Latest / Billy & Lisa in the Morning / Jimmy Cash + Calling The Cops
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Morning, everybody. Welcome back. Billy and Lisa's show is on
- 0:02Speaker 1: a Monday morning, and here we go a brand new contest,
- 0:05Speaker 1: the Lady Gaga Monster Mashup. If you want to see
- 0:09Speaker 1: Gaga at the Garden in a couple of weeks, I
- 0:12Speaker 1: have a pair of tickets right now. But here's the deal.
- 0:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a mashup, a monster mashup. Listen closely
- 0:19Speaker 1: if you can name all the songs in order on
- 0:22Speaker 1: the air, if you call it twenty five, you will
- 0:24Speaker 1: win the tickets. Producer Riley cue.
- 0:27Speaker 2: It up, all right, Listen closely. Here is the mashup.
- 0:34Speaker 1: The phone. I'm gonna call eight seven seven six one
- 0:36Speaker 1: seven if you call it twenty five, and you can
- 0:39Speaker 1: guess all of those Lady Gaga songs that you just heard.
- 0:42Speaker 1: This is gonna be tough in order. Give us a call.
- 0:46Speaker 1: In the meantime. Special guests in the building, Bill Jimmy Cash.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I love this guy.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Jimmy Cash, a janitor at a school in Worcester is
- 0:55Speaker 3: blowing up? Isn't it like ten million views now or
- 0:58Speaker 3: ten million followers?
- 0:59Speaker 4: Have luck counts keeps going? Yeah, Jimmy, I picked.
- 1:03Speaker 5: That right up off of you. You're not really paying
- 1:05Speaker 5: a lot of attention to things because.
- 1:07Speaker 3: A you're gonna be at Giggles tonight and tomorrow night
- 1:11Speaker 3: and off the air, I said, oh, when is your show?
- 1:14Speaker 3: And Lisa asked you and you have no idea what
- 1:16Speaker 3: time you're expected.
- 1:17Speaker 4: No, that's you know, the janitor lifestyle. You just kind
- 1:19Speaker 4: of I'll get to the floor. Yeah, I'll make it there.
- 1:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I mean it looks like a janitor jack.
- 1:26Speaker 4: That's a compliment. That's a compliment, but a really cool ja.
- 1:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 4: It's like it's like the Santa Claus you know, remember
- 1:34Speaker 4: Tim Allen and the Santa Claus shave.
- 1:36Speaker 5: Yeah, you just grow right back.
- 1:38Speaker 4: That's just with the hair and the look like I
- 1:40Speaker 4: try to clean up and then I just transform into
- 1:42Speaker 4: a janitor.
- 1:43Speaker 5: Well and the hair thing.
- 1:44Speaker 3: You actually, I just finished the show Animal Kingdom.
- 1:47Speaker 5: I know what you're going to say. It came out
- 1:48Speaker 5: five years ago.
- 1:49Speaker 3: But it's six seasons and you've got the Darren haircut
- 1:52Speaker 3: from Animal Kingdom.
- 1:53Speaker 5: You look like a surfer.
- 1:54Speaker 4: Dude, Darren. Yeah, yeah, sir, Yeah, except they surf trash.
- 1:57Speaker 4: That's just nice.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Well that's the thing.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yeah, So what school is it in Worcester?
- 2:04Speaker 4: Wester It's Magnet School. It's an elementary school, public school.
- 2:07Speaker 4: And uh, yeah, I've been I've been in for the
- 2:10Speaker 4: city for twenty twenty one years. I've been doing it.
- 2:13Speaker 5: As a janitor.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:14Speaker 5: You know Lenny Clark started as a janitor.
- 2:16Speaker 4: He sure did. I'm following in his footsteps. He worked
- 2:19Speaker 4: at City Hall.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I thought she's following. You know, I doubt
- 2:24Speaker 5: that you're the one that was just featured on the
- 2:27Speaker 5: Today Show. How did that happen?
- 2:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just my daughter came into teach at
- 2:31Speaker 4: the school. She was doing some floral They hired her
- 2:34Speaker 4: as a floral demonstrations for workshops bouquets. Yes, so they
- 2:39Speaker 4: hired her for the week and I did a video like, uh,
- 2:43Speaker 4: you know of me being the janitor and her teaching
- 2:46Speaker 4: at the school I work at. You know, just like
- 2:48Speaker 4: how she's getting a he be in life, you.
- 2:49Speaker 5: Know, and she doesn't have your followers, right.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's she's working on it. But yeah, and
- 2:57Speaker 4: then the Today Show picked it up. You know, you
- 2:58Speaker 4: never know what's gonna You just throw trash at the
- 3:02Speaker 4: wall and see what sticks.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you clean it off the wall sometimes. So did
- 3:10Speaker 3: they come to you Today show cameras and follow you around.
- 3:13Speaker 1: How did it work?
- 3:14Speaker 4: No, they just picked it up and did an interview
- 3:16Speaker 4: over the over the phone, you know, and then took
- 3:19Speaker 4: some video and pictures and stuff like that and did
- 3:21Speaker 4: some articles on it, and it kind of just went viral,
- 3:24Speaker 4: got picked up by all the big media's social media.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Yeah. Now, is your daughter teaching full time at the school?
- 3:32Speaker 3: No?
- 3:32Speaker 4: No, no, she's a special Yeah. Yeah, so she's doing
- 3:36Speaker 4: floral workshops and things like that, and they hired her
- 3:39Speaker 4: as an artist in residence, you know. So that's what
- 3:42Speaker 4: how that happened.
- 3:43Speaker 3: So let's say hypothetically, we're Giggles tonight, tomorrow night or
- 3:47Speaker 3: whenever you let us know you got your pear.
- 3:51Speaker 5: What can we expect from your act?
- 3:54Speaker 4: Honesty? Honesty, and uh, you know, hopefully it's funny. I'd say,
- 4:00Speaker 4: just real life, real life talking about my life.
