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[Music] welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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your guide to All Things
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nerdy I think we might sound a little bit better this week yeah well better than
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last week when well I mean Dan and I sounded fine we just didn't have a
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podcast to do yeah I mean I recorded an entire podcast but uh apparently it's
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not in the rules at least two of us have to be there to do a whole podcast so I
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did one of my own once if you recall I do actually and actually yeah
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Jenna pointed out we apologized and said oh we haven't had to do this in a while
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we did I did it by myself about two weeks before that but I
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forgot yeah we we have yeah we United
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have not apologized in a long time no how you guys
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feeling back home after that long flights that jet laggy feeling and then
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you get the flu feeling as well MH mhm that's where I'm at at the moment MH
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yeah I got sick when I got here at first yeah uh it was not
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good well thanks for thanks for coming all the way over of course wouldn't miss
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it thanks for guys have a good time I had a ball yeah was good good
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good I didn't get to shoot any guns in America which I was disappointed about
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but Luke did so yeah I sh a few guns it's fun I've been here two and a half
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months and I still haven't so I keep forgetting that that's a thing I can do
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yeah yeah it is man yeah still upset that you haven't don't own a gun yet so
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in case the listeners don't know these loveely gentlemen are kind enough to
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come to my wedding over here in America we had some had
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some fun times mhm mhm what was your favorite thing uh about I was going to
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say America might as well just say Rhode Island because that's all Dan saw when
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he was here yeah I saw a little bit beyond Rhode Island yeah he saw a bit of
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Massachusetts yeah yeah and uh did I
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like you put me on the spot Mt sorry squirrels well I tell you what I didn't
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like okay didn't like the [ __ ] weather it was rainy
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my God it is so nice to be back in the tropics Jesus well from from what I
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understand that's nothing yeah right it's not it's not even cold yet as far as anyone's
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concerned well I don't want to put this back on you Matt but I might have been
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okay if I'd been told to dress appropriately as opposed to being told n
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you'll be fine it's quite warm well that's I'm I was just telling you what
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everyone was telling me cuz I've like I said I've been here 2 and a half months
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I I had no idea uh I was like you know you know is it going to be cold and was
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like nah it's just October don't worry about it like all
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right but uh you actually told us like don't worry about it like days are fine
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nights get a little cool but nothing to worry about that's what I was told I
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brought a hoodie with me that's what I was told which I I had to unpack from my
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under the bed zipped up winter you don't really need them over there do you do not no
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no well but I mean it looks good the cold looks good I mean your wedding
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pictures look like the cover of a Stephen King novel with a Mist rolling in across the
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Moors yeah that you couldn't have planned that better I'm pretty happy
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with all that it was a fun time was a great time you know love get having you
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guys over here you know they get to see
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you guys ever now unless we all fly to different countries it's weird well I
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mean you've only been there two months we've already all come over to visit you
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so true I guess that does kind of put the ball in my court maybe we just do
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that now maybe we're at that age where we just fly all around the world for
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each other now yeah maybe I think we're going to have to like where where should
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we go next time so we've all done Australia we've done America should we
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do Singapore next sure yeah well I mean we kind of did CRA as well earlier this
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year Dan flew over yours we did we were all in CRA yeah and I mean I drove down
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uh because I was still in Sydney at the time but yeah I guess Singapore's next
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all right all right see you guys soon what's there to do in Singapore
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uh not a huge amount well I guess Dan is going to have to marry somebody yeah
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that's right I was I was going to say like don't be expecting a wedding uh cuz
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I'm I'm not Jew for one of those just yet don't forget I can officiate the
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wedding for you I've got practice now oh yes you do and what a great job you did
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you did a great job for all the listeners who don't know Luke was the
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celebrant at Matt and Jenna's wedding yeah and I got to say uh everyone was
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saying oh what a great job he did and I was like yeah he did do a great job uh
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considering and then I would show them a little clip from the end of um uh
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whatever episode The Dragon strap on is of this podcast of Luke attempting to
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say the words I accidentally got soap in Dan's urethra you know yeah yeah bit of
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a tongue tongue twister uh yeah and they they understood
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why I was a little concerned but you did a great job um I was very very happy
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with how it all turned out a lot of practic just I just practiced words I
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knew I was going to struggle with uhuh what were they B mcboat face
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and danra hey you got through those real
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quick hey you sure did yeah I leave it up to the listeners to figure out how
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that fits into the ceremony all right so what's been
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happening in the world I am still haven't been reading any news I'll
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tell you something that happened to earlier tonight if you like okay um oh
