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04. Pleasured at the RenFaire · Amigos, Afraid!

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Episode 4. Episode 4.
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And we still don't have an intro, but it's being worked on.
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It is. Still in the works.
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Welcome. Thank you for listening.
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Yay on the back. Beautiful Thursday morning,
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evening or night? Depends on what time you are
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listening to it, yeah. I would like to formally
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apologize for the many audio issues that we dealt with last
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weekend. The I tried to do like surgery
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on the laptop that we used the first couple times where it
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sounded so crispy I couldn't figure it out.
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Every time I plugged in like a microphone and I changed all my
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settings, it sounded like we were talking through a 10 Ken.
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All because you wanted to download Flappy Bird.
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Stop. I just wanted to relive the It's
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never the choice of my youth. It's.
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Never going to be the same. Those are all viruses.
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So we again we're recording on my other computer but a second
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issue came up which is a weird echoing me and Jerry are like a
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whole like room away. You know that one painting of
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I'm gonna butcher it. I'm sorry for the art.
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Oh my God. Yes, it's.
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God and. Some Angel they're on a they're
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on like couches. Yeah, and they try to touch
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your. Fingers, just like we're doing
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it right now. That's how we are right now.
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That's how far we are. Can you touch me?
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He touched my tip. Scent.
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He touched my tip, my fingertip. This is AE.
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For everyone. So no, it's not.
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It is labeled as explicit, not. Everyone.
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No, it's rated E for explicit so I apologize for audio issues.
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Hopefully this time we don't have any kind of like echoing.
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Like I said, me and Jerry are very far away.
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We sound great, I hope we do. We have the face for podcasts.
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Oh absolutely, absolutely. We have the face for podcast and
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the Bodies the. Bodies can't forget the bodies.
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What did we say we were going to do this week, Jerry?
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So today I know you've been eagerly waiting, sitting at the
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edge of your seats all week for this paranormal and alien
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podcast. Guess what?
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You're not getting it. You're not getting it OK.
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Listen, we have these grand ideas that we would love to, we
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would love to present you guys and we want to do that with full
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authenticity and really give our all to it that I think we we
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need to owe it to them better plan that type of podcast.
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So that does mean we want to do like full research and present
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you guys like like a audio essay.
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Yes and and Brian and I will deep dive, come prepared with
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the work cited MLAAPA. Whatever you want, whatever you
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tell us we will do. But y'all deserve that.
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So we did not feel like this episode was going to be it.
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No. But.
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We did do something fun. We did do something fun and this
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is what this episode is going to be about, Brian.
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This last Sunday we went to the Ren Fair.
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The Renaissance. The Renaissance Fair.
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We were pleasured at the Renaissance Fair.
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The Renaissance Pleasure Fair. I don't know what you guys know
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about Irwindale. I don't know much other than
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that it is the home of the Renaissance Fair.
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Founded in 1734. Irwindale.
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This is why we can't do the Alien and Ghost episode yet,
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because we're just lying. It is up to them to, you know,
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cite our OR to check our sources.
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And yeah, that's not on us. It's media literacy, exactly.
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We can't teach you that. No, we refuse.
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No. I learned it.
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You got to learn it on your own. Exactly.
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I'm I'm just a messenger. You can't trust those.
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Just any meme you find online. Nope.
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Oh weird sidebar, but have you been a part of the Italian Brain
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raw on TikTok? Well, considering I'm Italian
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myself, I haven't. Maybe because I'm maybe because
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I'm Italian. Yeah, maybe it's just it's just
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normal to you 2. Percent so you.
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You don't know anything about ballerina cappuccina.
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Oh, no, yeah, of course I do. Yeah, You know, I know
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secondhand. OK yes, Yes, I do.
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Dulce showed me those and they were on my, they were on my feed
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for a bit, but she was the one that introduced me to them
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because I think she got them first because.
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She has brain rock because. She's Oh yeah, and she's not
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Italian. Oh.
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Yeah, makes sense. Just like my Nonna used to tell
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me, don't look at the brain rock.
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No media literacy. You've got to believe.
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You've got to find the sources. You come to me with these facts
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and can't provide the sources. Can't provide the sources.
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It kind of veered into like some New York.
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OK. Anyways, I actually have a side
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a side comment to that. Oh I am getting a bunch because
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I do not have YouTube Premium. I'm not going to pay for fucking
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no ads. I get and TikTok those stupid
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ads for this little games where you're like battling people like
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they're trying to infiltrate your Kingdom and you're setting
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up a perimeter. Yeah, and they keep shooting at
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the people that are coming 00, but they keep missing their
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shots on purpose to like tell you like to make you download
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the game just like, oh, I can totally do that better.
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It's great strategy for you to download those games.
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But the last one I saw was like, Oh no, the Red Gooner squad is
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coming. They're trying to edge.
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It was crazy. And I was like, bro, what is
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this ad? Like who greenlit this freaking
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ad? I'm going to show you.
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That's really funny. And I downloaded the game and
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it's. Just see what it meant and it's.
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Great. No, I didn't.
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Know Jerry downloaded it. He wanted to know what the
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gooning was all about. But did not download the game.
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I'm just kidding, guys. That's.
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Really funny because on a separate app that will not get
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free promo for me I didn't. See the name of the game.
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No, no. Now I'm not going to say the
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name of the game, but like there's an app some people used
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to meet other people. It's like Christian Mingle.
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Yes, yes, you get ads that literally are like puzzle games
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where it is so obvious what you have to do and like the person
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doing it, like the imaginary finger on the screen is just
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doing it wrong on purpose. So I know what.
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It means click bait. It's it's perfect.
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It's rage bait. Rage bait rage.
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Bait and Italian brain rot. But they didn't like a Pucci man
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anyways anyways anyways. Before we talk about our our
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weekend at the Renaissance Faire, I mean, it was just one
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day, unfortunately, unfortunately only one day.
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Any any live updates from last? Week I got a tattoo.
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You did. I got a tattoo.
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Take off your shirt. I haven't seen it.
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No take off your. Shirt that'll be $5 please.
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Oh, hold my mic. OK, I won't talk.
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Don't. Explode.
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Oh, around you. Oh, he's wearing a a black shirt
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with a duck on it. Oh my God, it's bigger than I
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thought. Hey.
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Hey, wait, turn around. Or like turn your wait what?
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Turn your arm around? Oh, that's sick.
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And it's not done yet, right? It's not done, It is not
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complete. We went to Santa Barbara and my
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artist that did the osprey on my outer bicep, he was available.
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He met with me and dude, shout out Ken Knox, we did it.
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Wait, pull your sleep back, sleep back up.
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Can you see it from the front or do you is it from the side?
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Oh, it's like on the I see. It's in a little cave.
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Dude, OK, that part where it gets into like your inner elbow
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did that hurt? No, the other tentacle, No.
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One more that one. Yeah, the.
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These these two right here. 9 out of 10 pain.
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No way the head 9 out of 10 pain.
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Oh, 'cause that's right in your armpit, dude.
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It didn't tickle. It looked all pain it.
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Did not tickle. It did not tickle the the one on
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my on my forearm tickled a bit. It tickled more than it like
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pinched or hurt. Yeah, this one was like the
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chillest one, but yeah, this one.
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Dude, how long did it take? Like an.
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Hour Oh Jerry just gave a fuck boy pose.
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Not to cut you off, but that's how he's going to be showing it
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off. No, I'm not.
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Hat flipped back. No, I'm not short.
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Leaning against the wall. I'm.
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Belly out. OK.
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I'm sorry, you said how? Long an hour 40 it was that's
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not bad. It was less than two hours and
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he was like, you know, I have I have an appointment after like
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let's do it. If I can only do the outline,
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I'm like, dude, let's do it. Let's fucking do it.
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He saw the vision he executed. It's amazing.
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Did you schedule the the shaded? I did.
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Yes. It's going to be a month from
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now, but just because you know availability, it works out.
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Too early to say what's in next because now you have 3 on that
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arm. I have 3 animals on my animal
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arm. Total of five tattoos in total.
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Sorry, there's a little. That's the frog in my head.
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I don't know what's next, but it's for sure going to be more
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animals so that when the technology is invented, I will
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be able to transform into my tattoos and become a druid.
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Druid, fulfill my my, my prophecy.
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We. Should have done this in in ELF
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ears. I have mine right now.