- 4:02Speaker 5: There you go again, Jerry, it has to be funny.
- 4:04Speaker 5: You're actually a comic.
- 4:06Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, so you gotta you come to the show,
- 4:09Speaker 4: you find out, you know what I mean, you gotta
- 4:12Speaker 4: you gotta come to the show, and then you find
- 4:14Speaker 4: out that's how it works.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Preview.
- 4:16Speaker 4: No, oh yeah, I'm not gonna do my bits here.
- 4:19Speaker 4: I mean, I did bring you donuts.
- 4:21Speaker 5: He did you know that was a major score.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Yeah, and he has the pink glove from Duncan.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I came in with the pink club and then I
- 4:28Speaker 4: thought I was all proud of myself. I'm bringing them
- 4:30Speaker 4: a dozen dollars. Was a greeting, and and she.
- 4:34Speaker 5: Walked me in.
- 4:35Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I wasn't watcher. Riley walks me in. I'm sorry,
- 4:42Speaker 4: producer Riley. And I go, I got donuts, and she goes, oh,
- 4:44Speaker 4: they're gonna love it. No one brings us anything except
- 4:47Speaker 4: for today. Someone brought us a sign. Tom Brady jars
- 4:50Speaker 4: me in a fame and ill Yeah, right.
- 4:58Speaker 5: Front of the frame, which is right.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you can sign.
- 5:01Speaker 5: Them behind in the box.
- 5:02Speaker 4: I'm going to sign the box of donuts in case.
- 5:04Speaker 5: But yeah, for listeners that don't know, today's the day, right.
- 5:07Speaker 5: If you get a nice coffee a dunkin Donuts, you get.
- 5:09Speaker 4: A free mitten, free minting, yes, which it feels like
- 5:12Speaker 4: a boxing glove.
- 5:14Speaker 5: Yeah, you know you can hit the heavy bed.
- 5:16Speaker 4: You imagine someone fighting over a parking spot with a
- 5:18Speaker 4: pink Duncan's glove. It's wild new England.
- 5:21Speaker 2: There's actually in Boston.
- 5:23Speaker 4: I can't right.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but Lisa, here's the part. None of you
- 5:26Speaker 3: knows about the pink glove. This morning at Duncan you
- 5:30Speaker 3: fought them for the glove because you were there before
- 5:32Speaker 3: ten o'clock.
- 5:33Speaker 4: I was there before ten and I was like, come on,
- 5:35Speaker 4: come on, said I'm going on. I said, I'm going
- 5:37Speaker 4: on billion Lacey.
- 5:41Speaker 5: Boy, it worked. I really did that.
- 5:43Speaker 7: I did.
- 5:44Speaker 4: I did. I said that. They go it's not till ten,
- 5:46Speaker 4: and I go, I'm going on at nine.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Wow.
- 5:48Speaker 3: So what happens like now you're the big deal, You're
- 5:51Speaker 3: all over social, millions of followers, and you're walking the
- 5:54Speaker 3: halls as the janitor.
- 5:56Speaker 5: Do people kind of yell at you?
- 5:57Speaker 4: The students yeah, yeah, some of them are used to it,
- 6:00Speaker 4: you know, they're like big deal. But some of them
- 6:02Speaker 4: will be like, can you sign my paper towels or
- 6:04Speaker 4: something like that. You signed my homework, my bathroom pass?
- 6:08Speaker 2: What you know?
- 6:10Speaker 5: But you're getting a pension, damn.
- 6:12Speaker 4: That's why people always go, why don't you quit and
- 6:14Speaker 4: go full time?
- 6:15Speaker 1: Ago?
- 6:15Speaker 4: Why would I? I mean, you can do yeah, until
- 6:18Speaker 4: I got to ride it till the wheels fell off,
- 6:20Speaker 4: you know, you go, you know, and if if something happens,
- 6:24Speaker 4: I'll quit, But if not, I don't mind, you know,
- 6:26Speaker 4: picking up trash. It's it's fine.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Well, what's the what's the biggest job you ever have
- 6:31Speaker 3: to do there at the school?
- 6:32Speaker 5: The messiest job?
- 6:33Speaker 4: Yeah, joy, that's a that's a tough one. Man. I
- 6:37Speaker 4: don't know, this is this is kiss one away. I
- 6:39Speaker 4: don't know if.
- 6:41Speaker 5: Fing no, I won't.
- 6:47Speaker 2: I don't have noticed with the kids in schools.
- 6:49Speaker 7: They never flushed the toilet. That's right, Yes, I'm telling you.
- 6:52Speaker 4: It's a number two in a you've witnessed that. I
- 6:58Speaker 4: haven't watched the act. I don't know how it goes down,
- 7:01Speaker 4: that's the mystery, but it happened, but it appears in
- 7:04Speaker 4: the urinal and you got to think, how am I
- 7:06Speaker 4: going to tackle this?
- 7:07Speaker 1: Well?
- 7:08Speaker 5: Right, right, right?
- 7:10Speaker 4: Or it's someone that wasn't showing how to use the toilet.
- 7:12Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 7:13Speaker 5: Now, do they call you mister Cash? Sure?
- 7:16Speaker 4: They called me mister James actually because they hit so
- 7:19Speaker 4: I go, you know, by Jimmy Cash. But the janitor
- 7:22Speaker 4: before me at the school was mister Jim. And they
- 7:26Speaker 4: didn't want to call me mister Jim. Because he freaked
- 7:29Speaker 4: everyone out. So they called me mister James. Well you're
- 7:31Speaker 4: bigger than Jim. Yeah Jim. Yeah, and I got more
- 7:34Speaker 4: fingers than he had.
- 7:37Speaker 3: That seems to be a.
- 7:39Speaker 4: Right fingers.
