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- 0:43Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody morning. Well, it is February the fifth,
- 0:49Speaker 4: twenty twenty six. It's a free Friday. It's Thursday. We
- 0:54Speaker 4: are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name is Woody. That
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- 1:34Speaker 4: will have that for us here on The Woody Show.
- 1:36Speaker 4: We got the entertainment stuff Birthday's Porno Birthday coming up
- 1:40Speaker 4: here on this throwback Thursday, which I do have a
- 1:44Speaker 4: little game that we can play. Oh all right, so
- 1:47Speaker 4: it's a guest that nineties rock tune? Hell yeah, but
- 1:51Speaker 4: you got two seconds. You get, like just two quick
- 1:54Speaker 4: seconds of the song, and we'll see who can name
- 1:58Speaker 4: the most all right, all right, Now, you don't get
- 2:01Speaker 4: to get back in, so if you give a wrong answer,
- 2:03Speaker 4: unlike the smart ass game, you're out. Oh okay, Okay,
- 2:06Speaker 4: So you can ring in as early as you want,
- 2:08Speaker 4: but you have to you have to give the answer quickly,
- 2:10Speaker 4: and then once you give the wrong answer, you were out. Okay,
- 2:13Speaker 4: that's it. This is I saw this on Instagram. This
- 2:16Speaker 4: guy's name mister Seabath. I'm sorry, mister baldman. Have you
- 2:21Speaker 4: seen this guy?
- 2:22Speaker 6: No?
- 2:23Speaker 4: Like, yeah, different things pop up from this dude, Like
- 2:25Speaker 4: he always takes a big giant bite out of an onion.
- 2:28Speaker 4: What that's it? That's his thing. I don't know why
- 2:31Speaker 4: he keeps popping up for how he ended up in
- 2:32Speaker 4: my algorithm, But all right, so here we go. Uh,
- 2:35Speaker 4: guess that nineties rock tune. You got two seconds to
- 2:38Speaker 4: listen and one second to think as we count down
- 2:41Speaker 4: the best nineties rock songs ever. Number ten, Gina.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Under the Bridge, Bye Chili Peppers.
- 2:50Speaker 4: All right, you got that one right, Red Hot Chili
- 2:52Speaker 4: Peppers Under.
- 2:54Speaker 5: Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Number nine, Oh, Gina, Gina?
- 3:01Speaker 2: Is it black Hole Son and artist?
- 3:04Speaker 4: Sound Garden Soundgarden black Hole Son? Gina, it's black.
- 3:07Speaker 5: Hole Son by sound Garden, all right? Number eight.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Gina, Uh, Creep by Radiohead.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Creep by Radiohead.
- 3:19Speaker 5: It's creep by Radiohead.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Man, you are killing it.
- 3:23Speaker 6: It's so fun.
- 3:24Speaker 4: All right, everybody else you lost what we do. I'm surprised,
- 3:29Speaker 4: man like all these like I think, and you know,
- 3:31Speaker 4: they say, there's another game. I think I can do
- 3:34Speaker 4: it in you know, five notes.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I can do it in one note. I can do
- 3:38Speaker 2: it in one note.
- 3:40Speaker 4: Is that also named that too?
- 3:41Speaker 2: Randy Jackson plays it on a piano.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Wasn't there like a wasn't there something on TV? It
- 3:45Speaker 4: was a game Showy Jackson Beaches and maybe remember that Beaches.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Jamie friends were on it. They were, Yeah, here we go.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Number seven, Gina, Gina Enter Sandman Metallica Metallica.
- 4:01Speaker 4: Wow, all right, good, it's in by Metallica.
- 4:05Speaker 5: Number six.
- 4:09Speaker 4: That's that's easy, anybody, Sammy?
- 4:14Speaker 5: Is that?
- 4:14Speaker 6: Food Fighters?
- 4:15Speaker 7: Ever?
- 4:15Speaker 8: Long?
- 4:15Speaker 4: Fo I don't know me on the board, Manace. You
- 4:21Speaker 4: have worked in this format longer I think than any
- 4:23Speaker 4: of the he knows all these.
- 4:24Speaker 2: By the way, where are you playing? Because what you
- 4:26Speaker 2: guys are jumping in and all.
- 4:29Speaker 6: The game.
- 4:29Speaker 9: You don't know how to play screaming in quickly.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Not Yeah, feel feel free to play.
- 4:40Speaker 8: Yeah, we're playing.
- 4:41Speaker 5: We're playing number five.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Gina Gina smells like teen Spirit Nirvana because I guess
- 4:47Speaker 2: everyone else do.
- 4:48Speaker 5: It Spirit by Vana Number four Gina Gina.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Losing my religion. I am well.
- 4:56Speaker 9: The thing is, you said it was two seconds. I
- 4:57Speaker 9: was waiting for the two seconds to be over. I
- 5:00Speaker 9: was going, we're playing this b Jeopardy roles.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, no, no, no.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Seriously, I thought played it, but you would only get
- 5:06Speaker 4: two seconds of the song total.
- 5:07Speaker 9: I thought it was gonna be two seconds and then
- 5:09Speaker 9: it stopped right then.
- 5:09Speaker 10: Whatever.
- 5:10Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't understand.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't get it.
- 5:14Speaker 5: Getting harder. It's losing my religion by a number three?
- 5:23Speaker 4: Uh, that one I can't.
- 5:24Speaker 2: I'll help it on this one.
- 5:27Speaker 7: You know it.
- 5:28Speaker 2: No heard, I'm waiting.
- 5:30Speaker 4: I had artist is Pearl jam okay, Oh yeah, I'm
- 5:33Speaker 4: most hated.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Does that help you guys at all?
- 5:36Speaker 10: We feel Jermy, Jeremy, Jeremy is correct, you Jeremy Jeremy
- 5:42Speaker 10: Pearl jam number two too? Oh, Gina, Gina, is it wonderful?
- 5:51Speaker 4: He took too long? She's correct, You are correct, but
- 5:53Speaker 4: you buzzed in. You gotta have the answer ready to go.
- 5:55Speaker 4: You can't, Gina, then figure it out. That's what they called. Yeah,
- 6:00Speaker 4: that's but it is a wonderful wonder wall Oasis and
- 6:06Speaker 4: number one the best rock song of the nineties.
- 6:11Speaker 5: Can you get it? All of that?
- 6:13Speaker 4: Yes?
- 6:15Speaker 11: Your name you're playing?
- 6:21Speaker 4: Can you so? Yeah?
- 6:25Speaker 9: That's Guns and Roses?
- 6:27Speaker 4: Right, correct? And then November rain nomber I took to long? Yeah,
- 6:32Speaker 4: you guys, you guys did buzz and with the assists
- 6:34Speaker 4: it's November guns and Roses. How do you do perfect?
- 6:39Speaker 4: For some reason, that was way less fun that I
- 6:42Speaker 4: wanted it to be. And I think this is all
- 6:45Speaker 4: the dumb that the crapping on it, I guess was.
- 6:51Speaker 6: Surprising.
- 6:52Speaker 4: And that's the thing, because they're not supposed to like
- 6:53Speaker 4: that's the these songs that you hear, Oh my god,
- 6:56Speaker 4: what is that? That's just the easiest stuff is what
- 6:58Speaker 4: people have the hardest time. It kind of like, do
- 6:59Speaker 4: you IQ questions?
- 7:00Speaker 9: I'm not you know me, I'm not good under pressure.
- 7:04Speaker 4: Yeah, well it is a throwback Thursday. Those are all
- 7:07Speaker 4: great songs. Yes, thank you everybody. If you were playing along,
- 7:11Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure most people probably did pretty well with
- 7:13Speaker 4: that for share all huge songs. We're gonna take a
- 7:15Speaker 4: quick break. More Woodies Show is next, hang on sit Night,
- 7:19Speaker 4: Next show.
- 7:20Speaker 9: Everybody that's listening to the Woody Show podcast right now
- 7:23Speaker 9: if you're in the San Francisco Bay area, I will
- 7:26Speaker 9: be in San Francisco this Saturday doing a listener meetup.
- 7:29Speaker 9: That's February seventh. What's up, everybody, It's menace. I'll be
- 7:33Speaker 9: there with TCL Televisions. We're getting away a ninety eight
- 7:36Speaker 9: inch TCL TV. Also, i'll have some Woody Show merge,
- 7:40Speaker 9: possibly chances to get into a Woody Show event if
- 7:43Speaker 9: you know what I'm saying, and so much more so,
- 7:45Speaker 9: I'd love to see you this Saturday in San Francisco.
- 7:48Speaker 9: I'll be at two fifty Main Street from three to
- 7:51Speaker 9: five pm with TCL. It's called the Crossing, but just
- 7:55Speaker 9: go to the address and I'll see you there three
- 7:57Speaker 9: to five pm. This Saturday, February seventh, fifty Main Street, our.
- 8:05Speaker 4: Woodies Show meet up. It's just really a couple of
- 8:07Speaker 4: weeks away. It's two weeks from Saturday. Yeah, ye, Saturday
- 8:11Speaker 4: February twenty first mark on your calendar, Brewery X in Anaheim.
- 8:15Speaker 4: The band Dogma Society is gonna be playing. Everything's free,
- 8:18Speaker 4: just coming out. There's no cover, there's no ticket, theres
- 8:20Speaker 4: of nothing. In fact, you'll make out because well maybe
- 8:24Speaker 4: with Tyler, right yeah, ladies, he's uh, you know, we're
- 8:28Speaker 4: trying to get him set up with the day. We're
- 8:29Speaker 4: calling it the meat market me eet, like come out
- 8:32Speaker 4: and meet us. But yeah, I'm saying like makeout as
- 8:34Speaker 4: far as we're gonna have a lot of prizes, a
- 8:36Speaker 4: lot of other stuff that we're gonna be able announce
- 8:37Speaker 4: here shortly. Is what's gonna be happening there besides Dogmas
- 8:40Speaker 4: Society playing, besides the Woody Shawl hanging out and U
- 8:43Speaker 4: you know, having some drinks and just chilling. Yeah, So
- 8:45Speaker 4: Market on your calendar, Saturday February twenty first Brewery X
- 8:49Speaker 4: in Anaheim's we're going to be for the next Woodies
- 8:50Speaker 4: Show meetup. It starts at three PM that afternoon, but
- 8:54Speaker 4: hit up the events tab of our website, the woodieshow
- 8:57Speaker 4: dot com for all the info.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Welcome back to the OIDI Show.
- 9:03Speaker 4: Well, we'll get to the birthdays, the corner birthday here
- 9:07Speaker 4: in a second real estate alert, you guys, the Breaking
- 9:11Speaker 4: bath House and Albuquerque, the one that Walt and this
- 9:14Speaker 4: family lived in. They never used the interiers of it.
- 9:16Speaker 4: It was just the exterior stuff in the backyard, even
- 9:18Speaker 4: though you know, the covered patio by the pool and everything,
- 9:21Speaker 4: it's all it's all there. It's all there. But an
- 9:24Speaker 4: you have that woman who lives there, she, you know,
- 9:26Speaker 4: just fed up with people coming by right out. Yeah,
- 9:30Speaker 4: So they put the house on the market for four
- 9:33Speaker 4: million dollars, which kind of out prices the neighborhood. But
- 9:36Speaker 4: is she fed up then? Yeah, right, Well she put
- 9:38Speaker 4: it on the market for four million, and there have
- 9:40Speaker 4: been no takers. And so this just in there's been
- 9:43Speaker 4: a price drop on the Breaking Bathhouse in Albuquerque. They
- 9:47Speaker 4: dropped it from four million dollars down to four hundred
- 9:50Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
- 9:51Speaker 2: It's a little bit of a drop.
- 9:52Speaker 4: That's a bit of a drop, not a gift.
- 9:55Speaker 2: I mean, I went not against that.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Now here's the thing. Before you get any ideas. You
- 10:00Speaker 4: cannot turn it into any kind of tourist attraction because
- 10:03Speaker 4: zoning laws don't allow it because it's residential the zoned
- 10:06Speaker 4: residential right, but fans are constantly showing up anyway to
- 10:10Speaker 4: take pictures. You just can't turn it into any kind
- 10:12Speaker 4: of like business.
- 10:14Speaker 2: You just have bragging rights.
- 10:15Speaker 6: Who care?
- 10:15Speaker 12: I mean you can't. You can't officially turn it into
- 10:17Speaker 12: a business. But maybe there's a PayPal or Venmo QR
- 10:21Speaker 12: code somewhere, or.
- 10:22Speaker 4: Like an Airbnb. Can you make it an Airbnb? Or
- 10:24Speaker 4: does that? I mean, I guess that would be like
- 10:25Speaker 4: a homeowners association. Yeah, I don't.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Have you seen this neighborhood from the show. I don't
- 10:29Speaker 2: know if it has a no.
- 10:32Speaker 13: No.
- 10:32Speaker 4: I was saying there's a homeowners association, But I'm saying, like,
- 10:36Speaker 4: can they I guess they could write something inst like
- 10:38Speaker 4: a city ordinance or whatever. You can't. You can't airbnb.
- 10:41Speaker 11: Yeah, there's a zoning thing when it comes to temporary
- 10:44Speaker 11: rentals in some places.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Because I mean there was a guy who
- 10:48Speaker 4: bought the Christmas Story House in Cleveland and got it
- 10:51Speaker 4: for like nothing and then put all that money into
- 10:54Speaker 4: making it, so the inside matches what you saw in
- 10:57Speaker 4: the movie. Right, So the whole house is in rules
- 11:01Speaker 4: and that just started as like take tours, but now
- 11:03Speaker 4: it's like you could spend the night there.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Well yeah, between that and the Brady Bunch House, I
- 11:07Speaker 2: mean people do do this.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Yeah, And they bought the the the Bumpus House. They
- 11:14Speaker 4: bought the house across the street. They turned that into
- 11:16Speaker 4: like a gift shop. They saw leg lamps and they
- 11:19Speaker 4: so yeah, Well, the Gooney House was another one that
- 11:22Speaker 4: was privately owned and people lived there. Like the people
- 11:25Speaker 4: still lived there, didn't turn it into anything. And then
- 11:27Speaker 4: the people who lived there were also annoyed by people
- 11:29Speaker 4: coming by to be goonies.
- 11:31Speaker 2: You should have thought about that when the scouting location
- 11:33Speaker 2: people came by in the eighties.
- 11:34Speaker 4: But I think I think the people at the Goonies House,
- 11:37Speaker 4: I don't think they were the owners when The Goonies
- 11:39Speaker 4: was filmed. I think they had bought it after it
- 11:40Speaker 4: was already so at that point, it's like people that
- 11:43Speaker 4: lived near Airport's like you bought a house near an
- 11:46Speaker 4: existing airport. It's like buying a house that's close to
- 11:49Speaker 4: the train tracks are close to and then complaining about
- 11:51Speaker 4: well there's all this traffic.
- 11:52Speaker 12: Noise that being said, and I would like these places
- 11:55Speaker 12: to to get collect visitors.
- 11:57Speaker 4: If you are their next door neighbor and you've had
- 11:59Speaker 4: the house for forty year, are you not pissed? Oh? Yeah,
- 12:02Speaker 4: that would suck for them. It would suck for them
- 12:04Speaker 4: for sure. Yeah.
- 12:06Speaker 9: Oh, since we're talking houses, I want to throw this
- 12:08Speaker 9: in there. There's a lot of people posting on social
- 12:10Speaker 9: media that Bob Iger, the former CEO of Disney, is
- 12:13Speaker 9: already putting up his house for sale. And I can't
- 12:16Speaker 9: find any reports that that's true. But this house is
- 12:19Speaker 9: pretty awesome. He bought it in nineteen ninety five for nineteen.
- 12:23Speaker 4: Million dollars in ninety five, in ninety five, nineteen million
- 12:26Speaker 4: dollars in nineteen ninety five. What does that look like?
- 12:28Speaker 9: It's trillion dollars? Well, they said, yeah, like right now,
- 12:31Speaker 9: it's worth thirty three million. It's a seven hundred and
- 12:35Speaker 9: fifty thousand Sorry, it's seven five hundred square feet.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Wait, let me guess Florida.
- 12:40Speaker 4: I know in California there was an opportunity that popped up.
- 12:43Speaker 4: I saw it on social media. I know that you
- 12:45Speaker 4: saw too. In our neighborhood. Gina and I live in
- 12:48Speaker 4: the same neighborhood. There's a cookie place, huh. And they
- 12:52Speaker 4: were selling the business for one dollar.
- 12:54Speaker 2: I tried to get you interested, like you take.
- 12:56Speaker 4: It over for a doll now I could, Well, here's like,
- 12:58Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think that's sustainable business. Why
- 13:00Speaker 4: would they want to do that just to keep because
- 13:02Speaker 4: they the operating costs were too high, they were already
- 13:05Speaker 4: so underwater.
- 13:06Speaker 9: Why would they want to sell it for a dollar
- 13:07Speaker 9: just so they.
- 13:09Speaker 4: They say they wanted somebody to come in and keep
- 13:12Speaker 4: the business going, like they wanted somebody that. I guess
- 13:16Speaker 4: it was too much for them, not not only from
- 13:18Speaker 4: a financial standpoint, it was too much for them from
- 13:20Speaker 4: like a time investment.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Can I be real though, they're not that good.
- 13:25Speaker 4: I think the cookies are good. I think it's not crumble,
- 13:27Speaker 4: it's something else.
- 13:28Speaker 12: It's stuff, stuffed cookies, dirty dough.
- 13:31Speaker 4: They're all right.
- 13:32Speaker 2: They're just very sweet and they're very thick.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Okay, But the thing is, I think when you have
- 13:36Speaker 4: like how much how many cookies do you need to
- 13:38Speaker 4: sell just to cover the rent in a retail space
- 13:42Speaker 4: like that, and it's it has to be but it's
- 13:45Speaker 4: your one dimensional your cookies. Yeah, right, Like it has
- 13:49Speaker 4: to be more. It would have to be like a
- 13:50Speaker 4: whole bakery.
- 13:51Speaker 6: And that's the thing too.
- 13:52Speaker 11: Why they would sell it for a dollar is because
- 13:54Speaker 11: they're locked into this lease.
- 13:56Speaker 2: They're going to have to pay out.
- 13:57Speaker 11: And they're like, hey, you want to take it over
- 13:58Speaker 11: if here's a dollar and we are.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Out, Yeah, yeah, it's like take it over. I don't
- 14:02Speaker 4: know what end up happening with that. It used to
- 14:04Speaker 4: be a jamba juice before it was this cookie.
- 14:06Speaker 2: So well, and then you always see online like Village
- 14:08Speaker 2: in Greece, you know, Greek Islands says you can buy
- 14:11Speaker 2: a house for a dollar. I'm like, okay, some.
- 14:13Speaker 4: Other entertainment stuff. Fans of NCIS, which I've never seen
- 14:16Speaker 4: one episode, but it's such a big show, but the
- 14:20Speaker 4: fans of NCIS are happy. CBS confirming that the original
- 14:23Speaker 4: n CIS has been greenlad for a twenty fourth season,
- 14:29Speaker 4: which makes it one of the longest on air scripted
- 14:31Speaker 4: shows in TV history.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Law and Order All Day.
- 14:35Speaker 4: The NCIS spinoff shows those were also renewed. Will Arnett
- 14:40Speaker 4: revealed that a very famous comedian was recently kicked off
- 14:44Speaker 4: of his podcast that he co hosts with Jason Bateman
- 14:47Speaker 4: and Sean Hayes. Yeah, and it says we cut them
- 14:50Speaker 4: off after ten minutes and said thanks so much and
- 14:52Speaker 4: then ditch them.
- 14:53Speaker 2: They didn't say there's a ton of guesses online.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Who are the guesses? I didn't see any of the guesses.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Shane Gillis, but I know way, I don't know. I
- 15:03Speaker 2: don't know why, but that was one of the guests
- 15:05Speaker 2: Russell Brand. Maybe, yeah, maybe Tony Hinchcliff, No, I see.
- 15:13Speaker 9: I mean for them maybe yea and Chevy Chase. Okay,
- 15:18Speaker 9: Chevy Chase, but those.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Ones I remember.
- 15:21Speaker 4: But those guys would know what they're getting into, which
- 15:24Speaker 4: based on reputation with him, and I think they would
- 15:27Speaker 4: stick it out just for that.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but they we still don't know who.
- 15:31Speaker 4: I think Russell Brands Distros, Russell Brand makes. He was
- 15:34Speaker 4: insufferable before his current legal Yes, what about Sebastian Man Scalco.
