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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 21st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 2: Is it flies.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody, Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Wednesday. It is January the twenty first, twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty six. Hello and welcome. It is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: My name is one that's great gory hiding. We got Menace, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: Jenny Gratis here, there's Sea Bass. Sammy is here. Morgan
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  Speaker 3: is our associate producer Von our video producer, Dumbas Tyler
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  Speaker 3: is here in the Woody Show production department. We have Bort,
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  Speaker 3: We got Menji. Phones are open for you at eight
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  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can set us a
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  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eight seven coming up
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  Speaker 3: for you on the show today, we're gonna get all
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  Speaker 3: the trending headlines. We'll get the entertainment stuff, of course,
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  Speaker 3: birthdays and porno birthday. But today I get a friend
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  Speaker 3: of mine who you guys have met, and he's asked
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  Speaker 3: me pretty much to keep his name out of it,
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  Speaker 3: which so can do. I think you'll understand why A
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  Speaker 3: little bit later on the show when we talked to
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  Speaker 3: this person. Her name is Lauren, and she's dating this
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  Speaker 3: friend of mine. I met her the last time my
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  Speaker 3: friend and I were hanging out because like, oh, he's like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm hanging out with this chick. If you want to
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  Speaker 3: come by, like grab a drink to be great, I'm like, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 3: stop by and do this chick. She's nuttier than a
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  Speaker 3: squirrel turn and she's very nice. She's extremely nice. I
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  Speaker 3: don't dislike her. I like her, but man, she is
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  Speaker 3: not like she's a thirty four year old virgin, which
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  Speaker 3: got my attention because I couldn't imagine my friend would
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  Speaker 3: still be hanging around someone who's a thirty four year
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  Speaker 3: old virgin unless there was something else going on. But
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  Speaker 3: it turns out she's thoroughly entertaining because everything out of
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  Speaker 3: her mouth is like one story is crazier than the next.
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  Speaker 3: I had MORGANE, did you talk to her?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a long conversation with her the day.
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  Speaker 3: Am I saying anything that's like inaccurate? Here?
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  Speaker 5: No, honestly, you're underselling her so wild.
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  Speaker 3: So she must have said to me a thousand times
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  Speaker 3: in the course of a you know, hour that we
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  Speaker 3: were hanging out in this in this bar, I'm having it.
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  Speaker 3: She wasn't drinking, by the way, she doesn't drink. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: but she must have said to me a thousand times,
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  Speaker 3: I've never had a penis in my vagina before. And
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  Speaker 3: I go, all right, vaginal virgin, I believe is how
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  Speaker 3: she she raised it. Oh yeah, so I said, I
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  Speaker 3: gotta have I thought. So she went up to go
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  Speaker 3: to the bathroom. I told my friend I gotta have
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  Speaker 3: her on the show. She was dude, she's insane. I go,
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  Speaker 3: I know, that's why I gotta have her on the show. Dude, please,
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  Speaker 3: He's like, wow. So she's agreed to come on today
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  Speaker 3: questions about how to be a virgin at thirty four
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  Speaker 3: years old? Do you really believe her? Do you really
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  Speaker 3: think she like? You could judge for yourself. But you know,
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  Speaker 3: I like characters and she is a character.
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  Speaker 6: And your friend isn't frustrated by that. I guess it's
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  Speaker 6: not highness priority.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think he's intrigued because she does other stuff,
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  Speaker 3: like she described her mouth parties as being like the
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  Speaker 3: you know, epic. Yeah, like a lot of people brag
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  Speaker 3: about that, most women do.
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  Speaker 5: But she's really hot though too.
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  Speaker 3: She's not a Battlokan chick. She's not a Badlican chick.
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  Speaker 3: You would yeah, yeah, I know. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: say anymore. We'll wait till we'll wait till later when
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  Speaker 3: we when we talked to earlier on the show, phones
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  Speaker 3: are open eight seven to seven forty four. Woodie, you
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  Speaker 3: can hit us up with the text over to two
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  Speaker 3: two ninety seven. Oh manage she like a good day
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  Speaker 3: in history thing. Yes, it was today, in nineteen ninety
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  Speaker 3: four that a jury found Loreena Bobbit not guilty of
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  Speaker 3: cutting off her husband's penis, not by reason of insanity.
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  Speaker 7: I think you would have been in self defense.
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  Speaker 3: Did you cut his penis off?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well then you're guilty. Stop it with the my
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  Speaker 3: reason of insana?
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  Speaker 2: Did you think it was talking to you?
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  Speaker 8: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Remember?
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  Speaker 3: She? Yeah? Then did you break your penis? Men as
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  Speaker 3: you broke something? No, part of a conversation.
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  Speaker 7: Broke something the other day, And I can't stop thinking
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  Speaker 7: about how upset I am with myself about it. But
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  Speaker 7: I was getting rid of this desk and I was
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  Speaker 7: gonna give it to a family member, but I have
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  Speaker 7: to break it down and it has now. Is this
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  Speaker 7: the correct term to ellen? Wrench right now, alannch Ellen, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: Alan wrench screw And I go, I don't have the
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  Speaker 7: right size. So I go, all right, well I got
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  Speaker 7: to drive the Lows. So I drive the Lows about
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  Speaker 7: twenty plus minutes away. I go grab the right size
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  Speaker 7: drive back and I start taking it apart, and then
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  Speaker 7: there's this one screw that's, you know, kind of being
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  Speaker 7: in pain. And I finally get it apart and then
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  Speaker 7: I go, okay, well, I'm gonna lift into the car.
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  Speaker 7: And the second I go to grab it, the whole
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  Speaker 7: desk just falls over. And the problem is it's glass,
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  Speaker 7: so it just shatters everywhere. And it's like right before
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  Speaker 7: I have to go to bed, so I kind of
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  Speaker 7: just been leaving it in my garage for I still
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  Speaker 7: have to clean it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Now it's a total loss. And what sucks is the
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  Speaker 7: desk uh I got from Costco, and I told them, okay,
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  Speaker 7: well they really wanted to just get it from Costco,
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  Speaker 7: but they changed the color of the desk so now
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  Speaker 7: and so it sucks.
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  Speaker 9: But to clean up all this glass, it's just, dude,
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  Speaker 9: it's gonna suck. Something tells me your wife has dealt
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  Speaker 9: with a lot of like opening a door. I just
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  Speaker 9: found it a.
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  Speaker 3: Mess into my son's room.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, well, what would be the proper waving
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  Speaker 7: and clean that up?
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  Speaker 3: Iron I thought you had made a promise to yourself
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  Speaker 3: that you were never gonna buy furniture ever again that
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  Speaker 3: required any kind of assembly.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't have to put this together, but I was
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  Speaker 7: taking it apart so I can transport it. But I'm
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  Speaker 7: never ever buying any type of furniture that I have
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  Speaker 7: to put together ever again.
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  Speaker 3: When you were when you were going to move whatever
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  Speaker 3: it was, it wouldn't fit in the elevator, the couch couch, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and people had all this stuff about, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: you saw I saw a video the other day, Greg,
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  Speaker 3: and people say this is how you move furniture in
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  Speaker 3: New York City. And they showed this person getting a
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  Speaker 3: brand new couch delivered to their apartment. And by the way,
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  Speaker 3: this apartment is gorgeous, huge, big open sky, not jankie
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  Speaker 3: like tight studio New York City apartment. This is like
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  Speaker 3: one of those like ones you see in magazines and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But because it's an older building, the elevators are too
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  Speaker 3: small for the staircases are too narrow for it so
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  Speaker 3: they had to take this brand new, super expensive couch,
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  Speaker 3: saw it, get it up to this person and what
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  Speaker 3: it was. And when it was in the pieces that
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  Speaker 3: used to bring up to the apartment, it looked like
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  Speaker 3: something that someone was throwing away. They brought it into
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  Speaker 3: the apartment. They showed them refastening everything together. Reattached even
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  Speaker 3: the you know that felt kind of pieces on the
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  Speaker 3: bottom yep, you know they like that kind of goes
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  Speaker 3: like over like where the springs are. Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 3: see the springs and.
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  Speaker 6: Things, almost like insation.
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  Speaker 3: It looked. By the time they got it all back together,
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  Speaker 3: it looked brand new again. Like no you and I
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  Speaker 3: did that. It'd be like Menace with his desk.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I for that the best part of the story too,
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  Speaker 7: because once the desk fell over, guess what the tool
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  Speaker 7: was inside the.
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  Speaker 3: The little drawer.
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  Speaker 7: So I went and drove the loads for no reason,
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  Speaker 7: and then I broke it.
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  Speaker 9: I was just talking about this with my parents, like
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  Speaker 9: we were having to throw away Alan wrenches because everything
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  Speaker 9: comes with ye and you've got fifty of them. I'm
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  Speaker 9: not surprised Menace wouldn't have one.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta tell what I see.
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  Speaker 3: So I got the birthdays and the quarter of birthday
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  Speaker 3: coming up for you at Little Bits. It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 3: it's the Woody Show. Some new details have come out
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  Speaker 3: regarding the arrest of Keefer Sutherland last week. You know,
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  Speaker 3: he was accused of an alleged assault against an Uber driver.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't look like it was so alleged. Yeah, apparently
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  Speaker 3: there is some some dash cam footage or whatever. But
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  Speaker 3: he punched the driver multiple times, tried to choke him out,
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  Speaker 3: all while in the car.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: The driver then got out to get away and then
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  Speaker 3: called nine to one one believe it or not, key
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  Speaker 3: for something. Of you guys appeared to be under the
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  Speaker 3: influence at the time.
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  Speaker 2: No, like multiple weeks in jail for a dui. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's already done in twenty hours.
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  Speaker 3: He's a partier.
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  Speaker 6: Remember that time he ran and dove onto a Christmas
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  Speaker 6: tree in some hotel or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, rule he might have a problem.
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  Speaker 2: I will tell you. This is a first hand account.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. It's not one of your encounters with.
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  Speaker 2: One of my friends.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And we all went out one night to two bars,
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  Speaker 2: and at the second bar we didn't know where he was.
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  Speaker 2: We saw him outside fighting a parking meter.
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  Speaker 5: Just loves to fight.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, he's just a young guy. You know, we're
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  Speaker 9: out of his system.
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  Speaker 3: But so far he's not been charged, still has to
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  Speaker 3: appear in court early February. Uh for all this stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Sounds pretty uh like it's bad news for him.
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  Speaker 3: Brooklyn Beckham.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the son of.
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  Speaker 3: David Victoria Beckham.
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  Speaker 7: We've been following the saga, the big the big fallout, right,
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  Speaker 7: and now more is coming out about that, so apparently,
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  Speaker 7: like and I was like, man, what's to be you know,
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  Speaker 7: because they only speak through lawyers now and for the
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  Speaker 7: dumbest reason, I mean, and and family has become a
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  Speaker 7: strange for a lot of different reasons, some legit, others
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  Speaker 7: not so much.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, Brooklyn Beckham is saying that basically, like David
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  Speaker 3: and Victoria the only thing they care about more so
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  Speaker 3: than their kids or anything else is the brand, Like
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  Speaker 3: you know, the brand Beckham. Yeah, you know, and so
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  Speaker 3: nothing else matters. Like like I guess they felt like
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  Speaker 3: because he's married, right, yeah, his billionaire, so his now
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  Speaker 3: wife was not like on brand for brand Beckham, and
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  Speaker 3: so like they were never like really supportive of the
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  Speaker 3: relationship or anything else, and try to do everything they
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  Speaker 3: could to keep them from actually ending up together. How
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  Speaker 3: it a hot billionaire shit. I don't know, but I
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  Speaker 3: think it's more about like the control aspect, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I mean they're a couple that goes out and matching outfits.
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  Speaker 10: Everything is coordinated for them, their image, and if she
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  Speaker 10: wants to wear a purple dress and they're wearing black,
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  Speaker 10: they're gonna get mad about something like that.
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  Speaker 2: How does he live like that?
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  Speaker 3: It's it's so it's so weird, and people say, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: if I had the money that they have, like, I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't I wouldn't care, but I think you would.
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  Speaker 2: But also, did you hear the Mark Anthony angle of this?
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  Speaker 2: This is pretty funny at their apparently at their wedding reception,
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  Speaker 2: Mark Anthony comes up and like is supposed to introduce
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  Speaker 2: the couple to do their first dance, but he says,
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  Speaker 2: let's give it up for the lady of the hour,
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  Speaker 2: Victoria Beckham, and she swoops in and has the first
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  Speaker 2: dance with her son.
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  Speaker 7: Yes too, yeah, oh god, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He says, I don't want to reconcile my family. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not being controlled. I'm standing up for myself for the
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  Speaker 3: first time in my life. For my entire life, my
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  Speaker 3: parents have controlled narratives in the press about our family.
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  Speaker 3: I could see what that would be really annoying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I would deal with it.
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  Speaker 4: I thought.
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  Speaker 2: A billion has a new better family.
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  Speaker 3: Now I thought about that with these kids of influencers,
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  Speaker 3: where you see, well, they're just using them. Where you see, uh,
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  Speaker 3: every aspect of every little thing that they do is coordinated, right,
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  Speaker 3: like as far as uh walking in and out of
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  Speaker 3: the house, and they bring the kids back. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: you walk first and then cry harder. Yeah, I wonder,
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what kind of Oh yeah remember that.
