Latest / We Talk Back / Ep. 59 "Ennie Meenie Miney Ho"
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- 0:02Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion to
- 0:07Speaker 1: talk back. Hey, everybody, welcome to a new episode. We
- 0:14Speaker 1: talked back at your girl, Tim Bam. I love you all.
- 0:17Speaker 1: How y'are doing? What's up, y'all? Let your girl a
- 0:19Speaker 1: j Hey, where's that? Hey girl? I'm I see bit,
- 0:27Speaker 1: I see you suffering. What the hell you've been doing, y'all?
- 0:29Speaker 1: This bitch love to go out on the fucking Sunday
- 0:32Speaker 1: night knowing. Damn Well, listen, we repre record obviously right,
- 0:37Speaker 1: and y'all should see how sad this puppy look. Right now, man,
- 0:40Speaker 1: I'm down, bad man. Two tequila shot, three tequila shots
- 0:44Speaker 1: did me in. It's just I'm doing keto and I
- 0:47Speaker 1: I went out to celebrate, uh my cousin's she got
- 0:51Speaker 1: an award at her job and we went out to celebrate.
- 0:54Speaker 1: You would have thought I got the award at my
- 0:56Speaker 1: job because the bitch was lit in the city yesterday.
- 1:00Speaker 1: I was doing the most and I got my neck
- 1:03Speaker 1: hurt because I got carried out lost and found by
- 1:06Speaker 1: the security drunk. Shame. I just went up to it
- 1:10Speaker 1: was a bunch of security guards and they looked they
- 1:12Speaker 1: wasn't busy then I just walked up to the security
- 1:21Speaker 1: to about I beat all y'all lands and then I
- 1:24Speaker 1: did like a throat chop at one day, I was like,
- 1:26Speaker 1: I did, I went for the nuts and I was
- 1:29Speaker 1: just playing though yeah I was making it sound effects too.
- 1:35Speaker 1: He picked me up and carry me out over his head.
- 1:38Speaker 1: I don't I'm get feeling because you told me this ship,
- 1:41Speaker 1: but I'm like, are you playing or you really gotta
- 1:43Speaker 1: put out the club this weekend? Grown woman at your
- 1:46Speaker 1: big age. I don't know if I could go back.
- 1:49Speaker 1: I ain't trying to go back in, but I mean
- 1:51Speaker 1: they walked me. They walked me out over his head
- 1:54Speaker 1: and put me outside, So I'm assuming that I was
- 1:58Speaker 1: put out? Yo? Were they white? Security guards are black? Uh?
- 2:07Speaker 1: The the one who carred me over his head was
- 2:09Speaker 1: mixed race. But the rest was anybody laughing? Or did
- 2:12Speaker 1: everybody have like straight face put this bit out there?
- 2:16Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, I can't, I don't know.
- 2:22Speaker 1: All I know is after I was put down, I
- 2:24Speaker 1: went to my friends car to go home. So I'm
- 2:26Speaker 1: assuming YEA, yeah, I had a sneakers, but I was
- 2:32Speaker 1: in there like I'm security. Now, let me pack these
- 2:36Speaker 1: bitches down, like I was just acting so stupid. And
- 2:39Speaker 1: then I got I got to my apartment and like
- 2:43Speaker 1: the fire department was in the lobby. I don't know
- 2:46Speaker 1: what was going on, but I started sexually harassing the fireman.
- 2:50Speaker 1: I was like, oh, y'all look so good in y'all uniform.
- 2:53Speaker 1: I gotta fire, y'all can put out right now, let's
- 2:58Speaker 1: see hot right here. I was just so just disgusting.
- 3:01Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed in myself. I hope my office doesn't
- 3:04Speaker 1: call me. I was saying this in front of everybody
- 3:06Speaker 1: waiting in the lobby, So I'm ashamed. Some people thought
- 3:10Speaker 1: it was funny. Some people were annoyed with me. How
- 3:12Speaker 1: do you feel today? So I'm ashamed of myself and
- 3:21Speaker 1: like a whole heathen? Did you need to be admitted?
- 3:24Speaker 1: What the hell? Then I couldn't get upstairs, like so
- 3:27Speaker 1: I lived on the four floor, and the fire department was,
- 3:31Speaker 1: you know, not allowing us to go on the elevator.
- 3:33Speaker 1: And instead of me waiting for whatever the issue was
- 3:36Speaker 1: to be okay for us to go in the building,
- 3:39Speaker 1: as people were coming down the stairs, I went up
- 3:42Speaker 1: to see me was not about the wal I did?
- 3:46Speaker 1: I did twenty four flights up on it was the liquor. Yeah,
- 3:51Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I had to sit down on thirteen.
- 3:57Speaker 1: You remember when we went to walk up that mountain?
- 3:59Speaker 1: What's that mountain? Uh? Mount Rushmore? Felt like the girl
- 4:06Speaker 1: you enginette was sucking hiking. Bitch. I was so fucking
- 4:09Speaker 1: fat by y'all, Like my fucking body was in shocked.
- 4:16Speaker 1: I cannot imagine being drunk walking up twenty four flights
- 4:19Speaker 1: and steps. Bit you all crazy. I didn't yeah flights,
- 4:23Speaker 1: that's like just drunk, Like I'm not waiting all the
- 4:26Speaker 1: fire department. I would have smoked so weedn't go to bed.
- 4:29Speaker 1: So wait a minute, people coming down from the apartment
- 4:31Speaker 1: because there could possibly be a fire. But the situation,
- 4:35Speaker 1: your ass going up the stairs, I'm going up to
- 4:37Speaker 1: steal man. I'm going home, y'all gonna have to come
- 4:40Speaker 1: get me out of my house. Give me this dumb
- 4:43Speaker 1: bitch flow waving your hands at the goddamn window on
- 4:47Speaker 1: the office and nobody looking at hell on the patty
- 4:53Speaker 1: other ship, fucking dumb man. I was done yesterday. Yeah,
- 4:58Speaker 1: so how are we going to do better? What have
- 5:00Speaker 1: you learned from this situation? Don't eat a piece of bread.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Beach not in bitch, because you're gonna do the same ship.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Come this fucking sun. I'm going to the Vegas this weekend.
- 5:11Speaker 1: It might go cool, even dumber. Well, look, you had
- 5:18Speaker 1: enough fun for both of us, you know my dad,
- 5:19Speaker 1: and weekends don't be that eventful. I don't do much
- 5:22Speaker 1: this weekend. Made a couple of wigs, and um, I'm
- 5:26Speaker 1: in a wedding this week in the Dominican Republic. So
- 5:28Speaker 1: that's what I'm planning that, I hope. So I hope
- 5:32Speaker 1: it's not all like wedding. Like I need at least
- 5:35Speaker 1: one full day at the beach. We're all going to
- 5:37Speaker 1: have like a yard day, but I need I need
- 5:41Speaker 1: like one day to lay at the beach. I really
- 5:43Speaker 1: need some water. Yeah, soak up that good bye to
- 5:45Speaker 1: me my fucking body right now. Dog, I had to
- 5:48Speaker 1: go to the chiropractice. My back is so fucked up,
- 5:52Speaker 1: like if I need to go to my neck hurt
- 5:55Speaker 1: ever since then they picked me up last night. He
- 5:58Speaker 1: might look, you might got a lawsuit from harassing noon.
