Latest / The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast / Episode 73: Eye Teeth
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Drawnes eh drones. Imagine if I had drawnes what I
- 0:06Speaker 1: was doing Chimneys Its stead of me laddering up at
- 0:09Speaker 1: Chimney for a fortnight, I could check if it needed repair.
- 0:14Speaker 1: I could even send up a little drone to check
- 0:16Speaker 1: if there were any of that. Doing gum mastic in
- 0:19Speaker 1: brickwork would have been a lot easier, I suppose, But
- 0:23Speaker 1: where's the fun in that. I'd say the documentary people
- 0:26Speaker 1: that the BBC would have liked to been able to
- 0:28Speaker 1: use a drone to film me. Some of them lads
- 0:31Speaker 1: that came up with me the film were right green
- 0:33Speaker 1: looking back at the end of day.
- 0:36Speaker 2: HM.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Anyways, enjoy the episode and I'll see them.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the Hammond Jerry Show. That as
- 0:52Speaker 2: quick an intro as we'll ever do, because I want
- 0:54Speaker 2: to ask Tom House getting on with the goats, tamil Maney, Harry,
- 0:58Speaker 2: you keep.
- 0:58Speaker 3: QUI before I go in further, I've always wanted to
- 1:01Speaker 3: do this. Thanks for that, Fred. Anyway, the goats are
- 1:08Speaker 3: the greatest of all time.
- 1:09Speaker 2: They were greatest of all It was Jerry McBride, toml Man,
- 1:12Speaker 2: Harry is keeping we do a podcast, Tom got coats.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Let's fucking cook Baby More than anything. It was the
- 1:17Speaker 3: absolute what was you know those shows from like the
- 1:21Speaker 3: ages and nineties where it was like everything came down
- 1:23Speaker 3: to the wire, whether it was you know, they're doing
- 1:27Speaker 3: up a house for somebody or they're you know, Anika watching.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Rice. I invoked the name of Anika Rice all the time,
- 1:36Speaker 2: and my more useful co workers and general people around
- 1:40Speaker 2: here don't know what I'm talking about. When I Interceptor,
- 1:44Speaker 2: like a Rice could do this ship in the weekend.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Yeah, Interceptor was not. It's the show she was into,
- 1:48Speaker 3: like she hosted that when we're literally it was like
- 1:51Speaker 3: man Hunt. They would track people down, but you had
- 1:53Speaker 3: a backpack that had five things on it.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Do you know what we're all for? A good ramble, Tom?
- 1:57Speaker 2: I want to say, I know Anakar Rice did as
- 2:00Speaker 2: Channel four. That's right, taken over by another lady whose
- 2:04Speaker 2: name escapes me, and she did Interceptor. She was just
- 2:07Speaker 2: basically anarcharized two point zero two.
- 2:10Speaker 3: The goats are unreal. They came on Friday. I got
- 2:13Speaker 3: the house built fourteen seconds before your man came down
- 2:16Speaker 3: the drive with the jeep. Fenced them in with good
- 2:20Speaker 3: old palettes that do you know what you do you
- 2:22Speaker 3: never throw away pallets and have a nice fence now
- 2:25Speaker 3: at the minute, but we'll slowly but surely going to
- 2:27Speaker 3: be introduced them to electrified fencing er as we strip graze.
- 2:32Speaker 3: The paddock is all you could fucking describe it as
- 2:35Speaker 3: the medieval level paddock that is our front yard. So
- 2:39Speaker 3: the lads that will be their job is sweet little
- 2:42Speaker 3: molasses filled goat nuttings that have been giving him the
- 2:45Speaker 3: last few days. That's just purely welcome to the party, lads, But.
- 2:49Speaker 2: That's like, it's nice to have you here. But stage reduction,
- 2:52Speaker 2: stage right is.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Where you'll be acting for the next six months, so
- 2:56Speaker 3: you may a still get looking fairly. But they they're eager.
- 2:59Speaker 3: They're eating underneath defense and stuff like that, so they're
- 3:01Speaker 3: they're eager they've been There was a variance amount of
- 3:04Speaker 3: names that people messaging me kind of suggesting names and whatnot.
- 3:07Speaker 3: My son suggested two names, Thunderhoof and Venom Venom Horn.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, those are two unbelievable names, but I
- 3:14Speaker 3: don't think we're gonna get away with it insteade.
- 3:17Speaker 2: I mean Thunderhoof and venom Horn, like it's a a
- 3:21Speaker 2: little metal I don't know.
- 3:24Speaker 3: I think the kids a little. Yeah, I think he's
- 3:27Speaker 3: I think he's like anytime I put on Metallica or
- 3:30Speaker 3: anything like you knowed Zeppelin, any any sort of heavy, heavy,
- 3:34Speaker 3: heavy music, especially metal, he's like, yeah, man, that's ship.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I don't change.
- 3:40Speaker 3: He ran through like he ran onto the hurling pitch
- 3:42Speaker 3: other night, and he had already preempted. I didn't realize
- 3:45Speaker 3: that he preemptied all his friends. His new name and
- 3:48Speaker 3: it was the Enforcer. This is five, just turned six throad,
- 3:53Speaker 3: but his new name is war Machine. So I'm just
- 3:57Speaker 3: I just roll, I'm bean. I'm mean the one difficult
- 4:01Speaker 3: alfa who's gone, oh alright. So but he backed up
- 4:05Speaker 3: the truck. He could see the disdain on his mother's face,
- 4:07Speaker 3: and she's like, am I going to have to call
- 4:08Speaker 3: these venom horn and thunderhoof every day I go out
- 4:12Speaker 3: with an all stick of celery. He was like, all right, fine,
- 4:14Speaker 3: we'll call him Daisy and Pickle. So that Daisy and
- 4:17Speaker 3: Pickle is what they've become. But I say under his breath,
- 4:20Speaker 3: He's like, hello, thunderhoof, you know what I mean. But
- 4:23Speaker 3: there there were some of the coolest animal that there's
- 4:26Speaker 3: there's nothing, boss. I'm jar they're out eating grass and
- 4:29Speaker 3: the pistons of stormy rain today, and I'm like, yeah,
- 4:32Speaker 3: that's why I got goats. Any other animal will be
- 4:34Speaker 3: shivering and shaking and cribbing about. These things are out
- 4:37Speaker 3: in the pistons of rain and the fucking the wind
- 4:40Speaker 3: blown him sideways. They're like, I'm still gonna go out
- 4:42Speaker 3: there and do some jump, but.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Climb up the side of a mountain. I did a
- 4:46Speaker 2: quick google there, Tom in the interim, Annabel Craft was
- 4:49Speaker 2: that lady's name, Oh for Interceptor and she took over
- 4:53Speaker 2: from Anika. But we're all of the cloth, like you know,
- 4:55Speaker 2: there were good looking blonde ladies in jump shoot suits
- 4:58Speaker 2: running around the place. Annabel Craft it was the tennis player,
- 5:01Speaker 2: it seems. And then she went on to be in
- 5:03Speaker 2: Treasure Hunt and Interceptor. And I dare say for the
- 5:05Speaker 2: time it was Tom ninety five ninety six. I dare
- 5:09Speaker 2: say she might have lent her name or had her
- 5:11Speaker 2: name borrowed. Yeah, the Arcraft which would have came out
- 5:14Speaker 2: around about that time.
- 5:15Speaker 3: So yeah, here's a good looking woman on TV.
- 5:18Speaker 2: It's a craft, right, take the craft of it.
- 5:21Speaker 3: And before we go any further, please tell me and
- 5:23Speaker 3: I'd love you to find this the most awkward moments
- 5:26Speaker 3: of TV, especially Irish TV creates brilliantly awkward moments from
- 5:30Speaker 3: especially for us to watch. Did you ever watch those
- 5:35Speaker 3: You know, the one from the Late Late where the
- 5:36Speaker 3: two heads are playing tomb Raider on the arcade machine
- 5:39Speaker 3: or on and Pat Kenny, who is the most cringey
- 5:43Speaker 3: awkward man to ever put him in a pair of trousers,
- 5:47Speaker 3: introduces schneakily this model behind the lads, who is a
- 5:51Speaker 3: model interpretation of Laracraft, and it's mind bendingley brilliantly awkward.
- 5:59Speaker 2: As so awkward, and the young lads God loved them.
- 6:01Speaker 2: They don't know what to do because tomb Raider at
- 6:02Speaker 2: the time, Lara Craft at the time had nothing less
- 6:06Speaker 2: than a ninety degree angle on or because she was
- 6:08Speaker 2: made of five boxes.
- 6:09Speaker 3: Yeah for the graphics of the time. And then this
- 6:13Speaker 3: absolute steam and looking bird walks out behind him like okay,
- 6:16Speaker 3: but what Like, the lads are actually the least awkward
- 6:19Speaker 3: out the thing if you factor in the audience, going Jesus,
- 6:23Speaker 3: this woman for way too long was doing the moves.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Of Laracraft and pointing realistic guns at everybody.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Pat Kenny is hovering in the background
- 6:36Speaker 3: like some sort of fucking fourteenth century Dracula. It's just
- 6:41Speaker 3: it's one of the greatest pieces of TV that I've
- 6:43Speaker 3: watched many times over. If anybody goes and just goes
- 6:47Speaker 3: for Laracraft or The Lately Show, you'll thank me later.
- 6:52Speaker 2: There you go, There you go. I was gonna say
- 6:54Speaker 2: earlier in the year to be talking about Christmas, but
- 6:56Speaker 2: going by last week's episode, perhaps not that much. More
- 6:58Speaker 2: on that in a second, Boddy. But before we get
- 7:01Speaker 2: in all that, we probably got to get into a show. God,
- 7:03Speaker 2: we covered a lot of ground there this morning.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Much much did the goats to be fair chapter?
- 7:10Speaker 2: Pat Kenny? Fuck me, I'll tell you one thing we
- 7:13Speaker 2: get around body we do. That's that's that's news gone by.
- 7:16Speaker 2: That's not news from this week. But there is news
- 7:18Speaker 2: from this week. I'll tell you that much. How would
- 7:20Speaker 2: you like to talk about some news from this week?
- 7:22Speaker 2: Tom you this is a very complicated case, mad You know,
- 7:27Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of outs, a lot of
- 7:28Speaker 2: what have you and uh, a lot of strands to
- 7:31Speaker 2: keep in my.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Head man, and this one I'm surprised it has taken
- 7:35Speaker 3: us so long in Europe cut on to what the brilliance, Well,
- 7:40Speaker 3: I think do you know what I think it is?
- 7:41Speaker 3: I think it's air traffic control and aviation laws in
- 7:45Speaker 3: Europe have a lot stricter than they are in the
- 7:48Speaker 3: People's Republic Vachina, because they've been they've been pulling off. Yeah,
- 7:53Speaker 3: but they look, will you want to do a cool
- 7:55Speaker 3: grown drone show? Give me a look? Class rock on.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Whereas in Europe for the longest time was very, very tricky.
- 8:02Speaker 3: But the one at the weekend just gone. I have
- 8:05Speaker 3: to say, I thought my phone it was amazing before
- 8:08Speaker 3: you even said it to me, I'd just seen it
- 8:09Speaker 3: was like our phones are intrinsically eyed. The over Peter's
- 8:15Speaker 3: Pasilica after the weekend of I think it was it
- 8:17Speaker 3: was like it was a meeting of kind of it was.
