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Gossip Girl: Desperately Seeking Serena · Your One And Only Source

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  [SPEAKER_01]: Hello and welcome back to your one and only source.
• 0:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are your hosts.
• 0:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Caroline and today we are recapping the long-awaited season one episode 15 of Gossip Girl called desperately see insurina.
• 0:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, she's here to tell Jesus, the bitch is back.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina Sparks is gracing our screens at gracing our podcast two day.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've officially, I think Matt, like most of the, all of the main players, really.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose, yeah, I think, I mean, thought are like constant throughout the entire show.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think, yeah.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can't think of anyone else.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I think this is it.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So really quick before we start, I just have to tell you one hilarious thing, dad said, at dinner.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or just came from dinner with my parents, and dad's like, okay, so we're watching this show.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called DTF St. Louis.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yo's, I'm not gonna tell you what DTF means, you will find out.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was like, Chris Lee, they know what to do.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I've obsessed with you, listen, the punchline when you get there is worth that.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to tell you what it means.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I'm not going to say what it means.
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You will find out.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was like, I was like, is it?
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And mom's like, Chris, they know what it means.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, oh, and I was like, isn't mean down to fuck.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yes.
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was just like, it's so, I was like, thinking maybe it meant something else, like in the context of the show that I wouldn't already know a DTF meant, but literally you got to watch DTF saying that was not going to tell you what it means.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You will find out.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I was like, hang on after I'm laying down.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You will find out is so funny.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, find out.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mom and dad are getting to I'm not gonna say getting to this age which is what I really was it was literally filling in the blanket That's one you were that says more about you than it says about me to put and says hey hit on our parents by saying Know that I that actually says way more about you curling than it says about me Phoebe You know I was going to say that my parents are getting to this point and our relationship.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god twin wait our parents Did you like your birthday post by the way?
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I had that video, I had that video was I think where I was like and I might and and I might just last, that's why it was last.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, it's a good guy.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: But guys, hey, that video I if you can even believe it, I told Caroline it was a picture.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was kind of waiting for, I actually was waiting for her to do the tip of the hat and then I remembered that I tore up as a picture and then it was like too late, but When you were in the middle of taking the video, yeah, I thought you meant okay, okay, anyway, you were saying
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: they're getting to this point in their relationship where they are like just the things that they'll say that they do or like the women when we call them like for example our parents have matching bandages on their cheeks this week.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: They've both had things removed at the German hologist.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll get this fee.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I go in to dinner.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sitting there, mom's gonna be on the phone.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go in.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's a doctor's appointment, dinner.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know I am as your parents.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom's gonna be on her cheek.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dad is no longer going to be on a banday, but I did notice the spot on his face yesterday.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, currently, you better not say anything.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, but confirmed, it was a spot.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, mom's like, Chris, you already know what you're eating.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yeah, I knew what we got here.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, okay, then can I borrow your glasses?
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she takes his glasses to read the menu.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you guys have matching facial wounds.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're using the same pair of glasses.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and then just like this shows that they watch.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, mom, it's like, even though I had heard of DTF, I've heard of that show because that.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like David Harbour and I think, um, yes.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Baitmen.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: The guys are so far.
• 4:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Baitmen, yeah.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I had heard of that show, but they will every so often I'll be on the phone with mom and she will be like,
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: as if it's the HBO Sunday night show.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was like, you will have to watch tassel.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: My god, it task is exactly what I was thinking.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get a watch tassel oftentimes.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like the thing with DCF is like, it is an HBO show.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure Rooster is next on their list.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like they, they're going to work their way through those shows.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Rooster, that's the biopic about Miss Hannigan's brother and Annie.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wish.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to make sure I'm the same better.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: When are we going to get that with Dan Lovey playing Rooster?
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that's, and I need what's in him.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Rachel said he would ever to be Lily Sam Regis.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: One, I know they're possibly in this can again.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Rachel said it has to be in this hand again.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rachel's here's okay.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm pissed Rachel sent it isn't in that show.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna get into the episode and just a minute here But I do want to tell you all what does that show called bad mistakes big mistakes big mistakes big mistakes Big mistakes on Netflix.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the new Dan Lovey show.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's written by Dan Lovey and Rachel's Senate I will say just call it the new Dan Lovey show because I was just I just want to give Rachel Center of flowers It says Created by Dan Lovey and Rachel's Senate.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and I
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love to do it.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have been on the Rachel Senate train since before Shiva Baby, and it has paid or she was addicted to poppers, okay?
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it has paid off.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It has, but, and you're not going to like this.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I, I know you want her to be Morgan and the show, which is.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hear it.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear it.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I think that she would be the other sister.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that is called short hair prejudice.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because they both have a short bob.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't know who is short.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's hair, damn puppy.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So no, it's not, that's not.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that is.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's, it's, I'm trying to be.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He because I can't believe that in this show, I'm the Dan Lovey character.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yeah, that is different for you.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna carry her on Dan Lovey.
• 6:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was, oh my god, Caroline, I can't even watch it.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's Creek.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: You remind me so much of the brother.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're like, literally, Caroline could do Caroline could do shit's Creek in like a juggle and hide kind of way where she is both.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Alena with a win and David and actually even like a one woman play she could Okay, okay character.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do we have to actually see pockets looking right now?
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's not on Broadway.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: The important distinction is it's not a one woman play But Caroline is playing three musical Caroline is playing
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: obviously David, obviously Alexis, and of course Moira, our father is playing Eugene.
• 7:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the whole thing uses an experiment, so I can fuck with them because that's all it was for Dan Lovey.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said, my dad hates being what?
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's have a drip.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's have a drip in episode three.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: A drip right on his head.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: this picture of a ghost on my desk.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to be able to say that line.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV, and all dressed sound being on Moira's does, and you're saying, who put this in picture of a ghost on, I'm sure you'll remember it.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to see Caroline do the scene
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's it's more of finding out that she's dead from Alexis like her having to play both of those roles.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think kind of would be like, but it's fascinating.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: But to close out this section of things, I do just want to say, I was listening to the leaner down the episode of last call.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: finding a new experience or improvised is great.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel the same way I felt when we listened to the Allison Williams episode, but I was reminded of how good, how good the line is that is, you really mean when you're drunk.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And not being improvised.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: the airline stewardess named Elity and Provised I that's what I just was saying.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you said you didn't listen.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't listen.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't listen and and finding out that in the name Elity was an improvisation is that's how you know it's just a brain.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It gets her brain in a way that like,
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's one of the best in the beginning of the episode.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, the way that you've made us appreciate words.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, and not said, and just like, detail, even when she's telling the story of them being at the Apple event, and she's like, I'm standing there.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: My heels are digging into the sod.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It feels exactly like a mother wolf who has been separated from her calf and then sees them at the end of the movie.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's how I'm seeing you guys at that event.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and how did we get there?
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do, I know they'll never do it, but I would just love to see her on SNL.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mostly because I want to be opening monologue.
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want her monologue.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just, her brain, but anyhow, happy 14 years of girls.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Man, I hope they do something big for 15.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hope so, show.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: They do something big for 15.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We do something big for five.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And okay, it's a collab.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: We did the big thing that they do is that they come on our podcast.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: They come on a reasonable resource.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: The gossip girl podcast.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really great.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We thought this was a girl's podcast.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a gossip girl.
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's honestly the same thing.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, for this, for this,
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: hour and a half to out to however long you give us all the early one and what's the other weather was a girl season the girl's name was season remember getting that text in our reality because Caroline was like a couple episodes or maybe even a season ahead of me and she said there is a point where you're going to meet a girl named season.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that whole story line is so funny, like, I'm sorry that show is just, oh my god, it's so cool.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I like the horror.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we can not keep talking about this, but I also like how Matt was like, it's kind of like the sex and the city girls the way that like you will be every single one of them on the point in your life.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love that.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I like what Matt said when he was like, I was watching that scene or he was like,
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You steal someone else's grief story in the cemetery and he's like, and I And this is what I love about Matt and like the bow and we you we love you But sometimes bow and doesn't share He does want the same kind of vulnerability that Matt's willing to and So Matt being like I was looking back on that the other day and I was like the reason I was so uncomfortable because
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I may be saw a little bit of myself in the behavior.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is amazing that she was able to be so self aware and then also remove herself from it enough.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's another show that's at age.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Matt was like, Pete, we, everybody, that's the thing that everybody talks about with girls.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, how can you really write it when you're in and you're in she just.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just did it for like a little bit of her milk.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She did it.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She did the thing.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She did the damn thing.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: She put her hair in a messy bun.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: She put on some ganks to wrap.
• 11:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she handled it.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She handled it.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I've seen it on both ways, but you're right.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I've seen messy bun getting shit done.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you know.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to fancy in a different way.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of messy buns, what other hairstyle is there when you're prepping for the SAT?
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's just not one.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: none other than
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Hannah Marin, here in season one of the messies.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two to three long, beautiful blonde hair, putting them in the messials hanging out, and we see them order in that Chinese takeout.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Idealistic messy bun, you could imagine.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the messy bun you saved on Pinterest, and you were like recreate this for a school to mile.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's where it's whole thing.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100% and she should, they should have let her stick with leather, who fucking roots grow out.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: we were so blind.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were so blind.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was going through right before our eyes even.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's it's it was you know who never had that issue though, which is crazy as Blake Lively on Gossip Girl.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know I think it's and they have to do it to her hair too.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if she had it.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: But do you think they I don't know if they were bleaching it as heavy.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she had more of a certain point.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: They started really like
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: cooling down the tone of Hannah's hair.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's where the, and that happened to Nile Warren, too, and he was in wonder after lots of people.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the bleach.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the bleach that does it.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you're comfortable having a little gold, a little bit of brassy, he's using hair, which I oftentimes think that looks, I think that looks, I think that looks a lot better than the bleach.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do too.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really just doesn't look of which is what you would watch and then you let that bleach get Brassie exactly.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're here and Serena Van der Witzens here was always like that dirty blonde goal Mm-hmm.
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just a natural on her.
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not trying to like in myself to Blakely in any way, but like I do think the way that We are.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the dog and be these always like one thing that Blakely and I haven't had a whole lot of the many things I should say The legs
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: The light for this.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: The the height.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean hello.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hello every time I'm like, okay, how do I know what this I'll look like on my body.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just Google.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I say chat GPT here's a picture of Blake Lively and here's the alphabet show me And then it's like looking at a mirror.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like looking at a freaking mirror.
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I just had How long we need me needs to be if I need to get at him often times we like I think that in you growing up too.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: We had kind of the same
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's different when you were a kid, when you're a kid growing up with like more of the super super like white blonde.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You feel like you're always chasing after that.
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's like impossible to replicate.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Our tone, I was always the best thing when you would sit down to get your hair cut and they'd say, you've never heard of it.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is natural.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, babe.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it is.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Except for now I do go in my hair, but anyway, all right.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we start with a montage of the high school junior class, basically having a series of existential crises as they prep for the SAT.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: God, do you remember?
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was actually just going to say this.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And maybe this is like,
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it wasn't, I do think there was a difference in how you're part in my, my language, your generation, holy shit, attacked standardized testing.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that by the time I was going through standardized testing, there were only
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: because so many school of your test option and also it was when we're getting into like the dialogue of like how much the tests.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: because like a standardized test is just it's not one size fits all.
• 15:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it just isn't like just like the PSSA is or whatever you take in school.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just in PA, but it's like you have your standardized test.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like it's actually just a test to see how good the teacher is doing.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like how like, but it's like not even actually how smart are you.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also like what if you memorize it, you know, like that.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's the do you memorize it?
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then also are you a kid who doesn't do well under pressure?
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you a kid who?
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: needs a little bit longer to comprehend.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have different learning styles.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you even see it with Dan, who we know to be a smart kid.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he is struggling to do it in the time.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of it, and then you get to college, and you never have to take on Dan.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, way, you know, I'm lost by the way.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I actually can't even think about what Dan got on all the opportunities.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It like makes me sick of my stuff.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: In fact, let's just get out of that world as soon as we can.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: He, we know him to be a smart kid as much as it annoys us, but he is smart and he can't do it in the time.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then the thing is you get to college and you never actually...
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: have to do that.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like no one asks you, and no it asks, it doesn't make it out.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's hardy like when everyone's drunk.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a whole thing to be like what did you get.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: But then what I mean more so is like you get to college and so many tests are open note.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: So many like it's not the stakes suddenly feel so much lower.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, well, why did I have to do all that to get in here then?
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, a little different when you were an English major and all your tests were actually just writing papers.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So...
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but did you ever have to take a math test that was timed?
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I don't want to, Phoebe, I don't want to talk about math at all, literally at all.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, back to this.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Gossip Girl has little quotes for each of the people as they're studying.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's is, quote, humility becomes self doubt.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair's is striving becomes obsession.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena's is some are driven to self medication, but she's just drinking coffee.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Isabelle Penelope and Hazel, others cling to the security of being part of a group.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: All their different styles.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to just, we have to stop and show some appreciation for Blair Waldorf's flashcards.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you notice how gorgeous they were?
