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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Delmark making
- 0:04Speaker 1: the world a better tea.
- 0:06Speaker 2: I see the Warriors naming the stadium Shawn Johnson Stadium
- 0:09Speaker 2: for this Friday night. I'm just honor the legendary Warrior
- 0:13Speaker 2: who's retiring at the end of the.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Season, and they'll probably send him the billder like how
- 0:16Speaker 3: this sport at cost arena in the stadium for one
- 0:17Speaker 3: night only from go Media.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Here's what all the people there at the staff cost,
- 0:22Speaker 2: you know who work tonight? Security? All that cost.
- 0:25Speaker 3: But you know it's going to be the end of
- 0:27Speaker 3: it all. A stupid thing to say, of course, it's
- 0:29Speaker 3: the end of an era. But I hope, I hope
- 0:31Speaker 3: a full stadium, a full supportive stadium turnout. I know, hey,
- 0:34Speaker 3: the season hasn't worked out like we all wanted it,
- 0:37Speaker 3: but let's forget that. Send him out on our.
- 0:40Speaker 2: He deserves that's, you know, I iconic Warrior. So how
- 0:43Speaker 2: are the Bulldogs looking?
- 0:47Speaker 3: Well, if you're the Bulldog, if any of the Bulldogs
- 0:49Speaker 3: are listening, it's six am to a radio station in
- 0:51Speaker 3: New Zealand, just take take half of the team. They're
- 0:54Speaker 3: going to make the top eight to chuck out.
- 0:58Speaker 2: As far as I know they are just what's a lot,
- 1:00Speaker 2: you know, a high I don't think sport works like that.
- 1:03Speaker 2: But anyway, now speaking of sport, there was the Olympics
- 1:07Speaker 2: were going on, and we tried to dance around the
- 1:10Speaker 2: fact that we had a torch ceremony that had nothing
- 1:12Speaker 2: to do with the Olympics. Yesterday, Johno, you front footed it, pulled.
- 1:15Speaker 3: The plaster off. You know. For three weeks we were
- 1:17Speaker 3: like to be toeing around intellectual property and naming rights
- 1:21Speaker 3: of the Olympics. We were sent to blow by blow
- 1:23Speaker 3: account of what we can and can't say in regards
- 1:25Speaker 3: to the sporting bin. Now that's gone, Ben, the doors
- 1:28Speaker 3: are shut. This was to do with the Olympics. There,
- 1:30Speaker 3: torch ceremony. It's closing to opening ceremony, closing ceremony, Bean
- 1:34Speaker 3: and gone, it's done.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Yeah. So but it was about a week and a half,
- 1:37Speaker 2: almost two weeks ago we turned on a torch, a
- 1:40Speaker 2: dolphin torch that we found around the office. Now, these
- 1:42Speaker 2: batteries weren't new batteries, and we turned it on and
- 1:45Speaker 2: we're like, when the torch runs out, you can predict
- 1:48Speaker 2: the time at the hits Breakfast on Facebook. And then
- 1:51Speaker 2: if you're the closest to When the torch batteries run out,
- 1:53Speaker 2: you'll win five hundred dollars. This thing is still going
- 1:56Speaker 2: to the point that Johnno and I were walking yesterday
- 1:58Speaker 2: after the show. This to me, did you put new
- 2:01Speaker 2: betteries in me? The most serious John either is he
- 2:05Speaker 2: was like, hey, did you put a new betteries of
- 2:07Speaker 2: the torch? And I was like no. He's like, did
- 2:09Speaker 2: you you know you had it? And I was like, no,
- 2:10Speaker 2: I didn't you know. Because that's we're starting to we're
- 2:12Speaker 2: tuning against each other. This is how long this torch
- 2:14Speaker 2: has been going for.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Because yeah, it's unbelievable.
- 2:17Speaker 2: It's still going.
- 2:18Speaker 4: That is, Yeah, you didn't put you bet.
- 2:21Speaker 3: I didn't put you bet and.
- 2:22Speaker 2: I didn't neither.
- 2:23Speaker 4: No, I didn't know.
- 2:24Speaker 3: And I think that's why we've left it with security,
- 2:26Speaker 3: because it's off. You know, they're trusted and we're going
- 2:29Speaker 3: to phone Gunja, wonderful head of security. You could kill
- 2:34Speaker 3: a man if he wanted to Gunja for parking in
- 2:37Speaker 3: the car parks.
- 2:40Speaker 4: The opposite is true. He's the most lovely man. I'm like,
- 2:43Speaker 4: almost shouldn't be here the security. It's too sweet.
- 2:46Speaker 3: Morning, Hey, good John morning, How many men have you
- 2:52Speaker 3: killed over your career?
- 2:55Speaker 2: Again, he doesn't talk numbers. The torch. We need to know,
- 2:59Speaker 2: we need our torch update. Is this thing still going.
- 3:06Speaker 3: The last? Maybe another few days more? He's shining it
- 3:09Speaker 3: over from reception? Is this like, Gunjan is the caretaker
- 3:14Speaker 3: of the light of the torch? Talk us through your
- 3:17Speaker 3: thoughts and feelings.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Are you putting your betteries in there? Are you like?
- 3:26Speaker 2: Is it a prank on us? So you're putting new
- 3:28Speaker 2: betteries in every day?
- 3:29Speaker 5: No? No, no, no, it's like this since you gave me.
- 3:33Speaker 5: It's just I'm taking good care of it.
- 3:34Speaker 4: So you know he wants this bloody thing.
- 3:37Speaker 2: He's got more important things to do.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Has it changed your life, Gunjah? Has it made you reflect?
- 3:43Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 3:44Speaker 5: Yeah, it made my life more break.
- 3:49Speaker 6: Do you reckon?
- 3:49Speaker 4: The beam?
- 3:50Speaker 2: Has got you keep saying that?
- 3:53Speaker 4: Yeah, he's shining and his face it looks.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Still.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Thank you God, John, you have a great day. I
- 3:59Speaker 2: appreciate you're looking after hes to the hats breakfast on Facebook.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars still up for grabs one day before
- 4:06Speaker 2: the end of time.
- 4:08Speaker 3: It doesn't look any less bright than when we're first too.
- 4:11Speaker 3: And you did some research into the dolphin what is
- 4:13Speaker 3: it called a dolphine Because it's also water waterproof as well,
- 4:16Speaker 3: you can go under water.
- 4:17Speaker 4: It's a really great advertisement for one of these torches.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I know it's still going. Hey. Next, you've been looking
- 4:23Speaker 2: into some celebrities hidden talents.
- 4:26Speaker 3: One celebrity and you're like, oh, she's a rapper, she's
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- 4:36Speaker 1: Next on The Hats, The Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
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- 4:54Speaker 3: Can you get dirty? Do any washing those heads? Now?
- 4:58Speaker 3: There's coming up later on today. Now, Megan, you shared
- 5:01Speaker 3: something yesterday and you wanted to do well. The topic
- 5:04Speaker 3: was do you have a special location?
- 5:06Speaker 4: Was it like places of significance in your relationship?
- 5:09Speaker 2: But we're looking for more sort of unusual places, right.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Yeah, in a lot of ways, like a car park
- 5:15Speaker 4: of a warehouse. It's quite significant, a specific one for
- 5:20Speaker 4: our relationship.
- 5:21Speaker 3: So is this the first Was this the first smooch
- 5:23Speaker 3: for you too? No, I know what it was. I
- 5:25Speaker 3: don't know why I'm leaving. Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 4: No, So I taught my husband to drive a manual
- 5:33Speaker 4: and the mass car park.
- 5:35Speaker 2: We give you a grief about how you're older than him,
- 5:38Speaker 2: but nothing makes you makes him sound more young than
- 5:41Speaker 2: when you say I taught him to drive a manual
- 5:44Speaker 2: something that was like fifteen at school, which he wasn't,
- 5:46Speaker 2: which I know it wasn't.
