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- 0:00Speaker 1: This Jona Wan Ben podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh.
- 0:03Speaker 1: The experts and Tastes that kiwis love with the John
- 0:07Speaker 1: and Ben Podcast.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Cheers to Delmark making the world a bitter tea.
- 0:11Speaker 1: Buck to the podcast. On a Friday where Megan's away
- 0:14Speaker 1: she had an operation. We've got some audio very shortly
- 0:17Speaker 1: after her operation. I asked for some audio and she
- 0:20Speaker 1: delivered and it's great. It is great.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a really vulnerable moment. Now we want to
- 0:24Speaker 3: put the video on social media.
- 0:26Speaker 1: I think she said it's okay, it's fine. We asked
- 0:28Speaker 1: her and I was like, oh, maybe Meghan, you know,
- 0:30Speaker 1: brand for Megan, she's the fashionista. But I think he
- 0:33Speaker 1: replied to Allie, was I have a husband. I'm all good.
- 0:35Speaker 1: So she snapped one up and she's like, I'm not
- 0:37Speaker 1: on the market looking So I think things in with
- 0:40Speaker 1: the relationship. Maybe we have to pull the video down.
- 0:42Speaker 1: But it's very funny, isn't it.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Isn't it great when you find someone that you spend
- 0:46Speaker 3: so much time with that you know everything, All wolves
- 0:49Speaker 3: come down, The standards drop, my standards of drip.
- 0:54Speaker 1: At the stage, You're like, well, is anyone still liking
- 0:56Speaker 1: each other? Anymore.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if I ever and God forbid, if
- 1:01Speaker 3: it ever happens, had to get back out on the
- 1:03Speaker 3: market or that would not be pretty.
- 1:06Speaker 1: I'd love to see your like your middle life crisis, mom.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I like spruce, You'll be up. You're very different clothes,
- 1:12Speaker 1: a little good T shirt and a winner going.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Over that mis mixed five or something.
- 1:19Speaker 1: It's a fun, fun showing today, really fun podcast for you.
- 1:22Speaker 1: And we'll start with Megan's wonderful message.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Now, Meghan, she's away today and I had an operation.
- 1:27Speaker 3: You say, carpal tunnel. She's getting that sorted out, so
- 1:31Speaker 3: a bit of a wrist operation and being made wild
- 1:34Speaker 3: demands he wanted, he demanded, he wanted a groggy Megan
- 1:37Speaker 3: Peppers on the show. That's funny when people do come
- 1:40Speaker 3: off you know, painkillers. And so she went on under
- 1:44Speaker 3: a general analytics, so she was out cold.
- 1:46Speaker 1: She had the option right of just getting a sort
- 1:48Speaker 1: of local just yes, numbing the arm, but she was like, no.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Hot to sleep. Yeah, if you're probably probably just take
- 1:55Speaker 3: the local.
- 1:58Speaker 1: She wanted a full slave.
- 2:00Speaker 3: She went zero to one hundred. Yeah, we've knock me out.
- 2:06Speaker 4: She's about five years of sleep after having her kids,
- 2:09Speaker 4: I guess, So, yeah, she really took that chance.
- 2:11Speaker 3: So did she did? She fulfilled Bean's requests, so you
- 2:14Speaker 3: stiff to know.
- 2:14Speaker 4: And I got a lovely video from Megan sent to
- 2:17Speaker 4: my phone, and I've cut it down a little bit.
- 2:21Speaker 4: I've just basically removed a lot of the gaps because
- 2:23Speaker 4: it was essentially her talking. But it was just like
- 2:25Speaker 4: gaps with like three seconds wh gap. So I'm cut
- 2:31Speaker 4: out of the gaps out so it just SU's a
- 2:32Speaker 4: bit faster. But yeah, very very funny stuff. And yeah,
- 2:36Speaker 4: just I guess have a listen.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
- 2:39Speaker 5: Hell, it's such a be sleep. You guys would be
- 2:43Speaker 5: so heavy to me. I just had egg samage and
- 2:48Speaker 5: got a pink hand. It's never been cut you guys
- 2:54Speaker 5: on the pink canned Do you remember pink hanned? I can,
- 2:58Speaker 5: I can?
- 2:59Speaker 6: If you're.
- 3:01Speaker 3: A pinky all right, she sounds like one of the
- 3:09Speaker 3: cardasses at the beginning.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Hi, Hello, I love her laughing at her own pink.
- 3:21Speaker 3: So very slow reaction to it.
- 3:24Speaker 1: That's funny, that's really good.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Then we go.
- 3:28Speaker 1: I demanded that audio and I'm very pleased with Yeah,
- 3:30Speaker 1: please the.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Hits The jonaan Ben Podcast is.
- 3:33Speaker 1: A brand new series of Moving Houses on on TV
- 3:36Speaker 1: and Z starting this weekend, with a brand new host
- 3:38Speaker 1: as well, taking over from Clark Gave for his former
- 3:40Speaker 1: All Black Andy Allie and he joins us right now.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Andy Ellis says, we live and breathe.
- 3:49Speaker 1: All right, how are you doing? Very exciting the new
- 3:52Speaker 1: host of Moving Houses. It's an impressive show to watch,
- 3:55Speaker 1: like some of the places that they go with these
- 3:58Speaker 1: massive trucks and then putting these huge houses on the back.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I mean you get to ride shotgun for a lot
- 4:03Speaker 1: of it.
- 4:03Speaker 7: What was it like very very long where we often
- 4:08Speaker 7: leave and travel at night, so and the moves could
- 4:11Speaker 7: be ten or twelve hours. And the thing is mate,
- 4:13Speaker 7: like these truck drivers, they're amazing at what they do.
- 4:15Speaker 7: They're really clever and nothing's never a problem. They can
- 4:18Speaker 7: get these houses into just any spaces. And the chet
- 4:21Speaker 7: quality as well.
- 4:22Speaker 1: It's gonna be there's a lot of chat. I mean, John,
- 4:24Speaker 1: it's pretty good. You're good on flights, ain't it, John?
- 4:27Speaker 1: Like chatting just chating, But I mean.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Ten hours and a care for the truck driver. That's
- 4:30Speaker 3: that's a long haul for you.
- 4:31Speaker 1: And did you get to the horn or anything? Like
- 4:34Speaker 1: that while you're in the trucks.
- 4:36Speaker 7: Actually what they did, one bloke did and I probably
- 4:38Speaker 7: shouldn't say this because you know, we're not allowed to
- 4:40Speaker 7: show this on TV. But he actually let me drive,
- 4:46Speaker 7: like it's too thirdy in the morning, make you can drive.
- 4:49Speaker 7: It was pretty cool, But again I probably shouldn't be
- 4:52Speaker 7: telling me it.
- 4:52Speaker 3: He just wanted to know if you were allowed to
- 4:54Speaker 3: hold a horn.
- 4:54Speaker 1: You know, no, no, I go one bit of mate.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Is that kind of cool because you get to not
- 5:00Speaker 1: I need to move the houses there, but you sort
- 5:02Speaker 1: of check back in when they're up and sort of going,
- 5:04Speaker 1: And that must be kind of cool to go back
- 5:05Speaker 1: and see it all sort of starting to take shape.
