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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 11 - Funniest Episode Yet?? (ft. ANUS) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: terms apply. What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Signing
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  Speaker 4: the Boy. Wasn't it? Give it a little more like
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  Speaker 4: a lot more zanc You don't have a catchphrase, it
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  Speaker 4: is it's what is up? Everybody? That's just catch What
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  Speaker 4: is up? That's how eat? That's his thing? What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of Our Boy Dad podcast. Are
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  Speaker 4: we saying the date today? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It actually no, no, no, don't undisclosed. This is disclosed date
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  Speaker 1: nothing time sensitive. Please please don't talk about anything that's
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  Speaker 1: of like.
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  Speaker 4: In the news or nothing. Du jour sure. Today we
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  Speaker 4: are joined by two special special guests, very special KB,
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  Speaker 4: no swag, thanks for having me and Nick Turanny Heyes,
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  Speaker 4: and a happy birthday my favorite comedian, Gabriel Iglesias.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Sir, Fluffy, shout out Fluffy, Shout out Fluffy and
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  Speaker 1: that dude hilarious?
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  Speaker 4: His fucking should we try and redo his roller coaster bit? Verbatim? KB,
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  Speaker 4: you want to take the first stanza? Okay, remind me
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  Speaker 4: who this is. This is Fluffy. That is Fluffy, not
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  Speaker 4: to be confused with Ralphie May He's dead. I get
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  Speaker 4: him in the Josh Blue and him Josh. Did the
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  Speaker 4: Ralphie guy die recently? A couple of years ago? You
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  Speaker 4: had a heart attack? Yeah? Yeah, you look surprised. Was
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  Speaker 4: he Joey Diaz's friend? You say, Joe Joe Joey put
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  Speaker 4: j on it? KB? Are you bad at differentiating comedians?
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  Speaker 1: Because remember when Ari Shafir came on the act and
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  Speaker 1: you he was with Neil.
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  Speaker 4: Brennan and you asked a specific question about Neil. Neil
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  Speaker 4: Brennan's specific question.
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  Speaker 3: If he got ketemine treatment for depression, which is something
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  Speaker 3: that Neil Brennan did do and talked.
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  Speaker 1: About insanely vocal about it, and uh Shaffir didn't fuck
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  Speaker 1: with that. No, I don't think with anything that we were.
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  Speaker 1: He with it, dude, he was fucking loving it. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: They were like a friend of a few things. I
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  Speaker 4: said that he just like laughed really hard at.
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  Speaker 3: He was trying to internalize our comedy. I think he
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  Speaker 3: was so he can later so he can use it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's trying to fill the tank up with it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh maybe that or maybe it like set on him
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  Speaker 4: that he he's not the funniest yees not he hasn't
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  Speaker 4: even podiumed, not even the funniest, but.
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  Speaker 3: Is humbling to be like not top four in a
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  Speaker 3: room that's devastating.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, That's how I feel right now with Owen
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  Speaker 1: over there cooking up god knows what, who knows what?
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Owen's right there. Put my face in someone else's
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  Speaker 4: body again that I want to always snap a picture
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  Speaker 4: and then you'll just see yourself on a body that's
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  Speaker 4: not yours. I was like, my face looks better in everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see this? Do you see this thing in
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  Speaker 4: Turkey called oil wrestling? I think what it might be.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what it is. I mean
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  Speaker 4: it's wrestling and they're covered in oil. Did you just
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  Speaker 4: stumble upon this? It was an algorithm Twitter.
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  Speaker 3: You may also thumbnails in like some type of vat
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  Speaker 3: filled with oil or are they know they're just oiled?
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  Speaker 4: They're just oiled up? And the thumbnail for it is
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  Speaker 4: a guy holding another guy and his hand is just
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  Speaker 4: like down his pants and they're like so oiled up
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  Speaker 4: and it looks like his entire forearm might be in
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  Speaker 4: his ass?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck's up with this algorithm showing nobody knows
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  Speaker 1: what AITHM is.
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  Speaker 4: You can always blame it. What was what was it on?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you see it? I think it was the
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  Speaker 1: New York Post And you were like, KB is gonna
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  Speaker 1: like this?
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  Speaker 4: I photo shopped kb's wrestling profile and I said oil
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  Speaker 4: wrestler and then I deleted it because I was like,
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  Speaker 4: because I couldn't remember if KB like says his full name,
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, did I just docs KB Kyle Bauer? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so your middle name is Gregory Kyle Gregory Bauer. Are
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  Speaker 4: there any others. Are there any other KGB's, Yeah, there's like,
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  Speaker 4: what did you ever hear of the KGB? Yeah, of
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  Speaker 4: course say far least. That's the thing on this. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what the frame of references.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know I didn't know if you knew take
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  Speaker 1: me out to the ball game, and you didn't know
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  Speaker 1: if I knew Goodwill hunting.
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  Speaker 4: It's just we don't know. I didn't ask, I knew
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  Speaker 4: you knew good Will hunting sas no take me out sas?
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  Speaker 4: What was like the song we all sang in like
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  Speaker 4: elementary school, it's the song you didn't know, Oh the US,
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  Speaker 4: God blessed the USA, the USA. Yeah, that's not like
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  Speaker 4: an age thing. That's not I swear to god, I
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  Speaker 4: never heard. That was my eighth grade graduation song. It
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  Speaker 4: was supposed to be Vitamin C graduation. But we all
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  Speaker 4: bullied this girl Ashley. Don't I don't say the last Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a specific last name. And we bullied her, and
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  Speaker 4: so they were like, you are our punishment, like didn't
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  Speaker 4: help her at all, which is like, you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys lost vitamin C. You got to graduate eighth grade
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  Speaker 1: to God bless the USA. The teachers were definitely just
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  Speaker 1: sick of vitamin C.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it is. Every single year. Our eighth grade
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  Speaker 4: graduation was like the Gangnam style. Like I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the fox baby Shark. You know how
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  Speaker 4: when you graduate there's always people who like go up
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  Speaker 4: on stage and do shit I hate. Oh yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 4: clapped as ass.
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  Speaker 3: You do any stunt or move on the stage, you
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  Speaker 3: can see somebody instantly they were somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Eighth grade graduation was that, but just like ten times
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  Speaker 4: worse because like everyone did something. Eighth graders.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they whipped every Yeah they what they did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were like floss.
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  Speaker 4: Were doing like the lawnmower walking across the stage.
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  Speaker 1: Flossing ruined like in stadium jumbo trons for like four years,
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  Speaker 1: Like anytime a child got on a jumbo tron, they
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  Speaker 1: would just floss. And it was everybody tried to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't even enjoy a kiss cam anymore.
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  Speaker 4: With how people trying to fly.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like throwing a baby into a pool
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  Speaker 1: and they can just swim though, Like kids are predispositioned
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  Speaker 1: to just know how to floss. Yeah, they learned the
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  Speaker 1: first thing they learned. But guys like guys like you
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  Speaker 1: and I probably couldn't, not a chance.
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  Speaker 4: Can you can you?