- 6:04Speaker 1: But I need to dip in the damn ocean. Man,
- 6:06Speaker 1: It's I can hell naturally. So this week is stupid
- 6:13Speaker 1: internet news. What we got going on? Um, I've seen
- 6:18Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather and he game looking like Mr T Nigger
- 6:21Speaker 1: had on seventeen Cuban League. Now he's gonna need to
- 6:26Speaker 1: sucking chiropractic because this is not gonna break off pounds
- 6:32Speaker 1: and some ship. What what are you trying to prove?
- 6:35Speaker 1: Like at this point? And it's almost corny because you
- 6:38Speaker 1: like a grown ass man. Come on, man, what do
- 6:42Speaker 1: the chains on? That's like? Is it a Napoleon complex?
- 6:47Speaker 1: I like, where just little nigga syndrome? I don't know
- 6:53Speaker 1: what that's about. I don't know. I saw a post
- 6:55Speaker 1: that said, damn Floyd, we know you ain't really broke.
- 6:59Speaker 1: You ain't gotta show us your jury at one time, right, Like,
- 7:03Speaker 1: I've never seen that many changes on one person before.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, he miss the T ship exactly,
- 7:11Speaker 1: But where are you going at? Well, we saw he
- 7:13Speaker 1: got just like Mr T. Ever since he got that
- 7:15Speaker 1: lace front, that lead press of bullshit. Girl, I can't
- 7:22Speaker 1: believe him. Look like a bunch of little people here.
- 7:24Speaker 1: They don't even you know what it looks like. Uh,
- 7:28Speaker 1: it looks like vel Crow, you know, like the soft
- 7:31Speaker 1: the soft side of velcrow. Yeah it does. I actually
- 7:35Speaker 1: kind of like it on him, though I ain't gonna lie,
- 7:37Speaker 1: but I couldn't imagine like getting one, No, like looking
- 7:41Speaker 1: up at him and close. You know how you can
- 7:43Speaker 1: see the grid on a lace front? Did you managine
- 7:47Speaker 1: walking up the floating? I don't think it's a lace, friend,
- 7:49Speaker 1: that's implant. He got implants? Oh he got hair yeah those? Yeah,
- 7:56Speaker 1: it's not a la I'm so I'm assuming he got
- 7:59Speaker 1: a had a hair cut. Dog boy. Money allows you
- 8:03Speaker 1: to do a lot of dumb ship right because I
- 8:06Speaker 1: showed with feeling this little edge right here. If I
- 8:08Speaker 1: had it's a little spot right here on the edge, Baby,
- 8:13Speaker 1: I feel that bitch in are you better get them? Uh?
- 8:18Speaker 1: Dumb kaleidoscope drops? Dodo ships work? You ever used them?
- 8:22Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll just be putting our shot on
- 8:24Speaker 1: that hole I show. We'll take a little brush and
- 8:37Speaker 1: cannot tell me you're sucking. That's stupid. I'll fucking sicking you,
- 8:46Speaker 1: sicking you now? Who wants this bitch? Man? Who this bitch?
- 8:51Speaker 1: I'm not walking around with my little hole show and
- 8:53Speaker 1: I'm feeling that bitch in the best way I know how, Yo,
- 8:58Speaker 1: you gotta do what you gotta you man, But oh ship,
- 9:03Speaker 1: you see Kanye build a bitch building building, Kim at
- 9:08Speaker 1: water add water for instant, Kim right, what the fund
- 9:13Speaker 1: is that about? Like? And she'd be wearing the black
- 9:15Speaker 1: shades like Kim always does, not saying I mean we
- 9:17Speaker 1: wear black shades too, But you look like him. But
- 9:20Speaker 1: her mouth is different. It's something with her in her
- 9:23Speaker 1: mouth is just weird to me. But aside from that,
- 9:27Speaker 1: she looks like when she put sunglasses on, she's a
- 9:29Speaker 1: pretty girl. But I just think Kanye is just he
- 9:32Speaker 1: misses his baby mama. But what kind of bit you
- 9:36Speaker 1: gotta be to actually play a bit for a man?
- 9:42Speaker 1: What time? What is what's wrong with you? Like? I
- 9:44Speaker 1: can understand him seeking out. I can understand him because
- 9:48Speaker 1: you know, Kim is the prototype basically, so I can
- 9:51Speaker 1: understand him. But I would not be like I would
- 9:56Speaker 1: you address you addressed? I would even start talking like
- 9:59Speaker 1: that bitch. Oh my god, this is like so like bizarre.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Are you happy? She always like, are you happy? West?
- 10:11Speaker 1: A billionaire? Kanye West? Yes? Like, man, my intact, my
- 10:17Speaker 1: integrity must be too intact, because I'm not about to
- 10:19Speaker 1: play a bit for a man. What the hell is
- 10:22Speaker 1: that about? I'll be like soon did I leave in
- 10:28Speaker 1: the fun? Are you talking about? Yo? Fucking maniac man?
- 10:39Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah? I cannot, I cannot, I cannot.
- 10:47Speaker 1: But that's just I guess he was actually dating this
- 10:49Speaker 1: person simultaneously with Julia Fox. Julia Fox done dumping that
- 10:54Speaker 1: been said she didn't cried since nineties seven. I hear that,
- 10:58Speaker 1: But Kanye got him. Oh Kim look alike. Man, they
- 11:01Speaker 1: don't get no crazier than that, right. I'm just it's
- 11:05Speaker 1: always interesting to watch Kanye. Did you see his documentary
- 11:10Speaker 1: on it? I Love Love Love? Did we talk about
- 11:13Speaker 1: that last week? Well, we talked about the first episode.
- 11:16Speaker 1: There are another new episode. Okay, I haven't seen a
- 11:18Speaker 1: new seen it. Man. Let me tell you. People can
- 11:22Speaker 1: say what the funk they want to say about Kanye,
- 11:24Speaker 1: but I see exactly why Kanye is the way he is.