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  Speaker 2: One yep, start over here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like okay, so they're all pretending, you know, to
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  Speaker 3: be super upset. Well, the kid was upset. Dog the
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  Speaker 3: family dog actually died. Yeah, and she just didn't like
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  Speaker 3: the way that the video is going.
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  Speaker 2: And show yourself more because your face is covered when
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  Speaker 2: you're crying like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like do it like this? Yeah, they're like this,
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  Speaker 3: Like I wonder what long term effect that has? Like
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  Speaker 3: what I would love to interact with these individuals as adults.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and there's no contact for sure.
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  Speaker 10: Brooklyn Beckham said that he had crippling anxiety his entire life,
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  Speaker 10: and now obviously he's married and with his wife. He
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  Speaker 10: doesn't have that anymore, so he's like, I'm not going back,
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  Speaker 10: and they kept trying to break them up and he's like, no,
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  Speaker 10: I'm here and I'm happy for the first time ever.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just you want to get rid of that
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  Speaker 7: kind of stuff. Just marry a billionaire.
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  Speaker 3: I guess Kelly Clarkson's daytime talk shows expected to end
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  Speaker 3: at her the current season. Her contract is up this
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  Speaker 3: year and the show apparently is a lot to put on,
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  Speaker 3: you know, looking at the landscape across daytime television. I
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  Speaker 3: gotta that was another question, like does anybody care?
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  Speaker 2: Does show?
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  Speaker 3: Her show is really popular, but they just say it's
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  Speaker 3: not sustainable anymore. And then Michael B. Jordans once considered
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  Speaker 3: changing his name. I understand, yeah, uh, you know, comparison
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  Speaker 3: is to Michael the Michael Jordan. But the similarity ultimately
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  Speaker 3: benefited him. But he said just made him wanted to,
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  Speaker 3: you know, make a name for himself. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: the Bee and Michael B. Jordan is Fort Bakari.
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  Speaker 7: Bad actor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, but honestly, like what okay, so let's just
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  Speaker 3: say you're the mom and dad your last name is Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you give your son the name Michael.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if it worked for one of them, maybe
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  Speaker 2: to work for my kid.
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  Speaker 3: No, but you know what I mean, like, why would
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  Speaker 3: you set your kid up like that? You know, you're
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  Speaker 3: just setting your kid up for just a bunch of teasing.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, like I'm not saying that you do.
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  Speaker 11: Everything that a basketball Michael Jordan's copter snowplowed parents and
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  Speaker 11: stuff like that, but also, don't set your kids up
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  Speaker 11: for failure.
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  Speaker 6: It would be the opposite of teasing, Like the rules,
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  Speaker 6: your name is Michael Jordan's.
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  Speaker 7: I've worked with the Michael Jackson and he wanted to
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  Speaker 7: go by Michael.
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  Speaker 3: I remember an office space Michael blo. All right, Greg Gory,
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  Speaker 3: what you got for us today?
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  Speaker 6: But if you're a fan of the band Poison and
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  Speaker 6: you wanted a reunion for the fortieth anniversary, you're not getting.
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  Speaker 3: It because that was a fun show. I did see
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  Speaker 3: I see. I saw Poison and def Lepper together the tour.
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  Speaker 3: They were torn together many years ago, and that was
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  Speaker 3: really good.
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  Speaker 6: Like you and Gina, like Poison, I would the lead singer,
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  Speaker 6: can you know he's Brett Michaels, a corpse Brett Michaels.
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  Speaker 7: I think of somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: You're saying to somebody else, Brett Michael is alive, and well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the same difference.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they want Brett wanted six times the amount of
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  Speaker 6: money that the rest of the band was getting. And
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  Speaker 6: they all were at the bargaining table and they said
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  Speaker 6: they had a great offer to do this reunion thing,
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  Speaker 6: and at the last second, Brett Michael says, I want
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  Speaker 6: six hundred percent more than all of you, and then
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  Speaker 6: they all walked away and said, screw that.
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  Speaker 2: What year does he think this is?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: What did he did? He say it that way like
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: as I want this much more than you, or was
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: he was he asking for a number that happened to
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: be six times more they were getting. The one that
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: explained it was the drummer Ricky Rocket. As you know, okay,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I couldn't have named any other person there.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: So then Ricky just said that basically, when they had
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: it all spelled out, it would be for every dollar
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: they make, Brett gets six dollars.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: And so he said.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: That's how six to one works exactly. So he says,
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: you don't want to go out and work really hard
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: just to make somebody else a bunch of money, And
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: they all said no.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, So that's fine, and I'm sure they're you know,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: they're they're doing okay, they've been playing shows for a
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: long time. Here's the thing. When you're the drummer yep
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Ricky Rocket, I couldn't have watched that and I love Poison, okay,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: So if you're that guy, it's not like the rest
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: of you guys can go out and do a bunch
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: of shows as Poison without getting somebody who's not Brett Michaels.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: But the difference is Brett Michaels can go out and
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: do solo shows and do all the Poison songs and
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: sing them all and they'll sound exactly how the fans
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: expect them to be.
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: And said, I'll give you his current tour and it
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: is the Casino Ballroom sure for Gatlinburg Conventions enter.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: So now that's that's one thing about him that I
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: know that he and like say Mark McGrath from Sugar
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Ray have in common. They're like, dude, people want to
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: hear these songs that they know and they love from us.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: They're not trying to like do new stuff, and you
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: know they and they will go wherever the people are,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: so they will take any they'll do the the cruises,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: they'll do whatever. And that's the point is like, Okay,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: you can you can like say that, but now you're
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: not making anything. Yeah right, Whereas like Brett can just
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: go out and he can continue now he doesn't need
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: you at all. He'll continue to go out and you know,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: do these shows.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: You get also time it for the fortieth anniversary, you know, Yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: and then the demand would just be so overwhelming.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: And I get being upset about it, but at the
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: same time, you're screwing yourself saying we're not going to go.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Do this, yeah, because they had all agreed to it
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: and they thought they had a great offer.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, easy money, security coming in now. So yeah, Gucci,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I men, it's what you got. Well, you might see
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: this online, but it is not true. At least that's
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: what mister B says. He says that he's not dropped
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: being a crypto coin on the day of the Super Bowl,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: now drop it. Allegedly he's going to have a Super
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Bowl ad where he said that millionaires will be made,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: but don't know what it's all about. The reason that
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: people think that this crypto coin thing is going to
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: happen is because there is a crypto exchange that invested
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: in his company. That they invested over two hundred million
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: dollars into his company. But they said it's because they
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: want to build some creator platform where they can where
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: people can buy like items off of creators and things
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: like that. But they're not doing a coin together all right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: See must have a question because you you went out
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: for the Beast Games. I talked to mister yeah, and
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: then even make a through the first cut.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: It was literally one of the first few people.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: No, I've been watching, so I don't understand how exactly
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: a worse, but I saw something where it was like, oh,
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: this contestant says he doesn't regret you know, doing his
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: teammates like that because he got a million bucks, like
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: he got a million dollars from the Beast Games.
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Right, because he how does how does that work? He
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: does a lot of in game things where he'll tempt you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: He'll seay, you came walk away, now.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: You can walk away now.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: They did it literally the first we were there before
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: anybody got eliminated and there were still two thousand people
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: running around a Legion stadium. He said he I want
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: to leave right now, you can before he gave any money,
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: and this like seventy eight year old woman was like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: I'm done.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: He later put her back on my team.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Oh so he lost, But like, when was an offer
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: of a million dollars?
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just hey, you can leave. And at
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: that point we'd been there.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: It was like three am at that point, because that
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: the production was so terribly run.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: One yeude, I don't I don't remember if it was
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: a million bucks, but it was a ton of like
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: hundreds of thousands of dollars, and I don't remember the specifics,
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: but basically it was this one dude and mister Beast's
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: offer him. It kept going up and up and up
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: and up and up. If you take this money. I
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: think it was about ten people get eliminated. And he
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: had befriended these people. That's the thing I hated about
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: the show. They acted like they were best friends for
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: twenty five years and they just met. That's exactly my point. Cright,
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: he turned it down.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: This headline was about how this guy took the money
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: and he doesn't feel and like the other teammates didn't
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: get anything. I'm thinking, like, okay, if any of those
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: other teammates would have gotten a million dollars, like if
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: somebody offered you a million dollars. Now, these teammates are
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: not like your actual family or actual friends like two
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: days ago, who wouldn't take that?
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: Many people that didn't and then and they are your
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: literal competition exactly it will they will be if they're
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: not not now soon.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Mike, who wouldn't take that?
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that dude stayed so the other people could also stay,
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: and I think he turned down.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: It was like nine grand or an idiot, No, Gina
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: grad what you got?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Well, Chris Pratt, he says he is when he's not
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: starring in a movie, he's still ripped af because he
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: was talking to the GMA folks over there and said
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: that he's always just six weeks away from the right body,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: which means he doesn't have to like right suffer to
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: get back into superhero shape. And he's shown this a
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: lot of times, like that he's ripped and he does
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: these crazy diets and workouts. Do you remember when he
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: did that thing called the Daniels Fast. It was like
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: a Bible diet. It was twenty one days where he
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: only ate like stuff that they would have eaten back
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: in Bible days like fruits and nuts and vegetables and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: whole grains, not a fast right, and no meat, no sugar,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: no alcohol, no leavened bread, you know, because that's how
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: they went down back then. And he said it would
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: bring him a closer connection with God and keep him ripped.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I think anytime you're starving, you feel like you're
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: going to see God. Right, there's a show that in
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: the commercial and not commercials, the cartoons like desert someone
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: looks like a steak, Yeah, the way they go mirage. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I love those because you're, yeah, you're you're just dying,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: the thirsty're so hot, you're so tired, and you started
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: seeing stuff exactly. Yeah, that I believe. All right, thank
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you very much, China, gret it. It's time for your
• 22:13
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• 22:27
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• 22:33
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• 22:36
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• 22:43
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• 22:53
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• 22:57
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• 23:03
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• 23:07
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• 23:34
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• 23:38
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• 23:55
  Speaker 3: your celebrity birthdays, and that a little lookal what's happening
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: around the world with entertainment. Here on the show, Welcome back, everybody.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: It is Wednesday. We are the Woody Show. Hey ya,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: coming up later on in the Once to see tomorrow
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: it's tomorrow, geez all right, So tomorrow on Netflix, Burt
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Kreischer's new show comes out. It's called Free Burt. Yeah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: and I think it's really funny. All friendships and everything
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: else aside with Bert. The show is a hard r
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: so menace you talk about all the time about like
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: whatever happened to like the raunchy just the fun fun comedies. Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: it's a TV show. It's not a movie. It's a series.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: It's called Free Burt. And it's about him and his family.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: So think about like everybody loves Raymond, right but but yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: right where it's about you know, ray and his family.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: This is about Burt and his family. But it's like
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: him Leanne, his daughters. You know, he is who he is.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: He's a comedian. So it's it's it's really I don't
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: want to tell you Toobou. It's just really funny. It's
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: really well done episodes. Half yeah, yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: I heard him talk about this in interviews and he
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: said that it's based on a real time period in
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: his life. Yes, so yeah, and what he explained about it,
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: it seems really really funny.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Dude. I saw the first couple episodes because I went
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: to they did like a premiere for it, and uh,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: and Bert asked me if I wanted to go to that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: So I went, and so my wife and I we
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: sat there and we watched the first couple episodes at Netflix.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: And dude, like the the the interaction between like the daughters,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: just the way they all speak in their house, because
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: you know, that's the way that that household is. Oh yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: talking and talking to Burt and Leanne, Like that's exactly
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: and you know, I mean if you know Bert, and
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: you know, like Leanne kind of holds everything together, but
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: she also she's fun and Bert is just like a child.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: She's she's married to the person that she's babysitting, you know.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: But in the the interaction, the the between the daughters
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: and then the interaction with the kids and and Bert,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: it reminds me a lot of our house, and and
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: that's where that's where my wife and I were dying laughing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Especially Bert's youngest daughter reminds us of our younger daughter.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Nice hard are. It's called Free Bert, and it's going
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: to be on Netflix starting tomorrow. I'm excited. You should
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: you should check that out, all right? So, Gina Grad,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: you had a question for everybody?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really I don't love bringing this up, but
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I do want your take on it. How long do
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: you have to be with someone, like either dating or
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I guess married, to stop being embarrassed to ask them
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: about like plunging your toilet. Because I went and bought
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: a plunger, I went and chat gpted how to plunge
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: a toilet?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: What I did? I went so far? Okay, not until
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: he finally just makes me door. That's an old person thing, though, right?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Am I right about that? Menace? Like they say that
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: the older people are using chat GPT as Google, Well,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing. That's not what it's for me.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I thought I was doing it
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: right until it was clear that I wasn't. So I
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: was like, what am I doing wrong?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: How did you think you were supposed to use a plunge.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: I thought you just used the plunge.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean what you put the well. It has
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: like one of those like cylinder things inside of it,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So you put that in the whole ninety degree angle
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: and you just start plunging. But I did not know
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: that you're supposed to fill it up with more water first.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that was part of it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: To get it to suction.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no to.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. She's right to do whatever it's supposed
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: to do to plunge.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I didn't know that.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: To clear the line, I didn't wait. So you didn't
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: want your husband to know you clogged the toy.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't want him to deal with clogging the toy men.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: So you say, yeah, interesting, plunger is like a mystery.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a mystery.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: I can't use plungers either.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: You don't have the upper body.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: I think that's the problem.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I just didn't know you because I thought if you
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: flush it again, the whole room will over. Like I
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: didn't know you wanted to do that, and uh, And
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I finally had to he he basically like forced it
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: out of my hand. I was like, you know what, fine,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: if you're dying to do this.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, Greg, do you remember we had this? Uh man,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: when we just do the game, will it flush? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: somebody send us. Remember those ones that had like the
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: CO two cartridges attached to it kind of Yeah, dude,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: this thing was cool. It had a CO two cartridge
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: attached to it, and you would like lock and load
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: it and you sumped it. Same kind of deal. You'd
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: push the plunger part to the you know, to the
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: hole in the bottom of the toilet to create that seal,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: and then you pull the trigger and it would shoot
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: a big puff of like you know air the pressure
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: and that was that's what would free it. Was just
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: it was a way cooler way to do it, and
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: that would solve your problem with not having enough upper bottle. Yes,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: that's a good way to like crack a pipe or
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: to get poop all over you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked pretty well. We tried it out. So
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: you clogged it, well, it was clawed.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I mean it was I don't know who clogged it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It was it's the bathroom. But when I went to
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: flush it like horrible things happened, okay, and I didn't
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: want I just you know, it's like you're trying to
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: keep a marriage like fun and sexy, and you're.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Not, like you wouldn't ask him to plunge your toilet.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Who cares? That ship sailed many many moons. So that's
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: the question.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: How many moons ago?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: A long time ago? I mean, I think once you're married,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I would say within six months.
