Latest / Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show / Q Morning Show #782 - 09-04-26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is our three beer cheers that we do every
- 0:03Speaker 1: single Friday with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Welcome to a
- 0:06Speaker 1: three-day weekend, y'all.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so excited.
- 0:09Speaker 1: What's that, Caitlin? You know what?
- 0:10Speaker 3: We don't have any type of a special theme song
- 0:14Speaker 3: or cheers for three beer cheers. We have like our
- 0:18Speaker 3: Dad Joke Friday song.
- 0:19Speaker 4: We have our.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Caitlin Can't Lose song.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Yeah, we do.
- 0:22Speaker 3: We need to come up with something for three beer cheers.
- 0:25Speaker 3: It's been here long enough that it can get its
- 0:27Speaker 3: own little chant. Erica, aren't you a... cheerleading coach now
- 0:31Speaker 3: yes come up with something for.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Us we want like a cheer cheer so.
- 0:34Speaker 3: Let's cheer a chant something can you get the team
- 0:37Speaker 3: to do a three the team of elementary age children
- 0:41Speaker 3: could you please get them to do a cheer for
- 0:43Speaker 3: us for three beer cheers thinking.
- 0:44Speaker 1: About drinking beer on the radio and celebrating a weekend
- 0:47Speaker 1: that's gonna be our pass right there okay 713-3700-929 what
- 0:51Speaker 1: do we have to cheers to this weekend do you
- 0:53Speaker 1: guys have anything to cheers to this weekend.
- 0:55Speaker 4: It's a long weekend.
- 0:56Speaker 3: That's really, you know, that's going to be it for
- 0:59Speaker 3: the most part. We're going to try and go to
- 1:00Speaker 3: Wimberley to my brother's property up there, but I just
- 1:03Speaker 3: don't know if we're going to make it or not.
- 1:05Speaker 2: So Mark is actually throwing out the first pitch for
- 1:08Speaker 2: first responder day. And so is Danny from Relentless Defenders.
- 1:11Speaker 2: So it's going to be so awesome over.
- 1:13Speaker 1: At Astros or Sugarland?
- 1:14Speaker 5: Sugarland.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Space Cowboys. That's fun.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Super excited.
- 1:18Speaker 2: That's on Sunday, Sunday night.
- 1:20Speaker 1: This weekend, I'm looking forward to hanging out with my
- 1:21Speaker 1: new friend, Bruce, who I brought with to work today.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Let's see Bruce.
- 1:25Speaker 3: Please put Bruce in your lap so we can see him.
- 1:28Speaker 2: He seriously is so cute.
- 1:30Speaker 4: So cute.
- 1:31Speaker 6: The sweetest guy.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I love his color.
- 1:33Speaker 3: If you're wondering, Bruce is a dog and not a
- 1:35Speaker 3: person that we're talking about. It's kind of the things
- 1:37Speaker 3: we have said are weird if it's a person.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Fix his ear.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Bruce, your ear is flipped inside out, my guy.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Bruce, your ear is all messed up. Say something.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Bruce, talk into the microphone.
- 1:48Speaker 2: He's so uninterested in it. He's like, it was too
- 1:50Speaker 2: early in the morning, guys.
- 1:51Speaker 1: This guy's very overstimulated because this morning I brought him
- 1:54Speaker 1: up three elevators. I don't think he's ever been on
- 1:55Speaker 1: an elevator in his life.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Y'all, he is so freaking cute. He's crazy cute.
- 1:59Speaker 1: He's very chill. He's about a year and a half
- 2:01Speaker 1: years old. His name is Bruce. He's a Chihuahua Labrador mix.
- 2:04Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a Chihuahua Labrador.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Made in a lab. We did ask. Not naturally.
- 2:10Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 2:11Speaker 2: So you know what? His face right now.
- 2:12Speaker 3: That's an important distinction.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all had questions at first.
- 2:15Speaker 5: See his face?
- 2:16Speaker 2: That's literally my face in every meeting we have. Every
- 2:19Speaker 2: meeting we have.
- 2:20Speaker 4: Why am I here?
- 2:22Speaker 1: I forgot to bring a bone for him, so he's
- 2:23Speaker 1: chewed through his leash.
- 2:24Speaker 6: Way to go, Bruce. Way to go, Bruce.
- 2:25Speaker 3: Cheers to Bruce.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Cheers to Bruce.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Oh, we don't even have our beers.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Caitlin brought in the beers this morning. What have you
- 2:31Speaker 1: brought in for beers?
- 2:31Speaker 3: I kind of brought in a smorgasbord of outdoor fridge beer.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Outdoor fridge beer. Yeah, that's because so we have an
- 2:40Speaker 3: outdoor fridge where it's usually meant for like drinks and beer.
- 2:44Speaker 3: And what will happen is when we have people come
- 2:45Speaker 3: over and bring beer, we just shove all the leftovers
- 2:48Speaker 3: into that fridge out there.
- 2:49Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 2:50Speaker 4: You know, and then it's kind of like a take
- 2:52Speaker 4: whichever one you want.
- 2:53Speaker 1: This is an Axis IPA.
- 2:56Speaker 4: You want the buckle bunny, don't you?
- 2:58Speaker 3: I've never had Axis, so I'll drink it. Mason's holding
- 3:01Speaker 3: on tight to.
- 3:02Speaker 4: The buckle bunny.
- 3:02Speaker 1: The buckle bunny looks good.
- 3:03Speaker 4: No, you drink it, Mason. You're going to drink the
- 3:05Speaker 4: whole thing. I'm not going to.
- 3:06Speaker 3: Do you have a soda?
- 3:08Speaker 4: Mason was handing me the two and was like.
- 3:10Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm doing. Erica's like, can I
- 3:12Speaker 1: have my soda? Erica, I brought in for you a
- 3:14Speaker 1: dad's red cream ale.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Still room temperature.
- 3:18Speaker 3: Are you serious?
- 3:19Speaker 2: This is like the third time. You have ice cold
- 3:22Speaker 2: beers and I got a warm soda.
- 3:24Speaker 1: In my defense, I asked you as you were closing
- 3:26Speaker 1: the door to grab a soda and you didn't hear me.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Well, was the door already closed when you asked me?
- 3:31Speaker 1: It was on its way to being closed. And then
- 3:33Speaker 1: in our defense, I also forgot until this morning.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Oh, Mason's so sweet. He brought me ice. You're so sweet, Mason.
- 3:39Speaker 6: Yep, definitely.
- 3:40Speaker 1: It was definitely Mason that brought that ice. Definitely me
- 3:43Speaker 1: that did that. Take credit for the ice, Mason. Take
- 3:45Speaker 1: credit for the ice. All right, cheers to the weekend.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Cheers to whatever you have going on.
- 3:50Speaker 3: I already know I'm not going to like this.
- 3:52Speaker 4: I don't like IPAs. Why did you take that? This
- 3:55Speaker 4: was what was in the garage fridge. It was either
- 3:58Speaker 4: this or Koetzel's beer, and I've.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Had enough of that. Oh, it smells like medicine.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Your soda does?
- 4:04Speaker 1: Oh, no. Does the red cream soda taste like medicine?
- 4:07Speaker 1: Does it taste like medicine, too?
- 4:08Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Let me check.
- 4:10Speaker 1: This is fantastic. God dang.
- 4:14Speaker 6: Too much?
- 4:15Speaker 4: That's not.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Too much?
- 4:16Speaker 6: We can switch. No, no.
- 4:18Speaker 4: I've already put my lip gloss on this one, Mason.
- 4:20Speaker 3: You enjoy the beer I wanted.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Wow. So much passive aggression.
- 4:25Speaker 6: I love it.
- 4:25Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. Do you want to try it?
- 4:26Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Wow, that is good. That is very
- 4:30Speaker 1: crisp and refreshing.
- 4:31Speaker 3: I know there are certain beers that Mason likes, and
- 4:33Speaker 3: I actually did bring that.
- 4:34Speaker 1: One knowing Mason would like the Buckle Bunny. I will say,
- 4:37Speaker 1: in your defense, the Axis IPA, very, very IPA.
- 4:42Speaker 6: Very IPA.
- 4:43Speaker 4: You could chew it.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Ew, are you serious?
- 4:44Speaker 4: You could literally chew this beer.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Erica, how's the red cream ale?
- 4:47Speaker 2: It's actually not bad. You guys want to try it?
- 4:50Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Fantastic. Well, cheers to your weekend. It's a three-day weekend.
- 4:54Speaker 6: Hold on.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Don't go yet.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Oh, look.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Somebody's calling. Should we put them live on the air?
- 4:58Speaker 1: We're going to do it. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
- 5:01Speaker 6: Good morning.
- 5:02Speaker 8: This is Ted from Cleveland.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Ted in Cleveland. Good morning. You're live with Riggs, Caitlin,
- 5:06Speaker 1: and Erica.
- 5:07Speaker 7: Good morning.
- 5:07Speaker 1: What are we celebrating, Ted? What are we celebrating and
- 5:08Speaker 1: cheersing to? Yeah.
- 5:10Speaker 6: I am celebrating two things.
- 5:12Speaker 7: One, a long weekend.
- 5:13Speaker 6: Yes.
- 5:14Speaker 1: There you go. Three days.
- 5:15Speaker 6: Three days.
- 5:16Speaker 8: And I'm celebrating my new house should be done this weekend.
- 5:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:22Speaker 8: We've been moving in on the 8th.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Fantastic.
- 5:25Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you.
- 5:25Speaker 1: How long have you been waiting for this house to
- 5:27Speaker 1: be done?
