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Just Another Day In Paradise · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Hello, hot angel faces, we are coming to you.
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: Live from Hawaii North Shore.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: I was gonna expect some hula tunes from off key.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Just say hi, my love, Hi man, Hi baby, you guys,
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: welcome back to the Give them All a Podcast. I
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: this was really really hard to do because I wake
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: up and I look outside and just the vibe makes
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: me want to put a swimsuit on, shut out.
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  Speaker 2: The world and do nothing all the live long day.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: I apologize for making you do this.
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  Speaker 2: No, I love doing the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: There's just something about the environment in Hawaii, like yesterday
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: or over there.
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: You don't want to work, ever, No.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I want to open up a food truck and decide
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  Speaker 1: the days that I want to be open that they've
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: got it figured out.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't even want to do a food truck.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: I want to move, do you Sorry?
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: You guys, This pot is maybe a little bit chaotic
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: because we're obviously when you watch the YouTube video that
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: drops Friday, you'll see that we're in our amazing home
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: with the most fantastic view. Ocean has found seashells that
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: she wants to run under the water. So you may
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: have a little voice popping in you may hear babies crying,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what, it's all good. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to mentally just be on the beach right now. I
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  Speaker 1: have Easton obviously, I have my mother.
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  Speaker 2: Who did you have a list of things you want
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  Speaker 2: to talk about?
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  Speaker 4: I do have a list, but I got to get
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  Speaker 4: my phone. I forgot my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. She's a rookie.
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  Speaker 1: So since we last spoke to you, guys, it was Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 1: and I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving that was
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  Speaker 1: just full of thanks and love and full bellies and giving.
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  Speaker 1: I know that sometimes the holidays roll around, and we've
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: spoken about this before t T where it's like once
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  Speaker 1: you are in this zone of like you're now the parent,
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  Speaker 1: so you are the one that's having to figure out
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  Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving menu, or you're the one who's trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out like what gifts are from Jijs, what gifts
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: are from me? We all want to stay clean. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really want to give credit to Santa Claus. I
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: spoke about that last year. I'm like, I'm buying great
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: gifts from Santa, but Mom wants the credit. So I
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  Speaker 1: know that the holidays they take a shift as you
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: get older and your families grow. But I think overall
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  Speaker 1: we had a great Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 3: Truly it was the best. Yeah, it was the best.
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  Speaker 2: What was your favorite part about it?
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  Speaker 4: Mom? It was like local, it was not pressure.
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  Speaker 3: See. That's what I've loved about our Thanksgivings and holidays
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  Speaker 3: is I feel like everybody puts such a we need
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  Speaker 3: to make it of the experience and what is it
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  Speaker 3: a rich We have to make it a ritual, so
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  Speaker 3: it has to be great every year it has to
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  Speaker 3: be and it's like it is a.
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  Speaker 2: Ritual something that like, uh, which is s do? I
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  Speaker 2: think it's tradition, our tradition. Oh, it is okay to
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  Speaker 2: keep going.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever it may be. But I feel like so many
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  Speaker 3: people are like, but I need it great for my
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  Speaker 3: kids so they remember and then they give it to
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  Speaker 3: their kids, and it's like, you're you're reaching too far.
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  Speaker 3: Just no plans are the best plans.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you why it feels different for me?
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  Speaker 1: Do tell because the holidays just hit it differently.
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  Speaker 2: When I don't wake up and get a buzz on.
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  Speaker 3: I got a.
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  Speaker 1: Starla, it just doesn't have to say it was like
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  Speaker 1: a great.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get a placebo effect?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It was a great day.
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  Speaker 1: So we popped bottles on Thanksgiving, we popped Starla sparkling
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  Speaker 1: rose and there was just something living in Utah and
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  Speaker 1: it was like cold outside and my dad would already
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  Speaker 1: be awake, and you had like these special hand painted
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: glasses that were short.
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  Speaker 2: What are they called calm?
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  Speaker 1: What is the flutes?
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  Speaker 2: No, the glasses that are short, what do you call them?
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  Speaker 1: I just call them short glasses? Short cocktail glasses. And
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  Speaker 1: it was just like with the stems, right, No, that's
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  Speaker 1: a that's a.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, because that was my favorite because then you'd pick
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  Speaker 3: your little trinket and put it around the stems.
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about a wine glass, yeah, or like a flue, yes.
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  Speaker 2: But there's something.
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  Speaker 1: There was something about having dad make me that first
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  Speaker 1: drink in the morning before cooking just screams, it's the holiday,
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  Speaker 1: let's effing go, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the one thing that I got of land
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  Speaker 3: and just sitting there just looking at his tragger, looking
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  Speaker 3: at his turkey coat, like damn.
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  Speaker 2: Landon cooked the turkey.
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  Speaker 3: For us and it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: What were you in charge of, mom?
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  Speaker 4: Sweet potatoes?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: They were fantastic this year. Thank you, Lisa.
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  Speaker 4: I trippled the topping this year.
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  Speaker 1: A good choice is my favorite for the people who
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: have written in to say, like, please send me the
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  Speaker 1: recipe for the sweet potatoes your mom makes that you
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  Speaker 1: guys rave about and I wish that I could, But
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  Speaker 1: you don't even follow a recipe? Do you just kind
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  Speaker 1: of like go for it?
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  Speaker 4: No, I have a recipe we can post.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I'd really appreciate that, because people ask all
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  Speaker 1: the time. I was in charge of the green beans
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  Speaker 1: and carrots, and they were Mam Pratt and Joe, you.
