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Jshock Asks Theo About Love and Dating(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Okay, so take me into, okay, so. The lore. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to go into the lore a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more. So your parents, they fell in love. You
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  Speaker 1: were conceived out at this beach place where you still
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  Speaker 1: go to this, and your family still goes there for vacation?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we go there every year with my friends too now. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We get in our own room, do our own thing,
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  Speaker 2: you know? Good time there.
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  Speaker 1: And would you ever, would that be some of the
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  Speaker 1: first place you would meet ladies and stuff? Dude, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you this.
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  Speaker 2: I had my first kiss there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my first kiss on that bed. Girl named Julie.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled this shit out of my back pocket.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: So I liked this girl for so long. Every year
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  Speaker 2: we would go, and her sister liked me too. So
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  Speaker 2: one year there was this other girl that came, because
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  Speaker 2: it's all different families. And I ended up liking her
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  Speaker 2: over this other girl. And I kind of forgot about her.
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  Speaker 2: And the next year I came back, and then she
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  Speaker 2: forgot about me. She started messing with some other dude.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, I got to make a move
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  Speaker 2: this year. So we're on a bet. Because we all
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  Speaker 2: had different rooms. They're right on the water. And we
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  Speaker 2: were all together. And I told one of my girlfriends,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, go get me some Oreo cookies.
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  Speaker 1: I got to do something.
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  Speaker 2: She goes to get the other cookies. She never comes back.
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  Speaker 2: And we're just talking about family, getting personal. And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so you'll be okay, right? With all this family stuff happening.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, yeah. I'm like, I know you will.
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  Speaker 1: She's shocked.
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  Speaker 2: Right? Then she started crying. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? Did you kiss her really fast, like a bird?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just, I did it. We were cool. I
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  Speaker 2: went back to my room, and apparently she started crying.
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  Speaker 2: She sent me a text message. I'm so sorry, but
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  Speaker 2: I like somebody else. I'm like, it's all good. Next day, like,
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  Speaker 2: kept it kind of chill, but I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: waited too long. I'm convinced I would have been dating
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  Speaker 2: that girl until today if I didn't wait that long.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Like you should have done it a summer before, you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, love is wild like that. Love is wild.
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  Speaker 2: She actually hit me up.
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  Speaker 1: But love has a time on the vine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a great person, great family.
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  Speaker 1: Love has a time on the vine where it gets
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  Speaker 1: ripe and then it falls off. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: You think so?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, man. You just told me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think you're right about that.
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  Speaker 1: I think you told me that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had a girlfriend in nine or ten years. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: 2018 was the last time I had a girlfriend. Really?
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  Speaker 2: Last time I did anything.
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  Speaker 1: Dang.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you got love on the brain, though.
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: So you got a lot of love to give.
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  Speaker 2: I got a lot of love to give and trying
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  Speaker 2: to receive it, man.
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  Speaker 1: Amen.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, you put so much out there, man. Your energy
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  Speaker 1: is so just like, I don't know. It makes me,
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  Speaker 1: I think it makes, it reminds people to just be themselves.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be.
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  Speaker 1: The best that they can. Dude, I'll tell you this story.
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  Speaker 1: So one time we went to the beach. And are
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  Speaker 1: you comfortable?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. We went to the beach and it was like
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  Speaker 1: down in like Panama City or Destin or something. And
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  Speaker 1: at night, like the kids would go walk out on
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  Speaker 1: the beach at night. Like that was the thing. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like if you were 14 or whatever, it
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  Speaker 1: was like right around that time where parents like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can go out to the beach. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Stay out of the ocean or whatever. But go have
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  Speaker 1: a good time. So during the day we would go
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  Speaker 1: sneak liquor or something, bury it out in the sand
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. Then we'd go find it and dig it
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  Speaker 1: up later at night and drink it out there. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, one night I'm out there. My buddy had
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  Speaker 1: met some friends. He's talking to them. So I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of walking down the beach, and I met this gal.
