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147: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking Answers (S5 E7) · Reality TV Cringe

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Delia, and I am here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter
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to talk about seeking Sister Wife. We are on season five. I think
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this was episode seven. Yeah, what was this called? Seeking a commitment?
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Seeking? Commitment, seeking answers, seeking answers. Well, we're gonna
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all right, before we get into the episode, I understand there are a
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couple of comments that you want to highlight. Yeah, there were a couple
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YouTube comments we got last week on our video about these crazy people on Seeking
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Sister Wife, and there was an article of juicy gossip about Danielle Maryfhil We
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can get into too, Okay, but one of the comments, this was
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like my favorite one. It was by at doc Arnifule. I don't know
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if I'm saying that right, but they said, I have a different take
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on Danielle coming in for a kiss with Natalia. Oh, okay, I
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think that she sabotaged the relationship with Roberta by encouraging Ix Garrick's relationship with Leah,
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who was the other girl he was dating in America. Okay, now
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she's trying to wreck their relationship the very heterosexual Natalia by appearing to want a
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lesbian hookup with her, which I thought was interesting just because Danielle was also
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overly affectionate with Roberta. And it was weird, was it? Yeah?
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A little cringey? Yeah, that's an interesting idea, But like, why
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would she put herself through all of these motions and do all of these things,
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even going so far as to divorce this man that she loves for some
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reason that I cannot fathom? Like, why would she put herself through all
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of this only to sabotage it? I don't know. But maybe it's because
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she's fucking delusional and she's like, oh, it's God's will, but she
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doesn't really actually want it, so she's just gonna manipulate her way out of
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it. I just thought that was kind of an interesting, like theory behind
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Danielle trying to kiss me. Maybe it's even like subconscious. She doesn't even
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know why she's doing it. She's like not clear on what her intention is.
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She just knows that she has to sabotage it. Yeah, that might
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be another thing day a deep psychological issues. And then another comment that I
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thought was interesting was by at TFD ninety two saying having a family member who
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just went through the process of having his immigrant wife gain legal status through their
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marriage. He said the K one visa would never have been granted to Danielle
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and Garrick if their divorce was publicized as it was. Because it was publicized
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on TV. Intentions of polygamy are a big thing, they are drilled about,
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So I think the courtroom scene with Danielle was fake. There's also a
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couple of people on like not a couple of people, there's a couple theories
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going around on like Reddit saying that Danielle and Garrick's divorce was totally staged.
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But it wasn't because it's public record, right and it shows that they got
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divorced. But I think a lot of people are referring to the courtroom stage.
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It probably was just for the cameras. Really, Yeah, that's interesting.
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Did you watch that? No, I wasn't watching it at the time.
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Yeah. I've seen flashbacks to her crying in court and he was in
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court with her, right, was he there? Yeah? That was very
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bizarre. But I was reading on Reddit too, and there's just like a
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lot of speculation about what kind of visa they would even bring Natalia in on.
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Is it going to be like one of them their fiance visas? Is
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it going to be a marriage visa? Like is he going to get married
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legally to Natalia and then get a marriage visa? Which I think he can
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get an indefinite amount of marriage visas, So like if he brings her in
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and he divorces her and then he goes and marries somebody else, I think
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he can repeatedly get a marriage visa before a k one, which I think
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is the fiance right. Oh yeah, yeah that one at least. Reddit
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says you can only do twice in your lifetime. Oh so, I'm wondering
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how they're going to do this because absolutely, like if you are bringing somebody
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in on a green card, Immigration grills you, and if they suspect that
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you're doing it fraudulently for whatever reason, not only do they deny you,
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but you can get into a lot of trouble, oh for sure, like
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fines and criminal stuff. Yeah. So it just seems to be kind of
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weird that they would flagrantly be lying about it and putting it all out there
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if they know that they're going to do this for polygamy. I just have
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no idea. I don't know, or Garret is just lying about wanting to
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marry all these bitches and he's just going there to fuck them and then be
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like, oh, they broke up, Like I don't know. When I
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was watching this episode, I'm like, what if they like paid roberta off?
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Like what if Garrek paid roberta off or something. He was like,
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I don't want to deal with you. But I don't know. I just
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think he's like shady. I think there's some line going on. Obviously,
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there's some life going on, and I just don't know if he's like actually
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wanting to marry all of these women, especially amount of country. I've been
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saying from the beginning, I think he just wants to fuss. Yeah,
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I think he is trying to create a pretense for fucking. And he's calling
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it religious, but he doesn't even need to do that, just call it
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what it is. I don't think Danielle's going to leave you, right if
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you tell her like I want to open the marriage, I want to have
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other chicks, but I love you. You're my main bitch. I think
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she wouldn't leave you. Well, that's not godly though, because God spoke
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to Godly though. They lie, they're drinking all this alcohol, which I
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have my theories about because he strikes me as a drunk and so does she,
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by the way, uh huh, and they get into that fight.
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Well we'll get there. Yeah. Like they're the least godly people, sure
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for sure, speaking of their alcoholism. Yeah, there was an article you
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sent me. Yeah, that's from twenty twenty one to just to be clear.