- 8:21Speaker 2: A big God squad get together in the Vatican. Lady,
- 8:24Speaker 2: I don't know if it was God squad. I think no,
- 8:26Speaker 2: I think this was Well, it wasn't the Muslims. I'm
- 8:28Speaker 2: gonna tell you that much.
- 8:28Speaker 3: No, it wasn't the Muslims. It wasn't. No, but it wasn't.
- 8:31Speaker 2: It was more pictures of the up over the Vatican.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I would imagine the Jesuits organized it anyway, but because
- 8:37Speaker 3: it was mostly I think, like people from science and
- 8:40Speaker 3: humanitarian kind of things. But it's a good it's a
- 8:43Speaker 3: I mean, it's a good place to have a meeting people.
- 8:47Speaker 3: Just in case you didn't pick it up on it there.
- 8:49Speaker 3: Over the weekend there was a massive drone light show
- 8:52Speaker 3: over the Vatican. Where as Tom said, there are figures
- 8:57Speaker 3: of science and historical significance, art and the whatnot, Michael Ado,
- 9:03Speaker 3: Michael Langelo.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Not easily for you to say, calalleo. All these boys
- 9:07Speaker 2: were represented in a massive drone display, which, although these
- 9:11Speaker 2: things are getting more and more common, Tom, this one
- 9:13Speaker 2: was particularly fantastical.
- 9:18Speaker 3: This is for the big boys. This you're not messing
- 9:21Speaker 3: about with the light show. The lights that they can create,
- 9:24Speaker 3: they can create now three D look depth like the
- 9:27Speaker 3: first one. That's unbelievables. It looks like it's sitting on
- 9:31Speaker 3: Simpeter Pacilicates. I think it's I think it's a replica
- 9:35Speaker 3: of the watch, the called the statute that's actually outside it.
- 9:38Speaker 3: It's Michaelangelo's Pieta and it's it's in like it looks
- 9:43Speaker 3: like this person is sitting on top of it. It's
- 9:46Speaker 3: it's Ghostbusters level.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Is this is genuinely spooky right now. So so so
- 9:53Speaker 2: if you've never seen a drone show before, all the
- 9:55Speaker 2: wet drones that they go up into the air and
- 9:59Speaker 2: they form a grade. So you send one hundred of
- 10:01Speaker 2: them up and it's like a ten by ten grade
- 10:04Speaker 2: and you can have a little light on each one
- 10:05Speaker 2: of them and they light up and they make little
- 10:07Speaker 2: pixel art of whatever you wanted to be a smiley
- 10:10Speaker 2: face star or whatever it was. That's what it was
- 10:13Speaker 2: five years ago. Oh now, now what you've got is
- 10:15Speaker 2: a thousand computer controlled GPS navigated drones that go up
- 10:21Speaker 2: like I say, a thousand, thousands.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Or thousands like you'd see these layers of them if
- 10:28Speaker 3: you pay any attention to this at all, right, your
- 10:30Speaker 3: TikTok and Instagram will be filled with it. Where these
- 10:33Speaker 3: lads have like a square acre laid out in grid form,
- 10:38Speaker 3: and they'll have every one of these little drones laid
- 10:41Speaker 3: out at a meter by a meter and it's all
- 10:45Speaker 3: of a sudden, you man walks past and he just
- 10:47Speaker 3: hits one button. They all go, all of them at
- 10:50Speaker 3: the same time. Them But like what out of all
- 10:54Speaker 3: of the loads right of different pictures, like you know,
- 10:56Speaker 3: they had Michaelangelo's creation of Adam, you know, the two
- 10:59Speaker 3: hands reaching cross, touching each other fingers, these.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Things animated and everything like you can have all like
- 11:06Speaker 2: I do want to get like we remember when it's
- 11:08Speaker 2: not going to be We remember drone shows four years ago.
- 11:10Speaker 2: But I remember seeing the drones show like four years ago,
- 11:12Speaker 2: and it was like it was like, oh, you can
- 11:15Speaker 2: see a person in the sky much and much like
- 11:17Speaker 2: you see a constellation of stars.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Yeah, start one eye, yeah yeah, you gotta squint one
- 11:23Speaker 3: eye and go yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but no.
- 11:26Speaker 2: These things are like thousands upon thousands of drones up
- 11:29Speaker 2: in the sky. And the picture of the Pope on
- 11:33Speaker 2: the on the drones, well they did what do you call.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Them, Francis beloved Pope Francis as he's described, because when
- 11:41Speaker 3: you just passed, the previous one will be known as beloved.
- 11:43Speaker 3: And I kind of like the way the angle of
- 11:45Speaker 3: the photograph that we've gotten because I'm sure if you're
- 11:47Speaker 3: way back at the gates of the Vatican, it'll probably
- 11:50Speaker 3: looking straight on. But this one is brilliant. It's really ghostbusters,
- 11:54Speaker 3: like to stay up marsh man in the way and
- 11:57Speaker 3: Pope Frances probably wouldn't mid because it's it seemed like
- 12:00Speaker 3: Joe started fella. He looks like he's just kind of going.
- 12:03Speaker 3: He just over he's having a great time. But I
- 12:07Speaker 3: mean it is like it's a picture of him in
- 12:10Speaker 3: the It's on the money. How good it is it?
- 12:14Speaker 2: Tell me, Tom, have you ever seen one of these
- 12:16Speaker 2: things in like in a light show like this? Yeah?
- 12:20Speaker 2: Like it like like a drone show.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Like this, nothing nothing related. I mean a friend of
- 12:25Speaker 3: mine was over recent with a very very high end
- 12:28Speaker 3: movie level one drone, an drone ain solo un drone,
- 12:35Speaker 3: and I was just highly impressed with this thing and
- 12:37Speaker 3: how it can move about. I never even considered the
- 12:39Speaker 3: light show he could put on if he had a
- 12:41Speaker 3: thousand more of them. But this is blowing my mind
- 12:44Speaker 3: looking at it, because what the first thought into my
- 12:48Speaker 3: head when I saw the poor Francis went on my phone.
- 12:50Speaker 3: I was like, what is this? What are we looking
- 12:52Speaker 3: at here? And then a cop to what it was.
- 12:53Speaker 3: But my first thought would be like if you didn't know,
- 12:57Speaker 3: like you not everybody at that, Like I'm guessing there's
- 13:01Speaker 3: a few thousand people and I can.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And who's at the vaticin people.
- 13:06Speaker 3: Right, That's what I'm saying. So you're out, you don't
- 13:09Speaker 3: know about the light show, and your mind in your
- 13:11Speaker 3: own business, and you look up and there's one hundred
- 13:14Speaker 3: foot by fifty foot wide, recently deceased Pope looking down
- 13:19Speaker 3: out of the sky over Saint Peter's Pacilicate. You're like, ah, right, well,
- 13:26Speaker 3: this is what I wanted outer body experience with this.
- 13:28Speaker 2: This is this is where I wanted to steer the conversation, Tom,
- 13:32Speaker 2: because you and I know that with the Tom and
- 13:35Speaker 2: Jerry show will throw in the weekly what have you,
- 13:37Speaker 2: which is a bit of news, and it is inteed
- 13:39Speaker 2: the spectacular drunk show that took place over the Vatican City.
- 13:43Speaker 2: And there was another one to celebrate the Disney did
- 13:47Speaker 2: a big one and he did all the Avengers in
- 13:49Speaker 2: the sky and all this kind of thing, and it
- 13:51Speaker 2: was all very spectacular. They're getting so good at these things, Tom,
- 13:54Speaker 2: it is really getting to be like a big, massive
- 13:56Speaker 2: three D Imax screen in the sky.
- 14:00Speaker 3: Would you be able to watch it a movie? Eventually?
- 14:02Speaker 2: You know it's getting there, Tom. I like, once you
- 14:05Speaker 2: put the once you put the drone up, it's basically
- 14:07Speaker 2: a pixel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you put enough of
- 14:09Speaker 2: them up and you probably it right. You can watch
- 14:12Speaker 2: whatever you wants.
- 14:12Speaker 3: So much like the Lara Craft Win which was down
- 14:15Speaker 3: to like eight bit at the time, where she had
- 14:17Speaker 3: just pointing knockers and just pointed cheeks. We have even
- 14:20Speaker 3: gone beyond that now.
- 14:21Speaker 2: So oh, I think, I genuinely think we're a year
- 14:23Speaker 2: away from being able to play Mario Kart and these things.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Now.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Would you have to play it at night? That's the
- 14:28Speaker 3: only thing, you know, what I mean?
- 14:30Speaker 2: Well that that brings me to what I wanted to
- 14:32Speaker 2: talk to you, Tom Have you ever heard and have
- 14:35Speaker 2: anybody heard of it? You will? You know? Kend of asking.
- 14:38Speaker 2: You're the analog of the audience here body have you
- 14:40Speaker 2: ever heard listeners of Project Bluebeam?
- 14:44Speaker 3: Or have I?
- 14:45Speaker 2: Oh? Have I have? I?
- 14:48Speaker 3: Do you know what? Before we go? Before if I
- 14:51Speaker 3: forget to say it from past experience, try and google.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Just use Google. Now, don't use any off book, off piece,
- 15:00Speaker 3: don't doctor co or anything. Just try and google Project Bluebeam.
- 15:05Speaker 3: See how far it gets you.
- 15:07Speaker 2: It doesn't get you very good, doesn't doesn't doesn't know
- 15:10Speaker 2: it doesn't, which which only stokes the fire of conspiracy.
- 15:14Speaker 3: Really doesn't it.
- 15:14Speaker 2: But I'm going to tell you now, whatever it was stoken, drones,
- 15:17Speaker 2: drones have utterly quenched it. I'm gonna tell you this much.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Project Bluebeam for those who are, you know, blessed that
- 15:23Speaker 2: their brains aren't fucking rotted with this information. But Project
- 15:26Speaker 2: Blue Beam was a conspiracy theory put forth by this
- 15:30Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist dude. And you know, we're not talking conspiracy
- 15:35Speaker 2: theory like local level thing. We're talking conspiracy David Ike,
- 15:42Speaker 2: Jim core level. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 15:45Speaker 2: This dude claimed and his name is here. I couldn't
- 15:47Speaker 2: quite remember you, Serge Man s yeah, Serge claimed that
- 15:55Speaker 2: at some stage. I know, like, you know, you know,
- 15:57Speaker 2: we could do. We remember David Ike coming out, coming
- 15:59Speaker 2: out of the tea. I remember him like being like
- 16:02Speaker 2: and then all sudden I was like, they claim, oh,
- 16:05Speaker 2: it's going to be the end of the world next year,
- 16:07Speaker 2: and then when next year comes and goes like, oh,
- 16:08Speaker 2: it's going to be in five years, I forgot to
- 16:10Speaker 2: carry the one. And then the globalists wanted you to
- 16:14Speaker 2: think that it was the end of.
- 16:16Speaker 3: The lizard people. The lizard people get it together.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Come on, So Sergemon ask claimed that a world the
- 16:23Speaker 2: world government to usher in this new world order or whatnot.
