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Porn Sharks · Movie Meltdown

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Emma Caulfield and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Movie Meltdown, my name is Misty.
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  Speaker 3: This episode is rated m for misty yes that's right
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  Speaker 3: this is a misty episode so it will be laced
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  Speaker 3: with profanity even more than usual if you're not comfortable
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: with this level of profanity perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 3: for you but we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 3: from that do not feature misty and will probably be
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  Speaker 3: far less offensive okay maybe that having been said on
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: with the show It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 4: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million.
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  Speaker 2: Kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm Jay. And we're coming to you live via
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  Speaker 1: digital recording from the internets. We've decided to come do
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: another hanging around watching a movie episode, Misty.
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  Speaker 2: In the bastion of awesome.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: The bastion of awesome.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: Dirty ass kitchen right now because I did not clean it.
• 2:12
  Speaker 4: Bastion of messiness.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. We have the devil here. The mystic seer devil.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Creepy looking at us.
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  Speaker 2: He's dirty too.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: The devil is dirty. That's how the world works. So,
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: it's been a while. Have you seen anything lately? Uh, no.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you watched the.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: I was joking.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't watched much. I mean, how far of a
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: span are we talking? Because I went and saw Deadpool
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: in the theaters the weekend that came out, but that's
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: been well over a month.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, technically you've been here, but we just
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: were rocking out with Wham last time, so we didn't
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: really discuss your Deadpool feelings.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: I liked that a great deal. I was kind of
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: leery going in, because I'm like, what if they put
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: all the good stuff in the trailer? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was pretty leery of the trailer myself.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Have you seen it yet?
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  Speaker 1: I still haven't seen it yet. The trailer, again, I
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: watched the new, like, Red Band version trailer, and it
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: does look like at least there's more interesting stuff going on.
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  Speaker 1: That first trailer, I was like, this could go either way.
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  Speaker 2: The first trailer or the leaked footage?
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  Speaker 1: No, the first trailer.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't remember which one it was.
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  Speaker 1: Again, it started working in the jokey jokes, and I
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: was just like, these jokes could go really wrong, so.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: I hear they go okay.
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  Speaker 2: I was surprised that the entire thing from beginning to
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: end was entirely enjoyable. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. What
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: about you, boyfriend? Did you like this movie?
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  Speaker 4: I liked it a lot.
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: Are you tired, too?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody but Ryan Reynolds could have pulled
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: this off.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he keeps telling us, too.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna play a superhero. I've played it once.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't turn out right. I played it again. It
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: didn't turn out right either. I'm going to keep hammering
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  Speaker 1: at this until somebody makes me a useful superhero.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was meant for this role. If ever
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  Speaker 2: there was a role in all of the lands that
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  Speaker 2: was meant for Ryan Reynolds, this was it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it is hard for him to play a
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  Speaker 1: serious superhero. Obviously, Green Lantern.
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  Speaker 2: Which they also reference in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Again, I think in that trailer they make
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  Speaker 1: that joke, which I'm like, uh-oh, it's getting a little meta.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: This could go wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That's the whole thing about Deadpool is he is meta.
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  Speaker 2: He breaks the fourth wall. He is, yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's the whole thing. And if you didn't have that,
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be Deadpool. So to expect to not have
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: Deadpool-iness in a Deadpool movie because, oh, it's not going
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: to be done right. Well, you're just... Shut up. Because
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: it's just the way it is. Yeah, there's going to
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  Speaker 2: be ridiculousness. Yes, there's going to be fourth wall breaking. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there's going to be callbacks to everything everything you know
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  Speaker 2: but that's what makes it fun and that's what makes
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  Speaker 2: it what it's supposed to be if they're doing it
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  Speaker 2: right they did it right for me i'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: if they'll be able to continue it or if it's
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  Speaker 2: just gonna be one of those all right did it
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  Speaker 2: once it was amazing if you do it again it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna fuck it up you know.
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  Speaker 1: But i mean that's it's a much larger mythology that
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  Speaker 1: they're working him into obviously since they crammed x-men's in
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  Speaker 1: there so i'm like Only.
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  Speaker 2: The low-budget name ones. They couldn't get the big-budget names.
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  Speaker 1: Again, because it's totally different universes, but technically the same universe,
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: but who owns who, so yeah, that's why. But, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: kind of that same thing.
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  Speaker 2: But Deadpool is still owned by the same ones that
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  Speaker 2: own the X-Men, like all of them, so I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Why they couldn't... Because they don't want to mess up
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: their other arc going on over here that has the
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  Speaker 1: other ones in use.
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  Speaker 4: Plus that's all they could afford.
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  Speaker 2: But if it's owned by the same studio, how could
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  Speaker 2: they not afford it?
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  Speaker 4: But no, no, I think he actually, if I remember
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  Speaker 4: correctly in the movie, he even makes a reference that
• 5:42
  Speaker 4: they're only able to afford Colossus and.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: Teenage Warhead.
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  Speaker 1: The other movie's coming out soon.
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  Speaker 4: Which I feel like a horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 4: When the hell did Negasonic Teenage Warhead come about? Because
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: I quit reading comic books.
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  Speaker 4: Not that I quit reading them because I was just like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I'm above comic books.
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  Speaker 1: I got busy. That was my reason.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I started working and I didn't have time to
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  Speaker 4: read any comic books. I was all of a sudden
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  Speaker 4: thrust into this stupid adult world that I'm still in.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: I went for like a year and a half and
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  Speaker 1: kept buying the titles I always bought. I used to
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  Speaker 1: go there every Tuesday or whatever and get the new
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  Speaker 1: ones and like.
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  Speaker 4: You would show up at Great Escape, and there went
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: your paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I need this one, this one, this one.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd get them, and then I didn't get around
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  Speaker 1: to them. But I'm like, oh, well, the new ones
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: are out this week. This one, this one, this one.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, I've still got stacks of them
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  Speaker 1: that I don't think I ever got to. Because I'm
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't even have time to read a
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  Speaker 1: comic book anymore. What the hell's going on with my life?
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I wasn't really that big into comics until... I'm familiar
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: with Deadpool. I was kind of leery because of the
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: previous treatment in The Wolverine.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was really... No, it was just Wolverine's colon
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: origins or vice versa.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: I can't remember which one's which.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: See, I got excited when I heard that he was
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  Speaker 4: going to be in that. And then when they did it,
• 7:05
  Speaker 4: they just fucked it all up. And I was like,
• 7:09
  Speaker 4: are you fucking kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: It's like they weren't even trying on that. They were like,
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: what's the most wrong way we could do this?
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, somebody else got it in their head.
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: And they're like, oh, you know, we're going to update him.
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  Speaker 4: And we're going to do all this cool stuff. And
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: instead of having swords... He's going to have blades that
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: come out of his hands.
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  Speaker 2: And instead of being the merc with the mouth, we're
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: going to stitch his fucking lips closed.
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: He's going to have laser vision.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like he does. Silly ass shit.
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I was never, I mean, aside from the
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: video game, the video game was probably my first positive
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: introduction to Deadpool. I'll play the hell out of that
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: because you can button mash that game.
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  Speaker 1: Which game?
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  Speaker 2: Deadpool.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, for what?
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  Speaker 3: Xbox 360.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, but... Because I'm a button masher straight through
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  Speaker 2: and through. I am not one who sets in plans, moves,
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  Speaker 2: and maneuvers. I am, okay... I don't even like the
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: gun ones because you've got to, like, point. Give me
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  Speaker 2: something with swords that I can just fucking cut shit
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  Speaker 2: up with.
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  Speaker 1: Just get into action.
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  Speaker 2: I do, and it's just... I'm just like, am I
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  Speaker 2: hitting anything? Am I hitting anything? Eyes closed, you know?
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: But that was my... This thing... that made me fall
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  Speaker 2: in love with the character. And now after seeing the
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  Speaker 2: movie and liking it, I've actually gone back and bought
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: some of the, uh, comics from before. So.
• 8:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm, I'm kind of confused because like, when did we
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: say the, when did he first make his appearance in Marvel?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody knows.
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  Speaker 2: Like in the comic book world?