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Yeah, and this is from starcasm dot net. And I'll just read
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the blurb. It just says. According to court records, Danielle was charged
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with driving under the influence in September of twenty sixteen. The initial charges also
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included misdemeanor child abuse with no injury, which I assume means that Danielle had
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one or more children in the vehicle with her at the time she was pulled
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over. In November of twenty sixteen, a deal was reached, resulting in
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the child abuse charge and a lane usage violation charge being dismissed. So Danielle
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looks like she had been given one year of probation with some of the standard
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DUI provisions, and then one year later on November thirtieth of twenty seventeen,
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Danielle's probation was terminated and the DUI charge was dismissed after successful completion, which
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I'm like, dang, is she a drunk driving around in your car all
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drunk by yourself is already really fucking bad? Yeah, but doing it with
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your children in the car, these poor kids that they're taking with them to
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all these international destinations so their father can get his rocks off, Like,
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that's wild to me. Absolutely Why it's not just a lapse of judgment,
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that's like, do you have a problem with alcohol? And we're talking to
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twenty sixteen, so that's eight years ago. I know things have only gone
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downhill for Danielle. Or maybe she thinks they're going uphill because they're on TV.
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I don't know. I'm like, when you send me that, I'm
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like, dang, that explains a lot of her behavior. And I don't
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know. Whenever she does her ig live, she's always kind of like flushed
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in her face. I'm not saying anything, but I am. I'm applying,
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ye, but I'm just like alcohol flush. It would make a lot
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of sense why she's like dealing with all of this dealing with it because she's
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drunk all the time because her husband's cheating on her. Yo, he looks
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drunk all the time too, Like when they went on the bike ride,
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Yeah, they had beers. I believe those were beers that they unpacked.
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And then later when they were fighting, she sounded drunk as she was filming
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him in the kitchen and he was drinking something that was so weird and he
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looked pissed. Yeah, And I just thought that whole thing was very strange,
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big yeah, and concerning, yeah, and wild. But again,
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we'll get to that. Yeah, we'll get to that. But that's interesting
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that she has had a dui. Yeah, really surprised by that. Me
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neither. But I'm like, you're a piece of shit for having your kids
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in the car with you. Yeah, you were doing that like unequivockily.
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Yeah, period, period. All right, Well let's get into this episode.
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All right, Well, let's start with the boring couples first, because
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there weren't a lot of things going on in this episode. It was mainly
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like Danielle Garrick was like the highlight of all of it. Okay, so
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we'll start with the Ryans, which is just boring it was like a recap
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of them being all sad because they saw Stephanie and Stephanie didn't want to be
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with them after she told them not to come to Colorado, right, and
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they did. What do you think about Becky's reaction? Though? She was
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just kind of like really sad, and I feel like she's taking it harder
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than Justin is. I feel like she's really coming across as depressive, yeah,
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and very sorrowful, which again I think lends credence to this idea that
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it's it's not just about having a sister wife, it's about having a relationship
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of some kind with this woman, which is why again she's wearing that necklace.
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But she just seemed really bummed out. Justin Is just like, look,
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I tried. I did everything humanly possible. Did you really humanly?
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I did everything humanly possible to give her what she needed and wanted? But
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like now I'm done, It's time to move on. And then, of
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course when we get to the preview, he's already dating some other running so
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like how much did you really love her? Like? How broken hearted are
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you about this? I know he was saying like just last week, like
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she's the love of my life. I love her so much. I'd die
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for her, take a bullet for her. And now this episode is like
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yeah, fuck that, Yeah, whatever, moving on next, like whatever,
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freaking weird. They're just very strange. Did you see the bedroom though,
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and how disorganized everything else, and like how things were piled There was
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crap everywhere, desks, yeah, shelves, and I'm just like, oh
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God, don't you know that National Television is going to be broadcasting this to
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raccoons and a dumpster over here, and I'm going to be looking at everything
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with my monocle. You messy, messy, polygamous culty people. I know,
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weird. I was looking with my forensic raccoon monocle and like, you
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got any sex toys or lube hanging out anywhere? Shin and things like that,
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Yeah yeah, and bottles of this or that lube. They're weirdos.
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I mean, I have bottles of this or that. But I'm just like,
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let me tell you. If there's gonna be a camera crew in my
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house, can you even imagine? For Thanksgiving? I'm insane. I start
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on Monday, dude. I'm cleaning windows, I'm cleaning base sports, I'm
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cleaning so deeply just for your brothers. My dumb brother is going to be
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drunk the entire time. You literally could give a shit less cares going to
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be unconscious. But like if it was a camera crew, oh my god,
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I mean it would be like an Airbnb. Yeah, Daryll so fucking
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clean. Yeah, and these people are up on National TV with a bedroom
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like that. That's how I know they're bad people. I know, cannot
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be trusted, not at all dirty. Oh and then we have the Davis
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family, which was also kind of boring because the girls, so Ape and
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Jennifer take Danielle out to a fucking rage room, which I'm like, how
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many times do we have to see rage rooms on TLC? Although I would
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love to go to one. Yeah, and sidebar, Like what an interesting
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small business idea, right, because like you don't have to have a whole
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lot of stuff. Are you going to go to the goodwillth or this Salvation
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army? Get a whole bunch of dishes and bullshit fill it in the room.
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They had like some broke down couch on the outside where people waited.
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It would probably be low overhead, oh yeah, lots of profit. Yeah,
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we should think about it. I know, I would totally be down
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for it, because I think that'd be so much fun. You'd be in
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there every day, Oh first, raging, but I would be a much
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calmer person. Yeah, you would be. But they go to a rage
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room because they got to let off some steam because everything's been so stressful since
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Danielle went and stayed at a hotel for two days and left the family.
