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Hour 1 - NFL Owners Do the Darndest Things · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: fresh pod on this twenty fifth day of August, and
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  Speaker 1: here an hour number one. The forty nine Ers CEO
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  Speaker 1: Jed York, the guy that owns the team, busted over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. He was doing some online shopping for a hooker.
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  Speaker 1: How does a billionaire NFL owner allegedly end up arranging
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  Speaker 1: a one hundred and forty dollars rendezvous at a trailer
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  Speaker 1: park in East Palestine, Ohio. We'll get to the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of that. Also, what's the biggest mistake the forty nine
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  Speaker 1: Ers owner Jed York made in this situation? And also
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  Speaker 1: in addition to that, what happens next in this dog
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  Speaker 1: and Pony show with the WNBA as entis Canner Friedman
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  Speaker 1: or whatever his name is. He's not allowed to play,
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  Speaker 1: they said in the WNBA and Royce White. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like there'll be some lawsuits. We'll talk about that and
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  Speaker 1: more right now. Settle in. It's our number one. Those
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  Speaker 1: NFL owners to the darnedest things. Wel come in. The
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  Speaker 1: lead moment. Oh no, we head to the Bay area
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  Speaker 1: versus a small dusty town in Ohio where there was
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  Speaker 1: all kinds of debauchery. Well not really, because it was stopped,
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  Speaker 1: but nonetheless problems problems for the forty nine er franchise
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  Speaker 1: or are there really problems for the Night of franchise? Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you have not heard, now, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you've been doing. Bad job by you, forty nine Ers
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  Speaker 1: owner Jen York, Jed York. The headline all over the
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  Speaker 1: football were what did Jed York do? Did he donate
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  Speaker 1: money to charity? Well, kind of not the kind most
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  Speaker 1: people get all fired up for. It doesn't get the
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  Speaker 1: good headlines when you donate to this kind of charity,
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  Speaker 1: When you donate to a children's hospital, that gets good publicity. This,
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, this does not get a lot of publicity.
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  Speaker 1: If you have not heard Jed York, who I think
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  Speaker 1: is in his mid forties here arrested over the weekend
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  Speaker 1: in Ohio in a prostitution sting. Yes, yeah, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: see this. No, I don't know how you could have
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  Speaker 1: missed it. So York was arrested. This is this is
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  Speaker 1: a line I never thought I would say. And I
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  Speaker 1: get emails everyone so on because oh, you know, you've
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  Speaker 1: been doing sports radio for so long, you must be bored.
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  Speaker 1: It just must be so training doing the same thing. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing this a long time. I have never
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  Speaker 1: mentioned an NFL owner arrested at a trailer park. At
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  Speaker 1: a trailer park, the forty nine ers owner is trailer trash.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought I would say that. I never here.
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  Speaker 1: I am, yes, in of all places, East Palestine, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: And if that sounds familiar, I've ever been to East Palestine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I've been close to that, but I've never been there.
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  Speaker 1: That is a town that became famous a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It was a town that was pretty much abandoned by
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of political people because there was a toxic
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  Speaker 1: train derailment, like a horrific train derailment in that part
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  Speaker 1: of Ohio. That was three years ago. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was three years ago. It all runs together, one giant bob.
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  Speaker 1: So as far as the forty nine ers owner, then
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  Speaker 1: give you the bullet points on this. There was a
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  Speaker 1: sting operation on a website where the Ladies of the
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  Speaker 1: Night advertise their services, and the authorities allege that Jed
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  Speaker 1: York respond to that advertisement or one of the advertisers
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  Speaker 1: there on a website where you get your prostitutes. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's a website for everything, so why not that, and
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  Speaker 1: he arranged to meet a young lady there for some
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  Speaker 1: wambam right there at the trailer park, because where else
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  Speaker 1: are you going to go for one hundred and forty dollars?