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: Yes, I super applaud for this, And I would not
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: blame her if, for whatever reason, she couldn't figure it out,
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: if she called somebody, because I don't know that it
• 29:22
  Speaker 11: wasn't you necessarily, of course you're going to say that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you would be embarrassed if it wasn't.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Trust me, I'd be thrilled if I was going that regularly.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: It weren't. Yeah, for everything else that he has seen,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: like you just like bashed your face on the toilet
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: paper holder or whatever different.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I just think body fluid.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: But it's maintenance. You don't want something.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: I wanted to take care of it, right, No, no, no,
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: instantly I would just say, hey, you gotta plunge.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Do that. Oh that's hey. Uh ask uh ask her
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: what steamboat will he spent this past week doing? Uh?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: What did he do?
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Sam?
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: I don't know if he spent the whole weekend I
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: think would be exaggerated.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: But anymore, Yeah, he cleaned my apartment.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for a walk, and I mean he was going
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: to clean it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: He got a new vacuum that he's excited about too.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: And like, what Okay, Greg, why would why would you
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: feel the need to clean your place? Like, are you dirty?
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: No? No, I his girlfriend? Was she a real dog?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He did clean to your standards.
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: Uh no, But he was like as soon as I
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: got back, He's like, what what did I do wrong?
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: I'm like, well this wait, Like I I'll say thank you,
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: but then I'll let him know. So that because he
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: wants to be helpful, so you have to let him
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: know like what to actually do.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: So you went out in your life and he stayed
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: home and cleaned. I went out and walked my dog. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: and he stayed back in he vacuum.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Would you ever.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Like an hour hour and a half, God, would you ever?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Would you ever clean his house?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Okay, you thought about that a while.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: Over there that much because he has a roommate and stuff,
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: so he's always like my.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Place, and I know you're looking to Sea best. Do
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: I think that's gay to be excited about a vacuum cleaner?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: I think it's not necessarily gay, but it's kind of girly. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: not necessarily gay.
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  Speaker 2: And does he like hug his roommates for a long
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: time when.
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  Speaker 10: My roommate but he because he needed a new vacuum anyways,
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: so he got one for Christmas and.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It's the dice in.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm back in if that has the light on
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: it so you can see everything that you're vacuuming it up,
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: and it is very.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Satisfying to get all the way in the back of
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: the closet.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Or text us answer Gina's question if you have an
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: answer for how long do you think you have to
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: be married before? Like you're not going to be embarrassed
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: to ask your spouse to plunge the toilet. Yeah, text
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  Speaker 3: what he shows next hang on the back in the
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: bed on into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: politically correct world. Thank you for being here, Yeah, Greg Vennis, Hi,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: we got Sammy Sea masses here. Morgan is here, Gena
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Grad is here. Yeah, she's got the trending news headlines.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Well, President Trump was just on Air Force one on
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: the way to Switzerland when the plane had to turn
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: around and head back to Washington.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: It's happened to all of us, guys.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he really turn it around. It was all because
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: of this minor a little electrical problem. But they decided
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: to turn around just to be safe. Once they landed,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: CRUs got to work transferring everything to the backup plane.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Don't you love when you have a backup plane? And
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: then they were back on their way to Switzerland. An
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: hour later. Trump will be their meeting with world leaders
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: at the World Economic Forum to discuss his ideas about Greenland.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: He'd like to have Greenland, and we're going to see
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: if he makes that possible.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: I think Air Force one is probably the only plane
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: on the planet that I would feel one safe.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Really, the only one.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just turned.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Around with an electrical greg. True, but then everything was
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: taken care of.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not as quickly. It's not like they got
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: back on board, you know, the same plane. They had
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: to use the backup plane. Yeah, but I've seen planes
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: with duct tape on them. Is that how they air
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Force one? It's doubtful. It's not duct tape. Did he
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: get that new plane duct tape.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Plane from overseas yet?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Or is that like yeah, yeah, sure.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Well, a huge winter storm is set to make life
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: just unbearable for half the country this week. The storm
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: looks like it could be here by about Friday. It's
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: going to carry into the weekend, and experts are telling
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: everyone stay prepared. So this storm is being called quote
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: a widespread, potential catastrophic event from Texas to the Carolina.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Get your hat and gloves, get your muff every time.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Well, forecasters say that ice could wagh down trees and
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: power line screwup power for millions of people. Heavy snow, sleet,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: freezing rain all expected to start in the Midwest before
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: heading over the East coast. So if you're traveling this
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: week and especially to the south, just be prepared for
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: delays and cancelations and maybe they'll move you from Air
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Force one to your backup plane.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: I think they started the track of the storm from
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: this studio because it's so freaking cold.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking, why damn cold?
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: It's always Frosty. It's Frosty the snowman here. Oh yeah,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: it looks like former Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel is
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: headed to the Chargers as their offensive coordinator. After he
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: was fired, he interviewed with a bunch of teams, including
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the Lions, but they want another direction. Fans weren't thrilled
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: about that. He was also in the mix for jobs
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: in Philly and Tampa, but the Chargers ended up winning
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: out and they of course have QB Justin Herbert and
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: a ton of young players. But the real selling point
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: is that the teams in California and McDaniel spent a
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: lot of his early years where Greg, where was he
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: in his early ye where tell me he was with
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the Niners in San Francisco.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I wanted you to tell me no, much like sammy attention,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: So here we go. I don't. I don't think you're
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: going to have that heart of a time with paying
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: less attention, true ball something say that out of the
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: bitterness because the Niners lost, of course, and you know,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: because it's your hometown. But I don't know how much
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: time and pure emotion you're putting into the team. Niners
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: never heard of him who's that though, He's got a
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: very punishable face. Now I got to see, oh dude,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: he is like he looks like a wet rat. What
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: oh god?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: He does?
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Does he does? Like? Right, I get it? Yeah, I see.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. And the evolution that there's been all these
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: pictures like when he first started with Dolphins compared to
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: his last year with Dolphins, the evolution of his quote. Look, yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: it's just look like in football he looks like the
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: captain of the chess club exactly, you know, and he
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: would use the words like artistsan and curation.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: No, it's just this dork. Yeah he's not he's not
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: a hipster. He's just a dork. I figure, I think,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: figure out a way to hang with the jocks. Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I got a little swag.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like my barista Starbucks.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of like a Yeah but he thought
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: him with legal questions.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: No, but he's not. Yeah, he's not hipster. He doesn't
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: give that vibe. He definitely just gives more like the dork,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: like the guy the guy who's like, you know, waiting
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: and you know, trying to get like Pokemon cars the
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: minute they're released and.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know, if you know, like kind of like
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: a hype beast vibe.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his face doesn't match his profession.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Sammy, do you think I don't dislike him?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: No, okay, like a rat look like rat face.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Different Now this is like bull ratch.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, but lady, it's good news. You guys
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: are fit in the same size clothes. You can wear
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: those slim fits like well.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Two new members have been elected to the MLB Hall
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: of Fame. That's outfielder at Carlos Beltran made the Hall
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: on his fourth try, earning eighty four percent of the votes,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: and he was joined by outfielder Andrew Jones, who just
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: made it over the seventy five percent threshold at seventy
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: eight percent on his ninth try.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I like the videos where you know,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: the player sitting by the phone. Oh, and then the
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: guy from the Hall of Fame calls it. I like
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: when when they don't get it, it's it's no, it's
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: it's it's right up there with soldiers coming home, Oh wow,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: dogs recognizing their owners. I don't know if it has
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: not as strong an effect as those two categories of videos.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: It's good, but man I heard. I didn't even see
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: the video. I just heard the audio of them calling
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Beltron and telling him that he made the Hall of Fame.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: I'm just imagining, like what a like, what a feeling
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: that must be, like you're going into the Hall of Fame.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: That's it's pretty cool, you know what people put.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: In that category. But I disagree when the camera when
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the family sets up the camera just to read the
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: email if their kid got into college, you already sat up.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: The cameras mean though, because I don't care when colorblind
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: people get those glasses.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I don't care about it for.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: The first time.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: What about when they give babies those glasses?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: That's like pretty cute, that's pretty you're talking about the
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: ones the babies are able to hear.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I love the cochlear ones, but the little bottle cap
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: glasses that they put on the baby and then they
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: see their Mommy's so.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Many questions about that though, like do they do that?
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: How do they know which prescription? They can't tell the baby,
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: like which one looks better?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Baby's like google gog on near some right too. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: They have technology.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Well, Nike is dealing with a little backlash over a
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: sneaker that some people are calling a tone deaf tribute
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: to Martin Luther King Junior. So the shoes called the
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Lebron twenty three honor the King, and it's the same
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: teal color as the sign at the Lorraine Motel in
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Memphis where MLK was assassinated and has the word equality
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: on the heel. Lebron wore the shoes during a game
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: this month, and some people are big mad about it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: They call the design tasteless and asked how whatever even.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: The shoes are hideous issues?
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: But also who cares?
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well, I mean, look, if if you're doing
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: a shoe to commemorate Martin Luther King, why would you
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: pick the color from the sign of the motel where
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: he was shot and killed? Like somebody sat around you
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: know that this wasn't like just one person, you know,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: just over you know, forgot to really put more. There's
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: a team of people that sat around a table in Beaverton, Oregon,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: you know, and this is what they came up with,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: and like nobody nobody said, I don't know, guys, maybe
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: maybe not use the color from the sign of the
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: hotel or the motel where Martin Luther King was assassinated.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: The other ones, well, the people that were at the
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: motel which is now museum said they didn't even know
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: the shoe existed until now. And Nike hasn't officially released
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: the date that it's going to drop, but retailers are
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: saying it's going to be February fifth.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess, like, who's buying the Bronze.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the Amazing, the wrong guy. The Lebron's
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: not popular those shoes.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I think they sell pretty well, right, not Thatnis knows
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: up up? Okay, No, Well, speaking of stuff that Menace
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: knows of. The Amazing people over at BUCkies announced that
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: they're building a new location in Florida and that's going
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: to set the record for the biggest convenience store in
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: So when Bucky says it's going to be big, yeah,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: that's that's like when Walmart calls something trashy.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: You know, when Bucky says it's going to be big,
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: you know it's.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Going to be huge.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: On your hat, Well, let me give you some status.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Did a damn big bucket.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It's going to The location is still waiting for approval,
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: but if it all goes through, it'll be over seventy
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: six thousand square feet, have over one hundred and twenty
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: gas pumps, eighteen electric vehicle charging stations, and over seven
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: hundred parking spaces. On top of that, customers can get
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: BUCkies famous beaver nuggets, They're the best fresh jerky, hot
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: and ready, brisket sandwiches, all the BUCkies merch you can handle,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: signs for the house, thank you, and if everything goes
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: according to plan, the new store is going to be
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: open in twenty twenty seven.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Just the largest Bucket my god. So at that point,
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: it's it's not a convenience store.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: It's a convenience it's a mall.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome. Well that's what's going on with Thank
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: you very much. Gina Grant got it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 12: Show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: When you guys go to buy something, you guys, uh,
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: you guys haggle on prices.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Never store every you can't.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Everything's negotiable. Never not a grocery store like right, not
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: not a place like that, pretty much anything else. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: had never even thought to do it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: People used to do that to us when I work retail.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, sir, I don't know who you think
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I am. I don't own the store.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: You don't own the store, but you know the people
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: who run it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Oh God, it trouble.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Everything's negotiable. I've never should bring you with me. The
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: most recent one I went to. I went to a
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: place called Furniture Now, and I just had to get like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I need something cheap quick that I could take that day.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to like place an order for a
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: piece of furniture, didn't want anything to put together. So
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: this place is great. It's like it's one of those
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: close out places, like the weekend's only kind of thing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: And I went in there and I found the thing
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: that I needed that would work, and the prices on there,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: it's already like a discount place. I go, is that
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: the best price you can do? That's all I say,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Is that the best price you can do? They go
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: open line, They go, uh, well, yeah, let me let me,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: let me see what I can do. And then he
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: gets on his thing and he goes, I can give you,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, I can give it to you for whatever.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Two hundred and forty as opposed to three hundred.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: I got great when I saw televisions. If somebody asked, yeah,
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: can I get a better price?