- 7:42Speaker 3: In grade school, I had a janitor that was missing pages,
- 7:45Speaker 3: missing appendages.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not surprised.
- 7:49Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, they've got.
- 7:53Speaker 4: I used to have a fake a flipper front tooth though,
- 7:56Speaker 4: so I used to pop that all that lunch.
- 8:01Speaker 3: You should put it in like somebody's pasta.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Oh I did at lunchhead and I go over to
- 8:07Speaker 4: a table and I pop it out and I go
- 8:11Speaker 4: Billy and Lisa.
- 8:13Speaker 1: All right, Lady Gagays coming to Boston in just a
- 8:15Speaker 1: couple of weeks. If you want to win your way in,
- 8:18Speaker 1: you gotta know the Lady Gaga Monster mash up producer Riley.
- 8:22Speaker 1: We have caller twenty five on the line.
- 8:23Speaker 8: Who do we got, Crystal from Chelmsford. This is gonna
- 8:27Speaker 8: be hard. What are you thinking right now?
- 8:28Speaker 9: Sounds so difficult. I'm never gonna get it, but I
- 8:31Speaker 9: figured i'd try.
- 8:32Speaker 8: You might as well try. It's absolutely worth it. So Crystal,
- 8:36Speaker 8: here is how this works. You have a chance to
- 8:39Speaker 8: win the Lady Gaga tickets for the Mayhem Ball Show
- 8:42Speaker 8: later this month at the Ted Garden, we mashed up
- 8:45Speaker 8: five Lady Gaga songs into less than a second.
- 8:47Speaker 2: If you can tell us that all.
- 8:49Speaker 8: The titles in the correct order, you will go to
- 8:53Speaker 8: the show for free.
- 8:53Speaker 2: So listen closely.
- 8:54Speaker 8: I'm gonna play it again.
- 8:56Speaker 5: Here is the kiss one.
- 8:57Speaker 8: Wait, Lady Gaga Monster mashup? All right, what do you think, Crystal?
- 9:06Speaker 2: Can you get all five?
- 9:08Speaker 9: I definitely cannot, but poker Face does have to be
- 9:12Speaker 9: one of them.
- 9:15Speaker 10: Bad room man just dance and.
- 9:21Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't think of anything else right now.
- 9:24Speaker 8: All right, So you did get one of them. So
- 9:27Speaker 8: that is going to help people out. Awesome, and you
- 9:30Speaker 8: can keep playing because we're gonna do it again with
- 9:32Speaker 8: the v Bros.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Right justin.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Your next shot to play the monster mashup comes up
- 9:35Speaker 1: this afternoon with the v Bros and Gianna at two ten.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Get some headlines.
- 9:40Speaker 4: Wow, incredible news every time for real.
- 9:45Speaker 7: Or sick headlines with Billy and Lisa on Kids Wannaway.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Yeah, really fake headlines. Here we go. Bill Costa really
- 9:55Speaker 1: the only tree hugger that I know crazy on this show. Well, Docum,
- 10:00Speaker 1: Michelle and.
- 10:00Speaker 3: I have a giant tree in our front yard. We
- 10:03Speaker 3: name them Charles, and we hug them every day.
- 10:07Speaker 1: There you go, Charles love That first headline here reads
- 10:11Speaker 1: environmental activist sets a new world record by hugging a
- 10:15Speaker 1: tree for seventy two hours. Real?
- 10:18Speaker 4: Whoa or fake?
- 10:21Speaker 1: Now, before you answer, Bill, how long do you hug Charles?
- 10:25Speaker 5: No, it's like a good morning hug and a good evening,
- 10:27Speaker 5: a good night hug.
- 10:28Speaker 2: So this is one continuous hug for seventy two hours.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Yes, new world record.
- 10:32Speaker 7: This seems like something that someone who loved trees would do.
- 10:36Speaker 7: So I'm going to say it's a real story.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Be careful, least because he might be feeding off that
- 10:41Speaker 3: I hugged Charles.
- 10:42Speaker 5: In the morning and at night. See, this is a
- 10:43Speaker 5: trick one. This is a trick one.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Ah list it says real.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Bill says it's kind of sad if it's real, But
- 10:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it is.
- 10:52Speaker 5: Yeah, he hugged a tree for a long time.
- 10:54Speaker 6: You're both saying real, Yeah, all right. Truefenna is a
- 11:00Speaker 6: twenty two year old environmental activist from Kenya, and she
- 11:04Speaker 6: just got a brand new Guinness World record. She hugged
- 11:07Speaker 6: the tree for seventy two hours, surpassing the previous record
- 11:10Speaker 6: of fifty hours, two minutes in twenty eight seconds.
- 11:13Speaker 11: I'm trying to tell people that we should come back
- 11:15Speaker 11: to nature because you can only co exist with nature,
- 11:18Speaker 11: and nature has healing. Also, it is to influence people
- 11:22Speaker 11: to fall in love with nature, because I believe that,
- 11:24Speaker 11: and we believe that conservation begins with love, because we
- 11:29Speaker 11: must snatcha a million people who care before we plant
- 11:32Speaker 11: a million.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Sheees he there.
- 11:34Speaker 3: You know who's come back to nature as Hollands from
- 11:36Speaker 3: the Patriots. He walks around barefoot. He's her thing all day,
- 11:38Speaker 3: every day he does. He only wears the foot prisons
- 11:41Speaker 3: during the game on the field. Yeah, he calls him foot.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Prisons chew sneakers crazy all right? Next headline here real
- 11:48Speaker 1: or fake. A man was sent to the hospital after
- 11:51Speaker 1: bursting his ear drums while trying to set up a
- 11:54Speaker 1: new in home stereo system. That's what happened to Bill.
- 11:59Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, but that's really hard. I mean,
- 12:03Speaker 3: you can go really loud without busting your ear drums.
- 12:07Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fake on this least.
- 12:09Speaker 2: You're gonna say fake.
