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#431 We Don't FUNNY the Same with Nitty Sak · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting. We try to keep
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  you guys, not waiting for so long drinking a fake micha la la.
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  Uh. What is it across for me? Is my toxic co host X
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  to the g Yeah, call him something like that. It's technically it's just
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  affused. What all right? I'm pretty sure he knows. But uh.
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  Also running the boards is the one and only ray A K Morning Shot Films.
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  What's up? Ray Yo yo yo? And I'm happy to have for
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  special guests here. You want to introduce them? Yep, Let's give a
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  warm welcome to the very funny all the way from Canada out here, spreading
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  the funny, uh from the six to l a nitty sack everybody. I
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  was gonna I was gonna say, huzza. I was gonna say that again.
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  I was like, what did they say if Brady couldn't get it together?
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  Yeah? Huzza? What's up? Guys, your boy? Thank you
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  for having me talk. Appreciate it. Hey man. It was just kind
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  of like, I mean, hey, bro, you're welcome here every time,
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  but it's just everything just happened to a line so perfectly when it came
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  to this because you're out here, congratulations because like you're like, Bro,
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  you're you're doing comedy out here in LA which is something you always wanted to
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  do. Hell yeah, bro, Like I remember you talked about it.
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  You're like, hey, man, I was like, I don't want to
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  go out of the pocket, but you know, I want to get booked,
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  you know, like yeah, like just I don't want to make it
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  a vacation. And then I did a few open mics and they come back
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  home with some like triumphant story like nah, I want like to be on
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  the flyer and stuff, and it's about yeah, absolutely bro. Yeah man,
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  So it's it feels nice to be out here and doing that. Was
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  that your first this is your first time being out here like doing something like
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  I want of those like clubs at the clubs. Yeah, I've done some
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  smaller shows, you know, but like my first time ever ever stepping FOROT
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  in the Lave Factory and I got to perform in it. You know,
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  Oh sick. It's pretty fire dude, legendary bro, Like you know,
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  I mean that's like, uh, that's like for everybody who that's like when
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  I went up to the to that up in Toronto, yuk yuks. Yeah
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  yeah, did you performed the La Factor? Right? Yeah, yeah,
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  I've never done that one. That's why I man. Miss Pat oh dude,
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  she's she's funny. Yeah, she was crazy. Was like it just
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  gave me a hug and I was just like white grabbing me like that,
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  like she got shot in the titty ship right yeah, because you got shot
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  a g hell Yeah yeah bro. She's like the kind of the kind of
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  like, uh, Miss Patt is like the kind of lady that goes to
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  the nail shot, but she makes him change the water, you know what
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  I mean, Like like she like for sure, like he changed it in
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  front of me, Like just she's all about it. Bro. They checked
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  me yesterday at the grocery store. Who checked you? You'll be racist?
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  Nah? Dog? So checked you. And that's the first that's the first
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  thing that I go to. Wasn't being racist And I didn't get checked that
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  female. Let me tell you how I got checked. So I get to
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  the bombs and I just needed chicking because I had everything else at the house.
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  I get in there and I fucking run to the fucking meat at because
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  this is my spot cook eggs. Yeah, it's like I need a roll
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  tiery chicken with a huge hole in the middle, like a good idea.
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  I just gotta put a condom on. I got bones, you know.
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  But so I get to the bonds. I go straight to the meat department
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  and I go to the chicken. I get the fucking free range you know,
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  fucking organics. That's like, that's like a state butters, like like,
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  I don't know any of those guys, but I get what you're saying.
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  The big it's one of the big ones. Yeah, get the bonds
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  and I get there's like six five in the afternoon. There's a line because
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  everybody, you know, females gotta make dinner and ship. There's a lot.
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  So I go straight to the self checkout. I go straight to the
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  self checkout. Do the self check I got one thing, dog got chickens
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  like scanning. I pay for it and then asked me do I want a
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  bag? I put no, But I go get a bag. I put
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  the chicken in the bag. That bitch share you didn't pay for a bag?
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  Who said that? But yeah, the lady there, he's always a
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  layer dog and I got the hey, dude, and she's like, you
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  gotta pay for it. And I only got one hundred dollar bill. I
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  still got it on me. Dog. You look like a punk bill dog.
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  And she said, she's like, you gotta pay for it. And
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  I was like, huh. She's like, you gotta pay for the bag.
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  You put no on there she saw me cause I put no. I
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  don't know no bag. But I'm carrying chicken. You know. I don't
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  want to get like fucking Simonela. So she's like, you gotta and and
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  she's like, put it back. Then, I gave you the raw chicken
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  or like, but it might leak. You know, it's still in the
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  container, but it might leak. I don't want to leak it all over
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  my whip. So she says put it back, and I'm like, you
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  gotta pay for it, and I was like it's ten cents. I was
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  like, I explained I paid for the expensive chicken too, bitch, like
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  the fuck you talking about. And she's like you got to put it back
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  and I'm not. I'm not putting back and she's like you have to,
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  and I just keep walking and then she's like, doesn't say nothing, but
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  I still can't believe I got checked for a fucking ten cent back. There's
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  like no ending to this. Took it, yeah, hell yeah, I
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  took it. I was like, what am I going to do? Give
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  it back to you? And what are you gonna do? Call the cops
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  for a ten cent back? Like what transaction here? What's gonna happen?
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  You get deported? Up in his bag under five thousand. See, that's
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  the only time I knew I wasn't getting deported. I was like, there's
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  no way I'm getting deported for are but na, dude is open if you
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  get the porty walk back over, Doug. It's not that easy home.
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  What do you mean? Bro? We seem I know he looks, but
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  you still gotta swim, you know, y'all y'all make it seem like people
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  were just like you know what, cop Scotts, No, dude, you
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  take to swim. There's people swimming with a baby on top. That's kind
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  of like that's you know, hey, but just go away a life jacket.
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  God easy. Still do you get deported? But you still got American
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  money? You still got money, so go get like a get a you
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  know, I'll be He called uber and just be like me me on the
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  other side exactly, Bro, you get it easier, right. You don't
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  have to go through the trenches. He's a better route. You don't have
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  to bust a hommy move. And he'd have to go to TJ act like
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  we're chilling TJ and have to go on like on the weekday, like a
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  four day weekend, because on those days they kind of cool it on the
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  checking because riving. Yeah, so he's gonna have to bust the whole like,
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  but I'd be I'd be like, look, man, I got too
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  drunk from La Bro, look me up. Look you don't be real like
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  yeah, but they don't. They don't show up be cypres Hill and get
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  in without a passport. I think you can, yeah certain times. And
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  sometimes sometimes if you say you lost it or whatever, they'll be like where
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  do you live? Like what school were you born in? So kind of
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  testing like at least you've been living here, yo, But like if it
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  depends how you say, if I'll say, it's so comfortable to be like,
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  oh, bro, I live on such as a street like yep,
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  I went to the MLKA Elementary. I went here, yeah, bro,
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  Like they don't know Bro, Like he's I know, b Real's like,
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  why would I lie about this? Bro? I got American tattoos. I
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  know b Reals he's on a book and like handle he's like a busy man.
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  But like if I got deported, do you think he'd be in the
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  whip and we could use him as in like yo, you know be Real
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  and the bar patrol people go wild. They're like what Cypress Hill and they
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  forget about me. You know, I'm just like like like sided, like
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  chop liver, you know, like if I if I'm in a situation,
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  yeah, but you can't go bust that card. You're not like it's I'll
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  start cleaning up the whole studio after that. I'm like, I'm like,
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  be Real's bitch for after that, because you know, if you cut,
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  if you give me back in the States, not enough for his son,
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  but not his son's friend. You know. He's I was like, Bro,
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  he didn't he didn't want you to work here. Bro, I think
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  that he wants to use the steps up Bro, your X. The penalty
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  is for shoplifting under California Pinocles Section four or five nine point five A depend
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  on the value of a merchant that is stolen for goods under fifty bucks,
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  the penalty may just be a fine up to two hundred and fifty bucks.
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  Imagine you got five for two hundred bag that was fighting. But shoplifting items
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  valued from fifty bucks to nine hundred and fifty bucks can result in fines up
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  to one thousand dollars in jail time up to six months. So she just
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  lets you talk on after you hit her. Hit her, I hit her,
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  I just threw something at her. Now, dog, I've taken so
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  many things from self checkout that I don't pay for, and I can't believe
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  that you got checked for a know, and okay, like like you take
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  an actual items like toothpaste and stuff like that, one for me, one
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  for you for me for I've done that and I've done that too, Like
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  I've done that, like three of one things and you scan one. It's
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  gotta be like Target Tuesdays, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
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  like where it's like you know, it's lows the heck. Yeah,
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  there's a hack. You get three avocados, you bring them out, that's
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  what them under onions or whatever. Yeah whatever, the cheapest round thing is.
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  Yeah, exactly. The cheapest round thing. Like you'll find out what
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  cheap round thing you get the expensive round thing. I got little hacks,
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  but I did get checked for back. I could. I really couldn't believe
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  it that I like fat people steal, bro. Like I don't like physically
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  walk out of thing, Like I just eat stuff in the store and put
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  it back, you know what I mean. Like that's like like, oh
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  wow, new ufles, but like Lebron James, like let me try the
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  let me try these before I like, you know, like you're not looking
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  for that. Yeah, they're not looking Yeah, straight up. It's like
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  it's like fat people stealing, bro. Because like and you're right so that
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  it is. Nobody gets hurt. I mean you're hungry, yeah, left
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  full? How do I know it's good? Exactly? You want me to
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  call the consumer line, tell you that Lebron James chips? Yeah, why
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  is Lebron James on ruffles? That was an example. It was not some
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  chips. That's just that's Anthony Davis. Bro. Like there's another basketball player.
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  Yeah, black races brow, we're basketball all the time. You thought
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  you were wearing Lebron James jersey the whole time. He doesn't play for all
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  the jerseys. Yeah yeah, Bro, what are you just teasy for?
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  You? Bro? You think all all his jerseys are Ross? Yeah?
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  Bro? Come on, and do you guys have like do you guys have
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  you guys have like a you know what Ross is out here? I guess
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  so like Michael Marshall's. Yeah yeah, but like you know, it's like
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  you get stuff that like Macy's couldn't sell you know what I mean? Like
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  you just see like like because you know, do you guys have that store
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  out there? Ross or like any kind of story got like we got like
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  some one two Macy's we got you guys have Marshalls, all right, we
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  have Marshalls. Okay, yeah Marshals. I mean because Mexicans shop here.
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  That's like a thing I don't know people do. But like before Winners is
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  where it's at Winners. You guys know, Winners is Winners is like your
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  what's the one above Marshalls? TJ Max is pretty good. It's like a
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  t J Max. Coles. Coles is not considered that like Coals is its
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  only? Yeah? Why what do Coles do? Like Coles is like full
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  on department store, Like it's almost a Macy's but not written that yet,
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  so like bombs like they sell designers Tony Hawk. Yeah, you know,
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  like like it's not there's no flas ship coals on us, no flight know,
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  some department stores have some flash ship. That's what I'm saying. Target
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  Marshalls sometimes you see Nike, your target is so much better than our target
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  because you guys keep saying target like it's a good thing. Our target is
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  not a good thing. Your target are Your target is like our Walmart,
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  because Walmart is like the worst of the words here, like Walmart people sleep
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  in the parking lots this ship, bro, Yeah, I guess not not
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  at our Walmart, and they allowed the Walmart's is like yo, you can
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  get anything you need. Yeah, so it's backwards. It is backwards.
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  That's weird where Walmarts are sick though, your Walmart. I walked into Walmart
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  where there's one whole isle where everything was pickled, just like it's a Walmart,
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  like fucking like eggs and then pickles, different vegetables, just a whole
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  aisle of shit jarred and pickled. But do you guys have like the ninety
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  nine said Walmart? Like no, no, But I just like I couldn't
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  believe how much shit y'all pickling out here that you gotta get a whole fuck
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  aisle for it, you know. But I guess, but I bet you
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  guys have aisles that like we don't have out here, bro. Like you
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  guys, I bet like the Asian spices ile is like through two rolls and
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  ship. Yeah you're not wrong, yeah, like you know what I mean,
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  Like, you guys don't have that many Asians here? Do you guys
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  have a lot of Asians here? Are they invading your country? He's don't
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  found out, He's don't found a costco of for Asians. Okay, So
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  like, yes, Asians are evading our country, but like, uh,
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  specifically the Chinese, specifically the Chinese. But I don't know, bro,
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  Like these fools are smart way they fucking do things. They're just like look
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  man, like we're not even gonna ask for rights. We're just gonna all
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  get here and then we'll attack. Yeah. They're sleeper cells, bro,
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  Yeah they're gonna be like okay, like magic Johnson's aids. Yeah, they're
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  just like it's dormant until like he like finally achieves the Nobel Peace Prize and
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  then he like dies of AIDS. Dude, that would be some ship,
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  right. Yeah, he finally gets full fucking ownership of like the Lakers,
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  and then bam HIV kid gotcha. Yeah yeah, Like it's like bam,
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  yo fucking Russia said that they're coming close to a vaccine for cancer. You've
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  seen that they're gonna cure cancer. I'm so scared of cancer and I hate
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  vaccines. Which ones I hate more? Scenes or cancer? Like, I
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  don't know which one. I rather think, Like, did you guys get
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  vaccinated? Okay, me neither. But it was like what if it was
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  like they like that's what I'm saying. I hate cancer, but I hate
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  vaccines. But okay, but the vaccine, but the vaccines and ship,
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  like even though people bought into it, the data was available, I wanted
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  to see it, you know what I mean. But let let's say the
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  data is available and it's actually curing cancer. Yeah, that's pretty fucking sectors.
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  So here's the day. Here's the thing though, like so many charity
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  is gonna go broke, that's damn they gonna be. They're gonna have to
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  find another way to scam the fucking AIDS is back. That was like I
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  never lived waiting for this. What do you think I mean? That's crazy?
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  Is behind the cure of cancer? Imagine the US goes to wards with
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  with Russia just to make sure we don't get the vaccines fucking cancer. Bro
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  Thats how much money they're making. Yeah, they're gonna be like funk that
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  our fucking gig is up. But like what we found weapons of mass destructions
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  in Russia. They got them, dog, they've been having them. I
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  don't know, man, like for sure, Like Russia seems like a country
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  I just don't want to fuck with you, don't they got new like they're
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  they're citizens like you guys. You guys are American. But did you guys
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  watch the Tucker Carlson Russia? No no, no, no, no,
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  no, No one of these guys is America. The other one is a
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  water cross, right know you? Ray, we appreciate the com I'm sorry.