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  Speaker 3: Only the geeks knows. Uh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In the comic book world. Cause I remember reading about
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: him in the, uh, um, and I'm, I'm, sorry because
• 8:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not a real nerd. I'm kind of like a
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: partial nerd.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a nerd, but just in different things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of the loop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm out of, out of the loop nerd.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, but the, uh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Was it the Marvel universe or the, uh, I remember
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: there were, there was compendium, but there were like, uh,
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: I want to say four or five comic book sized, uh,
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: comics that came out and they weren't really comics but
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  Speaker 4: they had references to all they basically had like A
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: through D and E through whatever and it covered each
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: character and it had like three pages on each character
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: but I remember going through it and seeing Deadpool in
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: there and reading about Deadpool and that's what I was
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: like at the time I mean I was pretty excited
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: about oh he's a mercenary and I liked all things
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: mercenary I was probably one of the only kids in
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: high school that had a subscription to Soldier of Fortune magazine.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Was your plans for the future?
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: Well, it was my plans for the future. Yeah, it was, actually. Which,
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: things never did work out.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Good for you, because if you'd been a mercenary, you
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have a Misty and the Bastion of Awesome.
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: I'd probably be dead, too.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: He might have met you, he just would have shot you.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, I contracted to take out this Misty person.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't doubt it. It's half the world right there.
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  Speaker 4: I was just trying to figure out at what point.
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  Speaker 4: Because I think at the point when I was reading
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: online when they were saying he made his... kind of
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: debut I'm like sitting there going I seem to remember
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: reading about him before that but things that happen in
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: my mind don't happen in the correct order that they
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: happen although they would have had to happen in some
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: sort of order because my buddy had like he had
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: he was one of the few kids in our neighborhood
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  Speaker 4: that actually got the comic book subscriptions so when they
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: came out I went to his house and And we
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: would sit around all day in his room reading comic books.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: There were a couple I got that way.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: And then if there were ones that I liked, then
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: I would go down to the drugstore and I would
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: buy them. Because the drugstore at the time was the
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: only place that I could buy comic books. Because we
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: lived like a good hour outside of town. So there
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: was no, hey, we'll just pop into town and get
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: a comic book.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: It might have been somewhere around 1991.
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  Speaker 3: 1991.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing.
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: They're saying 91, but I remember reading... Maybe the character
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: was just made up.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: It just says the character first appeared in The New Mutants,
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  Speaker 1: number 98, cover date February 1991.
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: See, I remember seeing him in the Marvel Universe.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Compendium.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: Compendium.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Or whatever those are.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Like, I want to say late 80s, because that would
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: have been still... It was pre-high school.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Not pre-high school. It would have been right at high school.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: Mid-high school. So it would have been around 86.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe your timeline has gotten cloudy.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. It would have had to have
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: been right because that was when I was still hanging
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: out with my friend. Once I got out of high school,
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: we went separate ways. So I graduated in 91.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Carrying your New Mutants comic book. Shoved in your back
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  Speaker 1: pocket as the gown went on.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Trying to figure out how things.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: Your brain works in mysterious ways.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: What if you at some point traveled to the future
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: and instead of getting a... What was the thing from
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Back to the Future?
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: I know I used to borrow them from.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: The sports almanac?
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: Instead of getting the sports almanac, I would take... Ooh
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: la la. Ooh la la.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: You went to the future and got the Marble Compendium
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: and took it back to 86 and then totally confused
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: for the rest of your life.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: You did it just to mess with yourself. When was it?
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  Speaker 2: 91.
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  Speaker 1: February 91.
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: I know I read about him before 91.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Let's get Marvel on the line. Hold on.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: You call Stanley straight up right now.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: We can track him down.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: I watched other things.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Do you want to discuss the movie we watched together
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: or the show I watched by myself?
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: We can discuss the movie that I have no idea
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: what you're talking about that we watched together.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: That sounds about right.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: He Never Died. Huh?
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Henry Rollins? I love that movie.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: He is chock full of just not caring.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I've heard pretty decent things so far.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: I really like that movie. I really do. I was like, actually,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't go into it with any kind of expectation,
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  Speaker 4: but I like Henry Rollins, and I like everything that
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: Henry Rollins does, even though I may not agree with
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: some of the stuff that Henry Rollins says, but hey.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: I don't really care because.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: He's entertaining. He's entertaining. I was going to say, even stuff,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: regardless of what you think, watching him talk is so entertaining.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Whatever he says, it's kind of fun.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen the spoken.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Word at least once, if not twice. A couple of times,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: I have, yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: And plus the Rollins band, but yeah. Again, one of those,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: you watch the trailer and you're like... is everything good
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: in this trailer? Is this all that there is? And
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: you watch it and you're like, no, it's just from
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: beginning to end. At the end, I was very confused
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: because I think Jay looked it up and it was
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: supposed to be like continued in another form, like maybe
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: like a miniseries or like a TV show. So it
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: gets to the end and it sets it up like
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: there's going to be more, but I don't think they
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: ever did anything else with it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Like it seems at this point it would be like
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: a netflix series you know it seems like there's so
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: many options out there they could get picked up on
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: hulu or amazon or anything at this point and like
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  Speaker 1: just do especially with his name attached do you think
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: people would be like all right we'll throw enough money
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: at it to finish out you.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Know maybe he got bored that's.
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  Speaker 1: True he does like to do 40 million things like
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: he's constantly he can't stay in one city for long
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: enough to do anything he's Off buying records or whatever.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Crazy stuff he does.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Should we discuss the basic premise for the movie? Or
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: should we not discuss the basic premise?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Lightly graze it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, apparently it's Henry Rollins and apparently he's been alive
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: for quite some time.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: This might be true anyway.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Seems like he's got a lot of stories.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: And he has a lot of stories in the movie
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: because in the movie he is older. He's in the Bible.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: As we, you know, run into many characters.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then out of the woodwork comes his daughter that
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: he apparently had. I'm not sure, did he know that
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: he had a daughter or she just showed up and
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, I'm your kid. He's like, oh.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: That happens.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: And then it's just him getting in just like a
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: little bunch of, you know, shenanigans with some like, was
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: it mob kind of guys?
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Mobsters.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Then there's some, his daughter's kidnapped and there's just, there's
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: a lot of blood.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: That sounds like something Henry would get involved.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: A lot of people dying. A lot of him just
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: saying smart-ass things.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: That also sounds like him. I know.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: It's thoroughly enjoyable. If you even remotely like Henry Rollins,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I would watch this movie. Because, like I said, it's
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: chock-full of Henry Rollins not giving a shit.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: He does that relatively well.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Because all it is is just deadpan.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Well, again, he's Henry.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: He beats the crap out of a bunch of people.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: A lot of people. That's pretty good.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: That's entertaining.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Good times were had by all, except for the dead people.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Then I watched something else. Do you want to do
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: one or do you want me to keep going? Because
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I can keep going.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You can go ahead.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: This is a TV show.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Real TV or streaming series?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I watched it on the Netflix.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: It's not a Netflix original, but I watched it on
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: the Netflix. I'm trying to get caught up on American
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Horror Story.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I am not. I am still behind all the seasons.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I had very mixed feelings about the first season, the
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: murder house season.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: The first season?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Murder house.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: It was okay.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: It was gratuitous for the sake of being gratuitous, but
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: It was. It was kind of gratuitous.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: For the sake of being gratuitous.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just getting old, but it was just, I'm like,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: come on now, put it away. Quit doing the old
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: lady maid. It's just not cool. But, uh. The second
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: season was Asylum.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I love that season because it was so good. I
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: missed that one. I don't want to make you watch
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: it one of these days.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It was so good.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: It was so much better than the first season, but
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: it had like, again, I had most because the whole
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: theme is that they always, they carry on a lot
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: of the cast. It's like a lot of the cast
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: are the same.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Start over the next season and tell a different story.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, completely different story.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: It kind of gets confusing sometimes because you're used to
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: them in that one season and you're like, But no,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: you're so-and-so. You're not the blah, blah, blah. And then
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh man.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Stupid Jessica Lange.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Jessica Lange's in all of them. Evan Peters has been
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: in all of them. Sarah Paulson has been in all
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: of them. A couple of them have gone from been
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: in season two and four and not all of them.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: But like I said, mixed feelings about season one. Season
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: two I loved. And then me and boyfriend watched season three,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: which is the Coven season. which I loved the most
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: so far, because it has Emma Roberts, and I love her,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: and she's so crazy, and her tiny little ankles are just,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: she's so cute.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: She's insane.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: She's batshit crazy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's what saved Scream 4 for me.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I need to watch that movie again.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: There was a Scream 4?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, there was a Scream 5, wasn't there? Oh, really?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Was there a Scream 5, or am I making that up?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: No, just the series.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I think the last one I saw was Scream 2, maybe.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: That one had Timothy Olyphant in it. Didn't it?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, it did. Yes, it did. Back when nobody knew
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: who he was. He was just that weird dude.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: But anyways, yes, I loved the Coven season. Like I said,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Emma Roberts.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: I sat through, I kind of came in through part
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: You came in pretty early, I think.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were watching a couple episodes and I was like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: what the hell is that noise?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You were in the same room. You were sitting right
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: there when I first started watching it. I'm like, I'm
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: going to watch this show.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And you were like, what are you going to watch?