- 11:28Speaker 1: They created a fucking villain like mm hmm. Everybody knows
- 11:34Speaker 1: like the nigga music, like especially from college. Dropout was
- 11:36Speaker 1: a one. So you mean to tell me you an
- 11:38Speaker 1: these record labels? You hanging out with, uh everybody from
- 11:43Speaker 1: Rockefeller every day? You def jam um executive offices every
- 11:47Speaker 1: day and they're hearing your music and they don't know
- 11:49Speaker 1: you the ship. Y'all playing with him like he ain't
- 11:51Speaker 1: the ship because y'all just want him to keep producing
- 11:54Speaker 1: beats for y'all artists not wanting to sign him and
- 11:57Speaker 1: stuff like that, Like Kanye Us, Kanye West is a
- 12:01Speaker 1: solid I was about to say that, a solid human being.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I was really tripping for a second. He was though
- 12:09Speaker 1: I believe he was. He was, and they created a villain,
- 12:13Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There was one scene on
- 12:17Speaker 1: the first on the first episode, on the first part,
- 12:22Speaker 1: I forgot the other rapper, damn Or. It was actually
- 12:24Speaker 1: a producer who had he had went on the radio
- 12:27Speaker 1: station in Chicago and played Kanye like he was starting
- 12:30Speaker 1: like a fake beef with Kanye basically, So Kanye pulled
- 12:33Speaker 1: up on him and they talked about it. They ended
- 12:35Speaker 1: up hugging and shaking hands. But I can look in
- 12:38Speaker 1: his face and his eyes. He looked hurt a lot
- 12:43Speaker 1: of a lot of different situations on those documentaries, you
- 12:48Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So, and then you know, even
- 12:50Speaker 1: when he got to the point to where he got signed,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and you know, he had to do through through the
- 12:54Speaker 1: Wire video. He was saying how he spent thirty three
- 12:56Speaker 1: thousand dollars of his own money. So how you signed
- 12:59Speaker 1: to a label who won't give your release date basically
- 13:02Speaker 1: signed you to shelve your ass. You see what I'm saying.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Because the people on that label, the big people like
- 13:08Speaker 1: jay Z y'all threatened. They was threatened by that man.
- 13:12Speaker 1: I really feel that way. And I don't think jay
- 13:15Speaker 1: Z ever thought that Kanye would be on his LAFT.
- 13:17Speaker 1: I don't know if they were threatened. I think they
- 13:19Speaker 1: just underestimated him alive. I don't think it was underestimating him.
- 13:23Speaker 1: I really feel like they saw him because there was
- 13:26Speaker 1: other people that spoke about him, like a dude from
- 13:30Speaker 1: I think it was from Deaf Jam. He was telling
- 13:32Speaker 1: him like, you really don't fit in that at. You
- 13:34Speaker 1: really don't fit in that Rockefeller Records. Um bitch. So
- 13:38Speaker 1: Kodak Black said, niggas don't gotta wash every day. How
- 13:42Speaker 1: do you feel about that? I don't like that. I
- 13:46Speaker 1: want you to don't bring no dirty dick over here
- 13:48Speaker 1: talking about it suck yesterday, sucking leftover, leftover? What's that ship? Uh?
- 13:56Speaker 1: And then he's patience So he's not circumcised, so imagine
- 13:59Speaker 1: the uncertacided. Imagine an uncircumcised dick not washing every day,
- 14:05Speaker 1: right with the cheesy bits. And you've got multiple women pregnancy,
- 14:09Speaker 1: you're dipping and diving in different cuchies and not washing
- 14:12Speaker 1: every day. And I know they put probably sink sick
- 14:20Speaker 1: all in Walmart trying to figure out what to do.
- 14:23Speaker 1: You need to get away from that that man, that's
- 14:25Speaker 1: what you need to do, yeah, because he's knocking your
- 14:26Speaker 1: pH balance off. Yeah, I don't like that. I like
- 14:30Speaker 1: hold that black man, but he's a here's the thing.
- 14:33Speaker 1: When you're get in the bed, don't you want to
- 14:35Speaker 1: get in the bid clean? Just don't it feel good?
- 14:37Speaker 1: Like I sleep naked, you you sleeping clothes on. But
- 14:41Speaker 1: sometimes like I love like fresh at the shower and
- 14:44Speaker 1: you're getting your clean bed, Like I can't imagine how
- 14:46Speaker 1: people come home from work and get in their bed
- 14:50Speaker 1: with the streets on them, with the streets on you.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Like remember on Power Ghosts whatever it was called, story
- 15:00Speaker 1: kill killed a girl. They came in and just got her,
- 15:04Speaker 1: Like I know you tussled with a bit, I know
- 15:07Speaker 1: you staying you got Definitely that bitch did not wash
- 15:17Speaker 1: sleeping in that Twin Sides band with Tarik. You gotta
- 15:20Speaker 1: be ashamed of yourself, bitch, Like I'm gonna lie now
- 15:26Speaker 1: I did. I definitely slept in the Twin Sides band
- 15:28Speaker 1: with a nigger in college. Okay, me too, a couple. Listen,
- 15:33Speaker 1: when me and my ex best friends started college, we
- 15:36Speaker 1: liked me like a whole pack. How we wasn't gonna
- 15:38Speaker 1: su niggas at school when we got there, I broke
- 15:41Speaker 1: that ship. Like in one month, I was in a
- 15:44Speaker 1: nigga bad. I remember my nigger in college. He would
- 15:49Speaker 1: do anything to come to my dorm because it wasn't coed.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Well it was high school was coed, right, but I
- 15:55Speaker 1: mean it was like guys on one side of women
- 15:57Speaker 1: on the other side, and we could not have guests
- 15:59Speaker 1: of the opper to sex like some schools could. Right.
- 16:03Speaker 1: He's to put my one of my wigs on, yea.
- 16:08Speaker 1: He would go the extra mile to get up in
- 16:09Speaker 1: their pulls. He would put my wig on outside in
- 16:13Speaker 1: the car and then like one of my hoodies and
- 16:18Speaker 1: we go in the building. He and like he was
- 16:20Speaker 1: a bit coming in the building. That's sucking foolishness, man.
- 16:30Speaker 1: He used to work too. That is foolishness. Who is
- 16:35Speaker 1: this uglass girl company here with Tammy? And like it
- 16:41Speaker 1: was a lot of them, mad VCB you know, you know,
- 16:44Speaker 1: like it was a lot of them. Said, she probably
- 16:47Speaker 1: looked like one of the students on the yard. He
- 16:49Speaker 1: probably looked like one of the bitches off the yard. Uh. Yeah,
- 16:55Speaker 1: so Cordak doesn't think he has to wash. Please wash
- 16:58Speaker 1: your ass. Men, listen, women like nice feet. We like clean.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Men like manicured. Not you don't have the manicured. I
- 17:05Speaker 1: don't like seeing niggs sitting up in the shop. But
- 17:08Speaker 1: keep your hands clipped. I'll do that s for you.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Like I really feel like the those places are for women.
- 17:16Speaker 1: I really feel like I don't know, but I'll do
- 17:19Speaker 1: my man feed in hands. I would do them. You
- 17:22Speaker 1: don't be sitting up and no goddamn nail shop, nigger.
- 17:25Speaker 1: You ain't even gotta get your nails done. Just keep
- 17:27Speaker 1: them clean. Yeah, because even not washing and your finger
- 17:31Speaker 1: popping a bit, and your fingernails already and rigid trying
- 17:36Speaker 1: to put it in somebody who get you a little
- 17:38Speaker 1: dirty fingures. These niggas is nasty. Okay, young women, stay
- 17:44Speaker 1: away from these dirty ds. You don't have a lot
- 17:46Speaker 1: of problems listening. It takes a while for you to
- 17:48Speaker 1: figure your pussy out, it really does. But the common
- 17:52Speaker 1: denominator oftentimes is whoever the fuck you litten mess with?