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, imagine a really thick
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, piece of card stock.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two pieces of card stock on either side of like a gold metallic scalloped edge, perfect square.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we have like this gorgeous burgundy, serif font with the flash out like they were so gorgeous.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, honestly, a goga was a gas.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, why do I want to go take the SAT now?
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just to use where walters flash cards.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're so cute.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there was nothing really more satisfying than making us out of flashcards and being like, that was always the best part of studying.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I loved making my notes look the few operation for the same time.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: And like, I was like, studying day.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would like get new markers, but then it's like, okay, am I just gonna do this 10 more times until I remember?
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna look at this ever again.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was a flashcard girl.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, I mean, like for finals, like for history, I would like do like full notebooks spreads.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, me too.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was just, but it's not loud.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I just, I don't want to do that.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just wanted to do the fun, like make things look like this is my mind click.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, don't like brag.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not at all.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just a little bit though.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck Bassett's paying somebody else to take the test for him.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: The, like psychosis that would course through my body, if I knew that there was somebody pretending to be me to, I mean, oh my god, I can't even imagine not to mention he's wearing a neon orange trench coat as though he's already in jail.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe what you want to know for fun is that
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's wearing that neon orange trench coat and then he's wearing the same trench coat and red layer the outfits are insane and then he's in it's in it's and then it's Easter Sunday Phoebe I wrote the exact same thing about that outfit.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I said he's in his Easter best even though like the I do tend to like those checkered shirts that are in like different checkers looks absolutely But then he's wearing I kind of hate matching purple with anything and clothing especially like a like a bright purple
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's where, yeah, and we'll break down that outfit.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the, it's like a royal purple that is just, it's supposed to kind of be like his color.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like I'm sorry, you're not what's your name on Breaking Bad.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is true.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Rufus comes in and erupts Dan as Anna's studying.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's been the like person who's keeping time and Dan's all humiliated because he only, this is crazy.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: We only finish half of the practice test in the a lot of time.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Dan, that's a new problem.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do have some degree.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: like how does it the thing is maybe in his brain is like it's low stakes it's at home I'm just gonna try to like finish as much as I can but I do think that like you kind of have to start being like
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I, okay, I just, I don't know the answer to this and I'm not going to know the answer to this, so I'm just going to have to move on so that I can give myself as many don't even skip it fill it in just make sure like I would rather you finish the test then be like, but I wanted every question to be right so I have six questions large.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also like sometimes if you just keep going they will give you the answer to other questions and the questions of other questions That made sense don't tell me that and so Jenny's about to leave her school and her group is always He says the end of Larry's way and he's like basically gonna be walking Jenny to school She's like I don't need a human ankle monitor It's like actually you kind of do and the way you're gonna continue to act is really gonna make me think that you do girl you stole
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: address out of someone's closet like not just like your friends closet like your friend's mom's closet and then I don't care I also don't care how rich the mom is.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not it's to me and I'm sure to roof is it's not a matter of the money.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's another issue.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But like putting yourself in any sort of mindset where you think you can go into someone else's mom's closet and take any of your things.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's such a level of desperation that I'm like, well, what happens when you're actually desperate.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are you going to do when there's a moment where you actually feel desperation?
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are you capable of little Jay?
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, find out.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Rufus is, by the way, King of nostalgia.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what his new name is.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: King of nostalgia.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, well, I remember when you used to cry if I didn't walk you to class.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, actually that was Dan.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, okay.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I, and, but Rufus is like this grounding, Jenny, it's not just about punishing you, it's about us reconnecting and spending time together, and that's what it's about.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they're going to connect tonight over Lazania.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like a greed to let our walk to school, and then Jenny slams it or.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And dance school.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: She also should think mentions 800 other things she has to do, and he like,
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: A roof is just putting up a fight, but not enough of a fight where I'm like, you're still not fucking parenting her.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, our mom, I think, would even, like, if she could make it enough of a punishment, we would, we would have been kept home from school.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That changed the house.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: We would have been, we would have been doing her ribbon closet.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: and one of us was, one of us actually was doing that, exactly.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of my favorite stories in gossip girl is Blair's feud with the Nellie Yuqi, also such a satisfying name to say, Nellie Yuqi.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so it's revealed here because they Blair and Nellie both want to go to Yale and Blair's can events that like, like Yale's not going to take two people from constants.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair on her practice says it's going to 2200 and it's concerned that that's not good enough.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you get?
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not telling you that.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: For real?
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: No?
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you get?
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: To be honest, I don't even remember.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, meaning there.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: What was it out of?
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: 1600 when we took it?
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: See, mine was out of 2400.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I didn't get a great score.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I maybe like a thing.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, something.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good score.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it was like so middle of the road.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think my friend Josh got like a 1580.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's psychotic.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Josh.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's psychotic.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let us know.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Comment.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell us what you got him as a team.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then guess what?
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Nellieuky, the concern is that she's more well rounded, which makes sense.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Blair goes, Nellieuky must be destroyed.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Bistery is like, why do you keep saying her full name?
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair is like, Nellieuky.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, because it sounds amazing, Serena.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw this year name.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw this year name.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm not full of freaking marbles.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I saw this tweet today that was like, sometimes I'll get stoned to the point where I will just say Coleman Domingo's name.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pover and over again, because it feels so good of my mouth.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It feels like when, Buddy the elf and elf is like, Friends Cisco.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Friends Cisco, that's fun to say.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like that.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Coleman to make it and I would imagine like being stone like it would like that is that it's a cashew thing like it does just like completely roll off the tongue coal in the bingo and I mean and what a nice guy to be thinking about when you're stone or otherwise.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: just love them.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck starts walking up, Blair Leaves, and Serena is going to be like helping him with the test.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just need us to point out here that while we see Chuck wearing his orange trench coat, Serena is wearing orange leather fingerless gloves.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, and because there's some planes.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, of course, they have sharp hand.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's sharp hand, it's sharp hand, it's sharp hand, right?
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And wait, Serena and Chuck are a low key sharp hand.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan vibes, and I know you guys are thinking you're going to say Eric, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's Chuck.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I know you guys are always like, oh my god, where does wins the lower coming when you guys can have more fun with these story.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I call that yeah, what the heck do you call that?
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to see Serena and Chuck doing both of the top.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Except for sorry, I'm going to say it.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck is sharp.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's, but is he, yeah, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to ruminate on that.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to have to r
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Since I had a pillow with Troy Bolton's face on it in my room, okay, so you can be the expert on Troy.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't make you the expert on high school music, how?
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I am.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am, for sure.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan, I'll let us know which of us is the bigger expert on high school music.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know Keith, we even have, I think Sharpay does where pink finger will finger those gloves.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's fine, didn't them will talk.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but Ryan definitely wouldn't.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely what I don't know that's I but no Ryan Ryan Wood.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody wouldn't.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he would but he would wear a fedora Like Charles.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm pretty sure we're gonna see Serena wearing a fedora as well at some point Show me I will bet money on that hold a hardy freaking cash So Serena yeah, she's wearing fair.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said like and it's not the only time this episode.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'll be wearing a finger those gloves by the way
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: it actually gets even more intense is that this also wasn't the only time truck will be in a plethora try to go to Lincoln almost is like it's their sibling wardrobe.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I actually have to talk to the stylist I just have to talk to them and it's not like one but the church roads like they aren't they're different but they're similar enough he's got he opens he's probably going for every color of the rainbow and he's working his way through
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Chuck was ally.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who would it be?
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eric maybe maybe Eric can fight it and Chuck already.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, probably there'd be a chunk of starting Chuck is starting to work his way through the rainbow to show Eric where he is.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, oh my god, and you know what I can see it.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can see it.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck's like, by the way, I figured out everything with Georgina, you don't need a worry.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also so funny that
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck Basses literally like the police, he's like the therapist number one confident on like he is the Olivia Pope as well of the show in this episode, which again, who would that's really Blair's role.
• 28:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's she's a little bit occupied but she's being Olivia Pope for one person and one person only.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good point.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good point.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina's apparently in Switzerland dating the Prince of Belfort and so Serena's like super relieved.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is when she like pushes Chuck's face away.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess he goes into kisser or something.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, I don't know.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we see that she has orange fingers closed on.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Chuck's like, I almost wish Georgina was here because she brings out the devil in you and Serena's like, well, the new Serena has to break 2000 on her SATs.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he mentions here that he will hire someone for her if she wants.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, no, no, no,
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, that's hard to do.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, wait.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was never my wait.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: For some reason, I was like 24,000.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: My god, me too.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: That actually, I was second-guessing everything.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was like Serena saying, you're going to be like, and now we know, Caroline didn't perform on the essay.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I was just picturing was like Serena saying, I have to break 200.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just have to break two hunt that's all they're asking to me, but I'm nervous, but I'm I get a lot going on.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: The minions are telling Jenny that she's like so lucky.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a freshman.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't take these tests.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's stressed.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate hasn't called Penelope.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Jenny goes, well, why don't you all come over tonight?
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, Jenny.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're grounded.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have plans tonight.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're doing you know.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've got a big day with us on you.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, it wasn't invite everybody over for Lazagna.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if he doesn't make enough?
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He probably did.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a leftover guy.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it doesn't matter.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was counting his leftovers.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got his lunch.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got his lunch dinner and lunch dinner planned for the next couple of days.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Jenny, you can't be inviting overall the minions.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: All the girls, which by the way last Sunday were in your house, didn't go so well.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me and her and my and you.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know, remind them, it is kind of interesting where we've come back from after the dinner.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they just snap right back.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, back to Blair.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really interesting.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: They've been able to address it.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you went back to Jenny.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I just mean the way the things were left last episode.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It feels like they were so much more icy to Blair than like they seem.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, now it has something to offer them.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I know that's how they're setting it up.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it just the way things were left doesn't seem like they're quite.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: The way that they jump, the way that they jump at Blair is not, how I would have expected them based on how they acted last episode.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because it just doesn't seem like a, it's not, it just doesn't seem as enticing to these kinds of people the offer that she has.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it does.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I also think it's like, it's a constant power struggle who is more powerful, who is more to offer.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the real crazy thing here is how sad it is that Blair just takes them back.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And is willing to give them all these things to win the back.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, that makes me more scratch my head more.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like, off how insecure.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just feel like we don't get enough of the aftermath of the dinner.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would have liked to have seen a little more.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess Jenny also offers my brother has flash cards and I'll help you.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, pay Jenny, Dan needs those.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan didn't even get halfway through the practice test.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can all have his flash cards and also I bet I can't read his freaking chicken's garage.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just know he has nasty boy handwriting, and if he doesn't pick, if a boy has nice handwriting pick, unless he's gay.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You, of course.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No gay guys ever giving me the pick, but yeah, if you are a straight man doing pretty much anything, well, okay, the gay guys I've dated maybe VV.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I mean, that's why I mean that face.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I just gave them the pick, unfortunately, and I said it couldn't be shock.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely writes in like a heavy
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you think he's just like getting lazy with it and trailing off.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe a little bit.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think there's part of him that does want it to look like he thinks it looks like an architects handwriting.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but it doesn't.
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can sort of like wait a little about yours.
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, no, um, not at all.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: How would you describe yours?
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just all caps or curses.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Curse of.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you say Curse of?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm?
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Say it again.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Curse of.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: The first time he said Curse of.
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, the podcast is on a silent medium.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe just keeps feeling like, let me think about this for five minutes and and just is quiet.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I'm sure it's riveting.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I did this to you.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know I saw that.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've been I'm just saying periodically throughout this episode.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're lagging a little bit.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like you're still talking.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I realized that was not talking.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Phoebe's really fun tonight.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Blair overhears them all talking about this.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, well, don't worry, thanks to Blair Waldorf's SAT prep in spa.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's Phoebe, by the way, this is the night that Phoebe said doesn't sound bad on ticing.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's hosting a study night with personal students.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not what I'm talking.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm talking, hot, so massages, manny petties, and an acupuncture as she specializes in mental acuity.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, that is not what I meant.
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Carol, I kept interrupting me as I was trying to explain what I was trying to say.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just mean with the way that the dinner ended last week with Jenny bringing in Nate.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that can actually understand that that's on the wrong screen.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: But what I mean is I would have liked to have seen a little bit of the then to now to understand where Jenny's out in the dynamics.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if she's been point,
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that like it they're not good friends.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a real friendship.