- 5:48Speaker 4: But I learned an emmanual and he learned automatic. So
- 5:51Speaker 4: like he as he got older, he just drove automatic cars.
- 5:54Speaker 4: But I had a manual car and I was like, well,
- 5:56Speaker 4: if you want to drive my car, my Master Emmix five.
- 5:59Speaker 3: At the time, you to Racy Little Love mid Life
- 6:02Speaker 3: Crisis numbers and I wouldn't wind any Mix five.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was young, so I had to teach
- 6:06Speaker 4: you to drive it.
- 6:07Speaker 3: So, yeah, we were going to bed for you. We
- 6:11Speaker 3: give you grief, but we're going to bet for you
- 6:12Speaker 3: when people call you names you know about your age difference. Yeah,
- 6:16Speaker 3: stories like this don't help. I do not like this
- 6:19Speaker 3: is an internal story. You don't have to get this
- 6:21Speaker 3: out in the public arena. What late now?
- 6:23Speaker 4: But yeah, we always go through that car park and
- 6:26Speaker 4: I'm like, oh the story.
- 6:29Speaker 2: How does he take that? You're like, He's like you, no.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Don't tell anyone there. Yeah, there I am.
- 6:35Speaker 3: And then tell you the parker.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I told you to tie your shoelaces, but to be
- 6:40Speaker 2: fold and ride a pushbike.
- 6:44Speaker 3: To be fit Andrew and their generation. Yeah would they?
- 6:47Speaker 3: Why would they? He's probably learned how to drive a
- 6:50Speaker 3: manuel now and gone, okay, well that's fine, but yeah,
- 6:53Speaker 3: it's easier the other way.
- 6:54Speaker 2: It was the last time I drive.
- 6:56Speaker 4: I know you now, I'm thinking, do I still remember
- 6:58Speaker 4: how to do it? And they face the mountains. A
- 7:01Speaker 4: lot of brands are like getting rid of the men.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Like technology has moved on. If you ride a bike
- 7:08Speaker 3: and you've got to go back and learn how to
- 7:10Speaker 3: ride a pinny of farthing, well, it was yeah, so
- 7:13Speaker 3: I can understand why he hadn't learned.
- 7:15Speaker 4: And it was literally like this is hard, white white
- 7:19Speaker 4: You have to do so much. You do every arm
- 7:21Speaker 4: and foot has to do something.
- 7:23Speaker 3: The only thing it's useful for burnouts.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, so we wanted unusual places of significance
- 7:31Speaker 2: in your relationship today, like a warehouse, car park where
- 7:34Speaker 2: you taught your.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Husband to drive.
- 7:37Speaker 2: We had a tree man and I like we our
- 7:39Speaker 2: first t our, first cast was like a tree, like
- 7:42Speaker 2: it was next to a tree, and it was like
- 7:45Speaker 2: and so that for a while was the was well
- 7:47Speaker 2: basically we thought the tree stunk. You go past it
- 7:50Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, it's quite a smell, and so
- 7:51Speaker 2: it became the skanky love tree because it smelled skanky.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Then we worked out later that it was a mault
- 7:56Speaker 2: factory that was next to the tree, and that was
- 7:59Speaker 2: the smell the tree. So we besmooched the good the tree.
- 8:02Speaker 4: How did you end up the tree with a stinky
- 8:04Speaker 4: smell and having a smooch.
- 8:06Speaker 2: We were walking through, you know, it was like evening.
- 8:08Speaker 2: You could see it was a nice view and we
- 8:10Speaker 2: sat there and you know that was the first thing
- 8:11Speaker 2: well looking out towards the city. But later we go
- 8:14Speaker 2: on that tree was really scary. It was our significant
- 8:18Speaker 2: spot for a while.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Okay, I wad the hets what is your special location?
- 8:24Speaker 3: It doesn't have to yea the stranger, the better really. Yeah,
- 8:27Speaker 3: I'll tell you how a wet T shirt competition was
- 8:29Speaker 3: our special location.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Jees I read the hats four four eight seven on
- 8:34Speaker 2: your Tuesday Morning with John on.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Ben the Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Just wanting to know what's the special place, special location
- 8:40Speaker 3: in your relationship.
- 8:42Speaker 4: Meghan clarification being just seid. My special place is the
- 8:46Speaker 4: Wearehouse car park where I tour my husband to drive.
- 8:50Speaker 2: And none of that is actually incorrect. You taught your
- 8:52Speaker 2: husband to drive, Daniel.
- 8:55Speaker 4: You make it sound like he was looting to drive
- 8:57Speaker 4: for the first time. He wasn't like fifteen sixteen.
- 9:01Speaker 2: That sounded like he was fifteen.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was You're in that car part the
- 9:05Speaker 3: other day and you're like.
- 9:05Speaker 4: Oh, this is where I to drive.
- 9:07Speaker 3: And he's like, please don't say that out loud to anyway,
- 9:10Speaker 3: and then you've just gone and put it on the radio.
- 9:12Speaker 2: So up until then, was he taking the school bus
- 9:15Speaker 2: or what was what was happening?
- 9:16Speaker 4: He was riding his bar.
- 9:19Speaker 3: I honestly, my specially our special location. Although Jennifer doesn't
- 9:23Speaker 3: like to acknowledge this, my wife is It was a
- 9:27Speaker 3: rock promotion. I was working for the rock different time,
- 9:29Speaker 3: different era, what was appropriate, what was inappropriate to We're
- 9:32Speaker 3: at a competition where all the T shirts were wet, okay,
- 9:36Speaker 3: I tuned up middle of winter, too cold, and that's
- 9:42Speaker 3: that's when we first connected to And she'ld like me
- 9:44Speaker 3: to stipulate she wasn't a contescent. I was allowed to
- 9:48Speaker 3: ask she would she would want that out there, she
- 9:50Speaker 3: would want that out there. But it was at a
- 9:52Speaker 3: bar in west Auckland, and I have some friends that
- 9:55Speaker 3: love out West two and they get fund great joy
- 9:57Speaker 3: in the fact that we met.
- 9:59Speaker 4: There with me crap about vangalistic.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Yeah, we locked eyes over a bloody Premu Sperman and
- 10:05Speaker 3: a purple gana purple goanas.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm seeing those this second time round.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Very Yeah.
- 10:12Speaker 2: So what's the place of significance for you? The unusual
- 10:15Speaker 2: place like the ware house car park, or like a
- 10:17Speaker 2: T shirt with.
- 10:19Speaker 3: Soggy T shirt competition? They still have soggy T shirt.
- 10:22Speaker 3: I'm sure some parts of you will still love a
- 10:23Speaker 3: soggy T shirt, don't they. We're gonna get Shikita on
- 10:26Speaker 3: the phone. What's a special place for you and your partner, Shaquita?
- 10:30Speaker 7: So for us, it's the Hamilton Airport.
- 10:32Speaker 3: Amen why's that?
- 10:35Speaker 7: So my partner and I did meet on a on
- 10:37Speaker 7: a Facebook page and we corresponded like FaceTime, messing journal,
- 10:40Speaker 7: that sort of thing, and I thought I would come
- 10:42Speaker 7: up for a weekend so we could meet, and yeah,
- 10:45Speaker 7: I flow into Hamilton and that's where we met for
- 10:47Speaker 7: the first time, and sheared there for us kiss as well.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Now romantic romantic?
- 10:52Speaker 3: How long were you doing the long distance thing?
- 10:54Speaker 7: For probably a couple of months? And then I came
- 10:58Speaker 7: up for the weekend, and then I went back and
- 11:01Speaker 7: we had a lockdown just after I came back, so
- 11:03Speaker 7: I wasn't sure when i'd actually get to see her again.
- 11:05Speaker 7: So I actually ended up moving up here during a lockdown.
- 11:10Speaker 7: I got a job at a one of those you
- 11:13Speaker 7: know what are they called?