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: What do you check on it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, if you're the employee, what do you care?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I see, Okay.
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: So it's more of commission based, so the person is
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: going to help you out because they're making commission off
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: of the things that you're buying, So like a car
• 42:42
  Speaker 10: or electronics or stuff like that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Is the places and furniture anything.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but they're a grocery stores. There was a Macy's
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: in our area that was notorious. If you went in
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: there and asked them like, hey, can I get it
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: for a different price, they would change rely.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: This is mind blowing.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Well because I saw a seat. I said, ninety five
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: percent of adults don't even try to negotiate on prices
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: for anything. Only cars.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: For me, that's I mean, you do it for.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Obviously the big stuff cars, house houses. You know, you
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: put in an offer and negotiating, you're haggling, you negotiating,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: and you haggle when you're looking at a job, things
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: like that. But you could pretty pretty much for anything.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: The only retail store I've done that is a consignment
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: store because it's all subjective and I just say like, hey,
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: this has been on for sale for a month, can
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: if prices?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: It's always subjective. Never think a normal store.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I'd rather give them more money than haggle over a price.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I hate, I can't.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: It's no.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: The way that you phrased it, I think makes sense.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Is this the best price you can do, the best
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: price you can do on that?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Is this the final price?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Or if that that is the best price they can do,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: maybe there's something else. Yeah, okay, So you know I
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: like watches, right, so I buy I buy watches, And
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: I always ask that question because they always say and
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: they can't. They can't. Necessarily. It depends on you know,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: what the brand is. Some brands, just in general, whether
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: it's a clothing brands or so like, they won't quote
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: discount because it's bad for their brand totally. But there's
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: always stuff that they can do. They can say, oh,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: well we'll we'll cover the sales tax or yeah, right exactly.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: So it's like, all right, I'll give you another example.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I'm always haggling for things like this, Like my kids school.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: They're asking for a pretty pretty sizable donation right.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Over, already donate every month I do.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Your counter should be zero? Well, no, I mean so
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: like I'm willing, I'm willing to do something but I'm
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: also going to expect something in return.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Are you going to get a wing or something?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, we haven't had that conversation yet, but I
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: have a have a cafeteria. No, no, I have a
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: couple of thoughts, you know, like I'm talking about, like,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: all right, so there's a couple of subjects for example,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: like you know that like say my son, could you
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: some tutoring in you guys think you can help him
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: out with some tutoring.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: And you know, this is bordering on like Sopranos level,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: like you're.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: You're you're asking for something, huh right if something Yeah,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: if somebody just wants like a small favor and returns
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: like you know whatever. I don't think that's a.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: We're not saying tutoring quotes like actual tutoring, not.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Like no like actual no no, no, no, no, no,
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: like actual tutoring.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Chemistry, but he'll be getting an Yeah, like he's struggling
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: a bit in chemistry, like you know, really kind of
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: because he's bored by it. Yeah, you know, And so
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: it could just be but like all right, fine for
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: mastering of the subject matter to at least get an
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: acceptable grade. Yeah you know, yeah, you think you guys,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: can you know, help him out with some tutoring or
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: that's reasonable, that's that's reasonable.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: Just take him in the hood. They'll teach them chemistry.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like yeah, iberg, it taught me to make
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: this blue stuff.
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So not five percent of people don't even try
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: to negotiate it for anything. But they were talking to
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: people that said, on average that a discount needs to
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: be anywhere between twenty and thirty five percent before it
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: feels worth the awkwardness or effort effort.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: It's an effort, it's awkwardness, but.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Like, what's awkward about it?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: It's because for someone like me, it falls into the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: category of confrontation and I'm not interested like that, there
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: is a discomfort.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: It's interesting, I'm not paying that. There's a difference between
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: that or like you do you feel weird about when
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: you go to buy a car.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I don't love I don't love that I'm going to
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: have to do what I'm going to have to do.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I am very Yeah, I feel weird about it.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially if you go into a place and you're
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: not under the gun on something, meaning like you.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Know, walked away.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if it's just you're taking your time, You're
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: doing your due diligence. You go in somewhere, you look
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: at something, and you can walk out of there and
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: go all right, well I'll let you know, I'll think
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: about it, or you go in there go is that so?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Is that the best price you can do? Yeah? Unfortunately?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: All right, Well I'll tell you what, wyon, Don't you
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: do me a favor? Can you take my number? Like
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: I know you guys are always doing these sales and
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Let me know as soon as anything
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: happens with that, just give me give me a call
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: back and let me know. Dude, you'll get a call
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: within the same day, or you will.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: You will.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, I talked to my manager and this is what
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: we're going to be able to do. It's like, hey,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I can do this now. Oh there was just something.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: What else did I just buy recently? There was something
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I said, oh wow, because I was surprised it was
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: more than I was anticipating, and I go, oh, okay,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: well do you guys I just saw you guys had
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: like a sale right before Christmas and it was like
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: twenty percent off this price. How often do you guys
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: do those sales?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Well, we have another one coming up in the spring,
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: like right before March mad As I go, well, I said,
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not really in a terrible rush. I'll just wait
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: till I'll just wait till March, you know, and see
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: what happens. They called me back within an hour and
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: they go, hey, I talked to and then gives the idea.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I talked to the owner. John, Yeah, no, I talk
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I talked to the owner, and we can honor the
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: we can honor the sale price.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Great?
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: Are you loving that Ninja blender? Now? And that's it's
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: just because you ask.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: That's true the only time, because you ask, the only time.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: I'm haggling badasses with cars, and I have been physically
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: chased out when when I for a good cause, like
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: chasing me to bring me back into damn right, like
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: I was already in the car once leaving and the
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: guy ran out and said, okay, okay, okay.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: We'll do it. We'll do it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Haggling takes patients and optimism, But when customers come in
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: feeling rushed, worn down, or pessimistic because of everyday life,
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: they're less likely to try and negotiate a better price
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: for anything. I'm just thinking, like people are doing all
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: kinds of stuff to try to save ten cents or
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: to save anything that they can. They're going through and
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: cutting things out of their budget. Money's tight, and you
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: know all you have to do is ask a question,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: is this the best price you can do? And you
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: don't You don't want to do that? Could you feel awkward?
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, how do you feel spending money that you
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: barely have?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Horrible ye?
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Or if you don't need to? Right?
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: Most of the time too, where we give a discount
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: is pet COO because the online price will be way
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: different from the in store price, so you when you
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: get to the red shuter say hey, your online price
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: is this, the store is this, and then they'll always
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: change it.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The other other thing is that they hate is
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: the internet because if it's a place that does do
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: the price matching and you find the exact same, it's
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: so easy to find the exact same and you just
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: have to show it to them. And again, what do
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: they care. They're an hourly employee working at this retailer.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: They don't. It's not their stuff. They don't care. They go, okay,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: that's the policy, right, and then you're out.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: I don't think they care, But I think Gino's onto something.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: I don't think that they think they can do it exactly.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: All I know is when I worked in retail, it
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: was the worst because I was like, we think my
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: name's on the door, I can't do anything, and so
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: you try to throw in a service or like you know, well,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: we'll m those for you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't have the power, like, if it's up to me,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I'd sell it to you for a dollar.
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: They did they tell you that?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Or is it like you had somebody that like a
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: supervisor that you were You weren't the manager.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: No, the supervisor was like, under no circumstances are you
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: wheeling and dealing in that?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: No? No, you're not wheeling and dealing. But I'm saying,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: like you would go, you know what, that's a good question.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Let me let me go grab, let me go gout?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Greg would happened?
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: You know what would happen when I would do that?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: And this is where a lot of my fear of confrontation.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: I would get my ass chewed out?
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: Are you putting me in this position?
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: They're asking?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I always wondered what happens? And I'm sure maybe I
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: can find Speaking of the internet, I'm sure I can
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: find a real answer on this. You know, when you
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: go to buy a car and they go, all right, well,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: let me go, and they go off to speak.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: To the quote unquote upstairs.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they go back to the office, tell me to
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: wrap it up, give me a second. What like, what
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: are they really talking about my deal or do they
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: already know what the what the margins are and what
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: they're able to work? And so they just kind of
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: as they're sitting there talking about you know, football with
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: you know, the guy who's in that office, there was
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: kind of writing down another all right, here's.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are discussing the car business.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, your your dad does that. Well, you're not
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: gonna give us the answer because that's you're not gonna
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna throw your dad under the bus.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: No, she just said, they know.
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: They know, yes, they know their inventory, they know what
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: they can.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Do, and there's not a real conversation with the person
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: in the office. They're not getting that information from them.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, there is, that's what I'm saying.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm seeing. I don't believe it. Yeah, I
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: don't believe it either.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: They say, let me go talk to my manager. They
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: go to the back.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they go back and they walk into the office
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: with their nuts hanging out of their zipper and they
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: go check it out. Hey, how's how's that deal going? Ah? Yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm back here checking on what I can do.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I got this guy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: Awesome at this Why I hate that game where they
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: say something like, oh, the price is twenty five grand.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Last week it was thirty two. I already took seven. Okay,
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: last week it could have been one hundred and twenty
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: five and you took a hundred.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I was just talking to a friend of ours who
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: is looking at another job and having a conversation I
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: think later on today, where he's supposed to give them
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: a number, I'm like, no, you're the you're the applicant.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You're the person that they're trying to hire. You don't
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: give them the number. They give you the number. He goes,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know how it's going to go. I want
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: to undercut myself. That's why you don't give them the number.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: And you never say, all right, first, give a number.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: You know what the job pays. I don't control the
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: money here. You know what the job pays. Tell me
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: what it pays, and we can go from there and
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: if it's a non start, I'll tell you that's a
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: that's a non starter, and we can move on. I'm
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: not going to give you a price like an undercut
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: myself a million. Another thing that I always do in
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: that situation. I always give out a ridiculous number, like
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: something that's like ten x. Oh, yeah, I would get paid,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: and then they give me a number like, oh, that's
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: way more than I would actually say. Well, there was
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: just a there was just a story about this person
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: who was going through like a legal thing, and you
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: have the mediation to try to Yeah. Anyway, so a
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: person comes in asking for millions of dollars, right, and
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: it was like ridiculous, like absolutely ridiculous, And so they
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: countered with we'll give you one thousand dollars and the
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: other person's attorney goes, well, you're just being ridiculous, as
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: are you? And that's the medicis point, Like I do
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: that all the time. I appreciate your I appreciate your offer.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I'm an counter with sixteen million dollars, Well that's just undoable. Well,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: as is your offer. How about twenty eight seven, seven
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: forty four, Yeah, how's a CRISP twenty seven eight seven
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: seven forty four. And if you go to the woodieshow
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: dot com you can get all the information about our
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: meetup that we're doing the Woody Show meat Market. We're
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: gonna meet everybody out at Brewery X in Anaheim. There's
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: more and more details that are coming to light and
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: coming together. Wow, I'm gonna be able to announce sometime
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: here soon. But it's it's free. Just come on by.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: It's on Saturday, February twenty. First do it on a Saturday,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: so most people wouldn't have to be working and stuff
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: like that trying to get out of work and get
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: down there on Friday. So like Saturday February twenty, First
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: marketing their calendar three to five plus. I'm gonna say
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: plus because it'll it'll go after five. That will be
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: for sure, at least some of us. I'm I'm sure,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: like Sea Bass will leave but five oh one, if
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: not four fifteen. But the majority of us will just
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: be hanging out because I'm sure we're gonna have a
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: good time and be shaking hands and having drinks and
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. So we'll see you at the Woody
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Show Meat Market Saturday, February twenty first Brewery X and
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Anaheim get the details, and as we get these other
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: pieces of information about what's going to be happening there,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: we'll post them there on the events tab at what
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: show dot com. Now back to the way Show. I
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: got some news involving a fun accent. It's from jolly
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: old England with this guy. He was telling his wife, Man,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: you gotta stop entering these stupid contests. She was addicted.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Shed just entered these contests and buy raffle tickets and
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff. She didn't listen. Uh. For one
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: of the more recent contests she entered, she paid thirty
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: dollars to get into this big raffle and she won.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: See tell that to her husband. She won a six
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: million dollars five bedroom house that sits on a private leg. Dude,
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I saw the pictures and the description of this place.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: It is sick mortgage free. All the legal fees covered
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: over one hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of furnishings.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: She also won over three hundred thousand dollars in cash.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Cool that I mean, it's once you convert pounds to cash.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: But tell her husband you can't live. She and her
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: husband there sixty, So this pushed up their retirement plans
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: just a little bit to now a smidge. Yeah, I
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: have a little clip here here they are. That's the
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: wrong that's the wrong clip here there. I got a
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: couple of them talking about the the way again, fun
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: accent ahead. Here we go that morning.