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  You can't forget it. You can't forget about that. You can't forget
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  about the hope. You can't forget about the homie marsk. We are American
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  someone. Yeah, I'm working on my visa, my visa, I'm be
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  living out here. I'm gonna go back and forth between here and New York.
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  Hell yeah, you're gonna get an apartment out here and just the dual
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  citizenship like Jason Rowse. Yeah exactly, but like, uh, live out
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  of a backpack. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Yeah, Like
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  I was like, yo, because Ralse is crazy how he does it?
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  No, he's nuts, dude. He has he finally has a primitive spot.
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  He's been living in Texas. Yeah, so there he was telling me,
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  go on tell him. I mean I think I told you, but
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  like your audience knows Ralse, right, everyone knows. Yeah, he's been
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  on the show. Yeah, the fucking uh, the the Devil reincarnated.
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  I was telling him that I went over to his house and you would just
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  think it's a gimmick. I didn't think j board carpet and board carpet,
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  the veil around his his uh his broad yeah dude. Like, and I
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  was telling him, like, I'm not scared of that. I'm really don't
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  believe that if you play the also don't want to find out. But I
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  couldn't spend the night there. There's no way. I heard when he drinks
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  office comings black too. It's like the Penguin's blood from Batman returns. So
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  God is like, just can't imagine bringing a chick over, and I know
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  she gets to vibe, but like you gotta freak around like it's I'm just
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  bringing chicks over that are already down to like put they're not antal beads in
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  l a f C. Shout out to l A f C. Enjoy this
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  episode. He doesn't need cons. It's it's hard because it's either it's either
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  she's freaked the funk out or she's super fucking down. She's super fucking down
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  almost bitches like that ship though, Bro, Like there's like you don't think
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  there's like a like a bitch was really into neo Nazi looking dude, like
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  like she's just like imagine she's just like just say the N word while you're
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  just just say anti Semitic slurs while you're while you're fucking me. Here's the
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  thing, if she's really into it, I mean she might, I mean
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  obviously sucking around. Find now. Next thing you know, you're sucking her
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  and she's on top, and then her head stops spinning around her neck while
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  you're boning like some some fucking demon ship makes you come harder. Next thing,
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  you know, you can't I can't spin her head around. What do
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  you mean your next just sits there? You're getting a blows up like that
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  rip your deck off, punch puncher right quick, bro, snap out of
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  it. Yeah, Bro, that's that just seems like that just seems like
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  quite a lot, but I don't know one thing. We got to document
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  that. Bro. We go to Jason's apartment and then we'll see what he's
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  up to. So you're gonna be moving out here soon trying to Yeah,
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  exactly. Sorry, we're exactly, but we're abouts between New York and l
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  A. You know. Like, I did a fucking that show yesterday.
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  I met a lot of people. You know, Renee, his whole fucking
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  team was there, so it was a it was a vibe, yeah,
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  you know, and and uh what is it? Uh? So how was
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  the reaction out here? Bro? Like, how was that for the first
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  time? Bro? It was good? Bro? I have a did you
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  meet Can Floors? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that guy's
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  huge dog. I mean, I made a joke on stage, I said,
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  I used to I used to really fat. I used to look like
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  the host. Yeah it's good. I opened with my food Fighters joke where
• 19:56
  I'm like, every time I come to LA it's a beautiful experience. Last
• 20:00
  time I came, I saw the food Fighters. There's just two Mexican guys
• 20:03
  beating the fuck out of each other. That's man, that's dope that you
• 20:07
  gotta I heard you also, Can invite it back. No, damn there
• 20:11
  tonight. That's hard, bro. I'm gonna go there tonight after this all
• 20:14
  high as ship dude out of the crowds, Like because in Canada, are
• 20:17
  they a little stuck up? Or they literally policted correct and letting you say
• 20:21
  whatever here? Yeah, you could literally say whatever you want. For me,
• 20:23
  it was weird because, like especially yesterday, because there's so many Spanish
• 20:27
  people, like so many Mexicans, you know, and that's weird for me.
• 20:33
  Like funny, how for us this is normal? Like I'm pretty sure
• 20:36
  it was normal. Like I'm over here. I'm over here, picture like
• 20:37
  what's needy show? Full of sombreros and just like every other yeah, exactly,
• 20:44
  Like what is this talk? Bro? Guys? Bro, I don't
• 20:45
  know because like the people that like go have to change my bros to foods,
• 20:49
  you know what I mean? Yeah, because out there, bro,
• 20:52
  like it's it's probably like it's a different mix. Bro, it's a good
• 20:56
  amount of like diversity. I would say in Toronto, you see like black
• 20:59
  foods, like they're not all just like the foods is amazing. Yeah,
• 21:03
  like you like you see like foods that are like from Ethiopia and like foods
• 21:07
  that are like from like parts of Africa and ship here it's all Spaniards,
• 21:11
  white people, and a couple of black people mixed in, like the black
• 21:15
  people. It's like, where are you from Georgia? Yeah, like real
• 21:18
  black people? Yeah, Like this are black people on Caribbean. As much
• 21:22
  as there's black there's the same amount of like Asians, m you know what
• 21:26
  I mean. But the Asians here stick to themselves, bro, Like they
• 21:27
  build the Asians literally know how. They figured it out quick, bro,
• 21:30
  Like they're like, you need good credit, put your money together. We
• 21:34
  buy houses next to each other, and we fucking keep it quiet. Like
• 21:38
  they literally live a life under wraps, bro, Like that should be like
• 21:41
  it's home sixty minutes, like going under Asian town. What's the Asian city
• 21:45
  you want to move to? Huh? What's the Asian Arcada? Where's that?
• 21:48
  Oh? That's like good Pasadena. So that's like a predominantly Asian area,
• 21:53
  Like it's like Asian wide and all this stuff, but like they have
• 21:56
  certain parts that are super Asian. But and it's like you know, bro,
• 21:59
  like you and like this guy loves Japan. Now you have no idea,
• 22:03
  dog, you have no idea of having a sympathizer. Bro. We
• 22:07
  went, we got his gravestone over there. We went to Ramen with him
• 22:11
  after he came back from Japan. It was a pretty insulting Roman. He
• 22:15
  looked at us, he looked at I was pretty good dude, Me and
• 22:18
  this woe enjoying this rom and we were like like homies. We went,
• 22:25
  we went like homies. Oh yeah, so we went. We went like
• 22:30
  homies to this Roman place and it was like it was in like the Japanese
• 22:34
  part of La. It's not the beast I call a little Tokyo motherfucker exactly.
• 22:38
  Yeah, I don't know. It was not my fucking love of town
• 22:41
  and a little Tokyo little Ramen. Yeah, that's where he went because he's
• 22:45
  almost still on the Japanese hype and he wanted us we go there to be
• 22:49
  disappointed. Why would you? Why would you do that to yourself? Because
• 22:52
  I was missing Japan. I came back and then I was yeah and I
• 22:59
  was over here. I was like, maybe these people just still take pride
• 23:02
  in being Japanese American and they're like, nah, they're just American. Like
• 23:04
  the second out there talking ship, Bro, Like the second it was like
• 23:10
  almost like he walks in. Yeah, is that Mexican music in the back.
• 23:18
  Motherfucker you're Korean. Yeah, talked about Wago, you'll have Wago,
• 23:23
  Like we've never heard of Wag. He's like, and then he's like,
• 23:26
  you're not Wago. The Japanese Wago was next level. Yeah, he's got
• 23:30
  the spot. He's like wearing Times or something. Hey, but I'm telling
• 23:33
  you, if you had a passport, you would know where did you come
• 23:37
  from? What country? Originally Mexican and where's your passport? Fucking New Mexico.
• 23:44
  So my parents forgot to bring it over. That's a lie. That's
• 23:48
  a lie. Can give it on your life. So check this out.
• 23:52
  So he he got this whole like when his parents did. His parents,
• 23:56
  his mom and his dad and his sister got papers, right, so they
• 24:00
  except for you. Yeah, he said that, like when it tell them
• 24:03
  what happened, don because I was I was over aged, like when you're
• 24:06
  overaged and not allowed to get papers. I was over eighteen. But and
• 24:08
  then my sister and everyone got it. It was fucked up. I mean,
• 24:11
  get out. Imagine everyone's like we get to go to Grammar's funeral.
• 24:15
  That's not funny, but like still I fucking suck when like everyone's like excited
• 24:18
  to go to this trip and you're like fuck. I mean I got the
• 24:22
  house to myself, but I did it up. I was like, man,
• 24:25
  house putty. And I told my dad and I was like, what
• 24:26
  fuck you want? Well, you just got denied. Like I don't give
• 24:30
  a fuck what you do. Just make sure house is intact when I get
• 24:33
  back. But yeah, I got denied like in like like in court type
• 24:36
  of situation where like so what kind of like they were citizen certified. I'm
• 24:40
  a dreamer. I'm cool. I have a life. This was making I'm
• 24:42
  not like illegal, dog. I have a license. I have a pass
• 24:45
  wort. I mean I have a license, not my passor I have no
• 24:47
  I don't call him a web back. Yeah, I have a license.
• 24:49
  I have a social payment, taxes in a park. I'm fine, okay,
• 24:52
  I just can't get in trouble. It's that thing where you're like on
• 24:56
  probation kind of like hey, like can't fuck around find out. I don't
• 24:59
  get d you, I s I don't get it, like you've been here
• 25:02
  for so long. Yeah, bro, you don't want to gotta talk to
• 25:06
  dog. We make a phone call bro, we have call gonna complain to
• 25:08
  our graphic designer has agreed to get married with him just so he gets chilly
• 25:14
  legitimately legitimately, yo, just get just do it for the fucking the grat
• 25:22
  the car. Let me blog it. You you've blogged a lot of ship
• 25:26
  like the fucking accusations the worst. I gotta explain that to the day to
• 25:30
  someone, why explain when the videos what accusations? Oh dog, you gotta
• 25:33
  pay five bucks for that to watch that though, So like he buys it.
• 25:37
  He is like, I'll tell it short because this idiot takes forever to
• 25:41
  tell his story. So he goes to this fucking rave and there's this we
• 25:45
  go to be exact, we go to we we go to the we go
• 25:49
  to the soccer game, right like we go to the games a lot.
• 25:52
  We tail gate. We're part of the c game, you know, and
• 25:56
  you know, we're part of the you know, supporter group. And there's
• 25:59
  like, you know, there's there's girls and guys there and you can tell
• 26:00
  this girl's filling this motherfucker right, and then everybody we're all clowning him.
• 26:03
  Ha ha ro this is your trick, right, And he's like it's not
• 26:07
  my type. Not my type. Exavier Xavier. Xavier really wants like,
• 26:15
  uh, these tickets to whatever something like some event that he wants to buy.
• 26:18
  He sees that this girl who he doesn't like, but he knows his
• 26:22
  head over heels over him, Uh, post up, go to extra ticket
• 26:26
  trying to sell it. Exavier is like, oh, I'm over here,
• 26:29
  let me go ahead and meet up with you. So Xavier gets the ticket
• 26:33
  and then he tried. As soon as he gets the ticket, the transaction
• 26:36
  is done, He's like, I gotta get rid of this bitch. I
• 26:38
  paid the money, dog and I made the fact to pay the money because
• 26:41
  didn't want it. For freaks, I ordered something, okay, So you
• 26:45
  know, it's like I guess, like, uh, you know, he
• 26:49
  listens to this obviously Pete No, I don't know if she does, but
• 26:52
  maybe because Keaton's been on now, so you know, so damn b yeah.
• 26:59
  So so was so like like she like like, uh, like I
• 27:06
  guess the drugs get offered and this bitch doesn't do any you know, and
• 27:10
  then she and uh you know, because Zayer sees it and then he's and
• 27:12
  then he did you do drugs? And you were like nah, nah I
• 27:15
  did bump or two. Yeah, like he was but I was cool.
• 27:18
  I told everybody because you know, home homie, love love. She pulls
• 27:21
  up to our campsite and she gets there. She's with me, so like
• 27:23
  hey, they start offering her blowing and she said no, and instant to
• 27:26
  her, I was like no, she's cool and she's got kids. She
• 27:29
  got mom like leave her alone, like, don't be Then then like do
• 27:30
  you want shots? And then she takes a shot. Second, she takes
• 27:33
  your shots. Like five minutes later, she's like, I got a pee.
• 27:37
  So she goes to the bathroom. I look at everybody. I'm like
• 27:40
  yeah, like because I didn't want to leave her, but like I was
• 27:42
  with another chick and I didn't want to be a fucking asshole. I didn't
• 27:45
  know she was wasted. So then it's what gets worse, right, Apparently
• 27:51
  this bitch passes out in the porter partty. Okay, well, then what
• 27:53
  are you supposed to do? Anyway? I couldn't have done anything anyways,
• 27:56
  do because what am I going to go? Opening the porter partty looking for
• 27:59
  someplace? Know that she's locked in there right, passed out for hours,
• 28:03
  wakes up hours later. It doesn't know nothing. We go to the soccer
• 28:06
  game the next day. Dude, Cochlla goes by. I come live in
• 28:08
  life, I talk. He's on, Like, dude, I had a
• 28:11
  great time. He's living. She just got away with the chicken. It
• 28:15
  was great. She didn't know about her friends. Well she had friends there,
• 28:18
  go with your friends, no fans. But like bitch tells her mom,
• 28:22
  she got roofy at the fucking at the rave somebody loving the wall or
• 28:26
  drug there and then she knocked out in the bathroom. Right, No,
• 28:30
  No she didn't. She didn't, that's not what. Like, she got
• 28:32
  tested, got tested by like the place you know, they test her to
• 28:34
  see you got and she they had drugs in her and she claims she never
• 28:37
  did drugs. Mm. So she had a bust. Yeah. So like
• 28:44
  like we're at the game and then I'm and then we're like, oh,
• 28:47
  dude, look who's here. You know, Like we're like by having a
• 28:49
  ball because I'm recording my blogs and I'm just like and I'm just I'm like
• 28:53
  checking out everybody. So we're here staring at Nexticain, you know what I
• 28:56
  mean, the Mexican Bell Cosby over here. So so we're over here having
• 29:04
  a good time. He's talking about a great time because and then I was
• 29:07
  like, oh, ship, she's coming over. And then he's like really.
• 29:11
  Then he starts spinning himself. He's like, I guess you know,
• 29:15
  no, no, I saw the mom coming over. No, no,
• 29:15
  yeah no. Then I was like, her mom's coming over with her.
• 29:21
  Her and her mom start confronting this food. I'm never a joint and a
• 29:25
  beer in my each hand. I'm like, fuck's how old is this girl?
