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The Ups and Downs of Male Enhancement Pills(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Voila came from voila.
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  Speaker 2: Abracadabra.
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  Speaker 3: That's a classic. It's magic might be the lamest one.
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  Speaker 3: You do a trick and you got to tell them
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  Speaker 3: what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's magic.
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  Speaker 2: That's magic.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that's like if you're making love to a girl
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  Speaker 1: and it's not that good, you're like, it's sex. That's cum.
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  Speaker 1: It's wiener. She's like, it's barely wiener. It's not dick
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  Speaker 1: for sure. It's not dick. It's wiener. It's almost like
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  Speaker 1: one of those, like, can't believe it's not dick.
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  Speaker 3: How is that not like Blue Chew's motto? Blue Chew,
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  Speaker 3: Hems Pills, I can't believe it's not dick.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: You don't pop one of those bad boys? The Boochoos?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, yes. And, dude, I'll even nibble just half
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  Speaker 1: of one. Half? Well, yeah, kind of based on what's
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  Speaker 1: going on or whatever. Because I used to live with
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  Speaker 1: my buddy's dad. I used to live, bro. How could
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  Speaker 1: this possibly be? Where is this going? Yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: go anywhere gay. It goes to a straight place.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way it does.
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  Speaker 1: But it takes a gay route.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm listening. I'm following the curve.
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  Speaker 1: My buddy's dad, in RIP, my buddy's dad just passed Wally,
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  Speaker 1: and I lived with him, dude, right out of high school.
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  Speaker 1: I lived with him because he had a script for
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  Speaker 1: them wiener pills, right? Uh-huh. And they didn't have blue
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  Speaker 1: chew at the time. You couldn't just be getting those uppers, bro. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And so when somebody had,
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  Speaker 1: it was like, dude. So I was like, well, if
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  Speaker 1: I live with Wally, then he's got a script and
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  Speaker 1: I can just pop him if I need him. Cause
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  Speaker 1: I had a ton of sexual anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: And he wasn't using them all.
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  Speaker 1: He was using them. He was going through them pretty quick.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I didn't know. Oh, I wish he'd have
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  Speaker 1: told me that before we signed the lease. So you
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  Speaker 1: were going to have visitors. Oh, I thought, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was going to be living large, dude. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, bro?
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying his erection was getting its steps in.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, bro?
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  Speaker 2: He's got a whoop around it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's dick.
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  Speaker 2: What was the sexual anxiety that you had?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just in my 20s. I had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: sexual anxiety, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Just nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a ton of nerves.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: I had a tough time talking with girls. It made
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  Speaker 1: me nervous, bro. Like super nervous because I think I
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  Speaker 1: had a tough relationship with my mother. So even just
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  Speaker 1: the interaction with looking at a woman, being looked at
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  Speaker 1: by a woman, that kind of stuff. was like, made
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  Speaker 1: me super like nervous. So I think that just, that
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  Speaker 1: didn't just, it doesn't just go away kind of. So
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  Speaker 1: then you move on through life. And now, now the
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  Speaker 1: women you're interacting with, it's like about, you know, dating, intimacy, dating, sexuality, whatever, wiener.
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  Speaker 1: And then that's all, you know, so just some of that.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So I went to live... And I got to talk... Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I have you here and I'm talking too much. No,
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  Speaker 1: but I love the story already. So I went to
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  Speaker 1: live with Wally, bro. R.I.P. Shout out.
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  Speaker 3: And....
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  Speaker 1: And so we were living over there. We were living
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  Speaker 1: in like a studio apartment. So, oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It was a one bedroom, but the bedroom didn't have,
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  Speaker 1: it just had a little balcony. It didn't have like
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  Speaker 1: a full wall. Got it.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd sleep out on the couch and he had
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  Speaker 1: a car and he would let me borrow his car,
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  Speaker 1: but the car, you couldn't turn it off. You had
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  Speaker 1: to get it jumped. So I would drive the car
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  Speaker 1: to school and I'd park like, this was at Loyola
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  Speaker 1: in New Orleans. I would park up by the... like
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  Speaker 1: teacher's area and just leave it running the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: And for some reason, if the car's running, they like
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't put a ticket on it.
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  Speaker 2: Like somebody just.
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  Speaker 1: Ran inside or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It's genius.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd leave it running the whole time I was
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  Speaker 1: at class. It would cost like maybe $ 6 in gas,
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  Speaker 1: but I would leave it running. Anyway, he got the pills.
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  Speaker 1: I would try to nibble off of them so he
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  Speaker 1: didn't see it. I would try to reshape them and shit, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I was carving them into crescent moons.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I was trying to make them all smaller and shit, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I was like chiseling it down.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I was like, yeah, like shifting. It would be
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  Speaker 1: like an oval, and now it's just like a diamond
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  Speaker 1: or something. It was trap shit, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Did he ever catch you?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Did he ever catch you?
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  Speaker 1: He never brought it up to me, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That's a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: And he'd have ladies over sometimes, and I was learning
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  Speaker 1: the guitar actually at the time, and he'd go in
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  Speaker 1: there sometimes at night and play Tears in Heaven for them.
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  Speaker 1: That's a song I could play.
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  Speaker 2: Tears? Who sings that?
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  Speaker 1: I did at the time. It was... Eric Clapton, there
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  Speaker 1: you go. Would you know my name?
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  Speaker 2: Being serenaded to that would, I don't even know if
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  Speaker 2: I'd need the pills.
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  Speaker 1: Saw you in heaven. Yeah, they'd be drinking orange juice
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  Speaker 1: and vodka in the bed and I'd go in there
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  Speaker 1: and just play it for them a couple times.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it's so hard to smash with a roommate.
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  Speaker 3: I remember my first apartment in LA, I was living
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  Speaker 3: with my manager's son at the time. And it was,
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  Speaker 3: it was a, it was a studio. There was just no,
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  Speaker 3: there was no door into the bedroom. So it was
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  Speaker 3: really an open floor plan. And I was sleeping, I
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  Speaker 3: lived on the couch and I had like the small
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  Speaker 3: closet and then he had like what would be considered
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  Speaker 3: the bedroom. I remember he was out of town one
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  Speaker 3: weekend and this girl wanted to come over and I, um, we,
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  Speaker 3: we had, uh, we did sex in, in his bed.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, what are all those clothes doing
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  Speaker 2: out there? I was like, oh, yeah, I let my
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  Speaker 2: friend live.
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  Speaker 1: On the couch. Yeah. Oh, always.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend's not doing well, I would say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. I mean, it's like I'm doing a
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  Speaker 2: good deed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's passing through town. He's like, he's passing through town.
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  Speaker 1: He put all his pictures up on the walls and shit.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, he's the kind of guy he is.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Travels with his memories.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he travels with his memories, dude. Oh, voila, dude. Voila.