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Donald Drumpf Theatre #242: The Fortunate Son Falls Asleep At His Soggy Birthday Parade While Five Million March Against Him · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: You have tuned into Donald Trump Theater number 242.
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  The fortunate son falls asleep at his soggy birthday parade
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  while five million
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  SPEAKER_03: march against him.
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  The new old president needs an elbow in the side this week on
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  the Donald Trump
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  SPEAKER_03: Theater radio show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stay tuned.
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  It's time again for Donald Drunk Theater No one knows what is
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  up or down Jack or
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  white Legal or impeachable Everything is made believe in Donald
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  Drunk Theater So
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  let's pull the curtain back We are controlling transmission if
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  we wish to make it
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  SPEAKER_03: louder
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
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  of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into...
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  The president of the United States has the authority to do what
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  the president has
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  SPEAKER_03: the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You will respect my...
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would, Ken.
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  SPEAKER_00: The things that this show has called him,
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  SPEAKER_00: this approach is,
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess it's kind of like we're living in the Twilight Zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rockin', rollin', splishin', splashin' over the horizon.
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  SPEAKER_03: What can it be?
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  SPEAKER_03: First, let me just say this to start off.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mental health,
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  SPEAKER_03: electric vehicle,
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  SPEAKER_03: Gulf of Mexico,
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  SPEAKER_03: energy conversion,
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  SPEAKER_03: gay,
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  SPEAKER_03: birth flu,
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  SPEAKER_03: advocate,
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  SPEAKER_03: pregnant person,
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  SPEAKER_03: immigrants,
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  SPEAKER_03: intersex,
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  SPEAKER_03: victim,
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  SPEAKER_03: male,
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  SPEAKER_03: dominated care.
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  SPEAKER_02: Diversity,
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  SPEAKER_02: tribal,
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  SPEAKER_02: transgender,
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  SPEAKER_02: Hispanic,
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  SPEAKER_03: green,
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  SPEAKER_03: fluoride,
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  SPEAKER_03: female,
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  SPEAKER_03: hate,
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  SPEAKER_03: injustice,
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  SPEAKER_03: opportunity.
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  non-conforming sex hate speech climate change they them tile
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  drainage trauma
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  privilege uterus men who have sex with men measles peanut
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  allergy abortion
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  SPEAKER_03: commercial sex
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  SPEAKER_03: the last few days,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll be honest,
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  SPEAKER_03: I was feeling pretty bummed about the state of American democracy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know, you're thinking to yourself, but everything's been so great.
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  SPEAKER_03: But seriously, in the span of about 72 hours, a sitting U.S.
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  senator was thrown to the ground and handcuffed for asking a
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  question at a press conference.
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  SPEAKER_03: A Cabinet official said federal troops were deployed to liberate L.A.
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  SPEAKER_03: from its elected leaders.
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  SPEAKER_03: Active-duty Marines detained a U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: citizen on American soil.
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  SPEAKER_03: A right-wing assassin murdered a Minnesota lawmaker.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then Republicans shamelessly lied about it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tanks?
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  SPEAKER_03: Rolled down the streets of Washington for the president's birthday.
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  The president threatened to get us mired in yet another
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  disastrous war in the Middle East.
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  Israel attacked Iran,
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  setting off a conflict that's escalating as we speak.
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  SPEAKER_03: RFK replaced the CDC's vaccine policy advisors.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then the president posted an insane screed,
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  SPEAKER_03: ordering federal agents to go after Democrat power centers.
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  And then the president's family debuted a new cell phone
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  company called Trump
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  SPEAKER_03: Mobile,
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  SPEAKER_03: along with a smartphone called the T1 phone that comes in gold.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, it's just gold spray paint.
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  I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red
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  door,
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  I must have it been to black
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  SPEAKER_03: Last weekend,
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  ICE conducted sweeping raids across the country as part of an
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  escalation ordered by
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  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Miller.
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  Reportedly told ICE officials to just go out there and arrest
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  illegal aliens,
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  SPEAKER_03: suggesting they target Home Depots or 7-Eleven convenience stores.
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  SPEAKER_03: So,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's what happened,
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  SPEAKER_03: and from the start,
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  SPEAKER_03: it was a mess,
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  SPEAKER_03: resulting in scenes like this in LA.
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  We have obtained Citizen App video from this morning showing
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  multiple people
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  SPEAKER_02: getting detained by Homeland Security.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's still unclear how many people were detained and for what reason.
