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100k YouTube Subscribers | Son of a Boy Dad #155 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad Live podcast Today. It is December sixth,
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty three. We are here from HQ four and
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  Speaker 1: So we're so we're locked. So we're this is our
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  Speaker 1: this is permanent for us. What do you mean this space?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I thought you meant like the actual barstool world.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea, I don't have plans. I'm more
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  Speaker 4: of a ticket day by day kind of person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: have my slippers on, gonna play some Fortnite later.
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  Speaker 1: You have a emerging pimple on the side of the
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  Speaker 1: right side of your nose.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh no, that was That's not emerging. That's steamer.
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  Speaker 5: That's reverse of emerging. Yeah, it's demerging.
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  Speaker 1: No, I still see a thick white head in the
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  Speaker 1: midst of that. You want me to get it for you.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's been there though. I think I popped it
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  Speaker 5: yesterday and we grew.
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  Speaker 1: I have the long It's the longest my nail's ever
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  Speaker 1: been in my life. I could pop that bitch real
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  Speaker 1: good for you. Are you sure?
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  Speaker 4: One of my biggest pet peeves is when I my
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  Speaker 4: nails are long, so I cut them like twice a day.
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  Speaker 5: But nail biting is damn freak.
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  Speaker 1: Nail biting is such an indicator of mental illness that
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  Speaker 1: I just I can't be doing it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really, you don't have to bite your nails because nailippers
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  Speaker 4: are pretty accessible.
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  Speaker 6: Nail biting is an indicator of mental illness.
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  Speaker 1: Oh big time. Anybody who has like nails bitten down
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  Speaker 1: to the nubs and they like appear to be okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's something really bad going on. I don't even have
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  Speaker 1: nails bitten down to the nube.
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  Speaker 4: Really.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I know that I'm troubled.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a troublesome thing.
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  Speaker 6: Oh. Also, while white my nails farther. Just to make
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  Speaker 6: sure people know, right, it's yeah, I need to take
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  Speaker 6: another quarter inch off.
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  Speaker 1: French, are you painting your nails red or is that
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  Speaker 1: just blood? Have you bitten them down to where they
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  Speaker 1: don't exist anymore? You sound good, though, buddy, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you sound sick as fuck, and I'm a little
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  Speaker 4: worried about it. When you said you were sick, I
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  Speaker 4: won't lie. I did a little ship talking.
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  Speaker 6: You thought I was faking it.
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  Speaker 5: I thought I assumed you.
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  Speaker 4: Were one of those people who gets like a stuffy
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  Speaker 4: nose and they're like, oh my god, I'm in shambles
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 5: You showed up here.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, my god, stay home next time.
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  Speaker 6: Brother.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the amount of space.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you swine flu right now?
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  Speaker 6: You get for doubting me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you are sick as fuck.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm not gonna play the game where I
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  Speaker 6: get closer to you today.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm okay with that respect because he can run
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  Speaker 4: a hog in this writes.
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  Speaker 1: Get over it. You got a couple of inches over.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you have masks? I'll put one on. No.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't actually give a fuck. I would love
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  Speaker 4: to get sick. I would keel to get sick and
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  Speaker 4: just not have to do anything this weekend. Well, it's
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  Speaker 4: not for sit here and play video games.
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  Speaker 1: But Francis sick to even play video games, Like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no such thing as being too sick to play video games.
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  Speaker 6: Why did this? I agreed to ride over on a
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  Speaker 6: city bike again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that had to have made you double the amount
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  Speaker 5: of sick.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't been able to do anything for three days
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  Speaker 6: and it's snowing. Rode a city bike with Rowan across
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  Speaker 6: the fucking Manhattan Bridge. Along the way, We're going riding
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  Speaker 6: abreast of each other, which is what we like to
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  Speaker 6: do because the only way we can hear each other talk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, next to each other.
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  Speaker 6: And some guy was coming from the opposite direction, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: flying the bench.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he goes.
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  Speaker 6: And goes cry about it. Bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Francis was like sorry, and this guy was like, fuck
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  Speaker 1: you asshole. Oh yeah, run yeah, But you said sorry
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  Speaker 1: before anything happened, and he still decided to say fuck
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  Speaker 1: you assholes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I think once you say saw you kind of you
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  Speaker 4: give them the past to be like, oh shit, I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't even the wrong, but now they and I was.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think I was in the I didn't think
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  Speaker 4: they were in the wrong, but now you're giving me
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  Speaker 4: an opportunity to be like, fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a biker. I know that bikers are the worst
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  Speaker 1: people on the fucking planet.
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  Speaker 4: But what do you mean by bikers, because there's a
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  Speaker 4: big difference between like bikers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this guy was the real deal. He was like
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  Speaker 1: coats drivers. This guy had mustache, skinny jeans like a
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  Speaker 1: park or like a sound like a driver. Right, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: he was like he had his own bike, like a
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  Speaker 1: skinny little rickety like seventies fucking frame bike and telltale sign.
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  Speaker 1: He was fat, like he's like a fat biker, like
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  Speaker 1: a fucking squeeze into a skinny jeans. Like he's definitely
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  Speaker 1: an I P a guy definitely takes the messiest, fattest ships,
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  Speaker 1: fat grossest Shit's not like me and Francis who take
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  Speaker 1: cute little double tapered rib and these beautiful, fucking lovely
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  Speaker 1: confetti ships that we take just the cute as a button. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's fucking taking slogs of bogs in the bowl.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking nasty. I've been taking some some just I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know. I don't have words.
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  Speaker 5: I'm out of words for the ships that I've been taking.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm the same way as these bikers, like It's
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  Speaker 1: it's like how uh Batman turns into a different person
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  Speaker 1: when the mask hits his face, when the bike seat
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  Speaker 1: hits my ass, I turn into an asshole too, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm firing back at fucking everybody. I need to start
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  Speaker 1: wearing the video glasses when I come in, just so
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  Speaker 1: I can document some of it, because Francis got to
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  Speaker 1: see some of it live. It's nasty. I'm screaming it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm screaming it.
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  Speaker 6: You did. And then we came around the bend and
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  Speaker 6: this guy like was way below us now and his
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  Speaker 6: thing looped back around, so you doubled down. Measure Rone
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  Speaker 6: yelled again, that's awesome. Fuck you. Your children are quietly homosexual? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: like that something. I don't know what he says.
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  Speaker 1: It was, Uh it was. I mean, I was just
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  Speaker 1: ready for I was ready for war against this guy.
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  Speaker 1: And me and Francis being together just industrializes me even more.
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  Speaker 1: You were showing off strengthen numbers, well not even showing off,
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  Speaker 1: but it's just more fun. It's like we can just
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  Speaker 1: like we have something to like giggle about as we
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  Speaker 1: fight away.
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  Speaker 6: He he's more evil than I am. And I riding
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  Speaker 6: a bike with Roan to me is scary because he
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  Speaker 6: seeks trouble that I wouldn't. It's to me riding a
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  Speaker 6: bike with Roan, I was thinking it was probably like
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  Speaker 6: making love to Chrystaalia, like it's his way. Yeah, no
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  Speaker 6: matter what we're we're doing it on it his terms.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, all right, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I am going the wrong way now,
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  Speaker 1: or like I'll just like a whip down a road.
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  Speaker 1: But I try to I try to be deferential. I
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  Speaker 1: try to go fifty to fifty, like let you lead.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the time you do, and that's nice, but
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  Speaker 1: uh but when I'm leading, I'm fucking dragging us in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, going the wrong way up. We took a wrong
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  Speaker 6: way up a one way that had outdoor seating for
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  Speaker 6: restaurants on both sides, so the road was as narrow
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  Speaker 6: as one of those walking streets and like Rome or
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  Speaker 6: yeah thing, and there was a whole lon of cars
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  Speaker 6: that were trying to come and just we just went
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  Speaker 6: up against it.
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  Speaker 4: You're bobbing and weaving. Huh you were bobbing and weaving,
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  Speaker 4: Oh big time. Yeah, you gotta come bike with us sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: Hell no, the.
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  Speaker 4: Biking in the city scares me. Ever, since I almost
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  Speaker 4: got pinched in between the curb and eighteen wheeler, my
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  Speaker 4: biking days have been done. Also, I would I used
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  Speaker 4: to not know the rules of the road, so I
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  Speaker 4: would bike down the lanes going the opposite way and
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  Speaker 4: people would be like, fuck you, that's exactly what we're yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And I would be like, I don't know what you
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  Speaker 4: guys are talking about. I would be like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what I'm doing wrong. But people seem to be
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  Speaker 4: very unhappy with me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the videos of that guy and
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  Speaker 1: he just had his moment in the sun this week
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter with all of these like kind of right
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  Speaker 1: wing accounts being like fuck bikers. But this guy is
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  Speaker 1: like the quintessential New York biker and he's just like
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  Speaker 1: nice bike, you got there, like asshole for anybody that's
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  Speaker 1: walking in the bike lane or like hey, buddy, bike lane.
