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OUTRO: Keyzie's New Show · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for doggs.
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  Speaker 2: For to sil every weekday on radio dog get a fellow.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm ready for this Friday, man. Really yeah, I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just putting my jacket on the beck of my
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  Speaker 3: cheer because it's not quite over.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. Britty up the wars.
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  Speaker 4: Have you got one more showlift than you?
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  Speaker 3: I've got one more ship show and me Ship Show,
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  Speaker 3: The Ship Show with me with me MAYI.
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  Speaker 4: But if you just had a one person radio show
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  Speaker 4: called the ship.
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  Speaker 1: Show, it's the ship Show and for brave.
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  Speaker 2: I think there actually was a show called the ship
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  Speaker 2: Show you're thinking of. No, that was a ship show,
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  Speaker 2: massively successful ship show, it was.
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  Speaker 5: I thoroughly enjoyed it, but surpassed by the Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, golf today, Jason, Yeah, bloody sore because.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't played for so long, Magie. My back's fucked.
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  Speaker 2: But that's great to have that good to have a
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  Speaker 2: smack around, But of a wander a wander around average.
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  Speaker 4: I think I might have beaten you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he played well.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you the scores just on Vibe.
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  Speaker 4: I beaten them on Vibe. I'll count the scores and
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  Speaker 4: I would have last by like five.
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  Speaker 2: It was good. No, not at all. It's not my
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  Speaker 2: favorite course that course. Yeah, it's very flat and pretty tedious,
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  Speaker 2: but I was. I enjoyed poona.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, but it was very cool to smack.
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  Speaker 1: At driving range and ship there. I like it, yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah good.
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  Speaker 5: So did you end up getting did your wife end
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  Speaker 5: up saying yes to those brake pads being done?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? My car went in for a warrant, Mogi, And
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  Speaker 2: as always it's always that this is fucked, this is terrible,
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  Speaker 2: this is deromination. I thought it was. He was just
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  Speaker 2: going to fix the sort of thing under my car,
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  Speaker 2: the plastic bit that covers the engine. You can well,
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  Speaker 2: you can take it off, but then they say dust
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  Speaker 2: gets sapped up into the engine. But then like the
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  Speaker 2: front ties needed replacing, the back brakes were on metal
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  Speaker 2: on metal on metal or.
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  Speaker 5: Something just like this is why, this is why you
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  Speaker 5: don't take your car. I don't think you and you
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  Speaker 5: personally shouldn't take your car to a mechanic for a war.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. Yeah, I go to I told you this already.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but this guy is really good totally.
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  Speaker 1: But the guy you complain about that.
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  Speaker 4: No, but your rear brake pads. You said it's middle
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  Speaker 4: on middle.
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  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lie because you haven't heard the middle on
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  Speaker 5: middle sound at all, you know, because it makes a noise.
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  Speaker 5: And then I was like, instead of getting him to
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  Speaker 5: change it, me and Hordy J Will change the rear
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  Speaker 5: brake pads and make a video out of it. That'll
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  Speaker 5: be fun, because it was just like just FX his thousand.
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  Speaker 2: What I thought would be you know, but it's always
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  Speaker 2: been the way with me in cars. What I thought
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  Speaker 2: would be a very cheap exercise. I don't know yet,
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  Speaker 2: but it's going to be a bit pricing.
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  Speaker 4: But at least tires and brake pads are pretty standard standard.
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  Speaker 2: And I showed Keysy the damage, the damage on my
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  Speaker 2: wife's car that was caused by member of our family,
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  Speaker 2: and I was a little scratch, the little scratch, and
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  Speaker 2: he was like, no, that's fucked.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's like a proper fucked Yeah. But other than that, though,
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  Speaker 5: it's going good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it zipping around a little lac quah, Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 3: This week in Murgy, I'm going to go in about
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  Speaker 3: with a kid. I'm going to get out of the house,
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  Speaker 3: you know, get away on Sanday there somewhere or other.