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  Speaker 4: Did a phenomenal job on that.
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  Speaker 3: You really did, You really did. They were fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: I added butter and olive oil and just so they're.
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  Speaker 3: All whipping and stuff. And you literally cut a carrot
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  Speaker 3: down the side, put it on a tray all of oiling,
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  Speaker 3: slit it in the up fantastic tape.
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  Speaker 2: You're such a dick.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: We know, shocker standard for Easton sit around and look
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  Speaker 1: pretty all day.
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  Speaker 3: I sit around the pretty thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I decided because I dressed Sosa up in this
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  Speaker 1: little turkey outfit. It was like a knitted, handmade turkey
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  Speaker 1: hat and the bottoms had like the little ruffle of
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  Speaker 1: the turkey in the back and Janet gave it to
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  Speaker 1: me and she said, I got this for Cam last year,
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  Speaker 1: but he was still bacon in the oven like a
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  Speaker 1: turkey and he couldn't wear it.
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  Speaker 3: All I do know is there's some mayhem going on
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  Speaker 3: behind me. But I'm gonna video what Ocean is doing.
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  Speaker 3: And I just.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't drop the sea glass and the guards.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. But go on, we'll get Lisa.
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  Speaker 4: She's I want the sea glass.
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  Speaker 1: So I post this carousel. We'll get you your sea glass.
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  Speaker 1: I post this carousel of photos and I'm so proud
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  Speaker 1: of it. And I I go in to retouch Ocean's
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  Speaker 1: teeth of her holding sauce in her turkey outfit, and
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  Speaker 1: I just couldn't make it look like it wasn't super
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  Speaker 1: edited all right, So I'm like whatever, and I post
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: it almost immediately. And by the way, when did that
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: accident happen with Ocean? I spoke about it on the podcast.
• 6:57
  Speaker 4: Oh months ago.
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  Speaker 2: It was before school started in lie so it probably
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: happened in.
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  Speaker 1: June where Ocean fell face first on her bike, not
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  Speaker 1: in my care but at the other house.
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  Speaker 2: And I got a text that just said like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, where was it at my dad's house?
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  Speaker 2: That's right? And and it was threedy, yeah, so much.
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  Speaker 2: And it turned to gray. Yeah, but they're beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: But they were white, yes, yeah they were. And what color?
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  Speaker 4: What color's teeth?
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  Speaker 2: Yellow?
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  Speaker 4: Get the biggest kick out of that yellow?
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  Speaker 3: What color?
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  Speaker 4: Mama's what?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? Do you get an A today?
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  Speaker 3: What color? Are techies hit? You better think.
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  Speaker 2: She gets an A from us?
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  Speaker 1: So she I get a text from my axent just
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  Speaker 1: says her lip is busted, so just be where when
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  Speaker 1: you pick her up.
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  Speaker 2: When I pick her up, her lip is very busted.
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  Speaker 1: But then and I look at her two front teeth,
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  Speaker 1: and I noticed that the gums are bloody, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm keeping an eye on them.
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  Speaker 2: And the moment they.
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  Speaker 1: Start turning a color, which they're gorgeous ocean. Well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: Lisa calls and we tell the dentist what happened, and
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  Speaker 1: they said, are they turning a color? You need to
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  Speaker 1: come in immediately. And I'm like, oh great, it's been
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  Speaker 1: like a couple weeks. They said, Luckily, there's no damage
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  Speaker 1: to there's damage to the room, but it's not dead,
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  Speaker 1: so keep an eye on it. If she complains about
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  Speaker 1: them every single day, because they said often. I said,
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  Speaker 1: what's often, and they said, like every single day. She
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  Speaker 1: says that they're hurting, because then we're going to have
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  Speaker 1: to figure out what to do with them. So in
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  Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, I'm editing these teeth. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: I'm vain. I am a teeth person. I wanted just
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  Speaker 1: to have cute, little white teeth.
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  Speaker 4: Well, she had such cute white teeth.
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  Speaker 2: And there's still the cutest, cutest, yes, cute.
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  Speaker 1: People were commenting, so obviously I edit and edit them
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  Speaker 1: for that reason. But also I was editing them because
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  Speaker 1: of the comment section the common Center.
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  Speaker 3: It's win or there's no win. In either way you
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  Speaker 3: would have gone no.
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  Speaker 1: So I post the carousel and immediately with that photo up,
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  Speaker 1: people start talking about my child's teeth, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to say you all, but some of you squares
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  Speaker 1: are like, you know, it's a bottle rot, which someone
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  Speaker 1: described as too much sugar.
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  Speaker 2: That's absolutely untrue.
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  Speaker 1: Bottle row is when you give a child with teeth
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  Speaker 1: a bottle before bed and the milk sits there and
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  Speaker 1: rots the teeth. My child hasn't had a bottle in years.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing was she eats too much sugar, or
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  Speaker 1: they're not brushing her teeth, or it's a fluoride issue.
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  Speaker 1: So the comment section is full of people like talking
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  Speaker 1: about my child's teeth, and immediately I'm like, I'm posty
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  Speaker 1: about this, but did.
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  Speaker 4: They show you their their dental license?
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  Speaker 1: None of them were, by the way, They're all just
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: people sitting on Instagram bored on Thanksgiving, I knowing trolling.
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  Speaker 1: So I then go on and repost it with Ocean
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  Speaker 1: and I talk about the accident, and I admit to
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: editing them in some photos, and I say, go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and judge me, and you certainly did?