- 11:14Speaker 4: Were they?
- 11:15Speaker 7: They don't shut over COVID and all that sort of thing.
- 11:18Speaker 7: I got a I got a job at one of
- 11:20Speaker 7: those places, a radio station. I was the central worker.
- 11:25Speaker 7: Moved up and then we got married three weeks ago.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Love's very very cool at the airport. Special place.
- 11:36Speaker 7: Yeah, special place, Thank you.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Special place. Have a wonderful day.
- 11:42Speaker 2: We're going to go to Leanne.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Good morning, special location in your relationship, Leanne.
- 11:54Speaker 8: Yeah, we go to way Mad quite frequently.
- 11:57Speaker 7: And then yeah, we were there with our friends one
- 11:59Speaker 7: day and my part drop down on day.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Ahful, looks like so much fun.
- 12:06Speaker 7: It's amazing.
- 12:07Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun.
- 12:09Speaker 3: It's a world of music and dance.
- 12:11Speaker 2: That's right.
- 12:12Speaker 3: That does look like a lot of fun. You're right,
- 12:14Speaker 3: and so you see, yes, yes, and we're getting married
- 12:19Speaker 3: in March and the same time as Oh Love Love Dudham. Hey,
- 12:28Speaker 3: thank you for you you call the Leanne really appreciate
- 12:30Speaker 3: it to some great text actually coming through on four
- 12:33Speaker 3: four eight seven. Special place for us as the toilet
- 12:36Speaker 3: in the cleric pub in Auckland. There'll be a lot
- 12:41Speaker 3: of there'll be a lot of toilet.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a special places.
- 12:44Speaker 3: That's the real New Zealand Shakespearean love story. We met
- 12:49Speaker 3: in the toilet. Maybe Dix in terror and terror Dale
- 12:53Speaker 3: seems like a special place as well.
- 12:55Speaker 4: Maybe Dicks outstanding service are the one about the cemetery.
- 12:58Speaker 4: I meet my husband in a cemetery. I remember the
- 13:01Speaker 4: graves around when we when he first asked me out, well.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Let's let's you know, symet is our field with them
- 13:07Speaker 3: they'll be a eched in your memory wouldn't theyme?
- 13:10Speaker 4: But I have so many questions.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Call them.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Try to get this person on next the heads that
- 13:17Speaker 1: Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Andrea, I was trying to get her husband Natama to listen.
- 13:23Speaker 3: He does doesn't listen to the radio in general. He's
- 13:28Speaker 3: got other options in his life.
- 13:30Speaker 2: One of those other options.
- 13:30Speaker 3: I won't be speaking about those other options right now,
- 13:33Speaker 3: but I don't know. I felt like yesterday might be
- 13:36Speaker 3: a hard cell, hard sell to get him across the show.
- 13:38Speaker 3: So we're going to call him day two. See how
- 13:41Speaker 3: it's going to see if he's even still listening. Good morning, Hello, sir.
- 13:49Speaker 3: I'm here to do a s on what you are
- 13:53Speaker 3: listening to right now.
- 13:58Speaker 2: Now, you're you've been a big fan of streaming music.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Thing that I can't even mention that so Boldimore and
- 14:05Speaker 2: Harry Potter can't. He should not be named.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Now, how have you found the experience so far? Sir?
- 14:13Speaker 5: You're very funny. You actually got a lot of good
- 14:16Speaker 5: never actually didn't know that your had.
- 14:19Speaker 2: That's good, that's a positive. That's good.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Well, we've been doing this for twenty three years. Twenty
- 14:25Speaker 3: three years. None of that's cut through.
- 14:30Speaker 2: So we have you really been a burden to your
- 14:32Speaker 2: morning like they're having done this.
- 14:33Speaker 5: So no, I like that twenty dollars giveaway bound too much?
- 14:40Speaker 5: Yet I didn't actually know that Marston was the biggest
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- 14:44Speaker 3: On up a quiz, Yeah, new to the game. He's
- 14:50Speaker 3: getting things confused. But how have you found the eight
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- 14:57Speaker 5: Well, I'm not too big on commercial it's do being
- 15:00Speaker 5: sold cheaply, budget cheaply.
- 15:03Speaker 3: This is a sophisticated a sophisticated medium, and advertising so.
- 15:09Speaker 5: Cheaply from the old school. Then I go and see it,
- 15:12Speaker 5: then I guess it. I don't get told to buy
- 15:14Speaker 5: something that I don't.
- 15:17Speaker 3: You're going to tell me to buy your it's just
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- 15:25Speaker 4: Just thing you might have seen. It's onspecial.
- 15:27Speaker 1: I love it.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Okay, So you think you'll stick with us until Friday
- 15:30Speaker 2: and do try it? You'll try it until Friday and
- 15:32Speaker 2: then hopefully answer these questions for five hundred dollars for
- 15:35Speaker 2: you and five hundred dollars for your wife?
- 15:36Speaker 5: Are you guys who actually work as the team. That's
- 15:38Speaker 5: what I'm actually just excited about. How funny you all
- 15:43Speaker 5: that that that phone cover you would talk about this morning?
- 15:46Speaker 5: What's your name? Jackie? As you run up here.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Listening?
- 15:51Speaker 3: Look, yeah, referencing certain points here? Okay, are there any words?
- 15:56Speaker 5: That's so funny? You work as the team, so you're
- 16:00Speaker 5: feeed off each other. I mean, gosh, well, thank you
- 16:03Speaker 5: people listening to you? Guys?
- 16:05Speaker 3: Why are people listening to boss ask every day?
- 16:10Speaker 2: You know in a different tone. Yeah, because you mentioned Spotify.
- 16:13Speaker 3: I am there.
- 16:14Speaker 2: I said it.
- 16:14Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said it now, No, Timma, we always
- 16:17Speaker 3: you know, like constructive feedback to any work one, anything
- 16:19Speaker 3: we can improve on.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Just give up the great work you're doing. Okay, well
- 16:23Speaker 5: a professional.
- 16:25Speaker 2: My heart?
- 16:27Speaker 3: Have we flipped you? Have we flipped your tuma?
- 16:29Speaker 5: Well there take a lot of Okay.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Okay, quite the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Just talking about your package arriving in your letter box
- 16:39Speaker 2: reminded me there was a package at work for me.
- 16:43Speaker 2: H picked it up? How lovely is the its audience?
- 16:45Speaker 2: Just from Lisa and why he don't know address or anything?
- 16:48Speaker 2: Sending me a whole lot of a card?
- 16:51Speaker 3: Worse?
- 16:51Speaker 2: You know, I'm collecting the cards. The Disney cards.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Would cost her money to see.
- 16:57Speaker 1: How lovely is that?
- 16:57Speaker 2: Thank you Lisa? No no address or anything phone numbers
- 17:00Speaker 2: to say thank you to thank you to Lisa. She said,
- 17:02Speaker 2: this will help with your addiction. You can use these
- 17:05Speaker 2: at your swap meat.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Really, we really lost a lot of credibility that day.
- 17:11Speaker 2: You think you're away last week, But I've hooked on
- 17:13Speaker 2: these cards.
- 17:13Speaker 4: Yeah, more than the You're always talked on all those cards.
- 17:17Speaker 2: So thank you, thank you for there's a lot of cards.
- 17:19Speaker 2: There's a lot. She's spent a lot.
- 17:21Speaker 3: How many, one hundred and eight to collect us then?
- 17:23Speaker 2: Yeah, so hey, well it's great. It's a great day, guys.
- 17:25Speaker 3: It's a great day.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Ben boys, it's the audience.
- 17:28Speaker 3: What a great audience? Tell you what's not a nice audience?
- 17:32Speaker 3: The audience on the internet at the moment, Blake Live
- 17:35Speaker 3: is really getting it's getting lively in the comments section.
- 17:38Speaker 3: If I could coin a phrase.