- 5:07Speaker 7: Probably my favorite thing I reckon as meeting the couples
- 5:10Speaker 7: or the families first of all that are brave enough
- 5:12Speaker 7: to do this right. It's pretty cool because it's an
- 5:14Speaker 7: affordable way to get into the housing market, and you
- 5:16Speaker 7: sort of create this really cool relationship with them. You know,
- 5:19Speaker 7: you're part of their journey when they move the house,
- 5:21Speaker 7: and what happens is sort of we put it on
- 5:23Speaker 7: site and then I get to come back five months
- 5:25Speaker 7: later and see the beautiful job that they've done. On it,
- 5:28Speaker 7: but then get to catch up again with the families
- 5:30Speaker 7: or the couples that have actually done it and hear
- 5:32Speaker 7: about all the hard work they've put in and see
- 5:34Speaker 7: how proud they are of the end result. And I
- 5:36Speaker 7: think I'll keep in touch with them actually for people,
- 5:39Speaker 7: just because it's a really cool journey that they let
- 5:42Speaker 7: us all come on. It's pretty unique and pretty special.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Absolutely. Now, is it cheaper like if you were to
- 5:47Speaker 3: build a house or move a house? Oh?
- 5:49Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean I meant a lot of these
- 5:51Speaker 7: people are getting them landed on a site somewhere for
- 5:54Speaker 7: one hundred and fifty one hundred and eighty grand, maybe
- 5:55Speaker 7: two hundred grand. You wrap around that sort of number
- 5:58Speaker 7: that's consented on its pile kind of ready to go.
- 6:01Speaker 7: I think the one thing that a lot of these
- 6:03Speaker 7: the people that move the houses don't fully understand is
- 6:06Speaker 7: how much work then goes on.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where the cost comes in.
- 6:09Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you're prepared to roll your sleeves up
- 6:12Speaker 7: and work bloody hard, and you know, because you're standing
- 6:14Speaker 7: back and painting things and you know, digging holes for
- 6:17Speaker 7: putting want to put a deck on, or standing back
- 6:19Speaker 7: beautiful old wooden floorboards. There's a lot of work and
- 6:22Speaker 7: all that, but and end up with a really beautiful,
- 6:25Speaker 7: affordable kind of family home.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I got and Andy ellis with us form Rugby Player
- 6:29Speaker 1: now the host of Moving Houses. It's on Sunday on
- 6:32Speaker 1: TV and Z one and TV and Z Plus. You've
- 6:34Speaker 1: moved houses yourself, not literally moved houses, but you've been
- 6:36Speaker 1: you've lived played your own christ Church. You've gone to Japan,
- 6:40Speaker 1: you've gone to New York. What was the coolest place
- 6:42Speaker 1: that you've lived?
- 6:43Speaker 7: Oh, it's hard, it's Japan and New York were incredible.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yeah, shouldn't really, shouldn't have put Christ cetemporary would be like,
- 6:54Speaker 1: what you didn't choose Christ? What do you mean you
- 6:57Speaker 1: chose New York over Christ? Outside of outside of Christ?
- 7:00Speaker 1: The question?
- 7:00Speaker 3: It's great again, that's say between New York and Japan.
- 7:03Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean like New York. You know. The kids
- 7:06Speaker 7: were a good age too, they were kind of eight
- 7:08Speaker 7: and thirteen. So we literally landed in New York. We're
- 7:10Speaker 7: there for two years. I played a couple of seasons there,
- 7:12Speaker 7: the kids went to school and Manhattan. I don't know,
- 7:15Speaker 7: there's just so much energy in that place. The people
- 7:17Speaker 7: were great, you know, They really made us feel welcome.
- 7:19Speaker 7: We got invited to Thanksgiving dinners and celebrated Fourth of
- 7:23Speaker 7: julys and all this kind of real American culture stuff.
- 7:26Speaker 7: We kind of just got immersed in and just had
- 7:29Speaker 7: amazing memories and the biddy is and we've got lifelong
- 7:32Speaker 7: friends then now too. So we'll be back there. And
- 7:35Speaker 7: for sure, because you.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Were playing over there, right, you're playing in New York.
- 7:38Speaker 7: Yep, yeah, I was playing in New York. So there's
- 7:40Speaker 7: there's been a rugby competition, the mL it's called in America,
- 7:43Speaker 7: and it's great, the twelve teams. So we'd fly to
- 7:46Speaker 7: New Orleans for a game and then the next week
- 7:48Speaker 7: we'd be in Seattle, then we'd be in Toronto. It
- 7:51Speaker 7: was well, it was such a cool competition to play in.
- 7:55Speaker 3: And it's a very cool, very cool experience you've had,
- 7:58Speaker 3: But nothing compares to Christchurch. That's right, let's bring it.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Back today exactly, Anyhols, we look forward to moving houses
- 8:07Speaker 1: on this weekend. Also on this weekend the All Black,
- 8:09Speaker 1: so just quickly playing Ireland obviously watched last week's game
- 8:13Speaker 1: as well.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Do you still tune in every game?
- 8:15Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, I love it, mate, I'm I'm a personate
- 8:17Speaker 7: all black fan there, so like bringing on this is
- 8:19Speaker 7: going to be a beauty in Dublin.
- 8:21Speaker 3: I imagine there'll be times of us it is a
- 8:24Speaker 3: former all black times of frustration having to watch it
- 8:27Speaker 3: would be like us been we retire and then we
- 8:29Speaker 3: have to listen to another radio show.
- 8:30Speaker 1: I'll probably go down. They're a lot better than us.
- 8:32Speaker 3: That's not where we say thank you, thank you so
- 8:36Speaker 3: much for your time, lovely to catch up mate and
- 8:38Speaker 3: moving houses is back and appreciate your.
- 8:40Speaker 7: Time always, Lovely Jenning.
- 8:41Speaker 2: You boys enjoy the hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 8:44Speaker 1: We'll still talking about the big win for Donald Trump.
- 8:50Speaker 1: He is again well by the numbers, big time. Get
- 8:53Speaker 1: into the numbers like I'm sort of petty Gower on
- 8:56Speaker 1: some sort of you're.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Invested in the post numbers, the stats. You're like aiming
- 9:01Speaker 3: for a job on CNN or something. You know, those
- 9:03Speaker 3: people who touched the screens, those things looking good. In Florida,
- 9:06Speaker 3: although there's this unique suburb which was Democrat now as Republican.
- 9:10Speaker 1: There was verity Fear yesterday put out a little little
- 9:12Speaker 1: thing by the numbers, Trump returns to power and they
- 9:15Speaker 1: had a picture of him, and I thought it was
- 9:16Speaker 1: interesting that were like thirty four fallon accounts, one conviction,
- 9:19Speaker 1: two cases pending to impeachment, two impeachment, six bankruptcies, four
- 9:24Speaker 1: more years was the thing, the forty seventh president of America.
- 9:27Speaker 3: But it really does some of America just those stats
- 9:31Speaker 3: right there, when when you have a little look at
- 9:33Speaker 3: who voted, and a lot more females voted for Trump
- 9:36Speaker 3: than I would have thought.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I mean really obviously that he had to because he
- 9:40Speaker 1: won by a bit, they had to be the case.
