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Some family stories (they’re kind of funny 🥴) · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Dude, I literally love this platform. I love the freaking Spreaker.
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  Speaker 1: I love the Spreaker app. This stuff is like designed
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  Speaker 1: for my psyche. It's like, it's so easy. It's literally
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  Speaker 1: so easy. And I don't know that it would be
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  Speaker 1: intuitive to everyone, but it feels like whoever designed this
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  Speaker 1: app like understands me very well. And that's all I
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  Speaker 1: have to say. I think if you have a lot
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  Speaker 1: on your mind, go ahead and make a Spreaker. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to share it with anybody, but it, it's
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  Speaker 1: great because my voice memo folder is way too full.
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  Speaker 1: It's simply way too full. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: do about it. Like I'm going to sit there and
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  Speaker 1: what delete everything. There might be a way to like
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  Speaker 1: clear it in one thing, but then part of me,
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  Speaker 1: but see, that's the problem. That's like my hoarder mentality
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  Speaker 1: is like, I feel like I've gotten better at not
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  Speaker 1: like hoarding physical objects in my home so much. I mean, yeah, I, I,
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  Speaker 1: I clean that stuff out every now and then. But
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  Speaker 1: like with the voice memos, I probably just need to
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  Speaker 1: delete them all.
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  Speaker 2: That might be a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: But I have some good.
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  Speaker 2: Ideas in there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I have some good things that I like have
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  Speaker 1: meant to elaborate on. And so I just it's nice
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  Speaker 1: that this it's like I do it and then I
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  Speaker 1: put it out there available on every freaking platform, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm making some amount of money on this. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see where it goes. But mostly I'm just like
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  Speaker 1: happy that I can just say it. And it's like
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  Speaker 1: somebody might actually hear it. It might help someone. It
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  Speaker 1: might confuse someone else. It's not my problem. And it's
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  Speaker 1: just out there. And this is also what I love
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  Speaker 1: about the freaking Shuffles app. via pinterest um because you
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  Speaker 1: can make collages you can make collages and then you
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  Speaker 1: you send it and it like it does this little
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  Speaker 1: graphic it like takes the thing you made it like
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  Speaker 1: spins it and it like sends.
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  Speaker 3: It up and i'm like yes yes send it somebody
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  Speaker 3: might see it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like i don't even care if anybody sees it
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  Speaker 1: really I'm just happy it's not in a freaking folder
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going to just.
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  Speaker 3: I just look at my freaking voice memo folder and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh gosh, what have we done?
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  Speaker 3: What have we done? And like nothing's titled. Nothing's titled.
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  Speaker 2: It's all.
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  Speaker 3: And so then it's just the street name that I
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  Speaker 3: was on when I started it.
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  Speaker 1: That's like the default title. Sometimes I title it. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I title it. There's one particular that's coming to mind
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  Speaker 1: that I think I need to elaborate on that. Because I,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this is not what I intended to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: But shout out Spreaker. This app is great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: When I first discovered it, I felt like I was
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  Speaker 1: being pranked because.
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  Speaker 3: Like, the concept of spring.
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  Speaker 2: Is very....
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  Speaker 3: It makes me feel a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Too much.
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  Speaker 3: It makes me feel too much.
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  Speaker 2: And....
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  Speaker 3: And then it's like... Eaker, which is like tweaker.
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  Speaker 1: And the concept of a tweaker also makes me feel
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Like, arguably too much.
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  Speaker 1: So it sort of reminds me of my two biggest
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  Speaker 1: critics and my two biggest haters. And they would probably
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  Speaker 1: claim to love me more than anybody. And I just don't...
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  Speaker 1: I simply don't think that's true. I think they would
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  Speaker 1: claim that. And.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's because they don't know anything about love.
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  Speaker 3: Alert transportation limousine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Affordable luxury. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, they got the party bus pulling up here?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, can I get on?
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  Speaker 3: Guys.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go with them. Alert transportation limousine.
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  Speaker 3: Okay we got a this is a natural this is
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  Speaker 3: a de.
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  Speaker 1: Facto um advertisement brought to you by alert transportation.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go with them I want to go
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  Speaker 2: with them I miss my cat though.