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And then but it's been weeks, right since that's happened, allegedly, weeks
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since she had her conversation with April, wherein she promised never to do that
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again. Right, And then April's like, well, we were thinking about
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dating again, so I'm just trying to figure out a right time to bring
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it up. And then the very next scene, they go out to dinner
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or whatever, and they're like, so, Danielle, it's been a couple
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of weeks, like two weeks, b T dubs. I wanted to talk
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about this and we want to date other women. Are you cool with that?
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And of course Danielle's like, sure, as long as there's like conditions
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or whatever. I'm nervous about it, but it's gonna be fine. And
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I thought it was interesting how April brought up in their family. The dating
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is like spearheaded by the women, similar to the sal salahaduch Chabooty's and how
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Nyla also Becky Yeah, and Becky like, why why are all the women
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I don't know in charge of that? Isn't a sex thing? I don't
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know. I mean, it seems to go against my nature. But I
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don't stand for all women. I just I can't even imagine it. With
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regard to the Davis family. The only thing I feel like is so pressing
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that we must talk about what is Danielle's fucking eyelashes? Like It's like she
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literally had two different eyelashes on her eyes. One was like a big fucking
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spider eyelash and the other one was probably three or four times smaller. Yeah,
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I'm like what I mean, your your eyeshadow is beautiful, You're like
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contouring blush skin is gorgeous, But like, how did you happen to miss
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that You're fucking eyelashes this big and the other one is this small? It
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looks bizarre. I'm like, what is going on? Can somebody help her?
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Like the makeup artist or your sister wives. Can't somebody help poor Danielle.
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I know, that's what's so crazy, Like the sister Wise didn't call
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her out on that productions letting her go on TV like that, I'd be
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so fucking I mean, I've been noticing it, but it was like really
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glaring this episode. Oh really, I just wanted to pull that, like
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just take them off. Just what is this fascination anyway with your generation and
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the younger generation with fake eyelashes? There's oh bad, I know, it's
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really bad. And like there's now like eyelash people that will do it extension,
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so like they'll glue little pieces of hair onto your eyelashes, which look
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nicer because they look more natural. But the fake eyelashes, I'm like,
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why they're really bad? I know really, I think other people are going
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to think that that occurs in nature, like they're not. They're gonna know
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that those are fake as fuck and they look terrible. They look really bad.
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Anyway, Danielle looked crazy, Yeah she did, but maybe she called
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one off. I don't know. I'm like, girl, fix it please.
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And then we have the Salahudines, Yes, shabooties, And this was
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interesting because they go on a date with a twenty six year old girl named
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what alexis? Yeah, so I thought Nyla looked amazing. Her fucking hair
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was on point, she looked so beautiful. Naim was whatever. Yeah,
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and they show up to like a wine tasting or something. It's not a
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wine tasting. It's like a wine bar, which I guess they think is
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really fancy or something, but it's not like that. I was reading on
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Reddit. People are like, there's like a plastic number on your table,
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your waiter is wearing a T shirt. Like, why you guys acting all
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bougie when Alexis walks in looking adorable in a skirt that I wish I could
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wear quite frankly, I know, and very young energy, but like immediately
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they were so judgmental. I'm like, okay, why are you guys trying
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to date a young person and then getting mad that this is a young person?
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I know, right, what did you expect? And I'm like,
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are they that much older? Are they like in their forties? Probably forties?
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Okay, so yeah it is kind of you know, kind of my
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mom's in your forties, Like that would be kind of weird. But yeah,
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she shows up and she's wearing like a mini skirt, or whatever.
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Coochie cutter, Fine, she looks very cute, she's got a hot bob
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whatever. She's like super excited to see them for some reason because I guess
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they like have no idea why. I don't know. I guess they have
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like a day or something before, or like they'd been talking. They had
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been talking, yes, and they had such good energy and the vibe was
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on it was great. Well, I don't know, because it felt to
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me like Nyla went into that interaction already a little bit side eyeing Alexis because
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she was getting the vibe vibe that Alexis was kind of digging on Naim and
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wanted to spend more time with Naim, which is why I think she ultimately
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got into the rules and regulations conversation, which, by the way, it's
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very unsexy on a date. Oh wow, we now get into the rules
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and the regulations of this open relationship. Yeah, that was fucking weird.
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Like, right as Nim goes to the bathroom, Nyla starts drilling her and
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is like, so, how do you feel about dating him one on one?
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And Alexis is like, yeah, I don't say a problem with that.
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That's like the whole point, right, I'm not fucking you, right,
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so who cares? And Nyla's like immediately like no, fuck this.
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Well it kind of went down a little differently than that because Nyla immediately starts
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to say, okay, so this is how it kind of works. We
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don't date each other one on one initially, like we want to go out
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all three of us, like check out the energy, see how we all
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do together as a threatple. And then after we're all sure that we're comfortable,
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then you and I can spend more time one on one, and then
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you and Naim can spend time one on one. But like as she's saying
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this, Alexis actually interrupts her and she said, well, I don't even
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know about that, yeah, because I'm okay to spend time with him one
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on one, like I'm okay to do that, which I thought was very
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youthful of her. I don't think she was trying to be disrespectful. You
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could see Nyla immediately take it as disrespect for being interrupted and also questioned,
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I'm like, who do you think you are? Though a little bit nice?
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Like you're out here looking for poo Nanni for your husband? And you're
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gonna sit up here like all superior with your rules and regulations with a young
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woman, like, come on now, it doesn't make anything all judgmental.