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  Speaker 1: Can you flash?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Of course, dude. Speaking of the jumbo tron, did
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  Speaker 4: you see that? Someone said brow in the host chair? Yeah, someone,
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  Speaker 4: let's go. Someone sent me a screen shot of Dana
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  Speaker 4: Beers and the guy from the Packers. What was the
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  Speaker 4: guy's name, David? Yeah, someone sent me a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like David Baktiari and fan at Uh
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  Speaker 1: at Packers game, like share beer moment or.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that. Just completely like disregarding Dana.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's exactly what it is, though, not to
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  Speaker 1: disregard Dana, but that is that.
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  Speaker 4: That's kind of that. Yeah, that's yeah, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 4: That's who he is. Dana's got to be. Did you
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  Speaker 4: guys listen to the Dave Portnoy thing at all?
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  Speaker 1: Or No?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't, and I neither did I, but I'm assuming
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  Speaker 4: riveting livoting conversation. No. I was just curious because I
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  Speaker 4: didn't know, like if if it's that bad, it was
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  Speaker 4: that bad? It was? It was. It was tear jerker.
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  Speaker 4: It was a tear jerker. But did he cry? I
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  Speaker 4: thought he was gonna cry on that. I cried I
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  Speaker 4: cried listening to it. I felt bad. You have no empathy.
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  Speaker 4: It was so sad for everyone involved. Everyone I had
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  Speaker 4: empathy towards every single Perino was about to cry. I
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  Speaker 4: felt bad for day Dave and Marina.
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  Speaker 1: Dave was calling everybody a scumback, like he's not a scumbag.
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  Speaker 4: Dave's always on some scumbag shit, Yeah he is. Let's
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  Speaker 4: talk melatonin, right right, Yes, he had a great melatonin
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  Speaker 4: compo before the before the pods start. We both we
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  Speaker 4: both shared that we take it before bed. We did.
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  Speaker 1: I was it was just very common. That's not something
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  Speaker 1: you should take every day, right, that's like very no,
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  Speaker 1: it actually says on So I take these all these
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  Speaker 1: sleepy gummies and they, uh, that sounds strong as fuck, bro.
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  Speaker 4: They are extremely no, like they're it sounds like something
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  Speaker 4: that would hard, sound of time, that wouldn't be. But
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  Speaker 4: like literally you wake up like fifteen hours later when
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  Speaker 4: you take them, and your eyes are just it literally
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  Speaker 4: feels like they're glued shut, like you just can't open them.
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  Speaker 1: You want to, You definitely want a sleeping pill that
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  Speaker 1: you can take as like as soon as you are
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  Speaker 1: off your phone and you want to go to sleep
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  Speaker 1: right away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you don't want.
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  Speaker 1: Any kind of incubation period of being off your phone
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  Speaker 1: and being able to dial it back a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: You just want to go to sleep right away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Last night I tried reading before going to bed, and
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  Speaker 4: it just that didn't work. No, I just was still
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  Speaker 4: up for like an hour after I put my book away.
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  Speaker 4: It must have been a good book. It was a
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  Speaker 4: great book. The British guys like narrating boring things on
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  Speaker 4: YouTube puts me right to sleep. Yeah, that British anything,
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  Speaker 4: calm British voice. Yeah. Half the reason I had to
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  Speaker 4: delete TikTok was because of like you, I just can't
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  Speaker 4: sleep when I have that app on my phone because
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  Speaker 4: it's just you guys gonna let him lie to you
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  Speaker 4: like that, I swear to God. Oh and I told
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  Speaker 4: the other day I literally can't even get it on
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  Speaker 4: as my mom my mom, I deleted. I literally can't
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  Speaker 4: even download it on my phone anymore. Why you have
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  Speaker 4: parental control? No, my phone's broken. So when I download
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  Speaker 4: and delete an app too many times, it permanently says
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  Speaker 4: that I have it on my phone even though it's
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  Speaker 4: not there. So if I go to download it just
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  Speaker 4: as open and I can't download.
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  Speaker 1: You invented a glitch. Yeah, first and only person that
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  Speaker 1: that's ever happened. I know, I need a new phone.
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  Speaker 4: That's because like people down the years old, I think
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  Speaker 4: it's to block like gamblers from like sports book apps,
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  Speaker 4: probably the safety protocol. Now you you.
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  Speaker 1: Banned yourself from the from TikTok basically, that's like that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like a pedophile move.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much speaking of TikTok, roans going viral on
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  Speaker 4: TikTok right now, shut up? Yeah for your dick, Your
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: dick's going viral? Yeah what wait? Okay, well there's different
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  Speaker 4: standards for dick virul like like off the record, just
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  Speaker 4: between guys, do you have you have a big dick? No? No, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 4: I beg to differ, to be honest, from what I
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  Speaker 4: was seeing in that in that episode, a whole lot
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  Speaker 4: of vira. There's a whole lot of round the viral video.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so this girl I stuffed my I stuffed my crotch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like an eighties rock star. He's wearing the exact
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  Speaker 4: same shorts, a.
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  Speaker 1: Whole different set of shorts. These are gene shorts. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: these are dens. These are denim that should be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more. I take I take my cues from
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  Speaker 1: Nick on this one, who all startses his growing area.
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  Speaker 4: People couldn't even begin to imagine what my dick looks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I have never get behind a firewall. I could get it.
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  Speaker 4: They they don't. I was actually thinking about your dick
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  Speaker 4: last night. Yeah, I was thinking about the thing that
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  Speaker 4: you said that it's calloused, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if I believe you'll, but I also sort
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  Speaker 4: of do it is calus? Why is it callous? Through underground?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't wear underwear and so I just rubbed against
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  Speaker 4: the zipper. Do you still because I believe you said yesterday,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't had underwear in two weeks. I didn't. We
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  Speaker 4: just got them back.
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  Speaker 3: So my dick, Yeah, No, it's callous to the point
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  Speaker 3: where it's like smoothed out and like a like a
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  Speaker 3: marble feel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a counter You were to touch the
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  Speaker 4: tip of my fingers of my dick, you think it
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  Speaker 4: would be like a like Angus Young's ring finger. Housewives
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  Speaker 4: try to They want your your dick as their countertop
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  Speaker 4: whatever they're redoing. Whatever they're redoing their hitch. It hurts women. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's what you said. And I don't think it's just
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  Speaker 4: like a dagger. It's yeah, and it's just and I
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: haven't felt anything in years.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that's why the military starts at the
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  Speaker 1: front of their pants so so no one can see
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  Speaker 1: an officer's penis, like an infantry an infantry man can't
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  Speaker 1: see an officer's penis because uh, if he has a
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  Speaker 1: bigger dick, then that would undermine the officer.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's a morale thing because I don't think men
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  Speaker 4: ever want to get killed by a man who has
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  Speaker 4: smaller dick. If you get killed, that's happened though, that
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  Speaker 4: is Yeah, it's only smaller dick men killing the bigger dick.
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  Speaker 4: But like as they're dying, there's like, I bet that
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  Speaker 4: dude had a bigger dick than me has. Like they're
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  Speaker 4: bleeding out. That's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Roan Stick, Roan stick back to kb'll melowtonin so so kbs.