- 17:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to try and cover off a lot
- 17:41Speaker 4: of it. But there's so much happening.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Been around Gossip Girl, great movies as well, berried to
- 17:48Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds. In a great new movie you saw the
- 17:50Speaker 2: other the other night.
- 17:51Speaker 4: It ends with us and this is kind of where
- 17:53Speaker 4: it started. Colleen Hoover's book was turned into a movie
- 17:56Speaker 4: which does talk about domestic violence in it, So it
- 18:00Speaker 4: has a very serious message in this movie not a comedy.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Not a comedy. And first of all, it started with
- 18:06Speaker 4: people having or being upset with the way she was
- 18:09Speaker 4: promoting it, like it was a wrong com and saying
- 18:11Speaker 4: everyone should wear florals to the movie. Now there's some
- 18:15Speaker 4: reports that she hasn't been getting along with Justin Baldoni,
- 18:18Speaker 4: the other lead in that movie.
- 18:21Speaker 3: He means nothing to me, but someone hot.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Jane the Virgin is Hot is also a great actor.
- 18:27Speaker 4: So there's now a rumors coming out from set that
- 18:29Speaker 4: she has not been getting along with a lot of
- 18:31Speaker 4: people on all the time.
- 18:34Speaker 2: We don't know.
- 18:34Speaker 3: It's like no one's there, No one's there, and someone there.
- 18:38Speaker 2: They might have caught a one conversation out of a
- 18:40Speaker 2: thousand conversations they had.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Now that what I'm loving is Megan is so involved
- 18:44Speaker 3: in this every day updates. So now I feel like
- 18:47Speaker 3: she's dragged you into this.
- 18:49Speaker 4: But I'm making a show like I'm on side with
- 18:52Speaker 4: everyone on the internet. I'm kind of like, I think
- 18:55Speaker 4: she's getting a raw deal. I think everyone's piling on
- 18:59Speaker 4: a bit much.
- 19:01Speaker 2: They're now at the stage where people were going back
- 19:02Speaker 2: through old interviews and things. These are things that happened
- 19:05Speaker 2: like decades ago. And I'm not saying these things shouldn't
- 19:08Speaker 2: have happened, but when you start looking back at stuff,
- 19:10Speaker 2: you feel like you don't give people a chance to
- 19:12Speaker 2: kind of learn from their mistakes. And if she was
- 19:14Speaker 2: doing these things now, absolutely so she's.
- 19:17Speaker 4: Yeah, her and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation
- 19:20Speaker 4: where slaves were working years and years and years.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Ago, and I assume knowing them as a couple, they
- 19:26Speaker 3: demanded to be to be married on a slavery plantation.
- 19:30Speaker 3: The wedding planner make sure it's slavery related.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Which run is bringing up again. But they did apologize
- 19:36Speaker 4: and they got remarried at their house because they were like,
- 19:38Speaker 4: we're so ashamed. They made a donation like two hundred
- 19:41Speaker 4: thousand dollars, so you know, like they've tried to rectify it,
- 19:44Speaker 4: but it's like at this point, I don't know what
- 19:46Speaker 4: we can do.
- 19:47Speaker 3: If you owned the plantation too, it's probably not a
- 19:49Speaker 3: thing you're going to front foot if you wanted to
- 19:51Speaker 3: have weddings held there.
- 19:52Speaker 4: Yeah, so there is a lot of trawling happening where
- 19:54Speaker 4: people are bringing up all kinds of things online. But
- 19:58Speaker 4: I just feel like it's.
- 19:59Speaker 3: A bit you want to defend Blake Lively. You love
- 20:02Speaker 3: Blake Live Pilot.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Last night I saw as well. It's like something she
- 20:06Speaker 2: said in an interview ten years ago, and yeah, okay,
- 20:09Speaker 2: we wouldn't say that now, but at the time it's like,
- 20:12Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's it's okay, but it's it's like
- 20:14Speaker 2: two years ago now. It's.
- 20:17Speaker 3: No one's perfect. But this is the problem when you're
- 20:19Speaker 3: going and you defend a celebrity like you're getting paid
- 20:22Speaker 3: for us. Now, if I could present my friend being
- 20:24Speaker 3: boys with his infatuation with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, yes
- 20:29Speaker 3: you would. You would die for that man. You would would.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Probably would actually Dwayne.
- 20:35Speaker 3: But the thing is we're all human. We all make mistake,
- 20:39Speaker 3: not Johnson.
- 20:40Speaker 4: I experienced that recently because he was on seat with
- 20:43Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds, so maybe Ryan's the problem. But they were
- 20:46Speaker 4: on seat together and they disagreed and Dwayne was apparently
- 20:49Speaker 4: turning up late and everything.
- 20:50Speaker 3: A ben schedule.
- 20:53Speaker 4: Fenn was like, no, no, no, don't work themselves out mate,
- 20:58Speaker 4: those biceps, don't pump themselves.
- 21:00Speaker 3: If Dwayne the Royal Johnson was involved in a racism, sexism,
- 21:06Speaker 3: whatever scandal, Ben would have to take bereavement from work
- 21:12Speaker 3: defend them to be like, hey, we weren't.
- 21:14Speaker 2: There, we weren't there. We don't know, and we don't know.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Everyone does have that one celebrity that they'll defend like
- 21:20Speaker 3: they get paid for it.
- 21:21Speaker 4: I defend Harry Styles to the end, to the very end.
- 21:25Speaker 3: Why what what's the wisiness loyalty coming from?
- 21:26Speaker 6: He's just a.
- 21:27Speaker 4: Wonderful human being and he's also very treated.
- 21:30Speaker 2: But we are all humans. We are all flawed in
- 21:32Speaker 2: some ways.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Mistake.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Yeah, people I feel like should be allowed to make
- 21:37Speaker 2: mistakes and learn from those mistakes. Yeah, okay, so but anyway, Andrew,
- 21:40Speaker 2: that's four four eight seven. What we want to know
- 21:42Speaker 2: today is the celebrity that you defend.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Yeah it takes four four seven. I won't him just
- 21:47Speaker 3: saying what he said. Oh, give us a call.
- 21:49Speaker 1: The heads that Jona and Ben podcast.
- 21:51Speaker 2: Talking about the actor Black Lively, who seems to be
- 21:54Speaker 2: under a bit of media attention at the moment social
- 21:57Speaker 2: media as well, about some of the things that she's
- 21:59Speaker 2: previous done and interviews and is doing now, but it
- 22:03Speaker 2: seems like a lot of stuff's been reached out from
- 22:05Speaker 2: the past.
- 22:05Speaker 4: Everyone's keen to cancel her. She's been doing Primo for
- 22:08Speaker 4: It Ends with Us, which is a great movie as
- 22:11Speaker 4: in cinemas now. I loved it. It's based on the
- 22:13Speaker 4: Colleen Hoover book. But people not in priest with the
- 22:16Speaker 4: way she's promoting it like it's a rom com when
- 22:18Speaker 4: it has a really serious message.
- 22:19Speaker 3: We did all start to unrevel were the rumors that
- 22:22Speaker 3: she wasn't getting along with the other guy there. I
- 22:24Speaker 3: can't remember his.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Name, Justin Baldoni.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Yeah, is that where it kind of started. Cracks started
- 22:29Speaker 3: to appear, and then yeah, and she.
- 22:31Speaker 4: Made some lighthearted remarks and her prets tour about the movie.
- 22:38Speaker 4: I think, I don't know. I feel like she was
- 22:40Speaker 4: just trying to keep it lighthearted. She also did make
- 22:42Speaker 4: some serious comments we don't not warranted.
- 22:46Speaker 3: I don't know anyone in the situation. We don't know
- 22:48Speaker 3: what went on. But what we do know how to
- 22:50Speaker 3: do is make a conspiracy theory video on TikTok. There's
- 22:54Speaker 3: some reporter was saying that she commented on Blake Lively's
- 22:58Speaker 3: body because it had been publicly announced that Blake and
- 23:01Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds were having a baby.