- 5:30Speaker 7: About four months.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Four months? You can build a house in four months?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Tell that to the people across the street from you.
- 5:34Speaker 1: They've been building a house.
- 5:35Speaker 5: For four years.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Four years they've been building a house.
- 5:40Speaker 8: I've been helping build it as well.
- 5:43Speaker 7: It's a family.
- 5:45Speaker 8: My whole family, my wife's side of the family, has
- 5:48Speaker 8: been building this house.
- 5:51Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 5:51Speaker 1: That's awesome, Ted. When do you get to officially move in?
- 5:55Speaker 1: Is that next week? Is that the 8th? Oh, the 8th?
- 5:57Speaker 6: Nice.
- 5:57Speaker 8: On the 8th, I hope, if the power company comes
- 6:01Speaker 8: and connects it.
- 6:02Speaker 1: You hear that?
- 6:02Speaker 6: Good luck there.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Good luck.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Don't mess it up, power company.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Don't mess it up. It's on you, man.
- 6:07Speaker 6: Right, right.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Ted, cheers to you.
- 6:08Speaker 4: Cheers to you, Ted.
- 6:09Speaker 1: To the new crib.
- 6:10Speaker 8: Y'all have a great morning, and y'all do such a
- 6:13Speaker 8: great job.
- 6:14Speaker 6: I love listening to you guys.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Thank you, Ted. Thank you so much.
- 6:18Speaker 4: We're having a party at your house, okay?
- 6:19Speaker 1: You're a great American, Ted. Let us know when the
- 6:21Speaker 1: housewarming is.
- 6:21Speaker 6: Seriously.
- 6:22Speaker 5: All right.
- 6:23Speaker 8: God bless you guys.
- 6:24Speaker 1: God bless you, man.
- 6:24Speaker 6: God bless you.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Thanks so much for listening, Ted. It's 93Q.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I can't try Erica's soda because there's a bug
- 6:31Speaker 3: floating in my drink.
- 6:32Speaker 6: Are you serious? I blame Bruce.
- 6:35Speaker 1: I blame Bruce. I think he brought it in. Sorry
- 6:37Speaker 1: about that. You thought you would like it.
- 6:39Speaker 3: It's just a little black gnat looking thing somewhere.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Wait, it was already in the cup or was it
- 6:45Speaker 2: in the soda?
- 6:46Speaker 4: That I don't know. That I don't know.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Now it's a protein drink.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Oh, it got caught on the side of the cup.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Okay, it's gone.
- 6:51Speaker 1: You're good now. There you go.
- 6:52Speaker 2: It was in there.
- 6:54Speaker 1: The wheels are off already. Cheers to your weekend. It's
- 6:56Speaker 1: a three-day weekend. Whatever you're doing, enjoy your weekend. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
- 7:01Speaker 1: and Erica. Three beer cheers.
- 7:12Speaker 6: Don't know what to do this weekend? We got you.
- 7:15Speaker 6: Let's crack open the weekend six-pack with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Yes, plenty to do on a three-day weekend, starting with,
- 7:22Speaker 1: number one, you got a Sky Lantern Festival happening. A
- 7:25Speaker 1: synchronized evening.
- 7:26Speaker 7: The eve?
- 7:26Speaker 1: Evening?
- 7:27Speaker 5: Evening?
- 7:29Speaker 1: I think the beer is going to my head from
- 7:31Speaker 1: earlier this morning. A synchronized evening. Oh, my God.
- 7:34Speaker 4: You said it again.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Sky Lantern Festivals are very cool. They
- 7:38Speaker 1: light them up. They go into the sky. Wow. Some
- 7:41Speaker 1: people call it dangerous. I call it very commemorative.
- 7:43Speaker 4: You know, I've never been to one of those, and
- 7:44Speaker 4: I've always wanted to.
- 7:46Speaker 1: They're cool. I've seen one on the water, too, where
- 7:48Speaker 1: they put, like, a bunch of floating lanterns, and they
- 7:49Speaker 1: let them all go out in the water.
- 7:51Speaker 6: Very neat.
- 7:51Speaker 7: Oh, that's pretty.
- 7:52Speaker 1: So that's happening this weekend. We're going to do that.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Number two, Caitlin.
- 7:57Speaker 6: You don't know what.
- 7:59Speaker 1: To do this weekend. Oh my gosh. She really is.
- 8:03Speaker 3: Jurassic quest. It's one of the largest dinosaur exhibits happening
- 8:08Speaker 3: at Reliance center running through Monday. I've been to this
- 8:11Speaker 3: for the last couple of years with my kids. Y'all
- 8:13Speaker 3: it's so much fun. It's, it's like one of those
- 8:15Speaker 3: immersive experience things. So it does have the, you know,
- 8:18Speaker 3: the large interactive live dinosaurs, but like you, you get
- 8:22Speaker 3: to walk through the opening that kind of looks like
- 8:25Speaker 3: Jurassic park.
- 8:26Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 8:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun for the whole family, and that's going
- 8:29Speaker 3: on through Monday.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Number three, Erica.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Performing Arts Houston 2026 Mariachi Festival at Wortham Center. You
- 8:37Speaker 2: have to say that.
- 8:38Speaker 1: It's a nice city.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Is that how you say it? Wortham Center?
- 8:40Speaker 1: Wortham Center.
- 8:41Speaker 6: Okay.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Why doesn't that all look great? Friday to Sunday, you
- 8:44Speaker 2: can experience the beauty and heritage of mariachi music as
- 8:46Speaker 2: this popular festival returns to downtown, bringing talented musicians from
- 8:49Speaker 2: around the world $ 35 and up. Times vary.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Number four, you got the Houston Labor Day Weekend Celebration
- 8:56Speaker 1: Festival at Eleanor Tinsley Park. Tons of stuff to do there.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Music and food for the whole family. Might rain a
- 9:01Speaker 1: little bit, so check the weather, but that's going on
- 9:03Speaker 1: tomorrow starting at 10 a.m. Number five, Caitlin.
- 9:07Speaker 3: All weekend long, the 90s country triple play weekend. And
- 9:10Speaker 3: I love that we used our old school 93Q country
- 9:13Speaker 3: logo for the graphic on this. You can make your
- 9:16Speaker 3: request right now, by the way, on our Facebook page.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Go look for that post. You will definitely see it
- 9:20Speaker 3: looks like a big, like a... Actually looks very late 80s,
- 9:25Speaker 3: early 90s. And it says 90s Country Triple Play Weekend.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Leave your request there so we can add it to
- 9:29Speaker 3: the list all weekend long.
- 9:31Speaker 1: And finally, number six, Erica.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Typhoon Texas has Heroes Weekend, September 5th through 7th. So
- 9:37Speaker 2: you run toward what everyone else is running away from. Well,
- 9:40Speaker 2: guess what? Typhoon Texas, take the weekend off on us.
- 9:44Speaker 2: And military first responders and hospital staff get free admission
- 9:47Speaker 2: to Typhoon Texas Houston. Show your military ID, whatever ID
- 9:50Speaker 2: you have. And bring it to the ticket window, and
- 9:53Speaker 2: you can bring up to six guests for only $ 19. 99 each.
- 9:56Speaker 2: There you go.
- 9:57Speaker 1: There's your weekend six-pack. Enjoy responsibly.
- 9:59Speaker 6: It's RealLive.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Caitlin, and Erica.
- 10:02Speaker 6: The Q Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
- 10:07Speaker 1: It's a moral dilemma that you get to decide. It's
- 10:12Speaker 1: time for jerk or justify.
- 10:16Speaker 2: This morning's Jerker Justified comes from Kayla, and she says, Hey, y'all,
- 10:20Speaker 2: my boyfriend is already talking about how excited he is
- 10:22Speaker 2: to play the new Grand Theft Auto when it comes out.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Wait, what?
- 10:25Speaker 5: Really?
- 10:26Speaker 2: But I told him I'm not comfortable with him playing it.
- 10:29Speaker 2: From what I've seen, the game has a male and
- 10:30Speaker 2: female main character, Jason and Lucia, and part of the
- 10:34Speaker 2: game involves their relationship. I know they're fictional characters, but
- 10:37Speaker 2: that's exactly what bothers me. You're controlling the character, making
- 10:40Speaker 2: choices for them, and essentially participating in a virtual relationship
- 10:43Speaker 2: with another woman. To me, it feels like the game
- 10:46Speaker 2: is encouraging you to roleplay cheating and then brushing it
- 10:49Speaker 2: off because, quote-unquote, it's just a game. My boyfriend thinks
- 10:52Speaker 2: it's completely ridiculous. He says playing a character who's in
- 10:55Speaker 2: a relationship isn't remotely the same as actually cheating.
- 10:58Speaker 1: But.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Being controlling by telling him what games he can play.
- 11:03Speaker 2: He's saying, I'm being controlling. I don't think it's controlling
- 11:05Speaker 2: to have boundaries about what I'm comfortable with in our relationship,
- 11:08Speaker 2: so am I a jerk for telling my boyfriend that
- 11:10Speaker 2: GTA 6 is off limits or justified because even though
- 11:14Speaker 2: it's virtual, I don't think you should be role-playing a
- 11:17Speaker 2: relationship with someone else when you're already in one.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Somebody's insecure.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Girl, it's just a game.
- 11:23Speaker 6: What?
- 11:25Speaker 1: Caitlin said it's just a game, too.
- 11:27Speaker 2: It's just a game, but it's also, like, really weird.
