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It's a romantic night! You can't be smelling chitlins! · Yo Gavel Gavel! - Court TV Commentary

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This is a bramble jam podcast this week on your gabbl gavel. If you
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pay all of the security deposit but only half the rent, does your landlord
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owe you anything back? And you own a pig? Judge Judy's getting in
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the sky. And if you're a chef and you bring Shetlands to a romantic
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to a romantic night, is that bad? Judge Steve Harvey telles it's real
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people in cases take justice. This is your gabble gabble, April fools Ninjas.
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There's a gavel, April fools ninjas. You thought there wasn't gonna be
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a gavel. There is one. It's just late music softer than normal?
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Or is that just where we are? No, it was loud at the
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beginning, and then we cut it down down a little bit. It was
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a different production. I think, No, it's the same. I always
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say it goes by atle bit so I can hear it. I wasn't wearing
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my headphones, so it's possible was definitely less than But I feel like I
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brought to read normal spot. We will not hear about it. I promise,
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hello, everybody, what's up? Man? Best April Fools joke you've
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ever had late gavel great, April, No, I got, I really
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did this. I've told you this story, right, I had to teach
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you. I don't know the details. Elementary school, Pee and I told
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a group of fourth grade kids that the principal had approved a swimming unit and
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I was gonna get to take them in. It was like it was starting
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to get hot in Columbia and the principal had approved a bus for us to
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go to the local pool and swim every day for a week in May.
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And they went. They were so excited, And I said, April,
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I was only twenty years old and they were nine. And one of the
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kids in there is been Christmas younger brother, and he's still What would have
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been great remembers it. What would have been great is if you did it
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the day before and he said bring your some trunks tomorrow, you make them
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all get dressed, and you say, all right, boys, it's time
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for dodgeball and you're swimmy man, I'm thinking about doing it pulling a prank
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to day to an ape assistant, tell me if this is mean spirited.
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The kids in that class next year they're supposed to take ap U rou and
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they've asked me if I would teach it. They likes I know right,
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it's it's crazy, and they're like, can you please teach it? Next
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year? You're gonna tell them that you're teaching it, And I think I'm
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going to do it? Yes or no? Well, isn't there still a
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chance that you will? There there is a very very very very small chance
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that I would, But I don't. I've never done it and have no
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real desire to do it, aside from the fact that it's a really good
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group of kids. But I'm thinking about doing it. Yeah, do it?
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You think so? Fine, go for it. They're they're resilient.
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All right, great talk. I love it. I have Judge Steve Harvey
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today. Who do you have? I got Judge Judy? Why do you
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keep going back to her? You hate Judge? Ten months and you hate
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it? Then I feel like it's like we got to go back to the
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og. Did you go to IMDWTV? No? Okay, no, no,
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I didn't do that. She's wearing a pink robe now. So this
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one has a little bit of intrigue towards the end of it, and I
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still don't understand the math of it. But the end of it really should
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have been the whole thing. Okay, but you know Steve Harvey's is going
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to be better. Chitling's are involved. Yeah all you want to lead us
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off, you want to go second and back? Clean up? Let me
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go first, Okay, do it? So, I want to introduce you
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to Ken Galette. He's suing Michelle Sanders for thirteen hundred dollars for a ruined
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romantic evening. Michelle Sanders is countersuing for six hundred dollars for the meal and
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travel cost. Are you ready? I'm ready? Ken says that he is.
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Oh, you know, Judge Steve Harvey. He gives a quick thirty
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second thirty second broaddowns. So Ken says that he's suing her for thirte hundred
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dollars. He was dating a girl, new relationship, wanted to show her
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a good time, so he paid Michelle to be a chef that night.
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He says, I wanted a romantic evening and she failed. Michelle says,
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thirteen hundred dollars. Forget it. You didn't pay me the full amount.
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You made me travel from Arkansas to Atlanta, and I had to leave equipment
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behind. It's on you Wow, are you ready? I'm ready? So
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now it's so useless. So now to the case. So Ken is originally
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from Little Rock, which is in Arkansas. Up great keeping up and she
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he knew Michelle from you know, his time there. He knows that she's
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a great cook. She has an Instagram which she posts alive for great you
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know, looking plates and whatnot. And he says that no one does soul
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food like her. So if I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna bring bring
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her into it. So I call her up, I say I need to
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caterer for this event. He wants to do soul food for a sulmate is
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what he says. Oh, I want to do soalt food for a sol
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mate. It is at this point that Steve Harvey loves this. He says
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that he would put this in chapter ten of the Player's Manual, Player's Manual.
