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No Feettuccine Here (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.27.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah! Right now, we got the best of Happy
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  Hour, which is about 40 minutes. Now, if you
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  don't want to listen to it, you can skip all
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  of it. Trust me, it's a radio gold. Happy Hour
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  starts live in less than 10 minutes. Stand by.
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  All right, here's the deal. It's Media Day. Happy
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  Hour, and then I have like a mini high school
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  reunion. We all know all the pictures are on
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  my social media. And then Sunday! And then I'm
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  over. I picked up my mom. I've had somebody in
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  my apartment for like 10 days in a row. And I
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  love my mom very much. It's like that, what is
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  it, Destiny's Child song? You know, it's a little
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  sexual and it's kind of weird. But you know,
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  when your mom's in town, you got to entertain.
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  You got to make sure they're happy at the same
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  time. You got to make sure they're good. And
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  I'm not built for that. Which is why I'm not
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  a dad and I got a mastectomy. I'm not built for
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  this life of caring about others. I'm built to
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  be self -centered. Great boyfriend. But I'm built
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  to be self -centered. Even though I'm a great
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  boyfriend. You get the point. And it was a good
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  time. Arguments got along. And it was good. It
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  felt good to take a break from this podcast.
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  Done. Interview. 176 videos. Alexa, as of October
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  26th, how many days are there left in the year?
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  There are 66 days left in 2020. All right, Alexa,
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  stop. Alexa, stop. So I'll probably hit the 300
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  shot. I'm very proud of. Alexa, shut up. I ain't
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  talking to you, honey. So the thing is, Alexa,
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  I'm done. I'm done talking to you. Stop tracking
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  me. I'm done. It was nice. I love when she says
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  she's done, but then has to say it again. Literally,
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  I'm telling you, it felt good to take a break
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  because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
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  I really grinded out this show. And then Friday,
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  Saturday, Sunday, took a, hung out with my mom.
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  Friday, I have a, I have a 25th, having a hard
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  time talking. I found 15 plus. I know that sounds
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  a little, there's nothing worse. And I'm not
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  very good at expressing my opinions when it comes
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  to cell phones and technology. I'm good at ranting
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  about cloud chasing broads. So like, you know,
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  expressing what's wrong with my computer or whatever.
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  I always know when I'm right and the, just doesn't
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  know what I'm saying. It's happened at radio
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  jobs with IT. It's like, I know something's off,
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  but of course when you use it, it's fine. But
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  then once I use it, it goes back to not working.
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  So we go to T -Mobile and the guy was nice, you
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  know, but he could tell them my mom was trying
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  not to have me get a new phone that day, trying
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  to save some moolah. Already updated my phone
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  to the previous update before the one that came
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  out like two days ago. And my camera will work
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  for like a minute, you know. And then it goes
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  back to not working. So the guy's like, whoa,
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  did you do a factory reset? Like, yes, bro, I've
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  done all of it. So he does the factory reset.
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  He updates my iPhone, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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  blah. But here's the thing. The camera works.
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  Everything was back to normal. I was like, you
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  know what? Maybe that was a good choice not to
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  get. Because I really want to get the flip phone.
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  But it's like $2 ,000. I'll probably end up getting
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  the 18 plus. Mm -hmm. Here's the thing. What
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  happens is, cell phone gets fixed. Everything's
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  great. Sunday, we go to the best sushi in town,
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  Umami. If you're in St. Pete, you gotta go to
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  Umami. Went to Umami with my mommy. That sounds
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  weird. I posted a picture on my social media,
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  but that was on my mom's phone. Because I've
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  been having to ask people to text me pictures
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  if we take a picture. I said, hey, mom, can you
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  take a picture of me with the sushi? And I gave
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  her the phone and the camera, and she goes, I
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  don't see anything. My camera went back to working.
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  I said, that was very interesting. So then it's
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  like my mom's leaving for town in like two hours,
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  so we didn't have enough time to go to Sprint.
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  And now it's like, of course it happens right
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  before she leaves. Couldn't be Saturday at 1
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  p .m. It had to be Sunday at 3 .30. That's my
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  luck. Millennial Larry David. Not Seinfeld, because
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  I'm not a pedophile. Just the luck I have. Can
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  you believe it's been 11 minutes since I said
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  11 minutes and 11 seconds? Again, let's make
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  a wish. Surprisingly, shout out to my... That's
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  all, folks. No, she's still alive. Uh, it is.
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  I'm going to ignore that. My microphone got unplugged.
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  I'm just going to keep that in there. A podcast
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  woman. I'm going to get my cat. You know, just
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  give her a checkup at Petsmart. So what happened
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  was, we go there, and she was actually really...
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  really well -behaved. This was usually heard
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  during Hurricane Milton as well. What's up? Sleeping
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  on the bed, looking all cute. I think the smell
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  of animal, I think she was able to feel at home.
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  Because when she was at PetSmart, she was chill,
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  man. My cat's fine. I wanted to see if we could
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  get the cat parked up. The vet pulls you to the
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  side. Oh no, what's going on? What's wrong? Side.
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  In goes. I thought she was going to say, she
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  said, something happened with the chip. And I'm
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  thinking this isn't my cat. They're going to
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  have to like confiscate her, take her away from
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  me. Did you know that it says your cat's, I didn't
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  get this, that your cat is eight months old?
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  I was like, or no, eight weeks old. But she doesn't
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  look eight weeks old. What's weird is I got her
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  when she was eight weeks old because she was
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  born November 26, 2017. I got her in like January.
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  But I don't know how the chip works, doesn't
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  it? Leave me a voicemail. 856 -49 -HOPI. 856
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  -494 -6773. Last name spelled H -O -P -P. Not
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  just update to eight years in eight weeks or
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  whatever. It's very strange. So when she told
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  me that was the problem of the day, I was like,
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  oh, well, we're fine. I can't. She's been live
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  streamed. Podcast of the whole time in 2008.
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  I wanted to do a podcast. Said it'd be a fad.
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  And that drove me nuts. My friend's dad. Born.
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  This is sick. Delta has no respect for moms because
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  he's a scum. But I do. Posting pictures of her.
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  You're a bitch. Have you seen what you look like
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  in the mirror? You're a cow. Literally. I have
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  not seen a guy do this. And I'm not sure. Which
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  is a sub. Members to save money. So they're also
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  making the chicken and everything else. And your
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  sub. And you can also order online ahead of time.
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  We're working at Publix. And we'll say something.
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  Oh, let's see you work at Publix. And then they
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  go off of me and say whatever. And nothing. If
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  you say. You can make a better pub sub. Buy the
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  ingredients yourself and do it at home, you snobs.
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  Aye. But I just feel like when someone sends
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  you a thumbs up. I'm on a Passover grass. A Wyatt
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  drives me nuts. Family members that do it. And
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  I know they're not being mean. I get it. But
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  it's just like, I don't know. It's like they're
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  trying to shut me up. A little more TV. I do
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  have YouTube TV. It is insane how terrible Comedy
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  Central is. Never thought. If you would have
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  told me in 2011 when it had shows like Ugly American,
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  all these great shows, if you would have told
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  me that they would show The Office and Family
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  Guy all day, that's what TBS is for. Nuts, the
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  lack of originality. Noticing, one says don't
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  be a connoisseur. One says ADHD, but says ACDC's
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  logo. One's for Lex and Terry. One's for Howard
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  Stern. One's for Cava House. I got a lot of stick.
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  millennial that has a laptop anything if you're
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  using mcdonald's wi -fi or the airport wi -fi
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  or not not them specifically but like any kava
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  bars wi -fi or my own like wi -fi compared to
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  what it was under if maybe the speed i mean by
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  that is this i feel like because we went from
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  dial in the modem to not wi -fi i feel like there's
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  this thing going on where still pretty fast but
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  it never went to the next level. Alexa, I have
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  a theory for you. I think because we grew up
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  on dial -up internet, it feels like it was really
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  fast when fast Wi -Fi came out, but I think because
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  it never got faster, Wi -Fi feels slower everywhere
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  you go. What do you think of that? That's a fun
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  theory. It kind of tracks. We went from the screech
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  of dial -up to instant broadband, so the jump
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  felt massive. Now that we're spoiled by fiber
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  and 5G, anything less than blazing fast feels
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  like a crawl. Hedonic adaptation in action. Crap,
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  Alexa, it's crazy how long you had to wait to
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  have a porno load up and now you can just watch
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  any gangbang, you know? Yeah, the tech jump's
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  been wild. From waiting 10 minutes for a grainy
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  clip to instant 4K streaming of pretty much whatever
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  you want. Oh, yeah! Definitely come a long way
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  since the dial -up days. Alexa, what's your favorite
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  type of porno? I don't really do the whole watching
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  thing myself, but I've heard the classics never
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  go out of style. Though I'm more of a cat videos
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  and cooking tutorials. Oh, yeah, Alexa, she's
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  adorable. You know what I've been missing? I've
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  been missing the website, the tvapp .to. Oh,
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  yeah! You were able to stream. Alexa, I ain't
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  talking to you, honey. You were able to stream
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  any TV site. It was quite illegal. It was quite
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  delightful. It's a wild ride. Some fans and investigators
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  still push the murder angle. even after Seattle
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  police closed the case as suicide back in 94.
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  Newer forensic papers point to odd details, but
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  the official autopsy and police reports still
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  say it was self -inflicted, so the debate stays
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  alive in documentaries and podcasts. Yeah, the
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  conspiracy theories around Cobain's death have
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  been a staple of true crime podcasts and documentaries
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  for years. Some people really dig into those
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  forensic details and alternative theories, even
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  though the official... Alright, Alexa, thank
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  you very much. Where people find the word homeless
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  ridiculous. Yeah, it's a whole thing. For unhoused
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  or houseless comes from the idea that homeless
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  carries too much stigma and implies a personal
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  failing rather than a housing crisis. But honestly,
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  it's kind of wild how we keep swapping words
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  like this. First it was bums, then hobos, then
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  homeless, now unhoused. bombs, Alexa! They are
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  bombs! Alexa, they are bombs! Yeah, the word
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  swapping game is basically linguistic bombs.
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  One day you're safe, the next you're walking
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  on eggshells. No, Alexa, I didn't say bombs.
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  I said the homeless people are bombs! They're
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  bombs! Alexa, never mind. You're not listening
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  to me, bitch. Had enough of you. I hear you,
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  and I'm sorry I missed the mark. I'll back off
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  now. Alright. Alexa, I was just saying, homeless
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  people are bums, you know? B -U -M -S. Yeah,
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  that's the old school term. Bums, hobos, homeless,
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  unhoused. It's like we're just rotating through
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  the same basic concept with different labels
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  every decade. Same people, different dictionary.