- 11:29Speaker 2: So you choose to be in a relationship, right?
- 11:32Speaker 1: In the game.
- 11:33Speaker 2: And you have to, like, text her, and if you
- 11:34Speaker 2: don't text her, she gets mad, and you have to, like,
- 11:36Speaker 2: pay all this attention to her, but you're ignoring your wife?
- 11:38Speaker 1: No, it's not your wife. It's just a girl.
- 11:40Speaker 2: No, in real life. In real life.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Oh, in real life.
- 11:42Speaker 6: Okay, yes.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Maybe. Well, maybe, but that's your video game time. That's
- 11:45Speaker 1: your guy time, man.
- 11:47Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be like, no, you can't play it,
- 11:49Speaker 2: but it is a little weird.
- 11:51Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, but at the end of the day,
- 11:53Speaker 1: it's just a video game. And you don't have to
- 11:55Speaker 1: be in a relationship to make the game work. You
- 11:57Speaker 1: can just be, quote, friends.
- 11:59Speaker 2: So he's choosing to be in a relationship.
- 12:01Speaker 5: Yes.
- 12:03Speaker 1: But in a video game. Because it can get you
- 12:05Speaker 1: further if you interfere in a relationship. You have more
- 12:07Speaker 1: trust together. can get along better you can probably accomplish
- 12:10Speaker 1: more goals and complete the game faster if you're in
- 12:12Speaker 1: a relationship that argument.
- 12:13Speaker 3: With anything though like you could make that argument that
- 12:16Speaker 3: reading books i mean are oh some of them books
- 12:19Speaker 3: are imaginary relationships with characters you could argue that about
- 12:23Speaker 3: movies you could like.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Where do you draw the line But then you say
- 12:27Speaker 1: something like a social media thing, like if you're talking
- 12:29Speaker 1: to somebody and flirting with them on social media. But
- 12:31Speaker 1: I think that's different.
- 12:32Speaker 3: That's a real person.
- 12:32Speaker 1: That is a real person. That's not a video game.
- 12:34Speaker 4: That's not a video game.
- 12:35Speaker 2: I don't think that she's justified in this, but if
- 12:38Speaker 2: you're texting and paying attention to that woman, oh, boy,
- 12:41Speaker 2: you better not let one text in my phone.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Sorry, honey. I can't hang out with you. I've got
- 12:44Speaker 1: to go on a date with Lucia and GTA 6 tonight.
- 12:47Speaker 1: We're going to the mall. We're going shopping. Yeah, nah.
- 12:50Speaker 3: That whole concept is weird, where you text the character
- 12:53Speaker 3: within the game. There's some guys out there that might
- 12:56Speaker 3: take weird advantage of that.
- 12:57Speaker 2: We also have like 10 kids, so if Marcus even
- 13:00Speaker 2: has time for a video game, what's happening in your life?
- 13:02Speaker 1: There's no way. You don't have the disposable time or
- 13:05Speaker 1: income like somebody without kids has, where you can be like, ah,
- 13:08Speaker 1: they're just playing video games. What do you think? Is
- 13:10Speaker 1: she a jerk for saying he can't play Grand Theft
- 13:12Speaker 1: Auto 6 or.
- 13:13Speaker 3: I think she's a jerk, and my reasoning for thinking
- 13:16Speaker 3: that is it feels very micromanage-y to me. It feels
- 13:19Speaker 3: like you want to play this game, I've got rules
- 13:22Speaker 3: about you playing this game, and now I'm nitpicking the
- 13:26Speaker 3: things within your personal time that you get to have
- 13:29Speaker 3: of playing your game or doing whatever, but I make
- 13:31Speaker 3: the rules for it.
- 13:32Speaker 2: You have to do it my way.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yeah. 713-370-0929. Is she a jerk?
- 13:38Speaker 4: You better not.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Have read Fifty Shades of Grey, because... Girl, you cheated.
- 13:43Speaker 1: Exactly. Is Kayla a jerk or is she justified for
- 13:46Speaker 1: saying he can't play GTA 6? We'll talk to you next.
- 13:48Speaker 1: It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica in Jerk or Justified. 93Q
- 13:51Speaker 1: is Houston's country leader. I'm going to be honest with you.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Caitlin is distracted this morning for Caitlin Can't Lose.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Very distracted.
- 13:57Speaker 1: This may be a morning that you can win $ 1, 000
- 13:58Speaker 1: from her.
- 13:59Speaker 3: You brought your dog here.
- 14:01Speaker 1: I did.
- 14:01Speaker 2: You knew what was going to happen.
- 14:02Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:03Speaker 6: I did.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Why would I bring a girl with ADHD a dog?
- 14:06Speaker 3: He's so perfect, too. He's the perfect size to sit
- 14:08Speaker 3: in my lap.
- 14:09Speaker 1: He's a great lap-sized dog. He is, isn't he? Yeah,
- 14:11Speaker 1: we're about to start.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Making out in a second.
- 14:13Speaker 6: Okay.
- 14:13Speaker 4: I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- 14:15Speaker 1: If you'd like to play Caitlin Can't Lose, it's five
- 14:17Speaker 1: pop culture questions. You get more answers right than her.
- 14:20Speaker 1: She gives you $ 1, 000, and we'll play at $ 750 right
- 14:22Speaker 1: here on 93Q. Would you mind kind of recapping the
- 14:25Speaker 1: Jerker Justified for us, Caitlin, please?
- 14:26Speaker 3: Yeah, so basically this guy says he's so excited for
- 14:29Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto to come out, he, along with everybody else,
- 14:32Speaker 3: has been waiting for the official drop date. The only
- 14:35Speaker 3: problem is, from what he's seen, the... Well, actually, I'm sorry.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I need to read this from the girlfriend's point of view,
- 14:41Speaker 3: because she's the one that wrote it in to us.
- 14:43Speaker 3: He's very excited. From what she's seen, the game has
- 14:46Speaker 3: a male and female main character, Jason and Lucia.
- 14:50Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
- 14:51Speaker 3: And part of the game involves their relationship and having
- 14:53Speaker 3: to keep their relationship active and healthy within the game.
- 14:57Speaker 6: Yes.
- 14:57Speaker 3: She considers this a gateway drug to cheating, if you will.
- 15:04Speaker 3: She's saying, I don't feel comfortable with him playing the game.
- 15:06Speaker 3: He's saying it's just a game. I'm saying this is
- 15:09Speaker 3: kind of a role-play way of cheating, and I feel
- 15:11Speaker 3: uncomfortable with it, so I don't want you playing the game.
- 15:14Speaker 1: So is she a jerk or is she justified? What
- 15:16Speaker 1: do you think? 713-370-0929. Who's this? Caleb. Caleb, good morning. Morning.
- 15:22Speaker 4: What do you think, jerk or justified?
- 15:23Speaker 6: Jerk.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Jerk, why?
- 15:25Speaker 4: Because it's just a fictional game.
- 15:27Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 15:28Speaker 4: I mean, anybody who's played Grand Theft Auto.
- 15:30Speaker 8: I've been waiting 13 years for the game to come out.
- 15:33Speaker 6: It's just a story.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Now, I do think in the game, if you are
- 15:36Speaker 1: paying more attention to the relationship in the game and
- 15:39Speaker 1: you're neglecting your outside relationship, if that starts happening once
- 15:42Speaker 1: the game comes out, okay, I can maybe see you're
- 15:44Speaker 1: being a little bit of a jerk. 93Q, good morning.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Who's this?
- 15:47Speaker 6: It's Tony.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Tony.
- 15:50Speaker 4: What do you think, Tony?
- 15:51Speaker 6: Oh, she's whacked.
- 15:53Speaker 1: She's whacked.
- 15:54Speaker 3: Why is that?
- 15:55Speaker 8: I've been in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston since we
- 15:59Speaker 8: were watching Friends.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
- 16:03Speaker 6: And my wife doesn't care. Come on.
- 16:05Speaker 8: Right.
- 16:05Speaker 1: All right. You think she's being a little bit of
- 16:07Speaker 1: a jerk here.
- 16:08Speaker 6: No, a lot.
- 16:09Speaker 1: A lot of a jerk. All right, Tony. He needs
- 16:13Speaker 1: to run.
- 16:14Speaker 5: He needs to run. He looks at somebody.
- 16:17Speaker 6: He looks at somebody in a grocery store. She can say, oh,
- 16:20Speaker 6: what are you, cheating?
- 16:21Speaker 1: Right. You say she's being a jerk, Tony. Well, thank
- 16:24Speaker 1: you for calling this morning. I hope you're feeling better, man.
- 16:25Speaker 6: Thank you. Have a good one.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Chelsea, it'll be good to get a woman's opinion on this.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm distracted from trying to kiss your dog in
- 16:31Speaker 4: the mouth.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Jerk or justify, Chelsea?
- 16:34Speaker 1: Chelsea, I brought my dog Bruce in, and he's distracting
- 16:36Speaker 1: everybody in here. Chelsea, do you think she's a jerk
- 16:39Speaker 1: or justified?
- 16:40Speaker 5: Definitely a jerk. She is trying to control him in
- 16:43Speaker 5: every way possible.
- 16:44Speaker 4: That's certainly what it sounds like, huh?
- 16:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Definitely. He needs to run.
- 16:49Speaker 1: I feel like there's other insecurities in the relationship already
- 16:51Speaker 1: that they're not dealing with.
- 16:52Speaker 5: There has to be.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. You say she's being a jerk. Thank
- 16:56Speaker 1: you for calling this morning.
- 16:57Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Y'all have a good morning. You too. Julie, good morning.