- 16:27Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about Hollywood Hall, I'm talking about
- 16:33Speaker 2: the new World order, brother, to usher in the new
- 16:36Speaker 2: World Order would create a spectacular holographic light show of
- 16:43Speaker 2: and he was not very clear on this, God, an angel, aliens,
- 16:47Speaker 2: some ship in the skies above the world. So it
- 16:50Speaker 2: would happen simultaneously in cities all around the world, and
- 16:53Speaker 2: everybody would look up one day and there was the toring,
- 16:55Speaker 2: booming voice of God saying hello, I'm God here, I
- 16:58Speaker 2: am showing up at tell you all.
- 17:00Speaker 3: That get it together, people, get it together.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Lads, and you know what, these six people they're your
- 17:09Speaker 2: rulers now all the world. Or or if not that,
- 17:13Speaker 2: it would be like a light show that showed aliens
- 17:15Speaker 2: coming down and go like we are the fucking mecon.
- 17:18Speaker 2: You better listen to tom Omani or we're going to
- 17:19Speaker 2: be back here and we can wreck your shit. So
- 17:22Speaker 2: just a jupe. Yeah, that took place in the form
- 17:27Speaker 2: of light shows. Now, why I wanted discredit that theory,
- 17:31Speaker 2: Tom is if that was something that the world, the
- 17:36Speaker 2: shadowy all world government was planning, why would they be
- 17:41Speaker 2: letting people make light shows of Doctor Doom and Pope
- 17:44Speaker 2: Francis in the sky to water down to my wady god,
- 17:51Speaker 2: have you.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Never heard of a sy up? This is just because
- 17:53Speaker 3: I gotta tell you.
- 17:54Speaker 2: If I look up in the sky tomorrow and I
- 17:57Speaker 2: see the mec on coming down and saying sen to
- 18:00Speaker 2: Tom and he, I'm just gonna be like trunk show,
- 18:04Speaker 2: don't believe it. I've seen that's a Disneyland. It's a
- 18:07Speaker 2: drunk show.
- 18:08Speaker 3: Yeah, is that it?
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you're about seven minutes before the batteries and them
- 18:11Speaker 2: things where and it's just like biz and I can
- 18:14Speaker 2: hear it from here.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Well to every Nokia thirty two ten, there has to
- 18:18Speaker 3: be an iPhone seventeen, So I mean, are we not?
- 18:21Speaker 3: Because I don't believe we ever get to see the
- 18:23Speaker 3: best of the best year. I'm not believing in Project Bluebean,
- 18:26Speaker 3: But I'm thinking, is I think there's gonna be there's
- 18:29Speaker 3: something way better out there than actual Senator Because if
- 18:33Speaker 3: you think about it's a biting, rudimentary, isn't it. You're
- 18:35Speaker 3: literally sending up the pixels to move around. Yes, Like,
- 18:40Speaker 3: is there a way we can use I don't know
- 18:42Speaker 3: the ion a sphere as an actual screen, we'll say
- 18:46Speaker 3: and actually shoot against it, using it electricly charged.
- 18:50Speaker 2: But even though knowing what I know, or knowing what
- 18:53Speaker 2: I've seen with my own very eyes, I'll just go
- 18:55Speaker 2: drunk show.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Oh it's ruine now, yeah it's ruine.
- 18:58Speaker 2: It's rude now, yeah, rude.
- 19:00Speaker 3: But yeah, they'd have to know that, you'd have to
- 19:03Speaker 3: rethink the whole Let's let's rethink the whole thing so jar.
- 19:06Speaker 3: So we we need to convince people that we are
- 19:09Speaker 3: going to get the new world leaders, and through that
- 19:11Speaker 3: we're going to use the medium Project Bluebeam, so we
- 19:16Speaker 3: the I think the only way to stay out of
- 19:18Speaker 3: the skis now at this stage, I think the guys,
- 19:21Speaker 3: this guy's our last. To the drones, I think, so
- 19:24Speaker 3: I think we just stay out of it. Return to
- 19:26Speaker 3: the drones. Was there there was a Star Wars thing
- 19:30Speaker 3: the drones?
- 19:31Speaker 2: Was there?
- 19:32Speaker 3: Clones? Right? Okay, these are not the clones you're looking
- 19:35Speaker 3: for the drones anyway, I think now we need they basically,
- 19:42Speaker 3: like a giant hinge mountain needs to open up and
- 19:47Speaker 3: we need to see like a seven hundred foot gorilla
- 19:52Speaker 3: talking gorilla come out of it to tell us that
- 19:54Speaker 3: weird the new leader, you know what I mean. I
- 19:56Speaker 3: think that's where that's how because people are so unimpressed
- 19:59Speaker 3: by things now, it's like, eh, like do you remember
- 20:02Speaker 3: even last year they had a congressional hearings and lads,
- 20:06Speaker 3: we're going, I'm telling you now, like these were decorated
- 20:10Speaker 3: navy flap pilots going, I'm telling you they have alien
- 20:14Speaker 3: craft that they're reverse engineering. Truth or no true right
- 20:18Speaker 3: or whatever. That man believed, fine, but the entire world
- 20:22Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah.
- 20:24Speaker 2: All right, grant, we'll believe it.
- 20:26Speaker 3: But whether people believe it or not, it was like, oh, yes,
- 20:28Speaker 3: I believe it. What's the big deal? There's nobody gives
- 20:31Speaker 3: a fuck about anything.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Nobody cares not, not not least about Project Bluebeam, which
- 20:37Speaker 2: Sergemon asked, didn't didn't live to see his his didn't
- 20:41Speaker 2: live to see his theorized illuminations in the sky. He
- 20:48Speaker 2: didn't live to see the day where it would be
- 20:50Speaker 2: used to advertise that there's a No Minions movie coming
- 20:52Speaker 2: next year.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Lord, for anybody, go if you're going, if you're not
- 20:56Speaker 3: impressed by the one we're talking about, or any or
- 20:58Speaker 3: the two we're talking about, John, look up Chinese ones. Though,
- 21:02Speaker 3: those boys have been at the top of the game.
- 21:04Speaker 3: They've been they were doing this stuff ten five, six
- 21:07Speaker 3: years ago. And actually just watch some of their light
- 21:10Speaker 3: shows on a colossal We're talking the size of a city.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Twenty thousand drones go up in the air and they
- 21:16Speaker 3: do a dragon show in the air. You're like, well,
- 21:19Speaker 3: well that's it. I I'm unimpressed by everything. I will
- 21:23Speaker 3: ever lay my eyes on ever again. I'm sorry, I
- 21:26Speaker 3: don't care. We can look at the Mona Lisa, we
- 21:30Speaker 3: can go. We can look at Niagara folts, but I'm sorry, sorry,
- 21:33Speaker 3: So the Chinese buys have been doing things with dragons
- 21:36Speaker 3: and this guy that it ruins everything.
- 21:39Speaker 2: It's just too good.
- 21:40Speaker 3: It's too good. It's like the first time you have
- 21:42Speaker 3: a wine gum that the good wine gums dure. And
- 21:45Speaker 3: then after that you're like, what you're don't be coming
- 21:47Speaker 3: at me with those American gum things. Do you know
- 21:49Speaker 3: what I mean? These are full may mainards. These come
- 21:52Speaker 3: to god wine, they go, they wine gums.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Get out of my face, Well, get out of my
- 21:58Speaker 2: face with this segment, Tom, We're gonna move on here
- 22:00Speaker 2: and now. But like I said, we're gonna keep it.
- 22:02Speaker 3: By the way. Three, I Atlas that huge meteorite that's
- 22:07Speaker 3: flying just gonna fly near Earth. I's in nearer two
- 22:09Speaker 3: hundred and seventy miles away, million miles away, kilometers away
- 22:13Speaker 3: in December. They are recommended that thing for whatever reason
- 22:17Speaker 3: rounded let's say the sun. I don't know. I'm not
- 22:21Speaker 3: a rocketed farmer, but apparently it's doing something should have
- 22:26Speaker 3: never done. It's gathering speed, which is technically not possible.
- 22:31Speaker 2: So if it does, shouldn't be accelerating, shouldn't be changing.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Course, shouldn't be changing course, and you shouldn't be given
- 22:36Speaker 3: off whatever gaess is supposed to be given off that. They're like, eh,
- 22:39Speaker 3: but I'm going at the same time, dragons, no.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Fucking come at me, bro come at me. Don't be
- 22:47Speaker 2: at it. So yeah again once again, Tom, we mentioned
- 22:50Speaker 2: the Chinese grape bunch of lads, as fathers said, But
- 22:53Speaker 2: even though they are a great bunch of lads, we're
- 22:55Speaker 2: not going to talk much more about them because we're
- 22:57Speaker 2: gonna switch topic here. Tom to not know lads, but
- 23:00Speaker 2: one lad that shines through every week of one one
- 23:04Speaker 2: guy that just steps up above guy girl, dog, animal, vegetable,
- 23:08Speaker 2: mineral or whatever it is, we turn around and goo
- 23:11Speaker 2: this lady Tom, I mentioned a couple of weeks ago
- 23:16Speaker 2: that was having trouble with my teeth. Troubled techal completes
- 23:19Speaker 2: me to this day, my friend.
- 23:20Speaker 3: It's gonna break, and it's gonna break by the way
- 23:22Speaker 3: he'll be. He'll be recording this into a wax cylinder
- 23:26Speaker 3: and sending it to me. By the time he's done
- 23:28Speaker 3: with his teeth, it's gonna cost him a clean fortune.
- 23:31Speaker 3: And speaking of teeth, there's there's a start. There's a
- 23:35Speaker 3: dinosaur running around outside the room here Jesus Christ. So
- 23:39Speaker 3: I'm not gonna there's no point in telling him to
- 23:40Speaker 3: quite and down. He's just gonna keep doing it anyway.
- 23:43Speaker 3: So if I can only apologize to somebody, if they
- 23:45Speaker 3: hear he's delighted him if he lost a tooth and
- 23:49Speaker 3: made it make money and he's had to losing another
- 23:50Speaker 3: one now and he's.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Tom, I'm about to lose a few, and I ain't
- 23:54Speaker 2: gonna make me money. I can promise you that much.
- 23:56Speaker 2: And they'll be selling slow dances and holy fans from
- 23:58Speaker 2: the end of this right while my teeth are giving
- 24:02Speaker 2: me trouble. This week's this lad, his teeth are saving him,
- 24:08Speaker 2: saying that this every now and then, like you know,
- 24:10Speaker 2: you'll send me like you know with this lad, you
- 24:14Speaker 2: know we could we could just this could just be
- 24:15Speaker 2: the scientific breakthrough segment of the show or a new
- 24:18Speaker 2: scientific breakthrough. And you did you know there rat on
- 24:21Speaker 2: another rash either that you're or some prison break that's
- 24:27Speaker 2: normally us.
- 24:27Speaker 3: It's either scientific or prison break. Now, I'll tell you,
- 24:30Speaker 3: go and find a podcast where that's the through line
- 24:32Speaker 3: for most of them. To go and find me another
- 24:34Speaker 3: podcast where those are typically the two things they talk about,
- 24:37Speaker 3: because podcast that fine diagram is not is not strong like.