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was making the noise off the other ones.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: The other one making the same damn noise.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Probably. They always make sounds.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I was sitting there. It sounded like an
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: electronic piano farting really long. It was like.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Is it weird?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was sitting in the other room going, what
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: the fuck is she watching?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: She's just in there playing her keyboard.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there farting. I get fart noises with
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: my hands, too.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: That I can see. Hours of entertainment for you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as I said, I was like, I'm going to
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: watch Coven. So I sat there and I watched eight
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: episodes in a row. It was like four o'clock in
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the morning and I'm like.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: See, I can't stream that much anymore. I'm just like
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: a couple in and I'm like... Except I can get
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to my series later. I think you went to.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Bed at three.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So three, I thought it was four.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: It was four, yeah, you're right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I couldn't stop. Which has got me worried
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: about season four because I watched one episode of season
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: four last night.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I watched the freak show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I watched like five minutes of it and then I
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: got up and watched it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, The first episode of Coven and Asylum, I'm like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch another one. I'm watching Freak
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Show and I'm like... This is over yet. I'm like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: that's what sucks. It's like, how can you make something
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: that's so awesome and interesting as a Freak Show so
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: fucking boring?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: That was my... I was like, as much as I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: like the whole Freak Show idea, like, you know, the whole... Again,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: not that it's... cool what goes on in a lot
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: of those, but just the mythology of them over the
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: years is awesome and kind of cool. But, yeah. Everybody
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I've talked to is just like, eh. Like, the best
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: review I've gotten is, eh, it's alright.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping it gets better. Are you telling me that
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: it does not get better? I don't know.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of... That's what I think is funny,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: is each one is defined by what it is that season.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: So I'm waiting for, like, American Horror Story 19, the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Plumber's Convention.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Each one is like such a, like you're going to
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: run out of normal creepy things and it's just going
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: to be like random crap.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Blue light special.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Well, season two crammed so much shit in there because
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: like asylum, it had, I mean, it had an asylum.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: There was a serial killer. There was like a demon possession.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: There was aliens. Oh my God. How much more can
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you cram into one? It was just so much.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: It's almost too much.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: But it was so, I couldn't stop watching. I'm just,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I was drawn in and it, I said that one
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: didn't have Emma Roberts in it, but it probably should have.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: It had Lily Rae. Most likely should.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Is Emma Roberts that fucking nuts in real life?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're pretty sure.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's nuts.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: She just seems like a monumental bitch.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Well, look at her dad. I mean, I started to say,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: look at the crazy family she comes from. I mean, serious.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: The Robertses are crazy.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know the Mrs.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Roberts.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: All I know is.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I just know aunt and dad.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But she's just so damn adorable. I just want to.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's so tiny. I just want to like.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I could fit one hand around her throat.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Is that a threat? Emma Roberts, watch your back.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I want to pick her up and.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Put her in my pocket.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: That's just how Misty does things. Watch your throat. She
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: just grabs people by the throat.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, it's so tiny. I'm going to put
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: her in my pocket.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to grab you by the throat and put
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you in my pocket.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I would not bodily harm Emma Roberts.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I just want to pet her hair.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: She does have nice hair. I just want to pet
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: the rabbits.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I just want to pet the rabbits.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Tiniest little ankles. I swear to God, it's not right.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: And she wanders around in these little stripper heels. And
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you not fall and break something?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: So adorable. I'm holding out in season freak show because
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I know Emma Roberts is supposed to be in there somewhere.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm holding out until she's in there. And if
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: it doesn't get better after she's in there or if
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: she dies soon, then I'll just like... I mean, I
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: have no real big desire to get to the Lady
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Gaga season.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Emmy Award winner, Lady Gaga.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: My co-worker says you see her butt a lot in
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: this movie.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Never mind, I'm not sold now.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Leo gave her a dirty look.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Who's Leo?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's because she all busted into him.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: She did. From what I understand, her boyfriend made Leo
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: apologize for that look. And I'm like, dude, Leo, no.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I saw her boyfriend, man. Fuck that guy.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Leo has an Oscar. He outranked you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: He didn't have it at the time.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Your Emmy's a joke compared to his Oscar winning.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Hollywood people need to grow a set.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Jeez.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I was really hoping he would have just looked at
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: the guy and said, fuck you.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, he should be able to. He is Leonardo DiCaprio.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, I work in every Scorsese movie. Fuck you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: But then before, I mean, like you said, it was
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: before the Oscars. So he was, you don't want any chance,
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: especially him. He was trying to, trying to save.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: He was like gunning for that thing. Like to the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: point where he was.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: So he would have pissed Lady Gaga off. Cause then
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Lady Gaga, even though she has probably. no influence over
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: the Oscars.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: She might, though.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: She didn't even win.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was afraid. He's trying to be nice to everybody.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: He really was, though. Like, they went... Like, that's the thing.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: They have all those, like, pre-luncheon things where you, like, you...
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Some people, basically whoever wants to come and say, I'm
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: part of the Oscars this year, can go and meet
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the voters. He went to all those. He was just like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: damn it, I'm getting my Oscar this time. He's been
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: trying so hard for so long. It wasn't just a
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: joke anymore. He was like, damn it. This last movie
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: might kill me, but I'm getting my Oscar. I didn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: see the movie.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Did he actually deserve it, or was it just kind
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: of one of those?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: No, he's really good at it. Like, he is really good.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And it does kind of show that he can act,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: because it's not 100% wordless, but 90% of it is
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: just him grunting and in pain and cold and suffering.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: He should have got the Oscar for What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even care. He kind of did, because we
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: all thought he was special.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I'm still pretty sure.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He might still be.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Well, they don't have award ceremonies for welders, so I
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: don't really give a fuck about them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: You got your award.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I got my mug. I got my nine-year mug.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Whoop-dee-shit.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: At least it's spelled correctly.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I might be able to hook you up with a
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: foiler if you want one. I'm still waiting for Daisy
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: to come pick hers up. Damn it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: What?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You've been on this show before. We have our own award.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: We do?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: You were at the award ceremony. I was.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: We've never seen the foiler, I don't think. Really? Because
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: we quit going soon enough.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: We crossed over. I thought maybe that last year.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: But I don't remember.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe the awards weren't prepared.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe not.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: That doesn't sound right.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I don't remember any of this. Was that one time
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: when I was in that- You might have.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Been in a meat stupor.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That happens a lot.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I was really sick, and I was in a Robitussin coma.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: You were tripping?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I was Robitripping, yeah. I think maybe me and Roger.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It was like the same episode where everybody started losing
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: their mind.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's what it was.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Probably so.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good to find an episode where Roger's not kind
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: of drunk.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Allegedly.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Some of those are still in the feed. You can
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: go listen to Roger's craziness.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Didn't he fall asleep during an episode? Oh, he did.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: More than one, I think.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Those were good times.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Some of that might have been natural causes.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Those were.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Those were good shows, so anybody out there listening who
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: has not listened, go back and listen to that shit,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: because it is way better than whatever Brian does now.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: That's not true. He's going to edit that out.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: He's going to edit that out.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Probably. I was sitting there for them. I know what
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: kind of nonsense was said.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Probably just me saying all the bad words straight in
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: a row.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Pretty much, yeah. Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I say all of them.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I have a question, because I thought this, well,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I thought it the first time I saw this trailer,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and then I saw it again the other day, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Misty, have you seen the Keanu trailer?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: The what?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe we need to get, well, you might need to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: have to watch.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: It right now.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It's Key and Peele, but they made a movie. It's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: called Keanu. You might need to watch the trailer right now.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you meant it was Keanu Reeves.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: See, it could backfire on him. Everybody could think it's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like the new Keanu movie.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: No, you saw him. Did you see him running the IDPA?