- 17:00Speaker 5: Good morning.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Jerk or justify, Julie?
- 17:02Speaker 6: Jerk.
- 17:02Speaker 7: You don't touch my GTA.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Yeah, right? That's awesome.
- 17:06Speaker 5: You do not.
- 17:07Speaker 3: I don't even let my husband tell me what to
- 17:09Speaker 3: do in GTA 5.
- 17:10Speaker 6: Right?
- 17:11Speaker 5: And I've beaten that thing like 25 times.
- 17:13Speaker 1: And are you excited for GTA 6?
- 17:16Speaker 5: No, I'm very disappointed in what I've heard about it.
- 17:18Speaker 5: I will not be buying it, unfortunately.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Well, that's a whole other argument that I can't get
- 17:23Speaker 1: in with you right now, but thank you for calling 93Q.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Is this Kathy? Yes, it is. Good morning, Kathy. What
- 17:27Speaker 1: do you think, jerk or justified?
- 17:29Speaker 8: Absolute jerk.
- 17:31Speaker 7: He doesn't even have the game in his possession yet,
- 17:33Speaker 7: and she's worried about it.
- 17:35Speaker 5: I think she's very insecure in her relationship.
- 17:37Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. Yeah, the game doesn't
- 17:39Speaker 1: even come out until November, by the way. It's not
- 17:40Speaker 1: like he's been playing it, and it's an issue already.
- 17:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I mean, the only issue I have with when the
- 17:45Speaker 1: game's coming out is you aren't playing it on Thanksgiving
- 17:48Speaker 1: when we have guests. Fair, which is a fair thing
- 17:51Speaker 1: to say. You say... Yeah, I think she's just a
- 17:55Speaker 1: very insecure person, and she's reading into stuff, and the
- 17:59Speaker 1: game's not.
- 17:59Speaker 5: Even here yet.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Thank you for calling, Kathy. You say certified jerk.
- 18:03Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Have a great weekend.
- 18:05Speaker 7: You too. Bye-bye.
- 18:06Speaker 1: See, when I get the game, I plan on having
- 18:08Speaker 1: two different versions of the game I'm going to play.
- 18:09Speaker 1: I'm going to play one version where they're in a
- 18:11Speaker 1: relationship and the second version where they're just friends and
- 18:13Speaker 1: he's super rude to her and he's like, come on,
- 18:15Speaker 1: hurry up, let's go.
- 18:16Speaker 6: Come on, let's do stuff.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Get in the car, toots, let's go. But you can
- 18:19Speaker 1: do either one.
- 18:20Speaker 3: I like your plan.
- 18:21Speaker 1: You can argue about this at Facebook, on our Facebook page.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Or you can also text JerkerJustified to 52140. And we
- 18:29Speaker 1: do it every morning around 7.15. It's JerkerJustified with Riggs, Caitlin,
- 18:33Speaker 1: and Erica on 93Q. So Elaine and Paul met in
- 18:36Speaker 1: a Facebook comment thread. Interesting. But they came together, went
- 18:40Speaker 1: on a couple of mini dates and kind of a
- 18:42Speaker 1: third date. Elaine apparently has a very busy schedule at home,
- 18:45Speaker 1: had to cancel a few times. She's being kind of dodgy.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Is that why he's not calling her back? Is that
- 18:50Speaker 1: the reason? Uh, let's get him on the phone and
- 18:51Speaker 1: find out this morning with second date update.
- 18:55Speaker 8: Hello?
- 18:56Speaker 1: Hey, this is Paul. It is. Hey, it's Riggs and
- 19:00Speaker 1: Caitlin and Erica from the 93Q morning show here in Houston. Okay.
- 19:04Speaker 8: Um, What do you guys.
- 19:06Speaker 6: Call me for?
- 19:06Speaker 3: Well, we're calling you because we know someone that really
- 19:09Speaker 3: likes you and wants to go on a date with you,
- 19:11Speaker 3: and if you're cool for it, we're going to pay
- 19:12Speaker 3: for the whole thing, and you already know this person.
- 19:15Speaker 7: Who is it?
- 19:16Speaker 1: Well, her name is Elaine. It's someone you've been out
- 19:19Speaker 1: with before, and I guess you've been out with her
- 19:21Speaker 1: a couple times, actually. She said that she's kind of
- 19:23Speaker 1: worried why you're not calling her. She thinks that it's
- 19:25Speaker 1: because you think she's living with someone. Is that why
- 19:28Speaker 1: you're not calling her back?
- 19:29Speaker 3: It's already a lot to unpack.
- 19:30Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:33Speaker 8: Yeah, actually, that's 100% why I haven't called her back.
- 19:39Speaker 8: But it doesn't really have anything to do with the
- 19:41Speaker 8: person living with her. So, I mean, during our final,
- 19:47Speaker 8: last date we got together, she actually told me she
- 19:52Speaker 8: fosters and adopts animals and is living with 11 cats.
- 19:57Speaker 1: With what now?
- 19:58Speaker 8: 11, 11 cats, 11, 11 cats. And look, look, I mean, guys,
- 20:05Speaker 8: come on. I mean, it's like, look, she has a
- 20:07Speaker 8: big heart. I mean, I like that she's trying to
- 20:09Speaker 8: help animals, but that is just.
- 20:11Speaker 3: It's a lot of litter boxes and cat hair and food.
- 20:14Speaker 8: It's not my speed. I don't like cats. I think
- 20:17Speaker 8: they're kind of evil. I've never gotten along with them.
- 20:20Speaker 8: There was this one as a kid that used to
- 20:22Speaker 8: bite and scratch the hell out of me. I'm just
- 20:26Speaker 8: not a cat person. My dad was allergic growing up.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Are you a dog person then? Because she said that
- 20:32Speaker 3: y'all met in a comment section about an animal needing
- 20:35Speaker 3: to be fostered or something like that.
- 20:37Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I like animals. I just don't like cats, really.
- 20:42Speaker 8: And yeah, I mean, I like dogs, but just cats
- 20:44Speaker 8: are not my jam. It's just like I just growing
- 20:46Speaker 8: up was just never it was never like a good experience.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Did you tell her that this is why you weren't
- 20:52Speaker 1: calling her back? Because she had 11 cats in her house.
- 20:55Speaker 8: So, I mean, I didn't have time because she got
- 20:58Speaker 8: a call and she had to leave early to go
- 21:00Speaker 8: foster her. another cat that a friend of hers found
- 21:04Speaker 8: like on the street or something. And like, look, I mean, look, I, I, I,
- 21:08Speaker 8: I respect what she does, but I just, that's not
- 21:11Speaker 8: kind of like the scene or the world that I
- 21:13Speaker 8: want to kind of be hanging out and look like
- 21:15Speaker 8: all these, you know, felines like in the, in the,
- 21:17Speaker 8: in the living room, like looking at me, you know,
- 21:18Speaker 8: it's like every move I make, you know, I'm thinking
- 21:20Speaker 8: they're going to lunge on me or something, you know?
- 21:23Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know. I just I don't know.
- 21:25Speaker 8: It's not really my thing.
- 21:26Speaker 3: And all of this came out on the third date.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Y'all had gone on a couple of dates and y'all
- 21:30Speaker 3: never really talked about the amount of cats. It wasn't
- 21:33Speaker 3: until this third date you realized.
- 21:34Speaker 8: Well, we went out a few times before that. I mean,
- 21:37Speaker 8: she mentioned that she was into rescuing cats. But the
- 21:40Speaker 8: extent of it, like the proximity of everything, the masses
- 21:47Speaker 8: of everything was not revealed until the last date.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Well, we've got Elaine on the phone and she's been
- 21:52Speaker 1: listening in. So we're going to bring her on the line. Elaine,
- 21:54Speaker 1: are you there?
- 21:54Speaker 6: Gosh.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:56Speaker 5: I mean, look, like I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly,
- 21:59Speaker 5: but like I'm telling you, like this is not something
- 22:03Speaker 5: that's like a forever plan for me. You know, like
- 22:05Speaker 5: I plan to rehome every single one of these cats
- 22:07Speaker 5: in the next few years.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Look, I mean.
- 22:09Speaker 8: So Elaine, I just I think you're a great person,
- 22:12Speaker 8: but I don't want to date someone who lives in
- 22:14Speaker 8: a humane society. And I think it's just I think
- 22:17Speaker 8: it's kind of I've always been kind of very clean
- 22:19Speaker 8: freak germaphobic kind of guy. And I just feel like
- 22:22Speaker 8: it's kind of like an unsanitary way to live. And look,
- 22:25Speaker 8: I I respect. your big heart and, but there's no
- 22:29Speaker 8: way like I could do another date. I mean, it's just,
- 22:32Speaker 8: I don't want to waste your time or my time.
- 22:34Speaker 8: I just, I can't do the cat thing, especially 11.
- 22:37Speaker 8: What now?
- 22:37Speaker 6: 12 cats.
- 22:38Speaker 8: I mean, do you have any more since the one
- 22:40Speaker 8: you had to go run off and, you know, help?
- 22:42Speaker 8: I mean, it's just, I'm sorry.
- 22:43Speaker 5: Hold on one sec. Can you just hold on? Cause
- 22:45Speaker 5: I have another call and it's my friend who's coming
- 22:47Speaker 5: over with like a litter of kittens.
- 22:49Speaker 3: What? Is that a joke? More cats?
- 22:52Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
- 22:53Speaker 1: It's just like, Well, I think she hung up, actually.