- 24:42Speaker 3: But for some reason, we seem to find ourselves in
- 24:44Speaker 3: boat camps.
- 24:46Speaker 2: This week here we go. Yes, this week's this lad
- 24:49Speaker 2: is Brent Chapman a partially cited or.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Or yeah he's legally blind, this lad legally mind.
- 25:00Speaker 2: This dude doctor said, hang on, we have an idea
- 25:03Speaker 2: for you. They pulled out one of his teeth, pounded
- 25:06Speaker 2: it flat, drill a hole in it, put a lens
- 25:09Speaker 2: in it, sowed it into his jaw, let it cook
- 25:12Speaker 2: there for a little while, and then plunged it in
- 25:14Speaker 2: his eye. And now this man can see joh.
- 25:17Speaker 3: Chair if I love like I don't know if anybody,
- 25:21Speaker 3: if anybody saw, I posted a video from me putting
- 25:25Speaker 3: together at the Goat Goat House, and I wanted to
- 25:27Speaker 3: put wheels under to so I can move it up
- 25:29Speaker 3: the field as were. And there was an old you know,
- 25:31Speaker 3: little red wagons. There was one of those rotted out
- 25:37Speaker 3: in the yard. It had come to the end of
- 25:38Speaker 3: his years by life. So I just ripped the chassis
- 25:40Speaker 3: off that and stuck it. But I was going to
- 25:42Speaker 3: chuck that thing months ago. And there's something about me, Jared,
- 25:44Speaker 3: We've talked about it before. Never I can't throw a
- 25:47Speaker 3: thing out, can't throw a thing out well alone. We
- 25:49Speaker 3: all didn't work an absolute treat. And I just found
- 25:53Speaker 3: myself going I free, Like Fred Dibner here, if ever
- 25:56Speaker 3: there was a Fred Dibner became a doctor, he would
- 25:59Speaker 3: be hammering on a fucking envil somebody's tooth, drilling holes
- 26:04Speaker 3: in it and gluing on a fucking window over that hole.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Here, Okay, And like, the more we learn about this,
- 26:10Speaker 2: this is like we're not a learning podcast, but every
- 26:13Speaker 2: now and then you and I will learn something. Brent
- 26:15Speaker 2: Shappens thirty four Canadian guy. We wish our Canadian brothers
- 26:18Speaker 2: all the best. And he had he lost his vision
- 26:22Speaker 2: like that when he was a young man. He had
- 26:24Speaker 2: some sort of.
- 26:25Speaker 3: I can't let this story going going. I have to
- 26:28Speaker 3: stop this savage outside the door. I can't hear him.
- 26:30Speaker 3: He's absolutely lost his mind one moment, please order has
- 26:35Speaker 3: been restored to the to the whatever you call it,
- 26:39Speaker 3: in return of the Jesus wept. I mean, you can't
- 26:42Speaker 3: give out when they're lefting happening. But it's like that's
- 26:45Speaker 3: that's professionality at some level. With my seven Jerry here,
- 26:48Speaker 3: what's going? What would would you come on?
- 26:50Speaker 2: Watch me? Tom So? Anyway, Brent here, he lost his
- 26:55Speaker 2: sight about ten years ago on account of some allergic
- 26:57Speaker 2: reaction or some such and he under went the tooth
- 27:01Speaker 2: in eye procedure. And I've heard of it, but this
- 27:03Speaker 2: is taken the first time. Ah. And here's the thing.
- 27:07Speaker 2: This is what gets me right.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I know what you're gonna say.
- 27:10Speaker 2: This has been around since the nineteen six Yeah, what fuck?
- 27:13Speaker 3: Butcher, here's the thing. It fucking sounds like a thing
- 27:16Speaker 3: that's started and given a go and not continued beyond
- 27:20Speaker 3: the nineteen sixties. You know yourself they don't the ship.
- 27:23Speaker 3: They didn't. Like if you've got a bad toe. Back
- 27:26Speaker 3: in the sixties, you lost the lake, you know what
- 27:28Speaker 3: I mean, Like it didn't get as agricultural as like
- 27:34Speaker 3: it was agricultural at the beginning, and we've slowly ended
- 27:37Speaker 3: up in a place where, you know, you could basically
- 27:40Speaker 3: just get a new bionic eye. Whereas this sounds like
- 27:44Speaker 3: and I love it. I love it.
- 27:45Speaker 2: By the way, the more I learned, the more I
- 27:47Speaker 2: learn about it, the more I like it. Okay, so
- 27:49Speaker 2: why are we doing this, tom Okay, Obviously you get
- 27:51Speaker 2: the man's side pack. There's nothing foreign in it. This
- 27:55Speaker 2: is this is a tooth that they now, here's what
- 27:58Speaker 2: stay on here.
- 27:58Speaker 3: There's nothing foreign in it. I mean, we went very
- 28:01Speaker 3: right up right of center there for a second, they're there, Jesus,
- 28:04Speaker 3: I need to say, there's no foreign it's not an art.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Not an m tethundarantine. But there's no electronics. They're not
- 28:12Speaker 2: putting in glass or metal or micro chips or any
- 28:14Speaker 2: ship like this. This is just this is just crazy
- 28:18Speaker 2: to me. Okay. So basically what they're doing is they're
- 28:20Speaker 2: making a lens out of the out of the tooth. Now,
- 28:22Speaker 2: this is what gets me. They take the tooth out
- 28:24Speaker 2: and they flatten it. Now, I can't imagine that you
- 28:29Speaker 2: flatten it too without chat on it. I didn't know
- 28:31Speaker 2: that you could do that. Maybe you.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Up and fat cat imagine I would imagine what it
- 28:39Speaker 3: is is they've caught across section like a ring of tooth.
- 28:42Speaker 3: I would imagine if yeah, just like you know, like
- 28:45Speaker 3: you get you got the ring from a tree around it,
- 28:48Speaker 3: you know, through a tree trunk, maybe for a nice
- 28:50Speaker 3: table center, you know, placement or whatever. I would imagine
- 28:54Speaker 3: that's what they've done. Buy like, oh, they just flattened.
- 28:57Speaker 3: There's no flatlan teeth unce you boil the thing inflectening
- 29:00Speaker 3: And I don't think I don't think you need that
- 29:02Speaker 3: much too. I'd imagine you'll probably make a shot of them,
- 29:07Speaker 3: do you know that kind of way, like like they
- 29:09Speaker 3: probably make a handful of them, Like if you've got
- 29:12Speaker 3: a whole tooth to go with, I'd say they cut
- 29:14Speaker 3: off a few rings of tooth, drill a hole in
- 29:16Speaker 3: the middle, bit of cling film over, and maybe four
- 29:19Speaker 3: or five of them. Because I imagine what it is
- 29:22Speaker 3: is literally that ure that washer. Do you know what
- 29:25Speaker 3: I mean?
- 29:25Speaker 2: That?
- 29:26Speaker 3: Yes, that like that's imagine what I imagine like a
- 29:28Speaker 3: parliament and big cling film over and just and the
- 29:32Speaker 3: idea is apparently so that they can't just throw that
- 29:36Speaker 3: straight in the eye, so it has to be put
- 29:38Speaker 3: somewhere in your body. You can't just put it behind
- 29:40Speaker 3: your ear like a fag. You know, I'll have the
- 29:42Speaker 3: rest of it later. It's got to be put inside
- 29:44Speaker 3: the body so that the actual a bit of meat
- 29:49Speaker 3: grows over the tooth and you know, round the lens
- 29:54Speaker 3: to make sure that it takes because apparently the body
- 29:56Speaker 3: is like that's.
- 29:58Speaker 2: That's what I was getting. That that there's no foreign object,
- 30:00Speaker 2: there's no glass, there's no cling film as you mentioned there, Tom,
- 30:02Speaker 2: well there is.
- 30:03Speaker 3: The plastic must be it is a plastic lens, so
- 30:05Speaker 3: it must be some sort of I don't know. It
- 30:07Speaker 3: could might be plastic made out of you know, bo
- 30:09Speaker 3: of Angelatin. Who knows what I.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Made out of fingernails. The more I read about this,
- 30:13Speaker 2: because they're doing it, I never heard possible here. And
- 30:17Speaker 2: basically that will grow into a lens and there that yeah,
- 30:21Speaker 2: that will graft and now you see again that's it, Tom,
- 30:26Speaker 2: that's the whole segment. Like we can move on with
- 30:28Speaker 2: the show because I'm just like, what the fuck I.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Got No, No, it's so they hide it in the
- 30:34Speaker 3: pocket in the cheek first, right.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Then they don't just lob it into your eye like
- 30:39Speaker 3: you would have contact lens. They stitch, not these like
- 30:43Speaker 3: we celebrate the biggest bolloxes, Like we're not just celebrating
- 30:46Speaker 3: Chapman here, I'm celebrating the doctor. I can then take
- 30:50Speaker 3: this tiny little thing that they made. They fucking made
- 30:53Speaker 3: out back and you know, in the out workshop, and
- 30:57Speaker 3: then they saw it. They saw that fucking thing into
- 31:01Speaker 3: the eye. So that just stays there and that's that,
- 31:05Speaker 3: and it doesn't get rejected. But they stitch it into
- 31:08Speaker 3: the eye. They don't just lob it against your eye
- 31:09Speaker 3: or a bit of Tech seven around the edges and
- 31:12Speaker 3: just get it in there. Do you know, a bit
- 31:13Speaker 3: maybe silicon for the good quality of silicon for the
- 31:16Speaker 3: bat in front of the bathroom. No, they sow it
- 31:18Speaker 3: into your actual right. Now, here's the thing for anybody
- 31:20Speaker 3: who's listening and is a bit sharp sided going, do
- 31:23Speaker 3: you know what I like the idea that your eyes
- 31:26Speaker 3: are probably bolloxed? Because here's the thing about old Brent.
- 31:30Speaker 3: He was one of the lucky for you, the front
- 31:32Speaker 3: part can be bolloxed where the lenses, but the back
- 31:36Speaker 3: end the old the engine at the back where if
- 31:40Speaker 3: you can receive light, because well as we know, it
- 31:41Speaker 3: comes in crosses in a convection and meets at a
- 31:44Speaker 3: point upside down at the back of the eye, much
- 31:46Speaker 3: like how Teddy's were or projectors were invented back in
- 31:50Speaker 3: the day. If that bit at the back wall of
- 31:52Speaker 3: your eye, if that'sn't good, Nick, you might be in
- 31:55Speaker 3: for chances. Chances are if you just have degenerative eyes,
- 31:59Speaker 3: then they the whole eyes.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Pull all the teeth in your head. If you want
- 32:02Speaker 2: you can.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Not a bit of good. You need a good back
- 32:07Speaker 3: end to your eye.
- 32:07Speaker 2: First, to that end, to that end. There's only a
- 32:10Speaker 2: couple one hundred people since the sixties that this has
- 32:14Speaker 2: been performed on r indeed worked one. Yeah, and we
- 32:18Speaker 2: call it Brent Chapman here as being this week's this
- 32:21Speaker 2: lad for having it done. And we call it a
- 32:23Speaker 2: doctor for doing it fair play. I also want to
- 32:26Speaker 2: love a special mention to whatever doctor it was in
- 32:30Speaker 2: the nineteen fifties and nineteen sixties that was working with
- 32:35Speaker 2: blind or partially cited patients and just had a notion me,
- 32:40Speaker 2: you know what, do you know what? Do you know what?