- 23:02Speaker 2: This is a while ago. Again, Yes, you're right.
- 23:04Speaker 3: And what did she say to her?
- 23:05Speaker 4: Congratulations on your little bump, and then.
- 23:07Speaker 2: She replied back, congratulations on your.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Bumps and woking, rats on your little bump.
- 23:13Speaker 7: Congrats on your little bump.
- 23:15Speaker 3: So that's Blake saying back to her, congrats on your
- 23:18Speaker 3: little bump. Does she have a little bum.
- 23:21Speaker 4: She's also come out and said that she can't have children,
- 23:24Speaker 4: so that hurt a lot.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Yeah, which is yeah, but when.
- 23:27Speaker 4: You're pregnant, it's not fun to have people commenting on
- 23:29Speaker 4: your body. I'll just say that.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Okay, so you are defending Blake lively to the bittery.
- 23:35Speaker 4: I just I think it's like people think it's easy
- 23:38Speaker 4: when you're a celebrity that they can just take whatever.
- 23:41Speaker 4: You know, you can just have at them, But they're
- 23:43Speaker 4: still a human.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Honestly, you know, there's a point where you have to
- 23:46Speaker 3: put I was like, that was Kelly. I was like,
- 23:49Speaker 3: at some point, I can't be singing I believe I
- 23:51Speaker 3: can fly down the motorway. You have to pull up
- 23:54Speaker 3: in at some point, people, Kelly, can I believe I
- 23:59Speaker 3: can fly that's a jam when you're driving down the
- 24:02Speaker 3: Southern on the way home.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Wins through the here.
- 24:08Speaker 3: But there's a problem with defending human beings.
- 24:10Speaker 2: They're all floors. It's a totally different class. Yeah, but
- 24:16Speaker 2: what Blake Lively is ruber to be doing.
- 24:19Speaker 3: A celebrity that you you defend like you're getting paid
- 24:22Speaker 3: for it, bi of how are you?
- 24:24Speaker 8: I'm fine? Thank you?
- 24:26Speaker 3: Have you on BIV now celebrity great? I haven't made
- 24:29Speaker 3: a bad BIV.
- 24:32Speaker 4: Bad bibs don't exist.
- 24:34Speaker 2: That's right.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Now.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Who's the celebrity for you that you like to defend,
- 24:38Speaker 2: like we all like to defend celebrities.
- 24:41Speaker 8: Right, So Will Smith I think it was at the time,
- 24:45Speaker 8: Will Smith.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Yeah, well your willsmouth, massive fan of fresh prints. I've
- 24:48Speaker 2: got Will Smith shorts as well. And then we need
- 24:52Speaker 2: to talk to you about that. And then the slap
- 24:54Speaker 2: and then obviously the slap at the Oscars, imagine was
- 24:57Speaker 2: something that a lot of people went or maybe he
- 24:59Speaker 2: went too far. We your thoughts, well.
- 25:01Speaker 8: No, not at all. I mean he was quite rude
- 25:03Speaker 8: and you know, should never. You don't know why someone's
- 25:06Speaker 8: got the here real short, it could have been a sickness.
- 25:08Speaker 8: He should never have made any sort of comment against
- 25:11Speaker 8: his wife.
- 25:12Speaker 3: Yes, still defending Will Smith.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I also.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Don't disagree with what Bib's saying. So maybe a slack
- 25:17Speaker 4: wasn't it much?
- 25:19Speaker 6: That's right?
- 25:20Speaker 8: There was perfect be more and more violence, not knowing
- 25:26Speaker 8: for violent?
- 25:27Speaker 3: Yeah, well good only be Still defending Will Smith.
- 25:30Speaker 2: I feel like he's Will Smith's come back into you know,
- 25:32Speaker 2: Bad Boys. It was a huge moving Now it feels
- 25:34Speaker 2: like people have given him a chance to, you know,
- 25:37Speaker 2: if they thought he made a mistake and like to
- 25:39Speaker 2: move on from that, which doesn't always happen these days,
- 25:42Speaker 2: to ignore.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Did you see Bad Boys?
- 25:44Speaker 3: Bev?
- 25:45Speaker 8: I did see Bad Boys. I'm just trying to think
- 25:47Speaker 8: I watched Bad Boys.
- 25:52Speaker 2: But there must have been a Bad Boys in between
- 25:54Speaker 2: or two that I've messed all their characters no longer
- 25:56Speaker 2: there was that. There was a few plot holes that
- 25:58Speaker 2: they had to sort of piece together.
- 25:59Speaker 3: But he had been a bad boy because or you
- 26:02Speaker 3: just hadn't seen the films.
- 26:03Speaker 2: You hadn't seen the films. Yeah, but then mart Lawrence
- 26:05Speaker 2: slaps Will Smith in the movie. I was like, is
- 26:07Speaker 2: this is this a nod? But no, I don't think so.
- 26:10Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, basically yeah, I've seen so there's too
- 26:13Speaker 8: many movies on.
- 26:14Speaker 1: I'm watching it the.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Moment Biv Big Becker of will Smith, and I feel
- 26:17Speaker 3: like Ben's back on the Will Smith train.
- 26:20Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got strength.
- 26:23Speaker 2: I want to wear the short exactly. I want to
- 26:24Speaker 2: wear the shorts of the summer.
- 26:26Speaker 3: He put them away in storage.
- 26:31Speaker 8: Okay, you as well by.
- 26:32Speaker 3: The great texts here too. I defend Kirsten Dunce to
- 26:36Speaker 3: the grave christ Christ's niche choice starting never she needed
- 26:40Speaker 3: defending either.
- 26:41Speaker 2: I don't think she's done anything wrong. As far as.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Another TC poor throats him and Michael Jackson till the
- 26:46Speaker 3: day I die. You've written that wave we have. We
- 26:49Speaker 3: stopped playing for a while. Now we're back on the
- 26:51Speaker 3: Jaco train, aren't we?
- 26:53Speaker 4: No one for Molly May If you're following that drama,
- 26:56Speaker 4: Tommy Fury.
- 26:58Speaker 3: I keep this coming through. It's four for oh seven celebrities.
- 27:01Speaker 3: You defend like you're getting paid.
- 27:02Speaker 2: For us plus one thousand dollars could be yours with
- 27:04Speaker 2: the Alpha Quez. It's all coming up on the hats.
- 27:07Speaker 1: The hats that johna Wan Ben podcast Internet.
- 27:11Speaker 3: I've been lost on the Internet again and it was
- 27:14Speaker 3: one of those articles of celebrities, hidden talents and it
- 27:18Speaker 3: got me good. All right, got me good. The film
- 27:21Speaker 3: was a picture of Sandra Bullock. Do you like Sandra Bullock? Yeah?
- 27:25Speaker 3: My wife's favorite actor, Sandra Below.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Do you know she was I think the highest paid
- 27:30Speaker 3: actor with the least grossing films. Sandra Bullock. Oh really yeah?
- 27:35Speaker 2: And she's a love that I remember.
- 27:40Speaker 3: I don't know about Sandra Bullock.
- 27:42Speaker 4: It just makes her sound like she's.
- 27:43Speaker 2: Overpaida she's over paid.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would have thought she's a lovable you know.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Awesome films like Speed was massive? Don't tell me it
- 27:54Speaker 2: sounds like I need to tell you.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Did you go to see all the Sandra books movie?
- 27:58Speaker 3: You seen Speed?
- 27:59Speaker 4: I felt like we were gonna get a list name
- 28:01Speaker 4: some more?
- 28:02Speaker 2: Was that the rom com with Ryan Reynolds. What's that
- 28:05Speaker 2: one that when they have to pretend to be married
- 28:07Speaker 2: and stuff? I can't think of the name of that.
- 28:08Speaker 2: That was very funny. There was There was a recent
- 28:11Speaker 2: one as well, which you know, going the Jungle and stuff.