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And then he comes back and doesn't. Alexis immediately turn to him and say,
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so, what do you think do you want to do one on one
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or do you not? And he says, yeah, no, we don't
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do that, like we wait, I thought in the preview we saw him
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saying that he was okay to do it, though I thought the same thing.
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But I wonder if that was like a producer fake out type thing,
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or maybe they have another date later on that we see, but it looked
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like it was this samer and in the preview, like Nyla got really pissed
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on the couch. Yeah, she got up and she walked away, So
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I'm not really sure when that is supposed to happen. But both of them,
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Naim and Nyla are turned off immediately by Alexis, and I feel bad
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for She's just chowing on her chips, she's eating her whole ass burger,
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and I think they're vegan because like that big meal that they made for Jamila,
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like in the first or second episode, was like, all fruit and
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all vegetables. They seem to live really, really cleanly, and here's this
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young woman just eating all the fries and eating fucking big, greasy burger and
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they just looked at her with such disdain. Oh yeah, I don't know.
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Oh they I mean they already turned me off, but they really turned
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me off after that me too. They were fucking mean Loki because when she's
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tasting the wine and she's like, oh, it tastes like fruit snacks,
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like whatever. She's twenty six, yeah, Like, it's not like she's
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got this developed palette of course for wine or whatever. And they're like,
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oh my god, that's so weird that she's saying it tastes like fruit snacks,
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Like she needs to develop her taste. She's obviously not mature enough for
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us. I'm like, oh, shut up, I know, cringe.
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I know. When they're interviewing Alexis outside of the restaurant, she's like,
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oh my god, they're so great. We had such a good time.
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I would love to see them again. And inside the restaurant they're just talking
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shit about her and meeting. Absolutely no, we cannot continue with this girl.
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She is way too young. She is immature. I'm like, wow,
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you know Alexis is gonna see that. Yeah, on TV she gave
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it the old college try, and you guys are just shitting all over her,
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and like, do you guys think your prize is out here? You're
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not prize? Is Naim? Somebody on Reddit said that he's like missing a
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bunch of his teeth. Yeah, he looks like it. The reason that
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he doesn't open his mouth to articulate and express himself strongly is because he's got
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no teeth in there. I'm like, Okay, so you're marching around the
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country looking for Punani. You ain't got no teeth in there, but you're
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gonna presume to judge this beautiful young woman. Oh right, real, Okay,
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you should be like feeling proud of yourself that a beautiful young woman would
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even want to be with you and that she thinks you're great. Yeah.
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Yeah, as a forty something year old toothless Yeah I can't. Yeah,
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that whole thing was really weird. Nyla seemed super not into it at all,
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and she's like, I don't know why we even agreed to go out
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with her, because Naim wanted to go out with her. So like maybe
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that scene from the previews of like him being like, oh yeah, I
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was totally into it. Maybe that was cut out maybe, or maybe there's
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another date. Maybe we're mixing everything, I hope. So because these people
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cycle through, they do partners so frequently, it's kind of crazy. Yeah,
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very crazy. But that's the end of them for now. And then
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we have the Merry Fields everybody's favorite. Oh my goodness, listen, they
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were kind of crazy this episode. Yeah. So we first start off with
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Garrick and Danielle telling her family, her brother, her sister in law and
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her dad I think, and dad and mom yeah, and they're like all
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at her house or whatever, and they're like Garrek's like, yeah, so
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we've decided that I'm gonna propose or I proposed to Natalia and I'm gonna get
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married to her. And Danielle's brother and her sister in law are both like,
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excuse me, what right? But why are they shocked? Because hasn't
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he done this horseship before with Roberta and I don't know who Leah is,
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but with Leah, Roberta and now Natalia, So is it really so surprising?
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I don't know. I think they're surprised by like how quickly this one
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was because with Roberta, they were with her for like three years, so
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it was like this ongoing like thing. And I think it was like during
22:53
I want to say it was during COVID or like right before COVID, so
22:56
they had issues like trying to see her blah blah blah. I don't know,
22:59
I don't care, but that's probably why they were like so shocked,
23:03
because then they're asking him, well, how long has it been. He's
23:06
like, oh, yeah, I've known her two months and then I went
23:07
and sar for the first time and proposed to her and banged her in can
23:11
Kuhn. Can I just repeat something that I've said a million times already,
23:15
but I simply cannot believe that they took their two sons to can Kuhn for
23:23
their first meeting and his first bedding or fucking of Natalia. Yeah, that
23:30
is so irresponsible to me, which again it makes sense now that we see
23:36
Danielle having her kids in the car getting duys and shit, because like,
23:40
who's thinking about these kids, not them? These are children of narcissists,
23:45
and children of narcissists end up really fucked up in this world and attracted to
23:52
really fucked up people unless they get help. And I, just as I
23:55
said before, I worry about these kids. Like it's one thing if you
23:59
want to your marriage, it's one thing if you want to be a polygamist
24:03
in the Kingdom of God. But to like call your kids to another country
24:07
for the first time you even meet somebody is so irresponsible and wrong to me,
24:11
super fucking gross. And I'm surprised that, like their family hasn't said
24:15
anything about that, Like why didn't anybody be like, hey, can the
24:18
boys stay with us while you go and do your weird cancuon fuck experiment thing
24:23
with this chick that's twenty six years old, only a few years older than
24:26
your kids, Like, you're fucking weird. And I was kind of annoyed
24:30
with Danielle's family in this moment too, because while they're with Garrick, they're
24:33
kind of they're expressing their concern and thinking that it's a little crazy. But
24:37
then inn they're talking heads, they're way more expressive and way more like this
24:42
is absolutely insane. I think her brother says, like, I don't think
24:45
it's gonna work out. It's like a sixty forty chance, like sixty percent
24:49
chance it's not gonna work out, and he doesn't have any faith. It
24:52
really makes me wonder who's holding the purse strings because I know that like some
24:59
people say it's Garrick's construction company, and like he brought Danielle's brother in as
25:04
a partner. Other people say it was Danielle's family's construction business, even though
25:11
it has his name on it. Yeah, and like so they brought in
25:14
Garrick, and like before that, he really didn't have anything because remember they
25:18
did their taxes and she was a waitress and she made way more than him,
25:22
right, Yeah, so I don't know what he used to do and
25:23
how he was gainfully employed. But like, why would they be afraid to
25:29
say something to that motherfucker? Like in the moment with the cameras on,
25:32
like that is the time to strike, right, But they seem like they
25:36
feel like they can't, like their hands are tied. So that makes me
25:38
think that maybe Garrek has more control over the business and over the funds than
25:45
we previously thought. I wish I had clarity on the money, I know,
25:48
I wish they would just show us the coins, but they never do
25:52
because it's DLC. And maybe that's why Danielle stays too, because like this
25:56
is her only job and like this is her only source of income, and
26:00
she's got two kids, and like she's no longer even a legal wife,
26:03
and like they start to bring something like this up in the conversation, they
26:07
broach the subject of a prenup, like did you guys do a prenup?