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  Speaker 4: On the Internet. Basically there's a TikTok and it's like
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  Speaker 4: this girl and she's like, I will listen to I
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  Speaker 4: listened to Son of a Void for the jokes, and
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  Speaker 4: then the camera pans over and it's just a picture
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  Speaker 4: of Roan's big juicy juicy thang.
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  Speaker 1: Hanging out of those travelers. It's got like a hundred likes.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, that is that is that is superstar viral.
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  Speaker 1: I beg to different because the boss Man's dick was
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  Speaker 1: out and about this weekend. And uh, I get that
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  Speaker 1: did serious numbers. If a hundred likes his viral, then
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  Speaker 1: then what was.
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  Speaker 4: His way more heat than him?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: That that was his pants, if I wore those pants.
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  Speaker 1: Was about the pants. Here's was a dick. I could
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  Speaker 1: get fired for saying that.
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  Speaker 4: He's got that shrimp. Anywhere else, I'd say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: but here maybe emergency press conference. I had to fire
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: those sass today. I hire him. And then he thinks
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  Speaker 4: he can just come and say I have a shrimp dick. Idiot, idiot,
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  Speaker 4: All your impressions are the same. That was somebody vastly
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  Speaker 4: different than who you were going.
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  Speaker 1: That was somebody the idiot thing I found like he
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  Speaker 1: says that that sounded like like William Randolph Hurst or
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Was that sounded like John Rocker.
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  Speaker 1: That was decently accurate. That sounded like Henry Ford. You declared, idiot,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: that was a declaration. That was assembly line.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah say that. Though he calls everyone an idiot, ross,
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  Speaker 4: got it. That was a little bit better.
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  Speaker 3: Doing that at the wedding was like, then if someone
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  Speaker 3: like proposing.
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  Speaker 4: That's a woman wearing a white.
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  Speaker 3: He wore white, Dick, I need somebody to kill himself,
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  Speaker 3: the fullest thing you could ever do.
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  Speaker 4: That's the that's the ultimate villain. Oh, it's definitely happened. Wait,
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  Speaker 4: didn't show up to his ex's wedding or some ship
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Neymar the soccer player he like said, he said like
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  Speaker 1: that he was always going to be there on his
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  Speaker 1: girl's special day. And he just showed up like out
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  Speaker 1: of a stretch limousine at his like ex girlfriend's wedding
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  Speaker 1: and just watched her get married to some other dude.
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  Speaker 4: She must have been furious, She must have been wet
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  Speaker 4: as hell.
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  Speaker 1: That this fucking multi billion dollar soccer star who's fucking
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  Speaker 1: shredded is just standing there in the background while she's
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  Speaker 1: marrying an average joe.
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  Speaker 4: That's a fucked up move. Yeah, that is a fund
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  Speaker 4: up move. Somebody somebody's actually prefer an average joe, Believe
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  Speaker 4: it or not. Too many these days, seriously, famous guy
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  Speaker 4: any respect for the EVA just walked back in. The
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  Speaker 4: whole crew, holy ship, Fastoli just walked back in. They
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  Speaker 4: don't even they didn't even stop at home. No straight
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  Speaker 4: here was on the grind.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fastoolely Jake, Jake gave up the kidney to the pops.
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  Speaker 4: Would you ever go to your kidney sas you're too selfish.
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  Speaker 1: We've had two people at work give up kidneys. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's like a ripple through the office. Everybody's doing it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a viral. Yeah, it's a great way. They must.
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  Speaker 4: It's a really good way to get the interaction up
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  Speaker 4: if like you're lacking on your tweet game. Yeah, or
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  Speaker 4: just to get a job for life. Yeah, just give
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  Speaker 4: a kidney to Dave Portnoy. He didn't even need one.
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  Speaker 4: He needs one now.
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  Speaker 1: Days walking around with eight kidneys all team Portanoy.
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  Speaker 4: Had to give up the guy when he's got him
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  Speaker 4: on a key chan yp gave up two.
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  Speaker 1: Kidneys out of a job. He got fucked bad up
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  Speaker 1: to you now he just has no kidneys. But he's
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking he's trying to drink though he's fucking dialysis.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: He's just he's on diallosic, fucking doing Mike stud shotgun
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: thing and fucking sucking down beers.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: What is that called? What's Mike Studs? Mike's Mike periods.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Uh wait, what's his other name?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: He has another just Mike, just Mike, but no, but
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: he has another name that's like his name's not even
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Mike or something like that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: I was in Nashville. I'm pretty sure he's fucked every
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: woman with the name of Mike Studd's my cousin in Florence.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Did he yeah, where to go? Yeah?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: He just I think every state school girl from Ohio
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: in twenty twelve to twenty fourteen.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Mike stud Mike Studd or his partner, he would go
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: on soart. He has a right hand man, right hand
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: man tour. This guy doesn't do anything, but he fucks
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: just as.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Much, really, because there's so much runoff and he just
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: is I mean, sex drive is uh, it's not culturally,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: it's completely personal. So if he has more sex drive
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: than Mike stud and oh nobody nobody can Nobody does that,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Mike Studd.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: No, you don't think sex drive is cultural. Oh no,
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: I think nurture nature sex drive. I think it's a.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Europeans have a higher sex drive than us.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: No way invented over there, No way, dude. They might
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: be freakier, but that doesn't mean they have a higher drive.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: They they're probably lazier. I think I think you have
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: to have a higher sex drive to be freakier. No,
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: not at all.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Some people get freaky and then just fucking a lazy lover.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Who's who's just freaky, who wants to just fist and
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: fall asleep.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: They get that freaky because they're bored with sex. They're
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: just like, we got to figure out how to make
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: sex more fun. Here we just.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Hammer hammer or just fucking black and deck, or we're
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: just fucking we got the power tools going.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I got to check in on the Caller Daddy discussion
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Facebook group that I'm in.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: That Alex Cooper was in Chicago, Uh the week that
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I was there. Shut up? Yeah, and she like didn't
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: we already talked about this, She didn't even hit me
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: out to link. But things have been so awkward between
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: her and dude. We we've been talking about that a
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: bit ever since that sixty mil check. Yeah, she it's
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: been weird with you, Like she doesn't even know us. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: just because like I still do a little bit better
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: than her. But she like, I'm trying to make it like, oh,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: why don't you get dinner this time, like make her
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: feel better, But then I don't know, She'll just be
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: like nick like. But she you know, I'm going to
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: like catch up to you. Yea, I'm just like go
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: back to bed. I just roll over.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: But Mooche has a conservatorship on her. He's got her,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: he's got her own budget.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Every week.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: He says, you only can get five thousand dollars a week.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: And she's hurting because of the bottle service. She wants
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: to go out for bottle service.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. I saw a video on my on
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: my like someone that I'm friends with from Chicago on
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: snapshot and and Alex Cooper's like up on stage at
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: a bar just like Daddy Gang and everyone's going crazy,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: just a random bar. She was on stage. I'm surprised
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: she even goes to bars that hat where she where
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: people can touch her stool, things where people couldn't stage,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: people can't reach out to you were on stage, Owen
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: was shimmying on some apparently I almost taking some heat
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: yesterday because of me. It was my fault.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: He's frisbee coasters out to the people, fucking one hundred
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: at a time.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't the whole stage thing I got based off
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: of tweets. I didn't get it from Owen. Owen was
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: on the stage, of course, she didn't get it from him.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Owen has uh that so much information has
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: come from Owen that he's getting this, he's getting a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: rat label kind of. It's like, Oh, we go on
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the stage around you, Owen, and you start telling everybody.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: You're spilling our deepest, darkest secrets. That was supposed to
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: be between us and the eight hundred people that were
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: at the bar.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Whenever I get on stage, I wanted to be a secret.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: You told people I was on stage. What the fuck, dude?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I did that for me? Or mad? Because we said
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: that they were all riding on the high horse. Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: what did you say? You said? They think I said
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: they needed to be knocked They need to be knocked
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: down a peg. They think they're celebrities. I didn't say that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I was. That might have been a conversation between me
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: and you. You just you just docks. I said I
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: wanted to write a blog about it. You just like
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: docks a conversation. You talk, bro, I know I didn't
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: mean to say docs. Fuck. That's that's the thing with