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  Speaker 1: That's at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Park. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: I'm in East Palestine, Ohio, I always make sure to
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  Speaker 1: stop by the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Park. Now York
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  Speaker 1: was initially charged with engaging in prostitution, possessing this is
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  Speaker 1: the greatest part, possessing criminal tools, both of those first
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  Speaker 1: degree misdemeanors. Okay, there you go, all right, So that
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  Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the forty nine ers c e all the
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  Speaker 1: owner Jet York shopping for a hooker online there, finding
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  Speaker 1: one and obviously finding the wrong one. So how does
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  Speaker 1: a billionaire NFL owner end up arranging a one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty dollars encounter at an Ohio trailer park? How
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  Speaker 1: do you end up in that spot? All right? So
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  Speaker 1: I've got walkie Talkie, Bermuda Triangle, and the Jerry Springer Show,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to attempt to have the Midas touch
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  Speaker 1: not the Sadam touch. We want the Midas touch is
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  Speaker 1: what we want. So we're gonna get right at it.
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  Speaker 1: Number on, all right. So Jet York's arrest proves more
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  Speaker 1: of a fresher course that just because you have massive wealth,
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  Speaker 1: huge ounts of money, you can't always buy common sense.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot buy common sense. That the whole story here
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  Speaker 1: is wacky Tobacci. It's another one of those stories. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I woke up. I was a little dazed,
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  Speaker 1: you know, get up, You're like, all right, what happened
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  Speaker 1: while I was in a comatose state to the world.
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  Speaker 1: So I grabbed my phone like everyone does, and I
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  Speaker 1: put on my buyfocals and I look at my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I got all these messages. I thought, well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like there must this must be legit. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's sports talk Barry. It seems ridiculous. And
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people were, who did you see this all?
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  Speaker 1: But you can wake up? Wake up. I eventually woke up,
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  Speaker 1: and I saw the wacky Tobacci story. So you've got
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  Speaker 1: a guy here, Jed York, who can afford Johnny Walker,
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  Speaker 1: not Blue Black. He can afford Johnny Walker nineteen thirty eight,
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  Speaker 1: like the big stuff and so on this little exercise,
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  Speaker 1: he went shopping for the Keystone Light instead of the
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Walker. He's like, I want some Keystone Light. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why not? Can I get a coupon? I'm a value
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  Speaker 1: shopper for the Devil's Dance. I would like to do
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  Speaker 1: the Devil's Dance, but I want to get a coupon.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hold onto that five hundred million dollar fortune.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hold onto that money. So you end
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  Speaker 1: up doing the walkie talkie. Know what does that mean? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you do the walk of shame in this case out
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  Speaker 1: of a I guess a police station there with the
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  Speaker 1: bitter beer face from the Keystone light. You got that
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  Speaker 1: going for you. Now, legally this is a nothing burger.
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  Speaker 1: This is nothing like in terms of like the legal system,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is zero right because you the prosecutors
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  Speaker 1: reduced I was reading the storry. The prosecutors reduced the
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  Speaker 1: prostitution charge to a disorderly conduct. So time served, bought
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  Speaker 1: a bing, bought a boom. Well he didn't get the
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  Speaker 1: botto boom part, but you hit the boy. So he
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  Speaker 1: paid one thousand and fifty dollars and walked away. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: see you later, Okay. Now the other part of it,
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  Speaker 1: the criminal tool, you know what that was. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think he had, like a shank or a knife,
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  Speaker 1: a machete, Because I think criminal tools, I think, well,
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  Speaker 1: stuff to break into a place to rob someone. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: According to these numbskulls, the Keystone cops there in Ohio,
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  Speaker 1: they confiscated his criminal tool. It was his cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I feel like a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a bad boy, bad boy, bad boy. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: a bad boy because I have a cell phone. And
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  Speaker 1: by that standard, every man, woman and child over the
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  Speaker 1: age of like twelve is walking around America with criminal tools,
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  Speaker 1: contraband I feel like I am a criminal. I have
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  Speaker 1: a phone that is a criminal tool. Professionally, now it's
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  Speaker 1: nothing criminally, professionally, while we got something. It's certainly a
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  Speaker 1: pr disaster for the forty nine ers and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and Roger Goodell will slap him with the usual punishment,
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  Speaker 1: which is always absurd. You can't punish an owner. They
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  Speaker 1: don't play in the games. They'll try, right, personal code
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  Speaker 1: of conduct policy and a bunch of people will be
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  Speaker 1: saying you have to punish Jed York for seeing the
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  Speaker 1: horror in Ohio. You got to punish him. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: so you'll punish him. The real damage, though, is the
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  Speaker 1: forever damage for Jed York. This becomes for him the
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  Speaker 1: ultimate boogeyman. For Jed York, the embarrassing guy that went
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  Speaker 1: to the trailer park for a little making whoopee right
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  Speaker 1: there at the trailer park there the whole scandal, and
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  Speaker 1: it will follow him around that And this has legs.