• 56:17
  Speaker 13: We've been talking about downsize him, and now we've upsized.
• 56:22
  Speaker 13: I've been entering for four years and he's been moaning
• 56:25
  Speaker 13: at me for four years, and now my millionaires. I'm
• 56:28
  Speaker 13: really glad I don't listen.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: To him, and I'm very glad you don't listen to
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: me as well.
• 56:32
  Speaker 13: Yes, certainly going to enjoy it in thanks for the
• 56:34
  Speaker 13: two hundred and fifty pounds that will not have to
• 56:37
  Speaker 13: worry about anything for many years.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, for the rest of your life, because like
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: we don't know, we're gonna like maybe just keep the
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: house and like rent it out here and there, but
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: like the money we have here will just keep that house,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: you know, like to be able to maintain that house.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: So here's a description of the property that they won.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: All right, A woodland driveway leads to the home, which
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: opens into a double height entrance hall with a floating
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: staircase and slate clad feature walls. The open plan main
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: living space features Florida ceiling windows, a reading nook, banquet
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: styled dining area, and panoramic views of the private lake
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: and surrounding countryside. Here's a little picture of them outside
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: the house, and then there's a picture of the living room.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Look at the Florida ceiling windows in this place, fish,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: it's gorgeous. The designer kitchen includes hand crafted cabinetry, a
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: breakfast nook, walking pantry, high in appliances. Throughout, French doors
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: open into a covered patio area ideal for outdoor dining
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: and entertaining. Upstairs, the luxurious main bedroom features a free
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: standing bath overlooking the private lake and forest, along with
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: an en suite bathroom and dressing area. Four other bedroom suites,
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: each of their own private luxury bath. Provides space for
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: family and friends outside the private lake, complete with a
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: wooden jetty and a lakeside wellness area including a sauna,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: hot tub, and outdoor shower. Look at the outdoor area.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Have a little like that the wooden jetty thing. Look
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: there's a sauna here, freaking like hot tub here that
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: looks like it was made out of like, you know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: wine barrels, and then you got the dude, Oh my god,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I'm The house also includes a gym, utility and mudroom,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: electric car chargers, solar panels, garages. Here's like a kind
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: of a further off shot from the property. So you see,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: like the house with the lake that is beautiful, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: it's a thirty dollars raffle ticket. She won this, We
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: damn bitch, I get the husband.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: If she'd been doing it for years and years and
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: years and years, you wanted to stop, Yeah, but I
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: would change my tune.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, I do edit all those dream car.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: You do. Yeah, yeah, I see exactly. That's how I
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: was gonna say, Greg, free to enter it is.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: I have bought a raffle ticket only one time for
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: one of these house things, and it was one hundred bucks.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: My parents used to buy the raffle ticket. Every year
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: we go to Point Pleasant Beach in New Jersey and
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: on the boardwalk a local like you know whatever, Lions
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: you know, uh, Lions Club. Yeah, Lions Club would be
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: like auctioning off a car. Every years, they have the
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: car sitting on the boardwalk. You walk by you'd pay
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: the whatever, and my parents would always buy these these
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: raffle tickets. I'm pretty sure it just all went to
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: the mob, Oh for sure. I mean like went to
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Tony Soprano you mentioned, But uh yeah, I've never known
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: anybody to win something like that, like the big the
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: big raffles.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: Hell no, isn't there a caveat and raffles that if
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: they don't sell x amount of tickets they don't do it?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Well, that would make sense for them because then yeah,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: because if.
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: You the given away a four and a half million
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: dollar house and you only sold two million dollars tickets.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: And then what do you do with all the money
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: for the raffle ticket. I guess you return it. I
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: Well that's the same.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Isn't that the same with eBay, like you have like
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: the floor right for just for just such a reason.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's different because nobody's out any money. Like
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: if you went to the boardwalk, My parents went to
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: the boardwalk, bought these raffle tickets cash, you had the
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: raffle tick, and then they never actually give it away.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: It's true.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: How do you know you got you got track down
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Nancy and John and plains Brow, New Jersey. You know
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: there's kind of a mind deff with raffles that you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: think I might win. I don't know why. Yeah, I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: don't win anything. And that house, I agree with this
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: textor that house sounds way better than the HGTV Dream
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Home giveaways better because it was trying to get goofy
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: and stuff on some of those, like the Way over
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: the Top. Yeah, it's like goofy stuff. Yeah. They try
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: to out design.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, the most recent one they did like
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: some overly floral laundry room and then they put like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: a lounge in the laundry room.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: It's gonna hang out. It's the same as where you know,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: fashion shows are never anything anybody's actually wearing, right, Like
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: the HGTV HGTV Dream House, they do stuff, and they
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: design things in a way that nobody would ever really
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: want to truly live.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Now, it's like to trendy to whatever.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah eight seven seven forty four lucky bastard stuff. Hit
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: us up with the text over to two two nine
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: eight seven and no tax liability.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: This is.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: And into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: correct world. On whaty that's great gory Menace is here.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy. There's Gina grad
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: What is the phone number to call?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: You can send us a.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Text if you'd like, text us over to two to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. Uh, this hour, we're going to talk
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: to this uh, this woman named Lauren. I don't even
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: know what the status is a friend of mine. I'll
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: say they're dating. They're not boyfriend girlfriend, but they're they're
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: seeing each other. If you're not like, yeah, it's not exclusive,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: they're certainly not exclusive to find going. No, they're not
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: going steady jacket.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so my uh, my friend was little crazy, Okay, right,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: he's a wild guy man as you know him. Yeah,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: he's great guy. Yeah, there's so many stories that guy
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: should write a book. He's got, dude, he's got some
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: crazy stories involving some pretty big celebrities that he's hung
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: out and partied with and everything else. He's behind stories
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: of stories that you've heard of. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: oh for sure. All right, anyway, so I was I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: was in town visiting, and he goes, oh, hit me
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: up later on, let's meet up. For a drinker aut cool.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: So hit him up and he goes, oh, dude, yeah, okay,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: well we'll meet at this place. He goes, check out
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: this thing I'm with.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: And he's always got by the way, always has like.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: A good looking check with him. Okay, so he is
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: on FaceTime, you know, he flips the camera around and
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: go oh okay, and I said, who's this? He goes,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: just this check I'm seeing. Dude, she's nuts. I go, yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, And he wasn't wrong. She she is nuttier
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: than a squirrel. Turn She's very cool, very nice. I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: thoroughly enjoyed, because you know, I love characters. Do you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: think that she knows she's nuts? Yeah?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Like, what if she heard her self described as dude,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: she's nuts, would she be offended?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: No, she's because I then hung out with her that night.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: She I don't think maybe if you know, there was
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: a chemical imbound at that particular moment, you know what
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: I mean. But in general, I think she knows that
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: she's strange. What she's saying is that I think she
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: knows that she's eccentric. I think she would describe herself
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: as eccentric or that helps that word, like she knows
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: that she's not, you know, the norm.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, she knows that she's special.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: She's self aware, like, could I ever be in a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: relationship with this person? Absolutely not. But here's the thing.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: She's a thirty four year old virginal, so she claims
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: that's rare. And then it's also really interesting where she
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: draws the lines in her life about what she will
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: and won't do. So I'm like, as a person who
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: loves characters, I go, man, I gotta get you on
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: the show. And so I reached out to my buddy.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: He passed along the number. I gave it to Morgan,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: and Morgan had a conversation with her to set the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: call up and everything, and Morgan's like, oh my god,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: I love her. But at the same time like, oh
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: my god, does she dress like a puritan?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Really? Oh absolutely not like short skirts, fruit or something. No,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: not a mega prude either. Interesting. In fact, she was
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: very braggadocious about how her mouth parties are the eighth
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: wonder of the world. So even though she's, you know,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: a thirty four year old virgin. Yeah, so we'll talk
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: to her this hour, be ready on the on the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: bleep button. She's not a professional. There's another crazy woman
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: in the news, this one in Houston. She was working
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: out and she noticed somebody familiar walking in the gym.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: It was someone that her partner was romantically involved with. Now,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: what does that mean if you're that your partner? I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: guess was so not anymore? Okay. She looked at the
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: other chick and then yelled at her from across the gym, saying, bitch,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna drop this twenty five pound weight plate on you,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: damn And you know what she did it. She chucked
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: the weight right at the other bitch's head, missed, missed,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: so there were no injuries. Everyone was okay. The cops
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: are called and the weight throwing chick she was arrested,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: taking the jail aggravated assault, deadly webcom thing. In addition
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: to all the other punishments, the judge says that once
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: she's released, no drinking, no weed, no weapons, and the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: worst punishment, she has to stay two hundred feet away
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: from the gym at all times. Oh no, you can't
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: go to the gym.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: Look, I'd love to if I have to, You're nuts,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: But no drinking.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: This other crazy chick Florida out shopping ready to go home,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: orders a lyft. The driver gets there and as he's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: putting her bags in the trunk, she jumps behind the wheel,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: steals the car, steals the lift. Didn't get very far
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: because the cops, you know, they just used the lift
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: driver I guess had his phone still in the car,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: and so they Yeah, so they tracked it to the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: woman's house. Turns out her license had been suspended for
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: over two years, and they searched her and she had
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: this pink glass pipe that had some cocaine residue still
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: on it and a full zanny, you know, for good measure.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: So she was rested, taking the jail.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: She's dying to drive. It's been so long.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: You had the lift right there. Yeah, And I think
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: the craziest person is still the person we have have
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: to talk to this hour.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Even with that.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Wow, Lauren, great girl, nice girl, right, But what a character.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: I can't wait, and I'll.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: I'll have her tell a couple of her stories that
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: she told me that night, and you could tell me
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: if you if you buy her, if you believe it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: There's one in particular about a cop that pulled her
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: over and what happened while she was pulled over. We'll
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: see if you believe it? All right, eight seven seven
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: forty four. What is the phone number? Send us a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eighty seven. We've got
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: some more Woodies show for you. Next, hang on the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. We'll be right right, right right. This is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. No crap. So how would you guys
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: like to meet a thirty four year old virgin?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I would very much like to do that.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got her on the line. Her name is Lauren.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Just bring Lauren. Are you there?