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: this pod, bro. Ship just slips ship. I know that
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: just happened. We just let it fly.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they love it. I'm a loose cannon.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: We're big time libertarians. Keep the government out of our
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: et cetera. Your ship, yeah, our ship. Seriously. Yeah, we're Uh,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: that's the kind of the thing with us. We don't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: really play by the rules. They run your cock.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Topics, No, we we I have germinated on from that
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: episodically relevant topics that we can blend together.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Alex Cooper, your dick. Did she ever, Oh she sucked
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: you speculate about it? Yeah, she said it was Oh yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: because didn't she like judge everyone's penis? Yeah. I think
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: she did that before our time she did it was
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: before it was before me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: She objectified us in it, She objectified the in the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: in the office, which I felt was damaging to my reputation.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Did she say small for you? Pencil size? Was her
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: pencil with or No? I think I watched it. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: think she was like, Ron's got a fucking hog Ron's
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: got a twelve inchu re Soft soft twelve inchure.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: She said it was like the eraser of a pencil,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: not even the entire pencil, just the eraser to put
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a nub down eraser.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: An eraser.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, a lot of mistakes flawed.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Who did she say had the smallest hank. I think
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: damn hank was a cocktail sausage. I think that's that's
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: much larger than an eraser. Yeah, significantly. That dwarfs your
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: cast a massive shadow. If you had a pencil sized
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: if you're the racer sized penis, and he had a
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: sausage te pians, I think you could actually fuck his dick.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You could his dick, hole his nickel, or just hide
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: inside of it like a joey like a baby. Can
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: you can make a nesting dollar barstool dicks in the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: wintery months, I could just hide inside of him. He'd
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: be like Leo and the Revenue just cut his dick
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: open and fucking.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Trying to think of hibernating. And this is the guy
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: that went into the camel. It's been happening. It was
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: going around Skye Skywalker. Oh did they take the Revenant
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: from Star Wars shut up stolen one for one noven
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: just a remake, true story.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, Star Wars is based on the Luke Skywalker autobiography.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen Star Wars?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: No, but I've seen Star Trek okay kidding rest in
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: piece you're mentioned, Yeah, of course I've.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Seen in Star Wars. Bro, please please star Wars no too?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Was he watching eight Mile? On repeating.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I am like I am a fucking bum. I do
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: live in a trailer with my mom. I used to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: try and co opt Eminem's story in eight Mile. When
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I would tell people, I assumed other people hadn't seen
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: eight Mile yet.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Did you try to like find your own cheddar Bob?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: People still go crazy for that scene. Oh it's good
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: people who still watch it. I watch it for hats.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: They love that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: To pronounce ruka, you nerd is it? I had no
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: idea until right now. You nerd pronounce ruka and it's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: just R and C. It's the Recession collection and a
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: down arrow and.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: A how do you know that?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: What hot topic was on the roof wiki? Fact Bro,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: find me in Zoomies just browsing.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Put a fucking punch card at Zoomie Zoomi's has the
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: most aggressive employees of all time.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: They tell you all the time, I've ever gone to Zoomies.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I remember just sitting there playing eight three on their xbox.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: What what they had an Xbox in the store? Aggressive?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: How like aggressive in how they dress, aggressive in sales,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: the sales they'll they'll pounce on you, they'll surround you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: And isn't it a small store? And it really tiny?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: There's like ten employees per Zumis. That's one of those
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: stories where they like, compliment you nice socks, everything you're wearing,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: and I'm fun that I'm gonna leave here. I guess
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I don't need my wardrobe, you fucking idiot. That's a
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: dope ass. Fucking nice hat and nice sure due like
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: the socks, things coming together.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went into a store like that with shoes
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that had been like ripped up by a dog, Like
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: there was like holes in the shoes, and I like
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: was trying to compliment me so bad, and.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: He like that rugged look here going veryventive. Love that
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: skim board you.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Need a new one. You always do carry around a
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: skin board. I love that skate deck. You're that will
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: suck for cash? Sign that you have bro I love
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the look you have going on.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yeah, a lot. I personally, so I think
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: that going into stores like Zoomies and like skate shops
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: and ship is like maybe the most hostile environment on
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: the planet. You almost have to prove that you can
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: skateboard if you're trying to impress these high schoolers so bad.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: You go in there and it's just like everyone doesn't
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: want you in there.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: And the person behind the counter is sick of the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: fact that they're not even looking up from the register,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: their heads just down.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: You walk in and it's just all eyes on you.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Nine bearings.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Quit holding your deck like right off the bat, I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: can holding your deck for the trucks that I used
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to ski, And it was the same way with that,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Like you'd go in and it'd be like a big oh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: They all know each they ever everyone there knows each
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: other first middle name, last name. They're on all the basises,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: first base being first name and uh. And you'd walk
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: in and all of a sudden, everyone turns their head
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: like you just like fucking I don't even know the
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: records get they know and they hate you. It just
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: feels like they all hate skiing.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: For the first time and like trying to get it
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: down and in a crowded group of regular snowboarders.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or whenever I take my rollerblades to the halfpipe
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and everybody's trying to fucking lust tricks, I'm just trying
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: to drop it, but I'm scared, so it takes fifteen
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: minutes to fucking drop and I get the willies.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Whenever I went into a scape shop, I'd always like
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: bring in my broken deck and just so like even
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: if I wasn't buying a deck, I would just be like, yeah,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I just just approved, disapprove.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Then.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just clearly sawed strips. It was a perfectly
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: clean pipe.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It smelled like you're just like equal side, just fifty
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to fifty split.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't, I don't know what happened. It's like
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get the laser flip and just like
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: just I guess it's time for a new one. Oh,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: you need a deck, No, I just need that I
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: need that Alien Workshop team. All skateboarders are so judgmental. Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: I need that Van's bucket hat. They'll make fun of
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: you for if you don't wear the right brand of
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: skate shit, Like even if it's just like, yeah, I
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: like the I like the pop of this deck. There's
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: like toy machine. Fuck you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I went to I was like doing a video about skateboarders.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't even like pretend I wasn't going to pretend
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to be a skateboarder. And they were all like just
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: literally talking behind their hands, looking at me, like pointing
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and looking at me head to toe, just roasting every
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: bit of my outfit.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: There's nothing that you can do that's cool.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Enough unless you're a better skateboarder than them to walk
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: up and skateboard, and.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: I mean it is undeniably like a really cool thing. No,
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: these dudes are tremendous failures. Like my skateboarder friends are
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: dead now, not even no week can sense they die often.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: We had a friend not from skateboarding accident. I have
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: a friend named Jay who was alive and we were
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: like he's We threw him out of our crew because
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: we found out his dad was a doctor. Like they
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: were like, oh, you're rich. And he was like working
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: at China Walk and he was like We're like why
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: are you working here? Like go home, like why do
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: you have a job? Back to your a happy wholesome family.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Like they're still skating and they're wearing like just disgustingly
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: dirty clothes. Yeah, they don't like you have they all
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: the same? One girl that they do.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: He sits there either hands in her pockets and her
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: loose jeens, yes, wearing an Invader zim T shirt.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: What's their name for them? They definitely have like do
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: have girls that like are around that they fuck. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: love that there's name for just girls that sleep with
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: somebody who has an interest. It's like, oh, you're a
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: puck slut, you're a snow What were the wrestling ones?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: One singular chasers? And I know, I know, I know
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: the exact number at any given moment, because there's an
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: official a singlet chaser. What what type of girl is that?