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: He's running the shooting course.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, he fucking tears it up. I did not know
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: he was that good of a damn shooter.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I thought somebody said he was kind of sloppy.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was Fred, but Fred's a Navy SEAL.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: But he's also nice and rides the subway.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Fred is a better shooter than he is. Fred's fucking awesome.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: And not the Fred that's on the show sometimes. This
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: is a different Fred. I don't know if that Fred
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: shoots people.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Not that I know of. He does a lot of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: crazy things, too.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, man.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: How are you? How are you doing?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Nothing makes sense anymore.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Are you okay? Maisie broke up with me.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Well, it's gonna be okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: You're right, Clarence.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I want you to meet Keanu.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, that's the cutest gag I've ever seen
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: in my life.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Why is your door open?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Keanu.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Keanu!
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, sup sup, bro? I'm here because my place got
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: broken into. Has anyone shady come by here?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, the 17th Street blips.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: The 17th Street blips. Okay, where are they? 17th Street.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Let's just go check it out.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: What's the worst that can happen?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: One beer, please.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'll take a white wine spitzer. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: What?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: You can't talk like that here. Then we really are
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: in trouble because you sound like John Ritter all the time. Well,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I beg to differ, nigga.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Went straight to the N-word.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You niggas in the right place.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Damn, we in the right place, nigga!
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Tedder's got Keanu.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: We in the market right now for, like, a gangster pet, so.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: The fuck?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I am not breaking the law.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: We just feed him some bullshit about New Jack City,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: and we get Keanu.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You ain't never seen nobody get killed before?
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I seen people get killed before.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, man!
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Keanu needs you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I need you. Where are you? Shit.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Where'd you think my idea of fun was?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Why are you talking to me like that?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I talk like that sometimes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Why you drive this weak-ass van?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: You want to never get pulled over again?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: You drive a Inca spirit. family vehicle. Ain't no thing.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: You okay, Keanu?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Keanu!
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Keanu!
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: You're a kitty kitty! Jesus Christ, I'm a pogo stick.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to see Keanu.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: An action movie about a kitty.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. I mean, I've seen other ones where they
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: make movies, but they put kittens in the role. But
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: this is a movie that just.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Has a kitten in it. It's just them trying to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: save their kitty. And they're like, damn it. They became
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: so popular, you're going to be like, write them off,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: be like, whatever, Key and Peele.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what Key and Peele.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Every time I see them, I'm like, damn, they are
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: just that funny.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Key and Peele is hilarious.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They're so funny.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the one... Oh, damn, here.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: This one cracked me the fuck up again they're just
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: yeah I wanted to I wanted to be like too
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: much you know overhyped you know they can't be that
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: damn it every time I see them like everything.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what it even is I've never
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: heard of.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: TMP they're like an internet comedy but we got it
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: from Aaron because we call Aaron A.A. Ron oh that one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: That's them yeah okay I take it all back see there.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: You go like they're everywhere what else Well, my intake
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: as of recently, again, it shows my opposite ends of
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the spectrum that all my stuff revolves around. Marvel, superheroes. Again,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Daredevil started.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: It's just so damn good. It's ridiculous how good that
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: series is.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: You hate it?
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: So I was looking for a break in the conversation
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: so I could open my soda.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I've not seen it. I've not seen any of the Daredevil.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I keep meaning to. I've heard amazing things about it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It's just so damn good. Wait a minute.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about Ben Affleck?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Daredevil. Not Daredevil.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: No, he's the Batmans now.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Not the movie. The show.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, the movie Daredevil.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Nobody acknowledges the movie anymore. Oh, yeah, I know. Like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the show's so good, it is totally eclipsed.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: The memory of the movie.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's good, because I always liked the comic book character.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I thought he was pretty cool.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I didn't know much about him years ago.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I knew of it by title, but I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: hadn't really paid attention. So I watched the Daredevil movie,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell is going on? So
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I still didn't have anything really invested in it. And finally,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: watching that first season, I was like, oh shit, this
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is a great character. This is probably a really good
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: comic series. He's an awesome character. Yeah, it's a really good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Series, but yeah, Affleck, dude, he like tainted that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even know that that was his doing 100%.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He didn't help it any, but it feels like it
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: just went wrong on every front. I don't know.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: So have you watched the complete second season yet? Oh, no.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just a couple episodes in.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: How much of it is the Punisher in?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, it starts that way. He's the first episode.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I thought they were going to lead in. Oh,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: there's a Punisher in it? Seven episodes in, they introduce him. No,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: he's like a huge part of this second season. Shane
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: from The Walking Dead.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought he was supposed to be in the movie, Punisher.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: No, he's in the show.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's in the show, Punisher.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I thought I heard that he got canceled.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm so out of touch with shit.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I thought they were going to make a Punisher movie
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: with him, but they canceled it. Are they going to
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: have a spinoff show?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: What is that on? It's Netflix. Oh, it's original. Oh, shit.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I got to start watching it. See, I'm pissed because
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: I started watching Into the Badlands.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: It looked kind of cool. Dude, it was fucking awesome.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: And I got like two episodes in, and then they
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: fucking yanked the series off of AMC.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you guys suck.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I finally find a show that I actually... Like enough
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: that I'll sit down and watch it. Anybody that knows
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: me knows that I've been watching Strike Back for the
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: past three years, and I'm still on season two because
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: I don't have any time to do anything.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: That's mine. I'm so picky.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: All my letters to AMC finally went through.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to have to sit down and try
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: to watch The Daredevil. We should sit down and watch that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worth it. Not right now, though. It's worth it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Why? Not right this second?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, no, not right this second.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I have to get through. I was going to say
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I have to get through American Horror Story.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: That I've watched one episode of.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Carnival.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: He keeps calling it Carnival. I'm like, bitch, I have
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: watched Carnival. Carnival was awesome.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Carnivow. I know.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Carnivow.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: There were so many awesome things about Carnival. I'm not
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: even going to lie. I swear to God, Clancy Brown.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Why are you not at any conventions?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: You can't go wrong with Clancy Brown.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: You just can't.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Carnival to SpongeBob. You can't go wrong with Clancy Brown.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I never got to see Carnival.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Carnival.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Because it pissed me off. I've explained to you the
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: reason it's.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Pissed me off.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you told me why it pissed you off.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: It's the cable channel's fault, really.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: If they would just do a movie to tie it up,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I would be appeased and I would be happy and
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I'll be well in the world. But let's not do
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: a three season arc and just make it two seasons
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and just forget about the other season.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Again, it almost came out too soon because people weren't
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: really into those series of shows. I feel like if
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it came out like in the last couple of years
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: when the Netflix series thing was like.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: The biggest thing in the world.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Netflix, pick this up. Really? You would think they would.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Clancy Brewer doesn't have anything better to do. Bring his
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: ass in. I'm serious. Why is he not at a convention?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: At least like Wizard World.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You would think. We'd be hanging out with Clancy Brown.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not really sure what my.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Did they ever make.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: A second part to Hemlock Grove?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Why have we not watched that?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: So much other shit to watch. Backlog.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: There's a lot. That's what I'm saying.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: I like that first one.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I'm super choosy with my seasons of stuff now.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: You like some famke, Jansen.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I like me some famke.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I like that one guy whose name I forgot, but
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: he's Eric from True Blood's brother. In real life.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that guy, Eric's True Bloods Brother.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: That's his name on his birth certificate.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Eric from True Bloods Brother.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Bill, I think his name's Bill. Bill.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Bill, Eric's True Bloods Brother.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he approves of our description of him. So, yeah, to...
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: To counterbalance my dorky, geeky nonsense, then I went and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: saw in the theater a showing of an Orson Welles film.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And this is the thing, though. I love Orson Welles.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: So I was just like, and I knew this title,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: so I was just like, it's supposedly one of his
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: big ones. And I'm like, all right, cool, let's go
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: see this, because they were doing a one-day showing of it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's awesome.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Suck. It sucks.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: It's Shakespeare-y. It is loads and loads of Shakespeare. Is
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: it words? Literally, it is five different Shakespeare plays sort
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: of woven into. He just bastardized it and did his
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: own damn thing with it. He just took the characters
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and made his own Shakespeare almost.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Are there any aliens in it?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: No aliens.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: It's kind of.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: No tentacles?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: A rocket ship.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: It chimes at midnight, and I.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of this.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing. I've heard the title. I've heard
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: it regarded as one of his best movies, so I'm
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: just like, that's cool. Let's see it. I don't think
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I even knew it was Shakespeare. I just knew it
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: by title. I just knew it had a great reputation.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: And then watching it, it's just overwhelming Shakespeare. I feel
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like Shakespeare in the past I've had a higher tolerance for, but...