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: You? Certainly did? I just get what is it?
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: At what point can you win?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, okay, well, I just wanted to avoid
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing, so that's why I would edit them.
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  Speaker 1: And now people are saying that I sent some people
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: that I send the wrong message by editing her teeth. Okay,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know which is the wronger message, me doing
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: that and moving on with my day and my child
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  Speaker 1: looking back when she's older and asking why did you
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: not edit my teeth? Because that's what will happen, just
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: like I wish my mom would have pinned my ears
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  Speaker 1: back in photos when I was a child, because I
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: would have had much cuter photos to submit. But it's
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  Speaker 1: okay they didn't have that technology back then. Or is
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  Speaker 1: it more of a mind f to have a comment
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  Speaker 1: section for a child to look back on where you
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  Speaker 1: guys are talking about her teeth of rotting out of
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: her face, Like.
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  Speaker 2: I could not believe that it was such an uproar.
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  Speaker 3: I would look at you and say, thank you for
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  Speaker 3: wipening my teeth.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I That's what I thought was.
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  Speaker 3: Just being bottom rot. You're gonna get main called at
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  Speaker 3: school for that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, by the way, when she started school, I walked
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: in and I was like, Hi, I'm while I'm Ocean's mom.
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  Speaker 1: She has two little full front teeth. She fell because
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: I was like so insecure that they were going to
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: think that it was me and I wasn't even there
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  Speaker 1: during the accident.
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  Speaker 3: Did the comment section make you think it was you?
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  Speaker 3: Is that why? No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was me at all.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, when they're saying that, like, she's not getting
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  Speaker 1: in a fluorite, she has a fantastic diet and we
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: brush thoroughly, so that also happened on Thanksgiving and I
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: was like, spiraling about it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember, Mom?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about it until you.
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  Speaker 4: Just I just don't know why people have to be negative.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know because you've said it misery loves Company.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Actually there were a few comments that were like, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what happened. There's trauma to the two front teeth.
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  Speaker 1: My son did this. It was always the sun. And
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: so a few of the messages that I got in
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: my DMS that got through I responded to because they
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: were like, don't listen to anybody.
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  Speaker 2: I totally get it.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, you know, this seems very common in
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: like daredevil children, and Ocean is a dare devil.
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  Speaker 4: She's the biggest daredevil. She gives me a heart attack
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  Speaker 4: every single day.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's terrifying and every and there's usually a moment
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: every day that she goes for her mouth again and
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, these teeth are going to be black by
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  Speaker 1: the time she.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she has no fear, zero fear, and even if
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  Speaker 3: she falls or gets hit, she has We were at
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  Speaker 3: the playground. She was doing the monkey bars falls because
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  Speaker 3: she did it with nobody near her, because it's who
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: she is, falls straight on her back, cries for maybe
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  Speaker 3: two minutes back to the monk key bars. Yeah didn't
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  Speaker 3: even fly.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it didn't face her at all. But that's
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  Speaker 1: just who she is, and you know what, I have
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  Speaker 1: to embrace. My anxiety level is very high every single day,
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  Speaker 1: to the point where I'm like, do I need a
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: beta blocker just to deal with this child? Because it's terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: But you're so sweet and cute.
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  Speaker 1: The flight to Hawaiian Let's get to Hawaii because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I really want to talk about. Now that I've
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  Speaker 1: purged about the teeth comments, I've been sitting on that
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: for a week.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't wait to get on the pod Adventus.
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  Speaker 3: No one is more excited that you got this off
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  Speaker 3: at your chest than us because we don't hearing about
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  Speaker 3: it since Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: So we get to the We get to the airport
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  Speaker 1: at how Manys before five.
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  Speaker 4: Our flight was supposed to take off at five point
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  Speaker 4: fifty five. We left at two two and got there
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  Speaker 4: at three.
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  Speaker 3: We are there. You're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: But I've never traveled with two kids before, one being
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  Speaker 1: three months old. It just seemed like a hard thing
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  Speaker 1: to do. So I was glad that we left early.
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  Speaker 1: We go into the lounge, we eat, I feed the baby,
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  Speaker 1: We get all teed up, get to the gate, and
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  Speaker 1: the pilot.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: The pilot is late.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and delay flight coming in not the pilot's fault.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: He's late from Vegas. I'm like, oh my god. And
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the woman across from me, who lives in Hawaii, she's like.
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  Speaker 2: I bet he's drunk. Like, don't say that. What do
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: you mean when you think he's drunk? I was terripping.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: I prayed about a million times.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: And then I thought of Ricky Gervais where he's an
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: atheist and doesn't believe.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, am I praying to anybody?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I'm up in arms about this? Really very chaotic.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, he arrives, We get on the plane. You guys,
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  Speaker 1: when I tell you, well, first of all, I was
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: about to pull a Lisa Barlowe.
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  Speaker 2: I did pull Lisa Barlowe. We walked through the plane.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I look at everyone in first class, laid back in
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: their seats in a lie flat. And I immediately when
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: we sit down in our seats, because we were in
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: like comfort plus or whatever, right, And I told my mom.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: If there's ever a version of life Flat on a
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: flight this long, you must get it.
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  Speaker 4: But Lisa's a budget prices and I said, Uhner, we're
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: going Comfort Plus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's all about but you had plenty of
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: leg room. I'm like, it's not about the leg room,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: it's about the lying downs.