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  Speaker 1: And he's just snapping at everybody, old ladies, fat people invalids,
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  Speaker 1: foreign people who's like it'said their first day in America
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  Speaker 1: and they think it's just a good place to pull
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  Speaker 1: their cart. Like he just is the apex predator asshole biker.
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  Speaker 4: Is he biking? He's biking and Okay, I think you've
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  Speaker 4: showed me this guy before.
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  Speaker 1: Probably, but he's just making he makes his rounds and
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  Speaker 1: he just puts his shit out every day. There's a
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  Speaker 1: sanctimoniousness that comes with bikers. I know I'm an asshole.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm in the wrong almost all the time,
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  Speaker 1: but you just have to be ready for war when
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  Speaker 1: you're on your fucking steed yep ye, which I said.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are on. Have you guys ever thought about
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  Speaker 5: buying a bike?
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  Speaker 1: There's city bikes system is pretty good. It's so accessible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so no need to buy one.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you guys think that public transit
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  Speaker 1: should be free?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure that's a probably pretty universal thought, but
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  Speaker 4: it's pretty cheap.
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  Speaker 6: They do a good job these days, it's bad. What
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  Speaker 6: troubles me is why am I paying two dollars and
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  Speaker 6: seventy five cents or whatever it is? When I watched
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  Speaker 6: three people in front of me hop the turnstyle or
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  Speaker 6: just walk through that open fire door.
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  Speaker 5: I've walked through the open fire door.
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  Speaker 6: I've and I've.
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  Speaker 5: Hopped, I've hopped the turnstyle.
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  Speaker 4: But so I don't know, It's just like one of
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  Speaker 4: those things where it's like Eh, I don't have to
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  Speaker 4: stress about it if I just pay the two dollars.
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  Speaker 1: In Sweden, there's like a group that you can join.
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  Speaker 1: H you like pay dues to a federation, and everybody
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  Speaker 1: in the federation is fair dodgers, Like everybody does it,
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  Speaker 1: and so the money that you're paying is to like
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  Speaker 1: pay for your tickets, fines or litigation if you get
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  Speaker 1: in trouble. Dude is the crackhead again, it's the same
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  Speaker 1: fucking guy.
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  Speaker 6: Where is he?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it looks like he might be breaking into
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  Speaker 4: a car now, definitely breaking So that dude, that dude
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  Speaker 4: on Monday, he smoked crack under there or that stairwell,
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  Speaker 4: and it was, uh. We were kind of joking at first,
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  Speaker 4: being like, oh, he's smoking crack, and then he started
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  Speaker 4: rocking back and forth aggressively indicating that he was absolutely
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  Speaker 4: smoking crack. Also, while we're at it, please subscribe to
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  Speaker 1: So is he he's like at the side of a car.
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  Speaker 1: Is he looking at his reflection in the side of
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  Speaker 1: the car. Is he about to break in or is
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  Speaker 1: he like discoursing with somebody who has a jeep with
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  Speaker 1: a Jersey license plate over there.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like he's probably looking in his reflection. He's
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  Speaker 4: probably getting like a shave in if I had to
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  Speaker 4: get ess.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting the crack out of his teeth.
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  Speaker 6: Two cars and a woman was using the fender on
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  Speaker 6: the other car as her toilet.
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  Speaker 4: See oh yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 6: And I came up behind her and she I don't
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  Speaker 6: even know how, but I saw that I could see
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  Speaker 6: the pee coming out of her vagina. Ooh oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we've talked all spread. It was pretty gross.
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  Speaker 1: Was she dumping?
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  Speaker 6: No, she was peeing, but you because it's from behind,
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  Speaker 6: she was squatting. Everything was visible.
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  Speaker 1: So tough for girls to be in public like that,
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  Speaker 1: as opposed to guys who can just whip out a
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  Speaker 1: penis and like spray like it's fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's like a fire hose. You can just
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  Speaker 4: spray it in any direction. Girls peeing in public is
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  Speaker 4: a whole thing. That's like a scene. You can't just
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  Speaker 4: pull over and just piss on the street.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a girl, you need to everybody needs to
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  Speaker 1: like get together in a pact and like make a
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  Speaker 1: wall around a woman if they're going to be in public.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: Girl wants to be in public, they have to go
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  Speaker 4: like two miles into the woods. And then you can
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  Speaker 4: still hear it because it's a goddamn fire hydrant.
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  Speaker 1: Slap in the ground like a fucking defender, like in
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  Speaker 1: a basketball court, slap in the court, just loud ass peace.
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  Speaker 4: Like when you're throwing away like empty beers the night
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  Speaker 4: after drinking and there's one that's full and you got
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  Speaker 4: to empty it into.
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  Speaker 1: And it's emptying for.
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  Speaker 4: A suspicious amount of time and it's like, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not a steady stream like lugs out. This is why
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  Speaker 1: I just have so much empathy for our sisters out there,
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  Speaker 1: how just the way I don't understand God sometimes why
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  Speaker 1: he made it so fucking unfair. He made it so
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  Speaker 1: sweet to be a man with a fucking pointy dick.
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  Speaker 6: And I mean, if God made them however many hundreds
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  Speaker 6: of thousands of years ago, I don't know what the
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  Speaker 6: timeline is. At what point is it their fault for
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  Speaker 6: not evolving?
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  Speaker 5: And what growing a penis.
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  Speaker 6: Finding a way to pee standing up, Yeah, growing up
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  Speaker 6: in the less vulnerable position.
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  Speaker 4: That's what TRANS is. They're evolving into being able to
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  Speaker 4: pee you while standing, and like we all look at them. People,
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  Speaker 4: not we obviously we accept them, but people look at
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  Speaker 4: them and they're like, that's weird. And what they're really
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  Speaker 4: doing is they're evolving into becoming creatures that, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: In front of our eyes, we're gonna do away with
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  Speaker 1: traditional vaginas.
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  Speaker 4: Trans. Yeah, trans could be like evolution happening right in
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  Speaker 4: front of our eyes, and we're just all naughty.
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  Speaker 5: Like I'm sure back.
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  Speaker 4: When like the apes were like the first ape turned
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  Speaker 4: into a human, people were probably like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 4: is that freak? Yeah, there's probably eight proto gonna change
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  Speaker 4: our bathrooms for you. There was probably eight podcasters like
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  Speaker 4: fucking Matt Wash exactly. Yeah, what is wrong with these apes?
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  Speaker 4: They're human?
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  Speaker 5: His thumbs working suddenly, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's nasty work for them.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: But well, it's three pm, which means it's time to
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: get the leaf blower out. Even though every single leaf
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  Speaker 4: has fallen from the trees. It is, it's every day,
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  Speaker 4: every day, this person gets out right at three pm
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  Speaker 4: and they start leaf blowing. There's no leaves on the streets.
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  Speaker 4: There's literally none. I'm looking right now, there's three. Ly,
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  Speaker 4: I can count the amount of leaves in that tree
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: He should just put he should just blow them off
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  Speaker 1: the tree, like the genocide, the rest of the leaves
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  Speaker 1: away so he can be done for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the winter.
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  Speaker 4: Who cares that much about their the street outside of
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  Speaker 4: their apartment that they're bringing out a leaf blower and
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  Speaker 4: they're blowing the leaves?
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  Speaker 5: Like, what are you doing? What is this?
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  Speaker 1: Why does this happen?
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  Speaker 5: Why are they doing this?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I can't believe we're on the same circadian rhythm as
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: that crackhead. Oh yeah, I cannot believe we saw the
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: same crackhead. But he had a whole different fit on
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: which he did. He had a closet to go back.
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: So coming he's figuring it out.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Is he still there?
