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❄️ RHOSLC Episode 2 Recap: Mountains of Apologies, Facelift Reveal & Yurt Drama · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back in, everybody. It's Drama Darling. I'm here with
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  Speaker 2: Emily Duresis. Emily, are you checking in to the Oasis today? Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: The cheetah room. I'm talking about the cheetah room. I'm
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: talking about the Santa Clarita oasis here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm in my little hidey hole studios, which I
• 0:46
  Speaker 4: realize is like what the BTK killer called his spaces.
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  Speaker 3: I need to change the name of hidey hole studios.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Should we open the polls? Yeah. And see what
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: the darlings want to call it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What should we name my little studio here? Yes. You
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: need to change it from Heidi Hole.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I'm going to put this. So one of
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  Speaker 2: the perks of being a free member of Patreon is
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  Speaker 2: that every once in a while, you guys get a
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  Speaker 2: poll or two. You get a say in some of
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  Speaker 2: the things we do on the show or on Patreon.
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  Speaker 2: And you get one free... ad-free episode a month that
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  Speaker 2: is just that is temporary this is one of the
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  Speaker 2: perks of being a signed up member so we're changing
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  Speaker 2: things over on patreon because we're growing and we want
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  Speaker 2: to expand the love so these are complimentary okay so
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: you guys are on the complimentary level and so look
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  Speaker 2: for that over there okay so the poll will be
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  Speaker 2: what are we going to name emily's studio okay okay Well.
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  Speaker 4: So are we, is it a poll? Are we giving,
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  Speaker 4: so just comment on what it should be named and
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  Speaker 4: then we'll vote from there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: I guess a poll, you'd have to have like three options. Okay, guys,
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  Speaker 2: let's take it back.
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  Speaker 3: No, so- Just comment on this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this'll be the free episode of the month. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: you guys are now part of a planning meeting. This
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  Speaker 2: is ridiculous. This'll be the free episode. Guys, comment- On
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  Speaker 2: what you want to call Emily's studio. You know, because
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  Speaker 2: there are so many shows, I can't edit a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just done with editing because we need to
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  Speaker 2: get these out and we need to get them out fast. Normally,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, let's take that again so we don't
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  Speaker 2: annoy the darlings. But, you know, hopefully your love is
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  Speaker 2: unconditional and you'll forgive. So that's that. Also, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I've had some studio upgrades. So like a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff is happening in the studio. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: putting little lights underneath these shelves. So you think you
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: see lighting with these neon signs? You haven't seen nothing yet.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to continue the lighting. I might even get
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  Speaker 2: a lamp, maybe a plant. Who knows what's going to
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  Speaker 2: happen behind me? All right.
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  Speaker 3: A plant lamp. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: A lamp plant. I got a lamp. I got a
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  Speaker 2: lamp plant. And I love lamp plants because I grew
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  Speaker 2: up on boats with lamp plants. We're going to call
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  Speaker 2: my studio Lamp Plant Studios.
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  Speaker 3: Just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is the Drama Darling Studios. It's a.k.a. The
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  Speaker 2: Cheetah Room, a.k.a. The Oasis. So today we are talking
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  Speaker 2: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I am delighted
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  Speaker 2: to discuss. And without further ado, let's welcome ourselves in.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Well, Emily.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: We have a new housewife on our hands, and her
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  Speaker 2: name is Ashley Kwai. And she is bringing some energy,
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  Speaker 2: and I am here for it. She is up on
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  Speaker 2: a mountaintop. I couldn't believe that view. I could not.
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  Speaker 2: Are we in heaven? Where are we? We're on the
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  Speaker 2: top of a mountain. And looking down at other mountains.
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  Speaker 3: That she owns.
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  Speaker 4: When she was introduced, I was like, part of the
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  Speaker 4: glam team that's now on this show. Like, it was
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  Speaker 4: giving me a lot of Monica vibes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: And then.
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  Speaker 2: And then we saw what she's got going on.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit different. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We're not pulling up to Monica's duplex.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A little different.
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  Speaker 2: I am not. shocked at how much money is happening
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  Speaker 2: here with these new housewives. I'm delighted. I mean, we've
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  Speaker 2: got over on New York, we have Erica coming in with,
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  Speaker 2: you know, this private island and all the pyramids and such.
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  Speaker 2: And over here, it really looks like Ashley is on
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  Speaker 2: top of a Salt Lake City pyramid, just fully looking
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  Speaker 2: down on everybody. And you know what I thought was interesting? Boy,
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  Speaker 2: did Bronwyn have some shade about her outfit already. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't quite get that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that really came out of nowhere. What is interesting
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  Speaker 2: is that clearly something happened, you know, between the two
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  Speaker 2: of them. And this is a confessional that may have
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  Speaker 2: been filmed later on after they got to know each other.
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  Speaker 2: And they kind of were going back. Well, what did
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  Speaker 2: you think about Ashley when you first met her and
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  Speaker 2: when you first saw her? You know, that type of thing. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I just I can't believe she wore that outfit. But
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  Speaker 2: like when she came back. strutting down with that gorgeous,
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  Speaker 2: I probably faux fur and, but who knows, um, and hat.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. I'm like, this is what I want
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  Speaker 2: to see.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yes, there's just something about Ashley's glam as a
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  Speaker 4: glam person for, I'm saying she is that I, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: Because you see all the other ladies' makeup and hair,
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  Speaker 4: and it looks more natural to me, whereas Ashley is
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  Speaker 4: very bold.
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  Speaker 3: So we're throwing in the bold looks on the bold looks.
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  Speaker 3: Bold over bold, baby.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I like about it.