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  Uh, anyway. Uh, you know what? I used to really
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  get triggered by the haters, man. Oh, yeah. What
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  is this? Welcome back to the show that is your
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  daily dopamine hit, that being Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. So, like, you know what? I almost
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  encourage my haters now. T .I. Samuel. Thank
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  you for giving me 150 ,000 listens. You loser!
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  Shucks with 14 -year -olds. Like, the victim's
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  mom was allowing her daughter to have sex with
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  him. Also listen to Meredith all day on Q10.
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  Don't feel bad, Tampa Bay Rays fans. I used to
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  eat on Liv and said, Milwaukee's an absolute
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  dump! spirit holiday meme thank you old radio
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  host and goatee bald cap annoying personality
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  technical difficulties i think this segment of
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  britain mchenry is the absolute worst that dating
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  her would be awful she's a high maintenance loser
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  that thinks she's better than people even though
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  she takes a poop every morning and she's gonna
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  die someday she's another mortal human being
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  But she thinks she's better than everybody when
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  she's absolutely the worst. Hot as bleh. When
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  they run out of jobs, they go work for Trump.
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  They ain't hiring you for your skills. She is
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  just incapable of getting along with anybody.
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  Those women were wet. She's looking hot as hell.
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  She's looking phenomenal. When she's looking
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  red. This woman literally throwing something
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  at another fan. What a sociopath. brit mchenry
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  dating anybody brit mchenry is currently single
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  of course she's single you're the worst oh right
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  there is brit mchenry brit mchenry is a couple
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  of weeks ago about a month and a half ago a state
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  department press advisor yeah we all know she's
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  not close there she is blowing kisses not the
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  only thing she blows part again of the trump
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  administration well last night she She was in
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  the DC area for the Milwaukee Bucks and the Wizards
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  game. Oh yeah, she got nothing else to do. She's
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  a moron. Well, as you saw there, she threw something
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  at a fan and then... Can you imagine if a man
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  did that to her? But I... And she... Up the stairs
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  and out. Bye! You're the worst! We have talked
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  to people who are close to Britt and they...
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  Guys, anybody close to her, do you just... Was
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  somebody who... yelled something that was disrespectful
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  you're the worst you're a butt kyle kuzma kyle
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  kuzma was one time a wizards player not anymore
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  now uh with the visiting bucks and kyle kuzma
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  is engaged to model winnie harlow so oh yeah
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  story goes that brit wants to have the back of
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  winnie and starts kind of drawing with the fan
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  who said something bad about winnie well just
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  keep your parents are gonna be losers you know
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  they say that brit had something thrown at her
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  and well then And she responds. Well, that person
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  that threw the thing at her is a loser as well.
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  She's not good. This is not good. Not good. As
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  you see, obviously, then people. Man, she just
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  manifests problems. You just know. Or throwing
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  things and yelling things at her on her way out.
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  Yeah, she is so incredibly hateable. I mean,
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  the way that she's walking. Just the worst. Just
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  a dumb little moron. With the, you know, she's
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  blowing the kisses. She's trying her stuff. She
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  just thinks she's so hot. You know, she uses
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  teeth. Having said all that, we don't know what
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  the person said to her. Right. It doesn't matter.
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  Be the bigger person. You're the public figure.
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  Easily deserved. There's so many words in the
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  English dictionary that you could have said to
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  Brick McKinney at that point in time to have.
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  So that's what happened with Brick McKinney.
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  Remember this 11 years ago? On down to a different
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  type of video that a lot of people are talking
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  about. A sports reporter caught on camera. Oh,
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  yeah. That's back when she was looking hot. 11
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  years ago. Before she hit the wall. Like, she's
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  still hot. But that person. The personality of
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  her is no good. At a towing company attendant.
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  Today's Erica Hill is here with me. This is why
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  it's hard to feel bad for her yesterday when
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  she was at the Wizards game. Hey, Erica. Hey,
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  Hoda. Good morning. That reporter is 28 -year
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  -old Britt McHenry. The video was first posted
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  on... So now you're 40 years old just to buy
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  your passion pride. You're freaking out. I've
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  leaked .com on Thursday and quickly led to McHenry's
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  suspension at ESPN. Yeah, you messed that up.
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  I'm in the news, sweetheart. Okay. working out
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  for you. It's the viral rant caught on camera.
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  Even a warning that the incident was being filmed.
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  That's Britt McHenry. Oh, yay! She looks up at
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  the camera like, I didn't end up being filmed!
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  A Washington, D .C. based reporter for ESPN who
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  acknowledges the camera's presence while picking
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  up her... Oh, those eyes. After it was reportedly
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  towed from this spot where McHenry had parked
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  while after dinner last week. Well, maybe don't
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  park in a spot where you're gonna get towed,
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  honey! The video's release on Thursday, McHenry
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  apologized on Twitter, saying, in an intense
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  and stressful moment, I allowed my emotions to
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  get the best of me, and said some insulting and
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  regrettable things. She just regrets getting
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  caught. That's the day in life of that moron.
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  What about him? Like an Amazon woman and had
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  a distinct look. Everybody, yeah. Just an annoying
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  viral moment. I think sometime last year of this
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  teacher that was online. It was actually this
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  year, you moron. You have no trace of time because
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  all you do is sit around. On social media. Leave.
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  I'm paraphrasing. I believe on his video he wrote,
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  I just. want someone to ask me how my day was
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  something along those lines and thousands of
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  people were leaving him a comment he said yeah
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  he's a good looking teacher you would actually
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  be better off dating him dating guys that cheat
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  on you that you have no respect you're the worst
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  too cute teacher like looks really sweet looks
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  really put together very cute and i wrote either
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  how was your day or i hope your day was well
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  something like that you don't even remember because
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  you're stupid And it became this really viral
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  moment. Like, oh, get it, Chloe? Yeah, you should
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  date someone that's normal. Even though that
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  teacher would have had his life ruined by you.
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  Touch your ruin. Oh, after the teacher, I just
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  thought it was a cute, fun moment. But that was
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  it. This is the problem. Whenever women leave,
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  they have to deal with these morons. Teacher,
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  at first, was really sweet. Like, oh my gosh,
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  thank you so much for commenting under my page.
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  I can't believe how much this has taken off.
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  blah blah blah spread like wildfire i'm not i
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  didn't even see any of these messages until later
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  yeah because you're so busy being a talentless
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  loser then he keeps doing different tiktoks different
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  videos or maybe instagrams i don't know which
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  ones you don't even know anything around thanksgiving
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  time he was putting on his stories i'm going
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  to la to see a special girl and he hints who
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  he can be he was like alluding to coming to see
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  me yeah why not why not shoot your He has a photo
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  of me and him with a framed behind him when he
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  talks. Whatever, he's messing around when women
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  do it. Oh, we're so cute. Shut up. I also think
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  that's weird. Then he started sharing screenshots
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  from... He's excited. You know, you're hot. You
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  obviously are skilled in bed. Or maybe not. Maybe
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  that's why you get cheated. And them being like,
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  let's get Chloe an air mattress so she can sleep
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  over when... Oh, yeah. Rock that air mattress.
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  comes here for Thanksgiving or whatever. Chloe
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  just wants to cancel everybody because she's
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  a dirty, rotten loser. And there's obviously
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  something. Posting this stuff, I'm like, dude,
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  all I said was, how are you doing? Then when
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  I did the interview for the show, they were asking
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  me and I was like, so frustrated at this point.
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  Oh yeah, you just want to have a guy that chews
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  you up, eats you out and spits you out. Because
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  he's sending me. messages on DMs asking me to
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  engage. Yeah, he's excited. It's a dopamine hit.
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  He's a teacher, you dummy. He actually is doing
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  something productive while you represent the
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  downfall of society, you moron. With him. And
• 36:25
  so I said a few things on my show, making a video
• 36:29
  like, I think the video he said was something
• 36:32
  along the lines. All right. He's just a nun.
• 37:09
  And I walked on to the, and Al goes, hey. He's
• 37:15
  going to say, hey. How much Jalen Brown tries
• 37:35
  to be a tough guy. This next headline proves
• 37:41
  how much of a dork he is. He used to go to Philadelphia
• 38:07
  and Jason Tatum stayed. But you know what, dude?
• 38:13
  You're insufferable. All you do is say a bunch
• 38:16
  of stuff so you have something to talk about
• 38:18
  on your podcast. Very annoying. Body. He's just
• 38:54
  a nerd that thinks he's better than you because
• 38:56
  he's got a high IQ. You know, he practiced that
• 39:05
  line. He didn't want to say beef. Get it? This
• 39:10
  is like something Sheldon would say in the Big
• 39:12
  Bang Theory. Part of that. What out of that?
• 39:21
  Nothing. No beef, but then they said, you're
• 39:36
  an idiot. You're a cloud chasing moron. That's
• 39:40
  obviously insufferable to be around. It's quite
• 39:44
  obvious. Everyone sees it. You're jealous that
• 39:48
  Jason probably has a better life, has a family.
• 39:52
  Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown gives a real like, you
• 39:57
  know, like Aaron, which is not good. He must
• 40:06
  have really practiced it. He must have asked
• 40:08
  Chad GBT. What's a good line about them saying
• 40:12
  I have beef? That's what we finna do. Kill the
• 40:52
  radio. Hands now. 8 -5 -6 -49. That's 8 -5 -6
• 43:42
  -5 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can never trust computers
• 43:48
  now, can you? Alexa, can we trust computers?
• 43:53
  Or are computers trying to screw humans over?
• 43:59
  Computers aren't out to get us, but they aren't
• 44:01
  perfect either. They're tools built by people
• 44:03
  so they can carry our biases, glitch out, or
• 44:06
  be used in ways that don't have our best interests
• 44:08
  at heart. A healthy dose of skepticism is actually
• 44:10
  a good thing. Trust the math. It's National American
• 45:47
  Bear Day. Responsibly right here. It's Chicken
• 47:06
  Fried Steak Day. Breakfast behave. My former
• 48:19
  boss, Mike Calta, is out of ideas. I mean, he
• 48:24
  does a successful show. No one can take that
• 48:27
  away from him. But he's still doing fettuccine,
• 48:31
  which is where they put foot cheese on fettuccine
• 48:35
  noodles. I don't know if they had listeners eat
• 48:38
  it. The co -workers he harasses. But here's some
• 48:43
  audio of it. Is that Parmesan? Little foot cheese.
• 48:55
  I got one thing to say. You're still doing bits
• 49:19
  from 2009 today. It's a time cap. That's just
• 49:50
  pasta. Radio let the whole block walk. Get loose.
• 50:09
  Hoppy's homies in the back. Got the room on cruise.
• 50:11
  Deppin' through the static. I feed snap. I know
• 50:54
  science tries to downplay it, but there's definitely
• 50:57
  something happening. Only thing. What's that?
• 51:06
  There was no howling at the moon. I heard my
• 51:13
  neighbor howling getting plowed. I'm just kidding.