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  Speaker 1: This has legs every owner's meetings. Some guy in the
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  Speaker 1: back in Manhattan will be screaming about a trailer park
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  Speaker 1: every time he goes to a Super Bowl. The owners
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  Speaker 1: love to go hang out at these Super Bowls even
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  Speaker 1: when their team's not there. So this will be part
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  Speaker 1: of his story for eternity, the trailer park rendezvous for
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers owner there. And if you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe me, asked Robert Kraft, it's been seven years. Can
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  Speaker 1: you believe it's been seven years since he went to
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  Speaker 1: the orchards of Asia day Spa there in Florida, And
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  Speaker 1: still there are people that joke around. I still also
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  Speaker 1: remember that old lawyer guy that called us up well,
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  Speaker 1: that story just broke and told us that Robert Kraft
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  Speaker 1: was going to get out of trouble because of the
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  Speaker 1: fruit of the poisonous tree. And he was absolutely right.
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  Speaker 1: Some old retired lawyers in Florida and was like, couldn't
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  Speaker 1: sleep and he was listening to the show and he
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  Speaker 1: gives like great legal advice for free and nobody else
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  Speaker 1: had that. We were the first people to have that
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. So that was kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool. Now, page two, So let's keep the train
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  Speaker 1: of thought going here. Let's take a couple of steps
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  Speaker 1: back and kind of look at the entire serengetti for
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  Speaker 1: this story, the wide view of everything going on. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So the question, what is the biggest mistake that the
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  Speaker 1: forty nine ers owner Jed York made in this rendezvous?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so let me give you the training wheels
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  Speaker 1: edition of this. Okay, Jed York's biggest mistake was obviously
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  Speaker 1: he got horny in Ohio. That was his biggest mistake.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's a rookie mistake. Bad job by you,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you. I was texting some buddies of mine.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about this via text, and if Jed
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  Speaker 1: York we determined if Jed York had gone shopping for
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  Speaker 1: some female companionship back in the Bay Area. All right,
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  Speaker 1: if you just say, I see a nice lady to
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  Speaker 1: cuddle with, you know, wink wink n in the Bay
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  Speaker 1: Area the forty nine ers, if he had gotten popped,
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers security machine would have been activated
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  Speaker 1: and they would have pulled out a general pencil, company
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  Speaker 1: number two pencil, a number two pencil with a supersized
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  Speaker 1: neon eraser. Okay, and poof, just like that. We don't
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  Speaker 1: hear about it. We don't hear pete. Now, what is
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  Speaker 1: my evidence? Well, my evidence rather obviously looked no further
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  Speaker 1: than the coach's office for the forty nine ers. You
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  Speaker 1: and I both know there was some funny business that
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  Speaker 1: went on in the coach's office. We don't know how
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  Speaker 1: much funny business. We might never know. But just to
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  Speaker 1: have a conversation with Kyle Shanahan, who must have had
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  Speaker 1: a Cheshire cat smile when he got a phone call, Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the owner there, York's in some trouble. Well really, what
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  Speaker 1: did he Well, you know he was in Ohio. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so was nothing wrong with being in Ohio? Oh yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was in Ohio and he went to see a lady. Okay, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine, you want to see it. Yeah, okay, yeah
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  Speaker 1: she's a She was a hooker, but not a real hooker.
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  Speaker 1: It was a cop. Oh. He must have laughed his
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  Speaker 1: ass off, right, because Kyle Shanahan was part of that
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  Speaker 1: mysterious Tesla accident. Remember the eleven day the eleven day
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  Speaker 1: cone of silence around the Shanahan story before he popped up.
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  Speaker 1: And they said, over the weekend, on a Saturday, they
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  Speaker 1: dropped the story that Shanahan was in a car accident.
