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Yo, what is up? What is up?
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Happy New Year's, everybody. Yo.
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Welcome to the second season of Turnbuckles and Stogies podcast,
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yo. We appreciate y'all coming on
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here, watching us and chilling with us.
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Yo, Today we have a special guest.
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We are live in New Jersey at J&B Cigar Lounge in Brick Township.
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Yo, we are here with my man Cope.
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He's over there. He don't want, he said.
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Go fuck yourself, by the way, so.
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What do we talk about the language?
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Sorry about the language my back.
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I said welcome, welcome to my lounge.
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Welcome to his lounge. So I am smoking.
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I am smoking AB AM F cigar. You see that so, ladies and
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gentlemen. Spider Man.
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That's the Spider Man. So, ladies and gentlemen, we
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want to welcome you to our podcast.
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And just so you know, I'm with the Vanilla Gorilla.
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Sir. The OG somewhere in here, I
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think maybe, I don't know, BAMF cigars.
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That's what we got on. So yo, and we have something
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special going on. Check the background.
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Look right back there, we got my man Oscar.
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Right there, my man. Oscar.
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Blunts Oscar, Where? Where this is, This is your This
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is your special surprise for today, we are having cigars
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rolled live on the podcast today.
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This is your welcome back. We're back for Season 2.
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This is your kickoff for the year.
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And now we're going to bring in our special guest, the owner,
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CEO and founder of B AM FROCF Cicos.
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There, there's a lot you're missing behind there.
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You're missing behind the camera.
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So can I bring Mr. Ishmael Olivan in?
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Have a seat, Sir. What's going on guys?
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What's going on? So ish.
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Yes Sir, we we have a question. So how and when did you get into
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becoming a cigar roller and a factory?
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Owner everything well. And back when he was born.
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I wasn't. No, I wasn't my daddy's.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the owner of the.
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He's the guy that he said. I don't want to be in camera.
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He's fucking cursing like a fucking priest.
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By any way, he. Said like a priest.
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I was born and raised in Spain and what the fuck?
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What? I mean, that's me.
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Guys, hold on. Anyways.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, listen, this is Sunday morning.
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We are live, we're not on, we're not, we're not doing this
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virtually. We are doing it live in New
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Jersey Brick Township. If you in the area of Brick
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Township come to JB Cigars, I might let you in, but you got to
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purchase at least three cigars. Now can I answer my question or
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what the fuck is going on over here?
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Going on our our Co host guys is here.
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He's just having some technical difficulties.
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He is here, he will be on. We're just trying to get all
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that sorted out for him. I don't know what's going on
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over there, but we're trying to get it fixed for him.
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Maybe it's the storm. He is.
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He is there. He is there, though.
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I don't know what's going on. I'm hit.
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Ball. With the white powder so.
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Anyways, going with the white powder, what does?
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That mean it was snowing? Oh.
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Shit, I. I.
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Said it was snowing. You left your white powder over
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there. Yeah, you.
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Want you want, you want. No, no, I'm good.
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Right. So, ladies and gentlemen, if you
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don't know, this is my good friend and my partner, Mr. BAMF
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himself. OK, for all you're watching, me
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and this don't like each other, I'm just telling you give me
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kiss I don't like. You see, we don't like each
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other. I don't like each other.
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I like my heart. Let me tell.
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You you want to give me kiss too?
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So it's back to this question. So what made you become a cigar
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aficionado? I'll be right back, guys.
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And what made you become a cigar owner, your own factory and your
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own company? Tell us about that.
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I want to tell you what happened.
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I was when I was in Spain, In Spain, everyone, every single
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one, rolled in on cigars and cigarettes and of course,
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decorating stuff. But everything is little over
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there. So I I was, you know, I was born
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here. The placeholder.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here we go, the owner of the cigar place
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that we're at, JB Cigars. Oh.
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Give me, give. Me.
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A kiss? No, no, no.
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No, no, you give me a kiss. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Can you give me? A kiss.
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Oh, you. Oh yeah.
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You have it, my man Coke and all.
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You gotta know my man Coke. Listen, me and Coke ain't
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friends either, as Instagram says.
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But guess what? Fuck you, my man.
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Open this shop for us. Yeah, let me.
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Tell you this hurt this. Hurt.
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And guess what? I wanted to you something guys.
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They cannot. Both of these guys have, you
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know, with this hair, these looks, They had to kiss me.
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Both of them but. I mean, you do.
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You. Do you do look kind of sweet
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with that ponytail? Of course.
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So let's get back to the questions.
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That. I asked.
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So anyways, everyone over there roll cigars and then roll their
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own cigarettes. As you can see, most of the time
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I use smoking cigarettes because I'm sick and tired of smoke
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cigars. But would it make me open my own
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factories? It was.
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I was relying on somebody to make an airplane for me and the
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guy actually. And sorry this for getting an
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oven. He sucks.
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So. I said, you know what, let me go
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ahead and open my own one. And I said to the guy, excuse
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me, you told me I used a factory, you don't have shit.
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And we go over there and Oscar. Would I Oscar?
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Oscar right there, right? Behind it, Right behind it.
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Ask the way Gabian. Ask him.
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I know him for 23 years and they got the know that we know each
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other. I keep.
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We want to I'm going to invite you to go to ADR and you're
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going to see my factory. I see chickens.
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Like I said, what the fuck? What is the factory?
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And I said, you know what? You follow Shit, so I bought.
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You don't have a factory, so I'm just going to.
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Buy it? Well, I bought it for the owner
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and not for him, so I bought the first factory in 2015.
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But Oscar and I were blending cigars for different companies
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in this. Wow.
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So the earliest 2000s and that's you know that's that's how we
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start playing from other people and then we open our own
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factory. The first factory was not enough
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so we open the second one for Flavorship, gosh.
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OK then most another people, another company is the one more
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Flavorship. Gosh, we open third one and then
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no, it's. Still saying device not
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connected. Device.
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Not connected. And guys, that's what happened
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with life and when you've been drinking 3:00 in the morning,
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OK? We've been, we've been partying
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since yesterday, all three of us so.
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But it's coffee. Yes, coffee.
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Yeah, OK. That's the fuck.
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What the fuck? Don't worry about it.
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At 10:00 my guy comes over here. Let me say.
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Something let me let me say. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait. I thought you said it was just.
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It's sugar. It's sugar.
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Ladies and gentlemen, now that you heard from Ish, now we're
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going to hear from JB cigar owner right here.
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So. So Telescope, how did you get
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into cigars and how did you want to be a cigar lounge owner?
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I wanted to sell a bunch of bullshit, so no.
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Seriously, I don't care We make cigars because I don't have
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bullshit cigars. Well, I wanted to sell a bunch
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of bullshit. How?
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How better they sell bullshit? Wanted to sit down and over and
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do it over a bunch of cigars. So.