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  Speaker 3: Real housewives are bolder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's bold.
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  Speaker 2: It's bold, and she's got a strong, vibrant lip, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm here for it. Oh, yeah, I am. You know,
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  Speaker 2: when you let me go back to when you said
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  Speaker 2: everybody looks natural. I'm sorry. What now?
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  Speaker 3: Their makeup, their makeup, their makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Really? I don't see the natural. Oh, everyone is so
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  Speaker 2: done up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we'll see. Now I am.
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  Speaker 4: That thought came after a cut from Ashley's confessional to
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  Speaker 4: like Lisa's and then then to Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: And they're just more subdued, I guess, their makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I like a nude lip and a
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  Speaker 2: nude tan cheek and a nude smoky eye and a tan.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, she's more of like a bronzed look.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, everybody, to me, it's like Ashley
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  Speaker 4: is saying a lot with the makeup.
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  Speaker 2: And she is. And she is. In this mountaintop scene,
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  Speaker 2: when Lisa arrives, you know, tromping, don't know if that's
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: a word, darlings, through the snow with those jeans. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, wait, did she fall down into
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: dirty snow in the snowbank? No, that's like the style.
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  Speaker 2: We're wearing like what looks like a dirty jean. So cool,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but I liked the look. I liked the look.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: So she jumps in there and she's like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: this is amazing. And you know, on Real Housewives Ultimate
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  Speaker 2: Girls trip, you know, she's just showering Teresa with compliments
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  Speaker 2: left and right. Well, you know, she'll do that. She'll
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  Speaker 2: do that. And this is a perfect example. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my God, I love you. I love what you're wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this view. I can't believe this. And when
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  Speaker 2: you look at Ashley and you look at Teresa, you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I could see, and Lisa, but Lisa's a little bit
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  Speaker 2: different in terms of style, like you said, with the
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  Speaker 2: makeup and stuff. But she seems to gravitate and really
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  Speaker 2: get along with people like a Teresa or an Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: She likes a bolder, you know.
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  Speaker 3: For now, because she did that with Bronwyn.
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  Speaker 2: Because remember, Bronwyn was her pal. Oh, right. Wait, that
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  Speaker 2: is so crazy to me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because at the time, she's like the pinnacle of fashion,
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  Speaker 4: all this.
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  Speaker 3: So we'll have to just see how that goes.
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  Speaker 2: Here we are again. Lisa is bringing on another housewife.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's remind ourselves, you know, like she is the Jill
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  Speaker 2: Zarin of this show, but she keeps Jill Zarin-ing it
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  Speaker 2: throughout every season. She is bringing people on. She's constantly
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  Speaker 2: bringing people on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I do.
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  Speaker 4: wonder too about Whitney's involvement in bringing her on because
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  Speaker 4: of the Sherry connection.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right I forgot about that no no no.
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  Speaker 4: It does feel like to your point it feels like
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  Speaker 4: Lisa is bringing her on because we're meeting her through
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  Speaker 4: Lisa and I always feel like that's your I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: I fell I fell down walking into Ashley's house I
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  Speaker 2: felt like I fell.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we got a couple fillings. Oh, we did.
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  Speaker 3: We had a lot of fillings. I was so happy
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  Speaker 3: to see the fillings.
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  Speaker 2: We're back, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whoever you film with first is probably who brought
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  Speaker 3: you on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever you fell with first is that who you feel
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  Speaker 2: like you yeah you're right now let me just get
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  Speaker 2: this straight though so sherry is the friend that whitney
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: like one of her best friends that passed away and
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  Speaker 2: her sister and her sister-in-law um But it's not Ashley's
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: sister-in-law because that's what I was confused about, you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Whit's former sister-in-law. Right.
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  Speaker 4: And then the brother is Ashley's brother, the husband.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, can you say that slower? Because I kind of
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: feel like I just hit a brick wall with the explanation.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Can you just start? I'm going to do a graph, okay? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So we have Sherry. OK. Yes. Sherry. OK, so she
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  Speaker 2: passed away and she was married to who? Who's brother?
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Ashley's brother.
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  Speaker 2: OK, right. So then why did Whitney say that it was?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she could have been married through somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: Like before that, you mean?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: Like maybe it's somehow related to Justin or her ex-husband
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  Speaker 4: or something like that, like a sister-in-law like that.
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  Speaker 2: OK, so let's just say they're both somehow connected to her,
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: you know, family wise, but also friendship. And it ran deep.
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  Speaker 2: And this was devastating. It's so sad. You know, you
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: really forget what a loss Whitney had. It's very clear
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: as we kind of tap into that here and there
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  Speaker 2: that it's not acknowledged much on the show. It just
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: really isn't. And I think that she should be given
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: a little more grace. I mean, She's talking about how
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: she's coping with alcohol or has and that she's having
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: these issues with Justin, her business, all this stuff. But
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  Speaker 2: I think also what's a huge thing is just losing
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: your best friend. You know, we talked a lot about
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: it or we saw some stuff when Kyle lost her
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: very good friend. We touched on it here in Salt
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Lake City, but not a ton. And I just feel
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  Speaker 2: for her. I really, really do. So I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to say that. But getting back over to Ashley and
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: her obsession with her husband's nipples is a new thing
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: for us to see. After all these years, she still
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: has it for those nips. And, you know, good for her.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
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  Speaker 3: But does not know what he does for a living
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  Speaker 3: or the company he works for. That was awful. So
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  Speaker 3: I actually didn't believe it.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, what did you say? You do or don't?