- 15:39Speaker 4: There guys like Sebastian Man of Scalco. They've been doing
- 15:41Speaker 4: it long enough and they were doing they know how
- 15:43Speaker 4: to play the game like they would They know how
- 15:44Speaker 4: to go.
- 15:44Speaker 2: On TV and do interviews and be at least some entertaining.
- 15:47Speaker 4: So is that is that the SmartLess podcast?
- 15:49Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 15:50Speaker 4: Okay, because there was another story I saw about right
- 15:52Speaker 4: now with that. Yeah, so Jason Bateman, he's getting just
- 15:56Speaker 4: you know, a bunch of backlash online because he did
- 15:58Speaker 4: the interview with Charlie X. Did you see this? Yeah, okay,
- 16:01Speaker 4: so this is on that SmartLess podcast. Dude, this is
- 16:04Speaker 4: a nothing burger. But you know how people love to
- 16:06Speaker 4: cry and bitch about stuff, and the whole thing was
- 16:08Speaker 4: a completely friendly interaction. Nobody seemed to be but heart
- 16:11Speaker 4: about the whole thing. This is the recap from the
- 16:13Speaker 4: Hollywood Reporter. Just kind of give you a backstory here.
- 16:16Speaker 4: It says, in the episode of the popular podcast, the
- 16:18Speaker 4: singer spoke about her experience growing up as an only child,
- 16:21Speaker 4: in which her parents were incredibly supportive of her career.
- 16:24Speaker 4: And this is one thing. Do I hear about parents
- 16:26Speaker 4: like this, and I go, dude, I did not have
- 16:28Speaker 4: these parents. They even chaperoned her to the Raves, but
- 16:32Speaker 4: she would play as a younger performer. So yeah, but
- 16:34Speaker 4: I wouldn't have been allowed to play the raves.
- 16:35Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Yeah, forget the fact that I wasn't just going to the rape.
- 16:38Speaker 4: They'd be like no, you're not doing that. Yeah, you're
- 16:39Speaker 4: not playing the ravee anyway. She added that without siblings
- 16:43Speaker 4: to fight with, she didn't learn how to handle conflict
- 16:45Speaker 4: well until later on in life. Bateman then asked her
- 16:48Speaker 4: if she'd be interested in having kids of her own someday.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Charlie said that she didn't, but also said quote that
- 16:54Speaker 4: could change. I love the fantasy of having a child,
- 16:57Speaker 4: like naming. It sounds like so much fun. But that's
- 17:00Speaker 4: exactly a sign to me as to why I should
- 17:03Speaker 4: not have one. The fact that it feels like the
- 17:06Speaker 4: coolest part of the story. Maybe I'm not ready. Yeah.
- 17:08Speaker 4: So then Jason Bateman shared a story about how his
- 17:12Speaker 4: wife didn't want to have kids privor to their relationship right,
- 17:16Speaker 4: and then when she met him, her mindset kind of
- 17:18Speaker 4: changed and eventually she thought, okay, well maybe I could
- 17:20Speaker 4: have a kid with this guy. So he told Charlie that, hey,
- 17:23Speaker 4: you might find somebody, and she said, well, I'm married.
- 17:25Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Now, this is a pretty funny thing. So Jason Bateman says, well,
- 17:29Speaker 4: there you go. I got to read the newspaper one
- 17:31Speaker 4: of these days, and they laughed. Again. Everything was very frivly, guys,
- 17:35Speaker 4: that's it. With the Internet. So what did the Internet
- 17:38Speaker 4: have a problem with in that interaction.
- 17:41Speaker 12: Well, it's one of their what's the person they love
- 17:43Speaker 12: who's younger in female being told something they don't like
- 17:45Speaker 12: by someone who's older and male.
- 17:47Speaker 9: Yeah, so that they started kids.
- 17:48Speaker 4: They started going on and going in on Jason Bateman
- 17:51Speaker 4: for quote, putting pressure on a woman to have children,
- 17:55Speaker 4: with some also pointing to the lack of research Babman
- 17:57Speaker 4: had done before having her on as a guest.
- 18:00Speaker 2: That's part of the fun of the show.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Stop it.
- 18:02Speaker 2: And second of all, that's literally not what happened at all.
- 18:06Speaker 9: I stn't like it when you don't know everything about
- 18:09Speaker 9: the artist when you're interviewing.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Them, but that's part of the charm of the show.
- 18:12Speaker 2: I've heard all almost all the episodes. I love these guys,
- 18:16Speaker 2: and that is part of the charm that it's called
- 18:18Speaker 2: SmartLess because they're very self deprecating and they dumb it.
- 18:21Speaker 4: I'm also I'm also fans of all three of those guys.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Sean Hayes I don't know too much about, but I
- 18:26Speaker 4: think I've seen him and stuff, and I think he's Yeah,
- 18:28Speaker 4: he's fine.
- 18:29Speaker 2: He plays the straight guy with the three of them
- 18:31Speaker 2: and with.
- 18:31Speaker 4: Them saying, with those dudes cool, Jason Bateman especially, I
- 18:34Speaker 4: really like it. Now I'm a fan of them. I
- 18:37Speaker 4: know who Charlie XCX is, but I don't know anything
- 18:40Speaker 4: about her. Yeah nothing, She's the best. So what I'm saying,
- 18:43Speaker 4: it's like they did exactly the right thing. Like you,
- 18:45Speaker 4: you approach it as if you know and you know
- 18:48Speaker 4: from from doing this. It's like, yes, of course, the
- 18:50Speaker 4: Charlie XCX people are going to know everything. You are
- 18:53Speaker 4: doing your show for the fans of your show, people
- 18:55Speaker 4: who know you, and now you're introd. It's the new
- 18:58Speaker 4: friend in the group, right. You're introduced seeing somebody who
- 19:00Speaker 4: may I'm sure has their own circle, people who know
- 19:02Speaker 4: exactly who they are, and you bring them in and
- 19:05Speaker 4: you now introduce them to your group of friends, in
- 19:06Speaker 4: this case the podcast audience, who probably doesn't know she is.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Of course, their fans are going to tune in because
- 19:11Speaker 4: they want to, Uh, they want to They want to
- 19:14Speaker 4: consume anything that she's a part of. Yeah, okay, got it.
- 19:16Speaker 4: But stop it with this whole like being outraged thing
- 19:20Speaker 4: over and is that a real thing?
- 19:21Speaker 6: I mean, I can't.
- 19:23Speaker 2: I refuse to believe that are people.
- 19:25Speaker 4: I don't think people are putting pressure, at least I
- 19:28Speaker 4: don't hear about it. It seems like the cool, the
- 19:31Speaker 4: cool hip thing is to not have kids. Yeah, yeah,
- 19:34Speaker 4: like it's more accepted than ever not having kids. Just
- 19:37Speaker 4: people want stuff to talk about online. Are people hammering
- 19:39Speaker 4: you and now you got a boyfriend or your parents
- 19:41Speaker 4: instead of hammering on you?
- 19:42Speaker 11: Sammy No, no, no, that two grandkids?
- 19:46Speaker 2: So it's yeah, well I my parents don't have any grandkids,
- 19:50Speaker 2: and I didn't get married un till way later, and
- 19:52Speaker 2: nobody really brought it up. It just it was what
- 19:54Speaker 2: it was.
- 19:55Speaker 4: So my wife and I neither one of us wanted
- 19:57Speaker 4: to have kids. My wife was also very anti having children,
- 20:00Speaker 4: and then what do you know, we get together and
- 20:03Speaker 4: then it's the same kind of thing, like just exactly
- 20:05Speaker 4: what he said, like all right, maybe maybe we could
- 20:07Speaker 4: have one.
- 20:07Speaker 2: And you did it right away and it was dumb yea.
- 20:10Speaker 4: And I don't I don't recommend it. Stick with your
- 20:13Speaker 4: original gut, Stick with your gut. Don't get caught up
- 20:15Speaker 4: in this whole like new relationship and oh this person
- 20:18Speaker 4: is different kind of thing. No no, no, oh, yeah,
- 20:20Speaker 4: because you.
- 20:20Speaker 11: Didn't want to have kids, right.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Neither one of your wife, neither one that you met.
- 20:24Speaker 6: And you were like, oh, but exactly right.
- 20:26Speaker 4: No, I'd say our kids would be great. It was like, oh,
- 20:28Speaker 4: you know, what, make the idea of having one because
- 20:31Speaker 4: we could do a lot of people get influenced because
- 20:33Speaker 4: all their friends are having kids and yeah, the parties,
- 20:37Speaker 4: and you don't have one care about that.
- 20:39Speaker 9: I ain't gonna I ain't gonna fa that.
- 20:42Speaker 4: Mystery Science Theater three thousand. Yes, yes, they would feature
- 20:47Speaker 4: horrible movies with characters cracking jokes in between the dialogue.
- 20:50Speaker 4: And I guess people have really missed it because there
- 20:53Speaker 4: was a kickstarter recently for new episodes and it raised
- 20:56Speaker 4: a million dollars in a single day.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Okay, let's go nerds.
- 21:00Speaker 4: And it's one of those things and it would start
- 21:01Speaker 4: Michael J. Nelson.
- 21:02Speaker 2: They already came back with this a few years ago,
- 21:05Speaker 2: like this is not they did. Yes, I think it
- 21:08Speaker 2: was on Netflix. Oh really, but it was like limited.
- 21:10Speaker 4: All right, Oh no, they watch see. I didn't know that,
- 21:14Speaker 4: but I mean I knew what the show was. I
- 21:15Speaker 4: wasn't obviously I was on the regular you know, viewer
- 21:18Speaker 4: of the show. I was aware of what it was
- 21:20Speaker 4: but I would think if you're given money to get
- 21:22Speaker 4: some new episodes goingt it going, that you would have
- 21:24Speaker 4: known that it was so is it not? It's it's
- 21:27Speaker 4: it was like a not successful just kind of a
- 21:30Speaker 4: limited run there.
- 21:31Speaker 12: Yes, I watched a few. It was two seasons in
- 21:33Speaker 12: twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen. I remember watching a few of
- 21:36Speaker 12: them and it was fine.
- 21:37Speaker 2: All the people want more, and if you want to
- 21:39Speaker 2: know what it's about, it's all in the opening credits.
- 21:42Speaker 2: It's Yeah, the bosses didn't like him, so they shot
- 21:44Speaker 2: him into space and he had to make robot friends,
- 21:46Speaker 2: and then they sent him terrible movies and they sit
- 21:48Speaker 2: there and joke and joke about them. It's hilarious.
- 21:51Speaker 4: I mean, it's iconic. It's instead to take one of those, like,
- 21:55Speaker 4: you know, just the pop culture things of Generation X.
- 21:58Speaker 4: Totally right.
- 22:00Speaker 2: I love that When I was a kid, Well, that
- 22:01Speaker 2: makes me worry, like, would younger people not think it
- 22:04Speaker 2: was funny?
- 22:04Speaker 7: No?
- 22:04Speaker 4: I don't so I think if my kids saw it, yeah,
- 22:08Speaker 4: I never got it. Yeah, you never got it.
- 22:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 9: I was just like, why why? Why is this entertaining?
- 22:14Speaker 12: Also, they had they asked something that we didn't have now.
- 22:16Speaker 12: They had access to all those old crappy movies. Nowadays,
- 22:20Speaker 12: with the Internet, you can find anything like that anytime
- 22:22Speaker 12: you want. So part of the fun was all the
- 22:24Speaker 12: discoveries they were making, right, that aren't so secret anymore,
- 22:27Speaker 12: all right, Gena grad what you got?
- 22:28Speaker 2: Floyd Mayweather is pissed. He said he earned more than
- 22:32Speaker 2: a billion dollars during his boxing career, and he claims
- 22:34Speaker 2: that a big chunk of it, like three hundred and
- 22:36Speaker 2: forty million dollars, never actually got to him. And he's
- 22:39Speaker 2: suing and who's he suing?
- 22:40Speaker 7: Well?
- 22:41Speaker 2: According to TMZ TMZ Sports, he accuses Showtime and former
- 22:45Speaker 2: Showtime Sports president Steven Espinosa of helping his longtime advisor
- 22:49Speaker 2: Al Hayman mishandle three hundred and forty million bucks. And
- 22:53Speaker 2: he's talking about huge fights like Manny Paciao and Connor McGregor,
- 22:56Speaker 2: saying money that was supposed to get sent to his
- 22:58Speaker 2: account some how it just never got there. It got
- 23:01Speaker 2: sent to Hammond.
- 23:02Speaker 9: In the routing, it got message yeah one.
- 23:05Speaker 2: One routing number that was off and Mayweather says the
- 23:07Speaker 2: money still missing, and his lawyers ready to just go
- 23:10Speaker 2: to battle and get it back, and why.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Would they wait this long? Well maybe I mean those
- 23:16Speaker 4: fights for a while a long time.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Maybe they're like, hold on, we're going to find it.
- 23:19Speaker 4: Like I know, like with this company, it takes like
- 23:23Speaker 4: ninety days for like if if we are hosting an event, right,
- 23:27Speaker 4: and we sign up for you know, whatever the services
- 23:29Speaker 4: for the whatever we need for the thing, like the
- 23:32Speaker 4: company has ninety days to pay who the vendor is, right,
- 23:35Speaker 4: which is silly, Like why does it take ninety days?
- 23:37Speaker 4: I don't know, just for convenience for their and I
- 23:40Speaker 4: guess it's pret like like sixty ninety days for businesses
- 23:43Speaker 4: to pay invoices.
- 23:44Speaker 9: Yeah, or like that sounds like a nightmare.
- 23:47Speaker 4: It sounds dumb. You have a card? Yeah, Like I wonder,
- 23:51Speaker 4: like I wonder like the radio station do they accept
- 23:53Speaker 4: that from people who advertise I can you know they go, oh, yeah,
- 23:56Speaker 4: well you'll get.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Paid yes July.
- 23:58Speaker 9: Actually actually they.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Do, did they really? Yeah? Yeah? I wouldn't believe that
- 24:02Speaker 4: the just the way that the suits are around here, act,
- 24:05Speaker 4: I wouldn't think that they would go for that.
- 24:07Speaker 9: It's kind of crazy because you know, salespeople work on
- 24:09Speaker 9: commission and then sometimes they'll get their commission before the
- 24:13Speaker 9: payment comes in. And then some people don't pay.
- 24:15Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then they're on the look for it.
- 24:17Speaker 9: Yeah, so that kind of sucks.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Menace what you got?
- 24:20Speaker 9: Well, did you see Jonah Hill? There's more photos coming
- 24:23Speaker 9: out of Jonah Hill. We talked about it, I would
- 24:25Speaker 9: say about a month ago.
- 24:27Speaker 4: Yeah, did you not? Like he's unrecognizable? Yeah, and people
- 24:31Speaker 4: so skinny people say that, like you know, like, oh,
- 24:34Speaker 4: you know, you don't even recognize this person? Is like, okay,
- 24:36Speaker 4: well you do, like in this case, you really kind
- 24:39Speaker 4: of don't. Yeah.
- 24:40Speaker 9: He's in a movie for Apple uh Apple TV sorry,
- 24:45Speaker 9: called Reef Hawk and now. Reef Hawk is about a
- 24:48Speaker 9: damaged Hollywood star who must confront his past after being
- 24:52Speaker 9: blackmailed with a mysterious video. And it has Camera Diaz
- 24:56Speaker 9: in it and Keanu Reeves, so shout out to Keano.
- 25:00Speaker 4: Damn.
- 25:00Speaker 9: There's more more and more photos of coming.
- 25:03Speaker 4: Uh.
- 25:04Speaker 9: Now, I wonder what Jonahill is doing. Is he doing
- 25:07Speaker 9: the job like us dieting? I mean we're not that skinny,
- 25:13Speaker 9: like what.
- 25:15Speaker 12: I could see him doing some like all raw vecan
- 25:18Speaker 12: horse on top of a jack.
- 25:20Speaker 11: He's been losing weight for a while too.
- 25:22Speaker 9: Yeah, but this is real thin lucky how do they
- 25:26Speaker 9: do it, you know, like getting ready for a role.
- 25:28Speaker 4: It's like, well, you you have nothing to do all day? Yeah,
- 25:32Speaker 4: Like your your whole job is to get ready for
- 25:34Speaker 4: this role, right and you're going to play something in
- 25:37Speaker 4: a Marvel movie. Your whole They give you the personal trainer,
- 25:39Speaker 4: they give you the chef to get you to where
- 25:41Speaker 4: you need to be physically.
- 25:42Speaker 12: You're already a millionaire, so you can afford any kind
- 25:44Speaker 12: of diet and food you want.
- 25:45Speaker 4: A lot of times it's a time, like is the
- 25:47Speaker 4: time to work out. It's the schedule to be able
- 25:49Speaker 4: to like get a proper amount sleep and to then
- 25:51Speaker 4: get to the gym. And all you have to do
- 25:53Speaker 4: all day long is get to your workout now and
- 25:55Speaker 4: maybe read through the scriptive a couple of times.
- 25:57Speaker 9: You know, I wonder if he's done lucky shaving of
- 26:00Speaker 9: the skin yet, you know, yeah, the.
- 26:02Speaker 4: Skin off surgery, probably the skin removal surgery or whatever.
- 26:06Speaker 4: How much does that way?
- 26:06Speaker 2: I'm not hating, but I'm looking at a picture of
- 26:08Speaker 2: him right now in his uh surf suit, and from
- 26:13Speaker 2: this picture doesn't look like he's done that yet.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Oh totally, And.
- 26:16Speaker 11: It looks like him without his beard. You can kind
- 26:19Speaker 11: of see still skin under his chin.
- 26:21Speaker 9: Well, I wasn't gonna go that these guys. I was
- 26:23Speaker 9: just gonna say, ye, I'm jelling the chicks right.
- 26:27Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Time with the birthday, we're gonna it's shiver day. We're
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- 26:40Speaker 4: Chris Parnell from SNL thirty Rock. He's fifty nine years old.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Today you got the ladies man Tim Meadows, also from SNL,
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- 26:53Speaker 4: and the guy responsible for the downfall of Whitney Houston. True,
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- 28:25Speaker 4: your birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning look what's
- 28:28Speaker 4: happening around the world of entertainment here on the Woodie Show.
- 28:33Speaker 4: You listen.
- 28:36Speaker 5: As long as you're listening, this is they.
- 28:38Speaker 4: Show today in history manics. I know how much you
- 28:41Speaker 4: like these. Back in nineteen seventy one, the Apollo ashnauts
- 28:45Speaker 4: Alan Shepherd and Edgar Mitchell, they landed on the Moon allegedly.
- 28:50Speaker 9: Did you see that new Moon rocket that there?
- 28:52Speaker 4: They had the Artemis. Yeah, it's pretty much the same,
- 28:56Speaker 4: like the boosters and stuff that were on the Shuttle. Okay,
- 29:00Speaker 4: because there was a lot of talks that was just
- 29:01Speaker 4: the anniversary of the Shuttle, Challenger did one of the
- 29:03Speaker 4: dumbest conspiracy theories, and I had not heard this one yet.
- 29:07Speaker 4: I'm surprised because you know how much I love the
- 29:09Speaker 4: space program and going going to space and how obsessed
- 29:11Speaker 4: I was about, you know, the Challenger disaster and everything else.
- 29:15Speaker 4: So I've heard before. I had heard before that the
- 29:18Speaker 4: astronauts survived the explosion where the vehicle broke apart, which
- 29:24Speaker 4: that I do believe. I do believe they survived that,
- 29:28Speaker 4: but then they died either when the capsule hit the
- 29:31Speaker 4: ocean or afterwards, you know, because I guess there was
- 29:35Speaker 4: something when they recovered the capsule that there was something
- 29:39Speaker 4: that indicated that I forget exactly what it was. There
- 29:42Speaker 4: was some system or whatever that they activated which led
- 29:45Speaker 4: them to believe that they knew something bad happened. And
- 29:48Speaker 4: they were like a whether it's an oxygen thing or
- 29:50Speaker 4: something else that they had activated when they recovered the capsule.
- 29:55Speaker 4: So it's like not maybe not all of them.
- 29:57Speaker 2: But after that explosion that huge Yeah, well.
- 30:00Speaker 4: Because it kind of shot. It's a pressurized cabin and
- 30:02Speaker 4: it shot it away from it shot it. Because they
- 30:06Speaker 4: recovered it mostly intact, I think mostly intact. There was
- 30:09Speaker 4: it was like obviously it had been compromised when it
- 30:11Speaker 4: hit the ocean. That heard it cracks or you know whatever,
- 30:14Speaker 4: So it was flooded. Just the explosion.