- 9:43Speaker 1: But Trump got fifty four percent of the males voting
- 9:45Speaker 1: for him, and so it still means that was forty
- 9:48Speaker 1: four percent of females voted for voted for Trump.
- 9:51Speaker 3: That is, that is a lot more than I would
- 9:53Speaker 3: have imagined. What was the little gap in between there once?
- 9:55Speaker 1: Now I guess it's people who don't identify as I'm
- 9:59Speaker 1: guessing har He's got fifty four percent of the females
- 10:02Speaker 1: a female, but it's just she's got more females and males.
- 10:04Speaker 1: But yes, say, still a lot more females voted for
- 10:07Speaker 1: Trump than maybe I would have thought. Trump got fifty
- 10:09Speaker 1: five percent of white people voting for him, whereas eighty
- 10:12Speaker 1: six percent of black people voted for Harris, so a
- 10:15Speaker 1: lot a lot of white men voted for Trump and
- 10:16Speaker 1: a lot of white women as well, So that's I
- 10:18Speaker 1: guess where he won.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Those are the stats.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Broken just said that off as a new self sort
- 10:23Speaker 1: of thing. It's nut.
- 10:25Speaker 3: It's not really much of a thing. Someone said that
- 10:27Speaker 3: to someone, But you're just reading out other people's stairs.
- 10:30Speaker 3: You've got to come to the owner stats. But I
- 10:33Speaker 3: commented and posted those stats, Carmela. She did do a
- 10:37Speaker 3: concession speech around about ten am our time yesterday, and
- 10:40Speaker 3: you know, as we expected, very gracious and defeat and
- 10:45Speaker 3: very presidential in her speech.
- 10:47Speaker 6: So let me say my heart is full today, full
- 10:51Speaker 6: of gratitude for the trust you have placed in me,
- 10:55Speaker 6: full of love for our country, and full of results.
- 11:00Speaker 8: We have been intentional about building community and building coalitions,
- 11:07Speaker 8: bringing people together from every walk of life and background,
- 11:12Speaker 8: united by love of country, with enthusiasm and joy in
- 11:18Speaker 8: our fight for America's future.
- 11:21Speaker 1: You go very very presidential, But unfortunately that's the one
- 11:24Speaker 1: thing that she's not gonna be. Yeah, whereas you compare
- 11:27Speaker 1: that to Trump, who just feels like he just gets up,
- 11:30Speaker 1: and maybe that's what resonates with people. Something that's he
- 11:33Speaker 1: goes off scraps and gets into some weird places. Appreciation
- 11:37Speaker 1: for Susie and the job you did.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Susie. Come, Susie, Come.
- 11:42Speaker 9: Here, Susane.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Susie likes to stay sort.
- 11:44Speaker 10: Of in the back.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Susie likes to stay in the background.
- 11:48Speaker 1: She's not in the back.
- 11:52Speaker 3: I've never seen to be shocked before, Suzusie.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe that's what reason that maybe people don't
- 11:58Speaker 1: want the prepropeed speeches. I had another radio station saying
- 12:00Speaker 1: yesterday that for some reason, a billionaire seems to relate
- 12:03Speaker 1: better to Middle America than the other candidate.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Do you know this crazy thing? I was sawn to
- 12:07Speaker 3: Brent Radkin, who reads the news and does the night
- 12:10Speaker 3: show here on the Hits. He's one of those people
- 12:12Speaker 3: that you bump into and he's always got a new
- 12:14Speaker 3: interesting story to tell you. Don't you find that about
- 12:17Speaker 3: Brin And he was saying in the eighteen hundred, so
- 12:19Speaker 3: eighteen eighty nine, there was some books, kids books written
- 12:22Speaker 3: called the Baron Trump Novels. He's got a son called
- 12:25Speaker 3: Baron Trump, Amen Trump, Amen, Benjamin. And the book's basically
- 12:30Speaker 3: the main protagonist in the books very similar to Donald Trump.
- 12:36Speaker 1: This is written in the eighteen hundreds.
- 12:38Speaker 3: In the eighteen hundreds, so basically, Baron Trump would go
- 12:42Speaker 3: around offending people. He was precarious, relentless, and prone to
- 12:45Speaker 3: get in trouble. He often mentions his massive brain. He
- 12:49Speaker 3: has a personalized insult for most people he meets. Also,
- 12:54Speaker 3: Baron Trump and these books lives in a building called
- 12:57Speaker 3: Castle Trump, where Donald Trump obviously lived in Trump Town.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I was for decades. Obviously Donald Trump's sons name's Bart
- 13:03Speaker 3: names Baron, as you just mentioned, and there was a
- 13:05Speaker 3: vision of the book called The Last President. Okay, Now,
- 13:09Speaker 3: this book and The Last President from the eighteen hundreds
- 13:12Speaker 3: is from the eighteen ninety six presidential election. That's where
- 13:14Speaker 3: a scent, That's where a scent, And it follows a
- 13:18Speaker 3: shocking victory of a populous candidate in the eighteen nineteen
- 13:21Speaker 3: six presidential election who brings the downfall of the American Republic.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Well, there we go. It's Simpsons, they say predicted the future.
- 13:29Speaker 1: But this book from the eighteen hundreds might have done
- 13:31Speaker 1: just that.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Well. The fascinating the Heads that Jonavan Ben podcast.
- 13:36Speaker 1: And the bath Matts situation that people aren't. I've found
- 13:39Speaker 1: over the years, bath Matt is something that people can
- 13:42Speaker 1: get wound up in your house.
- 13:43Speaker 3: I feel like you're very irresponsible in your approach to
- 13:45Speaker 3: the bar, and maybe I am like, I get that.
- 13:48Speaker 3: I'll take that on the chance.
- 13:49Speaker 1: So I used to flat with someone, you know the person,
- 13:52Speaker 1: and he used to get really wound up. And because
- 13:54Speaker 1: when I'm done with the shower, I'm out, I am that.
- 13:57Speaker 1: I'm not lingering around, I'm not drying myself. I am
- 14:00Speaker 1: moving on with my day. I like to keep moving.
- 14:02Speaker 3: Do you know what someone's actually texting wind of those
- 14:04Speaker 3: texts and it was this morning at six o'clock and
- 14:07Speaker 3: it was about your love of getting stuff done and
- 14:11Speaker 3: moving forward, constantly moving forward. They said, why does Ben
- 14:16Speaker 3: always have to be doing things? It makes me feel
- 14:19Speaker 3: lazy and he's always talking about it on the radius.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Sorry, I got that.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Why don't you always have so much emman to do?
- 14:25Speaker 3: It makes me feel very lazy when I haven't done something.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Apology, So it's not my intention. I'm just like talking
- 14:31Speaker 1: about stuff with me.
- 14:32Speaker 3: He's a moving forward.
- 14:33Speaker 1: So shower's done, I'm out, I'm on my way, I'm
- 14:36Speaker 1: getting dry, I'm standing what I thought. The bath mat
- 14:38Speaker 1: was used for getting dried on, and.