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  Speaker 1: And so we start kind of talking. She's like, it's
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  Speaker 1: a full moon. She's talking about all this full moon stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then we end up going out in the water
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  Speaker 1: and kind of kissing or whatever a little bit. And
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  Speaker 1: so it was very romantic. And then we come back,
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  Speaker 1: and we go back over by the hotel or the motel,
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  Speaker 1: whatever we're staying in. And we got into like the
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  Speaker 1: lights that were over there and she was like 35
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  Speaker 1: years old. And I was like 14 or what? And
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  Speaker 1: we just didn't realize, I think like, because it was
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  Speaker 1: dark out there, we just didn't realize it was like a,
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  Speaker 1: such a age difference. And, bro, so we just both, like,
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  Speaker 1: looked at each other and were like, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: I think, like, the way the moonlight hit us, you
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  Speaker 1: just couldn't tell.
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  Speaker 2: You hooked up with a cougar when you were 14?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, brother. You're a beast. I was out there on
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  Speaker 1: the beach just trying it. But it was just that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you're out there in the summer.
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  Speaker 2: That late night jam, that love. Summer love.
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  Speaker 1: Everything sounds like love.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Everything sounds like love music, too. Just the waves hitting.
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  Speaker 1: The moon sounds like it just hit.
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  Speaker 2: The smell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the smell of seagulls eating raviolis. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: The moon seems like it only came up just to
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  Speaker 1: watch people kiss, you know?
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  Speaker 2: You're getting like a painting of an image right now.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we're at a beach.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it's beautiful, brother. Yeah. That's one thing about that love,
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  Speaker 1: like especially that young love. There's just something about it, bro.
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  Speaker 1: When you'd be so nervous and you'd go to school, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that would be the craziest, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I would get butterflies every time I saw this girl.
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  Speaker 1: I would get fucking bald eagles in me.
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  Speaker 2: Little bald eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're flying around eating my intestines. That's how nervous
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  Speaker 1: I got. Like, I'd be standing there like this. There's
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  Speaker 1: fucking nine parrots inside.
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  Speaker 2: Would you throw up sometimes? Huh? Throw up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I threw up one time out of the
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  Speaker 1: window in class. This one girl was so beautiful, I
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  Speaker 1: just ran over to the window and just vomited right
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  Speaker 1: out of it.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't even care.
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: And there was some kid out there studying or whatever. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Screw him.
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  Speaker 2: I think now, looking back with that, I've only been
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  Speaker 2: in one relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I think, like, Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I always think, like, I wonder if she sees me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sees you now, like, having some of your success
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  Speaker 1: doing your thing?
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  Speaker 2: Because I feel like someone has gone up to a bar,
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  Speaker 2: be like, yo, like, you ever see this dude? Be like,
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  Speaker 2: that's with my ex. And then I want that dude
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  Speaker 2: to be like, well.
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  Speaker 1: You messed up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You messed up, you know? But I never wish.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you're not wishing he.
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  Speaker 2: Would do it. I've called her a million times. She
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  Speaker 2: never picked up, you know? She blocked my number. Unblocked it.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't heard from her in like 10 years, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just like, I genuinely want to see how you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Block o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you got block o'clock, bro. The husby blocking
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  Speaker 1: is bad.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's crazy, man.
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  Speaker 1: And how did things fall apart between you and her?
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  Speaker 2: I was immature, Mr. Vaughn. I was very immature.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, every time you call me Mr. Vaughn, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I teach driver's ed, dude. This is so good.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want me to call you Theo? Yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 2: I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can call me whatever you want. All right.
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  Speaker 1: But it's great though. It just, it shows who you are, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You got a level of respect in you.
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  Speaker 2: So we were dating for a year and a half
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  Speaker 2: and I just, I was immature. Like I was stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know what I wanted to do in life.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't like a man. I wasn't tough. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have any priorities, you know, any hobbies. Like I was
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  Speaker 2: just doing my thing, you know? I mean, I like music.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I made music, but I think she could,
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  Speaker 2: she sensed that. She's like, I'm going to be a
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  Speaker 2: pharmacist in college. What are you going to do? I'm like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll figure it out. I'll major in something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she went her way. I went my way. And
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  Speaker 2: she broke up with me. But I think she cheated
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  Speaker 2: on me. Because she kept bringing up this other guy.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, who the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 1: Rick or whatever his name was. Ricky.
