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Things That Must Go from August 5th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio. These are things
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  Speaker 1: that are bugging you that you need to get off
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  Speaker 1: your chest as soon as you can, things that are
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  Speaker 1: just well, they've gotten under your skin so much that
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  Speaker 1: you say the last straw. I know what I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: I'll send it to Radio from Hell. Put it down
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  Speaker 1: in an email, send it to Radio from Hell, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe if they read it on the air, I'll feel
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  Speaker 1: better and maybe, and sometimes sometimes these things disappear when
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  Speaker 1: we read them. So just send your muscos to Radio
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  Speaker 1: from Hell at X ninety six dot com. Put musco
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  Speaker 1: in the subject line. Let's see I'll go. I'll go
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  Speaker 1: first today because I have a couple of my own. First,
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  Speaker 1: my first thing that must go is any photo taken
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  Speaker 1: of me after the year two thousand, Any any photo,
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  Speaker 1: any video, anything. If I could just make them disappear.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna take a while, well I know.
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  Speaker 1: But I would like them to go. And then also
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  Speaker 1: a thing that must go is you know that little
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  Speaker 1: box on your computer and it says remember me or
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  Speaker 1: remember this computer, or keep me signed in? And they
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  Speaker 1: never do, they don't ever do, they don't work. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why it's there. This one says Hi radio
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  Speaker 1: from Hell Heroes, you can use my name. It's Stacy.
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  Speaker 1: There's a Musco at the end here, so bear with me.
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  Speaker 1: I also found myself watching old Twilight Zone episodes this
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  Speaker 1: last weekend, and my favorite takeaway from nineteen fifty nine
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  Speaker 1: season one, episode twenty two, The Monsters are Due on
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  Speaker 1: Maple Street, was Rod Serling's statement the tools of conquest
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  Speaker 1: do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout.
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  Speaker 1: There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to
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  Speaker 1: be found only in the minds of men. For the record,
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  Speaker 1: prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless
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  Speaker 1: write and search for a scapegoat as a fallout all
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  Speaker 1: of its own for the children and the children yet unborn.
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  Speaker 1: And the pity of it is that these things cannot
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  Speaker 1: be confined to the Twilight Zone. My thing that must
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  Speaker 1: go is that almost seventy years later, we still haven't
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  Speaker 1: figured it out. Also, cars that change ways in an
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  Speaker 1: intersection must go. Thanks for trying to make the world
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  Speaker 1: a better place. I'm trying to Stacy, and this one
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  Speaker 1: is good morning, lords. I'm Tasha in North Ogna. Oh Hi, Tasha,
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  Speaker 1: my thing that must go insurance having so much control
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  Speaker 1: of your health. Years ago, my amazing sister went through
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  Speaker 1: all of the craziness of fighting breast cancer, chemo, radiation, surgery,
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  Speaker 1: you name it. A couple of months later, her mammogram
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  Speaker 1: discovered a suspicious lump on her other dress. What must
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  Speaker 1: go is the fact that, because she had already been
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  Speaker 1: through this, she wanted to get him asectomy. Her doctor
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  Speaker 1: told her that insurance would not cover it because she
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  Speaker 1: is over fifty. First of all, it's her health and
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  Speaker 1: her body. Wouldn't it cheaper just to let her have
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  Speaker 1: the surgery than risk of her having to go through
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  Speaker 1: all those treatments again? And why age fifty do we
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  Speaker 1: just start to plan death at that age? I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand this. And my heart goes out to anyone experiencing
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  Speaker 1: difficulties physically or mentally because their insurance won't step up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big ask. I know, appreciation and many things
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  Speaker 1: for all of you. Do You are all my emotional
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  Speaker 1: insurance for personal sanity.
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  Speaker 3: Goosha Gina, Greetings lords. Being in the hospital for a bit,
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  Speaker 3: I need to wear a mask for my protection when
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  Speaker 3: I go out of the room. I'm in I keep
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  Speaker 3: a mask candy on the bedside table that I use
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  Speaker 3: throughout the day. For some reason, almost everyone who comes
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  Speaker 3: into my room for exam, transport or physical therapy will
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  Speaker 3: grab my mask off the table and hand it to
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  Speaker 3: me to wear, while by the time they molest the
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  Speaker 3: surface of my mask that goes on my face with
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  Speaker 3: their gloved hand, I have no further interest in wanting
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  Speaker 3: to wear it. I don't know where your gloved hand
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  Speaker 3: has been. I know you came into my room with
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  Speaker 3: your gloves on. You know, it's like when someone asks
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  Speaker 3: for a tissue and you hand them the whole box.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take a new mask.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks molesting my mask with your gloved hands and thinking
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to wear it must go. My right leg
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  Speaker 3: not wanting to work correctly or move must go. And
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  Speaker 3: also lymphoma must go. Bonus my girl from my girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: construction on seventh East Muscoh. Those are from our friend
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  Speaker 3: Johnny Deet. Let's see this is from Mitchell. My thing
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  Speaker 3: that must go is bad grammar, incorrect punctuation. In college,
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  Speaker 3: I'm finishing my bachelor's degree and I'm sometimes astonished at
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  Speaker 3: the writing in these three and four hundred level classes.