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Pull some out of my. Palm.
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Oh my God, I would have screamed.
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I had two, two or one. I had what?
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I don't know where the 2nd I'll. Just turn like I'll wear the
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left one and then I'll turn my body to the.
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Left that way, I'll share this profile.
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Eventually we would like to have a video podcast as well.
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I was having a vision dude. We could like decorate my
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garage. What?
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Was the first thing I told you about that garage.
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We're going to use it for hobbies, Hobbies garage out
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there. You've heard of Hobby Lobby?
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Yes. OK, this isn't that.
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This is Hobby Garage. OK, good.
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Full of Cobby lobby I. Hate going there.
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They have too many signs that say like this kitchen's for
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dancing or he is the straight capital H.
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There's just too religious. A lot, a lot of religious
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things. No offense if you're religious,
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but there's, there's. What is it?
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It's like it's awesome being a velociraptor, but what is it?
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No, I butcher that. Ignore me.
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Ignore me. OK anyways.
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Next anyways. So what else did you do?
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So yeah, Santa Barbara, just that we ate breakfast.
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Cajun Kitchen shout out Cajun. Kitchen dude, you the Santa
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Barbara Girly's? They talked that place up.
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It's so good. It is so good.
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They messed up our order. Give us more pancakes than we
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asked for. Great, that's not a mess up.
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That was a blessing. Chilaquiles.
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Great. Chilaquiles.
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Great. It's called what the Cajun.
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Cajun Kitchen. That spicy sausage.
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I don't know what kind of sausage, but the spicy sausage
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bomb. I wouldn't.
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No, no, no, not. You may get that.
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So many people I know had spent time in Santa Barbara and no one
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wants to take me. I could have sworn I asked if
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you were. If you were, I didn't think you
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were down. Like for realsies dude.
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You see my socks? How down?
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How down do I look? I mean, they're at your ankles
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today, so. Not not long socks.
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But not down. But you know who is?
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You see you're down, but you didn't go.
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I had long socks on Saturday. I'll.
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Tell you I would be down actually, what time do you guys
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get? Back we did.
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We had a three hour commute back.
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Nope. We got back at 7:00.
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You guys would have just dealt with me snoring in the back.
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That's fine. That's fine.
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Once I've done I'm done. Like the older I get the my
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social battery just gets smaller and then that's it.
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I'm tired. You know what else gets smaller?
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Why my patients? What did you do on Saturday?
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Saturday I I just did some like homebody stuff.
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Saturday was actually national guarding the International world
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Gardening Day. Interesting.
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Which is why, as I told you when you walked in, that I re potted
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one of my monsters and they look great.
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Or MY1 monstera, which had four individual plants in it.
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I've been meaning for the longest time to separate them,
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which was hard dude. It was like I was doing like
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dejoining surgery. Doctor, Doctor, please help.
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So I on a whim like went out that morning, I went to Walmart.
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I got an indoor like potting station, which is like kind of
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like a tarp that has clips on the corner.
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So it like creates kind of like a box kind of thing.
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And then I just went at it. I repotted that.
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But while I was doing it, I kept kept watching Arcane.
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Oh, it's how do you like it? How do you like it?
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I got to the episode we're we were at D&D for two days last
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week. We did D&D Thursday, Friday, 10
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out of 10. But I mentioned it to Frenchie
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like, Oh yeah, I finally started it like episode 1 was so good.
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And she's like, oh, wait until episode 3, do you?
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Remember what I said? I was like, I love those kids.
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Those kids are so wholesome. Well, they don't last long.
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What do you mean? I don't know, I don't spoilers
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Fast forward if you. Haven't watched like K now.
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Fast forward 15 seconds in episode 3, literally they all
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die because the blue haired girl kills them accidentally, which
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was so sad, but the way she threw her little tantrum.
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I'm sorry I don't like you. I don't know where the rest of
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this show's going to go. I stopped.
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Literally I paused it after that.
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It was a lot. Because I said I I can't, I
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don't. She pissed me off and then
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there's that little scene or like during all of that where
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the pink haired girl, I don't know their names, pink haired
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girl slapped her or like pushes her away like down girl.
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Not to be like rude, but deserved.
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The siblings right Powder and. Oh, they're siblings.
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I thought they were like adopted siblings, not real because she
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says, oh, that's not my sister anymore.
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I thought they were like adopted siblings.
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Like all of them were like adopted family.
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Yeah, I, I mean they, they were taken in by what's his name the.
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Hot guy guy, the hot muscle guy, the bartender.
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Yeah, what's his? Name not important.
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Not important, guys, not important.
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This show's amazing, keep watching.
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If you haven't watched Arcane please watch it.
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It is so good. The art is so good, the
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animation is amazing. 10 out of 10 show.
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It is. I like the, the music is really
14:12
good, like the opening song, the music they have in the
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background. I started with Andrew and just
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randomly because we didn't know what to put on after because it
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came over last week. Yeah.
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And I was hooked. We literally did not talk
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because I was there just like obsessed with what was
14:28
happening. It was so cool.
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Too good. It's so good show.
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My favorite thing so far is those two guys, Victor and I
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don't remember his other name because he gets banished and
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he's like, oh, you can't come back here.
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And then Victor's like, no, we're going back.
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Yeah, we're finishing your research, and it works.
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OK. Sorry, still spoiler, spoiler,
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spoiler. That's all he did this week.
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That was the only highlight was DND for two days.
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And my plants. And then finally, the
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Renaissance pleasure we found. Ourselves going to the
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Renaissance Pleasure Fair. Folks, if you get the chance to
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go to a Renaissance fair, please go.
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But before you go, we have a couple things you should know.
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Oh yes, wear comfortable shoes. Yes, because it's literally just
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a field up near the Santa Fe Dam.
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There's a little bit of cement walkway parts of it, but most of
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it is just like uneven ground. So I luckily went in boots, but
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you're stomping around and it was raining kind of on and.
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Off it was, it was so nice though.
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It was, it set the theme. I felt like I was back in
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medieval times and I was catching the plague or
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something, you know? It did like the vibes were, as
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kids say, Immaculate because there was like puddles of mud.
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I bet you they had puddles of mud in the Renaissance.
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They like all the time. They invented those back then,
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yeah. You there was these those guys
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playing in the mud like fully. They're like elbow deep in mud.
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I saw this video on TikTok because obviously I'm getting
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all the Renaissance fair tik Toks.
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It was somewhere in somewhere in another state, but they were
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just getting mud and like throwing it at each other,
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having a mud a fight. No, I I crossed the line at
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that. Yeah, OK.
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But importantly, yes, where where comfortable shoes.
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If you're in a long skirt, you probably just wear your sneakers
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as long as no one can see. I wore my docs.
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Jerry wore the docs. Mm, hmm, mm, hmm.
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Those there were some boots, but that's the most important thing
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And also by the VIP parking if you're going to the Irwin deal
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one it's $12.00, which is an extra $12.00 on top of just the
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fee to enter the. Park, yeah, but you're right
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there. But.
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Yeah, you're right up there. Didn't have to fight for
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parking. If you're you have a spot
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guaranteed in the lot, regardless of what time you show
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up, that is like that is a must because we walked past the
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regular parking and that was a sea of cars and.
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It and it kept going like when we turned in those other cars
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kept going straight, which means they get to park way the fuck
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over. There, No.
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I'd rather save my steps for inside.
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Yeah, second tip or third tip, you tell them. 3rd tip dress up.
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Oh please. Was that the tip you were
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talking? About I was thinking about it
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but I don't know if Phil's. Gonna be dress up.
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You're going to the Renaissance. Don't show up in your Vans.
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And oh, I mean maybe Vans if you're have a skirt like you
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mentioned, but don't go in jeans.
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I went in jeans. Don't go in shorts.
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Yeah, really like plan ahead, don't just throw something
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together last minute you're. Your your billabong hoodie with
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your snapback. Granted, like 98% of the people
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who went are in costume of some kind of costume, and there's a
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there's a big spectrum. Immerse yourself.
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Yeah, you have. You see everything.
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Everyone. Be whoever you want to be.
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Yeah. It was rats.
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Little rat boys. Rat hunters.
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Rat hunters. There was Knights, Wizards,
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warlocks, goblins, peasants, the queen.
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The Queen was there. Yeah.