- 12:10Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think?
- 12:11Speaker 7: All right, I'll say fake too, fake.
- 12:15Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, baby.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I got this idea because I just got some new
- 12:20Speaker 1: headphones and I had them on for the first time
- 12:22Speaker 1: yesterday at the gym and they almost blew my ear
- 12:25Speaker 1: drums out, really had them on full blast and the
- 12:28Speaker 1: song was very loud. Yeah crazy all right, next one here.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You guys are doing very good today, very very good.
- 12:35Speaker 1: The headline reads, Australian cyclist wins tour despite kangaroo collision.
- 12:46Speaker 5: I have to be honest. I saw this headline, I
- 12:48Speaker 5: saw this video.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Thank you for being honest. Yes, yes, this is too.
- 12:52Speaker 1: That's a part of the game. We work in the
- 12:54Speaker 1: business where I know we see headlines all day and
- 12:56Speaker 1: every day, so I appreciate you being honest. Bill. Yeah,
- 12:59Speaker 1: and Australian The jay Vine secured his second Tore Down
- 13:03Speaker 1: Under victory in three years after overcoming a dramatic kangaroo
- 13:07Speaker 1: crash during the final stage.
- 13:09Speaker 5: I'm hearing also there's a big crash. Now, we've got
- 13:13Speaker 5: to find pictures of that.
- 13:14Speaker 4: There's been a crash in the peloton there.
- 13:16Speaker 12: It is as a kangaroo has jumped into before the
- 13:23Speaker 12: oak jersey has gone down. Jay Von has been affected
- 13:26Speaker 12: one of his teammates from the UAE. Another disaster for
- 13:29Speaker 12: the UAE team Emirates Jay Vonn He's up and riding again,
- 13:33Speaker 12: moving away unfortunately. One of the hazards of racing in
- 13:37Speaker 12: Australia in the regions.
- 13:41Speaker 2: What happened to the kangaroo?
- 13:43Speaker 1: It ran away?
- 13:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I got up and ran away, got up and
- 13:45Speaker 5: ran a little bit of a hitch.
- 13:46Speaker 1: It might have been an accident. But you see the
- 13:49Speaker 1: videos of the kangaroos fighting.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Oh, I love kangaroos. I have a funny thing at
- 13:53Speaker 3: home with He's a good boy. If I say I
- 13:56Speaker 3: trained him for this.
- 13:57Speaker 5: If I say your kangaroo and he gets up.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Like this, oh my god, I saw that at your house.
- 14:02Speaker 1: I saw that.
- 14:03Speaker 3: It's a perfect kangaroo pulls.
- 14:07Speaker 2: And we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Good morning friends, Welcome back. Billy Lisa show is on
- 14:13Speaker 1: on Monday morning. You got me justin Billy, Lisa and Bill,
- 14:18Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me like that?
- 14:19Speaker 5: So you called the police on someone this week?
- 14:21Speaker 1: Uh? Well, thank you, thank you for saying that. Yes,
- 14:26Speaker 1: I did something I've never done in my entire life.
- 14:29Speaker 1: And if you know that my history of my life
- 14:31Speaker 1: it's something that you know, I was always not not against,
- 14:35Speaker 1: but never did. And that was called the police. But yeah,
- 14:38Speaker 1: I called the police. And you know what's interesting, when
- 14:40Speaker 1: you call the police, they show up. It's amazing. Uh No,
- 14:46Speaker 1: what happened was last week there was a weird truck
- 14:50Speaker 1: in my neighborhood. Now you know, I know I'm missed
- 14:52Speaker 1: a neighborhood guy now, but this truck kept reappairing every
- 14:56Speaker 1: night on my neighbor and I live on a cul
- 14:58Speaker 1: de sac. There's never you have no reason to come
- 15:00Speaker 1: down my street. It's a dead end unless you lived there.
- 15:04Speaker 1: So the truck was there on Tuesday night, it was
- 15:06Speaker 1: there on Wednesday night, and so, like, I just didn't
- 15:09Speaker 1: think anything of it. I thought it was weird. And
- 15:11Speaker 1: then one night my son's like, why is that weird
- 15:13Speaker 1: truck back again? It's right ouside his bedroom window. He
- 15:16Speaker 1: thought it was weird. And then on Friday night the
- 15:19Speaker 1: truck was back again, but it kept moving to different
- 15:22Speaker 1: parts of the street, and I thought it was weird.
- 15:24Speaker 1: So my wife left to go do something and she said,
- 15:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up and look in and see what
- 15:30Speaker 1: it looks like. Yeah, and so she texted me and
- 15:32Speaker 1: said it's a person, but their head is kind of
- 15:36Speaker 1: slumped over, so they're either on their phone or they're
- 15:39Speaker 1: slumped over.
- 15:40Speaker 5: And then I thought, oh scary.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Yeah, so I said, oh, let me call and just
- 15:44Speaker 1: make sure you know, yeah, it's okay. So I ended
- 15:48Speaker 1: up calling the police, and sure enough, the police came,
- 15:51Speaker 1: but the guy, the person left before they came. So
- 15:54Speaker 1: when the police came, they said, yeah, we've been getting
- 15:56Speaker 1: a lot of reports of this truck, this certain truck.
- 15:58Speaker 1: They had like a logo and I'm not going to
- 16:00Speaker 1: say what it was. And he said, we're looking for
- 16:03Speaker 1: this this truck to see what's going on, but multiple
- 16:05Speaker 1: people have been calling about this in the neighborhood.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Okay, so you're saying this truck was there over the
- 16:11Speaker 3: course of several days, yes.
- 16:13Speaker 5: Right in and out.
- 16:14Speaker 3: But the moment you called police, the truck left. You know,
- 16:18Speaker 3: why he's monitoring police radio.
- 16:20Speaker 5: Maybe that's what the crook. He's monitoring the police radio.