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this is current breaking news yeah we
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were having a few drinks and uh I don't know I don't know if I should name
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people I don't know if this is an it's kind of embarrassing story I suppose
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sort of why don't you name them for us but then we can decide whether we leave
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them in the show all right well you got you know where I was cuz I told you
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where I was I was at the house where the wedding took place y y and we're having
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a few drinks and uh somebody said why
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don't we have uh some espresso martini and so a bottle of Bailey's was was
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fetched uh and then someone noticed that there was no lid on the bottle uh which
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is unusual mhm uh but also that there was something strange about the liquid
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in the bottle okay and so and so those
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of us who've been in Australia for a bit were like oh I wonder if you know
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there's like bugs or something in there uh and so a bit got tipped out and yeah
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there was something funny about it uh and then someone said oh maybe you know
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it's a cockroach or something like that but they don't have cockroaches here but
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you know what what what do they have here try and guess
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um Mass murderers mosquitoes more than one of those no no bigger bigger than a
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mosquito bees bumblebees bigger than a bee bigger than a
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bumblebee American bald eagles smaller than an American bald eagle
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American bald eagles probably eat them uh Mexican
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immigrants smaller than a Mexican mouse it was a mouse
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oh yeah it was [ __ ] up so what it was
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just that drug it couldn't stand anymore I guess it fell
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in and just drowned in a bottle of Bailey it was a pretty full bottle and
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how long dead do you think this mouse was before you discovered it well I
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don't know cuz I mean I guess my question is did it look like a wet mouse
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or did it looked like some grotesque bloated it looked like it looked like a
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a wet Mouse right well then you got off Lucky in my tell me about it well did I
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cuz I still had to witness it did anyone drink anything though no no thank God
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and did you notice before you started pouring it out yeah oh yeah like uh it
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well it got it got poured into the sink and and then yeah was revealed and then
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there was much screaming how does a whole Mouse fit into a bottle of Bailey
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yeah I don't know it must uh unless it like lived in there for a while and
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grew maybe it was all bloated no I don't know I don't know how
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it got well I mean it came out so yeah yeah that was uh are we talking a normal siiz
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Mouse well yeah yeah I mean it's a big bottle all the you've seen the bottles of booze
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they have here they're all big oh yeah they do have those it was like a you
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know it was like a 2 L bottle of Bailey but how big is the the
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spout about Mouse sized did you did you see the when they were pouring the
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cocktails how big those just looking at that beautiful beautiful liquid those
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big 2 L bottles have quite a big opening
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fit a couple mice in there I so wish we had them mhm I did learn that Luke
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discovered the top secret location of the Gin at the
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wedding I I it wasn't very well HED and
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someone pointed it out to me uh-huh
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uh-huh I didn't drink that much of it oh no of course you didn't I'm not I'm just
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messing I don't care I was taking painkillers and beer that night for
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someone who doesn't care you've brought it up an awful lot I'm just saying
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that's cuz I think it's funny yeah
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yeah so yeah that's uh that's Mouse news for this week well don't move on just
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yet we we covered all of mouse news let's check else could fig to Mouse news I've
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got some more animal news yeah let's stay on animal news then all right this
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one is well it's it's from a a Boston based website from the look of it but
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it's uh it's about a man in Florida uh where' this one come from you know about
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this one Dan you're talking about the man who uh cut off his dick fed it to an
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alligator that's the one more dick news then isn't it
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play the jingle [Music]
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Ms 52y old man from Tavarez yep
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T in Florida tonight in intensive care after he was seriously injured during what was
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described by investigators as a 5-day binge on methamphetamine yeah okay
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seriously injured I think is an understatement based on the headline
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yeah as his neighbor approached they could see he was clutching his
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groin which seemed like it was soaked in blood mhm I asked him what he had done
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he said he was hurt badly and can you please call for help mhm you got to read
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through a lot to get to what we really want to know CCTV footage reveals Mr
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Canfield well we've named names alongside the canal that runs behind his
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property in his hand he holding his genitals at the point he spots an
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alligator in the opposite of the canal flings his genitals in that direction
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I've obviously missed some how the genal got into his hand well I think the key
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the key the key Point here is he chopped
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them off yeah now does it say uh did he
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get the Franks and the beans or you know how how how much of his tackle did he
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get I'm thinking yes because down the bottom here it's saying there's no
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chance whatsoever of recovering them to me that them would be yeah so it's the
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whole thing well I mean the alligator ate them yeah if it was just the it