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe I was just not in the mood for it
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that day. Where did you see it? The new theater
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: at the Speed. They have a theater? They've always had
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: a theater, but when they... It's totally different. They leveled
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the old one more or less, and it's a whole
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: new place. I've never been to the Speed.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: You get to the point in the movie where you're
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: starting to look at the wallpaper, and you're picking out
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: the baseboards, and you're going, no, that's some nice trim there.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: I could probably do a trim job like that in
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: my house, but....
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wore on me pretty quick. But, like, again, it's,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the Orson Welles part of it is amazing. So I'm
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: glad I saw it because, again, it is shot phenomenally. Like,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it's black and white. And even though it's, like, 65, like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: he shot it specifically in black and white. Cinematography's amazing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: He found these, like, super impressive locations. Like, there's, literally,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it takes place in a castle that he went and found. And, like,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: there's this giant, like, boarding house thing that they're in. Again,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: it's set up to look amazing. And then there's just
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of Shakespeare dialogue.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a nightmare I've had one time.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: The thing that I had to at least check and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: see because he plays Falstaff, which is a character in Shakespeare.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: And I was like, is the character in Shakespeare meant
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: to be a large fellow? because this is 65, Orson
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Welles was big by then. Not as huge as he
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: got towards the very end, but he was a big dude.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: And it's to the point, it's kind of distracting as
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the movie goes on. I'm like, damn, he got big.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And like, then he's like, at one point he's in
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a more or less suit of armor or at least
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like the chest plate portion.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Out in a battlefield. And this, I'm like, damn, that's
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of metal. Yeah. Just like, he's a big
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: dude running around.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: He just strapped a car to him.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: It was like a VW. And I'm just like, it's
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: really interesting.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: He's not going to go running into battle.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: He kind of was though. Like he was trying to
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: keep up with other, but it's, it is funny watching
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: him run around.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Or he's shambling into battle.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: He was doing what he could. He was hanging in there.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: He was cover. Everybody else just hides behind him.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It was interesting though because that's why I was like
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out if he was meant to be
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: that way in the original text because the characters in
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the movie bring it up constantly. Like, you don't go 15,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: 20 minutes without somebody making, like, a joke about how
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: big he is. Or somebody just referencing his size. And
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, is this just his own weird little, like.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Which commercial was it that he showed up to pawn
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: something and he was all drunkard and shit?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Take your pick, probably. I mean, wasn't that still one
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: of the wine? Was it wine?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Because, I mean, he was pitching wine anyway. But, yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I was like, is it just
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: his own self-deprecating writing? Like, he's just... It's part of
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: his own weird, artist-y, self-loathing thing that he wrote these
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: lines that everybody makes fun of him the whole time.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But, I mean, he is meant to be. Like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in the character description, he is.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Does it say gelatinous?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It actually lists him as fat, vain, boastful, and cowardly. So,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, he definitely plays it kind of like that. Like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: by the end, it is an interesting.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on, that's a description of me.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: No comment.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: That's on grounds to incriminate myself. But no, he plays
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: it really well. By the end, I'm like, his character
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: is good. I don't know. You could have done a
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: different way to present all this. It wraps up kind
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: of interesting as a story, but just so much Shakespeare dialogue.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: It gets overwhelming.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would not be a fan.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: That's my take on it. I'd probably fall asleep. Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I surprisingly didn't. And that's kind of usually what I
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: do at the movies. So, I have a new wallet.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Is it a bad motherfucker?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: No. Yes, it is.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Is it a trap?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: His name is Admiral Ackbar. Look at that.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: It feels like it's somebody's skin and not like from
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: an animal.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: It might be.
• 41:24
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• 41:25
  Speaker 2: There's no money in this wallet.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: That's why I handed it to you. Otherwise, not a
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: chance in hell.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, look, that is handcrafted. She doesn't emboss anything.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Is it Corinthian leather?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Rich Corinthian leather. Literally, though, it is hand carved. She
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't emboss anything. All of that is hand carved.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I do love the smell of leather.
• 41:49
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• 43:01
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• 43:03
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• 43:05
  Speaker 1: They do, actually. She did, I think, like a notebook
• 43:09
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• 43:11
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Makes sense.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Being all logical and shit.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: When you get 25 cents off. Yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. 25 cents.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Woo!
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I just thought I would share that with you because
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: it's the coolest thing ever. You'll be seeing me busted
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: out as I blow money at conventions.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, you don't have money either. It's just the
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: way the wallet normally is.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: You're watching him open his wallet and then look down
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: in misery as he doesn't have enough money to buy. Oh, crap.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Never mind. Help me out, Malakbar. You're my only hope.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: It'll just be filled with naked random pictures of people. Oh, wait, no,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: that's Todd.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, I'm not Todd. If you
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Look at my uncle.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: A weird character that hangs out at these conventions. Not
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: as much these days. If you would allow him, he
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: would be like, hey, look at this picture. And it
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: would just be horrible naked people that he carried in
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: his wallet.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: In very odd positions.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Because he's creepy.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: He's creepy.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Those aren't like pictures you cut out of a magazine.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Those are like pictures that some creepy guy took.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Todd.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I've told him he's creepy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, guy. You want to pose with your legs spread
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: on the hood of my 68 Plymouth?
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Good times.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's those pictures. We will watch the shark movie.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: There won't be anything to say about the shark movie.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: The shark movie will be horrible.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Avalanche Shark. Oh, Avalanche Shark? You know it's going to
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: be horrible.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Is that our pick for dumb movies of the night?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I guess. We've been going back and forth over what
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: ridiculous and or possibly good, like we confused ourselves by
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: watching a couple of good trailers. You know that or
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: the Lamprey movie.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I'm from Avalanche Shark. Yeah, the shark looks horrible.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Look entertainingly bad. The Lamprey? I don't know what to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: think of that one.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It's a shark movie. Wormy things coming at you.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: What the hell are lampreys? Are they like leeches? They're eels.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: They attach themselves to sharks. When you're done making 4,000
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: shark movies, you have to eventually attach a lamprey movie
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: to your shark movie.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Super Sharks versus Electric Lampreys.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Well, no, they live in a happy, symbiotic relationship, so
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: they're not going to fight.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: They're a symbiotic suit.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: But they were like, you know, hey, the shark's got
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: a movie. Can we have a movie, too? And they
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: were like, sure.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Quit leeching off of me.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Give me your own movie. Okay, let's do this.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to take our break and go
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: watch this horrible shark movie. I mean, possibly good shark movie,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and then we'll be back to discuss it. No, it's
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: going to suck.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Just get me out of this.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Joe Alves, and you're listening to Movie Mountain.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: The hell?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: It's spring break, Sheriff. Yeah, everything goes.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Every spring break, the kids are all over each other
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: like rabbits on Viagra. So you know there's a story
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: around here about a mystical creature summoned to protect the mountain.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: They say it swims through a little shark.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Nowhere to hide! They've tasted human flesh!
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Something strange is going on here, because we've got five
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: missing persons.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: What happened?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Sharks, man!
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Sharks!
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: They swim through the snow like other sharks move through water.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Snow sharks.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: There's two people who were killed up there.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Skookum is this beast that lurks in the mountains, preying
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: on hapless skiers and snowboarders. Snow's gonna run red with
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: your blood.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: What the hell did we get ourselves into?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: A mess.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: We're back are we now do we want to be
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: back and sorry we made the decision we made bad choices.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: We all learn about bad choices in life. This is
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: one of those times.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Very, very much. There was no nurse. Was there a nurse?
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Did I miss a nurse? Because apparently Gina Holden was
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: supposed to be a nurse in this, and I don't
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: remember seeing a Gina Holden.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: There's that dude wearing a jacket with a cross on it,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: but that did not look like a nurse. There were nurses. So, this.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: This week's Summit Theater feature is Avalanche Sharks.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Also known as?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Snow Sharks. Also known as Stupid.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I've seen some shitty movies in my days, and I've
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: usually enjoyed them to some extent, but my biggest enjoyment
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: of this movie was sitting and reading the titles of
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: films that the other actresses have been in.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Which we will get to.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: We will.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: The year is 2013. The director, if you want to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: call him that, Scott Wheeler. And the plot, according to IMDb.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: According to IMDb. Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: is hit by a shark avalanche. None of those things
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: actually happen.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I don't remember any of this happening.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: No, there's not.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: It sounds like maybe they had a script and they
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: were just like, you know what?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's shoot this.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Let's do this next.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Let's just wing it. Who needs a script?