• 29:32
  She was cool too, like I don't know what happened, Like I'm
• 29:33
  not even trying to be but I didn't do nothing to her, Like I
• 29:36
  would not try to accuse you of anything. Yeah, yeah no, And
• 29:38
  that's it depends. He's like, you didn't do anything? No, yeah,
• 29:41
  chillful, But it was scary dog in the moment, I'm like,
• 29:45
  what the fuck? And like she's like her mom's like the last person she
• 29:48
  texted, like what happened. I'm like, yo, I don't know.
• 29:51
  She had been there three two days before I hung out with the Rolling Hour.
• 29:53
  We're gonna blame me, yea, yeah, so let me so the
• 29:56
  most toxic guy they know. We were all I was recorded the blog and
• 30:03
  I can hear this no, and then sure not to sure enough. I'm
• 30:07
  like I'm like, like, and they's talking about YouTube page. By the
• 30:10
  way, everybody, so so you put that on public. I don't know,
• 30:14
  it's somewhere in so it's on the Patreon the video of what of.
• 30:21
  So he turns around because yeah, no, not this one. This is
• 30:26
  this is pre camp quarter off, one of those so so bro. Like
• 30:32
  I literally see him getting yelled at by the mom. He was like,
• 30:36
  okay's this story. He's like no, like how did you do this?
• 30:38
  And like you know, and he was like, I didn't do ship like
• 30:41
  you know, but like the mom's just getting scolded for like thirty minutes and
• 30:45
  this is me doing like narrating. I was like, yep, it looks
• 30:48
  like she's telling them the funk off. I don't believe you, stupid liars.
• 30:52
  It's just like I'm just recording the whole thing and like, yeah,
• 30:55
  I got I got it on. He loved it, And then at one
• 30:57
  point I actually that actually that really good content for Patreon though. Yeah,
• 31:02
  and then at one point I'm like talking for your pain and I'm talking I'm
• 31:03
  like, y'all would never do that with you open. She's like kind of
• 31:06
  just she's being like like she's being Mama Bear. And I'm not mad,
• 31:11
  Dog, I'm not mad at I'm not mad at the situation. Just like
• 31:14
  we could have gone through this way differently, Like especially, don't come at
• 31:15
  me at a soccer game, like if this is a serious conversation, text
• 31:18
  me, like you know, there's like not a joke at a game.
• 31:19
  I got a joint in me, got the homie recording, like it's not
• 31:22
  like if this happened, let's shit the fuck down, and like I don't
• 31:26
  even remember. I did not enjoy that game. Dog. I texted my
• 31:30
  sister. I text my sister that's a lawyer. I'm like, yo,
• 31:33
  this ship just went down. She's like yo, like chill like and I
• 31:36
  told her. She's like, you're cool. Just like keep the conversation,
• 31:40
  show the text, like keep all that shit, screenshot that ship because that's
• 31:44
  like it could save you. But like so she comes at me, and
• 31:47
  then like that shit happens, Dog, and it was just like and this
• 31:48
  one comes up here. He's like I'm a post. I'm like noah,
• 31:52
  Dog, and then I'm like, don't do it. And then he's like
• 31:55
  we'll put it on the Patreon. And then at one point during the show,
• 31:59
  he got his no jumper moment, it's worth five moment I jump on.
• 32:01
  I'm like, I won't want he won't shut the funk up about it,
• 32:04
  and this is fresh, like now I talk about it because like almost
• 32:06
  a year ago, this was fresh. And at one point I'm like,
• 32:08
  stop, he's on and you won't stop. You will go stop. Oh,
• 32:13
  I remember that clip you posted, that clip of him storming off.
• 32:15
  I remember that. I didn't know that's what. Yeah, you guys have
• 32:19
  a toxic relationship. You guys are toxic. You haven't been sometimes before the
• 32:23
  recording right now, But like it was worth recording though, because like it
• 32:30
  was evidence that he didn't do anything, because he had just talked about the
• 32:34
  whole situation beforehand, and I was like, listen, man, I was
• 32:37
  like, I literally got audio because I had a good mic on that camera.
• 32:40
  I was like, I had I heard audio of like everything that was
• 32:43
  going on. So I'm like, if they if they wanted to take it
• 32:45
  a next level, I'm like, hey, bage, I got the whole
• 32:47
  conversation on video, Like you know, I had his back, so I
• 32:52
  wasn't it was like it was scary in the moment. Dude, I'm like
• 32:54
  freaking out. I'm like, funck. Should I hit up Crystal Leo see
• 32:58
  how he had? Oh that's so funny, bro. Somebody said, no
• 33:02
  wonder they have a law office as a sponsor. We do shout out to
• 33:07
  attorney pan at Law by the way, salute, and we're gonna play that
• 33:12
  commercial in a few rays. Just we're not gonna wait till the end,
• 33:15
  you know, just to make sure they get their money's worth. So that's
• 33:17
  the name. Yeah, she's an attorney San Jose. Appreciate. Somebody said
• 33:24
  On's phone was hacked. My phone was not hacked. About to check dog
• 33:30
  what happened? Imagine? Is this posting a bunch of crazy? Ship?
• 33:32
  Has that ever happened to you? I already talked about that ship that got
• 33:37
  hacked that you posted. I don't even know what you what ship? You
• 33:40
  want to hear? You want to hear a story about that. One of
• 33:43
  my boys one night was jerking off to this girl that he knew from his
• 33:49
  fucking town or whatever. He was on Facebook looking at her pictures, jerking
• 33:52
  off to like no like no like regular like is his name? William and
• 34:00
  then Yo and then while he was drinking off. I don't know what happened.
• 34:05
  He posted it on his Facebook picture just a picture of her in like
• 34:08
  a bathing suit. You know. I woke up in the morning to his
• 34:14
  Facebook blowing up with all his people commenting like and then there's a comment of
• 34:17
  her going why did you post this? What do you say? I can't
• 34:22
  say drinking it? He did it. He admitted it. He said it.
• 34:25
  He's a comedian. He just admitted. Oh this is I thought there
• 34:29
  was some high school ship. Okay, real, this is like sometimes sometimes
• 34:31
  ship like that does happen, though, but now that you're drinking off or
• 34:34
  something like that. But like you, when you're fucked up, you'll post
• 34:37
  some ship and then genuinely like you have no idea, Like I remember what
• 34:39
  happened happened to me in Vegas? We were fucked up? What did you
• 34:44
  post? So like food? Like, yeah, I remember I woke up
• 34:49
  and I was like, you're fucked these on and the food was sleeping in
• 34:52
  the morning. I was like, were you fucked He's like, you don't
• 34:52
  even know. So, like we had done like three nos tanks bro,
• 34:59
  Like I was on a sick one and I was on my Instagram and like
• 35:01
  we got like, yeah, well we have a Airbnb with stef tone dog.
• 35:08
  We're like to us, we're rock start with partying living dude. So
• 35:13
  like we're there having a great time, bro, And like I'm like fucked
• 35:17
  up, and you know, I'm like, you know, I guess,
• 35:22
  like you leave your phone like open, right, like you know what I
• 35:23
  mean, Like you leave it open to you un't even clothing, you just
• 35:25
  put it while it's on. And I just started reposting a whole bunch of
• 35:30
  shit right and it was on my feet, like you know, at your
• 35:32
  story, at to your story. So I reposted some bunch of random shit.
• 35:36
  I was like, I don't remember reposting this. And the last one
• 35:37
  I reposted was like this chick standing showing her eyes like by the pool,
• 35:44
  and I'm like, I'm with my lady, bro, you know what I
• 35:45
  mean. Like so like in the morning, like I don't know why,
• 35:50
  like, well, my girl's pissed, you know what I mean. And
• 35:52
  and then and he wakes up to her pissed like she saw it type of
• 35:55
  shit. She's like you don't remember it, And I'm just like honestly don't.
• 35:59
  I was not. I was that my phone was looking at all these
• 36:00
  three random poles and ship, yeah, that ship doesn't. I was so
• 36:04
  mad because he posted a like and we had a pool too, and I
• 36:07
  was like, when did these bitches pull up? He legitimately thought like bitches
• 36:12
  pulled up last night because we were parting hard and it took me a second
• 36:15
  up and random check. He literally was random. I asked, He's almost
• 36:20
  like who is He's like, Bro, I don't even. I was like,
• 36:22
  I was like, you know, you can tell me dog. I'm
• 36:23
  not gonna go tell your girl. I'm like, who is this? Check?
• 36:25
  He's like, honestly, dog is just something? Yeah? And I
• 36:29
  felt bad fro him because he literally looked like he was in the doghouse for
• 36:30
  no reason. I really was, I know, and I was like I
• 36:35
  tried. I was like, I'm like, bro, like you think I'm
• 36:37
  gonna be out here like pulling the move like I vacation with you sleeping next
• 36:43
  to you? Like that's madness, yeah, bro, Like but yeah it
• 36:46
  was. But yeah, you gotta goes. It does happen sometimes. I
• 36:52
  thought you gotta close your apps, dog, But obviously I was on nitrous
• 36:55
  oxside bro, so like, what the hell? Bro? Like, that's
• 36:58
  why you gotta always make sure when you're always press this button, even just
• 37:01
  press for fun, just president a couple times in your pocket, have a
• 37:06
  three second time out, bro yeaheah, Like whenever I go on por,
• 37:09
  I close all the other aptres in cases, you don't want to be caught
• 37:15
  on Instagram live somehow and ship you know, you know, and next thing
• 37:19
  you know, your sisters calling you or something like your your live, your
• 37:22
  digs out, that's happened. I've heard that ship before. We're like they
• 37:25
  called. They had to call the homie to let him know that he was
• 37:28
  live doing some like my napcle ship rat dicking it up, Yeah, rad
• 37:31
  dicking it up. Well, that was going wild on Instagram. I know
• 37:35
  he is that we bring him up, but that was going You see his
• 37:37
  last one, no I saw, I saw the last Danny Mullen podcast had
• 37:40
  a mental breakdown. It was bad. It was bad. They had to
• 37:45
  stop the pocket rat dick. I don't know talking about this. So I
• 37:50
  followed this podcast called the follow His creator called Danny Mullen. He's a comedian
• 37:53
  now, but you know he does stand up with his with his co host
• 37:58
  Leo, and uh, like this guy makes really funny content, but he
• 38:01
  has like the craziest oddballs come through a show. Crazy kind of like some
• 38:06
  Howard Stern ship, bro, you know what I mean. And there's this
• 38:09
  guy name called rat Dick Ralph who just does disgusting ship and he's not all
• 38:15
  there bro. And I guess he because he like says he has a small
• 38:21
  dick and he puts a rat thing by his dick, like a rat toy
• 38:25
  or whatever it is. I don't know. It's it's like some weird thing's
• 38:29
  a crazy person, Like he's that guy where like like I've seen him at
• 38:31
  a session where someone will be like if you eat this mushrooms, I'll give
• 38:36
  you this much and he'll eat it. Like he's that Steve Ball like I
• 38:38
  don't have no limit to life type thing on Instagram. He's been going wild.
• 38:44
  Yeah, he had he had a mental breakdown on this podcast where like
• 38:47
  he like heed, he felt himself a lot because he had this new chicken
• 38:52
  in his life, so he wanted to break up with the fat chick.
• 38:54
  Rat Pussy Pam's the name they gave her. That's not her actual name.
• 39:00
  That's what she goes by. Like this one started crying. He was like,
• 39:02
  no, she's gonna show up, but she's gonna hit me again,
• 39:07
  so I have bruises or something like that, and like apparently like that,
• 39:12
  yeah, like that, Apparently that fat chick must suck him up or something
• 39:15
  like that. Imagine getting beat by your fat girlfriend. Like, but she's
• 39:19
  huge, she's huge. She's not that huge, but she is. You
• 39:24
  know, she don't can manhandle the funk out of Xavier. Yeah, I'd
• 39:28
  be scared. She's big enough to suck you up. But this fel was
• 39:30
  wild. So his last couple of posts, he's been like he smokes crazy
• 39:34
  ship, so he'll smoke like one of the crazy ones. He lives in.
• 39:37
  He's he lives. He's an animal. He opened up his fucking fridge
• 39:39
  and there was dead cockroaches and he grabs some sticky wax and he grabbed the
• 39:44
  dead cockroach and he put it on the dave. And the other day,
• 39:50
  how is it high, Well, he's cough the cops, the cops,
• 39:52
  he makes the they do not sound healthy dog. Imagine. Then the other
• 39:57
  day is nut. Yeah whatever whatever you think I just thought, I said,
• 40:02
  Yeah, he put his not on a on a heart. No,
• 40:05
  well a load. Oh it's not any da, that's crazy. You never
• 40:14
  think about that, like yo, like, but but you never look at
• 40:16
  its face and you never you never imagine it's you can see it right now.
• 40:22
  It's the greatest high of your life. You never you never never go
• 40:25
  back to normal dabs. You never think about it, like you're like,
• 40:30
  yo, women drink that ship old time, but they don't smoke it.
• 40:32
  I know. But it's just like yo, that shit cannot be pleasant to
• 40:36
  drink either, like that ship could just swum it anyway, vape. Probably
• 40:40
  cooking it in something is the best way to consume it. Cover it up
• 40:45
  the just cooking your kids has to put it in a brownie. But's it's
• 40:52
  like where do you go after that? Like where where do where do things?
• 40:53
  Where do you go? Like that's why it's to me, it's like
• 40:55
  it's not funny. It's just that you would have to he dies or to
• 40:59
  he really gets sick? Or did you see the last stuff Mikes and me
• 41:00
  on the play dog dude, I was taking that food to a dark place,
• 41:07
  dog like he keeps like, bro, I don't know how he got
• 41:09
  that picture of like Bart and Lisa Lincoln on the bed. I was like,
• 41:14
  Yo, what are you talking? Is stripping? We have was making
• 41:19
  cartoon child born? Yeah? Literally what it basically would like like he wanted
• 41:23
  to watch when he was a kid like Ship he wanted to watch when he
• 41:25
  was a kid. Oh ship, I didn't. I didn't. I mean,
• 41:31
  first of all, this was probably gonna be like, what was gonna
• 41:35
  be so pissed that he doesn't watch the show? No more, dog He's
• 41:37
  definitely not watching unsubscribed. Let me show you the picture, he said me.
• 41:42
  He knows how to lose subscribers. He's only literally knows how to lose
• 41:45
  subscriber. He tells me to post these things. Why do you do it?
• 41:50
  You have to find he said. He was like, look what he
• 41:52
  came out of the AI. Oh my god, bro, Yeah, that's
• 41:55
  fucking creepy. Dogo and Kenny versus spending. One of the humiliations that was
• 42:00
  and look at the other one, dude, goofy choking the duck by the
• 42:04
  neck. Well that's not bad. That one's hot, but what was that
• 42:09
  One of the punishments. One of the humiliations was to drink a shot of
• 42:15
  the winterers come like a load and whatever thought of that wanted to lose.
