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BONUS: 30 Straight Minutes of Namedropping our Patreon Members · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week, Hollywood is all about connections. It's all about
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  Speaker 1: who you know, how you know them, and how close
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  Speaker 1: you are to them. And the people who are most
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  Speaker 1: notorious for exhibiting this behavior are referred to as name droppers.
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  Speaker 2: In this very exclusive special episode, Artists on Artists and
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  Speaker 2: Artists and Artists gets into its social experiment bag. We
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  Speaker 2: took four of Hollywood's most notorious name droppers, put them
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  Speaker 2: in a room and told them that it was their
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  Speaker 2: assignment to talk about anything else than who they knew.
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  Speaker 3: We like to mix it up here once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: so instead of a round table, we have a square
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  Speaker 3: table and a science experiment for you guys to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Can they resist name dropping? Or will this fall flat
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  Speaker 3: on the first name?
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  Speaker 4: Now, let's listen in to at your McDonald, Angela, Jeritana,
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  Speaker 4: Kylie Brakeman and Jeremy Colhayne playing characters.
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  Speaker 5: That was a name drop. Let's listen in. What is this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Cafe Gratitude. I've never been here.
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  Speaker 6: This is It's great.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to go to Cafe Gratitude more. It's like
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  Speaker 3: one of my favorite places I just come here and
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  Speaker 3: do a little bit of work and.
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  Speaker 6: I have a great time. I actually a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I usually get my work done. It's soho house,
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  Speaker 1: and so it's interesting being here. It's just like interesting.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like that too. I'm like that too.
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  Speaker 2: I do a lot of my work also, I do
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  Speaker 2: it over at the Earth Cafe on Melrose as well.
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  Speaker 3: No way, I love Earth Cafe, and I think Earth
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  Speaker 3: Cafe is really really good. But I think Mendocino Farms
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  Speaker 3: is actually a little bit bitter.
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  Speaker 5: I crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't compare those actually, because those are very different.
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  Speaker 6: Mendino's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Earth Cafe is a West Hollywood to Beverly Hills chains.
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  Speaker 3: Mendosino Farms in Earth Cafe actually have the exact same
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  Speaker 3: amount of locations.
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  Speaker 6: Is that really true? That that's actually true? That's true.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't call it this chain, it's like kind
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  Speaker 3: of just weird for me that you don't call it
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  Speaker 3: a chain.
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  Speaker 6: That's actually a.
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  Speaker 1: Summer chains. That summer is sort of like cultivated restaurant groups,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you also writer directors? There's a difference.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a writer, director, actor, and I feel like, I like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't really know like all the details of like
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  Speaker 4: what this like, but it's talking process and stuff because
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  Speaker 4: I know that this is probably because my film, my
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  Speaker 4: short film just got in to south By.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like a.
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  Speaker 6: Meeting, Oh no way, yeah, I know so many people there.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about south By at sun Dance.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, immediately I was like, of
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  Speaker 4: course I get into south By and I immediately get
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  Speaker 4: this offer to like talk at a round table with
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  Speaker 4: like other artists and comedians and writers and directors and
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  Speaker 4: just like talk process.
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  Speaker 6: And you think it's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well for me, I'm like, I wouldn't call myself
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  Speaker 3: a writer actor director first and foremost, I would call
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  Speaker 3: myself an actor who directs and writes for himself, because
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's like this industry, you kind of have
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  Speaker 3: to do it all, and so I've learned learned how
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  Speaker 3: to do it actually really well. I've actually learned how
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  Speaker 3: to be like a writer actor director really really well
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  Speaker 3: to pursue my things. And also I just I'm mostly
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  Speaker 3: a collaborator at this point, because like, you can't get
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  Speaker 3: things done without the people around you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's so cool to hear you guys talk about what
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  Speaker 2: you do. For me, it's a little more simpler. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just a guy who tells stories in whichever way I can,
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  Speaker 2: And so it's cool that you have such specific labels
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  Speaker 2: for yourself. Mine is I follow what the vibe is
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  Speaker 2: and if it's what, if I'm needed, I bring whatever
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  Speaker 2: part of me is most useful to it. So, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I've been a writer. Yes, I've been an actor, director, producer,
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  Speaker 2: also gaffer catering, and I've also yeah, I've also done.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit of VFS work as well. And Loop group.
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  Speaker 5: Have we worked together before? What's your name? Because I
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  Speaker 5: feel like I've worked with you before.
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  Speaker 6: Am I allowed to say my name? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I know we're not alloted to name drop here. Oh yeah, right,
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  Speaker 6: I totally forgot about that thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's just I just totally forgot about Why what a
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  Speaker 3: weird thing they said.
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  Speaker 6: But I'll say and I'll say my name. I feel
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  Speaker 6: like I just can't name drump anything outside of the group.