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I want to ask you a question, OK, if we're getting down into
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the into the meat and potatoes, do you have any favorite
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outfits? I I don't, I don't want to
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inflate his ego, but I really like Jerry's outfit.
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He wore this like green. I'm blessing.
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Vest type thing. I I was impressed.
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I am I kind of the vestment you can borrow whenever you want.
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I think I will take a look on that.
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You have something I want. OK, but ask her favorite
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outfits. Lisa took a picture with her.
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There was a girl dressed as like a crystal fairy.
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Crazy. Makeup, crazy makeup.
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She had these really pretty wings and like everything she
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wore was just like dangled jewels.
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It was like also she's so brave because it was cold and she was
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like practically in like a bikini, but that that was really
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good. Oh my God.
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And there there there was two guys.
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We saw them at several times dressed like they were dressed
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like a Knights, but they're elephants were made out of beer
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cartoons. Yep.
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So there was like the Modelo Knight and then Sir Modelo, Sir
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Modelo and then right after was the the big quit.
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Yep, both I'd bow to because those are Lord those are lieges.
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I know, but who would you give your legion, Sir?
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Banquet. I'll fight for Sir Banquet.
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So I'll ride at the battle with him.
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That was really funny and we saw them like not long after each
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other. Nope.
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One was coming out of the porta potties.
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He came in, we went out. The other guy was walking past
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wherever we were at. Yeah, yeah, amazing.
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Amazing. That's why you can be whoever
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you want to be. I just put a little bit of
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effort and you're you're going to have a blast and you're it'll
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add to just to the overall experience.
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Who was your favorite outfit? The guy decked out in like full
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knight armor? Oh.
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My. God like just head to toe, had
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the shield metal, had the steel sword, had the steel chest
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plate, gauntlets, everything. That is what I aspire to be in
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future red affairs. I want to be a knight if I
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could, and I will because I will do it.
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I want to cosplay a clean rot night from Elden Ring.
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I'm. Going to Google that.
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Google what that looks like. If if Google it, everyone take
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two minutes to go to two minutes, 2 seconds if you're
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driving still Google it. I'm just kidding.
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I'll do that. Don't do that.
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Yeah, it's great. They just look super cool.
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But that's what I want to go. That's what I would.
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I would want to go as Whoa. That's so pointy.
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They're gnarly. I like their Cape.
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I am the Elden Elden Lord. Oh is this the also one with
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that big like cyclic? Concept there, yes, yes, there's
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different ones that have different weapons but that.
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'D be. Cool.
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Yeah, they're fucking cool. I was telling they would say
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that we could really just we need to like sit down and
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practice our DIY like crafting because most what everyone had
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was like you could tell it was homemade but homemade with
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effort. Yeah, for sure it was.
21:08
It looked really nice and obviously all the sellers that
21:10
are selling things that you could buy, they're really pricey
21:13
and I mean support small businesses.
21:14
Yes, but tip #4 bring cash with. You cash.
21:18
Thank you. The a lot of the little shops
21:21
because people set up their tents, tents.
21:23
It's kind of like the swap meet if you've ever been to the swap
21:24
meet, but they sell like everything is like handmade,
21:28
artisanal, but only like some of the bigger.
21:33
Actually most of them took like some sort of digital payment
21:37
like Zelle or or they took tap but for food and drinks
21:41
everything was cash only. That's valid.
21:44
So I suggest you take like a good like 60 bucks.
21:49
Yeah, if you want to get like a food, drinks, cash, Yeah, bring
21:53
the cash. 'Cause I think the cheapest
21:54
alcohol was like $14.00 but most everything they offered you was
21:58
like a tall can. Save yourself to $5 fucking ATM
22:01
fee. Oh, I know.
22:02
We had to do that twice. Yeah, and the lens are long for
22:05
the ATM depending on which one you're at.
22:07
They were that. That's a really good tip.
22:09
Yes, bring cash. If you remember, bring cash with
22:12
you. And if you can splurge, they
22:14
have so many cool things. They did.
22:18
Before we move on to the second thing, there was a second outfit
22:22
that I saw repeated, which makes sense given like the vibes of
22:28
the Renaissance fair, but there was so many Shreks.
22:30
Yeah, there was a lot of Shreks Farquaad.
22:32
There was a farquaad. There was a girl dressed as Mona
22:34
Lisa. Great.
22:35
Like she was in a box to resemble a frame, and she was
22:38
just, like, hand painted. That was 10 out of 10, Yeah.
22:41
It's people ideas. Great.
22:44
Do you wish you saw more of something?
22:50
More of something. For me it was goblins.
22:54
I wish I saw more goblins. Dude that would have been cool.
22:56
This up up to no good. Goblins.
22:59
Yeah, I wish I just saw more of them.
23:01
Because like, most people, yeah, granted, like 98% of people were
23:04
in a costume, but maybe 35% of those was guys running around in
23:08
like an Amazon peasant shirt. Yeah.
23:11
So like more creativity and like people dressing as like a
23:13
specific. I mean, we're D&D fans now, so
23:16
we think of Renfair as like people dressing up as like D&D
23:19
characters in different classes. So that's what we did.
23:22
We went like dressed to our our first campaigns class.
23:26
I went dressed as a rogue so I had mine but bunch of leather
23:29
and and belts and stuff. And what else I.
23:32
Wear a wig. A wig.
23:35
Alexa said, oh, now you can tell them that you are a wig because
23:37
Jerry in the first episode asked.
23:39
Do you wear wigs, Alexa? Yes he does.
23:42
I. Do I wear wigs and I wear them
23:44
to the Ren fair? How many?
23:45
How long was it? It's not a long wig.
23:47
I think it's like a 22 inch wig. I need like a 50 inch it.
23:51
Was like 18. It was.
23:52
You could tell. No kidding.
23:54
It wasn't long enough. Not long enough, no.
23:57
Exactly, but it goes down on my. Butt.
24:00
Extensions Horsehair. I went as an elf.
24:07
I wanted to go as my first character which was a druid but
24:11
I just couldn't find things last minute so I ended up tweaking it
24:14
to look more like a Ranger. So I got like this green vest.
24:17
I did have an Amazon shirt that I bought like a year ago for our
24:20
first. But it was a nicer quality than
24:22
what like a lot of people were wearing I.
24:24
Love that shirt I wear. Shirt.
24:25
I saw the same shirt in different colors.
24:26
Yeah, yeah, No, I love that shirt.
24:28
It's Gray. It's got like the little strings
24:30
on the wrists and everything. And then I wore like the
24:32
leather. The bracers.
24:35
Bracers with the leather shoulder pads, which is very
24:38
Ranger, you know? Yeah, Ranger armor.
24:40
Leather armor. That's something we would, I
24:42
would like to prepare for next time 'cause you can buy like
24:46
weapons and stuff there and we'll like talk about some stuff
24:48
that we saw that we were interested in.
24:50
Yes, but people come with like their own swords, their own like
24:54
makeshift, like fake prop weapons and just like props.
24:58
That's what I wish I brought props.
25:00
So for those that have been dying to ask a question, yes,
25:02
you can bring your own weapons if they are sheathed and.
25:06
They're like a zip tied shot. Yeah, you'll, you'll, you'll get
25:08
a zip tie to close them up to avoid any confrontation in
25:12
future problems for them. But.
25:14
You're not allowed to joust. No, only the professionals.
25:18
Nope, you cannot. I tried kicked out.
25:22
They said get out of the ring. I jumped back in.
25:24
You know, it wasn't that hard. They said whose son is this?
25:26
Whose kid is this? Whose fucking kid is this?
25:28
And. Then we had to take him out of
25:29
the Renaissance jail. That's worse than Coachella
25:32
jail. I rolled.
25:33
Well, yeah. Oh, that's it.
25:35
OK. We also brought dice.
25:37
Yes, we did bring dice. I brought one singular dice.
25:39
I said, this is this is all I need.
25:41
It's AD 20. I brought 3D 20s in hopes of us
25:45
interviewing people OK and giving it to them as a prize.
25:48
I did bring my little microphone at about a 5 below.
25:52
Maybe that's the issue with that about at 5 below when I first
25:54
tested it. Amazing quality.
25:57
Jerry was a a witness. We tested it at his apartment
26:00
and I brought it. I don't know if maybe because it
26:03
was like kind of rainy. Do you think it was like?