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would be it but yeah I think he did the lot well it says in the video which
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investigators have refused to release to the media thank God God damn
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it the gator is alleged to have quickly pounced on his genitals and consumed
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them yep well he didn't have to pounce on them he was fed them wasn't he yeah
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he threw them at him that's so weird does this imply he' cut off his dick and
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was looking for something to do with them then saw an alligator and went oh
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feed him to this yeah it it does sound like that but I I
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assume oh [ __ ] God knows what he was doing why I don't know why anyone would
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do this oh uh 4 day binge on methamphetamine I think it's the short
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answer I want to see another interview with him now what are you planning to do
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with your life now no dick
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yeah so he was with uh he was with the woman before we go on stay on that bit
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Luke what would you do with your life if you had no dick good point good question
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how would your life change um I wouldn't need as much
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porn no that's true you would have to sit down to pee I I do that anyway it's
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comfortable yeah I figured you I think it' probably affect your relationship in
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some way yeah it probably might have a bit of a yeah it might affect my
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relationship a little bit Yeah would you just go go with it and just decide to
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live life as a woman or would you be happy with just being a man with no dick
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well so I'll stop you there Dan a woman is not just a man with no
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dick L do I now have to identify as female and I'm now a
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lesbian or Dan I don't know uh yeah I mean that sounds right to me Luke but
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[ __ ] Captain Captain PC over there might say that lesbian isn't just a man
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with no dick who also likes women I just didn't know yeah well now you
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do well it says here Mr Canfield was with uh a woman or a man with no dick
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and uh he became violent threatened her with a knife before running into the
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backyard of the property he followed her sorry she followed him outside and saw
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he had removed his clothes I was puzzled about what he was going to do next she
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told investigators I had no idea he would cut off his privates well why
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would you no no I mean what indication can you give someone that you're going
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to cut off your dick yeah she said she tried ladies right
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in what happened if one of you was you know high on methamphetamines and
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started undressing my first assumption would not be like oh God he's going to
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try and cut his balls off again yeah it' be like does this guy think we're GNA
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[ __ ] yeah I think it's party time yeah she she tried multiple times
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to intervene but he threatened her with a knife and she says remarkably he
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seemed quite calm as he began cutting and she was the one screaming and begging him to
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stop I like this quote from investigators given what has happened in
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this case we believe there's a slim chance of him abusing meth in the future
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no [ __ ] no I actually think he's more of a chance of him using meth now yeah in
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fact if he' if he'd almost cut his dick off he might actually have an Awakening
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and be like I am never using meth again I almost cut off my dick but if you've
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cut off your dick you may as well just be [ __ ] he blew it it's yeah it's done poor
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bastard well I mean
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[ __ ] so not even once everybody meth not even once cuz you will probably cut your
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dick off and feed it to an alligator once again though these uh online news
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sources always have a a picture up with the headline and this is a picture of
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the most satisfied looking alligator you've ever seen but um yeah but I'm
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really I'm really not certain that this is the alligator considering that that it says
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here an alligator photographed in the wild well I mean they are in the wild in
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Florida sure but editorially there must have been someone going nope that one doesn't
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look with himself if you were going to put an if you were going to put the
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alligator on there you would say this is the alligator that ate the this is the
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[ __ ] thing yeah yeah you would have like one of those Graphics that like
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pointed to its stomach with a drawing of the dick yeah that's right so you knew
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where the dick now was yeah in case you weren't
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sure do you know sort of in in a weird way
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right for about a nano this alligator was giving this man a
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[ __ ] yeah sort of you know the most extreme Split Second his dick was in an
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alligator mouth I mean it was it was very very
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quickly just chomped on and consumed I mean not many people can claim that so
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exactly right but if nothing else he can say that yeah in fact if I was telling
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this story about myself years later I'd be like yeah I getting sucked off by
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this alligator cuz I'm sucked it right off yeah and he uh he took it a bit too
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far and as I came he uh he just choed it on down yeah at least he swallowed hey
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hey hey boys and then you'd be known as the most hard C dude in the [ __ ] Universe with
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no dick it reminds me there's a story I mean I don't know where I read this I
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read this as a kid in a book of friends happened to a friend a book of weird
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facts uh and it always confused me because I was like I don't how I don't
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know how this can be true but there was a story of uh a guy in Germany I think
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it was Germany and he was having a competition at the pub to see who was
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the you know the toughest and they were all doing various things like slamming
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their hands in the car doors or whatever and um allegedly this guy chopped his