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: No? No, he wrote it on But I.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Guess this is like a beautiful place to do crack.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: When cool, creamy ramch meets tangy bold buffalo, the whole
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: is greater than the sum of its sauce. Say howdy.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Partner to new Buffalo.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: Ram Sauce only at McDonald's for a limited.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Time and participating McDonald's.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Back one of the most picturesque streets to smoke crack
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: in all New York.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Right, there's a little bit of hubris involved thinking that
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: we're the only ones who can us non crack users
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: are the only ones who can pick out a beautiful street.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: That's right, he could pick out a beautiful street, Like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: why is he relegated to the a ninja turtle lifestyle?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: If he wants to do crack, he could do crack
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: in beauty.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I think the crack.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Community probably shares a lot of characteristics with the weed community,
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: where they always are seeking out like a good spot
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: to smoke. You think so, yeah, And I think it's
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: probably just a little more frowned upon, Like I'm sure
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: smoking crack under the bridge under a bridge is probably
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a reason they do it other than
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: just not getting caught.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: There has to be a resentment towards the weed community
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: big time by the controversy, because they're like, oh, they
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: took all of our spaces. They're completely destigmatized while we
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: carry this massive stigma around.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think there's anyone who like because I'm sure
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: there's been people like back when weed wasn't as like
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: legal as it is now.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: I'm sure there were people.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Who like moved to Colorado to smoke weedyally, like weed's
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: legal there, let's move to Colorado and really embrace our
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: true colors big time. I think there's people who are
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: like moving to like Portland and Seattle because they're like
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: the crack out there is better.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: It's like they're like moving their families.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: It's like the gold Rush.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, crack West Way, Let's smoke crack and we'll run there.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: The Oregon Trail took like thirty six months. This takes
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: like probably an hour and a half.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Smoke crack.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: You could run from New York to Seattle and less
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: than a day easily.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: The only thing is like you'd need a camelback full
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: of cracks.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: To just keep yea.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't even be broken up into like increments of
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: like rest stops.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: It'll be like hits of crack.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: It's like the underground railroad exactly.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one hit of crack could take you probably to
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: like Chicago, and we heard that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: There's there's some friendlies up in Chicago that have beautiful.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Rocks, and then maybe you get up to like the
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Dakota's after the second hit, the safe.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Beautiful spot for you to hang out and smoke some
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: crack rocks by the beam.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: One strong hit of crack you're going I think one
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: like one big hit of crack, you could probably go
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: from New York to Seattle, your two stops.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Problem with crack is that it's so fleeting and it's.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Hot, it only lasts for a certain amount of times.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're thinking of myth, No, I'm thinking of crack.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Myth last for a long time. Smoked crack, you smoke meth.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: That's what makes crack so addictive so quickly, and the
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: highest so intense that you have to try to recapture
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: it quickly.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I told this story before, but
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: there was a guy who was like the manager of
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the Roots. He talked about like, uh, it was like
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the band. Yeah, it was the eighties. And this guy
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: that were like passing a bong around in the studio
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and this like quintessential pimp, purple suit, big hat came
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: in with some fucking I think it was probably it
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: was either crack or just pure beautiful cocaine, and the
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: bong went around and he fucking packed the fucking bong
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: up with basically crack, and they're like where he just
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: started smoking it and passing it around. This guy was
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: like all right, and just took a hit of it,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: and he said that he started fiending for more as
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: he watched the bomb move around the room, like the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: bong was going around. I fucking need more of that,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Like he felt it descend on his body, so palpably,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: yeah right away as it fucking just the bong was
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: being passed.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I remember when I was really young, way too young
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: to be reading this, but I read on like Reddit
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: some dude talking about how the first time he did meth,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: and he said that he was at a concert and
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: people were like smoking a bowl of meth or however
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: you smoke meth, and he said that he smoked it,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: got super high whatever, and then he like threw it
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: away and then he woke up, like he went home,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: went to bed, and then he woke up out on
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: the street like clawing at the ground trying to figure
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: out where he put the meth so he could.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Smoke more of it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: So his body just went into his body.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Just went into like auto pilot, yeah, and just took
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: over him.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Was like time to go find more meth. Yeah, that's
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: so nuts.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Some people's brains just have to be predisposed to that
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: kind of thing.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like I could smoke meth and then
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: just like play video games and be like all right,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: never again, just kidding.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I could never do that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: You could.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You could do mess take a little taste of it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Not interested? No more your thing.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: You remember in the Odyssey when Homer wanted to excuse me,
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: when Odysseus wanted to hear the song of the Sirens.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I've never seen the Odyssey. What is it
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: a book or something? What is the Odyssey book? Is
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: it like a Bible book or something like one of the.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Most famous books of all times? Like Homer that he
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: had the Odyssey the Iliad. Uh, He's just like it's
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: like ken and it's like the most one of the
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: most famous books ever.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of stuff is based on sounds terrible. See,
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: then you've read it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: I mean we had to for school. Some probably some
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: like young adult version.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Did you read it too?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Damn?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I should order it on my windows.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: The story Odysseus goes to the war, the Trojan War.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I promise you not everyone Troy.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie Troy? No, okay, well that's
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that's also Brad pitt at is how really?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Oh I just watched the river run through it, and
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: that might be Brad pitt At his hottest is.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll fight club.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: No Brad pitt through.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: He's a boy.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are exposing yourself as petos. No, he's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: not actually growing.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: He's a man.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: He's he's like my agent. What's his as look like
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: they don't show his a They don't because they don't
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: even need they don't even need to know.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: The apps won't.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Even do anything because at this point you're already like, oh,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: he's the hottest.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He's lean as hell in fight clubs as hell in this,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: buff as hell in Troy, a lot of Yeah, he
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: looks great. He's also cool.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: He's cool in this.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't get in at all last night, but I'm
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: still on time for fishing exactly.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah that part, that part's awesome, but sorry, I didn't
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: get in late. Well, I didn't get in at all. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: and Montana, there's three things were what does he say?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: He's like, there's three things we're on time for.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably church, fishing and I forget what the third.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Is in the chat please, I mean, we're not going
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: to look at it, but you have to sound off
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: where you think Brad Pitt is the hottest And I
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: think it's one of the two that I'm talking about.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I think probably from a woman's What is the
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: other one that he's in where he plays another like.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Young bowlim On Louise.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but we're we don't we don't. You know,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: it's not for the female gay, it's just for the male.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: But I feel like the female gays would probably say
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: that he's hottest, and like.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: This is what you're talking about.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I think the female gaze they probably say that he's
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: the hottest in like Once upon a Time in Hollywood
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: or some ship, like when he's old and like no,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: and like yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Sex symbol at that young age.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: You think, I guess, I don't know, I have no idea.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: She's eleven, you know all that when he was married
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: to Jen Aniston.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Troy, Wait but what were what were
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: we just talking about? Oh, illiot, yes, you're starting.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Homer on his way home. There's a famous part where
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: there's the sirens that sing the beautiful song it's the
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: most beautiful sound that any man can hear, Heroine, and
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: anyone who hears that song is so overcome by it
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: that they throw themselves from their ship and dash themselves
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: upon the rocks and die, which is why the sirens
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: sing to them. And Homer, excuse me. Odysseus, Jesus wants
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: to be the only man who can hear the song
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: and survive it. So he tells his men to fill
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: their ears with like broccoli or something like, stuff their
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: ears with leaves, and they do, and then he tells them,
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: or before that, he tells them to lash him to
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: the mast. And no matter what he does, no matter
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: what he says, they can't untie him. And so they
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: fill their ears, they tie them up and they hold
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: them down, and then he hears the songs and he's like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: let me go, let me go, take that cauliflower out
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: of your ears. I need to go be with these sirens.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: But they don't like d like tied up. So he
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: here is the song that he survives and they go.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: And so my point being, that's like meth you could, yeah,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: you might be that guy. So you think I could
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: smoke meth once and you guys can just hold me down,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: and I would be like, take.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: The cauliflower out of your ears to find more math.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wonder what the fuck are.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: You talking about, dude?
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Know what the math? Because what it would be one hit? Right,
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: It's like you get his one hit yeah, and you're like, no,
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: I said, I know what I said, but I didn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: mean it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one more. And
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: we're like, no, we've got cauliflower in our ears.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: We need to do that, we need to try that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: That would be great for the podcast if we did
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: a live episode that started out with me smoking myth
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: once just one, just one hit of math, which clearly
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: we could easily find. We could just go outside and
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: ask that dude for whatever he's smoking. It could be crack,
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: it could be meth, and then resident there has to
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: be a little bit underneath that. Uh yeah, I could
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: walk that and just grab us some meth, just grab
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: a rock, yeah, and then we could. It would start
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: out with me smoking the meth and then you guys
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: holding me down as I tell you guys to pull
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: the cauliflower out of your ears and try and escape
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: to get more math.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: But we would end the podcast after one hour, be
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like Okay, that was good, that was fun, and.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: That would definitely go get more.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the next twenty three hours you would be
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: in fucking hell yeah, or you'd turn into it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Would be a life spring to Times Square instantly. Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: how fast do you think you could acquire meth? Me
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: let's say, let's say crack, not meth. I feel like
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: math has to be harder to find in the city
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: because math is more of a down south thing.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Something for us, us like normal looking.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: I definitely know that could sell you crack within the.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Next hour at nine pm on a Thursday, right outside
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: of the ten guys who were going Charlie, we Yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: I got money both, but I think that I think
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: one of them we have undercover.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Cop vibes though, Is that That's what I'm saying?