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Besides ugly? What are they? The battle rap girls were barbarians?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I know, I don't think that they're that. Just that's
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: one where it didn't exist.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: They're the sisters of all state wrestlers from Iowa, Minnesota
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: and rural western Ohio.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: And that's it. And so they all fuck wrestlers.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Some of them are hot because they have you know,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: good genetics all right, athletics.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: What does that mean, that's typically they have the.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Same genetics as they're wrestling brothers.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I've just been racking my brain. What girls that
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: fuck with graphic designers are called logo logos logo?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Oh that must exist though, Like any if there's like
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: a convention, like that's a place for them to suck
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: and fuck, it's a place for them to swap their
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: bodily fluids.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Any type of convention is just for that, you like,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: fucking that dude with an interest hobby. That's actually when
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: we were in Kansas City and there was that like
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: work hotel thing going on, yes, and it was like
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: the most horniest people I've ever seen in mind time.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And everybody was dressed like they were on a Jerry
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Springer set, Like they all had the least descript clothing,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: no name brands anything, Like they just walked out of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: a Talbot sort like a TJ Max or something, and
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: they were so horny for each other. They were just
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like sucking down loggers, eating cased dias and fucking each other.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Were just fucking. I was in the I was in
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: the hotel with uh, it was me this old dude,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: this lady and like go up to like a third
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: floor and they're like talking and he's like he's like
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: saying some weird ass comments. I don't know, dude, was
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: a creep. And then like someone gets in and he
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: gets out and she's like, Jerry, sure is a lot. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: he's a handful.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And he was like he was like telling them like
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: where his room is at, and shit, he was massaging
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: his boner in his pocket. He had his hand stuff
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: in his pocket. He was just rubbing the tip of
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: his dick. Like no one saw almost have to everyone
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: saw brother guy bothering.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: You don't want you, dude, or just like pretending you
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: know her, Hey is this guy he was on the
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: thirteenth floor at that hotel? Oh yeah, did it was it?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Did it say thirteen or do they call it four?
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: It was thirteen? What hotel? Did? They put? You in
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: a lot of mother fucking hotels, they'll just call it fourteen. No,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: that's like you had to count up from the bottom.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Any hotel you go into, you have to count up
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: because sometimes they'll say like the ninth floor is the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: thirteenth floor and vice versa. You just have to count
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: no matter what, you always have to count because they're
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: dishonest about that shit.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that was a thing that they didn't
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: have thirteenth floors of all the places.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro, I'm supposed to go to Wyoming. There's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: there's no building in Wyoming that's thirteen stories.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: The tallest building in Wyoming is the library. It's a
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: silent I was gonna say, I'm supposed to fly on
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth. Wait wait, first off, why are you
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: going to Wyoming? First off, why don't you know the
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: tallest building in Wyoming, the tallest building in every step,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: the Mont is an apartment for real. No one ever
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: says I'm supposed to go to Why I'm going to
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I have to go to No, I'm actually super pumped.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: My friend Bo lives in Jackson. Okay, it's a tourist area,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: going to Jackson Holeaction Hole, Jackson Hole. Yeah, you're going
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: to Jackson Hole, not going to Casper. No. He works
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: on a ranch in Wyoming. You're not going to the ranch.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Bail Hey. Oh, he definitely regrets. He probably thought that
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: was like a good decision for the last two summer. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: he hates it. And he said they're having a massive
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: love They're having a massive party. Drench Party says like
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: four hundred people are going to be there and we're
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: going and I'm really excited. So thanks for shooting it down. Guys.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: It's gonna suck. You're going to a rant. But what
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say was it's gonna be a great time.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll bring a camera guy to film the whole
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: thing for me. You need a camera guy, not you bro,
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: someone else. All Right. Have you seen the work that
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I've done with Frank a Tank Thank, Yeah I have.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not bringing a camera guy, but I'm flying on
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Friday the third teenth. That thing's going down, yeah for sure.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: And it's you're not gonna die. That's just gonna take
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: a while, and then don't have to get back on
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: another plane.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna there's gonna be rubble and they're gonna look
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: for days and you're gonna survive for a couple of days,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: but they're not gonna find you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: You'll be there for like four days.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: In there, you'll find like a fucking desani that you'll
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: you'll suckle off.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Of praying to Travis Barker. I was thinking about this
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: the other night. I tweeted it yesterday. But I was
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: thinking about this the other night, like, don't you wish
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: sort of that, Like, like, I, Nick, Nick, I know
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: you don't like flying either at all. I don't you
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: kind of wish that at the end of the flight,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: They like there was some sort of way that you
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: could find out, like how close you were to crashing. No,
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I wish you'd know. I want to survive a plane
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: crash one for the inflatable slide too, so I have
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: an excuse to never go on a plane again. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: so you could just turn into John Madden and ride
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: an They were like, we almost went down. No I did.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Why would that make you feel better? I think it
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: just make me feel less crazy about it. No, because
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: every time I get off the plane, if you're the
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: next time, you're like, oh, we almost died. Last time
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I get off a planet, I'm like, oh my god, dude,
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Like this was literally the worst turbulence I've ever had. Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: are you dicks?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Like actually scared when you're playing times more scared just walking?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: No way, that's way more dangerous.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I would argue that.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Hey, I would argue that it is one hundred thousand
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: times more dangerous.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not arguing that A classic argument is like, oh,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: you know what, the most dangerous part about flying is
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: the drive to the airport. And it's like yeah, but
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: also the drive to the airport, you're not ten you're
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: not thirty thousand feet up in the air. You're not
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: the end. Like the twenty seconds or however long it'll
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: take to pummel to the earth, Well, it'll stink, Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: it'll stake. No, it wouldn't even be like twenty seconds,
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: it'll be like five minutes. What I'm thinking, nose dive.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: My mask is going nose dive. My shit's gonna whistle
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: on the way. Now, it's like a bomb. It's we're going.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We're just we're going straight perpendicular with with the crust
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: of the earth.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: My ship would not whistle mine.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: It plays out the probably land in the tip of
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a volcano, the way it plays out.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: In my head in all of my dreams and all
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: of my scenario fantasies. Are we take off, we're like
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: doing the whole turn thing, which is the worst part
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: where you're not quite even at ten thousand banking turning,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden something just fails and
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: we're just and we just start, we just start going back.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: That suck. Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I always think another plane is going to hit us too,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: just a head on collision.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Dude, I've been in I've been in the air and
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: looked out the window. I think I have a picture
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: of it on my phone because I remember it was
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: when I was going home from college. It was a
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: COVID and I and I took a picture because there's
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: a plane just next to our plane. Yeah, it sucks.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that going the exact same Is
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: there traffic right now?