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  Speaker 1: Um it's hard it's hard because like I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: welcome to stay here and it's kind of like paradise
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  Speaker 1: and it's like I do miss my cat and all
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  Speaker 1: but I'll see him soon What the heck was I going.
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  Speaker 2: To talk about?
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  Speaker 3: I zapped my own memory. You know, this is the
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  Speaker 3: movie that, and I don't remember, I cannot give you
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  Speaker 3: the spark notes of this movie.
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  Speaker 2: What the heck? Let me look at it.
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  Speaker 1: This is the movie I took this very extensive quiz
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  Speaker 1: to discover what movie character I am. Let me look
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  Speaker 1: it up. I remember one word from it. Eternal Sunshine
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  Speaker 1: of the Spotless Mind. I'm like the main girl. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's written by Charlie Kaufman.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 1: It stars Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. They undergo a
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  Speaker 1: memory erasure after they break up. This is the character
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  Speaker 1: I got. I took the quiz and it said, you're
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  Speaker 1: this girl. And I read the title and I said, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be nice.
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  Speaker 3: A spotless mind. Eternal sunshine. I do be remembering things.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why when I first discovered this Breaker platform,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, God, my.
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  Speaker 1: Biggest haters freaking came up with this, didn't they? And
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  Speaker 1: they're taunting me. They're literally taunting me. And they would
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  Speaker 1: claim to love me. And I just, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about all that. I don't trust you guys. You're very mean,
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  Speaker 1: and you're very, like, Why are you trying so hard
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  Speaker 1: to be adults? You're so stupid. I love being an adult.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fun. I love... I love.
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  Speaker 3: One of them is just, like, obsessed with, like, freaking sports.
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  Speaker 3: He's just obsessed with sports and, like, having a job and, like,
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't like traveling.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I heard last time I spoke to him.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't like to travel. He's like, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even care about my mom with cancer. What am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to do about it? What am I supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do about it? And I don't even believe you
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  Speaker 1: when you say that your mom has cancer. To be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I prayed for her. I literally did pray for her.
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  Speaker 1: I asked for her name so that I could go
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  Speaker 1: to God and pray for her. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And, oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god, it's like the simplest cancer in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Literally every woman.
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  Speaker 1: In my family has had this freaking cancer. It's the
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  Speaker 1: simplest procedure in the world. They, like, all survived. They
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: literally all survived. So, yeah, I'm not really worried about
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  Speaker 1: your mom, to be honest. What am I supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do about it? You want me to come and care
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  Speaker 1: for her? I don't even know her. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know her. She doesn't even know me. This is stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care about your mom's cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my freaking God. Ugh.
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  Speaker 3: And then the other one, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 3: she's doing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Like....
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  Speaker 1: She loves her family a lot. Like, she loves her
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  Speaker 1: family so much. Like, I'm sure she's having a great
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  Speaker 1: time with her student debt and living with her family.
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  Speaker 1: Or whatever the hell she's doing. I don't care. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: can't make me care. I cared, and then you were assholes.
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  Speaker 1: Over and over and over and over. How many fucking
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  Speaker 1: chances do you need?
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  Speaker 2: Bitch.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care about mommy cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. that this
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  Speaker 3: guy is living the best life imaginable.
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  Speaker 2: Wow wow.
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  Speaker 1: Um so i'm over it i'm literally over it and
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  Speaker 1: oh this is what i was gonna talk about the
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  Speaker 1: lady i went out with from the church we went
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  Speaker 1: to the bar she was like i don't drink i
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  Speaker 1: was like hey we can get mocktails So we ordered
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  Speaker 1: a mocktail and then I was probably just yapping way
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  Speaker 1: too much.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I felt safe. I literally felt safe with her.
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  Speaker 2: She asks good questions.
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  Speaker 1: She's like pretty mannered and like, she's like very cool.
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  Speaker 1: And like, you know, I think we just like are,
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  Speaker 1: we get along fine. She speaks my language. She's like
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  Speaker 1: from my area and stuff. And, um, We just had
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  Speaker 1: similar situations. I would love to know. This is.