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own head off I know and it always struck me as a
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little I'm Googling this right now man Germany I mean German yeah German man
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chop own head off oh yeah own head I should really put in there too yeah like
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I said I just remembered that this was a thing I read as a kid and I even as a
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kid I was like I don't know about that one was it 1996
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it could be German man cuts off yep I've got it here checks
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out yeah checks out oh here we go the story is not entirely true I'm sorry
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Matt do you want me to read it on or you you want to just keep going thinking a
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child no no no no I want to know this is just somebody who's put it in the
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comments I'm polish and remember reading about this incident in newspapers two
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guys got drunk and started to make Macho type bets you overestimate the wealth of
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Polish restaurants if you believe they were using a chainsaw okay
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weird I remember the BET was resolved using an axe one man laid his head down
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and bet the one with the axe that he was not brave enough to make the cut right
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right which is a little different so the other guy cut his head off yeah okay
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yeah as opposes cutting your own Mak a lot more sense sort of I mean it doesn't
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make any [ __ ] sense at all where do we go from dick news any more dick
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news uh well sort of I mean there's a there's article here about uh the a
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hacker has been blamed uh put these dick things this happened last Friday
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apparently mhm uh I made a lot of traffic on a street in Jakarta a
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pornographic film started playing on a video billboard setting Indonesian
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social media a blaze yeah well Indonesia a very very strict Islamic State mhm I
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figured so they would not enjoy this shite yeah well apparently it was uh it
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was some a Japanese porno uh it played for five minutes over here they [ __ ]
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love Japanese porn over here really yeah they love it maybe you shouldn't be
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admitting this no it's not me oh yeah right they they you said they yep no
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worries yeah they
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my it was on for five minutes before the police were able to cut off the
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power uh and apparently people are saying it seems like a harmless prank
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but then the police got involved uh and they've seized computers and launched a
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full investigation apparently they're taking this very seriously yeah um that
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person if he gets caught and he's like there he might be in a fair bit of
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trouble yeah yeah he might also have his di removed fed to an alligator it's a
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possibility yeah probably ran or something I'd say oh yeah well they
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haven't named any suspects but they've spoken to nearly a dozen people from the
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company that owns the billboard but the company is saying it was a hacker who
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took over the compter nearly a dozen people from the same company wow what an
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investigation did you say anything you you and then yeah they're like saying oh
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no it was a hacker it was a hacker like yeah of course they're not going to
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admit it they made a mistake God this reminds me of that
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story we reported on last year about the uh the the pornographic film playing
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instead of the uh memorandum video at somebody's funeral oh oh yeah
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right I mean this is slightly less awkward than that well I was told a
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story the other day by my boss that that exact same thing happened to them at a
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corporate event and instead of the the corporate video playing it was porn
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really yes and there was all these kind of excuses made and then years later the
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guy finally admitted no I just I just hit play on the wrong
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thing yeah yeah it was me what as in like on his laptop yeah
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yeah [ __ ] that's pretty funny also in Indonesia actually really okay so he
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would have got in a lot of trouble yep well no he got he got in trouble because
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he didn't admit it till like a decade after right what's the um statute of
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limitations in Indonesia on porn on Dick news dick
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news oh dear well while we're in
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Asia do you want to talk about North Korea I'd love to talk about North Korea
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I thought you might so uh we've talked about North Korea many times that's one
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of our I was going to say favorite countries it's not cuz it's terrif and I
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hate that there's a place like North Korea in the world but they it is
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interesting it's just so interesting yeah let's say it's our favorite country
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to talk about though yeah it's it's very interesting so North Korea uh for those
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who don't know uh they basically isolate their their citizens from uh from the
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rest of the world and while they do have computers uh they are not like our
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computers they're limited and they do have the internet but it's also Limited
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uh and we didn't really know to what extent until recently however it's been
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discovered uh this is as of the 21st of September this article says uh they have
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discovered that apparently they have 28
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websites let me guess PornHub red tube [Laughter]
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um they used to think that uh that they were able to get to as many as 5 a half
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thousand websites but apparently that is not the case
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uh there are 28 how boring would it be surfing the internet over
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there well look we we were alive when there were only 28 websites and they
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were all porn yeah most of them were yeah so I can only assume I wonder if
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they have such a slow time downloading a single jpeg as we had back in those
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days we you sort of hit it and then 5 minutes later come back to see if the