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  Speaker 1: And then and they were like, well, what about the
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  Speaker 1: police footage? Wow, we're not letting the police footage out.
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  Speaker 1: The cops aren't gonna let the footage OEt. Well why not?
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  Speaker 1: We want the footage, Well, we can't make it public.
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  Speaker 1: We can't make it public. Why not? And Jed in
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  Speaker 1: this case, Jed did not need to reincarnate Johnny Cochrane,
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  Speaker 1: the greatest attorney of all time there Johnny Cochrane. He
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  Speaker 1: needed simply home field advantage. If Jed York had home
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  Speaker 1: field advantage, things would have been fine. Security would have
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  Speaker 1: cleaned this up. The goon Security guys for the forty
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  Speaker 1: nine ers. The thugs would have cleaned this thing up,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it. And if not, he could have just
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  Speaker 1: blamed the fact that he saw prostitute on that electrical
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  Speaker 1: substation near the forty nine ers practice facility, and it
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  Speaker 1: caused him to want to see a woman who was
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  Speaker 1: charging for her services. That's it. So instead, of course,
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  Speaker 1: Jed wandered off the reservation and in Ohio there looking
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  Speaker 1: for the bow chick a wow wow, and suddenly there
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  Speaker 1: was nobody around to make the mess go away. He
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  Speaker 1: fell into a situation he could not get anyone to
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  Speaker 1: put this into the Bermuda triangle. He wanted to, he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't do it. He discovered the heart away the hard
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  Speaker 1: way that what happens in East Palestine, Ohio at a
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  Speaker 1: trailer park does not stay, does not stay in East Palestine,
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  Speaker 1: Ohio at a trailer park. All right, final point, let's
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  Speaker 1: get to the chatter. A number of you have been emailing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you must talk about it. You can't ignore
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  Speaker 1: this story, all right, I'm want ignore and I'll mention it.
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  Speaker 1: So former NBA player and actually two former NBA players,
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  Speaker 1: Ennis Canter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to
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  Speaker 1: play in the WNBA, according to a announcement from something
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  Speaker 1: called Front Office Sports, despite both declaring to enter the
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven WNBA draft claiming they identify as women.
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  Speaker 1: So does this mean the WNBA has figured out what
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  Speaker 1: a woman is? No, not quite. The WNBA dismissing the
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  Speaker 1: declarations from these two beautiful ladies who want to play
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  Speaker 1: in the WNBA as simply publicity stunts, saying the league
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  Speaker 1: will not amplify attempts intended to mock the WNBA or
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  Speaker 1: demean or marginalize others, even though they're doing that by
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  Speaker 1: announcing this. There's so these people are so stupid. Did
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  Speaker 1: they have a contest to hire the dumbest people to
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  Speaker 1: work at the WNBA? My god? So a WNBA source
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  Speaker 1: dismissing all this. As we said, the league said there
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  Speaker 1: is no legitimate or immediate eligibility issue requiring action, meaning
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  Speaker 1: they're not saying that this is a woman, that's a woman. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: The WNA says, it will not allow outside pressure to
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  Speaker 1: manufacture controversy. It's to lay yeah, all right, So the
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  Speaker 1: question what happens next in this epic dogg and pony
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  Speaker 1: show that is the modern WNBA. Yes, all right. So
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA, which is not about basketball, because if it was,
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  Speaker 1: it would be out of business. They tried being about basketball,
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  Speaker 1: nobody watched. So it's not about basketball. It is in
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA is an NBA funded chaos generator disguised camouflaged
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  Speaker 1: as some kind of sport. I look at the WNBA
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  Speaker 1: now as a modern Jerry Springer show. I was a
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  Speaker 1: little child when Jerry Springer was on. It was a
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  Speaker 1: looking up kids. He was this very popular show back
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  Speaker 1: in the day. And it's like Jerry Springer with a
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  Speaker 1: shot clock. Old, let me put these guys on a hold,
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  Speaker 1: real quick, the phones are ringing me be real quick here,
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  Speaker 1: let's see put these guys on holl there we go.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So no, it's like the Jerry Springer Show
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  Speaker 1: with the shot clock. Let me explain my like, as
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  Speaker 1: I remember, nobody tuned in to the Jerry Springer Show
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  Speaker 1: for thoughtful dialogue. That was not what that show was about.