• 42:22
  Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, I mean,
• 42:25
  whoever loses the winner has to think of a think up of a humiliation.
• 42:30
  So shout out to Candy for that one. Oh it was, it was.
• 42:34
  It was they didn't know what they were gonna what the punishment was till
• 42:37
  the end. You never like who's gonna win, right, you never know.
• 42:40
  But if I tell his own you want to make this bat on,
• 42:45
  you shold me. He's like, you're fucking gay and you want to do
• 42:47
  this because you want. And I would be and I would be like if
• 42:50
  he said that to me, I would be like, yeah, I'll tell
• 42:52
  him the same exact thing. I'll be like a third person. I had
• 42:54
  to be a third person idea dog because it cannot be from the other person.
• 43:00
  They do the humiliation at the end, and I'm pretty sure it's like
• 43:02
  thought at the you don't tell the person the humiliation beforehand, so you win,
• 43:08
  then you do it because you already thought about Okay, so you're surrounding
• 43:13
  yourself around these kind of people. That show was aired in Canada. Kenny
• 43:20
  Sam Tripley did something like this, so they ustill have punch Drunk Sports when
• 43:23
  a Shafir was on it and they used to play it was a sports it
• 43:27
  was a sports podcast, and obviously sometimes they would make bets. You know,
• 43:30
  you're a Laker fan, like, no, my Lakers are going to
• 43:31
  be your clippers. So they have a a hat bet they would make.
• 43:36
  Everybody would agree on the bet. Everyone putting a bet in there, and
• 43:38
  they would be like, loser has to eat yager and go to yoga class,
• 43:44
  loser has to leach their butthole, loser has to stick a hot dog
• 43:47
  up their ass like white people ship, white people pray, you know how
• 43:50
  they are. And they would put all these bets in this hat, and
• 43:52
  when you would lose the fucking bet, you'd get it out of the hat.
• 43:57
  That's that's I understand that understandable, But I don't like the way you
• 44:01
  come in here and be like, hey, losers, okay, what what
• 44:05
  what about? What about? What about that one show that they had in
• 44:08
  Spanish, bro this is crazy that uh for you to win a green card?
• 44:13
  I didn't even know that was a thing. So they had this the
• 44:15
  Spanish day. I think it was liked or something like that, and it's
• 44:21
  like they would get like these most like typical Mexican looking most Mexican looking people,
• 44:27
  or like undocumented people and like aunts and uncles looking like people, and
• 44:31
  they'll make them do like crazy fear factor stuff. It's called ghana and they
• 44:37
  make them do the card basically fear factor type of stuff to win a green
• 44:44
  card. Bro Car Well, it was all stage, but I'm like,
• 44:46
  because I don't think you could do that. You can't just hand out legal
• 44:49
  documents and be like, yo, he ate like some horse come yeah,
• 44:52
  like you don't want him. We don't want him, Yeah, exactly right,
• 44:59
  Like we don't want the motherfucker in here if we'll come to the US
• 45:02
  first. What else he goes on the Tuesday? Yeah? Fuck, I
• 45:07
  just found out you guys have Mexican Jerry Springer, Louise something Luis. He
• 45:13
  goes hard? Is he still going? I just found it on YouTube.
• 45:16
  We need him on the show, dude, Yeah, we do. We
• 45:17
  will have to pay him, but I'm down. I'm down to pay that
• 45:21
  to come on the show. But the whole episode will be in Spanish.
• 45:23
  Probably he speaks English, I don't think so. He probably speaks I wish
• 45:29
  I could understand what was happening when I was watching that show. It looks
• 45:31
  so you don't have Canadian like Jerry Springer. We have Jerry Springer, but
• 45:35
  I wanted to watch the Mexican one. You guys look sick. Some girl
• 45:37
  that punched in the face right away? Are there? What's like connect what's
• 45:40
  Canada's uh Mexican? Like it's not the it's like it's gotta be like right,
• 45:46
  yeah, it's Filipinos. I thought it was like the Indians know we're
• 45:51
  we we are the white people of that country. Now we've taken over,
• 45:55
  You've taken over, Like so there's like a lot of you guys, Yeah,
• 45:58
  there's Indian people are There's so many Indian people. You'll find them everywhere
• 46:02
  every part of Canada, every nook and cranny. Well that's probably that's technically
• 46:07
  like, uh, that's technically like this, Uh, that's technically like Canada's
• 46:13
  Mexican though, because like that, there's a lot that we're the the number
• 46:17
  one population right in America. Latinos still white people, don't what are you
• 46:22
  talking about? A Yeah, white people run because this is your land originally
• 46:27
  we run. I'll give you that and I don't even think that there's so
• 46:30
  many of you guys here because this is your land originally. That's why.
• 46:32
  Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, so yeah, that's yeah,
• 46:36
  that makes sense. You guys are, Yeah, you guys are the white
• 46:37
  thing. You know. Damn is that guy? Do you guys? That
• 46:42
  politician ever win? The Indian guy? No, that guy sucks too.
• 46:45
  He fucking sucks Trudeau's dick. He's part of the cast real agenda. Ye,
• 46:52
  Black History Month is Black History Month over the two? I think so,
• 46:55
  I think it's black is everywhere slaves? Well we've saved them, doog
• 47:00
  black underground? You know, Mexico does not have black stream Mother Mexico don't
• 47:05
  give a fuck about it because the underground railroad ended in Canada. It took
• 47:08
  them to Canada. We found not that means day of the gay. No,
• 47:16
  we went over this the other day. What do you guys call it
• 47:20
  Black Stream Month in Mexico. I don't have none, Okay, nothing to
• 47:23
  do with it. There's nothing to do with still a medic here we go.
• 47:29
  Canada. Major ethnic white sixty nine point eight percent, minors sixty nine
• 47:38
  Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, minor ethic ethnic South Asian seven point one,
• 47:44
  and we are all right, all right, indigenous five percent Chinese China
• 47:50
  five four point seven. That's a lie. Four point seven percent sales here,
• 47:55
  it's way more than that. That's bullshit. Okay, black four point
• 48:00
  three. That's what it says here. People Arab one point nine, Latin
• 48:04
  America one point six, Southeast Asian one point one, West Asian one,
• 48:07
  Korean point six, Japanese point three. Oh shitty zone multi race Well he's
• 48:15
  ones America, not Japanese. Sorry, he's on multi racio slash other three
• 48:21
  point two. What Philippin? What is a Philippine? I got this from
• 48:25
  Wikipedia. Philippino people that celebrate Ballentine's Day. Valentine Valentine's Happy Ballientine's Day.
• 48:34
  Nothing full, all busy? I worked, you played with your balls?
• 48:40
  Yeah all day? I'm busy, Yeah exactly, you know, Yeah.
• 48:45
  I we did a sold out show the thirteenth Sancha Day, Side Bitch Day.
• 48:49
  That's when you take your side bitch out on the thirteenth dog That's an
• 48:51
  important day. Somebody said, hey, is there a Japanese person in this
• 48:53
  chiroom? Besy are you in Japan? Because you keep saying, like I
• 48:58
  saw some comments earlier. If there's anybody that knows some Japanese people out there,
• 49:01
  link me up. Bro. I'm going out there to the land,
• 49:04
  to the lands of the Rising Sun. Bro. And uh, I do
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  want to I do want to say a big thank you to the homie Mars
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  just. I mean, I'm gonna have him on on an upcoming episode.
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  But dope designer, Uh came here, came through a world some dope hash
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  Have him up and upcoming, Uh an upcoming episode. Uh, some
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  of you guys are gonna get the magazine he's featured on as well too.
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  He gave me a grip so you guys could get it in your packages.
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  Also a big shout out to the sponsor. We will be getting into that
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  video in a little bit. Uh, when that's done, all right?
• 49:43
  So yeah, it's Black History Month. Dog question, what's the question?
• 49:46
  Careful, dog, don't say something stupid. Top three favorite Black people Michael
• 49:52
  Jordan, Jesus Controversial hol one in a Time Mexico. First, Okay,
• 50:00
  if Jesus is black, then yes, are we going with Jesus being black
• 50:02
  man? And that's up to you because you know, you could just say
• 50:06
  black Jesus's Mexican. No, I'm going he's Mexican black black Jesus. No,
• 50:10
  he's definitely not Japanese to me. I thought I knew they were suposed
• 50:15
  to be Japanese. But he's like, so, I'm going with Michael Jordan's
• 50:19
  No, No, no, definitely not Bill Cosby. Michael Jordan's dude.
• 50:24
  Three. I feel like you can. There's just a lot great ones.
• 50:30
  It's just hard to pick, like dude, okay, because I don't want
• 50:34
  I don't want to pick a rapper. I want to what about Frederick DOUGLASSA
• 50:37
  Frederick Douglas. No, I can't, I can't, No, I can't
• 50:40
  hit picking the black guy who baked peanut butter. He's pretty tight. You're
• 50:45
  kidding, right, you're kidding right. That was an inventser Rex. He
• 50:50
  invents it like over Jeh bro brod. That okay, then he's in the
• 50:53
  list. Okay, Michael Jordans black man as invents in the microwave I think,
• 50:59
  I think, but he might most likely did. They got ripped off
• 51:01
  of all the white people. Was like the phone a black man really too?
• 51:08
  I think he did, all right. So Michael Jordan's Michael Jordans.
• 51:13
  I gotta pick a rapper just because you kind of have to pick a rapper.
• 51:15
  Michael Jordan, the peanut butter black guy. Who else? Wayne Wayne
• 51:20
  Lil Wayne Alaye? Top three favorite black people Right here we go putting the
• 51:24
  cherub going crazy. He pulled up a list that's not fair. Nor fine,
• 51:30
  let me, let me, let me say, let me say,
• 51:31
  I'm gonna save mine. I'm gonna save mine. Then Kobe Bryant, Michael
• 51:36
  Jackson and O. J. Simpson. Michael Jackson don't count. He didn't
• 51:38
  want to be black. You can't put that. You can't. He'd be
• 51:40
  mad at people. Okay black Michael Jackson, okay, okay, Bill Cosby,
• 51:46
  R. Kelly and that little guy. This goes what you're talking about.
• 51:54
  That's a pretty that's a hot list right there. They're all killing it
• 51:59
  in jail. One of them is dead. For the midget guy, he's
• 52:02
  dead. Yeah, bro, he got a Kelly pissed on him and he
• 52:06
  died. I can't believe o Kelly was singing would you be singing in jail
• 52:08
  if you were locked up? He had no choice locked he was singing about
• 52:12
  he wrote that song before, like imagine being locked up, writing locked up
• 52:16
  like in the cloud, locked in the closet, and then being in jail
• 52:20
  actually locked up. This guy got he's gonna have bars. Bro there just
• 52:24
  gotta be a midget. Midget in jail locked up with him. And then
• 52:28
  that part where he says, what came out with some midge. They probably
• 52:32
  do a play. They probably do a play with him singing it, and
• 52:35
  all of them they do like they all internet because it was pretty I'm not
• 52:37
  gonna lie. The first to the first two episodes of that was entertaining.
• 52:42
  What of coming out the closet? The song where it was funny you're watching,
• 52:45
  You're like, what's going on? And then he and we didn't hear
• 52:49
  race favorite Black people? Oh yeah, raised favorite black people? All right,
• 52:52
  Marthur King Junior, that's political ship. I'll go with the peanut butter
• 53:00
  and Vincer, the guy who vents in the peanut butter. Shout out to
• 53:04
  your dog for that one, too, right, because yeah, sometimes but
• 53:10
  cats like it. The cats like, all right, I'm gonna go with
• 53:15
  fucking Spike Lee there. Oh man, that a pretty pretty good list.
• 53:22
  You can't I mean, black people into top three, you know, I
• 53:25
  mean you can't you go anyway? Right, Yeah, we're gonna you have
• 53:31
  to pick like Jackie Robins, right, top three? Does pelet count No,
• 53:37
  he's Brazilian, but he's black though, Brazilian black? Look at him.
• 53:43
  You can't black. I gotta put that in there. Dog Ronaldino,
• 53:50
  Yeah, he's Brazilian. Yeah, but what color is he? I thought
• 53:54
  it was gonna say Fara con Yeah, Like I was, like, you
• 53:59
  know, he's like he said, m ok, he's Aaron fair Cotton malchemists.
• 54:04
  I thought he was gonna say something like that. Man. When he
• 54:07
  was black, Sammy Sosa was that's crazy, bro. Some black foods have
• 54:13
  changed over time. They've like you know what I mean, they they've like
• 54:17
  developed like a film. They were black and then they just went a little
• 54:21
  bit white. And like Sammy Sosa one of those black guys. Yeah,
• 54:27
  who else has Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson went really white. He got like
• 54:31
  surgery to get didn't he? I don't. I don't think there's surgery,
• 54:37
  but I think he was bleaching his skin. Sounds like surgery, dog just
• 54:40
  bleaching. You think he was using the same ship the only fan chicks used
• 54:46
  to bleach their assholes. Probably that's crazy. You know he got it first
• 54:51
  exactly when the Army was done testing it. If I just bleached my skin
• 54:58
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  Hit that thumbs up, and everybody who's the Patreon, everybody who joining
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  and contributing on the super chat. You're still get nervous for shows? No,
• 59:07
  not really. I did a little bit when I came out, just
• 59:12
  my I got off a flight, grab some weed from you. And then
• 59:16
  the first thing he did, Bro, he was like, I need to
• 59:19
  go see you right now. He's liked, let me get my car,
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  picked up my car and then came but you know what though, when you
• 59:23
  go to Canada, well, sorry to the people they can go to Canada,
• 59:25
  Nexzavier, Yeah, to the people that can travel and see what the
• 59:30
  world has to offer. And I say that, and I say that because
• 59:34
  I I really wish that you could go with me on certain trips. I
• 59:37
  really fucking wish you could, like, because I know what I know,
• 59:42
  it would change your perspective on so many things, Like I love America so
• 59:46
  much when you guys leave them, like why are you all leaving? He's
• 59:49
  great here, Like I know Japan's great, so I'm not mad at that
• 59:52
  one. But like when people are like Thailand, I'm like, huh,
• 59:55
  you've never been, so you don't want to see like the fucking rainforest and
• 1:00:00
  ship like like I'm down to go to some countries, but like there's something
• 1:00:04
  that just sound too dangerous. Like the thing is, like I'm a stone,
• 1:00:06
  you don't want to go to Thailand. We'll go back to Mexico,
• 1:00:07
  but you're not gonna go anywhere else Mexico. Look, look, I'm a
• 1:00:09
  stoner and I like drugs and I might be drinking and someone like you want
• 1:00:13
  to bump next thing. You know, I'm unlock the bar, locked a
• 1:00:15
  broad or whatever, locked the bar? What it is like the version anywhere
• 1:00:22
  with weed is like, God, there's way bigger coke heads than you that
• 1:00:28
  have gone to Thailand and had a great time. You'll be fine, Bro.