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  Speaker 3: Might go out to the waterfalls out pe Hae, the
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  Speaker 3: Big June.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I've not been been there before. We've been there, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get out there to something like They're
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  Speaker 3: going to leave the missus to it for the day.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a bit, she's got a bit of work on,
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  Speaker 3: you see. And then the wise and then I got
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  Speaker 3: to catch up with the mate. And then I've got
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  Speaker 3: to get back to the gym. Man when the gym
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  Speaker 3: Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you just going to make sure you free totally?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So not much man, but just so this is
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  Speaker 3: our this is the thing. I'm just easing back into
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  Speaker 3: it because this is our first full week we've had
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  Speaker 3: in a couple of months, and so this five days
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  Speaker 3: a week thing, it's taken it out of me.
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  Speaker 1: This week. Jesus, Hoy Hooys.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hiarchy They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: If someone said we can one day of fifteen hours
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  Speaker 5: straight radio, it's six days.
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  Speaker 1: Off and those are my two options.
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  Speaker 5: And then they just play the three hours of radio.
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  Speaker 5: They'd split it up into five and play them out.
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  Speaker 5: But it was full day, fifteen hours, like it's fucking ages.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I do that.
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  Speaker 2: I do that team and a heartbeat six days off.
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  Speaker 2: I've known people that have wanted that to be the situation, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and found very little support amongst management.
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  Speaker 5: I like that, but right, if you do a certain
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  Speaker 5: kind of radio show that is not at all reliant
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  Speaker 5: on current events, yes, for example, our show, a lot
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  Speaker 5: of it, it's just bullshit. I don't see any reason
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  Speaker 5: why we couldn't just meet on a Monday, fart it
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  Speaker 5: all out, all of it out, of.
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  Speaker 1: Course, you do you know where we can? Why's that?
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  Speaker 3: Because the beauty of Radio ninety it is not live.
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  Speaker 3: It's got nothing to do with the content. It's the
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  Speaker 3: fact that it's live.
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  Speaker 1: True, that's live. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So people will know
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  Speaker 1: if you if it was.
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  Speaker 2: And I think our listeners would be ropeable early they
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  Speaker 2: knew that we pre recorded everything, and that because I
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  Speaker 2: think they get to sit in perverse pleasure out of
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  Speaker 2: knowing that we be here to do the show.
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  Speaker 5: I would argue that they wouldn't care because, for example,
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  Speaker 5: the people listening to this right now it's a podcast.
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  Speaker 4: They know that we're not currently doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is a podcast. Okay, there's the difference.
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  Speaker 3: So the expectation is different.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we're doing this wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we do a podcast, yes, that gets cut up
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  Speaker 5: and put onto the radiore we go, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean, our radio job, rather than a radio podcast, and.
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  Speaker 1: We let them put it on the radio. That's right
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  Speaker 1: here we go.
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  Speaker 4: So we go back to them next time. Our contract
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  Speaker 4: would go, Hey, we want to change.
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  Speaker 5: And just do a podcast, but feel free to put
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  Speaker 5: it on the radio, Ford or sil free, and we're
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  Speaker 5: going to do that podcast.
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  Speaker 4: We got a fifteen hour podcast, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: How many breaks? Is that? It's a lot?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck done, fuck done, fuck done.
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  Speaker 2: It would be yeah, Amy breaks, I reckon ninety breaks.
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  Speaker 5: I reckon our Like the first four or five hours
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  Speaker 5: of that podcast will be great and then like the
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  Speaker 5: final five, we've run out of ideas.
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  Speaker 2: This is your issue, I would struggle. Yes, that would
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  Speaker 2: be your issues.
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  Speaker 4: If you're drinking, that would be fun.
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  Speaker 2: So what we're proposing is that we.
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  Speaker 4: By the time were hammered.
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  Speaker 2: And just record an entire weeks with a radio every week,
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  Speaker 2: just slotted in.
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  Speaker 5: Every week on a Monday, we get together for fifteen
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  Speaker 5: hours and hit the purse.
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  Speaker 3: So the first show is live. We could do it
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  Speaker 3: that way, you see. Okay, so most live and then
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  Speaker 3: we go through to five am. Also, that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon we pitch this.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like that? Jase?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Man, Amen, Okay, we got a booze sponsor on board.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck with that.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine pitching that to metad like setting them down about right.