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  Speaker 1: You just watched waiting to see the chairs flying in
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  Speaker 1: the air everywhere and the hair pulling cat fights is
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  Speaker 1: why you watched the Jerry Springer Show. And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't about some kind of deeper meaning or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that. The same principle applies for the modern WNBA.
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  Speaker 1: It just does. It's like a psyop with the scoreboard.
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  Speaker 1: Is it's really you can't run a circus and then
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  Speaker 1: complain when the people want to see the clowns. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the people want to see the clowns. The WNBA needs
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  Speaker 1: to give the clowns there to the people. So enter
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  Speaker 1: Ennis Canter, Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the
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  Speaker 1: for the WNBA draft and now being declared in l
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  Speaker 1: And I saw Canter Freedom or whatever the guy's name is,
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  Speaker 1: writing back or firing back. I think it was on
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  Speaker 1: one of the cable news shows saying I am a woman.
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  Speaker 1: I should be allowed to play, right, So the next
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  Speaker 1: layers rather obviously, you file a lawsuit and you force
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA to go on the record defining that you
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  Speaker 1: are not a woman. Because this is what a woman is.
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  Speaker 1: I think most people that learned the Birds and the
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  Speaker 1: Bees know what a woman is, but maybe not easyps
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  Speaker 1: lemon squeezy. Right, Just there you go. That's it. So
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  Speaker 1: every time, and I don't watch the WOMB, I think
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  Speaker 1: the product's in just terrible. When I've tried to watch it,
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  Speaker 1: But every time a WNBA coach or player opens their mouth,
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  Speaker 1: do you see the? Statement the forty nine ers issued
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  Speaker 1: a statement on the Owner Jed, york getting. Arrested what
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  Speaker 1: quote as this is a legal matter which has been,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: resolved we will not be providing any further comment at this, time,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay i'm, Sure, well you don't have to. Comment in,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: FACT i like it when they don't, comment because then
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: we can say whatever we want because they don't want to,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: comment so you give them the. OPPORTUNITY i learned this
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a long time. Ago you give the people the opportunity to,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: comment and then if they don't want to, comment then
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you get to fill in the blanks and knock yourself out.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Overnight joe from THE tv station In New. York, right
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: since says been a BILLION nfl. OWNER a BILLIONAIRE nfl
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: owner gets in trouble at a trailer, park that means
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: there is hope now for weed, man. Hippie you never
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: see the opposite of, that, Right you don't see like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: some guy that's really down his luck going To Beverly
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: hills to see a. Prostitute you never see. That it's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: only the other, way, right where a rich person goes
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to a trailer. Park Fat daddy writes in says great,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Monologue Big ben breaking news of the billionaire trailer trash
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: going for that Five. Dalahalla so wat's the night's theme on?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Music is it trailer? TRASH i don't. KNOW i have
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: to find.
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  Speaker 4: OUT i don't know many trailer trash.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Artists, no some Kid rock, maybe Well Kid Rocks One
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  Speaker 1: boys will help you out if you.
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  Speaker 4: Want, YEAH i go, ahead send me some stuff on.