26:11
What about And I'm wondering, like what about your divorce agreement? Like is
26:15
it stated with clarity that she gets half of the house and half of the
26:18
possessions and all of these things, Like, please tell me, Danielle that
26:23
you did that. But something makes me feel like she did not, Like
26:30
she's dumb. Yeah, she's traumatized, she's abused, and I don't think
26:34
she did that. No, I don't think she did it either, because
26:37
she's fucking dumb because she thinks that in the eyes of God, they're still
26:41
married, they're gonna be fine, and he's never gonna leave her. But
26:45
then at the end of their segment, like we'll get to it when he
26:48
goes to fucking Brazil, she's like all worried that he's gonna leave her.
26:52
And I'm like, hey, so where's the cognitive disonance, Like, I
26:53
don't understand as soon as he's gone seat. Yeah, when he's there,
26:59
she's come overtaken by his agenda. But as soon as he's gone, she
27:04
has like some space to be clear about what's really happening. And of course
27:08
it seems like they had this huge fight before he left. Yeah, Like,
27:11
I think it's because he's there and he's constantly convincing her that this is
27:15
God's will and this is what they're supposed to do, so she never has
27:18
time or space and she works with him right to actually think for herself.
27:22
I mean that's being very gracious to Danielle. Yeah, because again I think
27:25
she might be very diabolical and a potential sex trafficker. Yeah, but like
27:29
it could be that she doesn't think clearly when he's around because he doesn't want
27:33
her to. That would make sense, especially if he's like super manipulative and
27:37
psychologically abusive, which I think he is. I do as well. But
27:40
like, also I don't think she's like completely innocent too. She's fucking driving
27:44
drunk with her kids, but like, you know whatever. So after the
27:47
whole conversation with the family, the sister in law, I think, has
27:49
a segment where she's like, this is fucking insane, Like what the fuck
27:52
is going on? But like I can't say anything because they believe God's talking
27:56
to them, so like whatever, and they just kind of let it go,
28:00
which I can't relate. If I had a family member making some dumb
28:03
ass, fucking choices like this in their life, I would say something,
28:07
even if I'm if it meant they didn't talk to me anymore, I'd be
28:11
like, okay, right, peace, Yeah, but I don't want to
28:12
be complicit in this weird, yeah, fucked up sex trafficking. But I
28:17
mean, if all your money was tied to it, you'd be a little
28:18
more hesitant, right, Yeah, So that's why I'm wondering about that.
28:23
I wish we knew, Yeah, I wish we knew. And then after
28:27
the segment with the family, then we have a scene with Garrick going on
28:32
a bike ride with his bff Bill, who's been friends with him since like
28:36
fifth grade or something. I'm like, jeez, this guy's seen Garrick,
28:40
yeah, be crazy, absolutely nuts. But like the Internet's talking about how
28:45
they arrive at the picnic table by the river and Garrek says something like,
28:48
wow, that was really a great fifty miler I know, yeah, and
28:52
there's no sweat. His friend Bill is wearing jeans. Yeah, I mean,
28:59
Garrick's shoes are bright white, like you're telling me you just biked for
29:03
fifty miles on Colorado trails and your sneakers are fucking white. Until nobody's sweating
29:08
out here, like it was so fake. And you also don't see like
29:12
a cooler with beers in it. But all of a sudden, as soon
29:15
as they sit down at the picnic table, they've got beers. Yeah,
29:21
crnch as fuck. They drove to some scenic outlook or whatever, brought their
29:25
bikes out to act like they wouldn't have a bark ride, Craig, great
29:27
fifty milers, Okay, Eric with your wife beater? Oh my macho.
29:33
I'm a man. I wear tank tops and I go on bike rides.
29:36
Fucking loser. But yeah. So they're talking about his relationship with Natalia,
29:40
how he's gonna go to Brazil, and then he's talking about his issues with
29:45
Danielle because him and Danielle are having problems because Danielle doesn't feel like Natalia cares
29:52
too much about her, yeah, or like doesn't want to focus on fostering
29:56
a relationship with Danielle and seems mainly more focused on Garrick. Yeah. And
30:03
Bill is just like, well, yeah, man, that's just kind of
30:04
the way it goes. He's just like very like, yeah, very neutral.