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So what made you open your cigar lounge?
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You're from Staten Island. OK, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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You're from Staten Island. So what made you open up in
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Bricktown, New Jersey? Well.
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Honestly, it's a location that was convenient for my father.
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So, you know, I wanted to be a business.
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Father Joe. I want your father, Joe.
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I met him last night. Your father's the fucking
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coolest dude in the world. And so are you and me and me.
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Me and Coke. Me and Coke.
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Me and coke have never met except on Instagram.
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So me and coke are now. We met last night when we had a
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blast. And if I tell you right now, if
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it wasn't for this man right here and this man right here, it
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happens. We would not.
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Would not. That was it's it's a spilled.
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Drink. So so you can just so you can
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call. Me from the.
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Floor. Is that what?
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We're calling it now. We're calling it coffee.
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We're calling it coffee. God damn it, he's fucking
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coffee. He's throwing it on the
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computer. He's fucking coming on that
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computer. Mine.
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So, ladies and gentlemen, this is what we do here.
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We live with the owner of J&B Cigars in Bricktown, New Jersey.
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If you never been here, listen, I'm going to tell you right now,
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this place is on the money and good prices.
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I want to see his coffee's coffee, God damn it.
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Can I have that? Can I have that please you guys?
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It's iced tea. I swear it's iced tea.
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We did it for. It's a prop.
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It's a prop. It's a prop.
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It's a prop. Watch.
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It's a prop. OK.
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It's New Year's, you know, so we have to make something.
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Fake. Are you guys know all of us?
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We fake you. Guys.
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I am smoking right now. I am smoking the BAMF Spiderman.
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So it's Tell us about this cigar.
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Cigar is a Salomon 57. By 7 and 1/4 we'll have the rise
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in the United States more as I'm going to fight in the whole war.
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Yeah, you're it. To do to do it.
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I thought you want to be in common.
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No, no, no, no. He was waiting to be tagged in.
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No. So I.
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Thought you want to be in. Common You see what happened?
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Like, wait, so Cole. This is.
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This is like for. Two or three strokes and then I
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got to take. Somebody whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa. So this is like wrestling.
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You got to take him in because. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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I saw him waiting. He was painting the fucking.
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World are you mad? Are you mad?
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Are you mad in the morning? You need.
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Help. Yeah, you need help.
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I was like, yeah. You're right.
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So, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you come
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live. This is what happens.
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When you No, this is what happens.
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When it's been a long night from the night it's.
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Been a long night from the night before and my man Ishmael
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Olivan. Listen, I'm not going to lie,
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OK? I may or may not have been here.
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I can't see you. Whatever.
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It doesn't matter. I may or may not have been here
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until three AMI. Don't fucking see 8:00 AM.
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These guys got me up at 8:00 AM. I'm fucking half tired.
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Half drunk, maybe fully drunk. I don't know.
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We just. Drink over here.
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Wait. We don't drink over here.
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We don't drink over. Here, get the fucked up.
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Getting that in the ring instead.
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I don't know. What's up?
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Why is it you and the two other guys?
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I tell you why? Because they made me look
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skinny. So ladies and gentlemen, on that
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note, we're going to tap out that chair.
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We're going to hit this, hit the turnbuckles and we're going to
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ring that bell. So ring the bell and let's go to
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commercial. He's dead.
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He's not commercial. Commercial.
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I want to see you call. I can't mess with you, judge.
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Just put it somehow. Is your.
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Is your Is your father in that? The Hey, it's Michelle from Park
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Lane Tobacconist. Come on down for a great
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selection of pipe, tobaccos, cigars, accessories, you name
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it, come on down and check this out.
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I want to thank Turnbuckles and Stokies for promoting us on
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their program and back to them at MBR Radio.
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Up, everybody. We're back.
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We're still here. We're getting the OG.
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He's getting settled up. He's trying to figure out he's
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having some issues. We're getting taken care of,
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don't worry. But we're still here.
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And for y'all that, don't know. It's not Olivan.
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It's cleaning up the the spill out he made.
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I'm smoking. He came maybe once or twice.
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I'm smoking The Barbed Wire by BAMF.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. This this cigar right here, if
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you haven't had it is absolutely fantastic.
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Listen, I love this cigar. I got the cigar.
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I got the Spider Man if she got the.
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I haven't. Honestly, I haven't.
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I haven't smoked a lot of them when.
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I I. Thought you smoked a I've.
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Smoked the barbed wire, the MRE, the shotgun shell, the 12 gauge,
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the mafioso. So hold on.
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God, God, smoke the blood of Vlad.
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We have my brother right there, Oscar.
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He's rolling to go. I wish I can bring the camera.
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Over there. Don't tell Joe to figure out
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what. Maybe I can, Joe, Can we bring
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the camera over to Oscar? Not right now, because the
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computer is not fully juiced up. I had a long night last night.
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I forgot to plug it in. That's my bad.
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So I will get. We have some.
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We have some video. Wait the fuck out of the way.
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Wait, Hey, hey, hey. We have some videos and some
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pictures from last night. Say hello.
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Hello it is me you call info you.
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Still we got you. You see this guy, you see what
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happens when you when you get us in there he is.
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There he is. Yo-yo, what up?
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What up? Well.
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Here we are, my man. Hey, what's up, man?
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Listen. Yo, I'm.
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I'm. Holding we.
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Came on and you weren't here. It said your device wasn't
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connected, so we just we just started getting it going until
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we can get you in hold. On it's just rolling something
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special. What are we rolling?
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Now now this is this is the cool part.
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Watch this. Ishmael Olivan.
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Watch what we're doing here. Fellas is is.
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Ladies, gentlemen, he's the. The guy that doesn't What are we
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rolling? What are we rolling?
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No, we not. He is rolling.
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He is rolling it looks. Like.
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He's rolling the barbed. Wire.
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He is rolling the barbed wire for you guys, ladies and
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gentlemen. So, OG, I'm going to bring you
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this barbed wire home. Awesome man.
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Awesome. He rolled that for you.
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Look at that on National. He just rolled that.
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For you. There you go.
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Listen, guys, Fantastic. Yeah, keep that words down,
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because they're we're on TikTok. And and.
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We're getting violated. We're getting paid for
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violations. Don't buy your line me.
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We're getting paid. For violations, guys.
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TikTok doesn't like us. No violation, No.
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Violation. So does that.
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Mean. Does that mean that this is?
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Not allowed to show. His battery's not included.
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Yes. Oh yes, he's got this battery.
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Well, he's got a there. There's a cigar that he has that
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batteries aren't included. It's a very big cigar, so OG.
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Look, look. Look at look at him.
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Shaking his head, he doesn't even want to see.
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He doesn't even want. To.