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The crowd loves that, they cheer. I don't really get it.
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Why is it chapter ten? Who knows? But Steve wants to let everybody
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know that that if he's writing a player's manual, that's soule food for his
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soul mads. In chapter ten, Ah, So he says that he comes
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up with him. They come up with a menu together. Steve asked for
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the menu, the bailiff goes to get it, and it's at this point
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in time that Steve decides to joke about how the bailiff is shot seven people.
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The crowd cheers, Yeah, I don't classic, that's a classic Harvey
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move. The crowd is wild. They're wild at Steve Harvey Show. They're
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down to cloud, he says the crowd the bailiff, who's in a police
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uniform, has shot seven people, and they go nuts. They're loving it.
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But Michelle says, my hands are up here. It's a whole bit.
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Wow. Yeah, it's it's tough. I don't know, guys,
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I don't know. It's Steve Harvey though. So we see the menu.
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She's charging him five hundred and one dollars seventy three cents for the food.
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There's an appetizer, there's a little something else. There's an entree, there's
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a dessert, there's a soup. It's a whole thing five and one just
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for the food. That's exactly right. The soup, you know, it's
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all like fancy words, and you know, Steve Harvey's reading it and he
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gets to the soup and he's like, this is just chicken soup. I
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don't care how many fancy words you do. It's just chicken slass. Everybody's
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classic. So Ken says that he rents a place for this. It's gonna
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be a romantic weekend. It's three nights, it's seven hundred dollars. It's
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July second to the fourth. He says he wanted to create his own fireworks.
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Steve says, when was the dinner supposed to take place? And he
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says it was gonna take place on the first night. Steve says, I
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know what you're doing here. If the dinner goes well, you're gonna be
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making your own dinner the rest of the week, and if you know what
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I mean, And Ken pops his collar and says, you know what it
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is. He actually pops his collar, so he like does this thing like
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with his collar. It's like a quick pops situation. He says, you
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know what it was? So I love that crowd, loves that they're live.
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It's just one thing after another. So he says that he gets to
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the room, he gets it looking good and smelling good. He's playing tank,
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which I don't know what tank is either. But Steve is loving this.
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He literally has his tongue out of his mouth with a big smell on
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his face. He's loving checks this and he he says that she's supposed to
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show up at seven. She says, I showed up at eight forty five.
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He says, you must have set your clock back. You showed up
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at ten pm. The crowd the meal, No to with the meal?
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Okay, got it. The crowd audibly gasps at the ten pm. They
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couldn't believe it. She says, I show up and I start to get
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the food out, and he starts like diving into the appetizers like I'm not
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even getting it, Like I can't even get starving. He's starving, and
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he's like, well, at this point, sees Sabbath tag my whole date.
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Steve says, why would you say sabotaged your date? He says she's
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jealous Steve. Steve says, I can't this is a humble brag, I
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guess. He says, I can't count the number of caterers. I've had
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hundreds upon hundreds, but never have I ever had the term sabotage or jealous
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come up when it comes to a caterer, checks out, yeah, hundreds
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of hundred. He's had more than that, oh for sure. So why
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why do you think that she's out the sabotage this? And he says,
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well, she's jealous because I broke up with her. He's using his ex
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girlfriend as a caterer. The crowd freaks out. They love this. Steve
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starts to bang his tiny little gable. Which did he see Oliver when he
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brought did he played a clip of Steve Harvey this a couple of weeks ago.
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He brings his own little gavel. It's a tiny gal so, uh,
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Steve says, did you day and she says we did happen to go
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on a couple of dates? Yes, And he says no, we dated
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on and off for five years. She says no, it was a few
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months. We were dating for a few months and Steve says, what is
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dating? And she says, you know, we would go to chain restaurants
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and we'd go back to his place and have him one in a good night
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And she says, oh, and you'd wake up there the next day and
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she says no, there was none of that. And Steve says, I
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guess he was busy the whole time. Huh. I don't know chain restaurants.
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Why chain restaurants? Chain restaurants, you know. I think she's trying
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to say it wasn't like super romantic. Okay, yeah, just Applebee's.