26:05
Or maybe it needed to charge? It not charged.
26:07
I, I don't know, we recorded a little clip.
26:10
You might not. It might not be in this episode,
26:13
No, but it, it's crunchy audio. But it is next time we go, we
26:17
will be prepared. We will be providing content.
26:20
In Fits content and Travis Sudas.
26:24
Yeah, some drummer we're going to pick fights at the Ren Fair.
26:28
Yes, we are. If you if we see you there, just
26:30
know. Yeah, count your days.
26:32
Just know it's going down. Days and the money in your
26:35
pocket because I roll real high. Force at hand.
26:39
Not when he was trying to take the axe I had.
26:41
I felt everything OK. OK, back on track.
26:46
As soon as we walk in, they have like these like actors.
26:49
It's very Disneyland themed, like down Main Street, where
26:52
they have the people in like their old fancy dress.
26:54
Zach, same thing. People in their Renaissance
26:56
outfits. MPCS, Literally they're just
26:59
MPCS. You can talk to them, they'll
27:01
give you a voice line, and then they go back to their little
27:03
task. They're like Weedle, like doing
27:06
some whittling on wood and then doing some leather.
27:08
Work some guy hitting like some metal.
27:10
An anvil or something? Yeah.
27:11
And had no no shape or form of yeah.
27:14
What for show up sets you up for the vibes sets you up of you
27:17
turn that corner and immediately there is shops of the coolest
27:21
things you've ever seen. You're no longer in Irwindale?
27:24
No, dude, you're in Ye Olde Derwindale.
27:27
You're in Dale of Erwin. Dale of Erwin.
27:30
'Cause I think Dale means town or city.
27:32
Town of Irwin? Wow, no way.
27:33
Town of Irwin. Whoever Irwin is, thanks for the
27:36
you're fucking with me. This is really good.
27:38
No, I'm not. I'm not fucking.
27:40
No, I'm not fucking with you. I think.
27:41
I think it's true, we'll Google it, but as soon as you turn the
27:45
corner, we were jaw dropped by also completely unprepared
27:50
because you walk into this thinking, oh it's okay, cute.
27:53
They have people in costume and there's like little stands
27:57
that's just the entrance. It goes so deep and opens up
28:00
into a bunch of different avenues of like actual like
28:03
setup like shops. The map you get, like the
28:05
Disneyland map at the beginning, was in fact a huge map for oh,
28:09
not huge, but it was a map for a huge place because you walk a
28:12
lot. Yeah, and comfortable shoes.
28:14
Yes, it like loops around the the the dam.
28:17
So there's a it's, it's long. It's really, but the first thing
28:20
you see is like these little stands of people selling like
28:22
little flower headbands, stuff that looks like you can just
28:26
like prance around in. And then you get to like, oh,
28:30
people like put their heart and soul into the stuff they're
28:33
crafting. The amount of leather works that
28:35
we saw was amazing. People have the greatest
28:40
craftsmanship and we have so many things, so many things we
28:43
wanted to buy. Almost immediately I bought some
28:46
horns. Luta saw them too and she was
28:48
looking at them and I started talking to the shopkeeper and he
28:54
was trying to really get me on these like antlers.
28:59
I mean they were like $120.00 so there was no chance in hell.
29:03
Where they made it? Where they?
29:05
Made it, put them on my head and I'm like, oh I see the vision, I
29:09
get it. And it handcrafted like that's.
29:13
I'm so glad that they priced them that way because they're
29:15
made really well and they have to earn, you know, you got to
29:19
earn their keep. So shout out to them.
29:21
If you can support them, do it. My Fatia.
29:24
So I did not buy any horns, but there's alternatives, you know.
29:28
You can make them. Yeah.
29:30
Honestly, that is on my list of things I want to have
29:34
commissioned is a pair of horns. There's ghosts.
29:42
This is a paranormal episode. Oh my God.
29:45
Something just dropped. I don't know what it was, but
29:47
that was scary. Anyway, it was a weave.
29:50
I would let my what? My weave, Yeah.
29:54
You're wearing a wig right now and you dropped it.
29:56
Don't tell them it's all those inches of hair really like
30:01
smacked. That's the next thing I want.
30:04
I do want a pair of antlers and I think that's what I want to
30:08
base my next DND character on. I think I want to do a Druid and
30:14
it fully inspired just by walking around the Renaissance
30:17
fair. They also had really cool
30:19
clothes. One thing I would like to try,
30:21
we're also debating on becoming season pass holders.
30:26
I'm down. It's like 200 something bucks
30:28
and you can just go any of the weekends that they're open.
30:31
All of them, yes, but there is a service like right at the front
30:35
where you can rent a costume. Oh yeah, that was pretty
30:37
awesome. We didn't, we didn't really ask
30:39
questions because we thought it was like a clothing shop.
30:42
And then we hear them say, oh, rental, you turn it in.
30:44
At the end of the day, we're like, OK, well, this is not for
30:46
us. I did walk in costume.
30:47
I did walk in there and I started like rummaging through
30:49
the things and I saw like A tag and I'm like, oh, that's
30:52
probably an order. But then I looked around and all
30:53
of most of them had tags on the wall that I was looking.
30:55
So I was like, oh, this is where you rent them?
30:57
Yeah, yeah. Very cool.
30:59
I don't know. They thought, I don't know that
30:59
was. Well later on I heard someone in
31:01
costume talking about how they had rented the whole fit that it
31:04
was $50.00 to rent like deposit and then another 50 to like I
31:12
don't know, but he said you could keep everything for like
31:14
100. Bucks.
31:15
No way. Granted it's like basic stuff
31:17
but that's like it's it'll if you are last minute you do go
31:20
without a costume. You can at least for 100 bucks.
31:24
I mean, 100 if you get, you return it, you get your 50 back.
31:27
Yeah. So 50 bucks and you're in
31:29
costume for the day. You're not lame.
31:32
Yeah, just kidding. It's cool.
31:34
Ultimately, it's. Cheaper than than buying your
31:36
stuff there cuz like I said, everything's artisanal.
31:38
Handcrafted things are kind of pricey.
31:41
Yeah, things are very pricey, but worth it.
31:43
Really cool stuff. Worth it, a lot of it.
31:45
I think there was a leather bag that had a leaf.
31:48
Oh my God. That was I took a picture.
31:49
I was so impressed. Those are so cool.
31:51
It was like a like a like a side satchel that you attach to a
31:55
belt. There was a little pouch, but
31:57
the clasp, like the overlapping part, was shaped like a leaf,
32:00
like a Maple Leaf. Painted and everything and it
32:02
was super nice. I wanted one but that was also
32:05
like 80 bucks. California leather handcrafted.
32:08
Oh yeah, they said. Sourced ethically, I think.
32:10
California, which is really important, you know, what was,
32:14
what was not ethically sourced, what the sword I wanted to buy.
32:18
OK, give them background. What was our state of mind
32:21
during at that? Point I had breakfast.
32:25
We got there at 1:00. No, we got there at noon.
32:27
We got there at noon. I had breakfast like at 8 or
32:30
something. Same.
32:31
So yes, it was a Big Breakfast sandwich.
32:34
I I got to have my breakfast. But when you have one beer that
32:40
is like 8 point something a. Tall can not.
32:43
Just like a regular can. I think it was like Dragon's
32:45
tooth. I forget.
32:48
OK anyways. It was some sort of a.
32:50
Lot. It hit me halfway through.
32:51
I was like, whoa, I'm feeling kind of buzzed.
32:53
And what do I walk upon? Some swords.
32:55
A sword Smith. Yeah.
32:57
And I find this long sword that was just beautiful, like wood.
33:03
It was a wood handle, but it was like spiraled wood.
33:07
The design of the handle itself sold me.
33:10
And I was like, I need this sword.
33:12
It was a long sword. It was just steel, Chrome.
33:15
Beautiful. But the.
33:18
I guess it would be the hilt. Yeah.
33:20
The sides. Yeah.
33:21
Didn't convince me. I think it's like maybe it's, I
33:24
don't know, we'll check later. The design itself was like this
33:28
little like little Clover looking thing.
33:30
So it just kind of threw me off and I'm like, I don't like that.
33:32
So I was like 90% sold on it and I'm like, let me just walk
33:35
around. Just walk around.
33:36
Let me just check the other stores.