- 22:56Speaker 1: She's not there. Hey, you guys see what I mean, though?
- 22:59Speaker 8: It's too much.
- 23:00Speaker 3: 11 cats is a lot, and now we're adding a
- 23:02Speaker 3: litter of kittens to the cats.
- 23:04Speaker 4: That woman loves cats.
- 23:05Speaker 1: This really is too much. So I'm going to go
- 23:07Speaker 1: out and say probably not going to be any more
- 23:09Speaker 1: dates between you two.
- 23:10Speaker 8: No, there's not. I mean, I'm just going to be
- 23:12Speaker 8: up front with that.
- 23:13Speaker 6: There's not.
- 23:13Speaker 8: We're through and through. Null and void.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Not meow, not ever.
- 23:17Speaker 3: Wow.
- 23:18Speaker 1: 93Q. Five pop culture questions.
- 23:24Speaker 4: You get zero clues.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Win money from a bank account.
- 23:32Speaker 4: It's Caitlyn Can't Lose.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Powered by Houston Federal Credit Union. Going for win number
- 23:38Speaker 1: 635 this morning against another Caitlyn. Welcome, Caitlyn. Are you
- 23:44Speaker 1: there still?
- 23:48Speaker 5: Yes, I'm still here.
- 23:49Speaker 1: There you go. Are you Caitlyn with a C or
- 23:50Speaker 1: Caitlyn with a K?
- 23:52Speaker 5: Caitlin with a K, it's spelled exactly the same, one
- 23:55Speaker 5: more N.
- 23:56Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
- 23:57Speaker 3: Yes, I'd love to see it.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Caitlin.
- 23:59Speaker 3: There's so many different ways to spell Caitlin. You really
- 24:01Speaker 3: never know.
- 24:02Speaker 6: At least.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Caitlin.
- 24:03Speaker 7: There really is.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Caitlin with two Ns.
- 24:07Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 24:07Speaker 6: Wait.
- 24:08Speaker 1: She'll be Caitlin with two Ns. You're Caitlin with one N.
- 24:10Speaker 6: Okay.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Caitlin with two Ns. If you get more questions right
- 24:13Speaker 1: than Caitlin with one N, Caitlin with one N will
- 24:15Speaker 1: give you $ 1, 000. Caitlin with two Ns. Sound good?
- 24:17Speaker 5: Sounds great.
- 24:20Speaker 3: I know.
- 24:20Speaker 1: My head is also. Bless you.
- 24:22Speaker 4: That was Caitlin with one N.
- 24:24Speaker 1: That was Caitlin with one N. Please step outside, Caitlin
- 24:26Speaker 1: with one N. Don't go too far. Ah, there she goes. Okay,
- 24:33Speaker 1: Caitlin with two Ns. If you don't know an answer
- 24:35Speaker 1: to one of these, you just make something up, okay?
- 24:38Speaker 5: Okay.
- 24:39Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Question number one. Today, she
- 24:42Speaker 1: celebrates her birthday. Her husband is Jay-Z, and she's a
- 24:46Speaker 1: Houston native. What is her name?
- 24:49Speaker 3: Beyonce.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Question number two. It's National Chianti Day. Anthony Hopkins and
- 24:54Speaker 1: Jodie Foster starred in this 90s movie where they hunted
- 24:57Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill and Hannibal Lecter. What was the movie called?
- 25:03Speaker 5: It was called Silence of the Lambs.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Okay, question number three. On this day in 2022, Kelly
- 25:10Speaker 1: Clarkson won a singing competition on what reality show hosted
- 25:13Speaker 1: by Ryan Seacrest and Brian Dunkelman?
- 25:19Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson. You can pass if you want to.
- 25:32Speaker 2: She said The Voice.
- 25:33Speaker 1: The Voice? Okay. And question number four. A sold-out farewell
- 25:36Speaker 1: crowd at Nissan Stadium in Nashville was the highest-grossing concert
- 25:40Speaker 1: of all time, sending this country star off with a bang.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Who was the headliner of this show at Nissan Stadium?
- 25:48Speaker 8: Post Malone.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Okay, final question. In honor of Labor Day, is this
- 25:53Speaker 1: sound a woman in labor or a goat?
- 26:00Speaker 8: A goat.
- 26:01Speaker 6: All right.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Thank you very much. We will bring Caitlin back in. Maybe.
- 26:06Speaker 6: What?
- 26:06Speaker 1: Thought it was a fitting question for Labor Day weekend.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Welcome back in.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Where'd you get the guitar from?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Oh, you have a guitar.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Well, I had originally walked in
- 26:18Speaker 3: there to try and heat up my breakfast and our
- 26:22Speaker 3: engineer Cedric walked up and was like, hey, can you
- 26:24Speaker 3: hold this?
- 26:25Speaker 4: And then he ran off. I didn't even have time
- 26:27Speaker 4: to say no or I'm on the air or anything.
- 26:29Speaker 6: Who signed it?
- 26:30Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 26:31Speaker 3: And then he said I'll be right back, and he
- 26:33Speaker 3: never made it back, and so I'm just still.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Holding this guitar for him.
- 26:37Speaker 1: I should probably. Caitlin with two Ns. Caitlin with one
- 26:40Speaker 1: N has walked in with a random guitar. It's always something.
- 26:44Speaker 4: I don't really know where to put it.
- 26:46Speaker 1: Just set it down over there. Just don't drop it
- 26:48Speaker 1: on Bruce, please, our little dog Bruce, please. Thank you. Caitlin,
- 26:52Speaker 1: with one N, let's see how you do with the
- 26:53Speaker 1: same five questions. Question number one. Today she celebrates her birthday.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Her husband, Jay-Z, is... That's her husband, Jay-Z. She's from Houston.
- 27:02Speaker 6: What's her name?
- 27:02Speaker 1: Beyonce. Beyonce is correct. Question number two. It's National Chianti Day.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster starred in this 90s movie
- 27:11Speaker 1: where they hunted Buffalo Bill and Hannibal Lecter.
- 27:14Speaker 6: What was it called?
- 27:14Speaker 4: Silence of the Lambs.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Silence of the Lambs.
- 27:16Speaker 3: So disturbing.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Wait, was she a great big fan person? Question number four.
- 27:22Speaker 1: On this day in 2022, Kelly Clarkson won a singing
- 27:24Speaker 1: competition on what reality show hosted by Ryan Seacrest and
- 27:28Speaker 1: Brian Dunkelman?
- 27:30Speaker 4: American Idol.
- 27:30Speaker 1: American Idol is correct. Question number four. A sold-out farewell
- 27:35Speaker 1: crowd at Nissan Stadium in Nashville was the highest-grossing concert
- 27:38Speaker 1: of all time, sending this country star off with a bang.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Alan Jackson.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Alan Jackson is correct.
- 27:44Speaker 4: As it should be.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Final question in honor of Labor Day. Is this sound
- 27:49Speaker 1: a woman in labor or a goat?
- 27:54Speaker 4: Can you play it one more time?
- 27:55Speaker 1: I absolutely can. Is it a goat or a woman
- 27:59Speaker 1: in labor?
- 28:04Speaker 4: A goat. I believe that to be a goat.
- 28:05Speaker 1: That is definitely a goat.
- 28:06Speaker 2: I also don't think that's what Labor Day is, but.
- 28:08Speaker 1: No?
- 28:09Speaker 2: Would you like to know the score?
- 28:10Speaker 1: I would like to know the score, Erica, please.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Caitlyn with two Ns, three. Caitlyn with one N, five.
- 28:15Speaker 1: I'm also confused. But still, Caitlyn can't lose. But Caitlyn lost.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Caitlyn with one N can't lose.
- 28:22Speaker 8: I know.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Caitlyn with two Ns.
- 28:24Speaker 6: She lost.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Didn't pull through this morning.
- 28:25Speaker 6: It's all right.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Caitlin, with two Ns, we're not going to let you
- 28:27Speaker 1: go empty-handed. We got you tickets to see Jake Bush Wednesday,
- 28:30Speaker 1: September 23rd at the Pasadena Livestock Show and Rodeo. Congratulations.
- 28:35Speaker 1: But you did not win $ 1, 000 of Caitlin with one
- 28:40Speaker 1: N's money. Would you mind telling everybody why?
- 28:43Speaker 7: Because Caitlin with one N cannot lose.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Caitlin with one N cannot lose.
- 28:50Speaker 6: 635 wins.
- 28:50Speaker 1: You think you can take her down? Get signed up
- 28:51Speaker 1: to play QMorningShow.com. We play every morning at this time.
- 28:54Speaker 1: It's Caitlin Can't Lose on 93Q. You're a great American, Caitlin,
- 28:57Speaker 1: with two Ns.
- 29:00Speaker 4: Thanks for playing, Caitlin, with two Ns.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Hold on the phone one second, Caitlin, with two Ns.
- 29:04Speaker 1: It's so funny to have to keep saying it that way.
- 29:05Speaker 4: I'm going to go stand back out there with this guitar.
- 29:08Speaker 3: I still don't see Cedric out there.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Yeah, please take that out there. Find out who it's
- 29:12Speaker 1: signed by, too.
- 29:14Speaker 3: Careful!
- 29:14Speaker 1: You're going to break that thing.
- 29:15Speaker 6: It's 93Q.
- 29:17Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's country leader. We got tickets to Stella Lefty.
- 29:20Speaker 1: If you open up the 93Q app, you can register
- 29:22Speaker 1: to win them right there for her show at the
- 29:23Speaker 1: House of Blues on January 30th. Stella Lefty tickets. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
- 29:27Speaker 1: and Eric. It's time for our Friday tradition of... Dad
- 29:30Speaker 1: Joke Friday!