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  Speaker 4: We were the next like it was ended first class,
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  Speaker 4: and then we were right behind them.
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  Speaker 2: I it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: You can't lay down in the first class.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: You can't lay down.
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  Speaker 3: My back was wrenched.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Well, look at your check book and you'll be glad
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: you were in Comfort Plus.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: All right, that right there, Lisa, that's where you get
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  Speaker 3: the win.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm fine with it.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: We got here, but I did pull Lisa barlow I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: sit down in my seat and I wait for people
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  Speaker 1: to pass, and then there's like a lull in people
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  Speaker 1: coming on the plane, and I whip my head around and.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I go, if you ever put us in action again,
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Pissed and I will lie flat.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Life flat.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: It was law.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I will be putting us in depending on how much
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Well. I felt like Lisa Barlowe because she complained about
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: first class, and I just saw a video of her
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: today and the reporter asked, do you regret freaking out
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: about the first class, because absolutely not.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, she compromised my lifestyle.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: We ever looked at a first class coming from a
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: podunk like dunks.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: She came from Bulk Springs, where you love to go.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I love, But I'm saying, have you been on one
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: of those flights? Is no first class?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: No, there's literally no first class. You can.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: The first four seats.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a little over an hour, not worth it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: But I mean to get to Hawaii it was what
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: four and a half. I mean, let me tell you,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I won't even go to New York if I if
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not in a lie flat. And it's not because
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I'm bougie. It's because I get nauseated. So if I'm
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: not laying down in sleeping then I.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Will be sick.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's fine. Here's the silver lining, not say.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: How I can sleep on a board. So for me,
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I was very comfortable. This is Lisa, And I'm sorry
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I called it a po dunk flight.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, Sosa did not make a peep on that flight,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: not one. And Ocean was absolutely fantastic. And I noticed
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: the people next to us. When we got on the
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: plane and sat down, we're looking.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, they were dreading, dreading. They immediately put
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: their headphones on.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Before the TVs could even be turned on, they had
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: headphones ready to go. We get off the plane and
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: he goes, wow, I am so impressed by your kids.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: They didn't make a peep. I was like, nope, I know.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And then I looked at Sosa and I was like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: remember this two more weeks and we're going to act
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: this exact same way. Because I had a conversation with
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: her before we got on the flight. I looked at
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: her while she was on the boom and I said, girl,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: we're a team here. We're not going to ruin the
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: flight for everybody. It's a long flight. I got your
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: back if you have mine. And she gave me a
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: big smile, and I just knew we were off to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: the races.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: It was going to be smooth sailing.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Well, there's no one that hates a baby crying on
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: a plane more than me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: So more than anybody.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Oh and we went to the restaurant in Hawaii, and
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: remember the lady that had the two week how old
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: was the baby six weeks old? Yeah, and they had
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: a witching hour for two hours.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Two hours on the plane ride here, the baby cried
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: for two hours. I was like, oh my gosh, you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: know that would have been ocean though, Lisa, what did
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: you learn from the flight.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Didn't you hear a flight attendant say something rad on
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: my brain that you said? You didn't say it to her,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: but the flight attendants got on the m oh.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Oh oh, yes, yes, yes. So we we get on
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: the plane, we put our overhead compartment, luggage whatever. And
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: then she gets on the intercomm and says, if it's
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: full above, you close it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: It's like at Neir, you close it. That's your job,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Like no, no.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: So my whole thing is it's like yes when when
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: someone is trying to cut corners when it's their job,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Because I look at jobs and think, okay, so like
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: what does your job entail? Right?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: But I can't.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: This is where I get very Larry David, where I'm like,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I can't get back my time, right. So if it
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: makes everyone board the plane a little bit faster or no,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: but here's where the other way, if it's closed and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: the whole plane hasn't boarded yet, you want to know
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: where the time is going to be wasted open people
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: opening to look in it, thank you, So I think
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: that they should all be opened, and then the steward
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: is and then as weird right, and they I.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Loved when they walk down and they just shut everything.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Every single one and they're so good at it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Well, they don't have a position a bag. It's like tetris.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: But I thought that that was a very interesting point.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Was like, I hate flying, and I don't know if
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: everybody flies a lot, but I get yelled at for
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: how I put my bag every time, because now the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: planes are different. Some are they slide straight. In new
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: ones you tilt right, and every time I tilted sideways,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: it doesn't tell me anymore. And they're like these lie
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: down flat.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: So a friend of mine, I'm oh, hi, sus is
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: that the baby.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Baby was crying, So now we have a getment with
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: us because that's how it's looking here in Hawaii.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But she's probably gonna get hungry, so just bear with me.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: But I had a friend of mine who was showing
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: me an instagram of this really hot guy and I
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, why have you not thought of.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: This person for me before?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: And he's like, well, he lives in Hawaii, and I'm like,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Hawaii.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Well he lives like on the North Shore, and I'm like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: we're going to the north Sure.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: So we arrive at the airport, we go into the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: lounge and there he is just sitting there looking fine.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: But it was crazy to me how even though I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: have a hard time like trusting dudes or whatever, like
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: energy is such a big thing and I didn't like
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: his energy. Yeah, because Mom was convinced he was going
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to be my husband just based off of his Instagram yep.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, you sound insane, really, yes, Mom,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: When you tell me that he's gonna be my husband
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: and all you've seen is an Instagram photo, it reminds
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: me of Tinsley.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Mortimer and her mom. Remember when they cry over the eggs.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: They're not even.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: When we start trying on dresses that will never have it,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: because then we've gone regards.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It's still insane.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Because if you're there, we have truly lost our minds.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: But you know, I talked about this with you after