33:37
Sober. Days I went, none of the stores
33:40
on the other side were nice. I came back and I'm like, I'm
33:42
going to buy. It was pulling out my credit
33:44
card. I'm like, maybe I should buy
33:46
Food First. Yeah.
33:47
And then decided on whether I'm buying a sword.
33:50
By that point it was like 3, almost 4:00 PM.
33:54
And we said we were hungry, so we were like, cool, let's we'll
33:57
go find some food. But no, I find the sword first.
33:59
Yeah. So we went to go buy food and I
34:02
said hold that thought, I'm going to come back.
34:04
I looked at the guy, he looked awesome, but you were making a
34:05
lot of money a lot of people were buying from.
34:07
Him cuz honestly I mean his the sword was like it's like a real
34:11
sword like a full on like metal sword that you have sharpened.
34:14
Do some. Damage, yes, he said do not
34:15
swing it and I said don't tell me what to do.
34:19
I took a couple steps back. At this point I was also heavily
34:22
inebriated. I was my my second drink down
34:29
and at that point I'm just an enabler.
34:31
I'm telling you, why not? Jerry, no, I appreciate you,
34:34
you. And don't say we're supporters.
34:36
You got y'all. Y'all had my.
34:37
Back, I think I was telling you I'm going to pick up a second
34:39
shift. So Jerry, don't worry, we'll
34:41
we'll get this. I'll pick up a second shift.
34:43
You did say that and I was like, no, next next paycheck, I'm just
34:46
going to pay it off. Like dude, it wasn't that.
34:47
Bad. We were rational.
34:48
It was $180. Like, that's a sword, a long
34:51
sword. So he had that guy had a lot of
34:53
customers. He did like his stuff was not
34:55
super expensive in in my understanding of what I think a
34:58
weapon, even like a sword would cost like of that quality
35:01
because they were nice. They were nice.
35:02
I did not think it was going to be that cheap, which is why I
35:04
kind of was egging you on. Yeah, and, and the swords that
35:08
he had out for everyone to like see hold and everything were not
35:12
handmade. They were not like they were
35:13
probably bought in bulk. And then there was reselling
35:16
them. They had swords in the back that
35:18
were made by the two dudes or I don't know if it was like more
35:21
of them, but they those were like custom and they were like,
35:24
we made these, which is why they're in the back.
35:26
They cost more. And I'm like, that's awesome.
35:28
But those were for sure no out of budget.
35:30
These were out of budget too, but I was just buzzed.
35:32
So I was so close to buy my sword.
35:36
I'm glad I had that Turkey leg. Yeah, we we had lunch after.
35:39
That Turkey leg hit. I felt primal.
35:44
I my my primal instincts were I was carnal.
35:46
There you go. Satisfied, I I devoured that
35:51
Turkey leg. Yeah.
35:52
And sobered up and I did not buy the sword so.
35:55
No sobered up and we left promptly after because it had
35:57
been a long day. Yeah, I woke up at like that
36:01
morning. I got drunk real easily too,
36:03
because I also had breakfast at like 7.
36:06
AMI. Forgot to mention that same
36:08
morning my friend Andrew ran 1/2 marathon, the OC marathon.
36:12
So proud of him. That's so cool.
36:13
That is like he's in like training for like a good 3-4
36:18
months. I remember he mentioned that he
36:20
was gonna do it cuz some of his Co workers were doing it.
36:23
And I'm like that's so crazy. You're so brave.
36:25
He looked super official with that bib on.
36:27
Oh my. God he did.
36:28
That is, I wish I could be that cool.
36:31
Dude, we were like, or Joe was tracking him.
36:33
He was getting text message updates like oh, Andrew has
36:36
passed mile 4. The fact that you can do that is
36:38
so cool. I know that's crazy.
36:41
So I woke up at like 6:00 in the morning, had breakfast with Joe
36:45
and Anthony at 7:30, and had my first beer of the day at noon.
36:50
So that's already like a good 78910115 hours since a meal.
36:55
Finished that real quick. We walked a lot, which probably
36:59
like, you know. God made it run through our
37:01
system. Yeah.
37:02
And then aside from cool stuff to buy, they also have a huge
37:08
game area. Yes they do.
37:10
Jerry did the first game he did that strong man with a mallet
37:14
thing, no? No, no, no, what's he called
37:16
here? Let me let me inform.
37:18
I was impressed the listeners we aroused.
37:21
We are walking, we are on our side quests, walking the path of
37:24
the Doe, of Owen, and we come upon a giant it.
37:29
Was a giant. A giant that needed to be
37:31
slayed. Joe Hampton needed to get
37:34
banged. They were seeking for travellers
37:38
who were strong and willing enough, courageous enough, to
37:42
defeat this giant, and I did. Yeah, Jerry was.
37:46
I was. Like no give me those 5 bucks
37:47
I'm doing this. We saw a lot of people fail
37:50
right before this. Too, I know.
37:51
And of course, right before I went, the two dudes in front of
37:53
me hit it. So I was like, I can't be the
37:56
third one that doesn't hit it. But of course, I, I never
37:58
doubted myself. Yeah, I train for these days.
38:01
You know I I trained for this exact same scenario, Dragon.
38:04
You have good incentive. Too.
38:05
You have issues with giants, Dragons, goblins.
38:07
Call me. Yeah, call him and give him a
38:09
big hammer. A big male.
38:11
That's all I need. I just need a hammer.
38:12
You know, squish those bugs. I will.
38:19
I'm not an exterminator, OK? I told him as he was walking up
38:22
like hey, if you do this I'm going to find you a pretty go to
38:24
kiss and he was like me. I recorded a video but it's not
38:31
in my phone so I don't know whose phone that was.
38:32
The guy that you stole from. The guy who switched my phones
38:36
in that moment, Oh damn, he got me.
38:38
Steve skills, the rogue skills. Yep.
38:41
Well and 1st swing. I got it, I didn't need two
38:45
tries. 10 bucks for two swings. Oh my God, no, he said.
38:47
I'm going to do this. And what?
38:48
I need one it's it's just all it's physics.
38:50
Did you give him $10 and then said give me my change?
38:52
Oh, I give him 5. Bucks I'm like he's a you need
38:55
another and I said no Sir, all I need is 1 hammer.
38:58
I like that confidence that that was cool.
39:02
I don't know how you did. That it all starts with a
39:04
balanced breakfast, which I had, and all the chocolate milk I
39:07
drink as a kid. Oh my God.
39:09
You've been prepping for this. And it worked out.
39:12
My first Renaissance fair and I slayed a giant.
39:15
Yeah, that was fun. That was really fun.
39:17
Right after that me and Woods had played this.
39:19
Like this dart game where the dart boards are these cute
39:22
little hearts. Loved it.
39:24
It was so much fun did. I send you that.
39:26
Video No, you did not send me the.
39:27
Video so sorry. Yeah, I haven't posted.
39:29
I haven't done a post yet, but I will.
39:30
But I was going to play alone. She's like, Are you sure?
39:34
If you do to people like I get to do a thing and I'm like,
39:37
girl, if you get to do a thing, yes, here's $10.00.
39:41
So most of the games are $5 to play.
39:43
And so that's the other thing, you need the money for games.
39:47
Games are also cash. We do not take no card cash.
39:50
So I gave her like, OK, 10, I'll do me.
39:52
And she's like, OK, perfect. That means it's a competition
39:55
now, of course. So you get you get these little
39:59
wooden chips for every dart that you make and they have like a
40:02
A10 point value. And you it's like Chuck E
40:06
Cheese. You can redeem them for gifts
40:07
after it's. Like Chuck E Cheese.
40:08
Like Chuck E Cheese. I never went.
40:11
To Chuck E Cheese. Really.
40:12
Yeah, that's. A different conversation Go.
40:15
No, because now I have to take you to Chuck E Cheese.
40:17
I'm down. I heard the pizza's good.
40:18
Wait, have you ever been to John's Incredible Pizza?
40:21
Yeah, I think once. But not Chuck E Cheese.
40:24
John's incredible pizza's like Chuck E Cheese on steroids.
40:26
What? OK, anyways, anyways, so she's
40:30
like, OK, so now it's one versus 1.
40:32
So you're gonna get points for everyone you make, but the
40:34
winner gets an extra point or extra coins.
40:37
So I'm had enough to say that I did lose.