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picture was any good and you wanted to continue getting the rest or if you're
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moving on what is the population of North Korea and can a server of just one
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out of 28 websites handle the
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traffic I don't know what the population is let's have a look the population I
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think it's quite big but the amount of people who have computers is quite
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small yeah that's probably true population of North Korea is
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24.9 million oh man get out of there F
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get out it's crazy easy well okay here are some well not some this is
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apparently a list of the the websites
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yeah so there's air coyo which is uh a website for North Korea's Only
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commercial airline which operates internal flights as well as
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International ones to China Russia and Kuwait uh there is Korean dishes which
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is a recipe website uh it's run by the Korean Association of cooks don't know why I
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guess guess that's relevant um there is a website called friend which is the
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site for the cultural committee for cultural relations with foreign
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countries an organization based in Spain that organizes cultural events and
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international exchanges between North Korea and other countries okay interesting
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yeah uh great National Unity which is a
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Pyongyang broadcasting agency website uh yeah Korean Association of Social
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scientists the Korean Central news agency mhm I'd be interested to see that
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one you can probably go to the Korean Central news agency website but it's all
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in Korean so will Google translate handle that yeah that's what Google
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translates for do we have the URL M no it doesn't have the URL in there I mean
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just can you search for Korean Central news agency kcna a. KP KP okay going
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there now oh you go it's in English oh
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mine's not no mine's not but can be you've got the option up the top there
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it is English could also have it in espanol so there you go it's mostly news
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about kimyong un traitor Park in High's crimes disclosed well no surprises there
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I guess visiting a fruit farm visiting
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an oxygen Factory oxygen Factory yep
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visiting a souvenir Factory visiting a spring water Factory that's all he does
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visiting a syringe Factory
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yeah wow breaking news while some of the other websites the North Koreans are
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luck luck are lucky enough to be able to visit the uh Korean International Youth
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and children's travel company I don't know what that is the Korean National
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Insurance Corporation that's their state-run insurance company apparently
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the only one uh the ker education
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fund uh the Korean Elderly Care
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fund core film official site of the pongyang International Film Festival and
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the have we entered films into that competition yet oh my God I'm gonna
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enter that yes we should y I'm GNA just going to scroll down because there's I
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mean a lot of these are not terribly interesting kimyong Kim ilong University
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rather website from first University built in North Korea
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um and a bunch of other websites uh including what appeared to be the
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Facebook clone Starcon which I think is uh their their only social network that
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they're allowed to use I want to know if we can use that
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Stu so we disc we mentioned how many people actually have computers there
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apparently in order to get on the internet you you do need to have uh a
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computer and the the intrnet I guess they call it the intrnet it's not the
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Internet it's like a yeah you know internal thing uh uh okay sorry sorry
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clarify you can get to their internet
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through an intranet called bright uh which is just a a big Network in North
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Korea so I guess that means you know they can uh probably track everything
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that you're doing uh it's all free to use if you have a computer however
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computers can costs can cost months of salary and people have to be granted
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government permission to purchase one okay so wow that means out of the
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country's 25 million people only few thousand have access to the internet
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well I didn't have to get permission but my first computer definitely took months
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of my salary yeah yeah that's true so there you go could be worse next time
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you're uh you know can't get to Facebook on your on your mobile because you're
29:13
out of range could be worse you could read like the entire internet every day
29:19
exactly and still have time yeah you could Oh Where Have You Been you're late
29:23
oh sorry I was just reading the entire internet yeah again I'm
29:29
y I'll just read it again tomorrow just to make sure I've got it all but yeah
29:34
I've done the internet how often do they update the internet well these are look
29:39
like a lot of government sites so not
29:42
often yeah I wouldn't think so and also they've got to carefully check through
29:48
everything that they're going to post on the internet to make sure that it's not
29:51
actually accidentally going to reveal that there's an outside world yeah you don't want to
29:56
accidentally reveal that mhm although there are some news articles in the
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archives here that do say uh that do talk about
30:05
how much of a nuclear threat America is
30:08
right now to them so you do want you do want to remember that there is an
30:13
outside world you just want to remind everyone that it's a really dangerous
30:16
place it's against them yeah yeah can I tell you something funny that I saw on
30:21
the plane please do coming back from
30:24
America mhm M there was a guy uh sitting
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opposite me and down one across the row
30:33
so I could see his monitor for the entire time right yeah and uh to
30:39
entertain himself during the 13-hour leg
30:43
of the flight he watched nothing except Chloe morette's
30:50
movies what what yeah he watched one after another after
30:56
another like is somebody masturbating oh sorry I was I'm fixing
31:02
[Laughter] something I could hear you Luke I could
31:07
hear you whacking around what were you fixing that requires that much lubricant
31:12
um no I'm scratching off a I brought a card in America for Xbox credit mhm and
31:18