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  Speaker 2: So so my name my name is is clearly obviously
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  Speaker 2: Claude Saint Clair.
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  Speaker 6: Clearly if clearly Claire.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I have a hat from the musician Claude,
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  Speaker 2: and then I have a shirt from the clothing band
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  Speaker 2: Saint Clair that I'm wearing right now.
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  Speaker 6: So, oh, you did that on purpose? That's really fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always Yeah, I'm one of those freaks that
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  Speaker 2: has the same exact outfit in my closet in a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of different versions. So I basically have twenty nine
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  Speaker 2: shirts to say Saint Clair, and I have fifty hats
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  Speaker 2: to say Claude in different ways. And then my pants
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  Speaker 2: are obviously made well.
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  Speaker 6: I love made Well. I go there all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's just like honestly, like for me,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's just so good for fashion, and like because
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  Speaker 3: I can't resist buying it. It's like ooh, yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: bought another made Weell thing. But like I have the
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  Speaker 3: money to do it right now, so that's good. I'll
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  Speaker 3: keep on doing that's great.
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  Speaker 1: I also have the money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what are your guys names? I feel like I
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  Speaker 5: know all of you guys, but I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like we've definitely seen each other. Maybe
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  Speaker 6: i'd auditions.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like definitely would probab we know the same people,
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  Speaker 1: I think because I personally I am I know you
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  Speaker 1: guys like to describe yourselves as writer director, actors or
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  Speaker 1: actors who write and direct. I myself am a director,
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  Speaker 1: writer who acts, and I largely refer to myself as
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  Speaker 1: a multi hyphen it because there are some people who
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  Speaker 1: but I'd like to say that I'm a true multi
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  Speaker 1: hyphen it because a lot of people say multi when
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  Speaker 1: they mean too.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, so you're I'm so sorry, you're a double threat. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're a writer.
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  Speaker 5: In that that is so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I just think we have to raise the bar for
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  Speaker 1: what we think of multi hyphen it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like really funny. Yeah, you're like really yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I found in the past that I'm like really funny.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a lot of feedback that I've gotten in
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  Speaker 1: like auditions and stuff, and like, you know, I I
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  Speaker 1: went in for casting with Jodi or sorry, it's right,
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  Speaker 1: you don't.
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  Speaker 2: So we do have this long line of shots that
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  Speaker 2: we should take and every time somebody name drops, okay,
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  Speaker 2: yes you take it, just with exactly forty five shots,
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  Speaker 2: and so we had to create shot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's really interesting. I'm kind of obsessed with that.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, this is actually a broached this is going to
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  Speaker 6: be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, you did this Jody. You calling me talented
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  Speaker 1: in that room and that producer session. Take it so
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  Speaker 1: kind of on you for calling me talented literally literally
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  Speaker 1: three literally, that was incredible.
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  Speaker 4: It's honestly, it's giving Buffalo It's not it's not giving
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  Speaker 4: Buffalo wild, it's giving wild ones.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's that worked on it before? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That was fun. You were trying to name drop something,
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  Speaker 3: but you messed up. That's what was fun.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also, that's like a different punishment.
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  Speaker 6: And what's your name? What's your name? Because I know
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  Speaker 6: I've met you, and I know I've probably seen your IMDb. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I spent a lot of time working on my star meter.
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  Speaker 4: If I click on my name and I refreshed the page.
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  Speaker 6: My name is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, did I tell anyone my name really quick?
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  Speaker 2: I was literally gonnae I was gonna tell you wild one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I wassessed. Can I I just have to drop
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  Speaker 1: my own name really quickly, which is lip's mouth?
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  Speaker 4: So go on, guys, Now that I'm thinking about it,
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  Speaker 4: I think you did say that was your name.
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  Speaker 5: I should have remembered that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I probably just like slipped it head, But go.
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  Speaker 5: Ahead, that's amazing. I'm chaos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just started writing, directoring and acting. My mom
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  Speaker 4: and dad are the owners of A Kiss Begins with K.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and so that's my so my lap. My
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  Speaker 4: first name is OS, but I changed it so I
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  Speaker 4: could lead. I'm actually like one of those types of
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  Speaker 4: NEPO babies that just like leads with it.
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  Speaker 6: That's really hard.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's subversive and and like that's what my
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  Speaker 4: short is the first thing I've ever made. I've ever written,
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  Speaker 4: ever directed. I've acted before in like plays and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: but I've never done this before. And it just like
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  Speaker 4: guts into sundance. But it was about a NEPO baby's struggle.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's so yeah, I'll jump in. I'll just
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  Speaker 3: introduce myself. I'm Gerard the Bastard.
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  Speaker 6: Uh so, yeah, that's you.