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I know but to me that's why it seems even more like they're not real friends with either of them so I just feel like if it feels like Nate is tied to Jenny I just I don't know that's how I feel I would have liked to have seen more but we just heard that Nate has not called Penelope so maybe there are like which makes me think that Penelope would want to be more like Jenny I need you to figure out what's going on.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: or she's like, Jenny, I guess you're not as good a friends with me as I thought.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, why is any called me, you could fix this for me and you're not.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe, but I just, I didn't mean that the night wasn't enticing.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just meant, I think the way that the dynamics are playing out, I would have liked to have seen a little bit more between butter and now.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we didn't get it.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can create it.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is what we mean guys.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can't force it.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, also it's not as and it's not that interesting.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just meant I just think the way that it plays in the dynamics is important and I wish we would have had a little bit more background to what the last couple days of look like Yeah, all right, so I don't know what to say why are you about it me
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, okay, all right.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Nate is allegedly coming from soccer practice and no he played has a soccer ball and Dan's like all worried about him.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like studying.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dan's like auditioning for newsies on these steps right now.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like what is he his whole personality is come out of nowhere.
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I we haven't seen him in Nate really interact like this ever get and he's like skipping on the steps next to him.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: As he's like wants to play catch with them with the soccer ball.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why do I feel like they've had a few bromance moments like that have started not like this this is something like it's actually maybe they're closer now because Nate called him almost like hey, by the way, your sister to So your kid's sister's asking for 8k.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, it feels like they're close.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: This just the dance behaviors really strange in the scene.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's fully like skipping up the steps to talk to Nate.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Serena then runs up and covers Dan's face and kisses him, and he makes a joke about being like a being chug.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was thinking like imagine if he thought that it was chug because of the gloves.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: like, and he's like, oh my god, Servina, your leathery, and these are your orange leathery hands.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw Chuck wearing an orange trench coat earlier.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said these are matching suck.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why are you, hey Serina, hey us, girlfriend, why are you rating Chuck's closet?
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you wearing Chuck's clothes?
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you guys forget to switch back after you had sex today?
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what's going on?
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's nature.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: He consistently does these and he does want the end of that episode that really bothered me.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like the way he speaks
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: you guys were 16 like why does she need to report her yeah was it and like naughty like the first food poisoning like okay whatever I know like and maybe the second one like how like I know she's it was him but like it was just it was too much the way that he was acting yeah like he it was giving Joe Goldberg the way that came up to her music you need to remember you were exactly I mean it's like that movie with him who played DJ
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Candice camera she was in this movie with that and she was in like an abusive really like an abusive high school relationship and this guy is like haunts like he she will look at a guy a certain way or like there's a picture of her and the locker with his arm around this girl and he's like who's that?
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not your cousin.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why is he got your arm around?
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why is he got his arm around?
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You like and then by the end of the movie tries to cool her but literally
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: but certain things that Dan does, I'm like, you need to lay off a little bit.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: If your boyfriends act in like this and high school, like your parents are like, hey, let's talk, but I'll be,
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: LVW, that doesn't roll at the time either.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is just not not tuned in, but I am like, I guess it just goes back to Surinite, you can't be anywhere from the guys I do now, because in the least brain, she's like, put that's just dating a home free.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just dating out tonight.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a full road, it's just a forrocious.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a wild, it's a wild, it's amazing, the effect they have on us.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, here she comes.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't, didn't, I can't beat the inton.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when the dance went into inton, as I was talking about plays, but I feel like it should be.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: In one song is that.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two on two?
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: to do that one specifically there's something to like jester us go about it.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is a very gesture as I don't think there's I don't know if she's talking about Georgina that gives jester.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a rena's looking at giving jester right now where she's like.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was her fingerless plus and she's like slowly one by four and she didn't have a finger curl and it's like The man walking you to the gallows It was like gonna put the bag over your head Georgina gives sort of grim re-perfibes.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know Georgina also give the other way vibes.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina gives tornado coming for Kansas gunna operate your house vibes like Abigail
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here's a thing.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair does have to run Georgina out of town because auditions for the Chrisable are coming up in Georgina and play just like Georgina is going to be the new Nellieuki.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nellieuki is Nellina is fully lit Georgina is fully Abigail in this episode at times.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like the way the
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is like, Blams, no screen as a screen as a screen.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina is as I began with in her.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Serena, you were dancing with the devil last night.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw the devil.
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw it.
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't.
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just no.
• 40:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw a goodie proctor with the devil.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: that's what you know.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what you know.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do.
• 40:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would love.
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would and I again.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I still haven't read John Parker's The Villains.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this is kind of the vibe of it.
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I would love a version of the curseable that is done in kind of like a funny modern way where we could get a scene like that where it's like they're fully in a courtroom and Abigail is like mocking
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That scene is not in there, so you're gonna have to write it.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you should read John Proctor as the villain.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there one under, but there is a, but that's in the actual play.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're on the courtroom.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yes.
• 41:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I want, no, no, no, I want Caroline, Caroline's middle finger as she like, I want, I want Abigail making little faces.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go to the front of the screen.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's on the stand.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The little faces that Phoebe's requesting and you want to see Caroline's middle finger, you can get it on the Patreon.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would be so fun.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Abigail looks ever going to be popping us.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: The story is in John.
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like panted by me, everything.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she's like, I saw that.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, anyway, so Georgina sparks and turns, oh my God.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena's just given to Anna million kisses and he leaves and then Georgina goes, you always didn't know how to leave them wanting more her first sign of the series.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what an entrance and Serena says, oh my God, Georgina, this is how I want people to greet me.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, Caroline, yes, also Michelle Trachtenberg, first of all, rest in peace, how
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: This iconic talent is a longer with us.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is brilliant in the show.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: She can do all in it.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can do ice princess and this.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's so interesting that
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's not in the show as much as leading mester obviously, but like the way that they embody their characters is very similar like they both they were doing a kind of acting and even there's a part of it that is like more than acting that no one else in the cast may be I would give it to Ed Westwick just because like when you hear him talking real life and not just because the accent like chalk is so
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Signure.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but then you like it's like pentagon like locked in character.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's the penner as the way that Georgian it.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, pen badly Blake lively.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, these are your jobs.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say it.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's his name?
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who plays knee?
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chase Crawford.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like them like it's like
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: even Taylor Momson when he gets to big things that's fabulous, but then it starts being a lot of big jays like herself, exactly.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I think there was something, I think there's me so we're fresh in when a performance like Michelle track and Berg comes on the screen where it's like she is like she is creating, it just feels like out of the ball, out of the ball park that everybody
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Serena's her screen partner.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so when we get those scenes of her and Blair relief going toe to toe, it's like those are some of the that's why those are some of the most iconic scenes in the whole series when you just with both of them you just like never could expect what they're going to do next like you just do not know what they're capable of and it's also it's really just a difference in like motivation like what motivates the two of them because they're both schemers.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: This would be a great episode to just break it down one day and sort of do like a comparison and contrast because it is like they're they're very similar but it's like they're motivated by different things and they scheme for good or evil depending on the but they each other moments but anyhow
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina's like, oh, did you get my gifts?
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, have you missed me?
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to have a cocktail and catch up.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so you're like, give the fuck away, bro.
• 44:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give the fuck away, bro.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give the fuck away, bro.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give the fuck away, bro.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will call Chock.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will call Chock.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give the fuck away for me.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll call my name.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll call my name.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Suddenly, Sabrina is sober.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she, she wants, yes.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: She like wants to present herself as like this chase to like, yes, she is like, no, I'm like, going to the point that I'm like, or are you okay, I'm like twice, are you scared of Dan?
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is this about Dan?
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what is this?
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Granny, I'd be terrified if we're doing this too.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: For sure.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think that's another interesting thing.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we haven't really seen Serena scared in this kind of way, and obviously we know that there's a deeper reason, but even taking that out of it, so much of it, I do think, and this is what sadly, obviously self-destructed behavior is what she gets into, and she's with Georgina, but an aspect of it is also rooted in like,
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: it's not she's not just doesn't seem like she's overly concerned with this opponent herself.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: She is concerned with this appointing Dan.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that is this episode like kind of just paints the relationship in an achy life.
• 45:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's weird looking at it this way because it was such like and
• 46:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love the relationship and it felt pretty innocent and like the rich girl in the quote-unquote poor boy who lives in just the newer he's so scared of losing her and it's like especially also sinister undertones like we are in the fact that he's fucking stalking her another thing about Dan is he's so scared of losing the version of Serena he built up in his head.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, exactly.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, Dan, you don't know this girl.
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: You really don't know this girl.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I would venture to say serene doesn't really know what she's saying when she tells you she loves you at this point.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she really likes you.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're making her feel different than any guys ever made her feel.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she feels like she's on the floor also.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, like I don't know and it's that it's that idea like in person being a lot of love or she's like mom He's my whole world in the mom.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she's like slaps her So I just like don't ever say that about anybody not even me But it's like the boyfriend is like beating the little the sister and like she's like I can't it's also Let's give me neither to breath or flowers for that No, she was Isn't that her in the is not that yeah, I think she in that scene when Charlie calls her
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: she's part of what makes that scene mm-hmm so impactful like she I think she's really good in that movie and I think that we should again we should revisit her acting career let's get her back on my screen look she she should be having a renaissance she just got you know her engagement torn up that's kind of the next step
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, another thing I need to say here is Georgina is also so mota.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina of Es, you're really going to hurt my feelings and you know how I get when my feelings are hurt.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, almost like the way she said delivers the lines, it's very mota-vander-wall as well.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's also an orange.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's putting...
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you know, parish also brought to Mona.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: What late in the initial, your character that is so larger than life, even in a show that's already larger than life, how do you ground that character?
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: But also the show that not every actor on the set is taking super seriously.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, in the way that like you would it like an HBO, like there everybody still seems to have an air to it of like this is a CW show.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a this is an ABC family show totally and then these actor like they just let themselves push it to another level that like not any award-winning acting, but it is.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: for some people.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, specifically, then this isn't me docking genel parish, but like, I think that Layton is all my retroactive emelists.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Michelle, I talked in Berg could be a great, but yeah, maybe.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: But genel, she's not quite, but she grew in the league of pretty old years.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's kind of worst.
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Should I pair aish?
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's hearing some too?
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone we know?
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone we know personally?
• 49:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone we know personally?
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but maybe through the great Vine, but yeah, they are getting you for sure.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: We should send our flowers.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, why already did.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: But they're just for me.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I only send my name.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you could you can send your own.
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't give your her address though.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I signed an NDA.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I remember when we went to ACL and I was like, oh, by the way, um, I haven't NDA free to sign a kebby bringing up.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Phoebe thought I was serious.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, guys, it wasn't like a one off show.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and she kept sounding.
• 49:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: All around her.
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, curling.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, if you guys this, this wasn't like any sort of running joke that you've ever been a part of Phoebe.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I try new things all the time.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I'm experimental with my comedy.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called an epic prank and if you knew it was a prank it wouldn't be epic Okay, so Jenny's getting a hot dog in this new girl.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is her name?
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: The new girl the like Little Jay But at least at least shows up and Jenny's like I got to figure out like what's the one thing that nobody in our group has and Hey, by the way, Jenny's And Jenny's like no when she pushes her to the road
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be off.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, you need to be up and not a bitch, but we have plenty of those.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: A boyfriend.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a king.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll be Joe.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny is pissy me.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, at least go so good.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Queen Elizabeth, never had a boyfriend.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I think it's embarrassing, I think at least I think, I think we need to get you in the room with Blair, I think Blair believes like you, at least you're going to be in a live girl, you can not know exactly, but I do think there's like the little like feminism, feminism things that she's saying like that and like, oh yeah, I think that Blair actually kind of dig it.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, true.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Jenny is so wrapped up in the superficial, like she doesn't see the depth of Blair.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, she can only see it in the superficial way.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like, but this, she's not hearing anything in this girl's saying.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she says, well, she only have to Spanish to conquer.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I have Blair Waldorf.
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So hmm.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, this is what I mean, guys, she's pissing me the fuck off.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she is, and only the next episode gets so much worse for her, she is intolerable.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am the one who should actually go to help out.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can hear her given what she goes to the next episode.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I just, like, I can't.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny, she just, she started her own hate train.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say, go back to Hudson.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lillie, little Jay.
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me showing up to Constance.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: With the pick, I don't know, go back to Hudson.
• 51:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pick it up.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: a dream taken in one hand and a sign in the other.
• 51:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go back to Hudson Beach.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show back to Hudson Little Jai.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go back to Hudson Little Jai.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't want you here.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: We can smell your tax bracket from here.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can smell that Brooklyn water on you from here.
• 51:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Jai, get a lot of town.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Jai, get off my island, bitch.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so the qualifications for Johnny's boyfriend, he has to be a cup and not full of himself.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has to be from the right kind of family, but not disgusting.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then this adorable pug walk spy with the sky and he's got a bunch of dogs.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he runs into her and the dog eats the hot dog.
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the guy who's like, are you okay?