- 32:42Speaker 2: It'd be a Bobby Dazzler in there, dute, do you
- 32:46Speaker 2: know what? Like you're going to turn around and tell
- 32:49Speaker 2: me that that was some Nazi doctor taking over an
- 32:51Speaker 2: operation paper.
- 32:52Speaker 3: Just the first head and you know what, like it's.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Oh man, we got everybody, we got Sarah, we're giving
- 33:00Speaker 2: shout outs to serge monasked and fucking doctor Mangla here
- 33:03Speaker 2: this week, Jesus Christ.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Well, no, to be fair, So it's the the operation
- 33:09Speaker 3: is where to hear this for a fucking name? Osteo
- 33:12Speaker 3: or dental or danto. I mean that totally sounds like
- 33:14Speaker 3: two two lads met down the pope. I'm a dentist,
- 33:18Speaker 3: you're an eye guy. We should do we should work
- 33:20Speaker 3: together like carpenters and black players. We should fortune on
- 33:23Speaker 3: this job. Osteo Yeah, Osteo dento kera top e ro thesis.
- 33:31Speaker 3: The inventor of that or otherwise known as.
- 33:33Speaker 2: O KP in the German named Tom.
- 33:40Speaker 3: He developed a technique which the patient is on to
- 33:42Speaker 3: his supported optical cylinder is invented by Klaus.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Not joking, Yeah, Shamus O'Neil.
- 33:50Speaker 3: Invented by a bloke by the name of doctor Strapeli
- 33:54Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty three. So the days would suggest we're
- 33:58Speaker 3: possibly of the water there. The surname ending with a
- 34:02Speaker 3: vowel would tell us he wasn't on the side of
- 34:06Speaker 3: the the Americans are the British. But at the same time,
- 34:12Speaker 3: would to be fair, they've always been good engineers. The
- 34:14Speaker 3: Italians they make, you know, make decent axis. The exis,
- 34:20Speaker 3: you know, it depends on what side, you know. As
- 34:22Speaker 3: I say, the victors write the history books there, I'm.
- 34:24Speaker 2: Just saying that this this was an Italian resistance doing.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he was.
- 34:33Speaker 2: No, No, I think I know what we're talking about.
- 34:35Speaker 3: Here, But sorry, Ben Beneditto is the man's name.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Never a bad Benedict in the history of there.
- 34:44Speaker 3: No, never never came across a bad one. So he's
- 34:47Speaker 3: the boy in the sixties that came up with like,
- 34:50Speaker 3: you know, like but you know it's so I don't
- 34:54Speaker 3: want to say rough shot or rudimentary, but at the
- 34:56Speaker 3: same time it kind of is.
- 34:59Speaker 2: I gotta tell you this is this is like a
- 35:00Speaker 2: very slight degree removed from you using the water of
- 35:05Speaker 2: a masonry nail to get from your cordless keyboard.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Keyboard.
- 35:12Speaker 2: Yeah, God for eyes like you just looked at and
- 35:16Speaker 2: go like hell, you know, don't go down. No, hang on,
- 35:18Speaker 2: don't throw that out now. I have use for that there.
- 35:21Speaker 2: But much like your teeth, I will hounding things in
- 35:23Speaker 2: the house that are are just exactly that put.
- 35:25Speaker 3: Much like your teeth chair. You're going to be visiting
- 35:27Speaker 3: the dentist fairly soon, and you reckon, you're going to
- 35:29Speaker 3: lose a few teeth. Do me a favorite chir and
- 35:31Speaker 3: follow your own advice. Don't throw them out.
- 35:34Speaker 2: I'll hang on them.
- 35:35Speaker 3: You could Jesus Christ your hearing. You might need a
- 35:38Speaker 3: new toe, you might need a new eye. God knows
- 35:40Speaker 3: what your teeth could end up starting out.
- 35:43Speaker 2: For the cost it's going to take to fix these
- 35:45Speaker 2: fucking things, I want to be buried with them, whether
- 35:47Speaker 2: they're in my head or not.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Just around your neck, hanging face, a gold necklace around
- 35:52Speaker 3: your necklace, some sort of trophy.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Giving me in a little draw string bag and carrying
- 35:56Speaker 2: them around. Well, look there you go, mister Chapman, Brent Chapman.
- 36:03Speaker 2: If if this was a YouTube channel, you could watch
- 36:05Speaker 2: us now. But I guess you can just listen to
- 36:07Speaker 2: us on the Tom and Jerry show what you could
- 36:08Speaker 2: do before, I suppose, but we wish you all the
- 36:11Speaker 2: health and and and uh, you know, I guess the
- 36:14Speaker 2: first thing, you know, the first thing you did when
- 36:16Speaker 2: you could see is just go, fuck, I'm missing the
- 36:19Speaker 2: tooth now. But like you know what, it's.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Just yeah, that's all he's doing. He's looking at the mirror,
- 36:23Speaker 3: go chrisis.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Now I needed to look at the crispin was on
- 36:28Speaker 2: me here.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Now this is going to be you know those moments
- 36:30Speaker 3: where like it's just never ending. Now he's going to
- 36:33Speaker 3: have to chop off a toe in a in an
- 36:38Speaker 3: all the way and before now you'll have to chop
- 36:40Speaker 3: off his penis to replace the toe. Christ above, this
- 36:44Speaker 3: is just never ending. It'll be like the when the
- 36:46Speaker 3: Australians let in the frogs and then they had to
- 36:48Speaker 3: get there.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, chasing them all down one out of the other.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Will listen, come here to me. There you go, mister Chapman.
- 36:56Speaker 2: And like I said, you're thirty some odd years of
- 36:58Speaker 2: age now, and you lost yoursel when you were a
- 37:00Speaker 2: young man. And even though me and Tom don't sound it,
- 37:04Speaker 2: we were young men too. Now we didn't, thank Christ,
- 37:07Speaker 2: lose the sight in our eyes, or we'd be volunteered
- 37:09Speaker 2: out for you know, other reasons these days. But we
- 37:13Speaker 2: did see a lot of stuff come and go, Tom,
- 37:16Speaker 2: And we do like to talk about all the things
- 37:18Speaker 2: that we witnessed as we tipped the full crum of
- 37:21Speaker 2: life from the early eighties to now the late twenty twenties.
- 37:25Speaker 2: We like to chit chat about all that in the
- 37:26Speaker 2: closing segment of the show that we call we Remember
- 37:29Speaker 2: when when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
- 37:32Speaker 2: or forty years ago, what do you remember, Jar, Well,
- 37:36Speaker 2: you know, it's it's it's one of these things, Tom.
- 37:38Speaker 2: We're both we're both parents, you know, and every now
- 37:40Speaker 2: and then we look at our kids and go.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Like wait, wait to clarify for anybody who just joined
- 37:45Speaker 3: my seven Jerry or not married. We don't not co parenting. No,
- 37:48Speaker 3: we're not co parent He's talking about two separate households.
- 37:51Speaker 3: Oddly enough, it just it flows out the tonggo. It's
- 37:53Speaker 3: fair play to it, really does.
- 37:54Speaker 2: I mean, I know we're not co parting, but I
- 37:56Speaker 2: did tell you to go tell tell that child to
- 37:58Speaker 2: be quiet.
- 38:00Speaker 3: If I was, if I did have to marry a man,
- 38:01Speaker 3: I'd say, Jerry would be spot on. Do you know
- 38:03Speaker 3: what I mean? If that was the way, if it
- 38:04Speaker 3: was just gone head to my head and you know,
- 38:06Speaker 3: the New World orders have to take it over and
- 38:07Speaker 3: said you have to marry a man and go all right, Jerry, Jerry, having.
- 38:09Speaker 2: Look at the big blue the big blue beam, and
- 38:11Speaker 2: this guy said, what can I do? Yeah? So come here.
- 38:15Speaker 2: We have children separately, Tom, Yes, correctly, and every now
- 38:19Speaker 2: and then you will look at your kid and what
- 38:21Speaker 2: they're doing and what they're going about their day to
- 38:23Speaker 2: day business. And that's the basis of a lot of
- 38:26Speaker 2: we remember when you know, and you know, like, oh
- 38:29Speaker 2: ship that we didn't have that. No, that wasn't the way.
- 38:33Speaker 2: I remember that.
- 38:34Speaker 3: It's mostly Jerry, we didn't have that, not that it
- 38:37Speaker 3: was different. All we had, it just wasn't to be
- 38:39Speaker 3: had we had.
- 38:40Speaker 2: We had, we had the masonry nail water version of that.
- 38:47Speaker 2: And what it is now as we roll in, as
- 38:49Speaker 2: we rock and roll into the winter months and all
- 38:51Speaker 2: through the year, what I noticed, Tom, is now the
- 38:55Speaker 2: kids are back to school, and if your kid's going
- 38:58Speaker 2: to get sick, he's going to get sick at school.
- 38:59Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's like, you know, absolute sending them in
- 39:04Speaker 2: to lick the walls in the matter, Like you.
- 39:06Speaker 3: Know, it's like it's literally that they came back from
- 39:09Speaker 3: some far flum jungle after licking a toad that head ebola. Yeah,
- 39:13Speaker 3: that's literally what happens. Hold on, you were healthy for
- 39:17Speaker 3: three months? What just happened?
- 39:19Speaker 2: But you can ward off all that time by giving
- 39:21Speaker 2: your kids multi vitamins and the whatnot in the morning.
- 39:25Speaker 2: And this is what I noticed now this week is
- 39:27Speaker 2: that our kids on the way out of school get
- 39:31Speaker 2: a wide range of chewable vitamins and Vitamin C and
- 39:37Speaker 2: little Vitamin D twelve spray into the cheek as we
- 39:40Speaker 2: rolled into the dark months and you're not getting enough
- 39:43Speaker 2: vitamins with the sun or whatever the fuck it might be.
- 39:46Speaker 2: And there are various mouth sprays, chews, whatnots now Tom,
- 39:53Speaker 2: correct me if I'm wrong. We didn't have that. It
- 39:58Speaker 2: was like we had a very fucking archaic version of it.
- 40:03Speaker 3: I think the kind of stuff you'd give a week
- 40:07Speaker 3: to equate that, the kind of stuff we would have
- 40:09Speaker 3: got nice children would nowadays be described as engine lubricants, right,
- 40:15Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like you go there's
- 40:17Speaker 3: no way that was consumed by humans back.
- 40:19Speaker 2: In the day.
- 40:20Speaker 3: You're like, ah, it actually was. It was, and it
- 40:23Speaker 3: didn't do me a bit of harm. Granted I looked
- 40:25Speaker 3: ten years older, and I probably should, but I.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Got to tell you that. So to that end, Okay, yes,
- 40:32Speaker 2: I got seven sees capsules as a child. Okay, the
- 40:36Speaker 2: red and gold.
- 40:37Speaker 3: I don't think you've come capsules there, Well I don't.