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  Speaker 3: It's like I love actually going kind of by my
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  Speaker 3: handles online. Like I kind of was born out without
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  Speaker 3: a dad. My dad was really rich and he left,
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  Speaker 3: so I kind of embraced it. And like I think
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  Speaker 3: that's like what's really interesting about Hollywood is like it
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  Speaker 3: allows you to embrace a little bit of your dark sides.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, so like it's not always about like
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  Speaker 3: I can be Gerard the Bastard. Like, I have this
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  Speaker 3: friend Josh Melbourne, who's like such a talented director and
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  Speaker 3: actor take a show.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, I did it. Oh god, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, he just got into a Sundance lab with
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  Speaker 3: a project that I kind of gave him the idea of,
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  Speaker 3: and so he actually said to me, like you should
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  Speaker 3: embrace Gerard the Bastard. And so he's actually really he's
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  Speaker 3: like a really big guy. I think like like a
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  Speaker 3: year he'll be really really big, and like it's really
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  Speaker 3: cool that I know.
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  Speaker 5: Can make a movie. Was his was his short, a
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  Speaker 5: cartoony short like animated.
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  Speaker 3: It was kind of animated, kind of well, like the
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  Speaker 3: acting was animated, the still p D.
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  Speaker 6: The p D was like pretty animated.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, if the PC was animated, it must
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  Speaker 4: have been done by Kelsey Quinn, my friend who does
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  Speaker 4: production design.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you have to you just Kelsey Quinn's on
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  Speaker 3: the come up.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like that's not even a name drop, but
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  Speaker 5: I'll take it. But I feel like.
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey is like I actually know, Kelsey actually know, actually know.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun, like we can name drop people we all know.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, Okay, that's the rule. That's the rule. If we
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  Speaker 6: know them all metric.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like to take I love Kelsey. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with Kelsey. I think her hair is so shiny
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  Speaker 1: and she like I was texting her the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you have to give me that shampoo,
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  Speaker 1: and so she texted back panteene and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: no way, I.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like a lie.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's real because like I know Kelsey because she
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  Speaker 3: just she sent me an email to like try to
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  Speaker 3: cast me in something, and like I just I was
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  Speaker 3: just busy so I couldn't do it. But she was
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  Speaker 3: like actually interested in like casting me in something. So
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  Speaker 3: that's how I know her, and that she's probably text
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  Speaker 3: like that too.
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  Speaker 6: That's yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know Kelsey because she really really wanted notes because
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  Speaker 2: I'm like really good at giving notes, so she.
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  Speaker 6: Asked me about notes.
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  Speaker 2: And I've just been so busy right now because i
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  Speaker 2: just have some personal projects and I'm like, you can
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  Speaker 2: send it to me and if I can get to it,
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  Speaker 2: I'll get to it and then I'll probably have to
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  Speaker 2: ask you for your newest draft or whatever. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: happy to help Kelsey. I've just been like I've been
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  Speaker 2: knee deep in this project with Avi. Do you go
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  Speaker 2: to av okay, who's Avvy? Wait you have to take
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  Speaker 2: a shot, No, if you if you know her?
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I know av like what I probably
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  Speaker 6: heard of her.
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  Speaker 1: Though, way like I probably do, but like so Abby tell.
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  Speaker 2: Avviy is that person who who does caricatures on Venice
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  Speaker 2: boardwalk but also does X Games athlete stuff.
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  Speaker 3: The Avvy I know is like the son of a
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  Speaker 3: really famous director, So it might be different.
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  Speaker 4: Nos Avi ever dating Harrison?
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  Speaker 6: Do you wait? Wait? Which Harrison.
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  Speaker 5: Just first just a single name.
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  Speaker 1: I actually know him because I actually like he actually
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  Speaker 1: deemed me once.
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  Speaker 2: Well I think I know a because well no, so
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  Speaker 2: Avi drew Harrison and then I from what I heard,
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  Speaker 2: Harrison said, this must mean we're dating. And then Avy
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, I gave you a giant and a
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  Speaker 2: tiny little forehead and it.
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  Speaker 5: Must be a different Harrison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. So that's so funny and weird. That's like
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  Speaker 2: so strange. But but I've been working with Avvy because
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  Speaker 2: we're adapting av into a VR character that can just
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  Speaker 2: pop into any game, and and so that's what we've
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  Speaker 2: been working on right now. It's just like another one
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  Speaker 2: of those, did I mention a do VR two? I
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  Speaker 2: also do VR. Sorry, I'm so busy.
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  Speaker 5: I literally obsessed. It could pop into any game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's a free range VR character that kind
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  Speaker 2: of lives and you could just be playing, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you're a version of Frogger and look over and
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  Speaker 2: you'll see Abby drawing a literal caricatures.