- 14:41Speaker 3: You dry, you pull the towel and you dry yourself
- 14:44Speaker 3: in the shower. Why wouldn't you dry yourself in the
- 14:46Speaker 3: wettest environment then hop out with your dry body, thus
- 14:50Speaker 3: not saturating the bath mat.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I used to wind up because I would be first
- 14:54Speaker 1: up up and adam moving forward and the flat though
- 14:57Speaker 1: used to live in many years ago, and it would
- 14:58Speaker 1: wind up out my flat at the time, who you know,
- 15:01Speaker 1: John O, And I would always hear bead like yeah
- 15:04Speaker 1: out and a comical sitcom yeah where he would get
- 15:07Speaker 1: out of the shower and discover that the bath mat
- 15:09Speaker 1: was still but yeah, but too soggy.
- 15:11Speaker 3: And so then would you also just leave the mat
- 15:13Speaker 3: on the ground, you don't hang it up?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Well yeah, well this is the other thing. This is
- 15:17Speaker 1: the thing that winds up my wife. Now I will
- 15:19Speaker 1: hang it up, but very really, when I know I'm
- 15:21Speaker 1: up first, I'm like, well, just leave it for her,
- 15:23Speaker 1: and then she can do it because it's other. But
- 15:25Speaker 1: she doesn't like that. She thinks it's me not hanging
- 15:28Speaker 1: Later she's like, I'm like, well, yeah, but you're going
- 15:30Speaker 1: to have a shower. I've left it there for you.
- 15:32Speaker 1: You're just gonna have to grab it off that you know,
- 15:35Speaker 1: the rack and put it down on.
- 15:36Speaker 3: The floor, but saving her valuable sick sickens every day,
- 15:40Speaker 3: sickened up boy.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Yeah, So this has become a new bone of contention
- 15:45Speaker 1: about the bath mat at home between my wife and I.
- 15:47Speaker 1: She's like, oh, one time, I'd like you to pick
- 15:49Speaker 1: up the bath mat, and I'm probably moving forward my day.
- 15:51Speaker 1: I'm not looking back at the bath mat. I'm just
- 15:53Speaker 1: moving forward afternoon. So I've now decided to not use
- 15:57Speaker 1: the bath mat or tilt, and then I'm not getting
- 16:01Speaker 1: in trouble for not no soggy bath mate and not
- 16:06Speaker 1: getting in trouble for not putting it away. But the downside,
- 16:09Speaker 1: as the floor can very slippery.
- 16:11Speaker 3: It feels like you remember those commercials, those PSA commercials
- 16:14Speaker 3: and people hopping out the bay over and yeah, paralyzed
- 16:19Speaker 3: or something.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Yes, that was like no bath matte, there we go.
- 16:22Speaker 1: That was that was that'll.
- 16:23Speaker 3: Teach it as you as you're drinking, moving forward movement.
- 16:28Speaker 11: Maybe I shouldn't do that. Actually I don't recommend that.
- 16:31Speaker 11: I do feel sorry for the bath met though. It's
- 16:33Speaker 11: like like the Carpet's poor cousin, who's like, what do
- 16:36Speaker 11: you do? I spend all day saturated sitting on these tops.
- 16:39Speaker 11: Sometimes people take the kid to put me back and
- 16:41Speaker 11: dry me off. Othertimes I just sit here and rot away.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Ye're true, you put it on a shelf. You put it,
- 16:45Speaker 1: then we just stand on it again, don't we.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Carp It's like, oh, outre dry people walking all over me.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Things are great even now, and then I get spilled on.
- 16:52Speaker 3: But even were Apart from there.
- 16:54Speaker 2: The heads that John and Ben podcast game that we.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Have started to play leading up to Christmas, and you
- 16:59Speaker 1: can play along as well. You can start right from now.
- 17:02Speaker 1: You just got to avoid hearing Mariah Carey's All I
- 17:05Speaker 1: Want for Christmas. It's the most iconic Christmas song. We
- 17:08Speaker 1: thought we'd see how long it would take us to
- 17:10Speaker 1: try not to hear that song.
- 17:12Speaker 3: And it's this moment I would usually, given the rules
- 17:16Speaker 3: and regulations of commercial radio, I'd be playing the hook
- 17:18Speaker 3: of that so you can't know.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Otherwise we would be out of the game. Soon as
- 17:21Speaker 1: you hear it, you are out, and you need to
- 17:22Speaker 1: text us four four eight seven, And as soon as
- 17:25Speaker 1: we're all out, we'll start playing the song.
- 17:27Speaker 3: It's a great song, don't get us wrong.
- 17:28Speaker 1: We just thought it's the most iconic, the hardest one
- 17:31Speaker 1: to avoid this time of year.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Mediampg in the afternoons, they're playing along with us two.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Once all five of us are out of the game,
- 17:36Speaker 3: we're going to we're gonna officially start playing it on
- 17:38Speaker 3: the station. But a lot of people playing along as well,
- 17:42Speaker 3: listening so many texts and calls going oh I'm out.
- 17:45Speaker 3: TikTok got me out. I went into a shop yesterday,
- 17:47Speaker 3: and so we thought we'd would ramp things up after
- 17:50Speaker 3: the program yesterday, and we put some locations, some volatile,
- 17:54Speaker 3: high risk locations into a hat and we each had
- 17:57Speaker 3: to pull one out. Meghan ended up getting the Eye
- 18:00Speaker 3: Heart Radio Christmas station.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yea, she had to listen to five minutes of the
- 18:05Speaker 1: Christmas station. You had to go in the mall, the
- 18:08Speaker 1: Westfield mall for five minutes where the Christmas decorations are up.
- 18:11Speaker 3: And I had to scroll through TikTok just keep throwing
- 18:15Speaker 3: just in five minutes, which has been the one that
- 18:16Speaker 3: has caught most people out.
- 18:18Speaker 1: It was quite nerve wracking. So here we are spending
- 18:20Speaker 1: five minutes doing those various things trying to avoid listening
- 18:23Speaker 1: to Mariah Carey.
- 18:24Speaker 4: I don't know how I'm going to avoid the classic
- 18:27Speaker 4: that is Riah Carey.
- 18:29Speaker 1: We're starting with Tata slow, sullid Night. Okay, culture shocks.
- 18:32Speaker 1: I had is American living in New Zealand. Can I
- 18:34Speaker 1: watch it?
- 18:34Speaker 3: No?
- 18:34Speaker 1: I gotta keep styling, gotta keep strilling.
- 18:37Speaker 3: The decos are out, the music at the moment, not
- 18:41Speaker 3: feeling overly Christmas Eve.
- 18:46Speaker 1: It's not Mariah.
- 18:48Speaker 3: This is so scary because you just don't know what's next.
- 18:51Speaker 3: That's that sounds like no scrubs from TLC.
- 18:54Speaker 1: That's all right, we're in the club. We all fam
- 18:58Speaker 1: when I did, we did?
- 18:59Speaker 2: We did.
- 19:00Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out. I've got footy seconds left
- 19:02Speaker 3: and I think the song's about to finish.
- 19:05Speaker 1: We've done it. We've done it five minutes. No, Mariah,
- 19:08Speaker 1: carry all I want for Christmas.