- 30:18Speaker 12: Okay, so I see what you're saying. Yeah, the crew's
- 30:21Speaker 12: emergency air PACs were activated there you go, meaning that
- 30:24Speaker 12: maybe it exploded. They they kind of flew off, they
- 30:27Speaker 12: grabbed whatever that cord was, but they were probably dead
- 30:29Speaker 12: within a few seconds after that.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Yeah, so they survived the explosion. Now, this is the
- 30:33Speaker 4: conspiracy theory I had never heard before, is that they
- 30:37Speaker 4: all survived, they were all recovered, and now they're living
- 30:40Speaker 4: their lives and don't speak about it. They found people
- 30:43Speaker 4: who look like Judith Resnik and like here she is
- 30:48Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty six and now here she is now
- 30:51Speaker 4: do that though, dude, there's a purpose. I don't that's
- 30:53Speaker 4: the part. It's like, I don't know. There was a guy,
- 30:56Speaker 4: Michael Smith, who was either the commander or the pilot
- 31:00Speaker 4: for the Shuttle Challenger. And they had this guy and
- 31:03Speaker 4: they go and and and they The reason they point
- 31:05Speaker 4: to it saying it's legit is because they talked to that.
- 31:08Speaker 4: He's outside of his garage and he goes, oh, you're
- 31:11Speaker 4: you're Michael Smith. Now his name is Michael Smith, and
- 31:14Speaker 4: he doesn't have resemblance to this guy. And he goes, well,
- 31:18Speaker 4: how you go You were on the on the Shuttle Challenger.
- 31:20Speaker 4: He goes, no, not not me, not well, how do
- 31:23Speaker 4: you explain? He goes, well, that's what we looked like
- 31:25Speaker 4: back then, like meaning we meaning like, yes, this guy,
- 31:29Speaker 4: this guy, the astronaut, Michael Smith, and because I bear
- 31:34Speaker 4: a similarity, yes, that's what we would have looked like exactly.
- 31:40Speaker 4: It's one of the dumbest things. It's on Instagram. You
- 31:42Speaker 4: could see it, so incredible, but I'm surprised it took
- 31:47Speaker 4: this long for me to hear that conspiracy theory. They
- 31:50Speaker 4: all survived and they're all living their lives the same, right.
- 31:56Speaker 4: But the one person they did not have anything about
- 31:59Speaker 4: was Kristen McCullough, who was the school teacher who was
- 32:01Speaker 4: on board the Challenger.
- 32:02Speaker 2: He's done a really good job of hiding.
- 32:04Speaker 4: She's got a great job. Yeah, eight seven, seven forty
- 32:07Speaker 4: four Wooding, you can hit us up of the text
- 32:09Speaker 4: over to two to nine eighty seven more. What is
- 32:11Speaker 4: show next? Hang on, I'll be right back.
- 32:18Speaker 15: No Woody show and we.
- 32:21Speaker 4: Are into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
- 32:26Speaker 4: correct world. Moodie, that's menace. Hi, Gina Grant is here,
- 32:31Speaker 4: see man, Sammy Morgan. Greg's still out sick. He tried
- 32:36Speaker 4: to sneak his way back in yesterday.
- 32:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming in.
- 32:39Speaker 4: He did all that. You are definitely be in tomorrow.
- 32:42Speaker 4: I only have a ninety nine point five, which is
- 32:44Speaker 4: that's low gred so that's barely but it's it's a
- 32:46Speaker 4: it's considered low grade fever. But the most important part
- 32:49Speaker 4: of that is how you feel. In addition to that,
- 32:53Speaker 4: like if you you know, otherwise feel fine, you got
- 32:55Speaker 4: this ninety nine, but he had all these otse symptoms.
- 32:57Speaker 4: He was still getting the hot and cold chills. Yeah,
- 33:00Speaker 4: like all, I'm like, dude, you got to stay home.
- 33:02Speaker 4: I'm sorry, like all of a sudden, you hate being
- 33:04Speaker 4: at your house.
- 33:04Speaker 2: Yeah, he said that I cannot.
- 33:06Speaker 4: I cannot get sick.
- 33:07Speaker 15: I got.
- 33:08Speaker 4: I'm so, I'm so on edge about this Joe Coy
- 33:11Speaker 4: thing next week. Like everything else I kind of don't
- 33:13Speaker 4: care about. It's that one thing. It's like I want
- 33:16Speaker 4: to be I want to be a hunt well whatever
- 33:17Speaker 4: one hundred percent of me is your voice correct, But
- 33:20Speaker 4: I'm saying, just jo I want to be one hundred
- 33:22Speaker 4: percent for Joe. Yeah. So you know, I'm like, dude,
- 33:25Speaker 4: you can't please. Yeah, much too much going on. Forget
- 33:28Speaker 4: the fact that my wife and I are gonna go
- 33:30Speaker 4: see def Leppard next weekend on Valentine's Day weekend.
- 33:32Speaker 5: Nice.
- 33:33Speaker 4: Yeah, teleromantic, it really is.
- 33:36Speaker 2: I think you'll appreciate this way, because he was. He
- 33:38Speaker 2: was really going back and forth, and we were trying
- 33:40Speaker 2: to hash this out, and I said, look, nobody's going
- 33:43Speaker 2: to remember if you take another day off, but we
- 33:46Speaker 2: will remember if you get everybody sick. Yeah, and that's
- 33:50Speaker 2: that's the thing that stuck with Yeah.
- 33:51Speaker 4: Now, if it goes anymore than today, I would say
- 33:55Speaker 4: he's running the risk of everybody realizing that life goes
- 33:59Speaker 4: on without them, you know what I mean. So I
- 34:01Speaker 4: know he's listening right now, So I just want to
- 34:02Speaker 4: make sure that he understands that, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, dude,
- 34:11Speaker 4: it's like you have all these sick days. If you're sick,
- 34:13Speaker 4: nobody wants to be sick. So please, we're all in
- 34:15Speaker 4: this studio, closed in here together.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Tight please yeah, please, that's all I ask.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Nope, no puking, no fevers. Yeah, you've got a cold,
- 34:24Speaker 4: colds or whatever. I mean, you'd be out most of
- 34:27Speaker 4: the year. It seems that people either constantly have a
- 34:29Speaker 4: cold or they're legit sick. Although there are a lot
- 34:31Speaker 4: of people who have the clue.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Right now, Oh, taken out left and right, there's no
- 34:35Speaker 2: kids left in classrooms.
- 34:36Speaker 4: Yeah. So I have the Super Bowl as being just
- 34:39Speaker 4: a blowout for the Seattle Seahawks. I have them crushing
- 34:43Speaker 4: the Patriots. That's now. That's my prediction. But the Madden
- 34:47Speaker 4: NFL twenty six simulation has happened the Seahawks do beat
- 34:51Speaker 4: the Patriots in that simulation as well, but the score
- 34:54Speaker 4: is twenty three to twenty Oh oh wow, lout Yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 4: So according to Madden, Sam Darnold, who plays.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Four hold on Seahawks.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Seahawks, he's a quarterback for the Seahs sacked five times
- 35:09Speaker 4: in the first half, but then he came alive late.
- 35:12Speaker 4: He connected with Cooper Cup twice for touchdowns and again
- 35:15Speaker 4: the simulation, but the Patriots took a twenty to thirteen
- 35:18Speaker 4: lead into the fourth quarter, but Seattle's defense shut him down.
- 35:23Speaker 4: Jason Myers kicks a go ahead field goal of less
- 35:25Speaker 4: than twenty five seconds left, and then Leonard Williams seals
- 35:29Speaker 4: it with a sack on Drake May.
- 35:31Speaker 2: So that's that run.
- 35:34Speaker 4: The simulation has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner four
- 35:37Speaker 4: of the past five years, including the Eagles win over
- 35:40Speaker 4: the Chiefs. That's cool, which was also not very interesting.
- 35:45Speaker 9: Memory serves you're gonna sit down and watch it though,
- 35:47Speaker 9: at least of.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Course, of course, no matter how boring.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm you know, I'm not really all that interested
- 35:56Speaker 4: in the commercials, although I keep seeing a bunch of
- 35:59Speaker 4: things like the one. I see a lot of people
- 36:01Speaker 4: talking about is the Jurassic Park one, because you know
- 36:03Speaker 4: how people talk about home alone. They couldn't make home
- 36:07Speaker 4: alone now because it would just be Kevin texting his mom, gone, hey,
- 36:11Speaker 4: where'd you guys go? And they would have turned the
- 36:12Speaker 4: van around and picked him back up and he would
- 36:15Speaker 4: have made the trip. Yeah, no big deal. Same kind
- 36:17Speaker 4: of thing with Jurassic Parks. Like if Jurassic Park, you
- 36:20Speaker 4: know how they got in the vehicles for the tour,
- 36:24Speaker 4: you know, and then yeah, and then everything went hay wire,
- 36:27Speaker 4: like they could have just fixed it right there from
- 36:29Speaker 4: inside the vehicle with whatever the technology company or whatever
- 36:32Speaker 4: it is. It's Sam Neil their back, gold Bloom is
- 36:39Speaker 4: back for that one.
- 36:40Speaker 9: I've been able to avoid all like I hear about
- 36:44Speaker 9: them and I'll see you like a screenshot, but I
- 36:45Speaker 9: have not watched them.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't heard. I haven't. I haven't clicked on
- 36:49Speaker 4: a lot of stuff that talks about it, because that's
- 36:52Speaker 4: part of it.
- 36:52Speaker 9: I know, there's like a Benson Boone one out there.
- 36:54Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Uh so I'm gonna give you a classic advertising slogan, okay,
- 37:00Speaker 4: and we'll see write it down like don't just don't
- 37:03Speaker 4: just yell it out and let's see if you can
- 37:05Speaker 4: come up with them. Some are easier than others. I
- 37:08Speaker 4: was watching a report because I forget how much there's
- 37:11Speaker 4: they're charging just a thirty second ad for this year's
- 37:14Speaker 4: Super rule But it's like ten million dollars or twenty
- 37:17Speaker 4: million dollars or thirty million something.
- 37:19Speaker 9: Crazy, So we're only going to run like two for
- 37:21Speaker 9: the Woody Show.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Correct, correct? But you know who Gary Vaynerchuk is. Gary V.
- 37:27Speaker 4: He was making an argument that it doesn't matter how
- 37:29Speaker 4: much that Super Bowl ad is. It's worth every penny
- 37:32Speaker 4: just because the amount of attention it gets. Yeah, like
- 37:35Speaker 4: you can run and add on something else it's a
- 37:37Speaker 4: high or rated thing, but it doesn't get the attention
- 37:41Speaker 4: that running an ad during the Super Bowl does, And
- 37:44Speaker 4: so it's worth even though it's crazy. You think thirty seconds,
- 37:47Speaker 4: you know, tens of millions of dollars. Yeah, it's a
- 37:50Speaker 4: math math right from a from a branding stampoge as.
- 37:53Speaker 2: I just wonder how much sales they actually get from like, oh,
- 37:55Speaker 2: I should try to ridos, you know, Like I just
- 37:57Speaker 2: I just wonder what the return is.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, the way that Gary explained it, not is
- 38:02Speaker 4: it just like ringing the cash register. It's you know,
- 38:05Speaker 4: the brand familiarity. Yeah right, it's just how much exposure
- 38:09Speaker 4: and and people's attention is the most valuable thing right
- 38:12Speaker 4: now because there's so much pulling out your attention from
- 38:15Speaker 4: every which direction. All right, So I'll give you a
- 38:18Speaker 4: classic advertising slogan. Write it down, and we'll see how
- 38:21Speaker 4: well you guys do. Don't leave home without it. Oh,
- 38:25Speaker 4: don't leave home without it. Now some of these slogans,
- 38:30Speaker 4: some of them to you, probably some of them, but
- 38:34Speaker 4: just to see, like how successful you know they have
- 38:36Speaker 4: they stuck with you. Don't leave home without it?
- 38:40Speaker 7: All right?
- 38:42Speaker 4: Number two, where's the beef? We recently talked about this,
- 38:46Speaker 4: so it's kind of a cheater. Where's the beef? Number three?
- 38:53Speaker 4: Think different?
- 38:55Speaker 2: Oh?
- 38:57Speaker 4: Think different? Okay?
- 39:01Speaker 5: All right?
- 39:03Speaker 4: Uh, Breakfast of Champions is number four?
- 39:07Speaker 2: Okay, mm hmm.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Number five The best man can get, uh huh, have
- 39:19Speaker 4: it your way is number six. Well, and I'll give
- 39:24Speaker 4: you I'll give you a second to kind of go
- 39:26Speaker 4: back over these in a second. We'll just go through,
- 39:27Speaker 4: all right, the Few, the proud, the what m so,
- 39:35Speaker 4: what is the blank that you got to fill in?
- 39:38Speaker 4: The Few, the proud, the what number eight, when you
- 39:43Speaker 4: care enough to send the very best.
- 39:48Speaker 2: When you care enough to send the very best, brain.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Right, because they're they're familiar. All right. Let's see, how
- 40:00Speaker 4: about good to the last drop, Good to the last drop.
- 40:05Speaker 4: That's number nine, and all right, double your pleasure, double
- 40:14Speaker 4: your fun.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Yeah, oh man, I know this one. What the heck?
- 40:19Speaker 4: And then a bonus taste great less filling. Everybody's got
- 40:25Speaker 4: their their texter shutdown, right, no cheating, no cheating, all right,
- 40:30Speaker 4: So I'll go back over them. Number one, don't leave
- 40:34Speaker 4: home without it? Number two, where's the beef? Number three?
- 40:40Speaker 4: Think different? Number four, Breakfast of champions. Number five, the
- 40:47Speaker 4: best a man can get. Number six, Have it your way?
- 40:54Speaker 4: Number seven, the few, the proud, the blank? What is that?
- 41:01Speaker 4: Number eight? When you care enough to send the very best?
- 41:06Speaker 4: Number nine, Good to the last drop? Number ten, Double
- 41:12Speaker 4: your pleasure, double your fun. And then the bonus tastes
- 41:18Speaker 4: great less filling. Let's go taste great less filling. All right,
- 41:21Speaker 4: So everybody right down their answer seem confident. Well, I'm
- 41:26Speaker 4: so out of ten, how many do you think you got?
- 41:29Speaker 2: I think I got nine?
- 41:31Speaker 4: All right? Do you think she got nine out of ten?
- 41:33Speaker 14: Uh?
- 41:34Speaker 4: Morgan?
- 41:35Speaker 16: I think I got six ish six ish plus the
- 41:38Speaker 16: bonus menace?
- 41:40Speaker 9: Uh six or nice six?
- 41:45Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Morgan, I don't mean to
- 41:48Speaker 4: do that. Pick I guess and then uh, Sammy, I
- 41:55Speaker 4: got like five five? Yeah, all right, don't leave home
- 42:00Speaker 4: without it belongs to what company? On account of three,
- 42:04Speaker 4: everybody say their answer one, two, three American expresses the answer.
- 42:12Speaker 4: It's not trying to Gum's got it, and Gina got
- 42:15Speaker 4: all right. Number two. I'll go down the line on
- 42:18Speaker 4: this one again. This is kind of a cheater, a repeater.
- 42:22Speaker 4: Where's the Beefy's Wendy's. I put Wendy's, Wendy's, Wendy's Wendy
- 42:27Speaker 4: everybody gets.
- 42:29Speaker 9: I know, we just talked about it, and that's when
- 42:31Speaker 9: I first learned about it, because I always thought it
- 42:33Speaker 9: was like a chili brand or something.
- 42:35Speaker 4: Where's the beef? Number three? Think different?
- 42:39Speaker 2: This is the one. I don't think I got Apple.
- 42:41Speaker 16: I was gonna say Macintosh, ibm, Apple, Google the answer
- 42:46Speaker 16: is Apple, because.
- 42:50Speaker 4: Then you threw IBM and that's completely different.
- 42:52Speaker 2: That is really impressive though even it was all.
- 42:56Speaker 4: Right, so I got that. I forget what man my
- 42:59Speaker 4: my mom worked for IBM, and there is right, Yeah,
- 43:03Speaker 4: and I think that.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Was just think that apple playing off of that.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Yeah, so because you think different.
- 43:13Speaker 9: Point IBM.
- 43:15Speaker 4: Alright. So Gina got that one. Menace got that one
- 43:21Speaker 4: that would say, all right. Number four, Breakfast of championses
- 43:27Speaker 4: weedieses Wheedies. Everybody got that one, all right? That was
- 43:30Speaker 4: that was an easy one. Shout out Bruce Jenner, the
- 43:33Speaker 4: best a man can get, Morgan.
- 43:35Speaker 6: Gelllette shave, Gillette, armanhammer to let the.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Best American get.
- 43:41Speaker 4: You are from Massachusetts, your quote team plays at Gillette Stadium,
- 43:46Speaker 4: but it was.
- 43:48Speaker 6: It was Foxboro Stadium when I was there. How what
- 43:51Speaker 6: I don't know the slogan of Gellette.
- 43:53Speaker 4: All right, Jesus all right, Menace, MORGHI and Gina got
- 43:58Speaker 4: that one.
- 43:59Speaker 6: Oh, we all better know the next one. Have it
- 44:02Speaker 6: your way, have it your way Burger King, Yeah, Burger King.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Oh I whiffed, I put Subway.
- 44:09Speaker 6: I put McDonald's.
- 44:10Speaker 4: The answer is Burger King. So Morgan and Gina got
- 44:15Speaker 4: that one. Number seven. Classic advertising slogans the few, the proud,
- 44:22Speaker 4: the community, community for community, the minutes, the few, the proud, the.
- 44:29Speaker 9: I'm gonna be honest, it's Marines but I put Army.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Okay, the proud, the proud boys slash the proud boys
- 44:41Speaker 4: slash Army.
- 44:44Speaker 6: Guess I guess they're both wrong.
- 44:46Speaker 4: All right, Gina, the Marines. The answer is the Marine.
- 44:52Speaker 6: I mean it kind of applies.
- 44:53Speaker 13: No, I like it.
- 44:54Speaker 2: The few boys, the few, the proud, the boys, all right.
- 44:57Speaker 4: Number eight, when you care enough to send the very
- 45:01Speaker 4: best Hallmark? I put F T. D. Flowers, edible arrangements,
- 45:07Speaker 4: edible arrangement. Hallmark is the answer, all right. Number nine,
- 45:16Speaker 4: What is good to the last drop?
- 45:18Speaker 6: Daisy? Cottage cheese?
- 45:22Speaker 4: That is incorrect? Menace?
- 45:24Speaker 2: I put Folgers, Folgers, Folgers, Pepsi, pepsi Folgers.
- 45:29Speaker 4: The answer is Maxwell House coffee.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I forgot that coffee. Make it anything.
- 45:38Speaker 4: It's in the blue tug damn it? Yeah, because Folgers
- 45:43Speaker 4: is the red the red container. Maxwell House is the blue.
- 45:47Speaker 4: The blue.
- 45:48Speaker 2: Joint folders is the best part of waking up.
- 45:53Speaker 4: Number ten, Double your pleasure, double your fun.
- 45:56Speaker 9: Double mint gum, double mint, check jeez.
- 46:02Speaker 4: Gum, doubleman gum is the is the answer. All right.
- 46:05Speaker 4: So how many points does everybody have? After ten? I
- 46:07Speaker 4: have nine six I got four four four all right,
- 46:11Speaker 4: So we we have winter congratulations to Gina Grant. You
- 46:14Speaker 4: killing it.
- 46:15Speaker 2: What about the bonus?
- 46:16Speaker 4: The bonus taste great less filling.
- 46:19Speaker 17: Twinkies, twinkies, Yes, twinkies, Menace, I have a bud light,
- 46:29Speaker 17: bud light.
- 46:30Speaker 16: I have not some kind of like diet yogurt thing,
- 46:32Speaker 16: diet yogurt like Ativa.
- 46:35Speaker 4: Yeah, taste great less filling, bud Light, Miller Lights, Miller Lights.
- 46:42Speaker 4: I knew I was wrong.
- 46:43Speaker 2: It's so funny the two I got wrong. Menace and
- 46:45Speaker 2: I both seem pretty confident that I folders and bud light.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, you're close.
- 46:50Speaker 2: That was fun.
- 46:51Speaker 4: I mean there were some really easy ones.
- 46:53Speaker 13: Just do it.
- 46:54Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's way tweasy. Yeah, which is Morgan's like Nike?
- 46:59Speaker 4: All right? How about a diamond is forever?
- 47:03Speaker 2: Oh uh? Jewels the commercial silhouette, No, that's every kiss.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Beers, Yeah, beers. We try harder. That wone will be tougher.