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  Speaker 6: So funny, you're kind of making you're a vector. You're
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  Speaker 6: kind of making you're a vector.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Abby's becoming a vector and we're so happy
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  Speaker 2: for Abby.
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  Speaker 6: Abby. It's like really amazing, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be so fun because all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna just get caricatures given to you in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the game, Like, all of a sudden, this
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  Speaker 2: character has been drawing caricatures.
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  Speaker 6: And it's like and Abby doesn't even have to do
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  Speaker 6: anything for that, Like it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy that that's a really really special project.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like, I'm blessed to do it. I'm blessed
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  Speaker 6: to do it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm blessed sinking of notes and giving people notes.
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  Speaker 4: I have a literal notes app on my I have
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  Speaker 4: a note a note on my notes app of all
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  Speaker 4: the people I have to give notes.
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  Speaker 2: To Wait, I've actually I've actually used I've actually used
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  Speaker 2: notes app before too.
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  Speaker 6: I've used it a lot. I've used it for years.
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  Speaker 3: No, but like I I actually love notes app and
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  Speaker 3: I actually have been using it. Do you guys know
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  Speaker 3: that you can share notes?
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  Speaker 6: Like, so that's what I have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have so many notes shared with We were
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  Speaker 1: talking about Kelsey earlier, but I don't think you guys
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  Speaker 1: know my friend Kelsey Marie. Sorry, but she's kind of
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  Speaker 1: blowing up right now.
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  Speaker 2: What are you apologizing for Kelsey Marie or that her
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  Speaker 2: name is actually Marie well.
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  Speaker 5: Faring when you said it?
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  Speaker 1: Because I heard that, okay, so that actually wasn't farting.
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  Speaker 1: I medically don't do that. So okay, like what you
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  Speaker 1: heard was maybe like not a fart. It was maybe
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  Speaker 1: like something like air was coming out of part of
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  Speaker 1: my body, but it was not a fart. Like doctors
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  Speaker 1: are guaranteed that that can't happen. And I've communicated that
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  Speaker 1: to casting directors and it's part of the reason why
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  Speaker 1: I such a mess.
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  Speaker 6: They like don't want to hear that stuffy but it's like.
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  Speaker 2: It's so annoying because if you show them the doctors
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  Speaker 2: guarantee then like then it should be okay.
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  Speaker 6: It's like I got a doctor's guarantee.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't understand, but I mean to be no disrespect.
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  Speaker 1: But like I see a lot of actors who are
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  Speaker 1: like no, sort of putting no fart on their resume
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  Speaker 1: when it hasn't been guaranteed like by a doctor. It's
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  Speaker 1: like that's just an emotional support animal, like calling it
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  Speaker 1: a service animal, you know what I mean. It's like
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't certified. So I have a note shared with
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey Marie where I send her because I don't have
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  Speaker 1: her number, so I've been sending her memes within the
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  Speaker 1: notes app. I just anytime I find a meme that
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  Speaker 1: I think she's like gonna like because she likes a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the same stuff that I do, I stick
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  Speaker 1: it in our updated notes app so it'll it'll that's
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  Speaker 1: relate and it'll go to her iCloud email and every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while she'll write, like.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my boyfriend, my boyfriend's name is Mikey. We have
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  Speaker 5: a shared album that we do that with where we
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  Speaker 5: add like cute pics of each other, like we take
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  Speaker 5: pictures of each other when the other person's sleeping and
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  Speaker 5: we added to this shared album that's.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: You could probably feel so much love. Like I'm actually
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: kind of going through it. I just went through a breakup. No,
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: do you.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: Know know my ex Charlie Rowley? Oh, I do. Model.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: He's like a big model to the musician, like, yeah,
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: we're working on a billboard together. That's so awkward.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like a big model. He loves he's a
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: billboard model.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: And he's still on right now, right because I know
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I'm in a group text with Milan models.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's a he's in Malone with the other
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Milan models. They're working on billboards out there, Like he
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: kind of like gets in front of the people and
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: they say, let's make you a billboard, and you know,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: it was really passionate.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: It was so lovely.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: It just turns so toxic at the end because like
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: he wanted something for me that I couldn't give him,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: which is like time, and which is like actually like
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: like if he's not gonna sit there and like kind
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: of like listen to what I have to say, Like
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: what are we even doing?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, listen, Gerard, listen to me. So I got
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: some advice from my really good friend. It's Gerard the Bastard.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: But yes, sorry, Jarred the Bastard listened to me. I
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: got some really good advice from my friend. It She
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: is a motivational speaker.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: You might have heard of her. Her name is Judy
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: from the corner and but she's she is so I
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: love her.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: TikTok sold over my fyp.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, so we were dming a little bit, and go
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: ahead and hit follow on her. By the way, don't
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: just let her be we follow each other. We follow
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: each other, Go.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Ahead and hit followed. Don't just let her be, fyp
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: like she needs the fallows. And she asks me all
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: the time. I keep like it's just like a little thing,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: like it's okay, inside joke, like follow me please.