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: we concocted, well you concocted in your mind that this
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: perfectly shaped man would be my future husband. That it's
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be hard for me to find a partner for this.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Why why would it be hard for you to find
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: a partner. You have your mom living with you and
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: your brother.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Why would that be hard?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason it's gonna be hard is not because
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: of the family structure. And look, here's all of my bagga,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the best kind, you're Louis Vauton. But I was thinking
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: about it and I'm like, Okay, there's one person that
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I can think of besides my ex, but one person
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: who I gave a shot to, probably when Ocean was
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a year and a half, and I remember being at
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Shutters and he had like gone go and I was
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: in it, like I could not believe that I had
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: let my guard down to that point. And I remember
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: not even being able to enjoy Ocean or where we
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: were because of this stupid, freaking guy. And so now
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I think about dudes, and I'm like, because my mom's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: like in twenty twenty five, I want you to go out,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I want you to start dating. I want you to
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: try and find your person because you deserve that. And
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, when my kids are this age, I'm not
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: even going to risk going out and having a dude
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: come in who could potentially make me feel some type
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: of way to where my heart hurts. You've clogged my
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: mind and now I can't enjoy my babies. So it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: actually worked out that I looked at this guy who
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Lisa was planning our wedding on the North Shore with
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: on this trip because me going the vibe is off.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, my gut is working for me,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and people are gonna be like, ah, you didn't like
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: him because he liked someone else. But then I look
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: over in the corner and he's like found this girl
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: that he's like getting a little buzzed with, and I'm like, and.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: My gut was right. How does someone find someone at
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: an airport? Is that normal?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You'd have to ask him. I've never
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: done it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I walked over.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: He's already cheating on it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: The hitting on a girl at the airport. What are
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: the odds you live in the same place and long
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: distance reationships.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: The best kind, you're never around.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Oh good cheating. It is so great. I know.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Good cheating all right.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So we've arrived in the North Shore and Eastern decides
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that he wants to get a scooter scoot scoot, and
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I told him a million and one times, I don't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: like scooters. I don't have a good feeling about this.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: And then my mom expressed it heavily. What's the thing
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: about scoot scoots?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: You guys have a bad feeling about anything. If I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: get in the ocean, you're gonna have a bad feeling
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: about me getting eaten by Cheryl.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: But I really really had a bad feeling. I really
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: drilled it into did I not.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Know you did? But it wasn't rain. I was going slow.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: It was fifteen to twenty miles.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Mom said, I have
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: a bad feeling. I don't want you on the scooter.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's getting dark, it's blah blah blah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: So you didn't go. But the next day, the next day,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: the next day.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I went. So I get my scoot. I'm having a blast.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going into town. It's a two way or two
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: way way, two.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Way traffic coming opposite in traffic going where she so.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: In Hawaii, there's a lot of pull offs to the
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: right where you can go to beaches and all of that. Well,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: the car in front of me pulled off to the right,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: and started slowing down, so I did the same. He
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: pulled out in front of the lane to parallel park
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: and or like back in, and I swung into oncoming
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: traffic to miss him. And there was oncoming traffic. So
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: the next thing I thought was lay it down, because
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: if I didn't, I was gonna go over the hood.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: So I laid it down. I scraped up the whole back.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Once the like the bars hit it yanked my shoulder
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: out of place. I had to pop it back in
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: by itself. And meanwhile I'm asking everyone else if they're okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's classic Easton though. It's like he just got
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: wrecked on this scooter.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: And it's called Beach Front, Beach House, Beach House.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's a very very cute like outdoor restaurant. And Ethan
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: said most of the patio like flew out to the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: street to make sure he was okay.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I really appreciate it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: No, it was great, But and then I was just
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: in shock, So I wasn't like just standing around. I
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: like got the scooter up, made sure everything was okay,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: and then I just like started it and I go
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: all right, I just left.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: But at some point you went into shock and into
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: shock beach.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went into shock, like while I was driving,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and I knew I was in shock when like I
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: couldn't feel the wind on me while driving. That's when
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I knew I was in shock. Holed over and I
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: laid down on.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Just like the grass.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just to catch your breath.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Just to catch my breath. So then after that, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: came home. Lauren, she goes. She yelled my name twice,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I guess, and then the third time screamed it and
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I said what.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And because I heard the door open, I was like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, someone is here to murder us because
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: he wasn't answering.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And then when I came out, you looked shook up.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Your eyes were just like that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, y yeah, Well, I was just thinking, like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: of every the best scenario happened of laying it down,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: it was either hitting somebody on coming and going into
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: their windshield or going over the guy's hood and then
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: scraping more So I picked the best of it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: It's like you and you fall off the horse, you
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: gotta get right back.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm gonna get right back.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: You got some major road rash.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It feels great.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but Easton had even though that was a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: rough day. Two days later, apparently he.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Lost his.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: So I crashed so hard. I lost my airphone, my AirPod. Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: so I lost my AirPod. So I was driving back
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I am just gonna see it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: So I drive. I see the air pod on the ground.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: It has weathered rain, so I grab it. I'm scootering
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: just holding my AirPod, airing it out. And as I'm
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: doing that, I put it down. And as I put
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: it down, I see silver earring and it goes.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: In my dreadlock and it has diamonds.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: And it's a diamond. It's yours, That's why. And I