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  Speaker 1: ITS i loved all the. Suggestions last In Jed, york
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  Speaker 1: we can celebrate trailer trash no, Strict denis writes In
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: he's hanging out With sasquatch right now in The Pacific.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Northwest he, says If I'm Jed york's, ATTORNEY i would
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: go with the electrical substation. Defense, yeah all, right that's not.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Bad you give it a. Shot joey The bellman, Says,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: ben let's talk about the amount of insane fights taking
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: place in baseball. Venues what the f is going on
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: after the mobile park. Venue, well it's a little hot
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: this time of the, Year. Joe it's hot in the.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: City and when it's hot in the city and you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: go to a game and you consume large amounts of
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: alcohol and all of a sudden you end up in A.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Donnybrook it happens all the. Time ryan In San diego,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Says i'm guessing the forty nine ERS ceo has never
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: been To, Tijuana and then he, says, me so horny
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: there you, go all, Right, Well tijuana has got a
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: good reputation for providing services for those that are in
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: need at a discount price there In. Tijuana so So
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: i've heard a ree can't imagine it being too much
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: cheaper than one hundred and forty dollars. Pesos come, on,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: now you know it's still a little dollar goes a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: long way In. Tijuana reek writes in From, minnesota says
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: eight plus plus on the opening. Model nice to know
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that very very wealthy men are pervs like the rest of. Us, yes,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: absolutely all the alsey you know how much money you
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: have or how poor you, are we're all kind of
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: wired the. Same if it's the Same Royce, white he
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: or she just got his blank kicked in some political
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: race In. Minnesota all, Right i'm not really following much of.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: THAT i did see a woman that used to work
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: In Michelle tafoya's running for. Offices she, Still, yeah she
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: worked at the six mighty six Ninety San, diego very.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Briefly she had a try out WHEN i was. There
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  Speaker 1: did she? LOSE i heard she was doing. Well she
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: was an old sideline reporter FOR nbc for all Those,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: yeah she won the. PRIMARY i. Believe, okay that's. ALL
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  Speaker 1: i was interesting because she hadn't know WHO i. Am
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: BUT i remember when she worked at the station In San,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: diego she tried out Just josh In. Cincinnati, Right since
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  Speaker 1: is you can get laid in a trailer park for.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Free i'm just, saying bad job By Jed york getting
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: nailed in a mobile sting. Operation now The Mexican John
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: dutton Says Jed york is his. Hero so The Mexican
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: John dutton, says, listen my FAVORITE nfl owner is Now
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Jed york chipping the. Ques, right since says a plus
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: on the mall, Monologue maybe and His Canter freedom And
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Royce white need to have a sex changed operation to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: become a person with actual female parts instead of male.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Organs then they can try to enter THE wnba. Draft
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: BUT i get the feeling neither is willing to go that. Far,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: WELL i think their point was that you don't have
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: to do. THAT i think that was their. Point you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: don't need to necessarily do that and just say this
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: is WHAT i. Am that's. It Stevie meatballs from The
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Sunshine State rights in and he's all about THE, wnba
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: and he made Some Ted bundy joke about. That The
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Late Night Drug tester writes in, says First Robert, kraft
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Now jed YORK i say we dust off the hopper
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and see WHICH nfl owner is next to get popped
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for a. Prostitute it's not a bad. Idea we could
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: bring back the hopper and it could be a long
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: term you know how you have the fantasy drafts that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: are long term fantasy, drafts like their legacy, drafts where
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you have the thing there because right now it's too
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: out Of, REALLY i DON'T i don't count The Green
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Bay packers because their community, owns so there's not one.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Person so that's six point four percent OF nfl owners
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: that have enjoyed some nice. Prostitution so that's six. Percent
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: is that within the margin of Ear at Least Robert
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: kraft had some class and went to An asian day. Spa,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: absolutely and he ACTUALLY i believe partaked in The taylor
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: parks are. Classy there are some nice trailer parks there are. Sure,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: yeah you, know it's not all it's not all. Bad
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you think that'll become a tourist. Trap now when people
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: are driving through that part of the, country they'll Say,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: oh let's go over to that trailer park In East,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Palestine ohio Where Jed york went over to get the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you know, what the, thing the thing of a, jig
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: and that whole. Deal it's, funny mister nice guy pointing
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: out That Robert craft And Jed york at the next
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: owner's meetings of the Little fist Pump fami, Says, ben
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: are you sure it's that chemical spill or windmill or
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: whatever that thing is that's causing all these forty nine
• 30:35
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• 30:39
  Speaker 1: there was a toxic spill In East, Palestine, ohio So
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Jed york could have Used, hey, LISTEN i was. Affected
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: there's still some toxicity from the chemical. SPILL i think
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: it was a train derailed IF i remember, correctly there
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: in that. Area and then he can also use the electrical.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Substation so he's got to The baltimore Free loader account
• 30:55
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• 31:04
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• 31:10
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• 31:13
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• 31:17
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• 31:21
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• 31:27
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• 31:31
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• 31:35
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• 31:39
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• 31:42
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• 31:45
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• 31:48
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• 31:51
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• 31:53
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• 31:56
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• 32:00
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• 32:05
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• 32:10
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• 32:15
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• 34:02
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