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: You have on?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: You have the undercover cop vibes of the dude that
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: was like carrying the boom box on the subway, the
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: fucking and one and one shorts on.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: They always have like the nicest shoes on. I got
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Jordan's own.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, black Air Force ones heard this is what the
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: brothers are wearing these days.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Where can I get some crack fellas?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Where can I get some of the sausa?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like I would be able
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: to get crack the easiest.
• 26:28
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• 26:31
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• 26:34
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• 26:36
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• 26:39
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• 26:43
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• 26:44
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• 26:47
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• 26:48
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• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Boy, Okay, to break it to you, guys, I just
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: don't think anyone.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if I just went out in my
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: normal day to day outfit, people would be like, yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: But how much do you also give undercover cop vibes?
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: No way, I'm too young to be undercover cops.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Undercover cop would say what about that? They weren't saying that?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And to catch a predator, well that's probably exactly what
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I know. I know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Cop I know I don't give undercover cop vibe vibes
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: because the place right by in my apartment, they uh,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: they will sell me Menthol jewel pods, which are not legal,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: and all they I go, they go, we only have tobacco,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: And I go, I know, you guys have Menthol. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: then they go, all right, we'll give you the Menthol.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: You guys.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: You guys would go in there and they'll be like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: we only have tobacco. Sorry, my bad.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: I don't think I think you're wrong about this. I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: not that I would have the easiest time because I'm
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: trying the least hard to not look like an undercover cop.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: But you also, dude, they're not going to sell someone
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: crack who clearly has never done crack.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Yes they will, No, they won't.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about, bro?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: You think these drug dealers have scruples or they probably
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: want to put the hook out of the customer.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: That's not for you. Let me start you on something
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: a little milder.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You probably want some.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Of this, You want that, but look at yourself, son,
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: it's way to addict it. I can. Yeah, you're you're
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: you're on track.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: No, you'll just be back here tomorrow asking me for more.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: You'll just be back here spending more money on crack.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want that.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: I didn't get into this game to hook thirty four
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: year old sweater wearing well to do well groomed men
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: on crack.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: If anything, they overcharge him for crack.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: You charged a lot of money for crack, not me.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's street prices. That's exactly right, street prices.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And also, I honestly don't think they're gonna even sell
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: it to you if that, if you went up to
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: that crackhead, he would start running the other way.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Probably wouldn't be trying to.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: We would get like we were, we were old friends.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to buy crack from a crack head.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Who are you trying to buy it from the source.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Oh so you're going to the top dog. I'm going
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: to the shipping content, Okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the docks, going to China, going to
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the docks, going to the fentonl Factory China.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Hit that thing up with a crowball, raking down through
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: all the piede apples until we get to a fucking
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: shrink wrap.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: He's going straight to the Sinaloa cartel.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: There I go, and I go bingo.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: All right, So I think we've got we've got two
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: different ideas of where we're buying crack from.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I'm going to the direct source.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: You're like fucking the dude in American gangster Denzel. My
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: way of doing it is going to be going to
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Vietnam to base.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: I have a good feeling I'm gonna like it. So
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: you want a lot, I'm gonna want to Yeah, yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna want to get ripped off.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, You're gonna go to Costco and flash a car,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: buying bulk and be able to go home with a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: palette of crack. Not you don't want to be going
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: out every day to buy a new crack. It's like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: oh no, I got all my crack I need here exactly.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But I think my way of doing it will be
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: easier and beat both of your ways. I go to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the crackhead, give him some money, give him half the money,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: and I say, you bring me back some crack, because
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you know, to get cracked.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Because crackheads are really reliable.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: But then he half the money.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd bring back some bunks, some black market, bring pebbles.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I say, well, me and you smoke it together, and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: then once I get high as fuck off the crack,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: then you get the other half the money.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: You better be picking a really well behaved, trustworthy crackhead.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: Those are some upstanding crackheads you're meeting, dude.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I think crackheads got to be some of the more
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: upstanding citizens that we have. Because if I prove myself
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: salt of the earth, that's for sure, it's a good
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: crack joke. But I think if I prove myself to
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: be a fountain of money for this crackhead, they're going
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna want to burn the bridge right away.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying. I don't know if I
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: agree with you genuinely.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I think that Francis has a better chance of locating
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: the source of crack in New York City than you
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: do of paying a crackhead fifty percent of the money
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: and expecting to ever see him again in your entire life.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I think that was one of the more dumb things
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: you've ever said.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Now I'm now so pissed off that I'm going to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: do it, so I literally you believe that it just.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Has a better chance of prying open the wooden crate
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: filled with crack. And you have of giving a crack
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: head one hundred.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Dollars weeks live soun of a.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Boy day, I'll bring in our best friend.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I have to come in with at least like fourteen
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: gallons of untouched crack. Yeah, or you have to have
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: a crackhead bring through and he could come.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: To my apartment.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Crack the crack acad the crackhead will come to my
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: apartment also, I could just That's the thing. I don't
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: believe himause I think he just knows where to buy crack.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: He might.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I think he has a drug down. It's like, because
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I think you told me a story a while ago
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: of your of your drug dealer being like I have
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: meth or something like that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, could you get different though an unseerialized god A burner?
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, No, you're thinking of the phones.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: No burner. I think a burner is also or a
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: scratch What is it when they scratch off the serial number?
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: What is it called? Isn't a burner?
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I got that burner on me at my phone. He's
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: talking about a phone phone to call people, but I
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: don't think that would be You can buy a burner
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: at CVS.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: But a burner is also a word for a gun.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's definitely. I don't fucking know.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: We are weird. They get three kids on the couch.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just for a second, just thought about how dumb
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: this conversation is. No, I think what fifty was talking
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: about when he was referencing a burner was actually a weapon.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: I don't think fifty cent would be rapping about a
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: phone that he could go buy at a fucking gas station.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Well true, And also he doesn't want people knowing that
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: he has the burner because that defeats the purpose of
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: having the burner, because.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Then, you know, I think fifty cent would definitely rap
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: about having the gun.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Then he can't call his side pieces.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think fifty cent was worried about his girlfriend
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: finding out that he's cheating on her.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I think that's what we're really stiff here.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: I think that's probably the.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Least of his worries.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Still talk about fifty like that put in a smut
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: on fifth name.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: What about the ones where he liked the girl like
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: a fat kid loves cake?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: That girl that was but that was when he was
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: a child, wasn't it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You know, my stud do anything to make you smile?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Isn't that when he was a child?
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Like you on the bus?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when he's a child. So he wrote that
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: in have you ever seen get recherd Die Trying? Yes,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: he writes that song with you be my best friend,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: I want you round all the time?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You know once you wrote it?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that wrote that song when he was a kid.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: I can ask you twenty one questions.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: No, two different songs, saying two different songs.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Twenty one questions. Is the name of that song? Is it? Yeah?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: The one where he's like, you be my best friend,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I want you round all the time.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: That's a different song. I'm talking so much the song
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: I could like you like a fat kid loves cake
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: that one.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: See.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I'm having a time understanding what song you're singing because
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: you're clearly not singing it like Fiddy would well I
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: like you on the Boss.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't do that because I take twenty one question,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I take you twenty all about us?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: That's it?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay? And what song is that?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Twenty one question?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Twenty one questions? And what's the song that I am referencing.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know, man, that was weird.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I think here's his best friend.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That's the word Richard when he's young. Yeah, he's downstairs.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: You say still friend whether he is he ain'tchu man, No,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: that's the one you're talking about.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: I trust Road.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: But also, fifty cent was my top artist last year.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: But Roan is fifty per cents friend.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Roan would fifty hand.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: He's calling on that burder fucking rone.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: You thinking he was, Yeah, he's like, I need sixteen bars.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: No, fifth would never need me to rap. But uh, I.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Think he's the best rapper of all time easily.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: No, that's ridiculous.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I love fifty So he has great songs, but he's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: not the best rapper of all time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: The songs are good.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a bad song, but he's not the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: best rapper of all time though. Correct, But he's the best,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and believe the boy. He's my favorite rapper. He's my
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: favorite rapper. He's tough as fun.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Who he's the toughest rapper of all time.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I think black thought Christopher Christopher Wallace from the Roots.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awesome.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: We're one of those guys. What do you mean one
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: of those Roots are the best rappers of all time.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: The roots isn't all rappers. I'm talking about the one
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: rapper from the roots.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's something that my friend Bo told me.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: Did you see that as a video? Did like four
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: hundred bars with no hook?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Just now?
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: You know what this is like? You talking about ball
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: basically people getting like pissed off at home. Actually, fifty
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Cents the best rapper of all time? Changed one of
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: those guys that the roots are rapper?