- 16:24Speaker 1: What are they doing? I don't know, and why is
- 16:26Speaker 1: it why they I should say that because I don't
- 16:28Speaker 1: know if it's a man or a woman. Why are
- 16:30Speaker 1: they moving to different parts of the street. I don't
- 16:32Speaker 1: get that.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Why didn't you go ask I thought about your family.
- 16:36Speaker 3: I noticed your truck has been here for several days,
- 16:39Speaker 3: you're moving around.
- 16:40Speaker 5: We just want to know what's going on.
- 16:42Speaker 1: That's I don't know. I didn't know what was going on.
- 16:44Speaker 3: Why have all those muscles if you can't aggressively pursue something.
- 16:48Speaker 2: I think you did the right thing justin.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of felt weird. It was like I
- 16:53Speaker 1: picked up the phone and I called the police, and
- 16:56Speaker 1: they're like, what's your emergency? And I said, listen, there's
- 16:59Speaker 1: a weird truck in the neighborhood. It's been moving around
- 17:01Speaker 1: for several days. And my wife drove by and it
- 17:04Speaker 1: looked like the person was kind of not maybe not
- 17:07Speaker 1: doing well, not sure it. Can you just check it out?
- 17:09Speaker 1: That's it.
- 17:09Speaker 3: It's an interesting flip when you think of it, think
- 17:11Speaker 3: of how many times you had the police called on
- 17:14Speaker 3: you many many times, many many times. This is an
- 17:17Speaker 3: interesting choice. So you still don't know anything. We still
- 17:19Speaker 3: don't know anything.
- 17:20Speaker 1: It's the truck is there's an APB on this truck
- 17:23Speaker 1: to find out what's going on.
- 17:25Speaker 5: So, Lisa, did you ever call the police?
- 17:26Speaker 12: Oh?
- 17:27Speaker 2: Several times?
- 17:27Speaker 5: Yeah? Really like what kind of a report.
- 17:30Speaker 7: Once because I smelled gas, So I was like, there's
- 17:34Speaker 7: something going on in the house. I'm really nervous. It
- 17:35Speaker 7: is when the kids were really young. So they came
- 17:38Speaker 7: and they told us to get out of the house.
- 17:39Speaker 7: So that was And then there was another time where
- 17:42Speaker 7: there was such a loud noise that it was like
- 17:46Speaker 7: in the summertime, and it was it just kept going
- 17:48Speaker 7: on and on and on. It was like a car
- 17:50Speaker 7: alarm or something, and it was so loud and it
- 17:53Speaker 7: went on for hours, and I called them to just say, hey,
- 17:56Speaker 7: do you guys know what this is?
- 17:58Speaker 2: And so they were pretty helpful with that.
- 18:00Speaker 7: And then there was one other time where there was
- 18:03Speaker 7: some work being done in front of our house and
- 18:05Speaker 7: they shine one of those giant you know those giant
- 18:07Speaker 7: like Logan airport spotlights. Oh yeah, you had shined it
- 18:11Speaker 7: right into the bedroom, like right at the front of
- 18:14Speaker 7: the house like all hours of the day for like
- 18:16Speaker 7: several days. Yeah, And I was I called him, I
- 18:19Speaker 7: was like, do you guys know what's going on with this?
- 18:21Speaker 7: Because I can't like there's I can't sleep, like there's
- 18:24Speaker 7: just yeah, there's so much light pouring through the house.
- 18:27Speaker 3: I thought of one justin you gotta love this one,
- 18:30Speaker 3: so you have, yes, Oh well, I made a domestic
- 18:34Speaker 3: call once or twice when I was a child, but
- 18:37Speaker 3: I just thought of this other one. So Doukie and
- 18:39Speaker 3: I and a couple of buddies had broken into this place.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Just the gang Boy days. I guess gang boy lightly.
- 18:49Speaker 3: So we broke into this place right, And then like
- 18:52Speaker 3: a half hour into goofing around in this place, the
- 18:55Speaker 3: cops pulled up and they wouldn't leave. And I think
- 18:58Speaker 3: I may have told you the story. At one point,
- 19:00Speaker 3: the canines get out of the car. And when I
- 19:03Speaker 3: tell you, these canine dogs leapt a ten foot fence
- 19:08Speaker 3: like it wasn't there.
- 19:09Speaker 1: You never want the dog like.
- 19:10Speaker 3: You see them coming with teeth showing right, and now
- 19:13Speaker 3: we're thinking, oh, what's grewed? They're coming in. So two
- 19:16Speaker 3: or three hours later, we're still hiding in corners of
- 19:18Speaker 3: this building and the cops are still outside. We called
- 19:22Speaker 3: the police and reported something two blocks away.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Oh you.
- 19:28Speaker 5: Long enough for us to get out of Brittany. If
- 19:32Speaker 5: you call the cops on someone.
- 19:35Speaker 9: Good morning.
- 19:35Speaker 7: Yes.
- 19:36Speaker 9: I had to call the cops once I was leaving
- 19:39Speaker 9: a store in a big shopping plaza, and there was
- 19:44Speaker 9: a couple having a very loud domestic dispute, like in
- 19:48Speaker 9: the parking lot. They were in their vehicle, the Mail
- 19:51Speaker 9: was driving. The female got out of the passenger seat
- 19:54Speaker 9: and started walking towards one of the stores like she
- 19:56Speaker 9: was going to go inside, and the Mail TETs at
- 20:00Speaker 9: her out the window to get back in the car,
- 20:02Speaker 9: Get back in the car. She kept saying no. Well,
- 20:04Speaker 9: finally he put the cart in drive and gunned it
- 20:08Speaker 9: straight at her, almost hit the front of the store
- 20:12Speaker 9: like he handed up on the curb, almost hit the
- 20:15Speaker 9: front of the store, almost hit her. She had to
- 20:18Speaker 9: run into the store. I ran out of my car,
- 20:22Speaker 9: took a picture of his license plate, ran back into
- 20:25Speaker 9: the car, and called the cops immediately.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah, good for you.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Got scary. Well that's how he could have killed her.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Yeah, good for you. That's a good call. And like
- 20:34Speaker 5: you say, justin you call the cops, they.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Come, They show up. Yeah, yeah, they actually show up.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Let's go to Christina in Hanover, Massachusetts. Christina, you called
- 20:45Speaker 3: the cops on someone?