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  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: Woody, Hey girl, I love you.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: We're doing great. Nice to meet you. Ever since I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: met you, I've been telling everybody about you. Uh now,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I know people. God, okay, I haven't. I haven't mentioned
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: anything else specific to the audience so far, other than
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: you told me a thousand times how you're thirty four
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: years old and you are you're a virgin.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 14: That's correct. I am a vaginal version.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I have never had sex, never a vaginal, not like
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: a not like a born again virgin.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: I am not a born again vergin rehabilitated.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 14: Literally have never had a penis in my vaginant.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I heard those words the night that I met Laura
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: by Yeah, because Lauren, Lauren is I don't even know
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: what you guys are. Are you guys dating on a
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: friend of mine? And uh, and so I met I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: met them out. They were out on the town and
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: just met up for a drink. And this is my
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: first experience meeting Lauren. And she must have said I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: have never had a penis in my vagina literally a
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: thousand times, just clear, just in the matter of a
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: couple of hours. But I think that was and we
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: can get into the Virginia thing here a second. But
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: she had so many other stories that that she was
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: that she was telling me that night, and I wanted
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: to like kind of revisit them to see if they're
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: the same, because they were so wild. I'm like, she's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: got to be making this up. She's got to be this.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I want to see if the story. I want to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: see if the stories match up. Now, how are you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: thirty four years old in a virgin what's the what's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: the reason for this? Because it's not like you're an
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: unattractive person. You're a good looking girl. You can certainly, uh,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: you know, get dudes and get late if you wanted to.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: So why a virgin so ever.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 14: Since I was younger, I was raised very religiously and
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 14: very strict Christian. As I grew older, I always felt
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 14: led in my spirit to wait till I was married.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 14: I just felt like it was something God specifically called
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 14: me to do.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: So you would think that she's walking around important. You
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: think she's walking around like in you know, pure white
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: dresses and things like living this very pure life collar.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: This is the other part that I found was interesting
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: in talking to you is that you seem to draw
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: the line and the very weird way. So you know
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: that you were talking about, you know, other things that
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: you do, not even like sexually, but just in general.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Like you know, most people people who are super religious
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: sometimes don't drink and they so I don't take no
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: drinking on two drugs, but you do drugs.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 14: So here's the thing. The first time I got to
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 14: share my virginity testimony on like a big public setting
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 14: was actually when I met Gene Simmons. So Gene Simmons
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 14: was at wizard World and at that time, I'm working
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 14: with exotic animals, right, so I've got this big python
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: on me. So Gene comes on over and he's like, Hey,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 14: what are you doing with that big snake. And we
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 14: start talking and I say, you know, Gene, I think
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 14: it's wonderful that you've had sex with ten thousand women.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 14: You might find it interesting to know that I'm actually
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 14: a virgin. And he said, no way. Well I've never
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 14: done drugs or alcohol. And I said, well, no way.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: About you.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 14: You wouldn't. I think that the man that had sex
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 14: with ten thousand women would uh never have drunk alcohol
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 14: or done a drug. But yes, I'm very much virginity
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 14: is sexy, so I'm gonna wear the thongs, I'm gonna
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 14: wear the fish nuts. I think that virginity is sexy
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 14: and it's powerful.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: But you said you were You were pretty braggadocious about
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: to talk about a brag leg Sea Best and she
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: was talking about what you call your mouth parties, like
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: your your oral skills. She said, they're the eighth wonder
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: of the world.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 14: It's been called the eighth wonder. Like you know what,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 14: I will say this, no hole is safe.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: So I know people that are just like her who
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: party hard, but they are super religious and virginity is
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: like a big thing for them. Now you just said
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: no hole is safe. A workaround they have done? Is
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: anal have you done? I asked this question.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 14: That was one of my first parts of penis and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 14: my I never had penetrative sex. Life is good and
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 14: it keeps getting better. But no, I uh, at this point,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: I'm thirty four, and uh, I feel like I'm just
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 14: going to keep going. Man, We've already made it this far.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: Let's just keep going to.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 14: The finish line. But at this point, if I, you know,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 14: never get married and I diavergent, That's totally great because
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 14: I'll just put on my tombstone. No man was worthy
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 14: and I'm good with that.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: That is just this is your personality? Is that why
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: you want to keep on with it?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 14: I am still. I am still you know in the Faith.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 14: As of right now, I'm going on fourteen days of
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 14: no food.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about this, so I am doing.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 14: I'm doing a fast right now with my church. So
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 14: shout out to faithchurch dot com and Saint Louis.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 7: Ask what's the saying you talk about?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're having water now, right, Lauren.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 14: We're doing a twenty one day fast in January. So
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 14: starting January sixth up until now, I have not had
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 14: a single piece of food.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: I am only drinking raw And did you weigh yourself?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Have you lost weight? Are you keeping track of that?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 14: Maybe about five or ten pounds?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: She didn't really have any weight to begin with. She's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: very skinny. I do only I don't understand that willpower.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Is that the Lord guiding you?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 14: Absolutely so. Honestly, I want everybody to know that is humans.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 14: I think we're sleeping on ourselves. I don't think we've
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 14: really appreciated how supernatural we are and how really strong
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 14: we are. And I think that humans are capable of
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 14: so much more than we give ourselves credit for. I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 14: want everybody to internally harness that power. People fast for
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 14: a lot of different reas, whether it's health related, maybe
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 14: overcoming a smoking addiction or a drug addiction, getting closer
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 14: in your spirituality, trying to hear God's voice in a
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 14: way maybe you've.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Never heard before, being stranded as.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 14: I think being a stranded to see right. But I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 14: think there's power in it all. I think that abstinence
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 14: is power, because if you can't control yourself, then what
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 14: can you control?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: This is This is Lauren, and uh she is I'm
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: just gonna say she's she's dating a friend of mine. Okay,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: and that's how that's how I met her, and she
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: kept telling me this story about how she's a thirty
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: four year old virgin. I had the same question, menace,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Well have you done anal? No, she's not one of
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: those kind of virgins. She's doing it. It's based in
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: her faith, but for being such a religious person. Like
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: just some of these other stories that she was telling me,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: which we're going to take a quick break and then
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: we'll come back with Lauren. I want to get into
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: a couple of these other stories that that you told me.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: And I know some other people have some questions as well.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: What's up with what's going down in cellcal sports? Were
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Jeff G. Goocy, Hey, good morning, Jeff G.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: What's happening?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Good morning?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: What do you show?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Lots to get to this morning. That's going to start
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: with our Lakers.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 12: They had a big second half and came back to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 12: beat the Nuggets last night.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: They've got it up quickly.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Try throwing it down now.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Three for Lucas, Yes, Sir.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 12: Luca, a thirty eight point triple double. Lebron had nineteen
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 12: points and Marcus Smart fifteen. Lakers and Clippers tomorrow night
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 12: at into a dump. Now, speaking of the Clippers, they
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 12: got blown out by the Bulls yesterday.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: College hoops, finally.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 12: A good moment we could talk about with the UCLA
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 12: Bruins men's basketball team.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: They upset number four Purdue last night. To love to
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 12: Moving on to hockey, Kings beat the Rangers last night.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 12: Ducks and Avalanche tonight at six pm. In the NFL,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 12: My Chargers are going to hire form A Dolphins coach
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 12: Mike McDaniels.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Huge upgrade for the Chargers.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 12: On the offensive side of the ball and probably the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 12: weirdest head coach and offensive coordinator pairing in the league.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: They are both weird and interesting dudes. Should be a
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: fun season.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 12: And finally, this morning, former Miami Hurricane player and of course,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 12: cowboy legend Michael Irvin is going viral for his sideline
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 12: hype at the National Championship game.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Listen to this. We're to fight, we gotta fight all,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: we gotta fight all. Y'all gotta leave Woodie show.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 12: He's got to take it easy with that booger Sugar
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 12: before he has a heart attack on the sidelines.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I Jeff Grey whole play. Oh there has some beauty.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: See well, I mean, what's going on here? Man, We're back.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Hold on, you're welcome, Welcome back, everybody. We still have
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: we still have Lauren on the line, and yeah, we
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: were doing some follow up questions, you know, off the
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: air and everything. Now, okay, So Lauren told me a
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: couple of stories when we were hanging out. She's a
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: thirty four year old version if you guys are just
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: tuning in. But it doesn't mean she just hasn't done
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: other things. She calls her her mouth parties the eighth
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: wonder of the world, as you just heard coming back
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: from the break, you know, booty play. Yeah, I guess, yeah,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: a penis and you gotta be very we've got to
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: be very specific about that part. Yes, there's that. But
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: when it comes to drugs, I mean, have you pretty
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: much done all the drugs? Cocaine?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah, So let me just be honest. I live in
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 14: Saint Louis, Missouri. I've had a fake ID since I
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 14: was sixteen years old. I was going to the East
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 14: Side at sixteen, partying just like the rest of them.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 14: I did recreational cocaine, recreational weed, Molly, execute.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: That was just last night.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 14: Everybody else, I'm recreationally. I'm actually abstinate right now. I
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 14: am abstinate sober.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Fastings. She's doing the fasting too, Yeah, just water so
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: far since januine January. She's so Laura.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 14: But I did quit drinking at twenty two, Like, how are.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: You younger and inebriated? How did nothing ever happen? Like
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: how there was like not even a tip?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: There's never in there, no no.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: Like, no like just a tip action because there's like
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: straight dudes that go like gay when they're high, you know, like.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no like so to say, like a chick
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: who is like wanted to be a virgin until she
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: stays married, like she gets a little ripped on some
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: cocaine and you know, drinking and all judgment goes out there.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 14: One absolutely absolutely not. I one hundred percent guaranteed, never
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 14: a slip. That's why I've never got White people were.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Like, oh it just opened, I just fell on and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: oh what.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 14: Like I'm like, you can't pull that with me, dude,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 14: I'm thirty four years old. I've never had a penis
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 14: in my vagina, So no Italian waste it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: All right, so people ask because she she lives this
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: life where she's gone out and she's doing it. Think
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: she just got back from a you want on a
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: ski weekend? I heard, so that must have been fun.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 14: Yes, shot out the hidden Valley as well.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, now, what are you doing for a living?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: What? Like?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: What do you do for work?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 14: So as of right now, I've been on a sabbatical
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 14: enjoying life, traveling and on.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: But how do you pay for stuff?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: Like?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: What how do you afford to you know, have a
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: roof over your head and eat food? Well not you're
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: not eating now, but in regular in regular times, Like
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: how do you do that?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 11: So?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 14: I was incredibly blessed that I owned a retail store
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 14: at the mall for several years, so I was a business.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Owner kind of store.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: It's a T shirt shop, right.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 14: That's right? So I could have put your face on
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 14: a shirt and said woy best ever?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Right? Could have done that? Do you want now? The
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: reason you don't have that store anymore? And this is
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: one of the stories I was getting to. One of
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: the reasons she doesn't have that store anymore is because
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: she got raided by the Department of Homeland Security. Is
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: that true?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 14: Lauren, that is absolutely true. So yeah, I here, I
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 14: am at my shop, just doing my business for the day,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 14: making all the fun custom T shirts, world's greatest grandma,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 14: best dad, put your face on a shirt. I just
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 14: had three guys walk up to me and they were
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 14: wearing jeans and a T shirt and baseball caps and backpacks,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 14: and they were like, ma'am, we're here for your shirts,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 14: and we're with the federal government. So it turns out
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 14: that my graphic design warehouse that I would order my
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 14: prints from on the East Coast, they were under federal
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 14: indictment and were getting investigated. Apparently they didn't have the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 14: right copyrights to their logos and they literally didn't have
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 14: their licensing correct. And it's like, how would you ever
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 14: think that would happen and how could I know that?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: And so the Department of Homeland Security shows up and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: shuts you down there. That was the end of the
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: T shirt shop.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 14: Oh no, I just I got the best lawyer in
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 14: town and then it went away.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: So so as far as how did she support herself,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: she made dumb T shirt money. I mean, she had
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: all that T shirt money and so she like lives
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: off that. You said you were working with exotic animals
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: at one point. What other kind of jobs? What kind
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: of jobs did you have?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 14: Let's see T shirt shop exotic animals. We were on
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 14: an animal planet briefly called Bare Hands Rescue. And then
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 14: I've been a marketing director, a financial advisor.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: I worked at joy my financial advisor.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 14: I worked at Northwestern Mutuals a financial advisor, okay. And
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 14: then but my favorite job obviously was I worked for
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 14: Joyce Meyer, who's a Christian televangelist, and I was on
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 14: prayer Wine.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: So what does that mean exactly?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 14: People would call in and pray with me all day
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 14: so people could call in for free counseling or prayer.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 14: While I was on prayer line. They encouraged us to
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 14: use our prophetic gifts, kind of like psychic.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: So do you have a psyche so you have a Laura,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: do you have a psychic ability?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 14: I think it comes with the virgin thing.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 14: So I do have prophetic dreams and I do have
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 14: prophetic visions, so I see things before they happen. The
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 14: craziest one was I got woken up in the middle
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 14: of the night at like two am, and God spoke
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 14: to me and he told me to go to a
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 14: gas station that I needed to pray for people to
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 14: be comforted. So I get up and I go to
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 14: the circle pay and the doors are locked and it
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 14: has a sign up and it says emergency closed. And
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 14: I'm like, wow, why did you waste my time? At two?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 14: And God appreciate start banging, start banging on the door.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 14: Sure enough they answer they had just been robbed at
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 14: nice point. I actually got there before the news and
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 14: before the police, and so.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 10: With them them.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Now Lauren, the thirty four year old virgin who's dating
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: a friend of mine, and you can see why. Like
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: I hang out with her for like a couple of hours.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: I hear a ton of stories and I'm like, dude,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: I've got to introduce you to the audience.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: We need you in our lives.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, thirty four year old virgin, she has never
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: had was it? You've never had a penis?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 14: Never had a penis?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Am I?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 14: Vagin?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 11: Ye?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Still yeah? Still yeah, okay, vaginal virgin. Now the one,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: the one last story, This is the one that I
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: found Of all the stuff that we've heard, this is
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: the one I find still the most unbelievable. I'm not
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: sure that this actually happened. Maybe this is one of
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: your dreams. Lauren told me a story about how she
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: ended up on the side of a highway in a
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: fist fight with a police officer.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: What did you win?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Well, nope, they're punching each other. I'll let her tell
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: the story. They're punching each other, and the story ends
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: with the cop saying let's just call it even oh
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: after the fight, So I.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 14: Want to give a shout out to God again. So, yeah,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 14: I get pulled over. Me and the cop get into
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 14: such a seated argument. I get out of the car.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: But why, Like, what do you what do you even know?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: What do you even what's to argue about? What are
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: you arguing about?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 14: Well, he was pulling me over for a lane change violation,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 14: and I felt like he was pulling me over for
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 14: a false ticket. So I got out of the car.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 14: We start yelling at each other's faces and it gets physical.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 14: We literally start wrestling.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, so who but somebody always started like the
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: were you the one that started it? Was? Was he
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: the one that started it? How that work?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 14: I honestly could not remember. We were most extremely wrong
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 14: in the situation to be wrestling on the side of
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 14: the highway, and I wish I could have been a
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 14: bystander because it was hilarious.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: I'm sure.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: So here we are.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: So you're wrestling with the cop. Now like punches start
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: getting thrown you.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 14: So at this point I'm in a headlock, and as
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 14: I'm in a headlock, he stops and he looks at
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 14: the back of my car. And on the back of
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 14: my car I had a neon hot tink Jesus fish
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 14: and he goes, wait, are you a Christian? And I
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 14: look up at him in the headlock and I go yep,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 14: and he goes, damn, we shouldn't be acting like this.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 14: And at that point we just broke and he said,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 14: you want to just shake hands and call it even
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 14: and I said yes and amen, yes and amen.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 7: Away.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: That's prayers that that's exactly what she told me the stories.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: So it either actually happened or it was to realistic
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: dream that he believe happened. Happens all right, all right, well, Lauren,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: uh God, it's been.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: A pleasure forever.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: There are so many.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 14: Other to the incredible partners that I've been with. I've
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 14: had so many partners for years who have stood by me.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 14: I haven't missed out on anything, Woodie. They've always supported me,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 14: They've always loved me and believed in me. And just
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 14: having people that are interested in learning about, you know,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 14: an evolution of love. I mean basically, what I tell