- 19:10Speaker 3: We made it out safely prior over an hour, so
- 19:15Speaker 3: we're still all still in the game. But we'd love
- 19:17Speaker 3: to know right now. Tell you what you feel like?
- 19:19Speaker 3: An absolute? What don't you wander around them all filming
- 19:23Speaker 3: yourself talking to yourself?
- 19:25Speaker 1: Let's go absolute? What's it a blog? Is he doing that?
- 19:27Speaker 1: No one's gonna watch.
- 19:28Speaker 3: So, oh that's sad. That's just what has come to. Yeah,
- 19:31Speaker 3: four eight seven, are you still in the game or
- 19:33Speaker 3: maybe you're out.
- 19:34Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you this morning.
- 19:35Speaker 2: The hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
- 19:37Speaker 1: All right.
- 19:38Speaker 3: Mariah Carey also done some great stuff. She wrote a
- 19:40Speaker 3: song in fifteen minutes, All I Want for Christmas, written
- 19:43Speaker 3: in fifteen minutes, which astounds me.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Incredible, right, and think about it from now, okay, and
- 19:49Speaker 1: then at by eight o'clock she would have written the.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Song, and a song that's garnered her over sixty million
- 19:54Speaker 3: dollars in the royalties over the years. Every year a
- 19:55Speaker 3: million bucks she pulls in from All I Want for
- 19:57Speaker 3: Chris Crazy.
- 19:58Speaker 1: So it's and it's an iconic bang. And as we
- 20:00Speaker 1: keep saying, we love it, but we're trying to avoid
- 20:02Speaker 1: it because it's the most iconic Christmas song. We see
- 20:05Speaker 1: how long we can avoid hearing it in our lives.
- 20:07Speaker 1: You can play along as well for four eight seven
- 20:09Speaker 1: and let us know when you're out of the game,
- 20:11Speaker 1: and when we're all out of the game our show
- 20:13Speaker 1: and the Drive Show, then we'll start playing the song.
- 20:15Speaker 3: Most and serious apologies to Mariah, Mariah. She might not
- 20:18Speaker 3: be getting royalties from us at the moment, but eventually
- 20:20Speaker 3: they'll start those valuable New Zealand eer play royalties. Let's
- 20:24Speaker 3: get Brenda on the phone. How are you?
- 20:27Speaker 12: Oh, I'm good, I'm good.
- 20:29Speaker 3: Good, thank you? Are you still in the game?
- 20:32Speaker 10: No?
- 20:33Speaker 1: What happened?
- 20:35Speaker 12: Clicked on a wool worst real long Facebook a.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Glory glory, So Mariah here, No, so you're out of
- 20:46Speaker 1: the game.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Was using her in a campaign?
- 20:49Speaker 13: Are they using her?
- 20:52Speaker 10: Absolutely?
- 20:53Speaker 1: So that's going to be very hard for us all
- 20:55Speaker 1: to avoid. Isn't that they did your bear?
- 20:58Speaker 3: Well?
- 20:58Speaker 1: Gonna, We'll do you good to put you in the
- 21:00Speaker 1: drawer for the competition given away today to go to
- 21:03Speaker 1: the jingle Ball in New York.
- 21:05Speaker 3: Oh, amazing, thank you, good luck with that you Brna
- 21:07Speaker 3: have a great day in Hamilton. A right, thanks guys,
- 21:11Speaker 3: all the best. Millie from christ you're on? Are you
- 21:14Speaker 3: still in the game?
- 21:16Speaker 14: I don't know?
- 21:17Speaker 10: Does the Counterfi've watched Love Actually and listen to the
- 21:20Speaker 10: song that way?
- 21:21Speaker 1: So okay, Love Actually Iconic Crystals movie and now the
- 21:25Speaker 1: version on there at the end.
- 21:27Speaker 3: In particular, is the little girl singing it?
- 21:29Speaker 9: Is it right?
- 21:29Speaker 1: In the band YouTube, it's or YouTube. Now there's no
- 21:32Speaker 1: other Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey is not in the movie.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Is she like singing it?
- 21:36Speaker 2: Is she?
- 21:37Speaker 3: No? She's not.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's fine.
- 21:39Speaker 3: That's why I know. We just stipulated it had to
- 21:40Speaker 3: be recording artists and multi billionaire Mariah Carey singing the
- 21:44Speaker 3: song live, all recorded.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Version of it. But the little girl on the end
- 21:47Speaker 1: where she's like, all I want for you and she
- 21:49Speaker 1: points at.
- 21:49Speaker 3: The little She's got a great voice. Yeah, could I
- 21:54Speaker 3: play it now? Is that? Well, you can't play Mariah,
- 21:56Speaker 3: but you can play that version. You want me to
- 21:57Speaker 3: play that version?
- 21:58Speaker 1: A little okay, a little hit mate. Yeah, So we're still
- 22:01Speaker 1: on the game. Listen to that, okay?
- 22:03Speaker 14: On that for Christmas?
- 22:06Speaker 3: Felt good? That's feel good?
- 22:09Speaker 1: A little bit more. There's just one thing, Melli.
- 22:14Speaker 3: You're a little bit more.
- 22:16Speaker 10: Oh, I definitely want.
- 22:18Speaker 5: I don't care about the present on Jeannie the Christmas tree.
- 22:25Speaker 1: That'll do.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Only my Kappa is full.
- 22:28Speaker 1: We've got our facts, all right. You're still in the game,
- 22:29Speaker 1: and you're also still to go to New York for
- 22:32Speaker 1: the jingle Ball. We're gonna put you on the draw
- 22:33Speaker 1: for that giving away this afternoon on the Hats.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Thank you every grade down. What are you doing today
- 22:38Speaker 3: in christ I'm at work right now. No good, We'll
- 22:41Speaker 3: get back to mate. Not paying anybody called radio the.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Something that happened with my daughter Poppy just just last night. Okay,
- 22:52Speaker 3: she and she ticks. Just as I was doing that
- 22:55Speaker 3: things that I know what you're about to talk about,
- 22:57Speaker 3: she said, I did. I did very well. So that's
- 22:59Speaker 3: your stance. It starts you have a slightly different, slightly
- 23:02Speaker 3: different take on it, and you can you can decide.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Now has probably rattled your story is the fact that
- 23:07Speaker 1: she's listening to it. There's raddles. You're probably like, well,
- 23:09Speaker 1: you know yesterday you're like, yeah, yeah, I heard, I
- 23:12Speaker 1: heard you wreck out of the story off. Yeah, I
- 23:14Speaker 1: will see you.
- 23:15Speaker 3: I won't filter.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I won't filter.
- 23:16Speaker 3: I'll tell you my account and maybe we can get
- 23:18Speaker 3: her on Poppy. You can call the phones.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to call it something if you want,
- 23:21Speaker 1: we could play it later. That's fine now.
- 23:24Speaker 3: So I was picking it up from dance and she
- 23:27Speaker 3: hopped in the car. She declared, I will be guiding
- 23:31Speaker 3: us home. Okay, you will listen to only my instructions
- 23:33Speaker 3: to get home, and and I was like, okay, this
- 23:36Speaker 3: is a fun thing and interesting, just sort of experiment
- 23:39Speaker 3: for me to go. I wonder, what you know a
- 23:40Speaker 3: twelve year old gauge is of getting from point A
- 23:43Speaker 3: to point B. So how far would you have to go?