- 29:31Speaker 4: Bad Joke Friday!
- 29:33Speaker 1: These are dad jokes. They are bad jokes. Caitlin is
- 29:37Speaker 1: the current reigning champion of Dad Joke Friday. That's right,
- 29:39Speaker 1: that's right. Who we got on the phone for our
- 29:41Speaker 1: judge this morning? What is your name, miss?
- 29:44Speaker 6: Stephanie. Stephanie.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Where are you calling from?
- 29:47Speaker 3: Huntsville.
- 29:48Speaker 1: How many kids do you have, by the way?
- 29:50Speaker 7: Two.
- 29:51Speaker 6: Two? Okay. All right. Yeah.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Does your husband crush a lot of dad jokes out?
- 29:56Speaker 8: No.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Who does them in your house?
- 29:58Speaker 6: Is it you?
- 29:58Speaker 7: No.
- 29:59Speaker 3: No.
- 30:00Speaker 6: It's my child.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Oh, so you hear them from your children. So we
- 30:04Speaker 1: got to know our audience a little bit for Dad
- 30:05Speaker 1: Joke Friday.
- 30:06Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 30:07Speaker 4: My mind don't fit the audience today.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Oh, no. So the way it works, we all tell
- 30:12Speaker 1: a joke, and then you say who gets the point.
- 30:13Speaker 1: First one to two points wins. Caitlin, you're up first
- 30:15Speaker 1: because you hold the goat trophy.
- 30:17Speaker 3: All right. What do you call an Italian lady of
- 30:19Speaker 3: the night?
- 30:19Speaker 6: Oh, gosh.
- 30:20Speaker 5: What?
- 30:21Speaker 4: A pasta toot.
- 30:23Speaker 2: That's cute.
- 30:25Speaker 3: That's cute.
- 30:25Speaker 6: All right. Erica?
- 30:29Speaker 1: Um.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
- 30:34Speaker 7: Why?
- 30:35Speaker 2: Because the P is silent.
- 30:37Speaker 1: That's cute.
- 30:38Speaker 3: That's good. That's good.
- 30:38Speaker 6: Very cute.
- 30:40Speaker 1: What kind of bee always drops the football?
- 30:44Speaker 5: What?
- 30:45Speaker 1: A fumblebee. The football joke. Who gets the joke? Or
- 30:50Speaker 1: who gets the point? Caitlyn. Caitlyn.
- 30:55Speaker 6: Yes.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Point for Caitlyn.
- 30:56Speaker 7: All right.
- 30:57Speaker 6: You're up next. Go ahead.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Did you hear about the proctologist whose girlfriend cheated on him?
- 31:07Speaker 4: It totally wrecked him.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Wrecked him? Damn near killed him.
- 31:11Speaker 7: Oh.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Why did that.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Take me so long to understand that one? That was
- 31:15Speaker 2: a good one.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Erica, go ahead.
- 31:19Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
- 31:20Speaker 2: So my husband likes to send me these, but these
- 31:21Speaker 2: are not appropriate, and I'm going to kick him for
- 31:23Speaker 2: this because I'm like reading through all these. Okay. What
- 31:27Speaker 2: do you call a $ 2 chicken?
- 31:29Speaker 5: Chicken.
- 31:31Speaker 6: What?
- 31:31Speaker 3: Buck buck! That's good.
- 31:37Speaker 1: I don't even want to tell my joke now. That's
- 31:39Speaker 1: too good. Mine came from Jake Stewart, who sent me
- 31:42Speaker 1: one from our weekend.
- 31:43Speaker 3: You're telling a joke from Jake Stewart?
- 31:45Speaker 1: Like on the air? I'm telling a joke from Jake Stewart, yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Okay.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Yeah, it says, I'm a good guy. Every week, half
- 31:51Speaker 1: my paycheck goes to charity. And if she's not working,
- 31:54Speaker 1: it goes to Destiny or Jade.
- 31:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:59Speaker 1: That's a Jake joke.
- 31:59Speaker 7: Okay.
- 32:00Speaker 3: It is.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Who gets the point?
- 32:03Speaker 6: Erica.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Erica.
- 32:05Speaker 6: See?
- 32:05Speaker 1: I am out.
- 32:09Speaker 6: What?
- 32:09Speaker 1: My paycheck goes to charity. Thanks, Jake.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Wow.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Thanks, Jake.
- 32:13Speaker 5: We couldn't be on the same theme here.
- 32:16Speaker 7: Right?
- 32:16Speaker 1: All right. Caitlin and Erica, head-to-head for the final point
- 32:19Speaker 1: of Dad Joke Friday.
- 32:20Speaker 3: We just went... We went totally off the rails with
- 32:23Speaker 3: the inappropriate this round.
- 32:25Speaker 4: What is an.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Should I even say this one?
- 32:29Speaker 6: Yes.
- 32:29Speaker 3: What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
- 32:33Speaker 6: What?
- 32:34Speaker 3: Beat it.
- 32:34Speaker 4: We're closed.
- 32:39Speaker 6: She went there.
- 32:40Speaker 4: She went there.
- 32:41Speaker 3: I said, should I say it?
- 32:42Speaker 1: You said to do it.
- 32:43Speaker 2: That was one that my husband sent me that I said,
- 32:45Speaker 2: I cannot say that on the air.
- 32:46Speaker 1: She said it.
- 32:47Speaker 2: And you said it.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Erica, what's yours?
- 32:50Speaker 2: What do you call it when an inmate gets tased?
- 32:52Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 32:53Speaker 2: Shaka Khan.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, everybody. Chaka Khan. Who gets the point?
- 33:00Speaker 1: Final point.
- 33:01Speaker 5: Caitlyn.
- 33:02Speaker 6: Caitlyn!
- 33:04Speaker 1: Another win.
- 33:04Speaker 3: See, I should have said it. Remember, I used to
- 33:07Speaker 3: always do inappropriate, and I stopped doing it, and then
- 33:10Speaker 3: I started losing.
- 33:11Speaker 1: You got to stay raunchy.
- 33:12Speaker 3: Back on my streak.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Raunchy wins.
- 33:14Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 33:15Speaker 2: My husband's going to be so mad at me because
- 33:16Speaker 2: he's like, if you don't say these jokes, you're not
- 33:17Speaker 2: going to win.
- 33:18Speaker 3: You did say he sent you some raunchier ones, and
- 33:20Speaker 3: you didn't want to do them.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Stephanie, would you like to shout out your kids? Are
- 33:25Speaker 1: they listening this morning?
- 33:27Speaker 5: They're not.
- 33:27Speaker 7: They're at school.
- 33:28Speaker 4: That's a good thing.
- 33:29Speaker 5: Benjamin is on.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:30Speaker 6: All right.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Well, Stephanie, thank you for being our judge this morning
- 33:33Speaker 1: for Dad Joke Friday.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Bad Joke Friday.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Caitlin, you keep the goat trophy. It's all yours for
- 33:40Speaker 1: this week. We'll talk to you next time for Dad
- 33:42Speaker 1: Joke Friday. Thanks for playing, Stephanie.
- 33:44Speaker 5: You're a great American. Thank you.
- 33:45Speaker 7: Bye.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Coming up next this morning in a brand new second
- 33:47Speaker 1: date update.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Weston is recently divorced and says Taryn was the first
- 33:51Speaker 3: woman he's really connected with since getting back into dating.
- 33:54Speaker 3: The date went great, but looking back, there was one
- 33:56Speaker 3: thing Taryn noticed that night that Weston probably wishes she hadn't.
- 34:00Speaker 6: I mean, she did notice that I have like, you know,
- 34:04Speaker 6: on my left ring finger, like I have like a
- 34:07Speaker 6: little indentation. I joked about it, you know, that my
- 34:11Speaker 6: finger didn't get the divorce memo yet.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Sounds pretty fresh, doesn't it? Well, it definitely left Taryn wondering.
- 34:18Speaker 3: We're going to find out more next with Second Date Update.
- 34:21Speaker 1: This morning on Second Date Update, unfortunately, when people call,
- 34:24Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. But Weston's on the phone
- 34:26Speaker 1: this morning. Good morning, Weston. How are you, sir?
- 34:28Speaker 6: How are you doing?
- 34:30Speaker 3: We're better than you this morning, I am.
- 34:32Speaker 1: A little bit better than you. You've been ghosted, left
- 34:34Speaker 1: on read, man. What happened? Tell us about the date.
- 34:36Speaker 1: So it was Taryn that you met, right?
- 34:38Speaker 6: Yes, yes. So I'm recently divorced, and this was like
- 34:42Speaker 6: my first time really getting back into dating. So I
- 34:45Speaker 6: was already a little wary on this, but I matched
- 34:47Speaker 6: with Taryn.
- 34:48Speaker 3: On an app?
- 34:49Speaker 6: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm a little new to
- 34:51Speaker 6: these app things.
- 34:53Speaker 3: They're scary out there. Be careful.
- 34:54Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:56Speaker 6: So we went out for drink and dinner, and honestly,
- 35:00Speaker 6: I thought we clicked immediately. Like, great connection. We're getting
- 35:05Speaker 6: a little flirty. I mean, I just thought it was obvious. Like,
- 35:08Speaker 6: this was already like a win-win for sure. That's good.
- 35:12Speaker 2: And then nothing?
- 35:13Speaker 6: Now, yeah, I was straight up about my divorce and everything.