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: found that. I my gosh, I could have another day
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: just thinking about it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You guys. He was so excited that I looked at
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: him and I was like.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: She goes, are you drinking drinking? But no, I was.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you because I lost the one earring.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Don't know where it went. And I loved this one
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: just because it was moms and it's sentimental to me.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Now, so ye are the chances of you finding.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: And they're both yours because I bought you the AirPods
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: that you gave me back because you don't lose them.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Found your air pod, found your earring. Karma for you.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that you found everything, and I appreciate that
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you got back on the horse or got back on
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the scoot.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, scoot scooto, lisaid her driving here.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: So we have a mini We have a minivan, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I'm actually so the day has come where I have
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to give up the rain drover and I have to
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: give up the rain drover because it is a nightmare
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: with two children.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: You don't even have a third row, and then the middle.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Seat is absolutely teeny tiny, and I just felt like
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: it was time to get a mom car.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Well, we were sick of taking two cars to dinner
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: as a family.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Well we would take too, and then if we had
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: guests come into town, we were taking three.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Right, we were mobbing.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Deep all right, such a waste of gas and energy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: And so I've been looking at mom cars and I
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: purchased one.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I got what did I get?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: A terrifying Denali for me. I can't even know the
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: thing is.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Breaking massive, they don't. So the only person that drives
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: in this family is the one speaking right me, okay,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: here and there.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: That's the no shows.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: You're a very good but I am not excited to
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: whip this tank.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait until all of Los Angeles is quiet,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna go.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I'm running from six a m. To eight am and
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: then from eight pm to ten pm.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm very excited for the Denali.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: It's got like the Captain's chairs, It's got the TVs
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: in the headress, it's got Wi Fi in it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be great third row, which is game changer.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: But we get to Hawaii and I decide that we're
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: going to get a minivan because it's just that seems easy,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and I am obsessed with this freaking mini van.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Shout out, Chrysler, what.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Kind of pacifica?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: PACIFICA. I'm not kidding you. Once you're in the van,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: you forget you're in it. No, And it is spacious.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Well, and we can park wherever because I don't have
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: to worry about door doors.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: And the other great thing is, oh, this is such
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: a dad thing. I can shut the doors by two
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: buttons Easton, Can you shut the door? Better? Believe it?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: By the way, though, You're gonna be a phenomenal dad.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: But all right, So I'm living for the Chrysler PACIFICA
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and I tell mom, I'm like rent the minivan in
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Hawaii because last year she booked too small of a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: car and we all packed like we were going to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Paris Fashion Week.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: He got us a Malibu the first that was the
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: first car upgrade from that the first time, right, gotta
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: yeah sedan.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what she was thinking.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But this year we've got the two kids and we
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: also like, I packed in a backpack and I'm so
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: proud of myself. I brought the least amount of luggage
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: out of everybody.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: No, you really did, Yeah you did. I think I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: on your train. The only reason why I had an
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: extra bag was because of all the material I had to.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, the podcast equipment.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Will you next year only need to packing because you've
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: literally been wearing it every Well same with me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bringing this and then I'll buy another one
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: when I get here, and then I'm three swimsuits. That's it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So Lisa calls to get I think it was insurance
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: or something on the mini van and the woman's like, well,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: we don't cover vans, and my mom's like, what do
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you mean you don't cover vans, and they're like, you know,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: we don't cover things that have what was it like.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Three duel wheels?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Anything for moving?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Mom goes, can we get a van? And that's when
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: she goes, we don't cover anything, and she goes, well,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: like a move a mini van? Said, The girl goes, well,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: we don't really ensure moving vans. She thought we were
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: just flying a Hawaii to just rent a moving van.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Lisa driving a moving van?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: No, I backed into her own car.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: She should have seen her. You guys, driving the minivan.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It jars, Okay, it jars.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You to a stop the one time, the one time
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: that our tiny little street that we stay.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: On as anything.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: FYI, I'm not driving and I'm not in the car.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: This is why it's happening.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm hungry as fuck.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm like thrilled that she's driving, because this would
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: have pissed me off rather than made me laugh hysterically.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Tons of people are today surfboards, people pushing their children,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and she they're waiting for her to back up, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: there's not a lot of room between the driveway and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: like the end of the street, right, and then it's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: just like trees and plants. She backs up, jars, pulls
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: back in, does it again, Jars does forward. Every single
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: person is laughing hysterically. Okay, And it didn't end there
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: because she did it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: She did it three more.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Times, a total of five pull ins, pull outs, and jars.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: She knows there's a steering wheel. You can turn right, Lisa,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: we're missing you out here, Damn.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I always try to plan the pot around Sosa's nap time,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but she's still a little off schedule with the time change. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and like, I just think the podcast does better when
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I'm on it. Otherwise I would have left the two
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of you to do it. Who knows, maybe people will
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: disagree for you, people would say we want Lisa instead.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: If they.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: No, this has been the funnest.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about our trips to Hawaii.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: The thing that's great about it is we wake up
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: and there is arrow pressure.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And we've talked about this as a family before. We
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: are chillers.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: We are not the type of people to sit there
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and be like, Sunday, we're going out on a boat Sunday.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Do I say Sunday? Ready?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: You said Sunday.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: But we can say you're going out on Sunday. We're
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: gonna go uh start at Saturday.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Monday, we're gonna do Sharks Cup. Like, we're just not planners.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: We wake up and we see how we feel.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I may plan that on Monday. If it's Friday, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: may plan something on Monday that sounds so great that