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was, yeah, but my lunch isn't.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it was a fucking one
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: If Hannah had, if Hannah had delivered that line.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would have been in D-A-Rang.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She would have said it in the sweet way.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she would have said, yeah.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't talk isn't.
• 52:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know how she would do it, because we don't have the innate sweetness that she has.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we can possibly do it.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is another, it would have been easy for me.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like giving actresses their flowers today.
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you know, as I showed, but like Ashley Benson, who I'm sure is sweet and wonderful and kind in every kind of way.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That Hannah has a great, so maybe she is a better actor than we thought.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that way, don't let you as Bob.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, so anyway Jenny's lucky rude to the sky and he gives her his number and she immediately throws the number He's like fully looking at them still Hey, hey dog walk.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, do you see hey help hey help as I just call you if you think I don't know you're hey help rip rip Dumb in there, throw away Yeah, at least fishes is out.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's gorgeous I bond his number
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny for what was a lease in the trash can it is like it's there's it's it's just a lease is legs up at the just like a mean girl isn't he doesn't carey falls in but it's so funny because at least goes what he's gorgeous and Jenny goes he's a dog walker are you the king not a jester
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Jenny, you're looking a lot like a jester these days.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny, you're the, you're the freaking joke.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I forgot that we get this next storyline in this episode and just like, I really thought but you had a little bit of time.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought we had more time before Nate falls freaking head over heels for Vanessa Abrams.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: look right into the wall with us one.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is this is not going to and also could she could she be rude or do in this scene.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan is actually funny as fuck with his reactions to it.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here's what happens.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate comes in.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good guy Nate is dropping off all of his old SAT prep books for Dan.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like wait guys, this is really cute.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know that Nate was probably dropped off right on the door stop of this building, but he fully has like 10 thick books in his hand.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he did like he did come him say, you got to have sent a driver, he came by himself all the way on the Brooklyn.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the Dan, like, good guy Nate, it's really sweet when he finishes like, oh my God, you're going to knock the table over.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're literally she's like, oh, hey, they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, can you see don't see a walking stick This table is gonna do it again.
• 55:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fucked up Jenna Marshall here.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's up, dude?
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: God.
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey down here.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sitting in a chair
• 55:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's me it's me the Brooklyn Burista Vanessa I've heard of me he walks up and he's like he's like hey And he doesn't remember her name she's like Vanessa and she's like yeah, hi Nate you play a small but crucial role in my film
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some of her film lines in this episode are she's so Arya and she's like a sitting there editing her film.
• 55:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, wait, you're still doing this?
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought we would ditch this.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was like a whole school basically got shot down So then Dan walks up and is like, Nate, what the fuck are you doing here?
• 55:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know where you are?
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you okay?
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where's your walking stick?
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, well, I just hear, like, I, I am arched as I did.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
• 56:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here you go.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Vanessa is literally pissed off that Nate is here helping Dan.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, why will we all love hearing about the struggles of the idle rich?
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's got to find two to right here.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I say every practice has to say, take so we don't need your hand me down.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's like, okay, like, if I'm Nate, I'm like, um, Dan, what the fuck?
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm me,
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm, if I'm not just good guy name, but good personality name, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, you're mocking me, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a new yoke, he is my life.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying, if I'm good to me, he gives, he gives Dan a look that's like, bro, he told me a little fucking bitch.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: He told me to bring these here, and there's a total fucking baby here, and she's like, yeah, what are you doing with those here?
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: going.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Dan accepts the books from Nate and Vanessa goes, is there a reason you insist on looking so desperate and needy?
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I try to get it in a college, but as I like, like, also we like, hey, I'm not going to knock out.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not apparently this episode.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to spoil the line from later, but like,
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Of course, Vanessa feels this way.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Life is her life is her bestoyard.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so true, so true.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She then looks in English.
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's been like, that's as we were kids, venomous without provocation.
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes better than being a charity case.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, she's rude, too.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She would really, but she's rude, too.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like a great lie.
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, no one would ever say Caroline's rude, but the first line could have been a bleak, a bleak, a bleak, a bleak, a bleak, a lie.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Venomus without provocation.
• 57:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, kind of iconic right now, my Twitter bio, by the way, is the muleing ramp alien, retro self.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's that from?
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wizard of Oz.
• 58:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pitch, ten things I hate about you show.
• 58:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me the truth.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why just had to assume it was you.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was not you.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was Wizard of Oz.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're just like all about Wizard of Oz right now.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I am doing it.
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: So fully out here doing it.
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, anyway, so Native some house-mitten.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, no girls ever spot on me before this is awesome.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: She might as well like step on his foot as hard as she can and say,
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: The secret line is loaded to Abigail Middle finger and tongue out from the corner of the crystal.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are the one.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: May.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Nate like turns on his heel, walks out.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dancing out.
• 58:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see if we see him through the window of the of the.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's waiting for this card to come pick him up.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like doing heel clicks over and over.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's actually doing a little dance.
• 58:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like mid-air pirouettes.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's he don't be nowhere to stay in around.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: There he almost gets hit by a car.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, whoa.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that car is in Brooklyn.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's fully Billy Elliott out there.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: He gets scouted.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: He never see him again.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's on Broadway now.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Vanessa then pulls some of the notes out of Nate's prep book and whatever.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena Georgina are meeting for drinks.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: All these guys are sending them drinks and Serena is of course explaining I'm different now.
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like other girls.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like you.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a party animal.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a good girl.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a bad by eight with my good good guy boyfriend.
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is giving the store before the Vanderpump cast was getting seriously sober.
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is giving the stints of time where they would go or like shorts.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like sober curious.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, which means we're I'm just I'm just not going to drink.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, every right now.
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just not going to drink right now, but when you order your second drink, I might start to consider it.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: again, I'm just curious.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Serena's like, fine, we can have one drink like whatever.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena's like, I was just me funny with the guess I was being a hilarious, like, sorry.
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know the new Serena can't take a joke and she's like, can you just read a joke and she can make one.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: This kind of, this kind of, that felt offensive.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, Dan doesn't make you feel like you're funny, Serena.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: The thing else, Serena, are you okay?
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: The thing about money is that like,
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: It does give that friend who takes a joke too far and things are just funny and we are a finance podcast they just they like like Georgina is that friend who takes a joke too far and then wants to be like I was just no like everyone I was just being funny because Georgina is rich like the things that you've been doing we're like 300 bottles of champagne to the door stuff at the school what I sent you I sent you a bag of cocaine in your mind in your mind about a little white color drug
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like welcome to that so it's like there's there's some these almost like this is so bad There's something that's more forgivable about Georgina the like your typical friend who is like
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, here's the deal.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to be there.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's absolutely nothing for someone about Georgina.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what I'm going to say though?
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: However, we should expect this baby from her.
• 1:00:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we totally enjoy it.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's something again.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the wrong word.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's something more charming about someone like this.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't help but I am charmed by Georgina as far as.
• 1:01:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: The nerd to people from you to see depicted in media who like will make you like steal something from a store and then be like Wait, we were the root.
• 1:01:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was a joke.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like a little at a high school mom would say because just go with the parents
• 1:01:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in this case, the parents are Dan Humphrey.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was always mom.
• 1:01:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom's like, Well, you know, she's a little bit of an ad at the askle.
• 1:01:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she loves us.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Oh, she's a little bit of an ad at the askle.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's cool.
• 1:01:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who am I, is an adult?
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, sure.
• 1:01:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I only know Eddie Haskell through my mother saying he's got, and I figured out what it meant along the way.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the minions show up at Blair's house.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: None of the promised riches are there.
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're pissed.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair's like before we begin you need to be aware of something and she pulls up now you he's my space page.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um and she's got all the info poll.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fair enough.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Finish the quote.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Finish the quote.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not on Facebook.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know is that you're so classy.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me, you missed a word, which is fucking.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so fucking classy.
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Raewl, we're a clean podcast.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're starting right now.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so she's like, we gotta take her down right now.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I need you guys to find Nelly Yookie's weakness and exploit it.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what's it gonna be?
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I run with therapy or annihilation.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they agree.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, let's have some good clean fun like they're well-dwarf, rather than what I have her Georgian is about to do through the botchery.
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me go back to the borrowers, a little detail that I love about this difference.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like to show us that this much time has passed, is the way the Georgina's pony tail looks.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's in a slipped back, high pony tail.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like no part.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: She has such a good hairline for a pony tail, like the Georgina pony tail.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially when she's being Sarah and she always has her good girl pony tail in.
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's so good.
• 1:03:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, but it's like, it's like, it's like, as the night is going on, our hair is getting frizzier and then these guys come up and they're going to offer to buy the drinks and for a first Georgina is like, yes, well, no, Georgina is like, yes, the entire time.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I mean, it's like kind of having fun because just before this, they were reminiscing on like how they would play characters and all these things.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, it's not like you were going to keep going.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, there's just and then they have a different accents that they do.
• 1:04:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Georgina gets a call and so Rina's like, oh, I answer it.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm Nadie in the beauty queen.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: How can I help you?
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I didn't, you like, you know what I've got to do?
• 1:04:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know what I've got to do.
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know what I've got to do.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a world in which she could play.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Connie Britton and Friday night lights is daughter.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 1:04:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 1:04:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, true, but unfortunately, I think she's aged out.
• 1:04:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, at that time.
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, no, I can see it actually.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good, good point.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And mom will be happy to hear that, too.
• 1:04:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Except for no mom, she probably doesn't think like Lively's pretty.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: But not just be so small.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would be so moment by the way, like, I don't know if Mom has ever thought any girl on Earth has been pretty.
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even not just kidding.
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks we're really pretty.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just us and then like all the girls that everybody in the world thinks are pretty.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I just, she's like, I don't get it.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear like, I don't get it.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear like, I don't get it.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear like, I don't get it.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear like, I don't get it.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, Phoebe, actually, not as you say it.
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's, sorry, I, now that I'm done vomiting because I tried saying her name and I thought about her face and it was like, actually horrible, but you do look like exactly like her.
• 1:05:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what it is, you know what it is about you.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the Pignos, which is what I hate about how she looks.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was going to act as a crime when she hears this.
• 1:05:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's going to like be so upset.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, guys, I tell the story to my friends, freshman year of college.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then when I was an RA sophomore year of college, they sent in to the campus.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, fashions.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have the RA that looks like Scarlett Johansson.
• 1:05:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: They sent.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: They sent.
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, are I on this floor in this building?
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Does anybody else think she looks exactly like Scarlett Johansson?
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, that is so cool.
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And also, I was just getting to know all the people that I was working with on this like staff of like 20 people.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: If it boys included, and I was like, guys, I don't know where to do here.
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a story who looks just like Scarlett Johansson.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we are meeting.
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are meeting these floor.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that can't be right.
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that's female.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do they have?
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait, which one's Phoebe?
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can't be right.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, none of these.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever this was, it's a stretch, but which one is Phoebe?
• 1:06:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're in the Arjo.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of the boys is like, do you think she sent that in herself?
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of the, they're like me, maybe she's not wearing makeup.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe she's not wearing makeup.
• 1:06:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she was, we wouldn't have done this.
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's makeup on.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't, she's wearing such baggy clothes.
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just can't see her frame.
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't see her.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't see costume.
• 1:06:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't tell this is wearing a mask.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's wearing a mask.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So under she's all that.
• 1:06:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you know what her mask, like, with her mask or ski mask on, like, it does feel like you can see the most beautiful parts of your face.
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: She is just radiant through that ski mask.
• 1:07:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we could just obliterate the rest.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I take off the mask and we go, like, that pic knows.
• 1:07:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at the picture of a ghost on my desk.
• 1:07:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's that kind of reaction.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a call to call back.
• 1:07:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so Serene answers the call.
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like, I'm a fucking time for this.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want the drugs or not?
• 1:07:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serene is like, how dare you?
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go.
• 1:07:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she leaves.
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, at this point, did the writers know that it was gonna be a bit that she says I have to go like that.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It had every time, can we get a writer on the show?
• 1:07:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have options.
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: No one says I have to go like that in real life.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like not even in the, I don't even mean in like the way that she says it.
• 1:07:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just mean like she's like this in the context of saying words I have to go.
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not like for as many times as she says it.
• 1:07:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's episode 15.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said it like multiple times every episode.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: They have to know.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, it's her catchphrase.
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't say that about Doreet, okay, I have to stop reading Bravo comments because suddenly I remember that like other people watched the show not just me and I get I get mad at work when I'm reading the comments.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you want to agree with me and I'm I'm right.
• 1:08:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm like, it's like a personal front.
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It pisses me off.
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena College, she's like, I'm stupid as fuck, but the good news is Georgina literally doesn't want anything.
• 1:08:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just wants a party at the bad news as I freaking party.
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, I blew it down off.
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said I would be late, but not this late.