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This is like a difference between Applebee's and bringing in a caterer, you know
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what I mean. So Steve says, why can would you hire your ex
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to come from Arkansas to Atlanta to cater an event for a new girl?
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So dumb? Uh? You know, she's driving that whole time thinking that
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he never got me in Airbnb, he never hired me a chef. She's
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mad that whole time. Of all the people in the world, Ken,
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why would you think this is a good idea? And Ken says, I
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just have so much respect for her. I know her family, I'm good
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friends with her brother. I got love for her, you know. And
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she says, he's been a good friend to me too. I got no
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reason to sabotage this night. I got love for him too. So Steve
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says, what did she actually do to sabotage the evening? And he says,
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I expected the food to look like what you see on the screen,
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and we're seeing pictures from her Instagram. They're very nice pictures of the food.
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But what I got was this. And he pulls out from underneath a
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tray of food that he says is comparable to the food that she brought.
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He didn't take an actual picture. No, no, no, okay,
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it is a tray full of food. And Steve comes down and he's like,
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wait, shitlands weren't on the menu. And she says, yes,
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they were the main entree. We see the menu and the main entree is
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uh and uel glaze and a dewey in a bourbon reduction. What's in dewey
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and dewey sausage? Okay, okay. Steve says, if you dip some
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chitlands in a bourbon glaze, you cannot call it that you made chitlands.
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Why would you make him chitlands? And he and she says, he asks
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for southern soul cuisine. Yeah, you know what chitlands are. We're getting
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to it. Steve says, Uh, it's a romantic night. You can't
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be smelling chitlands. Steve says, for all the white folk out that they
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don't know what chitlands are. Chitlands are hog intestines fried typically though, so
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Steve says, I now finally understand why there is an argument why you're upset.
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kN says that I asked her why she brought chitlands, and he says
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that she says, you played meat cheap, so I played uchi Mmmm,
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and Steve says, I'm ready to make my verdict. Ummm. Knowing this
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is Steve and knowing it's not going to be a straightforward go go. You
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shouldn't hire your ex girlfriend. She shouldn't have shown up late, but she
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had the right to. I think in this case, he's gonna rule that,
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like he has to cook her a meal and it has to be worth
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five hundred dollars. What do you think the at Like, if you were
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making the vertage, what would you do? I probably would give neither side
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anything. Okay, that's what I would do because you shouldn't have hired her.
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But also she didn't follow through. But there was no written contract or
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play like, there's no evidence, so I give no one nothing. I
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would give no one anything. Steve's with you, really, yeah, Steve
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says, I'm not giving either one of you anything. You both went into
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this for the wrong reason, ken you didn't hire her to help her catering
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business. You wanted to show her what she's missing. Michelle, you wanted
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to get him back for breaking up with you. You all need to take
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a look at your relationship and bury the hatch because Ken, you won't find
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a finer woman than Michelle. Michelle, you won't find a kinder man than
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Ken. I don't know what you're looking for, but I have a feeling
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it's in this room. You can't stand to see each other happy with anyone
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else. Steve bangs his gavel. He says, that's my verdict because that's
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the way I see it. That's the way I see it. He always
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says, that's I don't know why that's his tagline at the end, but
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that's the way he sees it. If they shop through to get to that,
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because that's not great. No, that's my verdict, because that's the
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way I see it. Yeah, And he then gets up and he walks
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off stage, and he pauses. So at this point in time, a
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spotlight comes from in front of him, but it looks you know what I'm
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saying, it's a bat back likes him. And these doors close slowly close
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on cinematic, and we then see like an after interview and Ken's just like,
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you know, she's great, blah blah blah. And Michelle says,
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he's a nice guy and I'm down to see where this goes. But he's
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got to come to Arkansas. I'm not going to Atlanta. Yeah, and
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that's where we leave the Oel Breaker. Wow. Michelle not interested it.
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She's not interested in leaving Little Rock, Arkansas would for I don't know.
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Both both sound kind of miserable. So there you go, we did it.
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Lands you ready to Judy. Here's the thing. Man he was with
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Steve was was with Michelle. It felt like until the chitlans came out and
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he said this is unacceptable. Wow, interesting soul food. You could make
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that work. I disagree with Steve. There you can't before a romantic evening.