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I would do on Friday. But when Monday rolls around,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do that anymore. So I don't
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: make plans.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just not planners.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what I love about this trip,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and this instead of ten days, we extended to two
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: full weeks. Next year, I'm going to I think I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: could try to do a month. I want to do
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: at least three weeks next year. And the reason for
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that is it flies by, and there's so many days
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: that there are times where we just wake up, we
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: chill around this house, and then we go out and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: just lay on the beach. And there's so many little
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: funny moments that happen, like Ocean finding a gecko for
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the first time, or Lisa's sitting on this couch and
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Ocean puts her hand on her leg and.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Says, your your leg feels like cac so shop. So
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Nick and Joe are here again.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: We were hanging out with them last year and Nick
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: bought Ocean and So said, these pink sweat outfits that
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: say Spice Girls on it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So Ocean didn't know who.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: The Spice Girls were. I show her Spice Girls. She's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: now obsessed. I'm going to post a video of her
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: doing the stop right now. Yeah, it is absolutely adorable.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: The fact that my child now knows who the Spice
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Girls are. She knows about TLC. She will watch No
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Scrubs on YouTube and say to Easton, that's left eye
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: and she died.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Left eye died.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: And it's so sad.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: She was so cool and point and she not her
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: nor her.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Left eye I know.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: And the other day she was sitting here and we
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: were watching because that's her favorite song right now is
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: No Scrubs. She goes, Chili pops on the screen and
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: she goes, mom, I don't look like her, and I
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, my child's getting I didn't think that
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: it would be so young that my child would know
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: that Gigi's not supposed to have prickly legs, that Ocean
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: is looking at girls and wanting to like look like them.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yep.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: She watches the Spice Girls, and she knows exactly which
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: one she wants to be. She does the whole dance.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how fast time goes. And I think that's
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: another reason why I'm like two weeks is not long enough,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Like we need to extend to create more memories. You
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: want to know what else this trip has brought, which
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I've never done before, is so Ocean is a nightmare
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: when she doesn't have a nap, which I think a
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: lot of parents can relate to.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know the days where your child got
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: enough sleep.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: And Ocean naps at school, and she's like a different
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: child on those days. She it's really hard for me
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: to get her down for naps. So on this day,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: she was not kind and we were going into town
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and she had been screaming, I hate you, and she
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: had been screaming to go away, and I just like
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I had to put my foot down at some point.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It's the first time that I've really actually stuck to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: my guns. And she wanted an ice cream with the
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: rest of it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Well, like we talked about you, there has to be
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: the visual as well. Well.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I gave her the visual.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: We all got icys, and of course we shared with her,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: but she was like sitting at the menu and she
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: was so excited. But I had told her, Oh my god,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: don't do that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna cry. No, I felt so.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I felt so because you're a great mom. And guess what,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: being a great mom comes with discipline. And it sucks
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: that you had to do that, but you either create
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: this monster that you give everything to. You have to
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: be a mother and tell your child. Now, that's the
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: hardest thing about being a mother is saying no to
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: your child. It really is. So what you had to do.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: A lot of moms have to do a lot of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: There are so many moms that I now know that
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: that will discipline their child, go into their room and
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: ball because they did not want to. Yeah, so that
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: was God every mom, And that's the thing. You have
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: to do it with your child. If you don't, we're
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: gonna have just a whole bunch of undisciplined children and
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: it's going to be a nightmare. So you have to discipline.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: And as bad as it is, you did very well.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: You disciplined her. You let her know why she wasn't
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: getting ice cream while we were eating. You let her
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: know why, and then she was acting well and then
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: she deserves some bites, so then she got some. But
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: that was a visual.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: She's been very good and I told her, I said,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you have to take a nap today, and she's had
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: one in the past two days. And she says, I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: don't want to, and I say, Ocean, when you don't
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: get a nap, you're not very kind. So I want
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you to go lay in our bed and just like
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: just have quiet time at least, and then she knocks out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: She wakes up and tells me, Mom, I had a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: nap today. That's why I'm going to be so kind.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: So she does know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But I think it's that piled on with the post
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: about the teeth and people like like people wrote about
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: me as like a parent, and like the message that
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I send in here's the thing, you guys, can people
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: can say or write about whatever they want when it
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: comes to like me as a person. But I think
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: anyone with kids, when you start commenting or putting judgment
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: on mine someone else's, it's it's like very disorienting. And
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: then people talking about because I refer to so says
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: my dream baby, and people even taking that as far
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: as to say in the comments section that like how
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: would how would you feel being ocean and saying things
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: like that, and I'm like, yeah, why is everyone making
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a thing out of nothing? Like ocean is is such
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: my golden.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Child kids, I was gonna say, you can't just call
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: them both your golden children. And one is the golden child,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: one is your dream baby, they're both. You want both.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: You want a great dream and we all want some goal.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: And she's my golden child because of number one what
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: we experience. But she's like the kid who made me
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a mom. She's so freaking spicy and so freaking sweet
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: all at the same time.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna interrupt you because I feel like a
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: lot of people don't see it because it's not on film,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: but I see it, and I know Gigi does. When
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: you see ocean, Yes, when you see Sosa, you have
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: a light in your eye. Yeah, but there is times
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: where I see you look at ocean and there's no
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: other light that I've seen you like that bright and