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 14: people is this, if your husband's got chopped off, would
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 14: you still be with him?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: I'd like, but you know, okay, all right, And that's
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 7: the thing is.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 14: You got to be able at least I know that
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 14: with what I'm doing waiting till marriage. I know every
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 14: partner I'm with, I can look them in the eyes
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 14: and know, hey, we're together because we really love each other.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 14: And it's intimacy beyond sex. It's because you really like them.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 14: You really get to know about them, what happened. I mean,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 14: you're not just chasing an orgasm or an oxytocin chemical,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 14: you know what I mean. Well, I really encourage it.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 7: Really selling it.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: You've made it this far thirty four years, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: with never having what is it, never having a penis.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 14: In my vagina?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Vagina?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there you go, Lauren to the third four year old,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 7: I love you, Yeah, hy Lauren.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 14: Hey, guys, there's so many more out there than you realize.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, but not by choice, not just me.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: I Well, look, thank you for taking the time and
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: chatting with us, and uh, we appreciate that. And we'll
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: see you soon. I'm sure i'll see you next time.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: I'm hanging out with with your boyfriend.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 14: Absolutely, what a huge pleasure and blessing. Thank you so
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 14: very much to all of you, guys, and shout out
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 14: from Saint Louis. You guys don't like Laura?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: All right, there's a there's Lauren, everybody. I told you
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: yeah all day, Yeah, I told you, all right, we
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: got to take a break. We got some more. What
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: a show for you next?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Hang on the.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: Woody shoe, woody shoe shoe and.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: We are into another new hour insensitivity trending for a
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: politically correct world. That's great, gory. There's menace, Hi, what's up?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: Verbody?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Jimigrad?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Hello is here?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Sea Mass is here? We got into Sammy. Hey, Morgan
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: is here. Hey, she's got to do the best friend. Lauren,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: the thirty four year old virgin.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: I love anyone who is just truly themselves, unapologetically.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: How long were you on the phone with her the
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: other day when you were just setting up the time
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: for her to call in.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: I shall have my phone on me, probably fifteen twenty minutes.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: That's long for me.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: It's usually supposed to be like ninety seconds.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we call that the pre interview. You know.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: No, she's she's great.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: I like her, Yeah, said man, I was really on board.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Love the interview with the thirty four year old virgin.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just not believing the wrestling match with the police officer.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only one I believe that she believes it.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't give
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: you all the details of hanging out with her that night,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: but man, there was all kinds of stuff going on.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: It was, uh, it was wild. And it's funny because
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: whether it's it's someone like Lauren or someone like my
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: aunt Chrissy half Baked, there are certain people that listeners
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: don't believe are real and that they're just some kind
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: of phony, made up character that we're doing for the
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: sake of the show. And it's like, no, I understand
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: why people think that way, because we've all been lied
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: to so much by reality television, by social media. No,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: but these people do exist.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: They are only too real out there yep.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not every day for you know, uh, shows
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: that like have the craziest person ever seems to call
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: in every day and it's a different person, Like I
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: get it, like that, that is a real thing. You know,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: people do create characters. Yeah, but no, every once in
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: a while. It'sten Tony the Whipping Boy. He was listening
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: when we had Laura and I he goes, I know
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: this chick he managed, He managed a hot shot sports
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: bar at one point, and he hired her that insane
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: and I go, you did, And before I could even
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: send on that text, he wrote back with her full name,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: and I go, yep, that's her.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of texts take an issue with the
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: fact that she calls herself a virgin when she's done oral.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why she's so specific about it, right, and.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: That's why she points out. Yeah, And that was a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: lot of my questioning because I go, it's just interesting
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: to me where you draw your line.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: There's another dumb conspiracy theory floating around that said Earth
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: would lose all of its gravity for seven seconds on
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: August twelfth. Fun cool. Yeah, And the good news for
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: everybody is that it's total crap. It all stemmed from
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: a Instagram posts from New Year's Eve, and it went
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: viral and it got enough attention that NASA actually felt
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: the need to respond to it because Snopes, you know
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: that website, Snopes, the fact checking site. They reached out
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: and wanted to know, like, is this true? And when
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: asked about quote two gravitational waves from black holes disrupting gravity,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: NASA laughed it off and just said, that's not how
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: gravity works.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: We're so goddamn dumb.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you saw it on on social media.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: Therefore it's a it's a fact. It's a thing now,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: something that is real, and Greg and Menace aren't gonna
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: like this. All around the world, hotels are starting to
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: remove the standard bathroom doors from the rooms, and they're
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: replacing them with things like collapsible barriers, sliding barn doors, curtains,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: strategically placed walls, and other things that don't block the
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: noise or the smell from the bathrooms.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: The worst snows ever to save two pennies.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: No, No, it's well, I mean, actually yes, that's that's
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: part of I was thinking, like it's got to be
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: just in aesthetic thing. But I'm looking more through the
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: article here, soas in some case the doors have a
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: glass window on them where you can see the outline
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: of someone sitting on the toilet. Oh my god. To
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: hotels are making the change here, you go, Gina, because
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: the bathroom is often closed off to natural light, meaning
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: that electric bills go up the more the bathroom lights
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: are on. Don't you have led bulbs that cost like
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: a fraction of a penny to runs for ten thousand
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: years of a.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: Giant roof they can put solar on top of right.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: They so many hotels have the sliding doors they don't close.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, but there's a big gap between the door
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: and the wall.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: There's noise, there's other stuff. I thought they were doing
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: to kind of look, you know, try to look like
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: she g and sexy.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: I stayed at the Standard hotel. It's called the Standards,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: a real you know, kind of fancy ass plays like
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: I was. I was being housed there while in town
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: for a broadcast from the Grammys. That's what it was.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: I think I told this story. Yeah, this one inspired
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: me to lose a bunch of weight at one point
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: because the whole room they were trying to be real fancy.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: Was all glass and mirrors, so like instead of walls,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: it was just like panes of glass and like that
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: would like frame in the bathroom, and so it was
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: basically a fish tank. The bathroom was a fish tank, and.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: You're seeing all these angles you don't want to see
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: of your see.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: The shower was on the one side of the of
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: the glass, and then the other side was the bed,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: and then from there was the toilet, and then the
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: counter and the sink, and then the mirror. And then
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: on this side where the door would be for that bathroom,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: it was just all glass and then on the other
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: side of that was a mirror. And so it was
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: like a funhouse. And at one point I'm sitting on
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: the throne, I'm taking a dump and there's mirrors everywhere,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: and I got a glimpse of a profile of myself
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and grossed myself
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: out even more than I normally do, and I'm like, wow, Okay,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: that was a rock bottom, and I went home. I
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: joined the Crunch gym. I told you about all the
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: personal training when on a hardcore diet, lost seventy pounds
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: in five months.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 14: Damn.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: It was obviously years and years before any of these
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: weight loss things. But yeah, so it had a positive
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: effect there. But yeah, if it's just you, who cares.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: But if you're staying there, even with even with your spouse,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: your spouse, and you're pooping right there.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Getting two rooms, it's weird. It's weird just having the
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: sliding barn door or.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: What he wants that a curtain a curtain, Oh my god.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: A lot of showers at the hotels. So that frosted glasses.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Well, now I don't mind that. I don't know. The
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: frosted glass is fine because you can't see you can't
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: you can't see anything. You can see profiles of stuff
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: if you're pressed up against it. But it's which usually do, Yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: put them on the glass front and back. Yeah, But
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: to save money from week bathroom lights being on, that's
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: that's good.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: It's like we've talked about with planes, like just taking
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: out a what like a half inch of cushion saves
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: them how much money? Like not being cheap?
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's dumb.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: You see that big story with the planes saving money
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 7: and weight loss.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: They said, yeah, we were talking about that, Oh were
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: you not here for the conversation we were talking about,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: because I said, they took out all the they took
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: out all the screens that were in the head.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 7: There was a similar story that just got released about
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 7: they say that because of weight loss drugs, the airlines
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 7: are going to save five hundred million dollars.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: That was part of that was part of the conversation
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: because it was like it was that and then they
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: were talking about how they changed that. Remember that they
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: have non pitted all of our yea, now they're using
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: olive slices and this is all the save quote fuel.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: The number of all of them, I understood, I understood
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: the getting rid of the heavier equipment, but like olives,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: you mean, like and how many olives are you carrying
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: on one flight? One domestic flight?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how many olives do you carry a jar?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: One jar?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: I've never even seen in.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 10: An olive on an Air're not ordering bloody Mary's.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: People were complaining about, I guess on United the first
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: class meals. Did you see Tyler? I think saw that
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: he was the one that saw something about this. He's
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: always flying first class, right, Yeah, let's go to the
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: first class the first class guy. Sorry, I like fancy things.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what was it?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: They were? They were complaining about the meals and it
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: looked like it was like a chicken salad, but it
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: looked like white mystery meat, some weird cube cheese. There
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: was a whole tomato in there that you had to
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: cut yourself. Wasn't slight? Yeah, they said that the it
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: looked like like meat that had been three D printed.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Oh you know, but again, this is the first world
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: problem in first class and you don't like your meal,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: you don't like your first class I like my tomatoes
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: cut Yeah.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 6: Is it a first world problem? Sure, but you're paying
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: for first class. I would expect a tomato to be
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: cut up.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: I would expect food. I don't know how high my
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: expectation of other than Emirates. When we were on Emirates
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: doing that, we tripped to Dubai that was just unbelievable.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: So that's but just on any that's different. They're right,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: that's different. Well, and they think I'm just a regular
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: domestic flight.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they just rebrand things like I was on
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: a very cheap flight recently and I ordered the best
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Row box and it was like that that canned cheese
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: and like a couple of crackers, the best row Bucks,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: like everybody calmed down and like a fruit by the
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: foot or you know, like fruit leather.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: I was very upset that one. I remember I had
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: a first class ticket and I'm like, oh, rip, yeah,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: and I'm sitting there and they get to my rope
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: because they're about to They're gone around asking everybody like,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: you know, would you like the would you like the
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: beef or the vegetarian option, you know whatever for the meal.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: And they get to me and they go, oh, sorry,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: we're all out of the first class meals, but we
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: can bring you a sandwich from the back. And I
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: pulled full diva. I go, excuse me? Did I pay
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: for a ticket in the back? I want a sandwich
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: from the back?
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Or do I look like a peasant?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: You understand? Like it's not eything. They didn't even give
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: me a choice of do I want to be for
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: I want to They had no more first class meals.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: You would think that they would have at least one meal.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, and it for this is the first world problem,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: you guys. I somehow survived. But it was just the idea,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: we can bring you a sandwich from the back excuse me,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: part of me I don't believe I paid for a
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: ticket in the and do they not know how to
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: count seats?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's dumb.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: Mash it up to the met Yes, nobody wants the
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: vegetarian meal No.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: We had an after hours voicemails since we're on the
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: topic of flying and.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 8: Anybody show me a little big time. Uh, just giving
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 8: you guys a call listening to the podcast about the
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 8: Incarnation and the music festival out there. So I had
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 8: a good idea, Well, I think it might work. Is
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 8: you rent the plane, though, what do you guys can
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 8: run a bigger plane, maybe something that can fit all
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 8: of you, and you've most of the way there with
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 8: somebody else flying, and then what do you fly like
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 8: part of the way in, so it's like fly with
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 8: Woody to a music festival, so you don't have to
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 8: fly the whole thing because it's pretty far. And then
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 8: I'm sure there's some VIP I'm I can't remember, but
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: I'm sure it's some pretty good VIP. And then petty
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 8: carts and other things that Woody, you wouldn't have to
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 8: walk very much at all if you set it up right. Yes,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 8: but just a thought or suggestion, but me love big time,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 8: all right, see you guys, and hopefully you do it all.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Right by a couple couple of things. I like the
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: idea of doing a field trip to one of these things,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: like the Summer of ninety nine that we talked about,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: that crazy lineup that looks awesome, that's the one that's
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: just outside of Chicago. And then this incarnation Incarceration, Incarceration
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: in Incarceration. It's at the penitentiary where they filmed Shawshank
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Nice in Ohio alone and it's like Limp Biscuit and
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: I forget who else is on that lineup. Yeah, it
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: was cool anyway. I would like the idea of that
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: you just can't like just rent a big plane and
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: just because you have a pilot size and just fly it.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: It doesn't it doesn't work that way. But it's not
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: the first person to suggest. I just want to kind
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: of head this one off. Win a flight with Woody,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: like where I take you up in the plane and
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: fly around. That sounds incredibly unsafe. I'm supposed to take. Okay,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: it'd be like American Airlines saying, sit up front, random
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: person here in the cockpit, Like, it's not that's not
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: a safe idea. It's not that you that you'resafe, it's
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: not that I'm you don't know who this person is.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: You grab a cockpit like you're going to nose dives
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: into the ground, Like what do you? I don't know,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: no offence, no fence anybody, I don't. I don't know
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: you that like, I don't know you like that zip
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: tie them and then put them that It sounds incredibly unsafe.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: Pre I'm sure anybody that I ran that through would
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: not be on board, you know with that from a
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: liability standpoint. Well, I I love the idea of flying
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: anything at any time. It just doesn't sound all that safe.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna because I'm I'm heading those kind
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: of ideas off at the at the at the past.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: So limp biscuit, disturbed, popa roach, cypress Hill, that's cool.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 7: That's the one lineup.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: That's the summer of ninety nine. That's incarceration. That's incarceration too.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: Cypres Hill is on that one too, because the other
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: one was like, same kind of thing. It was Limp Biscuit,
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: uh cypress Hill seven Dust. Remember Creed Bush who was saying, right,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: that was a different one.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, yeah, that's summer of ninety nine.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's the summer ninety nine and then incarceration.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 6: I'm scrolling down the music festival not knowing these people,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: but those are the big ones. Yeah, yeah, there's always
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: a a ton. Yeah, you know, it's like Warped Tour.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: You know, six of the bands, right, and then the
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: other seventy not quite sure, Yeah, the smaller the funt yet.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: That's so we're we're trying to find dates for you know,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: dumbass Tyler and Well and we were trying to find
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: a date from Menji but then that went out. But
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: then I'm saying that his ex girlfriend stepped back in
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: and got herself back in the picture. She wasn't about
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: to lose him to some other chick. Hell no, man, no,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: not my man.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 7: That's it's his idea. He said that he made a mistake.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: Don't buy it, all right, Yeah, I buy that as
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: much as I buy. Lauren got into a fight with
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: a cop on the side of the road. They said,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: let's call it headlock anyway. Anyway, the person who was
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: also single but I just getting the idea wasn't really
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: interested in love was Vaughn, our video producer. But Vaughn,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: somebody told me that some chicks slid into your d
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: ms and you've been kind of carrying on a bit.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 15: From the poem, yeah, from yeah see it was poetry
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 15: for slams. Yeah, so it's going very well. One lovely
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 15: lady did slide in, well, actually too slid in. One
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 15: is married and was like she said, and I quote,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 15: I wish I was a widow.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Have you seen those videos? Have you seen those videos online?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: And uh, it's it's a video of like a husband
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: and wife and there, you know, she's got her arm
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: around them and she's kissing him on the cheeks like oh,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: I love you so much. And the text on it says, uh,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: this is my husband and I before he got hit
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: by a car, right, and you're like, oh my god.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: And then and then all of a sudden, like she
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: has the phone, she walks away, she goes, I haven't
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: done it yet, but that's kind of like this chick,
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I wish I was a widow.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: That's dark's amazing, God exciting.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: But then the other chick.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah, but it's been really good. We've not talking, not married, No,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 15: so we've been talking almost a week. What did she
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 15: say a week?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: I've never I've never had a I've never had a
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: woman hit on me like that? How does that work? Like?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Let me live vi CA? How does that happen? What
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: did she say? She hears a poetry for slams. She
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: slides in the d M.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah, and it was very simple. You just had a
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 15: high sliding in and a little like sweet face emoji,
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 15: you know, something like that. And then a few hours
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 15: later I slid back. I saw she had some uh
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 15: some singing videos for interested in me, and I was like, okay.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 7: Singing videos, yeah, because he's into music and she sings,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 7: she sings.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, did you did you purposely wait a few hours
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: to get back to her? Yeah?