40:41
OK. But we did surprisingly well.
40:44
Yes, you guys tied at first. We did first round, we tied, so
40:47
we went to sudden death. Whoever made the next one like.
40:50
Closest to the center. Closest to the center, yeah,
40:52
would be the winner. That's such a cool game because
40:56
y'all got off and it came down to the last darts.
40:58
I know it. Came down to the last throws.
41:00
I know we were also halfway through the beer at that point,
41:02
so like, it got a little too hard heated, we said.
41:06
Like why? Why is the heart moving?
41:09
Is that heart beating? Is it getting bigger?
41:11
Is it supposed to be beating? Why am I falling?
41:15
Yeah, that was fun game. That was that was cool
41:16
spectating it because. They also have rides that I
41:19
refuse to get on. Oh no, those.
41:21
I saw videos of those and no. They have like these like wooden
41:25
swings that people are on and no.
41:26
I don't trust like manually pushing them and everything.
41:28
Yeah, there was a guy who was like standing on the back of it.
41:31
Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm no, that was I didn't sign a
41:34
waiver. No, you know, maybe I.
41:36
Maybe walking in is signing the waiver?
41:38
True. Like what purchase of ticket you
41:40
forfeit do you? Think they had OSHA back in the
41:42
medieval times. I don't think so.
41:46
They'd have a different name. Ye old OSHA.
41:51
Ye old Occupational Safety, hazard awareness, whatever OSHA
41:55
stands for association. Association.
41:57
Yeah, yeah, those games were sketchy.
41:59
No, thank you. Turtle races.
42:01
Oh, oh, I lost the I don't want to talk about the turtle races
42:04
'cause I think it might be animal.
42:05
Cruelty. No.
42:06
OK, So what I told Dulce was their little corral or their
42:10
section where they were corralled off.
42:12
They had a lot of fresh food, a lot of fresh fruit.
42:14
None of that looked old. They had a lot of cover and
42:16
shade. They had a bunch of water to
42:18
soak in and drink from. They looked OK, they looked fine
42:21
and they're racing itself. They no one's forced, no one's
42:24
pushing them. They are put in this little
42:26
ring. Yeah, there was no, OK, you're
42:28
right, Because there was like no incentive.
42:29
It's not like they were withholding food from them to
42:32
like get them to race. No, they like put them in a tub
42:35
in the dark and then they lift it and the first one to make it
42:37
to the outer ring winds. And some of them stayed in the
42:41
middle. They didn't move.
42:41
Who won? We were rooting for Babushka.
42:45
Babushka, but who was leading the race?
42:47
Leading we I had I had it in the bag.
42:49
I was going to buy Cherry. Bet $30 on this, by the way.
42:52
I put the cottage down. I put the my first born.
42:56
Yeah, yeah. And I lost it.
42:58
All Jay, you keep offering that first born.
43:00
In the end, you're still stuck with them.
43:04
I have the Squire job. Lined up.
43:07
Lined up for them so it's just fingers crossed as soon.
43:09
As they turn 6, they they they can start putting in.
43:13
For work, he's he's he's a little bigger than his than his
43:15
than most of the kids age. So you might go before anyways.
43:19
So yeah, I lost the cottage. I did not I did not win that
43:23
that race. I put off my coin, my gold coin,
43:26
my gold pieces. Total racing fun.
43:32
OK, testing, testing. Cool.
43:34
We're back. Magically got this americano
43:37
again. Gonna need some espresso and
43:38
water. We had to take an emergency
43:40
break because I had to hit my inhaler.
43:43
I was laughing so hard about that joke about Jerry's child.
43:46
And if you hear me wheezing, I'm so sorry.
43:50
Wheezer. So a second highlight, I don't
43:53
know if we were talking about highlights, we were talking
43:55
about games, but like make sure you bring cash for games and for
43:59
drinks specifically so you can tip the wonderful wenches at the
44:05
the Uble or whatever it's called.
44:06
I don't remember. So if you've gotten any
44:10
Renaissance Fair content on any app, it might have been the
44:14
these ladies in these Thai corsets with their boobies up to
44:18
their chins hand feeding you your or like hand pouring
44:25
alcohol into your mouth and. Are you holding anything?
44:29
You are chained up, your hands are holding onto these like
44:32
metal rings on the roof of the of the little like bar.
44:38
It's kind of like, yeah, like a bar.
44:40
So it's like like on a platform. So when you're at the actual
44:46
bar, you're like looking up at them.
44:47
So you're like face is like, I like at the level of where
44:52
they're serving the drinks. So they just tell you, OK, do
44:55
you want this naughty or nice consent?
44:57
So they do ask because if you say nice, they just give you the
45:00
drink and you're on your way. If you say naughty, you say nice
45:02
things. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely nice
45:04
things. Like, Oh my God, have a great
45:05
day. You look so cute.
45:07
If you say naughty, they what happens?
45:11
You put your hands up like you're handcuffed to the
45:14
freaking ceiling and they're like, OK, I'll be right back.
45:17
They come, they pop open the drink with like a knife and
45:21
they're like, OK, lean your head back open wide.
45:25
Oh, don't let any of it drop. Oh, you're a good, good boy.
45:28
I've. Never.
45:31
I've never seen Brian. I'm so much direct.
45:33
Contracting. No, I was just not looking.
45:35
I wasn't looking. I was so shy.
45:36
He was looking. No, don't believe him.
45:39
His pants are on fire right now. No, they're not.
45:42
I'm telling you, I went into it with 0 confidence.
45:45
The liquid courage helped because I don't think I would
45:48
have done that completely sober. It was very intimate.
45:51
When we say the line was line, there was a line.
45:55
Yes, line. There was lines for it, like
45:57
each individual wench, that's what they call themselves.
46:01
And they were all long because these girls were like,
46:03
committed. I hope they got their coin man,
46:05
because that's. Hopefully they did the concept
46:09
and it's just you have to be so brave to like commit to that
46:13
type of character of just like these strangers.
46:16
I don't know them and I'm just going to tell them to like tilt
46:18
their head back and put their mouth on it.
46:20
It was, it was crazy. I would luckily and tall enough
46:23
to like grab the the the rings attached to the ceiling.
46:28
But if you're a little shorter, they give you handcuffs that you
46:32
put your arms in and they say, OK, hands behind your head and
46:35
you hold them there like handcuffed while they whisper
46:39
obscenities to you and pour your drink in.
46:42
And it's not like a a light hand either.
46:44
They like. Oh, your.
46:45
Mouth is full dude. It was like dribbling down the
46:47
sides and they were commenting on it it.
46:49
Was recording so I did not like I wasn't seeing the.
46:51
POV I don't even want to hear back the footage.
46:55
I took a great video. I took one of those.
46:57
I felt kind of weird. I felt kind of weird 'cause I
46:59
was recording and like I had the camera like right next to your
47:02
face. I'm like.
47:04
I haven't watched it and I don't I don't think I'm ready.
47:06
They've been watched. What the video 'cause you you
47:09
haven't sent it but? Watched.
47:10
I heard. Watched.
47:11
No, no, no. No, you haven't watched the what
47:13
and then watched. The video and I don't think I
47:18
want to post it anyway. If you would like to see the
47:19
video, please no no no individually.
47:22
Please don't you have to pay him $100.
47:26
That's, I don't know, you sent to that.
47:27
Give him $100 and you can see the video.
47:29
OK, A viewing party that works. The one thing we did miss out
47:34
on, because it was kind of late in the day and like we said we
47:37
had an 8, was they had the last show for the jousting, jousting
47:42
at like 5:00 PM. By the time we got over there,
47:45
that's kind of the end of the renfere.
47:46
It's a big yeah. And once you get over there,
47:49
there's like not much other than the fence.
47:51
And after walking back to get food and then eating the food
47:53
and then just kind of getting slumped after, I did not want to
47:56
walk back, no. And I can do that at home.
47:59
I just get a hop on my horse and.
48:01
Tell Who said he had to do the same.
48:03
And we just go full force. I need to like I'll start from
48:05
the patio, she'll start from the kitchen and then we'll just.
48:08
What has the broom? The other has the Mop I.
48:12
Have the Swiffer. Yeah, safety, Safety first.
48:16
It's plastic. It's not like wood or anything.