30:08
But he's like, and so you want to bring these women under one
30:11
roof, And Garrick starts talking about how awesome it would be, like if
30:15
they learn how to act, if these women can just be nice and keep
30:19
sweet, docile girls, it would be so fucking wonderful, but doesn't say
30:25
anything about what he's going to do to facilitate that kind of experience. It's
30:29
all about the women and whether they can control themselves and be good girls.
30:32
Of course, so gross. And then in his talking head he talks about
30:37
how he thinks women are too emotional, right, and that because they are
30:41
so emotional, that leaves them vulnerable to bad thoughts, thoughts that they shouldn't
30:47
pay attention to. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? And
30:51
you're the one who has objectively a whole host of bad thoughts? Yeah,
30:56
perverted thoughts, Yeah, fucking sick thoughts. Consic it, Yes, disgusting.
31:00
Well in this scene, like the only thing I really know it was,
31:03
the first time I noticed it was the beer and they covered it,
31:07
right, they had like a cover for the beer. But I'm like,
31:10
huh is he drinking? Because when I went to evangelical fundamentalist church and I'm
31:15
sure when you did two, like drinking was frowned upon. Oh yeah,
31:18
I'm like, and you know, I think he was also drinking wine and
31:22
drinking alcohol in Cancun. And I'm like, huh, I wonder how much
31:26
he drinks because he's dull as fuck. Yeah, he's like barely conscious.
31:32
He does not know how to form an intelligent sentence. I'm like, I
31:34
was thinking, is it opiates? Like are you drugged or something? But
31:38
when I saw the beer at the river, I'm like, huh, I
31:41
wonder how much he actually drinks. And then we end up segueing into the
31:45
final scene with the Merryfields and like, oh, you're drinking again. Your
31:48
eyes are bloodshot, your angers a little bit more at the front. I
31:52
can see it, how he's acting, how he's talking. I think they're
31:56
both drunks. And Danielle sounded drunk too. Oh totally. I would have
31:59
to be completely drunk to live with a guy name Would you'd have to kill
32:02
me? For sure? You'd have to kill me, he offers, sure,
32:06
and my misery serious before I killed him. Well, that would make
32:08
a lot of sense. Why he's so weird, like the way he talks
32:12
and stuff, and he's so dead in his eyes all the fucking time,
32:15
dull the way he talks. Yeah, he doesn't sound smart, even when
32:19
he's trying to convince us that the Holy Spirit's trying to have sex with us
32:22
and that he's gonna ejaculate into our brain. You sound dumb as fuck,
32:27
dude, Well God told him that, So that's blasphems that you're going against
32:30
God's word, am I? Yeah? I think out of the two of
32:34
us, I might be on the right side of history there. But okay,
32:37
you fucking ask, will not you? I'm talking to Garret? Yeah?
32:39
No for real? Well yeah, so then we get into this last
32:42
scene. Danielle kind of opens it with talking about how she doesn't feel like
32:45
Natalia's making any effort with her. She's only talking to Garrick, and anytime
32:51
she expresses this to Garrick, he's just very like dismissive. He doesn't think
32:54
it's a problem. And then we have her recording Garrick while they're fighting in
33:00
their kitchen, which the kitchen looked really nice. I will say, I
33:04
guess I look pretty nice. But I don't know why she's recording this,
33:07
And I'm like, is this staged? Like is this fake? Just content
33:13
for the show? I think it's in contemplation of content for the show,
33:16
But I think she's making a drunk decision to do it. Ah, Like,
33:20
I don't think they've planned it ahead to have this argument about this.
33:23
I think she's really fucking pissed about it. And I think, oh,
33:27
let me turn on my let me turn on my phone, let me start
33:29
recording so that we can include this in the content. And I think that
33:35
it's very interesting. First of all, Danielle comes off looking like a weirdo,
33:39
like, why are you bugging honey? Yeah, that Natalia didn't respond
33:44
to you within two hours. I think she's mad because she's trying to reach
33:47
out to Natalia and Natalia is not responding to her. But in that time,
33:52
Natalia is responding to Garrek. So Natalia is clearly by her phone,
33:57
yeah, but not responding to Dan Yeah. Yeah, And she's telling this
34:01
to Derek and Grek's like, well, I mean you take two hours,
34:05
four hours, eight hours to get back to her. She's like, I
34:07
don't do that. Like she's getting so unreasonable and irrational, making me think
34:14
once more that is this like a sexual inclination? Like is this a relationship
34:17
on a deeper level that you're trying to have, Because if my friends don't
34:21
text me back in four hours, I'm okay, honey, yeah, I'll
34:24
be here when you can get back to me. I realize people have jobs.
34:28
Natalia is a fucking attorney right in Brazil. There's a time difference.
34:31
I think. I have no idea actually, but that was wild to me.
34:36
Yeah, how she was freaking out. Yeah, and I don't know
34:38
if it's because of the sexual component or if it's because she's drunk, or
34:42
if it's because of both. Like she's like recording this and she's getting so
34:45
heated over her not texting her back, Like why do you care unless you
34:50
love Natalia or unless you're trying to prove a point to Gerrek in a really
34:53
dumb fucking way that this girl actually is in it for the right pa reasons
35:00
that you think it should be like I think Gerrek's like, I don't fucking
35:02
care because I'm just gonna go bang Natalia, Like I really don't care if
35:07
she doesn't text you. I'm not in it for the sister wife relationship.