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 1: Was his name Ricky or not? I just guess names sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't Ricky, was it?
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  Speaker 2: Tony. Oh, God. I think it was Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Of course it was Tony. Where was this at?
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  Speaker 2: When?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ten years ago.
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  Speaker 1: In Long Island?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Tony.
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  Speaker 2: It was definitely Tony. But I think she was hanging
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  Speaker 2: out with him type shit. And it was just weird
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  Speaker 2: because toward the end of the relationship, I wasn't seeing
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  Speaker 2: her that much. She was going out. And she called
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  Speaker 2: me over one day to go to the beach. And
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  Speaker 2: she came out with a blanket. Not a blanket, a hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: My hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: My bracelet. And there was a baby in the hoodie?
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  Speaker 1: Like E.T.? No, like she had a baby with the
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  Speaker 1: other guy, with Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Like, looking like E.T.? Remember E.T.? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: there was no baby. I don't think there was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God, thank God.
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  Speaker 2: And it was all my shit. And she was like, here.
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  Speaker 1: And you just had a little bit of stuff? She
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  Speaker 1: had it all wrapped up in a hoodie?
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  Speaker 2: All my stuff. It was my bracelet. I gave it
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  Speaker 2: back to her. We took a walk. I started crying.
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  Speaker 2: She started crying. And that was it. A couple months later,
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  Speaker 2: we tried to get back together, but her mom passed away. Nuh-uh. So...
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  Speaker 2: I had to try to help her through it. And
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  Speaker 2: she was going through a lot of shit, man. So
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  Speaker 2: it just didn't work out. And ever since then, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's been it.
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  Speaker 2: The only love shock I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: And now it's weird because I don't know if a
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  Speaker 2: girl likes me for my status, if I even have
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  Speaker 2: a high status, or if they like me for who
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  Speaker 2: I am. And it's like I've been on different dating apps.
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  Speaker 2: I get matches. I don't get matches. And you don't
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  Speaker 2: know what's real. And it's just hard to find love
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  Speaker 2: because I'm such a sociable person. I talk to everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Like we go to the bar or something, I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to everyone, girls, guys, making friends. And meanwhile, these girls
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  Speaker 2: are approaching guys and I'm like, what the, am I
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  Speaker 2: a brick wall? Am I invisible? Am I muted? It's
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  Speaker 2: like I can't, I can't land anything.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like that, do you feel like,
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  Speaker 1: do you ever feel like you're always going to be alone?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a weird question?
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  Speaker 2: Um, I've become comfortable with being alone because I'm grinding. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just so hungry now to just work, make content.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Literally, I saw you fucking eat 12 nuggets. I saw
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  Speaker 1: you eat freaking 12 nuggets, dude.
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  Speaker 2: 12 what?
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  Speaker 1: I saw you eat 12 nuggets somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: 12 nuggets?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was at Burger King, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I downed those.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I saw you.
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  Speaker 2: Crown nuggets?
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  Speaker 1: I saw you eat those crown nuggets, yeah. It looks
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  Speaker 1: like I ate it.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like I ate it. Oh. It's part of the.
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  Speaker 1: That's the magic of Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: Some people think I'm eating all the food, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: really just putting it to the side, eating it after,
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  Speaker 2: bringing it home. giving it to someone, you know?
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's the beat.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of homeless people where I am,
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  Speaker 2: but if, If there is, I'll go out of my
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  Speaker 2: way and drop it off.
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  Speaker 1: Well, these days you got to find them. It's like
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  Speaker 1: ever since, yeah, like that Pokemon Go, they've had like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of competition out there, I feel like. Because, dude,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: people were like, it's crazy when Pokemon Go came out.
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  Speaker 2: Is there like a homeless Pokemon Go word?
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  Speaker 1: No, but it's like before Pokemon Go, we had homeless people.
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  Speaker 1: It was like they were the Pokemon Go. And then...
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  Speaker 1: They did, they even digitize. If so, homeless people are like,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Like I used to have some, now
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  Speaker 1: there's just, people would be like stepping over, like get
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  Speaker 1: out of my way, homeless guy. I'm looking for a
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: digital Charizard, you know? So yeah, things have just gotten different, man.