- 47:16Speaker 4: Battery must travel all the time as finger looking good, easy, colonel,
- 47:24Speaker 4: I'm loving it. McDonald's melts in your mouth, not in
- 47:28Speaker 4: your hands. Bet you can't eat just one? Pringles on
- 47:37Speaker 4: what who said? What lais is the answer? What is
- 47:43Speaker 4: the ultimate driving machine?
- 47:45Speaker 2: Mercedes BMW bmw.
- 47:48Speaker 4: Uh when when when you hear taste the rainbow skittles? Yeah,
- 47:54Speaker 4: and uh, I don't we'll see it menace for you
- 47:57Speaker 4: in particular because you're worth it. Ah, because you're worth it. God,
- 48:03Speaker 4: I know this.
- 48:05Speaker 9: I uh uh KFC, I don't know, because you're worth it.
- 48:11Speaker 4: KFC.
- 48:11Speaker 16: Ladies, it's not mabeling, but that's what I keep thinking of.
- 48:15Speaker 16: It's some kind of makeup thing, right, it's.
- 48:16Speaker 2: A girl thing, girl like like shampoo.
- 48:19Speaker 9: You know, I know the slogan.
- 48:21Speaker 4: You never know it because lai Yeah see, I mean
- 48:28Speaker 4: advertising mostly works.
- 48:30Speaker 6: Is that maybe she's born with yeah right, yeah.
- 48:33Speaker 4: Maybe she's born with it.
- 48:33Speaker 6: Maybe it's plastic surgery.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Show have kids. They said you should, because what do
- 48:43Speaker 4: you what are you gonna do? And you know you're old,
- 48:46Speaker 4: and you know you're just gonna be all loan and
- 48:48Speaker 4: by yourself with all that money, gonna take care of
- 48:51Speaker 4: It's gonna take all memories of all the things you
- 48:54Speaker 4: got to do, uh, to take all that money you
- 48:58Speaker 4: would have spent on kids, put it like in a
- 49:01Speaker 4: you know, just a real, real conservative investment account, and
- 49:05Speaker 4: you'll have all the money you need to take care
- 49:06Speaker 4: of yourself in the world's nicest nursing home where they
- 49:11Speaker 4: feed you tapioca and you know, wash your balls for you.
- 49:14Speaker 4: You don't, you don't need them kids like a spot
- 49:16Speaker 4: have kids, they said. And I've said this before, where
- 49:20Speaker 4: you know, I think it's people that have kids that
- 49:22Speaker 4: want everybody else to be miserable too.
- 49:25Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, yeah, you disguise it as like I
- 49:27Speaker 6: want you to know this type of love.
- 49:29Speaker 4: Yeah, because they see they see it because they see
- 49:33Speaker 4: their friends and stuff who are now, you know, single,
- 49:37Speaker 4: you had kids, and so like your friends are still
- 49:39Speaker 4: out there having that life that you had before. And
- 49:42Speaker 4: you go, oh my god, you should totally do it, Gloria.
- 49:48Speaker 4: It's so you like I'm telling you, like, it's just
- 49:51Speaker 4: you just can't describe the feeling. It's amazing.
- 49:53Speaker 6: And then go, oh my god, Sindy, I totally have kids.
- 49:57Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, have kids, they said, God, yeah, by one
- 50:02Speaker 9: hold out. I told you always my friend who loved
- 50:06Speaker 9: having kids. It has not gone well recently.
- 50:10Speaker 4: One of three young people admit to hitting, kicking, or
- 50:12Speaker 4: throwing objects at their parents at least once between the
- 50:15Speaker 4: ages of eleven, twenty four, and twenty four.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to say, like two and five.
- 50:19Speaker 6: That's kind of old.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Age thirteen is peak risk, with fifteen percent of middle
- 50:24Speaker 4: schoolers reporting parent directed violence in the past year. Yeah,
- 50:28Speaker 4: oh my gosh. When we had to send a story
- 50:30Speaker 4: recently about like some dad kid was in troubles, took
- 50:33Speaker 4: away the what Nintendo switch and then he killed them
- 50:36Speaker 4: to sleep. Yeah, have kids?
- 50:37Speaker 9: They said, yeah, well that's because you can't beat them anymore,
- 50:41Speaker 9: you know, so they don't fear you.
- 50:43Speaker 4: See, that's not true. You can, yeah, but there are rules,
- 50:47Speaker 4: Like there were no rules when we were kids. There
- 50:49Speaker 4: were no rules. They could beat you with anything.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Yeah, go to school, Yeah you can't.
- 50:53Speaker 4: You can't hit a kid with a closed fist. Yeah,
- 50:56Speaker 4: but if I and you can't necessarily and you can't
- 50:59Speaker 4: punch them in the face, but like you can spank them.
- 51:01Speaker 9: Well then at school, yeah, they would get belted too.
- 51:04Speaker 9: You know, they had fear in them.
- 51:06Speaker 4: This is over the air birth control. Guys have kids,
- 51:09Speaker 4: They said, let's go to India for this next one.
- 51:12Speaker 4: Oh right. Three teenage sisters had become obsessed with an
- 51:15Speaker 4: online game and their father denied them access to that game,
- 51:18Speaker 4: so all three jumped off a ninth floor building. Oh god,
- 51:21Speaker 4: sixteen fourteen and twelve. Wo oh, I thought they would
- 51:24Speaker 4: murder him. Dumbasses have kids, they said, they'll bring us
- 51:29Speaker 4: so much joy. This one involves a fun accents that's good.
- 51:34Speaker 4: Teenager in Australia pulled over doing one hundred and seventeen
- 51:38Speaker 4: miles an hour in a sixty mile an hour zone,
- 51:41Speaker 4: which although they measure speed over there, so the police
- 51:45Speaker 4: said that he was going so fast that the license
- 51:47Speaker 4: plate on the car flew off and landed somewhere on
- 51:49Speaker 4: the side of the road. Cool. They did pull him over,
- 51:52Speaker 4: they found it. He's only been driving for two months.
- 51:53Speaker 5: You guys.
- 51:54Speaker 2: Oh, he's an expert.
- 51:55Speaker 4: The cop looked at him, gave him come to Jesus moment,
- 51:58Speaker 4: that warning. I have a little uh audio here from
- 52:01Speaker 4: his conversation with his kid from the body cam fun
- 52:03Speaker 4: accent ahead as.
- 52:05Speaker 18: An hour over the speed limit?
- 52:07Speaker 5: What could go wrong?
- 52:07Speaker 4: You reckon? You're seventeen.
- 52:09Speaker 16: We're going to be calling your parents.
- 52:11Speaker 4: You're seventeen. You got your whole life arehead of you.
- 52:13Speaker 18: I'll probably wake your mum up when you get home
- 52:15Speaker 18: and sit down and talk to her about what happened
- 52:17Speaker 18: to night.
- 52:18Speaker 2: You're traveling at just over fifty one meters a second
- 52:22Speaker 2: at that speed, So you're traveling half a football field
- 52:26Speaker 2: every second.
- 52:27Speaker 18: I'll bet my last dollar that your marm will sitting
- 52:31Speaker 18: there cry when you tell him you're going to not
- 52:34Speaker 18: I'll bet on it. I'm a parent, he's a parent.
- 52:36Speaker 18: I'll guarantee you.
- 52:37Speaker 14: No.
- 52:38Speaker 2: He's done really nice. He cares so much.
- 52:42Speaker 9: I mean, if it was America, he'd be dragged out.
- 52:43Speaker 2: That guy.
- 52:46Speaker 6: In a seconds driving. You're going to jail.
- 52:48Speaker 4: He's driving for two months?
- 52:49Speaker 2: Pretty cool, I mean, you reckon.
- 52:51Speaker 4: It's Australia's pretty much rural everywhere. His license suspended for
- 52:55Speaker 4: six months, three times as long as he's been drinking.
- 52:59Speaker 4: And yeah he was fine. Six hundred dulas oh no,
- 53:02Speaker 4: whatever whatever whatever they say, Yeah, shekels what they call
- 53:06Speaker 4: it chilling dollars? I like what they you know, like
- 53:09Speaker 4: say we say bucks, you know what I mean? Or whatever?
- 53:11Speaker 4: What do they what do they say.
- 53:14Speaker 2: For money?
- 53:15Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 53:16Speaker 2: They call it.
- 53:18Speaker 4: Lobster lobster.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Shrapnel?
- 53:23Speaker 4: No, what's the term for money in Australia? Is that
- 53:26Speaker 4: what you typed in? Yeah?
- 53:27Speaker 2: Aussie slang for money?
- 53:28Speaker 4: Oh slang?
- 53:29Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean they have this Australian dollar.
- 53:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they call it five a piglet.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that's going to cost you a wreck.
- 53:39Speaker 2: Gotta cost you a watermelon.
- 53:40Speaker 9: Yeah, they just call it.
- 53:42Speaker 4: They just call it dollars, bucks or assi. Okay, there
- 53:46Speaker 4: you go. Yeah six, Like they see that. I knew
- 53:49Speaker 4: there were there had to be something like that. Yeah,
- 53:50Speaker 4: and hey have kids, they said, Yeah, it's just.
- 53:54Speaker 2: Gum drop and unicorn filled.
- 53:56Speaker 4: Day after another, somebody said the grand babies are the
- 53:59Speaker 4: real gift.
- 54:00Speaker 2: Well yeah are they?
- 54:01Speaker 15: You know?
- 54:01Speaker 4: But you need to have kids for those yeaheah, push
- 54:04Speaker 4: through worth it. This is from the three to two three.
- 54:06Speaker 4: Here's another one. I love my kids, but being a
- 54:08Speaker 4: parent is a bitch. That's what I've been saying, and
- 54:09Speaker 4: people get mad at me. I love my kids, but
- 54:12Speaker 4: I hate being a parent. The parent's the actual work.
- 54:15Speaker 6: Think that my parents are sad they'll never be grandparents.
- 54:18Speaker 16: Like if that's the goal, right, if grandkids are the
- 54:20Speaker 16: best and you have kids and then they never have kids,
- 54:23Speaker 16: is that like a failure.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Yes, But if she's a good mom, she won't tell you. Oh,
- 54:26Speaker 2: she'd never talk, Okay, because my mom was the same way.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Dude. I never want grandkids, really no, But that's what
- 54:33Speaker 4: it's because I'm going to be on the hook to
- 54:35Speaker 4: babysit these kids the same way that my parents. But
- 54:38Speaker 4: they see they're into it. I can't see myself being
- 54:41Speaker 4: into it. But god, he did this. I'm not interested
- 54:43Speaker 4: in like looking after little kids.
- 54:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that you right away?
- 54:47Speaker 4: Thank God. I can just get in the plane and
- 54:49Speaker 4: go and see you guys later. I told you have fun.
- 54:54Speaker 9: I mean my grandmother was into it though, but I
- 54:56Speaker 9: just grandpa. I lived every summer with my grandmother.
- 54:59Speaker 4: Can you imagine most, probably nine point five percent of
- 55:05Speaker 4: parents look forward to being grandparents. I'm the point five
- 55:09Speaker 4: percent like I. It doesn't sound or look appealing at all.
- 55:12Speaker 2: You get to play with them, buy them something and
- 55:14Speaker 2: send them home. Yeah, go do fun stuff, take them
- 55:16Speaker 2: to a game or something.
- 55:19Speaker 4: It just all comes off his obligation because you're supposed to,
- 55:22Speaker 4: because like, these aren't these aren't even my kids, they're
- 55:25Speaker 4: my grandkids.
- 55:26Speaker 6: Yeah I got these things.
- 55:27Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to watch I don't want to
- 55:29Speaker 4: hang out my own kids.
- 55:30Speaker 9: We're seeing what with young kids, it's just like you've
- 55:33Speaker 9: got to pretend that they're actually entertaining.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not forced, and I don't like pretending it
- 55:38Speaker 2: is exhausting. It's just like imagination, kids.
- 55:40Speaker 8: This is cool.
- 55:41Speaker 4: For like three minutes four one two kids, we kept
- 55:43Speaker 4: hearing take the journey. No one ever said it was
- 55:45Speaker 4: a fun journey.
- 55:46Speaker 2: That's true.
- 55:48Speaker 4: My sixteen year old son, my six year old stepson
- 55:51Speaker 4: has a temper tantrum when we take his phone.
- 55:53Speaker 3: Ew.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're they're in this. One says, yeah, kids,
- 55:57Speaker 4: they're little a holes.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Well, and that's the thing. My guy is ten and
- 56:00Speaker 2: he's still he's awesome. I mean, this kid is easy,
- 56:04Speaker 2: he's fun. I love this kid. But I just I
- 56:06Speaker 2: know it's gonna change. I know, because they can't help it. Right,
- 56:10Speaker 2: it's hormones.
- 56:11Speaker 4: Yeah, eight seven seven four. You're gonna send your thoughts
- 56:14Speaker 4: over on the text over to two two ninety seven.
- 56:16Speaker 4: Would he be acting like it's the fifties. People ain't
- 56:19Speaker 4: be having kids these days? Yeah, newer peoples, fewer people's
- 56:23Speaker 4: be deciding to not having kids, you know. Yeah, see
- 56:29Speaker 4: plenty of babies. And yes, seem to complain a lot
- 56:31Speaker 4: about babies on planes and being in places like restaurants
- 56:33Speaker 4: and things. They're still around. People are still knocking those
- 56:36Speaker 4: things out. It's the sex is just as fun. You know,
- 56:40Speaker 4: dumping it anywhere.
- 56:41Speaker 6: Else inside wrapped up you can do.
- 56:43Speaker 4: Someone say, even more fun because there's no room for consequence.
- 56:47Speaker 4: That's right. More shows next day. Going back to something
- 56:54Speaker 4: earlier in the hour, we were talking about Super Bowl stuff,
- 56:58Speaker 4: Madden doing their simulations for the game, which they said
- 57:01Speaker 4: was gonna be twenty three twenty Seahawks, and then we
- 57:05Speaker 4: started talking about some of the Super Bowl commercials. You know,
- 57:09Speaker 4: do you remember a lot of these classic advertising slogans
- 57:12Speaker 4: from yesteryear? And even though a lot of those, I
- 57:17Speaker 4: feel a lot of those were very simple and like
- 57:20Speaker 4: jin had said, you hear it and you're like, oh,
- 57:22Speaker 4: I know that. One people very disappointed themselves. Now one
- 57:27Speaker 4: person said they smoked and did a great jobson who
- 57:30Speaker 4: only got one right? All ten including the bonus five
- 57:35Speaker 4: years old. I thought good to the Last Drop would
- 57:37Speaker 4: be your mom.
- 57:40Speaker 9: It could apply.
- 57:43Speaker 4: What was Morgan drinking Good to the last drop? Cottage
- 57:47Speaker 4: cheese taste great less feeling. You'll play yogurt, I.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Thank you, Yeah, activity you're right.
- 57:56Speaker 4: I'll give you. I'll give you a couple more. Just
- 57:58Speaker 4: yell out, yell out to your name if you want
- 58:00Speaker 4: to buzz in. Okay, think outside the bun.
- 58:03Speaker 2: Oh, Gina, Gina, uh.
- 58:05Speaker 7: Oh, you do that.
- 58:08Speaker 4: You cheat, you cheat, you buzz in and then you
- 58:10Speaker 4: wait so long. That's not the way it works, you know.
- 58:13Speaker 2: I second guess myself.
- 58:14Speaker 16: Everybody else, think outside the bun, Morgan, Morgan, jack in
- 58:18Speaker 16: the box, that would make sense.
- 58:21Speaker 2: Taco Bell, Yeah, hoping I could jump back in on that, dude,
- 58:24Speaker 2: I don't even recognize that on what Yeah, it was
- 58:26Speaker 2: after make a run for the border.
- 58:28Speaker 4: Yeah, reach out and touch someone. Menace at and t
- 58:32Speaker 4: at and t all right. How about the quicker picker
- 58:37Speaker 4: upper Sammy Sammy swiffer incorrect.
- 58:41Speaker 2: I thought that's what it was to.
- 58:43Speaker 4: The quicker Picker upper Menace, Menace bounty, bounty strong enough
- 58:49Speaker 4: for a man, made for a woman, Menace secret secret. Yeah,
- 58:54Speaker 4: why does Menace know that? Because Menace has been uh secret.
- 58:58Speaker 4: He has been a supporter of using women's deodorant as
- 59:01Speaker 4: long as I've known him. Uses women's the odorant.
- 59:03Speaker 9: Feel my skin, you see, yeah, like men's the odorant's
- 59:06Speaker 9: like sticky. Also, I uh my, I've lived with my
- 59:10Speaker 9: mom since I was six years old, and that's all
- 59:12Speaker 9: she had, So I guess my skin has like yeah
- 59:16Speaker 9: for it because I'm.
- 59:18Speaker 4: Us, Yeah, I know it's cute. I love it smells better,
- 59:22Speaker 4: It's everywhere you want to be.
- 59:25Speaker 9: Man, oh mena menace, Visa via.
- 59:30Speaker 12: Fire, the uncola, the Morgan Morgan, Pepsi Pepsi cola, Gina.
- 59:39Speaker 4: Gina incorrect, the uncola god three two can't remember? One?
- 59:46Speaker 4: Seven up cola? Who's that guy?
- 59:50Speaker 2: Orlando Jones?
- 59:51Speaker 4: No before Orlando Jones, even the Uncola? I forget what
- 59:55Speaker 4: he was in? Man, damn?
- 59:56Speaker 2: What was his name?
- 59:58Speaker 14: Uh?
- 59:59Speaker 4: How about this one?
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: Is it in you?
- 1:00:03Speaker 14: Oh?
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: Crap, I know this?
- 1:00:04Speaker 15: Uh?
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Morgan under incorrect?
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: Is it in you?
- 1:00:10Speaker 9: Do you want to get under armour? A shout out?
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: So bad?
- 1:00:13Speaker 9: I do?
- 1:00:13Speaker 6: Apparently?
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: Three two one the answer is gatorade.
- 1:00:21Speaker 11: The Uncola guy, Jeffrey Holder.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: This is like from the eighties. Is that the guy?
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: Is he wearing like a tan suit with a hat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: I remember. I just remember that.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: And he was in was it Anne?
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: That's it.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: He was the guy.
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: He was like the Butler dude. He was the Jab.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: He was in Boomerang with Eddie Murphy.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: And Martin laure I was thinking of the poon Jabs Manny. Yeah,
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: of course First of all, poon jab right, is it in?
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: You give you one more fly? The Friendly Skies, Ga,
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: Gina Delta, Incorrect Morgan Virgin.
- 1:01:02Speaker 9: Mens, American United Frontier.
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: Show, and right into another New hour insensitivity training for
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: a politically correct world. What he menace by? We got
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's here, She grad is here,
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: and she's got the trending news headlines.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Well, it's now day five in the search for Today
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Show host Savannah Guthrie's mother, Nancy. Savannah and her siblings
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: released a three minute long video pleading with the kidnappers
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: to give them proof of life and bring their mom back.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: We have some audio.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: Yeah, man, the the brother was sitting there, and then
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: you had the the other sister and then Savannah is
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: you know, just reading this statement and it's like, man,
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: when when this first happened, it didn't seem like who
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: would want to kidnap Savannah Guthrie's mom, But Arry Random,
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: it's looking more and more than that's exactly what happened.
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: I'm telling you, dumb ass meth heads. Yeah, I mean,
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: I guess so, we too.
- 1:02:09Speaker 7: Have heard the reports about a ransom letter in the media.
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: We are ready to talk.
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: However, we live in a world where voices and images
- 1:02:19Speaker 7: are easily manipulated. We need to know without a doubt
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: that she is alive and that you have her. We
- 1:02:27Speaker 7: want to hear from you, and we are ready to listen.
- 1:02:31Speaker 7: Please reach out to us.
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: Yeah, the one sister. The sister is like a spitting
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: image of the mom.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she doesn't like her. And that is the
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: big concern, is that with deep fake videos ai to
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: us that these proof of light videos may not be real.
- 1:02:45Speaker 9: Well, also, yeah, I think all this bitcoin stuff is
- 1:02:48Speaker 9: that's just all scammers. I really think that's like legit
- 1:02:52Speaker 9: and they're sending it to like news outlets and things
- 1:02:55Speaker 9: like that.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: And I mean, not only is there obviously a special
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: place in hell for somebody would napped somebody's mother, but
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: a very special place in hell for copycats trying to changing.
- 1:03:06Speaker 9: How do you sleep in that?