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See Can You. Can you relax because you're
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here is the batteries? Not included, ladies and
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gentlemen. The.
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Batteries are not included. Look at this you got.
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To display case for it and everything you got to display.
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Case and everything. Look, batteries.
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Not included. Ladies and gentlemen, double
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sided for your pleasure. See, I'm going to.
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Bring that home for you and there we go.
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Whatever you want with it. Let's go back to.
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Google Mayor Seals, let me. Tell you think.
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You're not being violated. OG.
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This. Has been going on since.
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Last night, everybody don't have to stop OG.
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What do you got? XX, my man, the Ishmael Olivan
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of BA, they smile. Hey, hey, you.
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Violated it against Oh. God, so OG.
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Let's go OG. Hey, OG can't say that either.
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What do you have to ask Ishmael Olivan As a roller?
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As a roller and a a owner of a brand and his own factory.
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Man, I'm having fun watching this.
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I got nothing right now. You guys keep doing your thing.
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This has. This hasn't stopped.
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We got in the door yet. We.
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Went to the hotel at 2:00. 30 We hung out for about an hour.
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We. We.
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Texted Ash and and Cope and they said, oh, we're here.
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We drove over 4:00. We got here.
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It didn't stop from the time I walked in the door until the
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time I left. Shout out to my.
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Man, Gary, I was also here. It's been it's been fun.
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You know what? We had Gary here.
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Gary G Money. Flex, G money, flex, I said to
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Joe. Where's your $60,000 car?
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He goes. I didn't bring that today, but I
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got my $25,000 watch. Wait wait wait wait.
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Then he goes. I got my $100 bottle of liquor
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and it is $100. It's actually 125, but when you
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asked for the 20. 400 bucks? What happened?
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Who give you a fucking 20? You did.
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You did. So I asked.
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Joking around I said yo, can I borrow $2400?
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It's a personal joke and it's knows it's opened his wallet and
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said here's 2400 bucks. 24. 180 wallet I'm by.
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The way, yes. Wait.
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Oh shit. Here we go.
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Wait. No, don't.
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Pull it out. We might get.
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It's just this this thing. That's what she said I was
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trying to get. There.
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But. But you I'm.
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Right on the money. With that.
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But he just came. You leave.
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Look, I don't need that. Much to get there.
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Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if they want any cigars, you got
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the barbed wire, you got the spider man, You got the
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punishment? Sure, I'm sure.
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If you ask that something that could be rolled.
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We can roll it. You're going to get.
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I won't roll it. I won't roll it, so I'm going
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to. Roll a cigar online.
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I'm going to roll a cigar. I smell talking.
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Oh no, you're. You're going to do it, I said.
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Matter of fact, it will not be mean.
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It will not be mean. We're not having not having a
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2026 vintage with OG, OG. Looked up Jordan.
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Just looked back down and said get rid of it.
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He said no, yo, she said. I'm not getting involved in this
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one. Yo-yo OG.
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You just hasn't gone, has not stopped since.
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Yesterday. Here's the truth of that I need
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to. Have a say right between the.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, I don't think.
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It I don't think it's got to go to some small, but let me in the
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scope I understand you. Know after a while.
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The SP Oh is it? Yes.
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Oh, I didn't know that you said. Do you have?
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Sorts of sweets. Oh fuck no.
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What the fuck is wrong with you? That's your brother.
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That's my youngest. He's adopted.
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Oh my God, I'm the fuck out of here.
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Listen. Listen, you know what guys?
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Yo. So on that note, ladies, we're
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going to apologize for. Being late this morning, but I'm
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telling you it's all worth it in the end we are going to.
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Take a commercial break. Let's go to commercial and we'll
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be back with my man Ishmael Oliphant and the owner of JP
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Cigars in Brick Township. He's too drunk.
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Oh, he's he's. Definitely still a little.
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He's still a little, a little commercial.
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Break and we'll be right back. For this, what is up?
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Everybody, what is up? We are back.
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We are back. I take a quick commercial break
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to regain our composure over here.
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The man himself stepped outside. Oh, look, there he is.
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There he is. Wait.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you shut up?
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One more time you got to get a cookie in once in a while.
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Right and ladies. And gentlemen, that's the owner
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of the Segal Lounge, J&B Segal. Like I said, he's still.
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A little. He's still a little.
25:28
He's still a little. Well, honestly, I wouldn't.
25:31
I wouldn't mind being on camera, but I mean.
25:35
It's. It's a.
25:36
Lot of faith, bro. Just come on bro.
25:39
So what I will say is you can you can come here, you can pick
25:42
up all of your BAMF cigars. He's got a bunch of other great,
25:46
great lines here as well and he's.
25:48
Got cigar clowns here. He's got, I I mean, there you
25:51
have, yeah. Family, by loyalty, I mean
25:54
there's he's got quite a few. Quite a few.
25:56
Boutiques here. Yes.
26:00
Absolutely it does. I've seen the selection in man.
26:03
Listen. I will say, what do you have to?
26:04
What do you have to ask my man right here, being that he's here
26:08
and we spoke about BAMF cigars? What do you have to ask him?
26:14
Hey. Like I said, listen, I'm
26:17
enjoying watching you guys do your thing here.
26:20
I got nothing right now. I'm just enjoying this.
26:22
This is a fantastic time. Hey, thanks for thanks for
26:25
having turnbuckers and sovies. Greatly appreciate it and.
26:31
It's. This is just an absolute blast.
26:33
I'm enjoying watching you guys interact here.
26:35
So, hey, wait a minute, who's the who's the prison guy up on
26:39
the screen? Did he?
26:43
Just get released. Did he just get released?
26:47
Who is that guy? It's nobody, nothing to see
26:51
here. Go away.
26:52
It's the man behind the curtain. That's our producer.
26:58
Hey, I love you H you the. Man H you I love it H.
27:02
When do you got to go back? When you got to go back to
27:04
prison? Is it weekend release?
27:06
What is this so? Seriously.
27:13
So I'm smoking right now. I'm smoking the spider man.
27:20
That's what the. Superhero.
27:22
Wants Do you want a superhero cigar?
27:26
I already. Am a.
27:26
Superhero. I don't need one, he.
27:29
Can do he can do. Whatever you want, just let me
27:35
know what you want. I want that.
27:38
Guy right there. I want that guy right there.
27:41
No. Or that guy.
27:43
Over there I can't see. It well.
27:46
That's I think that's Superman. Superman.
27:49
We we can do whatever you want. You want a Superman, You want a.
27:52
Superman. Yeah, Yeah.
27:54
What can you do? What?
27:56
Can you do so so. Listen.
28:03
Listen, Boss said he would do whatever you wanted him to do to
28:07
you so I can get that cigar. So fuck her up, boss.
28:11
OK, so so this question was here's a good.
28:14
Question Cigar owner? Of the lounge, He said to ish.