- 20:47Speaker 10: I sure did. I had to call the cops on
- 20:50Speaker 10: the Easter Bunny and the photographer at a local mall.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Oh my God, this is what happened.
- 20:58Speaker 10: So my kids are getting their picture taken and I
- 21:01Speaker 10: was doing a typical mom jumping up and down, and
- 21:03Speaker 10: then I realized I went to go take the picture
- 21:05Speaker 10: with the years. After that there my phone was missing,
- 21:09Speaker 10: and I knew I brought it, and the bunny and
- 21:12Speaker 10: the photographer were at the break room because their shift
- 21:14Speaker 10: was over. So I looked at the person working there
- 21:16Speaker 10: and I was like, you don't think and he was like,
- 21:18Speaker 10: I actually don't know.
- 21:19Speaker 9: Them that well.
- 21:20Speaker 10: So I was like, oh my gosh, here we go.
- 21:22Speaker 10: So I used his phone to call the police and
- 21:26Speaker 10: then I on the In the meantime, I followed them
- 21:28Speaker 10: out of them all with my double stroller to the
- 21:31Speaker 10: bus stop, similar to I think Jen, and I think
- 21:33Speaker 10: Jen would pull this, not justin but Jen would have
- 21:36Speaker 10: done the same thing.
- 21:36Speaker 5: So wait a minute, the Easter bunny stole your phone? Crook?
- 21:41Speaker 10: Correct, Yes, the east of the purse the woman dresses
- 21:45Speaker 10: the Easter Bunny had taken my phone. They found it
- 21:47Speaker 10: at the bus stop behind where they were sitting.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Yeah, children listening right now in the car with their parents,
- 21:52Speaker 1: that's not the real Easter Bunny.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Yah. Yeah, everybody wants to be the Easter Bunny. There's
- 21:59Speaker 5: only one.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, wow, wow, wow, that was weird.
- 22:10Speaker 13: Justin are you telling me you guys have your own
- 22:13Speaker 13: Harry and Marv checking out the neighborhood waiting.
- 22:17Speaker 2: For you guys all to go on vacation so they can.
- 22:21Speaker 13: Ransack everybody's house because I'm kind of jealous.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Now it's just one person, and the truck hasn't shown
- 22:30Speaker 1: up since now, not since Friday night. They left.
- 22:34Speaker 3: It was your call, I think. I'm telling you they monitor.
- 22:36Speaker 3: That's what these thieves do. They monitor the police radios
- 22:39Speaker 3: to make sure nobody's in the area.
- 22:41Speaker 1: That's funny you say that because as soon as I called,
- 22:44Speaker 1: the truck left. They're like six times during the week.
- 22:48Speaker 1: And it was the moving up and down the street
- 22:50Speaker 1: that was weird. And then the turning on and off
- 22:52Speaker 1: of the truck was very busy.
- 22:54Speaker 5: You know what it is.
- 22:55Speaker 3: They see all these fancy parties at your house and
- 22:57Speaker 3: they were casing your place.
- 22:59Speaker 1: You think, Yeah, they were moving around my house.
- 23:01Speaker 3: Because they wanted to see other entrances accesses to the house.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Okay, this this is not good. Yeah, this is not well.
- 23:08Speaker 1: They haven't come back.
- 23:09Speaker 3: That's why you should have gone over to the truck,
- 23:12Speaker 3: dropped your pants and shown them your quad.
- 23:15Speaker 1: No, Billy, that would have.
- 23:19Speaker 7: Yeah, the police would have been called for a different Reasonsure.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Exactly wants me to go confront confront the person, so
- 23:26Speaker 1: there's a scene in the news story so he can
- 23:31Speaker 1: his news It would be his lead story.
- 23:32Speaker 5: I'd have to call in sick and take the day
- 23:34Speaker 5: off if that happened.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know how you're coming to work.
- 23:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 23:37Speaker 14: I was working at a smoothie place, not going to
- 23:41Speaker 14: say the name, but all the walls were like huge
- 23:44Speaker 14: glass windows, and a coworker and I had to call
- 23:47Speaker 14: the cops on a man who was hanging out right
- 23:52Speaker 14: outside of the smoothie shop and he pulled down his
- 23:56Speaker 14: pants and took a dump.
- 23:59Speaker 7: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios, we're back
- 24:03Speaker 7: with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 24:05Speaker 1: And we're into the final hour of the Billy and
- 24:07Speaker 1: Lisa Show on a Monday morning. You got justin here,
- 24:09Speaker 1: Billy Lisa, and a reminder, our talkbacks are always open.
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- 24:35Speaker 15: So my best friend knows that I listen to your
- 24:37Speaker 15: show every morning and I love you guys. So she
- 24:39Speaker 15: sent me a screenshot of this guy that she matched
- 24:42Speaker 15: with on Hinge, who said in his profile that the
- 24:46Speaker 15: doorkiest thing about him is that he calls into the
- 24:49Speaker 15: Billy and Lisa in the Morning show all the time.
- 24:53Speaker 15: I said, Ah, you need to get to know him
- 24:55Speaker 15: so that I can know like who he goes by
- 24:57Speaker 15: as a talkbacker.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Give him a chance based on out alone, I agree.
- 25:02Speaker 2: I wonder if it's the guy the golfer, Oh no
- 25:05Speaker 2: with the caddy.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Yeah, Morning crew know of the caddy here.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be single, I believe.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Yeah, but she probably would have said something about the
- 25:13Speaker 3: fact that he travels all the time.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, Well that's this is a two part thing here.