35:09
I'm in it so I can get my pencil with Like, so he just
35:13
looks at Danielle, like, why do you care? It's God's will.
35:15
Remember, it's not a big deal. Yeah, why does this matter?
35:20
I think what it really is is that Danielle sees that Natalia and Garrek are
35:24
forming a deeper relationship to the exclusion of her. Like that's gonna happen anyway,
35:30
Danielle. But like she's jealous, yeah, and she's upset, and
35:34
she knows that he's about to leave to go to Brazil, where he's going
35:37
to be for one month, even though he has a whole ass business and
35:39
two whole ass children and a wife well not anymore, yeah, like at
35:44
a woman and a house and everything. So she knows he's leaving, and
35:46
she's super deeply insecure because of the bond that they're forming and she's being left
35:53
out of it. But like that's the natural way of things, if you
35:58
all aren't bisexical or right, and like, what did you expect to happen?
36:04
Like He's going to have a full lass relationship with somebody else and that's
36:07
the problem. Like she just doesn't want to admit to herself that she has
36:12
such an issue with this because she I think she genuinely believes it's from God,
36:15
and so she's doing all this awful shit because she thinks God told Gerrick
36:21
in a wet dream that he was supposed to have five wives, and so
36:23
she's got to go along with it. But it's like, girl, get
36:27
some fucking therapy. But like in her little film, like she had like
36:30
a selfie filmed video at the end where she's just like, I don't know
36:35
what the state of me and Garrick's relationship is because I feel pretty distant.
36:39
He doesn't understand my feelings. He's going to go to Brazil and maybe this
36:44
separation will be good for us, and I'm just like, Okay, he's
36:49
going there for a whole month to marry Natalia. I mean, so why
36:52
are you taking your kids to Cancun for the first time you meet Natalia?
36:55
But you're not taking your your woman and your kids to Brazil for the nuptials,
37:00
Hello, for the ceremony, for the spiritual ceremony. Like, I
37:05
don't understand that other than it's really just a fuck vacation. It's a fuckation.
37:09
I think somebody said that on Reddit or did you say that? Somebody
37:12
said fuckation. It's like that's what it really is, totally, and like
37:15
how terrible must Danielle feel knowing that it's that's all it is? And I'm
37:21
like, is he actually going to get married to her in Brazil? Because
37:23
I think he was telling Bill or whatever earlier in the episode that she's a
37:28
lawyer. She's like wanting to own her own practice or whatever. I'm like,
37:30
is she wanting to practice in America? This is why I don't understand
37:36
her motive, because if she is an attorney in Brazil, she can open
37:39
up her own practice in Brazil. Yeah, And I think Garrick says that
37:45
her father is a man of means, and so I would assume he could
37:47
help her to do this, right, Like what incentivizes her to come to
37:52
America other than maybe she has actual real feelings for care which I can't conceive
37:58
of at all, or she wants the green hard like she wants to do
38:00
what she wants to do in America? Are you really willing to do all
38:05
this to come to America? I just can't stud to cue me. I'm
38:09
like, I would rather be dead, That's what I'm saying. But then
38:16
again, I'm like, is she telling the truth about her law degree?
38:21
Like? Is she telling yea truth? I don't even really know really,
38:23
No, it's just what she told Garrick. And then I'm like, does
38:28
she actually want to move to America or do they have some weird like agreement
38:31
where he's going to go down there for a month for his fucation and then
38:35
come back and be like, yeah, sorry, Danielle, Natalia doesn't want
38:37
to be with us because if you she doesn't really like you, you're gross.
38:42
And so we got to find another woman here in America or somewhere else,
38:45
maybe Brazil again, for me to go and propose to. And fuck,
38:49
that's what I can see too. It's just the craziest premise. It's
38:52
the craziest shit on TV, saying couple to Threttle, which I have not
38:55
watched yet but also sounds crazy. Yeah, although I've been watching more episodes
38:59
than and it gets kind of boring because they have a lot of therapy stuff.
39:01
I'm like, oh, nobody needs therapy. It's like it's like Angela
39:06
getting therapy at the last resort. Like do we really think this is real
39:09
or that it's going to take. It's not going to take. Like all
39:12
these people are finger each other already. I'm like, I don't care about
39:15
I don't think a psychologist is going to help us here, Thank you please.
39:20
Oh but we end this episode with Garrek in his truck heading to the
39:25
airport so he can go to Brazil. Yeah, which is very interesting because
39:30
we've seen in previews that Natalia is complaining because she's not really hearing much from
39:36
Garrek. Must be obviously when he's returning back to America and he starts dating
39:40
somebody else. So I hope they show us what happens in Brazil. I
39:45
would really like to see that, like how she's living, Is she living
39:47
in an impoverished state? Is she not does is her father a man of
39:51
means? And like she has a lot of things going for her there,
39:54
Like that would deepen my question as to why you would put yourself through this
39:58
hell. Oh for Derek mar Well and if Garrick stupid ass actually ghosts her
40:02
and like doesn't want to be with her. That would be wild too,
40:06
because it's like, okay, dude, like you're not a godly man if
40:08
you're just going to fuck all these women around the world and III because you
40:14
want to marry them, but then you're ghosting her because you don't want to.