- 28:13Speaker 2: I went and saw that one with my wife. Was
- 28:15Speaker 2: that a was that The bird Box is really good?
- 28:18Speaker 2: That was a Netflix one.
- 28:19Speaker 3: That's congeniality, that's side was another one.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Yes, the lake House one yes.
- 28:27Speaker 2: As well, which maybe they should have stopped sleep one.
- 28:29Speaker 3: But so this is celebrity's hidden talents. Now they were like,
- 28:35Speaker 3: you'll never believe it. Sandra Bullets hidden talent is she's
- 28:38Speaker 3: a rapper, And I'm like, what a rapper? And this
- 28:42Speaker 3: is Sandra Bullet rapping. Now what you hear is not
- 28:46Speaker 3: a test. I'm awa to the beach and the group
- 28:50Speaker 3: and my friends are going to try and have we
- 28:53Speaker 3: got a regun situation?
- 28:55Speaker 2: Have we got a raygun situation? I need more context.
- 28:58Speaker 2: I feel like that was clearly.
- 28:59Speaker 3: There was on a chest. Yeah.
- 29:01Speaker 4: I think she's going out there calling herself a rat.
- 29:03Speaker 3: She sounds a little unenthusiastic about Wonder Mike, and I'd
- 29:09Speaker 3: like to say hello.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Like, is she just a woman who knows the words
- 29:12Speaker 2: to their song? Yeah, she was bullied by the host
- 29:16Speaker 2: of a show to get to go and do that.
- 29:17Speaker 3: So at this point I'm like, this clickbait has got
- 29:23Speaker 3: me real good. Okay, but they do get a little better.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Margot Robbie is a tattooist, which you know about Ben.
- 29:28Speaker 3: She brought herself again. Is there a fine line between
- 29:31Speaker 3: buying yourself a tatoo gun and just being a Montle
- 29:34Speaker 3: with a tattoo gun or being a tatooist. Yeah, she
- 29:37Speaker 3: has tattoos.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like she got the Suicide Squad was
- 29:40Speaker 2: the movie right, and she bought one and she gave
- 29:42Speaker 2: the cast tattoos. I don't think they were very good.
- 29:44Speaker 2: I think she publicly admits that.
- 29:45Speaker 3: But yeah, she's a tedtost Apparently Angelina Toldie this is
- 29:50Speaker 3: very impressive. Her hidden talent has a pilot's license, flyes
- 29:54Speaker 3: her own plane everywhere. And there's also a knife throwing.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Master that that's kind of on brand, isn't it.
- 30:02Speaker 2: When your line your CV.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Throwing Master. Okay, show us and it's just like throwing
- 30:09Speaker 3: the cutlery against the walls. Mark Ruffalo, who plays the
- 30:13Speaker 3: Hulk his hidden talent, this is really impressive. Can ride
- 30:16Speaker 3: a unicycle, of course he can. Interesting. I've got being going.
- 30:23Speaker 3: I just have I lost the room.
- 30:26Speaker 2: I love sad lose, I mean no, no, disaffected mat
- 30:29Speaker 2: Ruffle a great skill.
- 30:30Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, there's hopefully on a beinger. Pierce Brosnan,
- 30:34Speaker 3: James Bond.
- 30:36Speaker 4: He's controversial, He's my favorite Bond.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a great, great Bond yeah, special Pierce Brosnan
- 30:44Speaker 3: can eat fire. Before he was Pierce Brosn and the
- 30:47Speaker 3: Pierce Brosen we know in love. He was in the
- 30:49Speaker 3: circus and he was a fiery there.
- 30:52Speaker 2: That's good, Yeah, sleipertes ahead and talent so that you
- 30:58Speaker 2: never knew. Next we're talking over it's excitedd as that.
- 31:05Speaker 3: My friends are going to chat and.
- 31:08Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Or being with you on a Tuesday morning. You were
- 31:12Speaker 2: saying against some frosty conditions at home, John.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Yeah, frosty conditions in terms of social media. Now, we
- 31:19Speaker 3: went to an event, Ben, I shouldn't have been invited to.
- 31:22Speaker 3: The event's full disclosure. It was held by Meta so
- 31:24Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerbus thing and I was talking to what wasn't
- 31:27Speaker 3: there by the way, he had bigger fish to fry
- 31:31Speaker 3: and come to a New Zealand Facebook meeting. But I
- 31:35Speaker 3: mean a wonderful person there for measure and they're like, mate,
- 31:37Speaker 3: you need to get you. You need to sort yourself
- 31:39Speaker 3: out on social media. You are useless on social media
- 31:42Speaker 3: and full disclosure. I am so I've been trying for everyone. No,
- 31:48Speaker 3: but then I felt talking to this lady, She's like,
- 31:50Speaker 3: it's it's the future. I was like, it's not the future,
- 31:53Speaker 3: it's here now, and I've been ignoring it. You know,
- 31:56Speaker 3: you two are quite good on social media. So I've
- 31:58Speaker 3: been dipping my toes in the pool, okay, and I'm
- 32:02Speaker 3: doing something regularly that is frustrating my wife to know him.
- 32:07Speaker 3: But she's almost equally as frustrating as when I say
- 32:09Speaker 3: love you work to ever run on the radio. Yeah,
- 32:11Speaker 3: it doesn't like that, right, too much hearting. She says,
- 32:14Speaker 3: you're hurting everything. And I feel like putting a heart
- 32:18Speaker 3: on a video. You know, someone's posted a video they're
- 32:21Speaker 3: doing hard work, right, and I click my heart all
- 32:24Speaker 3: the time. She's like, you can't just She's like, heart
- 32:27Speaker 3: stuff that you're actually heart not to hurt someone, just
- 32:30Speaker 3: like buttering a piece of toast or something. All right,
- 32:33Speaker 3: I'm just chucking them out recklessly.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they lose meaning. I guess in some ways
- 32:38Speaker 2: maybe that's what she means.
- 32:39Speaker 4: I think that's nice because I think the hearts actually, John,
- 32:42Speaker 4: I have gone down like recently, people don't really heart
- 32:45Speaker 4: stuff anymore.
- 32:46Speaker 3: I'm hard and hard mate.
- 32:47Speaker 4: You just go through and you just look and you
- 32:49Speaker 4: just consume and you don't engage.
- 32:51Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking. But then we have a friend,
- 32:55Speaker 3: a friend of the show, Timpervice, he's from the crowd, goes, wow,
- 32:58Speaker 3: I was harting all her stuff. He misses me. He's like,
- 33:02Speaker 3: bro chill out my wife. My wife follows.
- 33:05Speaker 2: So you're coming on too strong, yeah, hard everything Once
- 33:10Speaker 2: you go back to like twenty twelve with your heart
- 33:12Speaker 2: and they're like, wow, this guy's.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Really you don't go to someone's profile and just scroll
- 33:16Speaker 4: back and heart everything because they get notifications.
- 33:19Speaker 3: That's called like does that get weird? Okay? Coming a
- 33:22Speaker 3: little too strong?
- 33:23Speaker 2: What I find interesting in the heart one is when
- 33:26Speaker 2: someone you know palls out something that's really sad, you know,
- 33:28Speaker 2: like I know, you know my criminal, Yeah, my cat
- 33:32Speaker 2: died or something like that, and you're like oh, and
- 33:34Speaker 2: then people hearted, and I'm like, what does that mean?
- 33:36Speaker 2: Does that mean they like this message?
- 33:38Speaker 4: Because chemically it's alike. You're like like like, I don't
- 33:42Speaker 4: like that.
- 33:42Speaker 2: I don't like but I don't know what to do
- 33:45Speaker 2: in that situation. Maybe just maybe you just need like
- 33:47Speaker 2: an indifferent face or like a oh I've seen it
- 33:51Speaker 2: and I feel for you, but I don't want to.