- 23:46Speaker 3: Like if you can''s probably say seven or eight case. Okay,
- 23:49Speaker 3: bit of a drive, but you know, we do it weekly,
- 23:51Speaker 3: we do it regularly. And I was out of curiosity.
- 23:54Speaker 3: I was like, this is fun. Okay, let's I was
- 23:56Speaker 3: gonna It was like it was kind of like if
- 23:59Speaker 3: you like Google Maps, but you dislike getting to your
- 24:02Speaker 3: destination the quickest way possible, then may I suggest listening
- 24:06Speaker 3: to your kids good directions. But every street she tored me,
- 24:10Speaker 3: she turned me down. I was like, in my head,
- 24:13Speaker 3: I was like, this is the wrong way, right, this
- 24:15Speaker 3: is we are going the wrong way. I'm doing this
- 24:17Speaker 3: myself on a month. This is a fun exercise to
- 24:18Speaker 3: do with the kid. And she would go, keep going,
- 24:21Speaker 3: keep going, and then she'd go left. She'd go, no, no,
- 24:25Speaker 3: keep going, keep going, and then you go left here
- 24:27Speaker 3: with confidence sometimes and I'd follow it, and it dawned
- 24:32Speaker 3: on me pretty quickly. She had no idea where she was.
- 24:35Speaker 1: So how long has the trip generally meant to take?
- 24:38Speaker 3: Jeez, I'd say ten to fifteen okay.
- 24:40Speaker 1: And how long roughly would this added a little bit
- 24:42Speaker 1: more extra time?
- 24:43Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it got to a point where I'm like,
- 24:44Speaker 3: we are probably twelve minutes over now arrive at her destination,
- 24:50Speaker 3: and it was a one and done scenario. Probably won't
- 24:53Speaker 3: be doing it again. We were pretty much two or
- 24:55Speaker 3: three suburbs over from where we needed to be.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Do you have to help to get back in or not?
- 25:00Speaker 3: At one point she was like left here and I
- 25:02Speaker 3: turned right and she's like, you're ignoring my structure.
- 25:04Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, because because yeah.
- 25:08Speaker 3: The way to go. But we got there in the end.
- 25:11Speaker 3: But you know, she she did pretty well. I'd say
- 25:14Speaker 3: it would have taken her an hour and a half
- 25:15Speaker 3: to get home, but she would have. She definitely would
- 25:17Speaker 3: have got her. So we'll poppy again. If you're listening, Darling,
- 25:20Speaker 3: Yeah you can. You can say your side of the story. Yeah,
- 25:22Speaker 3: that's your side of the story that count might have
- 25:25Speaker 3: been you know a bit of radio drama.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can. Yeah, you can feel free to
- 25:31Speaker 1: correspond your side of the story as well, the hits.
- 25:33Speaker 2: That johnaan Ben podcasts.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Yeah, can we get producer Ellien here too, actually, because
- 25:38Speaker 3: we're talking about this after the show used today. Now,
- 25:40Speaker 3: it's not a complaint to deal with the actual vehicle,
- 25:43Speaker 3: just more of the people that commute with you, that
- 25:46Speaker 3: that drive with you.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Okay, so that's what the sort of complaints that you
- 25:48Speaker 1: want that complaints about the other passengers.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, things like that. That's right now, Ellie.
- 25:54Speaker 3: You you played lovely partner see him?
- 25:57Speaker 4: Yes, yes, lovely, lovely man, lovely man.
- 26:01Speaker 3: We're never about to rinse people out. Were always likely
- 26:04Speaker 3: lovely just because we're there here at later and they're like, yes,
- 26:07Speaker 3: talking about you.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Like but I said, I said lovely, lovely, exact.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Carel everything you just said, there's no dispute.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Is a lovely man.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Lovely man, however, really irks me when he's my passenger. Now,
- 26:21Speaker 4: I'll provace it by saying, when he was a bit younger,
- 26:23Speaker 4: he did have a bit of a car crash, so
- 26:24Speaker 4: he's a little bit he's got a little bit of
- 26:25Speaker 4: pet stand so I have patience for him.
- 26:28Speaker 3: However, it sounds like you don't do much.
- 26:32Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes it's really annoying because we'll be approaching an
- 26:36Speaker 4: off ramp and it's like two k's away and I'm like, yeah, easy,
- 26:39Speaker 4: I'm in the right hand lane, you're right, two k's
- 26:41Speaker 4: to go across. Yeah, and he's already going are you
- 26:44Speaker 4: gonna you're gonna move late? What are you gonna move lights?
- 26:46Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, I've got I've got it. And
- 26:48Speaker 4: then by the time I.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Do it, he's just like, oh, that was too late.
- 26:51Speaker 3: It was too late. No, it was too late. He's
- 26:54Speaker 3: an organized driver before with him.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Look, I've had a couple of dicey. Yeah, I did
- 27:01Speaker 4: miss one, and there was a couple it was so like,
- 27:03Speaker 4: you know, it was right about it.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Again, you don't have a great trick. Recorded some blemishes,
- 27:09Speaker 3: okay a little bit.
- 27:10Speaker 4: And then also they'll be like a car coming up behind,
- 27:13Speaker 4: or I'll but be going a little bit like following
- 27:15Speaker 4: a little bit too closely, and he's like, but then
- 27:19Speaker 4: it gives me a fright and then I'm a more
- 27:20Speaker 4: dangerous driver.
- 27:22Speaker 11: So annoying.
- 27:23Speaker 1: You don't want the person you like they're in a
- 27:27Speaker 1: seance or something like that.
- 27:29Speaker 3: But lovely God, lovely guy, lovely guy, that guy.
- 27:34Speaker 1: Lovely guy. The compliments sand was just complete. So what
- 27:38Speaker 1: is the complain that you want to make about? Maybe
- 27:40Speaker 1: your partner who's lovely partner. Lovely partner loves lovely people.
- 27:45Speaker 1: You travel within the car, But what complaints would you
- 27:47Speaker 1: like to make? Maybe you're the passenger, maybe you're the driver.
- 27:50Speaker 3: We'll take all I'll share one that gim she is
- 27:52Speaker 3: about me, and I can see why it would irritate you.
- 27:55Speaker 3: You got something about me too, driving a lovely guy,
- 27:59Speaker 3: but lots of lots about the.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Talking about your car complaints. It complains about people that
- 28:07Speaker 3: you drive with regularly eight hundred the hits four four
- 28:09Speaker 3: eight seven is the text machine. My wife Jen, she
- 28:13Speaker 3: really really irritates her when I because I refuse to
- 28:16Speaker 3: use Google Maps driving around the city of Like I've
- 28:18Speaker 3: been in the city for nearly forty years. I know
- 28:21Speaker 3: every nook and cranny of the space, everybody's secret little
- 28:25Speaker 3: back alleyway, even little shortcut you name it. That irritates
- 28:28Speaker 3: you when I take shortcuts, doesn't it?
- 28:30Speaker 1: You go through like fruit World stores and also.