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just like, Dan cannot know about Georgie.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She can not know the Georgina exists.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgie, you need to help me.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like Georgina hasn't strike me as a type of person who lives by just gonna say that.
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, how you doing?
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe as we're all this beef comes from.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, never forget the video that we all have on our phone of Caroline and a Pennywise costume starting to do the dance, or Jerry actor dog, Elvis, and his bed, Tever got that I had a hurt knee.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did the moves anyway?
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: What brought it up?
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elvis pissed.
• 1:09:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elvis, like, woken up.
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know for this clown shit, he's like, it's midnight.
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily is school tomorrow, so I'm making her film you.
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stop putting on your movie, grade Pennywise costume, and stop making her film you.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a top tomorrow.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And hey, if we're gonna stay up this late, I may as we're gonna third fucking dinner, you bitch.
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Feed me.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You keep saying you'll float to how about me eating, too.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: How about we go feed you eating the video and I eat food?
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause I was eating.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, me and the Pennywise costume during the two on two days.
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, bro.
• 1:09:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you still have it?
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:09:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you can't borrow it.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:00
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• 1:10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:03
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• 1:10:04
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• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Paralyze.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that could be about either the costume I was wearing.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or, and you're like with it, but the speech out that was from my closet, of course.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of like, I mean, that's just anyone's day for me.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just, just then, I just, what I feel most comfortable in, and to say no, I'd be public speaking.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, when I, when I was talking to Sam, she was like, we just want you to feel comfortable.
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, okay, what if I not say love about her?
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And did I have to do the makeup?
• 1:10:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I knew that people would get it.
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I still, I still, I actually have the penny right now.
• 1:10:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I never think it off because I have a full face on.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't going to have to do my makeup, I have to, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my makeup, I have to do my
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay, so Chuck's going to come get Serena on 10.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Again, he's the Olivia Pope of the episode.
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, it's a day.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: My idea for you for Halloween in your new house across the street of a graveyard is I think you have to wear it and at least for a video.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just disrespectful.
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a great art.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Totally.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's about dancing on graves.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But what am I.
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Am I not going to do that?
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to graveyard.
• 1:11:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to dance.
• 1:11:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I just think it would be funny if you would.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: One red balloon and Anthony filmed zooming in in the cemetery.
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just standing.
• 1:11:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I start doing the dance.
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you're going to work this way.
• 1:11:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I didn't go in the graves.
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they all break.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, oh my god.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I go to fall over the chaneling fence.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get hit by a car.
• 1:11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're holding the book.
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a massive car build up in my house, because everyone's like terrified Is anybody hit Pennywise the Wow and Pennywise gets up and starts moving it.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I get it.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get another car if you walk up to the house Anthony's like what are you doing?
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I jump out of the salarium dresses Pennywise the clown
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
• 1:12:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're holding onto a car.
• 1:12:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're holding the red balloon in one hand.
• 1:12:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're holding drama in the down with the balloon from drama drama is in a Georgie S rank out raincoat.
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's in the other hand.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck's too scared.
• 1:12:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's in bed.
• 1:12:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: for sure.
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck did not like the idea of this from the get go.
• 1:12:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He got it was disrespectful.
• 1:12:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's in bad the other end.
• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Chuck calls Dan and Dan's like, hey, I've been wondering where you were.
• 1:12:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why does I'm confused why Dan thinks that it's Serena calling?
• 1:12:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is the Palace Hotel, that's why.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, you call him also.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But here's what I'm confused about.
• 1:12:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why are we answering the phone over a girlfriend like that?
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: True.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been wondering where you were.
• 1:12:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: How about a ton of your business, dude?
• 1:12:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: How about why not my husband and why don't you check dumb single?
• 1:12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you prepare dumb single?
• 1:13:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a real Anthony and I went by all the way.
• 1:13:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell my very dumb single.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm sure you know I'm like, okay, why didn't you text me then?
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so worried about where I am.
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mary's out of touch for the month.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where's the check-in?
• 1:13:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I watched a blackberry last night, guys skip.
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's when you're watch list, skip, massive, scurpe, that movie was way too long.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, hey, I've been wondering where you were and check out as you mean all your life.
• 1:13:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, listen, Serena's food poison.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I dance, put her on the phone.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come on!
• 1:13:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So now here's the end.
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm down, I am like, hey, you're the guy who tried to assault my sister.
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: With Dan O when he hears Chuck's voice, he does turn into like, suddenly it's not a CW show anymore.
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, shh, as like a James Bond.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, it's giving, it's giving.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is giving.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is giving out.
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is Dr. Duffin Schmerz and Perry the Platypus.
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess, though, yes, nemesis.
• 1:14:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Dan's like a fuck you and I'll believe you hangs up.
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next day, Dan's walking up to school.
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's trucking another insane trench coat right with a black popped collar of course.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this one is more of a burnt orange.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's red coat today.
• 1:14:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: or the orange one was earlier this one's right.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is this is the red one.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, hey Chuck, Leafs aren't alone.
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you mean my sister?
• 1:14:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You mean my literal sis?
• 1:14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't.
• 1:14:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, to end, no.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, well, before spring break, everything is great.
• 1:14:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now, things are so bad.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the only thing is that your dad's marrying her mom.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so let's cut that off now.
• 1:14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I, and you know what?
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do want to deal with my dad.
• 1:14:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's on traditional.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
• 1:14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm on traditional from Brooklyn.
• 1:14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know what thing or two, I think, on traditional.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: If Caroline and I wrote gossip girl, something that would have happened in a way.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: And when this union happened with Serena and Chuck, is that every time they agreed each other, they would without without any change in their demeanor towards each other.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, some of the lips.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 1:15:05
  [UNKNOWN]: No.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, sorry, but this is a version we wrote.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You had a different version.
• 1:15:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, they refer to each other.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: In the version, we can I wrote the kiss on the lips.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every time I see each other.
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, they're free family members.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's how we know their family.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They refer to each other as when.
• 1:15:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny and Dan kiss on all lips.
• 1:15:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's more like it because he and family from us and all, you know, the Serenessic twin twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin, twin,
• 1:15:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And guys, I think we just got our first real joke.
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's called a world building.
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me, yeah, I think of a world building.
• 1:16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so it's just really nice.
• 1:16:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Never mind, I skipped ahead.
• 1:16:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Reno runs up and gives down a hug, fingerless gloves.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: All gone.
• 1:16:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lacy this time.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, if I'm dead, I'm also like, okay, hey, hey, before the bastion was about, we weren't wearing fingerless gloves every day.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, something's ever inched up.
• 1:16:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: She took it to hide my fingerprints.
• 1:16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I commit a crime.
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, Georgina, I mean, I can't tell you.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgie, twin, twin.
• 1:16:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have the helicopter?
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta go, twin.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes like this, she puts one hand up.
• 1:16:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: The helicopter comes down, pulls her up, she's like, all right, she's just a ladder, just a lot.
• 1:16:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: We actually can't even see her here.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: They want one hand, she's like, by twin with her gloves.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, actually, we're the fingerless scubs cause of the helicopter, because it's a rope.
• 1:16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: They don't have ladders yet.
• 1:16:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, kind of a rope.
• 1:16:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I have, she goes up there, and she's able to like loop her foot around.
• 1:16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she, like, it, like,
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know if it's you fucking like silks dance or she doesn't silks.
• 1:17:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and maybe she does So Dan is like well, how are you and she's like I'm great my migraines better He's like this is how we know the poisoning and then he pushes her to the ground
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: He might as well verbally he does and so many words he does.
• 1:17:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is how I should say what he's poisoning.
• 1:17:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is something but tell me where my girlfriend is Tell me let me see your hand take the glove off take the glove off.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me see those aren't her fingerprints I My girlfriend's fingerprints Serena Serena, I need you to let me read your poem.
• 1:17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need you to read right now.
• 1:17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna give me the glove Serena
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena never saw me like, hey, the real Serena would let me read her palm anytime I wanted.
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now I know you're not the real Serena.
• 1:17:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because we have a palm reading schedule for right now.
• 1:17:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena Serena and Chuck let me see your skin patterns.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold your forearms up against each other.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, your virtual twins.
• 1:18:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I literally don't even know who you are anywhere.
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I would think for sure.
• 1:18:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or twins you might have to learn.
• 1:18:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You might have your story straight a little better.
• 1:18:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I listened to this really great podcast of these fraternal twins, TV and Caroline, and they literally always have their stories.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, this is so funny.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tonight, in the center, we Vatican City came up.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh wait, mom, by the way, did they tell you you were going to hell when you went to the Vatican or just me?
• 1:18:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, no, they didn't say it.
• 1:18:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, when I got there was really, it was interesting.
• 1:18:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: They, they, there was a parade.
• 1:18:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was a parade when I got there.
• 1:18:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to tell you this girl and it was for me.
• 1:18:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was for Georgia.
• 1:18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they said congratulations, you're not going to hell.
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you weren't going to hell, they would have done it for you too, but you are.
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, we're talking, and I said to Kelly, we said something about how it's like its own country.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Kelly's like, ha ha.
• 1:18:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, no, the Vatican City is its own country.
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, right.
• 1:19:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, is this like the nail?
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is this like the nail?
• 1:19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, no, the Vatican City's a country.
• 1:19:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, this is why Kelly is the perfect friend.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the kids are like, no.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: But no, but it is funny that she's been so conditioned by y'all.
• 1:19:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But as you guys know what the nail is, I don't want you to tell that story because I actually hate it.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I think we have told the story before.
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to.
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just hold it before.
• 1:19:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we got to move on because I'm sweating.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: pop them all, I'm so in.
• 1:19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Danny is for class.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so he's like, this is why I don't want Georgian to come back.
• 1:19:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan is going to figure it out.
• 1:19:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just to be clear, though, Dan does fully start a fight and then the bell rings.
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he says, I got to go to class.
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you have to go.
• 1:19:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, hate the way he say it.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he leaves.
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck's like, well, why don't you just like tell Dan what's going on?
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I can't.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, no.
• 1:20:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, which is making a million sweeter, the way that he's acting.
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: You see, Nelly, you heat talking to the minions.
• 1:20:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's the newest member of their club.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, guys.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's because the junior class, this storyline is electric.
• 1:20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's so good.
• 1:20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is like watching from the edges of the courtyard, like just smirking.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's very pleased with this.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's just like literally nothing.
• 1:20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: The girls can do it to get Nelly to come hang out tonight.
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I just want to be alone.
• 1:20:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: My boyfriend broke up with me at a flow ride at Concert.
• 1:20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: One minute, we were waving our hands in the air like we just in a car in the next minute, and she walks away.
• 1:20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair, in this moment, purchases a song elevator by Floor Rida featuring Tim Belend on her phone.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's giving, she is standing in the corner.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: She hears that, she snaps her sidekick shut, and she turns on her heel.
• 1:20:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's an upset thing with this episode, by the way.
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's an old heel.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, we go back to Jenny for a moment.
• 1:20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: We find out as she was scoping out boys at Dalton, she had no luck and she runs into the dog walker.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're just her.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She runs into him again.
• 1:21:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she says to Elise, there are no kings on Craig's list.
• 1:21:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, okay, this is a pre-wag arrow.
• 1:21:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It seems.
• 1:21:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:21:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then we see him hand off the dog to somebody else.
• 1:21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: We find out, oh, no, no, no.
• 1:21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's not the dog walker.
• 1:21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a dog owner.
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And those are three expensive dogs.
• 1:21:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll tell you that much.
• 1:21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.
• 1:21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't stand her.
• 1:21:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't either.
• 1:21:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they're gonna go back.
• 1:21:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the continuation of the one of the greatest scenes of Gossip Girl.
• 1:21:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair See my Mario twin
• 1:21:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tuan, what's going on?
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where's your career?
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's Nelly's studying in the hallway.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's sitting, I've never understood.
• 1:21:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: TV's love to put students studying in the hallway, like on the floor.
• 1:21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like it's giving.
• 1:21:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I won't attention.
• 1:21:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it's doing.
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nelly.
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is how she is.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: For sure.
• 1:22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh my, Arya was always studying in the hall.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't not tell me otherwise my response to her.
• 1:22:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was in her batter.
• 1:22:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was at the library.
• 1:22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair was desperate here.
• 1:22:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can tell because they're had to have been in a different way to slip flow right into a conversation.
• 1:22:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then walking down the hallway, playing it out loud on her phone for what if somebody else heard you?
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Player, what if somebody heard you playing elevator?
• 1:22:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: My flow ride if you drink timbulin.
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now he's like, turn it off.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's giving like when they turn it off.
• 1:22:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's like, she doesn't have you metal nonsense.
• 1:22:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is like she's in a tornado drill the way that she is.
• 1:22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really like, oh.
• 1:22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Player goes, now you okay?
• 1:22:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's wrong?
• 1:22:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And doesn't know he's like, here's the thing.