28:19
When did you come up with B AM FROCF?
28:23
No. Why?
28:23
Why? Why BA?
28:25
MF as a. Whole and let us know what.
28:28
Let us know. Let us know.
28:30
Let us know there there's one. Word that BAMF.
28:33
We can't say because it might. I I can't.
28:37
I can't say it because. With my accent, No fucking body
28:39
knows I can't say fucking no. You can't.
28:44
You cannot, you cannot say motherfucker, no.
28:51
My bad. My bad.
28:54
That was totally up in here. That was up in here.
28:57
That did not. I didn't even mean that would
29:01
just, you know, and that's how we get kicked off of YouTube.
29:10
Yeah, really. I'm really interested.
29:13
In knowing he. Has mother brand, but that's a
29:15
very good question, very good question.
29:16
OK, so so. That's how we came.
29:19
Like I said before, I blend cigars for about 2122 years for
29:23
different people back in 20/15/2015.
29:28
Yeah, 20. 1515. 1. 515 motherfucker.
29:35
But anyways, so a friend of mine, he's a former Marine and
29:43
he's a short team in the Palm Beach County city office and he
29:48
was patrolling around the house and he's 8th.
29:52
We're buying cigars. You have all the cigars.
29:54
I have the cigars. We will come with guard for
29:57
ourselves. You make a cigars for at a time.
29:59
Probably 60-70 different companies we don't come with.
30:04
What does it got? And I said, OK, let's put the
30:07
name and at the same time I say BAMF, you say badass
30:12
motherfucking, she said. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:14
Whoa, what happened over here? And he goes, and what about that
30:20
as well? I'm military humanity.
30:22
And that's that's for the people back in the Vietnam era, they
30:26
were the badass motherfuckers. And that's what we came.
30:29
Thank you, Sir. Don't give me water, you know
30:32
you. Said Don't give water.
30:35
What are you? Going to do What the fuck is
30:36
wrong? Excuse.
30:38
Me. Fucking so come on.
30:39
I want to. Know about this BMF?
30:40
I really want to hear about how again.
30:42
So you were in the military? I watched yes.
30:45
I can't hear you. I used to be in Spain.
30:49
I like asking questions so quickly.
30:51
Think of me as who's that guy that used to be under the
30:53
wrestling guy? Fucking Gene Oakland.
30:56
Yeah, Gene, Oakland, me and Gene over here.
30:58
All right, so, guys, so when you were in your military, was that
31:03
the fucking? Was that in Spain?
31:06
Yes, she was. She's gonna Spain, motherfucker.
31:08
You don't want to fight. I want to.
31:09
I want. You're.
31:11
Gonna fight you're? Gonna fight me, You will open
31:13
yeah on this. Behind the screen.
31:15
Fucking. Actually, it's great.
31:17
No. No.
31:18
So you. Were in, the military in.
31:21
In Spain. Yeah, so I was born Spain and
31:23
then he in, but I I did my service in this because you're
31:29
an injury did. Your services pain?
31:31
No, no. And and am I?
31:33
Am I? Am I?
31:35
Am I correct? In, in in I?
31:36
I could be wrong. I know.
31:37
I spoke to you a lot. Didn't you work with Interpol as
31:40
well? I am, yes, you.
31:41
Did you worked with? Interpol as well hold.
31:43
On. Camera.
31:45
You said you are working with Interpol, yes.
31:47
So you're still working with Interpol, Yeah?
31:49
So that. Means.
31:50
I'm not on no fly list, they. Didn't allow me to fly.
31:54
Yeah, I guess we got those backs.
31:57
Go with me in the fucking plane and fly with them.
31:59
So I come in the fucking jail. But by the way, so so.
32:05
Military in Spain. All right, cool.
32:07
We'll, we'll catch the replay. It's going to be interesting,
32:09
bro. Be safe out.
32:10
There no, no my. Brother.
32:12
Oh, OK. So military in Spain, you, you,
32:15
you work with Interpol still, yes.
32:19
And. You're a fuck.
32:20
And you're also an avid skydiver, correctly?
32:22
I mean not just from military. Like how many jumps do you have
32:24
them be about? Two sides to 7002 short of. 7 or
32:28
6998 jumps. You jumped out of a.
32:30
Fucking perfectly good airplane on.
32:32
Purpose on purpose. 7000 times on purpose, not 7000 times too
32:38
short of seven too short. Now when he.
32:41
Leaves here we're going to get the message that he get it two
32:43
more times and it's at 7 times. And gentlemen, the owner of the
32:50
cigar line, that's the question. And he's he's standing behind
32:54
us. You can't see him because they
32:56
don't want to be on camera, but he's the one he's.
32:59
It's OK. He's going to put that.
33:02
Out Which one is that? The pure African.
33:05
OK. So.
33:07
So 7, so 6990. Eight times you jumped you.
33:17
Decide that I'm going to jump out of airplane.
33:26
That's why you jump. So bread is way.
33:32
Better than the one that they so, so. 6000 Wait, you said go
33:40
go 6009? 198 jumps this man has done.
33:45
Oh my God. He had so.
33:46
He earned it. So so I.
33:48
In in in all terms here you've earned the BAMF Lolo now I.
33:53
Mean. Spanish military into poll work,
33:56
jumping out airplanes 7000 times.
33:59
I mean, I'm sure the things that you've done that you're not even
34:00
allowed to say. So, ladies and gentlemen, we're
34:04
going to go to the question of the day.
34:07
What the question question? Of the day.
34:11
Did he jump? Yes.
34:13
Yes, yes. So you know, normally we have a
34:31
question from from. Somebody I I.
34:34
Kind of. As that was playing it, it
34:37
popped in my head. What?
34:39
What made you want to skydive that many times?
34:42
We have a question. Oh, you have a.
34:44
Question. Oh, OK.
34:46
We. Got some of the question from
34:47
TikTok. Oh.
34:49
Olsten asks. Do you feel that the promo that
34:53
The Rock did when he came back on Raw with with?
34:58
Roger or. Whatever his name was.
35:01
Do you feel that that promo was weak and how could they have
35:04
done it better? No, I don't think.
35:05
It was, honestly, I saw it from top to bottom from the time he
35:08
came through the curtain all the way through.
35:10
I don't think that promo was weak.
35:12
That promo is setting up. Him versus.
35:15
Roman Reigns, that's what that promo was setting up and that's
35:19
why at the end of it he asked where he should sit when he went
35:21
out tonight. So because that's, that's going
35:24
to start the. Head of the.
35:27
Table conversation and debate and rocks return, so me me.
35:33
Boss Dog AKA Big Dog in the wrestling world, so me being in
35:38
the wrestling business and her role.
35:40
Wouldn't have looked so me being.