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, is that a thing? Kailka to us?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Back off? You wave to them? Did they see you?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Were you actually going the same speed of them? Or
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: they just whizz by? That is actually scary. I don't
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: trust air traffic controllers. My one Fred is addicted to
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: cratom and he does that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, the worst planes at a store though, you
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: can legal, but I don't trust it. Addicted. It's the
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: highest paying job that doesn't require a college degree. Okay, okay,
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: that's the worst plane crash ever was because of it
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: was on the ground. What what was it? Well, that
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: was the worst plane crash. Plane crash, brother, I think
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: like five hundred people died. What do you mean it was?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: It was like there was like there was a big
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: delay because of the fall. You talking about the movie
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: die Hard, No, this actually happened. And uh and one
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: of the planes there was like a miscommunication with the
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: guy and the control thing and they the one plane
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: was trying to get off and the other plane was
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: taking off and they hit each other and both planes exploded.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Do you think I was fired? He probably killed himself. Realistic.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: He was probably like Dana talking to Dave. I'm sorry,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I'm an idiot, but yeah, not a scumbag I've been.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Have you never play you the Golden retriever? Have you?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Have you never fucked up? Have you never fucked up
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: at work? I bet you fucked up at work every day?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Me and Ohen we're talking about yesterday because all these
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: people from SNL got nominated for Emmys, and Bo and
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yang got nominated for Emmys, and he has what I
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: think is baby maybe the worst SNL sketch of all time,
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: the Iceberg. Yeah, that's bad. And I was saying like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: if they were going to pick a tragedy, I think
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: it would have been ten times funnier if they picked
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: that they were the Twin Towers, like he was the
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Twin Towers. Wait wait the iceberg one. Didn't you get
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: necked for that? Yeah? They neck to neck to them
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: off that. It's the worst sketch ever. Yeah, it sucks.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: And he's like he's like he's like, first of all,
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: like you guys ran into me and he was doing
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: the perspective and the crowding was it?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Did he make it into a millennium or into a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: gen z? Did he give it like some modern lingo
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. Oh yeah, he loves to sprinkle
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: into modern lingo. That's actually his jokes is that, like
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: someone talks.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think it would have been fire though, if
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: he was either one of the Twin Towers or he
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: was a tower next to the Twin Towers Tower seven,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Like he was jealous that he didn't get no that,
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: or he's just like smoking a cigarette and just like
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: I've seen shit, like.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I feel like that that's hot.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: The Iceberg from the Titanic is so like so played.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Out seriously, like it gives a fuck, gives a fuck
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: about the ices people are dead now, fuck those people.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: It was the Titanic. It's over.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Like one hundred years ago, right, oh, yeah, twelve. I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: think it was like twelve. Nick backed me up here,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: nineteen twelve. Yeah, yeah, I think so.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Like a boat in the ninth early nineteen hundred sinking,
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: that should happen par for the course. I didn't say that,
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I said I said every time you get on a
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: boat like there should be a fifty percent chance at sinks,
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: the boats should say should sing or it makes no sense. Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: it doesn't make any sense anyway.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: The fucking the fact that the Nina, the Pinta, and
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the Santa Maria made it like we know their names
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: just because they didn't sink, like it was noteworthy that
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: they did. Every other boat sorry that didn't sing. All
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the other boat sunk. Do you know any other boat
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: names outside of them?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Mayflower?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good one, didn't sink, didn't sink. Somebody
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: followed us as cold.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Somebody followed me on Twitter the other day, and so
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: it was take a chance Columbus did geez genocide. Columbus
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: did Chance was the nickname of one of the Native Americans.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: It was his scalp. Take a Chance Columbus did holding
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: up a fat scalp.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I remember when we like first learned that a.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Juicy ass like a fucking t bone scalp, like the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: blood is just dripping from it, fucking a thick, fucking
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Porterhouse scalp.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: What are you about to say? Oh? I was just saying.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: I remember when we first learned that Columbus was bad
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: and were reading some Howards in I remember my teacher
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: was like on the verge of tears talking about it,
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: and I was like, what the hell is happening? Columbus
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: is a good guy. He just we have a day
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: off for him, all right.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It's an Italian American thing, even though I heard that
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: the Portuguese claim him and tote of the Spaniards.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Everyone wants he's not ours, which that's all I'm going
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: to say, not ours? What are you a Swede? A
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: poll I'm a red blooded USA. I'm an American. God
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: blessed the USA.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: People who have an emotionally driven opinion about a historical figure.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: That's a weird move. Canceling historical figures is really funny.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Like when they were ripping down the Robert E. Lee statues. Yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: I bet you he was pissed. Yeah, Lee, he was
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: definitely imagine getting mad about that though. Imagine genuinely being
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: like this is fucked up. Which way favorite statue they
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: could take down the stack getting mat Either way, nothing
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: would change in my life. Having a favorite president is
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: a weird move.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Just being like I loved what this guy did a
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: long ass time ago. Yeah yeah, like he had my
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: vote or and it's only guys who got killed, So
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Kennedy Lincoln, Like that's the only way to become a favorite.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I h There was like this YouTube video that
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: had like five million views in a week. I watched
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: it like two nights ago, and it was a guy
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: he was like who I would have voted for in
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: every presidential election and he like just picked the winners.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: He was just like I would have voted for Washington.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: And I was like, hell yeah, like retroactive voting thumb
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: as I would I would have voted after it, I
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: would have voted for Lincoln is like the new Like
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I have a black friend. Oh, I have a friend
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: that we should make my best friends has a black
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Lives Matter shirt. We should make shirts that say I
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: would have voted for Lincoln. That'd be fire. I was alive,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I would have voted for Link. It's Tommy off to
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: big ass bag, roast his ass. He's going to do
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: you think? Yeah, come on bro to.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Wait did he have an expensive shirt on last weekend?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Was that pink shirt that he had on? Was that expensive?