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: But what I love.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: About her is that like she doesn't like even like
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: she is beyond followers, right, So it's like she kind
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: of is cultivating this sort of like outside space where
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: it's like living radical, real life friends radical. I think
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: that's really radical. And so I'm like so blessed. Whenever
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I get a text, I'm like, I'm not just a follower,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I'm a text exactly.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So like so her advice to me that I think
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: would be helpful for you. Is like, there's two kinds
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: of people in the world, right, there's the asmi's and
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: there's the Caitlin's. And oh yeah, so her whole thing
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: is like, don't be an asthm, be a Caitlin.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I love asthmes too, Like as ames are good are
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: They're like it's like Scorpio versus Capricorn. For me, there's
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: definitely positives and negatives, like like.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: When I order like apps for the table and I
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: don't ask what other people want, that's so as me, right,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: But that's that is satan well, or I'm taking care
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: of herself right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: But never that's then sometimes when.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I, uh, you know, tell someone I'm gonna be late
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: and then I just don't show up, that's so Caitlin.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is so Caitlyn Is.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Have you guys are you? Are you guys ordering.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Anything all the time? Yeah? Just from this restaurant.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just looking at this menu, and I'm
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: realizing now that I'm looking at it, my friend designed
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: this menu and she actually like cultivated a lot of
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: the dishes on here. Her name is Esme Philistine. I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: don't know if you guys.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Have heard of you don't saying you're friends with esme
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Philistine Philine.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think she counted as a name drop because
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I think that people who are in the know about
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: food would know her.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: She just didn't even think she has She has a
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: big nasty scramble named after her on this menu.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's giant, it's nasty Philistine.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: So she also she cultivated this dish here that's like
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: really good. It's really like sort of like pad tie inspired. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: it's called peanuts or legomes.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: And you guys have to try it. Oh my gosh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: I Doboddy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Has had this dish except for like influencers and like
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: she let me and like, I don't consider myself.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: That's insane place.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I remember talking to her because we were actually going
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: to do like a kind of like a Yeah, I
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: talked to her to her, Yeah, I interesting, do you
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: we DM all the time?
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Like, so what happened?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: My friend Za did a short film and I think
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: in like twenty seventeen kind of about COVID before COVID
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: it was actually kind of crazy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Really actually predicted it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like we actually just had this crazy idea and
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: then Zay kind of like put it to paper and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: we like got it and we got it, done it gotten.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: They should really submit that to festival.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: It's oh, we did. It was really cool.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: We went to like like some really great festivals like
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Denver Bronco Festival and the uh the Nighttime at Night Festival.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Have you guys heard about that? This is really great.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: My friend Matthew Abel was talking about.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Drew the Bash that I'm freaking out. This is such
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: a small town.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: You had a friend who made a short about COVID
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: and I've had COVID.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Like six times. No, yeah, I'm way out. I'm freaking out. Yeah,
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: that's like amazing.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Did you guys hear about that rapper that keeps getting COVID,
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Like every time he stops getting it's not long COVID.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Every time he gets COVID he loses it. Jordan one
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: hundred emoji.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Oh No, I don't know him. And that's actually interesting,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: isn't it? To take a shot fan, you have to
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: take the rules are mutating, just like COVID.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Every three months, I'm gonna say somebody they actually.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Got the mutated virus. I actually got the one that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: mutated the one that the most recent mutation I got it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I actually got I actually I actually got one that
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: nobody else got. It actually mutated before and after I
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: got it, so I was the only one who had
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: that version of it, and that version of it it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: Made me sillier actually better.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: That's fun. That's actually crazy. Because I got COVID. It
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: was like the regular one, but they said it was
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: so bad at me. They called it covid est. So
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I got covid Est, like the most COVID you could get. Actually,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: but it really helped. Actually it helped my my nose shape.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Right awesome, that's so funny.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I was actually just talking about noses on a podcast
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: with Alyssa Cheerio.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: You guys know I love Alyssa. By the way, we
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: were babies together. I don't know Alyssa Cherio, but I
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: do know Alyssa. Do you know Alyssa no last name?