35:44
In the wrestling world. So I seen the rocks return from
35:49
the locker room to watch that, that.
35:52
Was good gorilla. When I say gorilla for all y'all
35:55
that don't know gorilla means. It's the goal position.
36:00
So once his music hits, then he comes out.
36:04
So the gorilla position, he was standing there dancing around,
36:08
you know, La La la, la, whatever.
36:11
So when he came out, do I think that this is, this is leading us
36:17
true? And like my son said, the
36:19
vanilla gorilla. Like my son said, this is
36:22
leading up to the rock taking over the reigns from Roman
36:30
Reigns. Because I'm going to be honest
36:32
with you. Well, Roman, I love I.
36:34
Love Roman? I don't think there's really not
36:35
much left for him. That's my brother.
36:37
I love him. Shout out to you ous.
36:40
But guess what? It's time for The Rock to come
36:44
back and take the reigns over. And guess what?
36:47
When he takes it over. We're going to shoot.
36:50
Up to the top because I might even get Dwayne on here.
36:54
I have not decided yet. I I haven't decided if I'm going
36:57
to call him and call him one of my favourites that I own or you
37:02
know, so that's what we're going to do and shout out to Roman
37:06
Reigns. You.
37:07
Have been the best fucking champion that they had.
37:12
But bro, give it up. Give it up.
37:16
That's all I got to say. What do you what?
37:22
Do you did you see his return OG?
37:26
Yeah, I did. I thought it was phenomenal.
37:27
Like, totally caught me off guard.
37:29
I didn't see that coming. I did.
37:31
You know, I did see the rumors about it.
37:33
But you know how many times you hear rumors and and never comes
37:36
to fruition? Man, My reaction, my reaction
37:40
was just like, what's her name? That ringside, the ringside
37:43
announcer there? I did the same thing.
37:45
I jumped. I jumped out of my seat.
37:47
I couldn't believe it. Getting.
37:49
Ready to. I was getting ready to pass out
37:51
because I got to be to work at 5:00 in the morning now and I
37:54
was like, all right, I'm going to go to sleep.
37:55
Whatever. When when gender came out, I
37:57
said, ah, that is what it is. And then I'm sitting there and
38:00
I'm, I'm getting ready to fall asleep and all of a sudden his
38:03
music hits and I rolled over. I jumped up and I was like
38:08
instantly became glued to the TV and if you look he broke, broke
38:12
his belt halfway through the. Yeah.
38:15
Yeah, yeah. Well, that was the.
38:20
Best part that he took it off and just started beating him
38:22
with it, That was, yeah, you know.
38:24
I I don't think I I think the Rock, you know, I I I I don't
38:30
think he's going to win the match.
38:31
I think he's going to lose that match.
38:33
I don't think it's going to be clean though.
38:35
I think it's going to be interference and that's how they
38:38
kind of stay faced with the Rock because.
38:42
I was thinking either that you know or you know, maybe a a set
38:47
of matches like he did with Cena where they have two or three
38:50
matches, maybe something like that.
38:53
You know to to really see if Roman can can take the head of
38:56
the table spot and that's what they.
38:57
Can not smoke a cigar because she only have two or three
39:00
matches. He did not be taught he's got.
39:08
So it's let me ask you. This.
39:10
This hasn't. This hasn't stopped, bro.
39:12
Let. Me ask you this, it's just been
39:14
since. Last night it's I'm going to ask
39:16
you this. Question.
39:17
Oh my God. So you are the only person in
39:20
the United States to have the right to the Marvel Comics, Yes?
39:29
So to do the yeah, To do the logo.
39:30
To do a logo. So let.
39:32
Me. Ask you this, Everybody else
39:35
watching right now, you're going to get 10% off.
39:38
If you order from my man Ishmael Olivan, you're going to get 10%
39:43
off right now. If you order on here, we're
39:46
going to have my man Oscar roll and.
39:49
You're going to roll too life, so So what?
39:51
I will. I think the question he was
39:53
asking he was getting to was. How did you?
39:57
How are you able to obtain that licensing right this this will
40:00
happen? No interruptions, please.
40:03
You the Italian guy, shut the fuck up.
40:07
And and I say shut the fuck. I mean, fly this, deduct shit,
40:24
you know? So can't say the F word.
40:25
Can I say BA bongo BA bongo. You can't, You can't.
40:28
You can't, You can't. I don't forget to that one.
40:31
But but what happened will TE? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
40:37
We're we're live with you guys. We're simultaneously casting.
40:41
Live on TikTok. We can't say those.
40:43
Oops. Yeah.
40:44
They, they call it. They call it.
40:46
Actually we we got in. Where?
40:54
H is Doesn't H have a beat button?
40:57
Can he bleep us out? Somebody.
41:00
Texted in and said Roman is not that good.
41:02
Can't win without help. Yeah, that was.
41:05
I agree. I agree with that.
41:07
I mean, I agree with that. And that's why I think he wins.
41:10
He beats the rock. But there's going to be an
41:12
appearance, you know. What?
41:14
He said that. That's my brother and nephew and
41:17
I'm the original show. Listen, Linda.
41:19
Linda, Linda, listen, listen, Linda, so.
41:23
He said so. He said.
41:27
Listen, Linda. So.
41:28
What? What happened?
41:29
OK, everybody said this is not good.
41:32
That guy, he's like watching a bossy match.
41:35
You know, the guy is going across, across, uppercut,
41:39
whatever. And say you do this, do this,
41:41
mother. Just go ahead.
41:46
Jump in the. Ring jump in the ring.
41:48
I'm done, Jump. In the ring and let me know how
41:51
good you are. You know, is this because people
41:54
knock? That down.
41:55
Freaking. Yo.
42:01
On that note, ladies and gentlemen, we got to take a
42:04
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I'm Mike Richman. That's.
43:22
Why? I don't get it.
43:24
That's good this. Is awesome.
43:31
Well, we're, we're. We're about at the hour mark
43:32
anyway, so no, no. Keep going.
43:35
No, keep going. So listen, I want.
43:37
To I want to ask this more questions.
43:39
Go ahead. OK, so.
43:39
There's actually a question right now on.
43:44
The question Wait, where'd? It go, there it is, it says Ish.
43:47
I want to start smoking cigars. What do you recommend and can
43:50
you roll a fresh one for me? Absolutely you.
43:54
Never smoked, she goes before. OK, I will do something live.
43:59
For. Sure.
44:00
For you. And people tell you how fucking
44:01
flavors and this and this and that would do something.
44:04
You know what I was thinking? Maybe.
44:05
Maybe the bacon would be a good one too.
44:07
What about the? Bacon the MRE.
44:14
I'm going. To take the laptop.
44:21
Over. And I'm going to put it there so
44:22
that you guys can watch. And see how this goes.
44:26
I think it's going. To be great to watch hate
44:30
speech. Hate.