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  SPEAKER_02: The man says, my friend started yelling ice, ice, ice.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought he was joking, but he wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then I saw all the day laborers starting to run.
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  SPEAKER_03: In response to raids like that,
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  LA saw days of escalating protests as community members rallied
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  around their
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  SPEAKER_03: neighbors,
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  SPEAKER_03: something that Trump seized upon as an opportunity to do this.
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  I've deployed thousands of National Guard troops and hundreds
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  of Marines to protect
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  SPEAKER_03: federal law enforcement from the attacks of a vicious and violent mob.
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  SPEAKER_03: OK, I know I'm not saying anything new right now, but he is such a dick!
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  SPEAKER_03: And for good reason.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because despite a lot of sensationalist news coverage,
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  SPEAKER_03: all of this was well within the city's controls.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's all happening in a small part of downtown L.A.,
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  SPEAKER_02: at and around City Hall and the federal building,
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  where detainees from ICE raids have been taken just a few
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  blocks in a county of
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  SPEAKER_02: nearly 10 million people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass tells us...
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  SPEAKER_03: if there was nothing for them to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right!
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  SPEAKER_03: And why would you send troops if there was nothing for them to do?
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  There was some sporadic vandalism and rock throwing and some
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  Waymo cars were set on
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  SPEAKER_03: fire,
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  but those were isolated incidents not at all representative of
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  the protest as a
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  SPEAKER_03: whole.
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  SPEAKER_03: So the federal response felt completely over the top.
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  especially when you consider troops will apparently be there
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  for 60 days at a cost
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  SPEAKER_03: to taxpayers of roughly $134 million.
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  Much of the violence and unrest we've seen in LA actually came
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  from the authorities.
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  SPEAKER_03: There have been multiple incidents of police abusing protesters,
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  SPEAKER_03: members of the press were also assaulted,
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  SPEAKER_03: and at one point,
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  Senator Alex Padilla was even forced to the ground and cuffed
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  when he tried asking
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  SPEAKER_03: Kristi Noem a question at a press conference.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the fact, the supposed peacekeepers were escalating the situation
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  SPEAKER_03: led to ironies like when Trump posted,
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  SPEAKER_03: arrest the people in face masks now,
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  SPEAKER_03: and what do these people have to hide and why?
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  Which is pretty hard to take,
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  given many of those in masks were ICE agents themselves.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tastes a little teary gas.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tasted like fascism.
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  Trump had his much-anticipated stupid sweet 16 disguised as a
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  tribute to the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: Army.
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  SPEAKER_03: He bone-spurred his way out of.
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  After all the hype and money,
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  somewhere around $50 million,
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  it was boring.
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  It was basically a $50 million version of when a 5-year-old
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  shows you every car in
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  SPEAKER_03: his Hot Wheels collection.
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  SPEAKER_03: We paid for most of it.
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  Generalissimo Ballpark Franco had more than 6,000 troops on
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  call to march for him.
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  SPEAKER_03: U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: Army has driven bayonets into the heart of sinister empires,
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  crushed the ambitions of evil tyrants beneath the threads of
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  American tanks.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't thread on me, tanks.
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  It sounds like someone forgot to apply his flamin' hot fixident
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  this morning.
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  SPEAKER_03: There is no earthly force more powerful than the brave heart of a U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: infantryman.
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  Donald Trump was very sad that his poorly attended Army-themed
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  birthday party was
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  SPEAKER_03: overshadowed by massive nationwide protests,
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  so his aides invented a number to make him feel better and
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  claimed that a quarter
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  SPEAKER_03: of a million people attended the parade.
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  SPEAKER_03: And this is cool.
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  Everyone in attendance got to try out new Army-developed
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  stealth technology that
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  SPEAKER_03: makes you invisible to cameras.
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  SPEAKER_03: There were 250,000 people in that clip.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can't see them.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one came to Trump's big, stupid birthday parade.
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that pleasant?
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  SPEAKER_03: Nobody just... No.
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  No one came.
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  SPEAKER_03: Though, of course, the White House claims that 250,000 people attended.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now, apparently, a quarter of a million people looks like this.
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  SPEAKER_03: They must be really good at hide-and-seek.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was...
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  It was so sparsely attended that these poor troops were forced
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  to march past empty
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  SPEAKER_03: bleachers.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know this is exactly the birthday I wanted.
