaker 4: Getting like a class action two milligrams of caffeine.
- 59:46Speaker 9: You see Logan went to bat for the stool and stars, No,
- 59:50Speaker 9: I did Prime.
- 59:50Speaker 4: It sounds like Logan.
- 59:52Speaker 9: Uh, you have a video with Jake with Jake's Prime
- 59:56Speaker 9: whatever drink it is. I he had to blow out
- 59:57Speaker 9: all the logos and Jake was pissed and he's throw
- 1:00:00Speaker 9: and sit at him and Mike. During like the last podcast,
- 1:00:03Speaker 9: He's like, hey, I'm a barstool ambassador, man, I have
- 1:00:05Speaker 9: to follow the rules like.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Jac Logan's an ambassador. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Logan is
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Logan is why we all are in the poorhouse because
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Logan is making like seven hundred I saw him running
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: out of the office with money stuffed in his T shirt,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: laughing like a Batman villain.
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: I gotta get myself one of those deals. How are
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: you gonna get it? I don't know.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: I gotta figure something out. You got it for a
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: nice seven hundred mili deal. You gotta leverage your situation
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: per year. You stop leveraging, dude. You need to start
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: leveraging your situation against other situations.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: I don't need to leverage. Bro.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Hey, I know I know you want me to work
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: for you, but sorry, I work at barstool.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: Right now, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna start pitching myself
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: other places. Yeah, just so I can get offers and
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: then come back to ars. Amazon just ordered me eight
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: hundred million dollars a.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Year for talking about Gill Wallow.
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: Play for talking about Gillian Wallow. We should just become
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: a Gillion Wallow review podcast where we watch their episodes
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: and we react to them.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: It would probably do numbies, it would, it would.
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: It would be like the biggest It would be the
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: second biggest hip hop podcast in the world. Just white
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: dudes talking about you ever seen those accounts that just
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: react to songs O.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: That, songs that they've never heard before. Those are awesome.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: Those are awesome, and for some reason they're so entertaining.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: I plan, if I ever have kids, to keep them
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: in the dark about all good music until they get
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: their YouTube page and then so they can always just
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: be like this, Phil Collins is crazy.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: Or if you just have like an old person in
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: a family, you can just be like my dying grandfather
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: reacts to Drake's new album just go ah, this is
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: pretty good. It's like seven hundred billion views.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: My dying grandfather looks at high heels.
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: Yeah, what are these? I've never seen why spiky? It
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: looks like it's.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Knife.
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: Have you listened to the New Drizz the New Aubrey
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: like ten times? Really? I didn't listen to it. Why not?
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: I'm off the Aubrey right now. Why I'm back on
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: the Elliott Smith.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: Oh it is the season is Yeah, but Aubrey, I mean.
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: I'd say make perfect. I don't know the words.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Is that Elliot Smith's song? Yeah, follow me downs to
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: the Rose Parade?
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: Elliot Smith is so good. It's a shame that he
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: was murdered.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Who killed him?
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: His girl? Happens for the best of us.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: No, he got reversed pastorist.
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: Now he killed himself? Oh really yeah? Yeah, but there's
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: some theories that he that he got murdered, and it
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: doesn't The theories are not good.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Oh, he's something around you.
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: I love Juless.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: That's song as actually about the city of Los Angeles.
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: Really, I don't fucking know. I'm big. I'm back on
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: the Elliot Smith and I'm back on the Springsteen and
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: I'm oh, I've never been back as hard as I
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: am on the Dylan right now?
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: What about chili Peppers? You don't funk with Chili Peppers.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: I like the Chili Peppers, but I've never been like
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: super into them.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: They can't stop addicted to the Shin dig Yeah, shit
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: Yeah that's a good song.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Yeah, their shit's uh, their shit's about heroin.
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like them.
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: A lout of heroine.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like the needles mouth friend. So I
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: and now I'm feeling pretty high our respect.
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: Dude, who do Heroin? Did they do Heroin? The Chili
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: Peppers of course, yeah, big time. I didn't know they
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: were such like rock stars.
- 1:03:50Speaker 8: Dave Navarro is like one of the craziest stories of
- 1:03:52Speaker 8: all time.
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: But his parents, like front of them, they got killed.
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: Isn't that Dave bar I'm talking about Dexter? Now Morgan
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: talking about Batman? Right, Yeah, is Dave Navar?
- 1:04:07Speaker 8: His parents got killed right in front of it by
- 1:04:10Speaker 8: some dude.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: Let him live?
- 1:04:11Speaker 8: I could be totally wrong.
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: Yeah, and now he's like a serial killer, but like
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: he only kills bad people.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: You can't ever that's also kill Bill, right, you can't
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: let the kid live.
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: That's what happens in Dexter.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and kill Bill.
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: I've never seen kill Bill. Tarantina Yeah, you don't know.
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: I don't really support that pervert.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: That N word user.
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes out of his way.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: You write an N word into every one of his scripts.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: And put feet into them.
- 1:04:41Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, what can you Doissed that people are making documentaries.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: About it, about Navarro's parents.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Get whacked, people are making documentaries about it. Yeah, damn.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: I didn't know they were rock stars like that until
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: I watched the Woodstock ninety nine documentary and they're just
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: swinging cock on stage.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: That was flee.
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: You what that was?
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Flee? The basis was I think he was the one
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: that got naked flee.
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: No, I think they all were naked, were they? Yeah,
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: whole team, they were all naked.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Flea is I guess I always.