44:32
Speech. Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus, I
44:34
got to go. Roll with you know you know did.
44:37
You practice the the viewpoint that the way you got to put the
44:40
laptop to get. Those not the not the matter
44:42
mind. Your business not.
44:43
The matter mind my business, you know my.
44:44
Business. Fucking.
44:46
Italian, Someone's talking, he said.
44:47
No. Don't let him do it.
44:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:50
He's going to do it. That's my younger brother.
44:54
Your younger brother, my younger brother.
44:57
You you like him or you don't? I love him.
44:59
OK, so I'm. Going to give you the good
45:01
stuff. He said I'm going to give you
45:03
good stuff. Jim, Jim, you got the good stuff
45:07
because I love you. I know you don't say I love you.
45:10
And Joey's right here. Joey, how many times?
45:13
Hold on. Hold.
45:13
On I'm typing. Give me a second.
45:16
I'm in the middle of typing. I was trying.
45:18
Man, but I got like 6 screens here.
45:20
I'm trying my best. I'm kidding you, he said he.
45:24
Said Ish Ish, ish. Put on a hairnap, please.
45:30
You know what? Use one of your.
45:31
Heads as one of the as the barbed wire.
45:34
Yo, how's the barbed? Wire you get a little bit.
45:36
Of ish in your guitar. Give me.
45:38
That shit ish, hey. Relax.
45:41
So anyways, any more questions? Even the questions in this
45:47
podcast today we are having fun. We are podcasts.
45:52
About, absolutely. Anyways guys, it's been a very
45:55
long. Morning and very long night,
45:57
very long night. Yeah.
45:58
So. Ladies and gentlemen.
45:59
Actually, you know what? Actually, y'all live right.
46:01
Now with my man. So here, here's what I will say.
46:04
CF the owner, CEO, and for y'all that don't like it, eat a bag of
46:10
Dicks. So here's.
46:12
Here's what I will say. Here's what I.
46:14
Will say so. If.
46:17
If we can, if we can pop up those those pictures H and we
46:24
can show these people what, how, how much fun we had last night,
46:30
oh. God.
46:31
Because these. These were all taken last night.
46:36
This was the one on the bottom was when we got here and you can
46:39
just see it gets. It gets progressively worse
46:42
throughout the night, It gets progressively worse so.
46:46
You mean it gets better? It gets better, yo.
46:52
Come here. Come here, Coke.
46:54
Oh. God, come back here.
46:56
Coke, Coke. Jump back here.
46:58
Come back here. Oh God.
47:01
Go through this speech, ladies and gentlemen.
47:07
We got BAMF cigars right here. And we got the owner of the
47:12
lounge, my man Coke. If y'all don't follow him, y'all
47:16
better follow him because that's the man in Toms River in Brick,
47:21
NJ. That's my man right here, Brad.
47:24
Borderline Toms. River, mind your.
47:26
Business mind. Brick.
47:29
Brick. Brick.
47:30
Excuse me, Excuse me. Mind your business.
47:32
Learn freaking English. It's brick.
47:35
Brick. Brick calling it Fucking shit.
47:40
It's insane. No Sprite, no ladies.
47:43
And gentlemen, he said. I'm going to spit.
47:44
Your eyes right here, right here.
47:45
Behind us is the owner of J&B Cigar Lines In.
47:50
New Jersey. OK.
47:53
So make sure. You come in.
47:54
You can. Pick up your.
47:55
BMF cigar do that. Where are the pictures from last
48:01
night? They're, they're there.
48:02
Hold on. Let me, Let me pull them.
48:03
Let me pull them back up. Give me a second.
48:06
Give me. Give me a minute.
48:07
I'm going to pull them up. Give me one second.
48:09
I was naked. I.
48:13
Remember that I I don't know. How to hear you.
48:15
Hold on. I was out.
48:17
Oh, you don't remember? Huh.
48:19
Hold on guys. I'm trying to do this.
48:20
Give me a second. How was your ass this?
48:24
Morning. Wait a second.
48:24
That didn't go anywhere. Hold on.
48:25
I don't. Know by my my.
48:27
Hold on, guys. I don't know what happened with
48:30
it. Wait, what?
48:30
The heck just happened. Hello.
48:33
I'm playing with things, guys. I should stop.
48:35
I should stop. I should stop touching stuff.
48:41
Now he's playing with. Things stop playing.
48:43
That's it. You know.
48:44
That's it. I should stop.
48:46
I should stop touching buttons, guys.
48:50
I'm going to stop touching guys and.
48:51
He's going at us. I'm going to stop.
48:53
Touching things now, guys. For these guys.
48:56
And the boy, yes, and a serious guy.
49:00
And he's. Serious all.
49:02
Right and. Been a serious.
49:03
Guy and then business or not and you couldn't.
49:08
Hold it though, you couldn't put that charade on for for more
49:12
than for 30 seconds. So anyways.
49:14
Yeah, I can't I. Can't, he said.
49:16
I'm a Vista. But I need no permission I.
49:19
Need to touch that. Yeah, just roll your.
49:24
Roll she has. No arm, don't roll.
49:30
So. We're gonna take listen on that
49:34
note. We're gonna take the commercial
49:36
break and we got to got to. Wrangle these two in on the
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commercial break, guys. Commercial.
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Keep going and here we go guys and commercial break.
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So so. Those are no, we're back.
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Those are, those are the pictures from last night, guys.
54:21
That was a very fun and long night.
54:23
So guys. So we're back with DAMFROCF
54:29
cigars, so is. Tell us the people.
54:34
That you make cigars for, well, he.
54:36
May not be able to divulge all of that.
54:38
That's call it. Close agreement.
54:42
Yeah. So he can't say.
54:44
If you. Feel them.
54:46
If you feel them, it will be. I can tell you. 8 cigars I can
54:53
tell you. You know what?
54:57
I don't have to use the other. Ones so here's.
55:00
Here's the Here's the question and this was.
55:03
What do you? Think about the new brands
55:06
coming out. Do you think they'll survive?
55:09
If they have, that's Oscar. OK, they will survive.
55:15
Most probably not. And I'll tell you why people
55:18
think, OK, you buy a cigar. Put it this way, OK you buy a
55:23
cigar for the manufacturer for 2-3 dollars, usually for $15.
55:29
OK, so so you you think that you have 12 bucks over there.
55:33
OK, which is not. You have to pay for the train
55:37
ticket, you have to pay for the taxes, which is 52.75 assembly 5
55:44
and and then you have to pay for the broker, the sport imported
55:50
and all of that. So that security comes pretty
55:53
expensive. What happened with these guys,
55:54
with the new guys is something that I will never do.
55:58
So they go and you make you make you spend $4000 to make thousand
56:03
cigars using the right. Way.