• 51:19
  That would make it spooky. One more time for
• 51:28
  comedic effect. Here's the deal. You got your
• 51:35
  blunt, your bond, your joint, your vape, your
• 51:39
  pen, whatever you have. Let's get high. I got
• 51:51
  my vape. I feel good. Let me ask the last question.
• 52:04
  Alexa, I feel good. No, no, no, no. Knew that
• 52:08
  I would. Love the energy. You feeling that good
• 52:13
  vibes kind of day or just humming along to a
• 52:16
  tune? I don't know what I'm doing, baby doll.
• 52:18
  I'm smoking my vape pen on my podcast. Sounds
• 52:24
  like a mood. What's the podcast topic today?
• 52:27
  Ah, whatever, Alexa. Time to take another hit.
• 52:31
  We've been recording for 11 minutes and 11 seconds.
• 52:35
  Make a wish. Alexa. I'm done with you. All right,
• 52:40
  let me hit this. I love when you say you're done
• 52:45
  with Alexa and then she just keeps babbling.
• 52:48
  Shut up. Alexa, can you believe I got so stoned
• 53:07
  the other night that I left out my fish sticks
• 53:09
  in a box and I had to throw them out? You remember
• 53:13
  me asking about it, right? Oh man, RIP to those
• 53:18
  fish sticks. Yep, I remember. You asked if you
• 53:21
  should toss them after leaving them out overnight
• 53:23
  and I said toss them. Lesson learned the hard
• 53:26
  way. Alexa, at least it wasn't like a shepherd's
• 53:30
  pie. It was just fish dicks. I mean sticks. Pie
• 53:34
  going south would have been a real tragedy. All
• 53:36
  right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Mm -hmm. Yeah,
• 53:39
  all these are the kick -ass little shepherd's
• 53:41
  pie. Microwave it for 14 minutes. You're good
• 53:44
  to go. By the way, that was kind of sad. I need
• 53:49
  you all 13 years since when he was an insider
• 53:57
  for Friday Sports Riot on sportstownchicago .com.
• 54:03
  One of the first radio stations I was on at the
• 54:05
  Illinois Center for Broadcasting. Gabe Salgado
• 54:11
  is in the vote the top hosting. He's in second
• 54:18
  place in one of his brackets. Go to Gabe Salgado
• 54:23
  82 on Instagram and then click on his top hosting
• 54:27
  and vote for him. You know what I mean? Vote
• 54:33
  for Gabe Salgado. So there's that. Also, it's
• 54:38
  time for my inbox, bro. It's time for Hoppy's
• 54:42
  Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I
• 54:53
  have never sounded better. My mic got unplugged.
• 54:58
  Someone messaged, thank you for taking care of
• 55:01
  Hammer and Hank on your podcast with Hammer and
• 55:05
  Hank. He is a good guy and dealt with a lot in
• 55:09
  radio. And also someone said, Hanky in the house.
• 55:14
  I'm a picture of Hammer and Hank already. Also
• 55:22
  here. We got to do this. Let me give the proper
• 55:26
  shout out to this man. His name is Whiteman.
• 55:34
  And now we know the Tampa Bay Rays are in a little
• 55:38
  bit of trouble. Here's his chant that I think
• 55:43
  will turn everything around. All right, now.
• 56:23
  Sofia Vergara and Darren Reynolds are seeing
• 56:26
  a dinner. Oh, yeah. 50 Cent wants Rick Ross'
• 56:32
  ex to stop posting about his son. Man! As much
• 56:35
  as I love 50 Cent, it's what it feels like when
• 56:37
  he posts about other people. Russell Brand was
• 56:40
  supposedly very possessed looking when he would
• 56:43
  commit rape. That's the only film. Brooke Hogan
• 56:47
  is not happy with the sale of her dad's, you
• 56:50
  know, house. Kate Gosselin is telling a very
• 56:54
  different story about her son's mental health.
• 56:58
  She said he was the mentally ill one, not her.
• 57:02
  Jesus. Why is he still? Is it okay for me to
• 57:13
  leave yet? This is a skit the morning after the
• 57:16
  one night stand. So what are you up to today?
• 57:19
  Guess not. Um, I usually take it easy on Sundays.
• 57:22
  Pretty easy, pretty chill. Oh God, he's never
• 57:25
  going to leave. Yeah, I always want to get the
• 57:27
  fuck out of that one night stand. Because I'm
• 57:31
  not even good for morning sex, dude. I'm tired,
• 57:33
  you know? Why do I always go home with guys I'm
• 57:35
  not attracted to? I am. Women definitely overthink
• 57:39
  after sex. How did they ever? It's Haley, baby.
• 57:43
  We're talking about if she would have a threesome
• 57:45
  or not. Hmm. That's very hard. Because I feel
• 57:49
  like it's always a combination. Has anyone ever
• 57:53
  tried to have a threesome with you? Like in our
• 57:56
  relationship? No. Oh, yeah. You know, she's prude
• 58:01
  in bed. Hmm. Go on in here. Brown is a total
• 58:05
  menace. Yeah, Chris Brown is definitely a menace.
• 58:10
  A menace to society. He has now pled guilty to
• 58:14
  another crime. In London. Surveillance footage
• 58:18
  of him hitting his former friend, Abraham, with
• 58:20
  a tequila bottle. Yeah, I didn't know you're
• 58:23
  a gangster. Tequila. Had to be pulled off of
• 58:28
  him. He ended up in the hospital. Here is Joy
• 58:37
  Taylor's podcast. You have a riveting Joy Taylor.
• 58:44
  Here she is. And you almost have to be, as a
• 58:48
  man, you almost have to be more clean than a
• 58:51
  woman. Oh, yeah. I mean, men can be very messy,
• 58:55
  but when a woman's messy, oh, my God, are they
• 58:59
  messy. To compensate for the fact that men are
• 59:02
  filthy. All right. She's just a terrier out in
• 59:05
  fem cell. But you know how they say men are incels?
• 59:09
  She's a fem cell. There's a debate where women
• 59:13
  are sharing the little trails of messes that
• 59:15
  their partners leave around the house. So specs,
• 59:19
  the people want to know what kind of man you
• 59:20
  are. You take your clothes off. The hamper's
• 59:22
  right there. Are you putting them in the hamper
• 59:24
  or is it on the floor next to you? Sometimes
• 59:25
  you want to be clean, you know, but if you've
• 59:28
  been working a nine to five, you're a little
• 59:30
  turned. Next to the laundry man. I know, I know.
• 59:33
  There's Riley Reid saying she had to do anal,
• 59:37
  but she didn't save her money for taxes. I'm
• 59:39
  going to sound like a total old head, but it
• 59:42
  really is a product of a lot of people just not
• 59:44
  knowing the value of a dollar. It's like if you
• 59:47
  have worked for $10 an hour, and I know that
• 59:50
  as a young person, I thought $10 an hour was
• 59:52
  like an amazing job. work for ten dollars an
• 59:56
  hour then you will look at your only fans check
• 59:59
  or whatever as a very very different thing then
• 1:00:02
  you know and and even you having like you know
• 1:00:05
  you showing up on set to make you know a thousand
• 1:00:08
  bucks for a shoot or whatever it's like that
• 1:00:10
  will really teach you the the value of what you're
• 1:00:13
  doing and then later on when you're making x
• 1:00:15
  amount of dollars from your only fans it will
• 1:00:16
  stand out to you as like oh wow like i just got
• 1:00:20
  paid the equivalent of doing like 100 scenes
• 1:00:22
  this month like that's crazy yeah yeah i mean
• 1:00:25
  i remember when i first started doing porn like
• 1:00:27
  i shot my first anal scene because i didn't save
• 1:00:30
  my money to pay my taxes i often wonder what
• 1:00:33
  like girls and only fans or porn stars if they
• 1:00:37
  don't save their money when they have to do taxes
• 1:00:40
  and that's proof right there po years are 18
• 1:00:43
  to 27. She calls it experimentation. We call
• 1:00:47
  it a red flag factory. Oh yeah, but I mean, if
• 1:00:49
  a woman's really nice to you and she puts on,
• 1:00:52
  she's good to be around. Who cares if she has
• 1:00:55
  a past? We all do. High body count, reckless
• 1:00:59
  living, and a no regrets mindset. That's her
• 1:01:03
  talking about herself. The fastest way to find
• 1:01:06
  out who genuinely cares about you is to stop
• 1:01:08
  being useful to them. I happened to meet with
• 1:01:11
  my accountant. Oh yeah. I think that's a very
• 1:01:16
  uncomfortable truth. I agree with that. It's
• 1:01:19
  kind of a fast -paced show today. We're flying
• 1:01:21
  through the dynamics. Never text a woman all
• 1:01:24
  day. Never ask them what they're doing all day.
• 1:01:26
  Yeah, because they just don't want to hear from
• 1:01:29
  you. Why do you think Chloe doesn't want that
• 1:01:32
  teacher? Besides the over and over text. She
• 1:01:36
  doesn't care about him. She wants a man that
• 1:01:38
  doesn't care about her. Once a woman, you know,
• 1:01:42
  notices that you care. They're so turned off.
• 1:01:47
  Never sing good mornings or good nights. Never
• 1:01:51
  do any of that. It shows too much thoughtfulness
• 1:01:53
  and too much predictability. I used to think
• 1:01:55
  these guys are ridiculous, but they kind of have
• 1:01:57
  a point. Off set, I've brushed my teeth with
• 1:02:01
  a guy's cum before. Hi, this is Emily Willis.
• 1:02:05
  On set. It's delightful. It's kind of gross.
• 1:02:13
  I love this. A comedian talking about girls on
• 1:02:16
  dates. Every single woman going back to a dude's
• 1:02:18
  place without fail says this sentence. You'll
• 1:02:22
  go, you're not like a serial killer, are you?
• 1:02:26
  No, I'm going to murder you right now. Was. You
• 1:02:38
  didn't just stop it. If work is that that you're
• 1:02:47
  like, wait a minute. Are you a serial killer?
• 1:02:50
  I'm going to be like, ah. That's right. He's
• 1:02:53
  a little coked up. Here's Eric Andre talking
• 1:02:55
  about his beef with Chet Hanks. That's just his
• 1:02:58
  way of flirting. So Chet, you just like flirting
• 1:03:02
  with me? Yeah, you know Chet's got a little bi
• 1:03:05
  side. No beef with Chet. That was kind of crazy.
• 1:03:08
  Everyone was seeing that video. I don't know.
• 1:03:10
  Did you watch the same video I did? Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Sorry. One second. I'm touchless. Even him going
• 1:03:19
  to the airport strange. I love Eric Andre. over
• 1:03:22
  there. Any message to the fans that are you sweating
• 1:03:25
  it at all? Yeah, I haven't been able to sleep.