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: you can tell but ocean is very special to you.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: And I don't know what people see or think, but
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I witness waking up in the morning with everyone and
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I see her walking out, and I see you and
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: the way you look, and you never look like that
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: in any other situation. And I know that that is
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: because of your golden child.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like Sosa is the dream baby
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: because she didn't. She wasn't the product of just like
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: two people falling in love and pro creating or a
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: one night stand. It was like she was the dream
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: baby because I thought so hard on her and thought,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: how am I going to make this happen? I really
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: want a baby on my own, but how do I like,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: how do I do it?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: And then without a man's right?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: So when she arrived and she's healthy and happy and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: this structure that I've created, it's like wow, Like I
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I had dreams about this moment of expanding my family
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: by myself, and we did it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So I don't know how we got taken. Oh, we
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: got taken on that term because I had a discipline ocean.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: And then like all the comments I'm like, feel like
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: not a good parent.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: No, you're an amazing parent. And to every other mom
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: out there that feels the same, You're all doing well.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: There's no manual. Every kid comes different. You just swing
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: the bat and no, hopefully ye make some contact and
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: you're doing well in this little game called life.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: No, I know, And it's like important because it's like
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the other day or yesterday we went to Shark's Cove,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and there's so many things that I want Ocean to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: experience because I'm like, I want her to have the
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: best time. I want her to talk about this forever.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: And honestly, it's the tiniest of things, her going into
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the water and like looking at the fish. The biggest
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: thing she remembered was getting out of the water and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: a crab, a tiny little black.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Crab like ran across the rock.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's the tiniest things that they remember. And I feel
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: like so much pressure on ourselves as parents in general,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: and like, I hope she's gonna remember coming to Hawaii
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: when she gets older.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: She is starting to have memories.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think back on a lot of things that
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: mom and Dad used to talk to us about, like
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: trips when we were young. I don't remember any of
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: those extravagant trips. I remember like bits and pieces of
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: like being nowhere yes with family, and I'm like, I
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: remember that that was great. It's like put pressure, like
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: you said to do these extravagant things for hope and
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: hope that your kid remembers it. And it's like just
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: you being a family. There's going to be moments that
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: your kid is going to remember. And that's all you
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: gotta do is just be a family and do the
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: things around. Your kids are gonna get amazing experiences being
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: with family. Yeah, you don't have to do jet skiing,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: you don't have to go crazy, go lay on a
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: beach with some pineapple and hang because that's the other
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: thing I remember more of, like the beach with dad
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: just sipping his vodka lemonades when cheese dog. But like
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: we would go to Disneyland, think of that.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I don't remember ever.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Going to Disneyland exactly. Do you want to know? The
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: one thing the rust in that car ride. That is
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: the only thing I don't remember Disneyland. I remember almost
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: getting there. That's it. But that's the experience. Don't put
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: your just live life. Your kids are going to get
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: experiences just through family.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: That was so beautifully set Easton.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: So I just don't put pressure. I hate when families
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: put pressure. You're doing it for the wrong reasons.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Well that's I think.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: What's so annoying is I feel like in my life
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: there are so many things that I look at and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I go, damn it, I wish I would have done
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: that differently, I wish I were better at this. And
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: then when I think about myself as a mom, of
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: course there are moments where I'm like, ugh, I was
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: too hard on Ocean today, or I could have held
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: so some more, I feel like I didn't hold her
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: enough to day, Like, there are moments, but I feel
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: like when I look at the overall picture of like
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: being a parent, I'm like, it's the one place that
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I can confidently say, like, I'm doing pretty much now.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: You do your kids go to sleep and with teeth
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: brushed and love? Yes, do they wake up and have breakfast?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: You're doing fucking great.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Ocean's big thing right now, you guys, is to tell
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: everyone that her mom doesn't feed her. Who does Ocean,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Cause you get an f because you did not feed
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: me today?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, Ocean, just didn't you just chose
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: to you? I did feed you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Your only thinking about when you came out of your
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: room for the seventeenth time at eleven o'clock and wanted
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a marshmallow, And I told you, no, you're not remembering
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: the full dinner that I gave you at a decent hour.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: And I've now been trying to put you to bed
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: for the past four hours, and all she can remember there, Oh,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: here she comes.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, here comes brickflet boom, Ocean.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about you and the Spice girls.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Who's your favorite? What Carr?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think she knows the name yet, she can
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: only point them out that later. Who's your favorite of TLC?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite of TLC? So there?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: We had a lot of areas, but this, this trip
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: to Hawaii again is one of the most amazing.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: We're going to extend our trip next year. And it
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: took as much as I love doing the pot, it
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: did take a lot for me to get on this
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: mic right now because all I want to do is
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: go jump in the same But I.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Do love doing it here because I feel like everybody
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: gets to come on vacation with us.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm so happy to have you and I'm
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: gonna take you guys with me throughout the day.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Ocean.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Do you want to tell them and who you're gonna
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: go and see? Today.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: What did you see yesterday? My love? Come tell everybody.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: At first three sea turnels.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Three sea turtles, Oh my gosh, and what are and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do today? See Summer That's exactly right,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go see Summer Moon today.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: You guys, I wanna You're welcome. I love you so much.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys for tuning in to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: another episode of the Give Them La La podcast from Hawaii.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm taking you all with me today and I'm gonna
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: catch you guys on Monday for the bonus, and then again.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Next week on Wednesday. You can see this video.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: It drops Friday on nine am Pacific time. I love
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you guys, have a the great rest of the week.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: BA