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: It was from Urban Outfitters? Okay, so no, yeah, DK
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Metcalf was wearing it too, That's what I That's what
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: made me think it was expensive. Yeah, how much would it?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: How much would you guys? How much would you? Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: yeah you got this?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: How much would you How much you think a good
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: door cost? How much would you guys have to get
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: paid to have your idea?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I could door, I could be signal, I could be
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: within five hundred.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I was going to say
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: five hundred. Uh probably for a good door, give or
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: take the front door. See a good.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Door costing five thousand dollars, I could see it costing
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: five hundred.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I think it might be like a good front door,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: like a magnificent one.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I BET's closer to fifty thousand dollars. So I know
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: when I'm using a bad door, but I never know
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: when I'm using a good door. And I think that's
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: what makes a good door. You don't know when it's
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: good well heft, I think if it's if you have
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: to if it feels heavy, is knob included? Do you
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: include knob? Kyle is right. They range from five hundred
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: to five thousand dollars. No shit, But there's gotta be
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: some doors that are like really expensive. Let's started to
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: go for just a good ass door. People need to
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: start like buying doors more. Yeah, definitely, Like that door
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: is probably pricey.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: It's a big door, but it's busted. Thought. I want
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: an ornate ass birch thing.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I'm tired of feeling apathetic about.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, and can you start the expensive How much an
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: expensive door is?
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Like a good ass door? I don't even know a
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: brand of door? Yeah, no, I want to get a
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: T shirt with on it. You could probably make one.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: You should find a door company and be like, folks,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a free consultancy on better
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: branding and just completely revamp their shit and just take
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: them to a top level door brand.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at a sixty four thousand dollars bronze covered
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: sunburst door from.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Nineteen okay, sixty five thousand. I mean, that's what the
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: fuck I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about because
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: that's something.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: You could be a collector of, where.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Collecting doors just shows you have a big house too, Exactly,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you have thresholds.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: You have a lot of thresholds that you could stop.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Is the function just hanging around just if it's just
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: if it's functional, that it's not a collectible.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: If it's functionalllible? Where are you putting the door frames us?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, but you were saying you would hang yours like
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: a museum. You just have a hall of doors.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: And would you like a door museum?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Would you like set them up like posters at a
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Walmart where you could like flip through all the doors
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you have, or would.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: They be hung on the wall like paintings. I imagine
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: them hung from the ceiling. That's the last place you'd
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: expect a door, like when you go to Dangling. KB
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: grew up so poor he just calls big houses door museums.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Okabe, that's just a house with a lot of rooms.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: But like watch is like a really expensive watch. Those
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: are super expensive four hundred thousand dollars two million dollar watches.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: If we're finding out the most expensive doors only sixty
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars, that's something that you could get in
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: on get the best ones of them, and then have
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: the market follow you if you're the first door collector
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: being a window pane collector or something like that, collecting
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: parts of houses that aren't necessarily going to build their
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: own house.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I think we have something there, absolutely a niche market.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Just do you have any door memories like something like
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: that really stuck with you that happened with the door
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: at a door.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: I never was in AH.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I was in Minnesota and there were like there were
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: uh cyclones, tornadoes. It was the first time seeing a
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: cyclone and they said, you would have we would have
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to get in a door frame if they wound up
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: blasting the apartment building that we were in.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: But that's my.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Only real experience with the tornado, having to get in
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the backub. It was emotional because like I thought I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: was gonna get whipped up in the tornado and.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I could have died. Dude, can tell you, yeah, it
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: could have been that could have been curtains for uh.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: In college, somebody stole my front door at a party
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: and I just came down the next morning. I was like,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: it's fucking freezing. Door was gone. They unhinged it. They lift.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: They lifted it right off.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: That's something you have to do when you're like moving
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a couch, when you're like getting it kept putting a
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: couch in somewhere. The fact that that's like it's only
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: like two inches that you can get a wiggle room
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: by taking the door off. But it's like every couch
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: is that much different from the doorframe.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Morgantown is just like a furniture one up in context.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: What can you do with furniture that hasn't been done
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: that you?
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I had some boys at Temple who they dropped out early,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: but they got they got union jobs in Philly, and
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: one of the things they learned was how to like
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: turn on or turn off people's water for their houses.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: And so they would go to house parties and just
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: flood people's basement.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Just run out.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Those are just those are criminals. Some one gave them
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: any guff. They just flood their a powerful as enemy.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, you ever had like your basement flood bad? No?
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. When I was younger, our
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: basement flood, Like we went downstairs and there was like
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: a foot of water in our basement. It was SUPERDLL.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I was, I've been disgusted by people who like talk
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: about their basement flooding.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: How do you live like that?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Because, especially if there's carpenter you do if you have
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a finished basement.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: And it's flooding, I don't think you water in the basement.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: And we're like, don't I hop when people back up
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: scared public like post on social media about their flooded
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: that's gross. I don't understand.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I don't understand flash living in squalor, you're literally you're
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: making a moldas flood.
• 47:27
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• 48:17
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  Speaker 4: I could do four, but I just not not just
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• 55:42
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• 55:48
  Speaker 4: it would be more like falling through the ceiling. Yeah,
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: falling through the ceiling is funny as fun falling into
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: the hardest I ever laughed. Going back to Titanic is
• 55:59
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• 56:11
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• 56:15
  Speaker 4: going to do a fifteen minute sketch on it. Yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: and it's going to crush. I'm just doing my job.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: It could work for any anything, anything, literally, like he
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: could play the corner of a table and someone stubs
• 56:30
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• 56:32
  Speaker 4: That's way funny. Definitely, Yeah, that's good. That's a good
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: couple's costume, a corner in a toe. Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I just think it's a bullshit and someone steps on him.
• 56:41
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• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It's just bullshit that he's playing the Titanic as an
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• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Literally. One of the comments is like, Bowen just Bowen
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: just got himself a five year contract twenty thousand likes.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't understand what has to be.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Going on in your life to watch that and be like,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: probably just like a I hate that. I hate when
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: people are content so easily because I think I'm jealous.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I hate that people have a different sense of humor
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: as me. Yeah, I hate when people don't think it exactly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Like it is. I mean, I don't know. I guess
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I just don't know anyone who thought it was funny, Like,
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know who I would have to show it.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: To to be Like, you got to watch this. You
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: got to meet more people than you need to. You
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: need to broaden your horizons. You need to fucking take
• 57:33
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• 57:36
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• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Bro. You just live in this little bubble where they
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: supposally think it's funny. Though. Do you mean they think
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: just six years straight of.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Just NonStop just political consumption. Yeah, so they just they
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: just have to like it. It's refreshing, I know what
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: you mean. But it's also that nothing you can like. Uh,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say you can't make fun of anything anymore,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: but that would just sound like the wack is corneous.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: But you really can't.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You can't make fun of anything anymore, dude. You can't
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: make any fucking jokes any fucking more.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Just fucking bullshit, bro, And that's why we're doing this
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Pard because we don't by the rules exactly, fucking spit
• 58:19
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• 58:20
  Speaker 4: I'll make fun of you for sleeping with somebody of
• 58:23
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• 58:26
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• 58:31
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• 58:34
  Speaker 4: clowning on your boys. Yeah, just clowning on your gay homide. Yeah. Like,
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: just let me say it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: There's a difference between fucking being homophobic and passing legislation
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: against gay people being able to do anything that they
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: want to do.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, Like it's out of my control. Let me hate,
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: let me hate you. There's nothing I can do.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Change the tide, change the tide of America.