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  Speaker 3: Yet again. They're calling me home.
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  Speaker 2: They're calling me home.
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  Speaker 3: They're saying.
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  Speaker 2: We're waiting Faith. Come home.
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  Speaker 3: Let's catch up. They're saying this. And I could go
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  Speaker 3: home right now.
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  Speaker 2: I could be home. By bedtime probably.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I think I wanna stay another night though. I'm in paradise.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's bothering me.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's bothering me here. There's people that are gonna bother
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  Speaker 1: me at home. And there's also people that like really
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  Speaker 1: wanna love me at home.
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  Speaker 3: So, it's a mixed bag.
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  Speaker 1: The good thing about the earth right now, like, the
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  Speaker 1: literal soil and earth, is that it's, like, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit wet. So there's, like, all these nuts from the tree.
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  Speaker 1: And I can just, like, push them into the ground, like,
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  Speaker 1: pretty easy.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty satisfying.
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  Speaker 3: The squirrels are gonna love this.
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  Speaker 1: Um.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm planting a million trees right now. Freaking Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Beast wishes he was me. The squirrels are my number
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  Speaker 1: one fans. What? Yeah, I gotta stop listening to people
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  Speaker 1: that don't like me. Like, if you don't like me,
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  Speaker 1: your opinion isn't valid to me. I want that guy
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  Speaker 1: to let me ride his four-wheeler.
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  Speaker 2: He waved. I wonder if I ran after.
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  Speaker 3: Him if he would let me on.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like a child, though. I think he's actually
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  Speaker 2: a child. last time i was on a four-wheeler or.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that wasn't the last time i don't know one
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  Speaker 1: of the times when i was a kid i was
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  Speaker 1: on a four-wheeler and there was a dog there's a
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  Speaker 1: freaking dog coming like the the lady who was driving
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  Speaker 1: the four-wheeler we were all kids okay fedex is fedex
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  Speaker 1: is going way too fast down these back roads holy
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  Speaker 1: shit kids live here dude.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, bucko, I'm so sore, okay, so, yeah, the lady
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  Speaker 3: who was riding, her.
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  Speaker 2: Name was Morgan, and.
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  Speaker 1: She was riding the four-wheeler, or she was driving, and then, like,
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  Speaker 1: my brother was in the middle, and I was on
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  Speaker 1: the back, and her dog comes running, and so she, like, goes, right,
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  Speaker 1: and the four-wheeler, like, falls over, and.
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  Speaker 3: My brother's taller than me. I can't see anything. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just holding on to my.
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  Speaker 2: Brother, like, praying.
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  Speaker 1: Like, please don't let me die. But my brother saw it,
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  Speaker 1: and he knew what was going to happen. So my
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  Speaker 1: understanding is I didn't really see it, but he told
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  Speaker 1: me later that, like, he jumped.
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  Speaker 2: Like, he leapt off of the... Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: This is the coolest bird I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, it's blue.
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  Speaker 1: Probably like a crane or like kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: stork kind of I don't know I don't know much about.
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  Speaker 2: Birds but it's beautiful and it's blue oh my gosh hi.
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  Speaker 1: Wow it flew I said leapt and it flew oh
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  Speaker 1: now it's like How do you describe this motion?
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  Speaker 2: It's like lurking. It's like creeping. It's creeping. It's creeping
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  Speaker 2: like the Lonely Island. Do you all know the song
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  Speaker 2: Creep by the Lonely Island? FedEx is coming again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. They're going way too fast. They gave
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  Speaker 2: me goosebumps. Okay. I'm so alive right now, though. I'm
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  Speaker 2: literally so alive. My brother leapt.
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  Speaker 1: He leapt off of the thing. The other lady flew
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  Speaker 1: off of it. She flew off of it. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: see nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I was behind my brother.
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  Speaker 3: I was literally just praying and holding on for dear life.
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  Speaker 2: Genuinely. And I got crushed by the freaking four-wheeler. The
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  Speaker 2: little metal thing on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Are you nice?
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  Speaker 3: It's a beagle.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Are you nice? You seem nice.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to bite me? Please don't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Where's your mom?