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: I think he does not want his company mentioned. After
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: all the shit that's gone down with Justin, I think
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: he's probably like, all the business stuff, just like, let's
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: keep it vague for now.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. I feel like so many women who are married
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  Speaker 2: to men who make a lot of money have no
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  Speaker 2: clue what they do.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Well, there's... There's that too. In the housewives world, yes.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I've met people who are like, finance,
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I think. I don't, I should know. Like, honestly, I
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: have actually met many people, many, like three, okay? I
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: have actually met at least three people who do not
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: know exactly what their husbands do. And that is no joke.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: So that is coming from, like, it's something I say,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: because like, we are so wealthy, we're pulling in, you know,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: like millions. And so when- So when people are like,
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: what does your husband Brett do? I'm like, that is
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: such a great question.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: It's like shipping and receiving or like, oh, God, what
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: is it? I don't know. Let me get back to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, let's put a pin in it. You know,
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: let's put a pin in it. Let's put a pin
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  Speaker 2: in it. Anyway. All right. So Lisa in her confessionals like.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: She's talking about the view and she goes, this is
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  Speaker 2: like a Miley Cyrus song. Ain't no mountain high enough.
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  Speaker 3: Her analogies were off this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Way off.
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  Speaker 1: What?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't remember what the other ones were, but
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 4: She did one where they had to literally give us
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: a graphic of the ski mountain she was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. White face or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then she was like, there's a cotton and
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: it's like a cotton candy machine spinning round and round.
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  Speaker 2: No, wait, no, wait, no, wait. That actually kind of
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  Speaker 2: made sense that she just keeps going in the same
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: and cotton candy with Whitney. Somehow the two sort of
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: feel like they, they mesh, but boy, did that come
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: out of nowhere? You know what? She just got lucky
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: with that one. She's like, It's kind of like, I
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: don't know. And she just like grabbed on something. You're like, wow,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: that was pretty spot on. You know, one out of
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: ten shots on goal.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's another. It's like Game of Thrones. She had
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: a lot of them this episode. Yeah, Game of Thrones.
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  Speaker 2: She did. Oh, yeah. She was like the house of Lisa.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: The house of gorgeousness.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like that. Okay, Lisa.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: She's like, shame, shame. I love this house. Shame. No,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: that's not good.
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  Speaker 3: Slay. Shame. Oh, my gosh. This outfit shames. Oh, my God.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Shame on you. Shame, shame. Wow. Gorgeous. Shame. Lisa. No, Lisa.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Shame. And then Heather's like, Lisa doesn't understand that shame
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: is something that we were raised on and we have
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: abandoned in our old Mormon ways. We have laid it
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: out flat, dry, prostrate to the gods, and we are
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  Speaker 2: done with that. But no, Meredith cannot seem to come
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: to the table and accept any of it. Heather, oh man,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: you're going to, we're already in with Heather's like fun speeches,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: At any point, she's going to launch into her Heather game.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Game of Thrones.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, her Game of Thrones. Because I, there's been two
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: times now where I'm like, is she setting up a game?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Like what is happening? You know what though?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: She's not doing the monologue. Remember she was kind of
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: like narrating. They had her narrating the season a little
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: bit at the beginning. And not this year. And so
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: I feel like she's like still in that gear, not
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: knowing how the season's going to be edited.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: So she's like.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: She still does a little narration, but it's with a
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: lot of like shame.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: You know, it's a lot of salt.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: She's really salty with everybody. And she's throwing in so
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: many jabs. So it's not really... unbiased anymore it's not
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: really the role of a narrator because she's got too
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: much beef and too many problems with so many people
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: this cast is like I honestly can't keep up this
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: episode which is only episode two I was like oh
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: my god wait Heather is a problem with who now
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Bronwyn and Lisa and Meredith and is she okay with
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Whitney wait no I I like it was hard to
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: keep up with how many beefs there were and I
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: know they beef a lot but still somehow I was
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: a little lost in the crosshairs and I'm hoping to
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: come out of that. That's all I'm saying.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Well, also that table at the end where they just
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: did like a in real time montage of them all
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: talking over each other and fighting. I was like, well,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: can we lock in somewhere? I hate when they do that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I know. I hate it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Because I'm just like, I don't know what's important here.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: And I guess none of it is.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Because we would be isolating if it was.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right. Yeah, you even, like, Angie's popping in and
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: she's like, babe, just listen to what she's saying, okay?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Because she's, like, apologizing, babe. And you're like, wait, why
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: are you? Hold on. Angie, are you a part of this?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. I love it, though.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I like Ashley trying to get her hands around it
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: like she was going to do something. And they were
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: all like, shut up. Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Hang your coat over. Go to the coat room, okay?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Go put your coat in there. Keep yourself occupied. Put
• 18:46
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  Speaker 4: I will take Ashley trying to, like, legit get her
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: hands around it over Brittany tinking a glass and being like,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I have something to say.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Tink, tink, tink. Yeah, we didn't get one of those yet.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: The lunch isn't over, but yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder what's going to be up her sleeve
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: this season.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: She'll be like, I haven't been with someone in six weeks. Great,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: That is not true. I've seen her out and about. No,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Heather was like, I leaned in and I can smell
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: the osmonds all over her body. It's called eau d'osmond
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: and she sprays it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Here's my other thing on Heather.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I think she doesn't know how that ultimate girls trip
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: is going to get edited. And she is only embarrassed
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: about how she carried herself because she's embarrassed from like
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Teresa and the other gals that Lisa was in proximity to.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: And Heather thinks all the OGs are team Lisa. And
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I think that's why she's apologizing.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I was so such a fan girl.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, didn't you get that vibe?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. On Girl Strip? Oh, yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: That she's a fangirl? Yeah, for sure. But no, I'm
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: saying I didn't even think about what would be the
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: motive behind her apology and that it's like, you know,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: more layered. That's interesting. You know, I was... I couldn't
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: believe that Lisa has gotten three apologies already and it's
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: only episode two. She got one from John for that
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: one fight they ever had. And then she got one
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: right away from... Whitney on the ski trip, or I'm sorry,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: like on the uprace ski with Lisa B. And then
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Heather at the lunch following, you know, right after the ski.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I was shocked. And I'm like, this is everything Lisa
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: has ever wanted. She's got to be on cloud nine.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: She's got to be flying as high as Ashley's house
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: because this is vindication for her. And it really did
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: make it clear that how they did kind of ruin
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: her time. I mean, like she did, both Lisa and
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Teresa wanted to have a good time on this ultimate
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: girls trip because they don't have a good time on