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 7: Off, you know, I don't want to seem thirsty exactly,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: Give them a little something to wait for singing.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I liked it.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: I like it. She's not like a professional, but really
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: good voice.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 15: So you guys met up like in person, not yet, No,
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 15: very busy last weekend weekend yeah, sure, but yes, but
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 15: the good conversation and all that we've gotten not super
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 15: deep into anything, but kind of learning about each other
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 15: and things like that.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: And she she smokes weed, thank god.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so hopefully soon will meet up and things go
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 4: in person.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: Are you asking her out? Like when's what's the plan?
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure yet. I probably will ask her out soon.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: But you're playing it so cool because he's cool. Do
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: you guys want to cool man actually talk or is
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: it just texting? It's been just text of okay, yeah,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: but you know what she sounds like because.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: She has videos.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Like you do.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: You just have a man? You got a cool vibe.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 7: He's smooth, you know, it's not smooth, but like he's kind.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he's a nice person. But he looks cool,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: you know, but he's not. Uh yeah, you're not. You don't.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: You don't come off like egotistical fool yourself, you know. Yeah,
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: And he dresses cool than he does, like you have
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: the coolest parents all the time. Okay, Like he's wearing okay,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: he's wearing station gear, but it looks wearing station gear
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: looks totally cooler. Who looks cooler?
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: Did jacket he wore the other night.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: It looked like it looked like it was like graffiti
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: kind of tagged up.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: It was crazy crazy from Amazon, like fifty bucks. It's
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: all about.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: So the rumors are true. Yeah, yeah, good, good, that's good.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 6: Now, was that the only DM or is that one
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 6: that you actually followed up on?
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 15: That was the one that actually followed up on? And
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 15: it has been really good to like talk to someone
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 15: who haven't had any prior connection to. Okay, that's really
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 15: nice to have that.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Another person another good rule of thumb here, Okay, like
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: this woman reached out to him, this other woman who
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: is currently married, You stay away from her, not just
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: because she's married, but also you know if you end
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: up with that person, that person will cheat on you.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 7: Rye.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: It clear.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: That's how you met them. You met them maybe more
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but you you've met them when they were
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: with somebody else. What makes you believe that anything is
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: going to be any different? And I've known a number
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  Speaker 3: of people who have this conversation. I've known a number
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  Speaker 3: of people that fool themselves and trick themselves, and that's
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  Speaker 3: just could could it be that they this is it?
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  Speaker 3: And then they don't cheat on you and you guys
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  Speaker 3: end up. Yes, is it possible, you're saying there's a chance,
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  Speaker 3: it's possible. Is it likely?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 3: And so a good rule of thumb is just don't
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  Speaker 3: get involved with a person like that. You're setting yourself up,
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  Speaker 3: which is which is why I was trying to, you know,
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  Speaker 3: give Menji the advice not knowing his girlfriend about man,
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  Speaker 3: especially under those circumstances. The timing is a little weird.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to find him a date and all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden, things things like, I don't know, man, it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, just looking out for the person that I
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  Speaker 3: do know in a certain situation, which would which would
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  Speaker 3: be Menji. Yeah. But yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you
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  Speaker 3: didn't because man, she also sounds like a black widow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna take that husband out. Yeah, I wish I
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  Speaker 3: was a widow. Like like, putting that out into the universe,
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  Speaker 3: even though she probably, I mean not probably, I'm assuming
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  Speaker 3: definitely was not literal like, but just putting that out
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  Speaker 3: in the universe.
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  Speaker 7: Is not a good idea.
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  Speaker 6: I'm supposed to be high praise, but it's also quite creepy, right.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't had a good That's what substory. Now, if
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  Speaker 3: you're not familiar, that's what substories. That's the reaction after
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  Speaker 3: you hear you're like, yes, oh man, yeah, just you
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  Speaker 3: know someone des doing that out there and thought they Man,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of like a fail I mean, it is
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  Speaker 3: a fail to fail. It could easily be a fail story,
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  Speaker 3: but exact instant karma. Instant karma. So this one from Seattle,
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  Speaker 3: sixty one year old guy and his daughter. They were
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  Speaker 3: at home when this guy with a knife broke into
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  Speaker 3: their house. So the homeowner of the dad, he grabbed
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  Speaker 3: the only thing that he could use to defend himself,
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  Speaker 3: which was a cast iron skillet, and he and now
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  Speaker 3: the intruder chased each other around the house eventually made
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  Speaker 3: it to the front lawn, where the intruder stabbed the
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  Speaker 3: dad in the leg with that knife. But here's the thing,
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  Speaker 3: all that did was just pissed the dude off. You
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  Speaker 3: see that like in movies. Yeah, okay, Well that's when
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  Speaker 3: the dad he took the cast iron skillet and he
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  Speaker 3: beat the intruder to a pulp with it right there
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  Speaker 3: on the lawn, and then on top of that, he
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  Speaker 3: stabbed the guy with his own knife. This is yours now. Unfortunately, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: here take this back. Unfortunately the intruder lived, and as
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  Speaker 3: soon as he's healed up enough to leave the hospital,
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  Speaker 3: he'll be going directly to jail. As far as the dad,
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhood is praising him as a hero, as they should.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh. Love that.
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  Speaker 2: I was so afraid you were going to say the
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  Speaker 2: intruder is suing like not.
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  Speaker 3: I mean he might eventually whatever, because you know how
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  Speaker 3: that goes. But man, man, I love stories like that's
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  Speaker 3: so good. Yeah, Like, especially when you weren't expecting it,
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  Speaker 3: Like you probably thought, like this guy, I'm sure didn't
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  Speaker 3: realize you know who he was dealing with the same way.
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  Speaker 3: Do you see that video that keeps going around about
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  Speaker 3: it's a sporting event of some kind and you might
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  Speaker 3: know who this guy is. He's the fighter and this
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  Speaker 3: this it's this big black dude and he's like talking
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  Speaker 3: down to this guy and he's basically challenging this dude
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  Speaker 3: in the stands. He's I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna kick your ass. The other guy's cool as a cucumber.
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  Speaker 3: He's just sitting there and apparently he's like some big
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  Speaker 3: m M A fighter and he's vicious. I love and like,
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  Speaker 3: if this guy would have done something, he probably would
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  Speaker 3: have lost his life right there in the stands. This
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  Speaker 3: guy crazy.
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  Speaker 5: But that's the thing. It teaches you discipline to not
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  Speaker 5: have those fights in the street.
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  Speaker 3: Like like just dumb or the stories you hear about, Oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: they this elderly couple. Uh, some home invaders came in.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: They thought there was just it's an elderly couple, but
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: they weren't counting on the fact that granny had a
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  Speaker 3: double barrel shotgun. And just ended them right there at
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  Speaker 3: the threshold of the doorway.
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  Speaker 5: The cast iron Skillett though that those.
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  Speaker 3: I saw some cute little ones, Greg. They sounded like
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  Speaker 3: like an egg, yeah, like posts or something.
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  Speaker 5: Like a little cookie. But I hate cleaning them though.
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  Speaker 6: I've never known how to properly clean one.
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  Speaker 7: I think you just scrubbed because you don't use soap.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's salt, it's seasoned, which I don't understand what
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  Speaker 3: that means.
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  Speaker 2: You rub it salt around and make a paste with
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: salt and water, and then you put oil on it
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  Speaker 2: and then you drop that off.
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  Speaker 3: I think is right. It's fancy for dirty. Yeah. Iron
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  Speaker 3: in your.
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  Speaker 5: Food, so it's supposed to, like if you cook meat
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  Speaker 5: with it, it's supposed to have a high and iron content.
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  Speaker 5: If you use the cast iron, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know it's satisfying. Though, Greg, have you ever seen the
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  Speaker 3: videos where people clean like really nasty pots and pants
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  Speaker 3: where they'll take an old cast iron skillet and they'll
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  Speaker 3: basically restore it to a brand new version of itself.
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  Speaker 3: It's so cool, Yeah, very satis. It's like those videos
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  Speaker 3: I said in Greg where people are washing really dirty area. Rugs.
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  Speaker 3: Drugs have like a big.
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  Speaker 7: Squeegee and they squeegee and all just the black.
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  Speaker 3: Black water man. It's good. I could tug it to that.
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  Speaker 5: That's basically porn y'all, it really is.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's up. Stories that'll do it for me. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even need my wife. And the edging of the
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  Speaker 3: lawns and the hedge trimming, the guys, the guys that
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  Speaker 3: go around to the overgrown lots and the people who
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: can't afford, like are disabled, they can't get out there
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  Speaker 3: and cut the grass, and this guy goes around cleans
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: it all up. I know, but like who cares about
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: the good deed part? It's just watching watching. Oh, the
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 3: guy was a boxer. He wasn't an m M A fighter.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: He was a boxer.
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  Speaker 5: He'll still checks out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I remember his name because you got
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: to look up some of this guy's fights and he
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: someone I would say. Over the last six months I
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: started seeing the video. It pops up every once in
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: a while because they know how much I love a
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: good desk. What's up? It's like, man, this guy came
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: with an inchest of losing his life. He has no
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: idea who this guy is he's messing with in the stands.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: You just don't know. There's another good video this guy.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: And everybody who's big thinks that they're tough. You never
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: met a big guy who doesn't think that they're tough.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: And so there's this guy and he's getting dressed down
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: by this other bigger dude. And the bigger dude says
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: to him, like, you better blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: You try to get your ass kick. You want to go,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get your ass kicked, man. And the guy's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll take a piece of that. And so and now
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, as soon as the guy comes
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  Speaker 3: over to start fighting him, all of a sudden, big
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  Speaker 3: guy he bit off more than he could chew because
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  Speaker 3: he's not really prepared to fight. Probably never action had
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  Speaker 3: a real fight before. He's just big.
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  Speaker 2: It's worked up until now to scare people.
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  Speaker 3: He's just gonna intimidate people with his size. But if
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  Speaker 3: you can't back it up, why are you talking that
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  Speaker 3: much smack to people to their face like that.
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  Speaker 2: Because you've been able to scare people, you're playing the odds.
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  Speaker 3: But eventually that luck runs out, and eventually you get
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  Speaker 3: a cast iron skillet and then stab with your own knife.
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  Speaker 6: It's like the woman who thinks she's hot just because
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  Speaker 6: she has big boots.
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  Speaker 7: She's nuts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, literally every dollar you've ever spent on food has
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  Speaker 7: I quit this bitch,