- 40:40Speaker 2: I bet you're on that in a second, right, more
- 40:42Speaker 2: on that in a very little second. Okay. Yeah, So
- 40:44Speaker 2: they took what you got in the eighties and decided, oh,
- 40:48Speaker 2: do you know what, kids don't really care for them.
- 40:50Speaker 2: They're going to balk at this. Parents aren't gonna buy
- 40:52Speaker 2: it because it's a waste of money and it's just
- 40:53Speaker 2: another fucking fight in the morning, and who wants it.
- 40:55Speaker 2: But let's make them. Let's work on making them like sweets,
- 40:59Speaker 2: little gummy beer or little squidges and little and like
- 41:02Speaker 2: if you look at America and all that kind of
- 41:04Speaker 2: thing they had, like famously flints friend, flints, don't choose
- 41:07Speaker 2: going all the way back to the seventies, sixties and
- 41:10Speaker 2: all this kind of crack. They were ahead of the turn.
- 41:12Speaker 2: That shit wasn't there in the eighties. I'm gonna tell
- 41:13Speaker 2: you that much, Tom. Now my kids have it and
- 41:15Speaker 2: they take them gladly. It's the favorite part of the morning.
- 41:18Speaker 2: At least I'm no one going to school, but at
- 41:20Speaker 2: least I get my gummies in the morning. The fucking
- 41:22Speaker 2: delighted they get them.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I've had one messure.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Not very bad, you know, if you have a couple
- 41:29Speaker 2: of pints and even tho there's no sweets in the house.
- 41:31Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell you it's expensive. But but Tom,
- 41:36Speaker 2: you mentioned there as well. Okay, we had seven seas
- 41:39Speaker 2: in the eighties, which was just like and again we
- 41:41Speaker 2: talked about how the pediles.
- 41:43Speaker 3: And we don't know what they had in that It
- 41:45Speaker 3: was oil. That's oil, the.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Cod liver oil. Yeah, and I remember as a child
- 41:51Speaker 2: thinking cod liver oil. What's that dip shit? It is
- 41:56Speaker 2: oil from the liver of a cod, the fish. What
- 41:58Speaker 2: the fuck did you think it was? I've had some
- 42:00Speaker 2: of you think that was code for I had some
- 42:02Speaker 2: odd jobs down through the years, you know what I mean.
- 42:05Speaker 2: But to end up in that gig where you're.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Doing the most, you're producing one of the most famous
- 42:12Speaker 3: things in the order right now. But one of the
- 42:14Speaker 3: probably most grossest jobs that you gotta do. Also, why
- 42:18Speaker 3: not give it a new name, like, oh yeah, do
- 42:20Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like venice is called veniceon,
- 42:22Speaker 3: not called deer meat because purely because it would make
- 42:25Speaker 3: people feel bad and that they're eating bambie and whatnot.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? There's a name for it,
- 42:28Speaker 3: beef is So.
- 42:30Speaker 2: I want to circle. I want to circle back round
- 42:32Speaker 2: to that now, okay, right, I know you've got you've
- 42:34Speaker 2: got skin in the game down in the deal many
- 42:36Speaker 2: household I know more about this than than the rest
- 42:39Speaker 2: of us. The cod liver oil and I took as
- 42:42Speaker 2: a child. Tom was in a little gold capsule right
- 42:45Speaker 2: and you down, and that was all very well and good.
- 42:47Speaker 2: But I remember when I was wee with you, before
- 42:50Speaker 2: the capsules became popular. You'd have to take that ship
- 42:53Speaker 2: off a spoon.
- 42:54Speaker 3: Office, But that's what I was remembering off a spoon,
- 42:56Speaker 3: and I would stick to the inside of every single
- 42:59Speaker 3: square minute eater of your mouth. It would just glue
- 43:02Speaker 3: itself to the top of your mouth, the back of
- 43:03Speaker 3: your teeth, underside of your tongue. It's like rised above
- 43:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the most popular lad in school. And
- 43:10Speaker 3: that's for sure what.
- 43:13Speaker 2: It tasted like. There was no mention of it was
- 43:16Speaker 2: just like, that's what it was in the eighties. It's
- 43:18Speaker 2: good for you. Open up, Yeah, it's gray outside. Open
- 43:22Speaker 2: your fucking mouth. Here it goes. Oh Christ, I can
- 43:26Speaker 2: I can remember it now now. I was not enough
- 43:27Speaker 2: child town because when we got to get the Seven
- 43:30Speaker 2: Seas capsules, I would bite them.
- 43:32Speaker 3: I did, yeah, yeah, because.
- 43:34Speaker 2: You know the oil. I was like, yeah, fuck it.
- 43:36Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I love the capsules. I
- 43:38Speaker 2: love them. The door to eat or like eating a
- 43:40Speaker 2: rubber Sorry, what gon to tie you?
- 43:41Speaker 3: It was bovine collagen. That's what you're actually it's it's
- 43:45Speaker 3: actually boiled down bones is what you're eating their jair.
- 43:49Speaker 3: So that's why you liked it. You were fond. There
- 43:50Speaker 3: was a kind of dog in you wanted. You're probably
- 43:53Speaker 3: getting true be told, who knew if it was actually
- 43:55Speaker 3: squeezing out of a deliver of a cod Chances are
- 43:59Speaker 3: it was actual capsule itself was probably giving you more
- 44:02Speaker 3: more goodness than the shit that's in it.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Well, it put me in mind of other over the
- 44:07Speaker 2: counter or medicines and whatnot, and we didn't have D twelves,
- 44:12Speaker 2: vitamin D sprays or twelves or of this kind of
- 44:14Speaker 2: shit like you.
- 44:15Speaker 3: Know, I tried to remember what was what the pharmacy
- 44:17Speaker 3: did have back in the day.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Oh I remember them, Tom, I remember three in particular, okay,
- 44:23Speaker 2: as I was small. Okay, they goes as following syrup
- 44:26Speaker 2: of figs. Yeah, milk of magnesium, which was remember its
- 44:32Speaker 2: being milk of magnesia.
- 44:33Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was magnesium. It was a magnesium in.
- 44:36Speaker 2: It because magnesium.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Yes, right, Okay.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Syrup of figs wasn't so bad. It was like a
- 44:41Speaker 2: brown liquid which was kind of sweet. I suppose probably
- 44:43Speaker 2: had a fucking dose of sugar in it as well.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't mind that all that much milk
- 44:49Speaker 2: and begnesia magnesium was came in a blue bottle and
- 44:52Speaker 2: it was a white liquid and it was chalky, and
- 44:55Speaker 2: it wasn't all that nice. But the two of them
- 44:58Speaker 2: were a godsend compared to the dreaded castor oil. Oh
- 45:03Speaker 2: my god. Now castor oil was the sort of thing
- 45:07Speaker 2: that we would be threatened with. Yeah, I'll get you
- 45:10Speaker 2: castor oil. But Tom, I know for questioning you of
- 45:13Speaker 2: this as as a child. These were on occasional medicines
- 45:17Speaker 2: that go bosted that and I'm talking about like being
- 45:19Speaker 2: wee wee. Okay, this was like when I was like sixteen,
- 45:22Speaker 2: thought that was just this was just when I was
- 45:24Speaker 2: a little little Would you care to know what milk up,
- 45:27Speaker 2: magnesium syrup of figs, and castor oils primary function are
- 45:33Speaker 2: for a human being? I've got to give you a
- 45:36Speaker 2: bit of get up and go there, I'd say, a
- 45:38Speaker 2: little bit and vigor. It's a little it's it's it's iron,
- 45:40Speaker 2: it's it's it's or perhaps it's like omega threes just
- 45:44Speaker 2: for sharp thinking.
- 45:46Speaker 3: Oh my god, as you mentioned omega threes. The six
- 45:51Speaker 3: year old I was asking about avocados the other day.
- 45:53Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, whatever, fucking avocados And he's.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Like, no, I think I like him.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Yeah. He goes, they've got omega threes and went you
- 45:58Speaker 3: are never watching the internet ever again? No, no, no, no,
- 46:02Speaker 3: that's it.
- 46:03Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you the three the three liquids
- 46:04Speaker 2: that I mentioned, Tom, they were not rich in omega three.
- 46:07Speaker 2: They did not help joint mobility, they didn't have flu
- 46:11Speaker 2: out for your teeth. All three of them basically the
- 46:13Speaker 2: same job, Tom. They weren't accidents. Now, what the fuck
- 46:16Speaker 2: I was being shoveled bad stuff into as a child,
- 46:19Speaker 2: I'll never know. But what I do know is this
- 46:22Speaker 2: much Tom bowel movements. Bawel movements were bigger in the
- 46:25Speaker 2: eighties than fucking quicksand on TV.
- 46:28Speaker 3: You know.
- 46:29Speaker 2: They were to be all and end all of everything.
- 46:31Speaker 2: It's like, make make sure your bowel movements are regular.
- 46:34Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm fucking six. I promise you I'm regular.
- 46:37Speaker 2: I'm on, I'm on.
- 46:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need high fiber in my diet figs. Yeah,
- 46:43Speaker 3: Like there was. I think I supposed to notice. The
- 46:46Speaker 3: notion was porge, porge, porge and more porge and get
- 46:50Speaker 3: it out.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Yet, whatever you, Tom, I think and I'm not. I'm not.
- 46:54Speaker 2: You know, there was no intern at the time. But
- 46:56Speaker 2: these were all just like just remedies and just whatever
- 46:59Speaker 2: you had in the house. But I get the feeling
- 47:01Speaker 2: that like milk and magnesia was treated like it was
- 47:05Speaker 2: like a chalpol of some sort, like it would be
- 47:07Speaker 2: a painkiller or an ibuprofen or a temperature thing. It's
- 47:10Speaker 2: not that, Tom. It wasn't sold or marketed as such.
- 47:14Speaker 2: But if the kids sick in the house, you know,
- 47:16Speaker 2: you gotta reach for a bottle something for milk, and
- 47:18Speaker 2: magnesia might not do any harm.
- 47:22Speaker 3: I the most frequent medicine because I got just a
- 47:25Speaker 3: cut a lot, just bad, badly cut a lot so
- 47:29Speaker 3: pseudo cream that it would be a ten gallon part
- 47:32Speaker 3: of that was needed in a house. That pseudo cream
- 47:35Speaker 3: or the previously name this name something else now, but
- 47:38Speaker 3: it was called germaline.
- 47:40Speaker 2: Do you remember, jernaling, Yes, yes, yes, which I dare
- 47:42Speaker 2: say you can still get some degree in Germany.
- 47:44Speaker 3: It literally says whatever it says in the box would
- 47:46Speaker 3: say it's brider cream now, but literally in tiny writing
- 47:50Speaker 3: formally known as germaline. Still a great joke for cuts,
- 47:53Speaker 3: is it? I don't know, because you get there was
- 47:56Speaker 3: kind of two ways of cuts. Would in our house,
- 47:58Speaker 3: like we're just all we're getting caught, just caught so
- 48:01Speaker 3: much like any I don't look like the fucking zipperhead
- 48:06Speaker 3: like at this stage, but like one of the cenobites. Yeah,
- 48:09Speaker 3: but it's there's like so you put it on during
- 48:12Speaker 3: the day with a plaster over and then you take
- 48:14Speaker 3: it off to little breathe at night, Like what are
- 48:16Speaker 3: we doing here? What is this four steps to letting
- 48:19Speaker 3: it go? It should be young enough and have enough
- 48:22Speaker 3: I don't know hemoglobin to sort this out. Must no,
- 48:25Speaker 3: apparently not germanine or pseudo cream was thrown at whatever.