• 1:00:32
  You should go travel the world. Don't be scared. Get papers first.
• 1:00:37
  I'm not scared of you. And it's not yeah country, yeah bro.
• 1:00:39
  But you're saying like you would go by yourself, bro, Like I
• 1:00:42
  would go with you. I would go on the trip, like like if
• 1:00:45
  you get to go and be like, hey, I'm gonna go check that
• 1:00:46
  out with you. Bro, I've traveled more than you. You're like a
• 1:00:50
  stoner, like you get mad at people, Like I can see someone just
• 1:00:53
  giving us the wrong address and we miss our flying but beating this full love.
• 1:00:58
  Now we're in jail and I'm like, he's a while you do that
• 1:01:00
  and he's like this give us and you're just look at you. You're smiling
• 1:01:05
  because you're like I would be on vacation. Vacation. Me is a totally
• 1:01:08
  different person, bro, Like I don't talk about work, bro when I'm
• 1:01:12
  on vacation, Like I don't know. Maybe I was even hesitant to filming
• 1:01:15
  some of this, this whole vacation experience I'm gonna have, but I need
• 1:01:19
  the content view so like, and you know it's not even the content view.
• 1:01:23
  Like that day I was looking at my E. D C. Stupid
• 1:01:25
  blog that I did. Honestly, I was happy I did it cause you're
• 1:01:29
  like, oh fuck, I forget that. I forgot that. I know
• 1:01:32
  for you, it's like content, but at the end later you're gonna want
• 1:01:35
  to watch and you're really gonna watch it. Like someone goes through like a
• 1:01:37
  like like their wedding book. Yeah, yeah, dude who makes wedding books
• 1:01:40
  and stupid shit like that, Like kids are gonna go to the wedding,
• 1:01:44
  but your mom's gonna be like, look, here's your Instagram. Hopefully that's
• 1:01:47
  literally what they're doing. They're there. I got I got homies that got
• 1:01:52
  Instagram for their kids, and I know one day they're just gonna give that
• 1:01:53
  kid their Instagram. Like here, your aunts already follow you, your friends
• 1:01:57
  like started like a starter Pokemon. Yeah okay, guarantee, you know how
• 1:02:01
  many kids are gonna do that. I want to make my own I don't
• 1:02:06
  want my yeah, yeah, I make my own Instagram. All depending messages
• 1:02:09
  are just like creepy old white dudes. Fucking teenager goes into leads all the
• 1:02:14
  memorage you posted, fucking lame man's dad contents from your hands when you were
• 1:02:22
  cut. He goes into rights back unfollows all your family like fucking lames h
• 1:02:30
  Cause, I mean that's what the Kardashian are doing. Their kids already got
• 1:02:34
  on Instagram. And you don't think they're just gonna hand it over to them,
• 1:02:37
  be like here, you already got twenty million subscribers handle Kanye's kids.
• 1:02:40
  Yeah, all those kids. Yeah, they're already famous though. That was
• 1:02:45
  her name Storm, her name North. She's just on that. She just
• 1:02:50
  did a track. Yeah, you know these kids are set for life.
• 1:02:52
  Dude. She did a track, are you serious? Track with Kanye.
• 1:02:58
  She's number one on Spotify, brought up on stage. A child has never
• 1:03:00
  been shout out to Kanye and for making everything twenty bucks, I got a
• 1:03:04
  whole fit sixty dollars. Oh yeah, you got the posey ship. Fuck
• 1:03:08
  yeah. I bought the ponds right away. Yeah me too. I seen
• 1:03:13
  that. I was like twenty dogs, twenty bucks. Hell yeah, I
• 1:03:15
  was like, he's gonna be good quality. It doesn't matter twenty dollars worth.
• 1:03:17
  It's worth to try. Like Bro, it's better than Timu. Tiamo
• 1:03:22
  was probably like, I don't know, Bro's crazy. I feel like tims
• 1:03:25
  like a terrorist group. Temu stands from terrorists United nothing. I don't know
• 1:03:30
  you're buying. You're buying from them. You're fucking funding terrorist organizations. Don't
• 1:03:36
  buy nothing from Timu, don't. I don't know who Timu is, like
• 1:03:38
  Ali Baba. Yeah, basically ships full fucking A plus products number one thunder.
• 1:03:45
  He fucking buys everything on there and then he tries to resell it to
• 1:03:47
  people. Is that what he's done? No, because I'm like, yo,
• 1:03:52
  he buys all the like he's been buying stuff on like fucking on Timu
• 1:03:55
  and I'm like, bro, why are you wasting your money? I think
• 1:03:59
  he's reselling and the ship. No, he's not. It's not even real
• 1:04:01
  brands. It's like you could just go to downtown. And that day he
• 1:04:04
  put me. He was like, uh he said this jersey on there and
• 1:04:08
  I was like, what is it? He's like, I got it for
• 1:04:09
  Timu. He sold it to you. Sure they got a bout it.
• 1:04:14
  It was just duck when you saw it was just duck. When it said
• 1:04:15
  you know something else you would wear? I was like, where'd you get
• 1:04:17
  this? How much? Is I got it for Timu? I just buy
• 1:04:20
  it from t That's exactly what I was, like, who? But I
• 1:04:24
  didn't want it anyways? You know what did he do? He wrote XG
• 1:04:27
  on it and he told me bouy it? Did he write something on it?
• 1:04:30
  He said something I would wear, but I would wear it, so
• 1:04:30
  I'm not I'm not hating on it, but but he said he got it
• 1:04:33
  and he people be buying that ship. I haven't ordered nothing. I just
• 1:04:36
  hate waiting forever. Once it gets here, on want it no more.
• 1:04:40
  It's like a while. They take like two three weeks to get that ship.
• 1:04:43
  My little brother orders from there fast fast? Is TMU safe? Lawsuit
• 1:04:49
  claims APP hacks literally everything. Yeah, you can probably hack all your ship.
• 1:04:56
  Probably get your Instagram. Hey dude, not for nothing, bro.
• 1:04:59
  Sometimes my car just speaks Korean? What like or I think it's like the
• 1:05:03
  APP. I swear to god, Bro, it's happened a couple of times.
• 1:05:05
  Korean. You know it's Korean. It's either that or Japanese. But
• 1:05:10
  look it's look like I I I don't know if it's because there's a glitch
• 1:05:14
  in my ways or whatever. Time I'm using the directions that's Chinese every now
• 1:05:18
  and then, like I'll be, I'll be using my navigation, and then
• 1:05:21
  every now and then the ship will come out and fucking like some Asian and
• 1:05:26
  I'm just like, well, you know what, I think I've seen it
• 1:05:28
  one time, the red car. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that one
• 1:05:30
  time, and you're I was just like, what the fuck was that about
• 1:05:33
  it? It is a Korean car, yeah, bro, But it's just
• 1:05:36
  like voice of this lady that just comes out and like pretty much this might
• 1:05:43
  sound like it's gonna sound a little maybe racist. But the day I was
• 1:05:45
  on YouTube and I'm there chilling, and it's been like I was watching poker.
• 1:05:49
  So the pokers roam just keeps going. It's like poker, so it'll
• 1:05:51
  go for five six hours. I don't know how long I've been watching.
• 1:05:55
  And then they gave me a fucking I don't know if it's Japanese, Korean,
• 1:05:59
  Chinese, he's another language. And I got mad, not because I
• 1:06:01
  give a fuck, but I don't even understand it. I was like,
• 1:06:04
  why the fuck are you playing this from your advertising something that had and I
• 1:06:08
  just went in there and usually I let the ad run because I'm like,
• 1:06:11
  I'm not gonna get up. I'm busy doing whatever. I'm doing this in
• 1:06:13
  the background music. I went up to go change and I was like,
• 1:06:15
  damn, I feel it, Like is this not like white people feel like
• 1:06:17
  when they hear a mexicine commercial and they're like, I don't understand this ship
• 1:06:21
  the fuck out of here, Yo, Timmy got the fuck Mexicans up on
• 1:06:26
  TV. You're finally understanding. I finally was like, is this the same
• 1:06:29
  fucking ship, but I'm not racist or I just like understand where like,
• 1:06:31
  yo, I don't get it. Why you're fucking I don't understand this ship?
• 1:06:34
  Why do you have to play it? You can't call it. You
• 1:06:36
  can't call white people racist anymore because you finally understand them. It's kind of
• 1:06:40
  racist, not racist because I don't care. So I don't understand it.
• 1:06:43
  You can promote it. You can promote here in Japan, we have this
• 1:06:45
  thing is you're giving me a commercial different language, You're just that commercial is
• 1:06:49
  not for you. I don't then don't put don't give it to me?
• 1:06:53
  Not once said I click on a jet like commercial. Most of the people
• 1:06:57
  watching videos are learning poker, so it's most Chinese people. It's like for
• 1:07:00
  the people that like you think that you think that that that like every time
• 1:07:05
  I hear the fucking uh pachankas or the commercial, it's not for me.
• 1:07:11
  It's Asian people. No, but that's different because they're playing all they're playing
• 1:07:14
  all the languages. The thing is they're just playing specifically that. And then
• 1:07:16
  to top it off, I went to go read what was it? All
• 1:07:19
  the all the all the writing was in Japanese or Korean? Where the fuck
• 1:07:26
  that was? I was like, damn, at least at least when they
• 1:07:28
  see shit in Spanish they know what letters that is. It's true. I
• 1:07:33
  was just like, damn. I was like, damn. I feel for
• 1:07:36
  Sometimes You'll be on Pandora and then I'm like, people are like listen to
• 1:07:40
  like, you know, fucking the Beatles or something or some country ship and
• 1:07:45
  then you hear Mexican commercial. Come on, I know, They're like,
• 1:07:46
  what the funk I'm listening to the country. This is why I'm voting for
• 1:07:50
  MAGA. You know what's you know, what's fucking hilarious that it's fucking true.
• 1:07:58
  True. People on Pandora listening to some country and you hear a Mexican
• 1:08:00
  commercial promoting whatever in Spanish like this one. I'm voing for Trump. M
• 1:08:05
  I can't even vote. So what do you mean illegals can vote? Stop
• 1:08:10
  that's what Democrats tell you. Stop believing that stupid illegals cannot vote, bro,
• 1:08:15
  And why they're letting all these people in, because that's not that's that's
• 1:08:17
  the right. No, they're letting him here so when they have an amnesty
• 1:08:23
  they can eventually vote. But no, you can't get drafted. You can't
• 1:08:26
  just vote on site. You can't just cross the board and then you get
• 1:08:29
  a fucking you can vote. No, dude, you need citizenship. You
• 1:08:30
  can't even you can't even have to be a citizen. You can't even be
• 1:08:33
  a resident to vote. You have to be a citizens citizen. You got
• 1:08:36
  to take a test. I mean, look at Cally because if no,
• 1:08:44
  here's it is, here's it is. Look look, even if you vote
• 1:08:45
  for Biden, Biden's gonna die and you're gonna Kamala or you're gonna fucking Gavin
• 1:08:50
  Newsom. And look at Camala. Camelto Harris, that's her name camlto Harris,
• 1:08:55
  do not come, not come, do not come, do not come.
• 1:08:59
  I am coming. Okay, what would you don't get that. I'm
• 1:09:01
  gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Somebody said, yeah, we
• 1:09:06
  got to stop the escape, goat the ship. It's all fun and games
• 1:09:10
  until the hate crime start. I feel like this person has just been eating
• 1:09:15
  to saying any word somebody walking to the lodge. That's fucking hilarious. Though.
• 1:09:20
  You got a funkle pop Huh, you got a funk po you got
• 1:09:24
  a group of them. So yeah, by the way, the link I
• 1:09:26
  put it up there for the whatnot uh for everybody out there. There's a
• 1:09:30
  three more what no sales before I leave, So make sure you guys subscribe
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  to those. There's a funkal set. There's there's a group of them.
• 1:09:34
  So if you if you're missing an autograph be real funk wo pop. Uh,
• 1:09:39
  make sure you guys check them out. You know, you guys come
• 1:09:42
  up on a one hundred and fifty to two hundred dollars value for like fifty
• 1:09:45
  bucks. Get it? Uh say it again? Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:09:58
  The I watched the whole documentary on it. Apparently these fools were trying
• 1:10:03
  to expand it or something like that, and then they're saying that there was
• 1:10:06
  nothing going on in there, and people went to investigate. The cops are
• 1:10:11
  looking into this ship now and they're not releasing nothing. Bro, are called
• 1:10:15
  cap like they're not really a mattress of blood on it, and they found
• 1:10:18
  baby like baby shit down there. I'm not It just sounds sketchy. Sounds
• 1:10:24
  more than trying to expand the church. Baby shit. Yeah, they found
• 1:10:28
  like like where you put the babies to eat where that shit is, and
• 1:10:32
  they found like a mattress of blood on it. Sketchy dogs. I don't
• 1:10:40
  know, bro, like that. That's like somety next level shit right there,
• 1:10:43
  though, Like how many how many underground ship do you think is going
• 1:10:46
  on? Probably so much, dude. I was just surprised that it was
• 1:10:50
  the Jews dogging tunnels. It's not just damn I bet though, Like I
• 1:10:54
  bet there's like mad tunnels everywhere. Do you know? Some people called that
• 1:10:58
  in you know there's people living on there, I know. And then magine
• 1:11:00
  how racist you sound. You're calling nine nine one one hey, Like I
• 1:11:03
  don't want to imagine I hear Jewish like under the top you're like, hear
• 1:11:09
  this, no one's gonna believe you. Dog Like I wouldn't like you sound
• 1:11:16
  racist till the top of the hand down there. I was at the show
• 1:11:24
  and this comic came up to another comic, the Jewish comic, and said,
• 1:11:27
  literally like, what up my tunnel digger, that's what he called him.
• 1:11:30
  I was like, you can't say that, especially with the hard e
• 1:11:33
  r it's tunnel digg up you come on dig because that's what they call the
• 1:11:45
  Middle Easterns sand. Yeah, they do use that with I don't know,
• 1:11:49
  but it's like it's not just every like Middle Easterns, Like I don't know,
• 1:11:54
  it's like now you know what, Yeah, it's like wherever you think
• 1:11:57
  camels are at for sure, you'd be like like like like whenever you get
• 1:12:01
  somebody cuts you off, you're like, man, who's probably saying that ship
• 1:12:04
  a lot? Bro, who's no racial slurs? Oh? Yeah, there's
• 1:12:09
  books on them. There is, bro Japanese slur. I know, you
• 1:12:13
  look that up already. Just watch you could learn all the Asian slurs and
• 1:12:16
  Grand Tourrino you can watch that movie. Yeah, like you can learn all
• 1:12:24
  the fucking Asian slurs. And in the Grand Torino. That was the first
• 1:12:27
  time I ever heard. Yeah, me too, and listen, I was
• 1:12:30
  like, he made it sound he made it sound kind of cool. He's
• 1:12:31
  like, fucking I don't even know what it means, but I know who
• 1:12:34
  it meant. I know who he meant it to right away. But I
• 1:12:39
  don't know why you said the N word in their country? In their country?