40:16
But you can't reason with somebody like him because he's such a malignant narcissist
40:23
that he believes his own bullshit. I mean, do we think he believes
40:27
his own bullshit? Oh? Yeah? Do we really think that he thinks
40:31
this is the right thing to do because God told him to do it?
40:35
You think so? I think he just can't believe anybody would be able to
40:38
delude themselves to that extent and still function in society and have like a business.
40:44
Well, because the alternative would to acknowledge would be to acknowledge that he's
40:47
a fucking sex pest and he wants to cheat on his wife or be without
40:52
his wife who's the mother of his children. Yeah, they have an open
40:55
marriage, which is actually more conventional and more accepted, but she would never
41:00
be into that. I think she would put up with it. I don't.
41:05
I I just can't believe. So maybe he does believe it. Maybe
41:09
he does believe it. I think the way he conducts himself this is so
41:14
unspiritual. I just it's so hypocritical and contrary, antithetical to what you find
41:22
in scripture. I just don't know how you get there and call yourself a
41:25
Christian. I don't know even the most crazy Christian like would try to adhere
41:30
to scripture. I don't know. I don't know. He's wild, He's
41:32
terrible. He's really off bad person. He's a very bad And I think
41:37
Danielle's a bad person too. And I think Natalia is up to no good.
41:39
Yeah. I think she'll probably either scam them or she'll be sincere and
41:44
he'll be like, just kidding, peace, scam away, Yeah, get
41:47
everything you can from the causers, please. And then we have the previews
41:53
in the next few episodes, So we have Shane worried cry it, I
41:59
know, crying to his bro or something at the bar. Yeah, it's
42:01
like, I'm worried that one of these women are going to steal away Ashley,
42:06
which is why he is going to serve as a perpetual cock block every
42:10
single time she starts getting close to somebody's he's going to see something wrong,
42:15
he's going to perceive a red flag, and he's going to obstruct it.
42:19
Even though they are still on polygamy dating sites to this day, are they
42:23
really Yeah? Oh my god, I hope we can see them the dating
42:28
apps. Yeah. I hope they're on next season. Yeah, that'd be
42:31
great. Yeah. And then we have Justin's weird old ass going on a
42:35
date with some chick named Yuri, and this chick does not look like she's
42:39
into polygamy at all. Yeah, I don't want to share. Confused about
42:43
what's actually happening. I'm really curious to see, like what she's thinking.
42:46
Yeah, like how she's justifying this. But yeah, I wonder if he'll
42:50
kiss her on the first date, like Ashley kisses all of her girls on
42:52
the first date. And then we have Nick asking dan Yelle from the Davis
42:58
family if she's okay when I'm sitting who cares back and forth with Danielle?
43:04
Tell her one eyelash crying all the time, and can I do it?
43:07
I don't know. I'm terrified. Yes, I'm ready, Like, who
43:09
fucking cares? I told you this? Sang? I want to see the
43:14
hot job, make it interesting. I know. I told you they have
43:17
nothing else going on, and I think they're gonna bring on that other chick
43:22
and Daniel's gonna cry about it. I want to see it. But I
43:24
bet they're all fucking. I bet there are a polyamorous family and they all
43:29
fuck girls, fuck each other. Yep. Yeah. And then we have
43:34
Danielle from the Merryfields realizing that she could be a single mom while Garrick is
43:39
in Brazil marrying Natalia Yau. I think she's talking to her sister in law
43:44
about it. She's like, I could be a single mom, and the
43:45
sister in law is like, yeah, n dull. He literally divorced your
43:50
ass and you probably have no legal documents saying that you're entitled to half his
43:54
shit, and while he's fucking and banging aleibanting in Brazil, And so I
44:00
know what you should do, Danielle, Go get pregnant by this guy and
44:04
bring another child into this situation and into this world. I really hope not.
44:08
The rumor is is it's a little girl, because that's what we want
44:12
to teach our little girls, is how men should treat women. According to
44:16
fucking Garrick. Thanks Danielle for such a great choice. Well, I will
44:21
say on her Instagram because she's been doing lives every week. She does it
44:25
like right after the episode's premiere because she wants to answer people's questions or whatever.
44:30
But it's everybody just saying, you're fucking crazy. But the last like
44:35
several lives that she's done have been without Garrick, and she uses the same
44:38
excuse every time, which that he suffers from chronic migraines or whatever and he
44:42
can't do it. He's drunk. He's probably drunk. But this week I
44:45
thought it was interesting because on the live she wasn't wearing her wedding ring.
44:51
I feel like these people are playing us. They might be. They're trying
44:53
to keep our attention. Probably, Yeah, it's all a plot because she's
44:58
still going to be with him and probably have another one of his kids.
45:01
Well, do you have any final thoughts about the episode this week? Well,
45:06
I wanted a little bit more substance. It feels like it's been kind
45:08
of a Garrick and Danielle heavy season, which I'm fine with because they're crazy,
45:13
but I want some things to start picking up, especially with the Davis
45:15
family. Oh my gosh, I want the Sherwoods. I want Shane and
45:20
Ashley. I want to see more of that dynamic. And also the shabbootis
45:24
yeah, Sala Hoodins, Sala Houdins. Yeah, I'm very interested to see
45:30
that because I want to get to the part where Nila gets pissed. Yeah,
45:35
I want. I'm interested in doing. And my takeaway from this episode
45:40
is like, oh, we got drunk people, we got drunk people issues.
45:44
Yeah, that makes some That makes things click together for me, starts
45:46
to make sense. Raccoon brain. Yeah, Well before we go, is
45:52
there anything else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons be addressed?
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