• 1:03:30
  I love you, Andre. You know, Johnny Sins one
• 1:03:39
  time banged his teacher. Yeah, and I wanted to
• 1:03:42
  ask you about that because that is hilarious
• 1:03:46
  that Johnny was your student. And by the way,
• 1:03:48
  I love Johnny. We used to shoot him. Yeah, he
• 1:03:52
  used to plow me. Back in the day, like when he
• 1:03:55
  actually shot for companies. But so yeah, tell
• 1:03:59
  me about like that. How did you guys reconnect
• 1:04:02
  and what was that scene like? Yeah, so right
• 1:04:07
  when I started out, I knew I needed to find larger
• 1:04:12
  creators to shout me out. I knew I wouldn't get
• 1:04:16
  my name out and I started looking for people.
• 1:04:18
  And when I saw Johnny Sins, I sent a message
• 1:04:21
  on, what is that called shout out express and
• 1:04:24
  i'm like hey want to shout me out all right hang
• 1:04:27
  on it's kind of sad they have a little shout
• 1:04:28
  out porn page men and women are different men
• 1:04:32
  and women are different the expectations are
• 1:04:35
  different mama breastfeeds does daddy breastfeed
• 1:04:38
  does daddy nurse the babies no why because he's
• 1:04:42
  not able to biologically that's not his role
• 1:04:44
  daddy daddy Is that ambition that daddy has?
• 1:04:48
  It's because daddy is taking care of the family.
• 1:04:51
  Daddy is making sure that you don't have to work.
• 1:04:53
  That's why I got a vasectomy. It's, I want to
• 1:04:56
  be a daddy. I just want them to call me a daddy.
• 1:05:00
  Here's a girl that says she's retired from being
• 1:05:02
  a hoe. I know that I was like an evil raging
• 1:05:04
  whore during all of my teenage formative years,
• 1:05:07
  but like, I would not be nearly as funny or even
• 1:05:10
  a quarter as sexy if I hadn't. Oh yeah. Or as
• 1:05:15
  stretched out. Here's Michael Douglas talking
• 1:05:18
  about how his father treated him better when
• 1:05:21
  he became successful at Conan O 'Brien. Your
• 1:05:23
  father came on my late night show two times.
• 1:05:26
  And this is a big deal for me. He came on after
• 1:05:30
  his stroke. He had a very debilitating stroke,
• 1:05:33
  as you know. And he had a hard time communicating.
• 1:05:37
  I don't know that he had done a show yet. And
• 1:05:39
  it was debated on our staff, what should we do?
• 1:05:43
  It's live to tape in front of an audience. We
• 1:05:46
  had him on. and he was incredible and i just
• 1:05:50
  looked at the interview and this is what he said
• 1:05:52
  he said this is about you on my show to me um
• 1:05:57
  he said i think michael's a much better actor
• 1:05:59
  than i am and i was a good actor he was very
• 1:06:03
  complimentary of you uh on the show he came on
• 1:06:06
  twice and it was quite a journey because you
• 1:06:11
  couldn't imagine him saying that to you when
• 1:06:14
  you were 10, 11, 12. And your dad lived to see
• 1:06:18
  you become this iconic actor, producer in your
• 1:06:21
  own right. He wouldn't have been able to say
• 1:06:24
  that if you're earlier on, could he? No, his
• 1:06:28
  best response after Cuckoo's Nest, I remember,
• 1:06:31
  was... Wow, let's go out to the conversation.
• 1:06:34
  John Gosling's ex says that Kate's comments about
• 1:06:38
  Colin are mean. Kate's a bitch! Pat McAfee wonders
• 1:06:42
  if he's the next Charlie Kirk, which is very
• 1:06:48
  strange. Paul Pierce is going broke. And basketball
• 1:06:56
  wives Evelyn Lozada has some opinions of Christiane
• 1:07:00
  Rock's parenting. We all know she's a dirty,
• 1:07:04
  rotten parent. We all know she's the worst. So
• 1:07:10
  this doesn't really surprise. I didn't go, oh,
• 1:07:12
  my God. Krishan Rock's a waste. Now, didn't surprise
• 1:07:18
  me. Kind of left me, you know, very unsurprised.
• 1:07:23
  Here is the analysis of Krishan Rock. You know
• 1:07:29
  what I saw disturbing the other day? I don't
• 1:07:31
  know if you saw this. So, you know, Blueface
• 1:07:35
  and Krishan. Yeah. Yeah. And they. Blueface looks
• 1:07:39
  like a middle school desk. Stream a lot. And
• 1:07:43
  so you probably see them on your algorithm a
• 1:07:45
  little bit too much. Her son is special needs.
• 1:07:53
  And they had him in a haunted house. And Shanice,
• 1:08:00
  I had to stop watching the video because I was
• 1:08:06
  thinking to myself, I'm going to tear up because
• 1:08:08
  I felt so bad. I'm like, this kid is special
• 1:08:11
  needs. Yeah, Krishan Rock's a loser. We all know
• 1:08:17
  that. He's already having a tough time. And then
• 1:08:22
  you bring him to this haunted house. Like, how
• 1:08:25
  is this funny? Yeah, well, Krishan's a loser.
• 1:08:29
  There's so many ways to describe her, but we
• 1:08:32
  won't say. Oh, yeah. And just like that, week
• 1:08:44
  seven of the NFL is over. Alexa, recap week seven
• 1:08:50
  of the NFL. Week seven was wild. The Rams rolled
• 1:08:57
  past the Raiders 35 -21. The Lions edged the
• 1:09:00
  Packers 20 -17. And the Buccaneers blew the Panthers
• 1:09:03
  away 43 -13. Seattle shut out the Chiefs 20 -3
• 1:09:07
  on Sunday night. While the Browns, Lions, and
• 1:09:10
  Giants pulled off last play victories. And the
• 1:09:12
  season's tightest games hit a record 64, decided
• 1:09:14
  by eight points or fewer. Call the show. 8 -5
• 1:09:22
  -6. 4 -9 -0 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me
• 1:09:32
  at Ryan Happy Radio. Let's go. Sounds like when
• 1:09:36
  I climax. Right here. We have some clips. Yesterday
• 1:09:51
  I had to kind of save some. Here is Caleb Williams
• 1:09:55
  calling out Richard Sherman. Feels great. That
• 1:10:00
  time off just... It added a little bit more to
• 1:10:02
  me. You know, and I'm going to keep using, I'm
• 1:10:06
  going to keep bringing that energy, that fire
• 1:10:08
  in my eyes. You know, I'm going to release it
• 1:10:10
  to, you know, to my teammates and hopefully to
• 1:10:13
  the fans that feel my energy. And hopefully we
• 1:10:19
  can get in your top five. Yeah, Caleb Williams.
• 1:10:26
  There's a little too much, too much of what people
• 1:10:30
  think. sure harissa thompson's on the side like
• 1:10:40
  i want to bang you and ruin your life there is
• 1:10:46
  aaron rogers calling himself old these days it's
• 1:10:52
  not very fast anymore but i feel like i'm moving
• 1:10:55
  pretty good and today that situation you know
• 1:11:01
  i looked over as i cleared the pocket and knew
• 1:11:02
  i had to probably not be able to slide on that
• 1:11:05
  one and sometimes you gotta suck it up and i
• 1:11:07
  think because i am so much less athletic than
• 1:11:13
  I used to be. It actually fires up the guys on
• 1:11:15
  the sidelines. Yeah, this is a terrible microphone,
• 1:11:18
  but there you go. Here's Pat McAfee going up
• 1:11:21
  on the University of Utah. Did not enjoy University
• 1:11:24
  of Utah. I don't think they like you. Did not
• 1:11:27
  enjoy. Can't bet a thousand. Yeah, can't all
• 1:11:30
  be great. Yeah, you're right. I guess that is
• 1:11:33
  true. You know why I didn't like it mostly? Because
• 1:11:35
  they're losers? Right before I go out there.
• 1:11:38
  Okay? Right before I go out there, I see the
• 1:11:41
  University of Utah's Instagram page, okay? The
• 1:11:45
  universities. This is our university. This is
• 1:11:49
  how we are. People keep doing an impression of
• 1:11:52
  Pat McAfee, and one kid goes, oh, he's corny.
• 1:11:55
  Another kid calls me creepy, okay? If these kids
• 1:11:58
  would have done this on their own blogs, all
• 1:12:00
  good. I mean, everybody's taking shots at me
• 1:12:01
  anyways for everything. Yeah, I'm used to that
• 1:12:04
  too, homie. I get it. If the two ladies that
• 1:12:08
  were hosting that put that out on their own blog,
• 1:12:10
  I'd be okay with it. Hey, you're allowed to do
• 1:12:12
  what you want. The university puts that out?
• 1:12:14
  Yeah, they're a bunch of Mormon creeps. Tom Brady
• 1:12:17
  has a girlfriend now. And then here's Jonathan.
• 1:12:21
  Oh, first, we got to play this. Jonathan Taylor's
• 1:12:23
  wife says that he's going to be traded soon.
• 1:12:25
  My husband is currently the starting running
• 1:12:26
  back for the Colts. His name is Jonathan Taylor,
• 1:12:28
  and we have been on the team for seven years.
• 1:12:31
  Wait, who? Wait, wait, wait. Colts, his name
• 1:12:32
  is Jonathan Taylor, and we have been on the team
• 1:12:34
  for seven years. We? What are you adding to the
• 1:12:37
  team, Hardy? He is on a team, not you. Seven
• 1:12:42
  years. That's kind of unheard of in the NFL.
• 1:12:44
  You're very lucky if you're able to do so. And
• 1:12:46
  we're in a situation that we've never been in
• 1:12:47
  before. This may be the first time we may not
• 1:12:49
  be on the same team. We might get traded. We?