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  Speaker 2: Where's your dad? Oh my gosh. Hi. What is your name?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a name? You look like Kaya. You
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  Speaker 2: look like Kaya. You look like a doggy named Kaya,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Except you're way.
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  Speaker 2: You're like a miniature Kaya. Hello. She's got the blue collar.
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  Speaker 2: We're team blue over here.
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  Speaker 3: I got crushed by the four-wheeler. Will you walk with me?
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  Speaker 2: Will you walk with me? Let's go this way.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: I actually would not have gone down here if you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been here. Because, I don't know, this is
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  Speaker 1: looking a little... Off-putting.
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  Speaker 2: We're walking. We're walking. I got thrown under the freaking four-wheeler.
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  Speaker 2: And the... I think the girl who was driving was, like,
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  Speaker 2: really worried about her dog. My brother... I can kind
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  Speaker 2: of remember. I can kind of picture it in my
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  Speaker 2: head where my brother, like... checked in with her first.
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  Speaker 1: To like just you know and she was like probably
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  Speaker 1: freaking out and then he was like oh shit faith
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  Speaker 1: is trapped under the four-wheeler gagra's trapped under the four-wheeler
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  Speaker 1: and um so he's like trying to get it off
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  Speaker 1: of me but he's just a kid and he couldn't
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  Speaker 1: and i'm just like screaming i'm just like fucking screaming
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  Speaker 1: because i'm like oh boy like what are they gonna
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  Speaker 1: and then i think I want to say she tried
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  Speaker 1: to help too and they couldn't get it off. I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm losing a leg here.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily her dad came.
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  Speaker 1: He came like speeding like the freaking FedEx truck just now.
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  Speaker 2: And he like jumped out and he like solved it immediately.
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  Speaker 2: It was all good.
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  Speaker 1: It was literally just a bruise at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, but I thought I was going to lose
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  Speaker 1: my leg. I thought I was going to be trapped
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  Speaker 1: there forever. See, and this reminds me of another time
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  Speaker 1: with my dad, like we were kayaking and he was
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  Speaker 1: literally warning me. He was like, he's like, when you
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  Speaker 1: see the water like this, you gotta be careful because
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  Speaker 1: if you get, if you get pulled under, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to get pinned up against this rock. He's like, you
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  Speaker 1: see the way the water's moving. This is a sign
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  Speaker 1: that if you get out, like if you're out of
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: your boat, like your boat and the water combined are
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  Speaker 1: gonna pin you up against this rock and you're gonna drown.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And then, so now I'm looking out for this.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we got some stuff happening. We got three dogs,
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  Speaker 2: oh boy. Hello!
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Oh, you're beautiful. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: It's an Aussie.
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  Speaker 2: It's a brown Aussie. Looks like my car seat colors.
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  Speaker 1: We got Kaya and Ozzy.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, little babies. Yeah, you're my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: I like you.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Perfect weather. I like your hat. We
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the people? Yes. Very cool. Have a good day, guys.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's that simple, folks. You just gotta wear your PJs
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  Speaker 2: and walk around with a metal coffee mug. I'm literally
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: in my PJs.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, my dad's teaching me about how not to
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  Speaker 1: get pinned up against a rock when you're in a kayak.
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  Speaker 2: And then, like, shortly after... So I'm looking out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking out for all these points where the water's
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  Speaker 1: doing this thing against the rock.
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  Speaker 2: And then... Motherfucker. He's like drinking... He's drinking.
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  Speaker 1: 99 beers a minute.
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  Speaker 2: And he ends up out of his kayak. Next to
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  Speaker 2: one of these things. And I'm pretty sure he was
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: pranking me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was like deliberately staying under the
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: water to scare me.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: This guy.
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  Speaker 1: is such a freaking prankster and so i'm like my
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: dad's dead and i don't even know what i'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do about it because i'm frankly afraid to get out of.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: The boat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid to get out of the boat i'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure i'm gonna get pinned up against the rock with
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: him i'm not trying to die right now and i'm
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: like panicking it had to have been at least like
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: he was probably seeing how long he could hold his
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: breath underwater this is some shit.