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You're ready to Judy? Juliet All right, Julie Bellick is suing Jung
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Lee for the return of her security deposit. Now, which is she This
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is weird she wants it ends up being three thousand and seventy dollars, but
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security deposit. I'll we'll break it down. Okay, I'm sorry. These
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are clearly like, it's a pretty big apartment and it's in a big city.
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I think, okay, great. So she shared the apartment, she
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says, with a friend of hers. Oh, And Judy says, not
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your boyfriend. And she goes, he was my boyfriend at the time.
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And she goes, oh, so you shared it with your boyfriend And when
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did you guys move in? Why does that matter? Well, Judy's getting
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to it, Judy. The problem with Judge Judy is she's read it and
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already kind of made her decision and she just wants to interrogate both of them.
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That's her problem. And so she has a feeling it's the boyfriend and
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wants to hear this, and so she asked all these leading questions. So
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she goes, Julie says, we both signed the lease, we broke up
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a few months in we moved in, but we still stay in the apartment
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together and remained amicable through the term of the least. Wow. And she
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said how much did he pay the lease? And she said, well,
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he paid roughly fifteen hundred dollars a month. And Judy says, don't give
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me roughly tell me what he paid and she says it varied at times,
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and Judy's done with her, and Judy turns to jump and goes, how
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much did they pay? What were their checks for? And Junk says,
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they didn't send a check. They sent me money separately for Venmo through Venmo.
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And Judy doesn't want to hear about the Venmo. She's from one hundred
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thousand years ago, and she's like, how much was it? And he
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said their rent every month was twenty six fifty and Julie is like, no,
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it wasn't. It was twenty six ninety five, That's what it was.
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It was twenty six ninety five, and Jung is like, you're right,
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another forty five, yeah, twenty six whatever. So so, but
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they would send money sepeparately and it would be always equal two thousand, six
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hundred ninety five dollars a month, so they were always paying their rent every
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month, but it would never be this like some months his would be lessons.
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Maybe they were like doing something with the bill, with the power bill
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and stuff. So basically, Judy says, so he was paying his portion,
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which would be thirteen hundred and twenty five dollars, and then they were
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like, no, thirteen hundred and whatever he's paying his money every month,
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and they said yes. And then Jung says, the last month he doesn't
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pay his half. Oh, he doesn't pay his half. She pays her
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half and that's it. So last month he doesn't pay us half. So
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Jung says, the security deposit is twenty four to ninety five. It is
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two thousand, four ninety five dollars. There's a pet deposit for five hundred
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dollars. Judy says, how much of that deposit did you return? He
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says, I didn't return any of it. She says for a missed half
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rent. She says, did you deduct the rent? Do you receive from
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the other tenants? And he says no, because the security deposit was paid
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separately, and I didn't think they deserved to get their security deposit back.
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Judy said, who paid for the deposit. Julie says, I wrote the
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check for the whole deposit. The entire deposit is in my name, even
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though the apartments in both names. Entire deposits in my name, not not
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my boyfriend. We have proof of this, we do. We have all
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the paperwork. Judy says, why didn't you pay her deposit back? Jung
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says, well, she painted the common area of the house of the apartment
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blew and I had to paint it back white. And Judy says, did
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you put what's the common area? And Julie says the living room. Judy's
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like, did you paint the living room? And Julie said yeah. She
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said did you have permission to do that? She said I had verbal permission
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during the walkthrough. Well, this gets a full rant from eight hundred year
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old Judy about verbal permission and that doesn't mean anything. We have a written
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contract. It's not in the contract. I'm sorry, can't help you.
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Judy says, show me the receipt for the painted room. Yeah. Either
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way, though, shouldn't it just be minus the paint? Yeah, in
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the labor so Jung says, only the living room and Judy says yes.
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He says, I don't have a receipt for just the living room because I
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repainted the entire apartment. Why did you do that? And he said there
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were tenants moving in. I had him coming in. Anyway, just the
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whole apartment needed to be white. There was some other stuff in the apartment,
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but I just painted the whole apartment. That's all. He says,
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and Judy said, that's nice of you to do that, but she's not
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paying you for the whole apartment. She's a paying you for the uh,
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you know, for the paint for the living room. How much did you
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charge her for painting the union And he says twelve hundred dollars and he's like,
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She's like, okay, well you can't do that judgment for the She's
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about to just say judgment for the planeff and before she can get for the
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plane iff out of her mouth. Julie pipes up and says, your on
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her. We're that's not all of it. And she's like, don't interrupt
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me. There's a whole thing. Don't interrupt me. I'm giving you twelve
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hundred dollars. She goes, you're on her. I want twenty four to
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ninety five, and I have two other deposits. He's not paying me.