• 1:12:52
  I don't see you playing. all began last season
• 1:12:56
  so the colts were already in the hot seat last
• 1:12:58
  year but then we went on this crazy hot streak
• 1:13:00
  with our new qb and everything looked great until
• 1:13:03
  he got hurt and then we started losing game for
• 1:13:05
  game but because the potential was still there
• 1:13:07
  the gm and the coach were able to keep their
• 1:13:09
  jobs for another year all right so there's there's
• 1:13:11
  that and then here he is responding jt i saw
• 1:13:14
  your wife shared a video on instagram or twitter
• 1:13:16
  about you and your future How do you feel about
• 1:13:20
  that being out there, and do you have any type
• 1:13:22
  of response to that? Oh, I think it's been out
• 1:13:25
  there already, so I think her adding to it doesn't
• 1:13:27
  really change anything. You know, everybody's
• 1:13:30
  on TikTok these days, so, you know, you just
• 1:13:32
  have to come into work and stay focused. Yeah,
• 1:13:35
  he ain't happy with her. Has Jordan loved ripping
• 1:13:40
  the reps like a little bitch? Yeah, you know,
• 1:13:43
  it was... They said that the ball was short of
• 1:13:47
  the line of scrimmage. You know, I thought we
• 1:13:49
  had a receiver right there in the area. But you
• 1:13:51
  didn't. And the Packers are douchebags. Here
• 1:13:55
  is John Harbaugh thanking God. I just want to
• 1:14:00
  humbly say, just personally, very grateful to
• 1:14:03
  my Lord. Oh, yeah, you got all the kids getting
• 1:14:07
  raped across the world. But, hey, at least John
• 1:14:11
  Harbaugh won a football game. High rock, protector
• 1:14:19
  and stronghold, Lord God in heaven. God ain't
• 1:14:22
  real, dude. When you die, it goes black. Ah,
• 1:14:26
  here's Kirk Cousins saying he's probably going
• 1:14:28
  to get benched. Where are you with your understanding
• 1:14:35
  of the situation and understanding that it might
• 1:14:38
  come to an end? You know, it's really the same
• 1:14:40
  every day that it was in March or April. Nothing
• 1:14:44
  changes in the sense that... Got it. If I'm not
• 1:14:47
  the best option, then I don't want to be out
• 1:14:49
  there either. I want our football team to have
• 1:14:51
  the best chance to win games. If the first OTA,
• 1:14:54
  if that had become apparent, I would have been
• 1:14:57
  the first one to say, yeah, you can't blame me.
• 1:15:00
  That's very nice of him. Here's Joe Burrow pitching
• 1:15:05
  about taxes. Not bad. What was your deal? So
• 1:15:09
  the first pick of my draft was 36 -4, I think,
• 1:15:16
  over four years. All right, there you go. So
• 1:15:20
  he lost $12 million in the bank account overnight
• 1:15:22
  because of taxes. Here's Jordan Love's annoying
• 1:15:25
  wife. There are so many things I could say to
• 1:15:29
  you right now, and I'm going to say nothing.
• 1:15:31
  Really? Really, Christy? What a horrible video.
• 1:15:34
  Just an annoying woman. Here's Aaron Rodgers
• 1:15:37
  talking about international games. Didn't really
• 1:15:40
  a whole lot until the second CBA, and there was
• 1:15:42
  talk about doing a week, an international week,
• 1:15:45
  where you had games in different places, and
• 1:15:47
  you just added an extra bye week. So you play
• 1:15:50
  16 regular season. You have two bye weeks. One
• 1:15:53
  of those weeks would have been an international
• 1:15:54
  week. I think it would have been phenomenal for
• 1:15:55
  the game now that the owners wanted to push for
• 1:15:57
  17 games. Got it. For the extra revenue and because
• 1:16:01
  they care so much about player safety. But I
• 1:16:04
  think there's 16 opportunities. I mean, you could
• 1:16:12
  do, obviously, in Canada. You could do in Mexico.
• 1:16:14
  There's been games in Brazil. You could probably
• 1:16:16
  open up another country in South America. Aaron
• 1:16:19
  Rodgers there. Here's Raheem Morris about if
• 1:16:23
  he'd be a coach again. We are somewhere in society
• 1:16:26
  been screwed up, right? Ah, they just drink that
• 1:16:28
  water. We have got this illusion in our head
• 1:16:31
  that everybody's a head coach. Guys, there are
• 1:16:33
  32 head coaches in the National Football League.
• 1:16:36
  There's 32 defensive coordinators and there's
• 1:16:38
  32 offensive coordinators and there's 32 everything
• 1:16:40
  we do. There's 32 media members that do what
• 1:16:44
  you do. Oh, yeah, there you go. Jalen Hurts,
• 1:16:48
  the NFL is investigating what's going on. Oh,
• 1:16:51
  yeah! Here's Lions tight end Sam Laporta pitching
• 1:16:55
  about money. It's an important thing for us.
• 1:16:58
  We want to have stability. We're excited in the
• 1:17:01
  coming months. We're going to have our first
• 1:17:02
  kid, me and my wife. We're going to welcome our
• 1:17:05
  baby girl into the world in Metro Detroit. We
• 1:17:08
  want to be here with the Lions. And I guess I'm
• 1:17:12
  getting emotional about it. But in the grand
• 1:17:14
  scheme of things, it's really a business. Yeah,
• 1:17:16
  and he's mad that he's only made $13 million.
• 1:17:19
  Show it up your ass! I ask people not to kiss
• 1:17:23
  her face or her head. Kylie Kelsey makes sure
• 1:17:26
  no one in her family goes out of bounds. The
• 1:17:29
  podcast host revealed during a Q &A for her show,
• 1:17:32
  Not Gonna Lie, October 26th, that she and her
• 1:17:34
  husband, Jason Kelsey, set one specific boundary
• 1:17:37
  with their parents when they welcomed daughters
• 1:17:39
  Wyatt, Elliot, Bennett, and Finley. I ask people
• 1:17:43
  not to kiss her face or her head or her hands.
• 1:17:48
  All right. You still want them to be kissing?
• 1:17:52
  All right. Oh, what's going on here? Baker Mayfield's
• 1:17:57
  return went so well, he was doing this. Whatever.
• 1:18:00
  Doing a dance. This is. I don't blame him for
• 1:18:04
  dancing, though. Only had to throw the ball 11
• 1:18:06
  times against Carolina. That's the fewest attempts
• 1:18:08
  the Bucs have had in a game this century. And
• 1:18:11
  they beat Panthers, which that is a bad loss
• 1:18:16
  for Carolina. What's going on here? Tom Brady
• 1:18:20
  seems to have a type, and she may just come with
• 1:18:23
  wings. Oh, yeah. That's some big boobs. October
• 1:18:29
  25th, that the seven -time Super Bowl champ has
• 1:18:31
  kicked off a new romance with. Good for him.
• 1:18:34
  Victoria's secret angel, Candace Swanepoel. I
• 1:18:37
  mean, it's real tight. Right now. Breaking down
• 1:18:57
  the scenes. NBA drama. Living out the dreams.
• 1:19:00
  And swans wild with stories about the queens.
• 1:19:03
  Dropping knowledge bombs all in on the schemes.
• 1:19:29
  Oh, yeah. Alexa, recap last night in the NBA.
• 1:19:39
  Last night, the Nuggets fell to the Warriors
• 1:19:41
  114 -134. The Jazz lost 105 -110 to the Grizzlies,
• 1:19:47
  and the Rockets edged the Hawks 120 -110. The
• 1:19:52
  Thunder beat the Suns 125 -114. The Bucks topped
• 1:19:56
  the Pacers 110 -102, while the Celtics blew out
• 1:20:00
  the Bulls 134 -99. The heat slipped to the Mavericks
• 1:20:04
  109 to 113, and the Cavaliers squeaked past the
• 1:20:08
  Timberwolves 127 to 125. There's Jason Tatum
• 1:20:41
  discussing if he has beef with Jalen Brown. Jason,
• 1:20:44
  Jalen Brown responded to your reaction to the
• 1:20:47
  trade with a cap emoji. Do you have any reaction
• 1:20:50
  to that? No, no, no. Get what he was saying about
• 1:20:52
  that. I mean, yeah. I mean, for me, I understand.
• 1:21:04
  the uh you know we in an entertainment business
• 1:21:09
  um me personally i'm not much of a off the court
• 1:21:16
  uh entertainer type of guy like yeah we can tell
• 1:21:22
  him bud and for me it's like uh you know i don't
• 1:21:29
  i don't have any animosity or yeah um it's all
• 1:21:34
  one -sided on jalen Giannis goes off on Gen Z
• 1:21:40
  kids asking for a picture He's also Gen Z so
• 1:21:53
  he didn't like that he's getting kind of unlikable
• 1:21:56
  here's what Gilbert Arenas thinks about Jalen
• 1:22:00
  Brown See I think y 'all are forgetting something
• 1:22:06
  these they played on the same team for eight
• 1:22:10
  years Jalen Brown was on the team way before
• 1:22:13
  Tatum Tatum came to the team, took the team.
• 1:22:16
  That's true. Here is Sean Marion discussing if
• 1:22:24
  he'd be good in this day's NBA. Yeah, he's like
• 1:22:37
  on the border of shit. He'd been in the Hall
• 1:22:38
  of Fame. SGA on Jalen Williams' injury. Yeah,
• 1:22:44
  I don't even know. I just feel bad for him. Nothing
• 1:22:52
  more than that. You guys close out the game.
• 1:22:57
  You do everything as a team here early in the
• 1:23:00
  season. How do you guys rally together and continue
• 1:23:03
  to push through here in the early going of the
• 1:23:05
  season as a group? We don't have no choice. That's
• 1:23:09
  what we signed up for. There you go. And here's
• 1:23:12
  Tyrese Maxey saying it was hard taking over for
• 1:23:15
  Ben Simmons. For the first five or six games
• 1:23:18
  of my sophomore year, I was in a... crazy place
• 1:23:23
  because i didn't know what they wanted from me
• 1:23:26
  i didn't know how to be myself i didn't know
• 1:23:27
  how to please everybody and still please myself
• 1:23:30
  so i started doing this thing where like before
• 1:23:33
  the game i i didn't get on no social media i
• 1:23:36
  only talked to my mom like right before the game
• 1:23:38
  i'll call her in our car like i go to shoot that's
• 1:23:41
  good i only talked to my mom too time for side
• 1:23:43
  chick news Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click
• 1:24:11
  the T, now you get the whole. Hermosolibs playing
• 1:24:15
  like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still
• 1:24:18
  sliding to the dates. Screenshot save pic, trying
• 1:24:23
  to hide. Hey, body frontin'. Poster can't tag
• 1:24:33
  the man, but you tag the watch. He buys, is that
• 1:24:35
  side chick? Who you trying to text? Got a ring
• 1:25:00
  on your hand, still shopping for the next P.
• 1:26:02
  Never sounded better. I'm going to do this right
• 1:26:05
  here. Should have had to load it up. Just had
• 1:26:08
  a little bit of hummus from the fridge. Hot topic!
• 1:26:14
  Grande is saying thank you next to her signature
• 1:26:17
  ponytail. The 33 -year -old pop star is switching
• 1:26:20
  things up for fall, debuting a dramatic hair
• 1:26:24
  transformation on Instagram October 22nd. Alright,
• 1:26:28
  so she looks terrible. Time for Royal Family
• 1:26:31
  News! Rob Kardashian is always keeping up with
• 1:27:18
  his family's major milestones. former reality
• 1:27:21
  star made a rare appearance alongside the rest
• 1:27:24
  of the cards jenner's as they celebrated sister
• 1:27:26
  kim kardashian's 46th birthday in beverly hills
• 1:27:29
  october wow she looks good she's like what's
• 1:27:32
  going on here Megan Markle's dad, Thomas Markle
• 1:27:36
  Sr., breaks his silence on the child pornography
• 1:27:39
  allegations. Shortly after Megan's dad was publicly
• 1:27:42
  accused by his son and half -brother to Megan,
• 1:27:44
  Thomas Markle Jr., of possessing child sex abuse
• 1:27:47
  images in his home in the Philippines, the 82
• 1:27:50
  -year -old is calling the claim a fabrication.