• 1:22:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It has melegy encouraged all of her classmates to call her niliyuki or like- It's a great bluer, it's one thing we're bluer to call her niliyuki to everybody else, but to address her as such.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: There just are some people that it's like, you just call them by their first and last name.
• 1:23:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, bluer does it to Johnny, a little Jenny Humphrey?
• 1:23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's a true.
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very Blair, I guess.
• 1:23:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: We find out what we already knew, but Nellie confesses that the song reminds her over her ex-boyfriend Todd Jansen and Blair's like, uh, Blair's here now.
• 1:23:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's down to Comporters, she's like, listen to me, tonight you're gonna come over to my house.
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna cry until it's out of your system.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You cannot focus with the song in your mind.
• 1:23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair shuts Nellie's book and says, tell me all about it.
• 1:23:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's just like Blair, your genius.
• 1:23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here we go.
• 1:23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa is at a diner waiting for someone who could be who could be.
• 1:23:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, Archibald.
• 1:23:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, King of the Upper East I need Archibald.
• 1:23:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: New King of Brooklyn.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's late and the server comes up and is like hey, Nate the usual He goes hey, Quora and Steam pouring out of Vanessa's ears.
• 1:23:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then I said like so you talked to her.
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say you talked to her
• 1:24:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, oh, so you like to take advantage of the poor literally.
• 1:24:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like this is where Phoebe texted me as she was watching the episode and she was like the gleam and Vanessa's eyes.
• 1:24:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So when we find out she already knew about Nate's dad because of this moment.
• 1:24:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's like, well, yeah, my dad's in rehab down the street.
• 1:24:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like I come here all the time and also.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I was late.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was visiting him.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I says, oh, yeah, sorry.
• 1:24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been seeing it all over the papers.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then you knew bitch.
• 1:24:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's also what's interesting is at first
• 1:24:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: when he says the word rehab, that's where the switch happens for Vanessa.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, and it's like, like, you really are like the worst kind of person.
• 1:24:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she just sucks so much.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so they kind of connect because Vanessa gets how hard it is to have divorced parents.
• 1:24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she says confession.
• 1:24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read one of your proccas essays.
• 1:24:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she took out of his IT book.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, and that's why I called you to apologize because I judged the cover.
• 1:24:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But now I read the book and you
• 1:25:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and that is, so Arya FC Blocky was vegetarian.
• 1:25:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: The concept of Nate Archbald though writing a practice essay on Noble Paper.
• 1:25:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: does warm my heart.
• 1:25:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, it does.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because also, he is in the background of a show in scratch, but in the way that is not give me the act.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is always one.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was a girl in my grade who held her pencil in a fist and I was like, girl, what the fuck is wrong with you?
• 1:25:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I would try to do it and I was like, and she had great handwriting and I was like pissed about it.
• 1:25:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you don't even have good form.
• 1:25:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even good form.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, we said good handwriting though.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that but I but it was like I was like what and why can't I make mine look like that when I write like this the fuck You know, so I tripled hold his pencil Like between like here like you like the way that they hold a joint and all the movies I love that John Malay in his sketch, but he's like the first time you're offered a joint in a teen and like a full house kind of thing It's like this
• 1:26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, so Georgina called Serena.
• 1:26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, listen, I'm so sorry.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not leaving until I make it up to you.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't get it before that you're different, but like I totally got it.
• 1:26:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've really changed and honestly it's inspiring and Serena's like, well, yeah, you know what?
• 1:26:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't really decide to be somebody else.
• 1:26:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is inspiring.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for noticing that.
• 1:26:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now that you've said it,
• 1:26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, fine.
• 1:26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get a drink.
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, fine.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've convinced me.
• 1:26:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jordan is like, why don't you just come out coming up for one hour.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll time it.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: The hardest drug on the table will be periye.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so, and it's like, okay, but I do have the SAT tomorrow.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine making any kind of plenty of the SAT tomorrow?
• 1:26:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, when you're sorry, you have to get a 200.
• 1:26:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two words.
• 1:26:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two words.
• 1:26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgia, Ghana.
• 1:26:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgia Connell, let me tell you, tight ship.
• 1:26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're in bed at eight.
• 1:26:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were in bed at eight.
• 1:26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan is studying out, whoa, whoa, hang on.
• 1:26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is backtrack, because I didn't get this enough of a moment.
• 1:27:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan is studying out loud and the loft in the same room that Johnny is doing homework on.
• 1:27:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's looking for a job out loud.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go in your room.
• 1:27:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Dan, we're just gonna go in here with a Dan and heal us.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a younger sibling behavior.
• 1:27:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It, and Phoebe wouldn't know.
• 1:27:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe was always doing younger sibling behavior to me.
• 1:27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she was.
• 1:27:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was.
• 1:27:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, he's like, well, I actually can't concentrate because I had an argument with Serena.
• 1:27:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's always like yelling.
• 1:27:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's doing anything.
• 1:27:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he didn't.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't.
• 1:27:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, holy shit.
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: This isn't a preloops.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Erad, don't forget.
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna like punch her.
• 1:27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's fully gonna punch her.
• 1:27:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, literally.
• 1:27:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, you are scary.
• 1:27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm free.
• 1:27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are scary.
• 1:27:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm free.
• 1:27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:27:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: what that accent falls.
• 1:27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You hate the new you hate the broken accent.
• 1:28:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, no, when people when people do the impersonation of the accent.
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you hate, well, I didn't, I wouldn't call that an impersonation.
• 1:28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would say I just did the accent.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just, there's something more exaggerated about.
• 1:28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just, yeah, mine is much, but like,
• 1:28:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the ALL words that bother me.
• 1:28:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You ate everything I do to him, so it's like, I can't win with you.
• 1:28:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Rupus gets home and Jenny's like, look, oh my homework's done.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I return the Valentino a to 10 hours of volunteer work with Betty at the shop and he's like, and for your reward, a new sewing machine, which actually Jenny, you get better.
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get out of your hands and he's in because your dad's fucking beat you better.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because you're on the lips, like you always do, because what do you mean?
• 1:28:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're still being a freaking be-och to your dad when you buy the sewing machine,
• 1:28:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're kind of in the freaking dog house.
• 1:28:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't really get gifts in the corner house when you're in the dog house.
• 1:28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't really come with gifts.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: You actually, you get stuff taken away.
• 1:28:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You put a fucking bow on it, dude.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: This, this, this, so I'm gonna shit if you hadn't already sold, it would be out of your room by now.
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause that's pleasure, cause that's for pleasure.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you're grown to, there's no pleasure, okay?
• 1:29:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And like you guys know that joke from sweet life is I can go to where it's like, I have to take Cody's book.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I can see that's the one here, like, we'll be upon a chance.
• 1:29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of what it, and Lily, I think.
• 1:29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not this girl.
• 1:29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: They used to do that to me.
• 1:29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was purely technology for feeding.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, you can't even read.
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're safe.
• 1:29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're like, well, no, they're like, well, no, if she's reading, because we're here, the, the, let's take a look at the sketch up there.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're like, let's take away her webcam.
• 1:29:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's no home videos and no doing the wave, no more dancing.
• 1:29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 1:29:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I can actually do it, but I can actually do the wave anyway.
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny's like, okay, so anyway now that I'm all grounded and he's like, no, no, no, you are still grounded.
• 1:29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just giving you this sewing machine because you better get to work.
• 1:29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You better get to work making your own clothes.
• 1:30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jenny's like, well, but this guy asked me on a date because I should
• 1:30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you can either walk around nude like a slide or you can get to fucking work, Jen Also this is one thing that always worked for me like it's not really gonna work for Jenny right now because she's like Well, I can't be grounded because I have a date and he's like well You're not allowed to date.
• 1:30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not old enough today me getting in trouble And you'd be like mama have a date.
• 1:30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, fine.
• 1:30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can go on the date, but that's it
• 1:30:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: when when mom got out of her having a fake ID and I was like like I said can just kiss that boy goodbye that I just started talking to you because he's trying to do and I'm like fine just take it in front of the TSA agent.
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like great.
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to jail and we have to do a conjugal visit with this boy.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, um yeah, I'm just going to find you can go hang out with the boy, but that's it from earlier Jenny was in her school uniform.
• 1:30:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was wearing her her the button
• 1:30:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: But in the, the top like three buttons where they would have been was a cut out so you could see her cleavage like okay are you in love with your daughter what no, this was when she saw the dog worker this time I just caught that I'm not on purpose, um, no, I'm saying like that's how the shirt was designed.
• 1:31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: The buttons weren't even done.
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a J-hump for your original freaking slot.
• 1:31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little too original.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, anyway, so Johnny just like a big old scream and runs away in Sanctuary.
• 1:31:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Blair and the girls are shudding.
• 1:31:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nellie's getting massage.
• 1:31:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is called Blair is like a gun.
• 1:31:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good friend Blair because she is like, hey, us.
• 1:31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got to say he's tomorrow.
• 1:31:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where are you?
• 1:31:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to get here to study like I'm just wondering how your stomach migraine is.
• 1:31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now he's like, you know what I have to go home.
• 1:31:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to study and she stands up.
• 1:31:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair gives them a suit's one look.
• 1:31:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now you he has been so lame back into the massage chair.
• 1:31:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not going anywhere bitch.
• 1:31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're tense.
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And at this moment, Todd Jansen shows up.
• 1:32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now you keys exploit friend from a flame fan of Floraida.
• 1:32:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it is like, now he cupid has arrived in the water.
• 1:32:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pen House and like like flies out of the way cushion face literally like yeah cute it comes takes his hands flutters are up and he's literally like he's like hearts coming heart eyes coming out of her head um and uh it's like when I'm hoping when I get to the cartoon when a cartoon would get dizzy like and they would have the hearts all over their shit yeah
• 1:32:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, Nelly thinks Blair and Leaves and Blair has a great line.
• 1:32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says, and it reminds me of Stasi's line where she goes, what does she say?
• 1:32:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I have humility and self respect and lucky for Kristen.
• 1:32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is unburdened by those anchors.
• 1:32:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or like, whatever, she says.
• 1:32:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: She says, I don't remember the adjectives that she's saying.
• 1:32:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: She says, thank God for Kristen who is untethered by those anchors.
• 1:32:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think she says unburdened.
• 1:33:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's better because it's untethered.
• 1:33:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm right about that.
• 1:33:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, I am.
• 1:33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, I've never said something like that in my life.
• 1:33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, I'm right.
• 1:33:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Couldn't be always right.
• 1:33:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's not the same that fortunate to be right.
• 1:33:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't it isn't it isn't a conversation with, it isn't a conversation with you, because it's like sometimes it's worth it.
• 1:33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: The answer is no, because you'll regret those by the way.
• 1:33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Blair's line is lucky for us, mental acuity and common sense rarely come in the same package.
• 1:33:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what you know what they said.
• 1:33:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was just gonna say, you know what our dad would say.
• 1:33:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this is crazy.
• 1:33:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is Vatican City a country, is this like the nail?
• 1:33:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa and Nate hung out all night, oh my God.
• 1:33:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And wait, this, okay, what do they do?
• 1:33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did she just tell him about our sister's lesbian punk band or did they go see it?
• 1:33:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because Nate says, okay, next time your sister's band is in town, I want fur on roses.
• 1:33:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they went to go see it.
• 1:34:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was my sugar candy, hey, show me that.
• 1:34:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm also like finesse you instantly become more likable if you are lesbian because like so much of her insufferable qualities are because they come off as male centered.
• 1:34:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she's as innate.
• 1:34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't strike me as a lesbian punk fan and he says an unbelievable, you had me, I don't want to say it.
• 1:34:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like offended and if it has to like what you like punk,
• 1:34:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, you out me at Lesbian.
• 1:34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Nate's like, by the way, why are you doing practice tests if you're not taking the exam?
• 1:34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
• 1:34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says I do it for Dan.
• 1:34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a filmmaker, best education for me is making films.
• 1:34:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Guys, that's a line I was talking about earlier when I was like, the world is her school yard, because I mean, guys, lines like this.
• 1:35:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not they can't they and the thing is that they only they're like the kind of cousins that are rivals like they're best friends But they are they hate each other.
• 1:35:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes 100% Or is like great my cousin Vanessa and she's also terrified Vanessa's gonna steal us or out from her
• 1:35:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, she's like, look, or he says, I've never met anyone who thinks the college is optional, kind of the day, and she's like, well, my family's artists.
• 1:35:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, we're kind of like bag of bonds like your family's whole thing is going to an IBM my family's whole thing is a school of life.
• 1:35:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, okay, do your parents want to adopt a 17-year-old and she's like, Nate, we can't be kissing if you're going to be in my brother.
• 1:35:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've heard it, Dan and Serena's, I've heard it, Dan and Serena, I'm just there.
• 1:35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's like, yeah, they're the blueprint.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're back at the coffee shop and I am like, why are you dropping her off here?