• 1:12:43
  Now, what do you mean he said the N word in their country?
• 1:12:45
  Oh? Look, come on, for the Korean I looked it up.
• 1:12:48
  Is an offensive North American term a foreigner, especially a person of the
• 1:12:53
  Philippines, Korean, or Vietnamese descent. So pretty much any kind of like
• 1:12:58
  jungle Asian, damn jungle Asians. That's good. Yeah, bro, like
• 1:13:03
  fucking you know the war Asians? Bro? Like those those are the woods,
• 1:13:08
  Bro, those get down ship. We lost the whole war, bro,
• 1:13:12
  Yeah, war too. They used to don't put they'll they'll make a
• 1:13:15
  hole and put spikes on it with ship on it, and they don't even
• 1:13:18
  watch they die. They don't even want you to die. They want you
• 1:13:20
  they want to hurt a soldier because they know America never lets the soldier down.
• 1:13:25
  So that just now you can't go fast. Now you got a of
• 1:13:29
  a wounded soldier and now everyone's looking out for and he's infected and you're not
• 1:13:32
  gonna let him holme me down. That's America. You got doll tags.
• 1:13:35
  Never let a soldier down. And these fools new so they weren't trying to
• 1:13:39
  kill you. But you don't think that, you don't think, you don't
• 1:13:40
  think the foods, the foods are America. Were just like fucking John's gonna
• 1:13:46
  make it back everyone, I'm sorry, Like, you don't think he's like
• 1:13:53
  them if it's annoying one, no one like, yeah, bro, Like
• 1:13:57
  it couldn't be the popular guy, the popular guy everyone knows. But it
• 1:14:00
  was like fire the whole yeah, Like and then you get to just get
• 1:14:04
  his dog tag, tear back to his lady. Yeah. Probably still in
• 1:14:09
  war situations now, like in wherever they are, Middle East or whatever,
• 1:14:13
  soldiers there's no accountability, there's no cameras and ship. Like one of these
• 1:14:17
  guys is pissing you off. Bro, you're in the middle of the desert.
• 1:14:21
  Just fucking kill him and everyone kind of agrees on it. Yeah,
• 1:14:25
  like, yeah, exactly too much chicken. He's not he's literally not being
• 1:14:30
  he's not sharing the one fourth of the one the fourth we had here dog,
• 1:14:32
  you know, there's so who knows dog so much fun up ship.
• 1:14:35
  Too much chicken is wild? Like wait, yeah, like too much chicken
• 1:14:43
  when when you're out there and there's not that much food and you're out there
• 1:14:45
  eating more than what you should be. But your army will die. But
• 1:14:49
  if you're in the US Army, you're but I'm talking about if you like
• 1:14:56
  you know, you know, I just want I'm still four people storming in
• 1:14:59
  the Vatican. I really want them to storm. Dude, I would love
• 1:15:02
  somebody thank you man, Like it's that they're like, I got the army,
• 1:15:06
  have the whole world's history. They're not gonna stop like like all the
• 1:15:12
  if all the people that showed up when they see the pope go up there
• 1:15:14
  like Aladdin, if that many people also went into it, they would destroy
• 1:15:17
  it. Yeah, but I mean and we'd lose all that just start,
• 1:15:24
  yeah, bro, like everything would just be up. We need spider Man,
• 1:15:28
  sweet spider Man, to go in there and fucking straight up. You
• 1:15:30
  know he says that a little spider Yeah, you know what I mean,
• 1:15:33
  because other than that, who are you gonna trust someone's gonna go in there.
• 1:15:36
  They're gonna know this. Can't send the hook, it's gonna suck everything
• 1:15:40
  up. We didn't send the Jews. They can dig a tunnel into the
• 1:15:45
  bottom of the Vatican. The Vatican people would be like, the Jews strike
• 1:15:48
  again. What if I didn't think about this, What if a chapel was
• 1:15:55
  using the Jews for the tunnels? It goes to the mic. What if
• 1:15:58
  the chap was using the juice for the tunnels to bring the cocaine? And
• 1:16:01
  Yeah, I don't know. Jews don't seem like a pretty good tum juice.
• 1:16:05
  Seem like they're for hired to other Jews. They're not like open to
• 1:16:09
  like maybe yeah, maybe I don't know if these Jews dug the tunnels themselves.
• 1:16:11
  Maybe they hired Mexican guys. Yeah that's what I heard then the documentary
• 1:16:15
  they hired the migrants to do it. Yeah yeah, come on, bro,
• 1:16:16
  you saw Jews are gonna get blisters in your hand, right? Yeah?
• 1:16:21
  Who's came out clean as fun under the tunnel after supervising just not yeah
• 1:16:26
  and running? Yeah, that's gotta be crazy. What's going on there?
• 1:16:31
  Bro? Like if I was one of those people just living on top,
• 1:16:34
  bro, Like, I'd be so pissed, Bro, I'd be so fucking
• 1:16:38
  pissed, Like there's Jews in the ground. I swear to God, all
• 1:16:44
  right, Hitler, That's literally what I would say if I was Yeah,
• 1:16:48
  it's a free country. But what if you would have just started yelling anti
• 1:16:53
  submitting slurs and ground. Yeah, just start yelling, Just start yelling,
• 1:16:59
  like random ship, Well they fucking probably pull your pipes or some ship.
• 1:17:02
  Start playing, start playing World War two speeches casting the tunnels. Dude,
• 1:17:10
  you if you threw a speaker down there and started playing a Hitler speci these
• 1:17:14
  fools who think this ship is hoty Mike, But no, that's just crazy
• 1:17:17
  though. It's just crazy how it came right after Like what's going on?
• 1:17:21
  You know, like what are the chances? Like it's like it's literally like
• 1:17:25
  the worst timing to find the tunnel. Yeah, all the Jews are like,
• 1:17:27
  ah, God, God, damn wait, really that's all the shoot
• 1:17:33
  and the bulls pull this doe. That shit is crazy, bro. All
• 1:17:38
  right, let's where you want to read the super chats. By the way,
• 1:17:42
  if you guys want to get in on the superchat, raffle all you
• 1:17:44
  gotta do is get a super chatted and you will be answered. Winner will
• 1:17:46
  be announced at the end. So you're gonna block that guy. First comment,
• 1:17:49
  what are you right go to your twelve top program for your fucking the
• 1:17:56
  addiction? What addiction is Disney addiction? Someone said he's only go to the
• 1:18:03
  twelve step program for Disney addiction. That was probably mad as fuck because he
• 1:18:08
  has kids and he can't take them to Disney. Fuck you bro, Damn
• 1:18:12
  this girl. Yeah, and he's just watching me, He's like, what
• 1:18:15
  are you gonna go with the time? What do you like better? Disney
• 1:18:17
  or Universal Studios? Like both of them different for different reasons. Like Disney
• 1:18:21
  I like the food for sure. The food. Yeah, they're walking around
• 1:18:25
  and doing drugs. Universal because they make it comfortable. Yeah, and he
• 1:18:30
  and he has VIP access at Universe. Well I know too, I know
• 1:18:32
  a chef from each company, so like it's kind of like the chefs that
• 1:18:36
  work there like love it dog. Hell yeah, you're gonna tell them what
• 1:18:40
  you did. Universal, But you're carrying fucking move Which one got that lady?
• 1:18:45
  That chick fire? First of all, see her there again. I
• 1:18:47
  will say she did get fired, but she kicked me out of the rite
• 1:18:50
  three times for no reason why. She's having a bad day, and she
• 1:18:55
  just like she just she was like, nope, you're gonna have to go
• 1:18:57
  back and put this in the locker. I was like, bitch, you've
• 1:18:59
  seen it before. It was just really bro like she was always busy,
• 1:19:01
  right, yes, like that, it was not always busy, but it's
• 1:19:04
  just like, I don't know, dude, Like this bitch made me go
• 1:19:06
  three times in locker where she could have just been like listen, like you
• 1:19:10
  gotta put all these things in the locker, you know what I mean.
• 1:19:13
  And every time I came back, she's like, you gotta go back and
• 1:19:15
  put this. And after the third time, I was like, look,
• 1:19:16
  bitch, you're just doing this the fuck with me. And then she started
• 1:19:19
  exchanging words back, and I was just close to thanks a lot of stuff.
• 1:19:25
  But you know with the customer service is legit. Yeah, that's legit.
• 1:19:28
  The white Glove people, right, yeah for sure. Yeah. Like
• 1:19:30
  once once those people got involved, they took me to the office, they
• 1:19:32
  gave me like a bunch of shit, like yo, come fuck down,
• 1:19:35
  bro, because like you get it, because I was like, hey,
• 1:19:38
  bro, look at my past. I got the most expensive one, bro.
• 1:19:41
  Like, yeah, I was like, what the fuck? Bro?
• 1:19:43
  I was like, I've had this for three months and this is kind of
• 1:19:45
  bullshit. I get, And let's you skipped the line. Yeah, unless
• 1:19:46
  you do it. And I was just like this is I was. And
• 1:19:48
  then sure enough they just gave me. Like because when I went to Disney,
• 1:19:53
  I went to the one in Florida and uh, and they wouldn't give
• 1:19:57
  you a fucking fast. All you got was oh, for a certain time.
• 1:20:00
  A couple of years ago, they were banned. They Brady came back,
• 1:20:03
  okay, and then you can only pick three rides at scheduled times.
• 1:20:06
  Yeah. Now it's just one by one bro, you go another one?
• 1:20:10
  Oh really yeah, because people would just schedule up and then nobody will be
• 1:20:14
  able to schedule. Yeah, okay, said Canada needs a theme park,
• 1:20:18
  like a like a reputable one. We got Wonderline. It just got bought
• 1:20:21
  by some American company. It's gonna be bigger Wonderland. It's like six Flags,
• 1:20:28
  Bro, It's like it's like a many six flags. I gotta go
• 1:20:31
  next time and go over there. Yeah, man, you got when you
• 1:20:33
  come next time, We'll come in the summer and we'll go definitely closed in
• 1:20:39
  the winter. Do come next one ray even we haven't even started. Yeah,
• 1:20:45
  the first one was just you first one d mvlas X looks like a
• 1:20:53
  back xtually looks like me a background kid. And Break a movie. It's
• 1:20:59
  a break movie. The roller Blade movie by Disney. Watched that Disney Channel
• 1:21:02
  movie that it was hard. It was about roller skating. Nothing was better
• 1:21:06
  than Johnny's Tsunami Dog the Snowboard Movie. I didn't even know what that is,
• 1:21:13
  either of those. What it was like? This Disney movie What's your
• 1:21:15
  What was your childhood stuff? That you watched? Me? Uh? The
• 1:21:20
  Little Canadian Boy Goes to the Rainbow. You guys never seen that same ship.
• 1:21:27
  You guys had bro pretty much watch you watch your guys. You guys
• 1:21:30
  didn't have like a Canadian cartoon like Barney. You guys had Barney. Okay,
• 1:21:33
  Barney, mister dress up? Did you watch us? Don't you know
• 1:21:38
  the movie food dress He was like, you're mister Rogers. Oh damn,
• 1:21:42
  Okay, see that's what I mean. Did you guys have a magic school
• 1:21:44
  bus? Magic magic school? But of course we had magic school, okay,
• 1:21:49
  Arthur, Arthur. It was dope yea, PBS buddy, it's the
• 1:21:54
  best fucking little fist now, the fist meme, I love it. It's
• 1:21:59
  my that's how he lives. He lives on because of that fist. My
• 1:22:03
  boy used to play my boy. He was the Timble Twins voice. He
• 1:22:10
  voiced them the comic from Toronto. Yeah, as a child. And then
• 1:22:15
  he just got that fucking money fucking what do you call it? Residuals.
• 1:22:18
  Yeah, but now they got new episodes and ship. Yeah, there's one
• 1:22:24
  with their adults now it's it was just one episode? Was it just one?
• 1:22:28
  I think I think they got a series of Arthur Arthur. Yeah,
• 1:22:31
  they're like adults. You remember, like it was like a season or two
• 1:22:33
  where they were like growing up grown. They tried to do say by the
• 1:22:38
  Bell goes to College type ship, just like they did the Rugrats growing up
• 1:22:41
  bullshit, Keep them little. The regrets, the regrets regrets went downhill when
• 1:22:47
  they added that Asian. He's hate that part of cartoon. When they added
• 1:22:53
  that Asian Chick and Chucky had a sister. First of all, you should
• 1:22:57
  have been a morning That's when we should have started tightening the borders. Yeah,
• 1:23:00
  like straight up, bro, Like when we see. That was the
• 1:23:03
  day I wasn't yet straight up bro like like when they when they when they
• 1:23:11
  had that important Chucky had an Asian chick. Sister was like, Manu him,
• 1:23:15
  I love how passionate you are about that, straight up bro. That
• 1:23:18
  ship ruined the Brats. It pisched me off already. The fact that fucking
• 1:23:23
  Tommy saw the Spotlight the Spotlight with Dill and Dial was kind of weird,
• 1:23:27
  like Dill still should have never been there brocking Tommy. It was Tommy show
• 1:23:33
  you hear that extra baby Chinese get the funk out of here mistake of a
• 1:23:42
  baby cartoon. I still remember the commercial though, of the Rugrats movie.
• 1:23:49
  He said do you have to pooh? And he said we were. I
• 1:23:57
  wanted Disney left for the watching to Burger King for the watches. My mom
• 1:24:00
  taking it like they got watches. Let's go. I remember used to go,
• 1:24:03
  you know in the first food, you know, in the first you
• 1:24:05
  know in the first one, like where they're all in the in the in
• 1:24:08
  the waiting room. Be real is one of the babies really? Yeah?
• 1:24:12
  Yeah, yeah, All those babies are different celebrities, He's one of them.
• 1:24:16
  I think his line is like this world is way too big. Yeah.
• 1:24:19
  Yeah, it's a lot of people don't know that. He hates to
• 1:24:23
  bring it up, what you like, because he was just he's just like,
• 1:24:26
  he's just like, what the fuck? How did you find that out?