- 17:56Speaker 1: It is that motherfucker? So, um, what else you got? Oh?
- 18:03Speaker 1: Pastor eats pussy too? You'll be seeing those posts or
- 18:07Speaker 1: shame rumorship is uh qua Mills Presents. Apparently they got
- 18:11Speaker 1: an audiobook on YouTube. Now I thought that was fake.
- 18:13Speaker 1: That's a real pastor z Pussy Too. I had that
- 18:21Speaker 1: Lord her Mercy how he came up with them one ship.
- 18:25Speaker 1: It's the truth. It's easy real, Yeah, I mean I
- 18:29Speaker 1: guess it is, but it's non why it's a nonfiction right, thanks.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it just to see what's going on? Right,
- 18:43Speaker 1: So this isn't like stupid ship and the internet though,
- 18:46Speaker 1: but um, it's something really And you know, we had
- 18:49Speaker 1: a whole episode on missing Black women, Missing women, Um,
- 18:54Speaker 1: nobody be looking for us first of all, even when
- 18:57Speaker 1: we when we're found, you know, they don't really investigate
- 19:00Speaker 1: our deaths properly. So there's another young woman, twenty nine
- 19:03Speaker 1: year old mother four Asia Maynard Um supposedly died of
- 19:09Speaker 1: natural causes after being on a date with a white man.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Somebody just just happened a month ago to another black woman,
- 19:19Speaker 1: so it's like they're just killing us and getting away
- 19:22Speaker 1: with it. Basically, this ship is really wicked, man, So
- 19:27Speaker 1: women need to be careful. I just said, I encourage women.
- 19:32Speaker 1: I know some women don't wouldn't agree with this, but
- 19:34Speaker 1: I just encourage women to get a gun, m and
- 19:39Speaker 1: get a licensed weapon or just get one, you know.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Just I'd rather you get in trouble for having a
- 19:45Speaker 1: gun then letting somebody hurt you, you know, girl, Like
- 19:50Speaker 1: I said, I got a whole pandemic book bag full
- 19:55Speaker 1: of supplies and epistols included this bitch. This bitch pulled
- 19:59Speaker 1: out brass knuckle this morning. I'm like, listen, I got
- 20:03Speaker 1: a brass knuckle on my book bag, my pistol. I
- 20:06Speaker 1: got a three eight in the book bag, another pistol
- 20:09Speaker 1: in the car. If somebody takes my car while I'm
- 20:12Speaker 1: in it and like forces me in the back seat,
- 20:15Speaker 1: I gotta fucking ten in knife back there. That mistabio
- 20:19Speaker 1: asked through the seat, Or maybe slit your throat while
- 20:21Speaker 1: you're driving. Listen, tell everybody what you got they don't know. Yeah, bit,
- 20:28Speaker 1: pull that that knife you got back? Give me that
- 20:31Speaker 1: right because I already know. I listened to the show.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Just know you're gonna die playing with me. Oh my
- 20:39Speaker 1: fucker's gonna know who did it. I don't say that.
- 20:41Speaker 1: If you do, get me, sure, you're gonna be hurt too.
- 20:45Speaker 1: I'm not going out here like, no fucking sucker. Yeah yeah,
- 20:50Speaker 1: we gotta lay yeah, with these dating websites and stuff
- 20:54Speaker 1: like that. And for whatever reason, man, we think the
- 20:58Speaker 1: other side the grass is green on the side, man, No,
- 21:01Speaker 1: motherfucker's is crazy. Okay. M I've never been scared of
- 21:04Speaker 1: black people. I'm scared of people. That's what I'm telling you.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Nobody can walk behind me, white, black, Hispanic, Asian like
- 21:13Speaker 1: I'm peeping dogs. Walk behind what you're doing behind me? Right, girl,
- 21:21Speaker 1: I'm scared of people. I really live my life like
- 21:23Speaker 1: a scary movie. But I you know, you got to
- 21:27Speaker 1: be careful, man, you got to be real careful. So
- 21:30Speaker 1: what about I'm not gonna go to deep dive into this,
- 21:35Speaker 1: but we're gonna we got to talk about it. H Russia,
- 21:38Speaker 1: I mean in Russia and Ukraine, and you know I
- 21:43Speaker 1: used to I lived there for six months in high school.
- 21:46Speaker 1: I was an exchange student in Ukraine. Yeah, I just
- 21:52Speaker 1: you know, you think, like, oh, it's so far away,
- 21:54Speaker 1: but these are just everyday regular people living their lives
- 21:57Speaker 1: like us in the city, and they ship is just
- 22:00Speaker 1: and demolish and you wanna, you know, be supportive of
- 22:04Speaker 1: those people that have Yeah, I mean, what can you
- 22:06Speaker 1: really do. You can pray for him, but I mean,
- 22:08Speaker 1: I mean you can't really you're helpless and in that
- 22:12Speaker 1: aspect of making a difference when it comes to the
- 22:16Speaker 1: powers that be right. But then I also see like
- 22:19Speaker 1: Ukrany and people treating people of color like poorly on
- 22:24Speaker 1: social Media's like they're pushing black people to the back
- 22:26Speaker 1: of the line, they keeping them from getting on trains,
- 22:30Speaker 1: and I just, you know, I feel bad for black
- 22:33Speaker 1: people all over the world. We just get like this
- 22:38Speaker 1: short ended the stick a lot of times when it
- 22:40Speaker 1: comes to just being able to survive because we don't
- 22:43Speaker 1: put our footdown. That's why when Asians were being uh
- 22:47Speaker 1: supposedly because they really wasn't happening that did, they try
- 22:50Speaker 1: to make it like we were like black people were
- 22:52Speaker 1: targeting our Asians were being targeted in America for some reason,
- 22:57Speaker 1: they had the Asians. They the images we kept seeing online.
- 23:02Speaker 1: We're black people, but we know it was a white
- 23:04Speaker 1: guy in Atlanta who shot six Asians in a massage parlor.
- 23:08Speaker 1: But they're gonna make it like it's a black Asian thing.
- 23:12Speaker 1: But they passed the Asian Hate bill. You know, that
- 23:14Speaker 1: escalates your charges if you happen to even just get
- 23:17Speaker 1: into an altercation when an Asian person, you know what
- 23:20Speaker 1: I'm saying, So that should is sucking, really wicked. So
- 23:23Speaker 1: I'm saying that to say that these people take care
- 23:25Speaker 1: of their people. Because that legislation didn't come out of nowhere.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Asia pushed for that. I'm pretty sure they came. They
- 23:31Speaker 1: talked to American government, like what the funk y'all doing
- 23:33Speaker 1: our people over there. So Africa needs to do the
- 23:36Speaker 1: same thing. I know during UM at the top of
- 23:39Speaker 1: the pandemic, the ship, the same ship was happening in China.
- 23:43Speaker 1: You saw Asians hitting black people Africans in the streets
- 23:46Speaker 1: with sticks and ship like that, making them quarantine. Can't
- 23:50Speaker 1: leave out their hotel rooms, can't leave out their apartments,
- 23:53Speaker 1: can't come out at all. They were doing that too
- 23:57Speaker 1: black people. It's on it's it's we. We are hated
- 24:00Speaker 1: around the world for whatever fucking reason. I know the reason.