- 28:33Speaker 3: Drive through a wash World, petel station, through a kindergarten,
- 28:37Speaker 3: you know, just to shave off valuable seconds if you
- 28:39Speaker 3: drive time. So I don't use Google Maps. And google
- 28:42Speaker 3: Maps is great technology, isn't. It really gets you from
- 28:45Speaker 3: point A to pointd B as quickly as possible, and
- 28:50Speaker 3: I'll be late. Sometimes she's like, did you use Google Maps?
- 28:52Speaker 6: No?
- 28:53Speaker 3: I went off my gut instinct, gut interstinct. And the
- 28:56Speaker 3: other thing too, that winds we have to about Google
- 28:57Speaker 3: Maps is I always feel press that I put on
- 29:00Speaker 3: myself to beat the arrival time.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Really sometimes like a challenge that they sit. Yeah, my wife,
- 29:08Speaker 1: she will I'll go off and say, because I love
- 29:09Speaker 1: Google Maps, I'll be like, can you put that in?
- 29:11Speaker 1: And she'll like yep, and then she'll turn it off
- 29:13Speaker 1: and halfway through the troups just like go yep, got that,
- 29:16Speaker 1: And I'm like, just keep it on, keep it on.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Today, like it'll.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Follow the things. She's like, no, I've got it. I've
- 29:22Speaker 1: just seen it now and I've got it. But I'm like,
- 29:24Speaker 1: but I have to now correspond through her. I'm like,
- 29:26Speaker 1: just leave google Maps tell us where we need to go.
- 29:29Speaker 1: It knows where to go. Yeah.
- 29:30Speaker 3: So are you quite an interactive passage?
- 29:33Speaker 1: I like to know. I like to keep looking at
- 29:35Speaker 1: Google Maps. Yeah, yeah, see the updates, but she'll just
- 29:40Speaker 1: turn it off again and then I have to sometimes
- 29:41Speaker 1: go back into it.
- 29:42Speaker 3: I'm like, just keep it on, keep it on, Lucy,
- 29:46Speaker 3: you're on. How are you this morning?
- 29:48Speaker 10: Oh morning, guys, I'm good things. How are you?
- 29:50Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, It's lovely to have you on, Lucy. Car complaints,
- 29:53Speaker 3: who's it about?
- 29:55Speaker 10: Yes, my husband, I'm admittedly a passenger prince who's most
- 29:59Speaker 10: of the time, but he recently told me that he
- 30:02Speaker 10: feels like he's in a prolonged car crash when I'm driving.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Oh, like, what, so something's going to happen at some stage?
- 30:08Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 10: I think maybe I'm two porters that he feels tense
- 30:12Speaker 10: the entire ride.
- 30:13Speaker 3: He is he holding onto things? Is he?
- 30:16Speaker 7: Yes?
- 30:16Speaker 10: I feel like he looks tense, like I've never crashed.
- 30:19Speaker 10: I have never crashed before. But I don't know why
- 30:22Speaker 10: he's got this feeling.
- 30:23Speaker 3: A lot of it people, I think, are those who
- 30:25Speaker 3: probably like to be in control of the surroundings. So
- 30:28Speaker 3: if you're a passenger, you're vulnerable, you're not in charge.
- 30:30Speaker 3: My dad was like, there he'd be when ever might
- 30:32Speaker 3: drive my dear because it's a very radic driver on
- 30:34Speaker 3: the roads. As many tickets would testify. My dad will
- 30:39Speaker 3: push an imaginary brake with his fire and.
- 30:44Speaker 1: We're going to check you out of the Jay to New
- 30:45Speaker 1: York to hopefully go see Teddy Swims, Katy Perry and
- 30:49Speaker 1: Moore at the jingle Ball.
- 30:50Speaker 10: Hey, amazing, Thanks for the luck.
- 30:52Speaker 3: Have a great week in Lucy. Appreciate that we're going
- 30:54Speaker 3: to go to care Keeley, how are you hi?
- 30:58Speaker 10: I'm good. How are you?
- 30:58Speaker 3: We're doing really well? Keey watched your car complaint this morning.
- 31:02Speaker 12: Well, my partner constantly, every time I drive, will hold
- 31:07Speaker 12: the holy crap handle, which is the handle above your hair.
- 31:12Speaker 12: I could not stand it, and sometimes.
- 31:16Speaker 14: Even followed with a WinCE like that, you know, and
- 31:20Speaker 14: it's like, can you not. I'm perfectly fine bick the holy.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Because we already think about what is it really for.
- 31:29Speaker 1: It's just when you're like, geez, I'm really freaking out.
- 31:31Speaker 3: When you're driving with Keeley exactly. Oh that is great.
- 31:36Speaker 3: And so how does he drive though?
- 31:38Speaker 12: Well, yeah, he thinks he's a perfect driver, but I
- 31:42Speaker 12: don't hold the holy crap handle even when I should.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's good. I love the holy crap.
- 31:49Speaker 3: It's really making a statement, is we're going to put
- 31:51Speaker 3: you in the drawer as well.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Good luck. You could be going to New York this afternoon.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Make sure you listen to men in PJ.
- 31:57Speaker 12: God, my goodness, thank you so much.
- 31:59Speaker 3: All right, you'll need your holy crap handles over there
- 32:01Speaker 3: on that traffic. Good on, you appreciate it. Someone's texting
- 32:03Speaker 3: as well, my partner. Wherever we are in a car
- 32:07Speaker 3: park of any kind, there's a park. There was a park,
- 32:10Speaker 3: there was a there, there's a park. There's that park.
- 32:13Speaker 1: That's a place for bickering, tell you what.
- 32:16Speaker 3: And for some reason, when there's more car parks available,
- 32:19Speaker 3: that opens up the bickering. So I got that one.
- 32:21Speaker 2: There was one the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 32:24Speaker 1: I like to catch up with this person every week.
- 32:26Speaker 1: We stumbled across Danniella. She works for the Quest Hotel
- 32:29Speaker 1: on Titango, where I was trying to track down a
- 32:30Speaker 1: missing sock that I had, and she's great, she's hilarious.
- 32:33Speaker 3: This is wonderful. Bonjoorno, Daniella.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Here we go. That was actually just reading Italian news
- 32:48Speaker 1: actually today, well some not not news. I wasn't looking
- 32:51Speaker 1: for Italian news, but the Fontana de Trevy, the Treviy
- 32:54Speaker 1: found on the famous one.
- 32:55Speaker 3: Where you got engaged.
- 32:56Speaker 1: I got engaged. They've actually drained. They're doing some renovations
- 32:59Speaker 1: on it. Rained it at the moment, and there's like
- 33:01Speaker 1: almost like a little peddling pool they put in front
- 33:03Speaker 1: so people can get a photo with water there and
- 33:04Speaker 1: throw your coins in, But the actual pool was under
- 33:07Speaker 1: maintenance at the moment. I don't know if you know
- 33:09Speaker 1: about that.
- 33:10Speaker 3: No, sorry, I'm across Italian news.
- 33:14Speaker 1: I'm across. It's come across my news desk.
- 33:17Speaker 3: But they take all the coins out.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Apparently they make it and make it over a million,
- 33:21Speaker 1: a million and a half dollars they give to charity
- 33:23Speaker 1: by people throwing coins annual mountain, yeah, every year a million. Yeah,
- 33:28Speaker 1: they give it all the charity. But over a million
- 33:30Speaker 1: and a half yeah.
