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Happy Hour #95: Four Women and a Funeral (SATC S2, Ep5) · Stuff Mom Never Told You

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  Speaker 1: us a recap of what has happened thus far? I'll
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  Speaker 1: do my best, Okay. So I know we're in season
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  Speaker 1: two now, and we had our excellent super producer Christina
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  Speaker 1: on the opener of season two and she immediately called,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think everything but basically getting back in the
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  Speaker 1: ball game because Samantha has broken up with Big. They
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  Speaker 1: had their sort of like what you want, and they
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  Speaker 1: wanted different things and they broke up. So Samantha's trying
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  Speaker 1: to not Samantha Gry's trying to get back into the
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  Speaker 1: game and into the dating game, as they say. And
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  Speaker 1: I feel like what we've seen so far has been
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  Speaker 1: a lot of her sort of adjusting two doing that too.
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  Speaker 1: What dating is like as a single woman in New York,
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  Speaker 1: as unrealistic as it might be, but in the purposes
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  Speaker 1: of this show, what is that like? Yes, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that's been most of it. Pretty good. That's pretty good,
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  Speaker 1: to be fair. It's been a minute, so I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of having to recollect myself on this as well. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: as per usual, I'm going to give you the title
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  Speaker 1: of this episode. I would like to predictions. Oh boy,
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  Speaker 1: okay into this episode. It is called this is season two,
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  Speaker 1: episode five for Women in a Funeral. Oh okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would say that that probably means they're going to
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  Speaker 1: go to a funeral, uh, and they're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the fashion of the funeral and maybe some of
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  Speaker 1: the politics of knowing somebody and grieving performative grieving at
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  Speaker 1: the funeral. I've never seen three minute a baby. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's sort of a reference three men
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  Speaker 1: in whatever funeral thing. Um, I'm sorry, so I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's, you know, a riff on that,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know it's just combined. So that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: really help me. But I wonder if there's something that
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  Speaker 1: I should get based on this reference that I don't
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  Speaker 1: I clearly don't know. I don't think there's I don't
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I've ever seen the I think it's uh,
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  Speaker 1: four weddings in a funeral. I don't think it has
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  Speaker 1: could be wrong because I've never seen it. I have
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  Speaker 1: seen three minute a baby, and yet it has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do that was Yeah, that's my man had a
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  Speaker 1: similar name, like number names. So that's all sure, sure, sure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well that's pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not bad. I'm gonna feel like the title is
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  Speaker 1: pretty Yes, let's go, I hope. So here we go. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it a little wrong to wear a dead man's
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  Speaker 1: design to his own funerals? So they're going to a
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  Speaker 1: funeral of a fashion designer. You can't not wear black.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that was the thing. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were supposed to wear black or something dark. In the mirror,
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  Speaker 1: she's wearing a whole for a coat. Yeah, she's wearing
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  Speaker 1: like a bright blue yes, because it was a designer's outfit, right,
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  Speaker 1: And it's all about knowing people. Given what happens in
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  Speaker 1: like the reboot the New One, I knew the fashion
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  Speaker 1: of a funeral would be a thing. Oh yeah, I didn't,
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  Speaker 1: but think of that, because yeah, that that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: the carries whole like one big like designer dress. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh loses her Sorry, she meets a man. She loved cats.
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  Speaker 1: She loved something to say over a doing stone, your mother,
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  Speaker 1: my wife, over his wife now deceased wife, Tim Stone,
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  Speaker 1: of course thanks. I don't know about like the meat
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  Speaker 1: cute of meeting over a funeral deceased wife. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about that one. While we were watching the break
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  Speaker 1: ground on Javier's last location, Miranda was breaking new ground
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  Speaker 1: of her own. So it's just you. It's just Miranda
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  Speaker 1: buying an apartment, such a big apartment to buy for
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  Speaker 1: just you for just do you feel like realtors do
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  Speaker 1: this for their leg where's your husband, lady? I know
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  Speaker 1: there's been stories where people have said have made mistakes
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  Speaker 1: and like calling the man or only talking to the man.
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  Speaker 1: I told you story when we were trying to buy
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  Speaker 1: a bed at a sleep number not sponsored um and
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  Speaker 1: they wanted I was the one who's making the purchase
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  Speaker 1: and it was under my name, but she kept saying
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  Speaker 1: she asked for my partner's name, who came with me
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  Speaker 1: to look. And then the entire time they would address
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  Speaker 1: like they called, they would call me but address him first,
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  Speaker 1: and then me to be like hey so and so
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  Speaker 1: and Samantha, Hey, I'm like, wait, what it's my account
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking that that's my name, And I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was very like old school. Yes, sex is like, well,
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  Speaker 1: your husband's making that we're not married, right, right, But
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  Speaker 1: the assumption of it's cute, you let you go out
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  Speaker 1: on your own, that's what you definitely need to make
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  Speaker 1: that he's the lead. Yeah, listen, I do you want
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  Speaker 1: to have dinner sometime? I like af dinner, any old
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  Speaker 1: time dinner. No, Carrie's talking a big She made the mistake.