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: Well, meanwhile, authority, yeah, they still have really nothing to
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: go on say that. No suspect or even a purson
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: of interest has been ideed, even though there were reports
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: that the son in law could have been involved, and
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: now even President Trump says he's directing all federal law
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: enforcement to be at the Guthries family's disposal, and according
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: to a Tucson newspaper, authorities say they still believe Nancy
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Guthrie is alive and they do intend to bring her home.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Oh Ryan Ruth, who was the attempted assassin of President Trump.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: He was officially sentenced yesterday. Ruth had snuck onto Trump's
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: International Golf Club in Florida and hid in the bushes
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: with a military grade rifle. When he pointed the gun
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: at Trump, a Secret Service agent saw him fired back
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: in Ruth's direction and caused him to flee and get
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: himself caught and arrested. Later, and before the judge handed
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: down the sentence, she said that Ruth was an evil
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: man and had no regrets or remorse for his victims.
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: So when people get so worked up about politics or
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: just something silly in general, politics aside, and you know,
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: you think about how these people do these dumb things,
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: like are you do you care that much that now
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: you're you're willing to go to prison for the rest
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: of your life because of a risk going to prison
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: at all, because you know, over something so stupid.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: I think it's two things. I think they so believe
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: in whatever their cause, is and then it's like, well,
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: maybe it'll make me famous, maybe it'll make my life
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: mean something.
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: I think there are people like that that just don't
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: think that much of the I think they'll.
- 1:04:28Speaker 9: Be a hero yeaaha, going to change the landscape of
- 1:04:32Speaker 9: how Americas be.
- 1:04:34Speaker 6: Yeah, and they're wasting their life.
- 1:04:36Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I still don't get how you get into that with
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: a rifle. But I wasn't there. And he's sentenced to
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: life in prison with an additional seven years on top
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: of that. And Bill Gates has finally responded after his
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: name was dropped in the latest Badge of Epstein files. Now,
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Gates is denying all the accusations made in the documents
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: and says he didn't do anything wrong. He added that
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: he was foolish to have spent any time around Epstein
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: and added that their interactions were limited to a few
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: dinners years ago. He also claims that he never went
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: to Epstein's island or took part in anything inappropriate. Gates
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: lawyer says the claims are absolutely absurd, completely false, and
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: that the only thing these documents demonstrate is Epstein's frustration
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: that he did not have an ongoing relationship with Gates
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: and the lengths he would go to try and trap
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: and defame him.
- 1:05:22Speaker 9: Now, guys, I'm going to something wild out there. I
- 1:05:26Speaker 9: kind of believe Bill Gates, and I'll tell you why.
- 1:05:29Speaker 9: Because of these latest files. Bill Gates is part of Microsoft.
- 1:05:34Speaker 9: Who owns Microsoft? I mean Microsoft has dates?
- 1:05:37Speaker 14: No?
- 1:05:37Speaker 9: No, no, I mean what does Microsoft own?
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Xbox?
- 1:05:41Speaker 9: In the files, it showed that Epstein was kicked off
- 1:05:45Speaker 9: Xbox for harassing people.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: Yeah, so Jeffrey Epstein was kicked off Xbox.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: Like a teenager playing Xbox.
- 1:05:54Speaker 9: Yeah, so he's like harassing people on Xbox all and stuff.
- 1:05:56Speaker 9: So if I'm super tight with Bill Gates, I think
- 1:05:59Speaker 9: I can make it call to get back on Xbox.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:06:02Speaker 6: Maybe he made that call after he got that email.
- 1:06:04Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know, but I think, like the whole
- 1:06:08Speaker 9: Xbox things, like, Okay, maybe Bill Gates is telling the
- 1:06:11Speaker 9: truth on this one.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: Stay on this rabbit hole, give us more because I'm
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: not uninterested in this theory.
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it just sucks because you know, think about
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: all the interactions you have within a day. It could
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: be somebody at the grocery store could be but like
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: not everybody who had an interaction with Jeffrey Epstein is
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: involved in the Jeffrey Epstein stuff that everybody wants to
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: know about.
- 1:06:31Speaker 9: Yeah right, yeah, well, look at famous people, like we
- 1:06:34Speaker 9: see it all time at events. How many people, how
- 1:06:37Speaker 9: many famous people take photos with just random people all
- 1:06:41Speaker 9: day long?
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: Right, yeah, but it does suck if you did have
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: one of those interactions that were just completely innocuous or whatever. Well,
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: and it's like, oh, well, there's a picture of Morgan
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: with Jeffrey Epstein having a great time.
- 1:06:57Speaker 9: Would put that on her profile?
- 1:06:58Speaker 6: Dead, I have gotten to a ditty party.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: I'll tell you who was the was the NFL player
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: we were just talking about. It was like, yeah, my
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: broker tried to sell me a plane. I never met
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: the guy. Yeah. Well, the official opening ceremony takes place
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: tomorrow for the Olympics, but some of the competition has
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: already started, like Woody's favorite curling, alpine skiing, and some
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: louge events, and the games are off to a strong
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: start for well, not very strong start for curling, actually
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: kind of a rough start. Within five minutes of the
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: first match, the lights in the arena started to dim
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: and flicker, leading to a pause in the play.
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: Isn't the same arena. They they didn't know they were
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: gonna have it done in time. Remember, like, yeah, there
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: was something about hockey, possibly the NHL saying we don't know.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: If we don't know, we're going to be able to
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: send players.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Well they didn't get Yeah, they didn't get the lights
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: fixed because then less than a minute.
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: Later, I'm assuming question probably probably.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all the power in the building went out.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: And well, in Italy, construction takes forever.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And in other Olympic news, new measures are
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: in place after a crotch enlarging scandal rocked the ski
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: jumping world at the twenty twenty five World Championship. So
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: the Norwegian team got caught adding extra fabric to the
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: suits worn by their top two male athletes.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: Would you do.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why.
- 1:08:18Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: Doing this creates more surface area, so the athletes can
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: actually catch more air and glide longer and farther and
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: add more heat to their jump.
- 1:08:27Speaker 8: Wow.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: So to prevent any cheating at the Olympics, each athlete
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: will have to have tamper proof microchips in their suit
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: and three D scanning technology blue measure.
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: If you have a huge bulge, you'll fly further the accurdynamic.
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: They wanted the bulgs, and then it just happened to
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: help them.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: Yes, but here's the thing. They've also reported that athletes
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: are using other methods. Now, greg should probably tune in
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: for this to increase their crotch size, like injecting hyaluronic
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: acid into their general.
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: General imagine that badly.
- 1:08:59Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you could.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: They said you could also fill your pants with modeling
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: clay if that's more your speed.
- 1:09:03Speaker 6: If you ain't, you ain't trying.
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: What's of guys who got busted in the fishing competitions?
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're putting weights. Yeah, they're putting weights in
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: the fish rocky. Yeah, just put clay on your pants.
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: It works till it doesn't work well.
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: Finally, tonight is the NFL Honors ceremony where we'll find
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: out who wins the MVP Award. Sunday, of course, the
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: big game. Patriots QB Drake May seems to feel his
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: injured shoulder is one hundred percent ready to go.
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: He was a one hundred percent participant in practice yesterday. Sammy,
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: you'll be happy to know eight. Yeah, he'll be perfectly
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: healthy to get crushed on Sunday.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: No, you know who else is ready for the game.
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: I like that kid, though I like Drake May. There's
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: something about him. I don't know. It just seems it
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: seems normal. It doesn't seem like a douche yet.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: Yeah yet.
- 1:09:45Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 1:09:45Speaker 19: Uh.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: The Patriots head coach Sammy who's that, Mike Frable, Yeah,
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: he's ready to a couple of years ago, when he
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: was coaching the Titans, he had a quote go viral
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: saying he would chop off his penis if it meant
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: winning a Super Bowl. Damn Well, the Titans never got
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: to that big game. But he's back and he's doubled
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: down on that quote kind of. He now says he'd
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: be willing to cut his wiener, just not all of
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: it off. He said he'll leave his wife six inches
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: Yeah, you will joke that after.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: You've been married for twenty years, you really don't need
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: as much wiener as.
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: You isn't six inches? That's an inch more than the
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: average penis size. Yeah, yeah, some in huh half inch,
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: it's a half inch more. Yeah. I remember hearing that
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: the the average wiener erect yeah, is about the length
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: of an iPhone.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: So that's like age yeah, five points.
- 1:10:34Speaker 9: Yeah, I have the max.
- 1:10:38Speaker 20: I.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: Actually you know what this?
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: This is some girl math. I was trying to measure
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: the height of a shelf last night and I couldn't
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: find the tape measure, so I googled how how many
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: inches is the average iPhone? And then he did, like
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: what smart two, three all across the shelf just to see.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: So it's in case you wanning it's five.
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: You know, you can download an app and you can
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: just take a picture. It'll tell you how it's like
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: a digital like just using vision. Yeah, in your iPhone too?
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: Also true?
- 1:11:07Speaker 9: Right, well yeah all the time.
- 1:11:11Speaker 11: By the way, average erect penis size five point one
- 1:11:15Speaker 11: six inches.
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: Five inches erect. So he's gonna leave her six Yeah.
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: He's quite a guy, huh.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: And just in case you're wondering what it would cost
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: you to go to the Super Bowl, as of this morning,
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: resale sites show just to get in the building tickets
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: at six thousand, and a lot of those climbing past
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: twenty thousand for the premium views and the VIP packages.
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: And one last super Bowl note here, they announced that
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: John bon Jovi will introduce the players on the New
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: England Patriots ahead of the game. Yep, and you're the
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: guy from New Jersey, and then you get Chris Pratt
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: for Seattle. And that's what's going on with.
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Gina grad More what he shows next?
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: Hang out, I'll be right back the Woody Show. A
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: little follow up. What's something you thought was gonna be
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: amazing but turned out to be horrible? I will submit
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: the automatic hot towel dispenser A rat was quick, dude.
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: So after the show we talked about it. I went home, like,
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: you know what, how do you even set it up yet?
- 1:12:23Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: And I set it up, plugged it in, put the
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: water in there, put the little uh, you know, loaded
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: up with the you know, the towels and stuff. Uh,
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: plugged it in and said, you say, I got to
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: wait about you know, ten to fifteen minutes for you know,
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: the water to come. The temperature, now it got to
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: after twenty four hours of being plugged in, it got
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: to fifty degrees celsius. Now for the thing to work,
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: for it to be operational, it has to get to
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: fifty five degrees celsius.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: Now.
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: I went on to I went onto Amazon and I
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: looked at the reviews. Remember, I told was like, oh man,
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: it seem doesn't have great reviews. What are the reviews say?
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: After having it plugged in for hours? The hottest mind
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: got you was forty nine degrees.
- 1:13:03Speaker 9: It seems to be too cold.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: Yes, the household is too cold for the appliance that
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: plugs in. Yeah, that would be the same if the
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: toaster doesn't work as the.
- 1:13:12Speaker 9: House is too cold? Is so cold?
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: Right?
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it has nothing to do with it. But no, no,
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: it just it's it's cheap Chinese garbage. The idea is
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: really cool, but it won't even it won't dispense the
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: towel until it hits fifty five degrees celsius. Now, my
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: my my wife called over to Amazon, you know for
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: the return you know process. They said just keep it. Yeah, action,
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: and they refunded us the money. Cool, but said just
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: to keep it so that things going in the garbage now.
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: But here's here's here's the thing, you guys. My wife
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: has another one arriving to the house in just a
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: day or two, and we'll see if that one works.
- 1:13:59Speaker 9: Is it different model?
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: Let me let me tell you what happened. My wife
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: remembered hearing something about a hot towel dispenser, and she
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: went on Amazon and ordered one. The person she heard
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: it from was me, and so she ordered a second
- 1:14:17Speaker 4: one when we already had one. So it's on its
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: way to the house right now, know you ordered one
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: or you were just talking about the reason she heard
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: about it was through me. Now, the reason I told
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: her about it is because she saw this order for
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: a hot towel dispenser and goes, I didn't order that.
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: So she goes, did you order this? And I go, yeah,
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: check out the video. And I showed her the video
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: that I showed you guys. Yeah, and then she's like,
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: that's dumb, but yeah, okay. Anyway, A couple days later,
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: she remembers hot towel dispenser. I remember hearing about that,
- 1:14:51Speaker 4: she sees the video she ordered one forgetting that she
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: heard about it from me.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something she and I would both.
- 1:15:01Speaker 6: So are you going to try the second one?
- 1:15:03Speaker 8: Yes?
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: Why not?
- 1:15:05Speaker 9: Maybe you got a bad one?
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll try the one bad one. We'll try the second.
- 1:15:09Speaker 6: There were some good reviews on it, like it worked
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: for something.
- 1:15:13Speaker 16: I believe that the influencers yeah, are warmer and once again,
- 1:15:17Speaker 16: trying the summer once again, hot water and wash cloth
- 1:15:20Speaker 16: would work just as well.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: It's for the influencers who and I made a comment
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: on every every every video that I've seen now with
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: this hot towel dispenser, I'm like, doesn't work as it
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: got one, doesn't work as the reviews say. It gets
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: to about forty nine degrees celsius and then just quits.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: Well, don't the influencers have to disclose that, like this
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: was given free for review or.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: Don't they I don't really see anybody doing that.
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: Well, did you write a review on Amazon?
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: Of course?
- 1:15:47Speaker 7: No?
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: Amazon?
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I mean because after having it plugged in
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: for a full twenty four hours and I got to
- 1:15:55Speaker 4: fifty degrees celsia's a video did pop up and I
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: just left me there, and I'm like, wait, does that
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: have a thermometer on it and tells you how hot
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: the water is? Or do you have no? Yeah, I
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: got to bring my own thermometer. Yeah, and then I
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: gotta tell it, oh no, no, you're a fifty five
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: degrees celsius now, so now you can operate? No, it
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: doesn't and there's no contact information on the there's no
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: contact information on the on the instruction manual that comes
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: with the thing, because the one side is in English
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: and the other side is in straight you know, Chinese.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: And this wasn't free, This was like what ad And
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: it's so cheap you're just gonna they just don't even
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: want you to send it back.
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: But the thing itself, it doesn't look awful, No, like
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: it looks like you're at a spa. Yeah, it doesn't.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: It doesn't look up. It doesn't take up a ton
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: of room. It'd be great if it worked the way
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: it was supposed to work, it'd be great. But wait,
- 1:16:51Speaker 4: what a man? I thought it was gonna be amazing,
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: turn out to be horrible. Dumbest impulse by I've made
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: in recent history. Well up, and my wife ordered a
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: second one forgetting it. She heard about it from me
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: a household that already had one on the way. That's weird.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Although I think you did an impulse by recently. That's
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: awesome that I know. Oh yeah, can we not tell
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: you much about this so it's so awesome.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: Right before Christmas, Gina was telling my wife about how
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: her and Andy were looking to buy a bike for
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: their steps for Christmas. It's gonna be Christmas gift. Yo,
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: don't buy a bike. My son hasn't ridden his bike
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: in forever, and he stopped riding. He gave up on bikes.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: Not long after he had just gotten a newer one.
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: So this is like a Trek Mountain bike, mint condition.
- 1:17:46Speaker 18: This thing.
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: Now, I had a flat tire, but my wife went
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: and took it to the bike shop, got a new
- 1:17:50Speaker 4: tire put on it and had it all cleaned up,
- 1:17:52Speaker 4: and we just gave it to Gina and Andy for
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: their step son.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: Big Christmas was.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: And he got it and he got it for Christmas
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: and he loves it. And he's outside he's riding bikes
- 1:18:04Speaker 4: all the time with the neighborhood kids. Yeah, never lived
- 1:18:06Speaker 4: in a neighborhood where he you do that with kids
- 1:18:08Speaker 4: and now they have this house or you know, he's
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: living his best life.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: All he cares about is when can I get all
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: my bike? And now I found the other day there
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: was a bunch of kids riding around on the street.
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: And it turns out my kid formed a biker gang.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: And the only way you could get in was if
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: you did what he considers a wheelie and like oh
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: end quote burning rubber, burning.
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: Rubber and.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: M and so these little girls and all these boys
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: are doing, you know, doing this. But some of them
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: didn't get in, but most of them did.
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: So they have a they have a a bike crop.
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: They have a bicycle club.
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: They started a club gang.
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: And you have to be able to do the wheelie,
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: jump a curb and quote burn rubber in order to
- 1:18:48Speaker 4: get into it. And they came up with a name. Yeah,
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: I heard about this. They came up with a name
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: for the bicycle club.
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: It's called the Puking Scorpions.
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: Okay, so it's like you have an MC would come up,
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: you get a So so this is exactly how the
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: conversation went. That's funny you said that. So I said,
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: you know, you got to get for all these kids.
- 1:19:06Speaker 4: You got to get them some vests. You gotta have
- 1:19:08Speaker 4: a patch on the back that says Puking Scorpions and
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: the whole thing. You gotta you get in there. There'll
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: be a motorcycle clubs are MC's right, So you had
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: to It's the Puking Scorpion BC bicycle Club, right right,
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: all right, laugh and blah blah blah blah blah. So
- 1:19:21Speaker 4: of course, now I'm sitting on the couch and I'm
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: just kind of half fast watching TV and I remember
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: seeing like, oh dude, there's a there's a place that
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: has been hit me up there. They're trying to get
- 1:19:30Speaker 4: us to do. What do you show patches? Custom wood?
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: You show patches, Yeah, just just like regularly you could
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: do a patch, but a custom patch, right, it could
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: be it could be anything.
- 1:19:42Speaker 6: Yeah, they're pretty popular right now.
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: So of course I got a chat GPT and I
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: I punch in there all the directions that I need
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: for coming up with a logo for a bicycle club
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: called the Puking Scorpions, and it spits out this really
- 1:19:56Speaker 4: cool looking logo, and so I went on that custom
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: patch website and so arriving at my house on Monday,
- 1:20:05Speaker 4: are these custom patches for the Puking Scorpion. And here's
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: the here's the proof that they sent over. So this
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: they made one, and it's embroidered. It's really it's quality stuff.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: Look at that Wow scorpions and at the bottom it
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: says ride or spew And I made them and you
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: can you can choose all kinds of options. So I
- 1:20:28Speaker 4: did one. So it's an iron on, so you can
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: iron it on, or you can stitch it on if
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: you have a choice. There it's metallic thread.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: Do the kids know about it?
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: They're going to How cool is that?
- 1:20:40Speaker 9: I love this? I'm sure we all love this. What
- 1:20:44Speaker 9: are going to be the vibes from the other parents?
- 1:20:46Speaker 9: Don't care with the puking scorpions.
- 1:20:49Speaker 4: The boys. It's a bunch of boys.
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: There is one girl across the street that their parents
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: are going to be on board. But that's okay. She'll
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: play hide it in a room. This patch rules, and
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: I think this will be like the total thing.
- 1:21:00Speaker 6: Heap, so until they're a you're an honorary member of Yang.
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: Of course they had no choice, he who buys?
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Now will you get on a bike with them one time? Okay?
- 1:21:12Speaker 8: Do it?
- 1:21:13Speaker 6: Really?
- 1:21:13Speaker 9: That was the last time you've been on a bicycle
- 1:21:16Speaker 9: a long time ago.
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: I can't remember. Do you have one?
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: No ride?
- 1:21:20Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: Of course?
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: Are you sure you still?
- 1:21:22Speaker 4: I think that still ride a bike?
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: It's just like riding a bike, dude.
- 1:21:26Speaker 9: I have four bikes and I don't have anybody that
- 1:21:28Speaker 9: ever wants to go on.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: I thought it's so fun.
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: I thought it'd be fun to get an electric bike. Yeah,
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: that'd be kind of cool.
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: But you told me because I steal the kids bike
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: all the time now that you gave them, and you
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: told me that adults aren't supposed to ride bikes.
- 1:21:41Speaker 4: No, because once you hit the age where you can drive,
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: that's where you retire the bike.
- 1:21:45Speaker 9: But yeah, my bikes are just for the neighborhood.
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: Yeah, fresh air.
- 1:21:49Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, you don't ride bikes with Tyler. That seems
- 1:21:52Speaker 6: like something you all want to.
- 1:21:53Speaker 9: I can't get him on the bike a tandem.
- 1:21:56Speaker 11: Ed.
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: I ordered fifteen of these of these patches and they're
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: arriving on Monday, nice and and I'm really uh, I'm
- 1:22:06Speaker 4: really impressed with the company so far. We'll see what
- 1:22:08Speaker 4: happens when when they arrive. I'll wait to see when
- 1:22:11Speaker 4: they arrive, and then I'll give you the name of
- 1:22:12Speaker 4: the company that I used. They're not they're not a sponsor.