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: their respective cities. And many can argue that's their fault.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: And that's up for, that's up to you for you
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: to decide guys.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: And that's why we, that's how we do a drama darling.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: You know, you decide where the drama is at darling.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: So for Lisa, To not have a good time, be
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: crying on the trip and just be real soured by
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: it all and Heather be, you know, trying to get
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: at her and Whitney for that matter. It was nice
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: to see that Heather apologized for whatever motivation it was.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I was glad she apologized.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, whatever.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: And I also feel like I know I'm jumping ahead too,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: but like, I don't think Meredith needs to accept Whitney's apology.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: And I don't know if I totally buy Heather's apology.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Like I just am kind of like, this is, I
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: feel like we start every season with one of these.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Can we start fresh? Can we just move forward? Meredith, I, um,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: You know, Whitney is digging pretty deep to get these
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: apologies to come from a good place. Yeah. And I
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: did appreciate them. You know, I mean, I could see
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: that she's going through something and they've caught some strays.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: But Meredith and Lisa have a point that she is
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: sorry she got caught with the video being out there.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, those were some bold words, but she was
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: clearly wasted and not... Yeah. So... it's just you know
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: what it's going to take a few apologies and showing
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: that she's not a cotton candy machine so if if
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: if Whitney can stay the course with keeping it cool
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: with Meredith and Lisa until about episode I mean this
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: is intense okay 15 I mean we're talking end of
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: the season right we're talking she would have to stay
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: the course in order to prove herself to Meredith that
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: things are different like the entire season. And I don't
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: know if Whitney can do that. I'm not sure.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I now am remembering we've had other seasons
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: literally start with Whitney and Meredith together filming a scene,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: turning the page, starting fresh, like in that pool, hot tub.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Pool, remember that? Yes, yeah. Or Meredith and Whitney going
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: for a walk.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Like we have, A lot of seasons that start with
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: them starting new.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: And it doesn't stick. No. So that's also why I'm like, yeah, Meredith,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: you don't have to accept this.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Well, and I loved what she said. It was so good.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: She was like, yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Whitney's like, I'm sorry. I hate what I said when
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I said I hated. you and I don't hate you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I hate that I said it and I hated when
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: you heard it and it was said that I hate.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And then Meredith's like, yeah, that's not going to happen.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not accepting fiction and I'm not accepting storytelling.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: She was adding so many consonants to things this episode.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: They walked into the dining room and she's like, With
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: the blankets on the chairs.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I bet this table is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: There's a V on the end.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Look at this table. The sun's amazing.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Actually, isn't it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: She's taking things from Whitney because Whitney adds a G
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: on to everything, right?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Whitney and Lala. Lala and Whitney. And they're both from...
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You know, I think it's kind of a Utah thing.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: But.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Meredith, her face, and again, her facelift looks amazing.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: It looks amazing.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the wig, the Whitney interview and the producer's like,
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: she didn't say anything about a wig.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Whitney was having a great time in her interviews. She
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: was cracking herself up.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I love it when they have a good time. That
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: was great. And she was genuinely funny. And I don't
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: think that that was set up, right? I mean, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: think that she genuinely was like, oh my gosh, it's
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: amazing that she's like, you know, working this facelift. It's
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: a whole new her and her wig and like. Yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: But.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And I think that we talked about it the first episode.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, that definitely looks like a wig. And
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, you because if there's she's still healing. Right. Right.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: So I think it's brilliant. It's it's a I should
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: say it's a piece because I can tell like in
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: her confessional, her the front hair is like hers. Right.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And then it starts kind of right in the center
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: of her, the top of her head, which is kind
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: of like a halo, a halo extension piece. You know
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe she grew out her bangs piece that she bought
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: for the breakfast at Tiffany's lunch. Maybe she grew out that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: You did not.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That's not your time and place. She's healing and thriving.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Healing and thriving.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Coffee and love in the morning.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: That's so good. But I think that like I really
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: appreciate I think Whitney was genuinely celebrating Meredith in that
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: moment in her confessional. Yeah. And it was refreshing to
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: see that someone else was celebrating a facelift instead of
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: making fun of it like someone else on the cast did.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: who said, maybe it was Heather, like maybe, or, oh yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: because Heather was like, I don't know why she's not
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: accepting this. Maybe her facelift is pulled too tight. It's like, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: So let's like leave it out of it. Let's leave,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: let's leave it out of it. So Whitney saying she
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: appreciates it and she was loving that for her was wonderful.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: But then it went left and now we'll see how
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: that plays. We'll see how it plays with Meredith. I
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: don't know. But her reveal in the Sprinter van of
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: her facelift was like that of a child who's like
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: showing that they got new face paint. You know, it's like,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: come on, we want to see it. Just show us.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Turn around. And they're like.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: She does look fucking amazing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It's a jump scare in how good it looks.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Who said Angie's like, babe, give me that card.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I want to get the card of your doctor, babe.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: But then she knocked it at that lunch. She was like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: you look the same.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: But I was like, good. That's what you want.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And I think that's what she I couldn't tell if
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: she meant it as an insult.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: No, she didn't. She tripped over her words. And it
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: was so relatable. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, I've
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: done that so many times where I don't mean to
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: say something.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: But I talk.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Faster than my brain allows me to stop and think.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: And so she's like, you know, well, some of us.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Are getting younger like you, Meredith.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: No, but no, because you do.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: No, you look great.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, you look the same because that's what good
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: work is. No, but anyway, it was just so funny.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: It's like us talking, you know? No, I mean, but no.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I think I.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I also have to, she hasn't even settled. This facelift
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: hasn't even settled in a little bit.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: She's got to wear a wig to cover the sides.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. So let's, I can't, I can't believe it,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: how good it looks.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I also want to mention, good for her to wear
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: a wig. That is, would be such a smart choice
• 29:14
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• 29:16
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• 29:18
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• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Give me some. Okay. So I have bangs now. Again,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: the bangs are back. It's a lifestyle, not a haircut.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, get me a bangs clip for the
• 29:31
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• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Let me throw bangs clip on and be done with it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: So I like it. I like it for everybody. If
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you know here and there, what are you going to do?