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: I just know Alyssa.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Of course I know Alyssa, no last name. We were
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: and we were like we were We were sort of
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: in this like group for people who like wanted to
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: take a Lama's class but weren't pregnant yet.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: You are so funny. It's like so crazy. How funny
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: you are.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That's amazing, That's what I keep hearing.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: So like you like, yeah, it's.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Good to have it like substantiated.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're so funny.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of funny, like, I actually just finished the
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: stand up class and I actually like did really well.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: My friend Ashley Gronto was in it, and.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: She's so funny. I know, I act, yeah, you guys
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: know Ashley, she's so fun together.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, So she's like really good at crass and tools
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: and like a lot of people don't know, she's actually
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: really good to stand up.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Like she did really really well.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I was really proud of her because like I didn't
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: think she could do it, but then she like really
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: pulled it together and was really funny in the stand
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: up class.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: That's incredible. I built a ladder with her, and I've
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: built a ladder with Brad Tameley.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Oh that's crazy, Brad. I know Brad. Do you know Brad?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: So Brad is in that improv group with with Nathan
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Anderson and Sarah Latts. Oh yeah, means yes, spicy beans.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And I used to be the one that gave them
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: all their suggestions in the in the show, I used
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: to be the loudest audience member, so I was actually
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: the one in the short form shows that it was
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: the most vocal. So people used to say, Oh, yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: you're the guy from that show that shouts out all
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the suggestions. Yeah, that's mess.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Are you guys gonna order anything? I feel like we
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: should just maybe put in an order's.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where's our server? Oh my gosh, I know our server? Actually,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: no way, wait, yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Server looks a lot like my friend Marcus.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: So she looks like my friend big Red.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: No, she looks like my friend Clifford. Sorry, no, like
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: my friend Riley. She looks like my friend Riley.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: Actually I think she looks like Christopher.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Christopher, who I don't know any of these people.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: This is beautiful Christopher. No, Christopher's the funniest. He can
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: do this backflip, but only when he's tired.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I met him on set. We were shooting something.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: We were shooting a proof of concept and they asked
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: him to do the backflip and he couldn't because he
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: was like too energized by the project. He was just
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: like too interested.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: It's wild.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Do you guys ever feel like It's like it's like
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: it's like wild to me that, like, I don't know
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: you guys. But meanwhile, like we're talking and I know
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: so many of the people you're talking to. Do you ever
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: feel like this town is so small that it's like
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: caving in on itself.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about this with Abby code.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, she's so negative and.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: She hates corn so much. She hates so hilarious to
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: go to a barbecue with her, because I was like, Abbie,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: do you want some a low ta? And you know
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: exactly how she says that.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: She'll go, no, you know why she hates it. But
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: you know why Abby hates it. She told me this
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: she thinks she yeah, okay, well I need to say it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: You can still say it though, because other people might not.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's embarrassing you guys don't know that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: So I think so.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: But she hates it because she thought corn was one
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: tiny corn and so she and then when you give
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: for a whole year, she goes, this is way too
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: much corn, and it's like, no, actually, the it's a
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: unit name like corn is Actually those are kernels, so
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: that's a smaller version. But corn is one thing.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of those things, Well this is actually crazy
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: talking about travel traveling, and you know who travels like
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: the most actually is my friend Ryan Meacham, Like he's
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: always plane, like he's traveling all the time, like probably
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: more than gossip like travels.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: All of you guys know him. You guys know Ryan Meacham.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: I've heard of Ryan meech Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I mean I think I think we know the same people.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I want to say, like I know, I
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: don't know Ryan personally, Okay, but.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: You guys have to know him. He's such a dingus,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: like he says the funniest thing.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: I just I just feel like I heard that. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: heard that. Ryan Plagaris, Yeah, yeah, he has friend was kind.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Of on the other end of this because like I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to make it weird at all, but like
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Let's go there, Like I'm not afraid to go there,
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: like I.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Do know Una, And so it's like like she has
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: experienced a little bit of lifting, like and I know,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I just want to talk about.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: No taking credit for rock paper scissors, Like clearly, I'm done.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm done rock paper scissors.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Like I'm done, I'm done. I have to clear it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I have to talk about this. I'm done, Like,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I know you guys think this, but I'm coming. I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: like gonna back up Ryan right now. Like there's a
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: lot of push and pull, Like it's confusing who wrote
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: it and who didn't. It's like Ryan is being accused
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: by Una, but also Una is kind of being accused
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: by Ryan.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Like that's crazy to me. The whole story.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: My friend Alex Ross told me that Una grew up
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: in a craft store, so of course she thought of
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: rock paper scissors and she wrote that original ip.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Well, but hold on, hold on a minute, because because, uh,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: what was your friend's name.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Brian Ross. No, it's Ryan Meacham. No your name your
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: friend k Una? No, you just said a friend friend,
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Alex Ross. Alex Ross.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: So Alex Ross, from what I heard, was roommates with
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Ava Rugantic, who's my friend. And apparently his show, which
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: is called Ava the Crazy Roommate, is totally based on
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: her and she didn't know it and it's ruining her life.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: About Alex Ross Alex with an ex.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and I'm talking about Ava with with with
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: a bunch of letters in her last name that I
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: can't figure out.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Ex.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I just don't. I just like just go back to it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: I just don't feel like Ryan's being treated fairly and adequately.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: It's like this is so confusing, and it's like he's
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: crying all the time. To me, He's like traveling and crying,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: and it's just kind of unfair what UNA's doing. And
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: like Gordon was gonna write, do you guys know Gordon Schoenfeld.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Gordon threw a pie on my face. It's Steve Harvey
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and he missed, and neither of us won a prize.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Noon gave me a hug. Gordon gave me a hug.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: And I literally was so busy that week.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: What is in like so busy?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: He's a jokester. He's kind of like a prankster. He's
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: like kind of a joker. He like has that big
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: joker tattoo on his forum and he always goes like
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: this is who I want to be. This is like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: my dream acting role. And I go like, that's crazy,
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: because like I feel like I could do it too.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Can I Can I be honest with you guys, I'm
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: like a little nervous to be honest that, Like, we
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: clearly have so many friends out here in this industry.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: It's like really, really beautiful. Wait should we be taking shots?