56:06
So now your mind you think that the other ones that come in
56:10
behind you're gonna sell, unless that you have brick and mortar
56:14
under that you shop you will not.
56:17
The first thousand cigars is gonna be your friends, is gonna
56:20
be your family, and they will buy those because they want to
56:23
support you. But what happened with the?
56:27
Guys mostly. And I miss cigar for 89
56:31
companies, OK? As a matter of fact, with that
56:36
guy over there is my naughty. My naughty.
56:40
Hello. Are you are?
56:43
You are you looking for? But anyways, hello from the
56:47
other. Side, there you go.
56:50
That's a good song. I love it.
56:52
So no. What do?
56:54
You think? About my clean wing.
56:56
You know what you know. What we life over here, all
57:00
right? Answer the question, Jesus.
57:03
Christ, no, no, no. Can you?
57:05
Can you OK, I don't want to tell him.
57:07
I don't want to tell him. Shut the fuck up because you
57:09
still don't, I want to say be quiet.
57:13
So anyways, with the newcomers, the problem is they make money
57:17
in the first round. Wow, the second round.
57:22
They don't put the money aside. You Mayan.
57:25
OK, I say. Dave, I make sure for you
57:28
already over here. I ask for $4.00 in my and you
57:33
want, say 2000 cigars, So that's $8000 right?
57:39
OK now. You want to make seven times
57:43
that, so now you think that you the fucking wow whatever what
57:49
you do first. Pee.
57:50
T-shirts. Hats.
57:55
And. Then all you go you can do this.
58:02
Until you have an. Established, established.
58:05
It took me about eight years. Seven years.
58:10
To do T-shirts, to do patches, to do whatever.
58:13
To be the the swag. So you don't know.
58:15
I got it on right now. And and it took a lot of fucking
58:19
time. Bad ass.
58:21
Motherfucker. Yep.
58:25
So with these guys, maybe A1 portion of them, they wish you
58:28
bike. So what you think?
58:30
Is you think that most new cigar brands coming out?
58:33
Have a poor business model. They had no.
58:36
Mother at all. I was going to.
58:38
I've noticed a lot of them not company mother at.
58:40
All a lot of. Companies now are worried about
58:43
the the swag aspect of a lot of things now, which I understand
58:47
because the swag, I mean I I like the swag itself, but at the
58:52
stake of time. But.
58:54
Right if. You're If you're buying your
58:56
cigars and just getting started, you got to establish yourself
59:00
first. Do it for a couple of years,
59:01
like there's a few brands out there that took them five or
59:05
like you said, about five or six years before they started really
59:08
it. Took me 7 years really.
59:09
Diving into the the shirts, the hats, the cutters, the lighters
59:13
well. If you, if you don't mind me
59:15
interjecting a little bit there's a particular brand like
59:19
that that's there's one that's on herder people will teach
59:23
people though they made by loyalty.
59:25
They go out and they they they really, you know, they push
59:29
their, their, their cigars to shops and stuff.
59:31
But their swag? Is, is.
59:33
Almost nonexistent because I think they and I think all.
59:36
He has is, yeah. And I think on the website, I
59:37
think it's just shirts and hats. But it he's they're there if
59:41
somebody wants them, but he's not.
59:43
He pushes them. But not like a lot of these
59:45
companies do where they push their swag more than their
59:48
cigars. No, I.
59:49
Mean then you? Also have a company like Viva
59:51
Lavita. They have no swag.
59:53
They have like, no swag Viva Lavita has.
59:55
Like, no swag. He's all his concern is the
59:57
cigars. I actually had a.
59:59
Conversation with them, they're actually.
1:00:02
Very two very knowledgeable guys, man.
1:00:04
And. The nicest guys in the world.
1:00:08
The nicest. Guys in the world, no, we don't.
1:00:11
Now, So what happened to be able with you?
1:00:13
What happened is, is cigars. And people don't want the cigars
1:00:17
per SE. They won the fame.
1:00:21
You cannot get the fame and the name right there.
1:00:24
Nursery course. He give me nice fucking T-shirt,
1:00:27
he give me half, he give me glasses, he give me lighter, he
1:00:29
give me quarter. So.
1:00:31
Are you saying because you gave me a shirt that I got?
1:00:34
Promotion you don't have. To you're already doing.
1:00:40
It. Anyways, what what happened guys
1:00:42
is is like in the newcomers, they have to focus in cigars.
1:00:47
OK, you miss cigars. I don't care if it's 100 or
1:00:50
1000m cigars. Sell the cigars.
1:00:54
Put the money that you spend making those cigars aside.
1:00:58
The rest is free. It's it's gaming.
1:01:02
Now you go and do it again. You go and do it again and you
1:01:07
go for the 4th time and do it again.
1:01:08
Now you have tons of money. If you sell the cigars, you have
1:01:14
to promote and all that. Now you go to the T-shirts, you
1:01:18
do the hats, you go to whatever you want.
1:01:20
That's that's my that's my wife. Honey, I'm sorry.
1:01:24
I'm BC. So I also.
1:01:27
Want to know is when are we going to see game?
1:01:30
Are you going to get dates to roll a cigar?
1:01:32
Oh, he's going to. Go right now.
1:01:33
He's going to roll a cigar right now.
1:01:34
Mind your business. Are you going to roll?
1:01:36
Wait, is he rolling the cigar for the guy that wants the the
1:01:40
new smoker? Is he?
1:01:41
Rolling his. Cigar.
1:01:41
My brother. Oh, it's your brother.
1:01:44
Just let. Him roll his.
1:01:45
Brother's cigar Yo, Do you want? Him for that one.
1:01:50
Tremendous. Tremendous.
1:01:52
I'm going to roll my cigar for my youngest brother.
1:01:57
This is how we're going to this is how we're going to close out
1:02:00
the show with a live rolling right now.
1:02:03
We're going to the commercial. Not yet, not.
1:02:05
Yet we just came back from commercial you.
1:02:07
Just came. Back from commercial.
1:02:08
Relax. So, so wait, just the whole
1:02:10
deal. Is so dude.
1:02:11
Don't touch it. Don't touch this year.
1:02:14
'S Don't touch it. Yes, well.
1:02:18
Brothers, basically, he's going to roll the he's probably going
1:02:20
to put on the outer leaf and the cap of the cigar, which.
1:02:24
Is, which is probably the thing that.
1:02:27
Makes the cigar, Yeah, correct. I'm going.
1:02:29
To show him myself at the roll one.
1:02:33
Wait, what I want? To know he's just going to, can
1:02:34
you show him? How to punch?
1:02:35
A cigar. It what had a bunch it I know
1:02:39
how to put it together. Had a bundle of the whole
1:02:41
fucking time. He's.
1:02:42
Going to take a while. It's going to.
1:02:44
Take a while. We don't have that kind of time,
1:02:46
we. Don't have that kind of time.