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Storyline?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: What's a storyline?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: According to the trivia, this was said to be an
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: indirect sequel to Sandsharks, which was 10 billion times.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Better, by the way.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: That's sad.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: And Brooke Hogan was set to star, but had to
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: drop out due to scheduling conflicts, or she read the script.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Or there was no script.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't. Was she in Sandsharks? She was in
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: one of them. Was Sandsharks the one I liked?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Was she a doctor?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I think she was. She was something smart, which was
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: a total stretch for her.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Scott Wheeler has directed eight things, the most recent of
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: which is Attack of the Killer Donuts.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: What?
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Before Snow Sharks was Sinkhole. Sounds about right. We just
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: watched a fucking sinkhole. 2010 would be MILF. 2009, Transmorphers,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Fall of Man.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Transmorphers. It's not like transporters. Transformers.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming they did a couple of knockoffs of Transformers
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: called Transmorphers. And before that, Journey to the Center of
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: the Earth. Straight to video, like all of his titles are.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: He knows his area of expertise. Straight to video.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, one of these guys was also in MILF, so
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: maybe they all know each other.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: From their other career. Because I also decided as the
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: third alternate title should just be Porn Sharks. Because, again,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: as she said, early into this experience that we just had,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Misty had a second screen experience, I think is how
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you bill this now, where while we were watching the film,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: as it were, She also had the phone out and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: then started looking up the other things. Each time we
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: were like, who is this dumb blonde chick? Where have
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I seen her before? And then we hadn't seen her
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: before because the only thing any of them had done
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: was porn titles.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: At least two of the actresses. That was like the complete.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Full on porn actress.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Not even like slightly like, that could be a real movie. No,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: my roommate's a lesbian three. Celebrity sex tape. Roped and
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Groped 8.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of bondage in their titles, by the way.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Dressed Up and Trust Up, Nice and Nude. Sweet Stocking Beauties.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Bad Bosses and Bondage. Barefoot Wonders. Oh, where was the
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: one I liked the best? Hold on, let me find
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a couple.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Sexy Girls, Sexier Feet. Helpless Heroines Under Restraint. There's a
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: whole series of the Helpless Heroines ones.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, not that I've seen them, right?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Damsels dressed in costumes and ropes. Oh, where's the one
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: that I like?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: There was one that was catchier. It might be on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the other girls.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might have been the other chick. I mean, yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the other chick. The other porn girl.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I can't remember which one she was. No doubt. Oh,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: it was the Erica Jordan. I'm sure some listener out
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: there might be familiar with her work.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I downloaded all her five-minute movies.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt. The All-American Bikini Car Wash. That one
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: could be... She's also in Sharknado 3. Oh, hell no.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Where she plays NASA engineer Harleen Quinn. Harleen Quinn, uncredited.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Would you want your name officially added to anything?
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Bikini Avengers.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: The Bikini Event.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of a fun title. I at
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: least like that.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Scams, Plots, and Girls in Knots.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was one of the better ones title-wise.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Baird Bound and Struggling.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That's the way I like.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Them. Baird Breasted Nice Girls Bound for Trouble. Sexy Squirming Squealers.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: This just sounds like a description on a police report.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Stacked Racks from Mars. Bondage. Every which way but loose.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Is there an orangutan in that one? Right turn, Clyde.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: It's never enough trickling.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: There is a whole tickling theme on these, aren't there?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Unbound, gagged, and menaced. Intergalactic swingers. Costumed damsels in bondage trouble.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Strippers from another world. The squeals of ticklish nice girls. What?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Why is this a thing?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: People have a lot of free time.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Chicklish, gigglish girls. Aww. Grab and bind of Erica Jordan.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Robe work massage for a captive masseuse.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what those words mean.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Not one put together in this order. Carnal candidate, political kink.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: It's hard to say. It's not a catchy slogan at all.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Completely helpless honeys.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: This was the whole movie.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Helpless heroines under restraint. I think I mentioned that
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: for the other one. They might have worked together.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they worked together.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: That's how we're putting it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Costume girls betrayed and bound. Spicy rap girls.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: A lot of spicy rap girls.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Spicy rap girls.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's just them making a rap. Tickle
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: them until they squeal. They work the counter at a
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: sandwich shop. And they're just like, hey, would you like
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a spicy rap?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Vivacious victims of tickle torment.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: See, there's a lot of bondage and tickling. I like
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: where they're going with it.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Lesbianage 2, Black Stars Revenge. That's my favorite.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: That's my new favorite.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Lesbianage 2, Black Stars Revenge. She plays Ava. Rip my panties. What?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? What the fuck comes up with
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: that shit?
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not making it up.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: She's not making it up either. Ava, rip my panties.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, you clicked on it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. You want to find out more about Ava,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: rip my panties.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: The gorgeous Ava, rip my panties, has gained control of
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: the evil Blackstar spy organization. This looks like a sequel.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Well, damn it, I'm going to be lost now. I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: haven't seen the first one.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: After the untimely demise of former leader... Helga von Dykeskenberg. Ava,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: along with her team of beautiful operatives, attempt to sneak
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: into Glamacorp's impenetrable headquarters in order to exact their revenge. However,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: the lonely spies at Glamacorp aren't going to go down
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: so easily. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Agent Kelly,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: boobs are fine.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Subtle.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Reveals a twist that Blockstar ladies never saw coming.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Impenetrable.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Hold on. I want to know the names of all
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: the cast.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: How about saying that one out loud?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Is it Pushtrami?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: That's creepy is what that is. Oh, Pushtrami.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Ava ripped my panties.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Lux.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Cassidy? They don't have a name.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: None of the rest of them have names.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: They ran out of ideas.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: There's only five actresses.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: I could have came up with some names.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Do we actually have to talk about the movie?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: This is way more entertaining than that movie was.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they tied me up. Two. She loves
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: to bind breasts. None of these are as good as
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: the other one. Now I feel let down. I wish
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I would have read about the original movie. Chloroform danger.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Chloroformed pinup girls. Apparently this is a genre.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure it is.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Evil men chloroform pretty girls.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: These guys have very specific needs in their form. I
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: like a girl that doesn't fight back.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bikini Avengers. They have interesting names in that one. No, Laurie, Stephanie,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Jade Empress. Princess Brushka. Anyways.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: This dumb movie that we actually watched.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Which was not up. by the way there was no
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: boobies yeah we didn't even have that i mean there
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: was like there was.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Cleavage girls but they were all unattractive.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Too and half the cast was like they would what
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: where who was this cast because they would bring in
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: people and like five minutes later like I thought these
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: people were the stars. Who the hell are these people?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Where is P-Girl? I have no idea what's going on.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: We never saw P-Girl again.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what happened to her. She's one
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: of the porn girls we were talking about. I'm thinking
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: she got an offer after.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: The first day. She showed up for the first day
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: of shooting. They shot her peeing in the vehicle. Did
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: she actually pee in the vehicle? No. She just threatened to.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: It's funnier. And then the scene at the very beginning
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: in the house. And then she got a call on
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: her cell phone. And she was like, oh, got to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: go do some porn. And she disappeared immediately. Because the
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: other characters also disappeared for like 25 minutes. And then
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: eventually we're like, wait, that's like itinerary guy. He's still
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: a doofus. He's back. And then the old blonde lady
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: showed up.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was somebody's grandma.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: She's supposed to be like the same age as P-Girl.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: But like she's easily like 15 years older than her.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: At least.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: If that.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. I don't know. They just disappeared. They kept
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: bringing in new characters.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: And the only character's name who I remembered is one
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: of the guys who died. Because they kept asking, where's Ross?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Where's Ross? Where's Ross?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Ross is dead. Oh, my God.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Ross is dead. Who the fuck else was in this movie?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know, buddy, but Ross.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: And Ross is four years old because he writes his
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: name on his shit. In case I get eaten, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: better write my name on my goggles. Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: In big letters.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: In big, blocky letters. Like, I drew that picture of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: a shark.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Unless it's just, like, the brand of the goggles. And
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: they were just like, let's just stand the character. Well, yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that what it was? Except it
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: was kind of hand scribbled on there. So, yeah. I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: mentioned the hand drawing earlier. Is that not the best
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: thing about this movie?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: That was the entire best thing about this movie. It
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: was a child... Hell, it could have been a grown-ass person.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: It might have been that actual swoopy-haired girl.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: It might have actually been that. Because the one person
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: who's been in anything else that we've ever actually seen
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: was the chick who was in Transporter 2, whose name
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: I really don't know.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: She has weird blonde swoopy hair in this movie, and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: she's the main girl in Transformer 2.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Anyways, apparently.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Not Transmorphers.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Not Transmorphers. But apparently... This is not the first time
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: that the snow avalanche sharks have come about. Apparently they
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: were about when she was a child, and they ate
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: her parents. That might have been a spoiler alert.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I hate when that happens. Only for her life, though.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, so apparently as a child, she drew
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: this picture of her parents getting eaten by these snow sharks.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, that's the best part of the movie.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: That shark is pretty well-rendered. It looked more realistic than
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: the sharks that were CG'd into this movie.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, it's pretty cool. You look like you've
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: seen a ghost. You guys need to get out of here, okay?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Out of the top or the whole area?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Something's killed five people and we think it killed Hucker
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: and Shredder.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: No lie? Is this some kind of sick joke?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Because you guys are totally bringing me down.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: This isn't a joke, okay? We're getting out of here
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: and I suggest you guys do too. Okay, that doesn't
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: make any sense.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: People don't just randomly die.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Somebody probably just took somebody else's car by mistake, and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: so it seems like they're missing.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: But they're not.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Look, there's a creature. It's a killer. Well, you know.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Cheryl said Ross was missing.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's in the car.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: What car?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Hey, you can break up the hot dog party.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Get out now, now, now, now, now!