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Okay, everybody just take a shot.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Take a shot, one, two three?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Can I just say something like for yeah, I like
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: for me, like like I it's hard being like so
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: popular because there's so many friends that like aren't doing
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: well here, Like like I have a friend that's like
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: really nervous about leaving. She might be moving home because
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: her parents run a pharmaceutical company and they need some help.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Do you guys know Abby no Fox Norton.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, her parents run Pfiser.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Her parents went pier and I think she's gonna have
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: to go home and run their entire HR department.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: I hate when dreams are giving up on like that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know Abby personally. I have like followed her.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: I think we're mutuals for some reason.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: But I think I think that that that sounds like
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: a pilot to me.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I know I've told her that, you know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: She's so no fu, but like Abby actually gives fucks
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: clean heart.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Heart I did. I did Leslie Conn with her, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I know, like I've seen like through and we didn't
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: hang out after, but like I have seen through her
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: scene work that she does have heart and it's like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry a lot of like not to disparage anyone
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: as an actor, but it's like you can't access that
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: place unless you've been to that place.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: You have it or you don't you literally have it?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Or have you guys seen that Ted talk by Gregory
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Apple Volume? Yes, so yeah, and I know it personally,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and I like we used to have sleepovers together. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he so like his dad obviously runs the company Apple Volume,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: which controls all of the volume inputs for apples. Yeah,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and so he was like born into a lot of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: wealth and then like lost it all tragically, became a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: motivational speaker, is now a billionaire. And so it's like
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: he gave this great advice which is like you have
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to look into someone's eyes to know their story, and
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: like you have to walk in their shoes to know
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: their story. And he said that he was the first
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: first person to say that, and he actually walked in
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my shoes and he figured out that I'm intelligent.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: That is you.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like like speaking of stories, like, do you
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: guys like poetry or is this not the right crowd
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: for that, because like I have like I'm kind of
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: like yeah, Like I.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Mean I was it's crazy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Like for me, like I'm kind of sorry.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like well, like I'm just like kind of like
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: plugged into like that scene a little bit. Like so
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: before you start talking about like your piano teacher, like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I would just like actually love to talk about like
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: the poetry thing.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Like you go ahead. I love it's fun to talk
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: about poetry.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I invented haiku's when I was three, so it's crazy
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: to talk about it again.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, so like before you start talking about haikus
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: when you were three, I would love to talk about No,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I invented.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: You were three, because it's also like three stanzas of haiku.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. So whoa.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well so I had five chicken nuggets, I had
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: seven goldfish and I had five apple juices. And then
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I said it's a poem. And that's like the kind
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: of stuff I did. Wround was three.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Do you count?