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: I said that.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I said, I think fifty cent is my favorite rapper
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: of all There you go.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I said that earlier, change thinking that is laughable, that
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Black Thoughts the best rapper.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: A Black Thought's good. Black Thought has that one song.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: With who he was I don't know Thought know that
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: he was in the roots? Yes I did, I said
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: from the roots. And then you went, oh, you like
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: the roots guys? I like a fucking dad, Yes.
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: Exactly, my dad thought, My dadda yeah, And he sends
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: me a songs and my dad doesn't know anything about
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: rap music and he sends me Black Thoughts songs.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: And he's like, this is this guy's good? And then
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: I laugh at the.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Front well, then your dad, when your dad is on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: point and.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Thought doesn't black thought have that one song with Asap Rocky.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of like fucking Asap Ferg No.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I know Asap Ferg.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of like, uh Dirk, Yeah, someone
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: significantly different than what I'm talking about.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Got that song with oh No. It's on this album.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Though people say Andre three thousands one of the better
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: ones ever.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I think he's great, great flautist. Have you heard his
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: flout flout music? Couldn't bring Yeah strangers on Danger Mouse?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You boys don't know about hip hop?
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Do you? Danger Mouse? Who did the Gray album which
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: was like the Beatle White album mixed with jay Z's
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: The Black Album and was fucking awesome.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Jay Z's up there too, Carter, What.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know? What is so funny right now that
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: you guys don't understand that I know I know hip hop?
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah you do, Bro?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Why are you siding with him? You know he doesn't
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: know hip hop?
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I know ron knows it the most, and I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: you're being a goofball.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not challenging Ronan's opinia.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: I think you're just saying the whitest ship you can
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: think of the whitest ship.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: What are you what are you talking about? I said,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I like fifty you're picking, you're picking paint. I said,
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I like fifty cent. I think he's my favorite rapper
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: of all time. And then he said, black thought when
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: when you do the I don't blot?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Is the best Rapperalk Salk?
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: What's paint?
• 37:50
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• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Paint paint is what the one that thinks fifty cents
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: rapping about like cell phones that he has.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Paint are the chips that Sas has been eating to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: have these fucking crazy ass opinions.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Did I say something like insane? The way that you
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: guys are acting like now is like that? I said
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: something I said like Jack Harlowe was the greatest rapper
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: of all time?
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Jack Carlo is greaty Is it crazy to say Eminem's name?
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Is that just like? No, no, dude.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people would say Eminem's name,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: but they would be scared to admit it, but especially
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: white people, because they're like, I don't want to be
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the one that says Eminem's the best.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: Of all time. Yeah, I wouldn't do it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. But just because I what's the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: chat saying? What do you got chalk?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: People are saying that I'm a yeat guy. Jay Z
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: was never the goat.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know speaking much. This morning, I woke up
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: to about four hundred subtweets people asking me about this
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: whole President of Harvard income, Yes, I whither or not?
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: You know Harvard thought that, uh, the whole thing with
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Israel was considered hate speech or harassment and evading the questions,
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: and that everyone was like your francis your thoughts? Like
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: any comment as an alum, And I'm like, who do
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: you think I fucked? Do you think I work for
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: the University of Harvard? Do you know? No? I don't
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: because I'm pretty certain that my kids won't get in
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: so what's the point.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: And they have enough fucking money.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. They have a lot of donors.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Like they don't need money from the Funny Bone. They
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: don't need.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: You need to ask, you need to ask or an
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: opinion on Harvard's dance on Israel Palestine raised the kids
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: who I never saw at who knows pizzeria karaoke Monday
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: nights in Cambridge because the Zuckerberg busy in Lamar Library
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: fucking study. They would bring pillows into Lamart to sleep
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: from five to seven am in the armchairs. Those kids
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: know about that stuff.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm curious about Saas's opinion on.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: All of it as as we're not getting I'm not
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: getting into this as a whole ass Jew.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: No, you've already added yourself by being a fifty supporter, Bro.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: There's a big difference between being a fifty reporter and
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: thoughts on the on the conflict in the Middle East.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: I don't think there is.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: So you think it's cool for them to say it's
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: cool to genocide Jews.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: I don't want to.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about this. I don't have
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: any thoughts on it. Thats why I don't want to
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: talk about it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Here's my one thought when they were like, lose all
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: of our viewers now, when they were like, no one
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: wants to hear about this ship.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: The funniest thing was when they were like, when your opinion.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: It's fun now Jew's dying is funny?
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Who says that?
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: He said? The funniest thing Paul laughing.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But the funniest thing was like, in your opinion.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Doctor Gay, the guy's name is doctor Gay.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's a woman, a black woman named doctor Gay.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Nurse doctor. Oh God, you be my best friend.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I want you round all the time.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: See, I told you there was something funny about it,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Nurse Gay. Way funny.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Who's the dude in the NFL whose name is gay?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: And then that he was getting covered by Cox.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, you couldn't even buy his jersey. You can't buy
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: a gay jersey.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: You can buy any jersey. You can just customize them.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: You probably can't. Yeah, probably can just be like gay
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: sixty nine for the Eagles. Can you get cocks? Yes
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: with an X, not co c k s. There's some
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: good ball this week coming up. The fraudulent balls lately
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and now Sunday was brutal.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: I don't agree.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't enjoy soall Monday was good.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: So the Chiefs game is was it the Chiefs game?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: The Packers Chiefs game was nuts.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a good game.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Respect the ball.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: That was good ball, dude.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to see the fraudulent Eagles take on the
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: fraudulent Cowboys.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I wouldn't be mad if Israel and Palestine settled
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: it on the gridiron, Yeah, and went eleven on eleven.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hate that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Suit it up.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: I know what would happen is palace that I would
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: would pull an old Remember the ice Bowl? Yeah, but
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: all the heating under the field froze. Uh yeah under
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: there know their way around.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Their way around tunnels.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: And they turn off the heating the tunnels.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was good ball. But that was a good
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: good way for you to try to pivot. And I
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: brought it right back to something you didn't want to
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: talk about. You try to get off the ball, I'll
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: bring it right back.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: I don't off the Palestine.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I just don't know nearly enough about what it's a
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: comment nobody wants to talk about.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: It, But it's the fact Francis were literally brought into
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the middle of it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: That's Yeah. The point I was trying to make is like,
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: why would anyone want my fucking opinion?
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Ship about fucking that or whatever. Harvard's administration's policy is
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: towards these students, Like, you know what, what the what
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: the fuck are you asking me? Yeah?
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: It is hilarious. Do you think Riggs got the same treatment?
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Uh? Probably.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I feel like you're more of.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: A known Harvard man than Riggs is, though I feel
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: like Riggs is like a sneaky Harvard guy.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: That may be true. Dave wrote a blog I did
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: see that. He said that he's going to have a
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: policy from now on where they're not going to hire
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: any more graduates from any of those schools. So Harvard,
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: M I t mit, until.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, where are we going to get our
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: talent from there?