- 35:17Speaker 6: I didn't know if that made her uncomfortable, but I
- 35:21Speaker 6: did not get any of that vibe that anything I
- 35:24Speaker 6: was saying was bad. So I'm just really confused. I
- 35:27Speaker 6: thought we both wanted another date and nothing.
- 35:30Speaker 2: So besides the whole marriage thing, nothing else you could
- 35:33Speaker 2: think of that you said or made her uncomfortable or
- 35:35Speaker 2: anything like that?
- 35:36Speaker 6: No. Let's see. I'm trying to think, but I mean,
- 35:41Speaker 6: she did notice that I have like, you know, on
- 35:44Speaker 6: my left left ring finger, like I have like a
- 35:47Speaker 6: little indication.
- 35:48Speaker 3: How fresh is your divorce?
- 35:50Speaker 6: It's very recent. It's really not that long ago, but
- 35:55Speaker 6: it's nothing.
- 35:56Speaker 1: It's. So it looked fresh in her mind, like, oh,
- 35:59Speaker 1: you just took that off earlier tonight and now you're out.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Is there like a tan mark there still? Like, is
- 36:03Speaker 2: it that fresh?
- 36:04Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes. So I think that might have made
- 36:08Speaker 6: her comfortable.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Especially in Houston. That usually goes away pretty quickly.
- 36:16Speaker 6: But I don't wear my wedding ring anymore.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like you were honest with her. How
- 36:22Speaker 3: did the date end? What was the mood at the
- 36:25Speaker 3: end of the night? Was it, hey, I'll give you
- 36:26Speaker 3: a call back. You're going to hear from me.
- 36:28Speaker 6: I just honestly, we hugged. I mean, I did get
- 36:33Speaker 6: a kiss.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Oh, on the lips?
- 36:35Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes. Oh, they were lipsing. I thought she understood,
- 36:40Speaker 6: so I thought things were pretty clear. I joked about it,
- 36:44Speaker 6: you know, that my finger didn't get the divorce memo yet.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Okay.
- 36:48Speaker 6: And I thought it must have worked because I still
- 36:51Speaker 6: got the hug, still got a kiss.
- 36:52Speaker 7: Okay.
- 36:52Speaker 6: And then we said that we were going to see
- 36:54Speaker 6: each other, and we were texting.
- 36:57Speaker 1: When did she stop texting? Like, after the next day?
- 36:59Speaker 6: Yes, next day.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Well, what we can do is try to get her
- 37:02Speaker 1: on the phone and maybe get some answers from you,
- 37:04Speaker 1: if she'll even answer our calls. I mean, if she's
- 37:05Speaker 1: not answering you, maybe she'll answer us. Please.
- 37:08Speaker 6: I just, I just, I'm just so confused. I want
- 37:10Speaker 6: to know. I really do.
- 37:11Speaker 7: Great.
- 37:12Speaker 2: We'll do that coming up next on I3Q Second Date
- 37:14Speaker 2: Update with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
- 37:15Speaker 3: Weston says he's back out on the dating scene after
- 37:18Speaker 3: recently getting divorced, and he went on a first date
- 37:21Speaker 3: with Taryn, which he thought went really well. Now, she
- 37:23Speaker 3: did notice that his wedding ring had freshly been removed
- 37:26Speaker 3: from his finger, but they went on to share a
- 37:28Speaker 3: kiss at the end of the.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Night after that.
- 37:30Speaker 2: On the lips.
- 37:31Speaker 1: On the lips.
- 37:32Speaker 3: So why is she not calling him back? Let's find
- 37:34Speaker 3: out now with Second Date Update.
- 37:38Speaker 7: Hey.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Hey.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Hey.
- 37:41Speaker 3: No one ever answers us like that. Hi, Taryn.
- 37:44Speaker 7: How's it going?
- 37:46Speaker 1: It's going.
- 37:47Speaker 3: This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. It's like you knew
- 37:49Speaker 3: it was us calling.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we're just in the middle of
- 37:51Speaker 1: a conversation.
- 37:52Speaker 7: I'm usually just that friendly.
- 37:53Speaker 6: Okay.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Well, that makes this even more interesting.
- 37:56Speaker 2: She doesn't even ask, like, why are you calling or
- 37:58Speaker 2: anything like that.
- 37:59Speaker 1: Don't you wonder?
- 37:59Speaker 7: I mean, yes. I mean, I kind of have an
- 38:03Speaker 7: idea because I listen to you guys.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Oh.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Oh, you listened to Second Date Update before?
- 38:08Speaker 7: I know about it, yeah.
- 38:09Speaker 6: Oh, God.
- 38:09Speaker 2: So who do you think we're calling about?
- 38:11Speaker 7: The only one person that's very suspicious.
- 38:13Speaker 3: Very suspicious?
- 38:14Speaker 5: Why? Weston.
- 38:15Speaker 7: Are you calling about Weston?
- 38:17Speaker 3: Yes, we are.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Why is he suspicious?
- 38:20Speaker 1: Other than the fact that he's gotten out of a divorce.
- 38:22Speaker 8: Right.
- 38:22Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:23Speaker 7: The end. So I guess I can tell you a
- 38:25Speaker 7: little bit about it. But like we we went on
- 38:28Speaker 7: our first date. Very handsome. Very sweet. Like, you know,
- 38:32Speaker 7: ask all the right questions, whatever. And it went really,
- 38:36Speaker 7: really well. And I noticed the wedding ring mark on
- 38:39Speaker 7: his finger. Like, you know, it's like a little tan mark, whatever.
- 38:42Speaker 7: And I didn't really think anything of it. Like he
- 38:46Speaker 7: told me that he was recently divorced.
- 38:47Speaker 5: Understandable.
- 38:48Speaker 7: It happens to the best of us, whatever. And then
- 38:50Speaker 7: I got home. And then I decided to look him
- 38:53Speaker 7: up on social media again. And then, like, I stalked
- 38:56Speaker 7: his Instagram. And then I didn't even think to check
- 38:58Speaker 7: his Facebook. But Facebook's really where it's at. You know
- 39:01Speaker 7: what I'm saying? Like, if you want some, like, some
- 39:02Speaker 7: real stuff, like, Facebook is where you need to go.
- 39:06Speaker 3: What'd you find?
- 39:06Speaker 7: I go on Facebook. And I see wedding photos. And
- 39:10Speaker 7: not old wedding photos. Like, pictures posted three weeks ago. What?
- 39:15Speaker 1: And so.
- 39:16Speaker 7: Yeah, three weeks ago.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Like with his wife?
- 39:18Speaker 5: Her ex-wife?
- 39:19Speaker 1: Actually, you never know.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows?
- 39:22Speaker 6: I'm baffled.
- 39:23Speaker 7: So no, listen, this is where it gets even more
- 39:25Speaker 7: weirder because they weren't even wedding photos. They were, it
- 39:28Speaker 7: was a vow renewal, a vow renewal.
- 39:31Speaker 1: What? Yeah.
- 39:32Speaker 7: Dressed up everything, you know, people were there exchanging vows,
- 39:36Speaker 7: family and friends. And I'm thinking to myself, like, why
- 39:39Speaker 7: even go to this extent in this era? You know,
- 39:41Speaker 7: people are like, of course I'm going to look you up. Like,
- 39:44Speaker 7: why would you even, why? This could have been so simple.
- 39:47Speaker 6: Hold on.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Weston's on the other line. He's been listening, and you
- 39:49Speaker 1: know how this works, but he told us something completely different. Weston,
- 39:53Speaker 1: are you there?
- 39:53Speaker 7: He probably was.
- 39:55Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I'm here. Let me go ahead and explain.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you? Yeah, please.
- 40:01Speaker 6: Okay, technically, the divorce isn't finalized. I will be perfectly
- 40:07Speaker 6: honest with that. It is not finalized, but we are separated.
- 40:10Speaker 6: My marriage is over. We are not getting back together.
- 40:14Speaker 6: We are not playing any games. crazy games. I know
- 40:17Speaker 6: you have that assumption.
- 40:18Speaker 1: What's with a vow? What is a vow renewal for?
- 40:21Speaker 6: Why?
- 40:21Speaker 5: Okay.
- 40:22Speaker 6: So my, our extended families don't know that we're separating
- 40:27Speaker 6: and we had already scheduled a vow renewal, you know,
- 40:30Speaker 6: before we had already paid for everything and canceling would
- 40:34Speaker 6: have meant thousands of dollars and explaining everything to everyone.
- 40:37Speaker 6: So we just kind of agreed to, you know, go
- 40:39Speaker 6: along with it for the family.
- 40:41Speaker 3: Do they know now that you guys are separating?
- 40:43Speaker 1: Uh, They will now if they're listening to this.
- 40:46Speaker 3: What if they would have seen you out on a
- 40:47Speaker 3: date with somebody?
- 40:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Like, what?
- 40:51Speaker 3: This seems a little fishy, my guy. Yeah. Yep.
- 40:54Speaker 6: Our family just, they don't go around town and stuff.
- 40:59Speaker 6: They don't really know a lot about that stuff or anything.
- 41:01Speaker 6: So it was going to be fine. They don't live
- 41:04Speaker 6: in this area. So we didn't think it would be
- 41:06Speaker 6: a big deal. But we didn't want to ruffle any
- 41:08Speaker 6: feathers and, you know, make people mad. Taryn?
- 41:11Speaker 1: Maybe not. I don't want to date you about that.