I'm just scratching off the thing but I think I've scratched it off and I can't
31:21
read it now and also I just come yeah that's that so I've got no interest now
31:26
yeah yeah just I I noticed I just kind of casually noticed I's watching that
31:31
new Chloe Mar movie where you know that kind of teen teen fiction what what what
31:36
do they call that genre like uh everything looks like Teen
31:42
Movie No it's it's like uh Hunger Games every every movie now
31:47
looks like the Hunger Games oh yeah yeah she's in one of them she's in some
31:52
Hunger G the fth wave yeah that's the one right you answer that so quickly
31:57
Luke I haven't it I just know that she's in it yeah I bet you do so uh he watched
32:02
that um then a couple of hours later I looked up he was watching a different
32:07
movie with her in it I'm like oh what a coincidence he's watching two Chloe
32:11
mettes movies a couple of hours later I looked up and he was watching another
32:15
one I was like [ __ ] hell man like so he's a fan yeah he's a big fan and and
32:21
this was like this is not some teenage boy right this is a middle-aged
32:26
gentleman who just [ __ ] loves a bit of Chloe morett much like Luke yeah yeah
32:33
hang on I I I watched neighbors to on the flight the sequel to The Long running
32:39
Australian soap opera yep that's the one
32:45
Atlas Atlas that doesn't need to go in the little box buddy what are you doing
32:50
sorry about that he was uh I mean he he he obviously used the litter box and
32:55
then was trying you know they bury they bury what they did y he decided that
33:01
well one of my cats does yeah he decided that the um the bath mat in the uh in
33:06
the bathroom where his litter is uh needed to go into the litter to cover
33:10
his poop oh okay yeah well you know you cover it with whatever you got yeah and
33:15
obviously I didn't want him to to do that so it's funny one of my cats covers
33:19
the other one covers it for for her that's adorable it mirrors your
33:24
relationship in a way yeah so so Chloe morett yeah we know Luke's a fan of
33:29
Chloe morett I mean I think she's she's fine yeah yeah she's fine yeah I didn't
33:35
like Kim Kardashian I didn't like the uh the Cary remake so much but uh that's
33:40
not her fault you know she was she was fine in it I didn't think it was that
33:44
bad no it it was just the same movie which I'd seen already but what's she up
33:50
to now you asking Luke um last thing I know she was in was the fifth ways and
33:55
neighbors all right well I mean I'm asking cuz what she's doing now there is
33:59
a news article in here I assume somebody put it in oh
34:03
right well yeah I mean uh she's in yet another remake of of an old horror film
34:08
I guess doing the carry remake just didn't satisfy her but she's apparently
34:13
going to be in the remake of uh one of my favorite old European horror films
34:20
sasia the Dario agento classic did I know you are also a fan of man I am I
34:25
have a very uh fancy special edition DVD box set of that with bunch of extra
34:31
shite [ __ ] yeah uh it's a mie have no idea what this movie is it is about a an
34:36
American girl who travels to France to
34:40
go to a very prestigious uh ballet school and some stuff
34:47
happens look I'm I'm okay with them remaking this because I mean look it's a
34:51
classic but it's it's pretty H it's it's kind of unapproachable this fil
34:58
now I'm watching flicking through the trailer now and it doesn't look like a
35:02
dated well no so you you you have to watch it from a from a retro point of
35:07
view you know you have to watch it for Nostalgia um but there's one thing that
35:13
I want to just say if they do remake it they better get Goblin to do the
35:19
soundtrack again fck because they're not going to improve on that no it's one of
35:24
the best soundtracks of any film ever it's it's yeah really ambient and creepy
35:28
it's really well done yeah see I like it but I do I look at it having seen it in the
35:35
past um and it's got uh cuz you know the Dario
35:40
gento thing with you know the the colored lights and the it's not very
35:44
realistic looking I guess it's very stylized in P yes that's right it's
35:51
almost an art film yeah I can see how it' be weird for people who aren't you
35:56
know a aren't into that kind of thing and and be it's got Udo Kier in it I
36:00
think actually he does but only in one scene yeah like Udo Kier I watched him
36:06
in a movie the other night I rewatched shadow of the vampire oh did you ever
36:12
see that one I I think I did I know I can picture him in it I believe yeah
36:18
he's got quite a big role it's an ensemble cast but uh if you don't know
36:22
it's it's uh it's reporting that the the
36:27
old silent movie uh NOS veratu um starred a real vampire instead
36:33
of an actor playing a vampire so it's a little kind of silly comedy he also starred in
36:40
Blade yes he did that might be the first film I saw him actually might have
36:44
kickstarted my love for Udo Kier before you went back and watched Andy warhol's uh
36:49
Dracula blood for Dracula where he's chasing
36:54
virgins that's right is he in flesh with Frankenstein as well well yeah he's in
36:58
both yeah I thought so um blood for Dracula is the only movie that I can
37:04
think of where the hero rapes the leading lady to to save her to save her
37:09
yeah cuz Dracula Dracula only eats virgins so he loves this girl so much
37:15
that he rapes her so that she doesn't have to doesn't have to worry did he not
37:18
maybe discuss it with her nope nope like look if we do this Dracula leave you
37:23
alone you'll be good nope no okay
37:28
no it's a very odd film and then I mean it's not I I'll be honest it's not a
37:32
very good film in my opinion it's interesting uh because of for what it is
37:39
yeah uh an Andy warhole film but uh yeah yeah and it's got Udo Kier in it so
37:46
there's that yeah in fact in flesh for Frankenstein I think he plays the doctor
37:51
right yeah the from memory but I will need to
37:56
look this up yeah he does yeah that movie creeped me
38:01
out when I was a kid fles Frankenstein yeah I mean not because it was scary but
38:06
just because it's just a bit weird yeah yeah I know what you mean it's very um
38:11
like I watched because I was a yeah I was a fan of horror movies and a
38:16
particular fan of Frankenstein movies but I mostly knew the
38:21
universal um and the hammer films which
38:25
are quite safe you know I saw
38:30
thisy yeah weirdly
38:34
homoerotic yeah European European yeah precisely
38:39
yeah um so Suicide Squad is a film that
38:44
we all hated didn't didn't like we all
38:47
watched it that that we can say uh and I guess in a way contributed to the fact
38:53
that it was fairly successful at the box office cuz I I mean I paid for tickets
38:57
to see it it yeah so did I uh and it did
39:00
well but it was not very good and they are now going to as we figured they
39:07
probably would they're going to release an Extended Cut of the film yeah um
39:12
which is interesting uh but apparently it's got more Joker in it uh which I I
39:17
don't care to see that was not what that was missing no um but I'm interested to see
39:22
it anyway because like I we talked about it at Great length uh I feel like it
39:27
could have been a good movie if it was put together a bit differently so
39:30
maybe maybe this will be better it depends how different this is going to
39:35
be yeah cuz I worry that the it did do well at the box office right even though
39:40
it was it was critically uh I don't think it did do well at the
39:46
pox office cuz it didn't get the people going back to see it again I think it
39:50
did which is where they make their money I don't think it did poorly compared to
39:53
other things but it did terrible for a superhero movie here we
39:57
Box off of success or failure grossed
40:20
133.6k campaign it was a success uh but well it depends on how much they spent
40:26
on it I suppose but critically it it was a failure same I me Batman vers Superman was
40:32
financially successful I think wasn't it it just people didn't like it so they
40:37
yeah and for all its flaws it was infinitely better than this shite yeah
40:42
well anyway yeah hopefully I mean yeah the problems I had with Suicide Squad
40:46
were not that there weren't enough scenes with the Joker in it because I
40:49
thought he wasn't very good I don't think he should have been in it at all
40:53
yeah exactly um but I'm hoping this one will
40:58
have am I saying I'm I'm not going to watch this I don't think oh of course
41:02
you're not why would you waste your time I'm probably not going to watch this at
41:05
all stop watching sequels and re-releases of movies you hated Matt
41:11
yeah I know okay this movie isn't going to be made better by making it longer no
41:17
I do still want to see that 6 hour edit of Star Wars Episode 1 cuz I think that
41:20
could be better what yeah yeah I would be interested in that
41:25
too do you know what was uh out the other night and uh on the television uh
41:32
in the bar I was in came on Back to the Future 3 oh yeah yep and I was like I