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I love to count? Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I me and my friend Jess. You sometimes, me and
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: my friend Jess will go to the harbor and we
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: just count all the all the rocks we can see.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: I have a friend who counts, and she does it professionally.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Is it Jess, No, it's not Jess it's auber Jean Marie.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, Aubergine Marie, Aubergine Marie. I hope.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I love her ropetition to do that Sesame Street with.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: The count Oh my gosh, so good at that. She's
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: so good at that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: She was on Street, she was freaking out and I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: was like, you have nothing to be worried about. You
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: just have to count to ten because.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Actually, like director and actor world, it's tiny, but counting
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: world tiny.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: This is actually awkward because Aubergine Marie and Jess are
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: they're actually rivals because they count in different ways because
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Aubergine Marie counts backwards and yeah, she goes up and
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: then Jess actually goes down down.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: So anyway, like my poetry easily, I think so, but
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: they won't talk.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Dude, It's crazy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: It's so like anyway, like I'm really like plugged in
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: and like there's this like I love this poet. He
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: actually kind of like loves my stuff too. But like,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: have you guys heard of Mika pronounced Mike, Like yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: He sings like he sings that song like everybody's gonna
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: love today, gonna love today? Or is that somebody? Is
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: that another Meka?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: That's a different Meka. He actually sings a different version
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: of that song, but he takes it. He goes like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: everybody's gonna hate some days, You're gonna hate some days,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: gonna hate some days, which I think is like a
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: really fun, beautiful poem about kind of like life and
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: and and problems.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: So like, I guess I just wanted to shout, I
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: guess I'm name dropping.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: That is just so embarrassing.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: But yeah, drop it felt like you community dropped. You
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: were like, I'm super plugged into the poetry community. I'm
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: the nurse community and the motor cross community, and I
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: don't like plug that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: No, I don't talk.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: About my connections to the elite YouTube community or the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: elite makeup community. I would never talk about how I was, Like,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I would never come out and be like I worked
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: on FENI do you know what I mean? Like, I'll
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: never come out and say that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: No, And I would never let you guys know that
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I have come up with a specific condiment that's in
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: your house as you as we speak, like everyone everyone's
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: used this thing that was my idea, but I just
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: wouldn't bring it up because it's not cool.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: No, But like, but that's the thing.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Like I feel like I'm getting attacked and I just
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: want to Like, there's so many things that you guys
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: don't know about me, like the Shades of Green, Like
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I'm so plugged in that community, like all the Shades
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: of Green, Like Sam Wilkes production Company, like some Wolk's
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: production company. We're super pregnant. We got so many projects
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: on the slate. And he's like really interested. He's the
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: son of John Wilkes Booth and he's really really old.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: A shot you just named drop John.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to though, like cause you don't take
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a shot for John Wilkes Booth. That's a very no.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: It's too late. I did.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Wait, you're super funny too.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much. I've been telling everyone that and
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: they wait, listen.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: So you're funny too.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: That's why it's really everybody was pretty funny. You guys
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: have to do this funny.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: It's like I think I could recognize that, and.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: That is wild, guys, hold on Betdler Comedy Community red Alert.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: We just got the check and we never even ordered.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: This is crazy.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: What wait, I'm gonna literally call my lawyer. His name
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: is George banner O. Rama. Do you know him?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I oh my god, wait wait is he friends with
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: my lawyer?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Oh no, but I think he might be friends with
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: my lawyer's son, Bobby Kennedy.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Be a little bit above him, so I'll just give him.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Should be fine.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Who's your lawyer, Gerard the maaster?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: He just said, it's my lawyer's son is Bobby Kennedy.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: He's like he very confused with the politician, but he
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: actually is a politician as well.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Who's your I don't have a lawyer.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I actually have a very specific person who's very unique
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't really do law stuff because he isn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: actually of this world.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: This is actually kind of secret, is it? Is it okay?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Is this a safe space to share stuff like this
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: because it's a little intense and I don't want you
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: guys to be freaked out.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: He's about that handles a lot of stuff for me
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: when it comes to space, time and stuff like that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: His name is Richard, a green alien, green alien.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: He is problematic. He's problematic though. He will say what
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: he wants. I know he will say what he wait.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I just have like a crazy idea really fast do
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm in a room sometimes and I'm like, maybe
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I have the same therapist as everybody in this room.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Why don't we all say our therapist at the exact
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: same time.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: You say it first, and then we'll see it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Then we'll say and then we'll see if it's the
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: same one.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Why don't we just say them all?
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, no, no, you do it first. You say it first.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Walter, creative snackbot.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: That a creative snack bot.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: That's your therapist.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: That's literally my therapist. I talk to him every Monday,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: every Monday.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Wait, I talked to him every Monday too. Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, we should literally get out of here because we
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: didn't even order.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Can I get a ride home? I don't have a car. No,
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: I don't have a car. Either does have a car.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I could probably call my friend. Have you heard of Enterprise?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Amast take a shot.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Surprise has the biggest set of balls I've ever seen.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: And it's like, it's great because a lot of people
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: think you have to buy a car, but you can
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: actually take it for like a certain amount of time.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Because that's funny.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I should definitely use Enterprise. I sometimes use Uber if
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: you gets heard of Uber, and it's crazy It's like
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: they're so thirsty. If I open it and I turn
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: it on, a driver will come to me immediately.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: They're obsessed with me.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: It's so crazyport Did you invent ranch?
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, but don't tell people that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: This has been Artist on Artists on Artists on Artists
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: answering the question. Now, that's what they call it showbiz.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Artists on Artists on Artists
• 36:04
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• 36:08
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• 36:12
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• 36:21
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