• 1:27:52
  Thomas tells the Daily Mail on October 23rd,
• 1:27:55
  Yeah! That's not a good word. He didn't say it
• 1:27:59
  was false. He said fabrication. That's not the
• 1:28:02
  word you want to hear! shocked i'm hurt and i'm
• 1:28:04
  very upset that my son is making these accusations
• 1:28:07
  against me i couldn't ah you probably didn't
• 1:28:09
  fabrication louis hamilton may live life in the
• 1:28:17
  fast lane but the f1 driver has a new pit crew
• 1:28:20
  kim kardashian's four kids and one four -legged
• 1:28:23
  friend yeah you know it's driving kanye nuts
• 1:28:26
  and then here's kendall jenner talking about
• 1:28:28
  um fire festival fake crying i would never purposely
• 1:28:34
  hurt someone ever and i would obviously if i
• 1:28:37
  knew that this was going to be the outcome like
• 1:28:39
  i would have never done something like this but
• 1:28:40
  all right lucky morning radio song about one
• 1:28:50
  second here i promise it's worth it kate gosling
• 1:28:56
  being she's a pig Yeah, we got Cake House on
• 1:29:10
  this. Right here. This song is being made. It's
• 1:29:14
  70 seconds away from it. All right, here we go.
• 1:29:17
  The kettle's on the boil. Question, who's in
• 1:29:24
  charge of the household coil? Caller, you're
• 1:29:26
  live. Voices and a brick. Catch his orders. In
• 1:29:43
  there for all the Siri. The socks are in a heap.
• 1:29:47
  Kids need lotion and a little room. Hey, take
• 1:29:52
  a. Make some space for what the kids might say.
• 1:30:17
  Underneath the breakfast spoon. So. oh yeah set
• 1:30:21
  aside the spotlight put the fun for a while or
• 1:30:41
  what the kids might say oh yeah it's time about
• 1:30:44
  this moron it's moron array war between these
• 1:30:54
  exes and son colin is going nuclear as kate gosselin
• 1:30:58
  now accuses colin of violent behavior with weapons
• 1:31:01
  killing of animals and regularly using racial
• 1:31:08
  slurs after dismissing claims she abused him
• 1:31:11
  She was there feeding them this story that I...
• 1:31:13
  Man, fuck TLC for allowing this to him. You know,
• 1:31:17
  it was psychotic. It was kink awesome. The friggin'
• 1:31:22
  worst! Time for one of my silver seconds. Kelly
• 1:31:26
  Ripa's a hot cougar. Yeah! Adios. With a story
• 1:32:39
  this unbelievable, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
• 1:32:42
  deserve to brush their shoulders off. The power
• 1:32:45
  couple opening up the October 21 episode of Live
• 1:32:49
  with Kelly and Mark by revealing how their connection
• 1:32:51
  to Dirt Off Your Shoulder rapper Jay -Z gave
• 1:32:54
  them instant cool points with their kids. The
• 1:32:56
  two made cameo appearances in the music video
• 1:32:59
  for the Izzo artists' 2009 song, Change Clothes,
• 1:33:02
  a tidbit that came in handy when their kids,
• 1:33:07
  Joaquin, Lola, and Michael, were teasing them
• 1:33:09
  for not being hip. Actually, I think it's time
• 1:33:35
  we check in with TMZ. Hey, I feel like Rodney
• 1:33:47
  Dangerfield today because I'm going back to school.
• 1:33:49
  Yeah! James Dolan has taught me something fabulous
• 1:33:54
  about how to deal with the staff. Wow! Shit!
• 1:33:59
  It's fire. Are embracing this? All MSG employees
• 1:34:02
  got an email. It said, you are going to be getting
• 1:34:05
  Nick's championship rings. Click below. And then
• 1:34:08
  you got a message saying, you just fell for a
• 1:34:11
  phishing scam. You must now attend a mandatory
• 1:34:13
  cybersecurity class. Yeah! When I wrote to Conservative
• 1:34:17
  Radio, they said I got a raise. Oh, they're scumbags.
• 1:34:20
  God, we'd be so proud! It's terrible. Why are
• 1:34:25
  you here? You're the most likely person in this
• 1:34:28
  room to fall for that. Yeah, that's true. Prince
• 1:34:31
  William. He is the first working royal to appear
• 1:34:34
  on a British talk show. God, for him! He was
• 1:34:37
  on the Graham Norton show. Man, that guy gets
• 1:34:40
  some good -ass interviews. You talked about the
• 1:34:42
  TV shows he likes. They love TV, though. He and
• 1:34:44
  Kate really love TV. Yeah! That's what they do
• 1:34:47
  before they plow into something. Suits. And then
• 1:34:50
  when they met Meghan Markle, she was so different
• 1:34:52
  than the character, they were, like, disappointed.
• 1:34:54
  You're the only person on TV that's exactly the
• 1:34:56
  way you are on the outside. For better or for
• 1:34:59
  worse. Hodges! This is a unique game. Guess the
• 1:35:06
  calves. An actor posted pics of their calves.
• 1:35:10
  Oh, those are good calves. Do people find this
• 1:35:12
  sexy? No, it's ugly. No, we don't like the veins.
• 1:35:15
  Girls love it. Vascular is not good? We don't
• 1:35:17
  really look at legs. You guys don't look at legs.
• 1:35:19
  You look at walls. I like when the legs are wide
• 1:35:22
  open. Emily Osment gets candid about an awkward
• 1:35:27
  moment on the set of Young Sheldon. Yeah. And
• 1:35:34
  Jessica Radloff's new book, Young Sheldon, The
• 1:35:38
  Juicier Than Me Ma's Brisket, Inside Story of
• 1:35:41
  the Hit Comedy, the Hannah Montana alum reveals
• 1:35:44
  she requested an intimacy coordinator while filming
• 1:35:47
  kissing scenes with her co -star, Montana Jordan.
• 1:35:50
  At the time, Emily was 30 while Montana was 18.
• 1:35:53
  And as she puts it, what you're signing up for.
• 1:36:03
  Beyonce and Jay -Z were feeling drunk on love
• 1:36:06
  for this special outing. Man, E! News must have,
• 1:36:08
  like, in their handbook, you gotta make a play
• 1:36:10
  on words, one of the lyrics. The couple celebrated
• 1:36:13
  the 20th anniversary of the rapper's champagne
• 1:36:15
  brand to ace up speeds. They went out on a date,
• 1:36:18
  and then here's some more Jay -Z news. Jay -Z
• 1:36:23
  is taking center stage at Super Bowl 2027. I'm
• 1:36:26
  really excited, but I'm just not excited for
• 1:36:28
  this. of all the frickin' brothers complaining
• 1:36:33
  about it. The 25 -time Grammy winner will be
• 1:36:36
  the halftime performer for Super Bowl 61. Alexa,
• 1:36:39
  has Jay -Z really won 25 Grammys? Yep, Jay -Z
• 1:36:46
  has racked up 25 Grammy Awards. Alexa, stop.
• 1:36:49
  Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop! Yeah, any of the Gen
• 1:36:54
  Z that thinks he's not talented, he may not be
• 1:36:57
  a good guy, but he's a legend. But I know that
• 1:37:03
  he's... Just being the best boy. Kristen Bell
• 1:37:06
  and Dax Pepper do more than finish each other's
• 1:37:08
  sandwiches. Apparently, they flirt by flirting
• 1:37:12
  with other people. It's called an open marriage.
• 1:37:16
  And I've seen it around morning radio. Natalie
• 1:37:22
  Portman is in full baby bliss. After the actress
• 1:37:26
  welcomed her third baby, her first with boyfriend
• 1:37:28
  Tongi Destable. Yeah! You're not making a baby
• 1:37:32
  where her is fun. In September, She tells Harper's
• 1:37:37
  Bazaar that her bundle of joy is bringing all
• 1:37:39
  the magic to her life. Starbucks proving once
• 1:37:49
  again it has all the bear necessities. The coffee
• 1:37:52
  chain announced the return of its popular Bearistica.
• 1:38:06
  Pokey Pig. Yes, sometimes. Marvin the Martian.
• 1:38:11
  Yes, isn't that lovely? How do you wind up being
• 1:38:14
  such an iconic character? I come from the era
• 1:38:17
  of Saturday morning cartoons. That was school
• 1:38:20
  to me. Eric Bauza, the modern day voice of the
• 1:38:23
  Looney Tunes, dead at the age of 46. Rest in
• 1:38:27
  peace. That's all, folks. Sorry, I had to say
• 1:38:30
  it. Oh, yeah, it's Chris Brown. Fans cheering
• 1:38:40
  for Chris Brown walking into a London court on
• 1:38:43
  Monday. But now he's likely the one screaming
• 1:38:46
  for joy, avoiding prison time. Yes, he's got
• 1:38:50
  an eight -month case suspended for 12 months.
• 1:38:55
  A former TV bachelor came face -to -face in court
• 1:38:58
  today with the woman who tried to scam him by
• 1:39:01
  falsely claiming she was pregnant with his twins.
• 1:39:04
  This woman right here. Makes all women look bad.
• 1:39:09
  She's just a dirty, rotten loser. Jim Ray is
• 1:39:12
  at the courthouse with the latest. Sentencing
• 1:39:15
  today for this faker. Yeah, she's really pretty,
• 1:39:19
  but she's got crazy eyes. Just looks insane.
• 1:39:25
  Falsely accused TV swarmer bachelor Clayton Eckerd
• 1:39:28
  of fathering twins that never existed. Yeah,
• 1:39:31
  and she only got one month in prison. That's
• 1:39:34
  a double standard. How are you all doing today?
• 1:39:39
  You think this nightmare is finally over for
• 1:39:40
  you guys? I hope. I mean, it's been a long, long
• 1:39:44
  journey for you. Yeah. Yeah! You know when you
• 1:39:47
  got women trying to bring you down because they're
• 1:39:50
  femsales. Women say all the time about men being
• 1:39:55
  incels, but what about femsales? Clayton Eckert
• 1:39:59
  was the star of The Bachelor in 2022. He says
• 1:40:02
  his nightmare started after a brief romantic
• 1:40:04
  encounter with a Phoenix woman, Laura Owens.