- 24:04Speaker 1: But y'all say I'm a super conspiracy theorist. Oh yes,
- 24:06Speaker 1: a j that's the conspiracy theorists on the show. Y'all
- 24:09Speaker 1: just the fy I And I'm a conspiracy truth not
- 24:12Speaker 1: in a motherfucking theory. Don't play me, friend, Okay, I
- 24:23Speaker 1: played you because I know a lot of ship. Me
- 24:25Speaker 1: you argued about a year before last has come to
- 24:28Speaker 1: fruition and my right, am I wrong? I don't have
- 24:31Speaker 1: no dog in this fight. Man. Listen to your conspiracy
- 24:39Speaker 1: theorist friends. Maybe fun And it's not even theories, like
- 24:43Speaker 1: we just be looking it up. We'd be researching. The
- 24:45Speaker 1: information is out there. You just have to go look
- 24:47Speaker 1: at it. It's not fucking Google, you know, you have
- 24:50Speaker 1: to know where to look anyway. But um, this ship
- 24:55Speaker 1: has always been happening to black people around the globe.
- 24:59Speaker 1: We are is treated and I feel like even with
- 25:02Speaker 1: Black Americans and and I know we're talking about the war,
- 25:05Speaker 1: but even with black Americans in America, we like on
- 25:08Speaker 1: an island by ourselves. Nobody coming for us, not even Africans,
- 25:11Speaker 1: is how I feel because if something were to happen
- 25:14Speaker 1: to black like things happen to us all the time.
- 25:17Speaker 1: You don't see Africa and uproar when stuff happened to
- 25:20Speaker 1: black Americans. But some ship happened into Asians in America.
- 25:25Speaker 1: They fucking continent. The country is telling like, no, you're
- 25:29Speaker 1: not about to do our people like that. But we
- 25:33Speaker 1: gotta help ourselves. I do feel like we need to
- 25:36Speaker 1: find a way to be better allies to ourselves. You know,
- 25:41Speaker 1: But what the fund do you do? I don't know,
- 25:43Speaker 1: you know, the powers and the dollars. I'm so tired
- 25:46Speaker 1: of lifting people up in prayer and feeling like I
- 25:49Speaker 1: don't do nothing. I mean, you know, prayer without work
- 25:52Speaker 1: is what null and void? Yeah, I mean the power
- 25:56Speaker 1: is in the dollar, you know what I'm saying, The
- 25:58Speaker 1: powers and money. So we need to we need to
- 26:01Speaker 1: withhold some of our money is one of the biggest
- 26:05Speaker 1: steps we can we can actually take. So I don't know.
- 26:09Speaker 1: I don't know. This ship with Ukraine. I just hope
- 26:12Speaker 1: it doesn't topple over to the um to our land
- 26:15Speaker 1: because we've been living normal regular And here's the thing,
- 26:19Speaker 1: I'm very patriotic. I love America like this is our country, Like,
- 26:22Speaker 1: this our ship. When I say this our ship, I
- 26:24Speaker 1: mean black people ship. So I don't want some outside
- 26:27Speaker 1: entity coming and sucking our ship up. And I feel
- 26:29Speaker 1: like we're being handed over on a silver plata to
- 26:32Speaker 1: these people based on the things that has been going
- 26:35Speaker 1: on with the current administration. I feel like they're really
- 26:37Speaker 1: handing over America to foreign entity. And this is our ship.
- 26:42Speaker 1: So we shouldn't be like, oh, fuck it, they need
- 26:44Speaker 1: to fun this ship up. Hell no, this is our
- 26:47Speaker 1: fucking home. This is like y'all, y'all comfortable with your
- 26:50Speaker 1: way in life or all? Because this ship could fuck
- 26:53Speaker 1: change overnight in a communist state. Yeah, so we have
- 26:57Speaker 1: to fight for it. But the fight this ship is
- 27:00Speaker 1: at this point, it's not even about race. It's about
- 27:02Speaker 1: people with like minds. You get together, but those people
- 27:05Speaker 1: to make changes. It's not even about color at this point. Man.
- 27:10Speaker 1: We all Americans. So whatever dirty ship they down did,
- 27:14Speaker 1: we all gonna have to pay for it. It It ain't
- 27:17Speaker 1: just like they're gonna come over here and say, oh,
- 27:18Speaker 1: you're black, we're gonna leave you alone. We're just gonna
- 27:20Speaker 1: bomb the white people over here. That's not gonna happen.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be sucked up right, well, you know, prayers
- 27:30Speaker 1: to the people in Ukraine, black, white and everything else
- 27:33Speaker 1: in between, and hopefully we can get this conflict settled
- 27:38Speaker 1: and there will be no war. Alright, guys, let's take
- 27:41Speaker 1: a break and we'll be right back. All right, So
- 27:48Speaker 1: look back to our regular schedule programming. Um, a couple
- 27:53Speaker 1: of weeks ago, you sent me a post, and I
- 27:55Speaker 1: want to talk about this. I think it's a pretty
- 27:56Speaker 1: good topic. So the post said, men marry safe girls
- 28:02Speaker 1: and then date they're type during the marriage. Why don't
- 28:05Speaker 1: y'all marry your type? How interesting is that? Do you
- 28:11Speaker 1: think that's true? Do you think that's what they'd be
- 28:13Speaker 1: doing because they're scared to turn a hole into the housewife.
- 28:16Speaker 1: The holes be fun. Yeah. The thing is that, I'm like, man,
- 28:24Speaker 1: if you get you a nice refurbished hole, don't gonna
- 28:27Speaker 1: be the best wife. Y'all gonna have fun together. You're
- 28:29Speaker 1: gonna laugh together. They're gonna be telling you you're asked
- 28:31Speaker 1: some motherfucker jokers, because I know I got jokes for days. Right,
- 28:35Speaker 1: They're gonna stick, they figure your butt. And he'd be
- 28:37Speaker 1: acting like you don't like that, and I've been a
- 28:40Speaker 1: hole and over a decade, so I'm good right way
- 28:45Speaker 1: over fucking decades. Ship. I better relationships for the fucking
- 28:48Speaker 1: longest your hold. Yes, it's fun. So look, why why
- 28:58Speaker 1: not marry who you actually? Because you? I feel like
- 29:01Speaker 1: men do marry safe women. You ever see a guy
- 29:03Speaker 1: and you'd be like, that's his wife, Like they don't
- 29:06Speaker 1: even match, But you why he's with her because she
- 29:11Speaker 1: probably shuts the fuck She shuts the funk up. She's reliable,
- 29:16Speaker 1: she's loyal, she's a good mom, a good mother, right,
- 29:20Speaker 1: I mean, but aren't those the attributes you would want
- 29:22Speaker 1: in a wife too? They are? But what's the reward
- 29:26Speaker 1: that she's What is the reward she's getting for being
- 29:28Speaker 1: all those things while you run here running the muck
- 29:31Speaker 1: with women that you actually like. Maybe the reward would
- 29:36Speaker 1: be uh security praps. Yeah, but that woman could actually
- 29:41Speaker 1: get a man that likes her, because how did she see?