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  Speaker 1: She did it, she broke down. He did it. She
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  Speaker 1: did the call Saturday eight o'clock, Robert toes be there
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  Speaker 1: or be square? There to be square? Wow? Be there
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  Speaker 1: to be squared? Dad joke. Now I think it might
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  Speaker 1: even be below that. I don't know. On the same
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  Speaker 1: lines as puns, puns are preferable to what does happen? Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you if I was a single man, none
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  Speaker 1: of this would be happening. If you were a single man,
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  Speaker 1: I date you. I've got the money, I've got a
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  Speaker 1: great job, and I still get it's just you. Another
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  Speaker 1: threatened buying a place alone means you don't need a man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't everyone, but she's having to like justify that
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  Speaker 1: she can buy a place alone. Yeah, structure is all off,
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  Speaker 1: which you know, that's still a stigma in this level.
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  Speaker 1: Like people who's like single women who still buy They're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh you're buying a house. Wow, it's almost like implied.
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  Speaker 1: But why you don't have kids, you don't have a husband,
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need a rouse? It's going to be empty.
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  Speaker 1: It's just you when that big house you What are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do when you have to fix things? Hire
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  Speaker 1: someone or do it yourself if you want, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to hire someone. I mean, yeah, I'm gonna live with
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  Speaker 1: it or hire someone. Charlotte is on the date with
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  Speaker 1: the widow. Apparently all the time nad needed was forty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes. So they've had sex. Now think you're clashed everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: The sea picture right next to them. Oh no, she's
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  Speaker 1: fixing them with sex. Annie, she's fixing them with sex.
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  Speaker 1: Is that their bed? Obviously, there's so many things. One
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  Speaker 1: word rebound, it's not a rebound. With rebound, she has
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  Speaker 1: a point, he's moving on. It isn't rebound it the
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  Speaker 1: person is dead. So I think a rebound is just
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  Speaker 1: you're getting over somebody for whatever whatever reason. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: think we reincarnate Oh, Carrie and Bigs on a day
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  Speaker 1: and they're talking about what happens after you die? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think? Why do we always getting to
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  Speaker 1: the most in dense conversations in these six I had
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  Speaker 1: a moment of the other day of knowing that I
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  Speaker 1: am forty something. Staring in the mirror, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm only going to get older. I still I have
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  Speaker 1: now started to understand a little bit of like that
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  Speaker 1: panic of like, okay, like I can't get back photos
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  Speaker 1: of my ten years ago where I wasn't like this.
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  Speaker 1: I hope I don't look exactly my age. But if
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  Speaker 1: I did, there's nothing wrong with that. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: having the struggle? And then like knowing that I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: closer to that than I've ever been before every year,
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  Speaker 1: and then like it's just an end. I had a
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  Speaker 1: moment just staring at myself in the void. It was
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  Speaker 1: a moment. I've had that moment a lot more during
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  Speaker 1: the pandemic. Before the pandemic, I was pretty like but
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  Speaker 1: during the pandemic I've had like, oh boy, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what had happened. But suddenly getting back together
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  Speaker 1: with Big seemed like a very bad They're making out.
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  Speaker 1: We're back rebounding, rebounding or just coup what is that called?
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  Speaker 1: When you like Seinfeld has a thing about this too.
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  Speaker 1: It's like pushing over a vending machine. You have to
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  Speaker 1: push it over, like to use several pushes before it
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  Speaker 1: finally topples. Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbs. Nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't actually moved in. There's Miranda and her new apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad she had a young person moving in
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  Speaker 1: brings a little life to the place. Having a young
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  Speaker 1: person moving in, which, by the way, that was a
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  Speaker 1: sentence that was told to me moving into this at
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  Speaker 1: my house. Y'all, behind the scenes we look like for
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  Speaker 1: a sportscasters hilarious or anyone realized she passed rumor has
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  Speaker 1: a cat ate half her face. Oh, we've all heard
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  Speaker 1: this story before. The cat ate half her face. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I still have a fear that peaches will eat my
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  Speaker 1: face if I die. So I keep out like she
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  Speaker 1: does not go for the food unless I let her like,
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  Speaker 1: so I can keep out food and so I have
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  Speaker 1: it accessible for her to get to she gets desperate.
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  Speaker 1: It's just in case these thoughts that we are little backup, backup, plans. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: I was deep into screening mode. Big It called twice
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't know what I wanted to say to him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just choked. I just almost died.
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  Speaker 1: And you're not, hey, sweetie, you're right. Well, you and
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  Speaker 1: I have this conversation kind of early in the pandemic
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  Speaker 1: where I texted you and I said, can I be
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  Speaker 1: can we be old lady friends? Or we just check
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  Speaker 1: in and make sure the other person hasn't dined. And
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  Speaker 1: of course Mariana immediately calls Carrie, I'll call you, but
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  Speaker 1: she's screening the calls for for the listeners and young
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: listeners who doesn't understand the screening old school, like when
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  Speaker 1: we had the landlines that didn't have Colorady, you just
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  Speaker 1: avoided all the phone calls. True gosh. And then he
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  Speaker 1: would dial the star Star seven. No, that's the voicemail,
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  Speaker 1: and it would tell you who would you have to
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: have that feature? You have to pay for that pieture.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: That's because we did not have the way to very
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: particular in horror movies for a short amount of time.