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She's like, okay, well, don't interrupt me. But what do you
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mean? What do you mean don't interrupt me? Yeah, if you haven't
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heard the whole case, see, what do you expect something to do?
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Judy? It's ridiculous. Don't interrupt me. But okay, here we go.
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So Judy's like, uh, okay, what else she needs. She
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goes, well, there's a seventy five dollars remote deposit. It's remote to
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remote open the gate. I paid the seventy five dollars. I returned the
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remote. He didn't pay me that back either. She looks did you give
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the seventy five dollars? Did she return the remote? Yes? Did you
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give the seventy five dollars? No? Why didn't you give it back?
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And then he says, well, she put up a gate in front of
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the gate. He has a picture of it, in front of this giant
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white gate. She put up a little like two foot tall black fence and
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she felt it for just to put it up in front of it. And
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Judy said, well, why did she do that? And Jung says it
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was to keep her pig from getting out. She has a pig. She's
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a pig. We find this out with two minutes left in the case.
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Wow, she's a pig. Jesuys, how big is your pig? Julie
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says, it's take forty five to fifty pound. She's a forty five to
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fifty pound pig living in the apartment. Jung says, I thought it was
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a guinea pig when they moved in, and Julie says, why would you
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charge me a pet deposit for a guinea pig? You knew it was a
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full pick. So Judy's like, so wait, even what was that have
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to do with the gate? He says, I didn't return the remote deposit
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because her gate was in front and her gate broke and it caused my gate
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to break. Judy says, is the remote deposit about the gate working or
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is it for a remote control? He says, it's for remote control.
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She goes, He goes, okay, we're tacking that on. We're tacking
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that on. Then she's like, she talks about the pet deposit, and
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she asked him about the pig. Ask her a couple questions about that,
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and then she's ready to rule. Okay, Julie wants to three thousand,
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seven hundred dollars set three thousand and seventy dollars. Jung wants to give nothing.
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She's ready to rule down. So the three thousand, what is it,
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three thousand and seventy seventy dollars is for twenty four to ninety five for
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the security deposit last month, half of the rent was not paid, but
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she whole deposits her name, five hundred pet deposits, twenty nine ninety five,
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seventy five dollars remote. I mean, it sounds like she's gonna give
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her all of it, but I mean maybe if she won't because she interrupted
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her like just out of spite. No, I'm not gonna give you everything,
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but it sounds like at least she's getting her deposit and the seventy five
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dollars back. So here's what she says. You're very close. She says,
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Hey, the last half, the half of the rent she didn't pay
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because of COVID renters have twelve months to pay that. You have to go
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chase him down for that money. That's not her problem. She wrote the
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whole check. She gets the whole check back, the pet deposit. You
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weren't up front about having a pig. Your pet did some damage. You're
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not getting that pet deposit back. It's gone. I'm gonna award you the
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pet, she says. I'm gonna award you the security deposit plus the remote
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deposit, which is twenty six twenty and for the life of me, twenty
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four ninety five plus seventy five equals twenty five to seventy, not twenty six
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twenty. But she continues to say twenty six twenty, and she awards her
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twenty six twenty. That's what she awards because Judy's crazy. Never again,
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don't let me do it again, brand, don't do it again. Don't
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do it again. Just eye. Judy is my homegirl. Yeah, she's
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the most popular. She's just not fun anymore. She's not fun. That's
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action. We gabled, and that's what's important. We did get today.
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We did gabble at the end of the day, and that's all that matters.
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Thank you guys, so much, so much fun doing this. We'll
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be back next week with a bay side and until then, Rise Yo.
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Gabble Gabbles a Bramble Jam podcast recorded live in Greenville, South Carolina, at
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the Bramble Jam Podcast Network Studios. It's produced by Brandon Gray. For more
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information, you can go to bramblejampodcast dot com slash gabble. You're about to
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hear some ads that helped keep the lights on here in the old studio.
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Thanks for listening or don't listen. It's really up to you. At this
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point is at the end of the show. I mean, you're listening to
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me. But here they come. I promise they're come. Yep, here
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they are. Happy Day,