- 25:19Speaker 1: The first thing is, yeah, who is it? Which talkbacker.
- 25:22Speaker 1: If you think you know who it is, or if
- 25:24Speaker 1: it's you leave us a talkbacker, give us a call
- 25:26Speaker 1: eight seven seven six one seven one one. Wait. But
- 25:29Speaker 1: the other thing, why is it dorky to call into
- 25:31Speaker 1: this show?
- 25:32Speaker 5: Well, first thing, we're not a dorky show. Noah, Okay, everyone.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Has their opinion. We understand that it's.
- 25:38Speaker 5: A lot of money at stake here.
- 25:40Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people play keino, you know,
- 25:42Speaker 3: they go to the casinos, they do the swap machines.
- 25:44Speaker 3: We give away money every day on this show. So
- 25:47Speaker 3: I don't look at it as dorky if you're checking
- 25:49Speaker 3: in with our show.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Although I see what you know he's being. You know,
- 25:52Speaker 1: he's being light and funny. Right, this is the dorkiest
- 25:55Speaker 1: thing I do. Do you do anything dorky billy?
- 25:59Speaker 5: Currently? Wow, I don't know.
- 26:02Speaker 3: I got to thinking, I guess I watch a lot
- 26:04Speaker 3: of dorky TV.
- 26:06Speaker 2: You do, Yeah?
- 26:07Speaker 3: Right, I mean I watched the Lifetime that book. Okay,
- 26:09Speaker 3: it doesn't get any dorky.
- 26:11Speaker 16: Put that at the top of the list. And it's
- 26:13Speaker 16: humiliating to my wife. Every time she walks in I've
- 26:16Speaker 16: got a Lifetime movie on. She starts calling friends and
- 26:20Speaker 16: telling them that you won't believe what he's Oh.
- 26:21Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and that's been consistent throughout your entire life
- 26:26Speaker 7: ever since.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I've known you a lifetime guy.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Well, melrose Place on Dorky TV, I think is my
- 26:31Speaker 3: dorkiest thing, okay.
- 26:33Speaker 7: Lise, Oh, I do a lot of dorky things. I
- 26:35Speaker 7: mean I started a book club. It's pretty dorky. Is like,
- 26:41Speaker 7: do I have that bird app? You know that I
- 26:44Speaker 7: listened to the.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Bird is so dorky.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Very yeah.
- 26:50Speaker 7: And I play wordle and that's very dorky too.
- 26:53Speaker 5: Yeah, very yeah.
- 26:57Speaker 1: I'm very dorky. But list people might not know that
- 27:00Speaker 1: about you, No, I know.
- 27:02Speaker 7: But yeah, that's the other side of me that yeah,
- 27:05Speaker 7: if you don't know me. But yeah, I'm definitely I've
- 27:07Speaker 7: been called dorky.
- 27:08Speaker 5: Well, you were also a.
- 27:09Speaker 7: Catechist, Yeah, I talk. Yeah for five years I taught
- 27:12Speaker 7: faith formation.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean I was trying to do a
- 27:16Speaker 2: good thing for my kids and for the community.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I forgot about the bird app. That's not
- 27:21Speaker 1: something I wanted to get for my wife because she
- 27:23Speaker 1: kind of watches the birds in the backyard.
- 27:25Speaker 2: It's called Merlin, that's what it is.
- 27:27Speaker 1: And I forgot that you did it too.
- 27:29Speaker 3: Well, it's one thing for the bird app but if
- 27:31Speaker 3: you're out looking at bird sets, I do stage five.
- 27:36Speaker 4: Dork Okay, you know you've got the.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Glasses and the binoculars and the weird jacket.
- 27:41Speaker 1: A weird jacket, no, like my wife will do that.
- 27:45Speaker 1: You know in the summertime. Oh look at that bird.
- 27:47Speaker 3: You know now, my childhood buddy, John Campbell has always
- 27:51Speaker 3: been a birder, a bird watcher. He can tell you
- 27:54Speaker 3: any bird, what it is, where it's from, what it does.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Yeah. People are really into it. I mean they have
- 27:58Speaker 1: these the cameras that you can put back back there,
- 28:02Speaker 1: like in a bird feeder, and it will identify the
- 28:05Speaker 1: birds and tell you all about it.
- 28:07Speaker 3: Well wait a minute, justin you've got the chicken henhouse.
- 28:10Speaker 3: That's dorky.
- 28:11Speaker 1: N it's my wife's though, But.
- 28:13Speaker 5: You're very involved. Yeah.
- 28:15Speaker 1: By the way, they're slacking the chicken on the eggs.
- 28:17Speaker 1: I guess in the winter they slow down and you
- 28:20Speaker 1: have to get out there asap because the eggs freeze,
- 28:24Speaker 1: so they lay the eggs. I went out there yesterday
- 28:25Speaker 1: there were five eggs, all frozen, cracked, frozen solid.
- 28:29Speaker 5: And this is you who's not involved.
- 28:31Speaker 1: I just eat the eggs. That's it when it comes
- 28:34Speaker 1: to dorky things for me, something that people might not know.
- 28:37Speaker 1: I have a fascination with pyramids in Egypt. Yeah, like
- 28:42Speaker 1: it's you know, it's one of the Earth's mysteries how
- 28:44Speaker 1: the pyramids were built. So I like listening to podcasts
- 28:47Speaker 1: and YouTube videos. I got on these rabbit holes on
- 28:50Speaker 1: how the pyramids were built. Why don't you go there?
- 28:53Speaker 1: That's actually a dream of mine to go. How did
- 28:57Speaker 1: they do it? How did they look? And all of
- 28:59Speaker 1: those owns, all the bare hands.
- 29:02Speaker 5: Wow?