• 1:24:28
  I was like, dude, I am BDM or whatever, I am
• 1:24:31
  your son. You were missing half my life. I was wondering where you
• 1:24:34
  were at, Papa, maybe because I love you taking care of other babies
• 1:24:39
  off there, not taking me to the premiere. I see how to Go
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  with Mom by myself? Next one? Oh wait, what ver before we
• 1:24:49
  do go to the next one? Do my favorite thing you do? Do
• 1:24:51
  the Arthur when he gives away the baby, which one us he Arnold,
• 1:24:58
  there's an episode in Hey Arnol where they give away this baby. You know
• 1:25:01
  you do? Did you watch Hey Arnold? Dude? Do you remember this
• 1:25:05
  funked up episode with mister Gwynn. Like the Asian guy who lives in the
• 1:25:11
  boarding house opens up to Arnold and he tells him about how like he had
• 1:25:15
  to give away his daughter to like because war happened in his country and that's
• 1:25:19
  the reason, that's the reason he's such a sad individually. And then like
• 1:25:24
  so he's just telling you right. It's a Christmas episode of all days too,
• 1:25:28
  Like I swear, bro He's like, he's like Arnold, every Christmas
• 1:25:32
  I get sad. He's like because I think about my daughter. You know.
• 1:25:36
  He's like you see, yeah, and then draw it out. So
• 1:25:41
  it's crazy. He was like a long time ago. He's like war happened.
• 1:25:46
  He's like, chaos in my country. I have to run, Arnold.
• 1:25:51
  I choose between me and my daughter. And he's like yeah, he
• 1:25:57
  was like, so I have to give her away, you know what.
• 1:26:00
  He was like, every Christmas I think about when what's she up to?
• 1:26:04
  You know, like you know, he's like, well I ever see her
• 1:26:06
  again? Christmas is no good time, Arnold. Yeah, Like he talks
• 1:26:11
  like that too. So yeah. But like like they draw the whole thing
• 1:26:15
  and it's like it's like vietn Me is like soldiers and ship. They're fucking
• 1:26:19
  up the homes and everything, and then the American soldier with like the glasses
• 1:26:24
  and then he's like, peer, please take my daughter, you know what
• 1:26:27
  I mean, Like and then the soldier grabs the baby and ship. It's
• 1:26:30
  it's it's a pretty fucked up, hey Arnold episode here it is there's like
• 1:26:34
  little like little snippets if he helps you remember. But he's like a North
• 1:26:38
  Korea. He's in North Korea and he has to give away the baby.
• 1:26:42
  It's not North to the South. What is it South Korea? Then it's
• 1:26:46
  Vietnam. Oh yeah, right then watch that. That's the second right there
• 1:26:54
  that he's giving her take me take my daughter. You're not supposed to be
• 1:26:59
  seeing that kind of ships a kid, bro like traumatic as ship, Like,
• 1:27:02
  hey bro, you got to give up his daughter? Yeah, and
• 1:27:05
  we're over here doing a whole fucking ten minutes on that ship. That ship
• 1:27:09
  is kind of funny though, because it's hey, Arnold, he's telling you,
• 1:27:13
  and I was like, what the fuck is this kid gonna do?
• 1:27:14
  But he finds his daughter though, fucking Arnold. Always help me be next
• 1:27:17
  one, Next one? J Max, what's up? Foods ed Obo Edo
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  by Coke Slash West Toronto, sending some love. Look forward to seeing one
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  of your sets live Nitty hell Yeah drop the Big Boy r soap piled today.
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  Thank you, damn rs Old pills will put you out one of those.
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  Those are like those fucking cancer pills. No, yeah, are awesome,
• 1:27:45
  bro. Needed in pills. The other day, tried to put it
• 1:27:48
  on some doritos. That's nasty, bro, I just got stuck to my
• 1:27:54
  I was They're like an idiot. I had to go brush my teeth because
• 1:27:57
  they wouldn't get off. I got high. Here's so stupid, bro,
• 1:28:00
  Like have no pails. So I just put that like fucking like some like
• 1:28:03
  some hot sauce and some R so. I don't know what, So how
• 1:28:08
  do you do that? What if you don't have pills? How do you
• 1:28:09
  do it? For? You? Fucking get like a coconut oil or yeah,
• 1:28:14
  like coconut oil and then just like drop it in there and and then
• 1:28:16
  mix it and you can put in a shot in that shot glass. Bro.
• 1:28:18
  Once it's like mixed in with the coconut. Bro, that shot glass
• 1:28:24
  when it's all liquid, fuck you up so quick, Like it's almost like
• 1:28:30
  it's what I imagine you're taking the enemies, like how it hits you,
• 1:28:34
  like how they say hit you times faster. Bro. But when you actually
• 1:28:39
  have cancer, you're supposed to like take it and the whole thing, right,
• 1:28:42
  you can do that, or you can take it in the pails.
• 1:28:44
  You're supposed to like the the r O or the s H o people like
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  you cut it in fat so like that you'll drink it and put that in
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  pills. So the fat is a great trans transport. I guess, wait
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  for transport to your body. It's faster. Your body will break it down
• 1:29:00
  faster and it gets spread out like it's it's crazy, bro. But when
• 1:29:01
  it's been alluded to like kind of liquidy form, holy ship, And that
• 1:29:06
  guy just did that. Yeah, he probably did like a whole a whole
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  lot. I did that like two nights ago. I'm probably gonna do it
• 1:29:13
  again tonight, just to get some good rest, baby, all right.
• 1:29:17
  Next one, we got Jmax C. I found a lot of dope clothing
• 1:29:23
  gems at spots like Winners, Walmart and Value Village nineties retro ship too.
• 1:29:31
  Uh same team. Now where's that a Canadian person? That was a Canadian?
• 1:29:38
  Yeah, he's in Canada. He's most Toronto. Hell yeah, that's
• 1:29:41
  why he said you want to catch what's the same guy? Yeah? Hell
• 1:29:44
  yeah, we're talking to him. There's gyms that Walmart. Yeah, bro,
• 1:29:47
  that's crazy. Like a random fucking basketball jersey or something. Yeah,
• 1:29:54
  socks and underwear toys, bananas. But it just has to be like to
• 1:30:00
  be like like a Walmart with Like Canada is like they have a big population,
• 1:30:03
  but it's not like I don't I don't see that big consumerism Like in
• 1:30:06
  America. It's very it's it's super consumable. We have a small population compared
• 1:30:12
  to you guys big they are. It's like nothing, bro, we all
• 1:30:15
  live on the bottom. At the top. There's only habit had really,
• 1:30:19
  is that what it is? It is inhabitable. Yeah, a lot of
• 1:30:20
  it's like thick bush in the middle of fucking nowhere, thick like Bigfoot lives
• 1:30:27
  there. Just trees, trees and mountains and hills. There's gotta be something
• 1:30:30
  going on in those mountain broad some sketchy shit going on. The sketchy sit
• 1:30:35
  going on everywhere. Bro, if we want to kind of down the route,
• 1:30:40
  is there a lost super killers out there, because it's easier to have
• 1:30:43
  a body, right, Like, it's probably probably you can go get lost
• 1:30:45
  out there and no one will ever find you certain places. Like dude,
• 1:30:49
  it's fucking huge. It's huge, and like there's it's only broken into like
• 1:30:54
  how many provinces, I don't know seven you know where you guys have how
• 1:30:58
  many states into like so many little bits D four. I think fucking nuts
• 1:31:02
  the fact that like all that ships uninhabitable. I mean yeah, because then
• 1:31:08
  they can't even get power out there, power and water out there. So
• 1:31:11
  how much by percentage would you say all account that is inhabitable? I don't
• 1:31:16
  know, but I would say majority of the country lives on the bottom.
• 1:31:19
  Fucking I don't know the US border. You have the numbers, don't you.
• 1:31:25
  I don't. I thought you had the numbers. I could look it
• 1:31:29
  up, but look it up. Bro, Come on, bro, you're
• 1:31:30
  you're a goo Googler. I know you'll get it so fast. Googler.
• 1:31:35
  Google's with the best of them. Dog. He's up there with Jamie Dog.
• 1:31:39
  Yeah. Fuck Jamie, Bro, Sorry, unless you want to have
• 1:31:43
  me on the podcast jam podcast. I'm kidding. He took over Red Band's
• 1:31:48
  job. Damn did he? Yeah? Red Band? Oh? I thought
• 1:31:53
  you meant something else. You know he's Jamie's killing it, you know,
• 1:32:00
  Jamie. No, I've never met him. He's famous. He's famous.
• 1:32:04
  I would know who he is, but I'm never He's famous because of fucking
• 1:32:09
  being ald operator. Yeah. Fucking that's pretty sick, dude. Hell yeah,
• 1:32:15
  what's the biggest podcast in Canada? Is there. Joe Rogan podcast is
• 1:32:18
  the biggest. Okay, but there's no well there has to be a Canadian
• 1:32:21
  podcast is like killing it for you guys. There's no guy like Joe Rogan
• 1:32:25
  who's speaking up about like the bullshit or any bullshit you guys even allowed to
• 1:32:29
  talk about it. I mean, there's there, probably is. I just
• 1:32:30
  don't really here it is, y'all. I listened to Joe Rogan and this
• 1:32:35
  one and yours, Tim Foil and Joe Rogan can listen to this Canadian geography.
• 1:32:43
  Canada is the second biggest country on Earth, yet over eighty percent of
• 1:32:49
  its land is uninhabited, and most Canadians live clustered in a handful of large
• 1:32:56
  cities close to the US border. Yep, come on, it's cold.
• 1:33:01
  It's cold when you go up there. There's certain parts. You know,
• 1:33:04
  there's a place in Winnipeg that it's illegal to lock your car doors because there
• 1:33:13
  might be a polar bear that shows up at any moment and if you have
• 1:33:16
  to escape, you can get into a car. And if your car door
• 1:33:19
  is locked, somebody might die. And guess what you will be charged with
• 1:33:26
  manslaughter? Isn't that crazy? You locked your door? Yeah, you could.
• 1:33:29
  You could have saved the person by not locking your door. That's insane,
• 1:33:32
  right, You basically have to fucking give these people a home. Yeah,
• 1:33:41
  exactly. Polar bears are aggressive, curious, and extremely dangerous humans,
• 1:33:46
  and they love Coca cola. A polar bear should never be approached, and
• 1:33:49
  if one is spotted, it is best to retreat slowly on foot, preferably
• 1:33:56
  to indoors, or move away in a vehicle. They're the most dangerous bear.
• 1:34:00
  They're the only one that's fully carnivore, do you think about it.
• 1:34:02
  There's no plants out there, so they need me, they want me.
• 1:34:06
  He is pretty strong in teching. The panda's kind of a bitch. Techan
• 1:34:15
  is fucking badass. Was dope. That was fun. I'm gonna buy that
• 1:34:18
  for the p S five Japan. Bring it right now. You're still playing
• 1:34:21
  Strandard. Three guys brought me this game that he said it was like Shuttle
• 1:34:26
  to him. They said they said it was like t t A but like
• 1:34:29
  in Tokyo. And then I was and and I was like, it's cool,
• 1:34:32
  but it's very RPG. Is have tech in that round one I saw
• 1:34:35
  that I'm gonna probably I'm gonna probably just play Last of Us finished playing that
• 1:34:42
  good TV show. Hey, he's on the game originally. Yo. Uh.
• 1:34:46
  We all have HBO Max here South Boss. Have you watched Tokyo Wevice.
• 1:34:51
  I'm gonna start. I want you to let me know first because you're
• 1:34:55
  kind of like it's just Japanese into it. I don't. I don't know
• 1:34:58
  what it is. So we all watch. We all have HBO like Vice,
• 1:35:00
  but like in Tokyo. Yeah, and it's pretty I mean it's got
• 1:35:02
  a couple of episodes of seasons and it looks pretty promising. But I was
• 1:35:05
  hoping you somebody tried to put me onto it, so I was like,
• 1:35:08
  I'm probably watching it. Okay, I'll check it out. There's anything like
• 1:35:12
  squid Game? Yeah, it was games. It was the Next One,
• 1:35:15
  Ray, Next One, j dub HBS, Finest, Finnest. Here's for
• 1:35:24
  Magic Johnson. Here's for Magic Johnson, Evander Hollyfield, Easy e Damn and
• 1:35:31
  Tim Brown Nor Damn Slash Raiders Hall of Fame Football. That's weird. That's
• 1:35:39
  his favorite Black people probably want him a bet. That's weirdest full pick two
• 1:35:43
  to have aids? Magic Johnson? Easy, do you have aids? Bro,
• 1:35:46
  Yeah, tell us something. What's up with that boy? I don't
• 1:35:50
  think Evander Hollyfield has a not him. I'm not saying all of them.
• 1:35:54
  I just said there was two on that list and this was the street with
• 1:35:57
  h Next one, Selton just took a fat Monco. It's y'all's turns a
• 1:36:06
  fat Moco. Yeah we smoked the hashole shout at the homie was that?
• 1:36:15
  What's your march right now? For you guys called slifpsmocos? A dab is
• 1:36:24
  a Moco. That's one way to say it, don't you know? I'm
• 1:36:27
  Moco? Next one, Luis Romero shout out from Boston, Boston homie,
• 1:36:38
  Hell yeah, salute? Yeah, Hey, So, I mean this just
• 1:36:45
  happened, and I know I think you watched it. How do Canadians feel
• 1:36:49
  about the Super Bowl? You watch it? Did you guys see any of
• 1:36:50
  it? Did you see I caught the ending of it. I had a
• 1:36:54
  couple of shows to do. But see it the way we see it?
• 1:36:56
  How like y'all like that is entertainment. It is not a sport, I
• 1:37:00
  don't. I mean, I think the weirdest part was sucking the tweet that
• 1:37:03
  Joe Biden did afterwards. That was fucking okay, what was the tweet?
• 1:37:09
  You haven't seen it. It was just his eyes shooting and go just as
• 1:37:12
  we drew it out super bowl' I didn't really care. Say, okay,
• 1:37:15
  so Biden posted this and woof tie woop right, Well, if you look
• 1:37:19
  at who won the Super Bowl, it was Kelsey Taylor Swift, which he's
• 1:37:25
  promoting peiser, and then Taylor Swift is like a Biden promoter, and now
• 1:37:29
  all the Swifties are gonna vote for Biden or somehow she's gonna try to get
• 1:37:31
  that Biden vote from her. And then Biden posted just like we drew it
• 1:37:35
  up, and then these evil red eyes on whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:37:43
  I love this fish and all and it all comes back to the original question.