- 48:29Speaker 3: And I know that it's it's a cliche and that's
- 48:31Speaker 3: been memes made about it to death, and as a
- 48:33Speaker 3: stand up comedian, I will not be going down that road.
- 48:36Speaker 3: But I don't think there was anything else to be had.
- 48:39Speaker 3: I don't think there was.
- 48:41Speaker 2: To borrow a phrase from from Chris Rock who covered all.
- 48:44Speaker 3: This, Ruba Tustin. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 48:48Speaker 2: Whatever you had, robotusin doesn't fucking clean it up. Even
- 48:51Speaker 2: when there was a bone near a doctor. No, no, no, no,
- 48:54Speaker 2: pre robotustin on a broken bone. So be it with
- 48:56Speaker 2: pseudo cream. Whatever you had, you better hope super cream
- 48:58Speaker 2: will do that job.
- 48:59Speaker 3: But the old school notion was that even the doctor
- 49:02Speaker 3: in your head, You're going if I landed to the
- 49:03Speaker 3: doctor and I'm not dead or dying, he's going to
- 49:05Speaker 3: look at me like I'm absolute fenny, like you know
- 49:07Speaker 3: what I mean, like.
- 49:08Speaker 2: Gonna look at it. You know you're gonna be brought
- 49:10Speaker 2: in with a fucking broken legs, like, how's his bowel movements?
- 49:12Speaker 2: Do you want some serve of things? Doctor? And then
- 49:17Speaker 2: my legs fucking broc here Garson.
- 49:19Speaker 3: I can't actually remember, right. I can remember being I
- 49:22Speaker 3: don't know what illness bestruck myself and my brother at
- 49:25Speaker 3: the time. It's the only time I can remember being
- 49:27Speaker 3: six six as a child, but it was we were
- 49:30Speaker 3: like dead to the world. Whatever dose was going wrong
- 49:32Speaker 3: with dead to the world for a week and to
- 49:35Speaker 3: the point where they went, oh, we better bring him
- 49:37Speaker 3: to the doctor. So I said, he brought you to
- 49:38Speaker 3: the doctor and what I don't know. Let's say it
- 49:43Speaker 3: was an antibotic he gave me or something. But I
- 49:45Speaker 3: can remember him going, now, has he had castor oil
- 49:48Speaker 3: this week? And I was like, god, damn it, never
- 49:51Speaker 3: give me the castro. The guy was like, here, have
- 49:53Speaker 3: some castor oil, and I won't lie tore. I probably
- 49:56Speaker 3: just I probably did shoot it out of me. To
- 49:57Speaker 3: be honest with you, I was pretty much right one job,
- 50:01Speaker 3: pretty much.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Badness out of you. Like it's we're talking like literal,
- 50:05Speaker 2: you know. It was an extra to go back to
- 50:07Speaker 2: leeches and ship like this, you know what I mean.
- 50:08Speaker 2: But it's like, how do we get the badness out
- 50:10Speaker 2: of the gas and ash fucking you can shoot it
- 50:12Speaker 2: out what.
- 50:13Speaker 3: I suppose to. It's the old the exorcism isn't like
- 50:17Speaker 3: by the power of Christ compel you, like the patrol
- 50:20Speaker 3: could have sold castor oil just to just to get
- 50:22Speaker 3: the badness out of you. And I did it worked
- 50:24Speaker 3: the following day. I was right as around and doing
- 50:26Speaker 3: cartwolds around the place, like you know, like Jimmy Bucketts,
- 50:29Speaker 3: like Charlie Bucket's grandfather son, like.
- 50:33Speaker 2: Thee I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do.
- 50:35Speaker 2: I know we hate when we google your live on
- 50:37Speaker 2: the thing, but I'm just actually google what is castor oil?
- 50:39Speaker 2: If cod liver oil is the oil from a cod's liver,
- 50:41Speaker 2: and what the fuck is cast oil? Because I'm a
- 50:43Speaker 2: proere of God. I'm just thinking it's like the grease
- 50:45Speaker 2: off little wheels at the bottom of cabinets.
- 50:48Speaker 3: And shit, right, well, let's apparently because I know there
- 50:53Speaker 3: was I've never done it because I imagine when end well,
- 50:56Speaker 3: but you know, we can get these ones that were
- 50:59Speaker 3: these those foot spets that would apparently pull toxins out
- 51:02Speaker 3: through your feet or whatever. But there's also an old
- 51:06Speaker 3: the world in Now this sounds very doctor Quinn medicine woman.
- 51:08Speaker 3: She I like, right, But which, by the way, great show.
- 51:11Speaker 3: Anybody wants to go back and watch it. It's a good,
- 51:13Speaker 3: good show. She's she helps everybody, but putting a damned
- 51:17Speaker 3: cloth on their head and then steps out of the room. Gone,
- 51:19Speaker 3: she's resting. Now, that was all she ever did every episode.
- 51:22Speaker 3: But there if you pour oh jeez, she did, God
- 51:28Speaker 3: she did apparently, if I remember correctly, there was one
- 51:32Speaker 3: where you pour cast oil into your belly button overnight
- 51:35Speaker 3: and it would apparently there's a weakness of skin at
- 51:38Speaker 3: the belly button point, and it would draw out badness.
- 51:41Speaker 2: We'll say to get belly button. Yeah, belly full of
- 51:45Speaker 2: cast oil. By the way, I've looked it up here.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Do you know what castor oil is made from?
- 51:49Speaker 3: Casters?
- 51:50Speaker 2: Yeah, oil from the cast or plant, which I didn't know.
- 51:53Speaker 2: I I guess I'm an idiots.
- 51:55Speaker 3: I thought it was the stuff for you put on
- 51:57Speaker 3: wheels that will be underneath a piece of furniture.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a it's the cast oil is from
- 52:02Speaker 2: the castor bean, from their ristiness communist plant. Get these beans,
- 52:07Speaker 2: squish them down, drink them say it.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Was a communist plant, like.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Okay, once once again we lapped into communism.
- 52:16Speaker 3: It does tend to happen quite a lot here.
- 52:18Speaker 2: What can we do.
- 52:19Speaker 3: It's you perpetuating all this propaganda towards me, like I mean,
- 52:22Speaker 3: you just looked off to the right all the time.
- 52:24Speaker 3: I don't know what it is like, but forward, it's
- 52:27Speaker 3: from a plant called the castor plant. I know, yeah, yeah.
- 52:30Speaker 2: The castor beans from the from the fucking ricycles plant.
- 52:34Speaker 2: I don't know. So come here to me. Jump forward
- 52:37Speaker 2: thirty years and now when we send the kids off,
- 52:40Speaker 2: they've got their all in the part commies, to be
- 52:42Speaker 2: honest with your tom on occasion, on great occasion, their
- 52:46Speaker 2: legal gummies and the little mallows and chews and fucking
- 52:51Speaker 2: Bronco stop and hey Fever tablets and ship like this
- 52:56Speaker 2: just just like just like to take along and nothing
- 53:00Speaker 2: like nothing nothing like a you know, we don't wrap
- 53:04Speaker 2: the kids and cotton wall or anything like that. But
- 53:06Speaker 2: at the same time, if this will just stave off
- 53:08Speaker 2: whatever illness is going around the fucking school that particular day.
- 53:12Speaker 3: You mean, Jared, don't keep him home from school, number one,
- 53:15Speaker 3: that's what you're saying. To me.
- 53:17Speaker 2: Keep him in school. That's what you're trying today.
- 53:19Speaker 3: You're just trying to keep tires on the keep the
- 53:21Speaker 3: racetrack on, the race car on the racetrack, just like
- 53:23Speaker 3: Cold Trickle and the team. Keep it fucking out there,
- 53:26Speaker 3: don't you dare come into it. Keep it out there
- 53:28Speaker 3: because I got stuff to do around the place, and
- 53:30Speaker 3: I can't be Arson around now, because yeah, that's pretty.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Much just just just just wager up. I would love
- 53:37Speaker 2: just one time, just one time, to give my kids
- 53:42Speaker 2: a dose cast oil.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can imagine they just just be like, hey,
- 53:47Speaker 3: would you like the medicine daddy had when he was little?
- 53:51Speaker 2: Just take this little and I'd be like, I'd be like,
- 53:53Speaker 2: I'd be like a cartoon witch with You're honest being like,
- 53:57Speaker 2: just a little drop you need to try, you know what.
- 54:00Speaker 2: I'm my precious, I'm half thinking I might do that.
- 54:04Speaker 2: Ms Royal. I'm going to give him play it now.
- 54:08Speaker 3: As soon as you said yes, you can get.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Right now, Tom, You're going to get some organic, cold
- 54:12Speaker 2: pressed fucking.
- 54:13Speaker 3: That's exactly what I'm looking at right now.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Confused cast Royal.
- 54:17Speaker 3: It is, yeah, flavored one hundred percent. There's no way
- 54:20Speaker 3: it's going to be the rank piss that we were drinking.
- 54:22Speaker 2: Not.
- 54:22Speaker 3: I hope you can get it in like drop it
- 54:24Speaker 3: for I'm do you know what, I'm going to try it.
- 54:26Speaker 3: I'm try it because see that little savage he'll be
- 54:29Speaker 3: able to take it like he'll give out. My god,
- 54:32Speaker 3: I should record like he will give out like a
- 54:34Speaker 3: bustard over.
- 54:35Speaker 2: So don't do it. Don't do it when you have
- 54:36Speaker 2: a long long drive.
- 54:38Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, to be fair,
- 54:41Speaker 3: this lad fair regular, but six why wouldn't you be?
- 54:44Speaker 2: But why wouldn't you be? Now? Tom? Before we go,
- 54:47Speaker 2: I want to talk one last thing. We kind of
- 54:48Speaker 2: scared it on it a little while ago about the
- 54:50Speaker 2: names of these things and going forward. And I said
- 54:52Speaker 2: that you guys have like an in the inside track
- 54:55Speaker 2: on a lot of things, because I understand there's a
- 54:58Speaker 2: doctor in the house that knows a lot about God
- 55:00Speaker 2: and whatnot. Correct there is. Now the other thing that
- 55:03Speaker 2: the kids get in the morning time is something that
- 55:06Speaker 2: came to being in our lifetime, you and me, which
- 55:11Speaker 2: is the good bacteria breakfast yogurt drink. Yeah, that wasn't
- 55:18Speaker 2: a thing in the eighties, echoed the only yogurt. Drink
- 55:22Speaker 2: you could get in the eighties was yop and there
- 55:25Speaker 2: was no fucking vitmins, and that I promise you, no, no,
- 55:28Speaker 2: there wasn't. So in our time there came out these
- 55:31Speaker 2: wonder drinks, tiny little actimals, yackles, whatever they might be,
- 55:36Speaker 2: that claimed to be home to good bacteria. In the eighties,
- 55:42Speaker 2: there was no good bacteria. There was bad bacteria. It
- 55:45Speaker 2: was what turns you into ninja turtles. That's now, all
- 55:48Speaker 2: of a sudden you're introducing in our twenties term, we
- 55:51Speaker 2: watched this happen, this notion that there are good bacteria
- 55:54Speaker 2: and there are a good bacteria, and not only are
- 55:56Speaker 2: the good bacteria, yours might be out of balance, but
- 55:58Speaker 2: you can fucking sort that out if you drink one
- 56:00Speaker 2: of these little yogurts every day, and it contains what
- 56:04Speaker 2: you've been missing all along.