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• 29:45
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• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Now that I think about it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: But I liked it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I did, too, actually. Yeah, you're right. That was unusual
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: to get. There was no pulling aside.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But the only one that would have objected would be Lisa.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: And she.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: You know, she caught her on a good day and
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: then Whitney, but Whitney is team Heather right now. So
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: she was quiet and also apology, you know, on the
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: heels of her apology.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess like, yeah, that was, it did
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: catch me a little off.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I know. I was like, Whoa, you're really going for it,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: but Hey, it was great. And the opera ski with
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Lisa B Whitney's apology was wonderful too. And yeah, you know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: there was a second in there when they got, it
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: got a little bit like, are we going to land this?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: But Lisa accepted it. And I was proud that Lisa
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: accepted those. Whereas, you know, and I thought that Whitney's
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: metaphor of a rubber band with she and Lisa was
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: a perfect way to describe it. Because they do, they
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: go so far apart and they are able to snap back.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: And her the way that she explained that she and
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Meredith are like just a straight rod. Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: But I also don't think that Lisa likes Whitney apology
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: or not. She just thinks, I mean, she has said
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: that like, she thinks Whitney's like kind of trash. And
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I think that's the category she puts Whitney in and,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: and that's where Whitney stays. And then sometimes they, they
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: can like, be on the same planet together.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: That's how I think Lisa sees her.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Because she wants to keep filming the show and keep it,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: keep it moving.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I love Salt Lake City. Like, The backdrop, we talked
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: about this many times, but I do love the backdrop.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I love the snow. I love it that on the
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: second episode, we have them in the snow going skiing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite. I love seeing all the snow, the
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: ski suits and the outfits.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I didn't know Lisa Barlow doesn't ski.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I just assume that she skis. I just assume everybody
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: there does. Me too.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was shocked.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Angie on the slopes is like the greatest thing. And
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: then who is the one who said, whenever I want
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: a good laugh, I invite Angie to do something. Oh,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: my God. It's so funny. And then and to Angie's credit,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: when she was getting on the ski lift and she
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: ended up on some guy's lap.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: What was that guy doing there? Like that was not
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: her fault. She was in position. And what was that
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: guy doing there? I have no clue. I don't understand
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: how that one left.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I thought she was, I thought he was on the
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: far end of it and he was already there. Like
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: she should have.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, she should have been in the middle.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh my God.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: That's hysterical.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Well, that was weird that he would, he, he's got
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: more responsibility.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Cause somebody's got to film them in the lift. Right. Duh.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it was. Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it was.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: And he didn't know what he was doing either, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: he should have not, he should not have been, Right
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: there and seeing Lisa in front of him like that,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: like that was I know that he should be there
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: because he has to film from that perspective. Oh, my God,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: that was so funny.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they were thinking going if they
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: don't ski and then they're going up that lift. And
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I was so glad they like were like, nope, we're
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: going right back down.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I know. Well, I think Lisa maybe would have done it,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: but somehow she was using, like, she's like, look at
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: the ice up there. Oh, my God, I'm not doing this.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm looking at those.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: How can you fucking see the ice caps that far away?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? And you're not skiing uphill, Lisa.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: You're not on that hill. You're not on Ashley's mountaintop
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: right now. And I was like, well, maybe this is
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: like a Salt Lake City thing. Maybe they can like
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: look up and identify ice more than people from Michigan
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: or California. Oh, my God. It was so good. Let's see.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Whose ski outfit did you like the best?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Angie's. The pink one. I just like the way the
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: stripes were.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It had that kind of 70s, 80s vibe to it.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: That was a good one. Bronwyn's was fun. Bronwyn's was
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: a little bit too Olympian for me with all the stars.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: But I did like Lisa's. I like Lisa's a lot.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I just love seeing them all in their snowsuits. And
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Meredith just showing up, just being like, how about that time?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, and Ashley, too. And they were doing what I
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: love to do at a ski mountain, which is snacks.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Snacks?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sit in the lodge and eat snacks. Why would
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: everybody say eat?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: What was the deal with eats today? Everyone's like, here.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Are your eats.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: And then Heather's like, where are the eats?