48:20
But next time we will be going to the jousting early, not as
48:23
Yeah. No, next time we're going to be
48:25
going for the entire day. I did not expect to be who?
48:28
Will be members. Spending an hour coming home
48:31
from the OC Fair, but like their traffic control was terrible.
48:35
Getting in wasn't that bad. It did take a while.
48:38
So we did get there like after Andrew had already finished the
48:41
race, but getting out of there was insane because Andrew fast,
48:47
so fast he did in like hour and a half, two hours and a half.
48:53
I think he said his like average mile was like 10 minutes.
48:58
Not even in middle school my guy. 10 minutes.
49:00
I could have hit those times if put a light of fire in my ass.
49:04
Yeah, and a hot dog in front of me.
49:06
Nope. Maybe, maybe at Costco.
49:08
Hot dog. I'm down.
49:09
I'm just waiting full speed. I do it for chicken bake.
49:13
Don't. Don't get me started on the
49:15
chicken bake. I'm not.
49:16
I'm not even. I'm gliding at that point.
49:18
I am flying like fuck you, fuck you.
49:21
Use the chicken bake. So we got there like kind of
49:24
early for him because he had finished the race kind of early,
49:27
but there was a whole bunch of people and a majority of them
49:31
were not that fast. So trying to get out of there
49:33
when most of the people are coming to support was crazy.
49:37
We have the plan of getting to the Renfair at like 11, like
49:40
leaving here at 11 to get there. I didn't get home until like 11.
49:45
So I changed real quick. I threw the wig in the car.
49:50
I got dressed in the back of Luton Jerry's car.
49:54
You had the wig on already? I put it on right like right
49:57
before I was wearing a hat in the car, but then as soon as I
50:00
should have worked waiting for you guys, I threw the wig on
50:02
should. Have worn it from from the race
50:03
to. Us.
50:04
No, I thought about it. I did.
50:07
With the ears. With the oaf.
50:08
Ears that would have been so cool.
50:09
I would have looked over and be like nice.
50:11
No, just got to send it sometimes, you know, I just, I
50:14
keep. Saying I'm going to wear that
50:15
thing out to like when we go out.
50:17
You should, especially if you silent like you did and put it
50:20
up in a ponytail, like half up and the rest is down.
50:23
What are you doing Friday night or Saturday night?
50:28
Not sure. Oh, it is Mother's Day this
50:31
weekend. So happy Mother's Day to the
50:32
Mother's Week. The Mother's Day.
50:34
It's going to be your day pretty soon.
50:36
Hope you guys have a good day that your children do something
50:40
really sweet for you. But remember, material things
50:42
don't matter. It's a thought.
50:44
As nice as they are, quality time did.
50:46
Your mic disconnect? No, I didn't.
50:48
Just go Terry, we're stressed now.
50:49
Yes, we are because also I did hit my inhaler but my mic also
50:52
disconnected. So sorry.
50:55
But we appreciate you, moms. Yeah, we love you, moms.
50:58
Love you mom. We love you.
51:01
OK, anyway, circling back to Renfair, we already have ideas
51:07
to what we want to wear for next time.
51:10
You gave us a glimpse, but please elaborate.
51:12
So I did mention I want antlers, but next year I do want to go.
51:16
40. Shut up.
51:18
I do want to go full like wood elf druid.
51:23
It's the best with antlers, it's the best.
51:25
There's a lot of people that had cool like leaf accessories, like
51:28
I would love that. That pouch with the Maple Leaf.
51:31
That was really cool. People just have like a bunch of
51:34
like woodsy wooden thing woodland things, a lot of
51:37
mushrooms, a lot of wood, which, Oh my God, I'm deleting that.
51:43
I'm deleting that. Wait and.
51:47
Sorry if there's an awkward pause, I said something I need
51:49
to delete. Anyways, yes I would like to be
51:52
like a woodland nymph next time with with elf ears but cooler
51:57
elf ears because there were some that were like shaped to look
52:00
like gills and stuff. There's some that you like, like
52:03
they're like an insert almost, instead of kind of like a hook
52:05
that we have. There's some that are like an
52:06
insert that you put your ear in and it looks like it's an
52:09
extension that looks like real ears, like elf ears.
52:12
I want to do that. We will purchase them.
52:14
I want to be more committed. I want to do like special
52:16
effects, kind of like vibes. Yeah, yeah.
52:20
Sounds amazing and I can't wait to see the progress.
52:23
Thank you, hopefully I'll plan it in advance, like give it a
52:26
good month. We got time.
52:28
Truly a whole year. Months later, we haven't done
52:31
anything. Okay, what do you want to do?
52:36
It will be. I will definitely be going as a
52:38
druid as well. I'm not going.
52:40
To brothers we go as brothers. Brothers, I'm not going to be
52:44
cosplaying as my DND character Butio, but I still want to do
52:48
the whole druid thing. I want to have like the circle
52:50
of the whatever, like circle of the moon stamp somewhere on me.
52:54
I want to have more leather, more leaves.
52:57
Oh, that's your. Vibe like I have to and if I can
53:01
like I'm I want to show the animals on the arms.
53:03
You know, and yes. It's just like that's what I'm
53:05
turning into. We'll be real buff by then.
53:07
Yes we will. And tan beef cakes, beef cakes,
53:10
beef cake summer. Beef cake winter.
53:12
Cardio Cardio is starting this week.
53:14
Yeah. Cardio if you if you're hearing
53:17
this at the gym, you're our inspiration.
53:20
Yeah, thank. You thank you for being.
53:21
Here send us send us Fitz Bow mm hmm send us a video of you like
53:26
lifting a weight. And like 3 bucks so we can buy
53:28
like AC4 or something, I don't know.
53:30
Yeah. Oh no, just send us money so we
53:32
can build our own gym so we don't have to fight for parking.
53:36
Exactly. Parking's weird.
53:37
OK, anyways, so yeah, more more leather goods.
53:41
I want to commit to like a full leather, like a like a like a,
53:46
like a harness where I can put trinkets, trinkets and kind of
53:51
like how the guy the seller that you bought here.
53:53
Axolotl Yeah. OK, so I did buy something.
53:54
I bought a cute little 3D printed Axolotl.
53:57
Jerry came and found me and he said hey, you need this thing
54:00
that I found? And I told the seller who was
54:02
sitting in front, I'm like, I have someone for you that's
54:04
going to for sure buy this. I'll be back.
54:06
Called it. And he literally said look at
54:08
this. And I said, Oh my God, I have to
54:11
buy it. It's a little Jerry has like a
54:13
dragon version. They're like these little 3D
54:15
printed animals that are like interlock to their, like spines
54:18
or interlocks. That's when they move like
54:20
snakes. That's Jerry's first point.
54:22
Yeah. Attractive.
54:23
So they have a little axolotl that I love.
54:25
It's going to come with me to D&D every week.
54:29
But Speaking of props, props, I want stuff like that to like,
54:34
bring with me. They have these really cool like
54:37
kind of animatronic pets that were like kind of spring loaded.
54:40
So cool they. Move like real animals.
54:42
There was a wire that you run, so first you put the puppet on
54:45
your hand and it's like you're holding the dragon.
54:47
And these Dragons, familiar pets, they are so detailed.
54:52
They meant they said that there is no.
54:56
They said that well they that they share similar molds, but
54:58
they're all hand painted. But there's.
55:00
No, they don't look identical. Yeah, every single one is going
55:03
to be different. And they look so detailed and
55:07
they're so good and they have like feathers and they're like
55:09
hand painted and they're beautiful colors and that's wire
55:11
that runs through. So if you have cover like a
55:14
like. A like a long sleeve like.
55:15
A long sleeve you put. It under like the pipe thing
55:17
through it. And it has like a lever or a
55:19
little like a. Spring loaded thing, yeah, and
55:21
you can press it and turn. It and it turns ahead and it
55:23
makes them Bob up and down it's. It looks really realistic.
55:27
I want to buy. One, I had the funniest
55:29
interaction. That was one of the first tents
55:31
we went into. Yeah.
55:31
But the, the one of the workers, I was talking to her and she's
55:35
like, oh, how long did it take you to grow your ears?
55:39
And at first I thought she might, might she was going to
55:41
say hair because I was wearing a wig.
55:42
And I'm like 2 to three business days.
55:45
And she started laughing so hard.
55:47
That's great. That that was funny.