- 1:05:10Speaker 4: Getting there was Dick just fly flopping around on stage,
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: Big Dix too. They got fucking hammers. Yeah, you don't
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: write a song like under the Bridge unless you got
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: a fucking hammer.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: They're definitely injecting heroin into their CoA right into the
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Euretha Franklins. Fucking love Aretha Franklin.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm back on the Dylan Springsteen Elliott a
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: little more.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: Jim croakroachy Jim Croachy, Jim Croachy, you know yeah, clip
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: that get that out everywhere everyone? What does Jim Croake
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: sing box number ten?
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: What else? Box number ten? Brother, it's a banger? How's
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: it go? Time in a bottle?
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: Bad?
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Bad Lee Roy Brown?
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: No, I'm forgetting how it goes? Bad bad Leroy Brown.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: We're basically a music podcast, more so than Gillian Wallower.
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: We are hey Talk said, weely review songs that have
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: been famous for at least forty years.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: And they might bring you the hottest new music.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: Yeah, but we'll bring you They might have very insightful
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: things to say about good new music, but we like
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: to talk about the most famous songs of all time
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: and say that's a good song. They might have empowering
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: things to say about the.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Dude under the Bridge is actually a really good song. Yo,
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: This podcast is crazy. I've been waiting for some spicy,
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: hot takes like this. We need to come out here
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: and be like Taylor Swift actually sucks and I don't
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: wash my hands just kidd bro. Of course I gotta
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: call collect because I ain't got a cent to my name.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: I've been sleeping in the hotel doorway and to not
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: they say it's gonna rahne you know that song.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: No, it's a good song. You should listen to it.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Sounds like I just did all right, dude, Well, since
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: we have no more ads left, I guess we should
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: just end the show because there's not even any point
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: of keeping recording actively making money. The show is just
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: a vessel. This is the content to serve the ads. See, dude,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: I want to do just straight content, you know, I
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: want to do straight ads. Yeah, that's where we differ.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: And that's why Josh Allen could never come on this show, bro,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: because he's gay. Now, because he's gay, facts, don't don't
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: don't say that about Josh.
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: Why he's got a loving family. But what do you
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: think they're gonna think when they hear this being gay? Josh?
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: This isn't real, is it?
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: How is that an insult for him to be gay
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: as fuck?
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: Is he married?
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: No?
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: He isn't.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: No, he's married to the game. He is married to
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: the game and to a big poll that he can
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: suck on. Yeah, it sounds like, oh, I forgot. You're
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: an Eagles fan.
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: You're you're a little worried, you're kind of hoping that
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: Josh Allen's after watching them against the Jets.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: About that worry, Okay, I'm.
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: More worried about Speaker. Do they have another buye?
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: They have a Monday night game.
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: Team plays once a month Monday Night game. Who are
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: they playing?
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: Commanders? Wow?
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: You guys sucks. The Eagles are going to destroy the Commanders.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: Ain't even a chance?
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Ten point favorites, maybe eleven. At this point, I think this.
- 1:08:20Speaker 8: Is just a long setup for Philly to just like
- 1:08:22Speaker 8: be let down again. You think you guys are so
- 1:08:25Speaker 8: good so early.
- 1:08:28Speaker 9: The Eagles when they won the Super Bowl, but asked
- 1:08:30Speaker 9: the whole year, and then they won, and then the Phillies.
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: Asked the whole year? How are they asked the whole year?
- 1:08:34Speaker 8: When you guys beat us in the Super Bowl?
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: How are they asked?
- 1:08:36Speaker 8: You guys are like the sixty and then we seed?
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: No, we're the one seed? Oh?
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Real? Were the one seed?
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: You guys?
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: Uh?
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: Connor? Connor Mook's got my back.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: We uh yeah. Do you think it's going to be
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: the Bills Eagles or do you think it's going to
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: be the Eagles? Vikings?
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Vikings and Eagles can't play each other. Unfortunately, Vikings have
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Kings have four hard games in so I think the
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Vikings are about to fall off. I think are conferences
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: eight divisions, two conferences four conferences pervert?
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: Very interesting? Yeah, see you live, you learn.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: The Patriots are pretty good. Ravens are pretty good, are
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: all right?
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: The mac Jones is back though, Yeah, Mac is back
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: him straight, guy, don't worry about zappy. Mac is back. Yeah.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: The Chiefs are good. Titans are good.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: Chiefs aren't that good?
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: I like that we're talking about sports though.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: They're not that good. My Bills destroyed.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: These are the hot takes that people call destroyed. We
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: might be Luke Warren with our takes about the food
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: Fighter whatever. We might tell you that a song you
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: already know by the Killers to be a famous song.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: We might tell you the most stream song of all
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: time is actually good. But we'll tell you that a
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: football team that's good actually stinks. Oh, they're just not
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: as good as the Bills. I'm just trying to talk
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: Super Bowl, bro, Yeah, what thinking Bill's Eagles? They have
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: the Bills even make it.
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: It depends on if my boy JH has heard or not.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: If he's not way too focused on and D. He
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: could be reading a Bro, the fuck, Bro, I didn't
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: reading a defense, that's what I I don't know.
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: I know what you meant, Bro, explain that. Well, let's
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: just pray this doesn't get back to Josh. That's all
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: I gotta say.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: All Right, Well, I bet it's going through. And uh,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: you pushed him out of the closet.
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: I did not. You did.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: You're the one who said that he's out razy. You're
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: the one who said he's out here, he'll be out
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: for the next month.
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: You said he's going to be out for the next month,
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: and you said Big Cat told you that. It's now
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: I'm putting you n Big Cat under the bus.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: We're both in the jackpot. All right, Well, we'll see
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: you guys next week. Well, see you guys next week.
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: Bye.