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Go, go, go!
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was awesome! What the hell? Nothing's going to happen.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: This movie.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Was just a train wreck. It was just a mess
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: from beginning to end. Every character in this movie was hateable.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: You did not like one person in this movie.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Not even the fake Marine.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I'm a Marine.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: He was not a Marine.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: I'm a Marine.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep telling everybody I'm a Marine so
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: that you realize.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: That I'm a Marine. Wasn't that growth on his forehead
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: that I'm pretty sure was an underdeveloped Siamese twin? It
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: was so weird. At least they put a hat on
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: him through most of the movie.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, that was the best move that they made.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't recognize him for a while.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? Who's that guy?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a growth on his head. So luckily
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: his toboggan pulled down far enough that it covered up
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: his other twin.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Didn't cover up the fact that he's an abusive asshole.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: He elbowed his girlfriend in the face.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Like for no reason. Like it didn't factor in somehow
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: in that scene.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Well, she tried to grab him to get him to stop.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: And he does. He goes, get the fuck off me.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Elbow like straight up.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Wasn't even like an accident. Like. I pull him back
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: from the other guy. He like straight up.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Back elbow.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: I was just, I was upset in the face. She
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: didn't bleed. She hit somebody in the nose that fucking hard.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Cause it looked like she just got nailed right in
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the nose.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: I've hit somebody like that before. They'll bust their nose.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: They couldn't afford the blood.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: They ran out of orange paint.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: They ran out of orange food coloring.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: That was the other thing. Cause I mean, if you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: go back like old, old, like, you know, sixties and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: seventies horror, It's usually that, like, theater blood, which had
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: to be, like, super red. So I'm like, I could
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: even understand if it was, like, a weird, like, look
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: like a can of paint kind of red.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: It's orange.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: It's just fucking orange in this movie.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: It looks like Kool-Aid.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: And when it's in the snow, it looks like an
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: orange snow cone. And I'm just like, is that really,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: is that orange flavor? Does somebody have to lick that
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: shit up later?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Taste it and find out.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Ugh, dude, this was horrible, even by my standards. And
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: I usually have. Pretty low standards for shark movies.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Obviously, you've seen a lot of them.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: I have, and I'm usually like, this was pretty awesome.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: I can get behind it. Like I said, Sand Sharks
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: was good. Two-Headed Shark Attack was pretty good. Shark Night,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: which is a completely different level. That's an actual movie.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: And what is in the sci-fi original? Shark Night was
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: really good.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Which is the one where they're in the grocery store?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: That's the Australian one.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: That was pretty fun.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: That one was pretty decent.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I liked that one.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I have it. Bait.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Bait.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Bait, yeah.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Because I keep thinking not the one that has the.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Not Jamie Foxx.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Not Jamie Foxx movie.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: The other bait.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: That one was really good.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: That one's fun.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: One. Ghost Shark, which I have not yet watched, but that...
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: How can you go wrong with Ghost Shark?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of what we're dealing with here.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: But this one floats through the air.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Dino Ice Demon Ghost Sharks. I'm like, what are they?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't make any sense. Like, they just sort
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: of appear. So they really are ghost sharks, essentially.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: They're demons. They were summoned up by the Indians.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Native Americans got pissed off because these stupid people showed up.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: And then they created them.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Well, because they had the Indians. It was a whole
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: backstory that this douchebag kept insisting on telling girls and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: nobody fucking cared.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Even that unattractive girl. Or that other unattractive girl.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: That one unattractive girl who was just too pissy for
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: her own damn good for no reason.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't even know. She started pissy.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: You don't even know how much of an asshole he
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: is yet. You need to call him your shit, bitch.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: After he tries to make out with you in the
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: ski lift for no, like, no, like.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: No, go ahead.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: No, go ahead. Whatsoever. Then you can give him that
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: dirty bitch face. But you just need to, hold on.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: He's trying to be.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: She was dirty bitch face the whole time.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: It's just bad acting, though. It's like, he hadn't earned
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: that look yet. Why are you automatically giving him that,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: except you didn't really, like.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: Your character, you're a bitch. And she's like, okay, I'm
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: just a bitch.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: That's your motivation.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: No, you've got to wait.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: We're going out of the director giving notes. No, more bitchy,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: more bitchy. Faster, more intense.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was just horrible. There was no, aside from
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: the child scrawl, you know, scribble of a shark, there
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: was no redeeming qualities of this movie.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: The crazy old guy. I find him at least entertaining
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: in a crazy way because he was just buckets of nuts.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I still like the dog. The dog at the beginning.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: The dog's like, what the fuck am I even doing
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: in this movie?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: The actors are doing their bad acting around him and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: the dog kind of looks at the camera like, what
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the fuck are we doing?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the dog looks like it's got more acting experience
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: than the actual actors.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: No amount of milk bones is worth this.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: There's more personality and more character and intelligence in that
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: dog when there wasn't the whole cast.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: The rest of the people.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just the random characters showing up. You're like, who
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this guy? I don't know who this
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: person is.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: It was one of those where everybody's like, hey, you
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: want to be in a movie?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to be in a movie.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Will you give me a part? You know, we don't
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: really have you in this movie. We already have a...
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: I'll give you a blowjob. Okay, you're in the movie.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I can write a scene.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: I can write a scene.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: We've got a hot tub. I can put you in
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: the hot tub. Don't worry.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: If you let me tickle you, I'll give you.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: An extra finish.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have to tie you up first, and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: then there's some tickling, and then we might film it
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: and make six other movies.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: There might be some chloroform involved.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: But here, sign here.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's about the way it was. Because there was.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: There was characters that came up, and we were like,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: who the fuck are these people? And where did they go?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are characters that just disappear. Like I said, P-Girl.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Again, she had to get another job because she never
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: came back. At least the other two finally reappear 20
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: minutes later.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Because it's very misleading because you think, oh, these are
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: the assholes we're going to be stuck with through this
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: entire movie.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can do one or the other. You
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: either start off with your main characters and you follow
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: them or you do the fake out and you start
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: out with these people and then they all get killed
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: or something and we switch to a new group of people.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: But we didn't do that. They safely got there. They
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: went on about their P-Girl way. And like we switch
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: gears and we start watching the sheriff or some other.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And then it is like 15 minutes later. We're like, wait,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: what the hell happened to those other people? Like they
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: never finished that story. And then they just. sort of
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: wander back into nine other storylines.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Going on do we need to explain what we call
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: our p girl or is that would that be a
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: spoiler alert.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I hope you well if you're smart you won't watch
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: this movie but She threatens to pee in the guy's car.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Because he won't stop and let her go pee.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: That's why we call the other one itinerary. Because he
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: has an itinerary of where they're supposed to be and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: what time they pick up the luggage and when there's
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: a scheduled pee stop.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: And she slept through the scheduled pee stop. And she's like,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: you will stop the car or I will pee in
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: your car. So she was henceforth known as P-Girl.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: And he said, that's okay as long as I can
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: tie you up first and we film it. Because Tied
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Up P-Girls is a different title we're making on our
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: other label.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Tickle Tickle P. Tied Up Tickle Tickle P.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just, yeah, what the hell.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: You're going to be looking at Redbox on the way home.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, I mean, again, if we're trying to apply
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: any sort of logic to this, which is a stupid idea.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Why would we apply any logic to this mess?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Why don't they just ghost their way to wherever the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: fuck they want? Because they're ghost shark demons. So, like...