• 1:37:48
  Boston retied. It's all retided. Man, did you see if it's
• 1:37:56
  there? I wasn't. Oh wait, I don't see it for it's on
• 1:38:00
  his Instagram. I clicked on the one that had like seven minutes, like
• 1:38:03
  a lot of a lot of minutes. Isn't that crazy? That's fucking scary,
• 1:38:10
  dude. We all know he didn't do it. It was Michelle No,
• 1:38:15
  no, no, no, yeah, his team, but what I'm
• 1:38:15
  saying is he didn't do it, like he didn't post it. It was
• 1:38:17
  probably Michael. That guy doesn't know how to use a phone. It was
• 1:38:21
  big like that, Big Mike, Big Mike, Big Michael. He still
• 1:38:27
  jerks off the magazines. Well, thank you for that. And you think
• 1:38:30
  that if he does anything jerking off the magazines though, when you had to
• 1:38:35
  do that, that was a good sashon. He smells kids heads, you
• 1:38:40
  know, I know, man smelled my cat's head. I wouldn't. Let's
• 1:38:43
  just what old people, and you don't necessarily want to fuck your cat.
• 1:38:45
  Dude. Yeah, it's just like I just I don't, you know,
• 1:38:50
  I don't. I don't think your kid's head is just weird. I don't
• 1:38:53
  smell people want to hug him either, no matter who. Like that,
• 1:38:55
  that's weird, Like we're smelling people for him. You've never been in love
• 1:38:58
  with a girl, and you just huggering. You're like, this guy's lying,
• 1:39:01
  Well for sure, not for the smell. You've never I get it,
• 1:39:06
  you've never been in love xatic. Yeah, they all smell the same
• 1:39:13
  to you, Victorious when I bought him, oh by by all them the
• 1:39:18
  same cologne, like you smell like money I spent. What's the next one?
• 1:39:26
  The next one? Well, I put up a pole by the way,
• 1:39:29
  Universal versus Disneyland. It's pretty pretty fucking heated right now. Next one,
• 1:39:35
  boom? Can we all agree? Sorry that CT Center is the gayest
• 1:39:39
  one of all of them? Okay, is pretty gay? I have the
• 1:39:42
  big egg, the big golf ball. Really is it? Is it that
• 1:39:45
  lame? Wasting my time? Waste my money? She just went to Universal.
• 1:39:53
  I don't even know. I remember, that's how much it did.
• 1:39:56
  I went there. I don't even remember. But is it like huge,
• 1:39:58
  like in size? I remember, right, I remember it was gay.
• 1:40:01
  I think it was two dudes fucking that's what it was. Sounds pretty good?
• 1:40:04
  This is okay? Well, this next super chants along the lines of
• 1:40:08
  that boom two fourteen x G asked Raquel to marry him, who's racquet sexual.
• 1:40:16
  So there's no the reason that's funny to come to Canada, you'll become
• 1:40:19
  mayor that's funny though, the reason we laugh at that? Or you guys
• 1:40:24
  are like Los Angeles, you guys, all of the host our prime Minister's
• 1:40:27
  trends. You don't know. That's right, that's intrude. He's a trans
• 1:40:35
  man frans Man. He's Castro's son. But what I saying, oh yeah,
• 1:40:45
  Raquel. So the thing this Raquel thing is that it's kind of like
• 1:40:50
  a funny thing is because it was this song that we grew up listening to
• 1:40:54
  as kids. It's called Raquel, and it's a little like a Cumbia song.
• 1:40:57
  It's like a party song. Yeah, little kid, it's always playing
• 1:40:59
  in the back crown and like you finally listen to the words and it's talking
• 1:41:02
  about like some guy cooking up with the tranny and he's all upset, and
• 1:41:06
  that's a song making fun of him about it. And like as little kids,
• 1:41:11
  you're like, oh you just you know, it's a party song.
• 1:41:14
  You're your parents are playing it. And then eventually to have you ever heard
• 1:41:16
  that a kid song? He's like why what does it matter? Like it's
• 1:41:19
  always anna, yeah, I know, have you heard the words? And
• 1:41:23
  then we played it and we're like wait up what And then you try to
• 1:41:26
  go read the comments, the comment section is blocked off the nah but it's
• 1:41:30
  a it's like a pretty staple Mexican song that gets played all the time,
• 1:41:33
  and if you listen to words it's fucking just like what is going on here?
• 1:41:38
  You're playing this at a king signeta. Okay, I'm gonna listen to
• 1:41:43
  it. I totally dude. It's a suss ass song. Be dancing to
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  it. That's what I'm saying, singing it. Wait, so did you
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  bang Requel? No, it's a fucking fictional person. Okay. Next one,
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  noamdr Wombars, thank you for your super chat. Next one, ten
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  flowers, some foods. Nitty. Are you a baba or a beta?
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  Peace? A baba or a beta? Yeah? I don't know, man,
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  it could be some indie term. I don't know. Beta ain't no
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  bitch there you go to hear baba? Then what's the first one? B
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  A b A caps beta in caps? I would go with the baba.
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  I don't know. I don't know. Whatever one, we'll get his dick
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  sucked more. I'll be that one, all right? By by a female?
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  Yeah, by a female. I got you, I got you,
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  my boy guy. Yeah. I'm glad he pointed that out because I really
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  thought that he was gay. Guerrero d ha or jah. Did you hear
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  of a ten? This is fucking the way he wrote is confusing. ESL
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  status. Probably a ten year old structure under the Baltic A ten year old
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  structure under the Baltic Baltic Sea, ten k year old, ten thousand year
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  old, one thousand year old structure under the Baltic Sea. I found something
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  some pirates ship. I believe it, we doubt it. We're finding out
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  that world. We're finding out that humans have been longer, have been here.
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  I've been here around longer than we think, yep. And then they'd
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  be using to build things around the world sixty five million years now. Columbus
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  was not the first person. Oh you know what's you know what's crazy.
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  I've been seeing these videos that thanks to fucking Ray Rock and all the other
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  people that sent me fucking reels about the ocean, you know what I mean.
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  Have you seen the trip line Arctica? Dude? Yeah, yeah,
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  all right. So there. So there's just one that said the North Sea
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  is the dangerous the most dangerous see in the in the world, and I'm
• 1:43:59
  like, holy ship alls videos, damn fuck the North Sea dog straight up.
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  It says the North Seas between Norway, Scotland, England, France,
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  Belgium and Netherlands, Germany and Denmark. No there's probably some fucking weird ship
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  that went on down there. Bro. The Northern Boundary is formed by an
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  imaginary line between the Scottish Sheetland and the Orkney Islands of the Norwegian mainland,
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  but it's known. It's known to be the most dangerous sea on earth.
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  You know, you know who Leif Erickson is? Right? What describe him
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  to me? I'm horrible at names. I thought, or I think Leif
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  Erickson is who discovered Canada. Isn't that what they teach you guys in high
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  school or middle school? No? Yeah, it's from SpongeBob. How'd you
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  know thought SpongeBob was dropping facts? Yeah, I fucking watched the SpongeBob obviously
• 1:44:54
  I heard about that ship through SpongeBob as well. But it's true. I
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  think it is true, even though it's supposed to be funny liff ericson.
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  Yeah, I just I don't know if they taught that in fucking Okay,
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  No, I don't. I don't remember. I never heard his name before.
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  Mind. Maybe he's on our openion or something. I shouldn't be bringing
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  ship up that SpongeBob taught me. It's got there, Rob is a oh
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  yeah, that was dope, dog. I like, how this is the
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  list of the list of like dangerous oceans. They have to put the Black
• 1:45:28
  Sea in there, like it'll steal you. Yeah, it's like it might.
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  Robbie, Yeah no, that's crazy man. Next one, next one,
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  holy ship, look at that. Oh yeah, dude, dash old
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  hits. It's fucking nice. Mynmdr wom bars, thank you for your super
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  chair. And the last one jay Bra Vanessa was annoying af at comedy store.
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  What was he talking about? Oh dude, you know. But George
• 1:46:06
  loved it, doll. So there was some toll line all coke down from
• 1:46:11
  fucking North count and then go see George with her homies and she was being
• 1:46:15
  loud and the security wanted to go like candlelight. George told me, no,
• 1:46:18
  I want, I want, I want some CrowdWork for my reels.
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  So and he was egging Ron. She was loving it, but at one
• 1:46:25
  point, like you can tell, her was like all right, bitch,
• 1:46:27
  like I gave you like ten minutes, but once you give him ten minutes,
• 1:46:30
  they think it's her fucking show dog. So at one point I had
• 1:46:32
  to be like you know, and then the crowd was like all right,
• 1:46:35
  and everybody started knowing her name, so she was like she they knew her
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  more than me, and I performed dog At the end they were asking for
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  her. I was like, hey, bitches, I performed and I gotta
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  thank you. Yeah, but you know how it is. But George loved
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  it because it was a troll line. She was saying everything he wanted her
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  to say. She was saying, yeah, so but yeah, I guess
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  shout out to her. But you know how it is. Sometimes it's fun
• 1:46:56
  sometimes but yeah, it depends. But he on it. So what I'm
• 1:47:00
  saying, some of comments can handle it. Sometimes you don't. But that's
• 1:47:02
  what he wanted. You want it for the reals. You don't want guy
• 1:47:04
  like him doesn't want to post the set. Yeah, he wants to do
• 1:47:08
  the real ship straight up? But is that the last one? Could you
• 1:47:13
  ever be that annoying person? Could you ever be at a comedy club with
• 1:47:15
  a person like that? Were just you? Would you would you throw yourself
• 1:47:18
  out? Like I would leave? Yeah, that's I couldn't imagine. Remember
• 1:47:21
  that one time Dick brought some money. Oh that was horrible. Yeah,
• 1:47:30
  maybe that's right, that's right. I think like a cheerleader, Yeah,
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  like like a friend of like a friend that we like, you know that
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  we know brought like a mutual, like not a mutual for her, but
• 1:47:42
  he brought like a friend of his. And this motherfucker was just like he
• 1:47:45
  was a sick way and he just kept like agreeing with everything the homie was
• 1:47:48
  saying when he was performing, so that he would just be like, oh
• 1:47:51
  yeah, like you know, starting his joke and he'd be like, dash
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  right, that's right, like just be like and I'm just and and everybody's
• 1:48:00
  just like, bro, shut the fuck up, bro, because like everything
• 1:48:03
  he said dash right for real, dude, Like could have you know,
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  stepping over your lines and ship ha ha my mad Yeah, bro, all
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  right, we got a super chat, all right. Zeppelin twenty seven nine
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  oh one XG hit his girlfriend because he wanted better guy for Valentine's Also Easo's
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  gonna look like a vandalized Buddha statue in Japan without a hat on. Damn
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  you all right. I respect that you came at both of us. I
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  ain't even mad at that. That's worth the five bucks. Thank you for
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  reading it like a vandalize right now. I was like, was the only
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  one to get we get roasted. Fuck you, Seppien. Hey Buda never
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  had a fucking beard hope. Yeah, I ain't taking my shirt off out
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  there. Bitch out there, you're a booter. It's cold, yeah,
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  booter like all right, So let's pick the winner. Thank everybody who entered
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  the super chat. If you want to take a chance of winning throwing the
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  Patreon, all you gotta do is drop a comment and I will post the
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  for your super chat Boom two one four. Please dm me on Instagram with
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  proof of your of your YouTube page. I also do want to give a
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  big thank you to the homie Nitty Sack for coming by man, Thank you,
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  thank you. Where can they follow you out bro? That way they
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  next time you come out here. They actually know when they can catch a
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  show. Yes, please follow me on Instagram at Nitty Sack and I T.
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  T Y s A K and Matt fucking no, fucking thanks for fucking
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  having me dog. It's always fucking love. I appreciate it. It.
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  You guys make fucking l A that much better you know what I'm saying.
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  We tried, Dog. It's pretty bad right now. It's bad. It's
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  not the best LA right now. But appreciate you coming by, Bro and
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  hope you have a killer set again. Bro. Thank you Bro, Thank
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  you Ray. Shoutouts shout out to Nitti Sack for coming through. Shout out
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  to you brother for being the best googler I've ever seen in my life.
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  Thank you, man. I appreciate you and your comedy. Thanks Dog.
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  Well we got one last one reading one? Oh we do? Damn all
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  read it? Ralph Ramos two dollars? Wasn't I supposed to go to that
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  show X to the F A G? Why couldn't he? He's asking you,
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  We will not be here this Saturday, so oh yeah, that's right,
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  but we will be I'll be there. Cali vibes. Yeah, see if
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  I get you a wristband page hit that like bund subscribe. You guys already
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  know, thank you for nitdy for coming on that ship was dope. And
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  if you're in La, go to the lave Actor right now, yeah,
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  right now, right now, literally close this ship and head over to the
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  the last four digits. DM me join the Patreot. I'll give you ext
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  his number and Tommy's Tommy's a given you could be on the free Patreoon.
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  I'll give you that now. I'm just playing bro. No, no,
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  if you call him and tell him yo, I saw you. Hey,
• 1:51:45
  dude, baby Bash. They asked him so many questions about him today.
• 1:51:49
  I heard, oh, do you tell Tommy was jerking off at home?
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  Like yeah, loving dog, he's got your good. He's good people.
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  I'm I'm stoke, dude, I'm not gonna They asked Baby Bash a question
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  too, would you ever sign anybody? And he said, nah, you
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  don't think Tommy was the one super chatting with another fucking question. You guys
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  didn't think of that, Like, I don't know if I would be there
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  like extre No, it was different people, right, I'm kidding. I'm
• 1:52:15
  kidding. Yeah, no, I'm fucking with you guys now. But it's
• 1:52:17
  this homie we have that's just like he's like a Burke crime. He just
• 1:52:20
  he's the charisma. He goes on stage and he just he makes these foods
• 1:52:24
  like they'll throw a comedy show. You remember that SpongeBob episode where Squidward did
• 1:52:28
  like a whole dance thing, but then like nobody cared and then like SpongeBob
• 1:52:30
  started mopping and they just like started going nuts. That's what he makes everybody
• 1:52:33
  differently. I sat there, I got my jokes ready for my funny Valentine's
• 1:52:39
  joke. You're not gonna make the couples laugh. I barely got any laves,
• 1:52:42
  just fuming up there and just said Hebrew and Capricorn and a but I
• 1:52:46
  love it. Thought he's the homie you know thing where you're like, God,
• 1:52:49
  damn was so jealous. I love him. He's overlooking and we're looking
• 1:52:56
  at him like Yolanda looked at Selena and ship. All right, all right,
• 1:53:00
  so we'll see you guys on Wednesday, and uh yeah, there there
• 1:53:03
  will be episodes when I've gone to Japan, but yeah, Thursday, we're
• 1:53:08
  having the NAWS episode with Steph Tone. We're returning, and that's gonna be
• 1:53:11
  the goodbye episode. No Thursday, bro, that's gonna be sick. It's
• 1:53:15
  gonna be I'll bring some dope ass balloons Patreon only. We're not risking the
• 1:53:19
  YouTube the thinking we're committing suicide. Yeah, all right, peacele y'all