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  Speaker 1: You would do that? Please tell me those are your sisters.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any sisters. Charlotte realized she wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: only woman with suscitating ned Oh yeah, three more. Two
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  Speaker 1: more women show up to help him mourn the death
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  Speaker 1: of his wife she loves. She smacks him with flowers,
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  Speaker 1: and the other women are like, okay, yeah, cool. It
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  Speaker 1: was deja vu all over again. Me Big a doorway
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  Speaker 1: and mixed emotions. But Big shows up a Carrie's house
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  Speaker 1: because she's been screening the call and now they're making
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  Speaker 1: out again. Don't do a girl, don't do a girl.
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  Speaker 1: I was always the friend that was like, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: only if you asked. I tried not to say anything
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  Speaker 1: unless you're solicited advice. But I was the person like, Nope,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it, don't do it. I would always say
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  Speaker 1: I support you either way, but just so you know,
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  Speaker 1: remember all these things he did to you that if
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  Speaker 1: it's real bad, then I'm like, you get one say,
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  Speaker 1: and then you either have to support them or you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can choose not to be part of that friendship
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  Speaker 1: that is not on you. You're a live should have
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: helis were a wrenched shore bowing. I miss bowling. I'm
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: bad at it. Oh, I'm terrible at bowling, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of most people, because I feel like most
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  Speaker 1: people get better as you play, I get worse because
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  Speaker 1: I'm just bad. Did I get worse? Yeah, I've definitely
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: thrown the ball backwards. So just so you know, I'll
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  Speaker 1: keep that in mind. If we ever bowl together, I'm
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: gonna bring a helmet. You should. I need it for
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  Speaker 1: me more than anyone else, to be honest, because it
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  Speaker 1: got caught in my thumb. Oh no, and it went backwards.
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  Speaker 1: I've been on a bowling date before and it was okay,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: but definitely towards the end, he was giving me too
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  Speaker 1: many tips, and I was like, look, I'm not good
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  Speaker 1: at bolding him. You know, we're not doing this, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the type that's like, oh, that's an excuse
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  Speaker 1: to get closer, all right, you want some points with this?
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  Speaker 1: Fashion immediately called that some politics about it all, because
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  Speaker 1: Smith that has some politics to get through about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you get at least this, because that was a big,
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  Speaker 1: like big topper of course, like the whole like almost
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  Speaker 1: dying bit and then meaning a man at a funeral
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  Speaker 1: bit that was not but that was always you know,
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  Speaker 1: a surprise, it was. It was I guess I could
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  Speaker 1: have if I spent more time, I could have guessed
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  Speaker 1: one of them wouldn't meet somebody at a funeral, but
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you know, we were just thrown in here, so a
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  Speaker 1: good job. But overall, Yeah, what do you think about
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  Speaker 1: the episode? I enjoyed it. It was one of those
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  Speaker 1: episodes so that it made me so grateful, and I
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: hate to say this, but it made me so greatful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not dating. I'm just like, oh my god, this
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  Speaker 1: seems so terrible. Um. Kind of the manipulations of it, um,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: always guessing what people are actually after. So I think
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: the whole you know, Sam getting outcast from New York,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it wasn't about dating but safe by Leonardo Dicaps. True,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's not the case today, as he
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  Speaker 1: is kind of in the butt of the joke for
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  Speaker 1: the way he goes through women. Yeah. So, I guess
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  Speaker 1: when this came out, it was like on his when
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  Speaker 1: he was just coming to be like real heart throbbing.
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  Speaker 1: At that point, he was dating people his age. They
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  Speaker 1: just stayed that same age as he grew older. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, apparently he's dating one of the hooded model women,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: so I think they are closer to his age from
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: what I gather. You know, there's that. It's like the
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: saddest like standards though, like oh he's dating except inappropriate. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Cavil is also the same person because I really wanted
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  Speaker 1: to love him and then I was like why, Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I hate that stuff, which is still the debate of
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: like men wanting younger women and talking about the fact,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like because you know they have less baggage? What about you, bro?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: How dare you less baggage? We can all admit that's
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: not what it really is because you want to be manipulative,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: controlling or all these other things as superficial as hell.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: But anyway, that's a whole different conversation. But yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: here yea, So we are coming on episode six, so
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: we're hoping to do it by episode seven. We mean
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  Speaker 1: So you need to come on. Yeah, yes, and don't
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  Speaker 1: but don't don't watch it if you haven't already watched
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait to watch it now because you can
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: be in my same boat and then I won't feel
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: as silly. Um. But yes, yes, yes, yes, please let
• 18:58
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