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  SPEAKER_03: A hot, wet, empty lawn with the band playing my favorite tune.
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  SPEAKER_03: Crank it up.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I ain't no senator.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I ain't no millionaire star.
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  SPEAKER_03: It ain't me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Seeing Donald Trump looking super sad at his military parade.
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  SPEAKER_03: This image right here, this is the essence of America.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can be the President of the United States.
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  You can have an entire political party and a global media
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  apparatus at your disposal.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can cow the media and the wealthy into obedience.
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  You can command an army and deploy troops and have unlimited
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  wealth and power.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you still can't force people to come to your birthday party.
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  SPEAKER_03: And what is more American than that?
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  The only way this could be any more perfect is if he was
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  wearing a little paper hat.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, look at how bored the dignitaries were.
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  SPEAKER_03: At one point, Marco Rubio was caught on camera yawning.
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  Everything about this soggy,
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  poorly-attended birthday parade just made Trump look more
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  pathetic.
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  SPEAKER_03: The special guests were bored out of their minds.
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  SPEAKER_03: The bleachers were emptier than a football game at Oberlin.
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  SPEAKER_03: The lawn had enough empty space for a game of Ultimate Frisbee.
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  But while deflated Trump was watching robot dogs trot by for
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  sparse crowds for his
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  SPEAKER_03: birthday,
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  millions of Americans were fanning out across the country for
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  historic nationwide
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  SPEAKER_03: protests.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want no more king No more king No more king No more king
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  More than 5 million people who organizers say turned out to
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  more than 2,000 sites
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  SPEAKER_03: across the country to participate in the No Kings mass protest movement.
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  SPEAKER_03: Huge crowds came up in cities like Atlanta, Austin, Seattle and Denver.
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  SPEAKER_03: According to organizers,
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  the flagship event in Philadelphia drew more than 100,000
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  people who took to the
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  streets and marched in the rain with signs like these that
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  denounce Trump's
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  SPEAKER_03: overreach and power grabs.
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  There were even more people who participated in the main
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  protest in New York City,
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  SPEAKER_03: which attracted more than 200,000 people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Those who attended the protest in San Francisco got pretty creative.
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  SPEAKER_03: They took to the beach.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look at this.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is people.
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  SPEAKER_03: They created this large formation, which reads, no king.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a long list of mistakes you make, King.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there you have it.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've got Israel stoking foreign wars.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've got the right in this country pushing for domestic war.
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  And I haven't even gotten to the one thing this weekend that
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  was actually really so f***ed up.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's almost too much show.
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  Minnesota was the site of horrible violence where a state house
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  leader and her
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  SPEAKER_03: husband were killed.
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  SPEAKER_03: A state senator and his wife were shot.
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  The only positive is that the person who perpetrated these acts
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  has finally been caught.
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  SPEAKER_03: Finally.
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  But what I was really struck by is what seemed to be on
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  everybody's mind in the
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  SPEAKER_03: midst of this horror.
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  SPEAKER_02: This morning, a lot of questions remain.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, what was his motive?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_03: A motive.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why did he do this?
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  SPEAKER_03: When do we learn about motive?
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone wants to know why, Bill.
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  SPEAKER_00: His roommate, he says that the suspect was a Trump supporter.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a Tim Walz appointee.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a Democrat.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be honest, and I truly mean this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean no disrespect.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like...
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck why this person did it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just don't give a fuck.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care whose team he's on.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care if he listens to NPR or Fox News.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't give a flying fuck.
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  SPEAKER_03: What blows my mind is our resignation in the aftermath of this nonsense.
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  SPEAKER_03: What are you going to do?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
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  SPEAKER_03: put a shit ton of funding into mental health funding,
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  SPEAKER_03: put a shit ton of money into illegal weapons interdiction.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that chip, maybe, maybe the, uh, what do you call it there?
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe,
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  maybe the chip that Bill Gates had injected in all of us during
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  COVID could have a
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  SPEAKER_03: self-destruct button.
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  SPEAKER_03: Take people out before they do this shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: For God's sakes, can't we do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Grubhub knows when I want pizza.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't think Grubhub doesn't know when people are getting murderous?
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  SPEAKER_03: What's the difference between hungry and angry?
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  SPEAKER_03: What's the difference?
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  SPEAKER_03: We're willing to do things about other issues.
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  SPEAKER_03: We just heard about it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why are they attacking Los Angeles right now?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why is the right so willing to tear our cities apart in this moment?