• 1:35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, I don't live here, by the way, I'm just getting my laptop and then she has her lady in a movie moment.
• 1:36:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, this feels like that's seen the end of the night.
• 1:36:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is one Vanessa does get so embarrassed and everything about her is embarrassing, but there's something specifically about like, she hasn't had these moments.
• 1:36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, these romance, like, she is still like, she hasn't been in a relationship like that.
• 1:36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a filmmaker.
• 1:36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She hasn't had time today because she's watching movies so much.
• 1:36:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, but it's like you know what I'm making them.
• 1:36:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't only no doubt.
• 1:36:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm quote, but I think she said something along the lines of this where it's like, you do have to live.
• 1:36:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: To be able to make art like you have to go through things.
• 1:36:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, totally.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: To write about them.
• 1:36:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is like canonical moment.
• 1:36:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like annoying to me will of course.
• 1:36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what's more annoying is the Nate fully kisses are on the lips and they make out they actually make out and I'm led to believe a freaking do it in the coffee shop.
• 1:36:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't know that.
• 1:36:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't see what happens later.
• 1:36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I'm like, no, but Caroline.
• 1:36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know it's not Nate's first freaking rodeo.
• 1:36:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You said you were led to believe and so I'm like, what led you to the other side?
• 1:36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I get the vibe that they're sexier.
• 1:37:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me.
• 1:37:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Caroline is a patron walking into the coffee shop the next morning.
• 1:37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was sex in here.
• 1:37:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I walk in, I'm like,
• 1:37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: never mind whoever whoever your with is like, oh, great.
• 1:37:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Caroline turn around and then like back to hair was hexing here, whoever you're with is like,
• 1:37:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: back to the off-straf center.
• 1:37:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: We go.
• 1:37:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's not better.
• 1:37:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:37:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you?
• 1:37:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying you're you're clearly a psychotic in this world.
• 1:37:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are literally walking on thin ice in this in this table.
• 1:37:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a psychotic and clear.
• 1:37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Caroline, focus here in this table.
• 1:37:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are a psychotic.
• 1:37:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, in this table, I'm a virgin who's obsessed with sex.
• 1:37:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's different.
• 1:37:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's been still still off-stuff bound unfortunately.
• 1:37:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, most virgins are.
• 1:37:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just kidding.
• 1:38:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay, so Serena and Regina are at dinner.
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Waitress?
• 1:38:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Serena, got real.
• 1:38:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Waitress comes over and is like, would you guys like a cocktail and Serena is like, mmm, I know.
• 1:38:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jordi is like, I cook for me and Serena is like, okay, you're no fun.
• 1:38:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, but you can also read it the other way.
• 1:38:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, stop defending her.
• 1:38:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not.
• 1:38:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, defending Serena?
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:38:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:38:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:38:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: The victim and what's about to happen?
• 1:38:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's not, hey, she's not the victim right now.
• 1:38:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I will bully her until she becomes one.
• 1:38:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, got him on that.
• 1:38:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, we're doing that.
• 1:38:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sergeina asks about Dan, and she's like, I wanna know, like he's part of Sergeina's second edition, like, film me in.
• 1:38:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, Sergeina, I literally feel like we've heard already on Montgomery say this line verbatim before.
• 1:38:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, I like the way I feel when he looks at me.
• 1:39:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I wanna believe in myself.
• 1:39:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you might be right in, you know what's even worse, but I think if you read it, if you read that line in the less annoying way, twin, when is it gonna end?
• 1:39:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, what I'm saying is that review wasn't enough for you, huh?
• 1:39:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, that is how Serena said it, but what I'm saying is that same line, if you read it differently,
• 1:39:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: talking about Caleb and I believe you and I'm like, that's so sweet.
• 1:39:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it really is like, okay, it's like when you watch those TikToks that are like, I'm going to read this line and I'm going to smile on this word.
• 1:39:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, then I'm going to do the reverse and you're going to see the impact.
• 1:39:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you'll see and you'll learn how to act.
• 1:39:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now I know if he was on acting talk.
• 1:39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena's like, you know what, I'm going to go call to Ann.
• 1:39:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to show him luck.
• 1:39:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as she gets up and walks away, Georgina goes absolutely berserk crazy villain mode.
• 1:40:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take some thing out of her bag, puts it in three as I cook.
• 1:40:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you don't mess with the guy, I cook like that.
• 1:40:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, and by the way, you and me were marked safe.
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've been immediately knows something was off.
• 1:40:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Pepsi.
• 1:40:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: This looks different.
• 1:40:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: This looks different.
• 1:40:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also Serena is over there taking the call.
• 1:40:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she is like, yeah, literally in Dan's life, like yelling out her, Dan's like, what the fuck are you supposed to be here, wishing me luck.
• 1:40:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, where's Dan, he didn't pick up answer.
• 1:40:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jordan is like, you know what?
• 1:40:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: A toast to the new Serena.
• 1:40:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy moly, fast forward, freaking fast forward, time lapse, we wake up, Serena wakes up.
• 1:40:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's not against us anymore.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's certainly not taking the SATs.
• 1:40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jordan is in the room.
• 1:40:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's kind of freaking out.
• 1:40:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's late for the freaking S.A.T.
• 1:40:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina's like, whatever, let's get eggs.
• 1:40:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get eggs bending.
• 1:40:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to quote Rumi of Calibra.
• 1:40:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I say, so you're first.
• 1:40:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't and say Georgina, what did you think?
• 1:41:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to happen.
• 1:41:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to happen.
• 1:41:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgina, you shouldn't have been in this room if you ask me.
• 1:41:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, like, you know, and the fun you got to have with Serena if you were going to do this whole thing to her was last name and she was wasted.
• 1:41:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's not this morning when she wakes up and realizes that you let her get wasted, let that's what she's thinking, so she's led to believe.
• 1:41:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It makes me think that Georgina really believes that this is not, there is no Serena second edition.
• 1:41:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena, the old version is in there and that the second she has a good time with Georgina or whatever, like she will just snap out.
• 1:41:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it really makes me feel like Georgina is like, I want my friend back and I know she's in there because that has, I have to imagine that like she didn't think Serina was going to wake up and be like, how dare you?
• 1:41:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there's something
• 1:41:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Totally, because she also was like, and Serena's going to believe it when I tell her that no no, no, no, no, you switched to Patron and I had to cover your ass like Serena's going to believe it because she knows she has it in her and I'm going to convince her that that it's like so dark and Georgina's like you're welcome.
• 1:42:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I didn't let you go home with one of your many suitors.
• 1:42:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guess you haven't changed as much as you thought.
• 1:42:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Serena calls Chuck again, her savior and says she's in trouble and she's like, I need you to keep the doors open and the
• 1:42:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not how it works, my girl.
• 1:42:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I said, Nate, meaning up again, Nate, you can not stay away from Brooklyn.
• 1:42:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I am just like, you're upset, you're the subsist.
• 1:42:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this is searching you for a film.
• 1:42:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's actually really good question.
• 1:42:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't trust one, I would be asking.
• 1:42:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do think what's interesting.
• 1:42:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not understanding where Georgina
• 1:42:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: in Serena R versus Nate and Vanessa Bean and Brooklyn.
• 1:42:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's late for the SAT, but they aren't.
• 1:43:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody's getting there, and there's still a lot of time before the test starts.
• 1:43:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, what time is- I think it's more, it must, the acidity must not have started, but Serena knows, as if you're in New Yorka, you know, it takes her ever to get anywhere, so I think she just kind of like, she knows you're not going to make it there.
• 1:43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: you know what I mean.
• 1:43:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I I wonder if that's just what it is because but also I guess are showing us I mean they these scenes might have been happening simultaneously but they can't show them that way.
• 1:43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Vanessa's like what are you doing here rich boy?
• 1:43:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did me say goodbye five hours ago?
• 1:43:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Nate's like I got to take you somewhere and get some art to cover for work.
• 1:43:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate, good guy Nate doesn't work like that.
• 1:43:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: You suddenly Vanessa's Vanessa doesn't care to tell him that though but she's
• 1:43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 1:43:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, he's because she's pussy-wept.
• 1:43:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I actually like, I was thinking of everything you could have possibly said.
• 1:43:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to be like, okay, dick shit down.
• 1:44:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't like, dick-matized.
• 1:44:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, without that one, and I'm not even going to repeat it.
• 1:44:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess he'd be the one who's pussy-wept.
• 1:44:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 1:44:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Phoebe got real.
• 1:44:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't know coolness.
• 1:44:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so she blows up work.
• 1:44:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we're having a full flutter should breakfast at the Humphrey's Rupus is like, did you wish your brother good luck?
• 1:44:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Very caught.
• 1:44:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, did.
• 1:44:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, and he's like, she goes, can I be excused?
• 1:44:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He says no.
• 1:44:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're beefing big time.
• 1:44:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan said it's hell today.
• 1:44:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take us and he's in the Saturday.
• 1:44:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, can you just grab my jacket off of my chair?
• 1:44:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Your chair?
• 1:44:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, it's your chair.
• 1:44:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I'll take your jacket off of the chair.
• 1:44:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's nice to me.
• 1:44:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, it's not yours.
• 1:44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's more so it's even more so mine actually next to me.
• 1:44:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's like, hey, dad, by the way, if I can hate you, you literally judge the upper side way too hard and I already learned my lesson and asher by the way, seems asher, okay, Caroline asher's all fine.
• 1:45:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Asher's not like those girls, he's nice and polite.
• 1:45:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we might need a computer sticker, like a sticker to put on your computer that says asher's online.
• 1:45:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we're like, we're talking to the character and gossip girl.
• 1:45:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So no one thinks it's weird.
• 1:45:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But wait, this line, she goes, he's not like those girls.
• 1:45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's nice and polite and he likes animals.
• 1:45:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, this is what these girls, my god.
• 1:45:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You seem to love him.
• 1:45:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, they don't like animals.
• 1:45:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he likes animals.
• 1:45:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dad, and I know you can't resist to guy like animals.
• 1:45:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is so weird, and then we found this was, okay, this like took me back though, we've all had this moment where we had plans, we get in trouble, we think there's a way out.
• 1:45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't solve it.
• 1:45:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:45:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom, finally.
• 1:45:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
• 1:45:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Duck it.
• 1:46:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cover her.
• 1:46:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, you're alone.
• 1:46:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's bad news.
• 1:46:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's bad news.
• 1:46:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Jenny, Jenny, Rookie must stay.
• 1:46:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a little Jima's take.
• 1:46:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's a big Jima's take.
• 1:46:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm dead, I'm dead.
• 1:46:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, he finds out she didn't cancel the day.
• 1:46:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bring to the landline, cancel, and I'm listening.
• 1:46:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, almost in again.
• 1:46:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, literally, I remember that those moments were like, our mom is calling so things because I still hope that I get to go.
• 1:46:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Our mom is having us, our mom is having us call, greet our friend, and then she's taking the phone and explaining what's happened and gasoline for us.
• 1:46:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's not coming, exactly.
• 1:46:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we take a look around, you're not going to.
• 1:46:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: News, Bollash, you're not going to.
• 1:46:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: News, Bollash, Caroline, you're not going.
• 1:46:54
  [UNKNOWN]: He's not coming.
• 1:46:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Nate is this is crazy.
• 1:46:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Piggy Vanessa for the SIT.
• 1:47:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bitch, she has not slept.
• 1:47:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are having a raw dog sex in the coffee shop all night.
• 1:47:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She can't hear all the SITs.
• 1:47:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: She can't hear all the SITs.
• 1:47:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think we're doing that.
• 1:47:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but that's too creepy.
• 1:47:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this is what this is what Vanessa loves about Nate.
• 1:47:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that he believes in her?
• 1:47:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so he believes in president as a result, I am surprising myself off of 30 minutes of sleep he thinks I can score a 20 I would be so pissed off a big wait a minute take me back to work I'm not taking the SD right now
• 1:47:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And not register number one.
• 1:47:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And number two, why would you think I want to do this?
• 1:47:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, why do you, first of all, you were just so fucking jealous that I'm not going to college.
• 1:47:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now you're like, actually, you have to go to college when I start or we can't be together.
• 1:47:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, Vanessa, that's a part of her plan.
• 1:47:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: She probably doesn't have any plan to pay for college.
• 1:47:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you forcing her to go now?
• 1:48:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're done, actually twins.
• 1:48:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not like Chuck and Serena.
• 1:48:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that you were like, do you, does your family want to adopt me?
• 1:48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not twins now.
• 1:48:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So your family can't pay for her to go to college is what I'm saying.
• 1:48:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so privilege.
• 1:48:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so, yeah, she's going to go take the SAT and her hot pink doc martens, but I definitely had.
• 1:48:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now you walk up to the SAT and Blair stops her, Ruff Knight.