- 41:14Speaker 7: Do you see how messy this is?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 41:16Speaker 3: It also potentially puts you in a bad situation because
- 41:19Speaker 3: if y'all were to really hit it off and start
- 41:21Speaker 3: dating seriously and his family is still thinking, you know,
- 41:25Speaker 3: that that you're married or that you're very freshly divorced
- 41:29Speaker 3: and you've got this other woman already like that doesn't
- 41:32Speaker 3: put people in a good light.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 41:34Speaker 7: It's not a good look for integrity also. Like, what
- 41:37Speaker 7: am I, what role do you want me to play?
- 41:39Speaker 5: Like, what?
- 41:40Speaker 7: Your cover up? I'm confused. Like, no, I'm okay.
- 41:43Speaker 1: And Weston, technically you're out there cheating around on your wife.
- 41:45Speaker 1: You're still technically married. Right.
- 41:47Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, that's semantics. We are. There is nothing.
- 41:52Speaker 6: We are not cheating.
- 41:53Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
- 41:53Speaker 6: She's already moved on to. We both ended this marriage.
- 41:56Speaker 6: She's moved on. I'm moving on.
- 41:59Speaker 7: You need a moment after moving on. Let's just say
- 42:02Speaker 7: that you need a solid moment.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Yes.
- 42:04Speaker 5: Yeah, for real.
- 42:06Speaker 6: I'm not unfaithful. I just know that much. I don't cheat.
- 42:09Speaker 6: That's nothing of what I have ever done in any relationship.
- 42:13Speaker 6: It just didn't work out with us, so I was
- 42:15Speaker 6: hoping to move on, and honestly, I thought we were
- 42:17Speaker 6: hitting it off. I thought everything was going well, so
- 42:20Speaker 6: I'm just a little confused.
- 42:21Speaker 3: No, I'm just getting it's too soon, and there's some
- 42:23Speaker 3: things that need to.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Be worked out first.
- 42:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Sounds like you've probably been checked out of this
- 42:27Speaker 1: marriage for a while, and you're just ready to get
- 42:28Speaker 1: back in the game, but maybe you need to take
- 42:30Speaker 1: a couple breaths before you get back into this, Weston.
- 42:33Speaker 6: Maybe.
- 42:33Speaker 1: It just Tara, would you want to go out on
- 42:36Speaker 1: a second date with this guy? If we paid for it,
- 42:38Speaker 1: would you go out with him again?
- 42:39Speaker 4: Is she even there?
- 42:42Speaker 3: I think she hung up.
- 42:43Speaker 1: I think she hung up, too.
- 42:46Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gone.
- 42:47Speaker 5: No, sorry. I just dialed out.
- 42:48Speaker 7: I'm tired of listening to him.
- 42:50Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Okay.
- 42:52Speaker 1: There's our answer. We'll call that a no.
- 42:54Speaker 3: Maybe you guys can reconvene at a later date.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Maybe down the road, but not now.
- 42:58Speaker 7: Yeah, in an afterlife when he's not married in heaven.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Oh, God. Well, thank you all both for your time
- 43:03Speaker 1: this morning. Weston, good luck out there, man. This morning
- 43:20Speaker 1: we go to Alabama for our Dingus of the Day.
- 43:23Speaker 2: Alabama?
- 43:24Speaker 1: That's right. Police say they busted a guy connected in
- 43:26Speaker 1: a multi-state theft operation targeting funeral homes. But this guy
- 43:31Speaker 1: wasn't taking jewelry, wasn't taking money. He was stealing stretchers.
- 43:37Speaker 1: Like those stretchers that they wield.
- 43:39Speaker 6: For what?
- 43:40Speaker 1: He was selling them, trying to get them on the aftermarket,
- 43:43Speaker 1: I guess. Investigators in Ozark, Alabama say that Michael Johnson,
- 43:49Speaker 1: guess where he's from?
- 43:49Speaker 4: Florida.
- 43:52Speaker 1: As they started- They discovered what they described as a
- 43:56Speaker 1: sophisticated ring of crimes targeting mortuaries in the South, Alabama, Georgia, Florida,
- 44:00Speaker 1: South Carolina. They used flock cameras to catch this guy.
- 44:04Speaker 3: So they had a need for these, obviously.
- 44:06Speaker 6: They did, yeah.
- 44:07Speaker 1: So this guy wasn't allegedly just randomly stealing a stretcher.
- 44:11Speaker 1: They say that there was a whole bunch of different
- 44:13Speaker 1: ones that he was doing from different places. So he
- 44:14Speaker 1: was eventually found in Pinellas County, Florida. He's currently stolen
- 44:19Speaker 1: $ 106, 000 worth of.
- 44:24Speaker 6: Stretchers. Wow.
- 44:26Speaker 3: This is so strange.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Very weird. He's awaiting extradition on the trial to where
- 44:30Speaker 1: he's facing charges in Alabama. So he's stuck in jail
- 44:32Speaker 1: in Florida waiting to go back to Alabama. But what
- 44:34Speaker 1: a silly thing to steal. Like, I'm going to take
- 44:37Speaker 1: these stretchers.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Of all things, you're like, you know what? You don't
- 44:39Speaker 2: want to steal that.
- 44:40Speaker 1: That's the side hustle I want. Stretchers. Funeral home stretchers.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Maybe it's for a haunted house business.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Could be, Caitlin.
- 44:47Speaker 3: Could be.
- 44:47Speaker 1: But this all makes sense because it's all in the South. Alabama, Florida.
- 44:52Speaker 1: It all tracks. Yep. Now the dingus of the day.
- 44:55Speaker 6: Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica present the Ricoh Report.
- 44:58Speaker 1: What's trending in Houston and beyond?
- 45:01Speaker 2: So apparently Jennifer Aniston's friends aren't really sold on her
- 45:04Speaker 2: new boyfriend. I'll tell you who he is and why
- 45:06Speaker 2: they're not sold in just a second. But, oh, by
- 45:10Speaker 2: the way, still no verdict. So we're on the watch.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Oh, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, still nothing.
- 45:16Speaker 2: So did you know that there are 20 farms across
- 45:18Speaker 2: North America that have created Dolly Parton corn mazes?
- 45:21Speaker 1: About this?
- 45:22Speaker 6: 20.
- 45:22Speaker 2: 20?
- 45:23Speaker 6: 20.
- 45:23Speaker 4: I want to go to one of those.
- 45:27Speaker 2: Also, have you ever looked at a corn maze and
- 45:28Speaker 2: thought to yourself, how?
- 45:31Speaker 1: How?
- 45:31Speaker 6: Yes.
- 45:33Speaker 1: How do you do it? There's a dewberry farm in
- 45:35Speaker 1: Brookshire that Lainey Wilson won a couple years ago. I
- 45:37Speaker 1: wonder if they're one of the ones.
- 45:38Speaker 2: I love dewberry farms.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder if they're doing it this year.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Have you guys ever had like a mild panic attack
- 45:43Speaker 2: when you're trying to.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Find your way out?
- 45:44Speaker 5: Because I have.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Good thing about a corn maze, you just force your
- 45:48Speaker 1: way out because it's just corn.
- 45:49Speaker 2: So we all love Sandra Bullock. Who doesn't? She's amazing. Caitlin,
- 45:54Speaker 2: you're going to love her even more because she says
- 45:57Speaker 2: that she, quote unquote, saw alien ships flying around years ago.
- 46:01Speaker 2: And now she feels vindicated because government files on UFOs
- 46:04Speaker 2: have eyewitness accounts of legitimate pilots seeing ships flying in
- 46:08Speaker 2: the exact same formation that she saw. And she was like,
- 46:12Speaker 2: y'all said I was crazy.
- 46:13Speaker 5: Same.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Now it's all coming out that I'm not the crazy one.
- 46:16Speaker 4: We knew, Sandra.
- 46:17Speaker 1: How many people were they saying were crazy over the
- 46:19Speaker 1: years that are now like, huh? See?
- 46:20Speaker 7: See?
- 46:21Speaker 1: I did see that.
- 46:21Speaker 2: You don't want to believe in that stuff, but if
- 46:23Speaker 2: Sandra Bullock says it, I believe it.
- 46:25Speaker 1: Yep.
- 46:25Speaker 3: We're here for Sandra. We ride for Sandra.
- 46:27Speaker 1: We ride or die with Sandy B.
- 46:29Speaker 7: All right.
- 46:29Speaker 2: This is a huge allegedly because the sources are kind
- 46:33Speaker 2: of like a tabloid trash type of thing. But, you know,
- 46:35Speaker 2: they're more right than not, mainly, really. So sources say
- 46:40Speaker 2: that some of Jennifer Aniston's friends aren't sold on her boyfriend,
- 46:42Speaker 2: Jim Curtis. They say they worry he could be an
- 46:45Speaker 2: opportunist and feel like he can come off a bit performative.
- 46:48Speaker 2: So apparently when they're, like, all together, he's, like, a
- 46:51Speaker 2: total show-off. And he's, like, overdoing, like, overacting, basically, in
- 46:56Speaker 2: front of them. And then, like, he'll do, like, all this, like,
- 46:58Speaker 2: love-bombing stuff to her, and they're like, oh, and her
- 47:01Speaker 2: friends are like, it's just not right.
- 47:03Speaker 3: I don't know why, but his face gives me that. Like,
- 47:07Speaker 3: looking at him gives me that type of energy.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that, too. I have to be
- 47:11Speaker 1: over the top. I'm Jennifer Aniston's.
- 47:15Speaker 4: I'm an actor.
- 47:16Speaker 1: I'm an actor.
- 47:17Speaker 2: I am an actor.