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Snacks.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: I won't do it. I'm not going to get on
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: an eats trend. These are snacks.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: That does seem like a trend to me. I've not
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: heard of that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: We've already adopted welcome in from Utah, and I'm not
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: going to now adopt eats.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Welcome in.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Eats. Welcome in. Eats.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: By the way, eats. The gingham pantry.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: The gingham eats. Eats.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Do it to everything. Uh-huh. You're a liar. And I'm
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: a malicious, despicable... Eats.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Eats.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Love opera ski, Lisa B. Yes.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Can we please make a deal right here? Yes. That
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: if we are ever ice skating, that we don't pick
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: each other up.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Like, don't lift me up in ice skates ever, Amy.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Don't do it, and I won't do it to you.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: When Brandon.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: A I would say not skilled ice skater went up
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: behind Bronwyn and picked her up on ice skates.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: And she's like, don't pick me up. I'm going to die.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Put me down. Put me down. Put me down. That
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: was crazy. I will make that deal with you because
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I do like picking people up. You remember I picked
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: you up at your house the last time I saw you,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I think. Oh, yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: You felt bad about it. But I was like, it's fine.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: We're not on ice and you're not wearing ice skates.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: And I'm not wearing ice skates.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: You did say that. You did say that. Who knew
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: we'd be seeing an episode like this?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I was just like, I thought he was going to
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: crack her head open. Oh, that was going to go
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: bad so fast.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. That was tough to watch. And I know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, first of all, they weren't even wearing helmets and
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: they don't even know how to skate.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Nope. I mean, I guess I understand the helmet. No.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Emily, you're all about safety. You better get on the
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: helmet train.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I agree. I mean, I'm wearing a helmet now for
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: those that can't see the video. But I understood maybe
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: why they weren't. But I was like, now we're doing
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: gymnastics and this is not good.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: No, you're right. Emily has headphones attached underneath her helmet.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: That's how she wears. Always.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Always. Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And she's got knee pads and elbow pads. But, yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: let's talk about Brandon. This is so interesting. First of all,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I felt bad for one major thing, and that is
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: they were in the yurt that, like, Todd and Bronwyn
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: were in. Like, we've been there with Todd and Bronwyn.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: That's weird to me. I....
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't remember that, but I believe you. What?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: They've been in the yurt two times. They filmed in
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: these yurts twice, Emily. Now, here's where I can hear you, darlings.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Are you yelling and saying that's not the only place
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: they have yurts in Salt Lake City?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm getting something. I'm getting something.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Was that Sunday shop in a yurt? Is that where
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: he ate that cherry? Was that in a Sunday shop yurt?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Sunday shop yurt. I'm hearing the darling say that there
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: are other yurts just like that in other restaurants in
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City. I'm hearing this.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: That might be the case. I don't know, but I
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: want to say that it does seem a little disrespectful
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: to your estranged husband to go film in a yurt
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: with your new man when you filmed in a yurt
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: with him two times before on camera. It's just a
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: little weird to me. That's all I'm saying.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Todd doesn't strike me, and I could be wrong, as
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: an ice skater. And so that's why I didn't clock it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: And I also don't remember that, but I've been watching
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and they filmed in a
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: yurt recently.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: And so I'm yurted out. I'm yurted out. I'm yurted out.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: But that year was in new york city so here
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: we are but also at a nice rank in in
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: central park oh oh oh oh or was it rockefeller
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: oh god i don't even know no no but it
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: was new york it wasn't the same year as brandon
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: and bronwyn.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe Bronwyn and Todd were in New York in a yurt.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Eats!
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Shame!
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Shame eats.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody get your shame eats. I can't believe no one
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: else apologized. I only got two apologizes today.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Actually, shame eats is a much better way to put
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: the way I eat snacks. Shame eats. You're right. God.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: The shame eats at night. You know, I've eaten so
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: many Pringles, so many tubes of Pringles, I can't even
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: look at a Pringle anymore. That's how many shame eats
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: of Pringles I've had in bed.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: A real case of the shame eats going on. Very
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: stressed out.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Don't eat those eats. Okay, so jury's out on the yurts.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I did appreciate Bronwyn being like, no, don't race me.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: This is why I married an old man. So you
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: wouldn't do that. And I was like, ugh. And then
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: the next second, she's like, I feel so bad putting
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: this in Todd's face with this young, amazing, perfect man.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: And he has everything going for him. And he's everything
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: that Todd wasn't. And I'm having the time of my life.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: And I should.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I should absolutely be having. I want to have fun.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I deserve this. And I was living in a lie
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: for so long. And he never made me happy for
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: many years. But I feel so bad that Todd has
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: to see this in his face in the headlines. I
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: was like, well, which one is it? Really? You yurt filmer?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I don't get, I would love to know at the
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: end of the day, like, why Heather goes so hard
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: for Bronwyn still? Like, she talks a bunch of shit,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: and Whitney goes a little bit, but Heather is, like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: going in on this rebound relationship.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Like, what's up, Heather? Like, who cares? Why are you