- 33:53Speaker 4: Heart it because it gives the hearts like acknowledge. Yeah,
- 33:57Speaker 4: but I know what you mean.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going to button of hearts on your
- 34:02Speaker 3: post it you want to know.
- 34:05Speaker 2: It's with social media. I found a sweet spot at
- 34:07Speaker 2: the moment. I just embarrassed my kids. That's that's a
- 34:09Speaker 2: sweet spot. Like if I bust out, if I hit
- 34:12Speaker 2: the Gritty or something like that, which I have no
- 34:14Speaker 2: place in heading sheesz. It's just that. Yeah, I didn't
- 34:17Speaker 2: even know what hit the Gritty was. It's a little
- 34:20Speaker 2: move that they do, you know, and it's a company,
- 34:22Speaker 2: The Gritty now come from Fortnite. To be honest, I
- 34:25Speaker 2: don't even know if I'm doing it right.
- 34:26Speaker 3: But okay, this had the gritty bin? Okay? Is that
- 34:31Speaker 3: the gritty? He's kind of munched it. He loves the
- 34:35Speaker 3: hunchback of Moortre Dame.
- 34:36Speaker 2: It's the gritty, mate, And I don't to be honest,
- 34:38Speaker 2: I don't know if it's in the gritty, but I
- 34:40Speaker 2: know it's a great reaction out of my kids. And
- 34:43Speaker 2: that's what I love doing, you know, stuff like that.
- 34:44Speaker 3: You know, I don't know, it's for the first time ever.
- 34:46Speaker 3: I don't want to.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Heart next significant places in your relationship me and you
- 34:54Speaker 2: mentioned yesterday that there's a sweet place that you and
- 34:58Speaker 2: Andrew Hair teach you.
- 35:00Speaker 3: To laugh and before quite as when you're like, oh
- 35:04Speaker 3: this is the place where I taught you something and
- 35:06Speaker 3: we were just this is hilarious. We'll get into it
- 35:09Speaker 3: in three minutes.
- 35:10Speaker 2: There's the hats, the.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 35:13Speaker 2: Comedian curt A Forester with us in the studio.
- 35:16Speaker 6: Welcome, thank you, I feel welcome here, gorgeous Welcome.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Yes, out of all the radio shows you've attended, who's
- 35:25Speaker 3: been the most welcoming this one?
- 35:27Speaker 4: And why you say that to all the shows?
- 35:30Speaker 6: What I like, because you guys are straight to the point. Welcome,
- 35:33Speaker 6: not the five minutes.
- 35:35Speaker 3: You might have seen her on I'm about to do that.
- 35:37Speaker 3: I'm about.
- 35:40Speaker 9: Just jumped the out you might have seen her on
- 35:45Speaker 9: Taskmaster and now you're going to see it this Saturday
- 35:48Speaker 9: night at a SB Theater, the Waterfront Theater in Auckland,
- 35:51Speaker 9: cut a forest.
- 35:52Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome, thank you, very exciting go be performing this weekend.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Talking about things I was reading about getting recognized in
- 36:02Speaker 2: the supermarket. Now often does that happen for you?
- 36:04Speaker 6: Well, it's more of a shortened street thing. I think
- 36:06Speaker 6: it's happening less and less to me now, but people
- 36:08Speaker 6: sort of do double takes now, like where do I
- 36:10Speaker 6: know her from?
- 36:11Speaker 3: Is it?
- 36:12Speaker 6: High school?
- 36:12Speaker 5: Is it?
- 36:14Speaker 6: But I think when you're at the height of your
- 36:15Speaker 6: shortened street fame, that's when it was happening to me
- 36:17Speaker 6: the most. But people sort of want to talk to
- 36:19Speaker 6: your character more than you, and they're a bit disappointed
- 36:21Speaker 6: when you were just like, Hi, I'm a normal person
- 36:24Speaker 6: and they're like, wait, I was expecting drama.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Did you realize my mind that they can't separate the term.
- 36:31Speaker 6: I'm lucky because I didn't play a villain. But you
- 36:33Speaker 6: must have heard some of those stories of people being
- 36:35Speaker 6: like yelled ash on the street and stuff. I never
- 36:37Speaker 6: had anything like that. I was always pretty positive.
- 36:40Speaker 3: Did you ever play the role of DearS in your
- 36:43Speaker 3: real life?
- 36:43Speaker 2: Someone comes up and says your character name? Do you
- 36:46Speaker 2: just go along with it all?
- 36:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 36:47Speaker 6: I mean sometimes mainly they just wanted to know what
- 36:50Speaker 6: Demo was, like, you know, have a grand lobber, so
- 36:53Speaker 6: I'd give them the goss on that.
- 36:55Speaker 3: And you're just saying before too, you're single and you're
- 36:58Speaker 3: loving it.
- 36:59Speaker 6: I'm proud to be saying, Yeah, I am. Actually I've
- 37:02Speaker 6: tried to sort of take the pressure off it. I
- 37:03Speaker 6: used to be like, oh god, I really need to
- 37:05Speaker 6: sort that out, but now I'm just like trying to
- 37:08Speaker 6: chill about it and not worry and just sort of
- 37:10Speaker 6: hope that the right person comes along and getting off
- 37:12Speaker 6: the apps. I don't know if if you have experienced
- 37:16Speaker 6: the dating apps.
- 37:19Speaker 4: Only through my best friend, honestly, so, I don't know
- 37:22Speaker 4: how you deal with it.
- 37:23Speaker 6: It's rough. I don't know. It's just like you sort
- 37:26Speaker 6: of imagine a person and then you start chatting to
- 37:28Speaker 6: them and they sort.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Of a lot better and cross.
- 37:31Speaker 6: You know, I just wish we could go back to
- 37:33Speaker 6: old school.
- 37:44Speaker 3: When you go on at tender date, if you're halfway through,
- 37:47Speaker 3: you're like, this is this is not the person for me.
- 37:49Speaker 3: Do you have a tactic to get out of that situation?
- 37:52Speaker 2: You know what?
- 37:53Speaker 6: I just sort of have a tactic even going in,
- 37:55Speaker 6: So I never commit to a meal. You know, it's
- 37:58Speaker 6: got to be a coffee or a drink and then
- 38:00Speaker 6: you can go from there. So I sort of have
- 38:02Speaker 6: all these tactics now even before going.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Out, so they're short little bursts anyway.
- 38:06Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but you honestly, you sort of know within
- 38:08Speaker 6: five minutes, I reckon whether you want to sort of
- 38:11Speaker 6: keep getting to know this person.
- 38:12Speaker 2: So what if you're hungry? Yeah, a meal around me.
- 38:20Speaker 2: I really got it, really got it. I'd like, but
- 38:23Speaker 2: I'm hungry. So you want to put you on the
- 38:28Speaker 2: spot here right now. So I've got three punchlines to
- 38:30Speaker 2: jokes on the internet, and then I'm going to give
- 38:32Speaker 2: you ten seconds to try and match the joke with
- 38:35Speaker 2: the punchline. Okay, I just have to come up with
- 38:36Speaker 2: the sho no, no, no, no, I'll give you, I'll
- 38:38Speaker 2: give you both, but you've got to try and work
- 38:39Speaker 2: out whatever the one piece of card. The first punch
- 38:41Speaker 2: line is they put me in the ICU. The second
- 38:44Speaker 2: one is fifty eight. The last punchlines is the other
- 38:47Speaker 2: says yeah but not as whiskey as robbing a bank.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Now here are the three starts of the jokes. You've
- 38:51Speaker 2: got ten seconds to try and find the match, all right, okay, okay, just.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Six different pieces of paper, and you could have trying
- 38:57Speaker 3: to put them together like a jigsaw puzzle.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you ready about that up now? Okay, hopefully
- 39:03Speaker 2: I'll print them, ok.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, it's going to have to deliver them.
- 39:07Speaker 2: You have to deliver the jokes and we'll see if
- 39:08Speaker 2: you've got this correct.