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  Speaker 2: Yours faithfully, Mitchell.
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  Speaker 3: And then finally this from Maria. Good morning, my lords.
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  Speaker 3: I have a musco that would greatly improve my mental
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  Speaker 3: health and my marriage. Bless his heart, but my husband
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  Speaker 3: is completely illiterate in alsh repairs, furniture assembly, and basic troubleshooting.
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  Speaker 2: Book smart not street smart. If you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's me.
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  Speaker 3: Please make this go away, as I lose my sanity
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  Speaker 3: when he can't figure out how to install batteries properly
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  Speaker 3: or look to see if an outlet needs to be reset.
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  Speaker 3: Please know he's an amazing man with many great skills
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  Speaker 3: and talents, but this needs to go much Thanks Maria.
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  Speaker 1: That could have been my wife.
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  Speaker 2: This one from the foot of Mount Doom your home. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: our stupid, dying led bulb in the kitchen. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a strobe light for like five minutes. Every time we
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  Speaker 2: turn turn the light on. It's a disco. Just die
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  Speaker 2: or works.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the boss said to me.
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  Speaker 3: The other day.
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  Speaker 2: This one from Sarah of Vegas. Let's see, I came
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  Speaker 2: home yesterday to find that my husband had bought a
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  Speaker 2: cordless karaoke microphone so that he could walk around and
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  Speaker 2: amplify all of the silly songs and sounds he makes up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, I have lived with five year olds quieter
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  Speaker 2: than this guy. He cannot make a noise in heaven forbid.
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  Speaker 2: He learns a new word, gets stuck on an interesting
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  Speaker 2: one that he repeats over and over randomly, like a chupacabra.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why, ach. I can tune all of
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  Speaker 2: this out most of the time. But now he has
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  Speaker 2: a microphone, and I think that I will go in
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  Speaker 2: saying he is a funny guy who has a k
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  Speaker 2: who is a kid at heart, and I love him
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  Speaker 2: for that. But that microphone maybe the death of me.
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  Speaker 2: Please make it go. Oh Sarah, that's just awful, good luck.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see this one must go people saying hundred instead
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  Speaker 2: of hundred people who go to the dog park for
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  Speaker 2: a picnic but then get upset about dogs disturbing them
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  Speaker 2: because well you're down on the ground food, so clearly, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's see, and let's see. Another thing is that people
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  Speaker 2: must go is not using four way stops correctly.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I encounter that daily.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's yeah, it's you know, people are just so
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  Speaker 1: hesitant about.
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  Speaker 2: It that I did.
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  Speaker 3: I Sometimes you're not paying attention, and you're not sure
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  Speaker 3: who got there first. I get that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see this one from Marwin. For the love
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  Speaker 2: of God, somebody, anybody go to Mitch McConnell's hospital room.
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  Speaker 2: The man has been seen in weeks. Supposedly, nurses that
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  Speaker 2: work at the hospital haven't been able to find him
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  Speaker 2: after looking through every room and the building, and despite
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  Speaker 2: posturing that he isn't very happy about it, the governor
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  Speaker 2: hasn't seemed to force the issue very much. I know
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  Speaker 2: everyone jokes about America being run by a nursing home
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  Speaker 2: to begin with, but at this point, I'm expecting the
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  Speaker 2: funeral announcement days after they have his replacement picked out.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, this one of the better musk goes that
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  Speaker 2: we've had in a while. In my opinion, my thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go is when my grinder host won't move
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  Speaker 2: his five yappie pups out of the bedroom during a
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  Speaker 2: hook up. It's already difficult to set up a time
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  Speaker 2: to meet on this app, but it's nearly impossible to
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  Speaker 2: get in the mood when one of the dogs is
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  Speaker 2: licking my foot and two others are watching while while
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  Speaker 2: we're getting down and dirty.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Great Musco begs that must go on the radio show