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: so against Bronwyn? Always.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but also she was like, Everyone has
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: to go through a slut phase in their life. The
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Book of Mormon says, phase one of life, birth, phase two, adolescence,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: then adulthood, marriage, divorce, slut phase.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Then funeral potatoes.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: So I was like, you just called her a slut.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Like you just said that she was an slut phase. Like,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: she's in a relationship with this guy. I mean, she's
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: dating him. Yeah. I don't know. It is weird. But
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: guess what? On Watch What Happens Live, when Andy asked
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: about Brandon, she was quite aloof and had not nice
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: things to say. No, I know. Yeah. But she didn't say.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: He was like, well, I mean, you.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: He goes, how is like, well, that was nice to
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: be with whatever he said. And she was like, who?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: You know, one of those things. And it's like, huh.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: And he's like, well, I mean, you know, it wasn't
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: he must have been a nice, you know, transitional person
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: for you to be with. Right. I mean, you were
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: with him all over the place. And she's like, oh, yeah, fine.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: When it was happening. I don't know, like what he did.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, but like.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: He must have done something real wrong.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I bet he just ghosted her. I think I thought
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: he I have no clue. But it does seem like
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: we've never watched in any relationship them talk about dating
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: a housewife and the media attention around it. Like that
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: conversation was unique.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good point.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: We usually pretend that they're just in this bubble and
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: none of that affects this new person.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: That's why she's in a yurt. They're like, we're going
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: to yurts. We're always going to be in a bubble.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: And Heather is having a problem with like, well, which
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: one is it? Is it a press release or is
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: it a secret? And she's like, well, I mean, who's
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: the one who's saying that it's going to come out?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, plenty of people probably would have said that, right?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: But also at the same time, But you're gallivanting around
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: with him at like fashion shows and events.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: The Super Bowl. She's insane. That's like being in a fishbowl.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: That's like a yurt. Yeah, it's a yurt for everybody
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: So I'm like that. She does have a point. You
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: can't bring this guy around and be with him wearing
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: a hot dog costume. You know what I'm saying? And
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: like a mustard purse and not be recognized.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I think Bronwyn knew exactly what she was doing and.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Then did not.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I didn't. I don't want Todd to
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: see that. It's awful. You know what?
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Look, Whitney, I don't want.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Whitney, I'm being Bronwyn right now.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I know, but now I'm being Bronwyn yelling at Whitney. Oh, okay.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to do the voice. You have to.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. Look at Whitney. That's my Bronwyn impression. It's
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: pretty good, right?
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Right on the money hey Whitney hey over here in
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: the yard hey yo hey yo uh Whitney's like she
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: wouldn't let me say anything she didn't want me to
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: say anything I was kept a secret and then the
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: next thing I know there's a press release and I'm
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: like yeah Whitney I don't want you fucking telling my business.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Right and how about you not be she saved you
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: from having an issue with her because you didn't you
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: know spout your mouth off yeah Your cotton candy mouth.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Cotton candy mouth and your shame eats.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I feel like I have cotton candy in my mouth
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: all the time. And Justin and I are going to
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: move my cotton candy maker upstairs. That was wild, right?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: That was the Justin and Whitney scene?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. She's moving out.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: And she's like empty.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I'm taking my clothes off. That was so dumb. It
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: was so dumb. And Justin's like, yeah, I.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Got to go work.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. You already told me that you were
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: going to do that. That's cool. Thanks for letting me
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: have the primary.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: People sleep in separate rooms often.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: All the time for a variety is mainly because of snoring.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: So it's just like, what are we doing right now?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Like if, if you, if you are just going to
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: sleep in the, just go sleep in that room tonight.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Like what? We got to film a scene. We got
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: to close the door.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Moving van comes. She's doing ads for like movers. I
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: wasn't sure if I was going to move, but when
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I decided that I was going to move rooms, I
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: called men and chucking. Hi, men and chucking. Thank you
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: for moving my stuff. Where are we going to? Over
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: up there. So we don't need a truck? Just a dolly? Yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: take my dollies and take my shirts and glasses, Tig. Oh,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: my God. But seriously, though, on the other side of that, though,
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: they are really going through it. And Whitney's going through it.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I will not take that away from her again earlier.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Are they separated in real life?
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought there was the announcement because we were, like,
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: talking about the gas.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the separation.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: The room.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: The room. It's what it is. And Justin's like, the
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: kid's a they don't even know like who I am.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Just kidding.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: They're like, he doesn't, they don't even know like we're
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: having any problems and they just think that, you know,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't, you didn't use a coupon and, and I'm
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: mad about that.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: That Del Taco coupon sounded like a real blowout. Core memory.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: It's been one hell of a deal.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Whitney, um, Did you use that two-for-one fish tacos
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: over at Del Taco? Oh, I think I lost it
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: in the snow.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: What?