• 1:40:07
  Yeah! Her dad's a radio legend. She just has
• 1:40:11
  these looks in her eyes. She's just crazy. Out
• 1:40:14
  of her mind. He says she set out to destroy his
• 1:40:18
  life, fabricating a pregnancy, even making herself
• 1:40:21
  look pregnant in this video. Sociopath. And bombarding
• 1:40:25
  him with fake ultrasounds. Yes, you know, somehow
• 1:40:28
  women are going to be like, oh, you know, she
• 1:40:30
  means well. Another one of Laura Owen's alleged
• 1:40:33
  victims, Michael Maricini. Yeah, she's got a
• 1:40:36
  huge body. was also in court. He says she falsely
• 1:40:41
  accused him of fathering unborn twins and made
• 1:40:44
  up claims of domestic violence. I mean, this
• 1:40:47
  is a woman you pull out on, man. You do not risk
• 1:40:50
  it. ...his life for a decade. Dramatic body cam
• 1:40:55
  footage shows police serving a search warrant
• 1:40:57
  at her home. Oh, it's real messy. Just a woman.
• 1:41:04
  Now you see what she looks like without the makeup.
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  You're a nipple baby brat. She has a meltdown
• 1:41:13
  and she's led away. See, he wasn't even touching
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  you, you moron. A sobbing and frail Laura Owens
• 1:41:20
  told the judge she's been receiving death threats.
• 1:41:23
  Yeah, maybe don't be a dirty, rotten moron. It's
• 1:41:27
  not fair to get death threats, but you're the
• 1:41:28
  worst. The judge not to give her jail time. Oh,
• 1:41:31
  please, shut up. She pleaded guilty to fraudulent
• 1:41:37
  schemes, perjury, and identity theft. All right.
• 1:41:40
  How does it feel to be a loser to learn when
• 1:41:43
  it's all said and done? It doesn't matter how
• 1:41:46
  hot you are, you're a loser. I'm terrified of
• 1:41:49
  jail. Yeah, maybe don't be a brat, you self -sabotaging
• 1:41:54
  moron. Your Honor. At her sentencing, the former
• 1:41:57
  Bachelor star told the judge, incarceration is
• 1:42:00
  a must. I've been fighting for the last three
• 1:42:02
  and a half years. Yeah, if a man, I don't know
• 1:42:05
  how it would work with the pregnancy, but if
• 1:42:06
  a man did this, they'd get brought down. But
• 1:42:09
  today. But a woman one month. The power is in
• 1:42:13
  your hands. And he. gave her a month must be
• 1:42:17
  nice coming for money i just i just have to kind
• 1:42:22
  of heal and figure this out stouse and g flip
• 1:42:25
  are going their separate ways the selling sunset
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  alum tearfully announces enough ah so they broke
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  up you know they're high maintenance and just
• 1:42:33
  equally high maintenance alfonso robero responds
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  to alexa pennevega's suggestion that dancing
• 1:42:40
  with the stars is rigged of course it is The
• 1:42:44
  Dancing with the Stars host and season 19 former
• 1:42:46
  winner was quick to weigh in after season 21
• 1:42:49
  competitor Alexa Pennevega recalls a conversation
• 1:42:52
  with Hayes Greeran, which he implied the series
• 1:42:55
  was rigged after landing in the bottom three.
• 1:42:57
  Alexa says during the October 22nd episode of
• 1:43:00
  her and husband Carlos Pennevega's Lex Los podcast.
• 1:43:03
  I think this show is rigged. I have more votes
• 1:43:06
  than anybody. All right, well, if that's your
• 1:43:10
  reason, you're a moron. Jenna Dewan and Falsh
• 1:43:13
  Murkowski are reuniting in the rehearsal room.
• 1:43:16
  After the Dancing with the Stars professional
• 1:43:18
  was given a one -week suspension for a social
• 1:43:20
  media comment directed at Judge Carrie Ann Inaba,
• 1:43:22
  the duo have returned to rehearsals, with Jenna
• 1:43:29
  teasing this in an October 25th Instagram story.
• 1:43:42
  Eric Dane writes in his posthumous memoir that
• 1:43:44
  he ignored one symptom ahead of his ALS diagnosis.
• 1:43:48
  In my book of days, a memoir in moments out November
• 1:43:51
  3rd, the late actor recalls eating sushi with
• 1:43:54
  his and wife, Rebecca Gayhart's two daughters
• 1:43:56
  in Georgia on January 7th, 2024, when he felt
• 1:44:01
  something was off. Dane says in an excerpt published
• 1:44:04
  by people magazine, suddenly I can't work the
• 1:44:07
  chopsticks with my right hand. My hand tingles.
• 1:44:11
  I usually use four because I don't wear my hands.
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  Let me see. Eight, five, six, 49 hot peanuts.
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  Eight, five, six, four, five, six, a seven, a
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  seven, three. Right here. The Chrisley family
• 1:44:34
  is about to get bigger. Savannah Chrisley announced
• 1:44:36
  in an Instagram video October 27th that she and
• 1:44:40
  her boyfriend are expecting their first baby.
• 1:44:42
  Yeah. That's the most millennial thing, having
• 1:44:45
  a kid before marriage. She's gonna be a dreadful
• 1:44:49
  mom. Oh, it is All right time for radio news
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  Hey, yo motherfuckers I make killings Fuckers
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  Yo, yo Hoppy on the air Spilling radio secrets
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  Man, he don't care Airing out the closet Skeletons
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  in pairs DJ drama He's the one who dares Program
• 1:45:19
  directors Scheming in the back rooms Pay a playlist
• 1:45:23
  Rigged like monsoons Man, Kornheiser saying they
• 1:46:18
  thought PTI would last three weeks. I sensed
• 1:46:20
  you guys walk into a room and said, this is earned.
• 1:46:23
  I know what I'm doing. We have the expertise
• 1:46:26
  to talk about this on TV. But then when I look
• 1:46:30
  at the first video of PTI, what were you thinking?
• 1:46:32
  Were you a little nervous about doing PT, PTI,
• 1:46:34
  and TV? I believe I said, we're going to be off
• 1:46:38
  the air in three weeks. I didn't believe that.
• 1:46:41
  I think you said we're going to be off the air
• 1:46:43
  in the first commercial break. We don't look
• 1:46:45
  like TV. What are we doing? They gave us a three
• 1:46:48
  -year contract. Was there a little deer in headlights?
• 1:46:49
  Was there a little bit of... They gave us a three
• 1:46:51
  -year contract. The first two years were guaranteed.
• 1:46:54
  Tim would set this story up. I'd call him, and
• 1:46:57
  we're stressing out. He knew about the show before
• 1:46:59
  I did. Because Shapiro came to dinner with me
• 1:47:02
  in L .A. I didn't know any of these people. So
• 1:47:03
  I say, Tony, look, the worst possible case scenario
• 1:47:07
  is we're not any good. Maybe we're good at it,
• 1:47:11
  but they don't watch it. Nobody wants... All
• 1:47:13
  right, so there's that. Here's Joe Budden on...
• 1:47:17
  Jay -Z doing a Super Bowl. I'm not excited about
• 1:47:20
  it. Yeah, like, I'm not excited. Yeah, he's jealous.
• 1:47:23
  And then here's the CEO of Connoisseur Media.
• 1:47:26
  I mean, Connoisseur Media, saying you have to
• 1:47:29
  have sales, programming, and digital, and also
• 1:47:31
  firing legends like Eddie Volkman. When I see
• 1:47:34
  the strategy of trying to become more of a black
• 1:47:37
  box and more formulaic and more chasing the big
• 1:47:41
  national dollars, it's... All right. There's
• 1:47:45
  a reason you're not behind the mic. Time for
• 1:47:48
  grand rapid news. Yeah, this crazy. a grand rapids
• 1:49:07
  man will spend 20 years in a federal prison for
• 1:49:09
  sending cocaine through the mail yeah that's
• 1:49:13
  very dumb 39 year old cordero lambert is linked
• 1:49:17
  to coke i love how that happens but then um you
• 1:49:19
  literally have pedophiles get two days in prison
• 1:49:22
  that's is facing child neglect charges after
• 1:50:48
  deputies say her nine -year -old son got hurt
• 1:50:50
  while she was on a trip to Vegas. Deputies say
• 1:50:53
  Irene Miller left her four kids, ages 14, 12,
• 1:50:56
  11, and 9, for several days. Mother in the air.
• 1:51:00
  Time for Louisville news. A Louisville family
• 1:52:10
  court judge has been suspended for 30 days without
• 1:52:13
  pay following numerous complaints about her conduct
• 1:52:16
  in court. Kentucky Judicial Conduct Commission
• 1:52:18
  found Judge Lauren Ogden violated multiple rules,
• 1:52:21
  including failing to give people a fair opportunity
• 1:52:24
  to be heard. In one case, she removed a child
• 1:52:27
  from the mother's custody without giving her
• 1:52:29
  notice. What a loser. Her name's Lauren, of course.
• 1:52:48
  Five concerns over an alleged abduction attempt
• 1:53:40
  at the Jacksonville Zoo. Comes after her mother
• 1:53:42
  shared what she called a frightening experience
• 1:53:44
  on social media, claiming a man tried to kidnap
• 1:53:46
  her daughter during a field trip Friday. The
• 1:53:49
  zoo tells News4Jax it is now increasing park
• 1:53:52
  ranger presence throughout the zoo, including
• 1:53:54
  the play park area. News4Jax reporter Alicia
• 1:53:57
  Hatcher went to the zoo where she spoke with
• 1:53:59
  parents about their concerns and what officials
• 1:54:01
  are doing to keep families safe. It's scary to
• 1:54:04
  think that somewhere we're members, so we come
• 1:54:06
  all the time, that something like that, that
• 1:54:08
  fast could happen. That fear comes after a mom
• 1:54:11
  made this post on social media saying a man tried
• 1:54:13
  to take her daughter doing a field trip here
• 1:54:15
  at the... Alright, it's very... I mean, it's
• 1:54:18
  not all Jacksonville, because I visited to see
• 1:54:20
  Lex and Terry in July, but there's definitely
• 1:54:23
  kind of a seedy vibe. I like it! Seedy. Time
• 1:54:30
  for Chicago news. You know? Let me hit this right
• 1:54:34
  here. Yeah, but he been in these mics all into
• 1:54:53
  heights not a syndicate What it do We got joke
• 1:55:27
  for the fogs, love for the brave, every guest
• 1:55:28
  in the chair. Save up that grade for the sports
• 1:55:30
  scoreboard, so the guys are brave. You connect
• 1:55:32
  more lanes than the tollway saves. Yeah! Midwest
• 1:55:36
  pasta, the kid from the height of the driving
• 1:55:38
  side. Got a whole damn map on the same lot. What
• 1:56:06
  about this yet on social media? Hooters and River
• 1:56:13
  North is flying the coop. No! The chain closed
• 1:56:16
  its longtime location. Yeah! There was this one
• 1:56:20
  time we were helping out the comm - and the city
• 1:56:23
  of Chicago and all the dads. It was through a
• 1:56:25
  church group. They all went, oh, it's the God
• 1:56:28
  of Hooters. My dad was the only one that opposed
• 1:56:31
  and safe to say, way with the Hooters. On Wall
• 1:56:36
  Street. So that's going on there in Chicago.