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  Speaker 1: But about the girls, you said that like now it's like,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: so now you have more popularity, right? So that's one
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  Speaker 1: thing that I think a recognizability, that's another thing that
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  Speaker 1: I like to say. So it's like you get recognizability
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  Speaker 1: and then things do get a little bit confusing, right?
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  Speaker 1: But if you're a guy that's pretty close to their
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  Speaker 1: own feelings and close to their own emotions, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like you'd be able to clock pretty good if a
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  Speaker 1: girl is being real or not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you also are just looking to have
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  Speaker 1: something casual, just a little, you know.
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  Speaker 2: A little something?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little something, just a little.
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  Speaker 2: I'm down to have a little something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little tickle.
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  Speaker 2: Trying.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little cuddle session, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little freaking.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Popping a Blu-ray?
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little dirty ravioli Blu-ray, bro. And a blue chew.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: A little fettuccine Alfredo.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. You keep playing with this little baby rattle
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I got in my pants here. The freaking Lord's Man Akati, bro.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: The third thumb.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Put it on his shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: I really am. Oh, I got the penis of a
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  Speaker 1: large toddler, brother. That's what I say.
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  Speaker 2: With a binky?
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with a binky in his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: What are we talking about, dude? But yeah, dude. But
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  Speaker 1: you would be able to notice, bro. Because I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: if you're so much of a heart, which I think,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's who you are, right? You're so much
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  Speaker 1: of a guy who's, like, connected to the feelings. You're
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  Speaker 1: a real guy. You're going to know if somebody's being
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  Speaker 1: real or not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've had, I went to this place in Port Washington,
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  Speaker 2: and there was a group of girls, like, all nines.
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  Speaker 2: I call them a nickel and four pennies.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Nine out of nines. And it was like their birthday
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: weekend or something, and me and my boy were out.
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  Speaker 2: It was me, my dad, and my two friends. And
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  Speaker 2: we got a couple espresso martinis. I had like a
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: mocktail or something. And all these girls were out there
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  Speaker 2: talking to us. My friend was taking a shit in
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom from the espresso martini, missing out on all
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  Speaker 2: the action.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's always that guy, yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: My dad's talking to the bartender, and me and my
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  Speaker 2: boy are talking to all these girls. They keep coming
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  Speaker 2: out like a stampede of girls. I'm talking to all
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  Speaker 2: of them. I'm talking to 10 girls at once.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: And one girl.
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  Speaker 1: That's like that movie 300 or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I can talk to an infinite amount of girls at
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  Speaker 2: the same time. There's clips of it.
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  Speaker 1: Jayshawk, don't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 1: At the same time?
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  Speaker 2: I could like this.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You said you can't even do math.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? What's going on? Yeah, you good? Hey,
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I like your dress. Yeah, you like it? I'm just
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: on the fly. Anyway, one girl was like, What do you,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: I see you on TikTok, like you're famous, right? I'm like,
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm not famous. I'm like, if you don't
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: know me, I'm not famous. I don't like to say,
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I never like to say I'm famous or something like
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: that because I'm not. I like to say I'm just
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: an example of what you could be.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: You know, because that's being humble. Like God said that,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm just an example of what you could be.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: You're just an example of what I could be. You're
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: like a mentor, whatever. Because there's a lot of rumors
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: out there. There's people that say you're Allen. I've heard
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: you're Allen. I'm one of Allen Iverson's kids. I've heard
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: that before. I could be freaking Shaq's kid. Who are
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: we now? I don't know. Allen Iverson?
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I've heard. There's a lot of rumors out there.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I could shoot threes.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: I guess. That's all it takes.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: But anyway.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: No, but also, I'm trying to think of what else. Oh, yeah,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: there's rumors that you were conceived during an episode of
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, a reunion episode. You know, that's a.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: By who? Paulie B?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, dude.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Paulie D and Snooki? Or JWoww? JWoww? JShock? Possibility. Possibility.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's a way possibility.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Bro, I had a crush on JWoww like crazy back then.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, who didn't?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Guys, diggity damn.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Is that her?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Who's she with now? Huh?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Damn. Who's she with, dude? She's with us, bro, in
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: our dreams, bro.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: For real.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, her, a vodka sauce. Put me to sleep, Ronnie.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: God.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Is that Ronnie?