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: You lost it in the snow? Yeah, there was a
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: snow monster took the coupon. I can't believe this.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Go to the extra room.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Mom and dad are fighting.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: I wonder if growing up with reality show parents or
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Whitney if you just tell your kids no no no
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: it's not real none of this is real so you
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: don't know what is real and so like when they're
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: they can justify or the kids can think like oh
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: mom and dad are fighting but it's not real I
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: choose that not to be real too you know what
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: I mean like I wonder if you get in that.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: That's deep. Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I would. I would just assume, oh,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: it's not really real.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's really confusing. I mean, there are plenty of
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: times where I actually use that as well with Maddie.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: That you're not real?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I'm a ghost. I was hearing an impression, Maddie.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: That was an impression of someone that wanted to clean
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: your room and got really angry about it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: But that wasn't me. Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Things like, well, when, let me think of an example.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Something that was, that happened that she overheard that was
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: violent or like, you know, news at five, you know,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: eight people wounded by a bus in Santa Clarita, you know, and,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: you know, something like that.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: That's the office. Oh, that was just a clip from
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: the office. That's fake. No, that's fake.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I've totally done that before. I have, I have because she's,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: was too young, whatever, or, or she'll overhear Brett and
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I talking about something. And I've said, Oh no, that's
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: from one of my shows. I was talking about something
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: from one of my shows when I was talking about
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: either a family thing or like someone is having issues
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: and like, it's intense. And she'd be like, who, what,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: what happened to who? She's like, what happened? And I'm like, Oh,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: it was, um, it was Kyle on Beverly. Yeah. I'm
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: telling Daddy about Kyle.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: She's like, Kyle never gets that upset unless Kim's involved.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: She knows who Kyle is more than anybody because I
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: think I've thrown Kyle under the bus so many times.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Maddie will be like, well, I know Kyle's
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: the biggest hothead in all of Housewives.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: She'll meet Kyle and she'll be like, I'm so sorry
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: you're going through all of that.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: There was a bus, you were in a bus explosion.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Several people died.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You're still in the hospital. You've been diagnosed with something fatal. Wow. Wow,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: you're a survivor.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: So, anywho. Well, this is going to be interesting to
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: follow Bronwyn and Brandon.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: And then Bronwyn's with this guy now that's married.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: In real time. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's some, there's some.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: We need to do a serving dish soon.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This is a, oof.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Speaking of kids, Melania. Yay, yay, yay. I feel bad
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: for that. Yeah. Whatever's happening there.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I do not know. This is insane. Like, do you
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: think we're going to find out?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: That she's either going to get a diagnosis or something
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: is happening there.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I feel very bad for her.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is bad. That's bad. That's bad. All right.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: We'll stay tuned on that. But what is ayahuasca made of?
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Is it like an herb or something? I think it
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: comes from a tree.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Babe, it's a tree frog. And then they take the
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: tree away and then it's the frog. So, you know. Also,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: you know what was the most disturbing? It's not that
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: she didn't know like where ayahuasca came from or she
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: has it confused with frog stuff because like people do
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: acid from frogs. Like that's, she's getting it confused. Okay. So,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: but what was the most concerning is that she took
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: a traveler, tumbler, a tumble traveler with a straw and
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: tipped it towards her mouth with her mouth on the straw.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you that you're nodding your head. You knew exactly
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: what I was talking about. Darlings. Yeah. What do we?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: That was a new one for a confessional. I got
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: to say, no one has done that yet. And I
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: got to tell you, it wasn't right.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like she was trying to get the last
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: bit in there. It sounded like the ice had a
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: lot of things to hit on. I don't know.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: What I mean. That was the ice I was talking about.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: It came down from the top of that mountain that
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I would not ski on. Too icy like Whiteface.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: That's not the time and place. By the way, when
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Lisa and Whitney were having their apology and Lisa's talking
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: about the bar, I was like, how has nobody been
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: in an argument with her and be like, The bar
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: is low, Barlow. Like, that's such a Heather thing to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: say to her.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: That's something you should have scripted for one of them.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Wow. Actually, yeah, you're right. And then, well, Lisa's the
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: one who, who said the bar is low first?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Lisa.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: So she could have used it. She could have been like.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I mean. I mean, it's right there in front of her. Oh,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: my God. Yeah. Your bar is really, my bar is
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: low for you.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Looks at camera my name and that's my last name
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know I'm working on it I'm working on
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: it I write for Heather Gay now.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Um by the way Heather talking about you know when
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: they we're jumping around you know what I mean but
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: when we're at the blankets the blankets lunch lunch And
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Heather was like, Meredith, you insinuated that I was a
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: homophobe and a pill popper. And like, I'm like, what
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: are you talking about?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: And then thank God we saw the flashback. Yeah. But
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: then Meredith really doesn't. She really doesn't take accountability. I mean, honestly,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: she's like, I said it and I meant it and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to apologize again.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Well, that's just it. Her and Barlow don't. Both of
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: them do some fucking crazy shit.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: And they just they deny everything that they've ever done.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: And then it pisses everyone else off. And that's where
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: we are.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: And they're just the two of these gals like together
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: at the end of the table. That alliance is stronger
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: than any. Survivor, The Challenge, Traders, Alliance, than I've ever seen.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they're still able to lock in with
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: each other for another season. It's impressive.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Good on them.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: And I don't think any of these apologies, maybe Whitney's apology,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: but I don't think she would have apologized to Lisa.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I think she would have directed it at.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Meredith, if Lisa hadn't just been on Ultimate Girls Trip,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I think that we'd be right where the reunion left off.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Probably, yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I think you're right. When Angie said something like, oh
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: my gosh.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I'm about to stand up and say something and sing
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: like Cher. And Lisa's like, you can stay seated.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. It's just fun.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: It's just a fun group, you know? accountability. Bronwyn and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Lisa argue about accountability. Heather and Lisa, Angie jumps in.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Meredith is like, Meredith is just like non-acceptable. Just stays
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: over there. And that's that. Then we have our, we
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: wrap up episode two. So good job, everybody.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Good job.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Ain't no mountain high enough. So, hey, guys, we're
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: going to wrap up this episode of Drama Darling. Thank
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: you so much for listening. Love you guys so much.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Just remember, I won't be covering Orange County right away
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: because I'm traveling tomorrow, heading over to Detroit. And I'm
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: going to be part of that charity event called the
• 1:04:39
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• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: the tickets are in the description below. And if you
• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:53
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• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Michigan celebrities and people of known origins there. I will
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: be in a yurt on the stage, I'm hoping.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: I just, I hope to see you. I'm excited for it.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: And thank you so much for listening to Drama Darling. Darling,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: see you later.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I am going to do Next Gen and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Below Deck Med, so that'll be up soon as well. Bye.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Bye. Bye.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Beats.
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  Speaker 3: She beats.