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah? That's the company, right that better bunker down, boys,
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: I guess just us for the foreseeable future.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: We're not going to have to start hiring from Fordham.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Oh No, that would be fucking terrible.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: A lot of people don't know that Big f actually
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: went to M I T. That's because he grew up
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: in Ohio State fans.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Was really a quantum mechanics guy from m I T.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: But his grandfather did a shout outs to Dave. I
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: met a guy yesterday who was like, I went to
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: college with Riggs actually, and he was like he I
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: was on the golf team, and he drove our van.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Oh ship who the golf The golf kids actually do
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: drive a van. I was in the van for a bit.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Uh. I met him briefly in like an elevator. I
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: don't remember his name, you, No, it was in Uh.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: It was that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I was at a sports business conference yesterday, Wow with
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Erica Group wears speaking. We were keynote speaking.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ the ship. He gets invited.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I know, I don't get invited to anything.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: See that's the duality of man. I could buy a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: crack in five minutes and I'm also talking at it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be a big story.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: That would be huge for the podcast if it turned
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: out that like co host of Pat bev podcast secretly
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: doing crack.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: But if I'd have to keep it a secret because
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: if I was proudly doing it, you know, you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Would like fake some TMZ photos zoomed in from a distance.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: We're coming to Earth. We all die tomorrow. You only
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: get to do one drug? What is it? Beer?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I would just drink a bunch of beer, ridiculous.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: I don't want to do done beer.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I know, and I love it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: You need to do Let's say it has something you've
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: never done or no, but I don't.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't want it because what if it happens that
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: if I don't like it. I don't want to end
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: my life being like anxious.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm definitely doing heroin.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: It's not a question you think there's any chance that
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: you have like a bad high on heroin?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, but you.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: Need to Yeah, I don't get mad.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: It's probably a bad high.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: I'm not necessarily trying to go out.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Well, do you remember being a kid and like thinking
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: about like a plane crash and being like having like
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: these wild like sexual fantasies and being like I fucking
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: would just like like the girl next to me, I'd
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: be like, let's fuck yeah, or like like make her
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: like I'd like jerk.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: Off like I do have.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I had those exact same thoughts a lot of times
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: in school too. What I would be or it would
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: be like or or it would be like me fantasizing,
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: like I'd probably like drive to Kate Upton's house and
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: fuck her like that was a possibility even if the
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: world was ending. And then but then I remember having
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: like this, I have such a vivid memory of being like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: but there will probably be like a line outside of
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: her house to fuck her, so I probably wouldn't be
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: able to have to find someone else.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I'd have to like go to her beforehand and be
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: like listen, like open your back.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Door, like that's how Kate Upton's last moments would be spent,
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: like rush your back door, like, yeah, oh, ship, there's
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: a line outside. I guess it's time to fuck seven
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: hundred different dudes. No, I do remember having those exact
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: memories planes, on planes, and in school, mostly in.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: School, cool I had all the time. I used to think,
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: if I could, if the world, I could freeze this
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: whole world, Yeah, freeze it with my mind. Yeah, and
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: everyone was frozen, and then I could tap one person
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: to unfreeze them, and we would be unfrozen for like
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: ten minutes, and that person would want to have sex
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: with me.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Theoretically, yes, but in the front everybody.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: In this theory, they didn't see even though they could,
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: they're frozen.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: It's a dark get in front of them. It's a
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: dark thought to have. But most likely in this theory.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Who Yeah, I would have this thought constantly as a child.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: So often I would rank it's very optimal media.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would do the same thing.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: All right, if she's not unfrozen, then it's her, and
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: then it's her and then maybe him if we're honest.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: But the possibility of the girl being like absolutely not
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: never was a thought. I just assumed that she would
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, let's fuck right now, we have to,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: we have to. I talked about this on the when
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: there's an almost one hundred percent chance she would be like,
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: absolutely not.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Freeze me, refreeze me, kill him, kill that guy.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Unfreeze everyone. I'm telling them what you said. I'm gonna
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: tell everyone what you said first person to getting canceled
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: this middle school boy. I talked about this on Matt
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: and Chain's like what the live show that we did?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: But I used to when I was in church. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: would like, oh that's bad. I would like fantasize, but
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I would like rationalize it in my head and I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: was like, if a gunman came in here, That's usually
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: what I thought was and was like and was like,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you have to pick who, like you're who you're gonna fuck?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Like who would it?
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Continue?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Jesus Christ, are we in trouble now? I can't
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: say the rest?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: No, say the rest.
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: No.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: That's basically we were rhasized about it being at gunpoint
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that I was so I would like absolve myself mentally.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's you don't think about how hard it would
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: be to get a boner in this scenario where you're
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: in front of it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Usually when I was having this thought, I already had
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: a boner.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: You're pressing it up against like the pew.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Hiding hiding it below the desk in fucking social studies, Yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: does anybody here you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: Have a boner right now? Yeah, let's just make this easier.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I think in eighth grade there's a chance that like
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: thirty percent of the boys in the class had a
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: boner actively at all times.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: God forbid, one of those girls was leaning forward in
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: the desk get a thong popped out.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: That would never happen. Usually this was in like eighth grade,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: the grade girls girls were wearing the thongs in eighth grade.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, ones that had bleak futures.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I remember I was in like six or seventh grade
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: when the thong song came out, A thong song. You
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: don't know the thong song? Now I knew you were
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: in a hip hop head bro exposed. Let me see
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you body, God, let me see your body. Go da
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: da da da.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I was never a big like whale tail guy.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Oh really, Now I was now for like the I know,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: like the old super bad meme, like clip of fucking
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: mc lovin walking behind the girl with the whale tail.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Just humongous watches of fabric.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I just it was never something that I was that
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: I would think about.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: You liked girls where you know, you could soul coverage,
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: the sort of like jockstrap.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the under cheek.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: You know, I think at a certain point and asses
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: an ass like you're not like if it's a good.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Ass, it's a good ass, you don't want to see it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: You're not going to be like, oh, she doesn't have
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: a thong on.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Gross. That's not what I'm saying. I'm not disqualifying girls
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: that had more underwear. I just thought if you saw
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: a thong peeking out. It made you think, whoa, that
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: girl's up for some freakier stuff than the girl wearing
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: you know, the fruit of the lips.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: What's what's unsettling is that at that age, like you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: know that they're like mom had to buy that for them.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's creepy.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: It's super creepy and weird. Yeah it was awesome.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: But it's like the girl in the thought, who when
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: you freeze everybody in the room is much more likely
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: when you tap her and be like, listen, I know
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: this is weird. Yeah, but I saw that you were
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: wearing a thong, so I unfroze you, and we have minutes.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: We have ten minutes till everyone else is unfrozen.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the sick and perverted minds of the young boy.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: The young boy was a young boy.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nasty work that the boys are getting in.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I remember like looking at the clock being like, oh shit,
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I gotta go to lunch in three minutes. I have
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: to get somehow. This boner has to go away in
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: the next three minutes or so. I'm going to stand
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: up in these sweatpants and everyone is going to see
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: my penis. I had some times where I would be
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: like everyone would go to lunch and I would be
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: sitting there like just like writing my name down, being like,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I'm still working. I got to fucking I got to
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: take a minute.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'm still thinking. I'm actually studying harder.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Oh lunch, Oh it's lunchtime. I didn't even notice.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I'm so caught up in the work to skip lunch today.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a big breakfast.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: It's not that eighty percent of my blood flow is
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: inside of my penis right now.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: And it was dirty work. We talked earlier about how
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: what a blessing it is for a guys to have
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: a penis that they can point and spray spray You're
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: in wherever they want. But for God to put like
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: sexual hormones into like eleven year old is vile and
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: abominable work by our Lord and Savior. The fact that
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you'll have full reproductive capabilities eleven years old. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: probably fifteen years before you should be a father. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: is such dirty work.
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  Speaker 6: That's dirty. Yeah?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Oh man? The horniness then was? It's just it consumed
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: your entire life, right? I remember being in class being
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: like just in my head, being like, this is the
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: first thing I do when I get home, is I'm
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: gonna fucking trick off right when I walk through the doors.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: And then I would just get up and be like,
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: all right, time to go to fucking math class.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: I'd go to I'd go home English, I would go
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: shoot and I would tell myself, if I make ten
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: three pointers in a row, then that girl's gonna fuck me.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to say that you can then jerk
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: jerk off. Yeah, you're such a good athlete. Now if
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I can dunk, I'll be able to jerk off.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: No, I would do. I would sub version of like
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: these crazy steaks in my head, like if I make this,
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: if I if I make this shot, then my family
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: won't die young.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Then I'd miss it. I'd be like, I just build
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: every member of my family.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I watched. I went to the movies last night. I
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: saw this movie called The Holdovers.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: Do you know it with Paul g Maudi. Yeah, it
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: looks great. It's about the boarding school.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: It was so good.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: It looked awesome.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: But I kept thinking about you didn't go to a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: boarding school, did you know? I was like, I did,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: keep on thinking about whether you had a similar experience.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It was like a New England prep school kind of.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: And toured a bunch of them, did you Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: What was your thoughts of maybe going to one? Were
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you excited about it? Was your family excited about it?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're being stashed away or were
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it was like a cool prospect.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: It was so different from what I had. I mean,
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: I grew up in like Maine kind of small towns,
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: like went to public school, and I just I remember
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: going to these campuses like Phillips Andover and Phillips Exeter
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: and being like these places are fucking hogwarts.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: I couldn't understand, like the science.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Center, the dining hall, Yeah, the.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Fucking field House which would have like fifteen basketball courts,
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: and you're like, what was this possible? Like where? And
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: then there's like kids from like Jordan and fucking Korean
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: shit all the world, Like you're just like Jesus Christ.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I feel like everyone that went to board it was
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: too much.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: For me, Like I was overwhelmed and I didn't want that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, I'm your parents are probably like fuck yeah,
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: I would get that.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You fall in love with it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: I think they were pumped that I didn't want to
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: go away.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Really it's a whole nother college tuition all that, and
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: they would like, that's four years that you don't get
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: to spend with your kids. Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I guess that depends on your opinion of your kids.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of people that went to
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: boarding school ended up just getting really into like smoking
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: weed at a young age and drinking because there's no
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's no rules. That's like there's a rule.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: I mean there's there's rules, the same way that there's
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: rules in a college dorm.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: In this movie, it seems to.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: Tell it's like if you get caught once, yeah, drinking
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: your toast.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that happened too.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: I knew.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I know what kids that happened to, and they got
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: a bunch of trouble, but it didn't stop them.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Did you go to a boarding school?