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  SPEAKER_01: Dangerous criminals continue to flood our nation and kill our citizens.
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  SPEAKER_03: This has to stop.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think about it for my Korean kids.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, how safe are they in this society?
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  SPEAKER_01: One woman or one child violated by an illegal alien is one too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: The alarm bells were going off a long time ago.
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  A lot of Democrats will defend this and say,
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  well,
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  you know,
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  it's such a small percentage.
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  SPEAKER_03: They have blood on their hands, pure and simple.
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  SPEAKER_03: One is too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: One is too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: One death.
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  SPEAKER_03: By the way, true.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: Violence should never be accepted.
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  SPEAKER_03: It should never be tolerated.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that's for their issue.
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  SPEAKER_03: In the wake of Sandy Hook and Uvalde,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Parkland,
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  SPEAKER_03: and El Paso,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Lewiston,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Aurora,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Buffalo,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Boulder,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Binghamton,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Highland Park,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Monterey Park,
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  SPEAKER_03: and San Bernardino,
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  SPEAKER_03: and San Jose,
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  SPEAKER_03: and San Francisco.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Pulse nightclub.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Colorado Springs nightclub.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Little Rock nightclub.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Borderline Bar in Thousand Oaks.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Ned Peppers Bar in Dayton.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Waffle House in Nashville.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Virginia Tech.
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  SPEAKER_03: And UVA.
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  SPEAKER_03: And MSU.
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  SPEAKER_03: And UCSB.
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  SPEAKER_03: And FSU.
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  SPEAKER_03: And NIU.
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  SPEAKER_03: And SMC.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Sutherland Springs Church.
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  SPEAKER_03: and the Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the Living Church of God,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the Tree of Life Synagogue,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the Allen Mall,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the West Roads Mall,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Fort Hood,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Lockheed Martin.
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  SPEAKER_03: And what are we doing?
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  SPEAKER_03: What are we doing?
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  SPEAKER_03: By the way, by the way, that is a wildly incomplete list.
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  SPEAKER_03: We kept it to the last 25 years, and it's still not everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: And what's their response to all that?
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  They're doing the same thing that they always do after there's
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  a mass shooting.
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  SPEAKER_03: They politicize it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The issue is not with the Second Amendment.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guns aren't the problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does a gun commit crime?
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  SPEAKER_03: Democrats want to take away your guns.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't want to solve problems.
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  SPEAKER_03: Turns out, when it comes to mass shootings, one's not too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: Actually, a shitload isn't too many.
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  SPEAKER_03: And by the way,
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  SPEAKER_03: you can say Second Amendment all you want,
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  but you definitely don't seem to mind throwing out the
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  Constitution when it comes
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  SPEAKER_03: to deportation.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I am legitimately asking this question.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is truly legitimate.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know I can be like, but like, I am genuinely baffled.
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  Why is it when a foreigner or someone that shouldn't be here
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  kills one of us,
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  SPEAKER_03: we're going to put 150 billion into border security.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to militarize our cities.
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  We're going to spend trillions of dollars to bomb and
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  destabilize foreign countries overseas.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to ban people from random countries from ever visiting here.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're going to take our shoes off at the airport forever.
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  SPEAKER_03: But when we do it to ourselves, nothing.
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  Is it that the only acceptable deaths are those that are made
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  in America?
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  Our only response now is to tally up the psycho scoreboard on
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  whose side the perp belongs to?
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  SPEAKER_03: I honestly would like to know.
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  SPEAKER_03: It makes no sense.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's jarring cognitive dizziness.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thanks this week for the songs from Golden Earring,
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  SPEAKER_03: Pavement,
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  SPEAKER_03: Kim Gordon,
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  SPEAKER_03: The Rolling Stones,
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  SPEAKER_03: Metallica,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Creedence Clearwater Revival.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for the clips and excerpts from Seth Meyers,
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  SPEAKER_03: John Oliver,
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  SPEAKER_03: Jimmy Kimmel,
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  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Colbert,
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  SPEAKER_03: Karen Bass,
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  SPEAKER_03: John Stewart,
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  SPEAKER_03: and Ali Velshi.
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  Tune in next week for episode 243 for Not Locked Away in a
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  Concentration Camp in El
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  SPEAKER_03: Salvador by Ben.
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  SPEAKER_03: I become the moon and the moon and star
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  So you will come to know When the bone has the bone So you will
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  come to know