- 39:09Speaker 6: Right we go, Okay, so, hey guys, I just got
- 39:12Speaker 6: hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. Yeah, they put me
- 39:15Speaker 6: in the ICU.
- 39:17Speaker 2: There we go. Ok one, okay, one, Okay, you got one.
- 39:23Speaker 6: What did fifty cent do when he got hungry? He
- 39:26Speaker 6: fifty eight fifty.
- 39:28Speaker 2: That's good for two, and that means you must sit
- 39:31Speaker 2: the last one. Right.
- 39:32Speaker 6: Here's two rubbers were rubbing a liquor store when one, Robert,
- 39:36Speaker 6: grabs a bottle and asks the other, Robert, is this whiskey?
- 39:39Speaker 6: The other says, yeah, but not as whiskey as warping
- 39:42Speaker 6: a bit.
- 39:44Speaker 3: And those jokes you will not see.
- 39:46Speaker 2: No, you mon't see that. I'm not claiming them as
- 39:49Speaker 2: m Get along. This Saturday Night could have Forest. You
- 39:53Speaker 2: can catch your performing Saturday night ASP Waterfront Theater as
- 39:57Speaker 2: part of the Comedy Fist Winter special. Great Hangout with
- 39:59Speaker 2: You you guys.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Hits the jonavan Ben Podcast.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Donald Trump, he always talks about fake news. Well, he
- 40:06Speaker 2: has been putting out things that as actually fake news
- 40:09Speaker 2: about swifties and taylerswoft supporting him. He's like, great to
- 40:12Speaker 2: have Taylor Swift on board. And that's all fake news
- 40:14Speaker 2: from he's actually saying this, but ye, it's from AI
- 40:17Speaker 2: generated accounts. Basically that said Tartar Swift's backing.
- 40:20Speaker 3: Him, backing him, which Megan, Elon Musk was your guy.
- 40:25Speaker 4: Not anymore, no longer going. He's really shown himself to
- 40:29Speaker 4: be not not a great mind.
- 40:30Speaker 3: You can put your political differences aside in a relationship.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Wasn't Yeah, who was? There was someone? I think it
- 40:36Speaker 3: was one of the presidents was Republican. I think it
- 40:40Speaker 3: was Reagan. Reagan and his wife was Democratic. Your family
- 40:44Speaker 3: is all Democratic, So how you can put you and
- 40:46Speaker 3: Elon still for you? Yeah, and he full throated endorsed Trump.
- 40:50Speaker 2: As well, so called me as you know, he endorsed me,
- 40:53Speaker 2: full throated.
- 40:55Speaker 3: Great endorsement. I don't know what it means, but anyway, Ah, Now,
- 41:03Speaker 3: I got a message from a friend and I haven't
- 41:05Speaker 3: heard from this friend in a while. They live overseas
- 41:07Speaker 3: with this family, and he's like, Hey, we're coming over
- 41:11Speaker 3: before the end of the year. Can we come and
- 41:15Speaker 3: stay a couple of nights? And usually this wouldn't be
- 41:19Speaker 3: an issue, although I'm not entirely thrilled about having people
- 41:22Speaker 3: come to stay. You know, it kind of puts you
- 41:23Speaker 3: just put your routine out of whack. Imagine you imagine
- 41:27Speaker 3: people come to stay your house.
- 41:28Speaker 2: You're like, I have it's quite often. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 41:32Speaker 2: I've got.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Stuff to do. I have ale every day, and you know,
- 41:35Speaker 3: it kind of just throws out I get it.
- 41:37Speaker 2: But the end, at the same time, you do end
- 41:38Speaker 2: up saying at other people's houses. You're like, Okay, you.
- 41:40Speaker 3: Know, yeah, it's nice to you. Yeah, I know you'd
- 41:44Speaker 3: be free for you would entertain them and feed them.
- 41:46Speaker 3: It would be all gravy. But the reason I'm a
- 41:49Speaker 3: little hesitant about this is many years ago, this same
- 41:53Speaker 3: guy came to stay at a place I was living at. Again,
- 41:57Speaker 3: just going to crash on the couch for a couple
- 41:59Speaker 3: of day to a couple of days, right, Okay, that
- 42:02Speaker 3: turned into two months or two months. Now him and
- 42:05Speaker 3: his nuisance family are coming over, and I'm like, he's
- 42:08Speaker 3: still pretty chill. He's a chill guy. Like I can
- 42:10Speaker 3: imagine a couple of days could easily stretch out, you know,
- 42:14Speaker 3: and then I'm in that position of jin like you
- 42:16Speaker 3: gotta get you know, you have to have that conversation. Yeah,
- 42:20Speaker 3: thank god he's not going to hear.
- 42:21Speaker 2: This, hopefully mistake if they do. Here, maybe this is
- 42:27Speaker 2: a great text.
- 42:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure news doesn't make it overseass but well,
- 42:33Speaker 3: this is what I wanted to shock open. Two months.
- 42:34Speaker 3: We felt was a really long time, Like it had
- 42:36Speaker 3: a long time. It was to sit down and heymate conversation,
- 42:40Speaker 3: you know, and no one likes to have those conversations.
- 42:42Speaker 3: And everyone's had a scenario, especially in your younger years. Yeah,
- 42:47Speaker 3: someone comes to stay at a flat and then all
- 42:48Speaker 3: of a sudden, twelve months later, they're like, hey, god's
- 42:51Speaker 3: even paid the bills. You know, they're still living on
- 42:52Speaker 3: the couch. They're telling you to keep it down.
- 42:55Speaker 2: How Like, yeah, well, I feel like we might have
- 42:57Speaker 2: been that that people. With my wife and I when
- 42:59Speaker 2: we were traveling younger younger days, we went over and
- 43:01Speaker 2: stayed in between was a place in a friends of
- 43:04Speaker 2: house in London, and so we'd stay there and then
- 43:05Speaker 2: we'd go traveling and we'd come back. When we first stayed,
- 43:08Speaker 2: they were like, have our bed, we'll sleep in somewhere else.
- 43:10Speaker 2: You're like great. Eventually when we came back about the
- 43:13Speaker 2: fourth or first time. We were sleeping in a cupboard
- 43:16Speaker 2: in the wardrobe with a like a black.
- 43:18Speaker 4: We made it to comfy for them. They keep coming down.
- 43:20Speaker 2: I was like, oh, really we have like honestly, it
- 43:22Speaker 2: was a wardrobe like Harry Potter would look at it
- 43:24Speaker 2: go that was that was like curious like it was.
- 43:26Speaker 2: That was like we're max with coats above us and shoes.
- 43:30Speaker 2: It was like yeah. I was like, okay, I think
- 43:32Speaker 2: we've oversaid that times we've come back. It was we
- 43:38Speaker 2: stayed for long. It was maybe one or two nights,
- 43:39Speaker 2: but I think I was like, okay, let's let's not
- 43:43Speaker 2: do this again.
- 43:45Speaker 3: The cover.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Differently, so give me quite conscious instead of not overstayed.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Okay, what list shock this open before the six o'clock
- 43:54Speaker 3: club this morning, oh waite hundred nuts four for eight
- 43:57Speaker 3: seven the longest overstayers you've heard someone come to stay
- 44:01Speaker 3: at your house and they're really pushed the limits to.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Hear from you this morning. That's some hell pizza up
- 44:06Speaker 2: for grabs our undred the hats of four four eights.
- 44:09Speaker 2: Can we get more than what more than a month?
- 44:11Speaker 3: Yeah? Anything more than a month is ridiculous. It's busy
- 44:14Speaker 3: at our age you know, only more than half an
- 44:17Speaker 3: hour is ridiculous.
- 44:19Speaker 2: And the Hats is that fine? I'm gonna do that
- 44:20Speaker 2: next on The Hats
- 44:21Speaker 1: The Hats That Jona wan Ben Podcast