- 56:06Speaker 3: Tom L k immunit tests one of those unbelievable names
- 56:11Speaker 3: by all accounts, and an account I do, I would
- 56:14Speaker 3: take fairly seriously. No such a thing, not a thing now.
- 56:19Speaker 3: Obviously good bacteria and all the rest of it. It
- 56:21Speaker 3: was a lovely fluffy word. And it's not peer reviewed,
- 56:24Speaker 3: it's not written into any papers that there's this thing,
- 56:27Speaker 3: so it can exist for all you say it exists
- 56:30Speaker 3: in that we can say that we've bench pressed a
- 56:32Speaker 3: bench pressed you know, the greatest strongest man ever. Sure,
- 56:36Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry can say we did it. But was
- 56:38Speaker 3: it ever recorded? But we could sell a product off
- 56:41Speaker 3: the back of it if we started to sell our
- 56:42Speaker 3: own protein shakes or whatever, ground down pieces of dog
- 56:45Speaker 3: meat or something. I don't know, but lk immunitas was invented,
- 56:49Speaker 3: as I said, and it sounds so good too, and
- 56:52Speaker 3: everybody though everybody can say it, that's the thing. Everybody
- 56:57Speaker 3: can say it. But it was a genius that it
- 57:00Speaker 3: may be a thing that was invented, that was spoken
- 57:02Speaker 3: about and is an ingredient that.
- 57:04Speaker 2: So one clear here, so clear here L CAZy I
- 57:07Speaker 2: immunitass is like it's like a no added sugar. It's
- 57:16Speaker 2: just like an ad phrase for the goodness that's in there.
- 57:20Speaker 3: They now to claim is that it is a product
- 57:23Speaker 3: that they have conjured up themselves. But at no point
- 57:26Speaker 3: they're saying like it is the reasoning behind all of this.
- 57:29Speaker 3: It isn't actually really what to be. It isn't really
- 57:33Speaker 3: what would be making your got healthy. Do you know
- 57:35Speaker 3: that kind of way. If it is like if it
- 57:37Speaker 3: is an ingredient Lkzy immunity ASK, which was invented purely
- 57:41Speaker 3: based around these drinks. It doesn't really do anything at
- 57:44Speaker 3: all relative to what it's saying it's doing, but it
- 57:47Speaker 3: sounds way better than saying, you know, spiral garbaccio, right,
- 57:52Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Which is probably really
- 57:54Speaker 3: what's doing the drink.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Acid It's called DNA just but.
- 57:59Speaker 3: So I think the reason and look, I'm sure there
- 58:02Speaker 3: are I would say I would strongly go to, you know,
- 58:06Speaker 3: the kind of pro if you're you know, you feel
- 58:08Speaker 3: like you need to get health or whatever. I would
- 58:10Speaker 3: go with a very strong probiotic that you the sort
- 58:12Speaker 3: of one you buy in the bridge, you know, that one.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Thing that we weren't. We weren't getting probiotics in in
- 58:18Speaker 2: the eighties. Like you know, probiotics is a new thing.
- 58:21Speaker 3: It is, and you probably shouldn't over you maybe are a.
- 58:24Speaker 2: New thing to market. Yeah, probiotics.
- 58:27Speaker 3: Really, if you like a probiotic, I don't know if
- 58:32Speaker 3: you need to use all the time, like you know
- 58:33Speaker 3: what I mean, I think you can kind of get
- 58:35Speaker 3: the engine started if you've been on a course of
- 58:36Speaker 3: antibiotics you should definitely have because that kills off the
- 58:39Speaker 3: bacteria that's in your stomach. Along we're trying to kill
- 58:41Speaker 3: off bad bacteria. But the the notion is j that
- 58:45Speaker 3: we didn't really probably needed you and I, especially coming
- 58:49Speaker 3: from our background, because we were probably filthy, dirty little bastards.
- 58:53Speaker 3: And that's it, And that's a good thing, Jure. Like
- 58:55Speaker 3: you we all know when your mother when there was
- 58:57Speaker 3: a neighbor coming over, if you're in the back of
- 58:58Speaker 3: the car hading the mess and you're the little grubby bastards,
- 59:01Speaker 3: your mother, they're spat an anche and clean your dirty,
- 59:03Speaker 3: dirty mosh. Our kids aren't filthy filty anymore. They're not
- 59:06Speaker 3: fuilty for long anyway, that's for sure. So the dirt
- 59:09Speaker 3: and the hanging around and getting licked on the face
- 59:11Speaker 3: and your dog licks your teeth, that stuff is all
- 59:14Speaker 3: good for you, do you know what I mean? It's
- 59:15Speaker 3: all good for you at a young age. It's teaching
- 59:17Speaker 3: your body to fight, teaching like by all accounts, you know,
- 59:19Speaker 3: you man Steve O from Jackass, By all accounts, he
- 59:24Speaker 3: like obviously riddled himself with with drugs and whatnot, but
- 59:27Speaker 3: his back clean sober doing stand up badly, but he's
- 59:30Speaker 3: doing stand up. But he his parents were either were
- 59:35Speaker 3: the traveling performers or whatever. But they would travel the
- 59:38Speaker 3: world and he would go. He would go with them,
- 59:41Speaker 3: and because he was a bit of a head case,
- 59:42Speaker 3: he would go. They'd go to countries in you know,
- 59:45Speaker 3: Asia and stuff like that, like Indie, and you know,
- 59:48Speaker 3: they would perform or whatever. I can't say what they did,
- 59:52Speaker 3: but he would travel with them. But when told not
- 59:55Speaker 3: to drink the local water, he would defy them and
- 59:58Speaker 3: go and drink in the local water. And he would do.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: He did this over years and years and got himself
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: violently sick and found it hilarious and entertaining. Maybe probably
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: starved to have attention more than editing. But by all accounts,
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: now this guy could drink out of a fucking puddle
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: and not get sick. His goat health is that strong
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: as a result of early years of just gross water
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: and gross drinking things to he would take theirs.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Basically maybe maybe maybe with my kid is I should
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: be like, you know, yeah, but then the but then
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: the lead alone brand probatic drink there in the mornings
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: and rolled in the mirk for another week.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: Will just get on and drink with the dog, eat
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: with the dog. How's that?
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Whatever the dog is having, you're having the same.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: By all accounts, we were dirty. We were dirty back
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: in the day Ajar and that was a good thing.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: And that was a good thing. We remember when we
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: were dirty enough to be healthy.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: I suppose there you go. That's there you go, Yeah,
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: like something a Monty python, just pick picking the mud out.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Watch yeah, wat watch us draw a very select crowd
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: in the comments of this one.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: On everybody listen to this right now as a dirty
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: little fucker, as a child without a doubt.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: But if you do want to come into the comments,
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: then by all means do but you're gonna need to
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- 1:01:11Speaker 2: to come in from at the Tom and Jerry Show,
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- 1:01:17Speaker 2: We'll get us there, or indeed on Instagram at Tom
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: and Jerry Show Instagram probably you know, would be edging
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: it there a little bit. You can also find me
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: on Blue Sky at Jerry McBride, Jerry with a ge
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: and he is at Tom o'many know he and that
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: o'mony over on we didn't take the sue choice.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: No, it's true, but go ahead and hit the hit
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- 1:01:39Speaker 3: to be Spotify. You can also leave comments on Spotify,
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: which we can spot as well. Can't spot him on Apple. Sorry, sorry,
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: I don't know what it is with Apple podcasts wrapping music,
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: but it seems to have be a clothes chop to
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: me anyway to see any of these things. So go ahead,
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: leave it on Spotify, hit the bell or whatever the
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- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Also hit the bell. I don't know why they make
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: you do that.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: Is that one thing?
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: I don't know? So I like it, but I only
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: kind of want to find it. One I want to find.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: I don't want to subscribe to it. But you got
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: to hit the bell so we.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: Will land into your phone or tablet or device or
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: into your I don't know. Maybe have one of those
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: chips that musk is attached in the back of people's heads.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Now, maybe you've got a tooth in your eye that
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: picks up podcasts.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: Now, now we're talking now we're talking the eye tooth,
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: the eye the eyeudes. Yeah, it only took us an
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: hour to get there. Oh my, oh my god. Either
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: long weekend, the long weekend of gigs and goats. So
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: you know what I mean, that's been my life.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: No excuse I was not come here, Tom. I have
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: a couple of comments here about buffets from yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: indeed for Buffy is Sharon on Instagram says she's you know,
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: she's she has nothing to add. She says, she taps
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: out early, but she has a very story. Oh yeah,
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: So just like I saw the guy eating ice cream
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: cones and smashing she saw a couple in uh the
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: wind Hotel and Casino Hotel. Yeah yeah, yeah, and they
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: plied through plate upon plate of crab legs. We're talking
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: a massacre of crab legs. We're talking just grab legs. Yeah,
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: the legs of sixty crabs smashing through them, one after
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: the other. I guess I don't know that. I don't
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: believe I've ever had crab legs.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: Those are the ones there. You have to use the
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: ice cripts or smash them up.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Yeah, you get them all.
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: Or they're delicious. When when they're done in butter. They
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: are very nice. But here's the thing. Fair lose interesting
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: after leg four.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, there's not much that isn't
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: delicious when it's done in butter. So I don't know
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: why I gotta go with the said too and players
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: and start. That's crowd legs, but a lot of crab legs.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: IM gona tell you this much. John, on the other hand,
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: he turns around and says, I just you know, yeah, salads, Tom,
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: They're not welcome in John's world.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Well done, Jhent.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: He goes for meat. Sauces are the enemy, he says
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: words that he has said sauces are the enemy. And
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: cake before ice cream, Yeah, those before hose, cake before
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: ice cream.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I'd be down for that, all right, It depends on
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: the cake before ice cream seem odd to me.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: Why not put the biggar?
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: Do you know what an ice cream cake?
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: A cake with ice cream on table, half part with
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: a big thing ice cream.
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: On top of Yeah? Fair points yeah yeah.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: He asked me why I'm losing my teeth.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: No, to be fair, you're you're like some sort of
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: ambutsmen there for desserts. I like that you brought to
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: both both parties together. I like it, but if there
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: was just a choice, you've only allowed one or the other,
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: I think i'd go cake before ice cream. Yeah yeah,
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: I'd be done for that.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Okay, the war continues. We'll listen between now and next week. Folks,
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: keep an eye out in the sky for Project bloom
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: Beam telling you to listen to the Tom and Jerry Show.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: That's that's what the New World Order going to play.
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: Listen to it. At one point if I literally is rid,
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: you look luck