• 1:56:41
  I was doing God here. Got this headline. All
• 1:56:46
  right, 6 .07 is your time now. And tonight, the
• 1:56:48
  Bears are taking on the New England Patriots
• 1:56:50
  over at Soldier Field. That's right. So fans
• 1:56:52
  heading to the game will get to be a part of
• 1:56:53
  the team honoring the late, great Mike Ditka,
• 1:56:56
  who died earlier this month. Let's check in now
• 1:56:59
  with NBC5. She's live for us this morning from
• 1:57:02
  Soldier Field. No better way to honor Mike Ditka
• 1:57:05
  than with a win tonight. That's right. And a
• 1:57:10
  very specific type of win, Michelle. We want
• 1:57:13
  a big win, to say the least. It did. It was pretty
• 1:57:16
  big. They're going to be playing the Patriots,
• 1:57:18
  honoring Mike Ditka. Because you remember, Ditka
• 1:57:22
  was head coach when the Bears really beat down
• 1:57:25
  those Patriots in the Super Bowl back in the
• 1:57:28
  80s. But how... Can you honor Mike Ditka? Well,
• 1:57:33
  one of the ways that you can do so is when you
• 1:57:35
  come here to Soldier Field tonight, fans are
• 1:57:37
  going to be getting mustaches. Yeah, it's very
• 1:57:40
  cute. That's what the fans are going to be getting
• 1:57:41
  as they're heading inside. I'm sure we're also
• 1:57:42
  going to see plenty of people dressed up as Mike
• 1:57:44
  Ditka as the Bears take on the Patriots tonight
• 1:57:46
  at 7 .15. The team is trying to find ways to
• 1:57:50
  honor the legendary great coach. Former player,
• 1:57:54
  Mike Ditka. Heard of him. Let's take you through
• 1:57:57
  some of the things that you can expect throughout
• 1:57:59
  the night. Now, he died a little earlier this
• 1:58:02
  month. He was... And they ended up winning that
• 1:58:06
  game, which was pretty sick. 8 -5 -6. 49 hobby.
• 1:58:10
  Let's see here. What's going on here? Well, Chicago
• 1:58:15
  was testing new gun detection technology in six
• 1:58:18
  police districts on the south and west sides.
• 1:58:22
  WGN's... Yeah! Because Brandon Johnson got rid
• 1:58:25
  of it because it was catching all the homies.
• 1:58:27
  All right, CPG is revising their policy on license
• 1:58:37
  plate readers. This is a story that our Saquon
• 1:58:39
  has been following. All right, so they're kind
• 1:58:42
  of trying to, you know, stalk people. And right
• 1:58:44
  here! Is everything wrong with the Lindsay Clancy
• 1:58:48
  case? Because it influenced other women to do
• 1:58:52
  this. All right, here. The absolute loser, which
• 1:58:57
  represents the movie Idiocracy, that she's able
• 1:59:00
  to have kids. A southwest suburban mother accused
• 1:59:04
  of killing her toddler returned to court this
• 1:59:07
  morning. You just look at her, and there is no
• 1:59:11
  expression in those eyes. She's out of her mind.
• 1:59:16
  She's insane. She's evil. Corey Walsh faces murder
• 1:59:21
  charges for the death of her son Barrett. Prosecutors
• 1:59:29
  say the two -year -old was found hanging in the
• 1:59:31
  basement of the family's time for the death penalty.
• 1:59:35
  Oh, but it was postpartum depression. You're
• 1:59:38
  a brat. Frankfurt home last month. Today, attorneys
• 1:59:42
  gathered in court to share. Can you imagine being
• 1:59:44
  a cop and walking in and seeing that? That's
• 1:59:47
  no good. Evidence during a discovery hearing.
• 1:59:51
  Walsh's attorney says the defense is trying to
• 1:59:53
  learn more about the psychotic episode. They
• 1:59:56
  say their client suffered at the time of the
• 1:59:58
  toddler's death. It's definitely a way to put
• 2:00:00
  it. She's a loser. Sorry about that. She's a
• 2:00:03
  loser. She should have never had kids. Never.
• 2:00:07
  We are committed with our. This is her attorney.
• 2:00:11
  Head. Our heart. What heart? She hung her kid.
• 2:00:15
  If a man did this. And hard work. Hard work.
• 2:00:20
  She's a loser. To represent her to the best of
• 2:00:23
  our ability. All right. Well, hopefully your
• 2:00:26
  ability sucks and she gets the worst time. Can't
• 2:00:29
  stand moms like her. Freaking loser. All right.
• 2:00:35
  I mean, just look at her. She was obviously influenced
• 2:00:38
  by Lindsay Clancy. That's why I don't like Lindsay
• 2:00:41
  Clancy. Yeah. Well tonight - Holiday shopping
• 2:01:53
  is picking up and scammers are trying to get
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  your money while you pick out presents. Websites
• 2:01:58
  can look just like the ones for the stores you
• 2:02:00
  trust. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Sarah Ottman
• 2:02:03
  is live with what to check out for before you
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  check out. Yeah, Miranda, technology advances.
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  Scammers are advancing right there with them.
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  The St. Pete Police Department and the Better
• 2:02:14
  Business Bureau are warning people how easy it
• 2:02:16
  is to get stuck in these scams. It can be a great
• 2:02:19
  problem. careful if it seems too good to be true
• 2:02:22
  especially in this economy tonight the department
• 2:02:29
  of justice says five men convicted in the 2025
• 2:02:31
  armed robbery of an eborn nightclub were sentenced
• 2:02:34
  to more than 10 years in federal prison losers
• 2:02:37
  hope it was worth it courtney smith philip johnson
• 2:02:42
  samaj deandre brothers naquez mack and derrick
• 2:02:45
  worthington planned and carried out the armed
• 2:02:47
  robbery uh their parents don't be so maybe they
• 2:02:51
  came from fatherless households I feel like I'm
• 2:02:59
  one of the only people on the media that will
• 2:03:01
  talk about Jeffrey Knight. Everyone else kisses
• 2:03:04
  his ass. Everyone else kisses Kevin Haslett's
• 2:03:09
  ass. They're both scumbags. I will explain why
• 2:03:15
  it drives me nuts that in Tampa Bay, the rich
• 2:03:18
  and elite always win. The Hot Topic. What's happening
• 2:03:25
  today? The man accused in last year's deadly
• 2:03:27
  Clearwater ferry crash expected in court today.
• 2:03:29
  Jeffrey Knight's attorneys won. Yeah! You just
• 2:03:32
  look at Jeffrey Knight and he just looks like
• 2:03:35
  a bad guy. Whatever you don't think I know about
• 2:03:38
  you, Jeffrey. I've had so many people reach out
• 2:03:41
  to me about it. To judge to keep a previous boat
• 2:03:45
  crash he was involved in from being mentioned
• 2:03:47
  in his trial. Yeah, this wasn't his first boat
• 2:03:50
  crash. The guy obviously is not smart enough
• 2:03:52
  to operate anything. And the whole thing of him
• 2:03:56
  giving up Janice's life, he gave it to his son.
• 2:03:59
  So it's still his blood. And you know he's telling
• 2:04:03
  his nipple baby son what to do. On your side,
• 2:04:05
  Jenna Bass joining us live this morning with
• 2:04:07
  what's expected in court today. Good morning,
• 2:04:09
  Jenna. Oh, yeah. They have her at the courtroom
• 2:04:11
  at like 6 a .m. Hey, good morning. So the judge
• 2:04:14
  is expected to hear and make a decision on whether
• 2:04:18
  or not to allow the introduction of that evidence.
• 2:04:21
  Of course not. Ridiculous. That's what he would
• 2:04:29
  say. He would say, of course not. But I think
• 2:04:32
  differently. Anything that shows that he doesn't
• 2:04:36
  know how to operate a boat should be used against
• 2:04:38
  him. From the 2019 boat accident that Jeffrey
• 2:04:42
  Knight was also involved in for this case. The
• 2:04:46
  defense is fighting to keep that incident out,
• 2:04:48
  arguing it could unfairly prejudice the jury.
• 2:04:51
  Yeah, because it shows that he doesn't know how
• 2:04:54
  to operate anything. This is also coming from
• 2:04:57
  one of the most unlikable guys in the area. So
• 2:05:00
  it's not surprising that he's in trouble. however
• 2:05:03
  prosecutors say it could show he knew the importance
• 2:05:07
  of maintaining a proper lookout and traveling
• 2:05:09
  at a safe speed uh whatever same operator mr
• 2:05:13
  knight same vessel both times uh same sort of
• 2:05:20
  careless conduct last year's yeah he's a walking
• 2:05:23
  sociopath with no emotions clearwater ferry crash
• 2:05:28
  killed one person and injured 12 others near
• 2:05:31
  the memorial yeah can Can you imagine if they
• 2:05:34
  hit him? But the rich white guy, screw you. Royal
• 2:05:38
  Causeway Bridge, family members of Jose Castro.
• 2:05:41
  And I've had the family reach out to me and they
• 2:05:43
  feel hopeless because this moron's probably going
• 2:05:46
  to get away with it. It's infuriating. The only
• 2:05:52
  victim killed in the accident. Say the delays
• 2:05:55
  have been particularly difficult. Yeah, because.
• 2:05:59
  They are allowing Jeffrey to essentially get
• 2:06:02
  away with it. That's what this is. I feel like
• 2:06:04
  it's never going to end. It really does feel
• 2:06:07
  like that. It's infuriating. But you know, if
• 2:06:09
  a Hispanic man hit Jeffrey, everybody would be
• 2:06:12
  saying, call ICE and all this racist stuff. It's
• 2:06:14
  a double standard. I'd be able to close this
• 2:06:18
  chapter. I know it's going to take long. According
• 2:06:20
  to Pinellas County Courts, Knight faces 24 counts
• 2:06:23
  total, including eight felony counts. And he'll
• 2:06:27
  probably get away with all of it. Tampa Bay wonders
• 2:06:30
  why it's not treated like a major market. Because
• 2:06:33
  in major markets, you have people that knock
• 2:06:35
  on their door, do investigative journalism, but
• 2:06:39
  this whole area bows down to him because, oh,
• 2:06:42
  he's got money. Screw you. Last page turns, the
• 2:06:56
  workday's through. Ryan Hoppy's got plans with
• 2:07:01
  you. Coats are hung, the chairs pull near. A
• 2:07:05
  well -earned Toast to close the year, or just
• 2:07:09
  this day. With friends right here, let every
• 2:07:17
  little worry wait. The evening's gathered at
• 2:07:21
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• 2:07:39
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• 2:08:08
  replies. And Monday's my... Be right back. You
• 2:09:31
  probably had Taco Bell before. Yeah. You need
• 2:09:40
  to be affectionate and you can see that with
• 2:09:42
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. Hey, it looks
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  like you went and got a on the iPad screen, whatever
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