- 29:46Speaker 1: It's security like her? Does he? I don't think. I
- 29:53Speaker 1: don't think the guys wouldn't. I wouldn't say they don't
- 29:55Speaker 1: like their wife. They just like their sad bitch a
- 29:58Speaker 1: little more. The side that should be like the homie, right,
- 30:04Speaker 1: the fun girl and the fun fun girl. Oh who
- 30:07Speaker 1: made that song? Um, Summer Walker, It's called funk Girl.
- 30:13Speaker 1: It's just about being never taken serious and always being
- 30:17Speaker 1: a girl on the side. Yeah, the wife like and
- 30:21Speaker 1: she the song is like, She's like, I could be
- 30:23Speaker 1: the wife. I could be that girl like for you too.
- 30:26Speaker 1: But I feel like that men are scared of those
- 30:29Speaker 1: women because they're like wild cards cards. They like Frankenstein
- 30:33Speaker 1: to them, niggas, they like Frankenstein is like, you don't
- 30:38Speaker 1: know what this woman, the woman that you like, you well,
- 30:41Speaker 1: actually you may know what she's capable of and you
- 30:46Speaker 1: can't control that. And I feel like you say you
- 30:49Speaker 1: feel safe with the woman you're married, because a lot
- 30:52Speaker 1: of times they'd be dating a female version of themselves
- 30:56Speaker 1: exactly outside of the outside of the relations your homie
- 31:01Speaker 1: loving friend. That's some bullshit. I feel like you can
- 31:04Speaker 1: get all those things and I don't know. I mean,
- 31:06Speaker 1: I feel like, um, my last couple of relationships, I
- 31:10Speaker 1: was heavily judged. I feel like for things that but
- 31:15Speaker 1: am for things they don't even know. It's only because
- 31:17Speaker 1: I live freely, you know what I'm saying. I'm not
- 31:20Speaker 1: out here on on some whole ship. Now I have been,
- 31:23Speaker 1: and I feel like all women should explore a little bit.
- 31:26Speaker 1: I'm not saying you gotta go through a hunting niggas
- 31:28Speaker 1: to explore, but you should have like a whole face. Yes,
- 31:31Speaker 1: you should, because you gotta learn what you like. You
- 31:34Speaker 1: gotta learn what you want out of relationship. You gotta
- 31:37Speaker 1: learn what you want out of sex. Like you gotta
- 31:39Speaker 1: learn those things and how else do you learn them with?
- 31:41Speaker 1: You should be early. You shouldn't be having your whole
- 31:43Speaker 1: phase with your forty. You really should be doing your
- 31:46Speaker 1: whole phase early in the game. I hate holds that forty. No,
- 31:50Speaker 1: I don't hate y'all, but why are you out here
- 31:54Speaker 1: doing that right now? It's too late to turn back now. Look,
- 32:02Speaker 1: I don't want know all right now. I'm sorry because
- 32:05Speaker 1: I know your old holds gonna be in my g
- 32:07Speaker 1: or something. No old hole, shame man che out. No.
- 32:14Speaker 1: But I mean, I do whatever you want to do,
- 32:17Speaker 1: But I just know that are you happy doing it?
- 32:22Speaker 1: That'd be my thing. Doesn't make you happy? Even makes
- 32:25Speaker 1: you happy, and fucking go for it. I just know
- 32:28Speaker 1: some forty year old holds. I know some forty old
- 32:31Speaker 1: furbish olds damn bitches wish like people be really be
- 32:33Speaker 1: wishing they can take some ship back. But it's definitely
- 32:36Speaker 1: necessary for you to get experienced and men. But here
- 32:41Speaker 1: we're giving these men a hard time. But women do
- 32:44Speaker 1: the same ship because I know women who are whistle
- 32:46Speaker 1: me just because it's safe. It's secure. He provides for
- 32:50Speaker 1: her and then on the outside she got the nigga
- 32:53Speaker 1: who being high speed chasing God, I know, a bit
- 32:59Speaker 1: sucking the ship to her. I know a bitch who
- 33:01Speaker 1: was in who was in a marriage and they divorced now,
- 33:06Speaker 1: but they were married for a long as time and
- 33:09Speaker 1: he was like the husband was like a homebody and
- 33:11Speaker 1: they didn't do ship. When I tell you this bitch
- 33:14Speaker 1: had uh man, you would think that that he was
- 33:18Speaker 1: the husband and he ended up getting married to somebody else.
- 33:21Speaker 1: But they were still like together, like they went to
- 33:24Speaker 1: family reunions together and ship like that. Like they was
- 33:27Speaker 1: really like yes, yes, like and they you can you
- 33:32Speaker 1: can see like the energy between them, like they were
- 33:34Speaker 1: best friends. They were really really that's beautiful having a
- 33:42Speaker 1: jolly whole time. Like they really they were real good friends. Man,
- 33:48Speaker 1: Like they looked like they've been long together, but they
- 33:51Speaker 1: were both. You know, she was already married. Yeah, she
- 33:54Speaker 1: was already married to somebody else, and he had met
- 33:56Speaker 1: someone and then got married to that person. But they
- 33:58Speaker 1: still carried on this relationship. But at least that at
- 34:03Speaker 1: least a decade, Like the family noticed your man everything,
- 34:08Speaker 1: but not her husband didn't. Yes, or maybe he did.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Maybe he did, and maybe he was okay with it ship.
- 34:16Speaker 1: And if if that's the case, then that's fine. You know,
- 34:19Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship where everybody, every party is
- 34:23Speaker 1: uh in on it, you know, then that's cool. But
- 34:27Speaker 1: it's just the deceit for me, that's what. Yeah, that's
- 34:29Speaker 1: what I don't like. You know, we talked about open
- 34:33Speaker 1: relationships and non monogamy a lot on this podcast. I
- 34:36Speaker 1: really want to get like somebody on who's actually in
- 34:41Speaker 1: Like yeah, I've seen a couple of couples online. Because
- 34:49Speaker 1: my thing is, don't get what a woman who signed
- 34:53Speaker 1: up for monogamy and then you put her in a
- 34:57Speaker 1: situation and just get cheated on what you could have chosen.
- 35:00Speaker 1: You could have really chosen a woman who was okay
- 35:02Speaker 1: with you have any occasional thing outside the relationship, you
- 35:06Speaker 1: really confine a woman. But I don't think men feel
- 35:09Speaker 1: comfortable and knowing that this woman is okay with them
- 35:12Speaker 1: being themselves. Like niggas find like they find peace in
- 35:16Speaker 1: the lie. They find peace in the line. It's ok. Yeah,
- 35:20Speaker 1: that's really well. But not just niggas, women too. I
- 35:24Speaker 1: know you'll be having a hold of bitch as accountable too. Yeah, listen,
- 35:29Speaker 1: you're cheating list. I'm gonna let you cheat to them,
- 35:31Speaker 1: ready to go. I'm gonna go through all your ship
- 35:33Speaker 1: the day before I leave. Your fucking asks. It's like
- 35:37Speaker 1: I say, you're a fucking drafted note. That's why I'm leaving.