- 33:31Speaker 3: Well, and those are very honest, trustworthy Italians. They don't
- 33:35Speaker 3: even dip their little Italian fingers in there and steal
- 33:37Speaker 3: the coins. I always wondered, like if I was just
- 33:41Speaker 3: to just place a fountain in the middle of the city,
- 33:44Speaker 3: how much I would garner, how much revenue would Garnica.
- 33:47Speaker 3: You know, you just you check a couple of coins
- 33:48Speaker 3: and need to get the ball rolling, and just it's
- 33:50Speaker 3: like busking put some things in there, and you're like,
- 33:52Speaker 3: people just want to throw coins in.
- 33:54Speaker 4: But there's lots of fountains around that people don't throw
- 33:57Speaker 4: money into.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Yeah, what you need to do is you just need
- 33:59Speaker 3: to get starting half a dozen coins to get that
- 34:02Speaker 3: thing anyway.
- 34:03Speaker 8: Sorry, okay, carry.
- 34:06Speaker 3: On now, daniel Awdia have been playing a bit of
- 34:09Speaker 3: a fun game with you any because you work at
- 34:11Speaker 3: the hotel. The Quest and Total the Lost and Found
- 34:15Speaker 3: there is the name of the segment where you tell
- 34:17Speaker 3: us anything that people have left behind from the hotel
- 34:19Speaker 3: and we try and track him down. Didn't have a win.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Last week. We were after an owner of a jersey,
- 34:25Speaker 3: which was what was the brand.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Of the jersey?
- 34:27Speaker 3: It was, yeah, that jersey just waiting to Donna Torso,
- 34:34Speaker 3: so well, we didn't connect to that person. What's it
- 34:36Speaker 3: sounds like an Italian person?
- 34:38Speaker 5: Donna tors So.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I was like, that's my cousin.
- 34:46Speaker 3: And what have we got in the lost box this week? Danielle,
- 34:48Speaker 3: do you.
- 34:49Speaker 13: Want to know what I got on the lost box?
- 34:51Speaker 13: I do have, like you know, one of the Super
- 34:55Speaker 13: Bowls and he's been lost. I mean it's been left
- 34:59Speaker 13: in twenty seven on Room two nineteen.
- 35:02Speaker 3: Okay, so what what is I sorry, a super Bowl?
- 35:06Speaker 3: You know I'm a super Bowl, the super Bowl, the.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Word American super Bowl. I was like a super Bowl
- 35:18Speaker 1: trophy in your hotel, Travis kel been staying.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Okay, So if anyone has lost a super a super
- 35:30Speaker 3: Bowl please known as super give us a cool And
- 35:40Speaker 3: what else has been going on this week? Daniellee?
- 35:43Speaker 13: What's happening this week? I'm doing at the talks, you know,
- 35:46Speaker 13: prepare my body for summer. Yeah, called sugar really and
- 35:54Speaker 13: not carbs as not carbs yet. Yeah, being awesome. I'm
- 35:58Speaker 13: feeling a new person.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Do you you feel better or you don't feel any different?
- 36:02Speaker 2: No?
- 36:02Speaker 13: No, no, feeling better. I can sleep better. I'm focusing better. Yeah.
- 36:06Speaker 13: I encourage even you guys to do one.
- 36:08Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 36:08Speaker 3: I always think about it. Yeah, I always think about it.
- 36:11Speaker 3: That I had a vegetarian meal the other night, so
- 36:13Speaker 3: that kind of did.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Daniell.
- 36:20Speaker 3: So I'll be fine, thank you. Don't you worry about me?
- 36:23Speaker 3: I must show you my spag bowl. Yeah one of
- 36:27Speaker 3: these days. Doesn't annoy you that we call it spag bawl?
- 36:31Speaker 2: Yes?
- 36:31Speaker 13: Yeah, you want me to be honest.
- 36:35Speaker 3: You play your cards right, you might even get a
- 36:37Speaker 3: couple of bits of garlic breath.
- 36:40Speaker 13: Maybe come for dinner, wait for me three hours driving
- 36:43Speaker 13: and I.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Will be there when you're not detoxing and spag bowl.
- 36:51Speaker 3: All right, Danielle, I love you to hear from you.
- 36:53Speaker 9: You guys have a lovely week.
- 36:55Speaker 2: The Hits that Joan Being podcast.
- 36:57Speaker 1: It's a Friday morning here on the Hats, No Mega.
- 37:00Speaker 1: She had an operation on her wrist, a small operation,
- 37:03Speaker 1: but she decided for some reason she wanted to a
- 37:05Speaker 1: deep sleep.
- 37:06Speaker 3: Yeah, she went full knockout, and the doctors just like honestly,
- 37:08Speaker 3: we could just do a local she went. She went
- 37:10Speaker 3: on and been demanded that we get some audio of
- 37:14Speaker 3: her fresh out of the surgery, fresh from the painkillers,
- 37:18Speaker 3: and it delivered.
- 37:21Speaker 5: Hello, had such a beast sleep, You guys would be
- 37:25Speaker 5: so heavy for me. I just had egg examine. Got
- 37:31Speaker 5: a pink hand. It's never been cuter. But you guys
- 37:36Speaker 5: want the pink hand? Do you want a pink hand?
- 37:40Speaker 6: I can.
- 37:41Speaker 5: I can't give you're a pink hand been than a
- 37:44Speaker 5: pink eye? Am all right?
- 37:48Speaker 6: Am?
- 37:48Speaker 1: I right?
- 37:49Speaker 3: A little bit like Kardashian, A little bit like your A.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Packets of cigarettes today Raywan, but Ali, we were playing
- 37:59Speaker 1: the earlier you yoursel phone a little bit. Hey, I've
- 38:02Speaker 1: got some audio that can match that.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Yeah, quietly, but send it to you guys. You know,
- 38:06Speaker 3: and you've decided to plan on it.
- 38:08Speaker 4: So here we are order operations. I have a wisdom
- 38:11Speaker 4: teeth house all four, all four?
- 38:13Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is just moments later.
- 38:16Speaker 14: I have from.
- 38:19Speaker 9: How to use my tongue?
- 38:20Speaker 3: How do you use that for boiling water?
- 38:24Speaker 9: And when I wouldn't even know swallowing hard were spitting tonight,
- 38:37Speaker 9: I just came out of the vagint.
- 38:44Speaker 4: Your wild there's me and I don't remember any of
- 38:48Speaker 4: it either, Like I don't remember that. Sam showed me
- 38:50Speaker 4: the video afterwards, and I was like, oh my goodness.
- 38:52Speaker 3: When Sam about the thing tonight, was like, should we tomorrow?
- 39:00Speaker 1: If you've got videos like that, you can get in
- 39:02Speaker 1: touch with us on social media that had to break
- 39:04Speaker 1: this or four four eights even, we'd love to play
- 39:06Speaker 1: your ones if you're.
- 39:06Speaker 3: Up for it that next week. Life would be a
- 39:08Speaker 3: lot more bearable if we're all like that, wouldn't