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  Speaker 5: So we've had we've had some, we've done some thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as I say, I've been aware of that bean
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  Speaker 2: pitch to management that did take off songs, the drinking part.
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  Speaker 4: That was that approximately like ten or years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it was a little while ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think now the way the industry is
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  Speaker 5: now with podcasting and stuff, compared to back then.
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  Speaker 4: Back then it'll be like fuck though. But now with
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  Speaker 4: podcasts it's like.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, as a drive show, you're
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  Speaker 3: looking sure, okay, lit's know how you go?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, hey, I thought we're all in this together,
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  Speaker 4: and now all of a sudden, we are.
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  Speaker 2: I thought this was you the keazy shit show.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean the keezy shit show show where
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  Speaker 3: you've got your own show and you do fifteen hours
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  Speaker 3: of radio this ship show, I don't know about kezy
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  Speaker 3: shit show with me. Ship for brains is a good
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  Speaker 3: name for her?
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  Speaker 5: Well fucking do you think of a bitter one then?
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm pretty damn sold on that one.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Name, A ship for brain in the all times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, I haven't heard that
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  Speaker 2: for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: Bullshit, you haven't shipped for brain?
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  Speaker 1: I called you ship for brains yesterday? Got it?
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  Speaker 2: It was?
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  Speaker 1: It seems pretty full on.
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  Speaker 2: It feels very much of my parents generation.
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  Speaker 3: Ship for brains. It was eighties. It was eighties. We
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  Speaker 3: were throwing around ship for brains for brain, the idea
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  Speaker 3: that you've got shipped for brain. It's not a compliment.
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  Speaker 5: No, how do you reckon? You'd like old ship for
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  Speaker 5: how you reckon? A human would go if you unplugged
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  Speaker 5: their brain and just plug it into.
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  Speaker 1: A turd, put a ship in there.
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  Speaker 4: Just put a ship in there and just let it go.
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  Speaker 1: Probably better, Probably just do it people better? Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Busy weekend house stuff?
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  Speaker 5: And then We've got dinner lunch tomorrow with friends, and
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  Speaker 5: then dinner with friends, and then my wife's volunteering for
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  Speaker 5: Make a Wish, and then we've got a just punishing
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  Speaker 5: ship to be.
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  Speaker 1: Honest, Yes, it's good to be alive.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I will be hung over tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing, you see. I'm back on the wagon.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm thinking to myself, but I can't just keep
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  Speaker 3: restarting every week.
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  Speaker 1: It's too much. So I'm down. Yeah, I'm on the wagon, babe,
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  Speaker 1: are you I'm on the wagon.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to ask me what I'm doing for
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  Speaker 2: my weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Why know what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? You are? Or you are? Ship?
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  Speaker 1: He told me what was its?
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  Speaker 2: See how much he listens to me? Magie?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: It might be faster if I just ask you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing a march tomorrow, that's right, Myer's Park.
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  Speaker 2: And then what's that for my wife? Is?
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  Speaker 1: What's that much for U?
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  Speaker 2: In support of transgender?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on there?
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  Speaker 2: They're just having a a march and a rally there
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  Speaker 2: about that? Yes, then my wife is going to drinks
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  Speaker 2: with her old work.
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  Speaker 4: That's the old workmate's drinks wife.
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  Speaker 2: And then they said, oh, we're having dinner as well.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you come with us for that? She went, nat,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't even really want to do the drinks to
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  Speaker 2: be honest. Just see a few of her old mate
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  Speaker 2: So that's good.
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  Speaker 4: You can you wear your boys trip hat.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll just cruise around for the day. I'll probably
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  Speaker 2: go to my local hot pot on this hot pot,
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  Speaker 2: aren't you And then Sunday we'll just do our normal exploration.
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  Speaker 1: As well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're gonna watch the Chiefs Crusaders tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Well well yeah, shall we do a preview of that
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  Speaker 5: preview of the week in Sport?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Great, let's see that.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show full or seven weekdays