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  Speaker 2: That he would do.
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  Speaker 1: Him and my brother both are always like, oh, let's
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  Speaker 1: see who can hold their breath under the water longest.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all are stupid. Like, I love you, and you're stupid. Okay, wow.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: All right. Charlos is speaking over there.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Somebody teepeed these fucking trees.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: What are we going to do about it? I don't
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: know how I'm even going to reach that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: This is not right.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, see, and this reminds me of another freaking prank
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: my brother did. And this is probably why I had
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: nightmares all my freaking childhood. My brother was volunteering. Or
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: maybe he was getting paid.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He was.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: He was having fun at the haunted house. Like, amusement
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: attraction where somebody was making money. And he was, like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: one of the guys in costumes, like, scaring people.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And, uh.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: So.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: He comes home one night.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Covered in fake blood like all over his face and
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: he wakes me up dead i'm dead asleep he wakes
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: me up he's like faith he's like a freaking theater
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: kid i.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Need help oh my gosh and i wake up.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: And my brother's covered in blood i'm immediately like where's
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: my phone Where's my phone?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: We got to call 911.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, what am I going to do about this?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like 11.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I'm literally 11.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, oh, just kidding.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: It's fake blood.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I was at the haunted house.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Y'all are pissing me off. And then I had nightmares
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: my whole freaking youth. And actually, I think it's my
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: freaking brother's fault and my dad. And this is why
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I like other guys, because y'all have been pranking me
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: since birth.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sick of it. I don't talk to
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: my brother anymore. Just kidding, I do. I do sometimes.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Casual chats only. I prefer his wife. Not a lot
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: of couples I could say that about, but.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's one of them. Ooh, they got a nice chair
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: over there. It's definitely freaking trespassing to go over there,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: but I really want to. Okay, what's stopping me? Nothing's
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: stopping me. Like, shoot me. Literally shoot me, guys. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: dare you.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And then I feel like I was going to tell
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: a story about my sister, too. I don't think my
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: sister did anything wrong, but I probably did some stuff
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: wrong to my sister.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I heard some kind of noise. Shit is haunted
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: over here. Might be, might be fun.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I won't sit in their chair on the
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: off chance that I break it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Whoa, I just saw a fish. Lily pads.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yay okay I'm like um my sister's good I mean
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: me and my sister we're like besties I'm fucking with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: her husband pretty heavy but I definitely prefer my sister
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: to her husband are you freaking joking I mean I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: love Josh and all but like.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm on my sister's.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Side you know that boy is like way too into
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: politics for my taste he's like way too into politics
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong I get it I think Hasan
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Piker is hot as well like I mean so he's
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: like sexy but that doesn't mean that he's like my
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: idol what the heck I used to I used to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: engage with his content but ultimately I think he's too
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: sexy so I had to let him go um I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: had to let him go he's too sexy and he's
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: kind of mad And he's not really rocking with my
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: boy Ethan. And Ethan's not really rocking with him. And
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Ethan protects the family.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Who is Hasan Biker protecting? Does anybody know? I don't
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: want to know.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I fear it's sort of like a Drake situation. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: fear he might be protecting some shady guys.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know though. I'm just talking out of my ass.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I really don't.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. Listen, I think he's hot. He's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a little charismatic. I'm sure he's.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Making a lot more money than me. Okay? And so, whatever.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I got my sister.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I got my other sister slash friend. And I got
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: my other sister slash friend. And this is life. And,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: you know, I got freaking... I got freaking Charlos just
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: amusing me from beyond.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: And I really like that. This is the family. My mom,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, my freaking mom, dude. This freaking lady,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: oh my God. I call her.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I have a very simple question. I'm like, do you,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, at one time, we had a freaking.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Card for this.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, I need a freaking, I know you had
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: one and then you got one, you got one of.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: These cards with my name on it. And she was like,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know where it is.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm taking a shit right now and I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: don't know where it is.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: And then she's like bitching about her dad.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my God, shut up girl. You're the
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: same issue.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: You're literally the same issue.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: So that's all I have to say on that matter.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I love my mom. All right. Bye.