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: I paid full price, trust me, especial because I put
- 1:22:19Speaker 4: a rush order on it.
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were doing you a solid Hell no,
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: what's the.
- 1:22:23Speaker 6: Rush for though?
- 1:22:24Speaker 4: Because because I want to strike the irons hot impatience,
- 1:22:29Speaker 4: they changed their name ye gratification. Yeah, so it's like
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: a four inch patch by three and a half wide,
- 1:22:35Speaker 4: and it's like I said, it's it's it's like super
- 1:22:38Speaker 4: high quality embroidered metallic thread the whole thing. It's cool, man.
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: I'll upload the patch on, a picture of it on
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: on Instagram.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Yeah, scorpions, I love a T shirt. Uh, there's been talk.
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh yeah, because now now that we have the
- 1:22:55Speaker 4: logo and stuff, you can do. Yeah, I'll post it.
- 1:22:57Speaker 4: I'll post it on Instagram. Yeah, on our instagrams. You
- 1:23:00Speaker 4: could now, Hello, you know.
- 1:23:03Speaker 6: You're certain gangs in the neighborhood already.
- 1:23:06Speaker 11: You know when you get these patches, are you now
- 1:23:08Speaker 11: going to like sew them onto the clothing to give
- 1:23:10Speaker 11: to the kids.
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: That's a good question. I don't know, haven't figured.
- 1:23:14Speaker 6: I keep them on their bite, but I think.
- 1:23:15Speaker 4: There's no you should put them on something. Again. You
- 1:23:18Speaker 4: can either stitch them on or I got the option
- 1:23:21Speaker 4: for irony.
- 1:23:21Speaker 11: You could also get just a safety pin with it too.
- 1:23:24Speaker 11: That looks pretty cool when you do that, and then
- 1:23:26Speaker 11: whatever you're wearing you can put it on.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: I think that should be a ceremony though, so I'll
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: let you know how it goes.
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: Okay, Soco Sports with the gee Jeff, of course, Yeah, yeah, Oh,
- 1:23:38Speaker 4: what's up, dog? What's going on? Good morning?
- 1:23:40Speaker 13: What do you show?
- 1:23:40Speaker 19: NBA trade deadline is today at twelve noon. More on
- 1:23:43Speaker 19: that in a second. Let's go ahead and start with
- 1:23:44Speaker 19: the Clippers. They lost to the Calves yesterday by thirty
- 1:23:47Speaker 19: three points one twenty four to ninety one, Kawhi Leonard
- 1:23:50Speaker 19: twenty five points in the loss.
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: Now, neither the Calves or the.
- 1:23:53Speaker 19: Clippers had their new players after that hardened trait, so
- 1:23:56Speaker 19: that's probably why the big disparity and the score there.
- 1:23:59Speaker 9: Moving on to the Lakers.
- 1:24:00Speaker 19: They're back on the court tonight at home for the
- 1:24:02Speaker 19: first time in a couple of weeks at Crypto versus
- 1:24:05Speaker 19: the seventy six ers, and a report came out yesterday
- 1:24:08Speaker 19: would He showed that apparently Lucas Camp is a little
- 1:24:11Speaker 19: frustrated because the Lakers haven't done anything to build a
- 1:24:13Speaker 19: championship team around Luca, Lebron and Reeves. Let's see if
- 1:24:18Speaker 19: that motivates Lakers GM Rob Polinka today to make a
- 1:24:22Speaker 19: trade before the twelve noon deadline. Now, speaking of the
- 1:24:25Speaker 19: trade deadline, former Laker Anthony Davis was traded to the
- 1:24:28Speaker 19: Wizards after only one year in Dallas yesterday.
- 1:24:31Speaker 4: Now, he only played twenty nine games in that year
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: with Dallas.
- 1:24:35Speaker 19: That's probably why he got traded, and that's exactly why
- 1:24:38Speaker 19: they call him mister Glass. There's also another big trade yesterday,
- 1:24:41Speaker 19: the Warriors picked up Kristap Porzingis in the NHL.
- 1:24:44Speaker 9: Kings lost to the Kraken.
- 1:24:45Speaker 19: Last night, Kings in Vegas tonight, and then the NHL
- 1:24:48Speaker 19: will take its Olympic breaks starting tomorrow, and finally.
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: This morning, what do you show?
- 1:24:52Speaker 19: As I mentioned a couple seconds ago, Lakers are playing
- 1:24:55Speaker 19: the seventy six ers at home and they're gonna be
- 1:24:56Speaker 19: without their center, Jackson Hayes, who was suspend need for
- 1:25:00Speaker 19: pushing the Wizard's mascot.
- 1:25:02Speaker 9: First time I've ever seen this.
- 1:25:04Speaker 19: I did see the video by the way Wood he show,
- 1:25:06Speaker 19: and the Wizard's mascot was definitely doing too much bouncing around,
- 1:25:10Speaker 19: getting in everybody's face, you know, pregame, So Jackson Hayes
- 1:25:13Speaker 19: gave him a nice little hockey check just to make
- 1:25:15Speaker 19: sure he got out.
- 1:25:16Speaker 4: Of his space. I mean, that's suspended for it. NBA
- 1:25:18Speaker 4: is getting soft man. I'm Jeff G. And that's your
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: so Cal Sports, all right, Jeff G. So Minimate announced
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: that it's the end of an era, you guys. They're
- 1:25:32Speaker 4: discontinuing the frozen canned juices after eighty years that my
- 1:25:39Speaker 4: grandma used to use the the empty containers as cups stand.
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: Oh, that's something that's like depression era stuff.
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: Helly, you know, like the older general you keep everything
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: and reuse everything. Joe Koy and No talks about like,
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: you know, Filipinos using cool containers as.
- 1:25:53Speaker 9: Tupperware and yeah whatever. But yeah, I didn't know that
- 1:25:56Speaker 9: was still around. The only time I look in the
- 1:25:58Speaker 9: frozen food section is pizza and ice cream.
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:26:01Speaker 4: Remember whenever we wanted orange juice, you had to get
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: one of them out of the freezer with the plunger. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: and the PLoP down to the bottom there and you
- 1:26:07Speaker 4: put the water in there. And everybody had that that
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: kind of muted yellow yeah picture yep. Yeah, that had
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: kind of the de pleated top of the little red
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: button thing in the center.
- 1:26:19Speaker 20: Yep.
- 1:26:21Speaker 4: Everybody had the same one we did. Yeah, and you
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: mix it up that you had to wait for the
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: goddamn concentrate.
- 1:26:27Speaker 5: Hu.
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: We had the one with we had the one with
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: the plunger, and it was so it was like churning butter.
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: That's really hard to do.
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we didn't know. It's just the spoon. You
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: try to break it up as because you want you
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: were a kid, you want an orange juice now now? Yeah?
- 1:26:38Speaker 4: I want to now anyway. So they said, uh, you know,
- 1:26:41Speaker 4: the frozen cans just not as popular as they used
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: to be, and they said the shifting consumer preference and
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: they're just focusing on products that better match what customers want.
- 1:26:49Speaker 4: All right, okay, well as far as what they have left,
- 1:26:52Speaker 4: what they have left now is out there and available
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: to everybody. Won last time. So while supplies Lasko, get
- 1:26:56Speaker 4: your frozen concentrate orange juice from minim price because it's
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: not really cheaper to getting no, I guess it just
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: holds longer, right, So if you get it at a
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: good price, you just throw those things in the in
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: the freezer and then you just have orange juice when
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: every need just then water.
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: I mean you're a kid, though, did you ever try
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: to just eat it with a spoon?
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:27:13Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we should do it one last time.
- 1:27:16Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I was about saying, get one for nostalgia,
- 1:27:19Speaker 9: powdered milk and yeah, powdered milk.
- 1:27:23Speaker 4: In today's round of okay terrific, the kitchen of this
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: Olive Garden in Pennsylvania became a crime scene involving one
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: of the chefs. According to the reports, emergency crews arrived
- 1:27:36Speaker 4: at the restaurant, they got some nine to one one
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: calls about a lot of people screaming there was a
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: burn victim. That burn victim turned out to be again
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: one of the chefs. According to nine to one one,
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: he went headfirst into one of the fryars on purpose.
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: He committed suicide this way. That's not okay, that's one
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: way to do it, Okay, terrific, It's a terrible way
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: to do it. Took multiple staff members to stop him,
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: and then he suffered additional self inflicted burns. But it was,
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: you know, all for not. I mean, he died of
- 1:28:10Speaker 4: his injuries shortly after.
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: But the counterpoint, it didn't take multiple staff and members
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: to stop him.
- 1:28:15Speaker 6: They didn't stop him.
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and he would have stopped automatically.
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: True. But both police and the olive Garden they are
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: keeping the details close on this. But the police did
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: confirm that it was it was suicide.
- 1:28:27Speaker 9: Look, I don't want to lose Olive Garden. But you
- 1:28:29Speaker 9: closed down that location.
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: Right, well, you definitely get new fries.
- 1:28:37Speaker 6: Just got to get on the flesh out.
- 1:28:38Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, come on, man, like I understand,
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: like you're at the end of end of your rope.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: Well she should have done that.
- 1:28:48Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, you know, like if you're going
- 1:28:51Speaker 4: to do something like there are that quicker you?
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: This guy definitely wanted to traumatize everyone. Yeah, he obviously
- 1:28:59Speaker 2: hated these people.
- 1:29:00Speaker 9: Take a trip to Sweden.
- 1:29:02Speaker 4: Okay, terrific suicide pot hit us up with the text
- 1:29:08Speaker 4: over to two two nine eighty seven The Woody Show,
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: And as we begin another new hour here on The
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: Woody Show, we turned things over to Sea Bass, who
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: has something for us here the weekend audio.
- 1:29:21Speaker 12: Well, this week still very Coldzi's out there, you guys,
- 1:29:24Speaker 12: ChIL is Chili willers and if you can't, if you
- 1:29:27Speaker 12: get tired of being stucky on the couch, e, this
- 1:29:30Speaker 12: is a guy, Gray Davis, who went outside and he
- 1:29:33Speaker 12: found something for you to do, a cold weather activity,
- 1:29:36Speaker 12: specifically in Florida.
- 1:29:37Speaker 13: Okay, it is currently so cold here in South Florida
- 1:29:40Speaker 13: that iguanas like this one or falling out of the trees.
- 1:29:42Speaker 13: A lot of people will go out and collect them
- 1:29:44Speaker 13: to help control the number in the population. But they
- 1:29:46Speaker 13: do have the nickname Chicken of the trees because they're
- 1:29:48Speaker 13: absolutely delicious. So rather than let this one go to waste,
- 1:29:51Speaker 13: we're gonna make tacos.
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: Oh, guana tacos. Yeah, nope, say not that.
- 1:30:00Speaker 9: That's a naw dog for me. I have seen like
- 1:30:03Speaker 9: those guys that are picking up all those iguanas and
- 1:30:05Speaker 9: then they're laying on the ground and then covering themselves
- 1:30:07Speaker 9: with iguanas, you know, being under a bunch of leaves.
- 1:30:12Speaker 4: I've seen the the alligators who were there frozen into
- 1:30:15Speaker 4: the so it's just their nose that's up above the
- 1:30:18Speaker 4: ice level, and it just looks like they're frozen in there,
- 1:30:21Speaker 4: like they can't they can't move right, and somebody like
- 1:30:25Speaker 4: because then somebody came up, they go one of it
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: the line and they just kind of tapped tapped it
- 1:30:28Speaker 4: out and it's eye moved, but it's frozen in the.
- 1:30:33Speaker 12: Like Yeah, okay, well son, now I know you're so
- 1:30:36Speaker 12: far off board with iguana tacos, but let's listen to
- 1:30:39Speaker 12: the prep perparation and.
- 1:30:40Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you prepare these iguana tacos.
- 1:30:43Speaker 13: First things first, I filled the pot with water and
- 1:30:45Speaker 13: added onion, garlic, a bay leaf, and some salt.
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: And we're going to bring this to a summer.
- 1:30:48Speaker 13: Next, I removed all the iguana meat from the bone,
- 1:30:50Speaker 13: added in my favorite seasonings and tossed it into the
- 1:30:53Speaker 13: frying pan so that it could get nice and crispy.
- 1:30:55Speaker 4: No, you want to see it up?
- 1:30:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:30:56Speaker 21: Yeah again, yeah, put it in the get it. Get
- 1:30:59Speaker 21: it all off the bone first. You know, it's just
- 1:31:01Speaker 21: like oxtail or something, which is delicious. Now that okay,
- 1:31:04Speaker 21: that sounds that sounds delightful. Sounds like they do be
- 1:31:06Speaker 21: in the gizzies, not iguanas. You know, what I'm saying
- 1:31:09Speaker 21: is now menace? What if I told you that iguanas
- 1:31:12Speaker 21: not aren't just good for meat. Certain iguanas come with
- 1:31:15Speaker 21: something you could make your own sauce for the iguana
- 1:31:18Speaker 21: tacos with.
- 1:31:18Speaker 13: It's a good thing I managed to remove this one
- 1:31:20Speaker 13: when I did, because inside I found over twenty eggs.
- 1:31:23Speaker 13: They added the soft ball to iguana eggs with avocado,
- 1:31:25Speaker 13: some garlic, clothes, a little olive oil, salt, and lime
- 1:31:28Speaker 13: juice and gave it.
- 1:31:29Speaker 4: A good mix and bona petite. No hell.
- 1:31:38Speaker 9: Be that thirsty to get views on social.
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: This is how the ancient native of the Cherokee tribes
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: or the Seminole tribes, we eat them.
- 1:31:47Speaker 4: They're good.
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind.
- 1:31:49Speaker 4: I love eggs.
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: Who are yeah saying? I love adventurous eaters, but the
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: eggs just was no, thank you?
- 1:31:54Speaker 12: You guys don't well, eggs make soft. Hello, mayonnaise is
- 1:31:56Speaker 12: made with egg yolks. I don't love mayonnaise, but I
- 1:31:59Speaker 12: do eat it and get a nice.
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: Iguana aoli try to meet though, I would try to
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: meet bruh.
- 1:32:05Speaker 12: Okay, guys, I'm glad you said that because you can.
- 1:32:08Speaker 12: There's like exotic Meek dot com.
- 1:32:09Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: You can buy iguana meet on or off the bone.
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: You have chef seabats, so I will say this.
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: I have had gator. Yeah it's fried.
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: I got on top of pizza.
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: Well this guy pan fried it.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
- 1:32:25Speaker 4: How about you go first so you can find no right, yeah, right,
- 1:32:30Speaker 4: you can find all kinds of gross things. There was
- 1:32:33Speaker 4: a bunch of people posting at one point. It had
- 1:32:36Speaker 4: a moment I want to say, maybe fifteen years ago
- 1:32:39Speaker 4: where you know, people like Seabass's mom would take the
- 1:32:42Speaker 4: placenta and bear it in the yard or do whatever
- 1:32:44Speaker 4: they were making up a placenta bolonise.
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: Oh god, well they do, stay it's healthy for you.
- 1:32:50Speaker 2: I mean I've heard people mix it in smoothies and
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: put it in capsules and swallow.
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: They ry, they you know, they everything. Yeah, good for you.
- 1:32:58Speaker 4: Doctors like it doesn't so, And it was like a
- 1:33:02Speaker 4: whole step by step recipe on how to prepare placenta
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: bowlon ase meat like a meat sauce for your pasta.
- 1:33:10Speaker 12: Now, I would imagine it's very much assinate, like like
- 1:33:14Speaker 12: a like intestine or strike, very thick and mercurial.
- 1:33:18Speaker 6: Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's fine with a knee.
- 1:33:21Speaker 8: Now.
- 1:33:22Speaker 12: This week in audio, speaking of eating, did you guys
- 1:33:24Speaker 12: know that My Strange Addiction is not only still on TV,
- 1:33:26Speaker 12: but they got a new season.
- 1:33:28Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 1:33:28Speaker 9: No, I had a clip just to pop up in
- 1:33:30Speaker 9: my social feed. Let's see if it was Ron in
- 1:33:32Speaker 9: his Strange Addiction.
- 1:33:33Speaker 22: I would say, in my lifetime, I've probably eaten at
- 1:33:35Speaker 22: least a couch and couches, a.
- 1:33:37Speaker 4: Cushion due a couch yad couches.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: So he takes the cushions out and he just, uh,
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: well he does this with them little chunks.
- 1:33:45Speaker 5: They're like little bite size, little snack size.
- 1:33:48Speaker 4: I know that it's not healthy.
- 1:33:49Speaker 22: I've already had some health problems because of it.
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: It cost a.
- 1:33:52Speaker 22: Blockage in my lower intestine to where the doctors almost
- 1:33:57Speaker 22: had to go in and cut the part out. The
- 1:34:00Speaker 22: sponge was blocked. No little fiber and it helps get
- 1:34:04Speaker 22: it out. It bites the sponge.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: I don't just figure that your body is break that
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: right down, you know, no problem. Oh wait, oh wait,
- 1:34:10Speaker 4: you're eating a couch.
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: It's like chemical grape.
- 1:34:12Speaker 6: Even big, skinny.
- 1:34:15Speaker 4: Average yeah, average dude, probably in his thirties.
- 1:34:18Speaker 12: But what he said, the trick is if you are
- 1:34:19Speaker 12: going to eat couch, like you said, mix it with
- 1:34:21Speaker 12: some sure, chase it with some metamucil ye to flush that.
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: Dude.
- 1:34:27Speaker 9: I changed my fiber gummies to like us just a
- 1:34:30Speaker 9: store brand. Oh bad idea. My butt became a faucet. Well,
- 1:34:35Speaker 9: multiple times I went back to my my original one, because.
- 1:34:38Speaker 12: One would think that's all. It's usually just a silium fiber,
- 1:34:41Speaker 12: you know, it dissolved in whatever into gummies. But maybe
- 1:34:43Speaker 12: the store brand used those artificial sweeteners.
- 1:34:46Speaker 9: It smells weird.
- 1:34:48Speaker 12: Kidding well, besides, I think speaking of spelling, smelling weird?
- 1:34:52Speaker 12: Uh how does how does it make you feel?
- 1:34:55Speaker 4: Though?
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: After eating a couch?
- 1:34:56Speaker 4: I don't like being like this.
- 1:34:58Speaker 22: It feels like I'm doing something wrong to myself, and
- 1:35:03Speaker 22: I feel like I got to hide it from people.
- 1:35:04Speaker 22: Check and I feel like if I don't hide it
- 1:35:07Speaker 22: from them, I'm gonna be judged.
- 1:35:09Speaker 4: Correct Also far three for three to avoid that, apparently,
- 1:35:15Speaker 4: keep your mind clear, because he's got some real clear
- 1:35:17Speaker 4: thought on that. He's absolutely right about all that.
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: But yeah, he sounds like a normal person, looks like
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: a normal guy.
- 1:35:22Speaker 4: It's just they're amongst eight seven seven four Wooding text
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: over to two to ninety seven. Will continue with the
- 1:35:29Speaker 4: week in audio. Next hang up the Woody Show. I'll
- 1:35:33Speaker 4: be right back the Woody Show and back over to
- 1:35:37Speaker 4: sea Baths who go for continuation of the weekend audio.
- 1:35:40Speaker 12: So will our Nett is out promoting his podcast, another podcast,
- 1:35:44Speaker 12: because everything's a podcast now twenty four to seven, and
- 1:35:48Speaker 12: he has this they do like a segment like an
- 1:35:50Speaker 12: unpopular opinion, what's your hot taken nis on and so forth.
- 1:35:53Speaker 12: So this is will our Nets with romesh Ranga Nathan
- 1:35:57Speaker 12: Sure sure with his hot TAKEE.
- 1:36:00Speaker 15: I have a very controversial position on tattoos. There's a
- 1:36:04Speaker 15: proportional sort of relationship between how many tattoos you have
- 1:36:08Speaker 15: and how little personality you have. And I find a
- 1:36:11Speaker 15: lot people who have a ton of tattoos often are
- 1:36:14Speaker 15: super boring.
- 1:36:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it's manufactured edge.
- 1:36:17Speaker 15: That's right, that's a great way of putting it.
- 1:36:19Speaker 4: Okay, is this part of the same study that was
- 1:36:21Speaker 4: with you know, by the way, on our Instagram, I
- 1:36:25Speaker 4: saw a couple of comments that like we were the
- 1:36:26Speaker 4: ones being judgmental. I was simply and I even pointed
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: out in our report that we were simply just reporting
- 1:36:32Speaker 4: about this study. Study there was saying, yeah, saying that
- 1:36:36Speaker 4: there was a correlation between people with you know, loud
- 1:36:40Speaker 4: hair colors, not just blonde brunette, but loud purple reds
- 1:36:44Speaker 4: or whatever and mental health. Yeah.