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: No, but I know people that did.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: Kid. I used to tutor, who was an awesome kid
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: and like, really really good dude. Went to a very
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: very elite boarding school. He was like, I think he
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: was like head of the class, class president his senior year,
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: super popular kid, going to a very good college. On
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: the night before graduation, he got caught drinking and expelled.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Damn I'm talking twelve hours before he walks across the
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: stage after four years to receive his diploma. Damn kicked
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: him out.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nuts.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: That sucks so bad. That's such bullshit.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: How crazy is that?
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: That used to happen, dude. Kids getting caught drinking in
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: high school used to be like the biggest. Like there
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: were kids that like lost scholarships because they got caught
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: drinking at a party.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: I got caught smoking weed my junior year and it
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: didn't like get back to the school. The police found us,
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: but we came. I was with two buddies and we
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: like we were on the soccer team, and two of
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: them came forward and confessed because their parents made them.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Oh that's so stupid recruited for soccer. So my parents
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: were like, we're not gonna do We don't want you
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: to tell. We'll punish you ourselves, but like, let's not
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: ruin your future.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Your French parents are idiots.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: That's just like show up and.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: The kids and we didn't even get to like confer
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: together about what our game plan was. The next morning
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: we had the practice and the kids were like I
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: saw them in the parking lot. I was like, so
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: what's up? And they were like, our parents are making
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: us confess. And I was like, oh my god, well
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: that's not really what my parents wanted to do. And
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: then they were like, don't worry, we're not gonna name you.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh shit. So then they went
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: down and they told the coach that three players on
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: the team the night before had been caught smoking weed
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: by the police.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Two came forward to and two of them people, and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: then our coach made us run suicides until the third
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: person confessed.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Did you confess?
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: Of course. I wasn't gonna fucking sit there puking and
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: like making them think. So, I mean, we didn't even
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: run like. I was like, wait, what, of course it's me.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: So did you get in trouble? Yeah, we get We
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: had like a we designed like an honor code thing,
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: a contract for extra curriculars where if you got caught
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: by the school you would get suspended from your sports
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: team for three weeks of games, but if you came
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: forward and confessed, it was only two weeks, okay. And
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: so we came forward, we confessed. Why did I tell this?
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: We're talking board in school. Yeah, we were saying that
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: you got in trouble or not.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was that was there.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: You didn't lose like scholarships or anything.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Oh well, oh good question. Okay, so then you know
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: it wasn't that big of a deal. We just fucking
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: did our time and then went back and it was
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: like it kind of sucked me and it fucked up
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: my chances of being recruit for soccer. But a parent
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: in the town when I got into Harvard wrote a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: letter to Harvard to tell them about what had happened
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: to me because they were mad that, like their kid didn't.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: People aren't such losers. It's insane.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Parents are fucking coach.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: My lacrosse coach at Harvard found out about it was
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: like the admissions committee didn't care, but like, what the
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: fuck is going on?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: That's nuts?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: How petty is that? Yeah?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: That would make me have a massive chip on my shoulder. Actually,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: that would probably shove me down to Dylan cleebold fucking path.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That would make me go mass shooter for real.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: That would do that?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: Would that would be like.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: If that like affected my outcome of life, if I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: got kicked off of something or didn't get into something,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I would be so furious and there's nothing stupider than
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: a fucking honor code. Honor code sucks so much, fucking dick.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb to be like, yeah, you're just like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: we're all going to be really good boys and like
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: just trust each other because no one's actually following that,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and it can only ever hurt people. It's only set
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: in place to like hurt people in like this false
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: sense of piety, which is like counterintuitive to being a
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: good person. Like in general, it's just like, oh, I'm
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: better than everybody because I follow the honor code. Like
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: that's fucking there's a sin and that fucking honor code code.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Fuck the honor That's crazy, dude.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: It made me. It made me very suspicious of like
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: who did it? I just cann't. I couldn't stop thinking
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: about who's who it was.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: We should have them on her code. We should make
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: your town run suicides until whoever that is comes forward
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and says who the fuck they are, because it's probably
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: some fucking lion ass mom that will never come forward.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: You have just had enough honor to come forward and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, it was me. We don't have to
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: run anymore. She did this anonymously. Yeah, how is she
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: better than you?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Did you not?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: She didn't exactly, and that was why she was bitter.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: Did you ever figure out why? I don't even know
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: if the kid applied. I just know that it was
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: a who was, Like, you know, they thought they thought
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: because I was recruited, that like the high school had
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: gotten behind my candidacy and that I was one of you.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You're letting this junkie into Harvard.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, why why is he getting favorable admissions treatment
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: from my kid? And wrote a letter? Yeah, I'm man,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: that's pretty low. I don't know.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I just thought that was really that's crazy. Yeah, dude,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: I mean did you did you ever figure out who was?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: Well, there's a reason I don't keep up with like
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: any of my high school friends.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I keep up with any.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Kids that I grew up with up with like my
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: good friends. But dude, like going home, it's still like
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: the same exact culture of like parents who are like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: fucking crazy, and we have like Facebook groups now like
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: dedicated to the town, and like the police have had
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: to get involved. It's crazy because they were like they've
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: been like following like children and being like I saw
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: these kids speeding down Harrison Street, yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We uh we hit one hundred k.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I thought we'll have to get our.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: Plat props to Rowan and we'll dive you.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Up in crisis cocaine on the plaque that we guys.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: Got that ninety nine point nine percent of the way.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: There, No, no, ninety nine point one percent of the way.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: We were also, I mean to be honest, we were
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: probably at what ninety seven thousand for the last two years? Yees,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: So this is where it took to get the final
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: push let it go.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: It could have also received back like this isn't like
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: we're not like enough over that. We were like good
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: people could be assholes about it purposefully.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: But so we'll have to apply to that plaque. Now
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: we need that plan.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: How does it work? How does it work? Do we
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: apply to they just send it to you automatically.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Email them or something YouTube as Yeah, I'm sure they'll
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: fucking be willing to help us.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll bend over backwards stok.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Paperwork, and then parents are main will message them and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: be like, are you sure you want to give them
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: this hundred k plaque?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: He'll probably just a smoke.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I'm sure you didn't know that one of these boys
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: smoked weed as a youth.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: Ma'm sure if you're where he stands with Harvard.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Man, it depends on the circumstances. If genocide, okay, fucking
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: a man. Unbelievable shit, I can't believe it. I thought
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: we'd never get there.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: I knew we would.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: That first first hundred k is the hardest would be.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: So it's going to be fast. Two k is going
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: to be like, we'll get two hundre k by the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: end of the year. Now at the end of the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: year is like next week, by the end of next year.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I made a suggestion to you today.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't didn't respond.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: About fishing and recording a podcast. There's another comedian who
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: does that.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: Just because there's another comedian who does it doesn't mean
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: you can't do it.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: But it's a pretty like, uh out there idea to.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Be doing the exact same idea. I never heard of
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: this person, David Lucas. I completely independently thought of that.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is like a fishing podcast, but.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I completely independently thought of it.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Sorry, bro, I've completely independently thought of jokes. Then people
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: have been like, that's someone else's joke.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that proves that you and steal the joke.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm just saying, so, why are you not
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: wheel I'm not. I'm just saying, well, people will be
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: like someone else read he does this.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Well, why don't we do it? Fucking Let's put our
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: original twist on it and do it ask naked or
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: is that true?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: That? And I would imagine David Lucas isn't fly fishing.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: He's probably he's not his spin fit, spin rotting, spitting.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and we could go into a waiters, into an
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: old It would.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Be pretty hard to pull off.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I have the capabilities of rivers
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: being in a river all holding microphones while fishing.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: If we think the leaf blower is loud, think about
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: it rushing river, think of.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I was thinking about going fishing tomorrow, which
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: I had a car, because I can't because I orrow
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: my car. Nah, not worth it.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I'm around tomorrow.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Brother, you don't have the equipment.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: What do you mean the equipment?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: Have a car?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: If you don't have the you don't have the equipment
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: to go fly fishing.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's on you. You'd be borrowing my car. I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: didn't say do you want to rent out a fucking
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: said around?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: You said I'm around tomorrow, implying that you were gonna come.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I'm around to give you a car.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I'm being Francis. I have a video series we're doing.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Oh really, Oh yeah, can't be a nicker coming into town. Yep,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: that's fun.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Game night. We're putting the gay and game night.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: Truth.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Are you guys gonna play that new barstool game?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: We are?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: That's fun.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be freak.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Also known as Monopoly.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking is a little different it is,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be fun as fuck.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be fun. It looks like a fun game.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, super fun.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to watch that.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: I walked into CBS pharmacy yesterday to get a COVID