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: When they're hiding in that orange slab that pops up
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere, why is it magically on snow level?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: There was an avalanche. There was an avalanche.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: But they didn't, once again, there's such bad editing in
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: this because then there's like the dog that just disappears
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: and like later we're like, oh, I guess he got eaten.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: There was blood.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: They couldn't animate that extra two seconds of a dog
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: getting eaten or that would just, you know, people don't
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: want to see a dog getting eaten.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: That would just be silly.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Let's just put a weird orange spot in the snow
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: and call it a, choice dog got eaten dog got
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: eaten moving on So like, yeah, they would just switch
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: gears all of a sudden because they didn't feel like
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: doing that part. So this one, yeah, we had a bad, again,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I said that didn't look like an avalanche. It looks
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: like the scene got ripped in half.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it did.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Digitally. And then like, I guess we were supposed to
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: think the snow covered that building, but you didn't even
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: recognize that it was that same building. Until you were
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: in it. There's just an orange slab that they're poking
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: their head out of. But I'm like, okay, so now
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: if that's underground where the sharks are quote unquote swimming,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: why can't they just swim the right in there? Because
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: they're ghost demon jerks.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: And if they can swim up to the bottom of
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: a jacuzzi, why can't they just swim up to the floor?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: As she said, she's like, they busted on up through
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: a jacuzzi. Why wouldn't they just come right inside of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: that building?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about firearm safety for a minute.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about bad firearm hanging.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Let's sweep everybody in the room.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Interior design.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Let's just point our guns at everybody in the room.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Interior design, damn it. There was not enough room to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: hang that rifle in between the windows. just go ahead
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: and hang it there anyway.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Well if you're if you're a police department you're gonna
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: keep that stuff locked up you're not.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Gonna hang it on the wall on the wall with
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: the bullets on it or in it because like the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: rifle had like the little thing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: With the shotgun yeah it had the side saddle on it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: But with the ammunition there like you would have it
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: like separate maybe or like.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: The thing i was laughing about was the cop he
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: pulls one of the shotguns off the wall And he
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: starts loading it while he's talking dramatically about, you know,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: we're going to go out there and we're going to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: find these people. All the while he's waving it right
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: at the people that he's talking to.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Gun safety.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Gun safety. Very much lacking in this movie. But don't
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: get me started on that.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: How about the Marine who's shooting at the shark while
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: it's circling the guy they want to save? Yeah. Like,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: do you really want to save this guy? Because you're
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: kind of firing in his general direction really rapidly.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: That guy was a dick the whole movie.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody in this movie was a dick the whole movie.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I can't argue that. That guy was really annoying.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: He was like, run to the car! And they all ran,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: and he just kind of stood back.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: He was waiting to make sure they made it first.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: That was the decoys.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Using his girlfriend that he hit in the face as
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: a decoy bait dummy. Oh, my God.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: He whacked her right in the fucking schnoz.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: She was talking about the end.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: If you want to call it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: At the end, they're sitting in the vehicle. The survivors,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: one of them, are driving away. And she was just like,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: don't look back. Don't ever look back. And the driver
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: looks back. I'm like, motherfucker, did you not listen to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: a goddamn woman? What did she just say? he probably
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: reached back to punch her i mean seriously she just
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: don't look she was all dramatic don't look back never
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: look back.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: And like that was like some sort of callback just
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: like again it was like a really well-written plot point
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: that we're returning to no it's just a random thing
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: she said and now i guess it's supposed to have
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: them yeah it's supposed to have some sort of meaning
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: as the fake cg shark jumps at the screen I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm like, that didn't really have any weight
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  Speaker 1: to it, so why are you pretending like it does?
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  Speaker 2: And the only character in this movie that I did
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  Speaker 2: not want to see get eaten.
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  Speaker 3: Other than the dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Other than the dogs. Skinny legs.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, I did like that skinny, skinny, skinny, weird stick woman.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: The Asian lady who did not speak English.
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  Speaker 4: Little shark gloves.
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  Speaker 2: She had the cutest little mittens. I don't know if
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: they were sharks or killer whales, but they were so cute.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: They were cool. But yeah, her whole thing in the movie,
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  Speaker 2: I don't speak English. That was about it.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: That was most of her lines.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: She extreme, though. Backside extreme.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Speaking of extreme, I think that's what got this movie made.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I think they got a grant from the GoPro Foundation.
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  Speaker 4: That whole thing, I swear, shot on GoPro.
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  Speaker 1: They were just like, hey, they gave us a whole
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: bunch of GoPros. You want to go shoot some bad
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: ski footage and then build a fake shark movie around it?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sign me up for that. Which, surprisingly, a lot
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: of people said, because they were everywhere. Like I said,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: the cast was ridiculous, and I don't remember when half
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: of them died.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of them died just really fast, because they
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: were like, here's a character, and then they got eaten.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: And that was it.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: But it's pretty much Jaws, but in the snow. Because
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: there was a whole, oh, it's spring break. We can't
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: close down the mountain because it's our peak time of
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: the year.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, all of these movies are always just a
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: ripoff of Jaws. I mean, half the horror movies out
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: there become a template ripoff of Jaws. But this one, yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, when you've got the owner of the resort
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: being like, this is the peak time of spring break
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: and we can't. Not that he ever mentioned the bikini
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: contest that was going on or whatever stupid thing it
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: said in the description that never happened. But yeah, you've
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: got him and the mayor shows up, of course.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: The mayor of Amnesty.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, of the snow town.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Amity.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: It's A-M-I-T-Y. Amity is the name of the town in Jaws.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: The mayor shows up.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Of course he does.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: He's got to back the keep the money coming plan.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Watch out! It's okay.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: It's okay. I see a bandage.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe some stitches.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I did run across this little review-ish thing on the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: internet here. I'm writing this short report as a warning
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: to resist the temptation to watch this one. There must
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: be something better to do with an hour and a
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: half of your life. I multitasked by finishing a novel
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: while this was on. Avoid this one and watch a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: 50s creature feature instead if you crave some light monster fun.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: They must have used up all the silly shark film
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: ideas by now. Or have they? I also like the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: one down here that says, Not sure what I expected.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Watched a few minutes. Wondered how bad it could be.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: And well, now I know.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the IMDB, I didn't see one favorable review.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Why would there be?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: Are you on there, or are you on something else?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: This was letterboxed. So, I don't know. Is there anything
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: else we need to pass along about this fine film
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: we watched?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Horrible, horrible, horrible. I can't even come up with anything
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: remotely positive to say about this.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, we had a lot of fun reading porn
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: titles because of this. We would have never stumbled upon
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the rabbit hole full of porn titles that we got
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: to because of this movie. That's the most positive thing.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I was disappointed that Gina Holden wasn't in it because
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: she's listed in the credits and I'm like, did she
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: get cut? Because I didn't see a Gina Holden in here.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't see a nurse.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: She went the way of Brooke Hogan.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe she walked by the set or something.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: They're like, she's in it. She's in the background somewhere.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: That person he said slow down and then they got
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: eaten in the background, that was her.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: That was a dude, I thought.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I got so excited because I'm like, oh my god,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Gina Holden. I actually know her from other things.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Unlike everyone else in this movie.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: She's in my favorite show. My second favorite.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Harper's Island, which I always talk about all the time
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: and I tie everybody back to because I fucking love
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: that show and nobody else respects it as they should. No,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. And she was in one of
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: the Final Destination movies. Number three. The one with the
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: roller coaster. Damn, I love that movie. I love them all.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: I don't even care. We should have watched one of
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: those movies.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I agree. Alright, so I say we wrap it up
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: and go out on this song, which closes out the movie,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: from Klinigal, which I do, again, most of what you
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: can find isn't even in English, but they do have
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: a Facebook page obviously because it's the world and we
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: have to all have a Facebook page but their description
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: on their Facebook page is perfect little pop songs in
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Welsh there you go that's really all you.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Need to know Klinigal assuming we're not saying that right I.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Don't know I'm not Welsh I'm not Welshian What do
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I know? Otherwise, that about does it. We will return
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: next time. Same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Bye.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: That movie sucked. Agreed. Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: See them in the.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Wine, wine, wine.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Did you see Sharknado 4?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: The fourth one? What can you subtitle it after the last?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: I forget what it was. The Fourth Awakens.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Get out. Get out.
• 1:22:50
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• 1:23:02
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