• 59:01
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• 59:09
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• 59:17
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• 59:21
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• 59:25
  Speaker 4: I didn't I didn't mean that. I just wanted them
• 59:31
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• 59:38
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• 59:42
  Speaker 1: It's like talk how you you guys normally would with
• 59:44
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• 59:50
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  Speaker 4: me in the background go okay, now laugh, that's funny,
• 1:00:00
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• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:08
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• 1:00:10
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:15
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• 1:00:15
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• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:19
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• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:25
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• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: uh and ten of them or eight of them said
• 1:00:31
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• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:38
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• 1:00:40
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• 1:00:42
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• 1:00:43
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• 1:00:47
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• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: like nah. We asked like five times and they just
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: did not want to do it. They thought it was
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: it was I understand why you don't.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: It is gay, Like the better you are at manual labored,
• 1:01:04
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• 1:01:07
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• 1:01:10
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• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:14
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• 1:01:17
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• 1:01:20
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• 1:01:24
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• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:30
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• 1:01:33
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• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Anybody that's blue collar eats the best lunches though, those
• 1:01:39
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• 1:01:40
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• 1:01:44
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• 1:01:45
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• 1:01:48
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• 1:01:51
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• 1:01:54
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:03
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• 1:02:07
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• 1:02:11
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• 1:02:14
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• 1:02:14
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• 1:02:17
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• 1:02:21
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• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:33
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• 1:02:35
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• 1:02:37
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• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:43
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• 1:02:45
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  Speaker 4: let them die? Do you know the issues that would
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: cause ecuologically if I let this queen out. I had
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: to lie to get a queen ants in my farm,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: because they just don't give away queen ants. You just
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: can't buy them. You have to I had to like
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  Speaker 4: show my setup, which was I exaggerated, was like I
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: have another one on the way. I feed them this diet,
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  Speaker 4: and they're like, all right, you can, you could, you
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  Speaker 4: can have a queen.
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  Speaker 1: Well it was your setup, like cause mine was just
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  Speaker 1: like the wall. It was just like one flat transparent wall.
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  Speaker 1: I had a wall and then I went three D
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  Speaker 1: with it. I cubed shut up, yeah oh man, But
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: then I left it open. I did everything, but the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: queen escaped.
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  Speaker 4: They all went out to get food, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: oh fuck, these are like really really really invasive industrious.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but they all come back and fuck the
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: queen though, right, they all come to fuck the queen. Yes,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: but sore, it's not like they're gonna leave permanently. I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: just closed the ant farm and threw it away. I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: white collar ant crimes. What do you mean? They all
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: went out to get food, so like I wouldn't eat.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: I left it open, and so like if you leave
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: the thing open, they'll just they'll go. They're like instinctively there.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: They have to go hunt. They're not just gonna blide uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't mean to. I fed them and then I
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: just left it open. I forgot. They're also so small,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: like the tiniest creviceout out to hit the town. Ant
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: farms are awesome. They're industrious, little fun one. It was
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: like three years ago.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: They found it Coca Cola. It was two years ago,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and they fucking feasted. They came back with sugar high.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, this was I was twenty six and that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: was right before I started working at bars. So I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: got threw away my ant farm when I moved to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: New York. Yeah, right next to my ant farm out
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: into the hallway. Yeah, the ants went out into the world.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: This was like a little like a little boil. Oh No,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: it's just like an apartment complex. And whenever you buy
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: ants like online from ant distributors. They come in like
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: a test tube, and then the instructor you have to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: put them in the freezer for like exactly three minutes,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: so they slow down but don't die, and they just
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: him into the your farm.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Because if you but if you put them in for
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: four minutes, they'll all die. They'll be dead as fuck.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I gave him a piece of bomb pop on fourth
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: of July, and I killed like three hundred of them.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Bomb pop, Yeah, I think it froze them. What's that like?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: The red white pops up? Oh? Bomb pop? I thought
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: you were like b A L N. I had a lot.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I had two farms. You did have two farms? Yeah?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Who else had two? There was a couple now had
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: two in one with three. No, no, I had the most, liar.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing the ant fucking going out and finding
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: like a splotch of spilled Miller light and like going
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: going back to the farm drunk as ship and like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: abusing the queen. I think it would sit on your
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: ass all day, bitch. It would probably enjoy myself. I
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: have to come home and fuck you. There's three other
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: there's three thousand other men fucking you. It's like the scene,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: fat bitch lay on the fucking sand all day? Wait,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: what was her again?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: The robot movie? Hould up a robot movie? The guy
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: order the movie that walking in Phoenix is dating the AI.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: He he comes back and abuses the AI. No, but
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: he talks to her and why are you talking to me?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: Like this manner? You talking to you right now? And
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: she's like three hundred and ninety eight.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Thousand, yeah, oh god, and he's he gets jealous of
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: the AI, yeah, because.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: He thinks it's like a personalized thing for him. Slot sas.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Remember the skit we were gonna do that was a
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: play on her. Yeah, we should have done it. It would
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: have been hilarious. I was actually gonna tell I was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: gonna text you last night and say we should do
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: the uh the aids one where you like where you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: were sitting at the bar and like a girl's coming
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: to meet, like, yo, don't tell her, I've aides. Hey, guys,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: like I really like this girl promised me you don't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: tell you won't tell her, I've aides, Like I think
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: tonight's the night promised me you won't ruin it by
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: telling her? Iades, And then we're gonna do a skit
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: called slur. It was like her, but it just SAIDs
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: just called called minorities by names when you walked them
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: the AI. You should try that one. Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: we're going to bleep it out every time. Yeah, it's
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: the ultimate loophole. I haven't seen her, but still what
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: it says. But like the consumer would they would know, well,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: the ethnicity I but it would be like their own
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: internalized racism.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, Yeah, well I would have to assume,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: because then you put out another sketch where it's unbleeped
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and it's saying something nice.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: They're saying very nice things, and.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: It's like you're actually racist for assuming that something bleeped
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: is racist?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Is the slur? Let's get the funk out of here. Yeah,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: let's wrap it up, all right, guys, thanks for listening.
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• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I've just been like touching my dick a lot. That's okay,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: people that I've been visibly autistic.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I haven't been making it. My eyes have
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: been looking down the whole time as well. It helps
• 1:09:34
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• 1:09:37
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• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: penis area. I'm still thinking about doors. Heay, bro, same, like,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: what the fuck?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like sass. You got real quiet when.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: We started talking about door, a little bit of you've
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: never thought about doors?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Why what the fuck? I was? I was thinking about
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: ending it there, to be honest.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Why what's wrong with I'm thinking about doors? You don't
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: appreciate doors and you have no door memories. It's like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you just walk through doors and you just take them
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: for granted every door you've ever walked.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: We don't need to retouch on the doortop I think
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: we do.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to the door talking. Don't cut doors.
• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:17
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• 1:10:19
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• 1:10:23
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