• 1:48:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tugnelly's like crying.
• 1:48:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: They set up all night rehashing it.
• 1:48:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she drops her calculator.
• 1:48:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair are very sweetly picks it up for her.
• 1:48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tugnelly's a good luck.
• 1:48:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now she's leaving Blair goes good thing I believe in insurance.
• 1:48:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we see that she is the batteries from Nellieuky's calculator in her hand.
• 1:48:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: No!
• 1:48:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean guys, we've never seen a clearer picture.
• 1:48:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not even gonna say Mario and Mario.
• 1:48:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Luigi and Waluigi of Spencer and Blair.
• 1:48:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, yes.
• 1:49:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And at any given moment, they could be either one.
• 1:49:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Totally.
• 1:49:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, okay, Blair is the real Alex Drake.
• 1:49:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a New York astronaut.
• 1:49:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the real, it's like we've got, we're living in a simulation, there are two worlds.
• 1:49:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Inside every manner, two wolves, Spencer or Blair.
• 1:49:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Blair C's Dan is like, where's Serena?
• 1:49:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like, I don't fucking know when I'm her keeper, so I've got to find out.
• 1:49:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he's like, trying to get a hold of her, he hears something.
• 1:49:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a man or what's in.
• 1:49:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine Blair is like, oh, okay.
• 1:49:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, like if I see her right here from her, I'll let you know.
• 1:49:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, well, you, why would you see her here from her first?
• 1:49:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would you just, you know what, wait, have you been in contact with my girlfriend?
• 1:49:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Blair.
• 1:49:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have a number.
• 1:49:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Me.
• 1:49:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll help with me.
• 1:49:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now think of me as her secretary.
• 1:49:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:50:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we hear someone say they're a serene of animals in it.
• 1:50:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So isn't.
• 1:50:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like, oh, no.
• 1:50:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are not hot enough to be my girlfriends are green.
• 1:50:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm insulted.
• 1:50:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you're not hot enough to be my girlfriend period.
• 1:50:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is something you would have said.
• 1:50:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dan.
• 1:50:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you didn't even have to add the my girlfriend's Serena.
• 1:50:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not on enough to be my girlfriend.
• 1:50:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not on my girlfriend.
• 1:50:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: My drop, twin.
• 1:50:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then they're leaving the test is over Blair and Dan are leaving together.
• 1:50:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is calling Serena and as she's calling Serena.
• 1:50:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: She sees Nate and Vanessa getting into a town card together and Dan also sees it and I'm like, Dan, well, what right do you have to be annoyed?
• 1:50:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what's this feeling I see on your face about envy?
• 1:50:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is this feeling so gonna do?
• 1:50:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
• 1:50:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Green with envy.
• 1:50:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Toads.
• 1:50:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so Dan's like, you know what?
• 1:50:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I fucking know where she is.
• 1:51:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can smell her.
• 1:51:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in Chuck's room.
• 1:51:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he goes to Chuck's room at the palace and Serena sees him through the people, opens the door.
• 1:51:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena play cool all little bit.
• 1:51:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she can't.
• 1:51:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm okay.
• 1:51:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 1:51:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: In shock isn't as easy as this is the outfit.
• 1:51:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Multi-colored pastel button down.
• 1:51:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Royal purple card again.
• 1:51:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mustard yellow pants.
• 1:51:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
• 1:51:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's still a lot, buddy.
• 1:51:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: You weren't out of your stress.
• 1:51:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know it.
• 1:51:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even if you were.
• 1:51:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think one of the three stages Jesus.
• 1:51:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: One of the three pieces may have been good for Easter, not all three together.
• 1:51:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: The button down the mat set, the rush should be burned.
• 1:51:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:51:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Horrible.
• 1:51:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena and Chuck are sticking together.
• 1:51:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, we were together.
• 1:51:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was sick again, Dan's like, I don't fucking believe you.
• 1:51:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, there's a short ugly bitch who said she was you.
• 1:51:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And why are you trying to embarrass me like that?
• 1:51:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena turns around and she goes,
• 1:52:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is it?
• 1:52:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she says twin.
• 1:52:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, twin.
• 1:52:07
  [UNKNOWN]: Twin.
• 1:52:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like twin.
• 1:52:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You paid someone to take a test for me and she goes, yeah, they don't keep the doors open.
• 1:52:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bitch.
• 1:52:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're like, you asked, which is like, why is this?
• 1:52:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why is this kind of giving Walter White and Jesse Pinkman of like Walter being like, well, just tell them we don't have the amount of drugs they wanted and make sure they give us the amount that twin.
• 1:52:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: She has anything to do with the twin.
• 1:52:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: drug dealers don't listen to reason.
• 1:52:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, drugs, they've done.
• 1:52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not going to give us a million dollars when we're short amount.
• 1:52:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're not going to let that one go.
• 1:52:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Dan's like, look, I'm not mad, but I'm really worried.
• 1:52:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena says we'll talk tomorrow and then Dan leaves and checks like,
• 1:52:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is, what does G have on you?
• 1:52:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like, I literally can't tell you.
• 1:52:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Trump's like, Dan, I understand, but what is so bad you can't even tell me?
• 1:53:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
• 1:53:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't want to spoil?
• 1:53:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are inducting you.
• 1:53:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Arya and Emily show up.
• 1:53:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It cloaked in the middle of the night to Serena.
• 1:53:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: They say welcome to the club twin.
• 1:53:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got the skin of a killer.
• 1:53:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They put it.
• 1:53:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They put a bag over her head and then a bull are cop.
• 1:53:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Over there again now.
• 1:53:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've got it.
• 1:53:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just an hour.
• 1:53:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now here's the punish from we all have.
• 1:53:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Keep you have to go on twin.
• 1:53:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love them are you like where she got those and then if it's good for no fingerprints swear or is like okay I'm gonna pull your mask off you were in a sensory deprivation tank the only thing you can see in here is the funeral of the man you get old
• 1:54:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'm playing it now, and yes, I am on a constant-spirited computer, and yes, this is preparation for the sensory deprivation tank does come apart, and yep, you are in the computer lab of your school.
• 1:54:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're wearing, again, a roller cap.
• 1:54:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We took the bag off your head, but you better keep that fucking hat on.
• 1:54:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's now staple to your head, good luck.
• 1:54:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so,
• 1:54:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: someone knocks on Georgina's door, Serena says, hi, doggie.
• 1:54:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says, I don't want you ever contact me again.
• 1:54:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks she's eating.
• 1:54:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says I make huge mistakes when I'm fucking with you.
• 1:54:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's not about last year.
• 1:54:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's about last night and she has tears in her eyes.
• 1:54:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, wait, what's going on here?
• 1:54:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, there's something bigger going on here.
• 1:54:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's all beat of me.
• 1:54:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Georgina's like,
• 1:54:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you're an innocent bystander and Serena is like, if I go down, you're going down with me.
• 1:55:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then this amazing line from Georgina, she says, I don't need anybody in my life who doesn't want to be there.
• 1:55:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena says, then we're agreed.
• 1:55:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as Georgina's pissed, packing her shit up, light bulb moment, she seems to have an idea.
• 1:55:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I bet it's not going to be good.
• 1:55:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I bet not.
• 1:55:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually pretty alarming as a viewer.
• 1:55:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: For sure, we now know it's just capable of so even seeing her have the scheming face.
• 1:55:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like, oh god.
• 1:55:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh god honey, girder lines.
• 1:55:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a good one.
• 1:55:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Brooklyn.
• 1:55:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Brooklyn, you look at my life.
• 1:55:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you have the video every time you will know that every time Caroline does her
• 1:55:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, you're right.
• 1:55:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's how all New Yorkers look.
• 1:55:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like she can't help it.
• 1:56:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's easy to do it without talking.
• 1:56:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's easy to watch.
• 1:56:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't do it.
• 1:56:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is my, anyway, okay.
• 1:56:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So there's another knock in the door.
• 1:56:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: We love knocking this episode, at least good for privacy reasons.
• 1:56:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mom would, we're not gun owners, but if we were, my God, we'd all be dead.
• 1:56:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: If, if the plan that we didn't cancel and already on trouble for not canceling, then show it up at our house.
• 1:56:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think Jenny told him to come or is she actually surprised?
• 1:56:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she's actually surprised.
• 1:56:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do tell.
• 1:56:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he has really played.
• 1:56:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he introduces himself to Rupas and Rupas.
• 1:56:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are freaking softy.
• 1:56:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is really sweet though.
• 1:56:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's shown up with an entire bag of hot dogs.
• 1:56:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And not hot dogs if he'd all have Brooklyn one might say.
• 1:56:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, wait, you guys, if everybody in Brooklyn has one bite of a hot dog and I have a dozen hot dogs,
• 1:56:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: How long?
• 1:56:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: A few hours?
• 1:56:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to.
• 1:57:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was eight.
• 1:57:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: A day, two days, a week?
• 1:57:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: My dogs would eat these, well, my dogs would eat these dogs real quick.
• 1:57:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so ashes like look, I wish more of my friend's parents cared enough to ground them when they screw up, and her face was like, you couldn't stay.
• 1:57:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he does, and we have our faithful final scene, Phoebe, which he liked to take it away.
• 1:57:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: It comes right in a very cute dog.
• 1:57:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was the name of the dog?
• 1:57:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Georgie.
• 1:57:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yes, no, remember, not remember.
• 1:57:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is evil and despicable.
• 1:57:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Evil and despicable.
• 1:57:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, uh, Georgie and runs after the dog.
• 1:57:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we don't see who it is right away.
• 1:57:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We just see the dog.
• 1:57:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we see the back up of her ponytail.
• 1:57:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan, like, by the way, this isn't love Island.
• 1:57:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: He immediately turns like bully, bully,
• 1:57:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would say verbally, he's hard stripping.
• 1:57:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: We, I'm obsessed with the concept of like Caroline.
• 1:58:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine she and Caroline get home from, she and Anthony get home from a party.
• 1:58:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he, she's like, so is it with you earlier?
• 1:58:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You, you verbally stripping for the whole party.
• 1:58:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm, you might as well pull them for your shots with your clothes with your dick out.
• 1:58:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, Dan.
• 1:58:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's so funny.
• 1:58:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's talking about his grandma's cap for some reason.
• 1:58:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, let's him and I'll start a little Letterwoman's bake for a second.
• 1:58:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just matter.
• 1:58:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And don't put your wrist on her.
• 1:58:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's a storyteller.
• 1:58:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can't help.
• 1:58:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, poking a hole here.
• 1:58:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: If Dan is gossip girl and relatively they always knew that wouldn't he know who Georgina was?
• 1:58:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It makes this sinister, I would say.
• 1:58:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wouldn't you, Tuan?
• 1:58:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:58:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't it make this a magic?
• 1:58:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm with Sarah.
• 1:58:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine what that means for, like, you know, the implications are major.
• 1:58:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And no mean, the thing is, perhaps Dan and Georgina are the most similar, not Georgina and Blair.
• 1:59:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they do eventually spoil our team up, so
• 1:59:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: we'll be able to study that closely.
• 1:59:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Any who.
• 1:59:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I wrote Georgina introduces herself as Sarah and Dan sorry, but you're already cheating.
• 1:59:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he is.
• 1:59:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he is.
• 1:59:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is.
• 1:59:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And okay, maybe Sarah's more your type.
• 1:59:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say it, but I think you know better.
• 1:59:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, um, who reads and
• 1:59:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: gossip goil gossip goil's that's our Halloween costume to win no one's gonna be sick of twin I know that right
• 1:59:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No one's gonna be like, stop saying that.
• 1:59:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Gossip Girl Season 1 episode 16 is called all about my brother.
• 2:00:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody is prepared for Georgina's actions after she reveals that she knows one of Serena's biggest secrets.
• 2:00:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair and Jenny's spread scandalous rumors about each other via Gossip Girl as their power struggle continues.
• 2:00:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elsewhere Dan catches Jenny's new boyfriend cheating on her and Rufus asks Lily for some advice.
• 2:00:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next episode goes crazy.
• 2:00:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're kind of only going up to it right now things are sharing up and we're trying to get our way up to the season one finale.
• 2:00:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think they're only like 18 episodes as he's a mom we're close and that's I'm wrong.
• 2:00:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: unless you're wrong, unless I'm wrong, which is usually not the case.
• 2:00:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, you guys, thank you so much for listening.
• 2:00:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And thank you for listening on Tuesday.
• 2:00:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hope we set the record straight with that one.
• 2:00:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Real and wrong, as always.
• 2:00:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a lot of your life has to refuse.
• 2:00:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much.
• 2:00:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you didn't, that was my birthday wish.
• 2:00:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Please go leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
• 2:01:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would mean the world.
• 2:01:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell everyone you know about us.
• 2:01:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we will see you next week.
• 2:01:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And... Splat.