- 1:36:47Speaker 9: Well, that's what happens with these internet videos, Like people
- 1:36:50Speaker 9: find something they disagree with and then they don't watch
- 1:36:53Speaker 9: the rest of the video and I no, no, no,
- 1:36:54Speaker 9: they start commenting.
- 1:36:55Speaker 4: No, no again, I'm just passing the word along. And
- 1:37:00Speaker 4: I even did say I said, I think the reason
- 1:37:03Speaker 4: that you have people who say things like that, oh, well,
- 1:37:05Speaker 4: all people with the purple hair or whatever have some
- 1:37:08Speaker 4: kind of like mental health problem. Is because.
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: You could see the world.
- 1:37:13Speaker 4: No, it was I and this part didn't make the
- 1:37:16Speaker 4: didn't make the video that that Von cut together. No,
- 1:37:19Speaker 4: but like I made the point of, like, all right,
- 1:37:21Speaker 4: there's a lot of people that smoke weed and get
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: high or whatever, and they're not the stoners that always
- 1:37:26Speaker 4: seem to make the news. It's always the worst representative
- 1:37:28Speaker 4: of what. So the people that you know get that
- 1:37:31Speaker 4: stereotype going, it's because they're the ones on social media
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: yell and screaming, crying or carrying on, and they go, oh,
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: what all these people have in common? Oh, they have
- 1:37:38Speaker 4: purple hair, they have whatever. So that's maybe where it
- 1:37:40Speaker 4: comes from.
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: I was.
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: I think I was being very pragmatic about the whole
- 1:37:43Speaker 4: thing just conveniently so is that part of is this
- 1:37:47Speaker 4: thing with the tattoos part of the same.
- 1:37:50Speaker 12: Lonette is hitting on something that's exactly accurate and something
- 1:37:52Speaker 12: I've been saying for a long time is people, for
- 1:37:55Speaker 12: now everybody has a sleeve and everybody has hand tats
- 1:37:58Speaker 12: and neck tats, and it's taken over and he's right,
- 1:38:01Speaker 12: and it's a substitute for personality because they saw the
- 1:38:04Speaker 12: Originally tattoos used to used to be a thing, used
- 1:38:06Speaker 12: to be hard to do, used to symbolize something of
- 1:38:09Speaker 12: real commitment.
- 1:38:10Speaker 9: Like I was in the marine.
- 1:38:12Speaker 12: Yeah right, and that's and the only only the Marines
- 1:38:14Speaker 12: got this tattoo. But now everybody, if you like Pokemon,
- 1:38:17Speaker 12: you get the Pokemon you got.
- 1:38:18Speaker 4: Damn forum, I have.
- 1:38:20Speaker 9: A piece of tattoo, and I have consumed a lot
- 1:38:22Speaker 9: of pizza here and which was a battle exactly again medicine.
- 1:38:27Speaker 12: Tattoos are stupid on purpose, But again my one is
- 1:38:30Speaker 12: also stupid on purpose, which proves the point that he's
- 1:38:33Speaker 12: making and reminded me of this other tatto, this other
- 1:38:36Speaker 12: clip I got here from Whitney Cummings podcast where she
- 1:38:38Speaker 12: had Kyle cananaan. He's a comedian and he's got all
- 1:38:40Speaker 12: kinds of dumb tattoos, and so Whitney tries to make
- 1:38:43Speaker 12: the same like, oh, tattoos mean you cool and you
- 1:38:45Speaker 12: have a story, and Kyle shuts her right down.
- 1:38:47Speaker 4: If I see a guy without tattoos, my brain is
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: just like, do you not believe in anything?
- 1:38:51Speaker 23: They believe in themselves. The thing is what's going on
- 1:38:54Speaker 23: with some tattoos? Like I actually like who I am
- 1:38:56Speaker 23: well enough to not ruin it. It's tattoos are like
- 1:39:00Speaker 23: an old dog you don't like that won't die like
- 1:39:02Speaker 23: this is just around now.
- 1:39:04Speaker 9: I gotta get used to this thing, which you like.
- 1:39:06Speaker 4: They're all stupid, you see, I think it'd be cool
- 1:39:10Speaker 4: to have one. I'd like to have a tattoo. There's
- 1:39:13Speaker 4: a couple of things to play here. Number one, there's
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: nothing I like that much that I'd be willing to
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: get a tattooed on my body.
- 1:39:19Speaker 9: Probably your dog, all right, I hate to bring it up.
- 1:39:22Speaker 4: Maybe. But the other thing is too you know how
- 1:39:23Speaker 4: only some people can pull off a shaved head look
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: like I don't think I can pull off. Like if
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: I had a tattoo, boy, that'd be stupid looking like
- 1:39:31Speaker 4: some dumb tattoo. It's a big pasty body.
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: You're You're exactly right.
- 1:39:36Speaker 4: Like just it wouldn't look cool. It wouldn't look cool though,
- 1:39:39Speaker 4: Like where would it go? I thought about it. I thought, oh,
- 1:39:41Speaker 4: maybe I get a steeler's tattoo. Or where where will
- 1:39:43Speaker 4: I put even like a stenciled steelers? You know, where
- 1:39:46Speaker 4: would I put that, and I go, oh, maybe no,
- 1:39:48Speaker 4: that will look dumb. Well yeah, so the so I
- 1:39:51Speaker 4: just decided that, you know what, it's just not going
- 1:39:52Speaker 4: to be for me. I can get buried in the
- 1:39:53Speaker 4: jew cemetery. So that's good news. That's good news.
- 1:39:56Speaker 9: Now, I dare you, see bass to look at Tyler's
- 1:39:59Speaker 9: tattoos and say they're stupid.
- 1:40:00Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 1:40:03Speaker 9: Tyler into a Conversationyler tattoo where it's all scripture, and
- 1:40:07Speaker 9: I call it the the Tyler tattoo challenge. You know,
- 1:40:11Speaker 9: can't actually read it.
- 1:40:12Speaker 4: You know how some households have a swear jar. We
- 1:40:14Speaker 4: should have a jar. And at the end of the month, dude,
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: we can have an omelet station.
- 1:40:18Speaker 9: Every time you mentioned Tyler Tyler, well, I'm sorry he
- 1:40:22Speaker 9: has something that applies to this conversation.
- 1:40:24Speaker 12: But I think Manics is reacting on the same things
- 1:40:26Speaker 12: that all tattoos are dumb and the people who get
- 1:40:29Speaker 12: them are not. Are only showing how dumb they are
- 1:40:30Speaker 12: and how insignificant the tattoos.
- 1:40:32Speaker 6: They can be dumb and you can like them more
- 1:40:36Speaker 6: like you might not like mine.
- 1:40:37Speaker 4: But oj tattoo.
- 1:40:38Speaker 12: But see that's what Kyle was saying. I got all
- 1:40:40Speaker 12: these in all his comedy tattoos. They were just stupid.
- 1:40:42Speaker 12: He's like, yeah, this is this was a stupid pun
- 1:40:45Speaker 12: twenty years ago. Now it's like, like he said, like
- 1:40:47Speaker 12: an old dog just sitting there.
- 1:40:48Speaker 4: You're big in the into comedy. Sure, who do you
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: think he was talking about? It was also the same
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: podcast there was we discussed it where they had a
- 1:40:58Speaker 4: on the SmartLess podcast they had a comedian come by,
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: A well known comedian came by, and I guess he
- 1:41:02Speaker 4: was just a dick, a dick. They asked him to leave,
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: and there's been some speculation that it could either be
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: Russell Brand, Russell.
- 1:41:09Speaker 2: Brand, Chevy Chase, and.
- 1:41:16Speaker 9: I think I think maybe killed Tony. Tony, Yeah, has
- 1:41:20Speaker 9: but he's not a dick.
- 1:41:21Speaker 12: And well look at him when he went on on
- 1:41:24Speaker 12: Bill Maher's podcast from a while back. He can be
- 1:41:25Speaker 12: a little self important because now that he's got a
- 1:41:28Speaker 12: big podcast, he's on Netflix, and he kind of feels
- 1:41:30Speaker 12: him he's feeling he's feeling himself, as they say, a
- 1:41:32Speaker 12: little too much. Yeah, I like him in general, but
- 1:41:34Speaker 12: I think I like him too. But I saw him
- 1:41:37Speaker 12: did a roast of the w w E last year
- 1:41:39Speaker 12: at Wressell Maaneie that I saw.
- 1:41:40Speaker 4: That's awesome.
- 1:41:41Speaker 12: I'd like to see that Gabriel was there, so yeah,
- 1:41:44Speaker 12: I think it could be kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliff could
- 1:41:46Speaker 12: be on there. I think Russell Brand. I think maybe
- 1:41:49Speaker 12: Ricky Gervais, but I think Ricky would I agree, Yeah, yeah, And.
- 1:41:54Speaker 4: Ricky Gervais is always a great guest. It seems like
- 1:41:57Speaker 4: I've seen him on podcasts too. Yeah, you know, super
- 1:42:00Speaker 4: super high profile, serious interview show.
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: The last on my list. Yeah, as far as likelihood, yeah, Russell.
- 1:42:07Speaker 9: Brand, Russell, but if if it's recent, I don't even
- 1:42:10Speaker 9: think he's stuck A brand would even be true offered
- 1:42:14Speaker 9: as a guest. They would take him, yea, they wouldn't
- 1:42:16Speaker 9: take it on him.
- 1:42:17Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. This weekend audio.
- 1:42:19Speaker 12: Oh, you've heard about the past week or so that
- 1:42:21Speaker 12: Shikari richardson arrests where she was driving like one hundred
- 1:42:24Speaker 12: and four miles in Florida, pulled over.
- 1:42:26Speaker 4: She's an Olympian, But was she just spit her sprinter?
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Okay, she said the long eyelashes.
- 1:42:31Speaker 4: Yeah, she used to going fast.
- 1:42:33Speaker 12: But what we haven't really gotten to is the follow
- 1:42:34Speaker 12: upnews dot Com audio of what she was doing and
- 1:42:37Speaker 12: her excuse for why she was going one hundred and
- 1:42:40Speaker 12: four miles an hour.
- 1:42:41Speaker 24: Wipe that smile off your face. I'm talking to mcganna's
- 1:42:43Speaker 24: with Drory's kind of shriff's off. She's being stopped for
- 1:42:45Speaker 24: dangerous successive speeding.
- 1:42:46Speaker 6: I understand my tires.
- 1:42:50Speaker 24: So you're driving at one hundred Hold on, Hold, you're
- 1:42:52Speaker 24: driving at one hundred and four miles an hour and
- 1:42:54Speaker 24: it's sixty five mile an hour zone with sub far equipment,
- 1:42:57Speaker 24: flashing people to get out of your way, following too close,
- 1:43:01Speaker 24: using every lane to pass, everybody cutting me off, passing
- 1:43:04Speaker 24: a car on the inside shoulder with their hazard lights on. Damn,
- 1:43:06Speaker 24: you're going to jail for dangerous success of speeding.
- 1:43:09Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 1:43:09Speaker 4: See the reason I was going so fast because the
- 1:43:11Speaker 4: air pressure of my tire is really low.
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: Yeah, speed off to fix it.
- 1:43:14Speaker 9: Yeah, a major.
- 1:43:19Speaker 12: Anybody passes on the shoulder, I hate you more than
- 1:43:21Speaker 12: more than more than who said?
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: When I'm hearing him rattle off all the offenses, I
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: was like, yeah, she's going a little fast. Who cares?
- 1:43:27Speaker 9: This is not good? Not good.
- 1:43:29Speaker 4: My tire was low, so I had to go and
- 1:43:32Speaker 4: she kept trying to get out of it. Just with
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: a ticket or when, and they're like, Nope, you're going
- 1:43:35Speaker 4: to jail. Nope, you're going to jail. All right eight
- 1:43:39Speaker 4: seven seven forty four what he texted out to two
- 1:43:41Speaker 4: two nine eight seven. Yeah, that's wy I'm going I'm
- 1:43:44Speaker 4: gonna get Steelers tattoo on my calf.
- 1:43:46Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: There's nothing worse.
- 1:43:48Speaker 4: This goes for men and women.
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: Nothing worse than fat people with leg tattoos.
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: It looks although my legs, my legs are not fat.
- 1:43:54Speaker 9: That's true.
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: He does have nice life.
- 1:43:56Speaker 9: I do have some pretty I say about this pale
- 1:44:00Speaker 9: also pale la, especially if you're a fact.
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: She get those bows in the back of your thigh,
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: that's hot.
- 1:44:08Speaker 4: I saw that recent. Whether you got a recently or not,
- 1:44:11Speaker 4: it's a tattoo. It's gonna be Let me untie this package.
- 1:44:15Speaker 4: God Jesus, this weekend audio.
- 1:44:18Speaker 12: All right, this one I found out World Star hip
- 1:44:20Speaker 12: Hop and this is a lady doctor, Candace Matthews.
- 1:44:23Speaker 2: The doctor isn't very much in doubt.
- 1:44:25Speaker 4: A real doctor, or just calls herself doc.
- 1:44:27Speaker 7: Right.
- 1:44:28Speaker 4: Apparently her deal.
- 1:44:29Speaker 12: Is she shows up and does these press conferences and
- 1:44:33Speaker 12: it's very tough to follow what's going on here. Other
- 1:44:35Speaker 12: than she's got a beef with some woman who works
- 1:44:37Speaker 12: I guess at the grocery store she's standing in front of,
- 1:44:40Speaker 12: and this woman apparently been talking crap about her online.
- 1:44:43Speaker 12: So she said, hey, show up outside this grocery store.
- 1:44:45Speaker 12: We're gonna a press conference, and if you don't, I'm
- 1:44:47Speaker 12: going to expose your your dirty underwear. And that is
- 1:44:50Speaker 12: literally what doctor Candace Matthews brought was the other ladies
- 1:44:55Speaker 12: dirty underwear.
- 1:44:56Speaker 3: I won't you understand something here? Y'all know I keep
- 1:44:58Speaker 3: these receipts, and yeah, I know, I'm gonna be all
- 1:45:00Speaker 3: about the beasts. So miss Jennifer, why you over here
- 1:45:04Speaker 3: talking about people? Why you got your drawers, bitch?
- 1:45:09Speaker 8: Rapping a zip loc bag with a like a large
- 1:45:13Speaker 8: thong that is just smeared. That's why you got poop
- 1:45:20Speaker 8: in your drawers? Bitch?
- 1:45:23Speaker 4: Got you got your drawers? Bitch?
- 1:45:26Speaker 12: So she claims that that woman's boyfriend who's Mexico, mail
- 1:45:30Speaker 12: her those just dirty dross smealthy. All right, Well here's
- 1:45:35Speaker 12: the thing now again, she's she's gonna keep on going on.
- 1:45:38Speaker 12: Doctor Candice Matthews is with the the meaning behind this
- 1:45:43Speaker 12: this soiled pair of pennies.
- 1:45:45Speaker 3: These are the trows that this man said, you left
- 1:45:49Speaker 3: and you ain't come back and get your nasty ass.
- 1:45:52Speaker 9: Yeah that's you.
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: You don't know how to wipe your ass you while
- 1:45:56Speaker 3: we here water, put your mouth on people, and don't
- 1:45:59Speaker 3: know how to put a rag to your ads.
- 1:46:02Speaker 9: So where you at?
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: You owe crusty coachin looking ass bitch?
- 1:46:07Speaker 3: Jane having ass bitch.
- 1:46:11Speaker 9: I don't know what this argument is.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know who these people are,
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: but don't you us Matthews is a sound but.
- 1:46:18Speaker 6: Emphasis on a doctor wow.
- 1:46:22Speaker 2: People, and don't know how to put a rag to
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: your as.
- 1:46:26Speaker 4: Okay, let me catch my breath before I play it again.
- 1:46:29Speaker 4: God damn is that funny? Oh my god, here we go.
- 1:46:33Speaker 4: So where you at?
- 1:46:34Speaker 3: You owe crusty coochin looking ass bitch? You Phi Jane
- 1:46:39Speaker 3: having ass bitch.
- 1:46:41Speaker 2: Sam, He's not in her head like yeah, I talk
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: like this time?
- 1:46:50Speaker 4: Why you guys your draws? Bitch?
- 1:46:53Speaker 6: How's the other girl responded?
- 1:46:55Speaker 4: So far? Damn it's really early, Jane having ass bitch.
- 1:47:00Speaker 4: I mean it's really early in the year.
- 1:47:02Speaker 9: But we had some pretty good clips like the Pastor
- 1:47:04Speaker 9: Kid and this Yeah, looking at you.
- 1:47:11Speaker 25: Again?
- 1:47:12Speaker 12: Doctor canvas with an I Matthews. If you follow along
- 1:47:15Speaker 12: whatever whatever this drama is, I still can't. She's very
- 1:47:18Speaker 12: bad at setting up the premise of what's going on
- 1:47:20Speaker 12: because she's ready to show in diary underwear and saying
- 1:47:24Speaker 12: good people are bitches.
- 1:47:25Speaker 4: The Woody Show and we'll put the wraps on this
- 1:47:29Speaker 4: week's round of the week.
- 1:47:31Speaker 12: In audio, guys pumb with accents coming in all right,
- 1:47:34Speaker 12: double fun with accents thanks to Seven News Australia. Oh well,
- 1:47:39Speaker 12: I think there probably might be making a return on
- 1:47:40Speaker 12: the failed stories because this is a story that's all
- 1:47:43Speaker 12: over where a couple of guys were kicked out of
- 1:47:46Speaker 12: a street club Gentlemen's Club in Australia.
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: Seen the video.
- 1:47:51Speaker 4: Well, i'll let the seven News people narrate you through
- 1:47:54Speaker 4: what happened. All right again warning fun accent ahead.
- 1:47:56Speaker 25: I was kicked out of the Gentleman's club and that's
- 1:47:59Speaker 25: when real trouble started with one of the men hurling
- 1:48:02Speaker 25: a chair accidentally hit his friend square in the head.
- 1:48:07Speaker 18: I tried to stop him as argue, he is ours
- 1:48:11Speaker 18: in top chair, you cannot take it, but he.
- 1:48:13Speaker 14: Took it outside and flung it down the street towards
- 1:48:16Speaker 14: the bar entrance, but it struck his mate, who was
- 1:48:19Speaker 14: back down on the footpath again.
- 1:48:21Speaker 12: A footpath, so yeah, so yeah, well if you didn't
- 1:48:24Speaker 12: catch you Because of all the fun accents there kicked
- 1:48:26Speaker 12: out of the strip club. One guy grabs a chair
- 1:48:28Speaker 12: from a neighboring restaurant, throws it what he thinks is
- 1:48:31Speaker 12: at the bouncer and he cracks his head. As friend
- 1:48:33Speaker 12: in the back of the head hoops.
- 1:48:34Speaker 2: This is very cartoonish. And now what happened? His front
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: go to the hospital?
- 1:48:39Speaker 4: Did he die?
- 1:48:39Speaker 2: What happened?
- 1:48:41Speaker 14: The bouncer on the door had seen it coming and
- 1:48:43Speaker 14: ducked inside. His mate wasn't so lucky. Moments later, the
- 1:48:47Speaker 14: victim was moving. Suddenly Hugh walk up and walked like
- 1:48:53Speaker 14: a no more, it's understood. No one called police or
- 1:48:56Speaker 14: an ambulance. The chair is still standing, pulled down to
- 1:49:00Speaker 14: Sleep seven News.
- 1:49:01Speaker 4: Because there were no victims there.
- 1:49:02Speaker 9: Well, I didn't understand what she said.
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: He walked away normal, You walk away like.
- 1:49:06Speaker 4: A normal, like a normal. Yeah, everything's fine.
- 1:49:11Speaker 12: They've now got the chair and they put a security
- 1:49:14Speaker 12: vest on it because now the chair of security and.
- 1:49:15Speaker 4: Not calling the police on something like that is very Australia.
- 1:49:19Speaker 4: Whatever you learn.
- 1:49:20Speaker 12: See if that happened in America, the guy who got
- 1:49:23Speaker 12: his head cracked by the chair, they'd call the cops,
- 1:49:25Speaker 12: sue the strip club for.
- 1:49:29Speaker 7: Chair.
- 1:49:30Speaker 4: This week in.
- 1:49:31Speaker 12: Audio, okay, the the free kid movement is always in
- 1:49:35Speaker 12: the news and Inside Edition detail free kid movement or
- 1:49:39Speaker 12: the free range kid.