41:38
said out loud I'm like ah this is a great movie and someone said no it
41:44
isn't and I'm like what I'm like it's the same movie as the first
41:48
movie Just In The West yeah you just like it a lot yeah and then he was like
41:55
Back to the Future 2 is at least different Back to the Future 3 is just
41:57
Back to the Future just a little slightly bit different and I was
42:01
like yeah you're right yeah like it's exactly it is exactly
42:07
that when you watch it because I have watched them all recently fairly
42:12
recently in the last few years and the first movie Back to the Future still
42:17
holds up as a really good movie AAL fantastic
42:23
surprising just a solid movie Back to the Future 2 is the sequel no one was
42:27
asking for and that never really needed to happen mhm um but I still like Bits
42:32
Of It Back to the Future 3 is Thoroughly enjoyable but yeah completely unoriginal
42:38
cuz I was I was just distracted by the film from that point on at the bar I
42:42
just kept finding myself watching it because and I don't know whether it is
42:45
because like is it a good film or is it just because like I just [ __ ] love
42:49
those movies so much because I did when I was it doesn't matter though if you
42:52
love them it doesn't matter if they good or not you enjoy it who cares but it's
42:55
it's been so long since I watched them that as soon as saw it was on the Telly
42:57
I was just watching it like yeah yeah it's the same movie so you could
43:03
easily just watch it instead of Back to the Future that's true if I get bored of
43:07
one I'll just watch the next one CU didn't they film like two and
43:12
three at the same time they did yep yeah in fact when I saw number two at the
43:16
cinema they had the trailer for number three straight after it before the credits
43:22
huh and I was like [ __ ] psyched yeah I bet because there one
43:27
thing to see the 50s there's another to see [ __ ] Cowboy Town yeah
43:33
exactly speak Cowboy town I watched the first episode of
43:39
Westworld last night so what is Westworld I've heard about West world is
43:43
Jonathan mullan's new TV series oh okay
43:48
and it is based on the the old film that was written by Michael kryon back in the
43:53
70s 73 I believe uh have you guys seen that episode
43:58
of uh The Simpsons old episode where they go to Itchy and Scratchy land and
44:03
the animatronics come alive and kill the patrons yeah it's based on that westw
44:08
movie I've seen the movie I love that movieed watch it with my dad yeah yeah
44:12
right and there was a seel to West called future world that was made I
44:16
think in the 80s it was less successful but this is a new series version of it
44:20
modern telling very up to-date and quite quite good okay
44:27
unfortunately this is HBO and not Netflix so they're not all out and ready
44:31
to watch week to week yeah I'm not used to that anymore I
44:37
know I don't know if I can do that well just wait for it to come on
44:41
Netflix then yeah you could wait I decided not to wait I figured Game of
44:45
Thrones is the still the one show that I watch week to week when it comes out
44:48
yeah see I don't watch it anymore F man I watched the first season
44:55
[ __ ] I watch game of Thrones since season 4 m [ __ ]
45:01
BL I never got it oh I did for a while
45:05
and then I just was like H don't care yeah yeah
45:12
well nothing like nothing I'm not going to sit here and
45:16
explain to you why Game of Thrones is the best show ever made so well he
45:21
talked about we've talked about how Australians are well known for pirating
45:26
Game of Thrones uh because we don't you know we don't have access to certain
45:30
things um but one thing you shouldn't do uh if you know if you're looking to
45:36
watch Game of Thrones uh and you happen to spot a USB stick in your
45:40
mailbox don't assume that's got the latest episodes of Game of Thrones on it
45:44
and someone's just done you a favor because apparently uh at the moment in Australia
45:51
so I'm safe and Dan's safe Luke yeah keep an eye out somebody is dump
45:57
USB drives into the mailboxes of people in
46:02
Australia and cuz people are silly they go I wonder what's on that plug it into
46:07
their computer bam infected with AIDS I don't I don't need
46:13
a random USB stick to infect my computer you got it covered do that
46:19
myself you can infect the computer yourself so this guy's just chucking
46:23
them in random letter boxes assuming that people are dumb enough to just put
46:27
a USB stick in their computer just because it arrived in the mail damn
46:31
people are stupid enough to do that people find them in the street how many
46:34
people what do you think going to be on there okay according to a recent study
46:39
from researchers at the University of Illinois 48% of people will pick up a
46:44
random USB stick plug it into their computer and open the files on it jeez
46:48
cuz people just don't think what do you think you're going to
46:52
find hidden treasure Yeah well yeah the latest episodes of Game of Thrones I mean look
46:57
if I found one in the street I might be tempted you know why because I'd be
47:03
curious I'm like who's this I'm not even tempted to put them in my computer ones
47:06
that I find in my drawer no I mean I'm I'm a little out of the
47:12
packet I put something on them I give it to someone and then I never see it again
47:16
that is my relationship with USB sticks you don't even keep your own I've
47:22
also got this thing that I will um indiscriminately delete everything from
47:26
any us s that gets handed to me oh yeah but that had that had something on it I
47:31
needed then I just say well that shouldn't have any Originals on a
47:35
[ __ ] USB stick oh of course yeah that's like when um because I have a
47:42
thing where I have talked about this on the show before where I kind of just
47:46
absent mindedly empty the the recycling bin when I'm on a computer like if I
47:52
delete something I do that too yeah yeah if I delete something goes in the bin
47:55
empty the recycling bin so it's gone right right yeah I hate seeing the
47:58
little little little Trash always just empty it yeah and if I at someone's
48:02
computer and I empty the recycle bin and this is happened a couple times and
48:06
they're like oh I had something I needed in there why [ __ ] B yeah you don't
48:12
you don't eat half your dinner put the rest in the bin and go I'll eat that
48:15
later like don't put things in the bin if you need them it's so weird that is
48:21
so weird this was in uh in corporate environments too where people like oh I
48:26
put it in there in case you know in case I you know want to get rid of it later
48:30
like don't do that it's not man I'm a big I'm a big stickler for uh good file
48:35
management Y and I get I get nazish about it in my office just go around
48:41
everyone's recycling bin I just go and guess
48:46
them also their garbage bins St them too can empty everything everyone loves me
48:52
at work but yes so yeah don't uh don't plug in USB sticks sounds like you got
48:56
that cover Luke well yeah but I just who's going around spending money on USB
49:01
sticks to randomly try and infect people well I'll tell you what money in time
49:06
isn't it no because if you know if I buy 100 USB sticks for what like five bucks
49:11
each what that's 500 bucks yep and they're probably cheaper than that these
49:15
ones and I put a bunch of virus or key loggers on them and I spread them out
49:20
put them into mailboxes right 48% of people plug them in so that's
49:24
250 so that's 250 money back from that and you don't even get to see the chaos
49:28
you've created no sorry if I get a key logger on your computer and then you log
49:34
into your internet banking or you log into your Facebook or you log into
49:38
whatever or VI install ad software on your computer and I get ad Revenue like
49:43
there's plenty of ways to monetize that stuff huh so that that's what they're
49:48
doing or there's ones that like the crypto Locker or whatever the [ __ ] it
49:52
was where it uh encrypts all your files and then says send me $1,000 otherwise
49:59
I'll delete kind of delete away you've given this a lot more than we have mate
50:04
what's that said you've clearly given this a lot more thought than we have well you
50:08
know I work in the uh IT
50:12
industry and also I'm dodgy so yeah I get the trick is uh
50:19
don't plug in USB sticks or own a Mac
50:22
and that's a joke yeah don't own a Mac no no no I'm I mean Max can get infected
50:29
with things too Dan have you ever opened I know Luke you haven't owned a Mac and
50:32
you probably don't plan to I have owned a Mac thank you very much luk has
50:36
actually owned a Mac before any of us did I owned a Macintosh LC 575 back in
50:42
the day okay that's how I played X-Wing and Tie Fighter oh okay yeah right okay
50:48
so you you had the um we've talked about this right with the funny arrow
50:52
keys yep is that right yeah y all the arrow keys in a line
50:57
yeah well you haven't bought a recent uh MacBook or or iMac I