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Look, we both got bad vision, dude. Whoever he is,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: how about this? We love her so much, we don't
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: care if he stays around.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: We don't care.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that's Zach right there.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Zach?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: That's Zach right there. Oh, you know what? Actually, I
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: met him before. He's great. Great guy.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: She is asking me how much money I'm making. She's like,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: how many views do you get? Do the money come
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: from the views and all this stuff? I'm like, I'm
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: not telling you that. Like, I don't. talking about money
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: like that. And like, like I was.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Was it one of those view diggers? Yes. There's a
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: lot of those view diggers, dude.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: View diggers are the worst, bro.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: For real. Oh, that's a, that's a good term. Like that.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Like we have the gold version and you have the
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: view version.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. View diggers are the worst, bro.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like. Cloud, cloud chaser.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: And I got like four of their numbers. Asked them out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I thought you were interested then.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: And I was like, which one do you want to
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: go on a date with me? And they were, Right
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: in their hand. And I'm like, all right, let's go
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: get sushi. Nothing ever happened. That's how everything always happens.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I go, I get the confidence, ask her out. We
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: go nowhere. That's how it happens.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, I freaking met this girl, I'll tell you this,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: not even that long ago. And she texted me. And then,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I guess I messed up. Let's do one more little cheers.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I kind of enjoyed that, dude. Bro, I feel like
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm watching. Dude, do it one more time. I feel
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: like I'm watching your video. Choco clock. Choco clock.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: You really got to make a noise when you sip it, too.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Whoa, a little gargle at the end, huh? The old
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Italian mating call. I'm good, brother.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Let's pass out.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: You only get one more sip, okay?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, one more later.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And you can't have it too close to bed, either.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: What is the flavor?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's antipasto or whatever. We
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: got something special because we knew.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: A little mortadella flavor.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew we'd have some Italians in here today, brother. Oh, yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: we got some gnocchi.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, oh, I was telling you this story about a
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: freaking date or something. Yeah, dude, and so this girl,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: we ended up texting, and then I sent her, I
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was just having like a day, like sometimes I like
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: sending voice notes better than text. Do you ever do that?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell, yeah. Or like a, you voice the... The
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: text message? Yes. They'll type it out for you, but
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the voice memo is good because they like to hear
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: your voice. Yeah. I heard girls like that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I freaking heard girls like that too. And so
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I sent this girl one, and I sent this girl one,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: and dude, and it was like I was, you ever
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: notice when you're just in your bag when you're talking,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, dude, I'm feeling good. I'm confident. Everything's good.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I sent her like a nice voice note. It was
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: funny and everything. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Did you fart in the voice memo?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: No, I just was normal.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You didn't like sound like, like deeper high. What did
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: you say?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I told her, I said, I met this Christian
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: water skiing group and I was at a lake last
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: week and that I, and it was fun and that, yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: things were going pretty well. And that, uh, and then, oh,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I asked her, yeah, I said, do you have a
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: husband or anything? Because I didn't know if she had
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: a husband because I didn't want to be messaging someone
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: that had a husband.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: That's like, you got to call. There's certain, if you
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: say that, that's saved forever. I like the call. Like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: you don't want to have anything saved on voice or text.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: But what did I say that was wrong? You just
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: said it. Do the voice thing. You said you liked it. No,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: but I said, do you have a husband? I don't
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: want to be messaging some lady that have a husband.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I think you just go in line, figure it out,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: find out.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? That's what I did. And I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: didn't get nothing. I didn't figure out. I figured it
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: out that she was not interested, I guess. I don't know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I sent a nice voice note.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: She wasn't into it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: So it's okay. We don't need to feel bad about it.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: She missed out.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: She missed out.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Right? You know what I'm saying?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad about it.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: They can't see greatness.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: So why should you settle for less? Why?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you can't see greatness, baby, I'm like, look,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I can't, I ain't buying you glasses, girl. You know? Literally. Dang.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: What else?