- 35:40Speaker 1: But I'm gonna let you cheating peace now, i'mna let
- 35:42Speaker 1: you do you. Yeah, that's what you might as well.
- 35:46Speaker 1: If you're not going nowhere, it's ready to go. If
- 35:49Speaker 1: you're not gonna go nowhere, you might as well cheating.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Nigga cheating peace? What was that on brad Still Family
- 36:00Speaker 1: Values mar Her mama said that that's if you're not
- 36:04Speaker 1: gonna that's some real ship. No, that was Tony Braxton.
- 36:08Speaker 1: I think Tony Braxton had said that. I feel like
- 36:12Speaker 1: it was I remember that. I think I think she
- 36:14Speaker 1: said her mom told her that because that's the truth.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Why are you going to stay in a situation just like,
- 36:20Speaker 1: once somebody sees that you're a cheating right and they
- 36:24Speaker 1: stay with you, does that man really even have any respect?
- 36:27Speaker 1: He's probably gonna build resentment towards you for even staying
- 36:30Speaker 1: with him while he cheats, because he's gonna think you
- 36:34Speaker 1: an Yeah, all you did was give him a way
- 36:36Speaker 1: to cheat better the next time. If you don't leave
- 36:40Speaker 1: and you caught him like or you call her, you
- 36:42Speaker 1: just give that person like better ways to cheat, better
- 36:46Speaker 1: ways to lie going forward, and then eventually they'll just
- 36:49Speaker 1: leave your ass. If you stay long enough, they'll leave you.
- 36:54Speaker 1: It's this guy, one of my homeboys, his friend, and
- 36:57Speaker 1: I really, I really want to make a segment out
- 36:59Speaker 1: of this nigga. This nigga is like forty three. He's
- 37:03Speaker 1: like between forty three and forty five, and he got
- 37:06Speaker 1: like twenty one kids. He got a baby on the
- 37:08Speaker 1: way right now. Bitch, he's married. I think he got
- 37:13Speaker 1: four kids with his wife and all these other kids
- 37:17Speaker 1: outside the fucking marriage. And then in Holloway, they were
- 37:21Speaker 1: married when the kids were Yes, he had a couple
- 37:24Speaker 1: before and a lot of them after, Like he got
- 37:29Speaker 1: ron kids to infants, two unborn. You know, we need
- 37:34Speaker 1: him on, And I just want to know the thought process,
- 37:37Speaker 1: like how you how you? How? I want the wife on?
- 37:41Speaker 1: That's who I want to talk to because now now
- 37:45Speaker 1: that that would be a little different. And now and
- 37:46Speaker 1: they supposedly separated, but um, he's still be funking with
- 37:51Speaker 1: the wife. Like something happened between him and the wife
- 37:53Speaker 1: one day they got into it because I guess she
- 37:54Speaker 1: pulled up in. Another bitch was at the house. They
- 37:57Speaker 1: supposedly separated, but they still working with each other. You
- 38:01Speaker 1: know what, I at this point, why are you gonna
- 38:03Speaker 1: even get mad? So I talked to him one day
- 38:05Speaker 1: and he was saying that the reason why he basically
- 38:09Speaker 1: was wanting to leave her now after all the years
- 38:11Speaker 1: of cheating and making all the babies, he felt like
- 38:15Speaker 1: she cheated the most when she really wasn't. But I
- 38:18Speaker 1: guess when she once, once she started doing her thing,
- 38:21Speaker 1: she was like letting nigga smut her out like this,
- 38:25Speaker 1: my wife sucking a nigg in the car somewhere. That
- 38:27Speaker 1: ship is a little different, right, like you my wife? Nah,
- 38:32Speaker 1: you might wife, you might wifey you my husband, but
- 38:42Speaker 1: do you all these bitches? Baby daddy he but he
- 38:45Speaker 1: also taken care of everybody. Hey, bat'll be then they
- 38:53Speaker 1: gotta lega. See they talk about all the kids gonna
- 38:55Speaker 1: be Nick Cannon and h um what's her name him?
- 39:01Speaker 1: Kiki White kids Like in the future, they're populating the earth. Now,
- 39:06Speaker 1: that's nigga right here helping. It's a lot of niggas
- 39:09Speaker 1: like him in the country too. Right, If you can
- 39:13Speaker 1: take care of him and there ain't nobody did behind it,
- 39:16Speaker 1: what can I say? You know, I kill that nigga
- 39:22Speaker 1: got Either this might be the twenty second kid on
- 39:24Speaker 1: the way. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to
- 39:26Speaker 1: get him on here because I just want to like
- 39:28Speaker 1: kind of like what do I want to do with
- 39:31Speaker 1: this nigga? I just want to break down the thought process,
- 39:33Speaker 1: like what type of dick you got? We need him?
- 39:35Speaker 1: And there's only two ways that can go. Either he
- 39:38Speaker 1: got a big dumb dick or he got a really
- 39:41Speaker 1: little dick. Really little dick can't wear condoms like that.
- 39:46Speaker 1: It's check will be stepping off. Remember I used to
- 39:49Speaker 1: be dating this guy. I won't say who he is,
- 39:52Speaker 1: but he used to be buying magnums and he just
- 39:56Speaker 1: was not a magnum man, and I just wanted to say, like,
- 39:59Speaker 1: if the if the condom is floating on your dick,
- 40:02Speaker 1: it's probably not the right side, sir. You gotta tie
- 40:05Speaker 1: rubber band around the condom foot to stay on. And
- 40:08Speaker 1: now I gotta Now I gotta cock my legs and
- 40:10Speaker 1: you gotta put your balls in it too. It's now
- 40:17Speaker 1: I gotta cock my fucking leg up and dig out
- 40:20Speaker 1: this damn condo out my COUCHI no, because just by
- 40:25Speaker 1: your size, Direx is a pretty good condom. Um, what
- 40:29Speaker 1: what other condom? I like, there's some good ones out there,
- 40:32Speaker 1: like that feel good skin. Yeah, they feel nice to women.
- 40:36Speaker 1: I don't give a funk I feel like to you, nigga,
- 40:38Speaker 1: just but yeah, like you can do that instead of
- 40:41Speaker 1: they just want to be able to pull out that
- 40:43Speaker 1: yellow pack. Nigger, that is not a Cuban lager. You
- 40:46Speaker 1: don't need that peck. You do not need that fact
- 40:50Speaker 1: right there. Just waste somebody like and condoms because it
- 40:55Speaker 1: isn't even protecting us sliding off your dick every twenty second, yo,
- 41:06Speaker 1: I gotta hold onto the condom while they fucking stay still,
- 41:11Speaker 1: stay still. I can't even move because you're holding on
- 41:13Speaker 1: to the condom, yo, middle figured to my old fucking life, bitch,
- 41:20Speaker 1: I remember holding onto that condom yo, Yo, I'm glad,
- 41:29Speaker 1: I'm glad I was born a woman. The ship, y'all,
- 41:31Speaker 1: nigg has gotta go through. Like, first of all, y'all
- 41:34Speaker 1: gotta whip that little dick out. That gotta be fucking terrifying,
- 41:37Speaker 1: Like I gotta whip this little this pp What is
- 41:41Speaker 1: she gonna say? What is she going to do? And
- 41:45Speaker 1: then you gotta perform. You gotta eat good, yes, and
- 41:51Speaker 1: every bitch like they couch, you eat difference. I'm giving directions.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I don't know, but y'll, bitch, but I'm giving directions.