51:03
assume no right well I know I I have and I know
51:08
Dan has um and have you ever opened the uh you know the packaging for
51:13
your new Mac and thought I wish that smell could just
51:20
stay and linger every day the smell of a fresh
51:25
Apple device I mean I guess it does have its
51:30
own unique smell but I can't I can't say it's a good smell other than the fact
51:35
that it's kind of tied into the fact that you've got a new I dare say I dare
51:40
say they you know cuz they spend a lot of time on the packaging and all that
51:43
kind of stuff I'm sure that that all of that is carefully kind of monitored like
51:49
the smell when you open one of those things I mean they don't want that to smell
51:53
bad I'm sure somebody's probably checking for that stuff
51:57
well a company called 12 South uh which
52:01
sells MAC accessories now offers a
52:05
candle that features the fragrance new
52:09
Mac so when you light this fragrance candle uh your room will smell like a
52:15
brand new Apple product fresh out of the box apparently
52:20
it's uh mint Peach Basel lavender Mandarin and Sage that's what uh that's
52:26
what combines to give that Max smell is it yeah so I'm wondering if um you know
52:32
do do they actually like addent to the packaging yeah does anyone listeners do
52:37
you know or you know can you Google cuz I just thought of this I haven't Googled
52:42
it but do they did they add that smell or is that just what they smell like
52:47
like the packaging I mean I I thought that was just the smell of electronics
52:52
and styrofoam yeah but maybe not maybe it's not maybe it's Ag and Mandarin and
52:57
uh mhm all that other stuff y well for $24 uh your bedroom can smell like that
53:04
or your lro or your kitchen you know don't just keep it in the
53:07
bedroom know what I'm going to pass on
53:10
it really yeah doesn't do anything for
53:14
me you prefer this I opened up my first Mac I smelled it and went never getting another
53:21
Mac they learned their lesson if um if they made a candle that smelled like a
53:26
fresh Xbox would you buy that like every day you could come home and it would be
53:32
I can't remember what the Xbox smelt like when I opened it so they could sell
53:37
me anything and I'd probably buy it going oh this is great all right I'll
53:41
tell you what Luke I've got a surprise for you Luke I've made a candle that
53:44
smells like an Xbox and I'll sell them to you how much
53:50
$24 done all right perfect Luke would you buy a candle that smelled like chlo
53:57
RS um no h how about this candle here that I've got that smells like Dwayne
54:02
The Rock Johnson I need that now yes you
54:08
do can I ask you two a question to to end on yes absolutely so I was uh I'm
54:14
working for ESPN at the moment right oh Sports channel yeah doing a series for
54:20
them um had to go to a couple of different countries to follow around
54:24
football players this is footballers in soccer right I've had I've had to start calling it
54:31
football it is the one where you use your feet so you
54:35
know but uh I I've seen some matches recently some live matches and um
54:42
although I think that soccer is the most boring sport imaginable uh I I do kind
54:48
of enjoy I have to admit watching live sport right do you find soccer more
54:55
boring than cricket H I think they're probably on par yeah I knew somebody was
54:59
going to bring up Cricket they're the same soccer is like it's the slowest
55:03
game ever right they just kick it a little short way pass it to someone else
55:09
then the whistle blows and everyone stops they regroup around it they kick
55:13
it a short way again the whistle blows they stop again it's like come on man I
55:18
always remember that um another Simpsons where the the commentator the like
55:23
Spanish I think uh soccer commentator yeah and he's like Center passes to wing
55:28
wing passes to Center Center passes to wing wing passes to Center Center passes
55:32
to wing and then yeah yeah exactly yeah
55:36
I my family are so into soccer now really and I just don't get it like they
55:42
can come back and be excited that there was a a draw and I'm yeah well a draw a
55:48
draw is all you can really hope for I mean I the game that I watched was was 1
55:53
n and it was it was just [ __ ] mind numbing for that's 2 hours of 1 n wow
56:00
come on and it's not it's even longer than any other game it goes for 90
56:04
minutes and then you've got injury time on top of that so it's yeah it's crazy
56:09
it's not even like um like and what American football's an
56:13
hour rugby league and unions 80 minutes so it's even longer than games where
56:18
stuff happens yeah so anyway I it made me think that it made me kind of
56:24
re-appreciate uh rugby you know Australian football for what it is and I
56:29
thought I might not you I might not mind watching a match occasionally and uh
56:34
obviously you can't just kind of casually watch that stuff the fun goes
56:38
out of it you've got to have a team you've got to root for a team and so
56:41
you've kind of you've got to decide on a code first right and I know both of you
56:45
gentlemen watch football but you watch different football right Matt you watch
56:49
the AFL and you support Sydney Luke you watch the uh the NRL and you support um
56:54
the bunnies right yes correct okay okay so whose team am I going to be on up to
57:00
you to Duke it out sell it to me why I should watch your
57:05
code actually I'm not going to sell you my code okay I'm going to get you to
57:09
research what is easier to watch right what yeah well
57:15
yeah what what do you mean what is easier to watch what I could actually
57:19
get over here yeah
57:23
oh yeah actually I mean you might have a point I don't well I
57:29
don't know how easy it is to watch uh NRL anywhere else in the world it's not
57:33
that easy to watch the AFL here um I mean it is cuz it's on uh ESPN but not
57:40
all of the games are so if you want to watch a specific team uh that can be
57:44
quite a pain in the ass I'm pretty sure I could just subscribe to rugby pass and
57:49
I could watch NL online well you could subscribe to the AFL pass too yeah so
57:55
and watch all the yeah if if you're willing to pay like extra for it easy South
58:01
Sydney top team since 1908 they just sucked for the last 40
58:07
years oh I'll tell you one thing that uh that they do have is they've got Russell
58:13
Crow as an owner yeah that's true who owns your team Matt what what what
58:18
celebrity owns your team don't know no do
58:24
know who owns the Sydney
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on yep I know nobody famous what are some of your star players Matt what's
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the name of our star player yep uh well we had the very famous Adam Goods until
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recently uh and then we have um see I'm blanking on all the names of people now
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uh we've got yeah go the bunnies eh yep buni English GRE English never heard of
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him one of the best players out there never heard of
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him all right what are they done there you go
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what I if you don't like soccer I think league would be better for you than AFL
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cuz AFL reminds me of soccer a bit so there is more scoring but is a lot of
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that kick to this person kick back here run here kick that there it's no man I
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just want to watch [ __ ] Warriors charge through you know what I
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mean so League might be the way to go for you done all right just watch big
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men run each other and hurt each other yeah that's what I want I'll be hon I'm
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not I'm not passionate enough to mount a very good argument so I've mounted
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things with that passion before Matt yeah I think we all have Luke mattered
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something passionately earlier we heard him I didn't wreck it I put the code in
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and it worked talking about your dick I [ __ ] wrecked
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it I just scratched it a little bit too hard ouch it's all that
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meth she get some cream for it
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some methan fed
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cream that doesn't exist Matt that's just a myth amphetamine feter cream sounds too
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cheesy to put on a dick dick
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