- 1:49:40Speaker 4: I should say, let him do whatever. Yeah, they can
- 1:49:42Speaker 4: just kind of go off and do what abs.
- 1:49:44Speaker 12: Inside Edition discovers a case in Atlanta where people were
- 1:49:49Speaker 12: fighting back against free range kids.
- 1:49:50Speaker 20: A six year old boy goes for a ride on
- 1:49:52Speaker 20: his electric scooter with his parents' permission. He's heading to
- 1:49:56Speaker 20: the playground to meet his friends a few blocks away.
- 1:49:59Speaker 20: But mom, dad, say a motorist stopped to ask the
- 1:50:02Speaker 20: boy where he lived, and two days later there was
- 1:50:04Speaker 20: a knock on their front door. It was an investigator
- 1:50:07Speaker 20: from Child Protective Services.
- 1:50:10Speaker 5: Is there a problem with letting them go to the playground?
- 1:50:14Speaker 23: How old is he?
- 1:50:15Speaker 5: He's almost seven.
- 1:50:17Speaker 3: So he can't go by himself.
- 1:50:19Speaker 6: Well, anything could happen, right, say he bogged down a
- 1:50:22Speaker 6: break leg?
- 1:50:23Speaker 4: All right, Well, Savannah mcguthrie's mom just got kidnapped and
- 1:50:26Speaker 4: she's eighty four. Eighty four, But like, yeah, it's something
- 1:50:30Speaker 4: could happen.
- 1:50:31Speaker 6: I hate to say this. I blame the kid. You
- 1:50:33Speaker 6: shouldn't be giving your address out there. Yeah, lands on yourself.
- 1:50:37Speaker 6: That's the first thing.
- 1:50:38Speaker 4: You give your neighbors address, like I do with uber Y.
- 1:50:42Speaker 12: And to the CPS person like, okay, So if he fall,
- 1:50:47Speaker 12: if he s seven, six year old whatever, falls and
- 1:50:49Speaker 12: breaks a leg at the playground, is he in any
- 1:50:51Speaker 12: worse shape than a nine year old doing it?
- 1:50:53Speaker 2: That's the other question. What's the cutoff?
- 1:50:55Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I mean I don't know. Maybe because we
- 1:50:58Speaker 4: grew up the way that we grew up. Yeah, nobody
- 1:51:01Speaker 4: knew where we were and everything's fine.
- 1:51:03Speaker 2: We made it home.
- 1:51:04Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to be home when the street lights
- 1:51:07Speaker 4: came on or whatever the agreement was with your parents
- 1:51:09Speaker 4: and they couldn't get a hold of you. Yeah.
- 1:51:11Speaker 9: I mean what age though would be appropriate? I mean,
- 1:51:15Speaker 9: this is that's six year old a couple of blocks away.
- 1:51:18Speaker 9: You know, this is like no local neighborhood playground he
- 1:51:20Speaker 9: goes all the time.
- 1:51:21Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with it. I'm all right. I
- 1:51:24Speaker 4: mean it depends in the neighborhood, right, Yeah.
- 1:51:27Speaker 2: And it's kind of nobody else's business, you know. He's
- 1:51:29Speaker 2: not a toddler, he's six The playgrounds across the street
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: or whatever, Like what was that kid's age?
- 1:51:35Speaker 13: I went.
- 1:51:35Speaker 12: We had a playground less than a block away that
- 1:51:38Speaker 12: was on our same street that we went to all
- 1:51:40Speaker 12: the time. In fact, because we were homeschooled, we would
- 1:51:42Speaker 12: go sneak up there and like integrate with.
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: The school kids. To do the other kids think you
- 1:51:50Speaker 4: were weird?
- 1:51:52Speaker 2: Not only did they not, then they don't know.
- 1:51:54Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
- 1:51:56Speaker 12: It didn't impress upon me because it was so there's
- 1:51:59Speaker 12: it was actually a church that has a school in it,
- 1:52:01Speaker 12: So we went to preschool there, but they had like
- 1:52:03Speaker 12: kindergarten as well, So when we didn't go to preschool aymore,
- 1:52:06Speaker 12: we'd go play with the kindergarteners.
- 1:52:07Speaker 4: We were all the same age.
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: We're like, oh, that's our house down there, and no
- 1:52:10Speaker 2: one really cares. They knew here.
- 1:52:11Speaker 9: I didn't leave my block though, until it was probably
- 1:52:13Speaker 9: sixth grade.
- 1:52:14Speaker 4: Let's find out how somebody somebody in that texted by
- 1:52:16Speaker 4: the way, the old lady followed the kid home and
- 1:52:18Speaker 4: reported a.
- 1:52:20Speaker 9: Yeah, you should be arrested for stalking children.
- 1:52:24Speaker 2: Let's find out who got arrested in this situation.
- 1:52:26Speaker 5: This playground that he's been to a thousand times. He
- 1:52:28Speaker 5: knows how to get him there. He knows how to
- 1:52:30Speaker 5: be safe.
- 1:52:31Speaker 20: Three months later, state officials have finally informed them that
- 1:52:34Speaker 20: allegations of neglect have been found to be unsubstantiated and.
- 1:52:38Speaker 4: Every thank god common.
- 1:52:41Speaker 12: And by the way, he has a mom and a dad,
- 1:52:42Speaker 12: not two dads, as you must bond your dad business.
- 1:52:49Speaker 12: If the kids, you know, if the kids lost and wandering,
- 1:52:50Speaker 12: doesn't know where their parents are, He's like, yeah, and
- 1:52:52Speaker 12: go to the playground.
- 1:52:55Speaker 6: Because it depends on the kid too. Some seven year
- 1:52:57Speaker 6: olds totally fine.
- 1:52:58Speaker 4: Others see some kid wandering around in the middle of
- 1:53:01Speaker 4: the street with just a diaper on, Okay, then the
- 1:53:03Speaker 4: parents should be responsible. Like if the kid can ride
- 1:53:06Speaker 4: a two wheel bike down the street to the playground,
- 1:53:10Speaker 4: who cares. It's all good.
- 1:53:11Speaker 12: Not to be like a negative nancy here, but like,
- 1:53:13Speaker 12: if I can kidnap a twelve year old, I'm kidnap
- 1:53:15Speaker 12: a seven year old, you know, seven year old.
- 1:53:22Speaker 9: Like I don't want any interactions with any kids unless
- 1:53:25Speaker 9: they're like in public, unless they're in distress, and then
- 1:53:28Speaker 9: I would help them, but I don't want to talk
- 1:53:29Speaker 9: to them what a weird Asshold lady, yeah, drawer having.
- 1:53:40Speaker 4: Yeah, that is definitely.
- 1:53:43Speaker 5: Bitch.
- 1:53:43Speaker 4: Yeah, that is my favorite clip I think so far
- 1:53:47Speaker 4: of the year. You don't know how to wipe your No,
- 1:53:50Speaker 4: you don't you.
- 1:53:53Speaker 9: Looking as right?
- 1:54:00Speaker 5: Redline is not.
- 1:54:01Speaker 9: Bring this.
- 1:54:05Speaker 4: Now here on the throwback Thursdays when we welcome in
- 1:54:08Speaker 4: to the studio the Pride of Pacoima. He is the
- 1:54:10Speaker 4: senior vice president and managing partner of Club Turn Up
- 1:54:13Speaker 4: El presidente himself DJ Tim mar Teena.
- 1:54:22Speaker 9: You know what is guys?
- 1:54:25Speaker 4: How you feeling?
- 1:54:26Speaker 9: I'm feeling good.
- 1:54:27Speaker 4: You had a thing yesterday he had an ultrasound appoyment
- 1:54:31Speaker 4: on and I was like, wow, Wow. He and his
- 1:54:34Speaker 4: wife are having another baby, another kid he.
- 1:54:39Speaker 9: Graduated.
- 1:54:40Speaker 4: Yeah, his kids are out of high school.
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: Man, could you imagine going back? My youngest is nineteen.
- 1:54:45Speaker 1: Could you imagine like starting over?
- 1:54:50Speaker 4: Can I imagine it?
- 1:54:51Speaker 13: No?
- 1:54:52Speaker 4: But there's a guy that you and I both know,
- 1:54:54Speaker 4: one of my good buddies, my buddy Mike. Oh yeah,
- 1:54:57Speaker 4: his kids, I mean they're I mean they're grown, grown, grown,
- 1:55:00Speaker 4: like twenties, thirty thirties, like my age grown. Yeah.
- 1:55:03Speaker 14: Uh.
- 1:55:04Speaker 4: And he's got a young daughter because he got remarried
- 1:55:07Speaker 4: and of course, you know, you know how these bitches work.
- 1:55:09Speaker 4: They doesn't gotta have one of my daughter, one of
- 1:55:11Speaker 4: my Yeah, but yeah, like uh, Jen and I we
- 1:55:16Speaker 4: see people with little babies, people that we don't know,
- 1:55:18Speaker 4: but just like little baby, and we get like that,
- 1:55:22Speaker 4: like like you get like that, you know, you get
- 1:55:25Speaker 4: that random shiver out of our Yeah, the idea of
- 1:55:28Speaker 4: going back. And I think maybe because we're in it
- 1:55:31Speaker 4: right now, like we're so in it with a sixteen
- 1:55:33Speaker 4: year old and a thirteen year old and all we
- 1:55:36Speaker 4: can think about is getting to eighteen, getting out of
- 1:55:40Speaker 4: high school, which is that that's the phase of year,
- 1:55:42Speaker 4: the phase you're in right now. It because when when
- 1:55:45Speaker 4: did the when did your daughter graduate high school? Was
- 1:55:47Speaker 4: it last year? Two years ago? It was two years
- 1:55:49Speaker 4: ago already? Damn I made it perfect. Yea that dude,
- 1:55:53Speaker 4: that's the sweet spot. Yeah, because you're not old yet,
- 1:55:55Speaker 4: although you're at the doctor's getting ultrasounds and stuff.
- 1:55:58Speaker 9: Yeah, I meant spots.
- 1:56:00Speaker 4: I told I told my wife and said, with my
- 1:56:02Speaker 4: lucky you hear about people that man, they worked hard
- 1:56:04Speaker 4: their whole life. They worked till they were seventy years old.
- 1:56:06Speaker 4: Then they retired they're dead within a month. Yeah, I'm like,
- 1:56:09Speaker 4: that's gonna be me. Like, I'm gonna get through all this,
- 1:56:11Speaker 4: We're gonna get the kids out of the house. I'm
- 1:56:13Speaker 4: gonna end up retiring and then done. It's stupid. So stupid,
- 1:56:18Speaker 4: are you? Okay? I guess.
- 1:56:19Speaker 9: I mean, we'll find out in a week.
- 1:56:21Speaker 4: But yeah, I think so.
- 1:56:22Speaker 9: I feel is this your hip?
- 1:56:24Speaker 14: No?
- 1:56:24Speaker 4: If my liver? Yeah, you need that.
- 1:56:28Speaker 9: You need a little guy's been on ot.
- 1:56:31Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Wow, does that work?
- 1:56:35Speaker 8: Is that?
- 1:56:35Speaker 4: Is that a new thing? Or is that like some
- 1:56:37Speaker 4: of you know about for a.
- 1:56:38Speaker 1: While they said about a year about two years ago,
- 1:56:42Speaker 1: they said, oh, damn, you're you.
- 1:56:44Speaker 9: Have I don't know, you have a fatty liver or something.
- 1:56:47Speaker 4: They always say that, And I was like, m that's
- 1:56:50Speaker 4: just being said, Yeah, my liver's overweight.
- 1:56:54Speaker 9: So you right, you out of the back a little bit.
- 1:56:57Speaker 4: So they told you that, and then so then it
- 1:57:00Speaker 4: was okay at that point.
- 1:57:01Speaker 9: So now it's like a regular thing that I couple.
- 1:57:04Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sounds like you were like in any kind
- 1:57:05Speaker 4: of like uh and they're not telling you like stop drinking, right,
- 1:57:11Speaker 4: I mean, well, thank god.
- 1:57:14Speaker 9: I mean every visit. They do say like you got
- 1:57:17Speaker 9: cut red meat and cut the alcohol.
- 1:57:18Speaker 4: I was like, I mean those are you can't really
- 1:57:21Speaker 4: do that?
- 1:57:21Speaker 2: That's what you look forward to.
- 1:57:22Speaker 4: What Mexican doesn't eat red meat or drink? Yeah, it's
- 1:57:26Speaker 4: nothing but barbecues and tequila. Let's go.
- 1:57:30Speaker 9: And after this last weekend, like for sure, I needed
- 1:57:33Speaker 9: to like take a break. I mean, you saw you
- 1:57:35Speaker 9: saw what I was doing over at that concert.
- 1:57:37Speaker 4: This last week I was so Tim went to the Forum. Yeah,
- 1:57:43Speaker 4: it was the Forum and it was boys to Men,
- 1:57:45Speaker 4: new edition, New Edition, I mean and Tony Braxton. But
- 1:57:49Speaker 4: Tony Braxton, that's good. I mean, yeah, that's cool. But man,
- 1:57:53Speaker 4: Tim was Tim was the guy in the aisle dancing, singing,
- 1:57:58Speaker 4: and I was happy.
- 1:58:00Speaker 5: Was I was?
- 1:58:01Speaker 7: I was?
- 1:58:01Speaker 4: I was so happy for it. And I felt bad
- 1:58:03Speaker 4: because I went to bed early that Oh you you
- 1:58:05Speaker 4: were out? I text you? You were like he did. Yeah,
- 1:58:09Speaker 4: I was left unread that night.
- 1:58:12Speaker 9: No, no, are you sad?
- 1:58:14Speaker 4: I feel bad when that happens. Like I wake up
- 1:58:16Speaker 4: and I'll see you like who texted me? And it's
- 1:58:19Speaker 4: always on a night where I'm like, you know, man,
- 1:58:20Speaker 4: I'm dying over you. I gotta I gotta get to
- 1:58:22Speaker 4: bed and I and I wake up and there's a
- 1:58:25Speaker 4: there's a there's a picture of Tim and he's he's
- 1:58:28Speaker 4: at the event, and uh, you know, I can't I
- 1:58:32Speaker 4: can't find I can't find the text. Did you delete it?
- 1:58:35Speaker 4: Did you unsended?
- 1:58:37Speaker 7: Well?
- 1:58:39Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here you go. I hope your events this
- 1:58:41Speaker 4: weekend were dope. Currently at the new edition Boys to
- 1:58:43Speaker 4: Men concert and thinking of my mother EFA in my
- 1:58:48Speaker 4: era and he's got like a fist bump emoji, dude,
- 1:58:52Speaker 4: I love you today.
- 1:58:54Speaker 9: Nineties R and B so good.
- 1:58:57Speaker 4: You know what an ultrasound would be appropriate? Appropriate? I've
- 1:59:01Speaker 4: seen it by the boys him and they still sound good.
- 1:59:03Speaker 16: Oh my god?
- 1:59:04Speaker 4: How does how's a new addition? How's Bobby Brown? How's
- 1:59:06Speaker 4: all that? I mean? Ten out of ten?
- 1:59:08Speaker 15: Really?
- 1:59:09Speaker 4: Damn dude? And me cunry number one?
- 1:59:11Speaker 9: Yeah, you know me like I will tell you if
- 1:59:13Speaker 9: you suck.
- 1:59:14Speaker 4: Yeah, ten out of yeah good.
- 1:59:16Speaker 9: Well, I know Joe Coy was sitting right next to you,
- 1:59:18Speaker 9: and Bobby Brown popped out out of Joe Coy show
- 1:59:21Speaker 9: and he killed it.
- 1:59:23Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, he's so good, so good cools all right? Well,
- 1:59:26Speaker 4: DJ Tim Martinez is here, always such such a blessing
- 1:59:30Speaker 4: to have him in our presence, you know, And this
- 1:59:33Speaker 4: is where he gets to decide what we go up
- 1:59:35Speaker 4: in the club with here on this throwback Thursday. Back
- 1:59:36Speaker 4: in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was an actual club DJ,
- 1:59:39Speaker 4: and so he was spinning all these songs as they
- 1:59:41Speaker 4: were hot. And what kind of action was going on
- 1:59:45Speaker 4: that DJ booth, We don't know, and he will never tell,
- 1:59:48Speaker 4: and he will He's got an NBA on all this always. Yeah, So, uh,
- 1:59:53Speaker 4: DJ Tim Martinez, what we're going up in the club
- 1:59:55Speaker 4: with this week?
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: We were going nineteen ninety three. If this song doesn't
- 2:00:00Speaker 1: get you up and on the dance floor, I don't
- 2:00:02Speaker 1: know what would. But ninety three Daisy Dukes.
- 2:00:05Speaker 4: Oh man, somebody called my wife you show day we
- 2:00:17Speaker 4: are up in the clurb, J Tim Martinez more and
- 2:00:22Speaker 4: I have a I have a special guest on the phone.
- 2:00:25Speaker 2: Well yeah, do you guys, Yeah, sounds familiar.
- 2:00:30Speaker 4: Do you guys know who that is?
- 2:00:31Speaker 9: Oh my god, Actually I thought of you when I
- 2:00:34Speaker 9: picked this off.
- 2:00:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's my wife Jen everybody. Yeah, yeah, dude,
- 2:00:40Speaker 4: the juice.
- 2:00:41Speaker 16: Yeah, it's like this is like late nineties nineties.
- 2:00:45Speaker 4: No, I was saying, I would say probably like mid
- 2:00:47Speaker 4: right ninety three. Yeah, dude, Oh my god, yeah, oh yeah,
- 2:00:53Speaker 4: total time I was sixteen years old shaken it to
- 2:00:56Speaker 4: that song, probably, but I was, yeah, dude, I'm telling
- 2:01:00Speaker 4: any of these songs. And it's pretty funny. You know,
- 2:01:03Speaker 4: our our friend DJ J Spinoza who he he djd
- 2:01:07Speaker 4: Our our ten year Fiesta with Psych Percille whatever, and
- 2:01:09Speaker 4: he does a lot of you know a lot of
- 2:01:10Speaker 4: cool stuff online. You can check him out on social
- 2:01:12Speaker 4: but he is doing these club nights. It's like your
- 2:01:15Speaker 4: mom's club night. So like all these things that you
- 2:01:18Speaker 4: see online where like these kids are embarrassed by their
- 2:01:21Speaker 4: mom because it's all this like, you know, dropping your ass.
- 2:01:24Speaker 4: If there's a song that you could drop your ass to,
- 2:01:26Speaker 4: it's my wife's got that cranked up in the car,
- 2:01:29Speaker 4: and I hear about as soon as they get home.
- 2:01:30Speaker 4: Like my daughter will get picked up and she'll get
- 2:01:33Speaker 4: home and she's like, oh my god, mom was so embarrassing.
- 2:01:36Speaker 2: You know you're doing it right.
- 2:01:38Speaker 4: I forget what song she said was on in the
- 2:01:40Speaker 4: car the other.
- 2:01:40Speaker 19: Day, but yeah, anything booty drops like you know, womp
- 2:01:44Speaker 19: there it is.
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like stuff like that.
- 2:01:48Speaker 5: I love it.
- 2:01:49Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and we're actually talking about doing like your
- 2:01:52Speaker 4: Mom's Club Night, because we have we have the Woody Show,
- 2:01:55Speaker 4: we got the Woody Show Meet Market coming up at
- 2:01:58Speaker 4: the end of the month. It Brewer reacts and Ana
- 2:02:00Speaker 4: time that's already on the books, and then we have
- 2:02:02Speaker 4: some other stuff coming up. But at some point we
- 2:02:04Speaker 4: got to do the your Mom's Club Night. They'll just
- 2:02:07Speaker 4: maybe it's DJ J Spinoza says, he's already doing it. Yeah, well,
- 2:02:10Speaker 4: I'm come in and just it'll be like all that stuff,
- 2:02:13Speaker 4: all that stuff that your mom dropped her ask to
- 2:02:15Speaker 4: which led you to be here today. You're welcome and
- 2:02:19Speaker 4: hosted by your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the stuff
- 2:02:24Speaker 4: that your mom.
- 2:02:24Speaker 9: Is like a hot.
- 2:02:28Speaker 4: Yeah, like dais here exactly exactly. Alohol, all right, I
- 2:02:37Speaker 4: knew you'd be a fan. I love you to talk
- 2:02:39Speaker 4: to you later. Oh yeah, everybody, Yeah, Daisy Dukes, d
- 2:02:49Speaker 4: A z z e Y Dukes, all right. DJ Tim
- 2:02:52Speaker 4: Martinez everybody, Yeah, Tim, love you buddy.
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