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: test and I had the game under my arm page views,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: and I put the game on the counter as I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: bought a COVID test and the woman goes, what's that
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: And I was like, Oh, it's this board game. She goes,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: can I play? And I was like, what.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Do you mean?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, right point with me, and she's like yeah,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: let's play, and I'm like, don't you see what I'm buying.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: She's trying to hit on you.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: And you have my COVID test. Listen to my voice
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: like it was negative, by the way, otherwise I wouldn't
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: be here.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: But supposedly she's clearly trying to rise you up. Though
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: she's clearly trying to like.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like she must hate her job.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: K I know you guys.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I got a drink named after me, A big deal.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: Pink Whitney.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Whitney for legendary moments.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, be like, I'll play the six hour game right now.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: And then her.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Boss comes by, her manager comes by, and she's like,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: he made me do it. Yeah, he made this guy
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: when the customer gets what the customer wants.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: I love a good board game.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Same, they're very fun.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: Well, we'll get you involved if you want to come
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: do one of these with us.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would definitely do one. Okay, great, Yeah, I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: like Monopoly a lot. I don't think we'll do that
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: because it's too long.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: It's pretty similar to this game we're playing.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: All play page views as well. Like risk.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: We like playing games that require.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Thought and isn't risk risk as a thought, but I'm.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: Not talking strategy.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Isn't risk like a fucking two day game. Risk takes
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: like fucking That's kind.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Of games that I like.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Monopoly video.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, video has to be like half an hour.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: We should have set We should have set something that
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: we were gonna do when we hit one hundred K.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I said, go fishing, and hundred before a guy has
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: gone fishing before, So now we're completely absolved from being
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: able to do it.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Cut the crack hon is a good idea.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: It is a little risk.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have to head on over to kick for that.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have to do it on Rumble, Yeah exactly.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Francis, no show your crack.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: To bring a crackhead yourself.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, bring him in.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Patiently sitting in like a waiting room.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: Get one of those antiques road show assessors. So tell
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: me again when you got this crack.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: And you have the documents to prove this. Yeah, I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: saw a video yesterday. Have some like veteran who brought
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: in a rolex that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: He got, like you see that, that one's one of
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: the best ones.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: And he falls over and he falls over? Do you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: think it's real?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, that's it.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Why does he look like.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: He's wearing a fucking disguise because those are the.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: Types of people that go to and teach roadshow. Yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: that's true, dude.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: No part of his beard or hair looks real, not
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: a single part of it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: Well, what's so crazy is that he had the foresight
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: to like keep all the papers, never touched the watch,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: and put it in a safety deposit box. Yeah for
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: fucking decades.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you should do a Christmas should do a
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: Christmas episode as well.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: You just don't think a guy like that, who probably
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: wasn't that wealthy, could be like, man, I'm going through
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: tough times. Yeah, my body needs my daughter needs a
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: blood transfusion. But I'm not touching that.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Fucking thing's got at least in their twenty years sitting.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: I need to let that baby say.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: What kind of Christmas episode are you thinking?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because I don't drink anymore, so I'm
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: not really that fun.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I definitely am picking up that vibe because
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: A Christmas episode entails drinking what.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: About just like eggnog, like just like a lot of
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: like eggy milk, like like non alcoholic.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: I love eggnog.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I grew up like for kir when we would
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: set up Chrismas tree, we would drink Agnogad how many
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: clups can you drink?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Like half a cup?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Let's do that?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: We made you drink a whole quart of eggnog.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to. I don't want to go
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: into that territory of being in pain while we're recording.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Me and Francis could drink the eggnog with the booze
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: in it, and you could just fucking sit on the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: aware ass in the corner.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would do that.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Or do you want to? We could do it at
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: either his or my apartment too, if you want, like
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: an actual Christmas tree there instead of I feel like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: the aesthetic of a Christmas.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Episode is are willing to drop that fucking bag and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: upgrade your Wi Fi?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: For sure?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, god, do we need live?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be a live true, it doesn't
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: have to be alive.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: So we got a long Monday.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: Do it anywhere?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, we could do it at well,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: so a rushing river is rushing river.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude, we can't be carrying the zoom recorder
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: and microphones with with fifteen foot cables in rushing water.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: So we'll run them up our fucking waiters.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: That's actually not a bad idea. I guess if we
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: got two more pod record or zoom recorders, we could
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: all we could record the audio simultaneously and then I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: could layer it and put it all over each other.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Or we could like get mics from Barstool Sports, the
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: company we work at, and have someone put mics on
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: us like Laves.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's failed us every single time we've tried. Every
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: single time we tried to record with Lave microphones, it's
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: come out and it's been like we're talking from fucking
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: back here, and there's an air conditioner. There's an air
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: conditioning unit that's ten miles away that's somehow being picked
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: up clear as day.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could run like a fucking a good will drive,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: like a Salvation Army drive for a sound guy or
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: We like put our money together and or just steal
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: from the Salvation Army bucket and get a sound guy.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea. Yeah, we'll plan something out.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: We'll definitely do a Christmas episode. I would actually like
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: to mah me too.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: We could do it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: I guess we can't do it next week, so we'd
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: have to do it the weekend.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I really, I really want to travel and bank a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: bunch of episodes. Yeah, I want to go to a
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: different place with him. I know, rent to Airbnb and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I just say that it's okay, okay, I'll just like
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: knock out a bunch of episodes. Yeah, I get an Airbnb,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: do it for work. Just do like like two weeks
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: of episodes. It's crushing episode every day or something like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: go somewhere cool and like go on different adventures. Yeah,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should come to get Maybe you should come
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: to Denver with us. Maybe we should go to Denver
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: like for like a week early.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when is this?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: That is in what February? February? Yeah, ninth to the eleven.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: Me and France has got a bunch of dates coming up.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: We got isn't that right?
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  Speaker 6: By? This?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that when the super Bowl is.
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  Speaker 4: Probably well, I think it's probably a week after the
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  Speaker 4: super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's a super Bowl week.
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  Speaker 5: That might be super Bowl week.
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  Speaker 1: God damn it.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't really matter. I'm not involved in that. Jay
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  Speaker 4: texted me the other day and he was like, he
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  Speaker 4: was like, your your kicker got hurt or something. He's like,
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  Speaker 4: who do you want to trade for? And I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not. I was like, even if I lose you guys,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not being invited to the super Bowl. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: driving to fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Vegas with Franka.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't invited to the super Bowl last year when
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  Speaker 4: I was on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to be fucking subject into a
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  Speaker 1: punishment that you're not involved with.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, we know you.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't been on the show for about a year, but
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  Speaker 1: we have a bag of ship that we need you
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  Speaker 1: to eat. It's part of the show.
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  Speaker 6: We have Denver Comedy Works, Me and SaaS.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be a big one.
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  Speaker 6: February ninth, the eleventh. Maybe it's the eighth to the eleventh,
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  Speaker 6: or no, it's ninth, ninth, and tenth, and next weekend
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  Speaker 6: that's February sixteenth and seventeenth. I rememb we're at Comedy
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  Speaker 6: on State. That's one Wisconsin and that's March seventh to
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  Speaker 6: the ninth.
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  Speaker 4: That Comedy on State and Denver Comedy Work's supposed to
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  Speaker 4: be like the two best clubs in the country.
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  Speaker 6: We're pumped, We're hype.
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  Speaker 4: Those are very We're very excited.
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  Speaker 1: So why don't we do it before or after one
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  Speaker 1: of these?
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  Speaker 4: I so you wouldn't be able to do you go
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  Speaker 4: down to Denver for like a week before because that
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  Speaker 4: would be fun as hell. We can go to like.
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  Speaker 5: Boulder, Well, that would be cool. We should do that regardless.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I just have to see if it can pass Muster.
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  Speaker 4: Who's Muster now?
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  Speaker 1: Muster was It was the third book of the that
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  Speaker 1: Homer wrote.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, interesting, all right, Well, I'm gonna be in
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Louisville this weekend. I'm in Providence, yes, so buy tickets
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  Speaker 4: for that full sasquatchwebsite dot com. So try and decipher
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  Speaker 4: those websites since they were laid over perfectly, but you
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  Speaker 4: get the gist.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in New York, and Brown's.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna be in New York. To make sure you stop
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  Speaker 4: by Brooklyn shout out as pad. All right, you guys,
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  Speaker 4: thank you for tuning in. I think we have a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people watching this right now.
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  Speaker 1: We do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thirteen hundred Wow, thank yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out, Shout out to the Gang.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to everyone watching. Thank you for getting us
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  Speaker 4: to one hundred thousands. We will see you guys on Monday. Goodbye,
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  Speaker 4: Thank you just watching TV. Brother, We gotta wait like
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  Speaker 4: ten seconds to end this.
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