- 29:02Speaker 4: Yeah, thousands of years ago and they built the great
- 29:05Speaker 4: Pyramids of Egypt.
- 29:07Speaker 5: Wait for it, many of the workers probably hadn't gone
- 29:10Speaker 5: to red.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:16Speaker 7: It's kids one way, and we're back with the Villy
- 29:19Speaker 7: and Lisa in the morning.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I just about wrapping things up on this Monday morning.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Thank you as always for joining our show. We hope
- 29:26Speaker 1: we entertained you made you laugh. I'll give you a
- 29:28Speaker 1: little bit of an escape from the craziness of life.
- 29:31Speaker 1: And a couple of minutes ago, we were buzzing amongst
- 29:32Speaker 1: ourselves about traits that we like and don't like about
- 29:35Speaker 1: each other and ourselves. For example, Lisa always has to
- 29:39Speaker 1: be on time. She can never be late.
- 29:41Speaker 9: What do you think certain mornings, my wife will try
- 29:44Speaker 9: to help out. We have three kids, and she'll run
- 29:47Speaker 9: in and make all the beds for the kids and
- 29:50Speaker 9: then make our bed. But the problem is she doesn't
- 29:53Speaker 9: tuck anything in.
- 29:53Speaker 11: Nothing gets lined up, and I end up having to
- 29:56Speaker 11: go back and make everybody's beds over again.
- 30:00Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like that.
- 30:01Speaker 3: I need a you know, a taut bed when I
- 30:03Speaker 3: get to bed at night. You know, I like to
- 30:05Speaker 3: tuck everything nice and tight, pull it tight, taut, and
- 30:07Speaker 3: then tuck it on them.
- 30:08Speaker 2: So when your wife makes the bed, do you go
- 30:10Speaker 2: home and remake it?
- 30:11Speaker 3: And she knows I'm going to Oh my god, yeah,
- 30:14Speaker 3: and now she's kind of stopped making it.
- 30:16Speaker 7: Well yeah, I mean that's like, yeah, you have to
- 30:19Speaker 7: accept it.
- 30:19Speaker 5: And look, I'm not easy to live with debt or.
- 30:22Speaker 4: Work with Wednesday.
- 30:24Speaker 17: This is caim my trait. My girls would say that
- 30:28Speaker 17: as I talk too much. Surprise surprise, my grandson Landa
- 30:33Speaker 17: got baptized Sunday. We're at a new church, and they
- 30:37Speaker 17: said that.
- 30:37Speaker 5: He behaved better than I did.
- 30:39Speaker 17: Apparently they counted I said twelve times how much I
- 30:42Speaker 17: love the music, and also like when someone tell them
- 30:47Speaker 17: the story, I chomp at the bit to tell mine.
- 30:49Speaker 17: But guess what, I was sick for Christmas and everybody
- 30:52Speaker 17: missed me.
- 30:52Speaker 5: So there's that.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Yeah, people talk too much. That's definitely a trait. Yeah,
- 30:57Speaker 1: you know, talking way too much, interrupting, not listening, that's
- 31:00Speaker 1: a definite trait.
- 31:01Speaker 5: No one else bugs me.
- 31:02Speaker 3: If there are some people that just tell the same
- 31:05Speaker 3: stories all the time, You're like, like, they never told
- 31:08Speaker 3: it to you, and they told it dozens and dozen.
- 31:11Speaker 5: Do I do that? Yeah?
- 31:13Speaker 1: That every day. I've heard every single story.
- 31:16Speaker 2: Well you forget that.
- 31:18Speaker 1: You told us the story, Oh my god, And I
- 31:21Speaker 1: listened intently. It's the first time every time. Yeah.
- 31:24Speaker 5: See, my wife won't even fake it. She'll just she'll
- 31:26Speaker 5: just walk away.
- 31:27Speaker 1: And roll around.
- 31:28Speaker 5: I've heard this one.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Okay, this is the point now were producer Riley, who's
- 31:32Speaker 1: the newest member of the show, has heard all the
- 31:34Speaker 1: stories too.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:35Speaker 1: I noticed that the other day.
- 31:36Speaker 5: I was telling us, shy, Yeah you heard this, billy.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she shut you. She shut me right off.
- 31:40Speaker 1: I just let you talk.
- 31:41Speaker 13: It's fine, Good morning, this is Ali. Hope you're all
- 31:44Speaker 13: having a great morning calling in for the topic of
- 31:48Speaker 13: the day. I used to be a massive people pleaser
- 31:52Speaker 13: and I cared way too much what people thought of me.
- 31:57Speaker 13: And I'm just going to give a shout out to
- 31:59Speaker 13: the let Them book form Mel Robbins totally changed my life.
- 32:03Speaker 7: Yeah, I have to say, I am a chronic people
- 32:06Speaker 7: please her too, and that book did help me a
- 32:08Speaker 7: little bit with sort of just like being like, Okay,
- 32:11Speaker 7: you know, I don't have to like make everybody happy.
- 32:14Speaker 5: Let them yep, and let you.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's let them and then let me. Okay, ye.
- 32:24Speaker 5: Book she's coming out with.
- 32:25Speaker 12: It's one thing that I think my husband hates, absolutely
- 32:30Speaker 12: hates about.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Me, is that I am always right.
- 32:38Speaker 1: She is always right. You got to just give up. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:41Speaker 1: the wife is the girlfriend, always right. It just makes
- 32:44Speaker 1: a much easier life. Happy wife, happy life. That's right.
- 32:47Speaker 7: Okay.
- 32:47Speaker 17: For the one trait I cannot stand in a partner
- 32:50Speaker 17: is if you're a slob and you can't pick up
- 32:52Speaker 17: after yourself.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Like I said, we're partners. I'm not your mother. I'm
- 32:55Speaker 4: not cleaning up after you pick it up. Slob, Come bob,