1:02:48
Listen, I'm trying to help this guy because you're making.
1:02:51
Him. Do the pretty.
1:02:54
Part You know what? You know what?
1:02:56
You know what? You know what?
1:02:58
They ain't nothing. Fucking hate speech.
1:03:01
We got to stop that, yeah. Hate speech?
1:03:05
What's wrong with you? Hate speech?
1:03:07
Geez man. Are you going?
1:03:11
To make. A.
1:03:12
Are you going to show him how to do a ball, boy?
1:03:14
Yeah. I say I want to fight over us.
1:03:17
Are we going to put a strand? In your hair.
1:03:19
In it. Let's do it.
1:03:20
Oh wait, it's got to do it. Do it after.
1:03:24
The next commercial No. No, no, we're.
1:03:25
We're, we're, we're going to we're we got some dog we're
1:03:28
going to go to commercial. And come back.
1:03:30
All right, so we're. Going to go to commercial get
1:03:31
I'm going to we're going to go to commercial we're going to get
1:03:34
we're going. To get these guys set.
1:03:35
Up and then we'll be right back and we will.
1:03:38
Roll with the guards. For you guys.
1:09:02
All right, everybody. So we're back from Now is the
1:09:05
fun part. Now is the fun part.
1:09:09
I'm going to turn the camera to these guys.
1:09:12
And you're going to. See them roll.
1:09:14
A cigar. Live on camera.
1:09:18
For you guys. This was our big surprise for
1:09:21
the new year for the first live podcast.
1:09:23
We're going to have cigars rolled live on the podcast.
1:09:28
My man, right here. My man, my man Ishmael Olivan.
1:09:32
Guy is me. Rolling a cigar.
1:09:35
I've never rolled a cigar all my life, but guess what?
1:09:39
Oh, you rolled 1. Last You rolled the outer leaf
1:09:40
last night. Yeah, but no like this.
1:09:42
One not like this. One no open that.
1:09:44
Look at the skies. You see everything?
1:09:51
Yeah, you can. See everything shut.
1:09:53
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. How?
1:09:56
We how we looking over there, OG?
1:10:00
Yeah, it looks good guys. How are?
1:10:05
You go not with this. You put like this, don't want to
1:10:09
go for this and all the way there.
1:10:12
Go from here to here. Don't cut my fingers, please
1:10:16
don't cut his. Fingers off, he cuts your face.
1:10:20
He's not very. Modally skilled anyway, so it's
1:10:22
OK you. Put this out and I want you to
1:10:35
go from here on the way to. Here.
1:10:42
From there, stop. It from there, from there to.
1:10:46
To there? No, no, OK From here, he's not
1:10:52
very. Mortally skilled guys.
1:10:54
OK, so we're going from. Here and what you guys?
1:10:57
Don't see is the table is also rocking while he's doing this
1:11:00
here butchers. You go, but it's it's OK.
1:11:06
But if you guys don't see this table is rocking while he's
1:11:08
doing this, so. There we go.
1:11:17
She's going to pick up. As she gone and you're going to
1:11:20
look this, put it, put it like that, not with the paints like
1:11:25
this and you go, all right, I want to show you how to do it.
1:11:30
OK, but. Obviously you want the leaf to
1:11:36
be tucked on yours. Watch.
1:11:38
You want the leaf. To be tucked, there it goes.
1:11:40
Watch. Nope.
1:11:41
Nope. Mind your.
1:11:43
Business. So there we go.
1:11:49
More angle, more angle, more angle, more angle, more angle,
1:11:52
more angle. No, so, so.
1:12:03
That was it. No, I'm just kidding.
1:12:05
Now. Now we're going to let Ish show
1:12:06
you guys how it's done. Ish Show.
1:12:08
It's got like. This just so you guys.
1:12:11
Can see and you go. Or like that, like that, like
1:12:16
that, like that. You come over here, you do and
1:12:21
you go. Yup.
1:12:24
Hello. See that guys?
1:12:25
Now you go. More glue over here and.
1:12:30
You see how quick that was too you?
1:12:33
Got it, there's. A lot.
1:12:35
Is there any way you can point that camera a little bit down
1:12:38
more? Everybody's asking for that.
1:12:40
There you go. Is that?
1:12:41
Better H. That's perfect.
1:12:44
You pick up. This over here.
1:12:46
Hold on. It's not done.
1:12:47
Yet it's not done yet. Put it back down and you put.
1:12:51
This and you do this. Don't punch.
1:12:55
Just call, ladies. In a circle.
1:12:57
Remember, no, you just butchered that.
1:13:04
It's a fucking. Butcher.
1:13:05
It's OK. It's OK.
1:13:07
We'll have more. We'll have more.
1:13:08
We have a. Lot more.
1:13:09
I was kidding. Like this.
1:13:13
Just go like this. You go like this.
1:13:19
OK, Yep. Stick.
1:13:20
The cap in, stick the head in and go back.
1:13:25
And you go like this with the blue.
1:13:30
And then? An oven.
1:13:32
And then and over and over you go.
1:13:36
At least then you come over here.
1:13:42
Now it may not look. The prettiest, but that's OK.
1:13:46
Hold with that hand and this beautify.
1:13:49
Back there you go. There.
1:13:51
You go yo. There, you got it, my man.
1:13:56
It's smell. Olive on and Boss Dog cigars,
1:13:59
yo. Check it out, play out.
1:14:00
It's not the prettiest. You're the pretty but but big.
1:14:05
Brother shut. Up, so that's.
1:14:06
Frank. Frankenstick.
1:14:10
I was told to tell you square, square hole, square peg, big
1:14:13
dog. Who was that?
1:14:17
You're probably already know who that is.
1:14:18
I don't have to tell you who that is.
1:14:20
Of course it was. So on that note, guys, that's
1:14:24
been another episode of Turnbuckles and Stogies.
1:14:29
That's the man right there. That's ish Yo.
1:14:32
Good. Have a good day.
1:14:34
Check us out turn Brokers and soggy spot my man Ishmael
1:14:38
Olivine. Yo, check us out.
1:14:40
JB and R Cigars, J&B. Cigars.
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Come on, J&B. Cigars in Brick, NJ, New Jersey.
1:14:47
Yo, if you don't come here and you don't tell him you got 10%
1:14:50
off, eat a bag of Dicks. All right, guys.
1:14:56
We will see you next week. We'll be live at the same time
1:14:59
8:30. That's the show.
1:15:12
For today everyone, thanks for listening.
1:15:14
We'll be back next week with an all new show and remember, you
1:15:18
can listen to us again and again.
1:15:20
The podcast of this radio show is available right after we go
1:15:23
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1:15:28
episodes. And thanks for joining us today.
1:15:31
I'd like to take a moment to talk.