- 41:56Speaker 1: You gotta worry about ending up with a bitch. Group
- 41:58Speaker 1: chat girl, and tell you about Teddy. Came over him
- 42:00Speaker 1: and the dick is going in the pictures as well, right,
- 42:05Speaker 1: ain't no, Teddy ain't had no deck all this ship
- 42:07Speaker 1: he talked, just came over here. The nigger was nuts
- 42:11Speaker 1: and I missed all the and I'm missing you for
- 42:15Speaker 1: you for that dick so pissed off. That's how we
- 42:19Speaker 1: talk about, y'all. Oh, bitch, did you see Big Sean?
- 42:27Speaker 1: Did you see Big Well? Where are all these dicks
- 42:31Speaker 1: just popped up out of the woodwork. That motherfucking Nintendo
- 42:34Speaker 1: game is nine point four inchest bitch, Nino almost bought
- 42:38Speaker 1: one after watching, and they owe him a check yep,
- 42:43Speaker 1: because that was definitely advertisement for Nintendo Switch. You know,
- 42:47Speaker 1: it's been really weird the last couple of months. Why
- 42:49Speaker 1: all these grown men got their dick on the internet? Dog, Yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like all these dick pictures, I
- 42:54Speaker 1: think they're jealous. I think they jealous because women got titties,
- 42:57Speaker 1: we got back, we got asked, we got hips, we
- 43:00Speaker 1: got thighs, we got face, we got all this fun
- 43:02Speaker 1: ship the show, and all y'all got is that dick. Now.
- 43:07Speaker 1: I do like a man's back. Who the funk want
- 43:09Speaker 1: to see balls? Bitch? What about that? I like that line?
- 43:15Speaker 1: Oh that little I love that. I like these and
- 43:19Speaker 1: I like the back, like the man's back, like a
- 43:21Speaker 1: black man's back, Like that's how you know God is real. Pick.
- 43:26Speaker 1: But I don't like this dick picks that I ain't
- 43:29Speaker 1: asked for. You know that is very disrespectful. Guys listening,
- 43:34Speaker 1: do not send unauthorized who the fun asked for? That?
- 43:40Speaker 1: Hate that? But if I asked for it, send it immediately.
- 43:44Speaker 1: It's because the dick already on my mind. I'm just
- 43:46Speaker 1: really trying to trying to see that's where I want
- 43:50Speaker 1: to be. But all right, so in the last three months,
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- 44:04Speaker 1: Sean is what I feel like. It's more Nelly, a
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- 44:26Speaker 1: why who are y'all? Who are you? Who a y'all
- 44:28Speaker 1: showing these dicks too? Y'all trying to sell some out? Yeah, conspiracy,
- 44:34Speaker 1: Let me tell you all the motherfuck' conspiracy because you know,
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- 44:38Speaker 1: you gotta do that to get an industry. Are y'all
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- 44:50Speaker 1: Do we have a uh random sex fact? As a
- 45:00Speaker 1: matter of fact, we do. Look, we go to commercial
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- 46:28Speaker 1: this is from sexual revelation dot com, so you can
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- 46:33Speaker 1: can drink. I prefer a weed, but there has been
- 46:36Speaker 1: times where I do, I really do feel like I've
- 46:39Speaker 1: had some good sex on red wine. You know what.
- 46:43Speaker 1: I usually smoke and drink, so I can't tell what
- 46:47Speaker 1: made my sexod. Maybe you should do like a little
- 46:50Speaker 1: trial or something. Yeah, I'm gonna turry it. Well. First off,
- 46:54Speaker 1: I need I ain't got no dick in my life
- 46:56Speaker 1: right now, so I don't wonder if I could do.
- 46:59Speaker 1: Does it work masturbation real wine. I've tried to masturbate high.
- 47:05Speaker 1: I couldn't come really, yes, oh no, it took much longer.
- 47:12Speaker 1: What a travesty. But sex I just keep I keep
- 47:16Speaker 1: coming over and over again. Real wine ain't even I don't.
- 47:19Speaker 1: I used to like real wine, but would be so dry. Man.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I guess you can find a sweet rad I bet
- 47:28Speaker 1: it's the Merlo and ship like that. That's gonna That's
- 47:32Speaker 1: what I've been on. I don't know, y'all, ladies, try
- 47:35Speaker 1: let us know what you think and we don't have
- 47:37Speaker 1: a dumb bit story for this week. Listen. We haven't
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- 48:04Speaker 1: That's about it. That's it all right, um, yes, y'all listen.
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- 48:30Speaker 1: A j Holiday two point oh the conspiracy truthist motherfucker's
- 48:36Speaker 1: thank you, And we do care what the funk y'all
- 48:39Speaker 1: talk about? Somebody said, oh, they said they don't care.
- 48:42Speaker 1: We do care. We just like I don't care, like
- 48:45Speaker 1: a little, right, We do care like this much like,
- 48:51Speaker 1: I mean, I care, but I don't at the same time.
- 48:55Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you what I've hurt nobody feelings.
- 48:57Speaker 1: But if I do, sometimes people need their feelings hurt.
- 49:01Speaker 1: What I do care about, if you'll watch it. What
- 49:05Speaker 1: I do care about is people labeling me as homophobic.
- 49:11Speaker 1: That's really hurtful. Yeah, and I feel like, what the
- 49:15Speaker 1: funky y'all even talk about? I need somebody to send
- 49:17Speaker 1: me some fucking clips. Send me some clips. Who had
- 49:20Speaker 1: the funk left those reviews? Send me some clips of
- 49:23Speaker 1: some homophobic shit. I said, I really, really really would
- 49:27Speaker 1: like to have a conversation. Well, they said they're not
- 49:30Speaker 1: listening no more, So they ain't gonna saying they're listening
- 49:33Speaker 1: so they can have something else to comment about later on.
- 49:36Speaker 1: We already know y'all asked listening. Anyway, we love everybody here,
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- 49:44Speaker 1: So do I like you can pussy me to sometimes?
- 49:47Speaker 1: Like relax? It's all good exactly, not even pussy part,
- 49:51Speaker 1: but yeah, exactly the fun I'm joking anyway. I mean,
- 49:56Speaker 1: everybody knows I'm full of ship, but yeah, we're were to.
- 50:00Speaker 1: I love y'all, man, you ain't gonna say your name.
- 50:05Speaker 1: They know my fucking names. People by