55:49
Look. On your toes, I like it.
55:51
Only in that moment. The rest I I cannot commit to
55:54
live action role play like the people who like work there.
55:58
They're like role-playing. They just.
55:59
Know what they say they have. I mean they have years of
56:01
preparation and years under their belts.
56:03
We have a whole year. So we will commit and we will
56:05
continue. I feel like they're like improv,
56:07
like they're actors. They take like acting classes.
56:10
You know what else I'm going to get a staff.
56:12
I need a quarter staff. Like a decked out, jeweled out
56:15
quarter staff. OK, we can make.
56:16
Spellcaster. We can make those.
56:18
Yeah, I'm going to make it. We need to, we'll look up
56:21
tutorials and we'll do craft nights.
56:23
We we could just start planning these like soon and just spend
56:27
the year making them. We have craft nights here and
56:29
there. The paint, Yeah, We have paint
56:30
nights, yeah, But crafts, Yeah. I had an amazing experience.
56:35
I want I I can't wish we went towards the end.
56:38
I want to go for one of the theme days.
56:39
So like, oh, pirates or fairies and.
56:43
OK, if we start collecting our pennies, Jerry, we can pre-order
56:48
the season pass. We will be season pass holders.
56:51
Because then we can go every weekend for the month.
56:53
It's like April through May. Honestly, Ghost has had a best.
56:56
Like it is like we love Oktoberfest.
57:00
Excited for that this year. That's been a yearly tradition
57:03
amongst the Friends. But I'm telling you, the Renfair
57:07
is like that on steroids. Because like, yeah, Oktoberfest
57:10
is like a theme. You could go dress as like
57:11
those. German.
57:13
Those yeah, whatever they are the what?
57:15
They have the name the leader Hosen outfits but this like it.
57:20
It's so open to creativity and you just walk around drinking.
57:26
It's acting like a peasant playing games you do.
57:29
I had, I, I saw those videos where like you go as a rat and
57:32
you just run around spreading the plague and yeah.
57:35
And imagine like running into the the rat catcher.
57:37
That's why we need the pass. We have to commit to bits.
57:39
Because then we we're going to see so many people from
57:41
different days and different outfits and different, yeah.
57:44
So we're going to have to commit by the season pass.
57:46
Jerry, let's go back. What do you Is there one more
57:49
this weekend? There's.
57:50
Two weekends left. I'm down.
57:53
The last day is, I think May 18th.
57:55
Whoever listens to this and wants to join us, dude, let's
57:57
go. No, please.
57:58
If you can't make it this year, like all our friends, if you're
58:01
listening, please come. It's like honestly, like I loved
58:07
Coachella. Coachella was absolutely the
58:09
highlight of the year. Yeah, this was like a strong
58:11
second. We will only there for a couple
58:13
hours but strong second. We will have a good time,
58:16
guaranteed. Yeah, sealed of approval.
58:20
So yes, this is our our plead to you friends.
58:24
Please join us. I would love to go with the D&D
58:26
group. I would love to go with like all
58:28
our other friends who are like, not inherently like in this
58:31
world of vibe of like like nerdy type stuff.
58:37
But listen, if there's one thing about my friends is that they
58:40
commit to a theme and I would love to experience that with
58:44
y'all so. I agree.
58:47
Miss Girly Popsman's Book Club Girls, please, next next time
58:51
bring your men. Dress them in a fun outfit.
58:54
I will help. We will help.
58:56
We will help. More We have a lot of pieces in
58:59
our. Already in our arsenal, I can
59:02
dress you like, literally at the drop of a hat.
59:04
And we have places. Someone can borrow my wake
59:06
because I'll by then have a second, longer wake.
59:10
Friend 2 is too little. I need 3 wigs. 3.
59:15
And I need to bump it in a big ponytail.
59:18
Dang, this next will you work will be dedicated to Bump.
59:22
It will you grow your hair out by then or?
59:23
So. Yes.
59:24
Also wear a wig. I will be growing out my hair.
59:26
I'm not getting it. I will be getting layers like
59:29
probably soon, just it's going to be shorter, like as soon as I
59:32
get the layers. But when it grows out, it'll be
59:33
textured. And that's what I want to get.
59:35
I want to grow my hair out where it's not just all flat and
59:37
boring and ugly and. I want to see you in Batty
59:39
braids. You can do Batty braids.
59:41
Yeah, Oh, they had a sorry, it just, it was, they had so many
59:47
things that we guys, we barely scratched the surface of
59:50
everything we saw. You can rent a costume and then
59:52
a couple tenths down, there are people who will do your hair for
59:56
you. They will give you like a cool
59:58
hairstyle. They do braids they.
59:59
Do really cool braids like biking braids and stuff?
1:00:02
I don't know about all. Waves.
1:00:03
I'm sure they can do it on a wig.
1:00:05
Yeah, if you're paying them, why not?
1:00:07
True. I mean, it depends on the
1:00:08
quality of your wig, because if you could see like the tracks of
1:00:11
the the what's attached to it to it, they're probably they
1:00:15
probably won't do it, but they have that they have face paint.
1:00:20
Oh, that's another thing. Face painting.
1:00:21
I want to do like like I I mentioned, like special effects,
1:00:24
but I want to do like cool makeup.
1:00:27
I threw on a little eyeliner, but that was it.
1:00:29
Oh, contact lenses. Contact lenses can't find them
1:00:32
anywhere. If you know of a place website
1:00:35
send the app please. Because we wanted contacts.
1:00:38
I need contacts for Benta. He wears white contact.
1:00:43
You I mean you could buy some online at specific shops with
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like actual prescription like cool ones so you can still see.
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I don't want to see, I don't want cheap ones that I can just
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pop in. Need to see.
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I'm gonna need to snow. I'm fine being blind.
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I'd rather do this prescription with color.
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So anyways, that was that was our weekend at the Renaissance
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Fair. It was fun.
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It was super fun. We appreciate you for listening.
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Thank you for spending some time with us on this glorious
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Thursday. Yay.
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Episode 4 and. Episode 4.
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So do you have a song recommendation?
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Oh my God, I didn't even have my phone ready.
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What? Jebby, I OK.
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In the meantime, I will give you mine.
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We are recording this on Tuesday.
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I'll probably edit this right after because I'm putting this
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in the universe Tomorrow I want to go see the Cowboy Carter
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tour. So hopefully me and Melissa
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would say pull up, maybe we can get some cheap tickets.
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But in in the manifestation of that I am gonna recommend Ya Ya
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by Beyoncé from the album. It's a great song.
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Anytime I'm in my Cowboy Carter mood, like I want to listen to
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that album, I start with that song because it hypes me up.
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It's so good. I'm sorry, I was looking through
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my phone when you were talking to me about Beyoncé.
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Are you? Have you been looking at
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tickets? Yes.
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Are they cheaper? They are cheaper depending on
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like what app you use, but we did say we're not trying to
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spend more than like 50-60 bucks.
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Which is possible? Yes, because right now they're
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floating around like 70. 80 No way Dang.
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For Beyoncé, for nose bleeds, it's like the last row way of
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top. But I just want to be there.
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I want to experience a lot of those songs live.
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So hopefully we go. And if they say no I am, I can
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go on my own. I will update you next week.
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You stay tuned, stay tuned. Great song, great album.
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Listen to it if you haven't. Why are you living under a rock
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if you haven't? I'm going to throw in some
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Spanish rock cuz I have to Entre dos Tierras by Eduas del
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Silencio. Everyone knows this song, but
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listen to it. It's Thursday, put it on.
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Listen to it. Listen to it after this.
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If you listen on Spotify I think you might be able to pull up the
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songs that we recommend. It gave me the option last
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episode. No way so.
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I did not double check to be honest, but hopefully those are
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easily accessible if you're listening on Spotify.
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If not just Google it. You got fingers?
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Yeah, and if you're on iTunes or Apple Music, I'm.
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Not going to say anything mean no, you're going to hurt
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Melissa's feelings. Look, just get Spotify.
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Just kidding. Just kidding, just kidding.
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He's. Not bullying them.
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They're our friends, guys. Gals.
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Yeah. Pleasure talking to you guys,
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Gators, or just talking to Jerry and you guys listening in on our
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conversation. What?
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That's what this is. This is just a conference.
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You're recording this. What?
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What? Wait, what?
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Wait, wait.